/pone/ - My Little Pony

>>317559

Maybe that one ate a pony or three and then decided that ponies were all it was going to ever eat from then on.

>>319207

You give the good succ? Can you delete this board?

>>319192

same fam

>>319192

We all do.

>>319192

With a butt like that, who wouldnt?

Hey alcoholics. Any thoughts on this?

I'm kind of new to drinking. I only drink occasionally, probably average less than once a month and don't drink obscene amounts, but I feel like I must have built up an insane intolerance over the past year? I rarely get the good kinds of drunk anymore. Just start feeling klutzy but no good feelings. On top of that it seems that when I do finally get drunk, I need to constantly drink to keep it going. And I'm not talking about beer either, I've mostly switched to to liquor.

If I pause for 30min I feel sober again. (Though obviously I know I must still be drunk) And I've found that when I do have wine coolers they seem to make me feel sick. Nausea and headache, though beer and hard stuff is still fine. So I'm ruling out allergies to things like hops.

I don't really know what to do about it because I don't want to go through a liter of liquor just to keep up with friends when we decide to have a night of drunk Mario Party and such. Am I just overestimating the amount required to get a buzz or something?

>>318816

>Wine coolers

>Friends

>Once a month

Nigga you dun fucked up. Here's a pro top get two six packs of beer and just keep drinking. You'll need to stop to piss and I'd recommend some snacks so you'll have natural breaks bit keep going.

>>318972

When I do try to get drunk I take a few shots of liquor that's about 35proof to 93proof. I'm not (usually) trying to get drunk on the coolers, but it's still a bit concerning I have a reaction with them. Especially considering that some of them taste better than straight liquor or beer if I'm in the mood for fruity stuff.

>>319180

>They are trying to exterminate the all the poor transgenders with violence, like misgerndering them, the monsters

We are here talking about roughly 1.4 million people in the country, according to the NY Times.

That's roughly 0.04% of the country's population.

Why should such a small ground be afforded special privileges?

>>319181

>1

She was part of a ground who had been harassing at a local mall when the mallcops called the cops. Someone in the group had knocked over a 5 year old and in another instance one of them punched another teen.

When the cops came to arrest her she resisted and ended up hiding her arms underneath her to prevent the cops from putting her in handcuffs. She would latter kick one of the cops as they put her in the squad car.

Truely, she is a sweet and innocent dinndu.

https://archive.fo/sWr4j

>>319183

>Trannies trying to make bombs in their homes.

Sounds like a great idea. Incompetent idiots in large numbers fucking around with explosives is a great way to clean up the shallow end of the genepool. We won't even have to do anything.

>>316992

You're looking pretty vindicated. Not enough gigs so she goes for people who will take anything they can get.

>>319201

>>319202

>>318967

I don't remember we agreed to having any mercs. At least through votes. I remember an anon wanting mercs but another anon and I settled for fire cannons and arty. Hence my confusion. Or they just came here because there's a war going on.

>>318968

>to having

I need sleep

Bumpan for more council members

>>319151

>>319154

Always Sunny in Philly song.

>>319151

>>319176

I was a sissy boy,

That sissy baby boy was me.

I once was a boy,

but now I am brony

I fought discord, and lived in basement,

please don't ask me for my base rent,

if you're into my debasement

will you please peg me?

Will you cum inside and fuck me

pretend you're this purple pony?

Please say yes and fucking bone me.

Please just please peg me!

now who has the balls to sing it?

>>319178

If I get the all clear on normalfags sometime in the near future I will attempt this.

>>319190

cool beans. In that case, replace 'base rent' with 'late rent'

>>317716

I really liked that album

>>319179

Considering how shit this is, I could have lived without.

What if your mom had aborted you?

How about… he would be a loyal lunar guard who was walking around after Luna permanently enabled the royal canterlock voice on his power armor. Them the zebras finished their fetish and boom went the city; ghoulifying him, merging him with his power armor. He met up with a mouse that became a dragon and implied falloutish shenangians happens. He punches out some cloudships in the final battle, rescues derpy (who with her tongue cut out cant speak) and falls in love with her.

>>319167

>ghoulifying him, merging him with his power armor

He's a super mutant and he's already merged to his armor

>>319175

Im just stealing something slightly similar from fallout equestria. How 'bout you show us fags how its done

>>318861

>You may have said that out loud.

>Whatever.

>It's like the first time you stay up late after moving out and try being quiet not to wake anyone up, but then realise that you can be as loud as you want.

>It's this sense of freedom you craved while you were planning your trip here.

>But you didn't get it, did you.

>It's all going on without you.

>You're like a journalist on a battlefield.

>You're kind of in the action, but you're not exactly participating in it.

>Why are you even here?

>This all is hardly an adventure.

>But, you still couldn't have predicted or even imagined the things that have happened to you here.

>It was quite awesome, if you say so yourself.

>You lie down on the warm floor.

>Your eyes aren't giving any information to your brain right now.

>It's as if you're in the Void.

>Floating about.

>Stars slowly crawling past you, your fur feeling hot, radiating heat from your body to the vacuum of space.

>"Anon!"

>What.

>Horse.

>Purple horse.

>Purple horse on your twelve, looking down on you.

>She touches your cold muzzle with her hoof, bringing you back into the mortal realm.

>"What's up?"

>Your mouth feels like it's filled with oil.

"Just, uh."

>She raises an eyebrow at you.

"You know."

>>318862

>"Aha."

>She smirks.

>"Right."

>"So, are you ready to start?"

"Start what?"

>"I'll take that as a ”yes”."

>Why does this always happen to you.

>Every time.

>Flash of light, followed by another.

>And another.

>A vortex of flashing lights and blinding spots of darkness, floating around you in an unrecognisable pattern, overloading your brain.

>Well, what's left of it.

>It really has been fried by these ponies.

>If this continues for any longer, you'll become a caveman.

>Well, a cave pony.

>…

>Is that even a thing?

>>318863

>Your fingers move on their own.

>Grasp your face.

>Your chin, your nose, everything.

>Trying to see if you're real or not.

>'Cause you don't know anymore.

>"Anon."

>You release your face from the deadly grip of your numb digits.

>Knock.

>Knock.

>Trixie's up already?

>It's not even morning.

>Knock.

>Why did you even come here?

>"ANON!"

>Oh, yeah.

"Yeah, yeah. Wait."

>"Anon, this is important."

>The muffled voice continues to assault your ears with its high pitch and smug tone.

>You open your eyes to look the voice in its eyes and tell it to shut up.

>How do you open your eyes, again?

>You try imagining how your eyes look.

>You move the right muscles.

>Flash of light.

>Blind.

>Blind.

>Blind.

>Trixie.

>The tip of her hat drooping down onto your face is almost poking your eye out.

"Get away from me."

>>318864

Your stories are shit. Go back to 4cuck. They might praise your pathetic attempts at writing.

>>318867

yeah this story's pretty gay

>>319105

Sluttershy is a dogfuvking whore. She is a valueless horse degraded by her own actions. Everyotherpony is a superior, esp. Glimglam

>>319105

Cast tomorrow. Make some noise if we "forget" it.

Steaming!

>>319168

Damn, gonna have to miss it.

>>318556

Noice.

>>315699

it think it's a femdom g-spot

>>317044

Have you tried princest ?

It makes me literally moan (And have in mind I shave with a lighter and jerk with ice packs so I'm not sensitive)

>>319140

I think it's more because there's not much you can do with them. Celestia never had much of a personality beyond just being the generic motherly queen figure who also likes messing with people from time to time. Luna had one bit of character development that she needed to accomplish, but that’s been accomplished already with Luna Eclipsed and Magic Sheep (and some people even said Magic Sheep was unnecessary). Then you have the interpersonal problems between the princesses themselves, but those have already been addressed with Royal Problem. I think that, in order to have more episodes about the princesses, you’d have to impose more flaws/problems onto them that justify needing episodes to address, and I don’t think anyone would really want that.

>>318908

>>318913

*anyway, thanks. I forgot he used a Japanese username.

>>318937

Lolis are the best. Excellent find.

>>319138

You're right. Those are perfect circles.

Spoiler that shit.