/mai/ - Waifu

I don't drink much, but I guess it will be a strong beer. Don't know exactly why, but it feels right for her somehow.

>>53347

I don't know either.

Can we just get some sake and vodka? I drink a few times a year and I always imagined she does the same. Plus given my personality and family history it's probably best I don't explore too much in the way of alcohol.

Don't drink myself or know a ton about alcohol, but I'd think that a sweet red wine would work for her or something similar to a daiquiri might work I think at least, those are the "smoothie"-like drinks, right? Either way it'd probably be fairly without being overpowering, and low in terms of strength. Both since she herself is pretty and because she can barely hold her alcohol most likely.

I'd probably name it "Red Frilled Darling" or something corny like that.

>>52899

>>52486

Parody/fair use exceptions still exists IIRC.

Better not fuck with subs though.

>>52484

>Kasich won Ohio

Im sad that I live in a state with literally the most retarded voter population in the US.

>Your waifu asks you out, are you ready to say yes?

Yes and it would make me happier than anything.

>What if she asked you out on a long distance relationship To a degree a waifu relationship is like a long distance relationship, but it would always be a long distance relationship, forever, Would you say yes?

I've manged this long, so yes.

>Would you feel ready, as a person, to be in a dating relationship with her?

Yes

>If you answered the last question with yes, what if she asked for your hand in marriage?

I'd want to wait till I finished school and got a steady job but after that, yes.

>Your waifu asks you out, are you ready to say yes?

With all my might.

>What if she asked you out on a long distance relationship, but it would always be a long distance relationship, forever, Would you say yes?

Well she has a place to work/stay, so this might be not the case. However, still yes. Although I will be fight the urge to go and see her

>Would you feel ready, as a person, to be in a dating relationship with her?

As ready as a person with low experience with women in general can be. So yes.

>If you answered the last question with yes, what if she asked for your hand in marriage?

Absolutely yes.

BUT, as >>48121 has already explained, I wanna do all of this in HER world, not mine. I agree with that reasonement totally.

Well if she would come here and knock at my door, I will obviously accept her. But if there is the chance, I'll totally prefer the first option.

>>48056

YES

TO ALL

But as far as the long distance thing goes; as >>48092 said, I'd do everything in my power to shorten the distance, greatly.

>>48056

It depends how how living arrangements were going to be handled. Currently she wouldn't be able to live with me, and I'm not in a financial position to move out and buy a home/rent an apartment. But in general if I were ready for a relationship with her? Definitely I'd say, since I'd have enough time to regularly devote to her. I think there would be a few minor traits that I'd have to fix about myself, but being with her would naturally make me want to fix myself up a bit more.

Now if it were to be a permanent long-distance relationship? Assuming that we can talk/webcam easily, play little games together, etc. to make up for the distance, then I would still probably say yes. From my understanding, it's important for there to be strong communication and expression of emotion for make up for the lack of physical presence. Squash all fears and doubts associated with it really. Thankfully she's a reclusive and avoids contact with others, so I'd have no worries about being forgotten

And for marriage? I'd say yes even if she asked minutes after asking me out. Again, while I don't think that I'd be able to provide on a financial level yet, I'd be more than ready on an emotional level. Besides, getting married to her is my biggest dream. To me personally, marriage is one of the largest expressions of love that you can give a person, so it'd be fitting that we did something like that together.

That being said, if any of these situations happened, I'd pretty much drop everything extra and get extra serious in terms of work. The sooner I'm able to make it so that we can live together, the better.

>>53267

>Scottish

>celebrating St.Patrick's day

>They're basically the same

That last one will get you beat to a pulp by most Scotsman

>>53507

>implying this isn't exactly what happens in my analogy when you tell a Ukrainian he's Russian (well, OK, sometimes they just get salty and leave)

>implying I implied Scots celebrated it

I was just showing off my historical autism, geez.

In fact, the original Picts were most likely Brythonic like the Welsh, so I really hate to say it that hastily, but upper Scotland is basically an Irish rape baby. Though if one looks at it like this, almost every nation is one in some way.

T. Wikipedia reader. And autist. One who is most likely lucky his waifu isn't here to slap him or worse, though she never seemed all that nationalistic to me.

Saging self for sperg rant irrelevant to OP topic.

id pinch my waifu and she'd punch me

>mfw no pics of waifu headpats

The best I can do

The only one there is, is from the source.

Oh, also giving headpats. Not sure if the second one counts.

Found a Patchouli. Don't know what style it is, I don't know my art history, but I liked this pic and I hope Magnus also does.

>>53059

I don't think this is in any particular style per se. It seems to want to be combining the sort of thing you'd seen in Christian illuminated manuscripts with the sort of thing you'd see in stained glass.

Either way it has too many fine details to really be accurate to either; most illuminated manuscripts were somewhat ugly and didn't have much in the way of detail.

I'm not too knowledgeable about stuff from around that time though. What I found really interesting was what the Greeks and Pre-Christian Romans did.

This is something I've put much thought into and yes, I would go for it. It would be ideal, even. I'd love to care for her and have her as a daughter, but the thought that I'd have to eventually give her away for marriage and see her less is a bummer. This scenario removes the sad part and lets us be together for the rest of our lives with a bond closer than the one we'd have if I had just gone straight into romance with an older her. I understand the concerns, but I think it's romantic and don't think it's morally wrong or fear that I may use my position of power against her once we accept one-another's feelings. The real problem would be the hate we may get for it. Even fellow waifuists are disgusted by the idea. We'd find a way, anyway.

>>53376

Mmm, there is this picture, as a test, in the rules, but as far as I understand, it only applies to creatures and not to human characters.

The concept sounds weird, since however you try to put it it just sounds weird. Like I can say I waifu'd her when I was a kid but then I never called her one-chan or something. I didn't consider her my sister while I could totally have done so. I happened to fall in love with her, and well, you're not supposed to fall in love with your children or siblings fetishes not applies.

So I guess that's a big no on my end, even If I feel like I didn't really got the real purpose and sense of that thread

>>53381

>>53376

>>53360

No problem if your waifu is a child, at least I don't think so, but as far as I know, you're good.

>>53360

As far as I'm aware, it's not against the rules.

A similar concept has actually been put before me, regarding Suiseiism, most desufags don't lewd her at all, treating her as pure as a daughter. Part of me thinks this this might be a better more honorable path, but it doesn't work with my views of loving every piece of her, the good and the bad, so shutting a part out, images of her being sexual, doesn't work, id be denying part of her.

If she were suddenly a child i would but… well, dolls, the whole aging thing doesn't really apply. Then again, she'd still be my holy goddess either way, and far above me, child or no

31 questions, but I've seen him get it right in less before.

Just did this again and this was his first guess.

Well, I don't think he's actuallywrong

33 attempts.

Not bad.

I like the pic they have, too.

It's been wrong all 3 times.

It's guessed people from psycho pass and Tokyo ghoul.

>>47747

10 lines.

Bumping this because I've been messing around with kisekae some more and I always liked seeing how creative people can get.

Bonus of the kids hanging out together: https://my.mixtape.moe/qurord.png

>>38323

can't make him just right….

Its not perfect, but i just started using this so this was the best i can do. Im still happy with it though.

Looks alright

I tried my best.

>tfw hair streak makes her hard to recreate

Ordered but didn't get one made because nobody understands and haters hate

I'm cuddled up with mai waifu right now in bed.

Good night /mai/

>>53282

Thanks, my sleeps have improved a lot since I've had her. Super comfy.

Well here where I live they do this annual exibithion with food stands, games, and a firework festival where the fireworks are in time with music, it's so beautiful.

I'll go there with her, wearing something light since it's on july, hand on hand, playing games and eating something while chatting. That will also be a good moment to meet people I know and presenting them to Meiling, if I didn't already.

Then, I'll show her the fireworks (surprise dear!). They always end it with a romantic song, and that will be the perfect moment for a kiss under the stars or a proposal. It would be amazing~

Also dammit, I just realised I haven't an image with Meiling under fireworks alone, and Danbooru gives nothing. There should be more love for her ;_;

>>53277

>Are there any festivities such as sporting events, fairs or cons you and your waifu/husbando would like to take part in together?

Not really I think. She would just love to spend time with me whatever we'd do. I see her enjoying a lot of things and being interested by the performances as she is very fit physically.

>How would you imagine participating in any such event alongside your waifu/husbando?

Call me a lazy guy, but just hanging around with her suffice to make my day, I don't really need those to feel good with her, besidess I'm not so find about those things and If I can enjoy people a lot this is one of the few moment I would find things kind of annoying. Maybe is it the fact I'm annoyed by those first would explain why I don't want the both of us to lives this because of how it is supposed to be a good time when it isn't.

I don't really want to be that pessimistic or something but the best thing about those festivities would be the end, when we would all get home and actually have a comfy time between the both of us

DEFCON

I'd practice all the Japanese holidays with her in Gensokyo. I'm not super familiar with a lot of them. She'll have to teach me what they're about.

As far as "mine" I'd try and get her into Thanksgiving. Maybe the 4th of July. Bring a little bit of America to the table.

Things like Halloween and Christmas seem to be practiced in Gensokyo since they bled over into Japan which ends up effecting Gensokyo.

There are others I might try and get Yukari to drop us off at but I won't mention them since they're too local to mention by name.

She is a festival girl and there's no doubt that we'd be enjoying a lot various events together. My city holds quite a few cultural festivals on top of the usual global and national holidays, that is assuming she'd be living with me. It would be fun and all but still my most favorite outdoorsy things to do with her would be along the lines of night walks or laying down on the grass somewhere with a scenic view.

Apart from that there'd be comiket where she'd sell her doujins and whatnot. I've lost interest in most aspects of otaku culture and on top of what >>53281 said the whole thing wouldn't be enjoyable for me. I'd go for her and help her sell her doujins but I'd most likely be a buzzkill.

>>53203

This is not how I expected a chaikafag to happen, but this makes me happy, I'm glad someone will make her happy. I consider her and Sui to be friends, cuz y'know…memes

Chaika on the front page

>>53307

anon you really need to relax your standards a little, the "- When I see a good looking woman on the street, I try to avoid looking at breasts and butt, but I guess my testosterone can't be helped. I look a bit but immediatly try to forget/blame myself for doing something I believe I shouldn't." line really concerns me as going overboard. Like, healthy couples can even joke with eachother about that sort of stuff, my parents whove been married 30+ years joke all the time about stuff like this. This is my opinion, but I think being that strict can be really unhealthy for the relationship to be ashamed afraid and paranoid of even noticing people around you are attractive, you and her should be comfortable with you acknowledging it (and vice versa) without fear the other will go somewhere else or do something immoral just because you noticed attractiveness.

Personally would say no tolerance for pornography is going a step too far… but tbh im envious, stick to that if you can, but that is a higher level of purity, praise yourself for it, but don't break down if you fail, your essentially committing a super human feat

>>53312

coming from someone who saves every image of his godless, ever, you should work on this, you might have a light addiction to saving images.

Also in your OP post, by the sounds of it, you violated something that you hold as a personal principle. However, you are already trying to remedy this, make sure it doesn't happen again. That is really admirable. Try to stick to it. In EVERY relationship people slip up, mistakes happen. The relationships that persevere are the ones where mistakes are admitted, and the partners improve themselves and become better at sticking to their principles or even reevaluating their principles.

You strive to do better and find advice to achieve that goal, I think she would admire that in you, keep at it anon, you are a good guy for your waifu

>>53338

I agree with you and my parents have the same behavior, but seriously I don't think he needs to change anything. His whole relationship works on a certain basis and rules he naturally came up with and this "pure waifu" thing is what makes it work. It seriously does, I know the feel too well. As you said, the fact he would almost beat himself up for something many other people wouldn't do or even wouldn't understand is very respectable.

It works at many levels according to different people, but people having this feeling of "pure waifu" will always react this way somehow and I know too those will happen and they will only because of me, of what I feel. As far as I can say, It is not toxic at all, in fact OP is worth all our compassion and empathy, and we can only encourage him to strive to be a better husbando because that's how he would want things to happen if I'm not doing a mistake projecting myself here.

I admit the pornography thing is unusual but as long as it works for OP and doesn't feel bad about it he shouldn't stop.

Because of our differences, and I mean this for everyone here on this board, in our relationship with our beloved, is what makes it even more worthy and special at all. Understanding and tolerances comes in handy in that kind of situation, and our part is always to try to help someone trying to better themselves in their own relationship, and this by respecting this one person principles and relationship dynamics. It is very important for me, and I think many people should consider this.

But yeah, I agree with what you said, the fact OP is committed to his beloved explains why this situation happened even, and he has to know that.

>>53330

>Why would you save things you aren't going to use and find despicable?

It was horrible for me personally, and objectively, I couldn't really explain it. I would just be tempted to answer you that saving them and putting them in the same place was somehow keeping them off everyone else 's eyes and would help me sleep better atPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

For clawdad…sorry for potato quality

I forgot I had this pic of Osira in Motoko's GITS outfit.

Alright, I am going to dump all the crossover pictures that I have of Nonon and Haruko. To be honest though, I have seen most of them multiple times, so you probably have most of them already, harukobro.

>>53363

Part 2.

Ignore Yuu. He only serves as a prop.

Chat Noir Mika? Yesplz.