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wtf does the term "bagel chaser" come from? i've only ever seen it used here. (pic unrelated)


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Chaser has been around for ages to refer to someone chasing after a certain kind of girl or fetish; guys who like BBWs are called chubby chasers. Bagels are perhaps the most mainstream/well-known example of Jewish cuisine. So, just put the two together.

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What has katt Dennings been eating?

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And in all the right places too, what a lucky coincidence!



She looks like she's gained six gorillion pounds.


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It's an edit. But Kat is still top tier.



She's got some nice Khazar milkers, but she could have been THICCer tbh.


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Welcome to the 2018 /jewess/ awards ceremony.

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And the award for best clothed, non-celebrity, jewfu goes to…




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honestly anyone who disagrees with that decision can fight me


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Every once in a while the board dies and some dude comes and spams obscure porn websites and then leaves as mysteriously as he appears. we thank you. here are the nominees

this other link that doesn't work


this gay ass thread that was a waste of space


this other thread about a really hairy woman


this one too



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and the award goes to


if you're here can you explain why the hell you do this. if you actually are making any money spamming this board. and explain what the hell all that is about?


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>obscure porn websites

>this other link that doesn't work

Wrong and sad! Methinks these awards are rigged.

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let's establish a baseline

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Because I'm a poor puetro rican manlet with no money and all of these jewesses in this thread I see in the flesh every day and they're all so unattainable for me, all I can do is admire from afar but I may not approach, these jewesses are not for me. I may look but I may not touch.





who is this qt?




is a random girl from ny



for that girl read the text in the post


are you me?



>There are guys who will fuck an ugly landwhale (in general, not specific to this thread)

>Bitching about this thread in particular

why are you suprised anon?

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Shame on your boyish mind


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lel, classic

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>this board

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Ok so taking the name "ilia" in the title you linked into google, after maybe 5 minutes, a related video has the site madeinfrance, after 30 seconds on the model page it is indeed her name Ilia

there is no iafd, boobpedia, or freeones page because its such an unremarkable name and they usually dont do foreign amateurs, especially if they're just starting out, nor could i find any full scenes of hers

get gud


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she's definitely the epitome of like kyle's mom from south park. just a raunchy saggy dirty whua who will scream at you to rape her.

I often think about how well different ethnicitys age. like by the age of 70, old jewish women have the same face as an old jewish man. which is not as bad as latina women who all end up looking like a frog like jeb bush's wife at like 40. no matter how hot they were in their 20's. asian women age extraordinarily well. russian women end up as babushkas. thought they might be smoking hot for a while. blondes usually end up with that double-chin shit, that can go pretty bad. and black women, well, don't even get me started on that




forgive me /pol/





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Please tell me that is photshopped. Jeb is a rich guy, he could get blonde 18 year old high school girls if he wanted, what the fuck is he doing taking that gnome out for a walk? FFS.


None of those sites are good at keeping track of European pornstars - sadly. Maybe some autists over the PeachyForum have made a list of all her scenes?

Hopefully she hasn't been blacked, that would really ruin my day.

Got four scenes of her saved - I think she might have done them for Jacques & Michel or whatever they are called.

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Guys! Is Laura Loomer the ultimate Jewfu?

<At least our kids will have blonde hair

<So when do I get to meet [your mother]?

<Our babies will be aryan Jews

<No wonder why you’re cute though

<your mom really is a milf

<I was creeping on my future mother in laws profile

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<Our babies will be aryan Jews

never forget


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Our girl is in the news, lads, fighting oppressive censorship in social media.


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i sent her a dm on gab asking her to stop with the plastic surgery. she's already had too much and she's not even 30





I don't get it, why would she mess with perfection to begin with? smh

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Does anyone know if she's a jewess? She certainly looks like one!



i hear people with hairy asses have problem wiping

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besides getting a jewish gf, what's your new year's resolution /jewess/?

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it's not an election year but ok

mine is to:

write a screenplay

get back to running half marathons



Are you me?

I suppose mine would also involve writing a screenplay, and really get /fit/. I am in pretty good shape, but this year I want to really get swole.



why are you posting this on a porn board you loser?



good luck lmao


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>why are you posting this on a porn board you loser?

>he doesn't blur the line between his porn watching and real life


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first post of the new year

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This is what most Jewesses look like before daddy Schlomo gave them cash for cosmetic facial surgery.

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If only I could endure the desert-like conditions and wasn't affected by the constant threat of attacks from ragheads from the other side of the wall… and I wasn't a total fucking sperg, and handsome of course.



>complaining about climate

>irrational fear of death

>ugly sperg

can't you see? you've become a jew. congratulations


so she must be a feminist. damn, even those giant walls couldn't protect israel from the real threat


what percentage would you say are shaved?


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>that image

>imagine being this much of a fetische poseur that you cant handle what you "think" youre into

ahaha i fucking love it.

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She was quite a blonde beauty when she was younger.


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Well sandy blonde


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you must be the oldfag from all the other threads. funny how much of our sexual proclivities are formed in childhood. freud would be proud

also, checked



A little before my time, but I looked up pictures of her after watching stuff like SNL's Coffee Talk. I also caught an older movie with her in it one time.


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Whatever happened to the older Barb thread? Was that on the backup board?


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I mean

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Oh god she looks like my cousin


>shaved jewess

what is this shit



Ah, I see you're a man of reason as well.


Thin-wise how many days in Auschwitz is that?


Post cousin



fucking based

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>ywn live in a timeline where the South won the Civil War

>the Confederate States Army will never field a modernized version of the famed Columbus Depot Jacket (five/six rows of buttons, gray/jean wool, blue service cuffs and collar)

>the South will never declare war on Nazi Germany after Ribbentrop's repeated insults and lies

>ywn be a Confederate paratrooper fighting in Holland 1945-errr I mean '44 as part of Operation Market Garden

>ywn ambush a German transport truck one morning on a dusty Dutch road

>ywn laugh as you easily slaughter the SS with your BAR, forged by legendary Mormon gunsmiths in Utah, who flee in terror at the sight of Southern valor

>ywn hear banging on the truck door and cautiously open it with weapon at the ready

>ywn be immediately greeted by a nine month pregnant and very horny Anne Frank, who was locked up inside

>Anne will never instantly become enamored with with your Columbus Depot jacket, gray like her eyes, beautiful, yet simple, lacking any of the haughty and frivolous decorations of German uniforms

>Anne will never claim to know a good sniper's spot and offer to lead you to it

>ywn accept, oblivious to what she actually has planned

>Anne will never lead you inside an abandoned windmill and lock the door, saying she's not going to let you out until she's had her way with you

>Anne will never tear open her comically small dress

>ywn become instantly hard at the sight of her massive tits, naked swollen belly, popped navel, and gnarly muff, unshaved for nine whole months

>Anne will never push you down before you have a chance to unbutton your jacket, saying she wants to fuck you with it on

>Anne will never mount you like a pony

>ywn fuck like crazy for what seems hours

>ywn feel the exhiliation of popping your load inside Anne's tight pussy

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Who is your favorite Jewish TV mom?

I know Wendi McLendon-Covey isn't a Jewess, but she plays one on TV, and BO is gone, so fuck the rules.


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Soleil Moon Frye (Punky Brewster) had some huge khazar milkers before she got them reduced.



Is that the daughter? bitch sure didnt get the titty genes

Also where are the win?



Pretty sure shes a goy, she just married a jew


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Nah I think she was Jewish all along.

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Let's getting meeting some jewesses!

Post any tips or info that would be valuable to meeting jewesses. Not just in America, but also Europe. Where are the places to go, things to do?

Good luck lads, let's make some jewesses happy

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Then I'd have to say you are shit outta luck.

No Jews/Jewesses where I live either, just shitskin/raghead "refugees".



Yeah I guess I am. And it's similar in my country; just moon-faced Chinese people who all look alike and terrify me while I'm driving, and hundreds of kebab being shipped in monthly.


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name two ways kebabs are inferior. protip: you can't


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first time a jewish girl replies to my message on okcupid



I was left on read

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