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Welcome to the 2018 /jewess/ awards ceremony.

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And the award for best clothed, non-celebrity, jewfu goes to…




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honestly anyone who disagrees with that decision can fight me


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Every once in a while the board dies and some dude comes and spams obscure porn websites and then leaves as mysteriously as he appears. we thank you. here are the nominees

this other link that doesn't work


this gay ass thread that was a waste of space


this other thread about a really hairy woman


this one too



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and the award goes to


if you're here can you explain why the hell you do this. if you actually are making any money spamming this board. and explain what the hell all that is about?


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>obscure porn websites

>this other link that doesn't work

Wrong and sad! Methinks these awards are rigged.

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Shame on your boyish mind


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lel, classic

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>this board

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Ok so taking the name "ilia" in the title you linked into google, after maybe 5 minutes, a related video has the site madeinfrance, after 30 seconds on the model page it is indeed her name Ilia

there is no iafd, boobpedia, or freeones page because its such an unremarkable name and they usually dont do foreign amateurs, especially if they're just starting out, nor could i find any full scenes of hers

get gud


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she's definitely the epitome of like kyle's mom from south park. just a raunchy saggy dirty whua who will scream at you to rape her.

I often think about how well different ethnicitys age. like by the age of 70, old jewish women have the same face as an old jewish man. which is not as bad as latina women who all end up looking like a frog like jeb bush's wife at like 40. no matter how hot they were in their 20's. asian women age extraordinarily well. russian women end up as babushkas. thought they might be smoking hot for a while. blondes usually end up with that double-chin shit, that can go pretty bad. and black women, well, don't even get me started on that




forgive me /pol/





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Please tell me that is photshopped. Jeb is a rich guy, he could get blonde 18 year old high school girls if he wanted, what the fuck is he doing taking that gnome out for a walk? FFS.


None of those sites are good at keeping track of European pornstars - sadly. Maybe some autists over the PeachyForum have made a list of all her scenes?

Hopefully she hasn't been blacked, that would really ruin my day.

Got four scenes of her saved - I think she might have done them for Jacques & Michel or whatever they are called.

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Guys! Is Laura Loomer the ultimate Jewfu?

<At least our kids will have blonde hair

<So when do I get to meet [your mother]?

<Our babies will be aryan Jews

<No wonder why you’re cute though

<your mom really is a milf

<I was creeping on my future mother in laws profile

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<Our babies will be aryan Jews

never forget


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Our girl is in the news, lads, fighting oppressive censorship in social media.


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i sent her a dm on gab asking her to stop with the plastic surgery. she's already had too much and she's not even 30





I don't get it, why would she mess with perfection to begin with? smh

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Does anyone know if she's a jewess? She certainly looks like one!



i hear people with hairy asses have problem wiping

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besides getting a jewish gf, what's your new year's resolution /jewess/?

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it's not an election year but ok

mine is to:

write a screenplay

get back to running half marathons



Are you me?

I suppose mine would also involve writing a screenplay, and really get /fit/. I am in pretty good shape, but this year I want to really get swole.



why are you posting this on a porn board you loser?



good luck lmao


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>why are you posting this on a porn board you loser?

>he doesn't blur the line between his porn watching and real life


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first post of the new year

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She was quite a blonde beauty when she was younger.


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Well sandy blonde


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you must be the oldfag from all the other threads. funny how much of our sexual proclivities are formed in childhood. freud would be proud

also, checked



A little before my time, but I looked up pictures of her after watching stuff like SNL's Coffee Talk. I also caught an older movie with her in it one time.


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Whatever happened to the older Barb thread? Was that on the backup board?


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I mean

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>shaved jewess

what is this shit



Ah, I see you're a man of reason as well.


Thin-wise how many days in Auschwitz is that?


Post cousin



fucking based



she's Greek larping to be Jewish.

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>ywn live in a timeline where the South won the Civil War

>the Confederate States Army will never field a modernized version of the famed Columbus Depot Jacket (five/six rows of buttons, gray/jean wool, blue service cuffs and collar)

>the South will never declare war on Nazi Germany after Ribbentrop's repeated insults and lies

>ywn be a Confederate paratrooper fighting in Holland 1945-errr I mean '44 as part of Operation Market Garden

>ywn ambush a German transport truck one morning on a dusty Dutch road

>ywn laugh as you easily slaughter the SS with your BAR, forged by legendary Mormon gunsmiths in Utah, who flee in terror at the sight of Southern valor

>ywn hear banging on the truck door and cautiously open it with weapon at the ready

>ywn be immediately greeted by a nine month pregnant and very horny Anne Frank, who was locked up inside

>Anne will never instantly become enamored with with your Columbus Depot jacket, gray like her eyes, beautiful, yet simple, lacking any of the haughty and frivolous decorations of German uniforms

>Anne will never claim to know a good sniper's spot and offer to lead you to it

>ywn accept, oblivious to what she actually has planned

>Anne will never lead you inside an abandoned windmill and lock the door, saying she's not going to let you out until she's had her way with you

>Anne will never tear open her comically small dress

>ywn become instantly hard at the sight of her massive tits, naked swollen belly, popped navel, and gnarly muff, unshaved for nine whole months

>Anne will never push you down before you have a chance to unbutton your jacket, saying she wants to fuck you with it on

>Anne will never mount you like a pony

>ywn fuck like crazy for what seems hours

>ywn feel the exhiliation of popping your load inside Anne's tight pussy

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Who is your favorite Jewish TV mom?

I know Wendi McLendon-Covey isn't a Jewess, but she plays one on TV, and BO is gone, so fuck the rules.


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Soleil Moon Frye (Punky Brewster) had some huge khazar milkers before she got them reduced.



Is that the daughter? bitch sure didnt get the titty genes

Also where are the win?



Pretty sure shes a goy, she just married a jew


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Nah I think she was Jewish all along.

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ok, Ivanka really did have a nipple slip though




Very disespectful!



If fuck my daughter too if she looked like that. her brother(?) also married a hot beautiful wifess

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Is this a girl?

Is she a ki ke?

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> plus roastie means chick, there's no guy roasties

No shit.



What about traps?



yeah, that's not a chick



Why the fuck do people attend these obvious controlled opposition protests anyway?

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I didn't see a thread for this, so I'll be the first.

Post 2D Jewesses, I'm confident there's a fucking shitload of them. Surprised Japanese media has them, I mean, it's not taboo anymore but regardless. Here is one.


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I'm not sure if they're jews or just frizzy-haired japs. Still, the japs can often outjew the jews so I suppose they count.


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>Japanese drawings

>no cute Jewish noses

Ugh! Sad!



Typically anime stylization has very little nose action!


Japs don't give them proper jew noses


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probably because japs have jew noses. in other words japs also have chinky eyes but give themselves round eyes

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>ctlr+f "Sarah Silverman"

>0 reults

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Until you can provide any examples to prove your crazed claims, I'll feel perfectly free to call you on it, Redditor.



She did.

She didn't shave and gained fat for the role,its just a bad pic.



How could her mid section be so wide?! She's so thin! I get that some women have wide hips, but they usually have slim waists especially when they are as thin as her, why doesn't she have an hourglass figure?


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As >>1927 said she put on weight for the role. It looks like she's got a nice body in all the other pics I have seen of her.


>the movie where the guy refuses to lick her ass

what was his problem

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If I were to start a family with a jewess do you think she'd allow me to keep my son's foreskin intact and celebrate christmas and maybe even go to latin mass from time to time?

It's all I ask.


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Only if you make sure your son gets a Bar Mitzvah, can celebrate Hanukkah and all the other major Jewish holidays with his Jewish relatives, and your Jewfu can peg you at least a few times a month.



maybe if you pretend like you're a hardcore catholic you can pretend that you're compromising and negotiate down to your demands. that's what i plan to do. in any event, my kid is keeping his foreskin.


i have no experience on the matter, but that sounds right



That is a good idea. I would also put the line at keeping my kid's foreskin intact. They are not getting flayed by some Rabbi no matter what.

If she would agree to that I'd be OK with celebrating whatever holidays she want.

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