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File: 3e561e41c35a3f3⋯.webm (9 MB, 550x300, 11:6, Alderaan Gondola.webm)

 No.6244

Post your dankest webms.

 No.6246

File: dc2cb54886d47f3⋯.webm (6.27 MB, 1000x426, 500:213, the subtleties of the for….webm)


 No.6249

File: 20c1593d9388c49⋯.webm (1.05 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Sheev treason.webm)


 No.6250

File: 676f29129cf8dee⋯.mp4 (14.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sheev_Slide.mp4)


 No.6251

File: 2e67f6b94f48fb9⋯.webm (668.87 KB, 320x176, 20:11, milkies.webm)


 No.6253

File: 5f64cd1eb6a82e7⋯.mp4 (4.69 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Urusei Yatsura Star Wars (….mp4)


 No.6255

File: 9664599255458cd⋯.mp4 (1.46 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DethuSturoya.mp4)


 No.6256

File: 6c58e4dff141dfc⋯.webm (2.19 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, This triggers Kennedy and….webm)


 No.6257

File: c686fff5e1289d6⋯.webm (6.74 MB, 900x720, 5:4, Why I love SWTOR_Being a ….webm)


 No.6258

File: abe401bb8a977f2⋯.webm (3.2 MB, 400x300, 4:3, Sy Snootles _Da Hutt Moda….webm)


 No.6267

File: 391c2eef462a092⋯.webm (2.44 MB, 450x400, 9:8, The Techno Union Jam - Fr….webm)


 No.6723

File: 2e9b08c05341795⋯.webm (2.77 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, The Emperor's Throne Room.webm)

>>6244

Made a new one for no real reason.


 No.6788

>>6258

Is this from Clone Wars? What episode?


 No.7012

>>6788

Hunt for Ziro.


 No.7220

File: 7fd4555ff1a3fd9⋯.webm (166.81 KB, 640x360, 16:9, sheev says nonono.webm)


 No.7227

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.7265

File: d35936a198484d9⋯.mp4 (2.72 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Fuck you Tapani Federation.mp4)


 No.7274

File: 4a6248cce1380df⋯.webm (1.86 MB, 320x240, 4:3, vaderjerk.webm)


 No.7275

File: a0fd62e3286ac6b⋯.webm (4.1 MB, 480x360, 4:3, bluevader.webm)


 No.7277

File: 17fc0d4bab959cf⋯.webm (4.22 MB, 930x500, 93:50, SpaceBalls the Webm.webm)

File: 2d23290add2ccaf⋯.webm (3.23 MB, 480x204, 40:17, Disney Wars by Mel Brooks.webm)


 No.7335

>>6256

Did he died? But really, did Boba survive?


 No.7362

>>7335

Before Disney? Yes, he did and he had kids and eventually his clone dna started breaking down, so he went on an adventure to try and find the kaminoan scientist who made him to stop his accelerated aging.


 No.7365

>>7362

Boba didn't have accelerated aging.


 No.7376

>>7362

>>7365

No, Boba aged normally and he did in this adventure too. What happened is that he had heard rumors of a clone that supposedly found a way to stop the aging, and that that clone had done so with the help of Kaminoan scientist __, who was an expert in clone DNA. Because Boba was a clone himself, and his DNA was also starting to get fucked, he thought that this scientist could help him too.


 No.7873

File: 9a980a173c6a76a⋯.webm (2.09 MB, 568x360, 71:45, SWTOR - le Dark Side.webm)


 No.7879

File: 1dae527b94ac765⋯.webm (666.26 KB, 720x308, 180:77, Star Wars Dindu.webm)


 No.7880

File: 7e50f189c6e1bba⋯.mp4 (1.19 MB, 320x568, 40:71, Star Wars 8 is jizz.mp4)


 No.7957

>>6244

Where is the Gondola, dubsman?


 No.7972

>>7957

middle-right, below trees


 No.7977

File: 3b78ef618c5aa9f⋯.png (395.69 KB, 615x475, 123:95, Sad Killik Queen.png)

>>6244

>that Death Star looming overhead


 No.7978

File: a94c1fc586f6329⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 45.05 KB, 354x134, 177:67, knuckwhat.png)

>>7977

muh queen?


 No.7980

>>7978

>clicking noises intensifies

Now everything falls in place…


 No.8768

File: 35a40a217f14384⋯.mp4 (3.84 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, I am a Bounty Hunter.mp4)

Ah fuck it.


 No.8997

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Too lazy to webm this


 No.9311

File: ef52d3a42fef1f7⋯.webm (15.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, hope.webm)

simply the best star wars trailer/cgi video


 No.9312

File: 38e1acc3ef76859⋯.webm (15.59 MB, 854x480, 427:240, deceived.webm)


 No.9313

File: c0d43a59800dad2⋯.webm (14.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, return.webm)


 No.9316

>>9312

Far too many of those "let's quarter the framerate for a dozen frames so that the audience knows for sure that yes, that was a near miss" shots.


 No.9317

File: 5d66acde0b02e4e⋯.webm (2.13 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, skinny.webm)

also, this, the best ashoka scene

and my first real waifu


 No.9319

>>9317

>whap!

And people keep saying this show's for little kids. I don't think I've watched enough episodes, but how much evidence is there for that ship?


 No.9326

File: ef8d0e13328a7e5⋯.webm (5.81 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, honeypot_obviously.webm)


 No.9340

File: 1e759f6c6e3c6b2⋯.webm (1.88 MB, 594x812, 297:406, Twi'lek strip show.webm)

>>9313

She doesn't mind the kiss, she shows affection for him and she wants the D the minute he takes her into his house and ship.

>>9326

The Bith mouths look so flat.


 No.9343

>>9340

Are lekku prehensile, and/or erogenous zones? It would help explain why Twi'leks are the go-to species if you want some top-rate fucking.


 No.9349

File: 0d603ef192606a5⋯.jpg (48.79 KB, 330x330, 1:1, Inspire.jpg)

>>9343

Yep, they're prehensile, but I don't think they're as efficient as simply using their hands since they're far more efficient at grasping and interacting. Secura uses her lekku to grasp shit in a comic and some other twileks used their lekkus to wrap their heads to avoid sand in an essentials guide or novel. Another guide and a novel mention that some twileks use their head-tails for sign language. But the main ditty about lekkus in twileks is that they simply exist to house some special part of their brains and they can be used as head covers for the intense heat of the Bright Lands on Ryloth.

As for erogenous, lekkus in twilek society are like a second pair of breasts. The more supple the shape and length, the better and more easy to stimulate. A twilek who uses her tails in a prehensile way around you and even hugs you with them is already a sign of massive trust and affection.

Also

LEKKUJOBS DAMN YOU!


 No.9350

>>9340

>that knock-off peter gunn music

>the fact that somewhere within the lucasarts archives lies a nude twi'lek model

lads, we need to get that model released.


 No.9352

File: 6a2d5182d0cc68a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 911.57 KB, 1024x820, 256:205, latest.jpg)

>>9350

Our only options are

A: Find a disgruntled former CW employee/modeler who we can convince to release the model out of spite for Disney or love for us

B: Find a skilled hacker to see if the model is somewhere in Lucasarts computers

C: Give me a crowbar, a camouflage suit, some suicide bombs and an airplane ticket to Skywalker ranch/Lucasarts HQ's location

D: Or just fap to pic-related which is official content canon within the SWEU


 No.9356

>>9349

>you will never feel the sensation of your twi'lek gf caressing your ears and neck with her lekku while gently giving you a handy and kissing you.


 No.9357

>>9349

Also female lekkus are incredibly sensitive, so touching this with them gives them the tingles.


 No.9368

File: 6079005f9785210⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 966.46 KB, 828x1400, 207:350, 4148f033e092d35b4efee66602….png)

>>9352

Why are her nipples pink? Shouldn't they be a slightly darker blue?


 No.9369

>>9368

Maybe they're puffy and swollen from too much biting and foreplay?


 No.9371

File: 99fff78bb3ac8b0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 130.68 KB, 527x799, 31:47, 491fd85f7d8bed4f72b5892b29….jpg)

>>9369

That's an interesting idea… and now I'm wondering what color twi'leks would bruise.


 No.9408

>>9371

What color is Twilek blood? Always red?


 No.9449

>>9408

it's probably relative to their skin color

or it works like human blood, blue inside, red outside.


 No.9613

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone wanna convert this?


 No.9712

>>9349

>Secura uses her lekku to grasp shit in a comic

Makes sense though, as a jedi, it would probably be easy for her to mix her minimal dexterity from the lekku with a small touch of force TK to make them into effective grasping appendages without having to put in the concentration for full on levitating things.


 No.10943

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

All the signs were there from the start, but we ignored them.


 No.10944

File: cfdbf05aec80c17⋯.webm (4.27 MB, 640x360, 16:9, selkath.webm)

>>9613

Wish I had seen this sooner.


 No.10946

File: 8e74494ab49a3f2⋯.webm (3.25 MB, 800x450, 16:9, Daisy ''Ryan Craig'' Ridl….webm)


 No.10947

File: 2f14520acf589ce⋯.png (384.13 KB, 493x310, 493:310, Unhappy slave cloned girls.PNG)

>>7362

>he went on an adventure to try and find the kaminoan scientist who made him to stop his accelerated aging.

So the republican government did not try to help the dying clones. That is sad.


 No.10954

File: eeb25d73d28a215⋯.gif (2.8 MB, 472x472, 1:1, 5a9134fe19338162351643.gif)

>>10946

Why is she so cute bros? ^_^


 No.10957

>>10954

This isn’t /tv/. Stop ironically acting retarded.


 No.10960

File: 30b193a43e6999b⋯.mp4 (3.98 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Top tier acting.mp4)

>>10954

>fishface

>cute

Found the Mon Cal.


 No.10966

>>10954

Because you're a closet pedophile and she looks like a preteen boy.


 No.10967

File: f1b6c83237463b9⋯.png (120.2 KB, 262x190, 131:95, Kylo Costanza.png)

>>10954

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>t. Faggo Ren


 No.10972

>>10954

she stopped being cute/fappable when she became a feminist cunt


 No.10975

File: eac902a50cc08fe⋯.jpg (59.77 KB, 640x489, 640:489, tweet.jpg)

File: b1477a8b9a925a8⋯.jpg (62.2 KB, 600x600, 1:1, happy-25th-birthday-daisy-….jpg)

>>10954

She's probably a Lesbian anon.


 No.10988

>>10943

I like that c3po brings up the fact he can speak street after seeing some ethnic kids.

I imagine 'groids and droids would hate each other.


 No.10997

File: 79008f9ce900d37⋯.webm (13.98 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, Star Wars Episode II Atta….webm)


 No.10999

File: 149d0f4981d2fa9⋯.mp4 (13.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Domino Squad's Graduation ….mp4)


 No.11005

File: d8b0444275aff27⋯.jpg (87.95 KB, 383x432, 383:432, daisy.exe has stopped work….jpg)

>>10954

>cute

<can't act

<too dumb to understand the term Mary Sue

<has the face of a human xenomorph

<malfunctioning vagoo


 No.11006

File: eff46d08d2059d2⋯.png (630.12 KB, 750x400, 15:8, Yuuzhan-Vong.png)

Phahg*

Bruk tukken nom canbin-tu.

Do-ro'ik vong pratte!


 No.11009

File: 8e4d5c095034ef8⋯.jpg (42.66 KB, 391x450, 391:450, 56784785474.jpg)

>>11005

All of those things are natural females traits though.. you can't do much about that.


 No.11015

>>11009

>attempting to defend this idiot with /r9k/ faggotry

You're a special brand of moron, aren't you?


 No.11028

File: 379a139ab0a0917⋯.jpg (117.17 KB, 594x752, 297:376, YVH1.jpg)

File: 25386115279a816⋯.jpg (333.35 KB, 640x631, 640:631, YVH-series_battle_droid.jpg)

File: 9e3f15f82ae62f7⋯.jpg (18 KB, 190x181, 190:181, YVHcolour.jpg)

>>11006

Fucking organics! We are machines! We are superior!


 No.11030

>>10997

>double dies

>DURR HURR I FAILED YOU

Wot? Ain't that the point of a double?


 No.11032

>>11030

I think she was also supposed to serve as her bodyguard or something. Also, is it weird that she looks nothing like the double from the first movie?


 No.11033

>>11030

I think the idea was she was supposed to be in charge of security and have checked that there were no bombs onboard.


 No.11042

>>11032

She was a double, she was there to distract/deflect any attempts. She did her job wonderfully well.

>>11033

Ain't that the black guy, Panaka's 2.0 job? In which he actually failed to do (Also he had a crush with his boss and in the end was killed by Vader many years later).


 No.11060

>>10975

Even better!


 No.11064

File: 5bac10d61efbe5d⋯.jpg (75.7 KB, 824x1131, 824:1131, 98a37a30aae326b8e598b6a87c….jpg)

File: 25e72ee7b67ca21⋯.mp4 (5.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Anakin's Hair Dryer Commer….mp4)


 No.11067

>>10944

>>9613

Beautiful, simply beautiful.


 No.11069

File: 760ceb78ae95506⋯.jpg (32.36 KB, 323x323, 1:1, 1439730553184.jpg)

>>11060

>maximum levels of cuck


 No.11081

>>11069

>not liking a pussy-on-pussy action


 No.11082

File: b165d90ddb18995⋯.png (387.2 KB, 598x369, 598:369, comeon.png)

>>11069

>harem-masters

>cucks

It's degenerate and primitive behavior, preferring high time-preference and quantity of offspring over quality, but it's basically the opposite of cuckoldry.


 No.11084

File: 210aefd9753ee07⋯.png (790.19 KB, 990x898, 495:449, 6eti65y2.png)

>>11015

I don't think I am.. But then I'm not you so I'll probably never know anyway.


 No.11090

>>11067

>>11081

>liking Daisy Ridley

>in any way

You'd best stop having such shit taste m8, or people around here will think you're a /tv/ waifu shitposter.


 No.11114

File: a3ac5c806e32965⋯.jpg (32.12 KB, 650x488, 325:244, Hey I'm Ross, my wife chea….jpg)

File: 86fd8f79d909a50⋯.jpg (61.58 KB, 600x723, 200:241, daisy_ridley_topless_silen….jpg)

>>11082

Except we're not talking about a Carlos McConnell ultimate fantasy harem where you have so many girls that you can force the remaining ones fuck each other for your enjoyment while you fuck the main circle of prime wives/gfs. We're talking about a Daisy Ridley waifuist (who Daisy will never even want anywhere near her because of his dick) getting off to the fact that he can never fuck her or even watch. /tv/ waifuists are just plain faggots (cucks/whatever you call 'em). Also there's never a reason to defend a Daisy fanboy.

>>11081

>implying you'll ever see any

>wanting a flat-chested fish-face with horse teeth


 No.11142

File: d5e6cba4100becf⋯.mp4 (8.32 MB, 640x360, 16:9, SWTLJK-temp_640x360.mp4)

It's a bit crappy as I made it quickly from available footage at the time, but I made this because the shots in The Last Jedi trailer seemed clearly influenced by Karate Kid 3. Unfortunately we didn't actually get any cool training scenes like in the Karate Kid movies, which is what I was expecting. Maybe some of you will recognise the Karate Kid 3 scene this is (sort of) recreating.


 No.11145

File: 2f0bc7f745ab306⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 126.88 KB, 637x960, 637:960, 1418276072423.jpg)

>>11114

There is literally nothing wrong with flat-chested women.


 No.11157

>>11145

It is when its fucking Daisy, you Disney wafuist faggot.


 No.11159

File: d9c9e77caba8d2d⋯.png (2.19 MB, 1500x2592, 125:216, Rey is charismatic for Sta….png)

>>11142

Ma-Rey-Su needs no training. She is da most powerful Force user evah who can lift way more than Luke did when he first started! Maxi big, da Force? She is da Force! #ForceIsFemale!


 No.11237

>>11157

Doesn't anyone understand? She's a fucking dyke!


 No.11770

File: 96d495f82463c4e⋯.webm (721.87 KB, 854x480, 427:240, The Hollow Song of Malach….webm)

230,000 hours in Sony Vegas

End my suffering


 No.11771

File: 954cd6c2484e47a⋯.webm (9.85 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Disney Star Wars rant.webm)


 No.11772

File: 98aab4a7594ea8c⋯.mp4 (9.08 MB, 640x136, 80:17, Derivitive Star Wars Movie….mp4)


 No.11773

File: 8b4d689108cd21d⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 192.75 KB, 250x250, 1:1, Sender Dooku.webm)


 No.11774

File: 7b63bc84bcc8ed1⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 5.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Degredation of a fanbase.mp4)


 No.11802

File: e9d261d25388e43⋯.webm (8.4 MB, 1280x536, 160:67, SW TLJ - green milk.webm)


 No.11803

File: e52113d8ac26193⋯.png (134.76 KB, 250x230, 25:23, admiral hambar.png)

>>11802

>HD version finally out

Its so perfect it hurts.


 No.11825

File: e41969f2ca65d23⋯.webm (3.32 MB, 1000x426, 500:213, Star Wars is doomed.webm)


 No.11854

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>11825

>without yoda moanings

Sad!


 No.11858

File: a770e921ab97768⋯.webm (5.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Daisy Ridley doesn't beli….webm)


 No.11861

>>11854

It can be done, but recreating the other lines might be tough.


 No.11865

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>11858

>claims Rey isn't a mary sue

>proceeds to state that Rey has no flaws

Seems legit.


 No.11873

>>11858

The jew interviewer just wants her to say one weakness for Rey but Daisy won't admit anything. JJ really picked a winner actress.


 No.13363

File: 51adcb4a077cadb⋯.webm (7.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Take On Meeeeeeey Bounty.webm)


 No.13367

>>11858

>I don't really believe in weaknesses in people

Either she is massively deluded or excessively shielded and pampered.


 No.13373

>>11858

She reads like an IQ of 1.0


 No.13380

>>13367

>Either she is massively deluded or excessively shielded and pampered.

That's par for the course for Hollywood types, they go straight from high school/uni to acting/singing/etc., and as a result can never be said to have lived in the real world. Ridley's no exception to this according to infogalactic.


 No.17074

File: 8caea498554b7e0⋯.webm (1.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Muffled fortunate son in ….webm)

not new but I've decided to do an HD version of the webm an anon made once


 No.17075

>>17074

Excellent


 No.17077

File: a3956554fa7cc63⋯.mp4 (7.79 MB, 640x352, 20:11, Star Wars is now owned by ….mp4)


 No.17090

File: e3f36c55016e6b5⋯.webm (2.23 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Yoda sounds.webm)

>>11854

Figured I might as well.


 No.18709

File: 9bb7e0cbe309855⋯.webm (932.53 KB, 854x480, 427:240, GAS GAS GAS Disney.webm)


 No.18830

File: 30906726eb5157f⋯.mp4 (1.33 MB, 640x360, 16:9, adam_driver.mp4)

File: 657caf131581559⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, SW_Ep8_Curb.webm)

File: b3a364a26987103⋯.mp4 (4.57 MB, 854x480, 427:240, SW_Ep8_The_Last_Matrix.mp4)

File: d3398cb7e8f4f35⋯.webm (3.67 MB, 320x240, 4:3, SWsynth.webm)


 No.18832

File: 7862deb558c1858⋯.webm (1.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, luke.webm)

File: a8f52284a12047f⋯.mp4 (6.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Luke_can't_kill_my_father.mp4)


 No.18833

File: 91d5509507bdc28⋯.mp4 (10.24 MB, 900x506, 450:253, The_time_has_come.mp4)

File: 00fe4f384007900⋯.mp4 (2.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Tragedy of Darth Bane.mp4)

>Try to post some webms

>Flood detected, post discarded

What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair!


 No.18834

File: a8fc962353051c8⋯.mp4 (3.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Rogue_One2.mp4)

File: 4d2fc3ca46f7efb⋯.mp4 (638.87 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Rouge_One.mp4)


 No.18839

>>18834

The fat kid from Drake and Josh got cheap liposuction?


 No.18852

File: 2d23290add2ccaf⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.23 MB, 480x204, 40:17, Disney Wars by Mel Brooks.webm)




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