/pone/ - My Little Pony

>>316366

What politics?

>>316396

Yes?

>>316405

how it works? do i just post lewd pony butts and say how i wanna give it the big lick?

>>316406

That's what I've always done.

>>316399 (Checked)

>>316401

That's a cute pone. So small. Who do you cuddle?

>>316401

how much money have you spent on plushes that will do nothing but sit on a shelf? why? for attention? some perceived status? i got one 17" two years back and i've bonded with her, you know. acts as a proxy for my waifu. but with 12 plushes or whatever that can't happen. they're just going to rot and you're going to throw them out in 10 years because they're just another stuffed animal to you, like a collection or some shit

>>316403

I'm a waifuist and I collect merchs as well, anon. People with more money tends to collect expensive stuff. I bet he's waiting for a lifesize. Still, it's such a waste to buy plushie only for display. Cuddling them is much better

>>316403

I like them all, i always give my pone goodnight kiss and wake up kiss i cuddle 2 ,3 pone at time while reading,watching vids ect. As for tossing my plush away after 10 years or so i dont know it depend maybe if i got myself a wife even then ill probably keep them especially if she ok with my autistic lifestyle.

>>316404

Well i cannot denied that Laying down lifesize plus is perfect for cuddling (i will have 26 inch laying down Aryanne soon) however cuddling standing plush is quite enjoyable having 2 side by side while relaxing activity petting their soft Minky coat, kissing their cute soft snot.

>>316353

"Yeah, not the most heroic quest out there, but at least it's something."

I turn my head to briefly glimpse what Thunder Strike was looking at.

"Hey Mama, who's that wealthy-looking fellow over there?"

>>316361

I poke Pineblaze in the side and hearing a positive reaction, I add to her words with glee "I assumed he's traveling, like us. He doesn't look terribly local. Quite sharp, in fact, would get all dirty in no time."

>>316368

>>316361

Big Mama glances over at the pony in question for a moment before returning her attention to you. “Ah, him? Name’s Gilderbilt. I thought he was a traveller too, at first; problem is that he doesn’t do much travellin’. Jus’ showed up in town one day a few months ago an’ never left. He’s been stayin’ here at the inn, which I wouldn’t mind normally, seein’ as how business has been slow lately. He pays his bills alright, but that fella’s a bit too big for his bridle if ya ask me. Thinks he’s so high n’ mighty jus’ cause he’s got more bits than the rest of us put together. An’ yer right about another thing too: that city pony ain’t ever been dirty, I’d wager. I bet he ain’t done a single honest day’s work in his whole life!” Big Mama delivers this last remark with a volume and enunciation that make it clear that she intends Gilderbilt to hear it. The fancy horse directs a smug sideways glance toward the mare, then chuckles to himself and returns to his meal. Big Mama grumbles to herself and angrily cleans the dishes.

>>316379

I whisper to Thunder Strike.

"Sounds like bits may have gone to his head. Maybe we should give him a lesson in humility, but let's hear both sides of the story first."

>>316379

I tilt my head in confusion. "So he just sits here all day? Every day?" I give the pony of our discussion a quick glance and turn back to Pine and Mama. "And you just let him? I'm going to talk to him, I'm curious enough now."

I give Big Mama a nod and go to Gilderbilt's table. I pause and watch him for a while. "Aren't you bored with sitting here all day? You ought to have something else to do."

Rolled 92 + 1 (1d100)

>>316222

>Ruby

no

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>316225

fug my newfaggotry is showing

>>316216

I prefer Red, the OG horsee mascot

>>316223

>>316225

>>316278

I actually prefer Red, but Ruby is a cute

>>316383

>stop being triggered by a color

<proceeds to make an ebin reddit-tier sperg meme

Stop. You're embarrassing yourself more than anything.

>>316383

Whine all you want fag, I only saved his.

>>315298

Wait a minute. Hold the fuck up now. We're in a fully functioning flying saucer how did he obtain this? Are we being put on a ruse cruise? Did the ayylium read our minds since we don't have our Safety Helmet™ and shape shifted into someone we can trust? Are we about to put a molting of its face on our head? Did it do this to obtain plausible deniability so that people will think that all ayylium attacks are done by crazy people obsessed with ayyliums? Nope that can't be it. Commence anal probing.

>>312104

omigosh i love this art style so much! well done.

>>315630

>thefaceoffear.png

I was wondering why this never updated but never realized it was because there were no replies.

Easy we "break into" the saucer and have a mock fight with the ayylien to save poor Demo Reel from the ayyliens.

Hey guys, what happened to the murdercube?

>>315444

There's a clearly electric turntable hooked up to clearly electric speakers in S1.

>>315431

How old is Big Mac suppose to be compared to her?

>>316375

I assume since the Crusaders tried to set the two up that they must be in the same age demographic. Part of the criteria in their song was avoid avoiding stallions that were too old or young for cheerilee. Pony 80s didn't have to be 30-40 years ago like our 80s did. Pones live in a timeless fantasyland after all. Their 80s could have been twenty or so years before the episode and no more.

>>315877

It's the way it has to be. The toys are the primary product, the show exists to advertise them.

>>316328

So long like the size of ur benis.

>>316327

You can have that 4de trixie for free if u want :)

>>316336

>benis

You don't belong here. Back to /mlp/

>>316338

I could forgive everything (not really) if not for Applejack's new look and lack of cowgirl persona just because they're afraid it'll trigger rich americans on the east and west coast. This all looks just too awful.

>>316338

I can understand keeping Rainbow Dash since she's so popular, and I like the idea of earth pony Twilight, but why the fuck would they keep all six main characters? They ran out of story ideas for this cast two years ago.

>>316338

Why couldn't they start over with an entirely new cast of poners? There are tons of recurring secondary, tertiary or background characters from not only the current, but previous generations too, that they could have chosen to focus on instead of the same old same old, even if they did tweak the designs and personalities slightly. It strikes me as incredibly lazy that they chose to stick with the same six characters we've known for the past eight years.

>>314465

That makes sense. I know a lot of newanons hate weebfaggotry, but a lot of horsefucker culture is /jp/sy, with our own yukkuri and everthing. Shame a lot of it is all but gone now.

>>316325

>actual patreon shekels are given for this trash

>>316325

Disgusting.

>>316095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0KY8CLUuSE

>>316161

THANK YOU ANON

>tfw you can tell it's sped up from the theme song

>>316157

>literally having characters talk about previous episodes to """"prove"""" new writers watch the show

The worst part about this is that bluefast and whorehorse are fully OOC in the episode, once again showing that the writers only pretend to watch the show.

Aside from that, the episode was pretty okay tbqh. Dash and Rares get handed the OOC ball for the first two thirds of the EP for the sake of the plot, and the episode is resolved by just pulling off the OOC ball from the two. Diversity cast and glimmer is mostly there as strawmen and plot devices respectively, so at the end of the day it's a standard S3+ bad writing episode, with nothing to be glad or mad for.

Only thing of note is the door at the end of the episode; the Chekrov's gun for the season finale, which I am sure no one here is looking forward to.

>>316161

Javascript is not necessary for downloads. Literally just hyperlink directly to the file and that's all you need. It's reasonable to be wary of JS on a filesharing website you've never heard of before.

>>316161

Is it normal to feel like all of these episodes are just generic kid show filler?

>>316342

That's all season 8 is, when it's not leftist propaganda.

MLP is just a multicultural society done correctly.

Also the morals that it ascribes to are actually legitimate. Bridle Gossip talked about the old tired and true 'don't judge a book by its cover' and not to be afraid of something different than you. It did not go into a diatribe of how badly the ponies treated zebras in the past and how unicorns need to give up jobs to earth ponies to encourage parity.

Though how fun would an episode be where some new villain came into ponyville and started introducing identity politics and making everyone miserable?

Don't give them ideas, damnit.

I think FiM got corrupted and fairly early on, once certain individuals started seeing how much of a following the show was getting. I believe this is what was behind Faust and others leaving.

>>316260

they already did that bit with the wendigos.

>>316260

It's multicultural more in the sense of Austria-Hungary than in the sense of the modern USA or UK.

>>316270

OP here. Well, Faust did write/help write the Powerpuff Girls episodes "Equal Fights" and "Save Mojo", so even if she identifies as a feminist, sometimes people come up with good ideas regardless of what ideology/identity they officially identify with.