No.23749
Time to get SPOOKY edition
No.23751
>>23749
>spook centre plus
>scp
Spooky indeed.
No.23752
Happy spooktober lads
Good bones and calcium to you all
No.23753
>>23752
I hate people who like Zyzz.
No.23754
Just establishing the last post of the night.
Nerds go to bed early. Cool kids like me stay up late.
No.23755
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No.23759
No.23760
>>23758
>>23759
Morning, sleep well?
No.23761
>>23760
for a bit, but the nurses kept waking me up to take my blood pressure and temperature and stuff
No.23762
>>23761
Sounds rough, glad to hear you're still alive though.
No.23763
>>23762
thanks mate, I'm doing ok, I get to leave soon, which'll be nice.
No.23764
>>23752
oh fugg I remember this
back when halfchan britfeel wasn't utter cancer
>>23753
it's a meme you dip
No.23765
kek lads anyone else got a fucking moviebob advert at the bottom of the page?
No.23766
>>23765
I disabled ublock origin, yeah there's MovieBob, Donald Trump, /cuteboys/, and some autist with a balloon fetish's ED page.
What a time to be alive.
No.23767
>>23765
Why would someone pay $25 to do this?
No.23768
No.23769
>>23767
It's funny, promotes a board, and it towards keeping 8chan running.
No.23770
>>23767
Oh, it's a link.
I've had addblock enabled for so long I forget how adds work.
No.23771
what's everyone gonna have for lunch lads?
No.23772
>>23771
Already had mine, turkey slice sandwich with lettuce and salad cream, plus an apple.
No.23773
>>23771
Still eating instant ramen.
Not sure which flavour I'll have today.
No.23774
>>23772
noice
>>23773
pls add some veg and an egg or something to it lad, I'm worried for your health and wellbeing at this point. I'm going to stirfry
I'm having stirfry curry noodles with egg and some vegetables btw lads
No.23775
>>23771
I'D RATHER HAVE A BOWL OFCOCO POPS
No.23777
>>23776
Literally /pol/: the comedian
this is fucking brilliant
No.23778
>>23774
I tried putting some vegetables in. Was decent, would do again.
No.23779
>>23771
Only just had some cereal for breakfast, I'll be having some chicken sandwiches during my lunch break at work around 5, along with maybe some crispy chicken fillets from the rotisserie counter. I've eaten this almost every day for the last 3 weeks.
No.23780
No.23781
might go out for a run lads, it's super sunny out today.
No.23782
No.23783
>>23782
yeah it's really fucking weird given it's fucking october
it's been mild and misty all day here but the blanket of fog lifted and now it's like 20 degrees out
think I might go out anyways though, I'm bored and I've already spent two hours on hearthstone today. Need a break from it.
No.23784
>>23781
>>23782
That's a gay excuse thb, just make sure you're hydrated before you go and take a water bottle with you. People run in much hotter weather than this.
No.23785
>>23784
It's not an excuse for me, I despise the sun and heat.
I prefer the winter.
No.23786
>>23783
The sun is really starting to piss me off, its supposed to be autumn now but it's constantly clear skies and too warn for coats here.
>>23780
Green supermarket.
No.23787
I did it lads. Went about 2 miles.
No.23788
>>23786
the fucks a green supermarket? one of those hippy places?
No.23789
I had no idea the moon was so far away.
I'm a little shocked.
No.23790
>>23789
how far away did you think it was?
No.23792
>>23791
this picture doesn't bother me, but attempting to comprehend anything larger than the solar system sends me into existential crisis mode
No.23793
>>23792
trying to think about the world does that to me. It's called sonder apparently, the thought of everyone being a person, having their own private lives and thoughts, realising how insignificant you are. Scary really.
No.23794
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No.23795
>>23793
>sonder
Neat. New word.
>>23794
I'm not sure why but this isn't bothering me either. I'm pretty sleepy so maybe I just can't be bothered thinking about it.
No.23796
This one always makes me uncomfortable.
No.23797
I've just gotten back 2 hour walk along some maize fields. I didn't intend to be that long or go as far as I did, but after walking a couple of miles thinking "surely this will cut back through to civilisation at some point" it just lead to a dead end, so I had to go all the way back the way I came. Gave my new shoes a good wear-in anyway.
No.23798
No.23799
>>23798
just went around the block a few times.
No.23800
Fuck, have to go out to get Fish and Chips with my family later.
Every time I do this, they keep trying to include me into every conversation. I make it pretty obvious that I don't want to talk by answering questions with no more than two words and avoiding eye contact.
It's autistic as fuck, but I hate it.
I also hate it how they sit around for 15 minutes after everyone has finished eating.
No.23801
>>23800
How much family lad?
>tfw you're asked a question when you have loads of food in your mouth
I'm convinced people who do this do it on purpose
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No.23802
got an xboxhueg mug of tea, the stalker guitar tracks on a loop and sat on my bed reading through metro 2033. Maximum comfy.
No.23803
No.23804
>>23802
sounds nice lad, is the book any good? I keep wanting to play the game but I've not gotten around to it yet
No.23805
>>23804
I played the game and loved it, so far I'm 20 pages into the book and it's really good. The vocabulary's very simple, but if you can get past that it's really immersive. I might be biased though because I have a hard on for post apocalyptic stuff.
No.23806
>>23804
Not him. I didn't play much of it, but I thought the game was pants. Generic post-2007 FPS, not worthy of any of the hype /v/ was giving it at the time.
No.23807
>>23806
it's challenging as hell if you play on ranger hardcore mode.
No.23808
Is the recent memefication of t/b/h a tacit admittance of frequent dishonesty in those who say it?
No.23809
>>23807
It's not the difficulty I had a problem with, I'm just sick of re-skinned CoD:MW. FPS as a genre died for me after 2007.
No.23810
thinking about getting a buzzcut lads
No.23811
>>23809
Not going to lie other than the fact that it's a linear FPS metro doesn't play like COD at all
No.23812
>>23804
I played the game and it was shit, stopped about an hour or two in.
I'm really perfectionist/autistic about games so you might like it idk
No.23813
I tend to play game for the story rather than the gameplay (unless it's super shit) so I'll give it a go even if it is just a generic fps as long as the plot's decent.
No.23814
>>23811
I found it to be pretty much identical at least in terms of the single-player gameplay, but like I said, I think that about most FPS games in "recent" years.
It used to be my one of my favourite genres, games like Half-Life, MoH:AA, Half-Life 2, Far Cry 1, F.E.A.R. 1, Crysis. And then it all went to shit.
>>23813
I don't mind there being a plot, but I like it how it used to be in a lot of older games, just a neat cutscene after every 4 levels of solid gameplay. Not loads of shitty scripted sections that pull you out of the game every 2 minutes, and hours of following an NPC around doing tutorial-tier shit.
No.23815
>not wanting your country to be governed by a true patriot
No.23816
>>23813
the plot's definitely good, but you'll get infinitely more background, context and all round enjoyment from the book, if you really give that little shits about gameplay.
>>23815
>there are living, breathing people who consider Jeremy "death to the Queen" Corbyn and Natalie "open the borders" Bennet to be patriots
what the actual fuck
No.23817
>>23814
it depends on the gameplay for me, I'm really shit at shooters,so I'm not into them much. I like stealth but there's not many good stealth games coming out
No.23818
>>23816
Nothing more than patriotic than getting rid of the monarchy
No.23819
>>23818
explain
then again I'm against the monarchy and incredibly nationalist, but I'm against it because they're German peadophiles, not against monarchy as a concept
No.23820
>>23818
>getting rid of literally the most iconic element of British identity
>patriotic
No.23821
>>23819
>>23820
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.
No.23822
>>23821
you can't expect autists to understand sarcasm you ableist
No.23823
>>23822
this is also sarcasm btw
No.23824
>>23819
I'm the same. I dislike our monarchy because they've either been co-opted, or are complicit through inaction, in the flooding of Britain by the third world; but I like the institution of monarchy in and of itself.
No.23825
No.23826
>>23824
Absolutely. If they don't have an active hand in it, they're still standing idle.
>>23825
If I do decide to drop dosh on a new computer I'll stream a bunch for you all, but as it stands I'm leaning towards being conservative in my spending.
No.23827
>>23820
They are just British kardashians at this point.
No.23828
Going out for fish and chips was just as shit as I expected. My grandmother just pointed at me and said
>look at the bags under his eyes
What the fuck kind of thing is that to say? How can anyone think that is an acceptable thing to say?
No.23829
>>23828
She's disappointed m8. I see it in my relatives too. You can't blame them.
No.23830
think I've accidentally become addicted to codeine lads
No.23832
>>23830
Easily done. I kept getting headaches and feeling like shit after having just ~150mg for a few days in a row, so I just packed it in. You could probably get away with it once per week/fortnight without getting addicted. The constipation is still annoying though.
No.23833
>>23829
This, my family used to be like that with me, but now that I've sorted my sleep pattern out no more bags under eyes, started washing properly hardly any spots, and hair isn't drenched in several layers of grease, I go outside no more pale skin, even a little tanned, it's a lot less awkward when talking to them.
Pic related is exactly how I looked for years, and I could feel the disappointment and pity coming off them.
No.23834
Looks like someone on /r9k/ shot up a college.
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No.23837
>>23836
at least r9k isn't all led normies yet i guess
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No.23838
Not gonna be scared anymore, lads.
No.23840
>>23836
I wonder if we'll get a manifesto from him. Hopefully we will, and hopefully it'll be a good one, not like Elliot Rodgers bullshit.
No.23841
No.23842
>>23838
Scared in general? Or of anything specific?
No.23843
Went on half9k to check the uprising but found this more interesting.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?_r=0
It gets worse and worse.
No.23844
No.23845
>>23831
nah, it's not that major. I just need to take one or two a day to stave off withdrawal symptoms.
I stopped using it recreationally the day I started, because the high was nothing special and I didn't want to risk upping the dose.
>>23836
B A S E D
>>23838
context of this? What's going down lad
No.23846
>>23843
>2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.
>20. On occasion, the modern man is the little spoon. Some nights, when he is feeling down or vulnerable, he needs an emotional and physical shield.
>26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
So not only is it Being a Cuck: The List, but the author can't even write 27 things while staying consistent.
No.23847
>>23843
Why couldn't the r9k guy wait to see this article before deciding who to shoot.
The first point of how to be a modern man is about buying his wife shoes.
Should be titled how to be a modern cuck.
No.23848
>>23845
How is going out and shooting a bunch of random people based?
No.23849
>>23845
Sounds like stage 5 to me.
No.23850
>>23843
>>23844
I was really not that annoyed with this, just found it a bit gay and poorly written, and unrelateable. Then I got to this bit:
>25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
>26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
What a fucking faggot lmao
No.23851
>>23849
I think you're worrying too much. I took it because I was ill and had a headache, but took it too many days in a row. Back when I tried it recreationally I stopped clean without any issues because I only took it twice.
>>23848
Do you know what based means? It's literally the definition of based. I also just find the idea quite funny, I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the absurdity of it.
No.23852
>>23850
Whilst this guy is a cuck for sure, I can feel his wife leaning over his shoulder while he was writing this.
It's like the middle aged version of beta male feminists trying to impress the grills.
No.23853
>>23848
I quite enjoy these stories.
No.23854
>>23852
Becoming henpecked is the most pathetic thing in existence, I just don't understand it. It's not even like the woman wants to be in control deep down, she wants to feel safe and protected. Too many men don't realise that women aren't quite as rational as they are and require guidance.
No.23855
>>23851
No, I didn't actually know the exact definition of it. My mistake.
>>23853
Do you take pleasure in people dying purely because they're integrated into society?
No.23856
>>23855
not him but I just find tragedy in general really amusing for some reason, even though I've started to reintegrate with society and get on with my life. I don't fully understand why, it's just funny to me.
No.23857
>>23845
>>23842
Nothing major just received a bit of abuse from a group of lecturers at Uni today over my shit organisation, i've largely managed to rid myself of Anxiety recently but fuck, it's killing me atm.
I-I don't like being shouted at
No.23858
>>23857
I've never understood why some lecturers do this
you're a fucking adult, you're paying to be there, you can pass or fail the course if you want. fucking shitters.
No.23859
>>23858
Most of them are on a fucking superiority trip, I swear.
No.23860
>>23857
They actually shouted at you?
I'd have gone fucking nuclear if someone shouted at me.
I'm quiet and shy but I won't let people shit on me.
No.23862
>>23861
Will they take the b8 though ;4)
No.23863
No.23864
>>23861
>Jimmy Russells
You're being tricked
No.23865
>r9k trying to frame eggman for the shooting
k e k
No.23866
>>23864
we know lad, the joke is he's baiting the media
No.23867
oh boy I can't wait for another wave of newfags to flood 4chan
No.23869
>school shooting happens
>decide to get comfy and order some fried chicken
>it arrives
>they accidentally gave me a free cheeseburger with the order
what a glorious fucking night
No.23870
No.23871
>>23870
I was too full to eat it anyways, give me your address I'll send it out to you
No.23872
the amount of newfag normies on /r9k/ right now is immense
drinking their tears
No.23873
>>23865
I hope they manage to at least cause him some grief. Fucking tripcunt personifies a lot about what ruined r9k
No.23875
>>23874
ahahahahaha
what site is this?
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No.23877
No.23878
>>23876
Holy shit, they're triggered as fuck.
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No.23880
>>23876
That whole comment section is amazing.
No.23881
Managed to make my own fleshlight after seeing how expensive they are.
No.23882
>gun grabbing already
they're ramping it up
No.23883
>>23881
What have you made it out of?
No.23884
>>23881
>tfw got a fleshlight
>never use it because it needs washing after every use
paranoid i'll get seen with it during the trip to and from the bathroom to wash it
No.23885
>>23882
and blaming it on the 'manosphere' which I think is just anyone who isn't a feminist
No.23887
>>23886
What are you going to say if someone finds it?
How are you going to hide it?
No.23888
>>23886
Thank you for making me feel better about myself.
No.23889
>>23887
I'm going to dismantle it.
and then drink out of it
>>23888
Laugh all you want.
My craftsmanship has saved me a lot of money.
Can you say the same?
No.23890
>>23886
I'm speechless honestly. I think this is the start of a new chapter for /britfeel/.
No.23891
>>23889
You are now fleshlightanon.
No.23892
Today is the first day in 3 weeks I've wanked more than twice in a day. I went to check out halfchans new board (its western cartoon porn) and it set me off.
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No.23894
>>23892
>jap owner
>first thing he does is create a board for Western stuff
No.23895
>>23892
>western cartoon porn
Pull yourself together lad, what would your waifu say if she knew?
No.23896
>>23894
>buy website
>instantly has the world's press investigating it for encouraging mass murder
No.23897
>>23894
oppositeofken-sama.jpg
No.23899
No.23900
>>23891
Well, just if your planning to make your own, it actually turned out pretty well.
However I had to use some "household items" as lubricants.
No.23901
>>23899
How do you know her and what is she like?
No.23902
>>23900
>"household items"
Go on.
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No.23904
>>23902
Just random bathroom things.
No.23905
CNN is actually talking about Eggman.
No.23906
>>23905
It's not on lol
Just goes to show how fucking disgusting social media truly is.
No.23907
I think this will kill 4chan for good. It's going to be like /b/ 5+ years ago where all the edgy highschoolers go.
No.23908
>>23905
All that eggposting finally paid off
No.23909
>>23906
It's cringy watching these old normalfags pretending they have any clue what they're talking about.
They actually called 4chan the deep web.
No.23911
>>23910
Doing gods work lad
>tfw communicating with beta males in the dark Internet
No.23912
>>23910
>tfw they could almost be describing this place
>except we mostly encourage each other and do good things
No.23913
Anyone else watching CNN and hoping for a manifesto or some youtube videos or something?
No.23914
>>23913
I just have a couple of threads about it open. I'm going to bed soon anyway, didn't realise the time.
No.23915
I'm off to bed, my shoulders are killing me for some reason. Really aching, I must have done them in but I'm not sure how.
Goodnight guys.
No.23916
>tfw first post of the Day
No.23917
Psyching myself up to get a haircut.
I CAN DO THIS
No.23918
>>23917
What you gunna ask for mate?
>tfw need a haircut but too worried its going to get butchered by some idiot who was too stupid to do anything but health and beauty in college.
No.23919
>>23918
Usually my barber knows what to do with it.
He's some really gay man who looks exactly like Zyzz.
No.23920
>Have to be in work at 3.
>Still in bed doing bugger all.
This is the firs time in like 2 weeks I havent been out of bed before 10AM. I blame the 2 wanks yesterday and staying up late to find out who that shooter was.
>>23919
I wish I had a consistent barber, even when I go to the same place, the staff always seems to be different. Its part of why I hate haircuts so much, if it was the same person over and over again I'd be able to get used to them.
No.23921
>>23919
I haven't gone to a barber since I was about 7.
I had a mop since then to around 16 when I started cutting it with clippers.
No.23922
>>23920
That's kind of shit, I just have one barber that owns the shop.
Although I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do when he retires since I've had him my whole life.
No.23923
>>23916
>Still in bed doing bugger all.
>I blame the 2 wanks yesterday and staying up late to find out who that shooter was
I did exactly the same, I'm still in bed too. Every time something america-related goes down, I end up staying up until stupid o'clock to find out more.
No.23924
>>23923
So who did the shooter turn out to be?
No.23925
No.23926
Was looking at reddit yesterday because of the shooter thing, it was interesting to see how people outside of /r9k/ were reacting to it. Yesterday their entire front page was filled with shooter shit.
Now it's completely empty and everyone has forgotten about it.
No.23927
>>23926
Knowing plebbit the mods probably wiped it all and shadowbanned everyone that took an interest.
No.23928
>>23925
That's him, although the connection to a muslim is tenuous. He doesnt seem to have used the myspace recently.
He had a KAT account, where he made blog posts about various shooters and seemed to identify with the robot idea of not being accepted by society. He also seeded shitloads of porn and conspiracy documentaries.
No.23929
Had my shower, need to get dressed now for work.
I fucking hate working in a supermarket guys, it's fucking hell. I was only in for 4 hours yesterday, but there was fuck all to do, like an hours worth of work if I actually can be bothered to do it. I was supposed to be in an extra hour too.
Gunna tell my supervisor not to put me in on so many hours next week, only my contracted 16. I need to ask him for holidays too, but I think I've left it too late. I want to have a week off in 2 weeks time.
No.23930
>>23929
What supermarket do you work in?
I'm the same as you. 16 hours. I hate every minute of it.
No.23932
>>23931
I heard they were shit. Someone was telling me how a colleague had potential concussion and couldn't go home.
No.23933
>>23932
I go home whenever I fucking want, but that's probably because I work on the freezers so everyone ignores me.
No.23934
No.23935
Someone paid £20 to make the /islam/ add a picture of a goat fucking a man.
No.23936
No.23937
>>23934
>>23935
Both great
Anyone got the clip of eggman being talked about on the news
No.23938
>London mayor elections coming up
>the main two contenders are a kike and a shitskin
JUST FUCK MY CAPITAL UP
No.23939
>>23934
It's been a sad couple of days for Chad.
No.23941
>>23925
>he had a british parent
>mfw he must have seen and possibly posted once or twice in britfeel
No.23942
Moving to Scotland THIS FUCKING WEEKEND LADS AND I DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO STAY
No.23943
>>23942
Just be yourself mate.
No.23944
No.23945
>>23944
>>23943
>i want a fun sociable flatmate
>female preferred
>someone to chill out with after work
>£600pcm bills not included
No.23946
>please stop plotting to kill innocents
No.23947
>>23946
>it's easy to make friends if you try
I'll be starting a beta uprising of my own in minute.
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No.23950
>>23945
iktf lad trust me whenever i've looked at rooms in the past its all that shite.
The worst is the beta white knights looking for female housemates, pathetic.
Or just people in general thinking females are better tenants, most of them are honestly disgustingly filthy.
No.23951
>>23950
>most of them are honestly disgustingly filthy
If most girls are anything like my sister, I can confirm. Any room she walks into turns into a bomb site, and her own room was always disgusting.
No.23952
>>23951
>>23950
Fucking tell me about it lads. There's one viewing I've got coming up that seems alright though, I'd take it if it came.
I couldn't live with a woman or girl. I just need a guy like me who is tidy and stays in his room out of the way from each other.
No.23953
>>23946
that has to be a troll
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No.23955
>watching a documentary on MTG
>mfw
No.23956
>>23955
>pic related, it's OP's house
No.23957
I've already stayed up too late, but at least it's not as late as last night. I'd better turn off my computer now. Good night guys.
No.23958
>>23957
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.23959
I need to stop going to McDonalds this time at night.
No.23960
I'm off to bed. Wasted a lot of today in bed and didn't have dinner until 11pm, but at the very least I cleaned up my Windows 7 install a bit. It had been running like shit for months, but I'd just been putting it off and using my Linux Mint install instead most of the time. I'd like to get rid of Windows altogether, but music production and image editing a shit on GNU/Linux.
Goodnight guys.
>>23959
Blimey, and I thought my dinner was late. What did you have?
No.23962
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better start packing lads.
What the fuck am I going to do for a few months without my desktop? For fucks sake I hope this piece of shit job is worth it.
No.23963
>>23960
6 nuggets, 1 double cheeseburger and fries.
No.23964
>working again.
KILL ME
I
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L
M
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No.23965
>>23962
>>23964
It's times like these that make me feel glad to be NEET. Thank you wageslaves for brightening up my day.
No.23966
Working today, too.
I hate my job so so much. I'm glad it's only part time, and I'm glad I'm off on Sunday. But I still fucking hate it.
No.23967
>>23966
Do the wageslaves outweigh the NEETs here now? Are there even any NEETs beside myself remaining?
I can't be the only one here who has never had a job, surely. You can't just leave me behind like this, you said we were ALL gonna make it.
No.23968
>>23967
Working 16 hours a week in a Supermarket is not "making it".
No.23969
>>23967
>You can't just leave me behind like this, you said we were ALL gonna make it.
No.23970
>>23968
It's "making it" out of NEEThood and your bedroom, and into a more independent, self-sufficient, socially-acceptable, and normal-ish adult life.
No.23971
It's 3pm, so I should probably get out of bed now. I have no idea how I'm going to get back to a normal routine.
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No.23973
>>23972
I am both sorry and glad to hear it. How long have you been NEET for? It's been 5 and a half years for me so far.
I refuse to believe there's only two of us though, maybe the rest if they exist are still asleep and will wake up later tonight.
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No.23975
>>23967
I was neet for 3/4 years and now I'm going into college 2 days a week. Am I still neet? I stay in my room as much as possible.
No.23976
>>23975
I'm the same but with uni, and I'm failing it too
No.23977
>>23975
NEET = Not (in) Education, Employment, (or) Training. You're enrolled in college, so you're not NEET, but you could still have social anxiety or just be a bit of a hermit.
You didn't even go NEET for a full year though, and in my opinion you're only classed as a NEET after a whole year although you won't know >tfwneet until your third year, after that point every year feels the same. Students on gap years and people who get made redundant but find a job 6 months later aren't NEET for example.
I'd have been NEET for 7 and a half years under your definition, after leaving school I went to college for 3 years but it was only 2.5 days a week, and I only had 66% attendance. All time not spent in college was spent shut away in my room.
Also it's not a good thing, you don't ever want to be NEET, the being-neet-is-cool thing is either just a joke or a delusion, and it's very easy to become delusional when you never leave the house and have nobody to talk to.
No.23978
>>23976
Get on with your work lad
No.23979
>>23977
I meant 3 to 4 years kek sorry for the confusion
No.23980
>>23979
Ah right. You were once NEET, but you have transcended it for now.
No.23981
>>23978
I'm doing my best, it's just my best is shit
No.23982
>>23980
>for now
Honestly I don't think I'll ever not want that comfyness of the neetlyf.
No.23983
Alright lads? Currently heating up that free burger I got with my takeout on thursday, and playing hearthstone. Been reading a lot of metro 2033 today too, the book is much better than the game so far, even though I quite enjoyed the game.
How is everyone?
Also, I've been tapering down my antidepressant usage. My hope is I'm only going to need one more prescription and then finally be rid of them. Did have to take one codeine pill for withdrawal today though, going to taper off them too.
No.23984
/mu/ framed anthony fantano for the oregon school shooting
top fucking kek
No.23985
>>23983
Sounds like a comfy day, good luck with cutting down on those drugs.
I'm alright, although I woke up late as fuck. Just attempted to have a sanic speed shower after reading that most people only take 5 - 10 minutes, 15 at the most, while I normally take 35 - 45 minutes.
I did it in 20. It's a big improvement, but how the fuck do people shower in half or even quarter the time? I went as fast as I humanly could without falling over or getting shampoo in my eyes, I swear those people can't be washing properly.
No.23986
>>23985
u wot lad?
>get wet
>shampoo hair
>wash face
>scrub down everything else
no idea how you can stand taking that long, I only take 30 minutes in the bath let alone a shower
No.23987
>>23984
As soon as I saw the shooter I thought of Fantano.
No.23988
>>23986
Admittedly most of my usual showering time is taken up by standing under the hot water and daydreaming, but I didn't do that at all today, and it still took 20 minutes.
Does everyone else do every single crevice of the body? When I was reading before it seemed like most people just did face, armpits, privates and feet at best, but maybe they just weren't going into detail. I do every single part of my body quite meticulously, like the inside of my ears, behind my ears, every inch of my back, behind the balls, between my toes, everything.
After the shower I wipe everything down making sure the bath area is spotless, rinsing the bath so there are no hairs in the tub, using a window scraper thing to remove any water on the shower door, etc. That probably adds a lot to my time.
No.23989
>>23988
That sounds like OCD.
No.23990
>>23988
I'm not sure putting soap inside your ears is a good idea
besides inbetween the toes I do everything else you mention, though. Probably not quite as meticulous about washing my back as you do.
No.23991
>>23989
In what way? Most of the post-shower cleanup stuff is just what my mum makes me do, I don't do it because of anything in my head.
>>23990
My ears get greasy and gross because I spend most of the day wearing on-ear headphones with leather ear pads, so I make extra sure they're clean.
No.23992
I am in a good mood today lads. Hope you are all feeling well.
No.23993
>>23991
My maximum shower time is ~5 minutes, and I get a pretty thorough wash. To be washing for a whole 20 minutes seems excessive and unnecessary.
No.23994
>>23993
A 5 minute shower sounds impossible to me, but I'm not about to ask you for evidence.
Another thing is that most people seem to shower once or twice a day, whereas I currently try to but often fail to even go every 2 or 3 days. Maybe that's why I don't rush or skip anything.
No.23995
Thinking of streaming me browsing /r/foreveralonewomen and reddits like that if anyone wants to share the anger.
No.23996
>>23995
why would you do that to yourself?
No.23997
>>23996
Because I hate myself and enjoy my anger.
No.23998
No.24001
>>23998
Do you know how it compares to a proper Technics deck? Wouldn't want to get some shitty clone for £210 that doesn't last a couple of years when you could get a Technics 1200 MK2 second hand for around £300 or less if you're like like me, £160 off ebay 6 years ago, that was before they stopped making them however that lasts for literal decades.
One of mine is from 1988 and it still looks and works as good as it did the day my dad bought it. I swear, after The Happening, all that will be left are cockroaches and Technics decks.
No.24002
>>24001
*or less if you're lucky like me
No.24003
>>24001
I've heard good things about them on youtube and /mu/ and one website called them a "viable alternative" to the technics
the issue is these days a used pair of technics runs for £300-350, that's a pretty substantial price gap. I likely won't even DJ with it either, just plan on using it for listening.
Tempted to just get a nice set of headphones and listen digitally, honestly. Does vinyl have appreciably higher audio quality or is all the joy in having a physical collection?
No.24004
>>24003
>Does vinyl have appreciably higher audio quality
Oh boy, you're in for a surprise. Pro tip: vinyl sounds fucking terrible, and anyone that claims otherwise is full of shit.
It is fun to play however, and you'll probably appreciate the "experience" of playing and listening to music more than you ever did mp3s, or even CDs. But it sounds so much worse, it's almost not worth it unless it's something you can't find digitally.
No.24005
>>24004
In what way does it sound terrible? Like is everything really appreciably worse, like it would be if you were listening to all your music through a pair of £5 chinkphones?
No.24006
>>23988
I do the same. People who just let the water take care of their feet are vile beings.
No.24007
withdrawal symptoms are gay lads
No.24008
>>24005
First, there's the fact it's a piece of plastic with a waveform carved into it. The waveform you can carve into it will not be a perfect representation of what was on the master recording. When a needle runs through it, the grooves get worn down, so each time you play the record it sounds duller and duller and noisier and noisier until there's hardly any treble left at all, and it sounds distorted. It does take a significant amount of plays to get to that stage though.
Second, there's the mechanical noise, because there's a needle on a plastic disc, on a slipmat, on a rotating platter. It's audible at normal listening levels on breakdowns or quiet sections, but you'll start to ignore it after a while. Rumble also comes under this, if you walk about in your room, the needle will pick it up, and create large amounts of low frequency content, and may even make the needle skip.
Next, is the sound of dust, which you're not going to be able to remove without really going out of your way to clean the record. This is completely audible even at normal listening level.
Then, you've got scratches. Records without scratches are very hard to come by, and it is extremely easy to make them, even just by accidentally knocking the tonearm. Which you will, especially when you're new to vinyl, it happens to everyone. These can be really loud, and can make the needle skip if it's really bad.
Next is warping. If a record is ever in direct sunlight, the vinyl goes soft, and then it hardens slightly out of shape. This will make the pitch go up and down when you play it, and that makes it unlistenable.
Then, there's RIAA equalization. In the process from studio master tape -> master pressing, an EQ curve is applied that rolls off all the bass, and boosts the treble. This is so that the grooves on the record aren't so wide from the bass that they knock the needle out of position, and also has the added benefit of allowing more grooves, thus longer recordings, on the record. When playing vinyl back, you'll have it plugged into a "phono" input, which contains a pre-amp more noise and an RIAA EQ that does the opposite of the one in the studio, turning up the bass and bringing down the treble.
However, the standard of this curve isn't very strict, every mixer or phono input you come across will make records sound slightly different, and they'll never perfectly match the one they used in the studio. Not to mention the standard for this curve changed over the years, so records from the 50s, 60s, and 70s, won't sound like they were intended to on modern equipment.
These are just some of the reasons why vinyl is a terrible audio format, at least compared to digital copies of the original master tapes.
No.24009
>>23970
When I'm not working, I'll still spend 16 hours a day in my bedroom. Not including sleep. I rely on my Dad for almost everything.
I only have a job because my Dad wrote my CV, sent the application and did absolutely everything required to get me the job.
No.24010
>>24007
You the codeine lad?
No.24011
>>24008
wow, wasn't expecting something so comprehensive. Thanks anon. How do you listen to music when you're not using your record player? Speakers, headphones? Do you use your mobile phone/mp3 player or your PC? Stuff like that.
>>24010
that is me
No.24012
>>24011
It gets about 1,000 times worse than what you're experiencing.
No.24013
>>24012
considering that I can manage symptoms on a single 15mg dose I really don't think it's as serious as you believe
No.24014
>>24007
at least it's not turning you gay ;^)
No.24015
>>24014
I don't get it, are you referencing something?
But, true, being turned into a faggot would be unfortunate.
No.24016
>>24013
Is 15mg good enough for pain management?
No.24017
>>24016
If I'm taking it for genuine pain management rather than withdrawal I usually have a minimum of 30mg
No.24018
>>24011
Audio tech is my thing, I could sperg about it for days. Note, most of my own equipment is fairly low-budget due to being either a teenager or NEET when I bought it, but I've used tons of high-end equipment over the years and while I was at college, so I'm not ignorant to what's out there.
I normally listen to things on my computer, I've got a USB audio interface Tascam US-1641 going into an analogue mixer Soundcraft Compact10, decent mixer but the pots are all knackered and crackly on mine after 8 years of constant use, which my headphones Sennheiser HD 25-1 MK2, can't beat them for the price are plugged into. The signal quality is ever so slightly worse compared to coming straight out of the audio interface headphone socket due to all the various mixer components in the signal chain, but I prefer the convenience of having all the devices in my room coming out of one headphone output without me having to move.
For speakers, I've got a couple of Alesis M1Active 520 monitors they're a little bright, so I've got tissue taped over the tweeters, complemented by a 10" subwoofer that used to be in my dad's car, powered by an old rewired PC power supply. I'm very makeshift., again hooked up to my mixer. They're both a little smaller than I would really like, but it still sounds pretty decent. Not accurate or "flat" in the slightest, and my room has never been acoustically treated, so for actually making music I use my headphones, but it sounds decent nonetheless.
No.24019
>>24015
no, just you calling it gay made me think of that.
someone got turned gay when he hit his head though once
No.24020
>>24019
he should have tried hitting it again
No.24021
No.24022
>>24018
thanks lad. What studio monitors would you reccomend for someone for >£150? What kind of music do you listen to/make?
No.24023
meant to say less than, not greater than.
No.24024
>>24022
A rule of thumb I learnt in college is that if they're less than £500, you're getting decent hi-fi speakers, not monitors. However, unless you've got a proper acoustically treated home studio, that doesn't really matter, because they wouldn't sound flat meaning all frequencies sound equal volume to the average human ear, with no colouration anyway.
Most studio monitors don't reproduce a whole lot of sub bass so they're usually complemented with a subwoofer, and smaller monitors will be lacking on the bass even more so. While this is usually a problem, it could be a good thing depending on your living situation. They'll have a crap tonne more bass than the tiny horrible plastic PC speakers that people normally have anyway. High-frequency content is fairly consistent, I don't believe there's such thing as a dull monitor, but the mids and bass can vary greatly, even just by where they are located in the room.
I've heard these http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005F3H6Q8 , and they are really good for that price range and size. I actually bought my mum a second hand pair of these for our downstairs area, and she uses them instead of the shitty, tinny kitchen radio that triggered my audio autism. It's kind of surreal having high quality sound with bass that you can feel in your dining room and kitchen.
For making music however, I prefer to work in headphones. My monitors and sub are basically "just for fun", although if you're making dance music like I do it's nice to know how it "feels" as well as how it sounds. I mostly make dance music, but I've done various other bits and bobs too. Most of my life I made house and garage because that's what I grew up with, but these days I'm more inspired by older disco and funk tracks, with synths everywhere. It's hard to really pinpoint my own sound, I just make things that I like to hear.
No.24025
>>24024
You are a fountain of knowledge my friend, my sincerest thanks.
I-If you post some music I'd love to listen to it? Failing that I'd be more than happy just to know what artists you enjoy. Garage and house are genres I like but I've never gotten deep into, I kind of suck at delving deep into music in general. I tend to just listen to the same albums over and over again rather than discovering anything new. Those monitors look nice, I'll bookmark them and mull it over.
>less than £500 you're essentially getting hifi
Not really an issue for me as I don't produce my own stuff anyways.
No.24026
>frequently walk in on Dad watching porn
>start to knock before I come in
>he asks why I knock
Is he actually oblivious or is he just trying to convince himself that I didn't see his tablet screen?
No.24027
>>24026
he wants to fug you
No.24028
>that piercing pain in your soul level of tfw
it hurts
No.24029
>>24025
>I-If you post some music I'd love to listen to it
>go looking through stuff I've made
>have barely made anything within the last 4 years been making music for just over 10 years
>most of it is stupid shit I made for a laugh with myself
>almost everything else I have made is unfinished, like dreams that were never realised
>stuff that is finished was made so many years ago that it doesn't represent my skill set nor my current taste
Makes me want to cry if I'm honest. I could have gone places.
No.24030
Haven't seen Finncuck in a while.
No.24031
This cropped up on my facebook feed.
I don't know anyone in it but I thought I was worth sharing. Imagine how many of them are called Dean.
No.24033
Just had some Smartprice pepperoni, it's really good. I'm honestly surprised that a supermarket brand thing was so good.
No.24034
>>24029
s-sorry
it's never too late to succeed in the world of music, anon.
>>24030
he got honour killed by his arab bf
No.24035
lads this year's winter ball on 4chan is killing me
I'm getting mad tfw no gf, I don't even usually want a gf. This is shit.
No.24036
No.24037
>>24036
my main objection is more that it reminds me of how alone I am
No.24038
>>24034
I guess that's true, I just feel like I should have done it already. And the thing is I know I could have done, all the opportunities were there for me but I was too anxious to talk to anyone or do anything. I still am in fact. Plus, I fell into a "writer's block" somewhere around 2009-2010 when my depression was at it's worst, and even though the worst of the depression has long since passed, I've never really managed to get back into making music like I used to be able to.
I used to make 2 or 3 tracks a day when I was 13 - 16, now I start 2 or 3 per season of the year. I was so focused on being a DJ/producer back then, and so confident that this was going to be my career that I didn't focus one bit on my GCSEs or socialising with friends, and I went straight into college in a different city to do music tech. That's when depression and social anxiety hit, and everything just came tumbling down, and after several years of drowning my mind in anime, video games and imageboards, I've gotten nowhere.
No.24039
I'm off to bed, hopefully I don't spend all day in bed again tomorrow, I'd like to go for a walk outside to clear my mind.
I'm also going to start looking into music again, I brought up a lot of repressed feels tonight and after a little soul-searching I'm thinking I want to give it another shot. Although the last time I "gave it a shot" the best place to shill your music online was myspace, so I'll have to do some research as to what the cool kids are using these days.
Goodnight guys.
No.24040
>>24030
I've been hanging at /b/ mostly.
I have an appointment at jobcentre in wednesday, that's been keeping me busy aswell.
Not sure whether or not I will get sanctioned. How was I supposed to know not participating in entrance exams is a violation? All they gave us was a piece of paper saying "hey, no neetbux if you don't APPLY in spring 2015 joint application system". Probably 80% of my coursemates missed it.
I'm going to have to try the "I didn't know" tactic.
No.24041
how's it going lads? I'm going to get some stuff done today. Need to revise, go for a run and apply for some jobs.
Also, currently working on making a counterfeit bus pass. Wish me luck.
No.24042
>>24041
I'm spending most of my time sleeping, which I do anyway but at least now I have the excuse of recovering from surgery.
Good luck, don't they need chips in them so you can scan them though? Or do you just need to show them to the driver where you are?
No.24043
>>24042
nah, you just need to show them to the driver and the drivers don't give a shit. Used an out of date one three times in a row now. Currently just removing the dates and writing new ones on to an existing card, but considering buying a new one, scanning it and then printing out a blank copy, filling it out and laminating it. I could maybe even sell them, who knows.
No.24044
>>24043
That's pretty cheeky m8.
No.24045
Only just got out of bed and had breakfast. Finally have a day off work so should probably do something, although I do really need to start doing driving theory, my test is in 10 days.
No.24046
>>24043
sound good, way less high tech than round here
No.24047
>>24044
>not subverting the normie system at every turn possible
good goy ;4)
No.24048
Beef dinner today lads, I am a bit worried about mad cow disease though.
No.24049
>>24048
>mad cow disease
that's a thing again?
No.24050
wew
got my CV made and applied for a couple of jobs
hoping since I'm now looking for work in the city I'll have better luck than previously
No.24051
>>24050
They had a case on a farm in the last week, but apparently it's isolated and hasn't entered any actual food.
I'm still worried though, mad cow disease freaks me the fuck out.
No.24052
>>24051
Was meant for. >>24049
kek.
No.24053
>>24051
you'll be fine lad, no chance of you getting it just because one farm in the whole of britain had a breakout
No.24054
>>24048
>wasn't previously scared of MCD
>look it up
wew lad looks like chicken from now on
No.24055
>>24054
Yep, eat the cow and you're gone. It freaks me the fuck out so much.
The beef smells so good though.
No.24056
Went for a 3 hour walk along a river and a canal with my mum and my niece pushchair today, felt great to be outside. We stopped off at a church and walked through an apple orchard, plus I had a raspberry magnum from the shop on the way back.
I was absolutely knackered by the time we got back, conked out on the sofa immediately and slept for about an hour and a half.
please, just post it 8chan, i'm going insane here
No.24057
I made it to Scotland lads. Not dead yet!
No.24058
>>24057
Good to hear, let's see if you can make it to next week.
No.24059
>>24056
Sounds nice m8, can't beat a cheeky magnum
tell me about it m8 been having issues all day
>>24057
Did you find a place to stay?
No.24061
>>24057
welcome lad. please check all airguns and cis privilege at the door.
No.24062
>>24059
>>24058
>>24061
Thanks. I've got viewings lined up for tomorrow and the next day. I'll just take the first place that's offered and then start looking for a cheapo flat.
It really is fucking cold, so why are all these girls walking around in next to nothing?
Also glad that everyone else is having issues posting and it isn't this bumfuck haggis hotel internet connection
No.24063
>>24062
is England really warmer than Scotland? I've never found it cold up here. In fact, my big complaint of the last few years is that it's not cold enough. I'm really hoping for a harsh winter but given it's still warm out in fucking October I guess that won't be happening.
No.24064
thinking about building my own desk from scratch, lads. Anyone here ever done it? Just seems like I can get something to my exact specifications for much cheaper than retail.
No.24065
>>>24061
right now your cis privilage is not getting a rash from this fucking medical tape.
still, only a few more days before I can take the bandages off and hopefully my nipple won't drop off.
No.24066
>>24064
never built, but I've replaced and repaired things in a few and it's easy if you've got instructions and steady hands.
No.24067
>>24063
I've felt like Wales is colder than England whenever I've moved between the two, so I assume Scotland is colder again.
I definitely feel like its been warmer the last couple of years than it used to be when I was younger though, less rain too.
No.24068
>>24066
Nice, if I can find somebody who has a jigsaw (the power tool, not the puzzle) that I can borrow it should be really cheap, like potentially less than £75 less. Even less than that if I luck out and find a big piece of plywood at the skip instead of having to buy one.
I basically just want an incredibly plain desk, but a large one. Nice and deep and long, the only fancy feature I plan on building into it is a cable management tray. Then I intend on making complimentary monitor stands.
No.24069
>>24062
is England really warmer than Scotland? I've never found it cold up here. In fact, my big complaint of the last few years is that it's not cold enough. I'm really hoping for a harsh winter but given it's still warm out in fucking October I guess that won't be happening.
No.24070
>>24063
Yeah, in my experience from hot to cold ;
London - south England - Wales/Midlands - north - Scotland
And I can really feel the temperature drop going from London to elsewhere in the south. So yeah it would feel really cold up in Scotland.
No.24072
I feel so good tonight knowing that I don't have work in the morning. I know exactly what I'm going to do tomorrow.
Have a wank or two, put my clothes on at 2:00, get a cheese pasty, get a curry then get drunk. It's going to be a pleasant day.
No.24073
>>24061
right now your cis privilage is not getting a rash from this fucking medical tape.
still, only a few more days before I can take the bandages off and hopefully my nipple won't drop off.
No.24074
>It's not that hard to get a gf mate, just be yourself…
No.24075
>>24063
Yeah, in my experience from hot to cold ;
London - south England - Wales/Midlands - north - Scotland
And I can really feel the temperature drop going from London to elsewhere in the south. So yeah it would feel really cold up in Scotland.
No.24076
>>24074
>just go to a bar
>just go up and talk to them
>just get a job
>just get /fit/
>just get a haircut
>just get a hobby
>just get high
>just get laid
>just get out there
>just buy new clothes
>just take cold showers
>just eat more/less
>just get over it
>just stop giving a shit
>just be yourself
>just post on 8chan
IT WORKS FOR ME
No.24077
Why is 8chan shitting itself so much recently?
No.24079
>>24077
I don't know what's making it so awful this evening, seems more like a DDoS, but it's mostly just server issues.
No.24080
Is 8chan shitting itself tonight or something?
No.24081
8chan keeps repeating my posts 10 minutes after I post them.
No.24082
I'm off to bed. Part of me hopes this shit is fixed tomorrow, but another part is excited that I might actually do something productive if it's not.
Goodnight guys.
No.24083
WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT LOUIS SAYS?
No.24084
I wanna do some Cisco certs, but then I think, people still aren't gonna hire me even if I do a bunch of those.
Sucks being 30 and having literally no experience or education beyond GCSEs
No.24085
Welcome to Scotland lads.
Day 1: I went to two estate agents and phoned some more and there is no affordable accommodation. It's raining. I'm eating cold pizza from last night.
No.24086
>>24085
Whatcha doing in Scotland?
No.24087
>>24086
I took a job up here. I've posted about it a little, but I've spent most of my time worrying about finding a place to live.
No.24089
>>24087
What kind of job?
I've been out the loop. Internet been having a mad un
No.24090
>>24085
Whats the house like?
No.24091
The new Bond song is shit.
No.24092
>>24089
>>24090
Game testing. Also that's the 'view' from the hotel window, I still haven't found a place to live, it's all being taken up by normie students
No.24093
>>24092
Will they pay for your hotel as long as you need? Might as well milk it lad
No.24094
Managed to only f5 /pol/ and /r9k/ 2 times today to get the urges to go.
No.24095
CURRY
NIGHT
Might get something different this time, been getting the same meal every week.
No.24096
No.24097
>>24085
You looking for a room or a flat?
No.24098
>>24095
>might get something different this time
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
No.24099
>>24098
I meant a different curry.
I'm not that much of a madman.
No.24100
>>24095
I regret getting a different curry, it wasn't as good.
No.24101
No.24102
No.24103
Is there any way I can get permad from 4chan? I'm on a static IP so I wont be able to evade.
I was permad in 2013 and everything was so much better.
No.24104
>>24103
post CP
or post gamergate stuff/mod chat logs on /v/, I think people have been perma'd for that
No.24105
>had a wank
>immediately feel like shit
seriously, can I not have this one small pleasure in life? I appreciate that excessive wanking would be a problem, but surely I can't be expected to NEVER fucking cum ever. And yet it seems as soon as I do I become deflated and miserable.
No.24106
>>24105
There is allegedly a way to feel good and a little more satisfied after cumming, but it involves more than one person.
No.24107
>>24105
How often do you do it? I used to be multiple times a day and felt like shit, now that I'm closer to every other day (Although sometimes daily) then I dont feel as bad as I used to, still a bit bad though. I was absolutely fine when it was every 3 or 4 days but I just cant keep that up.
No.24108
>>24107
I'm down to roughly once a week, which is why I don't understand how it's still affecting me so badly.
No.24109
Thought I'd try out a betting site. Did a bunch of small, fairly safe ones to get started with, won 8/10 of them and got £25. One of the wins was in the Jewish league, so even the merchants have pulled through for me today.
No.24110
>>24109
that's always how it starts anon, but it never lasts
No.24111
>>24110
I know. I did it all on football today, so I was quite lucky (not massively so, mind you–most of my bets were at 1/2 or less); I know that betting on the stock markets is much safer if you know what you're doing, but I don't. I might look into it, but I'll quit while I'm ahead on the football in the meantime.
No.24112
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Lads, what is the greatest Disney soundtrack and why is it Tarzan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gibNEv0wcME
No.24113
help lads
>be me on new college course
>applying for uni starting next year
>decide to go for it and apply to oxford to a course i'm really interested in
>dumb guy in my course was applying to oxford too
>notices that my choice doesn't have as many entrance tests
>switches his choice to my course and college despite his other uni choices not being the same subject
h-how do i tell someone to fuck off whilst still being a beta?
the course is pretty unique so the admissions team will definitely notice 2 people from same course same college applying. how the fuck did this situation even happen aaaaaaaaaa
h-help
No.24114
>>24113
If he's dumb, maybe he won't make it in. Or is that not how it works?
When everyone was applying for uni at my college I ignored it all because I had already concluded that I wouldn't last a week there.
No.24115
>>24114
>If he's dumb, maybe he won't make it in.
Thats a given. I just don't know what impact him being retarded will have on me if you get me.
No.24116
>>24115
Surely it's to your benefit, no? If they see his shit results and your hopefully decent ones, that gives you the one-up.
No.24117
>>24113
If he does absolutely terrible he'll get denied by a computer, simply for not hitting the requirements so a person wont see it.
Even if a person does see it, I doubt it'll be anyone in the department. All the admission stuff is probably handled by a single team.
No.24118
>>24116
>>24117
Yeah i kind of thought that too. It might be good for me as long as they don't think "oh another retard".
I just wish it was pure ;_;
currently in the process of giving bad advice to sure myself in
No.24119
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>24112
I like all the old Disney soundtracks, including Tarzan. I played the shit out of the PS1 game when I was a kid.
I also have a secret love for all the cheesy DX7 love ballads they used to put in the credits of Disney films and pretty much every other film around that time.
No.24120
can u add me on skype group pls
names zuluprince19
No.24121
No.24122
>>24121
add me in before i get fucking annoyed
No.24123
No.24124
I'm off to bed, please remember to not invite any undesirables into the secret skype group, the livestream, the IRC, or the .onion forum. We don't want any normies leaking our rarest banter to the general public.
Goodnight guys.
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No.24126
>>24120
>that's actually a skype account
No.24127
>>24126
He's clearly retarded, whoever he is. He's posted it on 4/int/ and 4/o/ too, within the last week.
No.24128
Day 3 in Scotland laddies. The rain never ends. I had a flat viewing yesterday for a room share which was nice. I looked at a flat today but I didn't realise how many costs were involved. They want a years commitment too so I can't really do that.
I'm going to die up here
No.24129
Applied for a job in the city doing general IT stuff guys. My CV is shit though, has no personal statement and just my qualifications and past employment. I dont have word installed so couldnt edit it. Kek.
No.24130
Last month was the first month in my life where I spent more money than I earned. Which is quite difficult because I don't pay any bills.
I don't know how I managed it.
No.24131
>>24130
This month is going to be the opposite for me, it's the first time in a long while where I've not spent my entire paycheck and ended up with fuck all in the bank.
I still have 10 days until payday though, so that could all change.
No.24132
>>24131
What do you spend your money on?
No.24133
>>24132
Alcohol and food. I go out to eat at least once a week on my own, and I'm slightly less than 2 drinks drunk every day.
No.24134
>>24133
Same.
I usually buy expensive drinks in case someone who knows me thinks I'm an alcoholic. Not going to do that anymore though, it's costing way too much. Bought myself some really cheap wine today.
No.24135
Just bought myself a load of new autumn/winter clothes from Matalan, plus a coat and some PJs from Primark. Came to about £150 in total, not bad for the amount of stuff I bought.
No.24136
>>24135
Well done mate, I always love some comfy winter clothes. I've got myself a coat, some shirts and two jumpers recently, and a pair of Jeans.
Could do with a few more pairs of trousers and some thinner jumpers though. Like a nice V neck grey one, school style for a more smart look. Not that I'd need to go anywhere that requires it.
Want new shoes too, some brown brogues.
No.24137
>>24136
Nice, I need some shoes too actually. I've no idea what to get though, I've worn trainers most of my life so it looks odd when I see myself wearing smarter shoes. I can't tell if they look odd because I'm not used to them or they look odd because they just don't suit me.
No.24138
Might have found a flat lads. This Scotland thing is paying out finally. £400 a month ensuite flatshare. Just had a look around and it was lovely.
It's happening lads. I'm going to become a wageslave again!
No.24139
>>24138
Also some fucking Americans just came into the hotel and I can hear them all the way down the corridor fuck offfff
No.24140
Anyone else scared of growing old?
I don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday in my life because of this.
No.24141
>>24137
I've always worn boots, mostly Doc Martens, so smarter shoes dont look that bad to me. I also wore converses for a while as a teenager when I went through a goth phase, still have a pair for if I cba to clean my boots. The good thing about converse is they still look okay when theyre beat to shit.
>>24140
I'm scared of being an old person, like skin wrinkles, grey hair and looking in the mirror, knowing it wont be long until I'm dead. I don't understand how old people just dont off themselves to get it over with, I dont think I could deal with not being able to do much and just waiting to die.
Although I guess it might feel different if you dont feel like you've wasted your life. Maybe Ill know how that feels one day
No.24142
>>24141
For me its not really about becoming closer to death but because I've done nothing for what is expected of my age.
Grey hair doesn't scare me. I started going grey when I was 15.
No.24143
>>24138
Sounds good m8, trust me you will want an ensuite. >tfw not able to use toilet at all times - is dreadful.
Now you gotta rescue your desktop.
No.24144
>>24142
It's less of the grey hair specifically, but more of the looking in the mirror and seeing an old person looking back at me, I cant ever imagine myself like that.
No.24145
>Go on halfchan
>Captcha asks me to click on the pies
>Freak the hell out, cant tell what are pies and what are cakes.
Is it just me lads? I even had trouble clicking on trucks earlier.
No.24146
>>24144
It must be horrible.
Karl Pilkington had a great idea. When people reach around 60, you inject them with a drug that will reverse their age, they will spend the end of their life as a young child and finally turn into a baby who can't comprehend death.
Why can't we make his dreams a reality?
No.24147
>>24140
Yes, I see balding, old, poor, ugly fat men and wonder why they haven't killed themselves.
At least with youth comes hope.
No.24148
remember to stretch your hamstrings lads
No.24149
>>24146
>they will never make another podcast this good
I still keep listening to them, 10+ years old
man moth
No.24150
>>24147
I've felt old ever since I was about 18. I wish I could just pause my age and not get any older.
I always feel so uncomfortable seeing the old people in supermarkets who need the staff to do everything because they can barely move their arms. There's an old man on my street who sometimes asks me to put post in the postbox because he can't walk a minute away from the house without having to take a break every 30 steps to catch his breath.
It's scary.
No.24151
>>24143
Yeah, looking forward to it. Also just went out on the rough tough streets of Scotland and got some chips. I'd never do this if I was at home. I'm changing lads
No.24152
Feeling super comfy tonight lads. Co-optional podcast is about to start, I'm putting on a fresh pair of PJ's and watch it, might even get myself a hot chocolate when they have a break.
No.24153
>>24152
I haven't watched that since it was TGS back in around 2011. Also I can't stand any of them.
No.24154
Lads, can I take some paracetamol now if I'm going to drink a lot later?
No.24155
>>24152
Cosy mate. I'm sitting in my little hotel room with the heating on watching hairy bikers. It's about to rain outside and i've got some cheeky chippy chips. Might put the Ricky Gervais podcast on now that it was mentioned
No.24156
>>24154
>Paracetamol is available without a prescription. Drinking a SMALL amount of alcohol while taking paracetamol is usually safe
No.24157
half chon is kill.
Need somewhere to hide out because the archive is down too
No.24158
it's been a long day lads. Staying at my dad's, cuddling my dog and waiting on some sirloin steak. Pretty comfy. How is everyone?
No.24159
>>24157
>half chon is kill.
no it isn't
No.24160
>>24149
I was literally listening to that when I read this.
Spooky.
No.24161
>>24158
I'm alright, woke up at 7am, chilled on my computer, went shopping with my mum and sister for a few hours, had a beef and bacon burger for dinner, then spent the rest of the evening back on my computer.
Really tired now though, a long day indeed.
No.24162
>>24161
sounds quite nice, buy anything at the shops? where did you go?
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No.24164
Anyone watching this transgender child thing on c4?
No.24165
>>24164
>"most children discover they are transgender by the age of 6"
No.24166
>>24163
nice, I really need to get a coat or some waterproof/windproof stuff now that the weather has finally started to turn
>>24164
>transgender
>child
JUST
No.24167
>>24165
>>24166
I know lads. I'm thinking it should be called 'My transvestite child'
I'm fucking sick of this liberal propaganda I see every fucking day. Something has to be done.
No.24168
>>24164
I would but I don't want to sign up to their website.
No.24169
>>24167
I don't think I've ever seen a kid with actual dysphoria on these shows. It's always "oh, well once my son said my dress was pretty and he wanted to wear it, so naturally we got him on puberty blockers right away and will have his dick cut off the second he turns 16"
it's fucking sickening, imagine doing that to your kid for progressivist points on facebook.
No.24170
When I was 6, I wanted to be a velociraptor.
No.24171
I remember as a kid I once put on a dress and said I wanted to be a girl. Thank god I didn't grow up today with retard liberal parents or they might have tried to transition me.
No.24172
>>24171
same, dodged a fucking bullet there.
No.24173
>>24158
Feeling pretty cheerful right now.
A few hours ago I was so depressed I couldn't even move my limbs, I don't know why I have such sudden and extreme mood swings.
No.24174
>>24173
Good job mate. Are you eating well?
No.24175
>>24173
I was the same at the height of my depression. Seemed I'd always be either lying in bed wanting to die or absolutely off my face on life going on and on about how positive I was feeling.
No.24176
>>24174
I always eat well.
No.24177
>>24169
as a tranny that shit depresses me, I have only ever seen one kid who I thought was actually trans (had dysphoria) all the others were just non stereotypical. Shit like this is the reason I don't get involved with the community anymore, too many left wing idiots.
No.24178
>>24177
I used to know an unconvincing tranny. It was cool because s/he never talked about it or brought it up so it was never an issue. This documentary will just polarise everyone.
No.24179
>>24178
yeah, the trouble is that the left wing types want to ignore that it's an illness that can really fuck people up, they even have rude names for those of us that do think it is.
So when random people see all the nutters they're going to assume we're all like that, because most trannies just live as their gender and never bring it up, so unless they don't pass no one knows.
No.24180
>>24179
I agree. I believe there is a liberal agenda in promoting this sort of lifestyle of acceptance or degeneracy but I don't know for what purpose. By definition it is a mental illness and I believe people are only accepting of it because they're constantly being fed it on a daily basis through media, internet.
No.24181
>>24180
there are benefits to accepting it, as transition is currently the best treatment for gender dysphoria, but it should be a last resort option as it's a permanent change to your body.
No.24182
>>24177
the problem is the left are so fucking soft they think they should be letting the ill people call the shots instead of working on ways to properly treat them
No.24183
>>24182
>instead of working on ways to properly treat them
They do.
No.24184
>>24183
not enough imo, transition can be amazing, it definitely saved my life, and lots of others, the suicide rate goes from about half to 10%, the trouble is for normal people suicide is at 1%, people seem to treat transition as being the answer but it's not, it helps but it doesn't cure.
No.24185
>>24184
What age did you start hormones? If you don't mind me asking.
No.24186
>>24182
Would just like to say, as our resident lefty, I consider people who think they were born as the wrong gender as mentally ill, and I see transitioning as a last case option.
Id like to think that medical companies are trying to find out what's gone wrong in their heads though, and attempting to find a way to solve it. Our current extremist culture of embrace everything is only hurting the chances of us ever finding a solution.
(And while I know mental health treatment through medication is a bit hit and miss, it's better than nothing, and if it existed for trannies it would definitely be a whole lot better than cutting off their dicks/tits)
No.24187
>>24185
I was 20, and I've been on them for two years now.
No.24188
Is it normal to be able to fit into my primary school uniform?
No.24189
>>24188
depends how old you are now and what size you were then. but not normally no.
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No.24192
>>24188
No. I could probably just about squeeze into my year 7 middle school uniform as I was an early developer, but anything before that, no.
No.24193
>>24187
>>24185
why'd you ask?
and no, I don't give a fuck what you ask me.
No.24194
>>24187
>>24193
Just curious because of the documentary. I don't know what the normal age is.
No.24195
>>24194
it varies, the youngest is 16 or 18, depending on where you are, most people are in their 20s I think.
No.24196
How come people are already playing the Battlefront Beta?
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No.24198
>>24197
It's normal for people like hotwheels.
No.24199
>>24197
you were either a huge kid or a tiny adult
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No.24201
>>24198
It doesn't fit me heightwise. It just manages to fit around my chest and button up.
Is this still not right?
I'm not a midget or anything.
No.24202
Today is the 5th day of the 12th month of the 654th year. Ours is the final generation. After us, the dogscape will be all that is left and all remaining men will either absorb into mother dog or perish from this swiftly dying world.
I have only a vague memory of my mother. Whether she was killed, stolen, or absorbed, I can't say. Really, no one is quite sure what happened to the women. Slowly but surely, they've disappeared, often vanishing in the night without any warning and leaving no trace. Women are the only thing of any value in this world anymore; and the primary purpose of the tribe is to protect the group's claim to a woman, who is used for the benefit of all the members
Our tribe's woman was taken several months ago. The first month, we mourned her. She may have been a captive in many ways, but many of us could not help but become attached to her. The second, some of the men began engaging in homosexual activities with one another out of desperation. I'm sure that I was not the only one who realized that there was little meaning to our continued companionship and that soon the tribe would disband. This is the third month since she was taken and it's all falling apart. First the elder was killed over a dispute; it was really just a confirmation that the unity of the tribe no longer existed, no longer had any reason to exist without the tribe's woman. And so, we began to drift apart.
No.24203
I know what will come next. When tribes dissipate, the members, alone and confused, come to depend on the mother dog for sex in much the same way they do for food, warmth, and shelter. Mother dog's sex organs dot the landscape like diseased watering molehills in the dogflesh. The men find a sex organ to claim for their own and spend their days thrusting into it. Often, they find entrances near dog trees, fucking when they're desirous and eating the fetuses when they're hungry. They have no reason ever to move from their mound. In this way, men forget the world around them and become obsessed with mother dog; now not only a mother, but a lover too; it is their everything. It is common to see skeletons, either bare or being picked apart by dogs, their pelvises still pressing into a dog mound, surrounded by the still-reeking stench of their own filth.
Today is the 27th day of the 12th month of the 654th year. As I had predicted, the former members of my tribe have slowly but surely fallen into a degenerate lives as mound humpers. The desperate scum have forgotten their own humanity. Sickening. I vow never to fall into that disgusting state. And so I will walk this lonely, depraved dogscape searching. It can't end this way, with all humanity uselessly masturbating itself into extinction. So I continue, knowing I may end up hopeless utterly defeated by the dogscape.
No.24204
>>24201
that's not so bad, probably just means you're very skinny
No.24205
Just read some buzzfeed. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
Mostly in myself
No.24206
I HATE MY INTERNET
THIS IS NOT AN UPGRADE DAD
IT WORKED PERFECTLY BEFORE YOU "UPGRADED" IT
No.24207
>>24206
I found out the other day that we're paying for 12Mbps the other day, 90% of the time we get 2 or 3.
Although for some reason, tonight Im getting 16.
No.24208
Stayed up late watching old 70s & 80s comedy videos on youtube, oops.
Goodnight guys.
No.24209
>>24207
they probably slow it down during peak times and hope you don't notice
call them and sort their shit out
No.24210
I had a dream that I was out with a girl and we kissed.
I'm so alone.
No.24211
20 minutes I spent staring at the stove last night to make sure it's off. I need to do something about this.
No.24212
day 4 in Scotland lads. It's cold and raining but i found a place to stay. It's happening.
No.24213
>>24212
show pics of flat once you move in mate
No.24214
dad's giving/lending me a shitty amplifier lads, the audio setup begins.
He also has a much better technics amplifier that hasn't been used in a decade and I can have it if I can get it working
No.24215
Great, the shower has broke.
How do I wash myself now?
No.24216
>>24215
Sponge bath in the sink, the true destitutes way
No.24217
Reminder that cold showers are scientifically proven to enhance your life
No.24218
>>24217
>tfw don't own a shower
No.24219
>>24218
Iktf
>tfw it's either wait an hour for the water to heat up and have a bath, or nothing
No.24220
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>24218
>>24219
I have a shower, but I'm going to try this myself later on.
No.24221
>>24220
how the fuck do you even get enough ice to have an ice bath
I have two trays man it's not gonna cut it
No.24222
>>24221
You can buy big bags of ice in shops.
No.24223
>>24221
I don't have much either, but I think the cold tap alone is enough for us Bongs. The guy in the vid might be from a hotter state where the pipes are warmer than ours.
No.24224
>>24222
>paying a fiver everytime you want to bathe
>>24223
fair point actually, I think I might give it a bash tonight then lads, wish me luck.
No.24225
>>24217
Maybe if you're in a hotter part of the world and are one of those people who can shower in 5 minutes, but I'm pretty sure no one besides the maddest of madmen could have a proper wash on the cold setting on my shower unit, especially now that the temperature outside is dropping.
I'd likely get hypothermia before getting clean. I've tried standing under the shower while it's hot, and turning it off, because our shower has some anti-limescale thing where the temperature drops to cold before the water stops. When it gets to "cold" I always reflexively jump the fuck out of the water because it's just painful to be under.
No.24226
>>24224
People take their broscience very seriously.
No.24227
>>24225
It takes at least 30 minutes for you to become hypothermic in ice water. It's not comfortable, there's no doubt about that (though it becomes easily tolerable after about a minute when you acclimatize to it), but it's not painful. Don't be a wimp.
>>24226
The only broscience-y thing about cold showers/baths is the testosterone boost, all of the other benefits–of which there are many–are proven.
No.24228
>>24227
You could convince /fit/ to do just about anything if you say it increases test levels.
No.24229
>>24227
>all of the other benefits–of which there are many–are proven.
I'm genuinely curious, what are they anon?
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No.24231
>>24230
well I'm not depressed and every other source in your post is unfounded tripe †bh
No.24232
>>24231
>I'm not depressed
get out.
No.24233
going to b&q lads to get some materials for building a new desk, hopefully it goes well. Not going to do anything crazy, just a single large surface with a small tray I can run my cables along underneath.
No.24234
>>24227
>Don't be a wimp
I think I'm just more sensitive to the cold than most. I am very skinny and my room is normally 5 degrees warmer than the rest of the house.
I always have really hot showers, and I still have to keep my arms close to my body with my hands on my shoulders to stay warm. It's really uncomfortable even if I move out of the water stream or turn the water temperature down a little bit, let alone it being lukewarm or cold.
Plus I have an anxiety problem that doesn't help matters, it takes a lot of work to convince me to do anything even slightly uncomfortable.
No.24235
Heading back from my dads lads, found a bunch of scrap metal in his loft which will hopefully form the base of my new desk
No.24236
What are you all having for tea?
I think I've got some sausages in the fridge. Not sure what I'll have with them though.
No.24237
>>24236
>tea
I haven't even had breakfast yet, I'm still lying in bed. Staying up late was a mistake, I feel completely lost and unsure what to do now, so I've just been lying here for the past 3 hours. That was probably a mistake too.
No.24238
>>24236
I just had a medium double cheeseburger meal from mcdonalds
amazed that it's all I had given the only other thing I've eaten today was a beef and lettuce sandwhich
No.24239
curious to see how the battlestations of britfeel look lads
I'll post mine first
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No.24244
>>24240
>pint of beer
>desk not visibly damaged
>mccoys
>lighting
comfy.
>>24241
hi
>>24242
I've been making the extra effort to not leave plates and wrappers etc. on my desk and it's totally worth it. I enjoy spending time at it much more when it's this clean.
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No.24247
>>24240
>mac
>football
normie OUT
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No.24251
>>24250
Whoever owns that poster.
No.24252
No.24253
>>24251
Mine.
I still don't know what Spectrobes Origins is or who the man who signed it was.
No.24254
My favourite show started back up for Season 2 today. Time to see my qt zombie gf.
No.24255
>>24239
Welcome to the other side of this half of my room. This is it on a fairly tidy day, but I did cheat by throwing away a couple of dirty tissues on my desk.
No.24256
>>24255
That's a lot of cords.
No.24257
>>24254
what's it called again? I still remember she favourited your tweet.
>>24255
your chair looks comfy audio guy. also mirin' the rack with all the esoteric looking equipment even if I have no idea what any of it does.
No.24258
>>24242
You don't want to see what the whole room looks like and not just the battlestation…It's a fucking st8 m8
No.24259
>>24257
iZombie. The name is retarded, but considering the plot is "Zombie eats brains to gain memories of the dead and solves their murder." it's pretty good.
No.24260
>>24259
I love the skin around her eyes. I know she's sort of cheating by using makeup but I wish the purple around my eyes was that pronounced.
No.24261
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>>24260
I know, I love the gothy look, I doubt it would suit me though. David Anders is a zombie in it too, and he's absolutely brilliant.
No.24262
>>24261
I have incredibly pale skin too but it's kind of ruined by my freckles ;_; if I had no freckles and a touch more purple I'd love my skin
she's so pretty, you have a good choice in waifus anon
No.24263
It's a bit dark in photo, but not in real life. Battlestation.
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No.24265
>>24256
You have no idea, that's just a small fraction of the wires in my room. Those shelves above my battlestation have 5 large boxes crammed with wires, there's two more boxes on shelves behind me filled with wires, I've got multiple don't remember how many drawers filled with them, there's a bag of various wires I've not even looked in, I've got my whole DJ setup, and I've got two TVs (not including the one I'm using as a monitor) each with multiple consoles hooked up to them. It's just mental, it's no wonder my brain doesn't work any more.
>>24257
Thanks, yeah the chair's from IKEA, but it's pretty battered now, all the "skin" on the headrest is coming off. That rack actually used to be a bathroom trolley, but I took the drawers off, replaced the beams that held it together with custom made metal bars that my dad made at work so that it was just over 19" wide, and fitted it with leftover laminate floor tiles that were just the right size from my grandparent's house to make shelves.
Most of the stuff isn't plumbed in, but from top to bottom I've got my Soundcraft Compact10 mixer held up by a couple of old surround sound speakers, an Alesis MIDIVERB II DSP unit (1986), Yamaha TX81Z FM synthesizer (1987), Tascam US-1641 audio interface, a patch bay currently not in use, and an Alesis 3630 compressor from the 90s I think, it's pretty shit, also not in use.
No.24266
People who use tanning beds must be some of the stupidest fucks in the world.
Why would you purposely ruin your skin so you can look slightly more brown in the winter?
No.24267
>>24266
better or worse than going orange from fake tan?
No.24268
>>24267
Never really seen the appeal of looking super tanned.
But at least fake tan isn't harmful.
No.24269
>Great British Bake Off
>winner is a shitskin bangladeshi
JUST
No.24270
>>24266
I have no idea why people do it, my mum and sister used to use them all the time though. I think my mum still uses them now and again, but my sister just uses fake tan now because she's become a massive landwhale.
No.24271
>>24270
post pics of sister
No.24272
>>24269
wow Bangladeshis are so cultured (^;
have you noticed how nice they smell?
No.24273
>>24243
Tidied it all up because it was getting too messy.
I think I did a good job.
No.24274
>>24272
I remember my Mother telling me how she could tell if schoolbags belonged to Indians just by smelling them.
No.24275
>>24265
what do you know about technics equipment? My dad has this massive rack with amp, cassette player, equaliser, cd player and turntable and it's all technics shit from the 80s. He's also got a second technics amp that he's said I could maybe have.
No.24276
>>24271
I don't have any pics of her. Just imagine a giant beach ball, with a girls head on top.
She never used to be fat, but then she had a couple of boyfriends who only eat pizza and mcdonalds, and only drink coke and monster. Now she's had a kid and moved in with her boyfriend yes he's the father of the child, and he's white, she's just completely let go and now she's fucking massive.
No.24277
>>24266
I'm of the opinion that having a tan is for poor people who have to work out in the fields.
>>24264
Leekspin.
No.24278
>>24277
I feel silly for not recognising it now but i suppose it's hard to tell because of the exposure
No.24279
>>24275
>what do you know about technics equipment?
Not that much outside of the 1200/1210 MK2s I'm afraid. Those decks are solid as fuck though, they could smash a brick. Any deck you do end up buying/obtaining make sure it's direct-drive and not a belt-drive piece of shit. Research the way vinyl playback works, and you'll quickly come to the conclusion that you need some high-quality and solidly built equipment to keep everything stable.
I might as well post a picture of them seeing as I keep talking about them. The left one was manufactured in 1998, and the right one 1988. Also pictured is the back of a CRT monitor, a melodica in it's bag, half of an analogue oscilloscope, and half a theremin.
No.24280
Pretty sleepy so I think I'm just going to read for a bit then go to sleep, night lads.
Might make one or two more posts tonight but probably not
>>24279
they look so solid. you can definitely tell the audio technica lp120s are modelled after them.
No.24281
No.24282
>>24280
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.24283
No.24285
>>24284
I cashed out my £14.50 two minutes before the end because I had a feeling that one of them was going to score, and they did, just moments after. I've made £33 now just from small bets, but I think I'll call it quits there because my luck will run out eventually. Maybe I'll get a few beers or something tomorrow.
No.24286
>>24285
be careful lad
I started out with small bets like that and become completely addicted
No.24287
>>24286
It's too nerve-wracking for me to play anymore anyway, I've sent in the withdrawal request for my £33 and that's the last they'll see of me.
No.24288
>>24285
Good idea. A lad who sat next to me in year 9 did betting, he managed to make a grand and bought himself an Xbox 360 and a flatscreen HDTV when they were still new and novel.
He eventually lost it all of course, but it seemed impressive when everyone else our age had a PS2 and a massive CRT at best.
No.24289
No.24290
No.24291
Any of you lads like to smell your socks when you take em off before bed? Wonder how many people do this.
No.24292
>>24291
No, that's pretty disgusting. Why are doing that?
No.24293
>>24291
I like the smell of my own cock and balls.
No.24294
>>24293
you're wearing the socks wrong then
No.24295
>>24294
>hasn't tried to make a fleshlight out of 10 socks stuffed inside a glass
No.24296
>>24292
Not too sure, it's kind of routine. It's not a disgusting smell, but not exactly a pleasant one either. It's interesting.
>>24293
Same lad, a little scratch and sniff.
No.24297
Forgot to buy anything to mix with my vodka. God, this tastes putrid.
Everyone who says they enjoy the taste is just lying.
No.24298
>>24297
>Everyone who says they enjoy the taste is just lying
I'd have said the same thing about the smell of feet, but clearly I was wrong.
No.24299
Eating a reheated chicken nugget stir fry at twenty past one in the morning. Where did it all go so wrong?
No.24300
>>24299
I think the same thing when I go to McDonalds at 1:30 drunk and eat it on a bench whilst random girls take selfies of me stuffing fries into my mouth.
No.24301
>>24300
Are they intentionally taking pictures of you, or do you just happen to be in the shot?
No.24302
No.24303
No.24304
>>24303
I don't know, there's probably more interesting things to take pictures of.
I was lying horizontally on a bench stuffing nuggets and fries into my mouth and people just can't leave me alone. It happened about 2 times.
No.24305
Hello everyone! Thought I'd pop in and say hello, basically died, but loads better now. Spent the last month or so in and out of hospital, now I'm out, decided to reinstall WoW, and it's too different since I stopped playing after WotLK? I think. Anyway I feel like such a fucking prick. Keep forgetting it's WASD and not Click to move.
I've missed posting here lol.
No.24306
>>24305
Lupus, is that you? Welcome the fuck back, holy shit.
No.24307
>>24306
Aye, wanted to post for ages, but thought it'd be too inconsistent as I was basically living on a Rheumatology ward, now I'm out, should be posting much more. How are you man?
No.24308
>>24307
I'm pretty good, besides still being awake at 4am I swear this is just a one-off, I was doing really well with my sleep pattern until yesterday.
Really glad to hear that you're finally out though, a lot of us thought you weren't ever coming back for one reason or another. Are you able to walk around and stuff, or are you still kind of bedridden?
No.24309
>>24308
I'm glad you're well! and, it's half and half, some days are great and can walk about and shit with just my cane, others times, it's back to the wheelchair, Right now is like a inbetween phase, where it's ok for a day of walking about, but go up the stairs once too many and then completely fucked for days. So pretty much doing as I'm always doing innit, Diablo, some sound design and back to shit posting.
No.24310
>>24309
Sounds rough, but I suppose it's a lot better than not being able to move around at all.
>sound design
Didn't know you did any of that, what sort of things have you been making?
No.24311
>>24310
Aye, it's a lot better mate. Can do shit like go downstairs and ps4 somedays. Managed to complete SOMA without feeling like shit.
And yeah, I installed Reaper, as it's a free DAW and getting more popular, just been making small sfx for casual games. Pocket money like. It's pretty easy as I have a 300GB sound library
No.24312
>>24311
You're getting paid for it? Shit, I've been outdone as the audio anon of these threads.
No.24313
>>24312
Apologies friend. It's pretty easy to find paid work if you fancy it. Try Steam Greenlight projects and shit as some filler, and small dev groups, it tends to be you just need to find one paying client, then they recommend you to others.
Also if you're the anon who collaborated with my shit guitar, you have some pretty mad skills.
No.24314
>>24313
Yeah that was me. While I've since reduced my agoraphobia levels to the point where going outside is fairly normal and "okay" for me now, social anxiety and low self-esteem/confidence issues are still holding me back a lot. I'm not going to be reaching out to anybody any time soon. Plus, I don't have an "online presence" or a portfolio or anything, and I've made jack shit over the last few years.
No.24315
>>24314
No worries. You're getting there slowly though! And it's better taking it slow and doing shit eventually than trying to rush yourself and failing because of it. The fact you're able to go out is a massive deal.
No.24316
>>24315
Thanks, yeah that's one thing I really need to keep in mind. If I think about how impossible going outside and leaving the house felt before this year, and how comfortable to an extent I am with it now, it's not unreasonable to think that if I keep working at things, maybe I'll manage to do the same with my other issues.
I should probably go to bed now though, I've almost fallen asleep in my chair several times while writing this. It was nice chatting with you at stupid o'clock again, I'm really glad you're well and back posting with us. Goodnight.
No.24317
>>24305
Welcome back friend.
No.24318
>>24305
Fug,
there have been like three posts about >tfw no party bag
No.24319
>>24317
>>24318
I wasn't expecting such a warm welcome! Missed you guys to be fair. I've tried speaking to some normies, as basically was surrounded by them in hospital, they seemed to smile and nod and not say much. A few days in to my stay I heard them talking about me saying 'I swear to god she's mental or something. Nobody cares about that shit' and 'Chill she's probably autistic.'
;_; at least you all don't think that. R-right?
No.24320
>>24319
I mean, which one of us isn't mental when it comes down to it?
No.24321
>>24319
What shit did you care about that they found strange?
No.24322
>>24298
don't be jealous that ur feet don't smell nice ;^)
>>24305
welcome back friendo
whats everyone up to today?
time for some coco pops here
No.24323
So I just go out of bed and walked downstairs and my mum immediately blasts me with like 7 or 8 different pieces of information. The only one I remember is that one of her friends is going all Alzheimer's. I don't need to know that, I don't even know who she was talking about. No doubt she'll ask me why I didn't so something she just asked me to do later and get mad. I wish this wasn't a regular occurrence.
No.24324
>>24320
>>24321
Exactly, I suppose it's better than being mental but blending in like a sociopath. I'm not sure what it was, the only proper discussions I had with people were about were how Corbyn will destroy the UK and invited them to my side room to play board games, as it can get pretty lonely.
>>24322
I think possibly more sleep lad. Didn't go to bed until 8am.
No.24325
>>24305
you said you were in remission you fucking cunt
I thought you were dead
how are you now?
No.24326
>>24324
>be mental
>blend in
No.24327
>>24325
I was supposed to be! Then it seemed to come back with a vengeance. Hence the extended stay, if the treatment there didn't work the next step would have been Chemo. But much better now! Other than the fact my dog might have cancer, and my parents refuse to find out if it is or not. Because they're cunts.
No.24328
>>24326
Maybe you could tutor us in 'how to act around general public without coming across as a spazz.' Because I really don't think I could pull off another bbq right now.
No.24329
>>24328
>dress normally
>be innofensive
>no politics
>no nerd stuff
>don't make a comment you couldn't imagine a normie saying
that's about all I could think of. people often remark that I can have an unusual way of expressing myself (vocabulary wise) and that I might make a good story writer but other than that I come across as very functional. I could be even more normal if I wanted to, I've just chosen to let some of my personality come through.
>>24327
Well, I'm glad you're not dead.
No.24330
>>24329
What is dressing normally?
No.24331
>>24329
What do you say then?
How do you not look schizophrenic when freaking out over being surrounded by turbonormies?
No.24332
>>24329
>no politics
That's the thing I find it easiest to talk to people about, but then lots of people where I live are right-wing. Do you avoid it because your opinion might be unpopular?
No.24333
>>24329
Cheers man. That's a pretty big list. I second the other anon. My cousins always tell me I need nicer clothes, but I see nothing wrong with them. It's just jeans, flannel shirts and teeshirts. All comfy and easy to wear.
No.24334
>>24330
>white sneakers
>plain tshirt, or graphic tee if it's not too stupid
>hoodie
>jeans that are slim but not skinny, avoid bootcut/dad jeans
I'd say that's a pretty normal outfit. Not fashionable, but what a normal person would often wear.
>>24331
It's more about what not to say than what to say. Telling them you know they're out to get you and that you'll take them all to hell with you probably isn't going to be received well
No.24335
>>24334
But I just sit there saying nothing.
No.24336
Had two Weetabix for breakfast. Now having scrambled eggs on toast for second breakfast.
Who /truefriendofthehobbits/ here?
No.24337
>>24336
I have no appetite in the morning. I usually squash a slice of bread into a ball and chase it with some water.
Although it's noon now. I might enjoy some instant ramen.
No.24338
>>24336
Out of Bulbo, Puppon, Murry, Som and Frodu, Which is Best Hobbit?
No.24339
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>>24337
>squash a slice of bread into a ball and chase it with some water
>>24338
Som is a good guy who doesn't afraid of no man
No.24340
>>24335
try laying down on the floor they'll think you're an absolute bantersaurus rex haha
No.24341
>>24339
I stand with the motion Sam is best girl.
No.24342
>>24339
>>24341
>ywn have second breakfast with sam
No.24343
does anyone here watch western cartoons? Are any of them good? They all seem to be a bunch of SJW shit these days.
No.24344
Game I ordered arrived 4 days earlier than I thought it would which I'm happy about.
Also I'm joining the battlestation club.
No.24345
>>24344
that desktop looks pretty comfy
what game?
No.24346
>>24343
I like Rick and Morty. That's about it really. I don't really watch animation though, that being said, found a couple of anime that I like, after a 8 year hiatus from it.
No.24347
>>24344
welcome to the club lad
I still need to buy an xbox controller so I can play Dark Souls on my PC but I'm going through a phase of not wanting to spend any money
No.24348
>>24345
Demon's Souls, it's on the desk.
>>24343
King of The Hill
No.24349
>>24346
I feel fucking weird now. Looked at a list of currently airing Cartoon Network shows and hardly recognised any of them, let alone watched any of them.
>>24348
King of the Hill is easily the best cartoon of all time
No.24350
>>24348
>its on the desk
o-oh yeah there it is
No.24351
>get ready to have a shower
>remember it's broken
No.24352
>>24351
Have a strip wash at the sink instead, that's what me and my family did when our shower was broken not all at the same time of course.
No.24353
Is anyone on here a non virgin lads? I went to have sex. It's getting out of hand. I feel like if I don't get laid in the next year I'm just going to die alone.
No.24354
No.24355
No.24356
>>24353
Pretty irrational thinking mate, the percentage of people who are virgins drops rapidly around late twenties to mid thirties, and virgins in their 40s are almost non-existent, which means the 15% or so people that are virgins in their early to mid 20s still have a high chance of getting laid within the next decade.
Having sex with a faithful and loving girlfriend is a different story however.
Also I don't think any non-virgins are stupid enough to single themselves out on here, but we know they're around thanks to that strawpoll a while ago.
No.24357
>>24356
it's causing me so much anxiety, I don't give a fuck about a gf. I don't want a gf. I just want to get laid one time with a 5/10 or above girl so people will think I'm normal.
No.24358
>>24357
People don't inherently know whether you've had sex or not just by looking at you or talking to you unless you tell them, and quite frankly they don't really care. They're too wrapped up in their own life story and their own problems to give a shit about yours.
From what I've heard, sex itself is underwhelming anyway, it's the bond and connection with another human who loves you back that makes it special. Otherwise it's like wanking but more effort.
No.24359
I fucking hate these cats. One just shat and missed the litter tray.
I fucking hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them so much.
No.24360
>>24358
I don't care about love
I just want my family to think I'm functioning
No.24361
>>24360
That's not how it works m8…you have to actually be functioning.
No.24362
>>24360
What they think is not important, and again, you won't immediately gain a sign on you head that says "LOOK MUM, I'VE SHAGGED A BIRD, AM I WORTHY OF YOUR ATTENTION YET?" once you've done it. Even if you did, how would that benefit you or your parents?
Live for yourself, not to please, impress or satisfy your parents. You're assumedly not a child any more.
No.24363
>>24362
the word you're looking for is presumably
No.24364
No.24365
>>24363
They mean exactly the same thing, although I will admit "assumedly" is more of an american word.
No.24366
>>24365
I had no idea assumedly was even a real word
>>24364
19
No.24367
>>24366
>19
>complaining about being a virgin
You little shit, get off imageboards and live your life, fucking hell. I can see why you might still be obsessed over your parents approval now. Come back and complain about being a virgin in another 5 years at least, I know hitting 20 and being a virgin feels like the end of the world to you right now, but just you wait.
No.24368
>>24367
>it's only going to get worse
thanks
No.24369
>>24366
Ah, 19.
That's the age everything goes downhill.
You're worried because you're going to be 20 soon, and you're scared of being a 20 year old virgin. Is this correct?
No.24370
>>24369
yes, being 19 and a virgin is considered "weird" these days but once you're out of the teen years people seem to start reacting with outright revulsion and anger if you tell them you're a virgin.
No.24371
>>24368
It gets worse if you don't sort your internal shit out, and you're not even 20 so you've got plenty of time. Plenty of time to look at your priorities and consider what it is that you yourself value rather than anyone else, and learning to accept yourself as you are rather than feeling a need to fit your perception of what your family or your peers if you have any, I didn't at that age wants from you.
No.24372
>>24370
>if you tell them you're a virgin.
M8, why would you ever do that?
No.24373
Whats some decent games that have super low requirements, ideally able to be played with a trackpad on an old macbook
No.24374
>>24370
Well, don't tell them you're a virgin?
I had the exact same fear when I was almost 20. You'll get over it, I promise.
No.24375
No.24376
>>24373
>mac
>games
Memes aside, scummvm works on mac, right? Play some oldschool point n click adventure games. Full Throttle was always my favourite.
No.24377
>>24376
i should be able to wrap any old windows games to play if thats what you mean
No.24378
>>24377
ScummVM is an emulator specifically built for playing old point n click adventure games, most of them were made for PCs with MS-DOS, Amigas, or other old computers, not Windows.
No.24379
>>24355
>one of the Internet’s most-reviled subcultures
I'm proud.
No.24380
>>24367
>get off imageboards and live your life
How? I'm the same age as him and I've no idea what the fuck to do.
No.24381
>>24380
Stand outside for a little bit.
No.24382
>>24355
>incel
literally the first time i've ever seen it used, and yet apparently i now post on an 'intel forum'
fucking normies
No.24383
>>24381
I went out a few days ago, got lost in my own town and wandered around for 5 hours. I didn't live my life at all in those 5 hours, maybe my socks weren't pulled up.
No.24384
>>24383
Your socks are already pulled up from my perspective if you're wandering around town by yourself at 19. I spent the entirety of age 16 to to 23 not leaving my room.
"Getting the fuck off imageboards and living my life" is exactly what I didn't do and I regret that greatly, which is why I always suggest to anyone younger than myself to start working on themselves right now rather than just sitting at their computer getting all anxious and depressed about everything not that it makes any odds, anyone like me doesn't change until they reach a nervous breakdown.
I'm doing something about it in my 24th year at least, and maybe one day I'll be wandering around town like yourself.
No.24385
Turns out that kitchen benches aren't fireproof.
No.24386
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>owning a 3 bedroom house in London is "struggling".
No.24388
No.24389
No.24390
>>24386
>women want to leech off a man and if he doesn't suceed dump him for another
No.24391
>>24386
It's amusing what pure bullshit that picture is, as both of them were already significantly rich and successful when they got together.
No.24392
>>24372
if someone asks I'm not going to lie
>>24382
you've never heard the term "incel" before?
No.24393
>>24390
Yes m8, that's how the human species evolved. Why would any woman want to stay with a weak beta who's naught but a hindrance to her and their potential offspring?
No.24394
>>24386
>1999
>that picture
I don't think so. They were already mega famous football star and popstar by then anyway, what on earth is that picture trying to suggest.
No.24395
>>24393
I'm saying that the picture suggesting they want to be 'part of it' is bullshit.
No.24396
No.24397
>>24392
Nobody is going to ask, people past their teens generally don't really care about who's a virgin and who's not, at least not to each other's face.
On the odd chance that you encounter a teenager IRL that does rudely inquire, all you have to say is something like "that's a bit personal m8, you shouldn't go around asking people that" or "never you mind my business". Might make you appear a little more functional too, if that still matters to you.
No.24398
>>24397
Or you could absolutely fucking destroy them and say "Nah…I shagged your mum."
No.24399
>>24392
I don't understand why anyone would ever ask you this. If you're -16 and still in highschool, you will but nobody is going to bring up your virginity in conversations.
Have people asked you before?
No.24400
Aye. Nobody cares if you're a virgin or not. It's pretty much in your head. Fairly sure if you're relatively attractive and don't act like a beta, you'll be fine.
No.24401
>>24400
>if you are chad you'll be fine
No.24402
No.24403
Battlefront is so shit and boring my mind felt numb.
No.24404
>>24401
You'll be fine even if your not chad, unless you actually want sex. You'll need to go elsewhere for advice with that.
Being known to be or being perceived as a virgin doesn't even matter in the first place because nobody worth your time cares, even if you yourself really really really do.
No.24405
No.24406
>>24403
Modern vidya in a nutshell.
No.24407
No.24408
>>24407
not surprised it's shit, it pretty much just looks like reskinned battlefield.
No.24409
As soon as I decided on a place, the landlord of a better, cheaper, nearer one messaged me and asked if I'd like to move in this weekend.
Literally just fuck my shit up. Went to Edinburgh lads, walked up the top of Arthurs seat. Pretty good I guess
No.24410
>>24409
can't you just change your mind and go for it?
No.24411
I wish my mood didn't change so quickly, I felt fantastic earlier.
No.24412
Anyone with WoW want to play with me? I've not played for about 5 years and it's all different.
No.24413
>>24412
how much does it cost? We could play on a vanilla server instead?
No.24414
Ordering some fried chicken lads, anyone want anything? They also do pizza.
No.24415
>>24413
A vanilla server would be good. Otherwise you'd have to pay for the Warlords of Draenar. Which is £35.
No.24416
>>24413
I'm playing on Nostalrius if anyone wants to join me.
No.24417
>>24414
I'll have some chicken m8
No.24418
>>24416
fuck, I've been meaning to get into nostalrius for ages and keep not getting round to it. Pretty sure I've mentioned it ITT before.
>>24415
nostalrius is apparently good and there's already another anon on it
>>24417
tendies? or on the bone? how many?
No.24419
>>24416
I was thinking about playing this. It's pretty pathetic but I always get bored when I don't have an MMO to play.
Anyone want a personal healslut?
No.24420
Going to the co-op.
Anyone want anything whilst I'm there?
No.24421
>>24420
could I have a salted caramel galaxy bar, a boost bar, and some orange lucozade?
No.24422
>>24420
Freddo, blueberry muffins and a coke zero please m8
No.24423
>>24419
Downloading now. Usually role a priest.
No.24424
>>24420
Yeah, uh, I'll have a burger. Salted.
No.24425
>>24419
>>24423
>tfw our guild will be nothing but healers because we're all too beta to play a DPS role
No.24426
>>24425
Could role a lock, had a lvl 80 one years ago. But yeah, dps or healer, because being a tank is too much pressure
No.24427
>>24425
I'm an elemental shaman m8. I'm the one who sold my accounts the other day; I didn't intend to play again, but I realized that I now have massive amounts that I'm unsure how to spend–so I'm playing again, albeit not as much. Overall I'm pleased that I sold them, because now I'm £170 better off, and I quite enjoy leveling anyway.
No.24428
so britfeel guild on nostalrius then?
alliance or horde?
I vote alliance.
No.24429
>>24428
c-can i join on a mac or is it windows only ;_;
No.24430
I've never played an MMO before.
Can I join in?
No.24431
No.24432
>>24428
I'm already level 26 on Horde, and I'm enjoying this class so I won't be rerolling. It's all good if you want to play Alliance, but don't expect to be spared if I see you around Azeroth m8 ;)
No.24433
>>24418
>tendies? or on the bone? how many?
on the bone, 6 piece if they do it
>tfw /gorge/
No.24435
>>24434
>he asked britfeel if they wanted anything
>he actually got it all
No.24436
>>24430
>>24431
I've only played wow for like a month in the past and I'm joining, the more the merrier
No.24437
No.24438
>>24434
>he actually got everything
No.24439
>>24434
Holy shit, I regret not asking for something now.
No.24440
https://en.nostalrius.org/
Click 'How To Play' at the top, make an account, download the files, open the realmlist in notepad and change it to "set realmlist login.nostalrius.org" (without quotes), run the WoW.exe, and you should be able to log in.
No.24441
Alliance:
>humans if you don't want anything fancy
>dwarves for scottish patriots and drunkards
>sexy night elves for healsluts
>gnomes for pure meme factor
Horde:
>nigger africans
>nigger jamaicans
>spooky skeletons
>furries
the choice should be clear lads
No.24442
>>24441
Isn't going dwarf pretty much needed if you're going to be a priest? Because of fear ward.
No.24443
>>24434
Okay, the poll is exactly 50/50.
Need more votes.
No.24444
>a few months back chat with a couple of anons on here about not being able to play online games due to anxiety
>now everyone's joining a guild together
No.24445
>>24442
I have no idea, I've barely played WoW at all. I just want to be a QT nightelf
>>24444
just do eet
No.24446
>>24442
Yes, dwarves get by far the best priest racials on Alliance, while undead get by far the best ones on Horde. Blizz really fucked up the balance in that respect, because if you don't play either dwarf or undead as a priest, you're massively gimped.
No.24447
>>24444
If you played you would be playing with us. It's not that much different than posting here.
No.24448
>>24444
don't let your dreams be dreams
No.24449
>>24447
this. you'd be talking to the exact same people you've been speaking to for months and I'm assuming it would be text rather than voice anyways
No.24450
>>24444
One of those people was definitely me, but a few minutes ago I decided to say fuck it.
No.24451
I can't figure out how to make an account.
No.24452
>you can play nostalrius on old mac client
comfy
i'll download it while i sleep.
what is the guild going to be called? just britfeel?
No.24453
>>24451
on the main nostalrius page you just pop in the details and fill out a captcha?
No.24454
I'm happy either way. Although I do love the undead.
No.24455
just don't let this thread turn into a circle jerk where you're all talking about what happened in the guild
No.24456
>>24454
I voted alliance but for the record I won't pitch a shitfit if horde wins the vote, I'd probably play undead in that scenario. That or maybe a troll.
No.24457
>>24455
we could simply make a rule where we don't discuss guild goings on ITT? Would help those too anxious to play not feel left out.
No.24458
>>24456
I voted for horde, but if there are already people playing the game who are on alliance I don't mind staying there.
>>24457
That seems fair.
Also, could anyone tell me which realm I'm supposed to use?
No.24459
>>24458
also, I should add that we of course will be forced to discuss the guild on here until everyone's made an account and established proper channels of communication
No.24460
I still can't believe that madman brought my order from the co-op
No.24461
>>24458
I'm already level 26 on Horde. I also have the 10g required to make a guild tabard, if that helps.
>>24455
I doubt you'll hear a peep about it when the guild is made.
No.24462
Already had a version of wow from patch 1.12. I knew it would have came in handy someday.
>>24461
That helps.
No.24463
lads, where are you all downloading it? I used the google drive link but got a network error about 1gb in.
No.24464
>>24463
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0B0mJgmRqm5UUazlpYkpJMmhDbzg&export=download
mega:///#!OwQz3TzI!xKn8WteFKKVJtn57iByBWgRzRh51PYEQSw1dcWEjyGg
Found these on the forums, hopefully one works.
No.24465
No.24466
No.24467
lads
my head feels gone and everything is floaty and I can't think straight and feel disconnected from reality and both of my computers are acting weird
No.24468
No.24469
>>24468
no
been off my antidepressants for two weeks and doing fine, only other thing is the occasionally codeine
No.24470
>>24469
That's odd. Is this normal for you?
No.24471
Finished downloading, and made my character.
IGN is "Butler" if anyone wants to add me.
No.24472
>>24470
not really
that having been said a few weeks ago I experienced something similar but more cosmic and less real
that probably doesn't make any dsennse
everything sounds really strange now
No.24473
>>24471
>tfw can't think of a name
No.24474
No.24475
>>24473
mine is "cute anime girl"
No.24476
Speaking of Wow. About 6 months ago I decided to resub for the first time since 2010. My god it was awful.
A few weeks ago I asked someone if any new content had been added, they said no. The new Xpac has been out almost a year and they have added nothing to the game. Blizzard is an awful company.
No.24477
>>24476
Oh god! I did the exact same thing! This week. Haven't played for 5 years, came back and it was so different. My lock looked so dated. I actually changed to a 'New players' Realm so I didn't embarrass myself getting used to it again.
No.24478
No.24479
>>24478
Horde as an anon is already lvl 26 there.
No.24480
>>24478
I picked horde because someone has already started there.
No.24481
>>24478
since some anon already has a horde character I suppose we should go with that
No.24482
>>24476
It's just a cash cow now. Their board of directors is full of Jews, they put the least amount of effort possible into their expansions, hardly ever release content, and have a massive cash shop for ingame cosmetic items. You can even buy high level characters now. Also, Bobby Kotick is the most stereotypically thriftmaster kike I've ever seen. It's my strong belief that Jews killed WoW.
No.24483
everyone I am okay I want you all to know that
I am going to open a savings account
No.24484
>>24482
In D3, I entered a rare portal drop, and it transported me to 'The Vault' which contains a boss called greed, it's also filled with gold, like roughly 40 million without gold farming gear, over 100 mil with the gear,
Anyway, the other day I was in there, and an elite enemy appeared, called 'Baron Slothschild'
They're not even trying.
No.24485
I'm just posting this here so you know that I'm not ignoring you.
No.24486
>>24484
Incredible. Literally paying homage to their kings.
No.24487
>>24485
Alright. They restricted whispers to level 5 and above (I think it's that) because there are so many Chinese gold sellers on this server.
No.24488
>>24471
What server is it?
No.24489
I won't have it downloaded till tomorrow and tomorrow I'm going to my dad's :^(
looks like I won't be on until sunday guys
No.24490
It's over lads, I can't think of a name.
In offline games I always either use the default one or use my real name, but obviously I can't do that here.
No.24491
>>24490
proudwhiteargentinian
No.24492
No.24493
Oh no there's a load of undead in the starting place. I hope noone tries to talk to me.
No.24494
>>24493
Everyone is muted until lvl 5.
No.24495
>>24492
That's up for debate as well, I've never played WoW before so I have no idea.
>>24491
I would, but the rurus say:
>Any name that matches any of the following categories, explicitly or not, will be considered outlaw and will be forcefully changed:
>Religion, Politics;
>Incomprehensible;
>Staff member name;
>Racism, Ethny, Nationality;
>Sexuality, Violence, Drugs;
>Harrassment or Diffamation;
>Obscenity, Vulgarity, Insults.
No.24496
>>24495
I give you permission to use my cherished WoW name from 2007. Drboom.
I thought it was so badass then.
No.24497
>>24495
I'm not sure how thoroughly they enforce those, I've seen plenty of names that would fall into most categories.
>>24496
Kek, that's a brilliant name. If I could remember any of my old char names I might use them, even if only ironically.
No.24498
>>24495
fuck's sake, I assumed Nostalrius was a hot meme server where you could talk shit all you wanted
disappointed and upset
No.24499
>>24497
As long as your name isn't straight up "niggerslayer" I don't think they will react.
No.24500
>>24498
You can get away with saying pretty much anything you want, trust me. They have to have a ToS otherwise they'd look like plebs.
No.24501
>>24498
I've never understood why you can't talk shit in some games.
No.24502
>>24500
aah, that's not so bad then.
>>24501
pressure to appeal to casuals plus political antagonising from game journos I guess
then all the independent stuff like private servers do it because they think it makes them sound professional and gives the mods something to do
No.24503
Reminder to pick up every item you find, even the grey vendor trash.
Reminder to pick professions early on.
No.24504
>>24503
are there any quickstart guides for this sort of thing? I don't want to hold us all up because i made a seriously suboptimal character
No.24505
Post your names here as you make them lads. When there are a few on I'll get on with making the guild.
Post guild name suggestions.
Mine is "REEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT"
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