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Alright you nerf-herders, instead of having half a dozen threads where you shill your favourite Jewtuber and try to convince the rest of the populace that they are /ourguy/ and definitely not a greedy (((Toydarian))) who wants you to donate your Truguts(or Republic Credits if you're some kind of schutta) to their patreon you have this thread.

There is only one rule:When introducing a new e-celeb, you must link to some of their Star Wars related work.

Also, while RLM discussion is allowed, I would suggest going to their dedicated thread, since they are a very prominent part of the fan-base(for bad or for worse) and probably create more discussion than others on the topic of Star Wars.


Now that this thread exists, you may or may not get shit for bringing e-celeb discussion to unrelated threads.

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which effectively makes him a jewish ally..

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Feel free to offer up any new banners you want. Don't matter how stupid they are as long as they look decent.

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The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction to the board, but can also be used for suggestions, board news or anything you might like to share.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for live chats and watching SW videos (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We have our own Star Wars encyclopedia covering all pre-Disney media, the SW Holonet. Feel free to check it out and contribute: http://swholonet.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share what we know.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here. Just don't post CP and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a meta general for that kind of shit.

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It'd be optional apparently. I'd be down for that. Could be like the board's native lingo.

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Want to explore beyond the films and get more from the galaxy far far away? The links below will help even the most casual of fans get started into exploring and learning about the Star Wars franchise and its 30 years of history prior to the Disney purchase

http://www.starwarstimeline.net/ - The most comprehensive website documenting all things Star Wars prior to the Disney Era (also features alternative coverage of Disney Era material…)

http://www.starwarstimeline.net/Recommendations.htm - Reviews and Recommendations for those who only want to engage in the most acclaimed media or simply want to see the ones of most importance to the franchise's history and lore

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>Episode IX is underway, filming and as far as we can tell progressing nicely as rumours come out via Movieweb that not only will Episode IX be the longest Star Wars film so far, even longer than the 2.5 hour The Last Jedi, but that the final film in the 9 movie Skywalker cycle could potentially be split into two separate films, a’la the final Harry Potter movie.

>Episode X? That’s the new rumor floating around the outer husk of Star Wars 9 as we enter the second week of production starting tomorrow. Leaks continue to drizzle out of the Lucasfilm base camp, and the latest is that J.J. Abrams and his team are aiming to have the longest film in the franchise with Episode IX. It might be so long, it gets chopped into two movies.

>It is bringing back as many legacy characters as it can fit, with only Han Solo being left out as far as we can tell. Already confirmed to return are Luke Skywalker, General Leia, Chewbacca, Lando Calrissian, C-3PO and R2-D2. We also have the main gang from The Farce Awakens trilogy, including Rey, Finn, Poe, Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren and General Hux. Lesser characters such as Maz Kanata and Unkar Plutt are also said to be back. Then we have Yoda and Obi-Wan returning and it’s heavily rumored that Anakin Skywalker will return in some form, either young or old, in the guise of real-life Hayden Christensen (to appease prequel lovers) or CGI motion capture Sebastian Shaw (to get old school fans pumped).

News sites are saying this piece of crap will be the longest film in the franchise's history and others are saying that the film will be the first to be split into two parts just like Harry Fucking Potter. The motherfuckers at Disney are going to milk this harder than the prize-winning Bantha and get every possible cent it may be worth out of it. Holy fuck.

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He was important.


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Yeah. Totally important.


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Lame characters no one gives a shit about but don't worry yidsney will continue to push these unpopular characters in the next train wreck movie(s).Constable Zuvio will get an "answer the call (ghostbusters 2016)" dance number.



>there was actually a Zuvio fanclub before the film even came out

>dumbasses or simple disney execs thought this faggot would be like the next Boba Fett or something





I had no idea who the fuck this was, I thought it was that faggot that caught the R2 knock off in the net TBH. But looking it up its just something else that never made it on screen and found Hidildo saying this

>“I got to name him as part of working with [creature effects supervisor] Neal Scanlan and talking to the creature shop crew,” Hidalgo says. “We knew, with Star Wars being Star Wars, that we’d want a name and identify as many characters as possible for potential toys, potential storytelling, potential what-have-you.”

>Hidalgo says. “We knew, with Star Wars being Star Wars, that we’d want a name and identify as many characters as possible for potential toys, potential storytelling, potential what-have-you.”

>“identify as many characters as possible for potential toys, potential storytelling, potential what-have-you.”

That order lets us know that the toys that still fill Toys'r'us were at the forefront of their mindset. I know Lucas always had the merch in mind, but I am fairly sure he didn't green light a bunch of toy sets and action figures that never had screen time. I always had the feeling he would approve all that stuff after the movie was finished.

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ITT we talk about laser swords.

So what's the deal with synth crystals? I thought they were pretty much Sith-exclusive, not just by tradition but because the Sith were encouraged to channel their hate and anger into the crystals while forging them, meaning you were couldn't create a synth crystal without calling on the dark side. But a while back I was browsing Wookiepedia, and apparently everyone in the NJO uses synthetics? Do they ever try finding the old crystal planets, or discover new ones?

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It was in the Thrawn trilogy, but it's portrayed as something very risky tactically (it's imprecise and, according to the rest of the EU, ships have to reactivate their shields after exiting hyperspace so you could drop right in the middle of the enemy fire with no shields) unless you're using Interdictor to control exactly where your ships drop out (as Thrawn did).



According ti nu-canon lightsaber colors are determined by how good or evil you are not on the innate crystal color.



Seriously? I guess that means Mace Windu was part evil and why they even bothered to let him on the council. Also the whole "make your crystal cry and bleed" thing is stupid



>I guess that means Mace Windu was part evil

Vaapad does involve coming close to the dark side. Nucanon crystals are dumb as shit though.



>Nucanon crystals are dumb as shit though.

Especially since I always liked the idea of rare non darksiders using red lightsabers. Of course I consider the entirety of nu-canon to be shit and ignore it other than to laugh at it.

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>Star Wars

>was one of the largest, most detailed and explained universes in scifi, fantasy and overall fiction with plenty of good and bad tales that could be enjoyed for varying tastes

>had a lore-keeper who always made sure to correct contradictions in new media while not disrupting the creative flow of the author

>had the largest, most detailed and comprehensive fan-based encyclopedia out there

>red links were almost non-existent

>no subject that wasn't covered

>Lucas sells out

>3 good movies, 3 average to mediocre movies, and 3 new films that are unoriginal and overhyped generic dirt

>lore don't mean shit. write trump and clinton into a book as long as it makes money Mr. Wendig

>encyclopedia gets taken over by Disney, Disney shills and a paid newfag fan who screw up entire format of the site and its content rather than simply making a brand new encyclopedia to cover new garbage while also kicking out or forcefully converting major editors with the risk of ban or sjw threats, in effect making the official product worse than when it was fan-based

>shit is nothing but red linked empty articles now

>poorly summarized or incomplete shit in every corner with the shortest paragraphs for the majority of articles on any encyclopedia

>every new piece of media gets worse and no one cares about documenting it but the few shill slaves do it anyway because they don't know any other life

How the fuck did shit get this bad?

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The oldschool bald-human rattataki still remained canon in the EU at least. I guess it just means they share their homeworld with siniteen.


default skin is now monobook.


Wookiepedia used to be a great resource, now it's gone to shit. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticed this.

also, I can confirm that Wikia is a terrible company that exploits and mistreats many fanbases, which is why a number of them have split off to create their own sites. of course, Wikia refuses to delete the old content after a fork, because they don't understand any form of human decency.


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Is the new wiki project dead? Is there a way to revive it?



I was thinking, maybe the SWholonet could import content from Wookiepedia that predates nuwars, eg 2012 revisions. that way it would be comprehensive, and I could browse through the content I used to read without any mouse droppings, and without the canon/legends split.

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Let's share some non-SW pics or shitty dank memes and whatever, and then we'll try to photoshoop photomorph them to fit with SW.

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Throwing some low effort images I thought would be fun.


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I got lazy at the end of this one and it also isn't a completely perfect comparison but thought it would bring up some good points.



That's fucking beautiful.

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>hello, what have we here?

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>vader helped design the tie advanced

>hitler helped design the volkswagon



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Its all coming together.


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>hitler helped design the volkswagon

Chancellor Hitler helped design many things anon. pic related.


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Also they were both gassed, from a certain point of view.



I still would regardless.

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How would /sw/ have done Episode VIII?

The only real rule is you are not allowed to change The Farce Awakens in any way.

Bonus points if you have a better title and the logo isn't in red for some retarded reason.

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The next soywars is dead on arrival due to the shit storyline,even worse nu-characters, tumblr tier political message, and the gratuitous humiliation and murder of the OT characters.Nothing but a complete reboot of the sequel trilogy with the proper people in characters of the story, directing, and casting will fix Star-wars.





> characters



I expect them to reboot the OT at some point. I think it will become inevitable once they cast a young Luke Skywalker (they'll make some dumb spin off first) since they already have a young Han and black guy (horrible casting).



>I expect them to reboot the OT at some point.

of course they will, but it'll be Lucille Skywalker vs Darth Trump. hopefully their franchise implodes before they get the chance.



I really hope they reboot the OT and claim that the sequel trilogy actually takes place in the shitty reboot timeline.


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Right, they will probably howl about President Trump for decades after his term like they still do over Nixon so expect anti-Trump propaganda for next 44 years+ also you forget that if and when they reboot the OT they will go even more full retard with the characters,casting and storyline therefore

Lucille will not just be a woman but rather a tranny, musilm,black, feminist, pedo, and whatever other repulsive and unsightly freak show thing they want to push 5-6 years from now.


I hope society completely collapses by that point or yidsney goes bankrupt.

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The YT-1300 being a common, 72 year old, ship line really meshes well with Luke's first impression of the Falcon being a "piece of junk". Imagine someone bragging about their sweet car and discovering it's a Toyota Corolla older than the two of you combined.

Twi'leks being slaves and criminals does pair nicely with them being from a world where the only resources of value are people and drugs.

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>yfw "what a piece of junk" was retconned from being a literal phrase to code for "sweet ride bro"


>Han was a bullshit artist who made shit up

>and the Falcon was a piece of shit

As much as Disney sucks you guys are retards too.



It is a "piece of shit", but a fantastic custom piece of shit in peak working condition. Its even confirmed in the fucking OT. And even Lando sees it as looking like shit when they arrive in Bespin.



Nah no way. Even from TFA I remember mary sue confidently calling it a piece of shit. I doubt a stock yt-1300 is literally a piece of trash though.


is it safe to say the millenium falcon is the space version of a tuner car?


Just remembered another one. I don't know where it came from, but the imps paying for their huge new army by (among other things) raising tarrifs really high does serve as a nice explanation for why "smugglers" are everywhere and can be something other than spice/slave transporters (heinous and uterrly lacking in sympathy) or alliance supply runners (by definition already allies to the rebellion). It also makes the Empire more oppressive without making them cartoonishly evil.

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What species is the alien rebel in the Starfall illustrations supposed to be?

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> I would expect that there would be plenty of buzz among Rebel Alliance cells about the people who made procuring those plans possible and he wouldn't have to hang around long to come into it.

i suppose that does make sense, i just think luke naming rogue squadron after rogue one is dumb and a petty way to tie it in and shoehorn more disney shit.


Where were Cloud City scenes filmed in Empire Strikes Back? Going by the extras I'd guess somewhere in North America (there's a lot of black extras).



london is where all the sets were made.


I think it's safe to say that our friends at Nu Wars have no idea what they're doing. they don't get Star Wars or why people love it, and they're making shit up as they go along while browsing Wookiepedia.



Western Europe was my second guess. Thanks.

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Post some Twi'leks

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>this whole thread



>Rianfag wants to get cucked by Boyega

Can't say I'm surprised.


So, uh.

About that blue milk.



female exile is a shit



exile was declared female by some sourcebook and then by biojew for muh sjw brownie points. all the promotional material suggested the male exile was canon, but if you ask avellone & co they'll tell you most likely they hadn't really come up with a canon form.

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It's like they've completely disappeared from the Star Wars universe since Disney acquired LucasFilms. I know there's Hera in SW Rebels but she's a Disney princess and it's taking place before the OT.

I've also noticed that most of the non-human races are pushed in the background and none of them look like they belong in the Star Wars universe.

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Has there been a visual work that actually depicted lekku being prehensile? It's mentioned all the time in descriptions to the point there's an actual language for it, but I don't think I've ever actually seen it shown.



I've got some very graphic mental images, does that count as a visual? :^)

Besides that, Aayla Secura supposedly grabbed something with hers in the Republic comics, but I'm not able to confirm that.


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>retconned to be yet another basic bitch desert planet


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Don't remind me…




>not garbages

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I realized that while very tiny com-links are everywhere in Star Wars, there aren't any mentions of cell-phones or the like (the difference being you can't dial anyone with a comlink or make a 1 on 1 call, your communication is audible to anyone on that frequency). Only video games that show up are space fighter simulators (which can be repurposed for porn viewing) and playing board games against a droid that is holoprojecting the pieces.

Are there any other real world technology that doesn't seem to exist in the EU? I find the idea fascinating.

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Which ones? Only way to isolate a comlink call in what I've read is to either use a frequency no else one knows and/or encrypt the signal, both of which effectively requires a physical message to the other party to start.



>and I do mean a happy Life Day!



Jedi Quest series I believe, the one with the podrace.



Huh. In The Krytos Trap when a captured Corran tries to contact Rogue Squadron with a captured comlink he's explicitly hoping someone is currently listening on their standard frequency right now. That's definitely like a hyper-advanced radio and not a cell-phone.



Again, difference in civilian and militant life. Rogue Squadron benefits from using dedicated radios (and I'd imagine outer rim life in general is centered around an analogue to CB radios rather than cell phones) over a cell phone type device. However, it is worth noting that your example shows Star Wars is lacking a different technology—frequency switchers. Most military comm systems are constantly switching between a whole range of frequencies as they operate, and you can't just tune in at any time.

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