/pone/ - My Little Pony

>>322627

I like this site but there seems to be no easy way to mass-download the entire show

>>322587

Are you sure that's what she's talking about? Looks like a random rant about "muh white male privilege" to me.

>>322622

>2

No silly, you seem to be confused.

Fascism is sending the secret police to make journalists you don't like disapear and having a political commissar who has to approve everything the newspaper prints before they can print it, to insure there isn't anything in it the party doesn't approve of.

A modern democratic system running with a capitalistic economy and valuing individual freedoms and liberties, does generally not allow the state to assume that kind of control.

You may seem to think you live in the former, but if you didn't live in the latter, the secret police would already have picked you up.

You see, the difference is that one of these systems will allow you to criticise it, the other will put you in a gulag if you do so, if you're lucky.

PS: Its spelled Fascism, for a professional writer who spends so much effort on that subject, its embarrassing you can't spell it right.

>Spam /fur/ with anti-Cub threads, climaxing to "Discord, the place for Cub Porn"

>Get banned and universally shunned

>Go to /pone/

>Start again

>>322486

If you don't want to give someone clicks you're a low-functioning autist.

>>322488

I would never waste my time creating anything for your consumption.

>>322547

I think it's sad you even care at all. I think you should probably just cut your losses and blow your brains out.

>>322592

Not exactly. Older kids stories had more provoking material as well.

>>322498

I've been here since 2014 when /mlplounge/ merged with /pone/ I doubt I'd ever leave.

>>322510

>josh haber

>mktoon

>implying these disingenuous fucks actually cared and weren't trying to use the show as a springboard towards disney

>>322558

>The shift in tone from adventure with SOME slice of life thrown in, to mostly slice of life killed the show.

That's not surprising considering how many slice of life shows with lol so randum XDDDDDD shit or light adventure elements there were, and still are, at the time and people got sick of it. Cartoon Network's lineup alone was almost entirely slice of life drama. The cartoons today all seem the same as they all homogenize to cater to the lowest common denominator, making them all boring. You never saw this level of sameness in the 80s and 90s.

>>322590

It's only my opinion, I never said any of you faggots had to agree with me. He's the retard that thought I needed to have an argument about it with him. I'm right, all of you can either get with it or die. I don't care which.

>>322618

You are wrong, and furthermore you are a manlet and a mutt. A muttlet, if you will.

>>322604

They're literally two different characters though.

>>322617

And?

>>319861

>first gif

Holy shit I remember seeing that on MLB way back when. Holy fuck that place was cancer. And I miss it so much bros.

>>319861

>My Little Brony

[embarrassing teenage flashbacks intensify]

>>319558

She's not retarded as many think, she's just accident prone from working as a mailmare 24/7 and because of her eye condition. That being said, I'd breed her fast and violently

>implying eqg is even a thing

>liking eqg anything over the actual show

>>321790

AJ is eternal

>>298380

just imagine gulping down on shining's beautiful and masculine penis

>>322331

Not even a chuckle?

>>322386

Most content on imageboards only gets a response if it's exceptional quality or dogshit. Sometimes I wish we had an ebin upboat system for wordlessly expressing approval without typing out a whole post

>>322403

I'm pretty sure my attempt at a car qualifies as dogshit.

I was posting in pony feels threads about lonely Princess Sparkle and her dead friends hundreds of years in the show's future before some of the faggots that ended up pozzing our show even got their jobs. Canoncucks are only such die-hard adherents to the mediocre offerings of their canon because they can't dream of anything more interesting on their own. Back when I was another stripe of autistic lorefag we had a saying 'Boring, therefore wrong.' Cop-out bullshit about Twilight not outliving her friends does not give me any pause, it like the presence of other alicorns beyond Celestia, Luna and Twilight WAY down the line if ever from when the show made her an alicorn totally gutted the epic feel of this world's worldbuilding for cheap fan appeasement and marketing. My version will always be better than Hasbro's to me and literally nothing can be done about it whether you support me or not.

>>322244

Why does the Royal Carriage look like a 1970s Ghetto Nigger Pimpmobile? Just asking.

>>322245

**WRONG! Luna finally carries out her ultra-secret revenge on Celestia (which she has actually wanted to do throughout the entire series), permanently banishing Celestia to Uranus (your anus) at which point Twilight Sparkle steps forward and reveals that she and Luna have secretly been lesibain lovers this whole time along with Derpy Hooves and Ms Harshwhinnie (Yeah, you knew this whole time she was a total dyke!)

In Part Two Iron Will, seeing that Equestria is in grave danger because of the Four Sex Crazed Sewer Weasels (Luna, Twilight, Derpy and Harshwinnie) seek to totally control the kingdom, steps forward and bravely kills all four, handing the reins of power over to none other than Starlight Glimmer and Trixie Lulamoon. The series finale ends with the entire kingdom breaking out into a gigantic, kingdom-wide orgy and drug fest with Lyra finally getting what she always wanted: the chance to fuck a human male to death!**

>>322369

Good guys dying is not allowed.

The end will be student 6 graduating and, because they won't want to part, settling in Ponyville and bringing their families to live with them. Ponyville will become the prime Equestrian hub of cultural and racial diversity.

>>322379

implying they won't supplant the mane 6 as the new elements of harmony firmly establishing the idea that the magic of friendship can be wielded by anycreature :^)

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if everyone in equestria+ bands together in harmony to defeat the ultimate big bad in the movie with friendship. Where did it all go so wrong anons?

>>322477

>the situation as far as you can tell:

>the little blue earth pony crying on the cave floor before you probably isn't, strictly, speaking an earth pony

>you say this because her crying seems to be causing rocks to fly about in the air

>your immediate reaction would be to turn around and try to go down the other side of that fork in the path you came to earlier

>however

>Fluttershy is dazed and confused from being hit with a rock

>she's currently leaning against the cave wall, her head swaying and her knees shaking

>she's not exactly in any shape to be making a speedy escape

>Spike is sitting on your back and screaming into your ear

>and if Pinkie Pie has any ideas, she certainly isn't voicing them

>that little filly needs to be cheered up

>you duck your head and barely dodge a stone that would have probably ruined your facial

>she needs to be cheered up immediately

>you use your magic to rummage about your saddlebags

>you should still have a few…

>pastries!

>this muffin should do the trick

"Ah, excuse me. Little filly? Are you hungry? I've got a nice banana nut muffin here for you, if you'll be a dear and stop crying for a moment."

>and for a moment

>she stops crying

>she looks at the muffin for a moment

>and then

>an ear-piercing wail

>and the rocks come flying again

>and for an instant everything is white

>and then everything is blurry

>and your head Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>322487

>maybe it was minutes ago

>maybe it was hours ago

>maybe it was yesterday

>but at some point you started hitting forks in the path rather frequently

>at the first fork there was something of a lengthy discussion as to which path to take

>which one was most likely to lead to Twilight's group

>which one had more air flowing from it

>which one sounded like it might have monsters in it

>which one looked the prettiest

>the second fork had a rather similar discussion

>the third might have as well

>but at some point the discussions stopped

>and at some point after that you lost track of how many paths you had to choose

>maybe it's been dozens

>maybe it's been over a hundred

>somehow you're not worried about it

>it's not that you've despaired of all hope

>no, you feel quite hopeful that you'll be home quite soon

>nor is it that you've lost your sense of reason

>it's as though you're operating on a sense of reason operating on a different level from your conscious thought processes

>the feeling of an arch in your back reminds of you of your cat, Opalescence, as she creeps toward an unfortunate pony's tail to claw at it

>there's just something about this place

>it makes you know exactly what to do, somehow, without telling you what exactly you need to do

>this is a realm of beasts

>and within it, you possess a beast's instinctual reason

>you're on the prowl

>youPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>322526

>six mares stand in a nighted forest

>with them is one baby dragon

>one jar of golden apples

>one magic staff

>and one newborn foal, with a pink coat and a silver mane

>you smirk

>you knew her hair was dyed

>Twilight's mane is mussed up and singed

>Rainbow Dash is splattered with some sort of green substance across her chest

>Applejack is breathing heavily and matted with sweat

<"Huh? What? Who? Where? Rarity? Pinkie Pie? Fluttershy? Spike! What happened?"

"Oh, nothing much, darling, I just defeated Idun for you."

>"With some help…"

<"What? You? But-"

"Why, I get to be the hero sometimes, don't I?"

>Twilight blinks

<"What happened?"

>you and your erstwhile companions explain the trials you all had to face

>Fluttershy's encounter with Cruelty

>Pinkie Pie's conquest of Tears

>and how Idun, when you got right down to it, was Greed

>and how you deafeated her

>with Spike's help, of course

>apparently, the adventure's of Twilight's group weren't nearly so poetic

>they mostly just had to fight with giant monsters

>Twilight scratches her chin with her hoof

<"But… there's one thing I don't understand."

"What's that?"

<"The thing you did with the dragon fire and the phoenix feather. I've never heard of that. How did you know it would work?"

>you shrug

>>322528

The end. On the off chance you ever want to read this again, you can do so here: https://pastebin.com/g4XHee3P

Let's get some more writefaggotry ITT. I've got an idea for another story but I don't want to post two stories in a row in a writefag thread that I started.

Do people outside of the gaming/anime circles really own these?

>>322459

The only good one of those five is the first one, which isn't even porn.

>>322550 A high quality husbando

>>322540

We don't need shitty content wholly unrelated to MLP. We don't need you. Off yourself first, manlet.

>>322541

It's shit, like everything connected to your gay little subfandom of midget tryhards.

>>322533

>>322536

>>322552

>being this salty about a thread thats over a year old on a dead board.

Who raped you as a child? Do you need a hug?

>>322553

I've been saying everything about FoE is shit since it was first conceived of, I'll say it until it's entirely forgotten. Hug my dick with your mouth.

<<322529

<<322552

<<322552

<<322556

>midget

>manlet

I've been seeing you all over the place lately. Are you trying to be the new glimmerfag?

>we

You some kind of hivemind? Speak for yourself retard.

>I've been saying everything about FoE is shit since it was first conceived of

And yet you only started sperging out now, in one of the oldest threads still up. It's weird how I've only starting seeing your autism on /pone/ starting about a year ago. You sure you aren't a rapefugee yourself?