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Post your dankest webms.


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File: 2e9b08c05341795⋯.webm (2.77 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, The Emperor's Throne Room.webm)


Made a new one for no real reason.



Is this from Clone Wars? What episode?



Hunt for Ziro.


File: 7fd4555ff1a3fd9⋯.webm (166.81 KB, 640x360, 16:9, sheev says nonono.webm)


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File: d35936a198484d9⋯.mp4 (2.72 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Fuck you Tapani Federation.mp4)


File: 4a6248cce1380df⋯.webm (1.86 MB, 320x240, 4:3, vaderjerk.webm)


File: a0fd62e3286ac6b⋯.webm (4.1 MB, 480x360, 4:3, bluevader.webm)


File: 17fc0d4bab959cf⋯.webm (4.22 MB, 930x500, 93:50, SpaceBalls the Webm.webm)

File: 2d23290add2ccaf⋯.webm (3.23 MB, 480x204, 40:17, Disney Wars by Mel Brooks.webm)



Did he died? But really, did Boba survive?



Before Disney? Yes, he did and he had kids and eventually his clone dna started breaking down, so he went on an adventure to try and find the kaminoan scientist who made him to stop his accelerated aging.



Boba didn't have accelerated aging.




No, Boba aged normally and he did in this adventure too. What happened is that he had heard rumors of a clone that supposedly found a way to stop the aging, and that that clone had done so with the help of Kaminoan scientist __, who was an expert in clone DNA. Because Boba was a clone himself, and his DNA was also starting to get fucked, he thought that this scientist could help him too.


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File: 1dae527b94ac765⋯.webm (666.26 KB, 720x308, 180:77, Star Wars Dindu.webm)


File: 7e50f189c6e1bba⋯.mp4 (1.19 MB, 320x568, 40:71, Star Wars 8 is jizz.mp4)



Where is the Gondola, dubsman?



middle-right, below trees


File: 3b78ef618c5aa9f⋯.png (395.69 KB, 615x475, 123:95, Sad Killik Queen.png)


>that Death Star looming overhead


File: a94c1fc586f6329⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 45.05 KB, 354x134, 177:67, knuckwhat.png)


muh queen?



>clicking noises intensifies

Now everything falls in place…


File: 35a40a217f14384⋯.mp4 (3.84 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, I am a Bounty Hunter.mp4)

Ah fuck it.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Too lazy to webm this


File: ef52d3a42fef1f7⋯.webm (15.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, hope.webm)

simply the best star wars trailer/cgi video


File: 38e1acc3ef76859⋯.webm (15.59 MB, 854x480, 427:240, deceived.webm)


File: c0d43a59800dad2⋯.webm (14.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, return.webm)



Far too many of those "let's quarter the framerate for a dozen frames so that the audience knows for sure that yes, that was a near miss" shots.


File: 5d66acde0b02e4e⋯.webm (2.13 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, skinny.webm)

also, this, the best ashoka scene

and my first real waifu




And people keep saying this show's for little kids. I don't think I've watched enough episodes, but how much evidence is there for that ship?


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File: 1e759f6c6e3c6b2⋯.webm (1.88 MB, 594x812, 297:406, Twi'lek strip show.webm)


She doesn't mind the kiss, she shows affection for him and she wants the D the minute he takes her into his house and ship.


The Bith mouths look so flat.



Are lekku prehensile, and/or erogenous zones? It would help explain why Twi'leks are the go-to species if you want some top-rate fucking.


File: 0d603ef192606a5⋯.jpg (48.79 KB, 330x330, 1:1, Inspire.jpg)


Yep, they're prehensile, but I don't think they're as efficient as simply using their hands since they're far more efficient at grasping and interacting. Secura uses her lekku to grasp shit in a comic and some other twileks used their lekkus to wrap their heads to avoid sand in an essentials guide or novel. Another guide and a novel mention that some twileks use their head-tails for sign language. But the main ditty about lekkus in twileks is that they simply exist to house some special part of their brains and they can be used as head covers for the intense heat of the Bright Lands on Ryloth.

As for erogenous, lekkus in twilek society are like a second pair of breasts. The more supple the shape and length, the better and more easy to stimulate. A twilek who uses her tails in a prehensile way around you and even hugs you with them is already a sign of massive trust and affection.





>that knock-off peter gunn music

>the fact that somewhere within the lucasarts archives lies a nude twi'lek model

lads, we need to get that model released.


File: 6a2d5182d0cc68a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 911.57 KB, 1024x820, 256:205, latest.jpg)


Our only options are

A: Find a disgruntled former CW employee/modeler who we can convince to release the model out of spite for Disney or love for us

B: Find a skilled hacker to see if the model is somewhere in Lucasarts computers

C: Give me a crowbar, a camouflage suit, some suicide bombs and an airplane ticket to Skywalker ranch/Lucasarts HQ's location

D: Or just fap to pic-related which is official content canon within the SWEU



>you will never feel the sensation of your twi'lek gf caressing your ears and neck with her lekku while gently giving you a handy and kissing you.



Also female lekkus are incredibly sensitive, so touching this with them gives them the tingles.


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Why are her nipples pink? Shouldn't they be a slightly darker blue?



Maybe they're puffy and swollen from too much biting and foreplay?


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That's an interesting idea… and now I'm wondering what color twi'leks would bruise.



What color is Twilek blood? Always red?



it's probably relative to their skin color

or it works like human blood, blue inside, red outside.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone wanna convert this?



>Secura uses her lekku to grasp shit in a comic

Makes sense though, as a jedi, it would probably be easy for her to mix her minimal dexterity from the lekku with a small touch of force TK to make them into effective grasping appendages without having to put in the concentration for full on levitating things.


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

All the signs were there from the start, but we ignored them.


File: cfdbf05aec80c17⋯.webm (4.27 MB, 640x360, 16:9, selkath.webm)


Wish I had seen this sooner.


File: 8e74494ab49a3f2⋯.webm (3.25 MB, 800x450, 16:9, Daisy ''Ryan Craig'' Ridl….webm)


File: 2f14520acf589ce⋯.png (384.13 KB, 493x310, 493:310, Unhappy slave cloned girls.PNG)


>he went on an adventure to try and find the kaminoan scientist who made him to stop his accelerated aging.

So the republican government did not try to help the dying clones. That is sad.


File: eeb25d73d28a215⋯.gif (2.8 MB, 472x472, 1:1, 5a9134fe19338162351643.gif)


Why is she so cute bros? ^_^



This isn’t /tv/. Stop ironically acting retarded.


File: 30b193a43e6999b⋯.mp4 (3.98 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Top tier acting.mp4)




Found the Mon Cal.



Because you're a closet pedophile and she looks like a preteen boy.


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Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>t. Faggo Ren



she stopped being cute/fappable when she became a feminist cunt


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She's probably a Lesbian anon.



I like that c3po brings up the fact he can speak street after seeing some ethnic kids.

I imagine 'groids and droids would hate each other.


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File: 149d0f4981d2fa9⋯.mp4 (13.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Domino Squad's Graduation ….mp4)


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<can't act

<too dumb to understand the term Mary Sue

<has the face of a human xenomorph

<malfunctioning vagoo


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Bruk tukken nom canbin-tu.

Do-ro'ik vong pratte!


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All of those things are natural females traits though.. you can't do much about that.



>attempting to defend this idiot with /r9k/ faggotry

You're a special brand of moron, aren't you?


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Fucking organics! We are machines! We are superior!



>double dies


Wot? Ain't that the point of a double?



I think she was also supposed to serve as her bodyguard or something. Also, is it weird that she looks nothing like the double from the first movie?



I think the idea was she was supposed to be in charge of security and have checked that there were no bombs onboard.



She was a double, she was there to distract/deflect any attempts. She did her job wonderfully well.


Ain't that the black guy, Panaka's 2.0 job? In which he actually failed to do (Also he had a crush with his boss and in the end was killed by Vader many years later).



Even better!


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File: 25e72ee7b67ca21⋯.mp4 (5.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Anakin's Hair Dryer Commer….mp4)




Beautiful, simply beautiful.


File: 760ceb78ae95506⋯.jpg (32.36 KB, 323x323, 1:1, 1439730553184.jpg)


>maximum levels of cuck



>not liking a pussy-on-pussy action


File: b165d90ddb18995⋯.png (387.2 KB, 598x369, 598:369, comeon.png)




It's degenerate and primitive behavior, preferring high time-preference and quantity of offspring over quality, but it's basically the opposite of cuckoldry.


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I don't think I am.. But then I'm not you so I'll probably never know anyway.




>liking Daisy Ridley

>in any way

You'd best stop having such shit taste m8, or people around here will think you're a /tv/ waifu shitposter.


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Except we're not talking about a Carlos McConnell ultimate fantasy harem where you have so many girls that you can force the remaining ones fuck each other for your enjoyment while you fuck the main circle of prime wives/gfs. We're talking about a Daisy Ridley waifuist (who Daisy will never even want anywhere near her because of his dick) getting off to the fact that he can never fuck her or even watch. /tv/ waifuists are just plain faggots (cucks/whatever you call 'em). Also there's never a reason to defend a Daisy fanboy.


>implying you'll ever see any

>wanting a flat-chested fish-face with horse teeth


File: d5e6cba4100becf⋯.mp4 (8.32 MB, 640x360, 16:9, SWTLJK-temp_640x360.mp4)

It's a bit crappy as I made it quickly from available footage at the time, but I made this because the shots in The Last Jedi trailer seemed clearly influenced by Karate Kid 3. Unfortunately we didn't actually get any cool training scenes like in the Karate Kid movies, which is what I was expecting. Maybe some of you will recognise the Karate Kid 3 scene this is (sort of) recreating.


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There is literally nothing wrong with flat-chested women.



It is when its fucking Daisy, you Disney wafuist faggot.


File: d9c9e77caba8d2d⋯.png (2.19 MB, 1500x2592, 125:216, Rey is charismatic for Sta….png)


Ma-Rey-Su needs no training. She is da most powerful Force user evah who can lift way more than Luke did when he first started! Maxi big, da Force? She is da Force! #ForceIsFemale!



Doesn't anyone understand? She's a fucking dyke!


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230,000 hours in Sony Vegas

End my suffering


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File: 8b4d689108cd21d⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 192.75 KB, 250x250, 1:1, Sender Dooku.webm)


File: 7b63bc84bcc8ed1⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 5.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Degredation of a fanbase.mp4)


File: e9d261d25388e43⋯.webm (8.4 MB, 1280x536, 160:67, SW TLJ - green milk.webm)


File: e52113d8ac26193⋯.png (134.76 KB, 250x230, 25:23, admiral hambar.png)


>HD version finally out

Its so perfect it hurts.


File: e41969f2ca65d23⋯.webm (3.32 MB, 1000x426, 500:213, Star Wars is doomed.webm)


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>without yoda moanings



File: a770e921ab97768⋯.webm (5.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Daisy Ridley doesn't beli….webm)



It can be done, but recreating the other lines might be tough.


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


>claims Rey isn't a mary sue

>proceeds to state that Rey has no flaws

Seems legit.



The jew interviewer just wants her to say one weakness for Rey but Daisy won't admit anything. JJ really picked a winner actress.


File: 51adcb4a077cadb⋯.webm (7.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Take On Meeeeeeey Bounty.webm)



>I don't really believe in weaknesses in people

Either she is massively deluded or excessively shielded and pampered.



She reads like an IQ of 1.0



>Either she is massively deluded or excessively shielded and pampered.

That's par for the course for Hollywood types, they go straight from high school/uni to acting/singing/etc., and as a result can never be said to have lived in the real world. Ridley's no exception to this according to infogalactic.


File: 8caea498554b7e0⋯.webm (1.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Muffled fortunate son in ….webm)

not new but I've decided to do an HD version of the webm an anon made once





File: a3956554fa7cc63⋯.mp4 (7.79 MB, 640x352, 20:11, Star Wars is now owned by ….mp4)


File: e3f36c55016e6b5⋯.webm (2.23 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Yoda sounds.webm)


Figured I might as well.


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File: 30906726eb5157f⋯.mp4 (1.33 MB, 640x360, 16:9, adam_driver.mp4)

File: 657caf131581559⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, SW_Ep8_Curb.webm)

File: b3a364a26987103⋯.mp4 (4.57 MB, 854x480, 427:240, SW_Ep8_The_Last_Matrix.mp4)

File: d3398cb7e8f4f35⋯.webm (3.67 MB, 320x240, 4:3, SWsynth.webm)


File: 7862deb558c1858⋯.webm (1.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, luke.webm)

File: a8f52284a12047f⋯.mp4 (6.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Luke_can't_kill_my_father.mp4)


File: 91d5509507bdc28⋯.mp4 (10.24 MB, 900x506, 450:253, The_time_has_come.mp4)

File: 00fe4f384007900⋯.mp4 (2.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Tragedy of Darth Bane.mp4)

>Try to post some webms

>Flood detected, post discarded

What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair!


File: a8fc962353051c8⋯.mp4 (3.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Rogue_One2.mp4)

File: 4d2fc3ca46f7efb⋯.mp4 (638.87 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Rouge_One.mp4)



The fat kid from Drake and Josh got cheap liposuction?


File: 2d23290add2ccaf⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.23 MB, 480x204, 40:17, Disney Wars by Mel Brooks.webm)



This dialogue is actually great. The only flaw in this scene is the editing.




not really. The timing etc, everything clicks together pretty well tbh


File: 7eacfa2b320fd2a⋯.webm (12.01 MB, 900x376, 225:94, Soylo - Maul.webm)



That acting is so wooden I'm shocked that she doesn't have a family of Squirrels in her hair.



It was always nice how you could take any scene from the OT, PT and games and instantly recognize it as looking Star Wars-ish, but this lacks that feel in almost every way and the girl and set look so dull. Its more like a scene from Farscape or Fifth Element.


File: 713f1f2fab9eaa6⋯.webm (1.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, TLJ - Slap (HD).webm)


File: ced9aa7e7c8c889⋯.webm (2.89 MB, 400x355, 80:71, The Dagobah Connection.webm)


File: 72ac6424901e636⋯.mp4 (5.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Kit Fisto Knows Best.mp4)



Can someone ID the song from the SW Synth webm?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Is this it?



No, but that's pretty cool too.


File: b2777ae2bde540d⋯.mp4 (2.97 MB, 712x480, 89:60, Count Chocula with Free St….mp4)


File: 4d57e3e02e8018a⋯.webm (9.19 MB, 600x500, 6:5, Canto Blight.webm)

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