NEW DRAW THREAD
DJ Pone
Remember when he used to be cool and respected?
4 DAYS UNTIL SEASON 6
Anyone knows some good free software for creating sites? Or anyone who knows a bit of code could tell me how?
Twist challenged you to a fight.
Useless info:
You were new to ponyville, a nice filly named Apple Bloom was giving you a tour around town when you notice the little filly was getting hungry. You have picked to visit an ice cream smoothie shop, you were almost done with your smoothie when she came in.
Nigga What happened:
>Twist slams open the door getting everyone's attention.
>She looks at you, she gives a shit eating grin.
>She walks up to your table.
>She slammed her hooves on the table and screams "What the fuck are you doing with my Apple?"
>Twist slapped the shit out of your smoothie you were about to finish.
>The shop owner points a sign that says no fighting.
>The shop owner slowly pulls out her shotgun and gently places it in front of her.
>Twist growls "fine, we'll fight outside."
>Twist is now waiting for you outside.
>Apple Bloom informs you that Twist has one of the greatest K/D ratio in Call of Duty and she goes out of her way to rekt ponies.
What do?
Please give me one good reason why this pic doesn't prove ponies are anatomically superior to humans.
How could anyone think they're ponies?
RAGING ANTI TRUMP PROTESTER ATTACKS WHITE POLICE HORSE ON DUTY
Police said that’s when the suspect, Foster, 29, approached an officer and his horse, Dan, and began screaming in the horse’s face in an attempt to scare him. When that did not work, Foster reportedly slapped the horse in the face with an open hand.
After striking the horse, Foster fled toward the back of the crowd, where police were unable to apprehend her at the time.
CYOA: Questing in Equestria - Part 18 - Moonchild
"We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us." ~Andrew Ryan
Welcome to the Questing in Equestria CYOA!
In this adventure you will be a random Anon in Equestria trying to figure out how you got there and possible how to get back home. You the players will decide what to do and the most popular choice shall be the action taken.
We'll be using the Simple d6 system for combat and resolutions:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Simple_D6_-_Third_Edition
Notes of Interest:
-Party members can die so you better be careful.
Want to get caught up on the adventure? Check out the following link!
Part 1-16:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/l4l6nq1eon5zeix/AADWzv0nhhv4fg-AU4IhqmRCa?dl=0
Part 17:
This vacation is killing me, so I'm going to continue updating my story and save this thread in pastebin as I go. If we switch over to Infinite Next while this thread is active then I'll just post all this over there or whatever.
COMICS THREAD
FOR YOU
How about modding some flash games, /pone/?
http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/
https://www.free-decompiler.com/flash/
http://www.flash-decompiler.com
What is the /pone/cast?
An irregular weekly (usually weekend) podcast comprised of spicy meme littered verbal shitposting via mumble.
Want to join? You can download mumble here: http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page
And join us at: mumble2.foxserver.be
Your favorite quotes from your favorite characters
What are some of your all-time favorite quotes from your favorite characters, pone? Deep, funny, adorable, it doesn't matter
Starting with waifu Fluttershy.
Are you ready for the new baby?
Futa pones
>No futa thread
Let's fix this, /pone/. Post all of your marecocks.
What is Lyra getting off to?
Writefag thread
/pone/ needs some more green, I'm willing to take some plot requests. Any other writefags are welcome.
Pinkie's Piehole.
DRAW THREAD
Last thread kill
New thread
Good thread
Draw and request
Post guide
Lots of guide
Critique
Make OC
Funpost
Go go
TEMPO Radio Show
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Edition
Horsefucker radio starts in 5 minutes. Tune in here!
http://fracturedfrequencies.com/
(Click the Tune In button to the right of the page, underneath RADIO STREAM)
Today I'll be spinning horse music, dubzy wubzy, and your requests for four hours, starting at 7:30 and ending at 11:30 PM CST. To make a request, just leave the Youtube or Soundcloud link in the thread below! Non-horse requests are allowed, but for every non-horse song the community is splintered even further between disparate groups
For updates on the show, be sure to follow Wootmaster on that one cancerous social media site!
Bewbs
i donut like ponyfags butg u pony fags r aright
Why is it that bronies can't give a straight answer when asked why they are so obsessed about MLP? It makes them look super guilty.
Why would people label themselves bronies (or horsefuckers) with full understanding it puts you in a league with genuine autistic fatties and freaks?
Is it the righteous feeling of persecution they're after?
GHOST!
Link to Google Document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vo6mX2CzzZEQAI6HrwD1mJHjv9MnzSFH0xNvBHQ8gPk/edit?usp=sharing
The page includes a link to the futa version (as well as a link to Chapter One), and both documents should be updated alongside the thread.
>the bright lights in the bathroom flicker madly, one of many signs of the building’s dilapidated state
>you stare blankly at the off-white tiles in front of you as your bladder begins to drain itself, the sound of your piss almost enough to mask the sound of hoofsteps approaching from behind you
>a quick turn of your head reveal the hoofsteps’ owner, a tan mare with a messy red mane
“Red, what’re you doing? This is the men’s bathroom.”
“Anon, have you ever had a really nice day that was just totally ruined by terrible news?”
>head tilted to the side, you shake your limp dick in front of the urinal while trying to imagine where the mare is going
“How bad?”
“Fucking Aryanne is coming over today.”
“THAT bad?”
>The urinal automatically flushes as you tuck your dick away, and turn to give Red a confused glance
“…What?”
“Isn’t Aryanne like your childhood friend or something?”
“Uh, pretty sure I would have offed myself if that was true.”
>your expression remains unchanged, an attempt to call Red’s bluff
“Okay, we were childhood acquaintances…”
>you turn your back toward the pony and instead begin washing your hands in the sink
“…but that was different! She was a weirdo foreign exchange student, and we were the only blank flanks in our grade. Had I known that she’d grow up to be the elitist prick she is today, I would have avoided her like the plague.”
>several increasingly annoyed pulls of the lever on the towel dispenser warrant no paper, forcing you to instead violently shake your wet hands like an epileptic
“Who knows, maybe the fact that she was a foreign exchange coupled with the misrepresentation of contemporary German culture—”
“‘EEAH WAH IT WAS ALL SOCIETY’S FAULT WAAAAH!’”
>Infinity Acres was a sophisticated place
“No way dude. Aryanne chose that path—the ‘stupid cunt’ path, I mean.”
>a scoff is all the effort you’re willing to make in response
“And she still owes me fifteen dollars!”
>Red punctuates her grievance with a cute outburst, slamming her Triceratops slipper on the floor
“If you hate her that much, then why don’t you just spend the night somewhere else?”
“Fuck that, this is my house!”
“Apartment.”
“Besides… I’ve already made plans to make our ‘guest’ feel right at home…”
>a slightly discomforting smile makes its way onto Red’s muzzle
“Okay; the way you just said that kind of makes it seem like those aren’t your intentions at all…”
>Even MLP/FNAF fan animated videos are better animated than most stuff on Cartoon Network nowadays
I remember not too long ago people made fun of Mlp Fim for being flash animated.
generally. From 1-10. How socially awkward would the mane 6 be if they stepped forward and asked Anon for some dandelions and chill?
Fallout Equestria story
Well I am doing a Fallout Equestria fanfic and i need some help.
>Chapter naming
>Locations
>Character naming
>Weapon naming
>So on.
Season 6 Premiere Sneak Peek
Dr Hoovel, I'm CIA.
This is the resident Aryanne thread of 8chan.
Aryanne Hoofler is a female earth pony with a white coat, blonde hair and blue eyes. Her cutie mark is a pink heart with a black swastika in it. She is a military officer from the Maremacht of Germaney and an active politician. In this thread we collect content for the purpose of most possible widespread and archivation. If you find Aryanne related content of any sorts, please post it here.
This thread is being updated every other day, usually once or twice every two weeks. We are running a circle of Aryanne dedicated pony artists on Steam and Skype.
If you happen to be a content contributor of sorts and like to join, leave your credentials here so we can engage in negociations.
Please enjoy your stay.
-LINK DATABASE-
Aryanne's creator and main art contributor:
http://sillyaryanne.tumblr.com/
http://aryannehoofler.deviantart.com/
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sillyaryanne/
Picture storage, currently holding over 1300 pieces from over 100 artists:
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=Aryanne
http://www.deviantart.com/browse/all/?order=5&q=Aryanne
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/aryanne
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ktfhoqg46glgrtl/2rqLce5Vgh
Miscellanious Aryanne related links and resources:
https://8archive.moe/pone/search/text/Aryanne/
https://archive.moe/mlp/search/text/Aryanne/
http://www.horse-news.net/2014/03/interview-with-aryanne-artist-ass.html
http://pastebin.com/u/BabsZeeb
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/204026/aryanne-is-the-best-pony
ANUAL /PONE/ IS DYING SHITPOSTING THREAD
If you see any other Dying threads, ignore them and come here
So what do you guys think about that leaked Maud episode?
Red Thread: You are a pirate!
We're on our way to poni poni vacation. But since when was just chilling ever that easy?
Old thread archived: https://8ch.archive.horse/pone/thread/198482/#198482
Pictures of the pirate pony: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B3KdxpC8I7n5LXVzcTA4V1hsZWs&usp=sharing
Pastebin in desperate need of an update: http://pastebin.com/u/BabsZeeb
First OP pic by CoInPo, second by Anonymous
Let's get dangerous.
When will real talent such as this be recognised?
Sunset Shimmer is the best.
/pone/, I came before you with this one question of utmost importance:
Which of the show's VA, producer, writers do you think secretly clops?
and i thought this was just a prank
WebM thread
The previous one is autosaging and is gonna 404 eventually. Might as well make a new one sooner than later.
What would happen if a pony with Aryanne's color scheme appeared? Including the heart cutie mark but without the swastika?
How would the fandom react?
Banner Thread
Add me.
Meesa back!
https://twitter.com/ActorPeterNew/status/704326679678685184
Peter New going full SJW after someone calls on his bullshit. As you know. earlier he wrote a rant about this fandom, going all out like,
"My answer was some rambling effort to say that Bronies can change the world. I think that it is a necessary step in the cause of equality for men to embrace the feminine; necessary for men to proudly love in the world. I saw Bronies as a step towards an end to hatred and violence and fear. I felt like LGBTQ rights, feminism, non-violence, and social justice were all positively influenced by the very existence of Bronies, and that there was no reason for that not to continue."
Season 6 Teaser
You feelin' teased, nigga?
Season 6 Face
SEASON 6 IS NEARLY UPON US
Show yfw S6 airs.
>Hey Anon, are you excited for Trump's ascendance to the presidency?
C'MON ANON! I GOT THE SHAKES REAL BAD ANON! SPARE SOME BITS WILLYA? I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!
/pone/ drunk thread
Looks like the old one died, so let's get a new one started!
Who here is drunk? I know I am! Almost finished with a bottle of Port, having a good time. Feels good, man…
What is the name of this pony?
Hey Ponyfags I don't really know anything about ponies and my friends daughter who is like 3 was trying to talk to me about them and I need some help. What is the name of this Pony?
Prepping
Where you never taught how to prep anon? I don't want to have to prep shining armour myself.
So about the comics…
>Oh anon, this is Tarique, he's from Somarelia, he's my new special somepony!
>I love him he's so exotic
>He's the love of my life!
So /pone/ I have a quesiton for you, what do you do to stop this miscegenation or do you
Support it
I'm looking for a. video Drowning in Horseshoes posted a long while ago. In the video it was a remix sort of PMV, which was about rarity and spike and the background song had the saying "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" mixed it. The saying was from a old twilight zone because I remember asking him in a comment.
I've looking on other websites but have yet to find a video of it, so I was wondering if any of you guys had downloaded it or something.
OC thread
Show off some dank /pone/ OC
>The state of the fandom.
hi
The saga continues, up until the point that the loaded die kills our graphite heroine.
Last we saw Sketchy, she spent all her bits earned from selling the horseshoes of murder-victims to a helpful shop clerk. She spontaneously sprouted a pink mane and is currently making her way towards a quaint looking establishment.
Meanwhile, Aryanne and Red have gone ship-shopping.
Sketchy Inventory:
Bits - 0
Potion of Strength
Potion of Speed
+0 Axe
Won't be much movement here until the Easter Holiday, when I (much like Jesus) will return in full. But I'm posting in the hopes that you fine gents and the one girl on pone could pitch some characters for the inside of the bar
>Nobody who isn't reddit wants to join us.
Scenario
Dash lost a bet and has to suck your dick.
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
WE HAVE FALLEN OFF THE BOARD
I REPEAT WE HAVE FALLEN OFF THE BOARD
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
RED ALERT
#40
Is There Really Any Ambiguity Here?
Does anyone really Not think this was intended as JO encouragement?
Show-related music
Crystal ponies
>An episode about revitalizing an entire forgotten civilization.
>They don't even bother singing or showing the Crystal Empire's anthem after Twilight mentions it.
Why do they always feel the need to tackle the most insane episode concepts, but they're so lazy and incompetent that they can't execute 1 idea properly?
Pony Language
Do ponies speak our language or is it just translated for our convenience? Do they speak some weird horse language? If we went to Equestria and started saying things would they understand us?
Also are there any fanfics that explore this premise?
>DURR LOOK AT ME I'M ANON
>I WALK ON TWO LEGS AND USE THE OTHER TWO FOR PICKING MY NOSE
>GIVE ME SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY TALKING, HAIRLESS MONKEY IN EQUESTRIA
>I HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT UNDERAGE FOALS
>I THINK JERKING OFF IN SOMEPONY ELSE'S SOUP IS FLIRTING
>I ALSO THINK THAT GETTING THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF ME IS FLIRTING BACK
>I SURE DO LOVE HAVING HORSECOCK IN EVERY ORFICE OF MY BODY
>You are Sir Anonymous, Honorary Prince to the Celestial Throne and Vanguard of the Princess' Honour.
>That looks good, right?
>It should make for a grand signature, at least.
>Wait, you used the word 'honour' twice.
>And you spelled it differently each time.
>…No, wait, you spelled 'honorary' correctly… right?
>You groan and set your head against your hands, dropping your inked quill.
>On the parchment before you, well over a dozen grandiose, over-long titles are scrawled in remarkable calligraphy, a dozen more crossed out.
>You've had plenty of time to practice such a pointless sport.
>You wonder if the Princesses write their own titles.
>Surely the highest royalty of all must have the most impressive of signatures.
Okay, pretend you know nothing about MLP. What the hell is this?
>/pone/ iz mind control
>Plez apply Tinfoil HaT
Plot
Human is for sexual
Some days ago someone posted a blog where it is being published a comic book a la "Anon in Equestria" but with a twist: the anon was summoned by a mystical stone to fulfill the desire of Ms. Pie to find the perfect love for your daughters.
What the fuck is the address of that blog? I'm in a mighty need!
Spitfire/wonderbolts thread
Any and all things Spitfire or the other wonderbolts should be posted here!
Never Finished Fics
Hey /pone/, know of any stories that never got finished or were abandoned?
Anyone else remember the fic
>The Cold, Empty bottle of Sarsaparilla
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/292/the-cold-empty-bottle-of-sarsaparilla
/pone/ promotion thread
/pone/ promotion thread. ITT we discuss ways in which we can promote /pone/ and the /pone/cast. I suggest halfchan and r/mlp
Look at this shit. Baconhead can't into math. This is what's wrong with public education. Next Twilight my ass.
I feed poni the carrot
Why are bronies hate steven universe fans?I Never got it,both fanbases and shows are very similar.
I dunno, Butt-head. Horse butts are pretty cool.
/PONE/ IS DYING sigh…..again
EVERYONE SHITPOST!
Cringy Crossovers
let's have a cringe thread and a crossover thread in one.
Post cringy crossover fan-art, I'm sure there is some pretty horrible stuff out there
1philly.oat
1philly.oat
1philly.oat
Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Hey guys, why do you watch a show for little girls? I don't understand the appeal,
I liked almost all of his episodes. I'm sad about this.
;_;7
Fluttershy Thread
Can I get some yellow horse appreciation here?
Why do Bronies & FNAF fans get along? Is it because they both hate Steven universe fans & anti-SJW in nature?
>"Lyra if your going to cheat on me with Anon at least tell me about it so we can have a threesome together"
Only 21 days till the show returns
You can put you r dick away now, Anon.
/pone/ help me spam /mlp/ with episode threads. All 100+ episodes swarming the board. Let's being show discussion back.
sage
sage
HOL UP
What's the rumor I've been hearing that StarSwirl the Bearded will appear in an episode with Discord and he will be voiced by Patrick Stewart?
Fresh Memes
Hello everybody! I have come with fresh OC memes! Feel free to download and share this new meme!
>Obsessed with humans
>Would fuck them if she could
>Colored green
please tell me one good reason why Lyra isn't Equestria's equivalent of anon
JUST
Never noticed this before.
It's all been a lie.
YourFriendTheTaxman
You need to see this guy.
>Believes he can open portal to equestria
>Believes he can talk to ponies
>robo-trips/drinks to maintain sanity
Channel
FiM fiction/reading/reviewing/writing thread
These threads used to be a fun stomping ground around these parts. Let's have another one.
Let's have one big easy to view thread for all things fim-fiction
Do these things:
>review fics here after you read them
>talk about fics after you read them; get what you want to say out of your mind
>share your ideas for fics
>share your methods for reading/writing fics
>discuss where you go to find or publish fics
Don't do these things:
>post horsefiction-related stuff in other threads
Annual == EVERYBODY PANIC /PONE/ IS FALLING! == again thread
EVERYONE SHITPOST!!!
MLP Clothes
Look what the mailpony just brought in
How do you think your favorite pone would react to catching you in the act of hanging yourself?
I don't think mine would give a shit and I wouldn't have it any other way.
>new Skill:Draw animation
>the MLH animator(s)
>music video
Of ALL THE FUCKING ARTISTS they could have picked from… of all the fucking SONGS… WHY THIS ONE?
I just can't…
I think I may actually be triggered about this one.
Hi guys this is my meme, she is epic.
Alright /pone/. I need some WEIRD shit to freak out my callers on Skype.
Music Writin' Thread
So we've been talking about it way too long on the podcast and nobody's yet made a thread so that's what I'm going to do now.
Let's write some songs, /pone/!
The object of the game is simple:
Take a popular song.
Replace all the lyrics with something pony related.
Get us the instrumentals of that song.
Sing as much of it as you care to.
Upload with vocaroo or mixcloud or whatever the fuck you think is best.
Cross your fingers and hope some anon compiles that shit into a slightly more polished piece of shit.
Damn….
Gay horses please. <3
The Yellow Yelper
In the yellow yielding yelps of a yam, the yellow yelpers live their yellow lives for their yellow yorkers. One day the yellow yelpers singled out a yellow yelper who was known for yapness in his yellow tummy. The other yellow yelpers gave him a yellow yelm and yelped and yelled until he yen for more yelm. He then yelled for a yajna and some yoga. Yellow yelpers need their yellow yoga for yardage of yenta with yellow yales.
Found this from Red's room. Repeating numbers decide what do.
An Open Letter to Purple Tinker
Purple Tweaker is just another left-wing lunatic tranny granny who's just glamorizing body shame and genital mutilation. The problem I have with transexuals is that they normalize and glamorize their behavior, trying to force their beliefs down the rest of the populace's throat.
Look, if you choose to be a transexual, that's your goddamn problem. But don't act like your lifestyle is the greatest thing since sliced bread and demand that others do it.
They feel ashamed of their own bodies and think becoming another gender is a great idea. No. It doesn't always work like that. Those who wish to go through the transition need to be reminded of bodily acceptance; accepting yourself AS YOU ARE. You are fine JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. You have to deal with the hand you are dealt.
Besides, would you really be happy if you switched genders? Later down the line, they either wind up switching back to their original gender, or commit suicide, because they're still not happy with themselves. Even more so, the transition is not perfect. Unless someone discovers a real life version of ADAM and literally rewrite your genetic code, there is no way you can truly become a woman. And even if that were to happen, the body would go through so much shock from splicing.
Also, what's the deal with transexuals who get lazy and let themselves go? They never look passable. People like Purple Tinker and Brianna Wu, they look like old women. At least drag queens go out of their way to fit the womanly standard of beauty. Don't like what I'm saying about it? Too fucking bad. With most people, the fact of the matter is that looks matter. Stop lowering your goddamn standards.
Also, if you're in your 50's or 60's, stop transitioning at your age. It's just midlife crisis attention whoring. No one wants to see your wrinkled middle-aged face. I could understand if you were in your 20s or30s but to take THIS long to figure your shit out? No. Either throw yourself in traffic, or overdose. PLEASE. No one wants to hear this bullshit anymore.
Cringe Thread
Reposted from /n/: http://8ch.net/n/res/334544.html
Syrian refugees welcomed by furry friends at Canadian convention
>Syrian refugees that arrived to Canada by plane were housed in the same hotel as an annual 'furry convention'
>VancouFur has been held in Vancouver for the last five years, but this time was different because it was organized in the same hotel chosen as temporary accommodation for Syrian refugees.
>Canada has made a big effort to give refugees a warm welcome: the Canadian prime minister, Justin Trudeau, personally greeted the flight at the Vancouver airport and several videos of Canadians welcoming refugees went viral, including the one with kids saying “see you in school.”
You need some feels?
Here some fresh feels, a thread from half that 404'd about your greatest fears about actually making it to Equestria.
Here's some highlights:
"Pinkie pie sings her smile song. It's as heavenly as you remember it. She's approaching everyone and just singing to them. Then she makes eye contact with you and her tone drops and she becomes somewhat nervous. "E-Excuse me."she says in a timid tone as she skitters around you, then when she feels a safe distance away, she goes back to her normal singing and greeting everyone"
"Ponies obviously don't want anything to do with you, your only escape from being alone now is in your dreams where you can at least pretend they like you, maybe even love you.
Except Luna keeps breaking up the dreams because she doesn't want you getting them mixed up with reality and trying to force something on them. Plus she thinks them being with you is degenerate"
This one might get the horsefuckers real good: "Estrus turns out to be exactly like every fanfiction describes it.
But they don't want anything to do with you. They lust over any stallion, hell, any sapient male they can find. Except you. Oh they talk to you. A lot. Because they hope you know where the rest of the males are hiding. Any males. Any males at all. But you don't. Or you don't tell them because you promised the guys you wouldn't. Because they can't handle all that sex. All day and night. Any and every mare.
The mares start to resent you for it. Honestly why did you have to be such a jerk to them? Why couldn't you give them what they wanted? Information or even a hint to any available male"
For the ones who would die for their waifus: ">Be an average pony.
>Your world sucks.
>You wish you could escape into that magical world of Earth.
>It's your favorite show, and you really want to meet your husbando.
>Finally get depressed enough to end it.
>You have to see him.
>You have to get there.
>Be an average man.
>Your world sucks.
>You wish you could escape into that magical world of Equestria.
>It's your favorite show, and you really want to meet your waifu.
>Finally get depressed enough to end it.
>You have to see her.
>You have to get there.
>Be an average pony.
>Your world sucks.
>You wish you could escape into that magical world of Earth.
>It's your favorite show, and you really want to meet your husbando.
>Finally get depressed enough to end it.
>You have to see him.
>You have to get there.
There's much more, go cry for yourself.
Hard mode:ctrl-F General Supplies and try not to cry. I hadn't cried in over ten years and finally his greens broke me after limping my way through that massive bog of feels.
AIE Celestia Romance CYOA
I'm tired as fuck and haven't done this in a few years but whatever.
>be Anon
>arrived in Equestria a month ago
>you went to sleep in your bed, but when you woke up, you were on a cold floor surrounded by confused horse guards
>after the initial shock and confusion dissipated, and you were deemed not a potential hazard by the guard, you were arranged with a place to sleep in the castle
>It's not much, but it's better than your old apartment and in a fucking castle
>no complaints there
>in her free time, Princess Celestia has been teaching you the geography, history, and culture of Equestria
>she seems pretty well versed in most of it considering her age
>but, despite her <1000 year age, she still holds a staggering beauty, a symbol of light and goodness in Equestria
>she still humble, tho
>you're currently sitting with her, breaking from the lesson on Central Equestrian history to enjoy some tea and sandwiches
>"So Anon, how has the adjustment to living in Equestria been so far?"
"I mean, I haven't been here long, but nopony has tried to lynch me yet, so that's good. The biggest problem so far has been adjusting to using different pronouns for everything and accepting that furniture is not designed for me."
>the furniture part was the biggest. Thankfully, Celestia was about as big as you so a lot of the castle's chairs and cushions fit you too.
>"How has adjusting emotionally been? Don't you get homesick, knowing you probably won't go back to where you're from?
I can't think of more dialogue, so choose it for me.
>there wasn't anything for me there
>I will always miss it, but I've accepted it
>a piece of myself was lost when I left
Alternatively, dubs or higher gets to choose whatever Anon says. Clop is an option in that case. Seconding a post counts, but self-rerolling doesn't because I said so.
Season 6 Bingo card
Let's be proactive and make up our own bingo card for this season, instead of waiting for cuckchan to do it. Any ideas are welcome.
Cute ponies thread
Post qt ponies, cause they are cute.
Considering Hasbro seems to honestly believe every other backwards stereotype about little girls, it's little surprising the only prince is an insignificant asshole.
>yes I know they made Blueblood a prince based on a stereotype
Season 6 Premiere Synopsis
So the synopsis of the season 6 premiere is out and it looks like Starlight Glimmer is playing a main role.
Can we all start panicking now? Or is there still hope left?
MLP should become an anime.
I haven't checked back here since season 5 ended- has there been any worthwhile happenings? Has season 6 even started?
Princess Celestia shows up at your house one day and informs you that, due to a recent dragon attack, Ponyville has been destroyed. While the town is being rebuilt, she has decided the Mane 6 will live with you. There's only two rules you have to follow:
1. You cannot hurt the poni
2. You cannot sex the poni
If you break the rules you will be banished to Tartarus. How do things go with your new housemates?
Who are the better villians?
The ancient evils and strange creatures, or the normal ponies with a dark agenda?
Not just opener/finale villains, but the other villains like Trixie or the hydra, too.
/pone/ candidate for POTUS
So it turns out that ==BASED== Ted Cruz is one of us. Who else is ready to cruz towards greatness?
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/07/ted-cruz-has-a-favorite-my-little-pony-character/
Hey /pone/, how reliable is this test?
No comment
Maybe we should just dump the 20 dollars into a 4chan ad if we want more users.
What should I do with these Flash assets m8s? They fucking suck.
And why would I suck your dick?
I am not stinky
This is the official /pone/ Shrek thread! If there is another thread, redirect them here.
Everyogre is equal, everyogre loved, you don't have to be a namefag to be a Ogre, it's just for fun!
Love, tolerance, friendship, and kindness are the most important things a Ogre can have, let's spread some joy and post some Shrek!
>You had dreamt of this moment ever since the war started
>But you realize, barely a week since your arrival on the Western Front, that enlisting was a mistake
>It is now January 3, 1916
>You have been in the muddy trenches for a little more than a year, since the summer of 1915, when you turned eighteen
>"Alright men, the artillery has ceased! We're goin' up!"
>You get ready for another charge
>Something tells you that you're not going to make it this time
>"Ready?!"
>You always liked your comrades
>Your commander blew the whistle
>The moment you and your comrades go over the trench, a hail of bullets are coming your way
>You make it to an empty trench halfway to the enemy's
>You look around to see you're the only one left
>Suddenly, you hear a boom, and a whistle, and then-…..
Anyone else still miss The Princess Molestia & Gamer Luna comics? The fandom feels more empty without them. Hell I swear the Brony fandom was one first anti-SJW at one time cause SJWs fucking with Derpy and molestgate. Maybe it still is.
Horn Vore
So here's a new fetish I found.
>"Life just isn't the same without anal sex every night"
You pones have…such a difficult job. I'm guessing that at times it can be rather…
>You are anon
>You are walking through the desolate city that was once your home
>Timeflies.jpg
>It has been 5,000 years since the bombs dropped
>And you haven't aged a day
>You still had to eat and drink, but not as often as you had to
>You are armed with boots, work jeans, a white undershirt, and a light jacket
>You have a makeshift rifle made from pipes, wood, and scrap
>You even craft your own bullets
>The city has almost completely been degraded
>A few standing foundations
>Piles of rust and aged rubber where cars once sat
>You could barely tell it was a city anymore
>You have been alone for these 5000 years
>But 2000 years ago, something odd occurred
>The moon and the sun began to take sudden shifts in the sky instead of gradually moving
>The environment was getting better
>Greener grass, trees, and wildlife
>More food
>You hear a twig snap
>It is then you hear the clopping of hooves against the aged asphalt
>You duck behind an aged foundation
>The clopping stops and you hear a female's voice
>"Guards, search the area for anything noteworthy. Celestia said there was a great library here…"
One of the characters in the big bang theory should be a brony.
Claire Underwood reminds me of Princess Celestia.
An evil version of Princess Celestia.
Brotherhooves Social Drama
So what happened with the Brotherhooves Social episode? Haven't seen it yet, but I'm a sucker for twitter drama and the like. What was the scoop?
Alicorn Baby Season 6
Don't forget to buy our new Hasbro™
Alicorn toys.
Just trying to say thanks.
I know I shouldn't make a blog post, but I just wanted you guys to know you guys keep me entertained, even when I go into my repetitive depression episodes. I love you faggots and you guys are a light in a dark, shit-filled world. I like to think there are other Anons who feel the same way. Have some pony pics.
I want Princess Celestia to pee in my mouth.
Cadence Appreciation
Can we all stop and appreciate that Cadence passed that horn through her body? Ow!
Nostalgia thread.
Nostalgia thread. Remember when MLP was so big it messed with normies? Post things from that time.
Equestria Girls 4 movie fampais
The fourth equestria kek buy our dolls kino is coming out this year. How does that make you feel? I still haven't seen the 3rd one.
I'd like to before the next podcast so I can complain about how much it sucks to the only people who would possibly care on this planet. fml
I think the mane thing that changed when she became an alicorn was not her personality but her sexual attractiveness. No longer can i look at her new winged body without feeling ashamed for having ever clopped to her. I can't explain it, just that beautiful unicorn mare i once knew and loved now repulses me.
What does /pone/ think of Aphex Twin?
Standing At The Edge
Ponies and Drugs
What drugs are best for watching MLP?
What have you tried so far and what was/wasn't great fun?
Did ponies invade your trip even when you weren't watching the show at that moment?
Also MLP and drugs fanart thread.
Pone Confessions
Horse ponies freak me out, but pony horses are just funny
One of these threads
IWTCIRD
"Pony", "princess", "alicorn", and "human". Are there any other words they stupidfied?
Tell me about Twilight
Why is she stinky?
>Anin fuck my pisser, cum ion are you scared?
Because there's some fag who keeps fucking asking for it, and because I aint got nothing better to do… Welcome to the fucking /pone/ MUSEUM.
As a newfag curator I may have one or two details wrong, but bear with me. Surely some of the most important of /pone/ history will be here somewhat correctly represented. So if all'yall queue up in a fucking line, we can get this show on the road. We'll do one exhibit at the time becasue i forgot you can do like 5 pictures in one post. Admission here. We accept horsedong and /pone/marks.
The Song of the Mandrake Queen (Attempt #2)
Hey folks, sorry for letting the last thread die. I've got new content, so I'll post up the old stuff and continue like I'm not an awful, lazy faggot.
The simple folk of Ponyville
From whence this story hails
Derive a certain perverse thrill
From dark and spooky tales
In quiet whispers, some may tell
Of evil they have seen:
A vision from the pits of Hell,
The dreaded Mandrake Queen
A banshee made of twisted wood,
Her eyes are jet black holes
She stalks the righteous, hunts the good,
And gobbles up their foals
And ponies claim that late at night
Whilst in a pleasant dream
They have been woken in a fright
By her shrill, distant scream
Invariably the next day
When folks have heard that sound
A foal, they’ll say, has run away;
But they are never found
But she was not always that way,
That dreaded, monstrous mare;
Pure evil walks by light of day
And takes one unaware
So gather friends, for now’s the time
As nights grow cold and long,
To hear this cautionary rhyme:
The Mandrake Queen’s sad song.
Seems Nintendo/Game Freak is giving us Pone: The Vidya Gaem now
Welp, can't say I saw this shit coming at all, but on the other hand, perhaps it was inevitable after Game Freak pretty much weaponized autism with pokemon already.
Seems this gaem's all about raising horses/pones to git gud at racing, all whilst playing solitaire and watching your pone become the best, until it eventually ends up becoming a shit and you have to retire it.
Then, once you have two retired pones, you can have them date and even breed with each other for new babby pones to raise and train. And they'll have tons of customization with how your pones look too.
To tl;dr this, if you ever wanted a pone game that legit lets poni be able to poni poni, then this is the gaem for you m8s. Also, Mama Bird is best pone.
Hi anons. I hate to do this but I'm currently low on food and in need of shekels. I know a few of you guys enjoyed horse-kun and that one inferial pic. So I'm hoping that maybe one of you will be kind enough to allow me to whore out.
I'll draw whatever you guys want in exchange for a few dollars, I don't need too much. Paypal is horsekun@mail.com
Season 6 fampais
Can you contain yourself till May. Personally getting drunk. Voddy does nothing for me but that's what I got I need to get either mixer or more booze soon. I digress. S6 waiting thread, what will you do to survive till May?
What different backstory would you give each of them, /pone/?
Gay horse thrad
Gay horse thread
>mfw gay horse collection is kill
Pls help rebuild.
Hopefully, I'll stop paying attention by the time Alicorn Pony Baby Jesus happens
I've stop paying attention before
Come on you pansy, show me what ya got.
Ponies deserve to be hit.
Panties Thread
I'm back from a 2 week vacation and i love Ponies and Panties
So post Panties, Swimwear, etc as long as it covers their genitals Or not
Starlight Glimmer Searches for Love
As I'm sure you all know, a new dating website called http://berniesingles.com/ has been created to help fans of the most progressive candidate find love.
Starlight Glimmer is the most progressive of pones, and she seems pretty lonely, so I have taken the liberty of making her a profile.
Will Starlight Glimmer be able to find love among the Bernie people? You can't have a nightmare if you never dream, but neither can you find your special somepony!
with the vanishings of contributors' youtube channels, tumblrs, deviantart pages/galleries,
do you see any problem with saving with them with archive.is? they probably wouldn't appreciate it… but internet.
i can't save them all, tbh i'll save the ones i think are worth saving and the ones who seem to have a foot out the door, so i'm hoping you guys archive some pages here and there too.
ITT: most pathetic ponies
Pic related the only reason we care about her is because shes Lyra's bitch
It might be too little too late to exclusively pander to neckbeards, Hasbro
Guys I've finally done it!
I've been clopping to ponies since season one like a true fan, but I've never found them attractive.
Until now……
Just staring at her gave me a hardie, her mane, her body, her eyes were all perfect
I fapped to her with the passion of someone who finally knew what beauty was and when i finished i cummed a massive load that anyone would be proud of.
I am a real true fan now
Thank you, Princess Flurry Heart
JUST
Flurry's babysitter
You are Flurry's baby sitter, make a greentext story.
So… someone dropped this up in the report queue on a pedo thread, and I felt like dignifying it with a response. Sorry to whoever was at the end of the catalog when I created this thread
To this Anon (whoever you are):
Yes, I can probably write an auto-ban script for the CP spammer. The 8chan API, even for mod.php, is relatively simple, and I don't need a captcha to verify a ban. The problem lies in selecting features for determining whether or not a thread is from the spammer. Even if the headers are often the same, there is no reason one could not modify their script to make it look more like a valid pony thread, at least from the subject or comment fields, while containing the same images and links. I could implement a simple naive bayes classifier in the script to train it to look for CP threads, but ultimately, I don't want the chance of a single legitimate thread being banned. Thus, the best use of the script would be to auto-report CP threads. But since you guys seem to catch them fairly quickly, is there any use to this? I think not.
wew
I just got banned on halfchan for a month for posting horse porn, on /trash/ of all boards.
On a scale from coma to decomposed, how dead is this place?
[Sexual jihad Intensifies]
>come on anon if you keep going like that we gonna miss the boats
>this is the biggest refugee crisis since the great dragon war and this is our duty to help these poor donkeys and zebras in their time of need,now step it up Anonymous we have a long day of work ahead of us
Have these shown up on MLP?
Dirty Pony Secrets
>mfw I actually liked season 5 episode 9
I was so close to turning it off right when they introduced the Dr. Who parody character at the beginning but I was grinning ear-to-ear by the end of it. Through sheer brute force I ended up finding the relentless, over the top fan pandering endearing somehow when all was said and done.
What's your dirty pony secret, /pone/?
>Buying Pokemon Moon over Pokemon Sunbutt
PET ME ANON
Did someone in here use Adventure Game Studio?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ml_DR76Cl4&list=PLaW5U2uaYUslAOMPgMqFhdAv76rynAVC5
Good night /pone/.