>after your shift
is that legal
*clocks out of work*
*continues moving heavy boxes for my boss"
hey wwho am i??
Only if they pay him overtime.
Of course he agreed to it verbally rather than getting that shit in writing so, his fault
Kanaya Kanaya Kanaya
Live For Pleasure Says Kanaya
never saw any more of that official vgcats porn
i think the people that were paying out of morbid curiosity must have stopped
you have sex with drug addicts
>official vgcats porn
i'll still be clocked in but that doesn't mean i don't want to spend an hour doing monotonous shit
learn your goddamn rights wesley
guy that did vgcats got divorced and went to porn for that sweet furry money
the porn is horrific
yeah yeah i meant the people who were actually leaking the pictures stopped
How Is Poverty Real Like Nigga Draw Cartoonish Furry Porn
my boss has been telling us all to work weekends and nights off the clock
but today my boss's boss joined one of our meetings, and every time any mention of working off hours came out my boss jumped to lie and cover his ass at lightning speed
"o-oh, no, nobody said to work weekends, haha, i just meant work harder to get work finished, haha, during normal work hours, haha"
i wonder if he's could get in trouble if
recorded one of our meetings where he was demanding this shit and sent it to his boss
>the porn is horrific
I think you need to understand now that between this and 3D guy is that people don't agree and will actually pay money for it.
i almost made incest porn games in college when i was completely out of money
i understand that, doesn't really change the fact that the porn is horrific
the book to europe
me and kanaya could pool lol
if it wasnt for your shitty morals now you'd be driving a ferrari with a top model using those patreon bucks
Eating a sub
Thinking bout how I will be outta the country for a week
Thinking bout all those shitposts I'm gonna miss while I'm gone
Where's the Homestuck trainer game
there was that homestuck meet n fuck that crablouse scammed a couple Gs out of people for
Yeah and nothing ever came of it, I meant a real one
When i went away for college I wrote a very detailed "you can't fuck this up" guide for my parents on how to torrent hidden object games because they fucking love those for some reason.
I think they tried it once and probably got a virus or something, and then never tried it again.
They don't really use the computer that much, but some years later I was using that computer again and it was a shambling corpse of loading things and lag.
wasn't that in watch dogs, or did this happen in multiple games
this could have been me
i am a man denied his get-your-own-virtual-mom-pregnant destiny
wait him getting divorced is the reason he turned to porn? that's pretty epic
The horror never ends.jpg
where to big man
*makes an incest beastiality sissy monstergirl 3d patreon game*
>Homestuck porn game makes more money than Hiveswap
>KF2 has actual animation instead of 3d models
man they really shot themselves in the foot didn't they
kan do you still want the book
The sequel to KFC
i also now have to help put chips into bags
kemono friends 2
This option wasn't there before
>kemono friends 2 doesn't look like complete shit
wtf they ruined the show
i mean, that is part of it, but 95% of it is all the shit that went down last year with the anime's director
Two In The Morning
Perfect Time To Surrender Your Will To The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya Domination
concept: communism but it isnt bad
capitalism but with a ubi
i mean, it's still exploitative and evil etc etc but at least poverty won't be a thing
Bermuda for a week
I'm end-of-summer-fun tumut
the tiny dot on her cheek is bugging me
I Will Bug You Alright
Communism is in theory fantastic, it's just impossible to enact.
That is, if you're following Marx's playbook.
Also, near-entire industrial automation needs to exist before Communism can, regardless of whether you're following the marxist theory of history or not.
i was gonna go on a rant on how i hate my life but i decided not to
Worship Kanaya Instead
look at these extremely epic lads
No matter what bullshit you come up with about how communism can work if blah blah blah, the central planning issue is impossible to solve
can't believe someone on tumblr found alien life before nasa
more kewl kn gifs
The central planning issue is only a problem with marxism afaik
feel bad for the actual politicians who got less votes than wu
Imagine coming in behind Wu
me: mfw when i wanna die and want a boyfriend. mfw
litcherly give me an asexual boyfriend
A trans game dev who is running for Congress.
>a week delay
Oh NONONONO NO NO NO
mfw when im working at my job: hi god its me junie b jones and i want you to flay the skin from my body
god: wtf couldn't hear ur prayers
did they announce a new day for it
God is a pervert, who watches you take a dump, and as you jack off
Give In To The Kanaya Prone Bone
Enter The Kanaya Bone Zone
putting guacamole and ranch dressing both in my salad
the fragility of human life is
im picturing a juicero style device
can i move in with someone
Requesting an image exactly like this but with somebody that isn't a child
yes but you have to be my sex slave
i don't know how long the comparison has existed but it's really weird that someone edited a comic just to shove wojak shit on it
im so tired of these shitty jobs im just tired
>sakurai's kirby games are an amalgamation of things he liked growing up (drawing, wrestling, martial arts, racing, food, sleeping, etc)
>went on to create smash, which is about a kid (master hand) making toys of his favorite characters fight
>smash is a "fighting" game where the goal is to get the opponent out of the boundaries, similar to sumo wrestling
>dedede is fat, eats a lot, performs body slams, fights in wrestling rings, wears a kimino, has a crown that resembles a topknot, and has a japanese rendition of his theme song, as if he were a sumo wrestler
>a sumo wrestler in a sumo wrestler-esque crossover game, created by the same person
>storywise, he's an overconfident monarch that oversteps his boundaries until kirby comes to humble him, encouraging the king to redirect his focus on competing with him
>parallels the japanese empire during and after ww2, except kirby is a young, benevolent creature with pure heart
>japanese were typically casted as villains and jokers/targets of ridicule in western media, similar to dedede's characterization, but sakurai turns him good as he essentially embodies japan's fighting spirit, especially in his ability to take a lot of hits and losses and have the willpower to constantly improve regardless (forced himself to learn to float like kirby, competed with him in gourmet races, mechanized his hammer)
>in subspace, has a unique entrance jingle and saves the entire smash universe despite being misunderstood by everyone
>also voiced by sakurai himself
>basically the protagonist of subspace, and by extension, smash itself
>kids today constantly quote him, point out his intense need to clobbah, joke around with his name, and liken him to a god, as if he were some sort of modern day wrestling personality
Dedede is already perfect
You ever been in a room with a person whose porn you've seen
Grants need not apply
how good can you suck dicc
assumingly not very well going off of my 2 experiences, but i can certainly try at it
it's like rage comics are back with us again
brings a tear to me eye
getting hard just thinking of you fat lips around my pp
reminder that big nep is ok to fuck because she's of age and not an immortal loli
what the fuggy wuggy
why would anyone spend money on this
this is what bens mouth looks like right before he sucks dick
what happened to the mc
i like tabasco cheez-its, but they make me shart
there hasnt been a decent game all summer and now i have 3 games i want to play this month
>brazilian president candidate stabbed an hour ago
>guy who got arrested advocated for corrupt ex-president to leave jail
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imagine crying over a shitty MMO
except it wasn't delayed because of "loss of life"
but listen tho
xe has the leaks, but simply chooses not to share them out of respect
xe's a hero!
it's not okay to leak shit if a natural disaster happens because it's disrespectful but fuck the company and everyone involved with them otherwise lol
What if there was an earthquake in the direct's footage and they wanted to edit it
not to defend whoever the fuck this is but "ruins a few days of hype" isn't much compared to "uses a natural disaster and people dying to score e-fame"
they are just making e-fame for themselves off of this though, so they're almost as bad if not the same
>"Rocks dropped from (the Moon) have power of 100s of nuclear bombs"
i knew wu was nutbar but uh
Have you seen the player stats for R60?
hydrogen bomb take
You mean like the ones he hasn't dropped to start ww3 like the hillbillies said he would?
abraham lincoln? that guy was a nutjob. nothing compared to trump.
who was it that made that book about comparing trump to lincoln except they intended for it to be a positive comparison
wonk are you highlighting these text or getting from someone
because using this is double gay (straight)
wait is "abraham lincoln was actually bad" a real take
damn those thighs big but why he got man hands and hiding hus adams apple and face
bought some computer games
who is bad at spelling anon
dragon quest xi
devil may cry hd collection
im sure some people think that
"Showing one of the more popular presidents morphing into one of the more hated presidents among a wall of flame will surely make people think the second one is a good guy, right"
theyre basically the same person right
hex maniac not sex maniac
hex maniac's big whopping extracanonical titties
someone say ultradimension?
how is op vore rev progressing?
rev is like majin buu, he can only be vored by himself
i could easily vore rev
but i won't out of respect to japan's recent loss of life
i'd like this to be every day's ran
4 hours and 30 minutes straight of scooping brownies up and putting them in containers
i survived (but i wish i didnt)
i like how i didnt even agree to work this long, it was just my mom (who is a manager) telling me to help out people with putting chips in bags
You couldn't even more a vole.
So fix it yourself.
do you think a lot of people didn't hate lincoln at the time
you sure do shitpost a lot for people with soul draining helljobs
shitposting adds energy
Whoopsie-doodle! Google Drive made a fucky-wucky and tried to open a .RAR file as an image, then instantly deleted it instead! Thanks for being better than Google on a fucking Android phone, Mega!
Back in NJ
Goddamnit it sucks here.
I don't think I even post about my soul draining helljob.
*sans voice* come here I'm gonna eat ya
I'm bigger than you I'm higher in the food chain
get in my belly
god damn crack the fucking game already
i've read all of a touhou manga and own 4 pieces of merchandise so i think i'm legally obligated to play one before zwid materializes in my house and kills me in my sleep for being a tertiary
should i just go back and try to finish lolk or play the one with tan cirno
stop bin cute an shit
that's a cartoon; not real
this is one of my only friend groups
serving coffees for minimum wage sounds like shit, i don't know why you like ot
i didnt even end up folding boxes, i was trapped in brownie hell
wes is now officially box boy
my targeted ads are getting really weird
the box boy and his /b/oxcutter...
dionysius is epic....
What is that facial expression? It's not even a proper soyboy face.
they dont make you manager unless you love it
i like my job i just feel a little overworked
the real reason behind the Nintendo Direct delay
why does everyone think skull kid of all characters has a really good chance of getting in
you forgot your flag cletus
him being in means geno absolutely can't ever get a slot right
my favorite thing is that the 2 (3, kind of) "most unlikely candidates for smash" get in and then everyone's back on the relevancy and "there's no way they're getting in jamboree
ridley and k. rool were the main villains in their respective series
skull kid was a one off antagonist in a game that was remade over three years aho
>ridley and k. rool were the main villains in their respective series
yea and they haven't been in the game up until now, and K. Rool hasn't even been in a donkey kong game since 1999
in a twist of fate majora's wrath gets in but skull kid doesn't
also dark samus was a one-off antagonist too
or was she in in more prime games i don't remember
i think like half of 2 and 3?
how many metroid and donkey kong games are made compared to mario and zelda
i dont think it's fair to compare their relevancy to characters like bowser or ganon
dark samus is an echo character and really easy to add
use that hate at the gym
>how many metroid and donkey kong games are made compared to mario and zelda
there's been like 3 new dkc games and then a few others
there's honestly not that many (main) zelda games either
water leaves ~ big tree of mizugami
water leaves ~ big tree of mizugami
>there's honestly not that many (main) zelda games either
Define a "main" Zelda game
is it yung roze quartz i thought she was fat
had to fill 3 captchas to make that post btw
uhh, skyward sword, albw, and botw are the past 3 i think
unless i'm forgetting any
idc spoil it for me
wait did she fake shatering or someshit
that's pink diamond
roger, come in. whats the eta on epi watchage, over
i dont watch this crap just saw a few episodes of season two with my little brother cause i had to take cre of him for a while
Are you only mentioning recent/past 10 years? If so you could probably throw in Spirit Tracks
that's a LOT of epis to watch before i can answer your question
everyone kind of shut up about rose being fat when they realized it was just her disguising as someone else she saw
big lol to those people who tried to kill that one asian chick who drew her skinny
i wonder if sugar was thinking about rose quartz being pink diamond when she asked the fandom not to bully people for drawing rose skinny?
>not knowing the brag types
im still disappointed adachi isnt in crosstag
like nigga how the fuck are you not gonna add the main villain and best character
just had to fill 20 captchas for that lads
i'm not going to count more for this post but it's at 30 so far
this is a human only board
i got each captcha right more just came popping up
I just want a 6'8" woman to sit on my face sometimes
it's only in libtard hubs
pictured: man who did nothing wrong
you don't wanna wait 3 hours in a line of sweaty melee nerds for a 90 second demo of a game coming out in 3 months?
I went to the sm4sh event, if there's one near me then sure.
i need tp figure out how to vore rev
All I want to be
is someone who gets to see
A giant woman
on my face
oh it's literally just those places
don't understand the facesitting meme
MUTHA. FUKIN. BEYBLADES
It can be? That's just on top of my "what's this like" list.
the top of my what's this like list is "being in a relationship with someone"
Relationships are hard. Good luck.
tfw you fell for the plenty of fish in the sea meme and gave up your gf for dumb petty reasons like abuse
get with somebody healthy enough to easily support their own weight
this may seem a herculean task to you
start singing the want gf need gf song
>dumb petty reasons like abuse
ooh i know that epic feel
just focus on improving yourself
taking my dates 2 the gym to make sure they can bench their own weight
ok i started like 3 years ago when does it kick in
did you get that plat
no i'm just doing the cabaret club in kiwami 2 and the cabaret theme from 0 is a lot better than the one in kiwami 2
>keep seeing prostitutes on tinder
>Keep reporting them
>They keep showing up
this kills the ben
you need to discover your true tune to sing it to
*receives relationship advice from hsg*
>20 dollars for a port of the mobile version of the game that was 20 dollars last week
just B E URSELF BRO
they don’t have to be able to bench their own weight they should just easily be able to squat their bodyweight
that actually works though
i will fucking kill you ben
>will never have an hsg gf
kys dumb humblebragger
ndrew hussie && gavin mcinnes
worked for granttard
why would you want
This song is fucking awesome
will you be my gf
for a second i started ranking hsg girls in my head before i stopped out of self-embarassment
i too get scared of black people
i would do the same but im friends with a few of them and it just wouldnt be right
Why would you want that
ask all of them to be your gf
if they say no remind them that you're desperate
what is there to explain other than a shitposting girl
i knew a guy who really liked steins gate and later ended up marrying his lab assistant gf
what a lucky guy
I just bought S;GE on Switch.
give qtπ lab-ass-gf
is it already out on switch?
kurisu is pure and good, especially when she's drunk
there's not enough maho love
mario tennis ace is just mario tennis but mario doesnt want sex
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is fionna on there meant to be a "prank" or something, she's still rather cute
so basically its pre ordering it
i dont own a switch
>i dont own a switch
preloading is a function on like every console
also on steam i'm pretty sure
im not a chump that pre orders games so i never knew
Bolsonaro will be trump mimic #7 because that stupid antifa fag stabbed him lol
>trump mimic #7
i say that completely aware of the fact that i dropped 60 bucks on a fighting game (i hate fighting games) for the plat race
political candidate who emulates trump's style
was that really the reason
that's kind of Sad!
From the white balding men who brought you the white redhead cartoon woman that often is mary sue
We present: black cartoon woman with purple hair that often is mary sue
it wasnt the only reason
it had persona 4 characters so i was probably gonna get it eventually
crosstag's story was a big pile of nothing and it's really disappointing
Based and Redpilled
Gamers rise up
let people have sex
why does this 5 year old have such a fucking ridicuoulsly sized ass
*owns libs by getting stabbed in the intestine*
he will spend the whole elections in a bed but if he gets elected it will be epic
what le fug is this
That's the depth buffer of a large room that's split in half with a mirror, with the depth of the mirror fully transferring
whats with the weird squares at the bottom
mom phineas and pherb are owning the libs again
The room has a domed skylight
cant wait to make my very own loli fighter
mom phineas and pherb are flossing
my new audio interface just werks on linux nice
duterte erdogan xi jinping putin (putin was technically first) etc
megaman 11 demo is good
the virgin beck
the chad rock
>putin is a trump mimic
I said putin was technically first retard
But is the music fire
Basically all the strongmen are aping putin to a certain extent, while taking into consideration the local culture
Putin is aping Josip Tito
Tito was a really really watered down Stalin
can we trace this back to the urfascist
apparently a second plane had a big group of people randomly get sick when it touched down
thats an odd coincidence
i never understood why the spade was the cuck symbol
spade can be used as a derogatory term for a negroid
because it's black i guess
cucks aren't exactly geniuses, regardless of what the jews say
need to sleep but i wanna keep listening to music
oh also that was the end of series 3
the end of series 4 has like a sequence so i'll probably space that out throughout the day
bsb has evolved into the facebook uncle
>first floor Yari Launcher
im gonna fuck this up somehow
congrats that's like the best gun in the game
inform me as to how you die
i recognize those words!
those are homestuck words!!
oh you'll see my angry post
homosexuality is a mental disorder
how bad will i fuck this run up, scale of one to ten, take your bets
just took out the gorgun
just have yari for bosses with maybe some origuni ammo as back up
then just remember the 5 ds of dodgeball
i believe in the heart of the mags
can someone explain why finn's ancestor is a fucked up weird rabbit thing
>decide to look at the danganronpa thread on trash
well that was a mistake
wonder what the catalyst was for it getting like that
>elon musk was on joe rogan podcast
gotta cop this shit
treadnaught defeated, third master round gained for the first time
>package supposed to arrive tomorrow (today because its past midnight)
>last shipping update says it was in texas
joe rogan pulls out a katana and goes on about how its 500 years old and was forged by a master the old way
then elon musk says he programmed a model of the cars to dance to the trans-siberian orchestra
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I should try to find more music to listen to
I just came across this song and I think it's pretty neat
it was just poor play
now this is a chill anime beat
why is are they on trash
drg isn't banned on /vg/ last I checked
on closer inspection its specifically a thread for people to post how much they want to fuck their dangan waifu
name a better board
any board besides /b/
sorry but you just implied s4s is better than trash so i have to disregard your whole post!
don't knock /s4s/, it's the first place that Roxykitten learned to get dubs
>stasis on unaware laser robot in breath of the wild
>stasis comes undone and it clips through the ground, disappearing
well alrighty then
Rockman* 11 Demo
squeenix wants 30bux for a console port of the mobile version of the game that was just on sale for 20bux
the game is also 20 bux on mobile as well.
why is it not on Switch yet anyway?
were they going to show some Switch-specific feature in the Direct?
oh the megaman demo was supposed to be in the direct
i had a dream that i remember
i came out o a subterranean cave on an island
there were 3 other people there. a brother and a sister that looked like colorful punks, and some girl.
the brother told me he had a needle full of a poison that would either erase the girl's past or her future, meaning she would either forget everything in her past or be unable to form future memories.
he said i had to choose which got erased, or else he'd kill me. i managed to get her alone and ask which she wanted, but she just got angry. the punk brother noticed i was talking to her and demanded i choose immediately, so i chose her past.
after the punks gave her the shot, they left. i wandered around the island with the girl with no memories and there was a water park on it, my brother was there. the three of us decided we had to escape the island, so we stole some huge water jugs from some kind of waterfall sawmill ride and stole some floaty rafts and went out to sea.
but i accidentally let sea water into the water jug i had, so we had to go back and get fresh water. then i got separated from the two of them via some mishap at that same waterfall sawmill thing. then i woke up.
its not even christmas and i get such a gift
>Hanebado ep 11 delayed because of the earthquake
Last day of work before a weeklong vacation
Oh yes oh please just let today go fast
i mean, if the guro thing isn't true
she probably just got sacked for the whole, uh, pedopool angle
she might've just left for a different job, she's working on the fast and furious cartoon right now
also there's a fast and furious cartoon what the heck
>fast and furious cartoon
what the fuck
>breath of the wild is very arrow heavy
>most merchants sell like 5
everyone's getting married!
secret eaters is interesting to me, subject matter wise
but every part of it is so stretched out to meet the hour mark that it's unbearable to watch
Just Like Do A Flip
I Will Fill You With Kanaya
Kanaya Got The Diarrheeeeeeea
2 and a half hours for me
just had some for lunch
You Will Break Against Me
Surrender To Kanaya Vision
post the one djt jr made
Jr crazy for this one
i like to EAT
i like to FUCK
At the same time?
>check trash to see what the deal is
>greeted by a post by a female claiming she spent her late teens fucking her twin brother several times per day
>"and from early on there was an unspoken agreement that he'll always cum inside"
Hello. My name is dysnomia, and I am a sterile homosexual paedophile.
You'll fit right in here
that's gonna be an oof from me, y'all...
so does spiderman not have genitalia
yikerooni, uncle scrooge!
jeez why does your mom let you have two husbands and a tfw gf
technicolored polyamorous legal jews?
in MY gaming?
you better believe i'm booking some time at the firing range.
It's Jude season!
that's honest to god the funniest thing i've seen in weeks
isn't he still recovering from/embroiled in possible SEC violations for lying about going private
and then he lights a doob with fucking joe rogan
when is this ride over for him
he needs rehab
You know what I hate?
francophobes don't interact UwU
*counts on fingers*
wait a mo.............
Frog eating cheaters, the lot of them
i thought weed was good and you can't get addicted to it and anyone who is against legalizing it is evil
only for libs, not real people
there was a government and history and criminal justice teacher at my high school who actually covered france on his world and europe maps in the classroom
he had been a fighter pilot and worked with the french and loathed them
i thought that was funny and also wildly inappropriate for a highschool teacher
this is really creepy
why the hell wouldn't you be able to get addicted to weed, stupid, it's a drug that makes you feel good
just cuz it's legal doesn't mean you can't get help for addiction, see alcoholics
also he does acid too
it comes from th eearth...
revving up into the spongesphere
So anyway why would Dave agree to let Rose get him pregnant
he wouldn't let anyone else do it
except in davekat instances
then of course no one but karkat
I Make Marks On My Bed Posts To Count The Number Of Virginities I Have Claimed
Is that why they're completely unmarked?
eri wwas mad, he kneww he'd been had
so he shot at his fef wwith a gun
shot at his fef wwith a gun
shot at his wwily one only rail
can't believe spacebar is a fart fetishist
how do you screencapture
can someone here make this transparent
I'm playing through my capture card because I don't have a TV with HDMI
yeah lemme open up gimp on my phone real quick
my xxxl shirt reaches my knees so i'm twans now
What do you think people did before tables were made?
i love banana oni and her red feet
howls au is best au forever and ever
i know that epic fucking feel
Did You Know
When A Man Looses To Cock
They Become A Bitch
What if they lose on purpose
Then They Were Already A Bitch
And The More They Submit To Cock
The More They Become Bitches
Well said, kanaya.
the gayf naysh grows powerful
why is she eating a green hamburger
it's a macaroon
they're pretty popular in nippon
men into sissification cant be chads
there, i said it
bizarro chad ben would be into bimbofication
I Will Turn You Into A Beautiful Girl
And Then I Will Fuck You Stupid
i am into bimbofication though
or well, at least a fairly constrained interpretation of it that seems to be pretty different from what people that are normally into the fetish are into
not even three chapters into this "highschooler that can talk to ghosts" manga and it's already referencing Cthulhu
>i am into bimbofication though
yourself and traps dont count
I like it on other people, though probably a majority of that is me projecting onto the person it's happening to.
I Will Reshape You Into Enrapturing Beauty
No Man Or Woman Will Be Able To Resist Playing With You
The time of the bimbo has ended
Long live the bimbro master race
i already don't look how much i look like my dad and the one on the right looks more or less identical to my dad
he has the :} mouth?
probably not, since that's just my attempt of a fake smile
Complete And Total Kanayafication
I Am The Devil
I Love Metal
ok but can i be a little girl
where are the japanese shrine maidens
>homestuck thread gets pruned for no reason
same as it ever was
This afternoon's movie: Bride of Chucky, featuring the voice talents of Brad Dourif and...some other people!
Let's give it a watch
>Opening credits set to Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl"
American Movies And Television Fascinate Me It Is Like I Am Staring Into An Alternate Universe
the threads being shit is a good reason
I assure you that no movie featured in the tumut review series will ever actually be a good movie
then why don't they prune all the other shitty threads on /co/
Just mask a homestuck thread as a fetish thread, those always fly on /co/
missing the beard
Bad Movies Can Be Entertaining And Sometimes More So Than What You Can Consider To Be A Good Movie
Like This One Where An Orphan Kid Befriends A Criminal By Writing Letters To Prison And When He Is Adopted The Criminal Breaks Out To Take Him Away
I Do Not Recall The Name But The Movie Was Such An Unbelievable Representation Of People Places And Life That For A Long Part Of My Life I Legitimately Thought That People Across The Ocean Were All Crazy Exaggerations Of Humanity
I Hear That Helps Headaches
kan would you fuck me
kanaya will you help me become a beautiful woman
Worship The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya
Dismantle The Federal Reserve For Kanaya
yes, sir, we believe these data fragments represent ancient prayers to a fertility goddess
so far out best translation is “beat the ever loving hell out of your meat“
we’ve not yet been able to decipher the name of the goddess
Revive The Ottoman Empire For Kanaya
Kill Trotsky Again For Kanaya
Buy The New Spider Man Game For Kanaya
Also A Play Station Four
>dude what if Jigsaw was a cute girl
Buy Todd's Game For Kanaya
does kanaya have any non-ruinous pleasures
i know its always said but it makes me so depressed when i realize trump is actually the president
Only Ruinous Sorry
part of me wants to make to make a patreon based on cockanaya and im not sure how much of that is profit driven and how much of it is just me thinking kanaya is smexy....
To Worship Kanaya Is Its Own Reward
we live in the twilight zone
THERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN THREE ROB ZOMBIE SONGS IN THIS FILM
Also there's a minute or so long puppet sex scene
I give it two out of five Rob Zombies
is this of girls we've spilled seed to
just spent 2 hours jacking off lads
no it was just cute girls
i don't think i've jacked it to any of those girls though
i love bonding with my coworker over our shared traplust
who's the 2nd row first column
outside of totori i don't really recognize any of the 2nd row
Other notable moments
>Chucky smonks we'd
>A dude wears those little goth finger armor things, remember those?!
>Theres a Mexican standoff scene with professional actors trying their hardest to keep a straight face while holding guns with/at puppets
>There's a genuinely neat moment where a guy gets turned into gribblies after being hit by a semi
sayaka from ape escape
fake lolicon girl detected
that chart except it's if i know the characters
the other persona character and the ron paul character are real obvious because of art style but i don't know them
i feel like i should know the fairy
Tell Me All The Things That You Wish Of Me
which one is hanako
give me all your money
the little sister from p4
3rd row, 2nd column
oh top middle is roll, probably
wait no i take it back i didn't know
Cockanaya Deep In Your Ass
dragon quest xi is good but the music in it is
>jacked off to a 6 year old
i meant nanako, i got autocorrected
no i invoke the sacred right of backsies
jerking off to nanako is literal pedo tier
there's no going back on that
Mr. Sako later claimed the right of "backsies"
I've never played Persona 4
I couldn't have known
Masturbate To Things You Are Familiar With
For Example Kanaya
it's a visual game
you can SEE the youth
if you accidentally jacked off to a 6 year old doesn't that mean you already jack off to things that look like 6 year olds
*hides undr couch from the pedo*
can i use backsies on my years of mouthpic harvesting
the only nanako i ever jerked off to didn't look like a 6 year old
i'm not judging, but don't you think a better number of nanakos to jack off to would be zero?
I do now, obviously
you have to delete them now
That gamer tavros/vriska thing?
it was turbo hipster gamzee/tavros i think
I always confuse 4chords for 1/18
i cant believe karkat is a girl
>cat killed a parrot
you were only supposed to kill the pigeons...
She's going to beat your face in and rape you.
Say thanks afterwards.
It Is Friday Night There Right
Yes she will.
And you don't have a choice.
fighting deep state team