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Behold the fruit of international Jewry

Which secrets do you suppose she is beholden to?




What the fuck

That's his daughter?



I imagine her kids would be balding in high school and be neurotic as fuck.



what the fuck has that guy pete davidson even done? he seems like he would be funny, but has he actually done anything funny? no wonder he's suicidal, he' sprobably paranoid to be found out

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No nose thread? What the fuck. Fuck off.



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i saw that very girl for the first time in my life yesterday on /biz/. what's her story?


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I don't know. Maybe find more pictures? Somebody has to look like the potential kid.


Something to do with Euphoria 2011. I honestly have no idea. I just want more pictures.


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all anons, what traits do you want your children to inherit from your beautiful wife and which do you want them to inherit from you?



>the blockhead woman

Lmao, is that my mom?



does your dad have a weak chin to balance it out?

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ITT: claim cute jewesses as pets so they can be delivered to you on the dotr.

I claim Agassa as my pet jew. Let it be known that if anyone should find her while ovening jews, she is to be delivered to me as my personal pet.

That is all.

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Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.



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I claim Rachel from Umass

Too bad I will never find out her IRL name…


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She is mine

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After a millennium of suffering (since Y2k) I still have no loyal heavyset pregnant Jewish wife to come home to. I want to relieve the stress of milking the goyim all day at the office and getting in the mood for sleep by smothering my face in her tits and suckling for warm breast-milk.

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>is that a nipple?

No. I have thoroughly reviewed the material provided, and I can't see any evidence of a nipple.

t. boob expert



>that ugly niglet



there's no niglet in that video


also, check again. that's a nipple



I saw its sideshow bob fro in the corner



This is some serious sweater meat.

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg was quite the looker in her youth, wasn't she?

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You Bater believe it


If this post ends in 83, she dies this year



Fingers crossed.


Yet another reason to invent a time machine: travel back in time and snatch up famous Jewesses in their prime.







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Guys! Is Laura Loomer the ultimate Jewfu?

<At least our kids will have blonde hair

<So when do I get to meet [your mother]?

<Our babies will be aryan Jews

<No wonder why you’re cute though

<your mom really is a milf

<I was creeping on my future mother in laws profile

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Our girl is in the news, lads, fighting oppressive censorship in social media.


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i sent her a dm on gab asking her to stop with the plastic surgery. she's already had too much and she's not even 30





I don't get it, why would she mess with perfection to begin with? smh


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Reminder that 2D > 3D ALWAYS

ESPECIALLY for Jewesses

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I really love her boobs in the left pic



>can't say no

>doesn't deliver


what's the story behind this?



chinks were known as the earliest risers all over asia. they dominated the rickshaw business even in countries they were hated. chink racism written in the vietnamese constitution. more chinks were killed in a matter of a couple days than all blacks who've been lynched in the history of america. still, the chinks outperform financially the native race of every country they go to. nips are the germans of the orient



>what's the story behind this?

Some thot (or guy pretending to be a Jewess) made a post say she would send pics of herself in exchange for doxes of altrighters. She even posted some pics in an attempt to prove she was legit.

Needless to say a shitstorm broke out, and the thread just deteriorated from there. BO deleted the thread but the thot came back and started a new thread, again asking for anons to betray their altright friends and give her their personal information. Thankfully BO was on thot patrol and booted her from the board.

Maybe you can find the threads if you use the Wayback Machine.



i used the wayback machine, searched for a good while but couldn't find it. i did learn however that this board is slow as shit


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jews that don’t act like beautiful wifes


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jewish redheads thread? jewish redheads thread

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Fuck she's ugly. #2 looks like a dude I played in a band with.




this thread has gotten a substantial amount of negative feedback


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Does this count



never change


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This would be the best plot twist ever.

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pick one

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#4 from the left

#4 from the right

You know that they're both into anal.



What race is that person? I want to look at more that look like her.



nicole kidman is australian






Eh, close enough.

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First Jewish woman that turned me into a Bagel Chaser. Post your Mia Kirshner pics.

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You jew bastard! GAZZED!!!!!!



You're right, we need to worship her.


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I jerked off to her so many times. I need to find a real Jewish woman to take my baby batter.


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Black hair, blue eye, pale skin Jewesses are my passion.


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Back from the grave!

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So, any anons here ethnically Jewish? I found out I am, though, I grew up in a Hispanic household. Found out I'm Sephardic, and now the rabbi pretty much confirmed it.

I'm planning on getting an Israeli citizenship and finding a nice Jewish wife, not a nigger loving degenerate though, I want one that's nationalistic and racist.

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How did you figure this out? hispanic too and I suspect I've some Sephardi shit due to some family history, but couldn't get my hands on any document.

Is the 23 and me beautiful wifery enough?


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23andme then dna.land, then gedmatch genesis.


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Good latin american catholic boy here. Grew up in a fully italian household. My nonna almost fainted when I got home with a black lady, so I think she is quite prepared to deal with a jewess too.



Most White Americans’ DNA Can Be Identified Through Genealogy Databases - The New York Times: https://web.archive.org/web/20181230180841/https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/11/science/science-genetic-genealogy-study.html?module=inline

FamilyTreeDNA Admits to Sharing Genetic Data With F.B.I. - The New York Times: http://archive.is/mz3oQ



Great, now that they have all your DNA making diseases will be easier than ever.

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Most of the posts are lewd focused, how about some cute?

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>until I got with my next gf I thought that was just how tits are

Hahah readily accepting a bleak existence.

So there's that Gilbert Gottfried joke about the old Jewish guy who finds a genie in a bottle who offers him a magic wish. And the Jew takes out a wrinkly old map, points to a place and says "this is the middle East. For millennia it's been ravaged by bloodshed and war. My wish is that you bring peace to the middle East." And the genie says "with all my power I'm unable to fulfill your wish, please ask for something else" so the old Jewish guy says, I've been married to my Jewish wife for 52 years, and not once has she blown me. My wish is that she'll give me a blow job." And the genie says "can I see that map again?"

There's also that curb your enthusiasm episode where Larry says he can tell a woman's ethnicity by her voice and at the end of the episode he over hears in Leon's bedroom a woman say "I won't do THAT" and he guesses "Jewish"

Anyways, was your gf a prude or would she try different things?



>She was pretty hairy but was obsessed with shaving because of it.

Have you ever seen her fully or almost fully unshaved?


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>Her tits were like a 38D

>they sagged really badly


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I couldn't picture saggy tits on a young girl so i had to look it up. i'm surprised they do exist


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G-d, imagine making love to those floppy funbags, especially when they are leaking milk during and after pregnancy.

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Official board tan?

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That isn't meant to be a nigger, Anon.





is this the nigger that spams /pol/ with the confederate memeflag?


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Goddamn right it is.

Also I'm not a nigger. Fuck niggers.



>Also I'm not a nigger. Fuck niggers.

You know what, you are OK, Anon.


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>fuck niggers


Long live the south.

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How do you plan to spend Hanukkah my fellow hebrew hunters?

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Why is this board so ded?


Masturbating to Sasha Gray



keep us posted


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big tits I don't care

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