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Youtuber Discussion Thread

DISCUSS YOUTUBERS HERE

Alright you nerf-herders, instead of having half a dozen threads where you shill your favourite Jewtuber and try to convince the rest of the populace that they are /ourguy/ and definitely not a greedy (((Toydarian))) who wants you to donate your Truguts(or Republic Credits if you're some kind of schutta) to their patreon you have this thread.

There is only one rule:When introducing a new e-celeb, you must link to some of their Star Wars related work.

Also, while RLM discussion is allowed, I would suggest going to their dedicated thread, since they are a very prominent part of the fan-base(for bad or for worse) and probably create more discussion than others on the topic of Star Wars.

>>14571

Now that this thread exists, you may or may not get shit for bringing e-celeb discussion to unrelated threads.

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Banners

Feel free to offer up any new banners you want. Don't matter how stupid they are as long as they look decent.

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Welcome to /sw/

The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction to the board, but can also be used for suggestions, board news or anything you might like to share.

Tips:

• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for live chats and watching SW videos (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We have our own Star Wars encyclopedia covering all pre-Disney media, the SW Holonet. Feel free to check it out and contribute: http://swholonet.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share what we know.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here. Just don't post CP and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.

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Comprehensive Star Wars Timeline, Recommendations and Reviews!

Want to explore beyond the films and get more from the galaxy far far away? The links below will help even the most casual of fans get started into exploring and learning about the Star Wars franchise and its 30 years of novels, comic books, short stories, TV shows, cartoons, games and history prior to the Disney purchase!

StarWarsTimeline.Net

http://www.starwarstimeline.net/ - The most comprehensive website documenting all things Star Wars prior to the Disney Era (also features alternative coverage of Disney Era material).

Reviews & Recommendations

http://www.starwarstimeline.net/Reviews.htm

http://www.starwarstimeline.net/Recommendations.htm

- for those who want unbiased reviews and want to engage in the most acclaimed SW media or simply want to see the ones of most importance to the franchise's history and lore.

The Complete Timeline of All Media in Chronological Order

http://www.starwarstimeline.net/Complete%20Saga.htm

The Star Wars Holonet

http://swholonet.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page

Our work in progress encyclopedia on all things Star Wars.

Requests

This thread may also be used to make requests for those seeking links to online stores, torrents or streams where you may purchase, download or watch Star Wars media that you are interested in. If you seek advice on media, this is also a good place to ask. This thread may also be used to post any Star Wars items, such as games, movies, books, toys, etc you're selling. So shill away, slimos.

Enjoy your time in the Star Wars galaxy and may the Force be with you.

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Soy Wars: The Mandalorian

First picture of the live-action show only on the new Disney streaming service.

It's a black girl, right?

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Can we get a list of the good stuff from the new canon?

Thus far I've found nothing except the mobile game Force Arena, Rebels/Clone Wars, Thrawn Novel, Tarkin Novel and the Quinlan Vos novel

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TLJ haters are unamerican

More Than Half Of The Last Jedi Trolls Are Bots

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Star Wars Resistance (trailer)

#Resist

#ImpeachSnoke

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SWTOR

So /sw/, I know that not everyone here (or anywhere) is fond of Star Wars: The Old Republic, and many recognize it as one of Bioware/EA's many examples of greedy corporate douchery and also the Revan character rape (among other things). But still, its the only major SW MMO out there and it has a shit ton of content, and I thought it would be nice if we had a thread specifically about SWTOR in hopes that maybe we could play together, form our own guild or just help each other out with stupid missions. The game is not as hard as it used to be sadly since they nerfed it by adding difficulty bullshit and even a single player can do a heroic mission by themselves as long as they have decent armor and a healer. But still, we could get together and kill world bosses and whatnot, or just harass other players and hope we don't get banned… If not, just call me a faggot/SWTOR shill and we'll just pretend this never happened.

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qtddtot - Questions that don't deserve their own thread

What species is the alien rebel in the Starfall illustrations supposed to be?

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Star Wars Image Thread

Because why not? Give forth everything you've got, old and new, art and reactions, smutty or classy, everything.

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Photomorph Thread

Let's share some non-SW pics or shitty dank memes and whatever, and then we'll try to photoshoop photomorph them to fit with SW.

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C(h)uck Wendig Fired

やったね!

http://archive.is/R1OLC

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Star wars revisionism.

I feel like I'm being gaslit on Star wars so I thought I'd ask if any one else felt the same way. I've been into nerd shit since the early 90s. I remember Star wars being a flash in the pan where no one cared much about it. The movies came and went as popular things do, games sold okay and books sold to the nerd crowd. It was a series which nerds kept afloat but it wasn't something colossal. It was no bigger than Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th. Big for it's time but nothing sustaining it.

The special editions were announced and made out to be this huge deal. Star wars was going to be back in the cinemas again and it was SUPER HYPE EPIC. But very few people gave a shit. They did okay and the nerd crowd went. It wasn't anything big. It definitely wasn't a legendary return or anything like that.

Then the prequels hit and episode 1 was every where. People went nuts for it because it was the real kick off point for CGI. The story didn't matter, people went for the effects and to enjoy the universe/darth maul. People didn't bitch or say it was bad because it fulfilled it's goals as a 90 minute CGI fest. Pod racing was cool, Maul was cool, Jedi were cool. Even the fish segment was considered pretty awesome.

Attack of the clones came out and it did okay. It wasn't any where near the hype of episode 1 but it was still hyped up. People went to see it to see more Star wars and be entertained with special effects again but special effects weren't as unique as episode 1s so it kind of slid down the hype a bit. People's biggest complaint was the movie ending just as the war kicked off.

Episode 3 didn't generate any where near as much hyper as episode 1 but it outdid episode 2. People wanted to see the jedi fight and while it was more of a "I'll pick it up on DVD" movie it was still well received.

A few years back I stumbled across the RLM videos tearing the prequels apart and it was news to me that people didn't like them. They had been pop corn flicks at the time and liked the same way Antman is now. It was like a whole revision of history was happening because people on the internet made shitty videos about them.

Now I look at the hype around old star wars and I see it being made out to be this HUGE EPIC TOTALLY DEFINING SOCIETY franchise that I never saw at any point up until TFA was announced. It influenced special effects with both trilogies and lead to many knock offs but it's a lot like Jurassic park in that aspect. It's visually impressive pop corn fodder not 24 hour a day pride parades in disney land.

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Sheev is Back

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1029131/Star-Wars-9-leak-PALPATINE-Kylo-Ren-Episode-IX-theories-release-date-Last-Jedi-Luke

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a23703795/palpatine-star-wars-9-theory-leak-spoiler/

<Ian McDiarmid confirms Sheev will be making a return in IX to confront Kylo Ren

>Palpatine is in Episode IX

Thoughts? Reactions? Contemplating suicide yet?

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Sheev thread.

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ITT: bullshit that makes you rage

>the eu was never canon

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Find a flaw

You can't.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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Star Wars Vidya

Let's have ourselves a Star Wars vidya thread.

What are your favourite SW games?

What are your least favourite SW games?

If you could make any game in the SW universe without any restrictions, what kind of game would you make?

And why will the VR game suck so much?

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What's your favorite version of each film in the series?

This can be Special Editions, Theatrical versions, THX Laserdisc Remasters, fan edits, etc

For me, its

TPM: 2011 Blu-Ray

AOTC: 2011 Blu-Ray

ROTS: I'm pretty sure georgie boy hasn't made any changes to this one so I guess the Theatrical Cut

ANH: 4K77

ESB: Color corrected 2011 Special Edition

RotJ: THX Laserdisc

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Nu-Lightsaber fights

Can we finally agree that the PT style of Jedi/Sith combat is ideal then all the horrible fencing crap in Nu-Wars. I agree George went a little to far in a few places but he at least established that the Jedi can use the force to agment agility. We saw glimpses of it during the sand barge fight in RoTJ but people pretend that Luke wasn’t doing jumps in the OT.

They should amp Rey and Kylo to fight as violently as Obi and Anakin did in RotS. Maybe incorporate some stuff from their first fight, but please make it feel like two force users are fighting each other.

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Alto Stratus's Politics General

The 'anything goes' politics general for discussing and bitching about real world politics and their influences on Star Wars.

Mostly for off-topic banter to avoid derailing threads if need be.

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Lewd Wars Thread

Post some Twi'leks

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Kennedy's contract extended until 2021

>Lucasfilm President and Star Wars Producer Kathleen Kennedy Gets Contract Extension

SHE'S NEVER GONNA FUCKING LEAVE?!! What the Hell is wrong with Disney?!

https://web.archive.org/web/20180928233508/https://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/09/28/star-wars-episode-ix-lucasfilm-president-kathleen-kennedy-contract/

>After turning out three hugely successful Star Wars movies since Disney purchased the franchise years ago, Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy is receiving a contract extension to continue shepherding the galaxy far, far away.

>After turning out three hugely successful Star Wars movies

Fuck these bullshit spewing cunts.

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WATCH

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So… did Vader remained chaste the rest of his life after Padme's death? Did he had any sex drive remaining? Did he had any moment of joy or satisfaction after being entombed in his armor? Or the dark side really supplied him in that aspect, as it looks like it was the case with Palpatine.

He had at least one fit of dementia, deliring about his wife and was sensible to things that reminded him of her.

Besides letting of the steam over his training droids, what else he did for "fun"?

Let's discuss Vader. What are the best works that depict his view of things? I remember that the last part of RoTS novel, his feelings after being put on his armor and that novel Dark Lord, where he basically suffers from depression throught the whole book. Shadows of Empire also show us some glimpses. But besides that, what do we have?

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/swsp/ - Star Wars Sports

Sports Talk, Sheevposting & Gets

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Can you guys give me a list of everything even slightly related to the Star Wars canon in chronological order (story wise)?

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We Wuz Russian Trollz & Sheet

>It just gets better & better…

Star Wars: The Last Jedi' Negative Buzz Amplified by Russian Trolls, Study Finds

>>https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-last-jedi-was-targeted-by-russian-trolls-study-says-1148475

Did Star Wars: The Last Jedi destroy the franchise and permanently rupture the fandom as its critics (melodramatically) have accused it of doing? According to a new academic paper by researcher Morten Bay, the answer is clearly no.

The paper, titled Weaponizing The Haters: The Last Jedi and the strategic politicization of pop culture through social media manipulation, examines the online response to 2017’s Last Jedi, a movie that has come to be considered controversial amongst the larger fanbase of the franchise.

Bay suggests that reputation may not be earned, and instead “finds evidence of deliberate, organized political influence measures disguised as fan arguments,” as he writes in the paper’s abstract. He continues, “The likely objective of these measures is increasing media coverage of the fandom conflict, thereby adding to and further propagating a narrative of widespread discord and dysfunction in American society. Persuading voters of this narrative remains a strategic goal for the U.S. alt-right movement, as well as the Russian Federation.”

The paper analyzes in depth the negative online reaction, which is split into three different camps: those with a political agenda, trolls and what Bay calls “real fantagonists,” which he defines as genuine Star Wars fans disappointed in the movie. His findings are fascinating; “Overall, 50.9% of those tweeting negatively [about the movie] was likely politically motivated or not even human,” he writes, noting that only 21.9% of tweets analyzed about the movie had been negative in the first place.

"A number of these users appear to be Russian trolls," Bay writes of the negative tweets.

Moreover, he suggests, complaints about Lucasfilm’s reported politicization of the franchise by many of the disaffected fans says more about the fans than it does Disney or Lucasfilm’s treatment of it. “[S]ince the political and ethical positions presented in the new films are consistent with older films, it is more likely that the polarization of the Trump era has politicized the fans,” Bay argues. “The divisive political discourse of the study period and the months leading up to it, has likely primed these fans with a particular type of political messaging that is in direct conflict with the values presented in The Last Jedi.”

In response to a tweet announcing the release of the paper, Last Jedi director Rian Johnson shared the tweet, adding, “Looking forward to reading it, but what the top-line describes is consistent with my experience online.”

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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff

>Ahsoka is back via time travel asspull

How does this make you feel /sw/?

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>Bob Iger admits he and Disney fucked up

>will no longer be making annual SW movies

>still producing shit with JJ and some new shitty film but will consider "going on a break"

Are we actually winning?

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TFN presents: Jedi Council Forums

what an absolute shithole. I just checked the frontpage of the literature section because of the clone wars news and they're now crying about fascism again and complaining that the Fel Empire is problematic.

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ITT: post videos that utterly btfo soy wars

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EU Copycats that work

The YT-1300 being a common, 72 year old, ship line really meshes well with Luke's first impression of the Falcon being a "piece of junk". Imagine someone bragging about their sweet car and discovering it's a Toyota Corolla older than the two of you combined.

Twi'leks being slaves and criminals does pair nicely with them being from a world where the only resources of value are people and drugs.

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Vader Imortal vr game

Kinda looks promising. Too bad it looks like it may be exclusive to the occulous quest headset(hopefully modders can fool the game)

Playing as Vader in vr seems fun does it not? Hopefully they don't poz it.

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Lightsabers N sheeit

ITT we talk about laser swords.

So what's the deal with synth crystals? I thought they were pretty much Sith-exclusive, not just by tradition but because the Sith were encouraged to channel their hate and anger into the crystals while forging them, meaning you were couldn't create a synth crystal without calling on the dark side. But a while back I was browsing Wookiepedia, and apparently everyone in the NJO uses synthetics? Do they ever try finding the old crystal planets, or discover new ones?

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Webm Thread

Post your dankest webms.

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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rae_Sloane

>an Imperial Grand Admiral is a black woman (these people are supposed to be Space Nazis, remember)

>leading quote is an edgy quip about how she's a strong independent womyn who won't take no sexual harrassment

Can canon get any more cringe?

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SW comics

Is Tales of the Jedi the best star wars comics?

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Griff Halloran

>One of the Aces that flies defense for the Colossus platform, Griff Halloran flies an extensively modified TIE-based racer that emphasizes raw power. No one is quite certain whether or not Griff is a veteran of the Imperial Navy, or whether he just flies old Imperial colors to intimidate his opponents.

So I'm guessing the only white male in this show is going to be the villain then? And they even made him an Imperial as well?

If he is good are they going to have a scene where he denounces the Empire? I can't imagine Disney wars ever portraying a proud Imperial in a good light, or even an ambiguous light.

The reason I'm making this thread is because he's the only interesting character they've shown so far.

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In-universe politics thread (Republic Senate)

Let's at a you're a senator in the Galactic Senate during the clone wars. What political ideas do you promote? What other senators do you associate with? Which ones would you consider rivals/enemies. What do you think of Palpatine? Are you loyal to the Republic, or do you sympathize with the CIS? What political factions do you support (Militarists, Humanocentrists, Rim Faction, Core Faction,etc)? What is your opinion of the Jedi and their role in the Republic?

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"If I take that helmet off, will you die?"

"No, but I wouldn't be able to constantly huff glitterstim"

"You're a big bounty hunter."

"For you!"

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#StarWarsGate

>tfw we finally drove Rian Johnson and Disney insane

Damn those goobergators

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Rian Johnson is alpha as fuck. Let me explain why.

-He told JJ to go fuck himself and basically disregarded everything he tried to setup in the soft reboot

-He edits his own movies

-He shitposts on twitter and makes people mad all across the internet

-He made a good star wars movie in a mediocre at best franchise

-He isn't afraid of being disliked, in fact he knows something would be wrong if he wasn't since nothing of value is ever universally loved.

-He watched the prequels during preproduction and writing of The Last Jedi

-He opens his mouth only when he wants to unlike Daisy Ridley

-His movie has made people cry for almost 9 months now

-He has people talking about him every day crying their eyes out shouting insults

-He mentally fucked with Mark Hamill a la Stanley Kubrick

-He went to the same film school as George Lucas after reading his book

-He will tell everyone alive to fuck off if they don't like that he makes the movie he wants to make

-He killed Star Wars for normies because he didn't make the same damn flick they wanted over and over again

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Actual goofy shit in the EU

Normalfags talk about stuff that wasn't even canon to dismiss the EU (Skippy). Let's talk about stuff that actually happened and is goofy.

In Rogue Squadron, Corran Horn goes undercover as a male sex slave. The mission is a success but he's captured and awakens tied up, explicitly naked. As he escapes a Super Star Destroyer, larger than all the land in Bronx county, emerges from under the cityscape of Coruscant (pic related).

Hard Mode: No Marvel comics

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Hayden and Sheev are the only people that can save Episode XI.

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Journeyman Protector sigil on clone pilot helmet

Has this been spotted before? I've never really seen many pictures of this specifc pilot. He gets blown up shortly after this frame. It's common knowledge that a lot of clones were trained by mandos, but Jango Fett aside, I didn't know this bit of lore was really integrated into the movies too, I always thought it was more of an EU thing. What do you guys think? I turned up the brightness so you can take a better look.

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Star Wars Wiki

>Star Wars

>was one of the largest, most detailed and explained universes in scifi, fantasy and overall fiction with plenty of good and bad tales that could be enjoyed for varying tastes

>had a lore-keeper who always made sure to correct contradictions in new media while not disrupting the creative flow of the author

>had the largest, most detailed and comprehensive fan-based encyclopedia out there

>red links were almost non-existent

>no subject that wasn't covered

>Lucas sells out

>3 good movies, 3 average to mediocre movies, and 3 new films that are unoriginal and overhyped generic dirt

>lore don't mean shit. write trump and clinton into a book as long as it makes money Mr. Wendig

>encyclopedia gets taken over by Disney, Disney shills and a paid newfag fan who screw up entire format of the site and its content rather than simply making a brand new encyclopedia to cover new garbage while also kicking out or forcefully converting major editors with the risk of ban or sjw threats, in effect making the official product worse than when it was fan-based

>shit is nothing but red linked empty articles now

>poorly summarized or incomplete shit in every corner with the shortest paragraphs for the majority of articles on any encyclopedia

>every new piece of media gets worse and no one cares about documenting it but the few shill slaves do it anyway because they don't know any other life

How the fuck did shit get this bad?

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Rian Johnson’s Star Wars trilogy is still happening despite the haters

Despite much hate received in response to Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the trilogy of Rian Johnson is still happening. Sorry, haters…

https://dorksideoftheforce.com/2018/06/12/rian-johnson-trilogy-still-happening/

Stakino incoming

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How would /sw/ have done Episode VIII?

How would /sw/ have done Episode VIII?

The only real rule is you are not allowed to change The Farce Awakens in any way.

Bonus points if you have a better title and the logo isn't in red for some retarded reason.

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Episode 8 ends with Luke disappearing. I suggest you start there JJ.

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Tiny details the EU expanded on

>Christopher Lee was a fencer and he wanted a lightsaber he could hold right

>Dooku is one of the greatest duelist of the era

>the second form of lightsaber combat developed was fencing based but is rarely used due to no lightsaber using opponents appearing in a millennium

>Dooku is pretty much the only guy to specialize in it or lightsaber vs. lightsaber combat at all at the time of the Clone Wars

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Dinosaur like youngling race

I've searched for like 4 hours for that kid's race and i didnt find anything, anyone knows which race is he from?

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Soy Wars Episode 9 (new infos)

Cast announced, Hamill is back, they will use some unreleased shots of Fisher from TFA. JewJew co-wrote the script. Shooting will begin in a few weeks.

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Tech that doesn't exist in Star Wars

I realized that while very tiny com-links are everywhere in Star Wars, there aren't any mentions of cell-phones or the like (the difference being you can't dial anyone with a comlink or make a 1 on 1 call, your communication is audible to anyone on that frequency). Only video games that show up are space fighter simulators (which can be repurposed for porn viewing) and playing board games against a droid that is holoprojecting the pieces.

Are there any other real world technology that doesn't seem to exist in the EU? I find the idea fascinating.

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What's the story?

I just remembered that I have this toy. I never knew why it was a thing, but I loved the armor anyway. Why did luke wear the mask?

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Disney Lucasfilm continues to attack fans

http://archive.is/mKVTL

Gee its nice to know that Disney and Lucasfilm picked the best and most qualified people to write and manage the Star Wars website. Remember goys, you're not customers. You are overprivileged sheep that need to learn your place.

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>hello, what have we here?

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Disney Wars IX Thread

http://archive.is/tKKnI

http://archive.is/zgMvx

>Episode IX is underway, filming and as far as we can tell progressing nicely as rumours come out via Movieweb that not only will Episode IX be the longest Star Wars film so far, even longer than the 2.5 hour The Last Jedi, but that the final film in the 9 movie Skywalker cycle could potentially be split into two separate films, a’la the final Harry Potter movie.

>Episode X? That’s the new rumor floating around the outer husk of Star Wars 9 as we enter the second week of production starting tomorrow. Leaks continue to drizzle out of the Lucasfilm base camp, and the latest is that J.J. Abrams and his team are aiming to have the longest film in the franchise with Episode IX. It might be so long, it gets chopped into two movies.

>It is bringing back as many legacy characters as it can fit, with only Han Solo being left out as far as we can tell. Already confirmed to return are Luke Skywalker, General Leia, Chewbacca, Lando Calrissian, C-3PO and R2-D2. We also have the main gang from The Farce Awakens trilogy, including Rey, Finn, Poe, Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren and General Hux. Lesser characters such as Maz Kanata and Unkar Plutt are also said to be back. Then we have Yoda and Obi-Wan returning and it’s heavily rumored that Anakin Skywalker will return in some form, either young or old, in the guise of real-life Hayden Christensen (to appease prequel lovers) or CGI motion capture Sebastian Shaw (to get old school fans pumped).

News sites are saying this piece of crap will be the longest film in the franchise's history and others are saying that the film will be the first to be split into two parts just like Harry Fucking Potter. The motherfuckers at Disney are going to milk this harder than the prize-winning Bantha and get every possible cent it may be worth out of it. Holy fuck.

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Ok, what happened to the Twi'lek?

It's like they've completely disappeared from the Star Wars universe since Disney acquired LucasFilms. I know there's Hera in SW Rebels but she's a Disney princess and it's taking place before the OT.

I've also noticed that most of the non-human races are pushed in the background and none of them look like they belong in the Star Wars universe.

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Star Wars Game Modifications Thread

TODAY IS EMPIRE DAY

http://www.moddb.com/mods/thrawns-revenge/downloads/imperial-civil-war-22-the-warlords

That aside, what are mods do you favor, /sw/

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Helping beginner

Hello after looking at some youtuber from >>20575 youtubers thread i realised i don't know star wars at all. I have seen 1-6 countless times and now i want to get more into it since i realised i know nothing. Where do i start? what should i read?

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Music Thread

For all your listening pleasure. Post your favorite Star Wars music, be it from the films, the shows, the vidya, or even fan productions.

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So what exactly did they do wrong besides lose? All they wanted was to not have to pay retarded taxes which is a pretty noble goal. Not to mention:

>Unlike the Recucklic they were transparent that their infantry was disposable

>Didn't want to subjugate the entire galaxy, but secure the outer rim

>Had popular support due to how corrupt and inefficient the Republic was

>weren't entirely just another pawn in (((sideous'))) game in my headcanon

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Dwuirsintabb Controversy

So within old Star Wars, there was an unresolved issue that always bugged me. I'm sure most of you never heard of it, but it was known as the Dwuirsintabb Controversy. The controversy surrounded a Troig (one of only two sentient two-headed species) named Dwuirsintabb, with the issue surrounding them spanning decades, starting from the Separatist Crisis and continuing on to the early days of the New Republic (over 20 years). The issue was that Tabb (the red head) suffered from several mental disorders and was suicidal, which put great risk on Dwuir (the green head) who was mentally healthy and feared that his "brother's" actions would end up killing him too and so he sought the removal of his second head. To do this, the duo left their homeworld which was still at a very basic level of technology.

The main problem was that due to their unique biology, the only ones who could possibly perform such a surgery without killing both heads were some of the best doctors in the Cord Worlds, but because the best of the best were all high profile, they all strongly followed the Galaxy's equivalent of the Hippocratic oath. This would lead Dwuirsintabb to share his plight with the galaxy at large via the HoloNet News and other major programs on Coruscant.

This caused a heated topic for decades between the masses and the medical community which was left unresolved. So here are the big questions (or theories to think over assuming no one ever elaborated on this)… Was giving Tabb psychological aid more important? Was Dwuir being unfair to his lesser half by denying Tabb this option? Were the doctors being too cold or did they realize something nobody else did? Would this have grave impacts on Troig society and the co-existence of heads if they had been separated? Was this two-headed sob the victim of heartless media hosts who wanted to exploit this poor fool from a primitive world for ratings? Or was he just a lying two-headed cunt from some backwater hick planet who created this false drama for the sake of being a big time holonet star who would rake in a shit ton of credits from pity?

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Jews, Star Wars & the dark side (EU PROS REPORT IN)

Thoughts on the assessment in pic related?

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How much faith do you have in JJ? Is he going to course correct or double down on destroying the accomplishments of the OT characters.

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Solo Watch-Along

Watch and comment as you go. We'll be working through Soylo in 17 chunks.

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Why teleportation was never developed in the GFFA? I just read in the wiki that the Rataka used for an extent, but why the Republic never invested in it? Besides people transportation, it have it's uses in cargo hauling.

Why such practical tech was never put into use? They can build DS and other expensive toys but never something practical as teleport tech.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WTF is this?! NONONONONONO! FUCKING TIME TRAVEL MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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Matt Wilkins Expanded Universe

Anyone here seen his EU videos? Maybe a bit cringey, but I unironically like his enthusiasm.

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Rian Johnson deletes 90% of tweets following James Gunn firing.

https://www.cosmicbooknews.com/rian-johnson-deletes-tweets

https://archive.fo/K7GhI

"Disney recently fired James Gunn from directing Guardians of the Galaxy 3 and severed their relationship with him following disturbing tweets that resurfaced from ten years ago joking about rape and pedophilia.

Now it's learned following Gunn's dismissal that Star Wars: The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson apparently proceeded to delete over 20,000 tweets.

According to Twitter users and a YouTube video below, Rian Johnson had 22.3K tweets, but then deleted them down to around 1,100."

https://web.archive.org/web/20130815000000*/https://twitter.com/rianjohnson

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Piracy

Anyone have the raw files for the Thrawn trilogy audiobooks?

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Star Wars: Underworld

If it hadn't be cancelled, would it have been good? Or even better than CGI Clone Wars or worse?

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Is he ourguy?

Also /sw/ related Doomcock discussion thread.

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This is going to fall into the public domain in 6 years. Disney is going to try to extend copyright again to stop it. How do we stop it?

What if found Senate candidates (and House candidates that have a chance at 3+ terms) and asked them about this? None of them want to look like a corporate goon if a random guy asks about it, and if they're recorded it's very hard for them to go back on it.

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Post Nu-lore you kind of like

>Random Medic Clone Trooper from the TV show

>one of the major arcs had an ARC Trooper discover Order 66

>ARC Trooper tells him about it but dies shortly after

>Medic Trooper starts digging into it and discovers Order 66 aswell

>Dooku finds out and orders his kidnapping and interrogation

>He is captured and put into cyro statis

>The CIS ship that had him gets attacked and crash lands

>The clone trooper is discovered 50 years later and is the last Jango Fett Clone alive.

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Porg

Does porg abuse exist yet? I can’t help but feel like tearing these shits apart.

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Reminder that the sith code is the only way to be free

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Was humanizing Clone Troopers a good idea?

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Star Wars cringe thread.

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8canon/Separatist Canon

Practically speaking, what is preventing a dedicated group of artists/autists on this board from establishing a non-cucked, 8ch-approved canon? We curate a list of approved materials (either by council or community vote) from old and new canon, in addition to fanworks that capture the general spirit and follow a certain set of rules.

I think this list is a solid starting point of having good material to draw from while also giving creators enough room to play around:

>KotOR I & II + Restored Content

>l8wrtr's fanedits of the Prequel Trilogy (I haven't seen HAL9000's, but I've heard good things)

>Clone Wars (2D and 3D series)

>Rebels

>Original Theatrical Trilogy

>Dark Forces/Jedi Knight series

There are 3 big problems I can see here:

>fanedits and game mods are in greater danger of disappearing due to not being nearly as widely distributed as official material

>the whole project might be nuked by a DMCA if the Mouse feels threatened

>establishing an approval process that's resistant to infiltration and low-quality work

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Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West

I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend. Reaching the man cloth space is the emperor, he is so strong and big, he even can use the original dint to create life… He is very deep to black influence understanding. The black influence can the matter that many supermans, but other people thinks that these are what can't attains. He became more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards, afterwards he died. In fact, he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple, then his land killed him to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is, he can let other people, but is incapable for dint to the oneself.

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Episode IX leaks

(reposted from /tv/)

So a redditor who leaked early storyboards on episode VIII

https://archive.fo/34xaF

Has leaked the early storyboards for Episode IX, see pic.

Link to his thread

https://archive.li/IBQN5

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TOR Separatist Canon

I know that we already have an 8canon thread, but I feel like it's purpose is for us to iron out more general concepts and ideas and extremely specific cases like the Korriban posts.

ITT we'll be trying to fix The Old Republic as well as set up a new timeline of events that actually fucking makes sense.

Specifically, we'll be looking at

>the mandalorian war and the cause of it

>the Jedi civil war that followed

>the interwar period inbetween the First Galactic War

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Skywalker Ranch

What does he do with all that land?

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Apologize

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Alternate Histories

What if Qui-Gon survived Maul's attack? Either Obi-wan fell to him instead or they both survived, but Qui-Gon is the one to train Anakin regardless.

I feel that much of what set Anakin up to turn was Obi-wan's teaching method: he was orthodox, generally taking the word of the Council and his superiors at face value, only agreeing to train Anakin out of devotion to his dead Master than any genuine urge to. His frequent chastising of Anakin probably pushed him closer to the father figure that Palpatine represented. If Qui-Gon, who was decidedly less traditional and not afraid to go against the Council taught Anakin, I think there's a chance that he wouldn't have fallen. Qui-Gon would validate Anakin's frustrations with the Council's detachment, instead of alienating him. Anakin would rely on Qui-Gon's cousel and not Palpatine's. Ultimately, he would take a role similar to Luke's, destroying the Sith after Sidious finished the Grand Plan and restoring balance to the Force, the first of the new Jedi.

Thoughts? Other "parallel universe" theories?

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Fitting a Round Peg into a Square Hole

Given the massive contradictions between the CGI Clone Wars movie and television show with the the rest of pre-disney Star Wars canon, is there any hope of reconciling that? What would you do if you ended up with the rights to the franchise, and had to resolve those differences between these parts of the EU without axing TCW? all Disney canon excluded obviously

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RANK THREAD

>1. Empire Strikes Back

This took what was great about Star Wars and expanded the palette aesthetically and narratively, proving to be the most inspirational Star Wars film.

>2. Revenge of the Sith

George Lucas' best directed film in the Star Wars franchise is perhaps the pinnacle of the Star Wars saga.

>3. Return of the Jedi

Ewoks aside, the first half hour and last half hour contain some of the best Star Wars/Star Wars OT moments.

>4. The Last Jedi

Anything I say here will be memed on.

>5. Attack of the Clones

More ambitious than The Phantom Menace - it reaches high, has more failures and more successes.

>6. The Phantom Menace

The Phantom Menace establishes it's own era pretty well and as a first entry in a trilogy is more enthralling than A New Hope.

>7. A New Hope

Despite being iconic, the other installments for the larger part are better produced and directed, and that's a good thing :^)

>8. The Farce Awakens

The opening five minutes is pretty good. The light-saber fights are shot pretty well, but it's too much of a copypaste design of A New Hope aesthetic wise and beat wise. If the script was truly original and the film's locations were alien and new to the Star Wars franchise, JJ could have possibly directed a memorable entry to Star Wars.

>9. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Fails to add anything distinct to the Star Wars franchise, despite decent visuals it's largely doing things that were done before and not doing them any better. One good Vader scene and one shitty Vader scene with poor dialogue and audio. The film is largely a mess, Felicity Jones can be jerked to is the only positive.

>10. Solo: A Star Wars Story

The only Star Wars film that most people really never wanted in the first place.

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50%

=FIFTY-FUCKING-PERCENT!!!

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_last_jedi/

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Fun thread

You have been teleported to the Legends/Nu-Universe.

You have all abilities, wealth and tools you have in this world the only difference is you are now within that universe. You are you.

You retain your knowledge and the universe is at the point in which you know the most about it. If you're a clone wars fan, you are at roughly the time of Phantom Menace. If you're a Galactic Empire fan then you're at the time of Knightfall/Order 66. etc etc.

How do you become the emperor/destroy the universe/save the galaxy?

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EU Binge

I am thinking about reading the entire Expanded Universe/Legends series of novels in chronological order, starting with Dawn of the Jedi: Into the Void and ending with Crucible.

In the interest of saving a bit of time I'll be skipping the YA novels but will probably include graphic novels like Dark Empire and such. Also gonna play some of the software I've got lying around that I never finished, not necessarily in chronological order (except maybe in the case of KOTOR, since I haven't played that in years and may a refresher it to read through "Revan."

Now before I start this journey…is this a good idea? I've heard a lot of the EU is bad, but how bad? Would I be able to endure such a project and keep my brain intact?

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Sith Thread

sith did nothing wrong

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Kennedy's shit getting fucked?

>Iger wants to fire Kennedy, but nobody wants the job because she put too many of her minions to work at Lucasfilm

ARE WE ACTUALLY WINNING?

Is this the fall of Lucasfilm? Can we expect better things? Worse things? Mediocre things? How fucked are we if Filoni does take Kennedy's place? Should the head of Lucasfilm be replaced by a team of two people? A creative director and a business director? Luceno and some finance expert or something? If that happens, can we safely say our shit has been unfucked? Will 2019 be the deciding year for the future of our franchise? We will somehow unfuck it? Force it to rest in peace? Or reduce it to the point where it just makes toys and games but no movies?

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Why does the sequel trilogy suck so much more than the prequel trilogy?

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James Luceno

How is he? Are his books worth reading?

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General Grievous General

I miss him, lads. He was so badass, the whole thing was, (((modern))) cartoons are gay. Fucking jews infecting the normalcattle mind and inverting their morals.

Grievous was the man, amongst those weak faggots he was the only onw who would fit in 40k

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/tg/

>after killing a bunch of Inquisitors and blowing up a skyscraper Imperials have set up guards in front the party's ship in case they're actually bold enough to try escaping this way

>guards backed up by an AT-AT a transport flew in

>at the level this adventure takes place at Move Object can target colossal targets easily

>the drivers are generic and have basically non-existent will defense

>on Coruscant

Has anyone run A Reckoning of Wraiths and not have the AT-AT thrown off the ledge?

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The Empire

So it's pretty much agreed that they were the good guys forced into the "bad" role by way of plot, but there are some E.U. stories that make them bad. But in a dumb way. Crystal Star anyone?

Is it safe to ignore shitty E.U. stories like that one that make the Empire a joke?

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Fan-edits

Has anyone ever seen one of these, like the Phantom Edit? The only I ever watched is the Despecialized Editions of the OT which were bretty gud.

I wish there was a version that kept the good parts of the special edition, like the 2011 version of Jabba, and removed the bad like the replace Jabba band and the Sentinel landing crafts and CGI stormtroopers that don't fit at all

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>When the soy milk expires

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Voice Thread

Aaaaalright, voicefags, clear your throats! Writefags, crack your fingers! EU lorefags, find your bookmarks! It's the first /sw/ Voice Thread!

Pick lines you want read out, or read them yourself! Go find your favorite lines from books, movies, and cartoons across time, or write new ones for our leisure! All is fine, so long as it comes from Star Wars.

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Clone Wars Timeline

Can someone provide an official timeline of when all the battles and events of the Clone Wars took place? Because I was going through all the material published in regards to that period and there's no way in hell that all of that shit took place in 3 years. Especially when you consider how many of these battles/major events involved Anakin and/or Obi-Wan.

It'd make more sense if it was like 5 or 6 years but sure as shit not 3.

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Huttese 101

Hey you! Yeah, you! Tired of using galactic basic like the neighborhood peedunky? Ever wanna learn Huttese like a real Hutt Space outlaw? Well now you can, you karking kungs! Just come on down to Louie's Huttese Academy!

http://www.completewermosguide.com/huttese.html (the ultimate Huttese dictionary)

https://lingojam.com/HutteseForDummies (simple online translator for stoopas)

https://mystwarscollection.weebly.com/how-to-speak-huttese.html (proper grammar and whatnot if you wanna go to the next level of madness)

http://www.quechuadictionary.org/ (Quechua, the ancient real world basis for Huttese)

Enrollment is free and all lucky graduates will receive their very own rodian-tailored jacket (made from real ghest leather) free of charge! Jacket shipping periods to extra-galactic destinations may range from 200 to 800 years. Shipping and handling fees are required up front.

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Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Wrecks Star Wars

Are you ready for maximum cringe as Disney violates Star Wars to the extreme in their sequel to a movie that was originally about video games? Are you ready for heinous designs? Leia as a member of the Disney Princess line? C3PO as the princess aide? And fucking nu-troopers fighting alongside Muppets?! FUCKING END THE PAIN!

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Is there any point in liking Star Wars anymore? Call me a cynical shitlord, but I'm growing more and more disillusioned every day. We all know everything now is run by Disney and we know how bad that is, but even looking backward to the Expanded Universe I'm starting to see many of the "old guard" nowadays propagating pro-Disney support, shilling for Disney on social media, and pushing the same leftist oral diarrhea on the fans and the franchise, and lemme say it, I don't care what someone's politics are, but when they're shoved in my face? Nah man.

I just don't feel any enjoyment anymore. The future of Star Wars is a void, and looking back a lot of what used to be good isn't good now. Is there any good reason to not just give up and stop caring?

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Last Jedi Blu-ray

Looks like the Bluray sells are dipping fast for The Last Jedi ever since the whole Kelly Tran controversy over Twitter where Disney majors like Rian Johnson, Chuck Wendig and even Mark Hamill started dissing fans and its been met with a lot of backlash. Even major sites are attacking the fans and SW is going through the grinder. What could this mean for Lucasfilm in the long run? Have they shot themselves in the foot with a 12 gauge?

A video on the blu-ray sells: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUMgyra-jdI

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Does anyone else look at Anakin and think "He's just like me?".

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The Mythology of Star Wars

If this video isn't proof that George knew exactly what he was doing, and the Prequel hating plebs are complete fools, then I don't know what is.

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I found the person who keeps defending/shitposting about Rian Johsnon and TLJ.

BEHOLD

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Ep 9 (new leaks)

After Soylo tanked at the box office there's now a second script written for Ep 9.

>Starts 5 years later, Rey has turned the Galaxy against Kylo and the opening scene is his last stand.

>She takes him to Jedi temple at capital planet which has a secret dark temple below. She asks Kylo to join him, he realizes Snoke was a spirit who possesses people and is now possessing Rey. Why wrinkly guy from 8&9 didnt matter just a body. Rey is nobody, all her powers came from Snoke.

>Kylo escapes and much of the movie is a "fugitive chase" film. Luke's ghost helps him, revealing failure to be Kylos most important lesson.

>Phasma is back, leads fleet with Rey's lover Poe against her, amends with Finn.

>Final battle on Vader's castle world. Kylo led by awesome concept of Vader/Anakin ghost who changes based on shade/light. Learns "the balance". Forges Vader and blue Anakin/Luke sabres into one. Fights Rey until she has the power to purge Snoke from love for him. Rebuild grey Jedi order, establish galactic order with no central rule. Sets stage for whatever stories they want to tell next.

>Execs want Billy Dee back for a great cameo i wont spoil but nothing is negotiated. Will include specific "i don't roll that way" hetero comment.

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Comicbookcast2 Thread

These guys…… clickbait so much…………….. I don't know where to begin…..what's worse is that they never criticize Disney Star Wars.

Do you guys they're shills or nah?

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I'm betting Darth Vader told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the twi'lek ass.

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EA Conference

In case anyone's interested, I've decided to play the E3 livestream in our cytube so anyone here can watch the EA conference and see how they'll rape SW this time. And also because, as we all know, /v/'s E3 cytube will likely get incredibly crowded as E3 begins, so feel free to post here if you want something less overpopulated.

https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

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Well you've done it now

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>Kelly Marie Tran aka Rose Tico the pudgy asian rice cake goes into hiding and deletes all social media after too much harassment

D-Did we perhaps go to far?

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Darth Maul

I really hate his appearance in The Clone Wars. He works best as a silent assassin type and they basically took all that away in the show. Why the hell did Lucas even demand they bring him back?

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Is Kathleen Kennedy's career actually in jeopardy now? Are Chuck Wendig and Jonathan Kasdan's twitter spergouts a sign of just how fucked things are for them?

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It's her birthday!

Say something nice about /ourgirl/

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>Let's get rid of all our customers and call them manbabies, that's a good trick!

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How much of the EU did these new episodes really undo?

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The History of Xim and the Tion Cluster

Are these articles lost forever or is there a place where you can still find them?

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lads, i'm bored. i know on the old board, someone brought up the idea of us re-visiting the EU and doing our own shit, i'd like to attempt to revitalize that idea and form our own comprehensive EU, by picking and choosing the best stuff, leaving out the silly nonsense, and continuing any unfinished storylines, and maybe create some new ones too.

now first, we'll have to compile a definitive list of what's to be our canon. the old rule was that until george made something that would override it, it was basically canon, unless it was like a comic or video game, those were non-canon from the start. however, some of the very best eu material is either a comic or game, so that rule is gonna go out the window and we'll fit in shit where we see fit. also, in the case of say general grievous, we'll obviously go with the shuttle crash and shit like hypori and 2d clone wars (personally i think there exists a possible balance of the 2d and 3d shows).

i know i'm asking a lot since we aren't a very active board, but the last thing i want to do is post this on a pleb board like /tv/ or a pleb fan site like theforce.net, though i'm sure they would be helpful to some extent, i wouldn't want them to have any form of final say or anything.

so, who's down?

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Chuck Wendig BTFO

Revenge against the fat faggot who invited so much aids to the fandom, the novel scene and was basically the Kennedy of the EU, finally begins! Also Kathleen Kennedy got betrayed by her biggest faggot loyalist John Campea and she's in hiding. Shit's hitting the fan.

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SOLO vs Guardians of the Galaxy

Now that the dust has settled: Which one was the better Han Solo movie?

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The Shills Strike Back

As Solo begins to falter, Disney shills decide to attack the EU and mock those who dislike Solo on any ground. The irony is that they're using stuff from Disney Canon to prove how much better their nu-EU is but its only helping to make them look worse.

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Toys

Oh boy! I can't wait to grind my dong against this sharp and edgy figurine just like my hero Pando!

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Soylo Thread Part II

Cuz the last one reached the bump limit.

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>D-DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH KID

this is the garbageman that wrote Solo: a Star Wars story. Could you be any more detached from reality than this guy? He is inauthenticity personified. Pure poison. Disrespectful, disgusting. This is the future of star wars.

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The grave you chose

Reminder /tv/ tier normies think that Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is a better Star Wars movie than The Last Jedi. It isn't

These same normies think Rogue One was great. They also liked The Farce Awakens but now don't anymore. They think that Infinity War is better than the prequels and the Empire Strikes Back. How do you feel about this? They want Star Wars to be managed like Marvel, this is the thought process of babies who wet themselves when they saw The Last Jedi.

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Why do people dislike Disney’s canon?

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About RLM

So, I've noticed that the overall reception of RLM and their take on Star Wars is pretty negative on that board. While I think this is perfectly understandable, and they're certainly not above criticism, I think they're treated a bit unfairly. Let me explain:

>inb4 shill thread

To get a few things out of the way first:

1) I do think that most of the criticism they leveled at the prequels are valid, they really blew it out of proportion. I also think that at least some of it can be attributed to comedic effect.

2) I'm certain that they played a major part in turning a large part of the fanbase against George Lucas. It was probably not their intention, though.

3) While I found their verdict on TFA (as well as the Plinkett Review) a bit baffling, I think some of it can be explained without bringing Disney money into it.

4) I'm not going to discuss the Plinkett reviews in detail in this post, but feel to do so.

5) The reviews are overpraised.

6) This thread isn't about trying to make you like them.

I think the consensus is that the prequels, while flawed, are not bad movies per se and are a great addition to the Star Wars mythos. So, why do I think Stoklasa was so harsh on them? It's simple, really. Stoklasa is not really a Star Wars fan. That's evident from the reviews, where he mentions that he has no interest in the EU material, he directly states that he doesn't read any of the novels and doesn't play any of the video games. He just likes the movies as a trilogy of competently made, greatly written and well-produced, overall fantastic Science Fantasy movies, while fans like us appreciate the mythos and the universe, to which the prequels were an overall great addition, as I've said. As movies themselves, however, they were flawed in many terms, which is what I think is the reason for his dislike.

So, why the positive reception to TFA? I think that's also simple. While I personally hated the movie, I do have to concede that it's for the most part competently made and, with some exceptions, follows the template of how a Star Wars movie works pretty well. I think it's entirely possible that that was enough for him to like it, along with buying into the hype of seeing a new Star Wars film that followed the OT more than the prequels. Further evidence of that would be his negative reaction to Rogue One, which was obvious soyboy fanbait with shit characters, and TLJ, which was a total mess, both in terms of filmmaking in general (and Star Wars films in particular).

As I see it, people kind of look to Stoklasa as some kind of Star Wars guru, which he certainly isn't. Again, he's not even a real Star Wars fan. While I still personally find his perspective interesting, even when I'm disagreeing with him, people should stop treating him as some sort of expert on Star Wars movies. That includes his fans as well as his detractors. He's just a guy who knows a bit about filmmaking, and who loves the original Star Wars trilogy, but without a deeper understanding of the mythos or universe.

Or he's just a Disney shill.

tl;dr: I think when it comes to Star Wars, y'all should stop shitting on RLM. You just should stop giving a shit about what they think because Stoklasa doesn't really know what he's talking about beyond technical film stuff.

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Disney Shares Dip

ITS HAPPENING

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Okay, continuing the digression from the Clone Wars aesthetic thread, what's your droid waifu? How would you make one? How would you treat one? Et cetera.

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So its just as I suspected. Vocal minorities are trying to blame Solo's failure on not being diverse enough and having a cishet white male lead rather than acknowledging that its just plain bad. Humorously enough, they're cannibalizing their ally Kennedy for not being even more inclusive and making PoexFinn canon. How long until Kennedy herself agrees and publicly blames Solo's failure on the fact that it had a male lead, and SW shouldn't focus on men, period?

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What's the general sentiment around here?

Anti-disney, pro-disney? pro-eu, anti-eu? pro-prequel, anti-prequel? pro-lucas, anti-lucas? pro-filoni, anti-filoni?

t: anti-disney, pro-eu, pro-prequel, pro-lucas. Filoni is ok but overrated.

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BROTHERS ALL

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Star Wars Saga Bracket

Fill out your Bracket here

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So to commemorate the disaster that is Disney and Ron Howard's Solo, lets talk about one of his very few films that isn't shit. Willow. Once long ago many years ago, the official SW website released an announcement on April fools cleaning that Willow was now part of the Star Wars Galaxy. But here's a thought what if that had been the case? Could Willow have fit within the Star Wars Galaxy? Media like Ewoks showed that almost anything could be possible on Endor so could the setting of Willow take place on Endor or a similar nearby planet within the same star system as Endor? Could a proper story have made it work? I personally would love the idea of the Endor star system being the home of more D&D and fantasy-adventure inspired worlds.

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It's been a while since I've ever seen a force push thread

Let's make force push great again.

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Solo

Currently a 72% among critics which all seem divided in their opinions with only a few giving it "perfect praise" which are mostly "its great because its great! Han shoots first! Amirite fellow memers?". The only ones that don't go down this route are the super simple "well at least its original, unlike TFA, RO and TLJ and doesn't rely on the OT" even though its a fucking film about Han freaking Solo. Anyway, even the good reviews criticize it as feeling empty or questioning how the film does not try to make its existence feel valid. Also something about a shitty SW live action TV series in the works which will undoubtedly kill us internally with its intense faggotry. Shills on Disqus are also working over time across several news sites covering this film in an attempt to damage control and shoot down any criticism.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/solo_a_star_wars_story/

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Try to name a better Jedi than Kyle Katarn

>Defects to the Rebels for space Asian ass

>takes down the Dark Trooper program

>does this before he even became a jedi

>he goes on a rampage killing dark jedi to avenge his father

>finds the valley of the jedi

>Actually knows and understands the horrors of the dark side

>When duty calls he knows what he must do and finally fully becomes a jedi

>Makes the force his bitch uses it to scratch his ass and use force lighting without becoming a sith

>People will fear you if you were his apprentice

>has a bombass beard and coat

>Weegee always has his back

>To good for jedi robes

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star wars discord famalams

https://discord.gg/ztg2Q6X

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Solo Writer BTFO

>these are pathetic times we live in.

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Human Rights for clones?

It's pretty fucked up that the Republic used living, sentient beings as cannon fodder so freely. Should they give clones rights? Yes or No?

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SOY WARS: DINDUNUFFIN ANOUNCED

I'm now convinced disney is purposely trying to ruin Star Wars.

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I don't know what you guys are talking about. Star Wars Episode 7 and 8 were fantastic. I especially like how the new hero (who's like a fusion of Luke and Han) has 3 Chewbaccas to call his own: Treebacca, Coonbacca, and Tattoobacca.

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May the 4th be with you

…girls and soyboys!

I fucking hate that day now, thanks Disney

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OH NO

Soylo's lookin' WORSE than I even thought!

http://hooktube.com/watch?v=9Szts88zY4o

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Jeez..and to think Kyle Katarn said Space Asians were the best.

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The Dreadnought (First Ordah)

>The way I approached the design was purely from the design-that-makes-sense approach

<Ends up making a ship that looks like a slice of pizza with a benis

http://www.starwars.com/news/inside-two-deadly-new-first-order-vehicles-from-the-last-jedi

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Soyboys BTFO

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Some of you Jedi are all right. Don't come to the temple tomorrow.

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HE WAS MY POD BROTHER!

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Under New Management

As of today, /sw/ is under new management. Expect a very lazy but stable reign under my almost non-existent janitorial rule. And if you ever need some mentally stimulating EU novel info, don't be afraid to make requests.

Remember, serving your board is a great honor, so when Ep8 spoilers come out, make sure to spread em around and ruin the Disney nuSW experience for mindless normalfag moviegoers. U kulle rah doe kankee kung, you faggots.

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Ewoks vs. Gungans vs. Porgs

Argue for or against any of them and how their implementation could've been better (or worse) in Star Wars.

>ewoks

It's probably age speaking, but they've never bothered me. As an adult, I see where Lucas is coming from with the Vietnam allegory, but others just see merchandise mascot characters kill hardened soldiers.

>gungans

Lucas has too much of a love for slapstick humor and it shows in all three prequels, especially in TPM. Removing or reducing Jar Jar would've made things far more bearable. It's only him really dragging them down.

>porgs

Fine for a few establishing shots, but the constant humor scenes are almost on par with Jar Jar. They just ruin the movie's tone. Slapstick humor just doesn't seem to fit in Star Wars. I really need to rewatch the movies and see how the funny parts are played out for comparison.

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Cashgrabfront II: The Jewening thread

How do you feel about it troopers?

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The Big Twi'lek Question

Would you buy a Twi'lek sex slave if you could afford one?

And if so, what color?

What build?

How young?

How would you dress and accessorise them?

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TLJ Cross Sections

Let us take a look at the ships and vehicles of The Last Jedi.

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IT'S SO DENSE

EVERY SINGLE PAGE HAS SO MANY THINGS GOING ON

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WEW LAD

If true that would mean Disney is paying millions for something that's worse then a 13-year-old's fanfiction.

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Am I the only one who VASTLY prefers the prequel era to the original trilogy era? There's so many intriguing stories, characters and concepts in there, the movie execution may have been a bit shoddy but when you include all the EU material, it's really fucking deep. Creeping corruption of the Republic, incredibly awesome antagonists, a surprisingly non-simplistic war fought by expendable biological/mechanical machines and the ethics of doing so, etc.

Meanwhile, I look at the OT and I am bored to death. I actually saw them first, before the prequels even came out and even with the EU material, it's just…so fucking boring. Luke may as well be a cipher, Leia veers between annoying and pointless and Han is a fun archetype, I guess, but he never actually grows out of it or shows depth beyond it. Darth Vader is only really entertaining in the first movie and Sidious was much more compelling in the prequels.

It doesn't help that EU writers seem shackled for creativity when it came to that era and when they did manage to push the boundaries, we got shitfests like the Yuuzhan Vong and Waru.

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Darth Vader

I'll be honest, I find Darth Vader lame as fuck. I like Star Wars but people creaming themselves over his character puzzles me. His voice isn't intimidating, it sounds like a flaming homo with a lisp trying to do a tough guy voice while wearing a voice changer. He is basically Darth Sidious' bitch, even if you take away the prequels with mommy/wife issues if you take them into account as well. His design isn't particularly visually compelling either.

It feels like he is a "big thing" in Star Wars only because of his status as the franchise mascot (let's be honest here, nobody gives a fuck about Luke Skywalker) and not because he is actually a cool character. He was kind of entertaining in the very first Star Wars movie, I'll admit but he never recaptured that spark in any subsequent material. In fact, further SW material just made him even worse.

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Backstroke of the West & "Fanworks" Thread

Here's another movie better than the new Disney crap.

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Episode 9 Rumor Mill

The latest alleged leak to the entertainment media says Yoda is coming back again to check his privilege for Rey at the end of the trilogy.

metro.co.uk/2018/04/15/yoda-set-to-make-comeback-in-star-wars-episode-ix-to-acknowledge-reys-success-as-a-jedi-7468745/amp/

>Speaking to the New York Daily News newspaper, they said: ‘The success of the scenes featuring Yoda in The Last Jedi were huge.

>‘Yoda will again appear as a ghost as he acknowledges Rey’s success and growth as a Jedi.

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Mark Hamill apologises for criticising Star Wars: The Last Jedi

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/12/27/mark-hamill-apologises-criticising-star-wars-last-jedi/

>I regret voicing my doubts & insecurities in public.Creative differences are a common element of any project but usually remain private. All I wanted was to make good movie. I got more than that- @rianjohnson made an all-time GREAT one!

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New Soylo characters

>strong black female with an afro

>goofy-looking aliens with awful names

Rumor says that one of the characters is named Moloch.

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"Fixing" the PT

It appears that, for the most part, the /sw/ hivemind agrees that the prequels were flawed films, but criminally underrated and not nearly as bad as the RLM-driven hysteria implies. The setting of a once-mighty but crumbling Republic, ostensibly a force for good but overrun with corruption, decadence, and bureaucracy, is excellent, and a a good explanation for how the Empire came to be. The Jedi Order is a microcosm of that, being powerful with tens of thousands of Knights, but after so many years of peace and living inside a literal ivory tower, they've become too cloistered from the needs of the people of the galaxy, and act more as an extension of the Senate rather than an independent force for good. Sheev's rise to power is top-notch, and even detractors of the trilogy will agree that he raises any scene when included in it. The kinship between him and Anakin, and the corresponding fall of the latter, is also compelling storytelling. But there are flaws nonetheless, albeit minor ones that may be fixed without completely rewriting everything. So, what are these flaws, and what's the best way to rectify them?

Starting with The Phantom Menace:

>Jar-Jar

Let's start with the biggest and most obvious one. I think if you just cut all of his scenes that aren't on Naboo, you've taken out a large portion of his annoyances. His comic relief antics on Naboo, while still cringy at times, are more often him succeeding out of luck in spite of clumsiness (rather than just acting like a dumbass for no reason), and generally move the story forward. Restricting it to this makes him more endearing as a character and the annoyances far more bearable.

>young Anakin

He's a precocious little shit, no two ways about it. I think he should have been a teenager in TPM instead of nine. It would have made the ensuing romance between and Padme less weird, for one. I know that her character was supposed to be only 13 during the events of TPM, but it's still visually jarring to have Anakin grow up and be played by a completely different actor in AotC, while Padme's barely aged at all. I think it would also help if his was one of several starfighters that made it into the eternal structure of the droid control ship, and his subsequent destruction of it only happened after the other pilots had already made some tactical moves to set things up. Then, after they all get shot down, and Anakin flounders about for a bit and almost gets killed himself before R2 pulls him out of a jam, and ends up dealing the final blow that the other pilots were only moments away from making. Also, I think there should be some throwaway dialogue somewhere to justify why Anakin was dragged along with the Jedi into warzone instead of kept in relative safety.

>muh midi-chlorians

I personally don't think this is as big a deal as some make it out to be, especially when you consider that midi-chlorians aren't the Force, just a living aspect of it. However, I do see the issues and it seems to have rustled a lot of jimmies, so I think the best option would be to be a little more explicit about them just being a yardstick for the Force.

>Maul and the duel

I thought this was handled pretty well overall. The fight scene was enjoyable to watch, and while there wasn't any personal tension between Maul and the Jedi, there didn't have to be. Maul is a very intimidating villain on his own, and that makes the audience invested in this duel. Normies (parroting Plinkett) bitch about this fight being tensionless choreography, but I just don't see it. I have no idea what that plasma-shaft room is, though. Or why it's on the main floor of the royal palace. It's a cool visual and all but it would be nice to have context for these things.

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Mark Hamill Finally Snaps

Is he finally growing a pair and taking a stab at Disney? Will he finally become /ourguy/ and become as cool as Mr. Shatner?

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#RunDisney (Star Wars Event)

http://www.starwars.com/news/6-reasons-to-try-rundisney-star-wars-even-if-youre-new-to-running

<Are you ready to wrap your Disney-made hijab, don on your pride ribbons and go running with high schoolers, old ladies and other sickening normalfags?! CUZ I SURE AM HII-YUCK!

I remember when SW.com used to be fun and informative… but shit just keeps spiraling downward…

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Emperor Palpatine, I'm Hutt

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A new Code: back from the undeserved deletion edition

I have the weirdest feeling that this was terribly misunderstood. the thread was shitposted in and trolled, and then the moderator or board owner deleted it, just like that. try to look into what I'm saying here. don't be so shallow, actually try to deeply understand me.

harmony is made to look like chaos.

harmony and balance exist without chaos, but chaos does not exist without balance and harmony to support it.

without harmony to create a balanced order that can continue reacting passionately, there is no chaos.

There is no strength or weakness without power.

There is no fear or courage without strength and weakness.

There is ignorance in the strong fighting the weak if the weak are good.

There is ignorance in the weak fighting the strong if the strong are good.

There is ignorance in believing that good is the same for everyone.

There is no dark or light, ying or yang; there is only God.

There is no rulebook or religions; there is only God.

Read through corruption; Read through wisdom; distill the drops of truth, distill the drops of yourself.

doubt not and despair not; instead only fearless and unbreakable faith.

there is no serenity and peace without passion and emotion; without caring about something, there is no reason to do or not do.

imperfection is a lie. There is only Perfection.

There is no life or death, there is only God.

Through God There is always potential to grow and improve.

Through God I am guided on the path.

Through following the path I gain improvement.

Through improvement I grow.

Through growth I gain knowledge.

Through knowledge I gain wisdom.

Through wisdom I perceive the truth.

perceive the truth; perceive God.

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*blocks your path*

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Hey /sw/. Does anyone here know about copyright rules? Specifically about creating an SW roguelike game, which I am working on as a hobby project.

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Anakin… had a hard life

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Toys

Man, Rose sure is popular.

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Best Star Wars species

Which species is the best and why is it

The Sith

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Planet Soy

Homeworld of pic-related

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gatalenta

>Gatalenta was a warm, uncommonly tranquil planet famed for its tea, lengthy, erudite poetry and meditative retreats. Natives of Gatalenta were renowned for their calmness and serenity, and rose each day to thank the planet's multiple suns for rising. Love and compassion were taught and practiced fondly by the people of Gatalenta, and crying openly was considered a virtue and proof of a caring heart.[1] The Gatalentan people were also known for living austerely, with the only colorful parts of their attire being traditional red cloaks. They were ruled by the Council of Mothers. Slavery was illegal on the planet, and slaves were not allowed to be brought to the planet. If a slave was brought there, and their master was caught, the slave was set free.[2] A member of the New Republic, Gatalenta was represented in the Galactic Senate for over twenty years by Senator Tai-Lin Garr. New Republic pilot Joph Seastriker also came from Gatalenta,[1] as did Resistance Vice Admiral[3] Amilyn Holdo.[2] In the years before the Galactic Civil War, Gatalenta had a strong Jedi tradition, and the old Jedi Expanded Universe remained alive on Gatalenta in spite of the Jedi Purge. In fact, Gatalenta became one of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker's first destinations when he began studying the history of the Jedi Order.[1]

<Council of Mommies

Holy fuck, it's literally the tumblrina/soyboy planet with mommy issues cranked up times a thousand. This is how low nu-SW has sunken.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Amilyn_Holdo

<She's a great character! The books she first appeared in were great! She's just like Luna Lovegood!

Don't these niggos read anything outside of Harry-fucking-Potter?

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Empire Vs. Republic Technology

The quite possibly dumbest thing that annoys me to no end is how military technology in The Republic compared to the Empire is huge. Now I know people will be like "oh its different the Empire did not have to fight an intergalactic war!".

Now ill give you that the Empire changed its starcraft policy to be something like the CIS with more cheap fighters swarming the enemy. However I still stand by the fact something like the AT-TE or the Juggernaut were superior when compared to the AT-AT. The Empire also dropping the Gunship was a dumb idea as well.

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Happy New Year /sw/

>Thanks to Disney Dash rendar and HK-47 will never be canon

>Thanks to EA we will never get a good Star Wars game ever again

>Thanks to marvel we will never have good star Wars comics ever again

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Remember when Ventress wasn't an ex-Jedi from a clan of matriarchial fanfiction-tier witches with daddy issues, Grievous wasn't a punchline and Durge wasn't consigned to the dustbin of history?

I'd gladly give up Darth Maul coming back if it meant we could get this glorious triumvirate being the bane of the Republic's existence while Count Dooku is being a classy mastermind instead of a comically evil douche.

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Daily reminder cuckwars is for normies

A planet being destroyed.

>in Starwars: biggest thing ever and the center point of a galatic comflict

>in Warhammer 40k: it's thuesday

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What sports are there in the SW galaxy other than racing and Space ____?

Do you think there's practical blaster competitions? Riders of the Maelstorm mentions Space Skeet so clearly there are some shooting sports in the GFFA.

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sportschan.org GET

this my GET budy

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Random crazy theory: Snoke isn't a physical being, but a subconscious Force projection, created by Kylo's deep need for a Palpatine figure to complete his Vader fantasy.

Snoke and/or stupid theories thread?

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TLJ deleted scenes are showing up online.

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/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

Sleep Tight Yoder Edition

>Upcoming Releases:

http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2018.htm

>Out This Week:

Star Wars #45 (Wed 21)

Poe Dameron #25 (Wed 21)

>Star Wars Rebels Mid-Season 4 Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jWIDwq44ZI

>Rebels Recon: A Fool's Hope & Family Reunion and Farewell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR8Sn_2VRBA

>Solo: A Star Wars Story Official Teaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNW0B0HsvVs

>Solo: A Star Wars Story TV Spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Szts88zY4o

>STAR WARS: Battlefront II – The Movie (2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geqUtEjdREc

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)

http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Star Wars: Forces of Destiny

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWNBXSxZZrsvWdnoGsLCr6WL

>Canon Guide:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing

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Is he our last hope for the Star Wars universe?

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/thrawn/ general

Is he a textbook example of missed potential? His character should for all intents and purposes be a formidable, calculated foe, but from what I've seen on Rebels and his books he amounts to little else except watching shit go down as going "Yes…good."

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How important are aliens to the Star Wars experience for you, /sw/?

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Star Wars: The Genndy Wars

Can we get a discussion going about the 2003 Clone Wars cartoon? I actually miss the days of the biggest argument in the Star Wars Fandom was if the 2003 Clone Wars cartoon was better than 2008.

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Hello /sw/. /v/tard here. I know Skyrim is something of incredible faggotry and an insult to the industry, yet it is easy as hell to mod, so to get straight to the point, me and some friends want to make a Skyrim mod that's basically a brand new game that takes place on Endor and recreates as much of the landscape as possible based on the visuals seen in the movies, games, comics and cartoons. I'd call it Endor: An Expanded Universe. It's not something I have officially decided to do and I can't guarantee that it will be a quick release (far from it) and it's probably not something I would start working on this year, due to my other stupidly pointless modding projects and my job, but I want to know, if I make it, would it be something any oldschool SW fans would be interested in? Most of the game would be about fighting the many exotic creatures on Endor, especially those from other planets that ended up there because of carrier ships that got trapped in the moon's gravitational pull, maybe even a few Krayt Dragons, Rancor and Gundark bosses. NPCs and quest givers would mainly be Ewoks, Duloks, Jindas, Tulgahs and Yuzzums. I would also consider adding new playable races, like Humans (Coruscantian, Tatooinian and Corellian), Rodians, Bothans, Mon Cal, Twi'lek, Wookiee and maybe one other thing. Again, this is all just a basic concept idea and not something definitive at the moment, we'd just like to hear your input and tell us how stupid it is because it uses Skyrim as a basis.

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Marvel SW Comics

http://archive.is/YhzMC

>the awful art

>the worse writing

>the embarrassing excuses trying to justify reading this garbage

<READ OUR COMICS! THEY HAVE DIVERSITY! THIS IS WHAT BUYING IT FROM THAT BIGOT LUCAS WAS ALL ABOUT! FREEING SW OF SEXISM AND BIGOTRY! DIVERSITY BONER HOOO!!!

The absolute state of the Disney EU and its retarded fans. How fucking retarded can they get?

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Besides the cinematic effect, that 'battle" does make sense? That military tactics would work? Simply marching foward under fire?

You can only see infantary running around and shooting, massive waves, some artillery and very light air support from the part of the Republic. How is that useful against an entrenched enemy, with terrain and home advantage?

Also… what kind of orders are those? "Concentrate all fire in the nearest ship"? You don't need to be a jedi or a "general" to say that.

How you would do the battle sequence to make it less Hollywoodian?

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Trees on the ROOF!

Do you think he'll put anything from the disnep movies in it?

>George Lucas breaks ground on new 'Millennium Falcon-shaped' museum

http://www.dw.com/en/george-lucas-breaks-ground-on-new-millennium-falcon-shaped-museum/a-42981272

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Why are clone wars star ships so sexy?

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Seeing as Jewsney has eventually brought back most EU characters in various forms, how long do you think until they bring in Mara Jade? They brought in Thrawn already, you know they're going to do it.

Calling it now, she's going to be Darth Vader's apprentice just like Asajj Ventress was Count Dooku's apprentice and be reduced to about as much of a bumbling failure.

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Best Girl Thread

Post best Star Wars girls here.

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/sw/-approved EU books

All right you slimos, let's do this. There are guides floating around for TCW and star wars vidya, but nothing concrete about the novels or other EU material besides GIB DARTH PLAGUEIS. Let's fix that, shall we? Pics related are a blank template to fill out, and my take on it, respectively. I'm still a bit of a newfag to the EU so my contribution is limited.

In addition to what I've started up here such a guide could probably benefit from a bit of color-coding, with colors denoting:

>must read, buy it or you're a fag

>okay but only good if you like the characters/other books in the series

>not great but honorable mention (could be an asterisk instead of a color-change)

>very…different and highly skubtastic Yuuzhan Vong I'm looking at you.

If you have something to contribute or disagree with one of the existing judgments feel free to bring it up, and post the edited template.

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Carrie Frances Fisher (Carrie Fisher) Tribute

Here is a tribute poster I made for Carrie Frances Fisher (Carrie Fisher) who we all know who she played. It was a shock to me and I assume everyone that heard she died. Here it is and I hope you love it.

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Revan Thread

Reminder that in the true canon, Revan did literally nothing wrong

Except not putting down Malak's coup

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Crossbreeding in Star Wars

How does crossbreeding in Star Wars work /sw/? Clear me up on this. Never thought about it before seeing the bullshit rebels ending.

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You were afraid….

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When did you realize that being a Grey Jedi was not the answer when it came down to the Light side and Dark Side?

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Why are black jedi so based?

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Press S to spit on his grave.

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>mfw realize that the Jedi Quest series is now officially non-canon

>tfw realize that when Jewsney finishes raping the OT era's rotten, barely twitching corpse, they will turn to the prequel era

I almost shudder to think what kind of pozz they will jam into Anakin's teenage years. Notwithstanding weird shit like Anakin and an alien princess being imprisoned by Tarkin of all people, it was a pretty damn entertaining series.

Darra still best girl.

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Babies

Reminder that /strek/ will always be the superior board

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Don't say if you cry everytime.

Is it dead for you?

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can we talk about filoni deserves to die for raping the franchise so hard

he didn't give a shit, he went in with no lube and ruined all our favorite classic stories.

Even worse, he added that insufferable jailbait mary sue Ahsoka.

Fuck that jew faggot

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What if the Thrawn trilogy was made instead of the Disney trilogy?

> all three of these books made into movies.

> how ballistic would fans go if that were the case?

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Why aren't there kamikaze fighters in star wars? Just ram with light speed into that dreadnought instead of wasting your entire fleet…

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How Star Wars was saved in the edit

Thoughts about this?

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GFMyMxMYDNk

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Why I Hate Jar Jar Binks

Just saying

https://reelrundown.com/movies/Why-I-Hate-Jar-Jar-Binks

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Why is she so perfect?

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Lightsabers are Indeed Dangerous to Use

If you are planning to get one

https://hubpages.com/entertainment/Why-Lightsabers-are-Dangerous-to-Use

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Fucking c*s wh*te m*les

You give them inch they'll take a mile

http://www.nme.com/news/film/star-wars-backlash-white-male-writers-directors-2237716

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Han Solo movie

>Vader theme starts playing

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ITT: We post pics of Star Wars behind the scenes

Oola, Boba Fett and Jabba Dancers (Rystall, Greeata & Lyn Me)

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>LGAQ boss sues ex-MP over 'Jabba the Hutt' Facebook posts

>:Greg Hallam, boss of the peak body representing Queensland councils, is suing former state independent MP Rob Pyne, two anti-corruption campaigners and the husband of one of them for more than $2 million in damages over Facebook posts, some of which allegedly defamed Mr Hallam by likening him to Jabba the Hutt.

>The claim alleges Mrs O’Connor or her husband made posts under a false name that included a caricature “depicting a creature whose body bears a striking resemblance to the well known popular culture figure fictional character from the Star Wars movie franchise, Jabba the Hutt, but whose Jabba the Hutt style head bears a passable likeness to Mr Hallam’s appearance”.

>Mr Hallam claims in the suit that an ordinary and reasonable person would know that Jabba the Hutt “was the head of a crime family … the leader of a criminal cartel … the most powerful crime boss on the planet, Tatooine … employed a retinue of career criminals, bounty hunters, smugglers, assassins and bodyguards to operate his criminal empire … had affinities for gambling, slave girls and torture … kept a host of entertainers at his disposal at his palace including slaves, droids and alien creatures and … was motivated by lust, greed and gluttony”.

>The LGAQ boss claims he has been “greatly injured in his credit and reputation” by the posts and that they have affected his health and caused “feelings of frustrated anger, irritability and short temper” and “social withdrawal”.

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/queensland/lgaq-boss-sues-ex-mp-over-jabba-the-hutt-facebook-posts-20180208-p4yzpw.html

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Kathleen wants more SW movies. MORE

They've just announced a new series of Star Wars movies. It's written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss from Tits & Dragons. Rian Johnson is still working on his own SW trilogy.

Where is the fucking Story Group? Why aren't they writing stuff?

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Most craft carriers in Star Wars are serious threats in their own right. What are some that aren't?

>Wayfarer class transport

Uses a cargo pod as standard, and these pods are accessible from the main craft during flight. Frequently used by rebels and pirates with a pair of starfighters in the pod.

>Citadel Class Cruiser

Can carry two star fighters on the outside, but there's no way to get to them making it a glorified hyperdrive sled. It was apparently made for upper middle-class travelers, so only logical explanation I can think of is that it was meant to carry an airspeeder for use at the destination planet.

>Consular Class Cruiser

Originally unarmed, some were refitted as carriers, but it's barely mentioned.

Anything else?

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As some of you may or may not know, on April 1st 2006, the official Star Wars Databank claimed that the film Willow took place in the Star Wars setting, and that the setting of Andowyne was a planet in the Outer Rim. But as expected, the next day they revealed that it was all just an April Fool's prank. However, what would your thoughts have been if that had not been the case? What if Willow really had been a part of the SW galaxy? Even though it might seem a little too "fantasy" for SW in the eyes of normalfags, those familiar with Ewok lore and the presence of witches (not just those fucking dathomirians) in the galaxy that the events of Willow might not be too farfetched within the setting, and honestly George himself even said that a lot of shit in Willow was inspired by material in the Ewok films and cartoon. But the main question is, would you welcome Willow or would you rather the two settings remained separate so as to maintain the purity of Willow as an enchanted world free of Ayys that could destroy them in an instant with orbital death canons?

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==It's Afraid==

Kathleen Kennedy decides to go on the Star Wars Youtube channel to give an "interview" shilling for the new movie. This is a first, do you think she's scared?

<<they had to mention George's name to

>>fostering our community

>>MOVING INTO THE PARKS

>>she seems to be leaving, when asked about advice for her successor

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Disney now damage control comments on fan reviews

>Geekvolution an unknown no body Youtube channel

>They didn’t like the last Jedi

>Comments is full of SJW types crying toxic masculinity

>Same commenters appears to be organizing a Pro Last Jedi propaganda campaign

Disney can’t be this desperate can they?

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Ron Howard has reportedly reshot almost all of the Solo movie

>While we know he's shot at least half of the movie and taken charge of pretty extensive reshoots, it's never been revealed quite how much work he's done on the movie. Well, in the video below, it's said that Howard has reshot "nearly all" of the spinoff which has led to the budget almost doubling. That means we can probably forget about seeing any of Lord and Miller's work in the final cut next year.

https://archive.fo/A3LIl

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Post-patent copes in Star Wars

>Starships of the Galaxy mentions there are cloned Z-95s

>Star Wars Millennium Falcon Owners Manual mentions "unauthorized replicas" of YT-1300 and that CEC had other makers make replacement parts

Are there any other mentions of this in Star Wars material? The idea fascinates me.

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SWGEmu / Star Wars Galaxies

Is it stable? Is it playable? Where do I find the client?

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So /sw/ what do you think of him?

I've been following HelloGreedo for many years, I used to think he was alright. Now I'm starting to see that he was the only youtuber dedicated to Star Wars and his language on the JJ petition just put me off. I don't fully hate The Force Awakens or Rouge One but JJ ruling all of it can't be good, and the more I rewatch the Awakens the more my nostalgia glasses fall off.

Is Hello Greedo becoming insufferable trying to placate to the lowest common denominator of Star Wars fan for views?

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/sw/ Food

What sort of tasty foods are there in the world of star wars, /sw/? Mind educating a lowly /ck/ rapefugee? Are there any which I can recreate irl for my own enjoyment? Also, what about spicy foods? Are there any peppers, curries or hot sauces in the galaxy? I tried looking it up on search engines but all I got was stupid normalfag things like tortillas with cheese and veggies in the shape of Yoda's face. I know the board is slow, but I'll keep checking back now and again and hope I get some answers eventually.

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Gooddé News Mikiyuna!

Have you taken the EU pill yet, mateys? It's a BIG pill to swallow! The EU pill was invented in 1978 by Sir Alan Dean Foster with his little entry, Splinter of the Mind's Eye.

Forget red, blue pills and brown pills, EU pills are the way of the future!

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Do you know the way of the Force?

My brothers I wish to seek the female Queen force but I do not know the way.

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Empire before formation of the Alliance (19BBY-2BBY)

What works are set in this era? Officially it's just lumped in with "Rise of the Empire" which includes the radically different prequel era. (It may have gotten separate if The Force Unleashed wasn't a total clusterfuck that got delayed constantly and sunk the the multimedia project that would have filled it got canned.)

>Dawn of Defiance campaign for Saga Edition

>Dark Times comic

>a few of the levels of Battlefront II (the real one)

>Early parts of Force Unleashed

>The Lando Calrissian Adventures trilogy

>The Han Solo Trilogy

>Dark Forces: Soldier for the Empire

>the Droids cartoon

>some of Star Wars Tales

>the Last of the Jedi

Anything else?

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Has Mark Hamill lost his mind?

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Why didnt the CIS more into Special Forces Droids? Its a shame Commando Droids were introduced after Republic Commandos were still in the light would have liked to see them duke it out.

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4AM Thread

<Grand Moff Tarkin, what are you doing?

>Ordering this trooper to make me some deneelian fizz pudding.

<It's 0400, sir. Why on Byss are you ordering this trooper to make you fizz pudding?

>Because I'm about to lose control of my life.

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Shaak-Ti

For being a pretty minor and non-existent jedi why is the fact that her death is so all over the place when it comes to which one is canon?

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Adventures in Hyperspace: The Big Switch

http://www.starwarstimeline.net/AdventuresinHyperspace.htm

Behold. What would've been the third book in the Adventures in Hyperspace series, The Big Switch, but is now possibly one of the last EU books. Originally intended for release in 2015, it was prematurely cancelled after Disney officially announced they would be ceasing all SW projects in the works in 2014 and discontinuing the EU brand. Only a few books at the time, like Tarkin, were able to survive the purge, while others were forced to go through changes to adapt to the new Disney Canon, such as Heir to the Jedi. The Big Switch would have been followed by another book titled The Last Blade Master, which never got past the concept stage.

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Lightsaber Colors

Is there any particular reason why we never saw any Jedi using yellow lightsabers in the prequels and that era? It's always blue and green or in the case of Mace Windu, purple (and I read that only happened because Samuel L. Jackson wanted a unique lightsaber color). You'd think yellow would be a logical addition to complement the other three.

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Whats the deal with the Techno Union?

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Star Wars Planets

Let's have a thread about planets. I've always loved how varied they are. In reality we've discovered some truly bizarre planets.

What are your favorite worlds in the Star Wars universe?

Pic related. It's Geonosis. I'm not a huge fan of desert planets though except Arrakis

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>only 3 good movies

How does it feel to like sand, huh faggots?

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Happy Life Day/Merry Christmas/Happy New Year/Fete Week

As thread title says, have a good one troopers. Happy Life Day/Merry Christmas and maybe a Jolly Ossus Day and Panwa Kinn-taas. Zahn never described "High Day" in detail, so nuts to that.

To commemorate this event, I've set up an official cytube channel for our board for you to post shitty videos and whatnot: https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

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stardestroyer.net

How badly did Mike Wong fuck up, and let his site die before NuWars came out? He could have cashed in on the new trilogy and re-invigorated his site for it.

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1313

It still hurts…

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So, was he a clone or not? Also what's the general consensus about this game on the board? From what I understand, it had its own fair share of inconsistencies (even within itself) but gave plenty of fanservice overall.

Also TFU was released 10 years ago… Good lord…

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Did Jabba rape Leia?

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unpopular opinion

y'know what? i'm about to say it.

i don't fucking like twi'leks, or everyone's tasteless stupid obsession with them

their lekku head tentacles are just too weird and honestly gross me out, most of the art and live-action actresses for them are ugly as sin despite how supposedly beautiful they are, and they're largely just kind of shitty as a race. boring culture and not much notable about them except how they still exist after being conquered and fucked over so many times. they're honestly like the niggers of star wars. i have no idea why the whole "they're pretty and make nice slavegirls" forced meme ever persisted. literally the only good thing they have going for them is that their lekku function as erogenous zones, comparable to big elf ears.

>togrutas>>>>>tailheads any day

at least togrutas' head tumors can pass as headdresses, plus they have their whole force-affinity nature hippie thing going on. twi'leks just kind of suck at life, not on your tasteless faggot dicks.

fuck you.

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Concepts that deserved better

>living supercomputer from another dimension made up of smiley, gold colored discs

>book focuses on boring side villain and is generally shit

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So this is starting up again you think it will be able to reach Clone Wars status by the end?

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We know what happened to Han and Chewie but what did Vader do with Leia on Cloud City?

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The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit (aka The Chauvinist Cut)

Some nerd recut the movie down to "basically The Last Jedi minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff". While I'm sure it's an elaborate troll, the response has been about what you would expect. http://archive.fo/MYnTA

Some of the changes include: https://pastebin.com/wweQCNc2

>No whiny/reluctant/murderous psycho Luke.

>NO HALDO! She simply doesn't exist. Her whole subplot doesn't exist. The Kamikaze is carried out by Poe. ( = Poe dies.)

>Leia never scolds, questions nor demotes Poe.

>Lea dies. Kylo kills her.

>Kylo is more badass and much less conflicted and volatile.

>Kylo takes on more of Snoke's guards, Rey struggles with a single one.

>No bomber heroism by china girl in the beginning.

>No Canto Bight.

>No superpowered Rey.

>Luke is not a semi-force-ghost and is smashed by the first laser cannon shot. (sorry, I just had to!)

>Phasma is finished after the first blow by Finn. (Women are naturally weaker than men, she isn't force-sensitive, and we know nothing about any exo-skeleton in her suit)

>Asian chick speaks less, doesn't bully Finn, Finn doesn't try to escape, she is never formally introduced. She is just there and occasionally smiles at Finn or screams "Finn!". She has no sister. Serves her right for all the heinous stuff she did.

>Lots of little cuts reducing the number of female facial shots. Too many to count. (Pun intended.)

>Quite a few scenes rearranged so that the flow of the shortened movie is still somewhat coherent.

The edit itself:

bay of pirates .org/torrent/19660049/

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Pre-Heir to the Empire EU

What's actually worth bothering with from this era?

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How different are the dubbed dialogue?

For example, this has a lot of lines I don't remember hearing before.

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Le plebbit has just reopened the main TLJ thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/7rb3uy/official_discussion_star_wars_the_last_jedi/

Interestingly, there are a *lot* more TLJ fanboys than in the last thread they had. I wonder why.

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Confederacy of Independent Systems Thread

It seems like everyone here prefers the Empire over the Rebel Alliance/New Republic. What are your thoughts on the Separatists?

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Ep. IX Predictions

Ep. IX Predictions

greetings troopers, I am not from Disney, I have zero insider information, but I am a random force-wizard who's trying a hand at future-telling. thus here is my prediction for how Episode IX will turn out.

>Timeframe is set an unspecified number of years after TLJ.

>Leia has passed away off-screen, Poe gets a scene of looking over a resistance memorial complete with an "in memory of our princess".

>Paying respects intensifies.

>Lando and wedge return, the film will spend a surprisingly short time getting these two on board.

>Lando reminisces feels with Chewie about Han and Leia.

>Finn and Rose fight like a married couple, Finn asks how to deal with it, and everyone he talks about it dodges him with the effect of "good luck". this is played for cringe "comedy".

>First Order gets a new super-weapon, it's star-killer 2.0, but instead of using a planet as it's base, it's a halo-type design directly around the star itself.

>The planet it's closest to, is a technicolor jungle, like someone had too much fun with the hue/saturation tool in photoshop.

>Finn, Rose and Lando take the Millennium Falcon to the main power source of this weapon to blow it up, just like Lando did with the death star.

>Carrie fisher's daughter will get a prominent speaking role as a side character.

>C-3PO's voice modulator burns out, this will be treated as comedy.

this will be the easiest way to retire Anthony Daniels, but still keep C-3PO as a character.

>Rey is training new jedi knights, similar to how Luke was in TLJ exposition.

>The remains of Anakin's lightsaber are in the place Rey is training her new je(w)di, as a museum piece.

>Rey has built her own green lightsaber with R2-D2's assistance.

>Rey's personal indian apprentice goes through through the same dark-side trouble that luke and kylo did, but this time it's kylo tempting the apprentice.

>Rey considers a violent route briefly, but luke pushes her against it. Rey tries to talk to her apprentice about the dark side, but the apprentice throws a hissy fit and leaves anyway.

>General Hux is treated as a laughingstock, he tries his best to assert authority, but nobody takes him seriously. as usual.

>DJ returns, Finn and Rose find out and hunt him the fuck down because they have a score to settle, during the confrontation, DJ metaphorically hits Finn with his traitor status saying how not so different they are. Finn immediately calls bullshit, because he's made up his mind to stay at a side instead of playing both for their worth. they end up choosing not to kill DJ because it would be too good for him, instead marooning him with a tentacled alien rape-monster who wants to make love to his face.

>Force ghost Luke will happen, his personality will be a lot closer to wise aged master instead of bitter old hermit.

>Force ghost Snoke will happen, his color shading will be red and black to mirror the jedi's blue and white.

>Force ghost duels will ensue complete with ghostly lightsabers.

>The apprentice is coerced by Kylo to join the Knights of Ren, the apprentice is considering, but when he meets the knights, it turns into instant regret. He is coerced to join out of fear.

>The star forge will not be used to explain the first order's magical logistics.

>Rey doesn't kill Kylo, she gets her arm chopped off in a lightsaber duel, Kylo hands the apprentice his lightsaber, whom after psychologically wrestling between the dark and light side, freaks out, shoves the lightsaber through Kylo's chest, and then slices him diagonally. this will be touted as the most shocking and violent way someone has ever died in a Star Wars film. in a deleted scene, the apprentice continues hacking at Kylo's corpse out of rage.

>General Hux dies in the destruction of the super-weapon, with his last moment being him literally screaming for "mommy".

>Maz Kanata dies, delivering an important message to Rey. she returns at the end with Luke, Yoda, and Han Solo as force ghosts.

>Wedge dies in a suicide run in the super-weapon, much to everyone's dismay, Lando survives but goes off into the metaphorical sunset instead, because he's getting to old for this.

>The bullshit hand-waved about Rey's parents will be shown to be a big fucking lie perpetrated by Snoke and Kylo, Rey eventually meets her real mother in the end, and they share a heartfelt Hallmark-Channel-hug.

during proofreading, I remembered that 'Rey' is in fact, the correct pronunciation of the name of the sun god typically known as Ra.

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>Big titted Rey appears on your bed

>"You do like the Last Jedi, right Anon? If you did I'll let you do anything you want to me."

What do you do?

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Poe and Rose and Finn

Was Rian right, /sw/?

Are Finn and Poe as a team too boring to carry a B-plot? Was Rose, in the end, necessary

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RIAN JOHNSON: LUKE DID THE BRAVEST THING HE COULD

Is running away and letting the resistance be killed by nu-Sith a brave act, /sw/?

Is this damage control?

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Best Star Wars PnPRPG

No Pen and Paper Star Wars RPG Thread? Well get gotta fix that. Let's get started with a divisive topic.

>What is the best Star Wars Pen and Paper RPG system?

>Why do you feel it's the best?

>What cool features does your favorite system have?

>What does it handle the best?

Also feel free to share interesting Star Wars table top adventures you've had or just interesting characters you've created.

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Second wave of Disney damage control

>The last Jedi flopped in China

>Disney hiring jewtube shills For damage control

Disney has nothing to worry about

The shills are not even trying to hide the fact they are shilling anymore.

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Did Poe and Rey abduct and liberate another clone trooper and call him Finn for the TLJ?

TFA's Finn is paralyzed and in a coma

TLJ's Finn was another liberated clone

In EP9, TLJ Finn comes face to face with sith cyborg TFA Finn

Poe and Rey didn't know Finn all that well and deciding they needed a new pet nigger, liberated another dindu trooper from the same batch, as a joke they called the new one Finn also.

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Why are the Sith such Edgelords?

Seems that all Sith act like a bunch of spoiled teens in shit filled huggies?

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Whatever happened to the Ebin Hawk?

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General Grievous

>tfw this guy could've been the Thrawn of the prequel era, with bonus Jedi-destroying skills

Just rewatching the 2003 cartoon hurts, knowing that he went from a genius strategist and ultimate Jedi-killing machine to a complete disappointment.

Makes it even worse now that it is no longer canon, and the wheezing loser of the CGI Clone Wars show is the "real" Grievous. Shit, they even lowballed Dooku in that show.

I like him having four arms, though. That was a cool addition. I liked him using his legs in combat too, though. Imagine, six limbs, each a potential weapon.

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Political Dissolution in nuWars

It has come to my attention that the Disneyfags are either incapable, unwilling or simply too lazy to come up with a coherent political narrative in their soywars movies. I get that the NuRepublic gets wiped out by a galaxy cannon but what or the first order? The Empire in the OTS had several layers of their organization that is acknowledged and foreshadowed in every film. Imperial Navy, Armed Forces, Stormtroopers and then you get into the Moffs and their power, layered at one point by the Senate and after their dissolution replaced by direct control by the Emperor. The PTS expanded this even further, almost ad nauseum, and had a ton of political narrative. So much so that you could destroy Coruscant and the governing body would adapt very quickly.

NuWars removes this brilliant, well written facade and replaces it with 2 terrorist factions vying for power, and not even real power but occupying power backed by fucking industrialists. Also it's baffling to consider the First Order as some kind of purified Imperial Remnants, yet have a General commanding their Navy (think Veers would be competent enough to command Death's Head Squadron?), a Captain commanding all the Stormtroopers while simultaneously fulfilling a continuous combat role, and literally 0 politicians or anyone capable of being a politician in the entirety of the First Order, who lionizes former political geniuses like Tarkin, Palpatine and many others. The nuCanon's wookie page will even tell you that the FO's government is a "military junta."

So my question is simply: why? The stripping of authority in these films is so obvious and forced that one begins to think that it was done on purpose. I've read in a thread that the Chinese were put off by politics in these films but I am flabbergasted to believe this. Is Disney just lacking the ability to write political narrative? I can't believe we've gone from seriously opinionated political discussions by members of the Imperial Navy for no reason other than creating a rich galactic story with much content to a babby land-force general commanding the entirety of the Navy.

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Star Wars & Religion Questions

So what are the major mainstream religions in SW? Specifically for the humans. We get mention of aliens and their wacky religious beliefs, but nothing about the plain-Jane humans. In B4 a general nebulous belief in DA FORCE. because that's not how religions work. Religion is there to answer nebulous questions.

Are there chaplains (or their equivalent) in the Imperial Navy & FO? Seems kinda odd that a giant Star Destroyer doesn't have a single chapel & chaplain on hand to ease the men's moral doubts of all the horrible things they witness.

Why is the Force treated in religious overtones? Religion requires faith. Using the Force is an observable & measurable action. Just because not everyone can tap into it makes it "supernatural." If that were the case, people who can make art or music are also "Wizards."

That said, how does Sheev & Vader get away with being Dark Side users? In RL, if the President publicly announced or was revealed to be a Satanist, there would be a riot calling for the whole government to be overthrown. How do they hide it from the public? Vader is pretty open about using the Force to choke a bitch. Word would get out, even if only through the military ranks. How does the Empire explain that "Every Jedi except this scary guy dressed in black were EVUL."

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Disney Wars Hotel

>Disney has announced plans for a new Star Wars themed hotel that will allow fans to live out their dreams in a galaxy far far away. The hotel is set to open in 2019 as part of an expansion at the Disneyland resorts in Florida and Anaheim that is exclusively themed around the Star Wars universe.

>The ‘immersive’ experience will reportedly adopt a starship theme, allowing guests to become fully involved with the iconic fantasy universe. Describing the new development, Walt Disney’s resorts chairman Bob Chapek said: “It’s unlike anything that exists today.

>“From the second you arrive, you will become a part of a Star Wars story! You’ll immediately become a citizen of the galaxy and experience all that entails, including dressing up in the proper attire. Once you leave Earth, you will discover a starship alive with characters, stories, and adventures that unfold all around you. It is 100 per cent immersive, and the story will touch every single minute of your day, and it will culminate in a unique journey for every person who visits.”

http://archive.is/H9xwK

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

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Goi Wars The Shill Awakens

I am raging so hard at this video right now. Everything he takes back he still has problems with and he keeps defending this shit it's ridiculous. I can't fucking believe this I don't understand how Disney can make people fucking go back on their concerns about this movie. First Mark and now Joe, who jokingly in the past made remarks how his network was now owned by Disney, it purely shows in this video.

Also on a semi-related note in the video he talks about how the movie was written by Rian and JJ had no influence on how the story was written. So your fucking telling me the new movies are written on demand and they have no plans for IX? George had EVERYTHING planned out before he wrote the final scripts for all the movies including the prequels, AND he even had plans for these sequels that went along with LEGENDS cannon. This makes me unbelievably pissed off this is just ludicrous.

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Attention attention: the time has come to..

EXECUTE ORDER 66

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Kanjiklub

TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB

What did the space Scotsman mean by this?

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Meet… Omi… of the new Disney Canon… She is a stronk, independent and super smart Dianoga (which are now sentient) who can use the force. When her story begins she fights off an evil male Dianoga rapist because her force is just that good. She even foresaw the Death Star exploding! She was then captured by some Vodran hunters who sold her to some stormtroopers who she then killed because she is just that badass. She then freaking drove a spaceship to the death start and made her way into the trash compactor, where she found Han, Luke, Leia and Chewey. She then decided to give them a proper Dianoga baptism, because they could be helpful friends. She was only pretending to try and kill them guys! When Luke escaped, she even sensed that he would bring balance to the Force! She was then reborn as Rey… And idiots like to make fun of the EU because of Skippy the Jedi Droid despite that said shit was just a fucking April Fools story.

THIS IS THE REAL FUCKING DEAL PEOPLE! EVEN THE DEATH STAR'S FUCKING TRASH COMPACTOR DIANOGA WASN'T SAFE!

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found this channel recently, and their thoughts on disney wars pretty much line up exactly with mine.

and even better, they don't have a patreon. they do it for free.

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A sith who follows the light

So I remembered Star Wars The Old Republic and how one of my characters was a Sith Warrior but as a joke I decided to play the game doing mostly light side choices. As a result the story line became immensely more interesting. Alot of the interactions with jedi make alot of them freak out and ponder their entire way of thinking. It was also a great change of pace since for the some reason the game forces you to be a complete edge lord(and look like one too) if you do darkside shit and makes the story so fucking bland and boring.

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>han solo's real name isn't han solo

How long till Disney walks this back?

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Cyberpunk

Is star wars the premier cyberpunk work of our generation?

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Star Wars Rant

Of all pieces of Star Wars lore, one of the worst and most poorly conceived, for me, is the Jedi Agricultural Corps. Please correct me if any of the following is wrong.

So Jedi of the Old Republic around the time of Ep.1 are “recruited” when they are infants, rarely past the age of 3 years. They are never allowed to contact their family and are raised in a monk/cult like environment trained to control their emotions and focus on peace. They are also trained use the Force to have heightened senses and sword fighting. This training is down in groups and classes till the age of 12 in most cases.

Around the age of 13 a youngling must prove themselves in hopes of conniving a full trained Jedi to take them as an appearance to complete their training. If by age 14 or so they cannot convince an older Jedi to finish their training, they are forced into the Agricultural Corps and sent to some planet to be a farmer for the Republic.

Now I want you to really think about this. 13-15 years old, you have spent all of your life that you can remember training to be a Jedi, every day preparing for your trials and now, after a decade, you are told that no one was willing to waste their time with you and your being sent to some shitty backwater planet to be a rice farmer. These kids are going through the gantlet of puberty, have spent most of their lives living like monks in a temple, have super heightened senses, are deadly swordsmen, and have now been told they are worthless to the Order; a washout, a failure and have to be a farmer on some planet. A planet populated by failed Jedi.

Can you see ANY problems with this plan?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Agricultural_Corps

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post yfw disney canon

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Nu-star Wars fans

Post a image that sums up Soy war fans

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Meesa like to drink and smoke all night

Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife

Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb

Meesa will fuck you with me tongue

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Nu-star Wars fans trying to shutdown RT

Does Disney regret buying good reviews now that rotten tomatoes backfired on them?

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ITT: Kathleen and JJ Abrams never became part of SW.

Not only subject field related, but also ideas on what might have happened to the SW franchise had they either not been purchased by Disney, sold to somebody else, such as Coppola or Paramount. or sold to Disney without Kathleen Kennedy or JJ Abrams having any part in EP VII. Or Episode VII could have never been made, and the main series ended with ROTJ.

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Most underrated jedi ever?

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Is this now the best romance in SW?

Also, I sure do love mouse cock!

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Looking back at it I think it was an alright movie

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HOLD THE FUCK UP

this man retconned every single thing about the force, except for what was established in anh, to give rey force powers

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Thread on /leftypol/ discussing SW

>>>/leftypol/2329680

I wanted to see what you guys think about it.

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You are cordially invited

Good evening /sw/, since you're dealing with bad movies, this feels appropriate.

I am the operator of >>>/bmn/ and I would like to cordially invite you all to our New Years stream. We will doing 14 movies over the course of Saturday and Sunday; the best and the worst we have to offer. If you're interested in attending, please see the attachment for the set list and showtimes, or see >>>/bmn/198 for stream information. Hope to see you there. Cheers everyone.

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SW8 Spoilers

The shitty /tv/ spoilers from a few months ago were true… We're all fucked!

>>>/tv/880240

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REVIEWS ARE IN

LAST JEDI CONSIDERED WORSE THAN PREQUELS BY MOST NORMALFAGS

8.2 and falling on IMDB, 67% 66% 65% 62% 60% 59% and falling on Rotten Tomatoes, falling ratings everywhere

MOVIE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEVASTATED AND PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR REFUNDS DUE TO MOVIE THEATERS' GREED

WE DID IT TROOPERS!

GLORY TO THE LEGENDS EXPANDED UNIVERSE!!

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Will Disney Rape the AVP series as badly as they did with Star Wars?

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What did he mean by this?

Did he know all along what was coming?

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Maury Kekmas from Atlantic

Celebrate this Christmas with a brand new music video from Atlantic featuring Enig E, Adnol Klann, and more!

Dive into the world of jolly Kek's, barn-making reindeer, Christmas dance clubs, and jolly LARPing with Atlantic's new video…

WATCH MY SHIT TODAY

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She's wearing a fucking trash bag

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Since one of our most traditional and celebrated pastimes is to criticize and look after plotholes again and again… here goes.

Battle of Endor. Ground battle. Still baffles me…

Before anybody say the classic "How the Empire lost to teddy bears" this isn't the focus.

What baffles me is the imperial/stormtrooper legion behaviour in general. Lets rise some points

>Why the imperials where so keen in capture the rebels when they protecting a vital facility? Remember the stormtrooper? "Don't move!" instead "Blaster in the face"

>Why they didn't focused on the rebel commando instead of going after the teddy bears?

>why they don't summarily executed the rebels the moment the ewok army/band appeared, instead they just do nothing for a whole minute while others just run to the bunker

>Why the AT-ST focused on the ewoks? When Han Solo thought that there was an AT-ST aiming at him he just surrendered. Why they didn't fried the rebels first, teddy bears later?

>Even if the rebels managed to go to the back entrance, why the whole base wasn't on alert? >Why they don't diverted the bulk of the guarrison to meet the rebels? They put only a took effort against them. Where is the rest of "an entire legion"?

>Where was that AT-AT?

>Was there any contact between the shield generator garrison and the DS/fleet above Endor

>Nobody in the bunker questioned where Tyridium went off after transmiting the codes

>Did the navy kept track of it and informed the bunker? Vader knew about

>how in the Chaos one lets a ship with an "old code" pass by in a top secret military area?

>why the bunker commander didn't checked Han Solo or random rebel credentials when he was passing by that AT-ST pilot?

>why the fuck the surrendered when the rebels entered a 2nd time inside the bunker? They were armed, they were supposed to be fanatical troops

Not focusing on the space battle (which was handled in a much more credible way) neither on the teddy bears, because they were irrelevant. What baffles me is how they written the stormtroopers as utterly morons.

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Is this man our spirit animal?

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Why do people buy anything with star wars on it? I was just at the grocery store and saw cauliflower with Luke on it… have some self respect, atleast when Lucas ran things the quality of merch was excellent. Now we have obscure General Grevious speedster, that is nowhere near scale, as this year's top collectable. Ffs…

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What are the best stories focusing mainly on Count Dooku? I'm pretty new to this EU stuff, so I kinda wanna start getting into this through him since I liked the character (and pretty much am done with disney) and thought his character could've used way more development in the films and cartoons since he was always just Palpatine's mindless lapdog in said media.

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proof george lucas is a genius

post your own true lucas stories

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Unironically Tr8-t0r a more likable and flush than the real main character in Disney sequel trilogy. And he a meme character. Normies don’t care about the new characters except for B.B.8 and Porgs.

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/sw/ wins the Attention-Hungry Games!

Apologize!

>>>/sudo/64161

Bless this duck!

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The Greatest Story Never Told

Friendly reminder that the Empire did nothing wrong.

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Star Wars™ Jedi Knight™ Jedi Academy™ Gamenight™ on /v/™

Hello /sw/, congrats on winning hungry games. If you goys are interested, we got ourselves a gamenight. It's Jedi Knight Academy and it has a load of models and map and shit like EU stuff as well as movie stuff. Come on down and shitpost might include RLM shitposting.

>>>/v/14019869

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Request Thread

Anyone know where I can watch an HD version of the Droids cartoon?

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Darth Bane The Big Guy For You

“Equality is a lie. A myth to appease the masses. Simply look around and you will see the lie for what it is! There are those with power, those with the strength and will to lead. And there are those meant to follow – those incapable of anything but servitude and a meager, worthless existence.”

~Darth Bane

“Equality is a perversion of the natural order!… It binds the strong to the weak. They become anchors that drag the exceptional down to mediocrity. Individuals destined and deserving of greatness have it denied them. They suffer for the sake of keeping them even with their inferiors.”

~Darth Bane

“Equality is a chain, like obedience. Like fear or uncertainty or self-doubt.”

~Darth Bane

“Do you feel it? Do you feel the power of the dark side? The only real power! The only thing worth living for! Do you feel invincible? Invulnerable? Immortal? Are you ready to kill a world?”

~Darth Bane

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Luke and Yondu

So, now that the dust has settled:

Who had the better death scene?

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Indiana Jones and The Last Roach

Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (L'uomo che ha salvato il mondo) è un film di fantascienza turco del 1982, diretto da Çetin İnanç. Meglio conosciuto come Turkish Star Wars, a causa del suo massiccio uso illecito di materiale piratato e protetto da copyright dai film di Guerre stellari.

Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam è stato girato in Turchia in un periodo in cui i film realizzati negli Stati Uniti non erano facilmente ottenibili. Come risultato questi film venivano rifatti in Turchia usando un cast completamente composto da attori locali. Il film fa uso di materiale ricavato da molte altre produzioni: Guerre stellari, Il mago di Oz, la serie Star trek, E.T. e Indiana Jones.

Cast: Cüneyt Arkın, Aytekin Akkaya, Hüseyin Peyda e Füsun Uçar.

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Anyone else watch the Star Wars Holiday Special around this time of year? I've been doing it as a tradition for two years now, I must say it's quite enjoyable to watch if you enjoy the zaniness and don't take anything seriously (plus it helps to wash out the taste of the New Trilogy). I think itt's kinda cool how it brought a bit of lore into Star Wars so early in it's history (Life Day, Kashyyyk etc.) although I'm sure no one figured they were going to be anything but one-off tidbits at the time.

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>Use the force to cut the power to the hallway

>Unsheath lightsaber

>Just stand there

Why

Why didnt he just start attacking them

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Final season of Mary Sue Wars: Rebels trailer.

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Boba Fett alive, yay or nay?

The new canon seems to be setting up that he's dead and some other guy has the armor.

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They're going to have trouble processing their loss.

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tlj review

here's my review of the last jedi. hope you goys like it

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Star Wars - The Last Jedi - Holiday Special Edition

> in glorious 15/70mm IMAX at white theaters

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Peter Quill vs. Rey

So with two movies under both of their belts, which of the two is the better neo-Luke Skywalker for the age?

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>But Luke did not want his lightsaber

>Luke threw the lightsaber over a cliff!

>Then Luke walked away

>Rey was shocked

>R2-02 showed Luke an old hologram

>it was a message from long ago.

>it was young Leia asking for help

>Luke had helped his sister then.

>And she needed his help again.

<He decided to train Rey instead.

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Rey Cena Respect Thread

What a great role model.

Maybe in Episode IX she'll ding dong diddly save the galaxy all by herself for the chilluns!

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Why did Vader give up?

So do the Star Wars comics explain how Vader went from "Luke, we can rule together!" in Episode 5:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzvY1OzoDbQ

to "Luke, we can't fight the Emperor. It's easier just to do what he says" during Episode 6?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en8bh60K7m8

Like what happened in that timeframe between movies?

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Rogue One Appreciation Thread

Can we take a minute or two just to realize and gloat about how actually good this was? I fucking hated the absolute shit out of The Trash Awakens, and fully expected this to be just as shitty, but despite a few flaws, I fucking loved it.

Also, have a webm of the best scene in the film.

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hey

how r ya

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New The Last Jedi Trailer!! yay

>This is not going to go the way they think…

>just let it die in the past already.

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So here are some thoughts I have on Disney's latest SW film…

Rey wants Luke to come back and help the resistence but Luke does not want to go

Rey also wants him to train her in the way of the force be again: He does not want to do it

In

Porg x Chew comedy garbage

Force bullshit moments

After that Luke agrees to train Rey but still does not want to go back to the rebellioLeia gets attakced and

Rey and Luke feel it but only Rey abandons her training and takes the Falcon with Chewie to assist Leia

Porgs follow Chewie into the Falcon resulting into more dumb comedy moments

Lots of things happen and Leia, Rey and the rest decide that the only way to have a chance against the First Order is cutting its head off ala Snoke

Finn inflitrates the place with his trooper janitor knowledge and gets Rey and the others inside with the goal to finish off Snoke

Finn is fighting Phasma she dies

Rey being the dumb bitch she is goes through with it and hears from Snoke that the Republic/Rebellion is the reason why she is so lonely and without parental guide and that he is going to fix that mess

Kylo in the meantime is outside of the ship again fighting rebels and wants to give Leia and her ship the final blow because Snoke asked him to do it

But he cannot kill his own mother and instead watches another no-name tropper get the kill on Leia

In the meantime Luke arrived feeling that Leia was in danger and the things happening to Rey and confronts her on the battlefield

She kills him with the help of Snoke and Kylo fucks off having a mental breakdown over Leias death

Finn, Poe and Chewie survive the thing and the movie ends with them meeting Kylo who is going to be on the good side of the force in the last movie

SPREAD THE WORD AND SPOILER THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU

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I'd watch whole series like this. Anyone else a fan of vidya only craft?

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Shabby Blue

Dumping every Shabby Blue pic; including descriptions. I don't know what the thread limit is, here's hoping it's high.

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Will you be seeing this in 15/70mm IMAX?

http://www.indiewire.com/2017/10/star-wars-the-last-jedi-tickets-imax-70mm-theater-locations-1201885373/

“The Last Jedi” opens nationwide December 15. The film will be playing in 70mm IMAX at the locations below:

Alabama

IMAX Dome, McWane Center – Birmingham

IMAX, U.S. Space & Rocket Center – Huntsville

California

Hackworth IMAX Dome, The Tech Museum – San Jose

Connecticut

IMAX, The Maritime Aquarium – Norwalk

Indiana

IMAX, Indiana State Museum – Indianapolis

Iowa

Blank IMAX Dome, Science Center of Iowa – Des Moines

Missouri

OMNIMAX, St. Louis Science Center – St. Louis

North Carolina

The Charlotte Observer IMAX Dome, Discovery Place – Charlotte

Pennsylvania

Tuttleman IMAX, The Franklin Institute– Philadelphia

Texas

Omnitheatre, Fort Worth Museum of Science & History – Fort Worth

UK

London Science Museum – London

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General Kenobi

I'm ARC

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What could be meant by this?

So I wanted to check something on wookiepedia, go to the Human section, of course click on the Legends tab because that's the only actual Star Wars and then I see it, the difference between the two pictures.

What did the Disney shills mean by this?

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future of diversity wars

http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/star-wars-tv-series-disney-streaming-service-1202611408/

Y'ALL NIGGAS READY FOR SOME MORE DIVERSITY WARS?

- rian johnson developing the next trilogy

- resurrection of the previously doomed live-action star wars tv show, plans to be out by 2019, doubt it will follow the old underworld plans though

- i tried to archive but it kept fucking up

>Disney has closed a deal with director Rian Johnson to develop a new “Star Wars” trilogy, and it is planning a live-action “Star Wars” TV series to air on its entertainment streaming service that is expected to launch by the end of 2019.

>Disney chairman-CEO Bob Iger announced the “Star Wars” news during the company’s quarterly earnings call. In addition to the “Star Wars” TV series, Disney is working on TV series adaptations of Pixar’s “Monsters Inc.,” the Disney Channel’s “High School Musical” franchise and an original entry from Marvel.

>Johnson helmed “Star Wars: The Last Jedi,” which is due out Dec. 15. He’s set to write and direct another trio of “Star Wars” theatrical pics with his longtime collaborator Ram Bergman.

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mark names the mouse

once again, based marky mark calling out the mouse and giving lucas the credit he deserves.

man i can't wait to shake his hand at comic-con this weekend.

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Sup losers.

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Is it still worth it?

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why do people refer to the "great original trilogy" when only two films in this entire series are good?

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Anyone else getting excited by the nu Star Wars trailer!? 4^_^&

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=Di99AjJMCO4

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cashgrabfront 2

i'll be honest, i'm enjoying this in the beta. it would be better if it had space assault and proper hero vs villains and no sequel trilogy shit, but i can live with the latter. my question is how much did they lose on the first that made them actually listen to the community this time around?

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Who else #Hyped?

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Hello, [insert board here] we are humble travelers from the board /bane/. Dank memes will come to you, but only until we take off again. First one to get dubs gets to decide which board we visit next.

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What Actually Happened

CUCK CHAD SOLO

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How Rogue One should have gone

"Dr. Erso, I'm Rebel Alliance."

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SW inspirations & symbolism

Time for a thread to discuss the inspiration, references and symbolism of Star Wars.

Yesterday I was listening to Giorgio Moroder’s soundtrack for his restored version of Fritz Lang’s ‘Metropolis’, and the stills in the video made me realise how much of an impact ‘Metropolis’ must have had on the making of ‘Star Wars’.

From the android design, being the inspiration for C-3PO, to the sprawling cityscape of Metropolis compared to Couruscant, to the similarities between the characters:

Dr. Rotwang has a robotic hand, similar to Anakin/Vader, he lost his love, like Anakin/Vader feared he had lost Padmé.

Fredersen, who had ‘stolen’ Dr. Rotwang’s love from him, Hel, lost his wife in childbirth to their only son, just like Padmé died giving birth to Luke & Leia.

Dr. Rotwang’s robotic hand, covered by a black glove, like Anakin/Vader, symbolises a character flaw - ‘mutilation = character flaw’, and that this mutilation in AotC symbolises the beginning of Anakin’s fall. Luke’s mutilation in TESB, could also have marked the beginning of his fall to the Dark Side, had it not been for Anakin/Vader’s sacrifice at the end of RotJ. – DVD Savant: METROPOLIS and STAR WARS: http://archive.is/DJU9x

I would also guess that the Naboo practice of electing prepubescent girl as queens, is most likely based on the Hindu practice of Kumari, or Kumari Devi – ‘Living Goddess’, from the Sanskrit ‘Kumarya’, meaning ‘princess’.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumari_%28goddess%29

– BBC News | World | South Asia | Living goddess makes rare outing: http://archive.is/vUVYh

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Guys have did any of you hear about the new lost in space reboot?

http://collider.com/lost-in-space-netflix-reboot-details/