/pone/ - My Little Pony

Futa Octavia is my favorite solely because of the Cocktavia pun.

>>228088

>>228049

Charlton Heston's nude scene in Planet of the Apes

>>226145

>It was deep in the night.

>But Cloudchaser was wide awake and horny for the horsepussy.

>She listened intently to Flitter's snoring, as she had been doing for about 10 minutes now.

>Finally she sighed in a low tone and stood up from her resting place.

>She looked over at Flitter and began to feel her geart pounding with anticipation.

Come on Cloudchaser, you only have one shot at this.

>Cloudchaser got over her angst and walked over to Flitter, now she was only a hoof-length away from her fellow tribesmare.

>She gently touched Flitter's tail, and got no response.

>So she began to slowly move it away from those delicious marebi-

>…

Wat

>Cloudchaser's gigawat counter quickly went straight off the charts with the likes that had never been beholden before in Equestria as she looked at the sight in front of her.

>Replacing the spot where the marebits that she desired should reside, was a horsecock.

"I must be dreaming…"

>Cloudchaser whispered, shaking her head.

>Then, to make matters worse, Flitter began to stir, and opened her eyes.

>"Cloudchaser what are you doing?"

>She asked still waking up.

"N-nothing."

>Flitter's eyes suddenly widened as she realized the situation and pulled her tail tightly between her legs.

>"C-Cloudchaser! Did you just see?"

>Cloudchaser just nodded then stared down in shame.

>"But why?"

"I don't know."

>"I bet I do."

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Wow m8 It's a joke about how a horses anus looks like a donut, so funny XD.

>>228220

Damn right

>>227983

Also this, they were not paid.

>tfw I was planning to be a dee jay on /pone/ but someone beat me to it

>>228052

Great, i forgot to spoiler again

>>228052

you will burn in meme hell

>>228056

would be cool if actually we could have unspoilered porn in designated threads

>>228061

Unspoilered porn threads when?

>>227726

le sage is not le downboat :DDD

i gib u ponyfags a gobliment and u goot butt flustered

wew lad

>>227680

MOAR

>labelling yourself

There's your problem. Anyone who does that deserves all the flak that they get.

As for not having an answer, I guess autists aren't too competent at giving those on the spot, or have trouble formulating them, although you can sometimes catch a glimpse of what goes on in their minds thanks to some obscure forum posts.

Personally, I like to shitpost about the show and have a princess fetish.

That's about it.

>>227883

yes, we need to start enforcing rule 1

tbh I been to /pol/ few times and people there seems to be less obnoxious then /pol/posters here, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>227834

you seem a little upset

>>227883

Using the tactics of /pol/'s moderators to get rid of /pol/?

>implying /mlp/ hasn't been cucked by the extreme left.

“Here?”

“Yes! Quickly, before my mercy expires!”

>you scoff at the demanding mare, grabbing hold of your zipper before a white hoof quickly stops you

“No! I demand cleanink first!”

>Aryanne places her two front hooves on the console between you two, bringing her thick pussy forward

>not exactly what you were expecting

>your hesitation incurs a frustrated look from the mare

“Anon!”

“Alright! Fuck…”

>it’s not like you were a stranger to horse pussy

>Aryanne points her nose toward the sky, an expectant expression on her face

>you lean over and bring your head close to the dark leather

>the smell is enough to send a tingle down into your pants, let alone the taste as you run your tongue gently along the labia

>with every teasing lick, a little more of natural lubricant escapes the slit

>you grab Aryanne’s soft flanks to steady yourself as you extract the leakage with your tongue

“Fff—furzer, now…”

>you take a quick peek up at the vag’s owner, unable to suppress the flutter in your heart at the sight of her already biting her lip in ecstasy

>slowly pressing your lips around the flesh, your tongue continues its work, sliding in and out of the warm entrance

>after a while, you increase your efforts, earning a moan from Aryanne as several inches of her walls are explored

>Aryanne’s hooves instinctually hug the back of your head; without much force, thankfully

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>the mare utters no response, instead lazily pulling herself off of you and plopping down into the passenger seat to catch her breath

“Vat about you?”

>you can’t help but scoff, slowly stroking your cock to maintain its erection

“I haven’t finished yet!”

“God damnit Anon, you are a such a large infant!”

>Aryanne angrily pushes aside your hand with a hoof, vigorously rubbing the flesh with her coat

>had it not been for the shower she’d already given to you, the hoofjob would likely be a little too rough for pleasure

>you resist complaining, instead leaning back and listening to the music of the wet fap fap filling the car

>after a few moments of this, the sensation you were looking forward to bubbles up

“I’m cumming…”

>regret instantly sinks in after announcing the warning, Aryanne lovelessly aiming your cock away from the steering wheel and her face, and instead toward your chest

>your batter quickly joins Aryanne’s ‘gift’, further ruining one of your favorite t-shirts

“Seriously…?”

>Aryanne holds her head up proudly, with an evil smile wrapping around it

“You’fe done your superior a great serfice; you schould be sankful I’ve allowed as much.”

>the mare carelessly tosses the keys onto your stomach, landing in the mix of fluids with a soft splash

>a long sigh escapes your mouth as the last of your natural high fades away

>you refuse to give Aryanne the satisfaction of knowing; but, the experience had been fairly enjoyable

>you push open the apartment door to find a smiling pegasus look up at you from underneath the roof of a rather impressive blanket fort

>if it wasn’t already clear from the walk down the hall, the small pony bundled up in a heap of blankets under a tent assures you that Infinity Acres was having heating issues again

>Red’s efforts bring a small, but earnest smile to your face

“How’d it go?”

>you eagerly toss your crusty t-shirt aside, in favor of a hoodie peeking out from underneath the futon

“Well; your friend blackmailed me into having sex with her.”

>you aren’t sure what reaction you’re expecting from Red

“Yeah, I’ve been there. Come sit down;”

>Red gently pats the blanket next to her

“I bet you’re worn out.”

>the hoodie slides down over your chest, happily returning to the luxury of unstiff fabric

>you crawl under the blanket roof and settle in next to Red, just enough room for you to sit without arching your back

“I’m kind of surprised she had to threaten you, knowing—well, you.”

>Red chuckles, setting aside the book she had been reading

“She didn’t have to; but, I figured I could have some fun with it.”

“Ah.”

>a comfortable silence settles as the mare moves closer to you, resting her head on your arm

“Aryanne’s quite a character, isn’t she?”

“Anyway, who cares about that shit. I want you to read something for me:”

>the mare places her book on your lap

“The Princeton Field Guide to Dinosaurs; what is this, a coloring book or something?”

>Red twists her face in offence

“Turn to page 16.”

>you comply, lazily turning the pages of the book until a page labeled “The Evolution of Dinosaurs and Their World” appears

“Right there—”

>your eyes focus on a line just above the tip of a cream hoof

“Read that.”

>you’re willing to humour the mare, even if just for the sake of her warmth as she leans against you in an attempt to see the page

“‘The conclusion of the Permian saw a massive extinction that has yet to be entirely explained and that, in many regards, exceeded the extinction that killed off the terrestrial dinosaurs 185 million years later.’”

>Red stares up at you expediently, as if surprised your breath hadn’t been taken away

“What? You’re not even curious?”

“I dunno. Seems pretty straight-forward to me.”

“This shit,”

>the pegasus taps the page

“This shit anally annihilated like ninety-eight percent of all marine species on Earth; it took ten fucking million years for life to recover! And yet, all people ever go on about is ‘Auh, muh T.Rex; muh K–Pg extinction!’”Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>227843

>Watamote

Absolutely disgusting.

My bet would be :

Flutters = 11

AJ = 7

RD = 4

Pinkie = 7

Rarara = 4

Twilight =10

>>227986

He should have killed off BJ like he originally planned and given the focus to Scotch Tape or whatever her name was, instead of bringing BJ back from the dead 500 times.

That and he retconned Pinkie Pie's death because his friend died in a fire.

>>227401

>That godawful hairstyle

Glimmerfags on suicide watch