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Season 9, Episode 12 Sticky

The Last Crusade

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Summary:

"Unexpected visitors to Ponyville threaten to break up the Cutie Mark Crusaders forever." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

Oh look, it's that totally-not-a-calculated-PR-ploy-to-air-lesbian-horses-during-pride-month episode.

Anyway, the synopsis is bare-bones, at least half of you have already watched the leak and from what I've heard, the only remarkable thing about this episode is "omg gays". So, yeah.

Enjoy!

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This is a Nightmare Moon

Say something nice about her.

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Wow! Nyx!

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The /pone/cast

Last thread is past bump limit.

Do you like poners? Do you like ponecasts? Do you like no amounts of fun and weaponized autism?It's actually super duper fun!

Then consider tuning into the /pone/cast, broadcasting every [time period] across the web as we verbally shitpost and discuss every shitty, one-sentence, thinly veiled fetish request thread that you dump on our porch.

Anyone and everyone is free to join our melting pot of internet aficionados. You can find our personal server at:

https://discord.gg/xjSf9hy

We also have a Youtube channel!

https://www.youtube.com/user/BigMacintosh7

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WEBM thread

Old one is in the catalog but is autosaging. We have a music & music video thread, but if it's a visual gag about stupid show ponies using TF2 or you want to share your archive of DWK or Silverquill, use this thread.

Nostalgia is good too. What's the oldest .webm in your pony folder?

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Political Autism Thread 9

EYE OF THE STORM EDITION

Thread 1: archive.fo/5AUX8

Thread 2: archive.fo/Cf1da

Thread 3: archive.fo/7cPkM

Thread 4: archive.fo/T3MAO

Thread 5: archive.fo/VDpD9

Thread 6: archive.fo/jRXcW

Thread 7: archive.fo/FeHGL

Thread 8: archive.fo/pgFGm

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Great, now I'm gay.

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Music Thread: Electric Scootaloo

The last one was lost and with the Webm thread there is half the demand covered, but why the fuck no

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2019 Summer Infinity Cup

GREETINGS /pone/

The Infinity Cup is returning once again, and 8chan's boards will be fighting it out on the pitch to claim divegrass supremacy. As a board that has participated in the Cup at one point or another in its history, you are invited to the reveal stream for 2019 Summer edition of the Cup. On Saturday June 22nd, at 3 PM EDT/7 PM UTC, on cytu.be/r/8cup I'll be giving you guys an early look at the Cup's 5th edition, which will include revamped aesthetics, team stadiums and other quality of life improvements I've figured out how to do in PES 17. Hopefully this will get anons back on board with the Cup, considering it has struggled mightily since its 2nd incarnation.

So how is it going to go down? I'll be staging a couple of exhibition matches between teams using their rosters from the last Cup, and we'll shitpost our merry way through the stream. Once the stream ends, entries will be open for the Cup, and boards can start putting together/editing their rosters and kits. Entries will close in early July, the field will be determined, and the Group Draw will take place approximately a week before the Cup kicks off in August. I'm also hoping to possibly introduce managers for the Cup, although I'm still working out the details to keep this from devolving into a namefag dick measuring contest. I hope you all will tune in, and in case you aren't caught up on your board's history, I've provided some links below to get you caught up:

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//pone/

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//pone//Roster

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//pone//Stats

>>>/8cup/3041

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For the final time

I want Princess Celestia to pee in my mouth.

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What fanfiction are you currently readan you autistic fuck?

Any recommendations?

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Scootaloo's lesbian aunts...

…are now canon in the show. They first appeared in the books and were subtly implied to be gay. Then, one of the show's fagloving writers confirmed that, yes, they were gay. And now, they finally appeared in the show as Scootaloo's caretakers.

Like the legend of korra's lesbian ending. Like adventure time's alluding to how marceline and bubblegum were a gay couple once. Like steven universe's gay fusion character. Like how star vs the forces of evil turned that skater chick into a lesbo with a black frenchie. Like all of those examples, this mlp episode (season 9, episode 12's The Last Crusade) is just another sly nod to include gay shit into kid's shows.

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Even a baby can conceptualize a better episode… and your cliches are nothing compared to Hasbro's and IDW's.

The Mane6 receive rainbow bracelets which lets them know where there's a magical problem. The ponies enter a green valley with golden bridges and small pink castles and estates. It's far prettier version of Ponyville with Canterlot and G3 elements.

The ponies in this town either have their cutie marks hidden or have multiple cutie marks on them, some of the cutie marks are bigger and more exquisite looking like G3's. The ponies are highly talented, exceeding at natural magic beyond their imagination.

They talk to Starlight in charge who says they've lived there for thousands of years in Dream Valley, but all their powers fade away the moment they exit the area.

The Mane6 think of reporting back to Celestia their findings, but can't recollect anything specific the moment they exit the town. Merely the location of it, which later also gets foggy and only their magic bracelets guide them.

The mane6 enjoy their time in dream valley and slowly but surely get charmed by the townspeople and , who have a soothing spirit-like charm.

They appear to get charmed and they live there for a couple of days till slowly they drift out of the spell, but subtly poke around and find a cave full of magical weapons, artefacts and a room full of floating orbs which viewed through a crystal lens shows every cutie mark.

Twilight disguises herself as a mirror and mind welds Starlight into revealing the truth that she was gathering power to take over the land. Starlight breaks the mirror and fights with all of the Mane6 at once. She reveals her true form as a large spectral horse of sorts. She is defeated, but not before trying to bury the entire valley on top of them. The townsponies disappear and so do the artefacts and magic.

The mane6 come out alive as the valley vanishes under their eyes.

Any ending could work. Any conclusion. Anything is superior to Hasbro's.

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Remember when fan videos where a thing and there was a sense of community on streaming sites like when new episodes came out and the like. Join us on BerryTube where we can keep the community flame alive!

https://berrytube.tv/

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AHEM : FUCK HASBRO AND FUCK nuMOONDANCER

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32511956/#32512239

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Depression General Doubles as the Drinking thread

Alright you depressed faggots discuss being depressed faggots here.

>Spend 36 hours in bed

>Eat nothing

>Wake-up

>Order pizza

>Buy a little alcohol

>Doesn't take much to feel it after barely eating for a while

>Get nice buzz

>Sit around looking at ponies and listening to ponyfag music

>Go out at night wandering around half hoping to be killed by a zigger for serveral hours at a time

That was in the past, now I just shitpost.

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Melvin Is Magic

You know the first thing that comes to my mind while watching Melvin Is Magic?

Oh my fucking God he's so cute I wanna ship him with every member of the Mane6. Jesus Christ I wish I was that cute as a human, I wish I had dates while I was 5-9 years old. Sweet merciful Jesus why can't we have cute males banging mentally stable charming females, I want my wish fulfillment.

Ahem. To review the series… the series is like any typical lol-so-randumb webseries and gives about as much entertainment as watching Red Vs Blue and Charlie The Unicorn.

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404 No porn here...

Guys, my dick is hard. Let's make a temporary fap thread while all the good threads are down.

Let's give it all we got.

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Season 9, Episode 11 Sticky

Student Counsel

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Summary:

"Starlight Glimmer relishes her role as school counselor and encourages the students to come to her anytime about anything, but when always being available becomes too much, she learns it doesn't have to be all or nothing." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

Legit, I got nothing. Can we Old Yeller the show already? It's like having a loved one with dementia, the body's still there but the soul is gone.

Enjoy!

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Writefag Thread GO GO GO

The key to preserving an internet community is the production of content. Since most of you niggers aren't skilled enough to draw, that leaves writing. Have an idea for a pony story that you've been putting off? Don't put it off any longer, post it in this thread! Don't have an idea for a pony story? See pic related, roll, and then write!

It doesn't have to be Anon in Equestria, it doesn't have to be greentext, and if you take a roll you don't have to strictly stick to it. You only have to write. So write.

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Season 9, Episode 10 Sticky

Going to Seed

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Summary:

"Applejack's plans for an orderly harvest go awry when Apple Bloom becomes obsessed with catching a magical creature she thinks can help them." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

Well I hope that the episode is a lot more interesting than that incredibly bare synopsis. I don't have much hope, though.

Enjoy!

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What Happened?

What happened to all the art threads, the draw and write threads, and game threads? Back in the day, there were tons. Now, there's none. Is it because /pone/ declined in usership? Is it because those that use /pone/ are troglodytes, content to turn every board they inhabit into shitflingling hellholes? Is it because the show kind of sucks now? Did they go back to /mlp/? Is it a mix of the four?

Vid unrelated, just something weird I found.

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Derpy Hooves

appreciation thread

say something nice about her 6_9

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It's been so long that I forgot his name.

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DRAW THREAD AS OF 7/10/2018

As per the wish of the last thread >>>291303 we shall continue stay creative and pursue our artistic ventures, together.

This might be my last draw thread. Let's make it a good one.

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Season 9, Episode 4 Sticky

Twilight's Seven

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Dailymotion link: Wait for the episode first!

Summary:

"Twilight and Shining Armor pit their wits against each other to settle a long-standing sibling rivalry, but they soon discover they are not the only competitors." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://www.livestream.com/otakuascendedlive

- http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

Well here we are, episode 200. Incredible to think that our small horse show has had this longevity. Legit, there are very few animated shows that ever make it this far.

So this episode is meant to be a love letter to the Mane 6 VAs, allowing them to have their characters do what they always wanted to see them do but hadn't up until this point had the chance. The VAs have a "story by" credit with Haber & Dubuc doing the actual writing duties.

Episode 100 vs. 200. Fan Pandering better or worse than VA pandering?

Enjoy!

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Season 9, Episode 9 Sticky

Sweet and Smoky

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Summary:

"Smolder returns to the Dragonlands with Spike and Fluttershy to help cheer up her sensitive brother, but when they arrive, they are surprised to discover another problem – the dragon eggs aren't hatching." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

Smolder, Spike and, in order to maintain a token level of pony, Flutterbutt travel to the Dragonlands to fix the problem of soyboys and low birthrates. What this entails is yet to be seen unless you speak spaghetti and meatballs, although going by the screenshot I'm hoping it involves the little trap in the middle getting railed by five dragons at once.

Enjoy!

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Is this a happy place unlike 4chan?

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Keeping up with the side canon

I watched all the episodes of the 8 seasons + all the EqG movies. I use to be such a big brony, I even kept up with the comic books and read 2 of the novels [like how Cadance became an alicorn]. I also watch the mini animated shorts available.

However, I stopped reading the comic books on that issue where Twilight and Trixie look for some lost diamond or whatever. I also haven't watched a single episode of this new Equestria Girls mini series spinoff. And I have read zero MLP novels since the second one.

And man, was I a fucking huge MLP nerd back then. I use to keep up with all the side canon like the comic books and animated shorts. I still have one of the 200 copies of that Comic Con exclusive issue [pic related], which was the only issue that contained Sunset's Shimmer origin story at the time. The regular issues of MLP Issue #9 didn't include this Comic Con exclusive story, and I was one of the very first people to read it.

And the cover is very glittery irl and the pages are very glossy.

Basically, how about you guys? Have you been keeping up diligently with all the side canon (comic books, animated shorts and spinoffs, maybe the books, etc)? I wanna catch up again on the comic books and EqG mini series to see what I've been missing out on. I'll skip the novels though.

Are the comic books and EqG min series worth my time?

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I knew it! Hasdrones have taken over /mlp/.

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I want to be Cozy Glow's sex slave and be forced to sexually service her

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Season 9, Episode 7 - Frenemies (Pasta Version)

First leaked episode of the season afaik.

Frenemies aired on italian TV yesterday, sadly I haven't been able to find any subs that aren't in pasta.

Link shamelessly cucked of cuckchan

https://wetransfer.com/downloads/822a78c8928bb61ed9d09e06f08db9fb20190515153129/11a33b

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Season 9, Episode 8 Sticky

Frenemies

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Summary:

"Grogar sends his legion of doom on a mission to become allies. Unfortunately, his plan works too well and they almost become friends." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

You know, I miss the days when bad guys (in any media) were actually competent and presented a serious threat to the good guys. I miss the days when you could scare the shit out of kids instead of making your villains relateable. If little Timmy didn't have PTSD and jump at shadows before reaching kindergarten, you were doing something wrong.

Eh, whatever. This ship is sinking soon.

Fuck Italy.

Enjoy!

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-Dawn of the Final Season and Nostalgia General-

I just heard the big news, boys

8 years, fellas

8 goddamn years

Where has the time gone?

Tell me about your life when you first got on the ride and what got you on it; tell me where you're at now and where you're headed. I want to hear it, I want to hear about how we're all gonna make it, fam because that's what I believe. I believe in you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6beNl1qCI0

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promise me that when the ride is over you won't abandon me too /pone/

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somedays i think that if i look at a pony, i will die

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So what ever happened to Misterdavey? If you dont remember he's the guy that made that Cupcakes animation based on the edgefic. The last thing he made was a commission for some odd animation with Robotnik and some anime chick.

Also he was going to make a Rainbow Factory adaption but then vanished.

I'll link his tumblr below for the curious bunch.

https://misterdavey.tumblr.com/

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EMERGENCY /pone/ NEWS

WE MADE IT OVER 100 UIDS!!! /pone/ not confirmed for dying! Though it would be helpful if the lurkers posted more

In celebration of our return, commence the celebratory ritual of vocational mating……………..

EVERYBODY SHITPOST!

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https://youtu.be/tSKU8bp4ac0

The French are stuck in 2012

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Fallout Equestria

For the uninitiated https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestria

Do you like it? Do you not like it? Opinions on it? Favorite side fic?

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>Go to a half popular place like Reddit or /mlp/

Hey guys wanna have show discussion?

>The chinese pseuds and sleep-deprived canadians and californians start pouring in

On second thought…

I'll just wait for the American time zone.

As a sanefag I can't stand that autistic lawyer-politician lingo with the intelligence of a 5th-8th grader and the taste of a 5-10 year old.

Especially the way they argument, I wonder what kind of grades and comments the teachers gave them. I see why they don't have any friends.

And the crappy use of vocabulary is just the flavoring, the shit cake at the bottom is that their arguments always miss the point and derail into politics, religion, reality, philosophy, miscommunication, ESPECIALLY MISCOMMUNICATION "I didn't imply X, I meant Y and Z, when were suppose to talk about A B C D" the exact opposite of discussing writing and animation.

I mean you want to have a discussion, but you're too autistic to socialize and you barely passed your language and argumentation skills exams.

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Describing season 1

Hanging out with hasdrones and actively quitting cartoons and language classes has greatly impaired my ability to draw a correct conclusion.

I can't even point out to any cartoons which have similar dialogue and personalities to Season 1. I can't even describe the dialogue and personalities very well.

I can with ease point out S2-S9 to Star Vs, Adventure Time, nuPPG, Steven Universe because those shit seasons were forged in the same culture those other 4 cartoons were, but trying to accurately describe season 1 simply eludes me.

You know what I was ready to describe it like? Charlie Brown + Cats Don't Dance meets Arthur and Doug inside the Smurfs world. The first one is absolutely incorrect, the other ones I'm sure I'm wrong but I don't know how yet.

Charlie Brown has an incredibly dry writing style very similar to The Critic, Dilbert, Garfield, Simpsons, Futurama, Disenchantment. They're all crudely honest.

Season 1 has a smooth charming personality which I'm having problems with pin-pointing exactly onto other cartoons. Looney Tunes? All of Faust's characters are charming, but also massive assholes and dysfunctional freaks. I could not see Faust's characters being too elegant and sensitive. But again I could be wrong.

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LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK

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the racist dracophobe

Now that fluttershy is a teacher at twilight's "everycreature" school, how long will it take before students find out about her real views on those scalie niggers? Convincing her to visit the dragon lands is like trying to convince a kkk member to visit africa.

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Season 9, Episode 7 Sticky

She's All Yak

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Summary:

"When Sandbar asks Yona to a "pony dance," Yona becomes convinced she must ponify herself to be a good friend, so she goes to Rarity and her friends for a makeover in appearance and personality." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

>19 Episodes left

>It's a "just be yourself" episode

jfc

Enjoy!

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>I'm sorry Anon but pedofillya is absolutely NOT tolerated here in Equestria!

>I've already reported you to the princesses, your execution is tomorrow.

what do

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CBC News attacking FiM as sexist

Despite the showrunners bending over backwards to appease sjws, it seems like FiM was still too problematic for sjws. Apparently, because Twilight and her friends sometimes solve problems with magic, that's sexist because they're not solving problems with math and logic.

…disregarding the fact that they're ponies living in a fantasy magical world, where using magic to solve problems is a viable option.

Just another reminder that if you try to appeal to sjws, it'll never be good enough because of their neverending purity spiral.

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cute

Dropping all my cute pony pics

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Trixie

Trixie the original character and not those two fucking awful snowflake Twilight clones. Trixie, the pony we wanted to succeed but the writers have made into a fucking clown.

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Smoking

If Friendship is Magic was made during a time when smoking in a kids show was acceptable, which characters do you think would smoke?

Post smoking ponies by the way.

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The season 9 premiere basically confirmed that Sombra is best villain, prove me wrong.

>never went good

>never pussied out

>never compromised

>understood the value of being a scary motherfucker

>would have won if not for friendship is deux ex machina

Even Chrysalis is giving into the cancerous friendship ideology now. Sombra is the only villain who really remained a villain to the end.

Plus, his obvious autism makes him relatable for any good pro/pone/nt.

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Mother's Day

>mother's day

>no thread celebrating all these milfs

Let's fix that by posting best moms.

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Season 9, Episode 6 Sticky

Common Ground

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Summary:

"Rainbow Dash's old pal Quibble Pants needs his friend's help to bond with the daughter of his new special pony." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

So Patton Oswalt is back as Quibble Pants and also brings along his new wife (first one ded, lol) and her daughter…

To do an episode about Quibble Pants…

Trying to connect with the daughter…

Of his new marefriend…

WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET THESE IDEAS? I HAVEN'T A CLUE.

20 fucking episodes left and this is what they use to take up one of those spots.

Legit if it turns out Oswalt wrote this Imma be mad.

QuibbleDashfags BTFO

Enjoy!

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Yaks in MLP

>Season 9 Episode 7 preview

>"When Sandbar asks Yona to a pony dance, she goes to Rarity and her friends for a makeover in appearance and personality."

Who knew that Sandbar had a thing for yak girls? I guess he really likes them thicc and dumb, huh.

I never really liked the yaks myself. They're pretty much the de facto "retarded" race of mlp. Even the well-meaning ones like Yona come across as massively stupid in their speech, mannerisms, and traditions. But then again, I guess it makes sense. The Yak's homeland is called "Yakyakistan", and muslim nations irl usually have low IQ citizens. They probably also scream allahu yakbar before they smash things.

Anyways, what are your thoughts on the Yaks & Yakyakistan? I really don't get what Sandbar sees in Yona. If he wants to racemix, he could've been banging some fresh bugpussy if he weren't such as cuck.

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Sunset Shimmer

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how many people out there made animations for fighting is magic but only to just animate it and not implement it to the game?

how many loose animations like this one is available out there?

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Do y'all remember when boxxy went to babscon and had to sit next to geyine autists and was visibly uncomfortable?

Let's discuss how shit the convention scene is itt

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Season 9, Episode 5 Sticky

The Point of No Return

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Dailymotion link: Wait for the episode first!

Summary:

"Twilight realizes she never returned a book to the Canterlot Library, and besides incurring the disgrace of a super-overdue book and huge fees, she may have caused her favorite librarian to lose her job." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://www.livestream.com/otakuascendedlive

- http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

So at the end of Season 3 DHX/Hasbro/Whateverthefuck made Twilight a princess because they thought the show was ending for good. They then found themselves staring down the barrel of an indefinite number of seasons having blown their wad on their primary character's arc. Since then there has seemed to be a major struggle to figure out just where to place Twilight among the other characters, even creating a new character to stand in for her pre-apotheosis (yes, GlimmerFags, your waifu is nothing more than a narrative band-aid in order to try and maintain a fish-out-of-water audience proxy in the cast.)

So, with only 21 episodes left of this generation of MLP, do you think we'll have a satisfactory wrap-up of Twilight's story? Or is she irrevocably ruined thanks to what amounts to behind-the-scenes production issues?

Something to think about when this episode airs.

Enjoy!

Oh, one more thing. An anon mentioned in the last thread that some of the links in this template are now out of date. Let me know what still works/doesn't work and I'll make the necessary changes.

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Mane Six's Love Interests

Kinda sad that with the show about to end, the mane 6 are still single virgins after 9 whole seasons. I mean christ, even that autist Maud was able to hook up before they did.

Well regardless, who do you think these lucky ladies should end up with in the end?

1. Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich are an obvious match.

2. Rarity and Spike seem a possibility too.

3. Twilight showed interest in Flash Sentry for a while, but that was ultimately just a fling. She'll probably stay a virg forever, now that she's replacing Celestia as the new ruler.

4. Discord seems intent on cockblocking anyone trying to woo Fluttershy. So probably him and Flutters.

5. Rainbow would 69 and scissor Daring Do in a heartbeat. Although, RD also had good chemistry with Gilda or Quibble Pants.

6. I don't think Applejack had the hots for anyone. She also rejected that one fella, Trenderhoof, really quick. Perhaps it'll be Silver Shill she marries.

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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old mare sitting next to me

Makin' love to her tonic and gin

She says, "Miss, can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger mare's clothes"

La la la, di da da

La la, di da da da dum

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There's like a 10:1 ratio of females to males in Equestria, at least in the first few season which as we know, are the only canon ones. But we've also see in the show that mlp ponies are monogamous and only have a couple children on average, which means how do ponies keep their population up? The answer is simple: futa. Half the mares in Equestria are futa and that's why they are still called girls despite having dicks. But then the question remains, which of the mane 6 are futa? Rainbow Dash and Applejack for sure but who's the third one? Twilight? Pinkie Pie?

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WinterWarmUp Art Pack image dump

This is a free game/art pack available from here: https://winterwarmup.ponylogic.com/

Turns out the site directory is enabled (https://winterwarmup.ponylogic.com/res/packpics/) which makes all the images easy to crawl, I'll be posting all the notable ones in this thread.

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Where does /pone/ find it's pony porn and what are your fetishes?

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Bat Speak

So, I was gonna wait until this was more fully fleshed out, but I saw a bunch of free labor arrived from halfchan so I'm capitalizing on that. This is BatSpeak, also know as BatSpeech, Skri, Fresk, and sometimes Kserf. It's a conlang (constructed language) for bat ponies, similar to Vulcan from Star Trek and Elvish from Lord of the Rings. It's based on an old AB cypher that someone embedded into a now dead pony website, where you could type shit and have it encrypted into sequences of Ks and Es like "KeekeeekkEkekeKEKEekkeKekeek" and it would sound like bats chittering.

Well, that's dead and in its stead is a proper language with its own grammar and everything. You can use it to talk about horse pussy on /b/ and Fightan Herds on /v/ without getting banned. Also, remember, this language is incomplete. There are only seventy five words which will in no way cover everything you could possibly say. We have special words to help with that, but also feel free to contribute. This is basically open source- just remember the alphabet and the grammar in the dictionary, which I'm linking in the next post. Also most importantly have fun and kis kiskri

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Why don't you use mlpol?

The consensus at mlpol is that no pony fan is put off their site because of the real life politics there. Personally I find that preposterous, so what's the reason you aren't using it?

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Together they maintained balance for all the different kinds of ponies

>Celestia takes over both sun and moon and peace has been maintained in Equestria ever since

Well that's one hell of a contradiction.

Almost reminds me of those funny Merrie Melodies parodies where the narrator interacts with the scenery "And two horses mantained balance as ying and yang equivalents *NMM happens* I mean… only Yang maintained balanced across the realm"

>Season 9's finale happens

And then Yang retired and let somebody else handle the balance. Did anyone ever give a shit about this?

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Whatever happened to the ponecast?

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Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler

"My spirit will rise from the grave. One day people will see that I was right.'" - A man who did nothing wrong (except lose the war)

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i'm not sure wut to do

so anyone gonna post here?

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THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE GANGSTER POLICE STATE,

USING ALL OF THE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS. IN 2010 E.E.A. GANGSTER ROYAL GUARD POLICE BEAT ME BLOODILY, DRAGGED ME IN CHAINS from FRIENDSHIP EXPRESS STATION. SINCE THEN I HIDE in FORCED JOBLESS POVERTY, ISOLATED ALONE in this LOW DEADLY ZIGGERTOWN OLD HOUSE.

THE BRAZEN, DEADLY GANGSTER GUARDS AND ZIGGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH POISON MAGICAL GAS from TRAIN EXHAUSTS AND EVEN THE SUPER SPEEDY CIDER SQUEEZY 6000, DEADLY ASSAULTS. EVEN IN MY YARD, WITH KNIVES, EVEN BRICKS and STONES, EVEN DEADLY TOUCH MAGIC, or MAGIC SHOCK “FLASH LITE” EVEN REMOTE MAGICALLY CONTROLLED AROUND CORNERS TRAJECTION of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS, or EVEN BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS” TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A “SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, EVEN WITH TRAINED PARROTING PUPPET ASSASSINS, IN MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE, TRUTHFUL LETTERS.

UNTIL MY “UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, I, TWILIGHT SPARKLE, ELEMENT OF MAGIC, 29 MAPLE AVENUE, PONYVILLE, EQ. I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GODDESS EQUALISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION, LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE ROYAL GUARD AND JUDGES, the DEADLY SNEAK PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTERS USING ALL THE GANGSTER DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS.

THESE HANGMAN ROPE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTERS, THE JUDGES AND THE GUARD POLICE trick-trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and murder the ponies to keep them TERRORIZED IN GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVERY for the EQUALIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT and CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. THE SECRET WORK of ALL ROYAL GUARD POLICE in ORDER to MAINTAIN A EQUALIST CLOSED SOCIETY.

The same world-wide mad deadly EQUALIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GODDESS that CONTROLS YOU AS A TERRORIZED GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVE, PARROTING PUPPET.

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Anti 6?

How come only twilight, rainbow, and rarity got evil clones? We had like 3 evil twilights, an evil wonderbolt, and an evil fashionista.

Where is the evil farmer? The evil zoophile? The evil party freak?

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Season 9, Episode 3 Sticky

Uprooted

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Dailymotion link: Wait for the episode first!

Summary:

"The Young Six respond to a magical summons from the Tree of Harmony, only to learn it has been destroyed, and it is up to them to figure out how best to memorialize it." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://www.livestream.com/otakuascendedlive

- http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

>Young Six

Enjoy!

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Anthro Thread

For anthro related pones

no plantigrade anthros please

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nothing sfw

just chill and paf

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Appul Thread

THIS IS IT LADS. THE LAST SEASON BEFORE SHE'S GONE FOR GOOD

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>"Hey Anon, did you know that despite only making up 13% of the population, earth ponies commit 52% of all crimes?"

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trixie, what are you

*BRRRR*

oh, gosh trixie, what have you bee-

*RRRRRRRRRPHHHHHH*

what in the world of equest-

*brrt* *brrphhhhhhhhhhhhh*

trixie, please! we're not gonna make it to twilight's-

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

[coughing] y-yes trixie, that's… that's really-

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

OH MY GOD YES TRIXIE YES PLEA-

*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

FINE EQUESTRIAN DINING INDEE-

*APAPAPAPAPAAAAAAAAAAAAABRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

A FEAST FIT FOR A CANTERLOTIAN PRINCE-

*BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

GREAT CELESTIA YES

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The Matriarchy

>anon wakes up in Equestria

>It's everything you dreamed of

>No more humans that you have to appease

>No more social norms to fullfill

>Open land you can go anywhere

>Your status as a NEET doesn't even matter because the economy is so unjewed here

>But you live in a matriarchy

>The utopian paradise has a darker side

>You don't have a home of your own how could you ever get one?

>You have to play by the rules to get shelter and that doesn't mean it's permanent either

(Part 1 of 2.) continue?

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Luftkrieg's CYOA Vol. I

I finally decided to make my own CYOA thread. I was inspired by the Red thread on here. So kudos to the anon who runs that thread.

So what the gist of this CYOA? Well you you see as in the title, we are gonna have an adventure with Luftkrieg. You anons get to choose where she should go and what to do. Basically all the normal CYOA needs. I never done one myself,.so this will be an experience for me. I'll write a little intro.

>It was a calm morning for Luftkrieg. No one was up and she had a day to herself.

>She gets out of her bed and heads over to her small radio, maybe she'll catch what's going on in Germaneia.

>Luftkrieg being mindful of her surroundings, puts on a small pair of headphones so she doesn't wake up anyone.

>She dials a bit before she could find a proper channel to listen into.

>There was some static but it was something.

>"There are some reports of some timberwolves in the area, keep out of the woods for a least 48 hours. If you are at a camp, stay inside the camp grounds."

"Timberwolves, this far in? Interesting." the little filly says to herself.

>She takes off the headphones for now and heads downstairs.

>She gets in the kitchen and looks for something to eat.

>She gets some cereal and pours herself some of that. She still a little tired from getting up so she gonna eat the cereal dry.

>After a few minutes, she gets done her food. She heads back inside to get her Hoolfer Youth Scout uniform on.

>There's an important meeting that will happen later today, so she can prepare herself for it.

>What's next?

I also have to go to bed now, as I decide to post this now instead of earlier because of work and shit.

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So… now that My Little Pony is ending soon, what are you going to watch now?

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WebM/MP4 Thread

>>269769

The previous thread started autosaging, and it came at quite an opportune time too, with the file size limit recently raised to 16MB.

Let's start it off by remaking some of the older webms in higher quality.

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Hello whoever still visits /pone/.

I've been coming to /pone/ since it's very making and wonder how many people who's been around at least a few years, still visit here semi-regularly or regularly?

Drop a reply, cause I'm certain there can't be many left.

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My Little Pony season 9 - Teaser

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR8ZXSYtDSw

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Sup lil dudes? It's your home girl Rainbow Crash here and today I'm here to school y'all about the dangers of marijuana use!

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Dakimakuras

Pillow cases of your fictional desires.

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>"Please darling, stop hitting me!"

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>"I need you to fuck my sister, Anon. You're the only one we trust to carry on the Apple family lineage."

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Spitfire

Why wasn't she given an English accent?

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You may find yourself on an anonymous imageboard for cartoon horses years after it was relevant

And you may find yourself shitposting about cartoon horses for little girls

And you may find yourself masturbating to pornography of cartoon horses

And you may ask yourself "Well, how did I get here?"

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content creation

have you ever wanted to create content related to pony that so other people can enjoy it?

please share with us what ya wanted to do.

maybe someone can help you achieve i t !

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What can Pinkie Pie do to make you smile?

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Twilight Sparkle

I've really got no reason not to. This is more of a dump. Please don't link to the other one.

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Political Autism Thread 8

MIDTERMS EDITION

Thread 1: archive.fo/5AUX8

Thread 2: archive.fo/Cf1da

Thread 3: archive.fo/7cPkM

Thread 4: archive.fo/T3MAO

Thread 5: archive.fo/VDpD9

Thread 6: archive.fo/jRXcW

Thread 7: archive.fo/FeHGL

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>"Now Anon, we're friends, right? And friends sometimes do each other favors, right?"

>"Do ya think ya can do me a favor and…eat mah ass? Ah know it's a lot to ask for, but ah can't do it myself and ah don't trust anyone else to do it for me"

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Lets be honest this is gonna be the most remembered thing about FiM.

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How do normalfags perceive ponyfags in modern times now that the show is no longer as popular and will die soon?

Link related academic paper on ponyfags talks about us making a community due to being failed males who fap to cartoons.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1363460717731932?icid=int.sj-challenge-page.similar-articles.3

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>hates mlp

>but loves ponka as much as possible

>unironically wish i was a brony and got into it

How and where do i start if i wanna be one?

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Twilight Thread

Fuck it, let's have a thread for our cute and cuddly book horse.

I want to impregnate a yandere Twilight Sparkle

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Gay Thread

post all your gay pone pictures (sfw and nsfw) here!

Also gay clopfics are quite appreciated as well.

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I want twilight sparkle to take me on as her pet and invite her friends round take a magic horse penis potion. Lock my asshole before gangbanging me gently whilst rainbow dash watches in horror before they bukkake my face before Rainbow Dash is forced to drink the potion and she then 'needs relief's so suck her horse cock till she cums. Then I want rarity to lik me clean whilst saying 'oh darling how messy'

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/pone/ Game Episode 2: The Deadline Approaches

So, we reached bump limit, which is very hard to do on this board, what with the inordinately high bump limit, and the fact that we're number 37 wtf. But that's okay, because this game is gonna change all that and put us back on the map. The demo is still scheduled for Inauguration Day, the 20th r-right? we're on schedule?, and anyways here's another thread. Expect those sprites I promised you to be delivered in a few hours or so, and yeah I love ponies.

Also I noticed last thread that some people decided to check out of the project, which is fine if you wanna be a pussy faggot or whatever, but before you go, if you want your name or an alias in the credits, you're gonna have to drop that info here. Otherwise you will be credited as Anonymous the way it's meant to be

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This is my waifu. Say something nice about her!

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>"Shame on you big brother, you should know to knock first!"

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This fandom is full of niggers.

https://poll.fm/10167570/results

Best Night Ever is dead last. Behind even Twilicorn.

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Discuss this flash game

The idea is good, but the execution leaves much to be desired.

A hentai game where you can watch the mane6 going at it, but you can place each of them in either 2 positions; sub or dom.

The problem is that outside of exactly 2 dialogue lines there's no change in interaction between the ponies.

Only difference would be that each character is suppose to have a different set of thrusts/sex styles, but again it's redundant. Why not just give all of them ALL the styles available… like every other hentai game does it? below is the flash game in question.

https://www.comdotgame.com/play/fillyfuck-fiesta

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>"Try this beer Anon. It's tasty and refreshing"

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Spinoff Town with Spinoff Ponies

Copied this thread from https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/96492.html to get more people into the brainstorming:

Could we come up with characters and setting for a G4 spinoff show?

Hasbro has a death-grip on the names and appearances of the original ponies, but as far as I know we could still legally make a G4 spinoff as long as we never showed or mentioned the same ponies or places. I think we could come up with a new little town somewhere far from the events FiM has taken place in, and populate it with new ponies that Hasbro has no control over.

Besides, creating collaborative settings is already fun in itself too. What do you think?

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>"Anon, as you may have heard, Equestria is in a tight spot with Saddle Arabia diplomacy-wise. Sorry we had to do this to you, but as you know, the Sultans of Saddle Arabia have a taste for the exotic, and we already agreed to exchange you as a slave as a friendly gesture. N-now, I know you'll probably be upset, since we didn't ask for your permission and this is rather sudden, but keep in mind that you're saving thousands of lives that would have been lost in a likely war! You're doing this for the good of Equestria, for your friends! So, you had best pack your things—we're leaving at sunrise tomorrow. S-see you tomorrow, Anon."

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gaem

The treehouse is still around, no castle, no school, and Twily is a unicorn and is still just the librarian of Ponyville. Celestia and Luna are referred to as "Queens" as Faust intended, but mostly because it doesn't make sense for them to be called "Princesses". Cadence and Shining Armor rule the Crystal Empire and have a child, but neither Cadence nor the child are alicorns. Cadence is a pegasus and the child, a filly, is a unicorn. Spike is as he was in season 1—physically, I mean. The CMC have no cutiemarks yet. Celestia has more political power than she does in the nu-seasons, and no multi-cultural faggotry. Glimmer exists but is still a Handicapper General, and she is not overpowered. No map. Just the Elements of Harmony. Discord is as he was in the season 4 finale, i.e. softer but not a complete cuck and willing to spread chaos, as that is his nature. Tirek and Tartarus exists, and Luna is not an edgy cunt. No movie and no EQG, although Sunset is a pony. Ember is Dragon Lord. A.K. Yearling is not Daring Do, who is a fictional character, and there's no comiccon panda-ring AIDS. Veronika and Aryanne exist. Derpy is real. Ponies are fucking degenerates, moreso depending where you are (e.g. Canterlot will be worse than Ponyville), but the Mane Six are treated with some recognition outside of their home. Rarity owns one other boutique in Canterlot, where she met Coco Pommel, who is totally pure and not into any kind of sex but marital sex with a loving husband and in the missionary position solely for procreation. I think that's all…anyway. Although I don't think this background is exactly necessary, it's there anyway for the game, jej.Also, still not relevant (to this; wew lad) but AJ's parents are still unknown fuck you that episode was clichéd crème de merde

Six months ago, the Queens have ordered an expedition into the Undiscovered West. Now, settlers, looking for a new life, have come to fill the vast areas now claimed in the name of the Holy Diarchy and the Equestrian Kingdom. You are the council of officials in charge of the colonialists.

(When a choice appears, choose whatever and if your post gets the most replies, that choice is chosen. Dice (2d6) will be used for other events, with modifiers, represented with a "+" or "-" followed by a number.)

Where do you settle?

A) Plains – Average food (+0), Above average defense (+1), Average tech (+0)

B) Coastal (northern or southern?) – Bountiful food (+3), Very low defense (-3), Above average bonus to tech (+1)

C) Mountains – Low food (-2), Very high defense (+3), Bonus to tech (+2)

D) Forest – Below average food (-1), High defense (+2), Average tech (+0)

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Crossing the Boundary

PONIES ARE REAL

This thread is for the discussion of the Crossing the Boundary (CTB) project to contact Equestria utilizing Occult methods. We seek to establish communication with Equestria and other worlds which exist within what has been dubbed "Dream World" (DW) by the community, with the ultimate goal of constructing a portal for manifesting humans physically on their worlds, and vice versa.

chat: https://chat.crotchtits.com/

Q&A

Q: Portal to Equestria? This is ridiculous! Surely you're just LARPing…

A: We are completely serious. Many of us have been in contact with Ponies and other sympathetic entities in DW (or the Astral Planes) for years. We believe that a constructing a portal is not only feasible, but absolutely essential for solving many of the problems afflicting the World, and collectively raising the consciousness of mankind, thus inaugurating a new Golden Age.

Q: Are you some kind of cult?

A: No; we come from diverse backgrounds and have differing views on spirituality, but we share in common a belief in DW and the importance of establishing contact with the civilizations found therein. There is no dogma, no vows of commitment or requirements of sacrifice (unless one chooses so for personal reasons), no initiations or codified rituals, no temples (although individual members may have shrines), and certainly no membership fees. We have no official connection with the pony religion being developed on /mlp/ either, although reaching out to them in the future isn't ruled out.

Q: How are you certain you aren't being deceived by demons?

A: First off, not all daemons are evil (but that's a discussion for another time), but to the point of the matter, it comes down to one's personal judgement. So long as the entities you're in contact with aren't making unreasonable demands, there is little to be lost in maintaining contact - nurturing a relationship may indeed prove fruitful. As far as ponies go, verifying that they are 100% genuine Equestrian is outside the realm of our current methodology, but when comparing years of experiences among members around the World, we have strong reason to believe that we are indeed in contact with one or more versions of the Equestria we know from the show. Ultimately, it comes down to experiencing DW for yourself and reaching your own conclusion.

A2: Often, we need to communicate with several ponies and compare them in order to understand which ponies are real and not just daemons or some other spiritual entity trying to deceive us. It's the feeling, the love, the soul - the complete environment around them. They are not beings in a blank space, but exist in a rich world, which is very hard to fake!

Q: This isn't going to end with mass suicide or ritual murder?

A: In right of the recent Randy Stair shooting, we feel it is necessary to conclusively state that we are not a death cult and wholeheartedly condemn wanton violence and human sacrifice. Any ritual requiring human sacrifice is the vilest of Black Magic, and would eventually lead to the destruction of the sorcerer, regardless of what material success or psychic powers he'd gain. Death is not, and never will be, the path to higher realms, and if anything would result in reincarnation here or even "demotion" to the lower planes.

Q: How do I join?

A: The link to our main chat room is posted above, but here it is again for those who missed it: https://chat.crotchtits.com/

Stop by any time of day, there are usually a few people lurking who'd be happy to chat. We're also on Skype and other chat apps, and have plans to set up a website, but the best place to communicate is this thread and Crotchtits chat.

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Season 8 Second Half MegaThread

Okey dokey, so here's the deal:

Due to numerous channels broadcasting episodes outside of the "official" Discovery Family schedule, it's becoming increasingly difficult to keep track of what's out and various channels look to be airing the entire season by September. Thanks to the clusterfuck, I've created this sticky, covering the remaining episodes of season 8. This will be our central repository of links and discussion going forward. As episodes become available they will be added to the OP, and I ask kindly that any anon who has links for the listed episodes post them so they can be added.

I don't like situations like this. I think it kills the fun of everyone getting together on a Saturday morning and experiencing some goddamn cartoons together. I can only hope that situations such as these are avoided entirely for season 9. I would hate for the very end of our show being aired early in Finland or some stupid shit.

The remainder of season 8 is as follows:

17 - The End in Friend

Description: "Rarity and Rainbow Dash begin to question why they are friends when they can’t find anything they both like to do together."

Links: https://mega.nz/#!jv51mbhZ!_rsWL0IkGGTAZN1RyQuyqQqvBcEFvS6q4Lq-Y8sxWO8

(Episode 18, Yakity Sax was already broadcast on Discovery Family)

19 - Road to Friendship

Description: "When Trixie is invited to bring her magic show to the far off land of Saddle Arabia, she can think of nopony better to bring along than her great and powerful assistant, Starlight— but, not all friends are meant to travel together."

Links: [French Screenrip, Aussie Audio] https://wetransfer.com/downloads/fc0f212c7a82d16125452b1fff5f145420180817233818/faed71

20 - The Washouts

Description: "When Scootaloo becomes enamored with The Washouts, a touring group of stunt ponies, Rainbow Dash is concerned for her safety and worries that Scoot’s days as her number one fan are over."

Links: https://wetransfer.com/downloads/07937c6faf0c4d2c3b057dd4ffe9317c20180818224917/9a03e9

21 - A Rockhoof and a Hard Place

Description: "When Rockhoof, heroic Pillar of the past, is having trouble fitting into the modern world, Twilight and her friends strive to help him find a new purpose."

Links: https://wetransfer.com/downloads/f95ef2c0600da7aea7f37426babfbe5220180824233647/2ef976

22 - What Lies Beneath

Description: "The students at Twilight's School of Friendship are cramming for a "History of Magic in Equestria" exam in the school library when they discover a part of the school that no pony else knows about. When they decide to do some exploring they end up learning much more than they bargained for."

Links: https://mega.nz/#!7hoiFKyI!-mdinWaLYxGV3GD4-Xap5Mh4AQHOKZ4jJrhYlvuseYY

23 - Sounds of Silence

Description: "Fluttershy and Applejack journey to the edge of the map on a Friendship Quest to help a group of ponies named Kirin – who are so afraid of hurting each other’s feelings, they've taken a potion of silence."

Links: [Swedish] https://mega.nz/#!ikh2lYoY!caYaCWIYNrEQib0c016zQBGwHtFvc28wnP-P651EjLI

24 - Father Knows Beast

Description: "When a strange dragon crash lands in Ponyville claiming to be Spike’s father, Spike is ready to do anything his “dad” says in order to learn how to be a “real” dragon."

Links: [Sveeedish] https://wetransfer.com/downloads/d39d5c1c1fe10a06ca697e0356166e0320180827134844/331140

[subs] https://yadi.sk/d/1liv5nc53abqNJ

25 & 26 - School Raze Parts 1 & 2

Description: "When the magic of Equestria mysteriously begins to fail, Twilight leads her friends on a quest for answers, leaving the School of Friendship open to attack from a dangerous mastermind."

"While Twilight and the rest of the Mane Six try to escape Tartarus, Cozy Glow furthers her plot to take over the School of Friendship with only Twilight’s students and the CMCs to stop her!"

Links: [25 swede video] https://wetransfer.com/downloads/2dc12564abebb7c690ed1f614c20e20a20180828140749/82014d

[25 .ass subs] https://yadi.sk/d/pk3pdPbFr3adpbo

[26 swede video] https://wetransfer.com/downloads/b81f336705d2c47a0da1c39310e775a120180829141038/6e1268

[26 .ass subs] https://yadi.sk/d/8bW_vRIw3afwxu

This season has been a total suckfest so far. Let's hope that they managed to get their shit together before the end.

Enjoy!

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Pony Waifu Sim and Pony Tale Adventures

Anybody have a mega to the latest version of either Pony Waifu Sim or Pony Tale Adventures?

Feel free to discuss the games here as well.

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Sketchy is bored

What should she do?

Odd numbers decide

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/mlpol/ is down

What is going on?

Does /pone/ accept refugees?

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Some green for you fags

>be Anon

>You finally finish your homemade portal from stuff you bought at a local BestBuy and teleported to Equestria, the land of small rainbow horses.

>Just like in every greentext you've read (and written), a kind pony picks you up from the outskirts of some random city and helps you with not dying from starvation.

>She doesn't have much herself, but as a past NEET you don't need a lot of food to live anyway.

>A travelling pony and an autistic human, what a pair.

>Except, both don't know anything about living with another living being, especially when it's just as self-centered as they are.

>Day 14 of living with Trixie, road from Fillydelphia to the central parts of Equestria.

>You release the pen from your deadly grip, and shake the strain pain from your hand.

>Never got enough practice with writing back at home.

>All you did with a pen back then was draw horse puss–

>Knock knock

>Oh, Trixie has waken up.

>Is it morning already?

>You could swear you sat down to add your second week in Equestria to your diary at just about 11 P.M, if not earlier.

>KNOCK KNOCK!

>Why did you even start a diary, again?

>"ANON!"

>Oh, right

"Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait."

>Your legs are going to kill you…

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How I made Chrysalis' face beautiful with one simple trick.

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I miss when proper humanizations were popular.

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What's her name again, /pone/?

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Have I got these romantic pairings correct, /pone/?

>Princess Celestia-Sanguinius

>Princess Luna-Konrad Curze

>Twilight Sparkle-Roboute Guilliman

>Applejack-Rogal Dorn

>Rainbow Dash-Lion El'Jonson

>Limestone Pie-Angron

Also what are some more pairings that work ?

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How brony are you?

Alright let's see how many of you are verified horse fuckers. Take the quiz and report back. I score 20/25.

https://www.allthetests.com/quiz31/quiz/1400418797/How-big-a-brony-are-you

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which one is best filly-fiddler?

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Darling

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pssst

Hey /pone/ mods.

Check this out.

Looks like the /mlp/ board can be claimed.

https://8ch.net/claim.html

It's up for grabs right now. Its catalog is still a shitshow, but a kind new Board Owner can help reinvigorate the place.

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Fucking finally. We are free.

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Summer project review series

Get in faggots, we're doing a review series. I'll need an entertainer, a writer and a video editor, like 100 of each.

The videos will be 40-60 minutes long and separated into sequences: story review, characters/dialogue, content review scene by scene review and then directing, audio, animation, storyboarding review.

The videos will be targeted towards negativity and both common and in-depth observations and brainstorming/comparisons with other cartoons.

We're reviewing all episodes across each season, including seasons 1 and 3.

Sometimes we'll do reviews of conventions/videos of the Q&A writers MLP conventions.

The review series will have its own moderated imageboard to discuss away. It will try to provide show discussion with a different atmosphere and mentality.

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Discord the place for FOALcon

why do pony discord's have no shame and just publicly flaunt this stuff

and let minors just ERP and fuck with adults like its suppose to be normal

this stuff hurts the fandom.

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Princess Celestia

Why aren't you guys monarchists yet?

Daily reminder that Twilight was supposed to become Queen of Equestria, taking Celestia's place.

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Yearly reminder

We are here to stay and nothing will change our situation since we choose to be in this dying board to suffer while looking at multicolored equines from a cancerous and dying show as we are part of a autistic fandom.

Hope you enjoy yor day.

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New My Little Pony Movie Announced! Planned For Release In 2021

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2019/02/new-my-little-pony-movie-announced.html

>The New York Toy Fair is underway and with it come new announcements for pony! At the investor call this morning Hasbro has announced another feature length MLP movie is coming up with a scheduled release year of 2021.

>It will be a 3D/CG animated movie and as of yet it is unknown if the movie will be G4 or G5.

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anthology VI

does anyone have it?

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v-day

It's VALENTINES DAY nigger. A day for spending quality time with your special somepony and reminding them why you love them. In honor of that, what did you do today? What are you going to do today? What are you going to do tonight? ;P Me, I cooked us a romantic dinner and we watched a couple movies. We're gonna snuggle for a while and then get to the mane event of the evening. But enough about me. How are y'all celebrating this most amorous of days?

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EMERGENCY META THREAD

In a nutshell 4chan or 4um (doesnt really deserve the chan/ channel prefix anymore) is adding accounts and Hiro is finally doubling down destroying the place. All this is being rolled out shortly.

How will the board cope with the sudden influx rapefugees?

Eventually over on 4um only people with paid accounts would be able to make threads

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Operation Save My Little Pony

Surely there's an anon with billions right? Let's just buy the IP from Hasjew and make our own episodes

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wow, this board got really shitty since I last was here

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Hello, /pone/ in celebration of our latent activity jump I have decided I will draw

each and everyone one of you a picture of a pony in paint with a mouse.

All you have to do to recieve your paint.exe waifu is to post a reply.

<example of quality

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Why is Ashleigh Ball so degenerate?

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>Brony YouTube channel finally showed their face

>They look like raging pedophiles

Why does this always happen?

They are still better than anime channels right?

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I got into the show in 2012, and i left in late 2016 after the staff got all weird with the election and I've seen via /pone/ that it just got progressively worse and they all just kept bitching on twitter. Seems as if the quality of the show has started to go downhill too, but I haven't really watched any episode since the movie came out.

I recently came across an old brony song from the early days of the fandom (Forest Rain - Join the Herd) and I really just miss those old days. I didn't have ANY friends in high school because my family constantly moved around the country, so every new year was a new school, and I got into ponies largely because of that. It provided comfort while I was being bullied.

Then I got into the fanfiction scene and fan animation scene for a brief period and I was making actual friends… all of whom have left the fandom too and I've lost all contact with. I never knew their real names, they're just gone forever. Listening right now to early 2012-2013 fan music and I realize just how special the early day of this fandom was and damn, do i miss the hell out of it. I miss livestreaming episodes with friends, and the chats, I miss the fan animations, I miss the SFMs, I miss the quality fan art, I miss the shitposting. I miss it. And I'm here now, in 2019, and it's mostly dead, and the staff who make the show are all far left social justice assholes.

Can we ever recapture the magic, anons?

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Clop Thread

Let's have an old-fashioned clop thread /mlp/ style. I spent an hour compiling my favorites out of nostalgia, feel free to add some of your favorites yourself

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The 8chan Cup 4

GREETINGS /pone/

The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup

In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group H, with /wooo/, /cow/, and /strek/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.

For the full wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/

For the stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup

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F

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Big tiddies / breast expansion / TG / TF thread

Post yer big boobs, BE stories, transformation and TG stuff here

I need them… for Science™

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Taken Waifus

No one likes it when their waifu is making googly eyes at another stallion. I got a little annoyed when I saw Marble Pie get too friendly with Big Mac. Thank god that he finally moved onto dating Sugar Belle because I didn't want to get cucked. I can't say that Maud fans were as lucky as I was. And by that awkward sperg Mudbriar, no less.

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Relationships#Romantic_relationships

Maud Pie, Sugar Belle, Vapor Trail, and Princess Cadance are all taken at the moment. Human Twilight seems to be dating Timber Spruce, and the romance between Sunset Shimmer & Flash Sentry seems to be rekindling. In the comics, Princess Celestia's heart even belonged to King Sombra from an alternate dimension. I truly feel bad for the cucks who had to endure seeing their waifus being the hooves of another man.

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itt /hume/

Greetings, fellow mares. What do you think of the new and upcoming human movie that is up and coming? How do you like the cast lineup and the special guests? Will we see the return of longtime heroes like Andrew Jackson to go up against current season villians like George Soros? I for one, am certainly excited to see it. Even though it is a cartoon for little colts, my special somepony and I will be going to the cinema to see it in glorious 16 mm film, because as you know, that is currently the most advanced technology us ponies have.

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alright, this will probably be my only thread on here

>be me, 2011/2012

>family ended lease on house and went to hawaii for about 5 months

>both working at missionary campus so no time to homeschool me

>i've been homeschooled all my life and am a spoiled cunt

>gets sent to private school on campus

>makes a complete ass of myself and gets suspended

>friend who is also a rebel introduces me to internet culture

>old 2008 shit like youtube poop, mr. trololo, rage comics, etc. and of course the latest trend, mlp

>never been a part of anything like that before so i'm having the time of my life

>family returns from hawaii, now homeless and staying in friend's basements, hotels, campgrounds, you name it

>still having the time of my fucking life watching brony vids on youtube n shit

>very bittersweet time for me

>fast forward to today

>recently started reminiscing over stuff i was into back then to keep from falling into depression

>have practically stopped trying to make friends at this point

>can't be friends with normies because i'm not a normie

>can't be friends with most people online in my age group because they're pretty much just normie gamers that like memes and 90% of memes now aren't funny to me anyway thanks to the majority of the internet becoming a toxic corporate mainstream shithole

>don't use 4chan/8chan most of the time because i don't know the culture here well enough and i hear it's mostly just normie gamer kids now anyway

>one coworker of mine is from oregon and was into mlp back then but he's several years older than me and he's like an assistant manager or something so he has to scold me when i sperg out on the job so it's an odd friendship

>come to think of it most of the people i get along with seem to be several years older than me

>actually got to see my friend who got me into mlp in hawaii last summer but he's way more confident than i am and talks as fast as ben shapiro (he later told me he's never fapped which explains it)

>then there's me

>low testosterone from years of excessive masturbation (though I've cut down a lot)

>fairly soft spoken and i rarely talk to people about my interests because i've lost friends for talking about the same subject all the time

>always seem to bottle my emotions until i end up venting in an unhealthy way

>fairly good looking imo but that only adds to the irony

>pretty much vocel at this point anyway

>would rather have pony gf than irl gf though since i'm tired of people fucking me over

>i own a pinkie pie body pillow i bought from china, looks pretty bootleg but good enough

>all romantic feelings get 301 redirected to pinkie

>lay in my bed at night feeling lovesick for her

>my life is a fucking mess

what do i do, /pone/? my life is currently in shambles and i don't know what to do in the future. am i autistic for being like this over shit that happened less than a decade ago? should i just grow a pair and move on?

(p.s. sorry if this post is incredibly sappy, it's like 3am and i couldn't sleep so i wrote this to get things off my chest and i can't think straight. also probably the wrong board for this type of post but fuck it)

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Mare Appreciation

Have you ever "felt" a mare, when masturbating to pony pussy? Felt, as in you could almost feel every fiber of her body twitching and contracting against yours in the intense heat the moment. Her perfectly sculpted haunches sitting on your tight thighs, her deliciously aromatic hair flying in your face, and her ecstasy filled breaths massaging you neck and chest. Two incredibly warm bodies so close the heat is almost unbearable, yet it feels so right. I was jerking it in the shower this morning with my (water-proof) phone, looking at some fine horse pussy, Button Mash's mom to be exact. The artist had done an incredibly nice job depicting a horse anus, I had no choice but to imagine smashing that tight hole with the might of Zeus. that last few seconds of yanking it, all of a sudden, she's on me. Like I'm sitting, her back is against my chest, I'm holding her lovely hooves and we are FUCKING. SO HARD. It felt so good. Finally, my balls are like, "yeah it's time." And HOoly Shist: We orgasm together and her contractions feel like melted gold (not literally 1948°F, you know what I mean). I want to feel her soft fur on my bare chest, is that so hard to ask for?

image included

Have you anons felt anything like this? Did you almost think that they were physically there, making love with you? Is that you, John Wayne? Is it just me?

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Equestrian Civil War

>4chan /mlp/ board

>Thread No.15298271

>Thursday, 26th December, 2013

Dear President Celestia,

This is your faithful and brave soldat, Twilight Sparkle. When you first sent me to Ponyville to discover friendship, I was unsure how to take it all in at first. This diversity, the numerous Unicorn, Pegasi and Earth ponies alike all lived in harmony. Equestria was once a homefront for equality. Our brave motherland had served these concepts well. But tell me, what will it all mean now that we have a generation of dislocated young fillies and colts, now without mothers and fathers? Reading for days on end, I always knew that war was a necessary thing. But I always speculated war against the decadent griffons or perhaps even a schism occurring within the Crystal Empire. Never have I ever anticipated that a community once full of harmony – would fall to pieces and so quickly. I will miss ponyville, I will have nostalgia for it – but above all, I will miss my friends who I have grown to know and love… only for us to be separated by such social constructs like ethnicity and nationalism.

I remember it like it was yesterday, Spike was tucked by my side asleep while I attempted to tell him that we had to quickly return to Canterlot. I remember the tears in his eyes; they were not so much of sadness as they were of pride. He had found a new home, his place among his friends and aspired to even marry one of them once he came of age. With our abrupt leave to Canterlot, I remember how he recalled all the fun times we had back in Ponyville on the train. Life is strange, is it not, President Celestia? I did not want to believe the first message you sent to me. The idea of cloudsdale suddenly seceding from Equestria was foreign, but not very unexpected. They were tired of the political set up and felt the need to flex their wings, with that came their apparent nationalism.

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I feel like going back to reading pre-S3 finale FimFiction stories. The pony fandom felt a lot more fun before that point, and so did the stories. Stuff like Mort's Day Off come to mind.

Anybody have a torrent or backup archive of fimfiction.net?

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i request this to be a /pone/ banner

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Happy new year's horsefuckers what are your new years resolutions?

Mine is to cut back on the liquid jew to once a week. I've switched over to soda, the World still kinda sucks wether or not I'm drunk so who gives a fuck. Also I just found out that the MLP chapter books are on audible any anon know where I can find a version? I'm too Jewish to pay for it

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Drink

Hi Anons

Drinking and posting ponies.

What are you having.

2009 Mondot Sant Emilion Grand Cru

(Got myself something good)

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>2019, another year in which I won’t wake up from a dream feeling something warm and soft lying on me, I won’t open eyes seeing Rarity lying on me, giving me her charming look, she won’t cover my mouth with her hoof stopping my cry of surprise, she won’t say “I've always wanted this the same as you”, and then she will never kiss me.

This is a New Year thread, it is your yearly reminder that Equestria and magical ponies are not real, don’t exist and never existed. You can think about them, watch their adventures, draw yourself together with them, imagine situations where you’re together, but you will never meet them in real world, you won’t pick them up with any existing sense, nor feel their sweet scent – so different then the stench of this world, nor feel softness and warmth of their bodies, nor hear their cute warm voices. You will forever be isolated from them. You can lie to yourself, say that I talk shit, but that’s the truth, Harry Potter fans don’t become wizards, LOTR fans don’t turn into elves, and Anime fans have only their silly comics, and you got only your pictures of ponies on the internet. You can look for pointless substitutes but they will always be only substitutes, you can close your eyes and imagine them with best details, but it won’t even be perfect reality, only impaired, and after such session you will only feel worse than before. You can play with lucid dreams, virtual realities or other bullshit, but it won’t even be real interaction with them, they don’t exist, they don’t feel anything. Even if you meet them in your dream it will be just a short circuit in your brain, not a being you desired all your life. You can even believe that in such dream your pony loves you and you’re the most important thing, but the truth is that pony never felt anything towards you, she does not even know about your existence. Remember – there’s no method that could do something about it, everything that focus on your brain will always be incomplete and you will always be aware that it’s a lie, a void. If one day some biologist manage to create a real artificial pony, which most likely won’t happen during your lifetime. Ponies of some band of autistic suckers are far far behind other problems like hunger in the world – but even considering that creation of artificial ponies awaits us in the future it will be only a toy for scientists so they can play god and not a real pony. It could look like your Twilight, Rarity or Fluttershy, it could even think, have nice voice, smell nice, but it will never have all the necessary traits implemented, way of thinking, attitude towards life – and most importantly, they will never give such pony a soul, it will never be your Rarity, Fluttershy or Twiligh, barely an update of regular doll.

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A Very /pone/ New Year's

Happy New Year's, /pone/, have some green about an Anon who lives in Ruby's attic. Story updates every hour til midnight, EST.

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<"Anoooooooooon! Come down here, I need your help!"

>your eyes crack open

>you can see that the attic you call home is awash with the white light that's flooding in through your window

<"Anoooooooooooooooooooon! I need you now!"

>damnit

>you stretch

>you swing your legs out of bed

>the clothes you were wearing last night are strewn on the floor

>you throw them on

>on the window, you can see Trottingham covered in a layer of snow about an inch or two thick

>ponies wearing top hats and scarves trot about with a spring in their step and cheerily chat

<"Anoooooooooooooooooooooooooon!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

>you find Ruby in the kitchen

"What's the deal? You said you weren't gonna make me work on New Year's Eve."

<"Oh, this isn't work, sweetie. This is a favor."

"What's the difference?"

<"I don't pay you for favors."

"Damnit, Ruby."

<"Oh, you love me."

"I don't. What do you want?"

<"Could you reach up on that shelf and grab me that jar of sugar?"

"Don't you have magic that can reach up there?"

<"Yes, but I can't see up there. What if I grab the wrong jar?"

>you sigh and get her the jar

<"Oh, thank you so much!"

>Ruby takes the jar over to a pot of what appears to be berries in boiling water and pours in a measured amount

"What's that?"

<"Oh, it's just a little something for dinner tonight."

"Oh? Who all's coming to that?"

<"I'm just planning on my sister this year."

"Not your mother?"

<"No, no. I'm afraid she's gotten a bit too old to be staying up til midnight. Red and I will visit her tomorrow."

>Ruby smells her concoction and groans in nosmic ecstasy

<"Anon, sweetie, would you be a dear and tidy up the jewelry shop for me? Red should be here in about an hour."

"As a favor?"

>Ruby giggles

<"Yes, please."

"All right."

<"Thank you! I'll make us some breakfast while you're doing that."

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Hit or miss I gues you never miss hun?

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Christmas/pone/

Alright you pony loving fucks it's time for a Christmas thread. Post Christmas themed shit here, share stories, get drunk post ponies you know the drill.

Bonus for spoilers Christmas Lewds

R: 26 / I: 16 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.

Let's talk waifus

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://pastebin.com/BnjZqwM3

Stories by DGCT: https://pastebin.com/u/dontgooglecrotchtits

Minty's Careful Steps: https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVa

A Heart Longs for Another: https://pastebin.com/11TXCVXJ

Muted Heartbeat: https://pastebin.com/TPH2m6cU

The Sun Where You Belong: https://pastebin.com/WRUW1xQu

The Taming of the Harsh: https://pastebin.com/pVk0yjP7

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://pastebin.com/TJELn7vt

The Broken Carousel (Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://pastebin.com/LvSPqhwG

The Broken Carousel (Part 2): https://pastebin.com/TBUr6F5f

Quest for the Forbidden Lover: https://pastebin.com/SRTzXyLm

Moon Dancer’s Hope Chest: https://pastebin.com/BFbyEcBg

Mate Retrieval Expedition: https://pastebin.com/U72A3jGU

Untitled /nmp/ green by Cosmic: https://pastebin.com/Xytb3xMC

Stories by Trandhal: https://pastebin.com/u/trandhal

This Heart That Fears: https://pastebin.com/0b7L24Ln

Violet Memory: https://pastebin.com/e9Ec1vd1

Tsukumogami:

https://pastebin.com/WPw3dNdP

Express Ticket to Tartarus

https://pastebin.com/KLNWHDkz

Low Self-Esteem Applejack

https://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0

A collection of miscellaneous greens since the first thread.

https://pastebin.com/0JMPM6F8

A fair word of warning, the writefags are shit at finishing their stories.

R: 51 / I: 14 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

redpill me

Why should I come to a dead website filled with nothing but cucks who get off on the idea of being superior to /mlp/, but never actually do anything to prove it?

R: 21 / I: 8 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Bronycon ending next year

How does this make /pone/ feel? I never got to go to a bronycon in person. Or ever will it seem. https://www.equestriadaily.com/2018/07/bronycons-final-event-letter-from.html?m=1

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4channel is down for maintenance, brace for impact

R: 13 / I: 2 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Just gonna drop this in here

>"I w-won't sleep until you do, sir."

>The pony's tired eyes blinked at you, two huge green rings shimmering in your peripheral vision under the illumination of your reading light.

>Well, it's just a little lamp over your bed you call a reading light.

>You actually have no idea what it's for.

>Are ponies afraid of the dark?

>You glance at the guard standing near the door.

>Something tells you that they are.

>Hm.

>"Sir?"

>This is the fifth damn time she's reminded you of her situation.

>Mixed thoughts flow into your head.

>You are annoyed.

>But you don't want to upset this horse.

"Yes, I know, I know."

>Your stare moves back to the book, followed by a sigh from the opposite end of the room.

>Line after line, paragraph after paragraph…

>The sense of time slowly waddles away.

>This is quite interesting, actually.

>You'd never think that ponies would be such great writers.

>The alliterations and rhythms captivate your mind one after another, punching their way through the concrete barricade that is your disbelief in magical talking equines.

>Yet, here you are, lying in the softest bed you've ever touched, reading a great book, and listening to a whiny guard horse.

>Whiny horse…

>Hm.

>"Neigh! Whinny!"

>You imagine her speech sounding like a horse from Earth.

>You chuckle to yourself, softly at first, and soon laugh out loud in your normal voice.

>That, when opposed to the silence of the night, roared across the hallways and throughout the room, spooking every guard in a mile-long radius.

>Including your little guardspony.

>She flew up the wall, her light helmet and armour got sent flying up to the ceiling, and landing on her head at the same moment as her rump hit the wooden floor of the room with a loud thump.

>It's like you're in a damn cartoon.

>A really depressing one, at that.

>You'd watch it, though.

"Do you guys really not trust me that much?"

>The equine gets back up onto all fours and pats her armour off.

>She looks around, as if there's somebody else in the room apart from you two.

>"We do, but, well…"

>She sighs.

>"Royal orders. They just can't let their guard down that easily."

"It's alright. I get it."

>You jump out of the bed, startling her yet again, and loom over her tiny frame pressed into the door out of sheer fear.

>And here you'd thought that only the bravest were allowed to be in the Royal Guard.

"Since I can't sleep right now, let's just go on a little walk, hm?"

>You kinda fucked your sleep schedule way back on Earth.

>"Ah-alright."

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ATTENTION ATTENTION

I just came to this image. That is all.

R: 15 / I: 14 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Days since last leak: 0

Best Gift Ever (christmas) shorts have been leaked by the chinks:

https://yadi.sk/d/pZh3H_J1nPZNrQ (general folder)

https://mega.nz/#F!m4ZhkaoJ!quvtBHltc6_fviCXOvdQ-g (1-3 chingchong)

https://yadi.sk/i/Ltx9_lREmz4cOg (1 chingchong w/ English subtitles)

More English translations coming soon.

Each short is ~3 minutes. Fair warning, even cuckchan is saying that these shorts belong in the trash, so be prepared to stab something if you're watching all of them at once.

R: 51 / I: 32 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

itt we say howdy to appuljack

Howdy

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/pone/ RPG

Would you guys be interested in playing an RPG if I ran it here? If I did, it would probably be a party-based format with rules of my own design. I’d ideally want at least three people who are willing to check in at least a few times a week, but we could do it with less. It would probably be a bit slow-paced given my schedule IRL and the speed of the board these days. If you’re interested or you have any comments/suggestions, let me know.

R: 28 / I: 36 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Fluffy Ponies

In honor of yet another thing banned from /mlp/, let's have a fluffy thread. Classic fluffy only, no hellgremlins.

>What's a fluffy?

The premise is simple: In the near future, Hasbro creates a genetic engineering wing, Hasbio. To capitalize on the success of Friendship is Magic, they create the world's first "biotoy", a living, talking pony. Before the development is completed, PETA strikes the facility and releases the prototype fluffies into the wild where they breed like wildfire, quickly becoming both super popular pets and a petty nuisance in the wild.

>Why do people like it?

Most fluffy art is about cute, friendly creatures in Happy Tree Friends -style disasters. While abuse is the most common genre, there's also hugbox about the sheer happiness of fluffies, and sadbox where their tragedies are shown in a serious light. The categories overlap a lot, but most of all its about creatures genetically designed for love, friendship and the comfortable life of indoor pets, dealing with the real world where accidents happen and fluffies are cheap and disposable.

>What's a hellgremlin?

Hellgremlins are an offshoot of the fluffy fandom with a completely opposite idea of what fluffies are like. Whereas classic fluffies are kind and innocent by their very genetic makeup, the hellgremlins are all irreprehensibly evil rapists, murderers and sociopaths. The classic fluffies are lovable little idiots, while the hellgremlins were designed by /b/tards for the sole purpose of being despicable and aggravating in every conceivable way. I'm not even exaggerating here, the phrase "all the worst of humanity condensed" is quoted almost religiously as the way hellgremlinists see fluffies, as their ability to provoke rage is the only thing compelling their fans to get trolled by them.

While fluffybooru.org has now become a containment site for the hellgremlin fandom, there's some good classic stuff at http://fluffy.booru.org . With the old main site of the fandom lost to hellgremlins the classic fandom is scattered around different imageboards, but I'm hoping the fluffy.booru could rise as the new hub site for the fandom.

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This board is shit and I'm making this thread because it's so shit. Why can't you people be less useless.

This board is a fucking shadow of it's former self, where are all the posts? DEAD BOARD

picture unrelated

R: 41 / I: 29 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Flock together... Birthday - comic form WhatEverBender

Yes, it's porn, so I will spoiler any pages showing the naughty bits.

Support the artist, gib muny: https://whateverbender.tumblr.com/post/175668105950/whateverbender-so-after-2-months-of-work-im

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/MLP/ OP.

Alright ponies this thread is for going to cuckchan /MLP/ and reporting back what you see there and how the anons respond to you. And also making fun of /MLP/ obviously

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>>320347

Just chilling today how about the rest of you anons?

R: 16 / I: 6 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Phone wallpaper thread/request

I'm looking for mlp phone wallpapers, preferably suggestive without crossing into pornographic. I am looking for one with twilight sparkle in which her butt is facing the viewer and she is looking seductively at the viewer. It is not anthro.

R: 27 / I: 8 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Hi guys, Minuette here. Moon Dancer is having a little get together later today. Can you make it?

R: 49 / I: 49 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Exploitable Thread

What is the pony drawing?

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Plush thread

Can we have a plush thread? Even though the show is getting raped, i still like the look that the show, the ponies are still cute. I'm curious if you want to share your pony plushies? I only have the really small plastic ones with hair and one of the bigger plastic ones with hair.

R: 15 / I: 5 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Hey guys this is my OC. Please don't corrupt her by drawing porn of her.

R: 11 / I: 11 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>dude fast lmao

R: 41 / I: 23 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

WOW!

GLIMMER IS AMAZING!

Have you ever seen such a great little horsie in your whole life?!

R: 68 / I: 29 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>Derpi mods preemptively warning people not to make negative comments

top fuckin kek

R: 189 / I: 83 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

8chan cup is happening again. Somehow we weaseled our way onto the roster.

>>>/v/14985795

So the things we need are 20 players, a team emblem, and a team uniform. I don't know how to use custom models in the soccer game but worst comes to worst there's a character creator and we can just model the humanized versions of our players, as distasteful as that sounds. So now for the nominations. To get started off I'm throwing in Red and Ruby, but of course.

R: 67 / I: 92 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

High quality image upscaling with Waifu2x

Recently I came across this artwork by the-sixthleafclover that I thought would make for an excellent wallpaper for my dual monitor setup.

Unfortunately, the image resolution is 2500x698 and scaling it to fit two 1080p monitors would introduce unacceptable pixelations through traditional methods, so I thought to try a program I came across ages ago called Waifu2x, which scales and/or denoises images using pre-trained neural networks and black magic.

Anyway, I was thoroughly impressed with the result and wish to share this program with you guys, on the off chance that some of you faced similar conundrums when choosing wallpapers.

The first image is the original, followed by one upscaled in photoshop and one with Waifu2x, and lastly a screenshot of the settings I used. I recommend comparing the two by opening them in separate tabs and switching between them when enlarged to 100%.

Links

Image source: https://the-sixthleafclover.deviantart.com/art/The-Light-and-the-Night-469017566

Waifu2x source: https://github.com/nagadomi/waifu2x

Third-party Waifu2x Windows binary with GUI: https://github.com/lltcggie/waifu2x-caffe/releases

R: 27 / I: 10 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Gaymin thread. Watches playan? Watches watching others play like a game cuck?

t.playan YSVIII

Watching Resident Evil Nemesis stream

R: 29 / I: 11 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Tfw you might have ran into an actual horsefucker

Sucks he was actually retarded and let people know what he was into. Which one of you fags is in the army and casually tells people you masturbate to horses or (((interspecies)))porn.

R: 21 / I: 9 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Suicide pact when?

R: 61 / I: 42 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

It's That Time Again

We claim out waifus ITT

R: 22 / I: 12 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Anyone notice how sarcastic Fluttershy's voice sounds?

Idk, ever since the mid/ later seasons, Flutter sounds like she's speaking in sarcasm and sometimes a mocking tone.

All the fucking time.

Honestly that slight voice change depleted a lot of her charm (along with her harsher personality. Element of kindness my ass, but that's another post.)