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6fe7fc No.292037[Reply]

So in case you missed it, Australian cable channel Boomerang played episode 12 and are playing the AJ's parents episode tomorrow.

Ep 12 link: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23n

Will update this post with the ep 13 link tomorrow

UPDATE: EP13 LINK: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rh5nz_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-s07e13-the-perfect-pear_tv

Told you guys there was a special guest

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33b16e No.292241

File: 383b6b3dbeb8e09⋯.jpg (19.47 KB, 239x373, 239:373, IMG_6160.JPG)

>>292226

Or maybe mythical horses embodying the sun and moon is just a common trope




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1d4534 No.290164[Reply]

Not Asking For Trouble

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Dailymotion link: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5n8n72

Summary:

"Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there, an avalanche falls on the entire rustic village of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go to get the other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse." - Screener

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://www.livestream.com/otakuascendedlive

- http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network

- Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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5dbdd1 No.291976

I enjoyed it quite a bit, definitely added to "episodes that made me actually like Pinkie."

The problem with the episode is that the yaks never really learned to swallow their pride and ask for help. Sure it is pretty explicit that they accept help, but simply accepting it and not being active in seeking it out isn't really the best.




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d4fc60 No.292336[Reply]

What was her name again?

61568d No.292337

Golden Harvest is the official name for her, I think.


d88662 No.292340

File: 5e7145a8fe7d8b4⋯.gif (4.2 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 1262423__safe_screencap_ap….gif)

Wasn't she the captain from that boating episode?

Cap'n Jack Pearson or somesuch?


54609d No.292341

>>292336

FRUIT PONY


3681a9 No.292342

That's Cherry Cobbler you fucking newfag


813f10 No.292370

>>292336

This is Orange Crush right?




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9364ee No.285924[Reply]

Restoring /pone/ apparently holocausted my last thread, so I'm going to try this one more time.

This thread will hopefully be the conclusion of my story In Winter's Hold, a greentext drama about Anon and Cheerilee.

If you need to catch up on the story so far, Pastebin is at: https://pastebin.com/EZDiU8JF

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469877 No.291093

File: 8136ef5993f7213⋯.jpeg (273.25 KB, 605x718, 605:718, portrait.jpeg)

>>291092

>Despite the magnificence of the view before them, your group reluctantly complies and heads down the stairs.

>You make haste to the head of the group to speak with Celestia.

>She smiles as you approach. "Exciting stuff, isn't it, Anon? The Lost City of Namtar is real after all…"

>"Yes, my Princess. If you don't mind me asking, did you always suspect that it was here?"

>She gives you an amused look. "Yes, I did."

>"So that's why you were so eager to get inside." you deduce.

>"Mmhmm. Of course, you understand that I had to keep my true purpose somewhat secret in case Namtar was not in fact here. Can't go throwing secret legends around willy-nilly."

>You process this for a moment, formulating your next question very carefully. "My Princess, if I may ask, what do you want to accomplish here? Does it have something to do with that wellspring that Twilight mentioned?"

>Celestia looks off into the distance. "As I am sure you have gathered in your time here, Anon, I have used my powers to ensure that Equestria runs like a well-oiled machine. The sun, the moon, the weather, the seasons…these are all things that are either under my control or delegated to my loyal subjects. Even intangible things like friendship and love have princesses dedicated to their study, control, and propagation. However, there was one force my sister and I could never even understand, much less control."

>"Fate." you answer for her.

>She nods. "Yes, fate. It is the one thing that has always eluded our grasp. The one unpredictable aspect of our otherwise orderly world. When we sought to learn more about fate when we were young, our mother told us the legend of Lost Namtar and warned us to never go looking for it. It was a terrible place best left alone, she said."

>That disturbs you. What the hell is down here that an alicorn should be afraid of?

>"That never sat well with me." CePost too long. Click here to view the full text.


469877 No.291094

File: 544532744a86810⋯.jpg (281.1 KB, 1062x834, 177:139, starry sky.jpg)

>>291093

>It's slow going down the rest of the stairs.

>You spot no less than three pressure plates and one tripwire, and skillfully guide your party around them all.

>Eventually, though, you finally reach the bottom.

>Or at least, you hope it's the bottom.

>Your aching knees really can't handle any more stairs.

>A huge stone door looms before you, decorated with thousands of lines of Demonic script.

>Celestia steps forward and places a hoof on the door.

>"This is it." she announces. "I can feel a tremendous amount of exotic magic beyond this threshold."

>You can feel it too. It's the same strange feeling you felt on the day Cheerilee left you. It's almost as if a faint, electric wind is swirling around your body, just at the edge of perception.

>"Well, what are you waiting for?" Apurimac cries out. "Open it!"

>Celestia, Luna, and Twilight all grasp the door with their magic and roll it aside.

>The chamber beyond almost defies description.

>It is another massive cavern, perfectly round and probably about the size of one of those domed stadiums that accommodated 100,000 people back on Earth.

>However, you barely even notice that.

>Your eyes are drawn upward instead.

>Up above you, a million orbs of shimmering light all swirl slowly around the room.

>Some lights burn more brightly than others, but all are interconnected by delicate, infinitely thin rays of golden light. The web of pure light hums and pulses in a soothing song older than time.

>It is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen or ever will see. It is as if someone took a perfect starry night, multiplied it tenfold, and weaved it all together with heavenly golden thread.

>You fall to youPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


469877 No.291096

>>290071

Makes sense, thanks for the feedback.

Next update will be the end. I'm hoping against hope that I can get it done this weekend. I'm ready for this to be done as much as everyone still reading is.


78e2e9 No.292368

File: 32d9eb38cf94660⋯.jpg (172.92 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, wizard.jpg)

>>291094

>Without even thinking about it, you step forward. "You…who are you?"

>"Anon!" Princess Luna cries out. "Stay back. The taint of undeath is strong in him."

>The strange human smiles. "Yes, yes, Princess Luna. Guilty as charged. I am thousands of years old, but I have done what I must to be here for this day, Anon, when you and I meet at last."

>The questions come cascading out of you. "You were the one behind the dreams, weren't you? Why? What do you want from me?"

>"You must realize by now that those very dreams held the answer to your question of why." He tilts his head to fix his intense eyes upon Cheerilee. "After all, we have much in common, Anon. Our true loves called out to us from beyond the stars and brought us here to this magical land."

>You immediately begin to recall the details of the strange dream you had so long ago in which you inhabited the body of an ancient human. Despite it being decades ago, you recall it in vivid detail, as if it only happened yesterday.

>"So it was you." you calmly state. "You fell in love with a pony and created that portal to Equestria while your temple was under siege."

>A bittersweet look overtakes the odd man apparently known as Adalgan. "Yes. Yes indeed. But fate was cruel. The distraction of the siege caused my spell to be imperfect, and the fabric of time was disrupted. I arrived in Equestria many years later than I intended to. My dear, dear Silver Crosier was on her deathbed and I…I never even got the chance to hold her in my arms."

>"How sad…" Cheerilee murmurs.

>Adalgan points towards the far end of the massive cavern. You can make out a throne and what appears to be a sarcophagus with a glowing crystal floating directly above it. "She lies there, waiting for the day when she rises once more. Waiting for the day when we can be together at last. Waiting…for today."

>Princess Luna flares her wings out threateningly. "Just what do you mean by that, necromaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


78e2e9 No.292369

File: b008d9e4e23bb15⋯.png (86.71 KB, 900x771, 300:257, stare.png)

>>292368

>"So…you have been weaving the web? Controlling fate?" Celestia asks Adalgan.

>At last, the ancient human tears his unsettling gray eyes away from you and Cheerilee and acknowledges Celestia with a wry smile. "Do not think that I am unaware of your intentions here, Princess of the Sun. You wish to usurp this power for the benefit of your little ponies, but Fate cannot be controlled. Every point of light you see above you represents a soul. They pull and push and squirm in a thousand different directions, swirling like snowflakes in a great blizzard, bound only loosely by this delicate web. You can influence Fate, you can give it a nudge in the desired direction, but you cannot control it as if it were the Equestrian weather. Attempting to do so will only break the web entirely."

>Twilight gasps. "So are you saying that ponies have free will? This could be a philosophical revolution!"

>Adalgan chuckles. "Princess Twilight Sparkle. I like you. So much like my old master back on Earth. And yes, free will exists in a sense. Fate directs all lives in a specific direction, but one can always choose to swim against the current. Most of the time, one simply struggles in vain before being swept along to one's appointed fate regardless of one's wishes, but it is possible for a strong soul to break free of the Web of Fate entirely."

>He turns and glares at Cheerilee. "Cheerilee here is an excellent example of one who has struggled against fate for many, many years."

>Cheerilee blinks. "What? Me? What do you mean?"

>"Oh please, you know in your heart exactly what I mean." Adalgan snarls. "Long ago, you had a choice between Anon and Big Macintosh. You were fated to pick Anon. You were tied to him from birth. It's why your cutie mark makes no sense for a teacher and why your mother never glimpsed your fate while you were in her womb. Your soul is anchored to a world where cutie marks and naming dreams don't happen, and so you didn't have them."

>"But I didn't pick him." Cheerilee states resolutely.

>Adalgan sighPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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3d4517 No.285605[Reply]

Welcome to the Questing in Equestria CYOA!

In this adventure, you will be a random Anon in Equestria trying to figure out how you got there and possible how to get back home. You the players will decide what to do and the most popular choice shall be the action taken.

We'll be using the Simple d6 system for combat and resolutions:

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Simple_D6_-_Third_Edition

Anonymous' Character Sheet and Inventory:

http://pastebin.com/ZSsrhNLz

http://pastebin.com/Di0QpY0P

Want to get caught up on the adventure? Check out the following link!

Part 1-16:

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/l4l6nq1eon5zeix/AADWzv0nhhv4fg-AU4IhqmRCa?dl=0

Part 17:

https://archive.is/iviM2

Part 18:

https://archive.is/iVvgM

Part 19:

https://archive.is/4CxJc

Part 20:

https://archive.is/N08Rw

Part 21:

https://archive.is/pOgUi

Part 22:

https://archive.is/or2Io

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49e539 No.292356

File: f627e9899796197⋯.png (750.01 KB, 858x1168, 429:584, 1288882.png)

>>292355

Guess the cmc will not have anything left to kick to dead after those last turns.


5f16ca No.292360

File: 45e9737aa5c9666⋯.jpg (150.92 KB, 712x973, 712:973, 7f78b6cd34afb57b4abe6aa4c1….jpg)

>>292356

Even after all those sixes, it should have about twenty points left. With the monster stunned and weakened, now would be a great time to let the Crusaders go to town on it. Can we swap our party out for the three fillies?


5f16ca No.292361

File: 06950cc8eb2b696⋯.gif (272.86 KB, 396x607, 396:607, 06950cc8eb2b69690707ce6a43….gif)

>>292360

I just realized that they are going to come out of this adventure covered in tree sap and lacking cutie marks again.


e52032 No.292363

>>292360

Having a character swap-out in the fight takes a turn, so don't expect them to attack right away.


e52032 No.292367

File: 10fbc5c5b821495⋯.png (42.21 KB, 1197x822, 399:274, 1063432__safe_artist-colon….png)

Spike bashes the tree in one of its branches, doing 13 points of damage! The attack cracks the monsters armor, breaks on of its base branches, and snaps another branch! Now the tree is less likely to hit someone, and will do less damage!

Possessed Tree: [Cracked Armor] [Burning] [Stunned] [Broken Branches]

Health- 21/63 +0 +2

Will- 20/20 +3

Magic- 67/75 +1

Spike: [Burning Weapon]

Health- 17/17 +4 +6

Social- 6/6 +1

Will- 8/8 +2

Magic- 9/14 +1

Hard Candy casts Enlarge on Apple Bloom, causing her to grow to the same size as her brother! Her damage output and much greater now! Hard Candy slips a pair of panties over Apple Bloom's face and nudges her towards the battle!

"Go get 'em, Apple Bloom!" the princess encourages the giant filly.

"Yahoo! I'm almost as tall as an apple tree!" Apple Bloom bucks her hind legs with joy.

You hand Apple Bloom a Steel Skin potion to increase her defense!

Roll for Apple Bloom!

Apple Bloom: [Enlarged]

Health- 5/5 +2 +5

Social- 5/5 +1

Will- 5/5 +1

Magic- 4/4 +1

Apple Bloom's Rolls:

Kick- 3d6

Halberd- 2d6




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a726ad No.292364[Reply]

Hello /pone/

What does CMC pussy smell like?

d05ed9 No.292365

File: 13769be53b36798⋯.png (762.94 KB, 607x1024, 607:1024, bullshit.png)

Hello Homer. CMC pussy smells like a tall glass of GTFO.


23a857 No.292366

>>292364

Why just the CMC? Just type " I think about the CMC sexually!" and be done with it, we won't judge.




File: 648bd701b638440⋯.png (141.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1461262465877.png)

164f9c No.285988[Reply]

HI ANON.

I'M GLAD YOU CAME BACK!

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164f9c No.286717

File: 239d478087cebbe⋯.gif (11.8 KB, 350x437, 350:437, hitler rope day hope adol….gif)

>>285988

HEIL HITLER!


164f9c No.288105

>>285988

My favorite meme, would pet head.


164f9c No.288584

>>285988

Whenever I see this pic I can only imagine she gets bukkaked by the royal guard 10 seconds later


c7ef6e No.292325

File: c67e47bef9d940c⋯.jpeg (56.14 KB, 558x554, 279:277, 1331801__artist needed_sa….jpeg)

<3 HI ANON! We can pink text now. Isn't that so cool. <3


37610f No.292362

>>292325

(((you all know who's responsible, right?)))




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0f7ddc No.283318[Reply]

1984 EDITION

Thread 1: http://archive.is/5AUX8

Thread 2: http://archive.is/Cf1da

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1a4af8 No.292254

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1a4af8 No.292359

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2fa4a3 No.242589[Reply]

I finally decided to make my own CYOA thread. I was inspired by the Red thread on here. So kudos to the anon who runs that thread.

So what the gist of this CYOA? Well you you see as in the title, we are gonna have an adventure with Luftkrieg. You anons get to choose where she should go and what to do. Basically all the normal CYOA needs. I never done one myself,.so this will be an experience for me. I'll write a little intro.

>It was a calm morning for Luftkrieg. No one was up and she had a day to herself.

>She gets out of her bed and heads over to her small radio, maybe she'll catch what's going on in Germaneia.

>Luftkrieg being mindful of her surroundings, puts on a small pair of headphones so she doesn't wake up anyone.

>She dials a bit before she could find a proper channel to listen into.

>There was some static but it was something.

>"There are some reports of some timberwolves in the area, keep out of the woods for a least 48 hours. If you are at a camp, stay inside the camp grounds."

"Timberwolves, this far in? Interesting." the little filly says to herself.

>She takes off the headphones for now and heads downstairs.

>She gets in the kitchen and looks for something to eat.

>She gets some cereal and pours herself some of that. She still a little tired from getting up so she gonna eat the cereal dry.

>After a few minutes, she gets done her food. She heads back inside to get her Hoolfer Youth Scout uniform on.

>There's an important meeting that will happen later today, so she can prepare herself for it.

>What's next?

I also have to go to bed now, as I decide to post this now instead of earlier because of work and shit.

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e3f8ec No.292008

>>291221

>>291212

>Going back downstairs, she was glad to learn some new music

>She heads to her guest room to sleep, she'll be going to Germaneia wants more. She misses her home more than anything, and her family that she was taken from.

>Berta joins her once she was ready to sleep and they both get comfy and sleep for a couple of hours.

>She wakes up eight hours later and stretches her legs. She greets the family became friends with.

>She thinks this might be the last day that she'll be here. She has a hunch.

>Berta was right behind her and has receive word a Germaneian ship was only a day away from now.

>Luftkrieg nods and lets everyone in the house knows that she finally gonna be going home.

>"Will you come visit us?" Beretta asks

"Oh of course! You're my new friend, or maybe you can come visit me!"

>"That's not bad idea!"

"Well what should I do for last day here?"

>"You can come with for a nice lunch?"

"That's not bad idea."

What's next?


9562d6 No.292021

>>292008

go get lunch


6dd1b2 No.292031

>>292008

Lunch time


c62550 No.292350

I hope this isn't kill.


c62550 No.292351

I hope this isn't kill. Just read through the whole thing.




File: fdfe5a49bebdb59⋯.mp4 (7.15 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ergherhet.mp4)

753fe8 No.269769[Reply]

Last one hit bump limit. Post your qt pony vidyos here.

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bbbfb0 No.292344

File: a4a2595bfd66555⋯.webm (777.37 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Like... Y'know.webm)


bbbfb0 No.292345

File: e46f312cb4b75c0⋯.webm (5.88 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Anthropology - Lyra's Son….webm)


bbbfb0 No.292346

File: d615525026e0138⋯.webm (9.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Anthropology ANIMATED PM….webm)

>>292345

I was a little surprised to find this old animatic was recently finished… by someone else.

While nice, I feel a little of the original's charm was lost in the conversion to flash animation.


bbbfb0 No.292348

File: 181cb64f027675c⋯.jpg (59.94 KB, 1106x339, 1106:339, unnamed.jpg)

File: 125c3bdd49578ec⋯.webm (1.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Princess Celestia - Unacc….webm)

By the way, I found a channel archiving whatever deleted pony videos they could recover, for good or bad.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQo0QzNHcl3q3Qt2i4p-oEg/videos


bbbfb0 No.292349

File: 4abf9ac24e5570e⋯.webm (3.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, WinterStitchal - with del….webm)




File: 15a5504fe259d81⋯.jpg (1.54 MB, 3100x1744, 775:436, portal to equestria resize….jpg)

d0123a No.292272[Reply]

PONIES ARE REAL

This thread is for the discussion of the Crossing the Boundary (CTB) project to contact Equestria utilizing Occult methods. We seek to establish communication with Equestria and other worlds which exist within what has been dubbed "Dream World" (DW) by the community, with the ultimate goal of constructing a portal for manifesting humans physically on their worlds, and vice versa.

chat: https://chat.crotchtits.com/

Q&A

Q: Portal to Equestria? This is ridiculous! Surely you're just LARPing…

A: We are completely serious. Many of us have been in contact with Ponies and other sympathetic entities in DW (or the Astral Planes) for years. We believe that a constructing a portal is not only feasible, but absolutely essential for solving many of the problems afflicting the World, and collectively raising the consciousness of mankind, thus inaugurating a new Golden Age.

Q: Are you some kind of cult?

A: No; we come from diverse backgrounds and have differing views on spirituality, but we share in common a belief in DW and the importance of establishing contact with the civilizations found therein. There is no dogma, no vows of commitment or requirements of sacrifice (unless one chooses so for personal reasons), no initiations or codified rituals, no temples (although individual members may have shrines), and certainly no membership fees. We have no official connection with the pony religion being developed on /mlp/ either, although reaching out to them in the future isn't ruled out.

Q: How are you certain you aren't being deceived by demons?

A: First off, not all daemons are evil (but that's a discussion for another time), but to the point of the matter, it comes down to one's personal judgement. So long as the entiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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898379 No.292323

File: 5a1725075f84bb4⋯.jpg (76.13 KB, 635x390, 127:78, jonestown-massacre.jpg)

>Tulpamancy

>Magic rituals

>Kool-Aid potions

I like where this is going.


bf4c66 No.292328

File: 75d23f15b67091a⋯.jpg (231.76 KB, 857x1202, 857:1202, 1497242971143.jpg)

Reporting in.

Lucid dreaming helps a lot, I use WILD but many have trouble

We are working on electromagnetically stimulating the brain to induce lucid dreaming (hopefully)

Will post electric fedora posts soon


ddb06c No.292329

>>292315

I meant that was my progress update, but good to know. I have absolutely no idea what a electric fedora is, but good to know


bf4c66 No.292333

>>292329

The electric fedora is a nickname for the electromagnetic stimulation of my room mates brain.

We induce a current in his brain with alternating magnetic waves to try and do stuff.


e05326 No.292343

>>292315

Are you sure you're contacting other worldly being and not hallucinating?




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26a744 No.292270[Reply]

Being a Brony is like being given a gift from God

An advanced super race, with their own language, customs, culture, traditions and a rich history. A people who stand strong in the face of neighsayers and SUfag stupidity. Strong meme economy, strong meme army, strong fandom, the proud Mareman stands armed and ready to defend his pure fandom from the wraths of sub-human, SUfags, Homestuck cucks, Weeaboos, and other sub-human, animalistic, hordes. Oh how I thank God that I was born a handsome, tall, perfect Brony warrior.

With dual histories, one from the great Furry artists, discoverers, inventors, and intellectuals and another from the grandeur of the sapphic erotica masters of Eastern Europe I can stand tall and say I am proud to be a Brony, and I will love my fandom until the very last day.

Long live Equestria

7c37c0 No.292276

Didn't work out well on /co/ so you brought it here?

At least it's slightly more relevant on this board.

Most people watching the show now don't remember the 300 post 4chan threads mocking dude-bro hypermasculine football fan culture that spawned Brony in the first place. It feels bad.


2dd802 No.292338

>>292276

8chan users in general seem to see some kind of organized attack lurking behind every bad (deliberately or otherwise) thread tbh.


367d5e No.292339

This faggot posted it on /tv/.

Ironically enough, it got a better reception.




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b7ab69 No.292316[Reply]

Should MLP handle the topic of death and loss in an overt manner?

Many of you may remember the twin comets in the sky when Granny Smith hinted at the deaths of AJ's parents.

Should there be actual death in the show? And the coping afterwards?

FYI Sesame Street did it back in 1982

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hooper#.22Death_of_Mr._Hooper.22

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369e67 No.292324

>>292316

No I'm good, seen enough Randy Stair for a lifetime.


121d90 No.292330

Do you want to death to be handled in a franchise where autistic unicorns can become winged princesses?


82321b No.292331

>>292330

I want Twilight to fully realize what being a part of a functioning government is all about. She would face a decision that benefits some but hurts others. The whole point would be that you can't always compromise. Sacrifices must occasionally be made.Death would be involved.


73eac7 No.292334

>>292316

It should explain other issues like rape culture and gender as well


b7ab69 No.292335

>>292334

Death is a natural part of life. 'Gender' issues is abnormal mental insanity.




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9ab423 No.277943[Reply]

>be Anon

>You finally finish your homemade portal from stuff you bought at a local BestBuy and teleported to Equestria, the land of small rainbow horses.

>Just like in every greentext you've read (and written), a kind pony picks you up from the outskirts of some random city and helps you with not dying from starvation.

>She doesn't have much herself, but as a past NEET you don't need a lot of food to live anyway.

>A travelling pony and an autistic human, what a pair.

>Except, both don't know anything about living with another living being, especially when it's just as self-centered as they are.

>Day 14 of living with Trixie, road from Fillydelphia to the central parts of Equestria.

>You release the pen from your deadly grip, and shake the strain pain from your hand.

>Never got enough practice with writing back at home.

>All you did with a pen back then was draw horse puss–

>Knock knock

>Oh, Trixie has waken up.

>Is it morning already?

>You could swear you sat down to add your second week in Equestria to your diary at just about 11 P.M, if not earlier.

>KNOCK KNOCK!

>Why did you even start a diary, again?

>"ANON!"

>Oh, right

"Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait."

>Your legs are going to kill you…

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4aab9f No.291867

File: 63af2733fa25ffb⋯.gif (380.06 KB, 854x480, 427:240, ponkponk.gif)

>>291426

>…

>The light beige doors swing open as you enter the shop.

>A single counter in the end of the brightly-lit room, a couple ponies sitting behind little round coffee tables.

>Looks like a normal cafe.

>"Hiya, Trixie!"

>You hear a yell of a voice that you feel for the first time, yet you're already annoyed by it.

>A bright-pink pony with a darker pink mane waves her hoof at you two from behind the counter.

>You feel Trixie's eyeroll with your back.

>"Why did we have to come here…"

"It's alright. I'll handle it, you just stand back and look pretty."

>You take her hat by the brim and drag it onto her face for the added effect.

>Oh boy.

>You feel your heartbeat again as you approach the counter.

>This is the first time you're speaking to a pony without Trixie.

>Do not fuck this up, Anon.

>You haise your claws as a form of greeting and speak up.

"H-he–"

>"OH, HI ANON! DIDN'T NOTICE YOU HERE, ARE YOU WITH TRIXIE? WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR? WHAT'S THE BEST PIZZA TOPPING? DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR SUITS?"

>This barrage of insanely hard questions showered on you like a piss rain on a shitty day.

"Uh."

>"Good enough!"

>What.

>She then scribbles on something with a pen in her mouth.

>"Now, Anon!"

"Huh?"


4aab9f No.291868

>>291867

>The pink pony inhales the whole room worth of air in one second.

>"WELCOME CUPCAAAAAAAKES!"

>All you hear apart from ringing then is a click.

>Rows upon of rows of doors open on the ceiling and trays of different cupcakes rain on the tables, landing perfectly.

>Clanking and grinding noises are emitted from the openings, and you see the cupcakes come back onto the trays in there.

>You only noticed that because your head is about 2 feet under the ceiling.

>Quite a compact mechanism, that.


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4aab9f No.292326

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>>291868

>small parts

>picrel

>Trixie's already going to town on the cupcakes behind you, judging by the look on the pink horse's face.

>Though you feel something moving back there with your neck.

>T-that is not Trixie.

>Trixie couldn't breathe down your ne–

>"Greetings, Anon."


4aab9f No.292327

>>292326

Uh, larger parts are coming soon-ish™. Had a severe lack of ideas lately.




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e6e298 No.262007[Reply]

We're on vacation! But there's still stuff our friends can do.

Old thread: https://8ch.net/pone/res/224985.html#224985 (If anyone wants to Pastebin this, i'd appreciate it.)

Pictures of the pirate pony: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B3KdxpC8I7n5LXVzcTA4V1hsZWs&usp=sharing

Pastebin in severe need of an update: http://pastebin.com/u/BabsZeeb

Our POV is currently focused at Aldreda and her plans to do some pirating on her own!

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c31a18 No.291761

>>291760

Time to as Blitzen if the ship has a loud speaker, they won't be able to keep up with that.


9f020a No.291775

>>291761

>you knew!

>heading back down to the captain's cabin, Blitzen was whistling a tune while tapping his foot to the music

"Blitz! Let me get on the loudspeakers!"

>"Oh zure. Wait, why?"

"I need to out-do the bats in making loud noises. Look it's important."

>the Germaneian tapped his chin with a hoof for a second before replying

>"Yoo know, if you vant to make a ruckus, we could always try ze main guns."

"What?"

>"Vell, zey could do vith a test fire anyways, for calibration purposes of course. At ze same time, I can guarantee yoo it will make any bat squeal zound like ene mouse squeak in comparison."

"Well, I only need to out-do them. Would the loudspeaker do that?"

>he shrugged

>"Maybe."

>what do?


bb2651 No.291802

>>291775

Simple, use the loudspeakers to ANNOUNCE you are going to make a noise, and demand them to shut up until they're sure to top it, then fire

surefire loud noise and them knowing you're responsible


9f020a No.292162

File: f3b5c44de5b4b65⋯.jpg (174.61 KB, 600x600, 1:1, switch.jpg)

>>291802

>>291775

"Gimme the loudspeaker!"

>Blitz pushed a few buttons using his magic before directing you to a microphone

"Hello? Is this thing on? Ehem. ATTENTION EVERYPONY. ESPECIALLY OF THE BAT VARIETY! LOUD NOISE INCOMING, I REPEAT LOUD NOISE INCOMING! TO THE ONES FLUTTERING ABOUT OUTSIDE, GET YOUR HOOVES ON DECK NOW! THAT IS AN ORDER!"

>"Happy?"

>you moved your face away from the mic

"Yes. Now how do I fire it?"

>"Juuust a second, zeroing in on target. Let's use that island over… there."

>he pointed outwards towards a medium sized island in the sea

"Wait, does anypony live there?"

>"It's not on any official maps I have here so I doubt it. Ah, also this switch and button over here, we're ready."

"ALRIGHT MEN! PREPARE FOR LOUD NOISES! FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE!"

>you flipped the switch and took great pleasure in pushing the button

>an alarm noise starting howling around you

>"You got seconds if you want to go upstairs and check it out!"

"Oh shit of shi-"

>you ran to the deck as fast as your legs would carry you

>once up you saw rows of bat ponies staring intensely on the two main guns slowly move into position

>the rails stopped whining and the guns were now pointed vertically at the island, but aimed much higher

>the deep horn of a dreadnought shook the entire deck for about three seconds before it fired

>the sound was deafening as the guns bellowed out in rage Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


58f770 No.292319

>>292162

Let's go check on Anon and make sure he's not feaking out about being so high up and whatever other fears and insecurities we're projecting onto him.




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