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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

File: 84e554d201c1ed7⋯.jpg (179.81 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, dindins.jpg)

 No.66555

Thread #108

Dinner at Deano's Edition

Previous thread >>65856

Post last edited at

 No.66579

File: 166619646d537b1⋯.jpg (62.9 KB, 609x676, 609:676, 166619646d537b1982ca55ee42….jpg)

>>66546

>a rapetree


 No.66580

File: 1a58228dd48c454⋯.jpg (14.61 KB, 226x255, 226:255, 1a58228dd48c454b8a4c03637f….jpg)

>we found brunette hair dye, who needs brunette hair dye except for someone with light coloured hair?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXBbCzBNZWg


 No.66582

>>66555

>two pictures of cups/jugs with 'VISIONS' written on them

What did Deano mean by this?


 No.66583

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who used to watch this then.


 No.66584

File: b0a683464edeca9⋯.jpg (64.86 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, deano working hard.jpg)

>>66582

It's the name of the place: https://www.instagram.com/visionscanteen/

>>66583

I did, at least the first two series. I liked the japanese lad.


 No.66585

>>66584

Does this mean Deano really IS a based retail lad?


 No.66586

>>66555

>this

>better than the last op

Gonna have to disagree with you there. Decent effort though


 No.66587

I've been seeing a lot of darkies at the gym lately. The foreigners tend to look more masculine than the English lads in general, most of whom, even the swole ones, seem to have that metrosexual queerboy thing going on. The only ones who don't look like poofters are the chavs, but they all have brainlet-tier diet and exercise knowledge so there aren't many big ones.


 No.66588

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He's pretty good loql


 No.66589

>>66588

>can say tbh

>can't add a q

It's time for the word filters to be modernised tbh.


 No.66590

>>66588

>loql

heh


 No.66591

>>66589

It took a great deal of legislation changes just to enact the tbh repeals act of 2016, to do the same for all variations would be too costly to be worthwhile.


 No.66592

>>66588

There's nothing I hate more than the Boiler Room and their endless videos of hipster dickheads standing around awkwardly, looking completely bored and uninterested in the music. I don't know why any DJ or dance music act would do one of their "events", it just makes them look shit and unable to get a crowd going, even if they're legends from back in the day.

Here's that very same based black man's record "Voodoo Ray" being played at the Hacienda club in 1989: https://youtu.be/jseOXteMEFI?t=9s

Yeah they look like a group of spastics, and most of them are off their nut on E, but at least they're moving about. Enjoying the music and having a good time, and not just standing there looking unenthusiastic and idle, being more concerned with their drink than anything to do with the music. With the Boiler Room it's always like they're half-arsedly pretending to enjoy it, and doing a shit job of it at that.


 No.66593

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>>66592

I didn't know he made that one. I remember it from San Andreas, it's good. I don't know why they bother turning up if they're just going to stand there awkwardly nursing their cans. Looking like a spastic is half the fun, but this lot are so concerned about their image they end up looking like a bigger bunch of twats than the drugged up ravers.


 No.66594


 No.66595

File: d47ad2c264dfab7⋯.webm (2.13 MB, 640x360, 16:9, dylan and eric.webm)


 No.66596

>>66588

Why are they all standing so close to the DJ? Can he not affor propper speakers and has to play the music from his laptop? Are they having trouble hearing?


 No.66597

>>66596

The Boiler Room's entire gimmick is holding events in tiny, unsuitable venues (apartments, basements, record shops, etc.) and having the DJ or "performer" face away from the audience towards the camera. They invariably have a group of pretentious art and media students stand right behind them looking completely disinterested, either holding their drink, looking at their phone, making a half arsed attempt at pretending to dance, or a combination of the three.

Occasionally they'll bring on some ironic bellend who'll play some dreadful atonal, arhythmic noise, and the "crowd" will actually perk up a little bit, because these brainwashed cunts are only interested in things that are as ugly, soulless, and grotesque as they are. The whole thing is basically a degenerate art project, and it's a cancer on dance music.


 No.66598

File: bd92a881c5a439b⋯.jpg (99.42 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, seal.jpg)

>losers ITT lashing out against the boiler room because they'd look like awkward mongs at a set


 No.66599

>>66598

I am literally an international DJ, I've played to rooms of several hundred people, and I've been complemented specifically on my ability to engage the crowd and get them moving more than a few times.


 No.66600

File: 815acb2066ebba4⋯.jpg (66.36 KB, 602x709, 602:709, banter stops.jpg)


 No.66601

>>66599

why are you here


 No.66602

File: bf0ad886cc0bbcf⋯.png (77.99 KB, 240x228, 20:19, bf0ad886cc0bbcfec9762db281….png)


 No.66603

>>66601

Because I'm also a friendless autistic NEET hikki KHV that hasn't played out in about 6 years, and the few times I did were usually because I tagged along with my dad, who has been DJing since the 80s (which is obviously how I got into it in the first place).

Also when I said "international DJ", I meant that I went with him to Spain one time in 2009, and played to a crowd of 200 people for 30 minutes. Doesn't sound quite as impressive, but I still got my name on the poster and my picture in the all the highlight reels for the event, so who's to say I'm lying eh lads?


 No.66604

>>66603

>my picture in the all the highlight reels for the event

Oh really lad?


 No.66605

>>66604

Yes. Again, it's not as impressive as it sounds because they took pictures of literally everyone for the entire weekend, but it's still evidence I was there, and incidentally, evidence that people were dancing a hell of a lot more than anything you'll ever see in a shitty Boiler Room video. Everyone actually had smiles on their faces too, a shocking concept.


 No.66606

>>66605

Actually I just remembered, there was even a DVD and a t-shirt, both with me on them, so I guess that is kind of a big deal.


 No.66607

Get digging, lads.


 No.66608

File: 8e0c1e305ebcaa7⋯.webm (1.94 MB, 1136x640, 71:40, top comfy.webm)


 No.66609

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66610

>>66609

Intensive farming as kid's entertainment, that's just not right.


 No.66611

flumpington whomplescroops


 No.66612

What are some good books on music theory.


 No.66613

>>66612

I've never read a book on music theory.


 No.66614

>>66613

Well that's just not good enough is it.


 No.66615

>>66614

Actually it is, because music theory is little more than a neat party trick, and won't help you play or create music yourself. Anything you need to know will be picked up by Just Doing It and researching as you go.


 No.66616

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What are you lads doing? I'm playing the keyboard and drinking water.


 No.66617

Lad. I need a decent pair of headphones. I'm ready to buy them right now. What would you recommend?


 No.66618

>>66616

Just had a shower and a haircut.

>>66617

If you don't mind fairly tight on-ear headphones, Sennheiser HD-25s are the best bang for buck. They're overpriced on Amazon (like most things music related), so you're better off buying them elsewhere. I don't have any over-ear recommendations, as I've never heard a pair I liked.


 No.66619

>>66618

Good lad, I bet you feel fresh now. I'm thinking of growing my hair long so I look like Jesus.

Those are quite expensive, but I do want good quality. Does £129 seem good?


 No.66620

>>66619

It's okay, I think the lowest you'll realistically find them for is about £120 new, which is what I paid for mine 10 years ago.


 No.66621

Using the sustain pedal makes playing so much easier it's like cheating. I had a lot more respect for piano players before I knew about it.


 No.66622

>>66621

>I had a lot more respect for piano players before I knew about it

That's music in a nutshell. It all seems really impressive and magical until you begin to understand it and learn how to do it yourself. Suddenly you realise that many musicians, producers, etc. aren't nearly as talented or as clever as you originally thought they were, and they only get revered as much as they do because their fans don't know better.


 No.66623

File: e89280e30e23a28⋯.jpg (245.52 KB, 1649x923, 1649:923, SETUP TBH.jpg)

>>66622

I'm really looking forward to getting my piano. Being able to use dynamics is really going to add a whole new dynamic to my playing, and it will be more aesthetic than my current setup to boot.

What are your thoughts on Skrillex?


 No.66624

File: 608c22b2d0f2b64⋯.png (54.47 KB, 200x200, 1:1, animeweedlord420.png)

>>66623

>What are your thoughts on Skrillex?

Best anime of 2012.


 No.66625

File: e4ad4a4320b76cb⋯.png (4.22 MB, 3264x1840, 204:115, potential school shooter.png)


 No.66626

Is the UK officially out of the EU or no?


 No.66627

File: 2bbbb014833b986⋯.png (132.67 KB, 289x286, 289:286, 1421193976068.png)

>>66626

You didn't think we'd escape that easily did you?


 No.66628

>>66627

Well I never seem to get a straight answer, but from the jist of what im told is the UK became independent but the EU recognizes you as a rogue territory. Sort of how china sees taiwan.


 No.66629

>>66628

> the UK became independent but the EU recognizes you as a rogue territory. Sort of how china sees taiwan.

Of all the interpretations this is perhaps the most wrong I've heard.


 No.66630

>>66628

That's a great headcannon lad, but far from the truth. Nothing has actually changed yet, we're still in the EU, and it's a year before talks are supposed to finish. It's going to be several more years before we're completely out, if that ever even happens, and even if it does happen, I expect nothing to change anyway because our country is overrun with spineless cuckolds.


 No.66631

How's it going lads, anyone given some great customer service today?


 No.66632

Scuffed my alloys, I fucking hate everything.

I've had perfect wheels for 3 years without ONE scratch but I had to quickly park because I was late for my haircut, I fucking hate this so much that I feel sick.


 No.66633

>>66632

I scuffed mine literally the first time I parked my car in front of my house. Stopped caring after that tbh.


 No.66634

>>66633

I WANT TO DIE.

I'm going to buy some real nasty Chinese alloys to replace them which will be dangerous and I'll be a danger on the road as a result which will hopefully punish society for making stupid shaped pavements that scuffed my alloys.


 No.66635

>>66634

You drive like a Chinese person.


 No.66636

sex


 No.66637

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fantastic.


 No.66638

>>66636

drugs


 No.66639

>>66638

Sausage Rolls


 No.66640

File: b845ca9c5cdb548⋯.jpg (305.22 KB, 1649x923, 1649:923, johnny c.jpg)

My canvas has arrived.


 No.66641

>>66640

not a fan tbh


 No.66642

Ah, it's that time again, another hard but rewarding day of being a good lad is coming to an end.


 No.66643

https://www.gear4music.com/Keyboards-and-Pianos/Yamaha-YDP-143-Digital-Piano-Black-Walnut/1J9X

Is this one good? I'm ready to buy one when Shekelstein next pays me.


 No.66644

>>66643

Yeah it seems decent, that was one of the ones I mentioned before when I researched them. Reminder that it doesn't come with a seat though, you'll have to buy one separately if you need one.


 No.66645

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NEWFAGS CANT TRIFORCE

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 No.66646

File: 43472987794d73e⋯.png (15.77 KB, 332x218, 166:109, Capture.PNG)

>>66645

Bit embarrasing tbh lad.


 No.66647

File: 4f95324b1399b6f⋯.jpg (101.15 KB, 1208x672, 151:84, triforce.jpg)


 No.66648

Just spilt my piss-bottle all over my bed and my floor, almost went into the plug extensions I have on the floor too. This fucking sucks.


 No.66649

>>66635

I drive like the professional racer that I am, fuck off. This is hard for me to deal with.


 No.66650

fucking hell this place still exists?


 No.66651

>>66650

>HURR HURR HURR IM GUY WHO USED TO POST HERE 2 YEARS AGO, LET ME ACT ALL SURPRISED THAT PEOPLE STILL POST HERE BECAUSE IT GIVES ME A BRIEF MOMENT OF RECEIVING ATTENTION

Go fuck off you stupid prick.


 No.66652

>>66651

this tbh


 No.66653

File: 5d9e60cb8f6759d⋯.jpg (196.83 KB, 603x452, 603:452, me on the rightt.jpg)

>N**Tscum will never experience the feeling of achievement and satisfaction when Shekelstein deposits over a thousand pounds into the bank

>N**Tscum will never experience the feeling of fulfillment and belonging that comes with being a member of the Asda family


 No.66654

*Sticks a frozen lobster behind some cereal boxes*


 No.66655

>>66651

you appear to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, lad

you alright? wanna talk about it?


 No.66656

File: a8af9d4caffd9c3⋯.jpg (34.22 KB, 627x283, 627:283, high IQ cuckoldry.jpg)


 No.66657

>>66653

>tfw never delivered great customer service


 No.66658

File: 466cd6f7bac87c1⋯.mp4 (1.66 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The English will disappear.mp4)

/are lad/


 No.66659

>>66658

Any group of people praised by Sargon deserves to disappear.


 No.66660

File: 04deb31a4b02578⋯.jpg (51.67 KB, 713x920, 31:40, 04deb31a4b02578ef3847f69f3….jpg)

>have back pain

>deadlift 100kg

>have less back pain


 No.66661

File: aef8ff975a62570⋯.jpg (136.33 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, der numale.jpg)

LADS E3 IS ON

WHO [SPOILER]NOT[/SPOILER] EXCITED HERE?

*woops in soyish*

https://www.twitch.tv/


 No.66662

>>66661

I'm still salty about E3 2005, I have ignored it ever since then and just enjoy the cringe compilations afterwards.


 No.66663

File: d61bc9b6ab1713d⋯.jpg (239.28 KB, 1518x1518, 1:1, jeff king.jpg)

How's the neck training coming along lads?

You DO train your neck, don't you?


 No.66664

anyone remember synchtube babby


 No.66665

File: cf9716bfb550953⋯.jpg (9.55 KB, 204x93, 68:31, lionel-messi.jpg)

Are they coming?


 No.66666

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>66662

for me it was E3 2006 that did it, but otherwise same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4


 No.66667


 No.66668

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>66666

The thing was, I actually really enjoyed E3 2005, there wasn't much in the way of cringe or cancer as far as I can remember, it was just really cool looking shit, and all the exciting "next gen" stuff was revealed for the first time. It was the complete disappointment over the next couple of years, when all the cool looking stuff from E3 2005 turned out to be either gimped, crap, or not released at all. Everything shown was a complete lie, and as the naive 13 year old I was, I fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

Also nice quints, I guess /sp/ has given up stealing them.


 No.66669

>Cyberpunk 2077 finally gets a new trailer

First vidya announcement I've been hype for in years.

also >>66666 checkem


 No.66670

>>66669

It was the only thing I was interested in seeing and it seems pretty good. However, I'm not one of these people that worships CDPR and I didn't think Witcher 3 was as good as it is made out to be. The World War 3 trailer reminded me of the older Battlefield games, so I'm looking forward to seeing more of that.


 No.66671

Another day of being a good lad lies ahead. What new challenges will life throw at me today? Will I finally get a gf? Only time will tell.


 No.66672

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>66670

Not him, but I thought Witcher 3 was shit from the moment it came out until I gave it another shot last year. By that point they'd patched and upgraded virtually every complaint I had with it, such as overhauling the menu UI, adding an option to make player movement quick and responsive rather than slow and boat-like, adding the ability to quickly read documents you've just picked up, and fixing a lot of the clunky and janky shit that plagued the game in the beginning. After that it became probably my favourite game released in recent years, possibly even the last decade.

I don't worship CDPR either though, mainly due to the large number of ex-employee complaints, but I do really like that they make their single-player games free of DRM and microtransactions, and that they make proper, full-on expansions instead of the horse armour-tier bullshit everyone else does. Can't say I'm particularly hyped about Cyberpunk 2077 though, as I generally don't like futuristic dystopian settings, and the trailer did little to change my opinion, but I'll still probably check it out. I'm much more excited for TES6, even if it's probably 5 years or so away.


 No.66673

File: 2cc9e23a8b1cfa8⋯.png (843.08 KB, 867x572, 867:572, soysmirk.png)

>>66672

>TES6

Unironically going to have to upgrade my PC and get this and then probably be disappointed


 No.66674

File: dfc2035a3b78339⋯.mp4 (9.91 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, north yorkshire police.mp4)


 No.66675

>>66674

Could somebody just nuke this country please.


 No.66676

>>66674

Why do gays have to be such loud, obnoxious assholes? If there was ever a strong argument against the idea that gay people are "just like us, wanting to live normal lives", it's their faggy parades where they make themselves seem as abnormal and offensive as possible


 No.66677

My colleagues never invite me out to social events. Don't they know I put stock out on the shelf faster than any of them? What the fuck.


 No.66678

>>66676

>Why do degenerates act like degenerates?


 No.66679

File: 64896affa3f199a⋯.webm (3.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Great men.webm)


 No.66680

>>66679

Thanks for posting this lad, much better than the blatant demoralisation attempts that usually get posted.


 No.66682

Train to Busan is a good film.


 No.66683

File: 7bf42842e082684⋯.jpg (93.99 KB, 1165x1075, 233:215, 6754897531.jpg)

>RE2 Remake

I guess I can't kill myself until 2019


 No.66684

>>66683

It looks really good. I wonder how they'll handle the camera though; will it be fixed positions like the original or will it be 3rd person like their newer games?


 No.66685

File: d0bae1386dfd4bc⋯.jpg (195.27 KB, 867x574, 867:574, cheeky undead lass.jpg)

File: f98e83257bde359⋯.jpg (73.36 KB, 531x683, 531:683, 1371338564210.jpg)

>I used to be able to wank to this


 No.66686

*coffee finishes brewing*

What's the plan for today then lads.


 No.66687

>>66685

I had my first wet dream to the Aphrodite sprite from Zeus: Master of Olympus.


 No.66688

>>66687

Where did it all go wrong, lad? It's not remotely conceivable that I could get aroused by something so tame now, and I don't like it.


 No.66689

>>66688

As much as porn has desensitised us all to a large extent, you have to keep in mind that when you're going through puberty you can get aroused by fucking anything.


 No.66690

Jist sayin to me mate, this is heavy shite, aw this, likesay, ken?

Wi wir at the National, right? This cunt Cheggers is daein interviews fir City Radio Liverpool, jist blethering pure shite tae punters in the crowd, ken? Well, he comes ower tae us, n we didnae wantae talk tae the cunt, but ye ken Smith, he's thinkin, this is fuckin stardom, n he's gaun oan about how great it is tae be here in Liverpool, Keith, n wir having a whale ay a time, n aw that shite. Then this doss cunt, this Cheggers fucker ir whativir ye call the cunt, thrusts the microphone in front ay Deano. This madman goes: Away n fuck yirsel ya rage cunt! Cheggers wis fuckin crimson.


 No.66691

>>66684

It will be third person.


 No.66692

There's a woman who I work with in a satellite office who has spent 2 days in complete panic, begging people to do her work for her because she couldn't figure out how to organize a courier for a small A4 sized parcel.

This idiot lady is supposed to be "Office Manager".


 No.66693

>>66685

World of Warcraft was such a pain to play when you were going through puberty, I could barely go 30 minutes without something turning me on.

There was definitely a few times where I had to have a quick wank before AB started because that loading screen gave me a boner.

I remember on one occasion I was supposed to be healing a raid for Maiden of Virtue in kara, but unfortunately the giantess turned me on so insanely bad that I had my hand down my pants beating off whilst I could hear my angry guildmates yelling at me for being AFK and I just had to make some excuse like "oh sorry guys, my Mum was talking to me".


 No.66694


 No.66695

>>66694

answer the question faggot


 No.66696

>>66695

Gays are accepted enough in society to not have to worry about appearing normal. The average person considers them normal.

The average person is also familiar enough with the atmosphere of a parade or a party to not get intimidated by loud noises and merriment.


 No.66697

>>66696

You have said nothing to contridict the previous statement.

Your entire post can be summarised as: "the 'average' person isn't bothered by faggotry". Do you have a single fact to back this assertion?


 No.66698

File: 2113f8fdec5ee10⋯.png (39.24 KB, 424x365, 424:365, 29388-04kft_coltuch_50ct_2….png)

>>66697

BLU BLU BLU BLU BLU :(


 No.66699

>>66698

I'm too autistic to understand this post.


 No.66700

>>66692

Ah yes, equality.


 No.66701

>>66660

>100kg

>>66672

I hope it's online too!


 No.66702

>>66698

If we needed any more proof that gays are indeed obnoxious arseholes, your posts alone do a fantastic job.


 No.66703

I can't even remember the last time I've been drunk. It must have been months now. It's been about 20 days since I've had a sip of alcohol.

I always get tempted to drink when I'm alone. There's just something so pleasant about being by yourself and drinking yourself to sleep in front of a computer screen. Why the fuck am I missing doing this??


 No.66704

The Age of Empires 2 subreddit just banned a guy for posting about AoE2 too much.

Reddit just does everything it fucking can to live up to its shitty reputation, doesn't it?


 No.66705

File: 3301952cb841f6a⋯.jpg (31.26 KB, 473x500, 473:500, chuckle pepe.jpg)

When straight men look at two men kissing each other, their physiological response is the same as when they look at pictures of rotting flesh, maggots and spoiled food, according to new research

>A group of 120 men watched a series of slideshows of straight and same-sex male couples displaying personal displays of affenction; including holding hands and kissing. They were also shown other basic images, such as paper clips, and disgusting images such as a bucket of maggots.

>The researchers collected the participant’s saliva samples, which tested their stress and disgust levels. They found that the men felt more disgust watching two men kissing than the disgusting images.

>There was no correlation found between disgust and a person’s self-reported prejudice – even those who had low levels of prejudice reportedly experienced a heightened physiological response.

https://www.indy100.com/article/gay-men-kissing-straight-reaction-same-sex-lgbt-maggots-response-7828721


 No.66706

>>66701

>I hope it's online too!

What, TES6? I've always thought it would be great if TES had a 2-4 player co-op mode, either locally or online, but I think it would be shit as a PvP game. If they did PvP, they'd have to crack down on mods big time in order to combat cheaters and hackers, and that would have disastrous consequences regarding the mod community and the game's longevity (and playability).


 No.66707

>>66706

>I've always thought it would be great if TES had a 2-4 player co-op mode

Kill you are self.


 No.66708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads like Peacemakers?


 No.66709

>>66707

Back to halfchan lad.


 No.66710

>>66705

They should have included pictures of your face so they cam compare it to peak disgust levels.


 No.66711

File: 578d04249b4c81f⋯.jpg (138.93 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 142356456833.jpg)

>>66710

It would appear you've made a spelling mistake


 No.66712

File: 431d876776b7377⋯.png (1.19 MB, 984x738, 4:3, jade.png)

File: a3e9a1179aa3dc4⋯.jpg (26.46 KB, 660x371, 660:371, SmugNewtonDee.jpg)


 No.66713

>>66711

Your genetics made a facial mistake.


 No.66714

>>66713

You can't accuse anyone of having faulty genes, queer.


 No.66715

>>66712

Bet she still gets an A.


 No.66716

>>66714

kek, bumder BTFO


 No.66717

File: 05db0ec6be5d20f⋯.jpg (84.75 KB, 475x590, 95:118, 05db0ec6be5d20fca779f511cd….jpg)

>there's an actual bender ITT


 No.66718

>>66717

I'm the least gay person here.


 No.66719

>>66718

Then why do you always get so touchy every time there's a post that is even slightly anti-gay? It seems odd to me that the self-proclaimed "least gay person here" feels such a strong desire to white knight homos that you simply can't let a single derogatory post against them go by without responding with some sort of redditism.


 No.66720

File: ff79e6ddbaf3d37⋯.jpg (31.09 KB, 660x371, 660:371, poo in womb.jpg)

File: 25135108bdc9dc9⋯.jpg (325 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, stretch-armstrong.jpg)


 No.66721

>>66705

The same is true when people are shown interracial couples. Homosexuality and Interracial relations are fetishes equivalent to scat.


 No.66722

>>66721

I saw a white woman walking along with two black mongrel children the other day. They were so revolting to me I involuntarily let out a very audible "ugh". I think she heard but not sure if she knew it was directed at her


 No.66723

>>66719

Says the guy who used to nut it to dudes dressed as women.

You're like a 30 year old slut who tells her partner that it's all in the past.


 No.66724

>>66718

If you're actually not gay, then you should know you are not doing them any favors by being an obnoxious asshole on their behalf.


 No.66725

>>66723

Do you consider every lad here to be like a partner to you, or just me? I'm sorry lad, but I don't feel the same way. Rather than like a partner, I view you more as our resident neurotic and short-tempered queer from reddit.


 No.66726

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

redpill me on the 11/4 time signature


 No.66727

>>66725

I'm the least gay here.


 No.66728

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

do you have a favourite bassist lad


 No.66729

>>66727

>i-if I repeat it often enough they'll have to believe me!


 No.66730

>>66726

>11/4

That's a pretentious time signature if I ever saw one.

>>66728

Not really, as long as a bassist can keep in time and play more than just 8th notes then they're alright with me, but I don't particularly like them if they only play 5+ minute bass solos in every performance / track.


 No.66731

>>66730

you are a musical bully


 No.66732

>>66731

That's right nerd, I hope you feel intimidated by my musical brawn.


 No.66733

File: b431772f5dd0bd0⋯.jpg (831.21 KB, 2404x1260, 601:315, swfu1m3tcvy01.jpg)

Reminder that "Gatekeeping" is a good thing.


 No.66734

>>66733

I've always questioned the sort of person who gets butthurt about "gatekeeping", "elitism", etc. (((Who))) in their right mind would actually prefer it if every community or subculture was open to anyone and everyone, and doesn't like the idea of skilled / well-versed folk taking the piss out of plebs who are shit at things / have shit opinions?


 No.66735

Thinking you can gets away with that, do you?

Thought again.

*stops you*


 No.66736

File: cd0f31cefd3796e⋯.jpg (16.96 KB, 234x311, 234:311, ANGERY kangal.jpg)

Let my green tea steep for too long again


 No.66737

I tried playing the Witcher before but it was just such a slog. 20 hours in and I'd barely progressed, but it was just really tedious walking slowly from place to place.

Should I give Witcher 2 a shot?


 No.66738

>>66737

I'd recommend skipping it and just playing Witcher 3, because it's the only one that's actually decent, and the story and everything else is predominantly standalone. A lot of things will come up that might make you think "I guess this is referencing something from Witcher 1 or 2", but most times they are actually referencing things from the books (sidenote: all the games take place after the books). Anything you need to know can be deduced from the dialogue alone.


 No.66739

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

post unusual time signatures done well


 No.66740

>>66729

I'm a huge testosterone filled beast. You're a small weak man with a receding hairline and clothes from Primark.

If we ever met irl id make sure you knew your place.


 No.66741

>>66740

Right, I haven't been involved in this discussion until now, but it's very likely that I'm bigger than you, stronger than you, and can fight better than you, and if you mess with any of the lads on here, you mess with me. I see you've also been making pro-bum driller statements, which goes against one of this board's core principles, and qualifies you for a good kicking.


 No.66742

>>66740

>clothes from Primark

An insult about clothing choice, you're really not helping your case, queerboy


 No.66743

>>66739

Here you go lad.

>>66740

>testosterone filled

That much I can believe, I don't need any convincing that you get "filled" with "testosterone" on a regular basis.


 No.66744

>>66741

I wouldn't worry lad, it's not like anyone here could actually feel threatened by a fag, (unless he was welding a syringe of his filthy blood.)


 No.66745

>>66744

*wielding


 No.66746

>>66743

Lad your banter is savage, if you weren't such a a floor-staring sperg you'd actually be socially successful.


 No.66747

cant decide whether drinking coffee is moral


 No.66748

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66749

File: b80f2124901b38d⋯.mp4 (5.14 MB, 400x400, 1:1, alaska.mp4)


 No.66750

>>66737

The Witcher 2 changes the combat to a more action oriented system, but it isn't anything special and I remember it feeling pretty wonky. The plot is pretty poorly explained and ends abruptly.

>>66738

I found the Witcher 3 to be fairly dull and dropped it. The Witcher is the only good witcher game.


 No.66751

>>66750

What point did you drop it? The starting/tutorial area (White Orchard) is quite dull, it picks up a lot once you get to Velen & Novigrad.


 No.66752

>>66741

You've clearly never actually been in a fight or never messed with a real alpha male like me before or you wouldn't be barking like that.

If you ever met me irl, you'd get a fistfull of 2016 Dodge RAM keys to the face before tasting my genuine snakeskin boots. I work in security and deal with pussies like you on a daily basis. Don't make me laugh, weak man.


 No.66753

>>66749

That's so fucked. They're literally brainwashing kids from a young age to see those tranny freaks as normal. I truly weep for the future.


 No.66754

>>66751

I dropped it shortly after entering novigrad. My main problems were: The open world didn't add anything to the game other than more downtime, the combat dragged on too long but wasn't difficult (perhaps this isn't a problem on lower difficulty levels) and it just didn't have the charm or atmosphere of the first game. I wanted to like it but after trying to play through the game twice and losing steam at roughly the same point I can say that I don't.

I want to play through the series again, at some point, so perhaps I'll give it a third chance then.


 No.66755

>>66754

>the combat dragged on too long but wasn't difficult

>just didn't have … charm or atmosphere

>trying to play through the game … and losing steam

Interesting, that was pretty much my experience with the first game funnily enough. From what I remember, I thought it was a really bland and ugly looking game, it took too long to slowly jog from one part of an area to another or do anything at all, and the combat was boring and time consuming.

>The open world didn't add anything to the game other than more downtime

I didn't ever really find the open world to be a problem, there's loads of fast travel points and I thought the various maps were generally filled with lots of interesting things to do along the way when going from A to B. It felt like no matter which way I went, I would almost always run into something I hadn't seen before, either environmentally or quest-wise. I did wish there was a little more enemy variation in the overworld though, it did feel repetitive in that regard, but at the same time it made the encounters with the large and uncommon enemies more unique and exciting.


 No.66756

>>66754

>>66755

Guy who asked the original question here, and that's exactly how I felt about the Witcher 1 as well.


 No.66757

File: 6c616bd477b4c06⋯.jpg (27.47 KB, 471x320, 471:320, 6c616bd477b4c06910c0c387a8….jpg)

It seems even better than I hoped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwjbxDoN6Tg


 No.66758

what are you absolute #lads getting up to today then


 No.66759

>>66757

Eh, I hate the over-the-shoulder-camera-with-narrow-FOV thing, it's why I found Dead Space unplayable, and this seems to take the tunnel vision even further by limiting your view to whatever is directly lit by the torch and everything else is virtually black. Just watching this for 5 minutes has given me a headache.


 No.66760

Is your day going acceptably well?


 No.66761

>>66760

It's alright, nothing unusual. How about you?


 No.66762

File: 681ea89951ae5a0⋯.png (207.22 KB, 645x1260, 43:84, 1527526854435.png)

>one shot at life

>5'6"


 No.66763

File: 85db406a14a271b⋯.jpg (256.2 KB, 810x590, 81:59, the chad manlet.jpg)


 No.66764

File: c7e1728a2b16f2c⋯.mp4 (12.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Grayling busted.mp4)


 No.66765

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fantastic


 No.66766

I will not be biting your bait.


 No.66767

File: 5281982a580f8a8⋯.jpg (83.67 KB, 800x579, 800:579, neetsche.jpg)

>tfw have Ryan Gosling tier lazy eye and one eyelid doesn't open as much as the other like Thom Yorke


 No.66768

Dare I say TWICE is better than SNSD ever was?


 No.66769

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

all women should be enslaved


 No.66770

how have you lads improved your subjective well-being today


 No.66771

>>66759

Maybe you've just grown out of video games.


 No.66772

>>66767

One of my pupils is significantly larger than the other one. Looks kinda whack when they dilate.

There's only been two people in my life who have ever pointed it out.


 No.66773

File: 639fb63e5e9a61e⋯.png (556.28 KB, 1022x618, 511:309, meatwad.png)


 No.66774

>>66771

The idea that I don't like games any more because I found one video of an unreleased remake to be headache-inducing is ridiculous. There's plenty of games I enjoy playing, in this thread alone I wrote about how much I enjoyed Witcher 3, and that I'm looking forward to seeing how TES6 turns out. If anything, the number of new games that I didn't like the look of, or didn't enjoy playing, within the last couple of years, is significantly lower than it was during most of the previous decade. I spent that period mostly playing games from the 80s and 90s, because the endless "bloomy brown-coloured corridor shooter" shite was unbearable.


 No.66775


 No.66776

Feeling good lads. Makes a nice change


 No.66777

having some strongbow


 No.66778

>>66775

There's literally nothing "FOY"-worthy in that post. Also keep your shitty halfchan lingo out of here.


 No.66779

>>66778

what is FOY


 No.66780

>>66779

It stands for "fuck off yank", and originated from the retards over at halfchan's /int/ in 2015, several months after this board was created to get away from them exact same posters.


 No.66781

>>66780

This board has nothing to do with /int/ lad.


 No.66782

>>66781

It's been a while so I'll forgive you for forgetting, but have a look at the earliest posts on this search: https://8ch.net/search.php?search=%2Fint%2F&board=britfeel


 No.66783

>>66780

>he still thinks that's what FOY means

The absolute state of this FOYboy


 No.66784

Are you lads having any luck with women? Have you even been trying?


 No.66785

File: d26ce7560ee6c2c⋯.png (981.97 KB, 1080x802, 540:401, IMG_20180615_205155.png)

Anyone fancy a fine British beef steak? Haha


 No.66786

>>66783

It's exactly what it means, and it's high time you went back to where you came from.

>>66784

No to both. I haven't spoken to a lass my age (outside of family members or staff members at wherever I was) since my first year of college, nearly 10 years ago.


 No.66787

>>66786

Have you given up on ever finding one? It's not too late lad. Why not go to the shop for some milk?


 No.66788

>>66787

I've not formally given up and converted to MGTOW or anything, but I don't feel any urgency to get a girlfriend at all. I don't remember the last time I felt >tfw no gf, but it certainly wasn't within the last 18 months. Is this the power of being over 25?

>Why not go to the shop for some milk?

There's two shops near here, one only has old women behind the counter, and the other just has an old turban-wearing paki.


 No.66789

>>66788

>one only has old women behind the counter

Everyone starts somewhere, lad.


 No.66790

>>66789

Unless they don't start at all.


 No.66791

reading hans hermann-hoppe


 No.66792

>>66784

maybe


 No.66793

>sharted in my pants again

How long is it acceptable to sit in my sharty pants before I get up and change them


 No.66794

>>66793

Just kill yourself, lad.


 No.66795

>>66793

I don't know exactly, but it's definitely shorter than the time it took for you to assess the situation, come to a conclusion, and then write a post about it.


 No.66796

>>66794

Shut up normie

>>66795

Well writing a post was quite quick and easy, since I was browsing here anyway.


 No.66797

Just had a rotten date.


 No.66798

>>66797

Fuck off.


 No.66799

Okay, it's been nearly 10 hours. I'm gonna go change my pants.


 No.66800

File: 903b66d5a067560⋯.jpg (2.64 MB, 3366x5984, 9:16, DSC_0019.JPG)


 No.66801

File: 51facd61e98c41a⋯.jpg (168.89 KB, 649x638, 59:58, 1497049201646.jpg)

>>66800

>those tiny feet


 No.66802

>that soul crushing feel when you don't get all the stock out on the shelf


 No.66803

Going out and pat giving zero attention to females really infuriates normies, even if you have no chance with their women.


 No.66804

>>66801

>size 10

>tiny

insecure manlet detected


 No.66805

Just found out that a guy I worked beside 6 years ago became a tranny 2 years ago and killed himself last year.


 No.66806


 No.66807

>>66805

>>66806

What was he like, lad?


 No.66808

>>66807

I didn't know him well so I can't really think of any conversations we had, but I know he was a bit mental. I wasn't surprised when I heard he'd become a tranny.


 No.66809

I'll stream Resident Evil 7 today, probably 1pm. I hate scary films and games so it should be fun.


 No.66810

>>66809

>1pm

Far too early, bad move


 No.66811

>>66810

I have a silly NEET sleep schedule. I'll move it to tomorrow afternoon maybe.


 No.66812

>>66811

Spare a thought for your wageslave compatriots and stream after 5pm


 No.66813

>>66809

link?


 No.66814

>>66784

I wouldnt say I've given up, because that implies I was interested in the first place. I was a little bit, but not much. Previously I was under the impression that I'd actually try when I met someone that I thought was a good match for me, but I no longer believe that person exists. There are no good women, and in a way it's really freeing knowing this.


 No.66815

>>66814

How do you know that if you don't go outside? Don't you want to pass on your high IQ genes?


 No.66816

File: a5420486aeeb80b⋯.png (342.68 KB, 720x715, 144:143, a5420486aeeb80bd2b32049aba….png)

I'll stream RE7 in an hour.


 No.66817

>>66815

I go outside pretty much every day lad, and no, I don't want to pass on my genes, while I've got an above average intelligence, its a fluke since no one else in my family does, and I can't even use it properly due to all the brain fog I have.

I will admit, I get tfwnogf sometime, but it's only because societies conditioning is deeply ingrained from childhood. It soon passes.


 No.66818

>>66817

It's biological my guy.


 No.66819

>>66816

Where to lad?


 No.66820

>>66817

The brain fog must be pretty bad if you've started to believe that the 1.2 billion year old "desire to meet/mate with the opposite sex" that led to your existence is somehow "societal conditioning". The only conditioning you've had is MGTOW conditioning.


 No.66821

>>66820

It's romance I think is social conditioning, not the desire to breed.

I just happen to also not have a desire to breed because I want to remove my lineage from the gene pool.


 No.66822


 No.66823

>>66821

That sounds like a classic case of sour grapes to me lad.


 No.66824

*farts ethnically*


 No.66825

>>66822

get in here lads


 No.66826

File: f44fc2c4d1b69a0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 212.13 KB, 361x380, 19:20, tfwgf.png)

>>66822

>tfw getting freaky with your gf in the attic.


 No.66827

>>66821

Romance is evolutionarily preferable for obvious reasons.


 No.66828

File: d37f8739fc3d2d0⋯.jpg (307.4 KB, 912x1644, 76:137, blooming great service.jpg)

Well well well. Look what I saw today.


 No.66829

File: 3eb6b4e0880cd99⋯.mp4 (4.72 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, INGERLUND.mp4)

Our boys pulled through.


 No.66830

File: e02f472fb85b4f1⋯.jpg (266.61 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DSCF8716.JPG)

>>66828

Glad to see they're making an effort to engage the younger members of staff.


 No.66831

>>66829

wahey


 No.66832

File: b0d810199ce8b1e⋯.jpg (67.48 KB, 768x780, 64:65, laugh1.jpg)

>>66817

>societal conditioning is why I want a gf


 No.66833

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fantastic


 No.66834

I'm off to bed.


 No.66835

Who /noshit2018/ here?


 No.66836

File: 4e97ee022ded457⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 354.71 KB, 1693x2950, 1693:2950, c90c6e8f8932bbb0b276984639….jpg)

File: 15c1a1f00edc227⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 503.54 KB, 601x400, 601:400, 59bf972d7e32b.PNG)

File: 6627e9589d35d55⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 106.9 KB, 800x850, 16:17, 1451444538402.jpg)

Some ugly fucking gook can get a roast like this but I'm a KHV loser that no female has EVER shown interest in.


 No.66837

>>66836

He probably actually pursued a relationship. Your mistake is waiting for a woman to "show interest" in you. You're lazy.


 No.66838


 No.66839

he҉llo lads


 No.66840

File: c406ef9bbfd1e79⋯.jpg (103.47 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 5346c3f171ba1896598cc584c2….jpg)

>>66837

>approaching women when you're not Chad


 No.66841

>>66836

>>66840

Most men are a long way from being Chad, and yet they still manage to get themselves one or more girlfriends in their life, even if they're fat, balding, short, autistic, etc. The primary difference between us (adult virgins that have never had a girlfriend) and them is that at one point or another, they pushed themselves forwards, while we retreated, or avoided interaction with women entirely.

As men, we're not like girls, who are constantly surrounded by men ogling at them and asking them out. We don't get to just sit there looking "pretty", we have to be proactive and make impressions through actions, or else we can expect nothing. That's just how it is. If you don't want to play that game, then don't, but stop acting like it's someone or something else's fault that you've yet to get a girlfriend.


 No.66842

Is this a high IQ board?


 No.66843

>>66830

First of all, NEETcuck, you will address me as sir, it's the least you can do given that I pay for you to exist. Secondly, do you even know how much 100 Star Points equates to? £100–yes, one hundred pounds. At least two months worth of state handouts for you, to spend at Asda whenever and however I see fit. You're probably regretting your clever little comment now aren't you.


 No.66844

File: 4f4446b247ea52f⋯.png (136.76 KB, 819x819, 1:1, 128740-00.png)

>>66842

I think we're above average overall, but below the MENSA cutoff. Except for that one autist a couple of years ago who was able to crack the more esoteric IQ-test patterns with ease.

>>66843

>At least two months worth of state handouts for you

If by "two months" you mean "5 and a half days". Plus I can spend your money wherever I like, instead of being limited to some supermarket-turned-primary-school.


 No.66845

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66846

>>66845

He's a good lad. Still not too keen on the Aarvoll amerilarp.


 No.66847

What've you lads been listening to lately?


 No.66848

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66849

>>66848

The absolute state of yanks


 No.66850

>>66849

>implying it's not worse here


 No.66851


 No.66852

>>66851

It's shit.


 No.66853

File: 9ec41936dcec842⋯.png (125.52 KB, 280x295, 56:59, ice poseidon.png)

is he the ultimate proof that you can be ugly as sin and still make it?


 No.66854

>>66853

He's the ultimate proof of kikes thriving in degeneracy and leeching off of the goyim.


 No.66855

File: 5c9b1b591a3873e⋯.jpg (6.84 KB, 280x280, 1:1, asda smoothie.jpg)

these are TOP


 No.66856

File: 51784bb3f210541⋯.jpg (45.02 KB, 522x439, 522:439, leicestershire road polici….jpg)


 No.66857

>>66856

Hopefully they shared their wives and daughters with the poor soul as well, no doubt he's starved for more than food.


 No.66858

do you lads still do self-improvement


 No.66859

>>66858

Depends on your definition of self-improvement. I don't do any exercise, my sleep pattern and wash routine are complete shit, and I very rarely leave the house, but at the same time I eat decent food, I maintain a healthy weight, I'm still better at interacting with people than I used to be, and I'm always learning new things related to my hobbies and interests.


 No.66860

>>66856

I sincerely wish that immigrant had stabbed one or both of them


 No.66861

Any of you lads played Baldur's Gate?


 No.66862

>>66861

I've played a little bit of the second one, didn't like it.


 No.66863

>>66861

I played the first one and didn't like it, though I can't say I got very far. The setting and premise are very bland, nothing you haven't seen before and the writing is light hearted, safe and often it felt like the writers were trying to be funny and failing. The combat, like most RPG's, is very dry and isn't worth playing the game for alone. You may as well pirate it and see whether you like it for yourself, it shouldn't take too long to make an opinion.


 No.66864

File: 27d8845ef46f3d5⋯.jpg (999 KB, 1543x4845, 1543:4845, 1529483303812.jpg)

File: 7f92e260348d8e5⋯.png (62.07 KB, 300x300, 1:1, streaming tears wojak.png)

>chad can literally molest kids and girls will still love him


 No.66865

>>66864

There is a difference between wanting to have sex with someone and loving them, not to defend the behaviour of course, it's pretty disgusting if it's true.


 No.66866

>>66864

Women are a meme.


 No.66867

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Boogie On His Divorce


 No.66868

File: bae99bf9d681955⋯.jpg (65.67 KB, 610x458, 305:229, ice.jpg)

>>66854

He's not hideous, 6'2, successful, lean and has actual orbiters

https://clips.twitch.tv/PuzzledHumbleAlbatrossANELE


 No.66869

>>66864

In defense of roasties, put a 10/10 tier woman with comparable offenses and she will have at-least as much attention from men.


 No.66870

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

she's LIVE

and she's ranting about guns and bullies


 No.66871

File: d45d849539eba07⋯.mp4 (1.93 MB, 640x360, 16:9, breakdown.mp4)


 No.66872

File: 350e9b04cfb8bbb⋯.jpg (35.61 KB, 628x314, 2:1, OHHH TOMMY TOMMY.jpg)

I can't decide whether he's an agent of the secret state or a useful idiot.


 No.66873

Playing piano feels more rewarding than playing bass ever did.


 No.66874

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How To DEMAND Respect From Your Boss (Try This ONE Technique)


 No.66875

File: 6a54efa2eedc43b⋯.png (480.85 KB, 700x700, 1:1, literally shaking.png)

one can only hope


 No.66876

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

pogo re-did some of his old videos. he's a bit reddit but i like him.


 No.66877

>>66875

>trump starts the spic genocide

>they flee to Europe

I can see this going very badly


 No.66878

>>66875

Interesting, were the Jews of Germany all migrants in the country illegally too?


 No.66879

I just went out on my bike for 45 minutes because it looked nice out, and I had a new chain and gears fitted recently so I wanted to test it properly. It was too windy to be super enjoyable but I did get a nice bit of exercise, and my bike feels as good as new.


 No.66880

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66881

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.66882

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>66881

That's spooky lad. I was just watching Harry Enfield videos when you posted that.


 No.66883

My gooch was a bit sweaty from wanking, so I thought I'd save time washing and slathered some antibacterial hand gel on there. Got some on my balls and it burns a bit lads


 No.66884

>>66883

You deserve it lad.


 No.66885

Happy solstice, lads.


 No.66887

File: 5ab13d5939415c5⋯.jpg (44.28 KB, 492x449, 492:449, 5ab13d5939415c5e12b0706de4….jpg)

>can't operate properly without an energy drink


 No.66888

you will have sex one day


 No.66889

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

and then you'll realise being a virgin was never the problem in the first place


 No.66890

>>66888

I'd like to have a loving wife and children, a fulfilling job, a house with a garden, a pet dog, and a 100% white neighbourhood.

Unfortunately I live in reality.


 No.66891

>>66889

Begone normalfag.


 No.66892

>>66888

That's very generous of her, but could you tell your mum I said thanks but no thanks.


 No.66893

File: c75902d38a93042⋯.webm (1.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1527570395070.webm)

BETA UPRISING NOW


 No.66894

You lads better be drinking enough water.


 No.66895

Anyone else have the shits on a near weekly basis? I wonder if I have IBS or something.


 No.66896

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I AM BACK!!! Downing a bigger bottle of vodka!


 No.66897

>>66895

No lad, go get your poo tested.


 No.66898

>>66895

I was like that for years when I ate and lived like shit, I was constantly going back and forth between constipation and diarrhoea. I went up to the doctors multiple times during that time to get tested for various issues (such as IBS), but the results always came back negative. However, since changing my diet (and various other lifestyle factors) a couple of years ago, it practically never happens any more.


 No.66899

File: 56b5be8ef389ed6⋯.jpg (81.68 KB, 639x463, 639:463, 1529692086615.jpg)

imagine them pooing on your face


 No.66900


 No.66901

File: 869f860c76d2ed3⋯.png (42.58 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1454456309860.png)

>homeless bloke asks for some change

>"no, sorry mate"

>"ok mate, thanks anyway, have a good night"

>"you too"


 No.66902

My has gotten so strong that the 25kg plates at the gym are no longer enough.


 No.66903

>>66897

>>66898

I actually did go to the doctors about it once. He said it was food poisoning and would go away in a week.

It did, so I figured he was right. But here I am still getting the shits regularly.


 No.66904

Feeling a bit lonely tonight. How's your Friday night treating you?


 No.66905

>>66903

You may have given yourself food poisoning again, if you had it once and then didn't change anything about your diet or how you prepared food (or had food prepared for you) then it wouldn't be surprising.


 No.66906

>>66903

>>66905

If that's what it is you should try eating lots of raw garlic cloves since it has strong anti-viral and anti-bacterial properties, it might speed up the recovery process. Just chop them up and swallow them like lots of little pills.


 No.66907

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66908

>>66904

I'm up early for Shekelstein in the morning so I'll be spending the rest of it sleeping. Good night.


 No.66909

File: 7d816b3b5775021⋯.jpg (96.07 KB, 807x1050, 269:350, this is what women actuall….jpg)


 No.66910

>drink a literal sip of alcohol

>feel nauseous immediately after

Think I blew my liver out tbh.


 No.66911

>>66909

>you will never be a handsome lad


 No.66912

The Bethesda E3 presentation was amazing just to see the absolute freaks in the audience and the 'punch nahtzees' exploitation.


 No.66913


 No.66914

I've never had sex with anyone because I swore myself to perpetual virginity. But the penis is designed to slot inside a vagina, not to be gripped by your hand. Masturbation deforms the penis, most human penises are actually misshapen because of this. It is actually possible to tell the difference between a penis that has been automatically stimulated from one that hasn't.


 No.66915

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fucking kek


 No.66916

>>66914

Are you one of those tards that believes anything you read on the internet?

You sound dumb enough to be one.


 No.66917

>>66916

t. wanker with deformed penis


 No.66918

I sometimes miss being a based NEET lad. I like having my own place too much to go back though.


 No.66919

File: 19b9eee6d01e10d⋯.png (379.5 KB, 541x720, 541:720, ClipboardImage.png)

Indisputable.


 No.66920

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Reminder that you have no excuse for being a virgin. Even a NEET can scrounge up 4 quid.


 No.66921

>>66920

You couldn't pay me 4 million quid to have sex with anyone on that street.


 No.66922

What's the average day in the life of our NEETposters like? Is it true that you spend your time doing things like reading philosophy, creating beautiful artwork, and having sex with wagies' girlfriends? Greentext it, lads.


 No.66923

>>66922

>wake up at X o'clock

>get up when I get bored of lying in bed or really need the toilet

>turn computer on

>do a mixture of watching videos, looking things up, making music, and/or playing vidya throughout the day

>go to bed when I feel too tired to stay awake

>repeat


 No.66924

>>66922

>wake up after 11 hours of deep sleep, in which I have potent dreams that evoke much more emotion than anything I experience while awake

>turn computer on

>eat lunch while watching x-files or anime, then play vidya after; every couple of days I will read at midday, at the moment it's philosophy

>have dinner, then get back to staring at my computer and perhaps watch a film

>go to bed when I feel too tired to stay awake

>repeat


 No.66925

File: 9b97e82f7ca54fd⋯.jpg (71.75 KB, 1300x843, 1300:843, pomeranian-1.jpg)


 No.66926

File: 21e576680657a4f⋯.jpg (11.21 KB, 201x255, 67:85, chad hitler.jpg)

just want him back


 No.66927

>>66926

In my bedroom, I have a reel of black insulation tape sitting on my desk. Recently, whenever my 4 year old niece comes into my room, she'll take a bit of it, stick it between her mouth and nose, and say "who do I look like?", which always cracks me up. I told her who I thought she looked like, and showed her a few old black and white clips of him, and to my surprise she actually really enjoyed them. She's always asking me if we can watch more Charlie Chaplin videos now.


 No.66928

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone listen to Albion Radio?


 No.66929

File: 0f7548865e232fc⋯.jpg (212.98 KB, 645x899, 645:899, the eternal thot.jpg)

The poor lad's in for a hefty dose of JUSTice.


 No.66930

>>66929

At least he doesn't have to sleep next to that monstrosity any more.


 No.66931

File: 0c579ddfca3ae3d⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1024x1024, 1:1, der boomer.png)

What's the solution?


 No.66932

File: dc97db4a8801b9e⋯.jpg (12.71 KB, 200x254, 100:127, 1527694762226.jpg)

>>66931

>all those stars of david


 No.66933

>>66931

>Interference in democracy

Yes. The unelected officials in Brussels having a say in how our country is run is one of the main reasons why I voted for brexit.

>Trump - Putin's puppet

Are these cretins aware that Trump is the President of the USA, not the Prime Minister of the UK?


 No.66934

>>66928

I listened to the first three, but it just seems gay.

>>66931

Murder everyone over the age of 30.


 No.66935

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66936

Having an obnoxiously loud car should be punishable by death.


 No.66937

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66938

File: 067b3b6196d77cd⋯.mp4 (5.79 MB, 720x720, 1:1, lads on tour.mp4)


 No.66939

File: dbefbc4a381706e⋯.jpg (640.73 KB, 1592x1445, 1592:1445, dbefbc4a381706e3cf03391e43….jpg)

>he still doesn't have a gf


 No.66940

File: bdab7c024e0088f⋯.png (77.41 KB, 380x349, 380:349, 24 year old boomer.png)


 No.66941

I never used to like coffee, but now I look forward to having one every morning.


 No.66942

>>66941

I never used to look forward to you killing yourself, but now I do.


 No.66943

>>66942

That was a bit rude, lad. Is everything alright?


 No.66944

>>66940

This is me.


 No.66945

File: 542c5e41c39e977⋯.jpg (29.17 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 542c5e41c39e9772a408e8f449….jpg)

>haven't had sex in a week


 No.66946


 No.66947

File: 1ec7edc8a6c12c0⋯.png (299.33 KB, 717x1034, 717:1034, epic style.png)


 No.66948

File: 7fc3baf86fd1fc5⋯.jpg (95.38 KB, 1024x620, 256:155, 30 year old boomer.jpg)

>ywn be a 30 year old boomer

>just another millennial who never found his way in life


 No.66949

I've decided there might be more to life than retail–and I intend to find it.


 No.66950

I'm thinking of getting in touch with my old music teacher from college for some piano lessons. I'm making decent progress on my own but I think having a pro help me could be helpful.


 No.66951

>>66948

>that 23 year old faggot who thinks this forced meme is good


 No.66952

>>66951

Spotted the boomer.


 No.66953

File: 20d2a8561feb056⋯.jpg (20.71 KB, 400x400, 1:1, the chad numale.jpg)

Is there any truth to the notion that left-wing people are more creative than right-wing people?


 No.66954

File: 722dc86a2d82294⋯.jpg (698.82 KB, 1645x923, 1645:923, swanlets3.jpg)

File: cb9f813d6ba9242⋯.jpg (585.28 KB, 1651x925, 1651:925, swanlets2.jpg)

File: 93be00c32ca7e19⋯.jpg (540.25 KB, 1653x927, 551:309, swanlets1.jpg)

The lads.


 No.66955

>>66954

That's some rank water, lad.


 No.66956

>>66955

I know, I'm from the Norf. They seemed to like eating the moss at least.


 No.66957

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

It's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the real deal.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.66958

ban him


 No.66959

haven't seen that in a while


 No.66960

File: 01b34fd3ae99a17⋯.jpg (127.39 KB, 500x351, 500:351, bd539c26cf8e5c14b1109955ff….jpg)

>>66957

No matter how much I hate myself and how lost and alone I feel, I will never be as degenerate as this.


 No.66961

I would like to take this opportunity to thank our hard working mods for their tireless service.


 No.66962

>>66961

Careful not to cramp your jaw, lad.


 No.66963

File: 040d38f65643fc9⋯.webm (2.32 MB, 500x368, 125:92, centrism is very smart.webm)

File: 28a5f9ace5568ee⋯.webm (4.1 MB, 784x848, 49:53, owen-jones-guitarhero.webm)

>/brit/ is not a good boar-


 No.66964

What did he post?


 No.66965

I worry that there aren't enough posters here.


 No.66966

File: ad48ac654a2e168⋯.jpg (67.49 KB, 899x678, 899:678, 36307619_10160627769160046….jpg)

Fresh off normiebook.


 No.66967

>>66966

Surely a teacher wouldn't be using such spicy language?


 No.66968

>>66967

Indeed. An image such as that is easily faked and as a teachers employment relies on him being seen as a good example by parents, it is doubtful one would act in this childish manner.


 No.66969

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is good. Remind me why she's not /arelass/ again?


 No.66970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

There is No Comeback For TRUMP’s One Liner. Here’s how To Protect Yourself From It.


 No.66971

>>66953

Lefties are more inclined to attempt creative pursuits to begin with, so while I agree that most talented creators today are lefties, most shitty ones are as well, and there's many more shitty ones than there are talented ones.


 No.66972

>>66970

4:24 is the moment of truth

The big comeback is literally "no u"


 No.66973

>>66972

>>66972

nahh its alright you calm down bud


 No.66974

File: 52948120c09ff3c⋯.jpg (237.67 KB, 813x596, 813:596, deano's scran.jpg)

Fresh on the menu


 No.66975

My mum had a barbecue on Saturday and I just noticed there's a full bag of chicken drumsticks left in the freezer, going to have them for lunch.


 No.66976

we watching the match later then lads?

stream it wyte


 No.66977

File: 8d54720b9ae2533⋯.png (132.26 KB, 372x340, 93:85, 8d54720b9ae2533b359e336391….png)

>>66976

>the match

"No"


 No.66978

File: a272c5719b5a111⋯.jpg (111.34 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 1439880785361.jpg)

Had a dream that a girl hugged me.


 No.66979

>>66978

what was it like?


 No.66980

>>66979

It felt nice, but made me sad when I woke up. Very rare I have dreams like that, the vast majority of dreams I can remember involve me murdering people.


 No.66981

The Amulet of Kings


 No.66982

>>66976

No, I propose we all watch something else so we can forget the normieball


 No.66983

>>66981

Better hit up my nigga Jauffre in Weynon Priory


 No.66984

>>66978

I dreamt that I held a girls hand.

Those sorts of dreams seem the oddest to me.


 No.66985

>>66977

>>66982

Where's your patriotic spirit?


 No.66986

File: 9d474a004625a31⋯.gif (1.91 MB, 420x315, 4:3, sevenlivesformycountry.gif)

>>66985

England is a football team not a country.


 No.66987

>>66986

England is a country.


 No.66988

File: 1fcbf59130a8613⋯.png (427.25 KB, 727x835, 727:835, we are gamers.png)


 No.66989

File: f5c0772ced4590f⋯.jpg (61.95 KB, 500x644, 125:161, 1528254691497.jpg)

>>66988

gang weeders rise up


 No.66991


 No.66992

>they call themselves nationalists

>they don't support their nation in sporting events


 No.66993

>>66992

DID THE MAN KICK THE BALL?

DID IT GO IN THE NET?


 No.66994

>>66993

>>66992

Why do you have a problem with other people having interests out of your own?


 No.66995

>>66994

>come to thread

>claim you're not a nationalist if you don't like watching a bunch of nigger millionaires chase a ball around a field for an hour and a half

>"Dude why you got a problem lol"

Fucking kill yourself in minecraft.


 No.66996

>>66995

you can reduce anything down to a ">dude" statement but that doesn't answer my original question.


 No.66997

>>66996

Don't act like watching soccer is uncommon, there are many other places you can discuss it and we don't have to humour you.


 No.66998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How To Talk And Sound Like A MAN 💪


 No.66999

>>66992

I can't get into this team, too many black lads.


 No.67000

File: 812bd221a4cfef1⋯.jpg (672.83 KB, 3216x1808, 201:113, red card.jpg)


 No.67001

Floob


 No.67002

>>67001

Last warning bud


 No.67003

File: 702e2557105ab08⋯.jpg (4.28 KB, 173x44, 173:44, 1.jpg)

File: 324d5c859ae6cdb⋯.jpg (3.52 KB, 74x76, 37:38, 2.jpg)

>kumcheese


 No.67004

>>67003

it says kim


 No.67005

File: 340314d0f37431a⋯.jpg (36.3 KB, 291x249, 97:83, 340314d0f37431ae03a6b348fa….jpg)

are you alright


 No.67006

>>67005

I've been up since 10pm last night, so I'm off to bed. Goodnight lads.


 No.67007

>>67006

good night


 No.67008

Bit warm tbh lads.


 No.67009

>>67008

Far too warm, It's been 29 degrees in my room some days.


 No.67010

>>67009

Been hovering between 30 - 33 in my room for the last week or so, right now it's a nice cool 28.8.


 No.67011

>>67009

Same here. I have the fan on, but the second I move away from it it's like walking into a sauna.


 No.67012

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Please rise for the /britfeel/ national anthem.


 No.67013

>>67012

Normie tune that.


 No.67014

The heat is really helping with no fap.


 No.67015

>>67012

Too "pop" for me lad, and I think it's a weak song in general. The mix is quite nice though, and I like the old school "hand-drawn scribble animation" effects in the video.


 No.67016

*walks into the thread*


 No.67017

ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ


 No.67018

WHIBBLESCROMPS


 No.67019

*vanishes*


 No.67020

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fantastic. Simply fantastic.


 No.67021

those memes you like are going to come back in style


 No.67022

File: 6de29a449d74b8b⋯.jpg (23.43 KB, 382x354, 191:177, laughing whores.JPG)


 No.67023

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.67024

WHAT have you lads been reading


 No.67025

>>67024

Discworld


 No.67026

>>67024

The wind up bird, very interesting book


 No.67027

Two of my reviews about my highschool teacher on ratemyteacher have now been removed.


 No.67028

>>67024

Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis. I enjoyed American Psycho so wanted to check out some of his other work.


 No.67030


 No.67033

my name is jake i am 39 years young and i am a tv sales man i live in a cupboard that can be moved from place to place there is a hole in the front of it so i can see the children playing in the park i like the park because it has red trees and a big balloon man lives there he is called morgan and he gives me kisses for my birthday i would like a superman cape and a dragon blaster skeletor figure morgan says i can play games with him in his caravan on sunday im going to be a big scary doggy with lipstick on and then later im going to find


 No.67034


 No.67036

File: 8af764d7f56aff9⋯.jpg (383.61 KB, 990x685, 198:137, me on the left.jpg)

I'm a complete mess of a NEET. I need to sort myself out but I can't.


 No.67037

>>67036

is that diogenes


 No.67038

File: 61f4f619e5c06f5⋯.jpg (238.17 KB, 800x1233, 800:1233, 800px-Waterhouse-Diogenes.jpg)

>>67037

The patron saint of NEETs, yes.


 No.67039

>>67036

Just work on replacing your bad habits with good ones. It's a slow process, at least for me, but my life is definitely improving.


 No.67040

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How To Use Nunchucks Part 1


 No.67042

File: b3c32046a0cfe72⋯.mp4 (10.34 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, b3c32046a0cfe72b5a1fbb3be6….mp4)

>tfw not participating in street fights

Surreal seeing Antifa fighting against literal niggers with MAGA hats on.


 No.67043

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>67042

That stupid antifa cunt got fucked up. You can see him at 1:40 in this vid, bleeding from the back of the head from where he hit the ground.


 No.67044

>>67012

HARD TIMES


 No.67045

>it's a "mum starts forced laughing loudly in the living room to draw my attention toward whatever shitty unfunny program or film she's currently watching, but I ignore her until she finally shouts me through and makes me waste 2 minutes of my life watching the shitty skit that doesn't even get a grin out of me" episode

getting tired of these reruns tbh lads


 No.67046

>>67045

Invite her to your room to see some of our excellent posts. I always make my gf look at my fortnite wins.


 No.67047

>>67046

Invite yourself off this board.


 No.67048

>>67046

Get out you fucking scum.


 No.67050

>>67043

Police are scum but they look pretty cool in riot gear.


 No.67051

File: 1c1dd19bf55c579⋯.jpg (40.22 KB, 288x492, 24:41, 1445551938031.jpg)

>ywn be Serbian


 No.67052

File: f2794f82c0960fd⋯.jpg (77.84 KB, 518x496, 259:248, crazy.jpg)

>Two more weeks of this heat.


 No.67053

Requesting the pic of that guy in the ill-fitting suit with awful spiky hair buying about 20 graphics cards


 No.67054

File: 55a131a381b07b4⋯.jpg (834.22 KB, 3024x4032, 3:4, thisguy.jpg)


 No.67055

>>67054

Thanks anon, much appreciated


 No.67056

File: d6ab7a3a90eb158⋯.jpg (92.75 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1431429723359.jpg)

>cold watermelon in this heat


 No.67057

>>67056

Nice, I've got some in the fridge, gonna have it tomorrow.


 No.67058

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.67059

>>67058

7:36 is probably one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.


 No.67060

File: b27d58eac9e44b6⋯.webm (2.45 MB, 758x720, 379:360, thicc basketball lass.webm)

>this is a 10/10 in america


 No.67061

*coffee finishes brewing*


 No.67062

>>67061

*humbly requests a cup*


 No.67063

File: 05116b6b7675c2b⋯.jpg (162.11 KB, 800x533, 800:533, deano chows down.jpg)

>that first bite of the day


 No.67064

>>67063

>Deano

>The sweetest guy in the world. He is always there for you, night or day. Has the biggest heart. Has great hair and amazing eyes. He is the kind of guy who doesn't give himself too much credit for being cool, but he is super cool dude! He is good looking, cute. He is the kinda guy you wanna squeeze and never let go cause he's just that awesome. He is very caring and thoughtful. They make you want to be a better person. Very intelligent and honest. Seriously, everyone wants a Deano!

Is this accurate?


 No.67065

Proper hate racists to be honest


 No.67066

>>67030

I don't know, they were completely honest reviews.

I just listed all the ways my maths teacher bullied me and made the last year of highschool horrible for me.

Perhaps someone thought it was slander?

I still hate her and I want to vandalize her property.


 No.67067

File: db1d113bd0cb1cf⋯.jpg (227.01 KB, 800x793, 800:793, japan (20).jpg)


 No.67068

>>67066

>Perhaps someone thought it was slander?

Probably this tbh, wouldn't be surprised if it was the teacher herself who reported the reviews.


 No.67069

>>67065

Niggers and pakis.


 No.67070

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL


 No.67071

>>67070

Fuck off ball cunt.


 No.67072

File: bfe64c9a5893828⋯.png (492.91 KB, 634x443, 634:443, its coming home.png)

IT'S COMING HOME


 No.67073

>>67066

How did she bully you lad?


 No.67074

>>67069

Are better than whites


 No.67075

File: 10435ce8cae05cb⋯.jpg (197.89 KB, 1842x1227, 614:409, GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….jpg)

So proud of how our lads performed last night. It's moments like this that make you proud to be English.


 No.67076

>>67074

Then why are you in a white country, Mohammed.


 No.67077

Let Tommy out!!!!! He was protesting the rape gangs that London brought in and are protecting!!!! The major of london doen't not care about brits!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.67078

Could the shitposter just fuck off please.


 No.67079

>>67078

Agreed, while I feel that Tommy was unjustly imprisonned, the amount of exclamation marks in >>67077 is just ridiculous and does not fit the boards style at all.


 No.67080

>>67077

>>67079

Referendum on the acceptable use of exclamation marks WHEN?


 No.67081

>>67080

Exclamation marks are never acceptable, use an image if you want to attach an emotion to what you're saying.

That said, the real issue isn't your choice of punctuation, but your chronic shitposting problem. I'd rather this place just die than have you making numerous attempts at resurrecting it per day, by shitposting and baiting for negative reactions in the most low effort fashion possible.


 No.67082

>>67081

Alright. I'm leaving.


 No.67083

>>67082

* farts towards you as you leave *


 No.67084

File: a5a6ec7dde50ba1⋯.jpg (449.64 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, lord mayor of sheffield.jpg)


 No.67085

>>67084

I need to leave Sheffield


 No.67086

>>67076

Whites owned caves, everything else they stole.


 No.67087

>>67086

>they

Out.


 No.67088

>>67086

One more remark like that and you're out of here.


 No.67089

>>67073

I couldn't speak very well in highschool and she knew this, she would always intentionally pick me to speak in front of the class and watch in amusement as I struggled. On one occasion she made me read out a page from a textbook (which is completely unnecessary, it wasn't an English class, she was a Maths teacher), half way through I sperged out and couldn't read anymore and she just smugly told me that nobody gets to leave until I finish reading.

At one point she threatened to punish me by making me read in front of the class, she was obviously enjoying it and using it as some kind of punishment.

One evening she called my parents to discuss my progress which was completely unnecessary, she never called anyone else's parents to discuss progress and I was comfortably achieving all my target grades and I never misbehaved. The call went to the answer machine and she said -

>Hi, just a quick call, if you could call me back I'd like to talk about Anon's progress

After she said that she put her phone away and obviously forgot to hang up properly as you could hear her say shortly after

>…or the fucking lack of it

Followed by about 10 minutes of her laughing to another teacher and completely ripping the piss out of me.

My Mum heard the message and I've never seen her so annoyed in her life. The next morning she pulled me out of my lesson all smiley and being friendly, telling me that she only wants the best for me and made a joke about how I'm a hard student to teach (I really wasn't, I just sat in silence and did my own thing) and said that her sometimes unfair teaching methods were just a way that she thought would help me and ended it by saying

>you know if you're struggling with anything, you can ALWAYS come to me for help? :))))))) :)))))

The next evening my parents had been in contact with the school and I had to sit awkwardly in a room with me, the head teacher, the two other teachers who were laughing at me on the phone and my parents whilst my mother played the audio from the voice message. My math's teacher started ugly crying which was probably one of the most satisfying moments I can remember. At one point in our little meeting she completely ignored the discussion about the rude phone call she left me and started talking about ways I could "improve", fortunately she was stopped mid sentence. I didn't fucking need help improving, I was doing fine at maths.

I hate her so much.


 No.67090

>>67089

What an absolute cunt, hopefully she gets culturally enriched.


 No.67091

>>67089

I fucking hate female teachers, they're absolutely shit. Most of the male teachers in my school were chilled out, able to engage the class / keep things from getting rowdy, and knew what they were talking about to some extent, whereas the women just screeched like harpies, actively caused students to disdain the subjects, and had no understanding whatsoever of the bullshit they were spewing, at least beyond what was written on the lesson plans.


 No.67092

>>67089

>you know if you're struggling with anything, you can ALWAYS come to me for help? :))))))) :)))))

I heard that particular gem a few times in my school years.

Had this horrible fat little French cunt who taught French (surprise surprise) and her classroom was this cramped little box with all the windows shut tight and the heating on full blast so it was like a steam room, plus this vile perfume she wore that you practically choked on while trying to breathe. She was a horrible person and used to treat all the boys like shit and always made us do the hardest speaking exercises in front of the class, while giving all the girls a complete pass on everything remotely difficult.

On parents night at the end of second year I sperged out in the room with her and my parents and told her I performed poorly in her class because I hated her.


 No.67093

>>67089

My entire life I've been nagged by these square-proportioned middle aged roasties in inevitably bureaucratic occupations. I fucking hate them all. They are miserable beings and express their discontent by making things difficult for young males. It's how it was for my entire time in education and if I ever get a job I'll probably have to put up with them there. I also had a teacher that would pick on me to read, and I also had one that would open all the windows during the winter to 'keep us alert' or something - she'd be wearing a jacket. In primary school they'd be sure to stop any expression of boyishness which they interpret as 'mischief' or what would today be called toxic masculinity. These post-wall cunts would happily mentally castrate all boys. Women shouldn't become teachers, at least not in a boy's school (I went to one). You'd think they may have some kind of maternal instinct but when it comes to post-wall women, it's just resentment. That being said, they loved Chad. Even one of my proudly lesbian teachers would get flustered over 15y/o Chad.


 No.67094

>>67081

It doesn't seem to be as big of a deal as you're making it


 No.67095

File: 88f37afa25e2732⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.03 KB, 612x551, 612:551, snowflake.jpg)

>>67088

>He bans people with different views to himself


 No.67096

>>67086

>>67094

>>67095

>he thought he was welcome here

This isn't one of your multi-culti melting pot shithole boards that's overrun with shitskins, shitposters, and obnoxious lefty retards, and it never will be. Go back to halfchan, where your sort fits right in.


 No.67097

>>67096

>Muh secret club edgy etc etc

Just don't like racists because never had any white friends growing up but there was this one kid whose family was from Pakistan who was really nice to me. Only kid in the whole school who seemed to be a genuinely good guy actually.


 No.67098

File: f48f1e6a7de34f6⋯.jpg (46.9 KB, 620x387, 620:387, 1427141086868.jpg)

>>67097

Lad, I don't know if you've noticed, but you're currently posting on what is essentially the "comfy hideaway for jaded white nationalists and autistic social outcasts, with a shared disdain for pakis, niggers, muslims, jews, gays, female teachers, etc" board. It's not a secret club, if it was we'd hide it from the public board listing, but we do have a set of common values, and you clearly don't share them. Go somewhere else if you want to moan about racists.


 No.67099

>>67097

WOGS OUT


 No.67100

>>67098

Been here too long at this point, and I have my own boards as well which is another reason I favour 8ch. And it wasn't really meant to be taken as seriously as you've taken it, you can have whatever views you want, and I can cringe when someone gets mad on imageboards and starts spewing racism. I'm not the same person you were upset with earlier in the thread by the way, just in case that's what you're thinking.

>but we do have a set of common values

It's really only you and the board owner that are serious about it, no one else here has made it too apparent they are. No where does it say on the sticky that this place is for racist, homophobics who are also robots and scared of socialising/going outside. It's just laid back and doesn't allow avatarfags and name fags like the halfchan.

>we'd hide it from public board listing

At that point wouldn't it be better to just make your own group chat then? Considering most of you know each other at this point even if not by name and you really don't want new people here? Although I don't know how many new people you really think are coming here. There's still a few of us who are fine with it just be a completely anonymous version of britfeel and not going to sperg out everytime we think someone is new.


 No.67102

>>67099

Gimmie ya pud pud


 No.67103

>>67100

You couldn't make it more apparent that you've only been here 5 minutes lad, please stop pretending otherwise.


 No.67104

File: d6dc665cb9fa291⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 189.3 KB, 582x681, 194:227, Deano.jpg)

>>67103

Who saw that one coming?


 No.67105

Saw a bunch of lads on the way to prom last week, looked like they were having the time of their lives, made me wish I'd gone to mine. Then I remembered I had no reason to go and would've hated it but still. Wish I could go back and change who I was in high school.


 No.67106

>>67104

>Who saw that one coming?

Probably those of us who have been here for all (or most) of the 3 and a half years that this board has existed, and would find ideas such as:

>shitskins being welcome here

>only BO and one other person holding these values

>this not being precisely the place for "racist, homophobics who are also robots and scared of socialising/going outside"

>there not already being some group chat abomination for those that wanted it

>this board being the same as halfchan's /britfeel/, only minus the avatarfags and namefags

…utterly ridiculous.

In every regard, the reality is almost exactly how you attempted to say it isn't. It's not even about being new, it's that you haven't bothered to lurk before posting, ask us what the general opinion here is on things, skim through a few of our old threads, or even just take a glance at some of our previous OP images, and then you have the gall to try and act like you know anything about this board at all. You're not suddenly welcome here just because you saved a couple of deanos and find le epic "floopity" and *coffee* posts funny.


 No.67107

File: 6c3fff86df38a8d⋯.jpg (58.66 KB, 560x575, 112:115, 1528216363644.jpg)

>>67104

Fuck off faggot, this place isn't for your kind.


 No.67108

>>67106

>Probably those of us who have been here

Hence why I saw it coming, you do it almost every thread, but then pretend it's not you going on about how there's multiple people who share the same views, but none of them are as emotional as you.

>and find le epic "floopity" and *coffee* posts funny.

Again this wasn't me, also I'm not a "shitskin". And I know there's already a group chat and a discord, I remember them being mentioned constantly back in the doxxing. And I know why you wouldn't want to be in them, but I asked why are you not in A group chat?

>…utterly ridiculous.

state


 No.67109

>>67108

>you do it almost every thread

I do "what" exactly in almost every thread? I've barely posted anything at all in the last month or so.

>but then pretend it's not you going on about how there's multiple people who share the same views, but none of them are as emotional as you.

This is coming from the lone paki lover, who professes to "cringing at racism", and created a fictionalised version of /britfeel/ in his head, where pakis are somehow welcome here because it didn't explicitely state that they weren't in the sticky, even though we've been a PAKIS OUT board since day one. You've had multiple people call you out besides me, so I don't know how you convinced yourself it's just me, I'm just the only one with enough autism and free time to waste on responding to you.

>Again this wasn't me

I didn't say it was you posting them, I said that you must find them funny. If you're not here for the camaraderie in terms of being a white nationalist or being a friendless/virgin autist, all that's left is the shitposts, so I can only assume you come here for them.

>and a discord

He knows lads, shut it down.


 No.67110

>>67109

>being a friendless/virgin autist

It's pretty obviously this one lad. I'm lonely and struggle to leave the house.

Also I know they're not welcome, but I also know not every poster is actually serious. I've posted racist shit before, doesn't mean I actually believe it or I'm being serious, just shitposting. I remember playing agario with some of the guys from here and we all had names like Hitler was right, didn't really take it seriously.

So serious question then, when did you decide to make this a racist and homophobic britfeel? I found out about this place because Azu and poleaboo posted here and they sure as hell weren't straight.


 No.67111

I'm the chronic shitposter, you may know me from posts like "floopity whibblescromps", or *coffee finishes brewing*. I was going to stay out of this discussion, but you appear to be so tragically deluded that I actually pity you, and feel a moral obligation to set you straight. I can confirm unequivocally that /britfeel/ is in fact, and always has been, a racist board. There was never any need to state it explicitly because it's so elementary to our culture that it's taken as a given. Now fuck off you paki-enabling cunt.


 No.67112

File: 0194334b85a3601⋯.png (157.73 KB, 500x359, 500:359, 1400729720403.png)

>>67108

>another one of these fags thinking we're the other britfeel


 No.67113

>>67112

You split from there.


 No.67114

>>67110

>I found out about this place because Azu and poleaboo posted here

Ah, now it's starting to make sense. This board split off from the halfchan /r9k/ threads back in the beginning of 2015, and has been completely detached and unrelated since then, with entirely seperate communities. I don't know who Azu is, but I assume he's some kind of attentionwhore from the halfchan threads.

We know who poleaboo is, because he started trying to post here for a while in 2015 after getting banned from halfchan, and he subsequently got banned here for being a paki degenerate attentionwhore that nobody wanted around. In fact, we held a poll about it after he got banned ( https://8ch.net/britfeel/res/11805.html#12274 ), and here are the results: https://www.strawpoll.me/4449869/r . Through good ol' democracy *tips* we decided that pakis are in fact, not welcome on /britfeel/.

>So serious question then, when did you decide to make this a racist and homophobic britfeel?

Back in 2015 when this board was created to escape the cancer that was the halfchan /britfeel/.


 No.67115

File: cb73b11fbfa3acf⋯.jpg (16.45 KB, 547x72, 547:72, Capture1.JPG)

File: dcc7b39d3ef0734⋯.jpg (22.66 KB, 422x183, 422:183, Capture2.JPG)

>>67113

Oh, so you know you're in the wrong place; you just got tired of cuckposting on only one thread.


 No.67116

>>67115

So it was the halfchan crossposter cunt all along. I knew he was trouble.


 No.67117

>>67114

Azu was the other attention whore who came across same time as poleaboo, some uni kid who always added an avatar to his posts. Like I said, I'm not completely new, but it's been a while since I was here, I always liked how slow this one was compared to the halfchan.

>Back in 2015 when this board was created to escape the cancer that was the halfchan /britfeel/.

Always assumed that meant all the avatarfags that took over, not non-racists.

>>67115

Neither of those are me lad I haven't been on on the half chan for a while, if you think it was bad in 2015 you couldn't stand it now. And I'd never "sosij" post.


 No.67118

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Comfy.


 No.67119

File: bd78e8399aa4c0c⋯.jpg (665.03 KB, 1444x1258, 722:629, 1422573597868.jpg)

>>67117

I think you're still getting the boards or the years mixed up. In our first few months here, every other post was about us unironically voting UKIP, and how much we disliked pakis. We've been against attentionwhoring "personalities" since day one, and we never had a uni posting avatarfag. The closest thing we ever had to an avatarfag was SAG.

t. SAG


 No.67120

>>67119

He was an avatarfag on the halfchan, one of the worst ones as well, but to be fair here he just argued with poleaboo and then went back to the half chan to announce it to everyone. And ukip isn't really racist, almost everyone was spamming ukip and pakis out on the half at the same time.

If you look here back when this place was first made one of the first questions was about how racist the half chan had become.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/16688592/#16692978


 No.67121

File: e13edc0760a2bd9⋯.png (157.15 KB, 495x373, 495:373, 59ee15cc9df7b2ec437d74c5f6….png)

>tfw used to bully my female teachers and made some of them cry


 No.67122

File: 5c8cd1707222b9b⋯.png (388.83 KB, 547x627, 547:627, 4234324.png)

You're probably looking for /britishfeels/ lad, pleease kindly go fuck over there, this board is anti-paki.


 No.67123

>>67121

I wish I could've been the confident kid who would flirt with the hot teachers, they wouldn't even mind as well just laugh and then pretend to be mad.


 No.67124

>>67123

>the hot teachers

All the female teachers at my schools were either fat monsters, butch lesbians, old bats, or a combination of the three. One of them even had a 'tache.


 No.67125

>>67111

>I'm the chronic shitposter, you may know me from posts like "floopity whibblescromps", or *coffee finishes brewing*

What drives you to make those posts lad?


 No.67126

>mfw catching up on the thread

What paki wandered over from halfchan?


 No.67127

>>67111

I have also been known to post a whibblescromp or a *coffee* from time to time, and I agree with your sentiment exactly. Paki lovers OUT.


 No.67128

Any of you lads listen to the daily shoah?


 No.67129

>>67128

No, TRS is shit and Mike is a kike.


 No.67130

File: a54b36131874e47⋯.jpg (40.66 KB, 344x426, 172:213, ant just.jpg)

Are things getting better for you?


 No.67131

>>67130

Same as it ever was.


 No.67132

File: 9fb608373c667d7⋯.jpg (98.29 KB, 748x561, 4:3, when you see it.jpg)


 No.67133

>>67129

I disagree.


 No.67134

>>67133

Just stay away from e-celebs lad, for your own health.


 No.67135


 No.67136

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gordon Ramsay's perfect burger tutorial


 No.67137

>>67134

I don't follow e-celebs, I just find the Daily Shoah entertaining.


 No.67138

Alright lads


 No.67139

File: 5ee5919d48343df⋯.mp4 (5.56 MB, 636x360, 53:30, attempted child abduction ….mp4)


 No.67140

>>67139

I wonder if they were a bunch of BASED BROWN MEN


 No.67141

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Honey, pure honey.


 No.67142

>>67141

Drink bleach


 No.67144

>>67139

They did a piss poor job of it


 No.67145


 No.67146

>>67141

Tokyo Times Ten is pretty good, but the rest of the album is absolute trash.


 No.67147

File: 19d10bf3e9f2856⋯.mp4 (15.5 MB, 770x430, 77:43, its the jews.mp4)

File: f9a76df1e126193⋯.jpg (140.17 KB, 392x445, 392:445, f9a76df1e126193af649824bc4….jpg)


 No.67148

>>67147

I would've probably found this funny when I was 15


 No.67149

New Zealand is pretty nice lads. Its winter here, which is a welcome change from the UK summer heat


 No.67150

>>67149

What kind of temperatures do you get in """winter""" there, lad?

It's 30+ at my work and I'm fucking dying.


 No.67151

>>67150

Today was around a chill 10°C, its rare that it would drop to zero


 No.67152

>>67151

>a chill 10°C

The temperature of heaven.


 No.67153

>>67141

This is pretty good. Would music lad mind giving us a quick rundown on what it is that makes it so enjoyable?


 No.67154

>>67153

It's called being the aural equivelant of a shit eater.


 No.67155

File: 4a5d62ef46edc3d⋯.png (126.8 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 4a5d62ef46edc3dd93fbc54119….png)


 No.67156


 No.67157

looks like we've got france in the final then if we can bring home the goods tomorrow need a few belters off adebowale parker-smith though id let him have a go on the missus if you catch my drift


 No.67158

>>67157

Hmm, we might stand a chance if Danny Ngadamosi can up his defence game and stop those long shots from Asim Hussain, or the French Cannon as he's often known, haha


 No.67159

How do you lads cope with seeing all the lasses with nice feet and legs out with their boyfriends in the summer?


 No.67160

>>67159

I've not really left the house since summer began.


 No.67161

Is it home yet lads?


 No.67162

>>67161

No, I don't think they've boarded it yet.


 No.67163

File: 7f92e260348d8e5⋯.png (62.07 KB, 300x300, 1:1, visibly perturbed wojak.png)

This was their chance to show off the strengths of diversity


 No.67164

File: 895106ea987c345⋯.png (172.58 KB, 1946x708, 973:354, norf fc.png)

GO ON LGUMBWE MY SON

*actual son has face melted off my acid*

LOVERLY 1-2 WITH ACKMED

*daughter is gang raped by pakis*

BACK OF THE NET BY NGUBU

*spends another £400 on a plastic shirt with a wog's name on*

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL


 No.67165

Coverage of the Drumpf visit for anyone who's still interested in politics.

https://news.sky.com/watch-live


 No.67166

File: 0bcafd44541deea⋯.jpg (24.23 KB, 700x394, 350:197, stick dog.jpg)


 No.67167

File: 1fc9140d77c3284⋯.png (95.63 KB, 306x238, 9:7, top sign lad.png)

File: 7a8198760c45c56⋯.jpg (220.69 KB, 768x1000, 96:125, 7a8198760c45c56debe9357e2b….jpg)


 No.67168

File: f773e15784b373c⋯.png (396.95 KB, 1332x1949, 1332:1949, monk mode.png)

Goodbye.


 No.67169

Goodnight lads.


 No.67170

>>67168

Good luck lad.

>>67169

Goodnight mate, sleep well.


 No.67171

I have decided to introduce sweet potato into my diet.


 No.67172

File: c391ccdecefbe75⋯.jpg (552.56 KB, 3000x2000, 3:2, stephen fry.jpg)

who /wit and sophistication/ here?


 No.67173

File: d13dd2fd51f4dd6⋯.png (89.9 KB, 245x203, 35:29, dbnerdn.png)

>looking through paypal purchases

>see $35.00 went to "CwCVille"

>tfw its been 2 years and STILL NO MEDALLION


 No.67174

File: c4bfc117302ad8e⋯.jpg (125.76 KB, 1037x1037, 1:1, rthtr.jpg)

>wanted to look at thread on 24/01/2016

>404

Great


 No.67175

>>67174

Fixed it, looks like tons of other threads are 404'd though. It's a pain in the arse, especially considering I already went through and checked / fixed every single thread once before.


 No.67176

>>67175

Managed to get through it quite quick, it seemed like every thread past page 1 was dead, so I just did all of them.


 No.67177

>>67175

>>67176

On the subject, have the early threads been archived yet?


 No.67178

>>67177

Judging from http://archive.is/https://8ch.net/britfeel/res/* , only threads from the first three months or so, plus a handful of others.


 No.67179

File: a939780ea3a51f3⋯.png (66.6 KB, 689x795, 13:15, 1529159124969.png)

>spend 2 days arranging a time for a gumtree seller to try some shoes on I'm selling

>wait in all morning for him

>goes to wrong address

>wait even longer for him to come to right one

>tries the shoes on

>says they are too wide for his feet

>gets in his car and leaves


 No.67180

File: bce6907930f4de1⋯.jpg (136.71 KB, 450x549, 50:61, Jewwell.jpg)

Cromwell, apart from his apparent love of jews and Muslims, was an inherently anti-traditional force. Usurping the Grandeur and Mythology surrounding the British monarchy. Just like in the French revolution. Cromwell sought to build a society based upon meritocracy and money-finance, while attempting to destroy all sense of purpose and higher meaning in Britain. From a Evolian view-point, Cromwell was a man much like Napoleon who came at the end of the epoch of tradition and divine regality, an epoch of honour, loyalty, spirituality, and above a time when kings reached to the heavens. Applying the Ayrian Hindi caste system, Cromwell can be seen as a 'king of blood' of the Kshatriya, much like Napoleon.

In short, Cromwell was nothing more than a liberal moderniser who sought to decimate all the higher values of Race and Caste that were alive in Higher regal England. Although some may point to the fact that the previous English monarch may have appeared to be decadent, it is still evident that the Revolutionary Purtian aspect of Cromwell's revolution sought to replace the worldview of divine kingship and feudality with the mere ideas of meritocracy and Money-finance.


 No.67181

>>67180

Kek, fucking beta-boy bootlicker.


 No.67182

Do you lads like Ratatat? I liked them when I was a wee lad, and I still do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L1sxibr8IA&list=PL51CE1A0757B3B4A4


 No.67183

>>67182

Not really, the way that album is mixed makes it sound like royalty free stock music.


 No.67184

File: 1f109e4fbcf3756⋯.png (527.89 KB, 560x373, 560:373, justpoothings.png)


 No.67185

Day 5 of nofap, I'm enjoying finding women in dresses as erotic as if they were naked. It reminds me a little of being younger, before the huge amount of pornographic imagery destroyed the finer attractions.


 No.67186

>>67185

We all know you've been looking at men, lad.


 No.67187

4-1 to France with 25 minutes remaining.

I just threw £50 on croatia at 500:1 odds


 No.67188

>>67186

Do you think that's funny, you piece of shit? Are you implying there is anything amusing or shameful about someone being attracted to men? Unfriendly reminder that /britfeel/ is a LGBT safe space.


 No.67189

>>67188

This. /britfeel/ is no place for bigotry, we are an inclusive LGBTQP+ environment.


 No.67190

File: ef7f0ee52b545ae⋯.jpg (255.27 KB, 1200x767, 1200:767, MACRON GOOOOAAALL.jpg)

>tfw n'gumbi fontaine-garcon kicks the ball in the net


 No.67191

File: 46d2f93b1d0fbd0⋯.jpeg (178.65 KB, 1281x800, 1281:800, TELEMMGLPICT000168948016-….jpeg)

A big congratulations to these fine Frenchmen. They have done France proud. Truly the face of modern Europe.


 No.67192

>>67191

Only 4 ethnic Frenchmen?


 No.67193

>>67192

4 is generous


 No.67194

How's your intellectual development coming along lads?


 No.67195

File: 54ce6cb514da740⋯.jpg (23.02 KB, 693x107, 693:107, letterboxd.JPG)


 No.67196

just benched 100kg


 No.67197

>>67185

Good job lad, keep it up. Btw come back to /improve/ we miss you


 No.67198

>>67197

That post wasn't mine, why would I make a post about nofapping for 5 days like it's my first time when I previously did 5 months, regularly go weeks at a time, and have been recommending nofap to others for a couple of years? We have several netherlads here who post regularly.


 No.67199

File: 7216ebc6f208463⋯.jpg (127.46 KB, 600x902, 300:451, 1430216654882.jpg)

Lads I had a wet dream that I was watching porn. Does this count as a relapse?


 No.67200

>>67199

No, nocturnal emissions are supposed to happen, if anything it's a sign that you're doing well. The fact it was a dream about watching porn just tells me that you're doing the right thing by cutting it out.


 No.67201

File: f1320774d112df0⋯.png (70.24 KB, 380x349, 380:349, 1526878455440.png)

>his first console wasn't 7th gen


 No.67203

Tomorrow I'm starting at a local boxing club.


 No.67204

File: bc7361431355110⋯.jpg (34.59 KB, 544x550, 272:275, 477099503.jpg)

>>67201

If you're too young to remember big meaty joysticks, you're too young to be here.


 No.67205

>>67204

Fuck off back to the retirement home old man, my first games console was a nintendo wii


 No.67206

>>67205

Stay off the internet until you've finished your homework little lad.


 No.67207

>>67206

I was 7 when it came out , if you think I'd still be in school you have even worse dementia than I imagined.


 No.67208

>>67207

And I was 14 when the wii came out, so if you think that puts me in a retirement home, either your brain hasn't fully developed yet, or you're too tired to think straight because it's now your bedtime.


 No.67209

>>67208

closer than me gramps


 No.67210

>>67209

If we're comparing "who's closest", you're literally 1 year past compulsory education, while I'm at least 45 years away from retirement age. You literally left secondary school after this board was created, so it seems like my "do your homework" remark wasn't that far off, was it lad.


 No.67211

>>67210

are you saying youth is a bad thing?


 No.67212

>>67211

I want you to imagine a 12 year old coming up to you and some peers of your age group, and he calls you grandpa because your first game wasn't from 2013, like that's somehow something to brag about, and doesn't just make him look like a snotty kid that doesn't belong. That's how you look to this thread, the same way kids in year 7 look to you now.


 No.67213

YOUNGLINGS IRREVOCABLY BTFO


 No.67214

Do you think excessive internet usage over a long period of time could cause brain damage in the same way that porn does? It seems to me like it's just a non-sexual version of it; you always have an endless source of novelty, entertainment, and shock just a mouse click away. For the longest time I've been attempting NoFap with varying degrees of success and failure while making no conscious effort to tackle my 8+ hours of internet a day, and I've only just now realised the absurdity of it.


 No.67215

>>67214

Yes, it works in pretty much the same way. Any activity that is an easy and effortless "feel good" can make you want to opt for that activity over something more difficult or requiring more patience, even if the latter would be more rewarding in the long-term.


 No.67216


 No.67217

>>67216

Sweet potato would be nice, if only it didn't taste shit.


 No.67218

File: 7310240504ff0d8⋯.jpg (113.18 KB, 534x800, 267:400, call-of-duty-mw2-cover-i71….jpg)

>>67207

>he's such a kid he didn't even play this absolute phenomenon in it's prime

enjoy fortnite, kiddo


 No.67219

>>67218

He could well have been a CoD kiddie, he would have been 10 when MW2 came out. I was playing Medal of Honor: Allied Assault at that age.


 No.67220

>>67218

Why would I want to play that boring piece of shit anyway fortnites much better


 No.67221

Children OUT


 No.67222

>>67218

Also what's wrong with fortnite, it's literally the most popular game there is


 No.67223

>>67222

Popular doesn't equate to good. It's normalfag trash that's mainly played by children, just like your football.


 No.67224


 No.67225

Boxing was alright, the lads were a bit too working classs for my tastes though, and there was only a tiny bit of technique work which was a disappointment, the rest was cardio/endurance stuff. It kicked my arse, but I can do that at the gym. I want to learn how to FIGHT. I'm going to try another place next week.


 No.67226

>>67224

Shan't be clicking that


 No.67227

>>67226

It's just a page taking the piss out of denuvo and it's anti-consumer and malware-like behaviour.


 No.67228


 No.67229

>>67228

Thank's lad.


 No.67230

Do you lads have high sexual market value.


 No.67231

>>67230

I haven't been evaluated.


 No.67232

File: c84eec7f3b76a0c⋯.jpg (16.18 KB, 300x180, 5:3, orwell-hero-terror-011.jpg)

I'm reading George Orwell's Homage to Catalonia. It's pretty admirable that he volunteered to risk his life in a war due to his beliefs, even if he did fight for the wrong side. He was intensely patriotic as well. Where are those types of socialists nowadays?


 No.67233

>>67230

I have about the same value as those AOL discs that used to get put through your door in the early 00s


 No.67234

>>67233

There'll be someone out there who collects them I'm sure.


 No.67235


 No.67236


 No.67237

File: 66932ea903b3919⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1920x1079, 1920:1079, SNAP.png)


 No.67238

File: 3750556a9c7996e⋯.png (1.29 MB, 675x1500, 9:20, 3750556a9c7996e55243572caa….png)


 No.67239

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Squatting Heavy and Tricking in Seoul - Part 2


 No.67240


 No.67241

>>67240

Shite.


 No.67242

>>67240

Ah, a man of culture I see.


 No.67243

File: 8c1211cf4bacd3e⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1105x600, 221:120, the whitest.png)

>>67241

아니~~


 No.67244

>>67243

くそ歌です〜


 No.67245

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>67244

독도는 한국땅!!!!!!


 No.67246

>>67245

めずらし!! 喋れるゴキブリだ!!


 No.67247

File: 078161f12f2ea64⋯.png (175.52 KB, 500x486, 250:243, 6be5625d352bdfb01e79b5d905….png)

>>67246

!!~!!!~!~!~!~~~~!!!!!!!!


 No.67248

File: 26cc5c40923ff79⋯.jpg (22.75 KB, 450x450, 1:1, SIPS.jpg)

All memes aside, have you ever had one of these, and what did you think?


 No.67249

>>67248

I haven't, and I never want to. "Energy drinks" a shit.


 No.67250

>>67248

Even when I used to drink energy drinks I never liked Monster. Rockstar tasted the best.


 No.67251

>>67250

Thats a funny way to spell Relentless lad.


 No.67252

>>67251

Relentless was as bad as Monster


 No.67253

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The only sugary drink I'll give a pass to is Lucozade, mainly because of these Tomb Raider ads from the late 90s. Reminder to leave if you're too young to remember this.


 No.67254

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He's quite talented.


 No.67255

File: d3d7ba62188ffa6⋯.jpg (22.26 KB, 450x319, 450:319, extremely-nervous-man.jpg)

>want to order a curry later but don't want to fund ethnics

What happened to CURRY NIGHT lad?


 No.67256

>>67253

It's a shame the sugar tax ruined it and other drinks.


 No.67257

>>67256

I dunno, seeing sugar addicts whine about it makes me feel good. The only downside is people that get hypos are a bit more fucked.


 No.67258

>>67257

you really are the most miserable man alive


 No.67259

>>67258

What makes you say that? I just said that something made me feel good, and I don't exactly spend my time moping about feeling miserable and depressed like a lot of lads out there. Particularly those who had their cheap sugar rushes pulled from under them.


 No.67260

>>67259

taking joy in the misery of others is cuntish


 No.67261

>>67260

If you can't find joy in other people's misery, particarly when they're getting their just deserts, you must be the actual most miserable lad in the world. It's always a good day when Chad gets rejected, a fat person crushes a chair, or a sugar fiend can't get their fix.


 No.67262

>>67261

what about the average person who sparingly enjoyed a soft drink as a treat and now has that option removed from them?

I would rather let the fat fucks have there sugar rather than the jew sugar alternatives.


 No.67263

I feel awful.


 No.67264

why?


 No.67265

>>67262

That's not the average person though. Almost 2/3 adults in the UK are overweight, with almost 1/3 being clinically obese, and it's largely because of the massive amounts of sugar in these meme foods and drinks. Where I live, 72.5% of all adults have a BMI greater than 25, everywhere I look it's just fat fucks everywhere. It's high time that more drastic measures were taken to combat the sugar jew, because it's clear that most people can't stop themselves.


 No.67266

>>67264

I overdid it on Wednesday by lifting and doing my first boxing session–which was much more taxing than I expected it to be–on the same day. I feel utterly physically and mentally exhausted, everything aches, I have no appetite, I have a sore throat, and I don't feel like doing anything. I think I must have fallen ill in my weakened state.

>>67265

This is why Libertarianism and freedom-centred ideologies a shit.


 No.67267

>>67265

better nutritional education would be a start or let them kill themselves


 No.67268

>>67267

>let them kill themselves

I'm trying to save these bastards from waddling into an early grave, and you're trying to kill them. Wasn't it supposed to be me who was cuntish?

>better nutritional education

We had lessons on the food pyramid and how "veggies good, sweeties bad" when I was in school, and that was before the whole Jamie Oliver thing and the more recent "war on sugar". I imagine it's an even larger focus in schools now. The problem is, these products are shoved in your face in shops, marketing, and pop culture, they always have really bright colours / shiny packaging, and they have an overpowering sweetness that desensitises people to more natural foods, while simultaneously making them crave sweet things more than they previously did. They are engineered to exploit our impulses and get us "addicted", and many people are unable to resist the barrage on the senses, even if they wanted to.

As much as people should be equipped to fight off the temptation to buy and consume these products, if we want to make a serious effort to reduce national obesity levels, the fight must also be taken to the manufacturers.


 No.67269

Just spewed up.


 No.67270

File: 7040bb832e03887⋯.gif (847.15 KB, 220x169, 220:169, benito chad.gif)

>>67268

>the fight must also be taken to the manufacturers.


 No.67271

I'm going to try and sleep. Good night lads.


 No.67272

>>67271

Goodnight mate, sleep well.


 No.67273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I had left work early because I still feel horrendous. I managed to have a shake with some peanut butter and a banana when I got up but all morning I've felt like I could bring it back up at any moment. I desperately need calories but I have no appetite.

Also have you lads seen this?


 No.67274

File: 288b420b977301a⋯.jpg (14.23 KB, 401x201, 401:201, elon.jpg)

What's going on here?


 No.67275

File: 80331815a7724dc⋯.png (32.25 KB, 970x508, 485:254, Untitled.png)

>>67274

Le upboat site comments being made into fake tweets.


 No.67276

>>67275

Oh. So did he call him a pedo?


 No.67277


 No.67278

>>67277

>63y/o living in Thailand with pedo physiognomy

He's a pedo.


 No.67279

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THEY'RE LIVE


 No.67280

David Davis has resigned


 No.67281

>>67280

Two weeks ago lad.


 No.67282

Set up my new desk last night lads, took me fucking hours.

I told myself I'd finally get around to doing something productive once it was up, since I've been just using a laptop while sat in bed for a week but I'm too tired from setting it up to do anything.

Tomorrow.


 No.67283

Not impressed with my curry. I shaln't be ordering from there again.


 No.67284

>>67283

Make sure to leave them a bad review online lad.


 No.67285

Next door neighbour is being a cunt and playing his shitty music loud enough that you can literally hear it rumbling from the other end of the street. Absolute dickhead.


 No.67286

>>67285

Still going, he's a nigger in all ways besides skin colour. It sounds like there's a fucking outdoors gig going on, and it's just this one bald fat prick with his sound system on full blast and all his doors and windows wide open. Git.


 No.67288

>>67286

Tell him to stop.


 No.67289

>>67288

He's stopped now, my mum posted a letter through his door telling him to wear headphones.


 No.67290

>>67285

I know someone who lives next to a halfway house.

He has to put up with stuff like this being played loudly all day and all night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4aKj7GCGf4


 No.67291

File: 2156c9788d417f4⋯.jpg (70.28 KB, 480x602, 240:301, rthr (2).jpg)

>>67262

Aspartame is perfectly safe, you have been lied to.

>>67265

>>67266

>caring about how fat people negatively affect socciety when you're both bottlepissing, mummysboy NEETs who can't organize a sensible bedtime


 No.67292

>>67255

I used to work Saturday-Monday and I would buy a curry on Monday as a treat because it was the end of my work week. I ended up getting a Mon-Fri job so it seemed a bit silly to get a curry on Monday.

Now that you remind me, I haven't actually had a curry in ages. I kinda want one now. Vindaloo with mushroom rice and peshwari naan.


 No.67293

>>67175

Thanks, I was wondering what important thing happened on 16/01/2016.

It was the day that dude walked around his streets looking for someone to kill and about 1 week before we found out Lupus died. Not a nice week in our boards history.


 No.67294

>>67290

I'd actually enjoy that if it wasnt for "MC Mental" and his vocal s over it.


 No.67296

Going for a walk in the woods today lads.

>>67291

I've never pissed into a bottle, nor am I a mummysboy, and I've been going to bed and waking up on time just fine for a while now. The other lad seems to be doing alright as well if he's lifting and boxing.

>organize

I guess it's only fitting that the yankposter would want to defend his abominable weight and sugar addiction.


 No.67297

Why do working class people like tattoos so much?


 No.67298

>>67297

Because they're stupid.


 No.67299

wibbly whompity

floopity scrompity


 No.67300

>>67297

Because they're stupid, and it's been normalised over the last couple of decades by pop culture, which is basically their religion.

>inb4 how does it affect you hurr durr stop caring

Fuck off, tattoo cunts NOT welcome.


 No.67301

Do you lads think we will prevail when the race war comes? Do you think there'll even be a war, or will the tables be so turned against us by the time it happens that it'll jump straight to genocide?

An hour or so ago I woke up after having a very sobering dream about the state of this country (and the West in general), and where it might be headed, and now I can't sleep. White kids were minorities in classrooms, and taught to shut up and hate themselves, while People of Colour™ could get away with anything south of murder. History was rewritten in order to justify the disparity in treatment, and laws were introduced to combat any dissent. Any white adults that had escaped the state-sponsored self-hatred programming, who had the courage to speak up publicly about the injustices, were thrown in prison.

That's just the present, so I can only assume that in the near future we'll end up something like present day South Africa, or worse, and probably within our lifetimes. It is a dire situation, and I just wish there was something we could do to stop it before it's too late, but I'm not seeing a way out that doesn't end with us fleeing to god knows where, or getting lynched.


 No.67302

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand pedophilia.


 No.67303

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.67304

>>67297

I don't mind the all black tattoos but the ones with colour to me look terrible especially when they start to fade.


 No.67305

new thread needed lads


 No.67306

>>67305

Have you enjoyed this one?


 No.67307

>>67306

All in all its been an average thread, nothing particularly outstanding about it.


 No.67308

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Meditation & THC


 No.67309

>>67301

It wont happen. The only people who get riled up about race are usually working class brainlets or very old people.

I'm not trying to start an argument, I'm just being truthful. The vast majority of people just don't care. If you constantly post on boards like /pol/ and other places that are filled with socially isolated racists you'll probably develop a strange worldview where you think it's the norm and you think there's an extreme amount of racial tension but there's just not.

Just calm down. before you know it you'll be dead and there wont be the slightest bit of any race war in your lifetime.


 No.67310

File: 0f558d3049cdcad⋯.jpg (161.37 KB, 1195x847, 1195:847, 189c6ea56f1e97ecbb71ae5f41….jpg)

>asked my mum if I could learn to play guitar when I was 13

>she said no, I'm too old. If I wanted to learn an instrument I had to start in primary school

>tfw I would have had over 10 years experience playing an instrument if I kept it up

I probably would have gave up but this still irks me.


 No.67311

>>67310

>too old

>at 13

Your mother is either a retard or a cunt


 No.67312

>>67309

I'm fully aware that large swaths of the population have been whipped into accepting/tolerating Muhammad and Abdullah as "quintessentially british" over the last 60 years of social programming, and things have gone well past the point where it's practical to peacefully demonstrate against it. I thought I made that perfectly clear in my previous post. The question wasn't "should I care?", because after years of questioning and exploring these topics I came to the conclusion that I absolutely do care. The question was more me wondering whether you lot reckon we'll go out with a bang, or with a whimper, because I do not see a happy ending for white people in the UK with the way things have gone, and continues to go. This is obviously not a new question to me, but the dream I had last night put the topic into the forefront of my mind, and I felt compelled to get my thoughts off my chest.

Assuming you're middle class, which means you probably live in a comfy 90%+ white area (where the only non-whites you come into contact with are more or less assimilated), I'll say that until you've seen an area go from 90%~ white to 50-60%~ white within in less than 20 years, with the majority of them being fresh off the boat, you will never believe how bad things are getting. At the current rate, there WILL be a point where it's fight or flight for whites in this country, I swear to you solemnly, and I personally believe that it'll be within our lifetimes, judging by how much things have changed even in the last 15 years. Maybe you haven't got a generation of family below you, so you have nihilistic views and don't give a shit about the problems future generations will face due to our actions, "once I die it's not my problem, smell ya later" etc, but that's not my philosophy.


 No.67313

>>67311

I understand how my mothers mind works now.

She was incapable of being sincere and hated being wrong, she probably didn't want me to have a guitar because it would be noisy and I would have challenged that argument in an attempt to get my beloved guitar so it was a lot easier to just say "nope, 2 old, try another hobby pls".


 No.67314

>>67309

I sincerely hope you kill yourself.


 No.67315

>>67314

I'd prefer it if he died at the hands of a shitskin


 No.67316

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The surprising truth of open defecation in India | Sangita Vyas | TEDxWalledCity


 No.67317

I wish the government just get on with the NWO weather control already and make this heat fuck off.


 No.67318

File: e2c204db83dfb13⋯.jpg (32.61 KB, 306x330, 51:55, 1476956409470.jpg)


 No.67319

>>67318

>>67314

I'm just telling the truth. It's not worth getting riled up over something you can never change.

People are always told to accept their own personal imperfections that they can't change, why can't we just do that with society? It would save you a lot of stress.


 No.67320

File: 7a37c444fa3e56d⋯.jpg (41.62 KB, 553x579, 553:579, 7a37c444fa3e56d296e7676702….jpg)

>both Rick & Morty creators are pedophiles

Who could have expected this from le cartoons for adults crowd.


 No.67321

File: f7f11e8446a776b⋯.webm (1.29 MB, 680x500, 34:25, rochefort.webm)

>>67319

>ignorance is bliss, just be happy living in hell

>you can't do anything about it goy, it's over for you

wcbbtp?


 No.67322

>>67320

He only rubbed his crotch on a plastic doll in 2009.

I don't like the guy but it seems unfair to slander him like this just because you don't like his cartoon.


 No.67323

File: 95b825daa3e6c32⋯.png (430.64 KB, 830x624, 415:312, homer face.png)

>>67321

>everything is bad, lets be angry about things we can't change!

>it's not over yet! Lets get our hopes up for a change that will never come

wcbbtp


 No.67324

>>67320

I know dan harmon is a piece of shit but why is justin rolland a pedo?


 No.67325

>>67323

>dude we're all gonna be replaced by non-whites, no point caring about it lol!

i agree, fellow white person


 No.67326

Imitating sex with babies is unacceptable tbh


 No.67327

>>67323

Strawman harder you faggot loving, Reddit & Morty watching, anti-racist shit eating normalscum. Fuck yourself with your father's black dildo.


 No.67328

>>67324

He drew Baron Trump naked.


 No.67329

>>67322

Normally I'd agree, but the left has been doing this to /ourguy/s for long enough that I'm happy to see their own tactics being used against them.

Plus, in the midst of the push for paedo normalisation, it's definitely a good thing to reinforce the fact that paedophilia is a bad thing and shouldn't be joked about (much like the kike reaction when anyone jokes about the holy hoax)


 No.67330

>>67329

What does this have to do with politics?


 No.67331

>>67330

People who are politically on the left have been using these smear tactics against people who express politically right-of-centre opinions for years.


 No.67332

someone make a new thread

(I'm threadslave and am not doing it this time btw)


 No.67333

>>67332

Making new threads is the most beta thing you could ever do besides being a mod or BO.


 No.67334

>>67330

Harmon is a big guy for the Soy Left, and it's mostly been /pol/ circulating the video.


 No.67336

My first threadslave in a year and a half.

>>67335

>>67335

>>67335

>>67335




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