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sister board /tv/

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 No.2301[Reply]

As of today, /sw/ is under new management. Expect a very lazy but stable reign under my almost non-existent janitorial rule. And if you ever need some mentally stimulating EU novel info, don't be afraid to make requests.

Remember, serving your board is a great honor, so when Ep8 spoilers come out, make sure to spread em around and ruin the Disney nuSW experience for mindless normalfag moviegoers. U kulle rah doe kankee kung, you faggots.

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 No.2779

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>>2617

Okay some further bad news goys. I got kicked out of my old place but I got a new apartment. Once I get everything set up I should be back full time and be properly pissed off about that shit piece called Solo and try to set up the flags.




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 No.2832[Reply]

We know what happened to Han and Chewie but what did Vader do with Leia on Cloud City?

 No.2833

<I'll let you keep Leia and the wookie, on the condition that I get to watch her get LANDO'D first, then she has to blow the wookie.

>This deal just keeps getting better all the time.


 No.2849

>You have your mothers personality




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 No.2837[Reply]

It's like they've completely disappeared from the Star Wars universe since Disney acquired LucasFilms. I know there's Hera in SW Rebels but she's a Disney princess and it's taking place before the OT.

I've also noticed that most of the non-human races are pushed in the background and none of them look like they belong in the Star Wars universe.

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 No.2844

>>2840

>I bet you'd buy Twi'lek slaves too.

What upstanding Republic citizen wouldn't? Especially if he's a Jedi?

>>2841

Is that a subtle hint at goatse?


 No.2845

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As far as I know there's only been two in films since Disney took over and both were in Rogue One. The first was a background extra in a street scene and other was a dancing hologram. There were next to no recognizable aliens in TFA let alone twi'leks. Before that twi'leks appeared in every movie from Return of the Jedi to Revenge of the Sith.

The state of Star Wars aliens in Disney Wars is pathetic. It's been over thirty years since the first twi'leks appeared on screen, so we should be at the point where costume designers have the techniques to give us a realistic-looking twi'lek as a major character.


 No.2846

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>>2840

This - sadly.

Can't have anything that (hwhite) males would find sexy any longer - no more Leia metal bikini, no twi'leks, no more qts.


 No.2847

>>2846

If anyone has discardable social cancer accounts he should suggest tranny twi'leks. They'd jump on that without hesitation and we want DW ran into the ground ASAP anyway.


 No.2848

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Twi'leks are pretty shit tier




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 No.1089[Reply]

lads, i'm bored. i know on the old board, someone brought up the idea of us re-visiting the EU and doing our own shit, i'd like to attempt to revitalize that idea and form our own comprehensive EU, by picking and choosing the best stuff, leaving out the silly nonsense, and continuing any unfinished storylines, and maybe create some new ones too.

now first, we'll have to compile a definitive list of what's to be our canon. the old rule was that until george made something that would override it, it was basically canon, unless it was like a comic or video game, those were non-canon from the start. however, some of the very best eu material is either a comic or game, so that rule is gonna go out the window and we'll fit in shit where we see fit. also, in the case of say general grievous, we'll obviously go with the shuttle crash and shit like hypori and 2d clone wars (personally i think there exists a possible balance of the 2d and 3d shows).

i know i'm asking a lot since we aren't a very active board, but the last thing i want to do is post this on a pleb board like /tv/ or a pleb fan site like theforce.net, though i'm sure they would be helpful to some extent, i wouldn't want them to have any form of final say or anything.

so, who's down?

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 No.2828

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>>2807

I'd say basically all the EU before the Disney's acquisition should be cannon, all of it even the bad or the weird stuff. The Star Wars had the greatness pull by being a continuing story for decades which gave the universe a lived in sense by having so many authors work on it giving it atmosphere. I think that's the key takeaway to why anyone knows its characters and why there is a feeling to preserve its memory and also give it life.


 No.2829

>>2828

i think we can do without han solo fighting a giant otter or skippy the jedi droid though.


 No.2831

>>2828 (checked)

Sounds reasonable. But… can we please, please do something to make the Celestials more interesting and less derpy? Speaking of that, the war between them and the Rakatans deserves some expansion, perhaps even including TOR material like the World Razer and that equine race of spess mongols.


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>>2829

What's wrong with Selonian's? And also where is that picture even from? It's not a book cover, the only thing I've seen it in is star wars galaxy magazine but there's not a single other illustration that anything close to that


 No.2843

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>>2842

Wait, so we're going with Jabba being a Hutt not a Human right?




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 No.2552[Reply]

why do people refer to the "great original trilogy" when only two films in this entire series are good?

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 No.2588

Anyone have the prequels infographic


 No.2591

>>2567

>I need you to learn how to spoil things properly.

I'll make sure to include it in the special edition of my post.


 No.2592

>>2591

With the amount of shit you'd have to correct I won't be holding my breath for that special edition post of yours.


 No.2593

File: 35beeb736f96050⋯.jpg (143.04 KB, 636x382, 318:191, carrie fisher cocaine isla….jpg)

>Lucasfilm Ltd. presents

>a special edition of post >>2566

>>2563

>>2563

>Empire Strikes Back is flawed by it's lack of a self contained story. It's unsatisfying to watch the movie by itself because there's no real payoff or conclusion to the story

You find out Vader is Luke's father.

You find out Luke needs more training to defeat his father.

You find out Leia and Han have a raging hard-on for each other.

You find out Vader is bottom bitch to the Emperor.

You find out Lando isn't such a bad dude, and a pretty lax pimp.

You find out R2-D2 knows more about hyperdrives than anyone.

You find out Luke is a racist asshole that would judge someone based on their appearance.

Han is presumed lost to the bounty hunters forever and made a martyr of the Rebellion, Luke reconciles Leia with his penis in Han's absence.

Vader would take "no" for answer and never pursue Luke.

Lando and Chewy return to life of piracy aboard the Millennium Falcon.

Meanwhile, Lando spreads his seed, and adopts the tagline, you've been LANDO'D.

What more do you need?


 No.2836

>>2583

>dancing funny teddy bears to sell kids toys

>heroes have crucial job to do at endor but decide to have a cute cuddly reunion with teddy bears who tried to kill them instead

That's the theme of the movie stupid. Don't judge a book by it's cover as it foreshadows the plot-twist in Luke's battle with Vader.




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 No.2669[Reply]

Anyone else getting excited by the nu Star Wars trailer!? 4^_^&

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=Di99AjJMCO4

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 No.2752

>Seated in front of a thermoheater are Annikin's father, KANE

OH SHI~


 No.2780

KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE


 No.2794

>>2673

Right hand versus the left, eh? That doesn't bode well.


 No.2834

>>2675

What? Why the stick? Is she a teacher?


 No.2835

>>2732

Finn is like every "funny" negro in movies. It's like if they had Eddie Murphy run around in Return of The Jedi. It doesn't fit in with the movie, even if would be funny occasionally.




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 No.2626[Reply]

Who else #Hyped?

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 No.2781

>>2626

Disg


 No.2789

so every spinoff is clearly getting the "a star wars story" subtitle. expect lots of stupid shit in the future, my dudes.


 No.2797

thoughts on the tag and bink cameos?


 No.2806

>>2797

Probably a desperate attempt at pandering. Why did Disney ax the comedy?


 No.2830

>>2806

of course it's pandering, also didney dindu comedy, is a srs drama mang




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 No.2816[Reply]

Because why not? Give forth everything you've got, old and new, art and reactions, smutty or classy, everything.

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 No.2135[Reply]

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 No.2239

>>2238

>Gareth Edwards may have played nice with everyone but ultimately he did make a movie that's difficult to build off because every place you saw was a smoking crater by the end and everyone with a name died.

I would've liked to watch the movie he had in mind before Kennedy decided that it needed reshoots and Vader.


 No.2808

>>2159

>Imperials are nazis!

This moron had to be told that?

>>2174

So it seems the toymaking side of Disney is listening. We'll have to see if that pays off or not.


 No.2813

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>>2808

>>Imperials are nazis!

>This moron had to be told that?

They aren't. In b4

>/pol/

Nah. Current imperial government is human supremacist and the Empire as a whole is built around being a dictatorship, but that's where the similarities end. No eugenics or unscientific genetic theories, no pursuit of mythical and/or pagan powers (Tarkin all but laughs at Vader and dismisses him and his "religion" as atavism). The Rebel Alliance are not portrayed as some subhumans that should be cleansed to provide clay for muh Lebensraum (a blatant kikery /pol/ prefers to forget about) but simply remnants of an old, defeated regime that is a threat to stability of the fledgeling Empire.

The only striking similarities are visuals and perhaps the rule-by-terror strategy. But the former is a cheap way to clearly delineate the bad guys for the viewer and the latter is something not everyone in the Empire itself agrees upon - Vader criticizes it and even Sheev, while having too big of a hardon for wunderwaffen to avoid building a second FailStar, still gives priority to Force Sensitives.


 No.2814

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>>2813

Fair enough. Mind you, there have been examples of that showing up in more recent and I mean pre-Disney media, such as the Imperial Youth Program not the actual name, but that old magazine is long buried, COMPNOR, and the heavy coordination with major companies like Sienar Fleet Systems and Aratech.

Tarkin laughed at it? Don't you mean Admiral Motti?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Conan_Antonio_Motti/Legends The "Canon" side depresses me.


 No.2815

>>2814

>COMPNOR

It's not like they created it, just repurposed. And propaganda ministries are par for the course in dictatorships.

The rest are valid points.

>Don't you mean Admiral Motti?

Well, shit. This what I get for re-watching the films less than every five years believing my memories have not significantly eroded yet.




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 No.2368[Reply]

Sup losers.

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 No.2801

/swtrek/ When?

I hate having to go to 2 different boards just because I like both Star Trek and Star Wars.


 No.2803

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>>2594

Anita has a sister? I wonder what she lo… oh, right.


 No.2804

>>2801

Nothing prevents you from making it if you believe you'll be a decent BO, but it will only serve to divide the already small userbases into practically nothing.

Personally I have no interest in ST for now as I haven't seen anything from the setting, only played Voyager Elite Force.

If anyone has nothing better to do and wants to contribute something to the SW community (as it's the only possible source of anything good for the setting) you can make an alternative wiki that only incorporates pre-DisneyWars content. I know about the timeline site, it doesn't have actual info on the things it chronicles.

>>2803

She's pretty passable.


 No.2809

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>>2803

>modern-day South Park

>modern-day Fallout

>Rick and Morty

Why are there no 'geek girls' who are into good shit? It's all Doctor Who, nuWars, &c. - as long as it is popular and shit.


 No.2812

>>2809

They exist, trust me. They're usually bright enough to stay quiet.




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 No.19[Reply]

Post some Twi'leks

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 No.2530

>>2529

>This is sick and wrong.

Would you rather Gungans with Tits?


 No.2533

>>2530

>Gungans

No, no. Gungas. They are called Gungas. George said so.


 No.2564

>>2530

>You don't like that shit, would you rather this shit?

No


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 No.2767[Reply]

So this is starting up again you think it will be able to reach Clone Wars status by the end?

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 No.2798

I legit cannot take Sabine seriously with her fucking hair

>Season 1 actually okay did not mind it

>Season 2 is literally why

>Season 3 is what the fuck

>Season 4 looks normal but ehhhh

When they changed her hair they should have changed her armor it would have looked a hell of alot better then.


 No.2799

>>2791

Personally, I think there's more you can do with stories in the Clone Wars era compared to the OT era, but that's me.


 No.2800

>>2767

They are aiming for Cuck Wars.


 No.2805

>>2799

>Personally, I think there's more you can do with stories in the Clone Wars era compared to the OT era, but that's me.

Well that really depends on what you want to do…

The problem with OT media is that they focus so heavily on the Galactic Civil War, which forces things to be centered around the Rebel insurgency.


 No.2810

File: 18376562f0d2426⋯.gif (2.27 MB, 360x270, 4:3, 55451644916461541.gif)

I think people are starting to give on Rebels alot of them went in with the Clone Wars mentality of "oh the 1st couple episodes are just filler/fun characterization it will surely get better later on like Clone Wars did"




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 No.2765[Reply]

Hello, [insert board here] we are humble travelers from the board /bane/. Dank memes will come to you, but only until we take off again. First one to get dubs gets to decide which board we visit next.

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 No.2770

WHO PAID YOU TO RAID /sw/ ???


 No.2771

>>2770

The Mercenary .The masketta man.


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 No.2790

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>>2771

Bane?


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Uhh, sir?




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 No.1997[Reply]

Star Wars cringe thread.

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 No.2492

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>>2100

*cough*


 No.2536

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 No.2796

>>2492

Spess Kiwis don't count.




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 No.2723[Reply]

Is Tales of the Jedi the best star wars comics?

 No.2725

>>2723

Yes. Have a Sith free, first post.


 No.2726

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>>2723

Nah the Clone Wars comics that introduced Alpha 17 are better.


 No.2792

>>2726

Storytime?




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