[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / 8teen / animu / ausneets / emm / gdp2083 / leftpol / rolo / strek ]

/pone/ - My Little Pony

All things pony, spoilered R34 is allowed (18+).

Catalog   Archive

Winner of the 2∞rd Attention-Hungry Games
/liberty/ - Physical removal time, communist swine.

Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
Verification *
File
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Oekaki
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier
Password (For file and post deletion.)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


Rules and Info: https://8ch.net/pone/rules.html - Archive: https://8ch.archive.horse/pone/ - USE THE CATALOG: https://8ch.net/pone/catalog.html - Hate Spoilered Images? https://8ch.net/pone/spoilerscript.html

File: 2a7ac23f709d55b⋯.png (340.57 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 85e9a0ede0b704c9adfa4fff8a….png)

fbf3d0 No.301628[Reply]

So apparently, the future of mlp got leaked everywhere. Anyone got the link to the files and concept art?

http://archive.is/pgEkm

489 posts and 235 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

c413e3 No.306085

The ride will never end, first they said it will end after season 8 now season 9 next season 10, never ending ride




File: 71f13eeb608975d⋯.png (229.92 KB, 677x594, 677:594, 1595996.png)

7cba4d No.301690[Reply]

GRAB 'EM BY THE PUSSY EDITION

Thread 1: archive.is/5AUX8

Thread 2: archive.is/Cf1da

Thread 3: archive.is/7cPkM

Thread 4: archive.is/T3MAO

403 posts and 736 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

7692d4 No.306113

File: 8f05537657bbe5d⋯.png (121.05 KB, 1266x528, 211:88, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)

File: 3b621f1cbd8e714⋯.png (171.04 KB, 1260x720, 7:4, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)

File: 3ce5e5fb90f2fc4⋯.png (110.73 KB, 1262x452, 631:226, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)

File: fc3825ab61dd9ab⋯.png (152.27 KB, 1256x760, 157:95, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)

File: 11f9ef94d3d13be⋯.png (1013.64 KB, 1258x1250, 629:625, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)


7692d4 No.306114

File: 9bdb7cc52934f3c⋯.png (865.6 KB, 1260x1184, 315:296, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)

File: 2f300ce978c3932⋯.png (177.38 KB, 1256x604, 314:151, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)

File: e52da698dc99b9c⋯.png (100.39 KB, 1254x448, 627:224, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)


7692d4 No.306115

File: 11a8eba5391aeb4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.81 MB, 1712x1104, 107:69, Screen Shot 2018-02-18 at ….png)

Viewer Discretion is Advised


5506a2 No.306120

>>306115

eh? its halloween already?


4953bb No.306139

>>306114

The second amendment was about slaves, that's why it doesn't mention slaves and was passed in a bundle with 9 amendments aimed at keeping the government in line.




File: 6778e9c44c62964⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1042075__safe_crossover_st….png)

6d61e7 No.260051[Reply]

For anthro related pones

no plantigrade anthros please

275 posts and 728 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

19b938 No.306134

File: 9f15ee00e28f9f5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.47 MB, 2946x3000, 491:500, 13_Makku_cloudy_quartz.jpg)

File: 588595d6b36f258⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.28 MB, 3000x3000, 1:1, 14_Murder_AJ_sandwich.png)

File: 6798befe164ce76⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 4.9 MB, 3000x2751, 1000:917, 15_Murder_Stormy_Flare_Gan….png)

File: deb36e52cbfa9d0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.48 MB, 2500x3300, 25:33, 16_Poprocks_1_CMC_Mares_Go….png)


19b938 No.306135

File: d4abbe386bbe73d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.02 MB, 2500x2500, 1:1, 17_Poprocks_Applebloom.png)

File: e1f6cca50d63f6e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.86 MB, 2500x2500, 1:1, 18_Poprocks_Scootaloo.png)


19b938 No.306136

File: 97715ef28b95c90⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 4.9 MB, 4000x3500, 8:7, 19_Poprocks_Sweetie_Belle.png)

File: ef3cc0ec283f130⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 4.58 MB, 1925x3000, 77:120, 20_Ralek_Pear_Butter_Breed….png)


19b938 No.306137

File: 6be2de547baacbe⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.97 MB, 1881x3000, 627:1000, 21_Ralek_Rainbow_Dash_Grin….png)

File: 79d725acf46f675⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.54 MB, 2474x3020, 1237:1510, 22_TheSecretHospital_Twili….png)

File: 4d064ce97cc2f26⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.48 MB, 2257x3020, 2257:3020, 23_TheSecretHospital_Twili….png)

File: fabee80592237ed⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 4.51 MB, 3000x2651, 3000:2651, 24_Whisperfoot_spoiled_ric….png)


19b938 No.306138

File: fa435ada7d8ae5f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.81 MB, 3000x2160, 25:18, 25_Whisperfoot_Stormy_Flar….png)

File: 8a5efcac68da500⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.47 MB, 2367x3000, 789:1000, 26_Whisperfoot_Windy_Whist….png)

</dump>




File: 15a5504fe259d81⋯.jpg (1.54 MB, 3100x1744, 775:436, portal to equestria resize….jpg)

d0123a No.292272[Reply]

PONIES ARE REAL

This thread is for the discussion of the Crossing the Boundary (CTB) project to contact Equestria utilizing Occult methods. We seek to establish communication with Equestria and other worlds which exist within what has been dubbed "Dream World" (DW) by the community, with the ultimate goal of constructing a portal for manifesting humans physically on their worlds, and vice versa.

chat: https://chat.crotchtits.com/

Q&A

Q: Portal to Equestria? This is ridiculous! Surely you're just LARPing…

A: We are completely serious. Many of us have been in contact with Ponies and other sympathetic entities in DW (or the Astral Planes) for years. We believe that a constructing a portal is not only feasible, but absolutely essential for solving many of the problems afflicting the World, and collectively raising the consciousness of mankind, thus inaugurating a new Golden Age.

Q: Are you some kind of cult?

A: No; we come from diverse backgrounds and have differing views on spirituality, but we share in common a belief in DW and the importance of establishing contact with the civilizations found therein. There is no dogma, no vows of commitment or requirements of sacrifice (unless one chooses so for personal reasons), no initiations or codified rituals, no temples (although individual members may have shrines), and certainly no membership fees. We have no official connection with the pony religion being developed on /mlp/ either, although reaching out to them in the future isn't ruled out.

Q: How are you certain you aren't being deceived by demons?

A: First off, not all daemons are evil (but that's a discussion for another time), but to the point of the matter, it comes down to one's personal judgement. So long as the entiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

88 posts and 31 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

6a86de No.305951

>>292274

>what are tulpas the post


b75d66 No.305952

>>305891

I don't exactly know his typing stylometry and there isn't anything blatant pointing it out. Also I hope he isn't seeing my posts and assuming I'm trying to bait him for /cow/ or anything. I'm genuinely interested in this especially after what happened to me.


915d92 No.306061

>>305952

If you really want to know how he's doing, why not check his Youtube channel? He recently started posting videos again, and I'm sure he'd respond to your comments so long as you don't act like one of Leafy's autistic fanboys.


b75d66 No.306078

>>306061

I'll have to do that, just found the channel, just have to consider what account to use. main/main side can't be associated with this, third is full of shitposting so it might work but who knows


430de1 No.306130

File: c99972ed2e89b5f⋯.gif (88.52 KB, 576x612, 16:17, nigga_what.gif)

I…

Uhm…

Okay, i'll just… go to the chat room… and be confused as shit.

For once something occult has confused me. Where has the world gone…




File: 5dfc124bc4d6df7⋯.jpg (251.13 KB, 1028x912, 257:228, FunnyFilenamexD.jpg)

2ba45e No.288321[Reply]

Do you like poners? Do you like ponecasts? Do you like no amounts of fun and weaponized autism?It's actually super duper fun!

Then consider tuning into the /pone/cast, broadcasting every Sunday(and sometimes not) across the web as we verbally shitpost and discuss every shitty, one-sentence, thinly veiled fetish request thread that you dump on our porch.

Anyone and everyone is free to join our melting pot of internet aficionados. You can find our personal server at:

https://discord.gg/xjSf9hy

We also have a Youtube channel!

https://www.youtube.com/user/BigMacintosh7

Anthrofags and Glimmerfags please join us.

BOTTOM TEXT

263 posts and 84 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

e82959 No.306107

File: 1ce3775d1ad7869⋯.jpeg (96.29 KB, 1200x761, 1200:761, DVcHpTYWAAEAP4U.jpeg)

>>306106

Sure, but the eventual goal should be getting quasi-notable/popular people to come on. Bloodsports is about causing a shitstorm and getting a riot of people to follow you.

I mean we could also do some interviews, like getting lesser known content creators like Pedant Czepialski and his Equestria Girls Parody Series project.

https://twitter.com/Pedant_BlueBOT


9dd50d No.306108

>someone on that fucking hates fans of mlp

Now that could be gold. Depends on how much you want to stretch the definition of "hate" though. Are there that many people these days that truly hate the show and fans more than treat it as a target of mockery like cartoon animal-related groups?


35800b No.306121

File: 0cc324207c3c215⋯.png (635.38 KB, 5000x5000, 1:1, 1340295641278.png)

>>306107

>Sure, but the eventual goal should be getting quasi-notable/popular people to come on. Bloodsports is about causing a shitstorm and getting a riot of people to follow you.

Sounds good. Maybe someone can invite Marsminer back for a spanking?

>I mean we could also do some interviews, like getting lesser known content creators like Pedant Czepialski and his Equestria Girls Parody Series project.

>Equestria Girls

Only if people rip on him for liking humanshit.

You've sold me on the idea, but you need to find some ponifolks to fuck with. Politics is fine, but keeping this podcast poni would be ideal too.


ec69b2 No.306128

>>306108

Why not just bring on some known spergs like FNGR to fuck with instead? I'm sure there are plenty.

>>306121

>Bring back marsminer

When was he on the ponecast?


450149 No.306129

File: 981d0d0a88181ba⋯.png (22.55 KB, 221x349, 221:349, 8dd2dfb79925e237da11fb64b2….png)

>>306128

He was on during off hours. He left after we told him we were his cult and did pic related.




File: 3fed617cd44c18e⋯.png (177.15 KB, 900x583, 900:583, sitting_princess_by_sparkp….png)

d2dc34 No.305988[Reply]

Do you think Princess Celestia is a virgin? She seems too wise and responsible to enter into a fling, and since she knows no stallion could ever live by her side, she's probably never had a special somepony before. Yes, she was once young, but from what we've seen in the show, never irresponsible. Almost as soon as she hit adolescence she and Luna became traveling monster hunters. Shit, I think the only pony she maybe would have fucked would be her sister, but it's more likely that she's resigned herself to being a permavirgin.

19 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

f97a64 No.306122

File: 3948ba0d20743bf⋯.jpg (120.17 KB, 790x843, 790:843, The_virgin_walk_0046bc_621….jpg)

>>306063

Yeah, nothing gets lonely autists screeching like talking about their favorite fictional characters having sex for pleasure–something they can't relate to.

>>306062

>implying there's not an evolutionary advantage to monogamy

Kek. I would love to read the absurd mental gymnastics that it takes to justify that fantasy.

>thats why wolves and penguins are such sticklers to it

How monogamous are horses?


d2dc34 No.306123

>>306122

>How monogamous are horses?

Not a single polygamous character in the show. Pones are not irl horses


63e468 No.306124

>>306123

Then what are you on about evolution and nature for?


d2dc34 No.306125

>>306124

I'm not the one who brought up Darwin

also

>implying evolution doesnt apply to humans and creatures with human-like intelligence


6ec26d No.306127

thots and enablers hang on the day of the rope




File: 32adfe372b5c882⋯.png (333.13 KB, 997x1024, 997:1024, rarity maid.png)

deb1c8 No.305817[Reply]

It's Loveday, motherfuckers!

You know what that means.

Talk about your waifu. Post pictures of your waifu. Write stories and poetry about your waifu. Discuss things which you would like to do with your waifu.

Make a tulpa of your waifu. Ponder ending it all because you will never be with your waifu. But most of all tell us how much your love her.

22 posts and 17 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

37abdf No.306076

>>306075

Oh if you would so enlighten us as to the nature of dimension hopping, we would be forever grateful. I am sure you know all about it.


a187b6 No.306077

>>306076

>getting this butthurt

Jealousy is an unsightly trait, anon.


f15f06 No.306090

>>306004

It's never too late. Plus while every other creative aspect of the fandom is dead, art is alive and well and you can make some good money selling your half-baked skills on commissions.


37abdf No.306118

>>306077

That may be true, but one would find greater value in being able to understand ironic sarcasm.

:^)


a187b6 No.306126

>>306118

Stay mad.

:^)




File: f3c6f623b9f461a⋯.png (208.78 KB, 2026x2000, 1013:1000, mein.png)

7ea616 No.282778[Reply]

What fanfiction are you currently readan you autistic fuck?

Any recommendations?

163 posts and 59 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

d2a0c2 No.305948

>>305947

Danke, mein freund.


86d3b6 No.305953

I'm not super against Changelings, I just don't find them (or Chrysalis) nearly as interesting as everyone else does.

Never was into FoE. I also didn't mean to imply that RD Flies East stories were bad, but that's just a seriously huge commitment.

I have read what are actually to Winningverse stories, but these were side stories written by Ponibus, rather than the original author. They were good though.

I'm just leery of OCs and the kind of people that write them.

I did like Tundara's Myths and Birthrights's series, even though I do find myself struggling to actually like the characters, both canon and oc. CVBrony's Rite's Acension is another I used to read. Should get caught up some time.


04092f No.306032

>>283172

Most of those points can be dismissed as cultural differences. It would be far more weird if performing etiquette was identical in Equestria.


716283 No.306039

>>306032

>It would be far more weird if performing etiquette was identical in Equestria.

Would it, though? So many other things are identical or nearly so there.


fcf0b4 No.306119

File: f73568f6d2b9617⋯.jpeg (410.69 KB, 1067x1530, 1067:1530, 775093_Guetzli.jpeg)

The Keepers of Discord

by Hoopy McGee first published on 9th Dec 2012

[Slice of Life][Bittersweet][Discord][OC][Alt. Universe]

www.fimfiction.net/story/25125/the-keepers-of-discord

>You'd think that being trapped in stone would mean that, if nothing else, I could get some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, it seems that Celestia has other ideas.

>She has appointed these ponies… these 'Keepers', as she calls them, to keep me entertained during my incarceration.

>Honestly? I'd prefer the boredom.

An old fandom classic, and IMO one of the better ways of doing Discord's redemption.




File: fa723b7202e3904⋯.png (198.19 KB, 1024x1126, 512:563, glimmer.png)

560d95 No.305957[Reply]

This is Glim Glam. Say something nice about her!

4 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

7ea00e No.305971

File: 5486dc105d8efe5⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2.png)

>>305963

You mean the brand new All Grown Up My Little Pony line from Hasbro?


441b42 No.305992

I wanna hug her more than other ponies because she's less girly and I'm afraid of girls


1ef42d No.306017

>>305992

how many soy injections do you take daily


a68d9f No.306021

She fits into a blender.


d55e68 No.306105

VERY nice thread.




File: d3a4cc6c5afe96f⋯.png (635.81 KB, 2981x2160, 2981:2160, mlp_spike_mace_badass.png)

12a629 No.304063[Reply]

Welcome to the Questing in Equestria CYOA!

In this adventure, you will be a random Anon in Equestria trying to save the multiverse from evil. With the final goal just out of reach, will the heroes bring this saga to a close before 2019?

We'll be using the Simple d6 system for combat and resolutions:

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Simple_D6_-_Third_Edition

Anonymous' Character Sheet and Inventory:

http://pastebin.com/ZSsrhNLz

http://pastebin.com/Di0QpY0P

Want to get caught up on the adventure? Check out the following link!

Part 1-16:

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/l4l6nq1eon5zeix/AADWzv0nhhv4fg-AU4IhqmRCa?dl=0

Part 17:

https://archive.is/iviM2

Part 18:

https://archive.is/iVvgM

Part 19:

https://archive.is/4CxJc

Part 20:

https://archive.is/N08Rw

Part 21:

https://archive.is/pOgUi

Part 22:

https://archive.is/or2Io

Part 23:

https://archive.is/PevD6

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
444 posts and 49 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

d29466 No.306006

>>305974

No need for a new weapon? Ok, then buy 2 more slivers of aether to duplicate the cosmic band, also don't forget to buy the weak mass heal for Ellaina as well.


d29466 No.306007

>>306006

I mean, buy both the weak and strong version s of mass heal for Ellaina.


12a629 No.306094

File: f770220c3314ca1⋯.jpg (85.51 KB, 1024x728, 128:91, dungeon.jpg)

>You buy Weak Mass Heal, and Strong Mass Heal for Ellaina! You buy Mighty Mass Barrier for Molly!

>You buy 2 Slivers of Aether, then use them to duplicate your Band of Cosmic Power! You also upgrade your Ring of Fast! You then have Ellaina's Magician's Band!

>Anon's magical ring will now bump him up two spaces in the combat turn order! Ellaina's magical band allows her to do +3 damage instead of just +2 now!

>You have 162 Bits left!

>Old Man Henderson zips up the fly of his cargo shorts and stumbles back onto the road, ignoring the skeletons as he climbs into the corvette. "Ready to get 'er done?" he grumbles, thinking that the skeletons are a pair of hallucinations.

>"I think so," you nod.

>Old Man Henderson begins to rev the engine of the car, speeding down the roar towards the dungeon. The car jumps off the road and begins to crash through the forest, knocking aside trees like they're nothing.

>"I don't think this is how you're supposed to drive a car," Ellaina says, her voice shaking from the rough ride.

>The car explodes out of the brush, skidding to a halt before a small ziggurat coated in earth and moss. Something isn't right about the building, it's standing in the same place you climbed out of the earth, a beam of brilliant green light piercing the sky overhead.

>"Did we take a wrong turn?" you look around, expecting to find the entrance to the original dungeon nearby.

>"I think this is the entrance," Ellaina points at the temple.

>"Perhaps us all appearing inside of it wasn't just a mistake?" Harold says.

>"Like we were meant to return to where our journey began from the start?" you ask.

>"Hmmhmm," Harold readies his giant sword. "And now, at the end of our journey, the dungeon shows its true form. A link between worlds."

>A section of wall collapses on the far side of the stone fortress, allowing you all easy access to the mysterious structure. Stepping iPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


260fe5 No.306095

>>306094

Tell Henderson that we need to get going. Wait a little bit and even help if possible, like maybe knocking down a wall? But yeah, let's not spend too much time on this.


e2befe No.306101

>>306094

Ask Ellaina, "If we were to try to shrink the Corvette with some shrinking powder, how long would the effect last?" Maybe we can get it through the gate if it is the size of a clown car.

>"We're finally going to be able to go home," Ellaina grabs her brothers hand.

Hey, we didn't get free real estate from the mayor for nothing. Okay, we did it because Mayor Mare is hot, but still.




File: eea06406b5ba64b⋯.png (147.68 KB, 581x350, 83:50, filly.png)

95b30f No.306023[Reply]

So, apparently horse meat is much better for you than beef. It is very lean with much less fat than beef per gram.

Per 100 grams, here's how the two stack up:

Cooked beef (Per 100 Grams(Cooked):

273 Calories

18g of fat

82mg cholesterol

25g of protein

Smaller amounts of Iron

Large amounts of Zinc and selenium

Horse Meat (Per 100 Grams (Cooked)

175 Calories

6g of fat

28g of Protein

High levels of iron, Zinc, Selenium, and Phosphorus

High levels of Niacin, B12, and B6

Since meat from a pony is almost identical to meat from an equine that is measured 14.2 hands or taller, a "horse", then most of the My Little Pony characters would actually make for a good snack. If the average pony weighs roughly 300kg, with 60% of their body weight being Muscle, if we do 300 x .60= 180 (How many kilograms of meat you would get out of a pony) Then do 180 x 100= 18000 (how many grams of edible meat in a pony) Then finally 18000 x 175= 3150000 (how many calories you can get out of a pony) So, if we do

3150000/ 600=5250 (how many large servings you could get out of a pony)

So, a character like Rainbow Dash would contain 5250 servings and a total of 3150000 calories. So, would you take a nice plate of grilled Rainbow Dash meat? I personally think it would be pretty good.

8 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

ea2c86 No.306067

>>306031

>High-fat meat from a healthy animal eating a natural diet is very healthy for you.

Only if you live a high calorie lifestyle. Sedentary shitposters should stick to lean meats like chicken.


512aba No.306074

>>306066

>I recall people needing 1500-2000 kcal per day.

That's more of a generalization made by the medical industry, which isn't really to be trusted. It actually depends on height, weight, age, sex, level of activity, and every "caloric need" guessing site makes the same assumption as the BMI metric. That assumption being that somehow muscles and muscular builds don't exist and the only way you can be above what they say is the "right" weight is by being fat, thusly pushing a narrative that people that are in great shape and big in a muscular way are somehow bad and unhealthy. There's a theory behind that but I'll save it.

Calorie counting in general is stupid anyway. It can lead to obsessive behavior. All you need to do really is use moderation, stay away from junk food and fast food, stay away from poisons like soy, and refrain from being a disgusting glutton and you'll be fine. Even if your daily activity is sitting at the computer shitposting and hoping a job comes soon.


a1e5b5 No.306079

>>306074

>All you need to do really is use moderation

…you're not … from here, are you? Most people above 400lbs have no idea they're eating too much. Most people have never had a good diet modeled for them at home. So, they eat until they're satisfied and guess what? That's too much. Some eventually find the calorie counting systems and if they stick to it for six months, maybe their diet is missing something but now they have had it shown unequivocally to them, what "enough" feels like in their belly.

After playing around with the fad diet systems for awhile they can, yes, hopefully move on to less emotionally restrictive eating habits but since humans are built for a world of scarcity, fat tastes SO good because normally we'd only be getting a couple mouthfuls a month of real, red meat. Being rich, in a rich land of plentiful food means our instincts become our worst enemies, long-term.

Saging for no-ponies. But nearly on-topic, I would consider eating horse meat. But in the states, it's not only illegal for horse meat to be prepared or sold for human consumption, we can't even slaughter horses if it's bound for human consumption. This ends up meaning all the unwanted horses get carried, unwatered and unkempt, broken legs and all potentially, across the nearest land border.

Want to increase humane treatment of old, or excessive horses? Push for a slaughter house in every state … the number of horses won't likely change, but at least they won't have to be carted so far.

So, I guess saging also for getting political on the board about cartoon talking-equines, whom we can't eat because that would be a form of canibalism. Kinda.

But I would totally eat the CMC. If you get what I mean (Imagine that double-clicking sound here, even though I can't even remotely make it).


512aba No.306080

>>306079

I'm talking in general. Landwhales are a special case and need a kick in the ass, maybe a change in life circumstance or the simulation of having to live on a low budget and not being able to afford mcdonalds and pizza hut. I know it ain't easy for most people in that situation. It's also more specific to males, since I can't pretend to understand women beyond knowing they're completely different creatures that are emotional rather than logical. It takes a certain mindset and really even political stance to start going as hard about it to not need extra help. Of the few things modern /pol/ offered, insights into how bad soy and plastic containers are and knowing to avoid them were key.

Boosting testosterone is key if you're a male and have weight issues. Be it through exercise, taking expensive natural/organic supplements like the humble water filter merchant sells that are also private labeled by other companies that probably don't do as many sales, or other means. If nothing else, you get more alpha and a better mindset. Cutting out bad influences is good as well. I'll bully the shit out of myself and say I'm speaking from personal experience with this issue. Obviously it doesn't blanket apply to everyone but it does work.

>the board about cartoon talking-equines, whom we can't eat because that would be a form of canibalism. Kinda.

Eating horse meat seems wrong in general. It's not even a pony thing, certainly in my case since I felt this way before ending up here. Equine species, at least in Europe and the US, they seem to have elevated to the levels dogs, cats, and other pets reach. Trust, friendship, care, feeling sad when they die. A stage where "I should eat this" doesn't come into play. Maybe in a post-apocalyptic scenario where you have to eat something or die, but that's about as likely as our current reality having followed the Fallout storyline instead of the current one.


3e9eef No.306097

>>306023

what if I only eat the vagina and uterus?




YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2dcfff No.306018[Reply]

Are you with Ghost or for Alex Jones, /pone/?

2 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

2dcfff No.306084

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>306037

Vid related 9:42 and on is definitely the best brony related incidendent in TCR history tbh


9d70c1 No.306088

Is OP for Syphilis or AIDS?


2dcfff No.306091

>>306088

Why not both?


5b35e2 No.306093

Didn't Alex Jones recently admit he was doing a character?

Ghost hasn't yet so I like Ghost more


3af5ff No.306096

>>306093

In reference to dressing up like the Joker and fucking around.




File: 512785a4e627862⋯.jpg (437.93 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 1294793548149.jpg)

1538f9 No.296370[Reply]

Here's a hypothetical situation for you. If you could have just one of the following, which would you choose?

1. Twilight Sparkle becomes your study partner and helps you study for an upcoming important event. Whether it's a school exam, a job interview, a big presentation, whatever. Under Twilight's tutelage you're guaranteed to ace it.

2. Applejack gifts you two great big barrels of her family's award winning apple cider, and plants an apple tree on your property. The apples it grows are of course somewhat magical and always taste incredible.

3. Rarity tailors an entire new wardrobe for you from the ground up. They're guarenteed to be the best fitting and best looking clothes you've ever owned, and you'll look fresh as fuck for seasons to come.

4. Pinkie Pie plans and throws your next birthday party, and she goes all out. It promises to be the kind of party people will tell legends about.

5. Rainbow Dash becomes your personal trainer. She promises to get you fit and won't give up on you until you reach your fitness goals, even if you start to get fed up with her.

6. Fluttershy gifts you the perfect pet. Whatever animal it may be, Fluttershy knows what pet will fill the lonliness in your heart, and helps you house train it, as well as provides all the pet supplies you'll need to start.

35 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

45780d No.305865

>>305853

>choose 5

>she's too fast to capture

>always just out of reach, you keep trying to catch her, day after day, knowing that she cannot leave as long as you are out of shape

>the constant cardio of trying to rape pone gets you fit

>her work done, she flies away


2ac120 No.305867

>>296370

5) If get to look at Rainbow's sweaty cunt everyday I can live with the pain.


7353a6 No.305939

Either 1 or 5. I could honestly use both of those in my life.


ab145c No.306083

>>296370

Rainbow Cunt obviously. Every other choice is useless.


bd2746 No.306087

>don't own property so apple tree is out

>new clothes aren't very useful

>not a fan of parties

>already working on fitness at a comfortable pace

>don't really need a pet

I guess that leaves Twilight, assuming the acing for interviews involves being good enough to get the job sealed and dealed right away.




File: 01ea9ce18bd3258⋯.webm (14.75 MB, 800x450, 16:9, La Da Dee (PMV).webm)

22355f No.298169[Reply]

>>269769

The previous thread started autosaging, and it came at quite an opportune time too, with the file size limit recently raised to 16MB.

Let's start it off by remaking some of the older webms in higher quality.

183 posts and 181 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

05295e No.306035

>>306029

The video showed her memory of the main six being removed, but that alone wouldn't imply she'd forget everything about being a human. Also Twilight was the last one she met and was removed last. So maybe the magic trinket started even before she came through the portal and deleted everything after its starting point.

Or maybe the writers just wanted her memory problem to be sympathetic.


02b32c No.306053

File: fd60566a5794635⋯.webm (2.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, twilight and cannibalism.webm)

>>306029

I assume Wallflower removed far more memory than she intended, and Sunset regressed to a point before her fall out with Princess Celestia.


2a6fdf No.306069

>>306009

for a second I thought that Sunset had met the rest of the M6 in the same order Twilight had when she first came through the portal, but then I realized Pinkie was out of order


7c71be No.306073

>>306053

what episode is that? Did I miss something? Have I been sitting under a rape dungeon?


7c513b No.306092

>>306073

An EQG special.




File: 94711fb0691ddd2⋯.png (1.84 MB, 2450x1500, 49:30, 1518489__safe_artist-colon….png)

cddc13 No.298369[Reply]

One day the show will end and eventually all pony boards will come to an almost complete stand still.

What fond memories will you take as it all slowly fades away.

28 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

a223ef No.306057

File: 8613542e3637ae8⋯.jpg (13.58 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1779241_664783396969736_80….jpg)

I'll remember the days where we could feel like we got a nice little bunker to be freaks in here besides the normal facebook, tumblr, or whatever groups we had.

And all the lessons learned and re-learned I got from this ride even being an old ass motherfucker.

But specially I'll remember those special characters, those pastel color horses… And i'll specially remember when they fuck AJ, Oh boy I don't think i'll ever live down that


59e7b9 No.306059

>>306057

>besides the normal facebook, tumblr, or whatever groups we had

Fortunately, I figured out that I liked not having a name before those things existed.


16cd4d No.306068

File: a2e5fee1bb9471e⋯.jpg (66.49 KB, 1024x732, 256:183, g5 designs.jpg)

File: c380d80c262e495⋯.jpeg (107.71 KB, 400x262, 200:131, WHAT NIGHTMARE?.jpeg)

>>298369

>One day the show will end and eventually all pony boards will come to an almost complete stand still. another one will immediately pop up to rape its legacy and we'll all be begging to be let off the ride for the rest of our lives.

Where have you been?


394172 No.306071

I remember never being one of you


a223ef No.306072

>>306071

I know >>306068 is awful but being in denial will only make you more susceptible to fall for that abomination




Delete Post [ ]
[]
Previous [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12]
| Catalog | Nerve Center | Cancer
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / 8teen / animu / ausneets / emm / gdp2083 / leftpol / rolo / strek ]