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The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction to the board, but can also be used for suggestions, board news or anything you might like to share.

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I wish we had a timer somewhere for the countdown to Solo's release, just so when we know exactly when to expect normalfag and /tv/ shitposters to raid us. Also, I think if we get our hands on a "copy" of the movie, we should stream it here like /tv/ did TLJ.

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Feel free to offer up any new banners you want. Don't matter how stupid they are as long as they look decent.

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All 3 are different and available to use. They are like 3 mini chapters of the story.

On a side note, notice that when Obi Wan kills Darth Maul, Darth Maul had the higher ground. Which is the exact reason Obi Wan gave to Anakin not to attempt to continue fighting when he cut off Anakin Skywalker's legs.

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That aside, what are mods do you favor, /sw/

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Here's some responses.

Poorlord Zsinj - Today at 10:41 PM


Anything else?

Poorlord Zsinj - Today at 10:42 PM

um, probably fighters, im not too sure

Senior Commander Stephen - Today at 10:42 PM

Carrack spam


Poorlord Zsinj - Today at 10:42 PM

'rrack it to oblivion

Senior Commander Stephen - Today at 10:42 PM

You can do almost anything with a carrack spam

Or my favorite

evilbobthebob [Moderator] - Today at 10:42 PM

ISD I can use its ion cannons, then follow up with an ISD II or Tector to destroy the hull

Senior Commander Stephen - Today at 10:42 PM

Arquitens or IPV

Honestly my favorite noncap is the arquitens

Senior Commander Stephen - Today at 10:46 PM

But in all seriousness, use a mixed group of victory ones and twos

Ones can easily rip into its shields while the twos can follow up with a large barrage

Remember to have a hero in there for combat and health bonuses

Meanwhile, the Authority Express came to Oristrom, and is soon going to turn the Unknown Regions white and green.



Did that help?




I didn't get the chance to play it again but yes, I believe it will help, thanks anon. Sorry for the delayed response, work kept me busy.

One thing I did notice however is that the TIE Defender got nerfed, hard, they're still a good choice against fighters and such but don't fare that well against bigger ships anymore, so it would be safe to assume the carrack is the new top dog, when it comes to light cruisers or smallers ships, for the Empire/IR, how long until they change that?


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They're saying that this was intended, as Defenders aren't meant to be frigate-killers.

My Authority Expeditionary Army is conquering the Unknown Regions. Niruan itself has fallen…it's kinda disappointing that the AI can't handle an about-face like that. But it seems the devs have an answer to why this is happening:

My Authority forces have been tearing through the Hand rapidly, after they reduced the PA to a rump state and pretty much conquered the northern part of the Galaxy. IR, ZE, and GM forces have gone against them, and I think are still fighting them.

evilbobthebob [Moderator] - Today at 10:18 PM

Okay. So how it works is that the AI has a few different ways it can attack. One of the ways, the standard way for it to attack other AIs, requires that the attack can take at maximum 2/3 of its total forces.

Attacking the player it can use as much as it thinks it needs

All of these forces are taken from the "freestore", the pool of units the AI moves around to guard its borders

It's quite possible for the AI to have multiple attacks taking units from the freestore and staging in particular locations, such that it has effectively nothing on the borders

It's only sent frigates and some cruisers at me, and never on the offense.

I've taken Niruan and still nothing.

evilbobthebob [Moderator] - Today at 10:21 PM

If you have sufficient forces at a location, the AI can't attack it until it has enough to meet the attack requirement (usually ~20% more total forces by power)

If the AI has units tied up in plans elsewhere, or has been ground down by attrition, it may simply not have enough units to combat you

It won't just throw stuff into the grinder


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Was initially unhappy he wanted to change the Eclipse design, but the final result makes me okay with it.

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Let's share some non-SW pics or shitty dank memes and whatever, and then we'll try to photoshoop photomorph them to fit with SW.

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>mfw Disney purposely making it so bothans don't appear in any nu-media so they can keep using "bothans died" jokes

>every fucking instance they've been mentioned in only to state that they're to busy spying or died

>only instance they even have anything close to resembling an appearance is in the shitty Bloodline novel where Leia greets an unseen growling Bothan

They're trying to turn them into a fucking meme…

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I really hate his appearance in The Clone Wars. He works best as a silent assassin type and they basically took all that away in the show. Why the hell did Lucas even demand they bring him back?

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>Queen Bitch

I still have no idea why they didn’t just retcon Siri Tachi’s death. Satine is basically the same character, at least Siri’s presence wouldn’t have allowed Filoni to assrape the lore of Mandalore.



They aren't in the nu-cannon.

>>"There are many situations where it's better to be matter-of-fact about how cosmopolitan the galaxy is; Skelly's supervisor is a Muun and young Caleb Dume's sparring partner is a Zeltron, but those were both cases where the facts of the characters' species were not really on the point-of-view character's mind."

>>―John Jackson (((Miller)))


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>zeltrons no longer sluts

>muuns no longer bankers


Fucking figures…




What has this faggamuffin done before?



He did some EU material back in the day but mostly Dark Horse comics and his stuff mostly focused on the Old Republic. He used to be pretty good but in recent years he's become no better than most who went to work for Disney, sacrificing quality for "brave new ideas". Only thing that can be said about him now is that he's probably one of the least shitty writers currently working at Disney but he's a far cry from what he once was for the most part.

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The latest alleged leak to the entertainment media says Yoda is coming back again to check his privilege for Rey at the end of the trilogy.


>Speaking to the New York Daily News newspaper, they said: ‘The success of the scenes featuring Yoda in The Last Jedi were huge.

>‘Yoda will again appear as a ghost as he acknowledges Rey’s success and growth as a Jedi.

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Shit posting is for /tv/, Rianfag



Even if we don't have IDs, he's a fucking Alderaanposter.




>Luke has totally always been like this gaiz and if he isn't its for the best

Smells like a faggot who grew up on Revenge of the Sith.




Yeah, that is atrocious but I pushed it aside since like the characters the new bull load introduces, they have him act a part without making sense in that world: it is supremely stupid to have Luke in the spot of 'Master who is afraid of boundaries', he is a Jedi by practice -which would sound exceptional in Republic times- and as such he barely has imparted knowledge or traditions of old Jedi ways.

While writing that last part I was about to call Jedi ways 'old canon' but I guess it makes too much sense they are working overtime to destroy even the memory of that.


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>>13794 ⁽ʸᵒᵘ⁾

>Smells like a faggot who grew up on Revenge of the Sith.

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>I regret voicing my doubts & insecurities in public.Creative differences are a common element of any project but usually remain private. All I wanted was to make good movie. I got more than that- @rianjohnson made an all-time GREAT one!

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Its weird. Although maybe it was because he was only known for playing Han Solo until 1981 (when the first Indiana Jones came out). So he probably had to put up with being only known for playing Han Solo for about 4 years since not many knew him for anything else before SW. Maybe 4 years of 70s fanboys screaming shit at you whenever you went outside and calling you Han probably had something to do with that. Then again, that might not be the case at all since I don't know if there are any documentaries or interviews that specifically focuses on that part of Ford's personal life.



I don't think he liked doing Blade Runner either. I seem to remember that he purposefully fucked up the narration.



The narration was added due to studio interference. Ford phoned it in because he didn't really care for the idea. I think he's at least fond of the directors cuts of the film.



apparently he didn't phone it in, he's cited in interviews as saying he didn't like having to do it but gave it a chance.


no, he actually really liked playing deckard and thought ridley was a great director to work with. that's why he jumped back into 2049 almost as soon as they told him about it.



The Deckard narration in context plays like a Philip Marlowe in the dystopian future. Compare the fanedit "the version you've never seen before" that restores much of the deleted narrative and alternate scenes and compare it to any Philip Marlowe classic.

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Why do people dislike Disney’s canon?

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It was the sequel to Aftermath if I recall, it was Life Debt or something and it was on the first few pages. Someone posted screen caps a while back. Maybe they're in the old Wendig thread (assuming the pics weren't destroyed during that horrendous April Fools hack from last time.



Don't forget, he was part of the anti-gamergate crowd, and consistently uses the word "poop" in his tweets like he's a coprophile in a glass closet.



>I wonder if someone would chimpout at the idea of sexual content being "sublty" being introduced into books that for many people are for children.

Anon, the average Western parent actively pimp their kids out. What do you think happens in schools? And while there was a stir over the occasional sex ed for kindergarteners, nobody did any rising up and killing.

They even give you money to fuck your kids (Hollywood), and most parents in that situation gleefully hand their kids over to be HARV'd, because money and fame.





>implying these aren't just the scum who come up in the news



I'm going to look for it. Thank you for spoonfeeding me.


>he was part of the anti-gamergate crowd

Why am I not surprised at all?


I don't think that so many people do what you say, but I think it's more that they are so docile that they don't dare to make up a ruckus even when they are trying to transform their children into sex obsessed freaks, by means of showing them how many types of dildos they can shove up their asses.

I'm so mad too, I knew that Disney fucked a lot of shit up, but I can't believe they are making canon works which are deviant-art tier fetish stuff. It's horrible.

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Would you buy a Twi'lek sex slave if you could afford one?

And if so, what color?

What build?

How young?

How would you dress and accessorise them?

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>Would you buy a Twi'lek sex slave if you could afford one?


>And if so, what color?


>What build?

Whatever build I want since Plastic surgery is a thing. Large tits, narrow waist., big ass, no body fat, slightly toned.

>How young?

As young as I can buy. This is a long-term investment, and I don't want my sex slave getting old and saggy before I do.

>How would you dress and accessorise them?

Dress? I'm not sure I understand. Sex slaves don't get to wear clothes. She can maybe wear thigh-high stockings and shoulder-length gloves if she thinks it will make my erection stronger.



>not liking sensuous bodysuits or the taste of lace

Shit taste, m8.



>I keep forgetting she's fourteen

14 is basically an adult anon…



Honestly anon, in the current year, even 30 isn't adult based on how people act.


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I already do in SL

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Is Tales of the Jedi the best star wars comics?

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and that's it for now. halfway through. Maybe I'll do Vader's Quest next.


Question: Were the Nagai-Tof comics really that bad?



From personal experience, I really never found any SW comic to be truly bad (the ones that weren't great or good were okay at the very least) the only ones I found to be an exception were some of Karen Travis's work and that one comic that takes place after IV where Leia and some stormtroopers are tormented by reality bending 5th dimensional beings. I honestly don't know what the point of that story was, especially since the whole thing was undone at the end like it never happened. If that had been referenced later on or if those 5th dimensional beings had been implied to be survivors of the Celestials then maybe I wouldn't dislike it so much. Although I think the Darth Plagueis did indirectly confirm this, but it was pretty vague. Otherwise it was just a really odd and edgy story that was typical of shitty UK comics based on popular IPs published during the 80s-90s period. Like that cringy Sonic comic



>dissing on Sonic the Comic


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ITT: post videos that utterly btfo soy wars

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>prequels were all CGI

This meme needs to die.



Shame. I heard he kiss and made up with Geeks and Gamers so hopefully SWE learned his lesson but that incident still leaves a stain on him for me. It's like I can't get that out of my head now.



Geeks and Gamers is too trusting and positive, tragically. He’ll turn and go shill inevitably as soon as Disney makes any effort to flatter him.



True enough. Still, I enjoyed the video where he watches himself getting hyped over TLJ and TFA only to mock how foolish he was for trusting Disney.

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It appears that, for the most part, the /sw/ hivemind agrees that the prequels were flawed films, but criminally underrated and not nearly as bad as the RLM-driven hysteria implies. The setting of a once-mighty but crumbling Republic, ostensibly a force for good but overrun with corruption, decadence, and bureaucracy, is excellent, and a a good explanation for how the Empire came to be. The Jedi Order is a microcosm of that, being powerful with tens of thousands of Knights, but after so many years of peace and living inside a literal ivory tower, they've become too cloistered from the needs of the people of the galaxy, and act more as an extension of the Senate rather than an independent force for good. Sheev's rise to power is top-notch, and even detractors of the trilogy will agree that he raises any scene when included in it. The kinship between him and Anakin, and the corresponding fall of the latter, is also compelling storytelling. But there are flaws nonetheless, albeit minor ones that may be fixed without completely rewriting everything. So, what are these flaws, and what's the best way to rectify them?

Starting with The Phantom Menace:


Let's start with the biggest and most obvious one. I think if you just cut all of his scenes that aren't on Naboo, you've taken out a large portion of his annoyances. His comic relief antics on Naboo, while still cringy at times, are more often him succeeding out of luck in spite of clumsiness (rather than just acting like a dumbass for no reason), and generally move the story forward. Restricting it to this makes him more endearing as a character and the annoyances far more bearable.

>young Anakin

He's a precocious little shit, no two ways about it. I think he should have been a teenager in TPM instead of nine. It would have made the ensuing romance between and Padme less weird, for one. I know that her character was supposed to be only 13 during the events of TPM, but it's still visually jarring to have Anakin grow up and be played by a completely different actor in AotC, while Padme's barely aged at all. I think it would also help if his was one of several starfighters that made it into the eternal structure of the droid control ship, and his subsequent destPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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I wouldn't change a damn thing, because I respect George for doing the prequels under his own steam. Why would you diminish them by making them more palatable for the average viewer? I'd take what we got over some mediocre designed-by-committee tripe that Disney shits out.

Could they be improved? Yes. But why? Minor changes do little to affect the overall viewing experience. Any big changes, and the prequels are no longer the prequels we know. And I liked the prequels I got.



imo the only real big change i would want is for jar jar to be a bit more tragic and not a shoehorned comedic focus.



I really like the idea of Jar Jar being the kind of drunken bard character. It would go well with the fantasy tone of Star Wars.



>No. You're making shit up now. I'll admit its been a while since I watched those movies, but nothing points in that direction, including what happened in Episode I, which you seem determined to ignore.

Uh, everything points towards it. When Anakin first meets Padme, he's got a crush on her because she's a pretty older girl who was nice to him, which is normal. His 'obsession' with her starts after he is accepted into the Jedi Order and during and after the events of Episode 2. Palpatine all but spells it out when he draws comparisons with Padme and Shmi in Episode 3. It's pretty blatant and the EU material expands on it even more. I can totally accept it being a while since you've watched those movies, since you seem to have forgotten a crucial plot point.



That could work if he was funny.

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Soylo's lookin' WORSE than I even thought!


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Luke can always come back as a force ghost, and we never did see Han's body.



>we never did see Han's body

except SKB was destroyed, so there is no body.

besides that, mark hamill is not appearing in 9, apparently we're getting ghost yoda again.



Mark Hamill doesn’t want to appear in IX, but he could be compelled if they so choose because he signed up for three films.



Maybe he fell into a passing space ship.



>Maybe he fell into a passing space ship.

it worked for Phasma

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Jeez..and to think Kyle Katarn said Space Asians were the best.

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Looks more like a skinned lumpy potato honestly.



It’s actually a goble shape. If you put a wine glass stem at her chin it would look like a cup.







Well I'll be, you're right.


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Here's another movie better than the new Disney crap.

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Quality shit



> there is no real way to make the Empire look good

t. child with an infantile understanding of political realities



replace shit with the sw variant









Munk. It'd be "Osik" if he was Mando Dee.

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…Okay, that's interesting.

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