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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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 No.8886[Reply]

Alright lads?

We're pretty laid back but here's some general guidelines:

1) The purpose of the board is general discussion, for Brits (and Brit-sympathisers if they're cool)

2) Topics include NEEThood, dolequesting, wageslavery, nogf, and general feels, good and bad. But there's no "fixed" subject so chat about whatever

2) Don't post anything extreme, ie gore, animal abuse, death, all that shit

3) we're a NSFW board but if you do decide to post nudity or porn then probably better to spoiler it

4) Vote UKIP

5) No tripfagging unless it's for a very specific requirement/thread

6) This board operates using one big "General" thread at a time, so post there instead of making a new thread for individual topics. If you absolutely must create a new thread outside of the general, link it in the General so people actually see it

First 8chan thread: 19/02/15

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 No.52596[Reply]

Thread #89

Ghost Town Edition

Previous thread >>51890

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 No.52986

>>52985

>call of duty

>childhood

I hope you don't mean Modern Warfare or anything later.


 No.52987

>>52986

Yeah I do mean that.


 No.52988

>>52987

It was only a few years ago that we used to joke about how anons would start talking about CoD as their childhood game in future. In fact I remember when they joked about people potentially saying Halo was their childhood game. I know MW is almost 10 years old now kill me, but it's just not right. Childhood games should be things like Sonic 3, Spyro the Dragon, Banjo Kazooie, not a last gen brown and grey FPS.


 No.52989

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>>52988

I played mw2 when i was young but still consider Spyro, smash-bros on the N64 to be the childhood stash tbh.

This is Swedecuck (middle) if any of you were wondering, found his Facebook.


 No.52990

>>52989

thanks i was just wondering what he looks like actually




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 No.51876[Reply]

Degeneracy edition

 No.52283

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So I get memed into DMT by the joe rogan experience.

>Think theres a non zero chance I will communicate with aliens and/or gods.

>Put it in pipe, breath in a little too hard, flood lungs with crystals.

>cough and ree.

>take 2, do it properly, dose maybe small and might be heating too quick but get shroom-tier hallucinations, walls collapsing, rainbows, humming, odd faces, general promiscuity with what is real and not.

>come to, pretty meh tier. Assign no hippie dippie spiritual shit to what was clearly glorified dizziness.

>underwhelmed try again, try to break through, massive dose (300mg), melt half slowly, woah this is a little different tbh.

>Loud humming, my periphery converges on one point and everything falls into it.

>Darkness and humming and paralysis.

>Bretti spooped

>Remember what I read on guides, don't resist and don't think about it.

>Odd furry man thing wearing protective clothing nods and then dissolves.

>See eerily familiar countenance.

>"Abdolute nectar!"

>IT'S KEITH! We maintsin eye contact but I can see in his pupils all sorts of things. Spooped but amused.

>Feel insatiable desire to watch jahans as I hear the mighty farsh/ dr. Who song he did obliterate keith into the abyss.

>Play jahans, feel bizzare affinity with jahans, clarity about life, and as though my circulatory system is plumbed in (I think because the boiler started making sounds).

>Come to.

Drugs are such fucking trash, this is my first and last drugpost lads.


 No.52711

>>51876

>Take 0.5g equivalent of weed dissolved in fat

>1 hour later:

>nothing happens. Wow, what a rip-off.

>2 hours later:

>Holy shit, I'm not feeling my forearms.

>Oh my God, my fantasies are real.

>I look at a water bottle on my table and I'm seeing a nymphomaniac water elemental who's sexually abusing teenagers.

>Short-term memory has been disabled; I looked at a browser tab 20 seconds ago, yet it's completely novel to me.

>Whenever I pay attention to anything, there's a zoom-effect on it.

>Food tastes phenomenal beyond anything ever experienced; an apple is the feast of the gods.

>Fapping brings joy beyond imagination into my consciousness. Orgasm feels as if I'm being drowned in the most delicious sugar imaginable. When I concentrate on pleasure in my dick, it is magnified tenfold.

>Later on, I'm lying in my bed, and as I see 50 years into the future and 50 years into the past, I'm crying hysterically at the birth and death of my mother, imagining all of her life's experiences at once. Waves of unbridled emotion wash over me, completely overwhelming all of my emotional barriers. Pure feeling flows through my being and I experience boundless empathy for all of the sadness and joy of another human being; I weep like a baby.

>When I look up to the ceiling, waves of phosphenes wash over the white background. I see into spheres not yet glimpsed by human minds. I peer into the second and third heaven by sheer acts of concentration. I die and am reborn again and again as I ascend.

Truly, it was a magical experience.




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 No.52503[Reply]

Will I get disability benefits for autism

 No.52529

Yes




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 No.51890[Reply]

Thread #88

Morality prevails Edition

Previous thread >>51163

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 No.52593

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2IegXZ0NkM

Why haven't you lads joined the hobbyhorse revolution yet?


 No.52594

>>52593

>tfw no GF to horse around with


 No.52595

>>52593

I've still got mine from when I was a kid, a simple, flat, wooden one. Haven't used it in a long time though.

>>52594

I know that feel. Obviously I don't want one of the many fat, downsy-looking feminist ones in that video, but there's a few cute ones hidden in there that I wouldn't mind sharing a hobby horse with.


 No.52597

NEW THREAD

>>52596

>>52596

>>52596

>>52596

NEW THREAD

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 No.52795

>>52569

Anon-kun you've never warned me before that was an entirely different anon, but I assume what you said is transferable to my spaghetti spillage of inarticulance.




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 No.51163[Reply]

Thread #87

ANTI-DEGENERACY EDITION

Previous Thread >>50485

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 No.51891

the REAL new thread is here guys:

>>51890

>>51890

>>51890


 No.51892

>>51889

Go away you tiresome little pest.


 No.51893

>>51889

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass and I'm all out of gum


 No.51894

>>51892

>little

AYO HOL UP DOO

These air Jordan's make me taller


 No.51896

>>51894

I have a pair of air jordans




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 No.50485[Reply]

Thread #86 - Classic OP image Edition

Previous thread >>49733

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 No.51159

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>people spouting unfunny 'look at me i'm redpilled' teen-that-browses-half/pol/ tier shit in vidya text chat

It was novel at first, now however, it's just annoying. 'Schlomo Goldstein' saying 'remember the 6 gorillion' and 'oyyyy veyyyyyy' all match isn't funny or original. The Alt-Right was a mistake.


 No.51160

>>51159

Any popular movement will eventually attract those kinds of people. It annoys me too, but nationalistic ideas are making their way back into the mainstream, and the memelords are helping with that.


 No.51161

>>51159

It might be annoying, but it really goes to show how little the kikes' "untouchable" status means to people these days. It's actually become trendy and cool to stereotype and mock jews in circles far wider than /pol/, and I'll gladly take that if the only downside is a few old memes going stale.


 No.51162

Lads I'm producing an anti-degeneracy list for the next thread, give me your thoughts. So far I have:

Degeneracy

Prostitution

Ponies

Nonwhites


 No.51164

ok I didn't wanna wait so

NEW THREAD

>>51163

>>51163

>>51163

NEW THREAD




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 No.49733[Reply]

Thread #85 - Return of the Threadslave Edition

Previous thread: >>49002

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 No.50481

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>>50477

>>50480

Thanks guys, at least we're not alone in having no friends, r-right?

>I'm still perturbed by the fact that there are actually people with friends here at all.

It's weird, I've always wondered how one ends up here of all places without being a literal loner, like what would the appeal even be? Even on /r9k/ boards in general, the majority of anons always seem to have those one or two friends they made in school, or be confident enough to use voice chat in multiplayer games and stuff.


 No.50482

since I've got prime I get a free trial of audible, gunna give audio books a go on my drive to work.


 No.50483

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>>50482

Good lad


 No.50484

I really need to stop drinking.


 No.50486

NEW THREAD

>>50485

>>50485

>>50485

NEW THREAD




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 No.49002[Reply]

New Year, New Thread, Best Friends Forever Edition.

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 No.49729

REEE


 No.49730

REEEE


 No.49731

REEEEEEE


 No.49732

>720+ posts

THREADSLAVE

>>49718

Nice one dude, what type of guitar did you get? It's great that you're progressing quickly, but remember to keep on practising daily even it seems like you're not making any progress. Learning an instrument, and becoming proficient with it, is all about grinding autistically with it every day that you can.

Speaking of instruments, have you done any recordings yet bass lad?


 No.49734

NEW THREAD

>>49733

>>49733

>>49733

>>49733

NEW THREAD




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 No.48252[Reply]

The most cracking time of the year Edition.

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 No.48999

Why can't I learn lads?


 No.49000

>>48999

learn what?


 No.49001

>>49000

That it never gets better, and that I shoudlnt try and do things, and that I should just stay at home.


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 No.49004

>>49001

Maybe you haven't learned because that's entirely false.




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 No.47513[Reply]

Cat wearing a wizard's hat edition

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 No.48249

>>48248

>britpol

no


 No.48250

>>48244

>Memmy's

Joe can eat shit


 No.48251

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WEEDSMOKER


 No.48253

NEW THREAD

>>48252

>>48252

>>48252

>>48252

NEW THREAD




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 No.46804[Reply]

The Day of Reckoning Edition.

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 No.47511

>>47510

AHHHHHHHH THE BULLY IS HERE AGAIN

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A NO BULLY ZONE


 No.47512

NEW THREAD NEEDED LADS


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 No.47515

NEW THREAD

>>47513

>>47513

>>47513

>>47513

NEW THREAD




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 No.46070[Reply]

Tis the spooky season edition

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 No.46805

I figure thanks to depressed pepe the Trump OP image works win or lose, so here you go:

>>46804


 No.46806

NEW THREAD

>>46804

>>46804

>>46804

>>46804

NEW THREAD


 No.46807

>>46797

My VPN often gives me US/Dutch flags.


 No.46808

>>46803

That's not realistic, that's pessimistic. I'm just sick of all the debbie downers ITT and other places, Trump has a very good chance of winning and it's okay to feel hyped, save the misery for when it might actually necessary.


 No.46843

>>46801

>Not Dandelion and Burdock




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 No.45322[Reply]

Ghosts of the Past Edition

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 No.46066

>>46061

>Peter 'interracial marriage is great' Hitchens


 No.46067

NEW THREAD NEEDED


 No.46068

>>46048

>>46055

I'm alrightish, still miss having 100% free time and still hate not having a consistent home, but I'm not about to quit or anything.

We have a new lad in our department who is basically Polish Chad, and he now gets most of the shitty soul crushing jobs instead of me, so that's good. Plus now that we're ahead with our work instead of behind, my dad and I have been able to improve the work area by giving tools and parts a home, labelling things, repositioning things more conveniently, etc., which has made the whole job so much easier.

Improved my bedroom at my dad's house too, I now have a cabinet thing to use as a desk, as well as a chair/stool thing to sit on, so no more sitting on the floor / standing up all evening like I was doing before. Just need to do something about this tiny little bed I have, don't think I've ever had a good night's sleep in it.


 No.46069

Gave some great customer service today lads.


 No.46071

NEW THREAD

>>46070

>>46070

>>46070

>>46070

NEW THREAD




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 No.44594[Reply]

Autumn Edition.

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 No.45813

test

>>>/pol/res/7810407


 No.45814

>>>/pol/res/7810407/


 No.45815

>>>/pol/res/7810407.html


 No.45816

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.45817

>>>/pol/7810407




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