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Thread #107

Camp Feels Edition

Previous thread >>65136



Maximum Comfy


2 days of nofap, about to give in again.



Should've crossed out April, lad.



It's not the 1st yet and I want to go to bed now, so I didn't intend on waiting till midnight.

On that note, night lads



Now we're stuck with an OP image saying the wrong month for the next month, because you posted the new thread 38 minutes early




>first decent OP in months

>have a fit about the date

Peak 'tism



Just release an album for us lad.


>tfw made a better OP than this with the right date but was waiting for the old one to fill up

n-next time…


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>Camp Feels

You'd know.



If I'm going to make an album, even if it's just for you lot, it's going to be a proper fucking album, not just a bundle of random tracks thrown together with no sonic or thematic cohesion.


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It's terminal lads. What horrible news to wake up to.


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This should cheer you up.



Next time lad, there's plenty of threadslaving to go around


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Its been terminal for years lad. He's just moved up the schedule a bit.



I don't think I've jerked off in about 2 months (bar one time at work where I was too frustrated to think straight). I stopped because I had no clue how damaging excessive masturbation was for maintaining a normal erection when you need it.

At this point I think my penis has pretty much regained it's normal sensitivity and I don't even crave porn anymore.



>(bar one time at work where I was too frustrated to think straight).

you filthy fucking prole



I was alone in an office with nobody around and incredibly frustrated.



disgusting Irishman.



I am NOT Irish.



>call him disgusting, filthy, a prole, it rolls off his back.

>call him an Irishman, see how he recoils. "I've been found out!"


it took two hours of bargaining with myself but I finally left my room to wash my clothes lads.



How was it? I've never washed clothes before.



it was fine, I just dumped it all in, added some washing up powder to the little drawer and pressed start. I'm just really lethargic and am struggling to do anything at the moment


I can smell something a bit rank. I think it might be me



I don't whether it's because I'm autistic or not, but I've never been able to get my head around the whole "lights" and "darks" separation thing.


I know that feel, it's been 2.5 weeks since I last showered.



could be an autism thing, but honestly unless something is pure white I just chuck it in with the darks, never had a problem doing it that way.



This tbh, and sometimes I don't even bother seperating the whites. Most of my whites are t-shirts I wear underneath other shit, I dont care if they dont look 100% white.


Chicken nuggets chips and peas for tea.



>half 9

Bit of a late tea lad



I eat tea whenever I want.



Evidently, that doesn't make it right.



>I dont care if they dont look 100% white



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Do your stretches.



If you haven't had every meal at every hour of the clock at some point then you're a normalfag.


It's time to cheer up, lads


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>Aryan philosopher man did a stream and I missed it



I caught the last 20 mins of it, it had ~25 viewers and he was just reading out and responding to the live chat. It was pretty decent.

Still not a fan of the whole "Aarvoll" gimmick, though.




what did he mean by this


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Death of beautician, 19, who took Ecstasy, cocaine and hippy crack and downed vodka on weekend away was 'every parent's worst nightmare'

>Lauren Atkinson suffered a fatal seizure after swallowing two MDMA tablets

>She died at the hotel in Manchester where she had been staying with friends

>Tests showed toxic effects of MDMA as well as nitrous oxide and drinking vodka





More like 49, she looks old enough to be my mum.



I'm not an edgelord, but good riddance.



who the fuck calls nitrous oxide hippy crack


I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.



She's put too much make up on in attempt to change how her bone structure looks, it's too pronounced so she just looks haggard and old.


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Perfect day for my SAD light.



>Death of beautician, 19, who took Ecstasy, cocaine and hippy crack and downed vodka on weekend away was 'every parent's worst nightmare'

My worst nightmare as a parent would be to have this awful roastie fuckup as my daughter.


A whole new day ripe with endless possibilities lies ahead of us. How will YOU seize it?



I got one of my graphics tablets out, I want to learn how to colour.


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Would you apply for citizenship?


Today I am going to do a high volume session at the gym instead of my usual high intensity approach.


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Rate my colouring lads. I didn't draw the sketch, I just found it online and coloured it in by loosely following a tutorial.


I've lost the original Deano picture, the one from the meetup. Anyone got it?


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Here you go lad.


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It's been almost 7 months and your crap forced maymay still hasn't caught on, just let it die lad.


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I'm strongly considering going back to college, and then eventually to uni, to study to become a physiotherapist. I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy it, and I think having some concrete goals to work towards would be good for me. Hopefully I'd be able to fit my course days around work, and there are loans and grants available for the courses I'd be doing, so financially there should be no problems. If I don't do something I'll be a retail lad forever.




It's always seemed to me that lads going into physiotherapy is the male equivalent to girls going into hair & beauty / fashion design. It's like the lads realise they'll never be top footballers, and the girls realise they'll never be famous pop stars / fashion models, so they go for the next best thing, only to end up back in retail or NEET at the end of it because everyone else had the same idea.

That or I just have a biased perspective because my physiotherapy uni graduate cousin is still a retail lad after several years and my hairdressing dropout sister briefly became a waitress at the local pub restaurant for a few months before becoming a stay-at-home mum.



>All policy shall be based on the weight of evidence

Sounds like a white man's utopia tbh. Niggers and kikes would be shot on sight.



Are those types of people even finishing their degrees though? I'm not set on it, but I really want a way out of my current situation, and I can't think of anything else with good prospects that I'd be interested in doing. I just really need a goal and to apply myself to something, smh.



My cousin finished his, as did his posh girlfriend who he met while he was there, and they've been in retail ever since. To be honest, I only ever hear of people finishing uni and then ending up in retail with extra debt, I think the whole thing is a trap.


I'm off to bed, I tried drawing a landscape picture earlier and it was utter shit, so I'll have to practice more. Goodnight guys.


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Bought an FZR600 today for £500. Looks pretty much identical to this.

It has leaky fork seals, dead battery and currently only 3 cylinders are running which is probably from the shit fuel. Apart from that it's fine.

23 years old, 2 previous owners (father and son) and it's spent almost it's whole life indoors, pretty much perfect condition.


it's cold


To those of you who live with your parent(s) - are you a good boy for mummy?



I'm a good lad for my mum, yes.


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I've got it up to 1 minute now. I'm going to post a recording when I can play the whole thing.


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Why not?


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Got my ESA re-assessment results back lads, nothing's changed except they're going to give me an extra 80p per week.



>Today is polling day

I had no idea tbh



Lucky you.



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Well god fucking damn.



To expand on this, Behringer have always been a low end "pro" audio gear manufacturer, and have a several decade long reputation of putting out cheaply made shite that breaks easily or just doesn't work well, but recently they've supposedly gotten a lot better. Even more recently, they've been tapping into the resurging analogue synth market, and managed to completely BTFO Moog (top end synth pioneer since the 60s) by releasing a fully analogue Minimoog (very famous 70s monosynth that has been reissued within the last few years) clone for 1/12th of the original price (£300 VS around £3500), and it sounds absolutely identical to the original, with some neat extra features.

Today it has been revealed that they're doing the same to Roland by bringing out a fully analogue 808 clone (all Roland has ever bought out is mediocre digital simulations), expected to come out later this year, and I suspect it'll probably around the same price tag as their Minimoog clone. It just so happens that I very recently spent 2 months building my own fully analogue 808 clone, which sounds great but has buggy firmware that'll probably never be updated, and has a few other problems that I haven't got around to fixing, for about £900.



No problem lad. Spend it wisely.


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Thread image is fairly comfy but I'm deleting a bunch of files from a drive and am a bit furious this was never put in the rotation.


I hope you lads have good posture.


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what's with krauts and cannibalism?


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I'm finding some great music lately. Have you lads seen any of the films on this playlist? I'm thinking of downloading a load of gook films since I've enjoyed all of the ones I've seen.



Perhaps you should take some initiative and make a thread yourself sometimes instead of getting angry at others, you lout.


I am finally getting better at piano. I'm having fun learning things using synthesia but I feel like I should probably start working on my sight reading at some point.


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the fucking state of western white women



Yeah I've seen a lot of gook films. Rebels of the Neon God (1992) and Love & Pop (1998) are a couple you may not have heard of. Watch some Wong Kar-wai films if you haven't already, like Chungking Express (1994). Fallen Angels (1995) by WKW is possibly my favourite film of all time.


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>women turning themselves into sentient(?) fuckdolls


Off to my dad's soon, I'm staying the night at his and then we're off to the Peak District in the morning, staying there until Monday. Never been before, should be good.



Human waste removing itself from the genepool voluntarily.

I see nothing wrong with this.



Why do you care? She doesn't want kids, so what?


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Thanks for convincing me I was wrong, lad.


lots of young lasses with nice feet about today


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fresh dapper joe



>Comments are disabled for this video


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Of all the pieces of music on the playlist I posted yesterday, this is my favourite.

>gooks are subhuma-



Every time I hear Gook piano stuff, its always really nice, and I really like it in a way that I don't usually enjoy traditional piano music. I'm not sure why exactly.

It's also odd to see so many moonrunes in the youtube comment section.


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I know what you mean, it definitely feels different to Western stuff. I don't know too much about theory but I think they tend to favour different types of chords and scales.


cheesecake for supper


Suppose I better go to bed. N'night lads.



Gooks are very concerned with appearing high class which is why so many put their children in piano lessons if they can afford it.


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Phillip Is Absolutely Baffled by the Men Who Believe the Earth Is Flat | This Morning



does anyone here like phil? he seems like such a smarmy twat.


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civic proles marching for free speech




Your comment wasn't even relevant to the music. Face it lad, you're just jealous of her skills.


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>can put stock out faster than anyone else at work

>still no gf


I am downloading Fallen Angels on the recommendation of one of our esteemed posters.



I liked it. I was a bit confused at the end until I realised it was more about mood and style than plot. The mischievous mute lad is a great actor. I'm going to watch Chungking Express later when I'm back from work.


Where do I find an 88-key hammer-action MIDI keyboard, a decent pair of headphones/monitors, and a copy of pianoteq? I need some pedals too.



You'll notice connections between the two films. Fallen Angels was originally going to be part of Chungking Express.


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>on my way home from work, excited to find out what my mates on /britfeel/ have been up to

>there are no or very few new posts and I'm reminded I don't really have any mates


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Back from the Peak District lads. It was lovely, amazing views no matter where you go, and lots of cool little hidden areas. Loads of polish and pakis everywhere though, way more than I expected to find up north.


It's sad that very few lads are replying to other lad's posts lately, but I'm here now. We might be mateless, but we're mateless together.



Friendly reminder that if you disagree with any of these strong minded women, you are an incel and need to be killed.


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>she's dating Elon Musk

Lucky guy.



Is the one they call "the music lad" here? I've told shekelstein to put me in for loads of hours next week so I can afford all this stuff, but I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to buying equipment.




>88-key hammer-action MIDI keyboard


88 keys is what a typical grand piano has, and "hammer-action" is so that the keys behave more like a grand piano, so they have a real weight to them and don't immediately spring back up like typical keyboards if you do staccato and stuff. MIDI keyboards don't have their own internal sound generation, they are simply digital controllers that send out note-on, note-off, velocity, footpedal, etc. data, so if you want to hear anything you have to connect it up to a PC, or some other sound generation hardware that takes MIDI input (synthesizers, drum machines, etc).

Because PC motherboard sound hardware is usually complete shite, you'll want to get an audio interface as well if you don't have one already. Something like https://www.thomann.de/gb/focusrite_scarlett_2i2_2nd_gen.htm will do nicely.

Alternatively, you could go for a digital piano instead, which will have it's own sample-based sound generation, internal speakers, headphone amp, and usually a stand, sheet holder, and a set of pedals as well. You can also find bundles which will also throw in a seat and a pair of headphones. I'm not that familiar with them, but it looks like they often come with MIDI / MIDI-over-USB, so hooking it up to a PC is still possible. Could be a better option if you want a slightly more "plug-and-play" experience, although it'll be more limiting if you want to eventually go the production route rather than purely pianist route.


>decent pair of headphones

For headphones I recommend a pair of Sennheiser HD-25s if you want a great, full frequency spectrum sound for low-ish cost, but they are "on ear" rather than "over ear", which some people find uncomfortable. Can't say I've ever liked the sound of any over ear headphones personally, but you can rarely go wrong with Sennheiser.



Generally, bigger is better, smaller ones lack bass compared to larger ones, but it depends on your budget / space constraints. "Active" means each monitor has it's own amplifier inside it, so you don't need an external amplifier or have to worry about impedance matching, wattages, etc. You just plug straight into them from your audio interface / instrument / mixer / whatever outputs. I definitely recommend active over passive monitors.



This is a bit of software than generates the sound of acoustic pianos (and other instruments if you buy the add-ons) in real-time using physical modelling synthesis ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_modelling_synthesis ), using no samples whatsoever, and it sounds amazing. Can be used as a standalone .exe or as a VST/AU/AAC plugin, so if you don't have a DAW you can still use it.

Let me know what you decide on, I can help you pick out the right cables and other things that you might need.



What a strange looking boy. Does he have MS?


Someone come round and play dreamcast games with me.



What games you got lad?





You better have ChuChu Rocket.




ChuChu Rocket, Sega Bass Fishing and Sega Rally.


The Stranger within my gate,

He may be true or kind,

But he does not talk my talk–

I cannot feel his mind.

I see the face and the eyes and the mouth,

But not the soul behind.

The men of my own stock,

They may do ill or well,

But they tell the lies I am wanted to,

They are used to the lies I tell;

And we do not need interpreters

When we go to buy or sell.

The Stranger within my gates,

He may be evil or good,

But I cannot tell what powers control–

What reasons sway his mood;

Nor when the Gods of his far-off land

Shall repossess his blood.

The men of my own stock,

Bitter bad they may be,

But, at least, they hear the things I hear,

And see the things I see;

And whatever I think of them and their likes

They think of the likes of me.

This was my father's belief

And this is also mine:

Let the corn be all one sheaf–

And the grapes be all one vine,

Ere our children's teeth are set on edge

By bitter bread and wine.


What's the plan for tomorrow lads? It's my day off, and I have a few things in mind.

>play piano for a few hours

>go for a run with my new running shoes

>go to the shops for some birthday presents

>go to the gym

>watch a gook film

I find that if I don't plan things out I just end up mindlessly surfing the internet.


Thanks lad. Since I have a 2i4 I should probably go the MIDI route and get into production at some point. Would pedals come with a MIDI or would I have to set that up some other way?



>I find that if I don't plan things out I just end up mindlessly surfing the internet.

This is true for me, but I don't really tend to plan things out. I really should.


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>Would pedals come with a MIDI or would I have to set that up some other way?

Forgive my pedantry lad, but MIDI is the name of the protocol. You mean a MIDI keyboard, which is a keyboard that outputs MIDI data.

MIDI keyboards don't come with foot pedals, you have to buy them separately. They typically have a single 1/4" jack foot pedal input, so you can only use one pedal, and the majority of sustain pedals out there will only be read as either "open" or "closed" (although I've just found out they're completely capable of behaving like continuous controllers with a simple wiring modification, which would allow you to do half-pedalling or use it as an expression pedal). If having 2 or 3 grand piano style pedals is important to you, get a digital piano. If you can live with just using a single sustain pedal that functions as an on/off switch (unless you're handy with a multimeter and/or a soldering iron), then go with a MIDI keyboard.

And on that note, it looks like my next project is rewiring my sustain pedal so it works as an expression pedal.


Dinner's in the oven, boys.



Owt nice?



Some breaded chicken bites and BBQ sauce, it was pretty good.



My fingering is getting much better.


Are my hands going to get swole from playing piano a lot?



The "pedal" looks like it's just a footswitch, and the piano is likely a generic chinese model that music shops can slap their own name onto. There's no telling if the build quality, the action, or the sound generation are actually any good (ignore amazon review plebs, they always have really low standards).

If you're dead serious about learning piano and/or becoming a pianist, go with a well-known digital piano manufacturer like Yamaha or Roland (or Kawai if you've got the dosh), with 3 pedals and half-pedalling capabilities on the sustain pedal at the very least. Remember though, this is if you want to be a pianist, not a keyboard player or a producer.


They'll get a bit stronger, but not as much as if you did a couple of months of manual labour or rock climbing or something.




Oi oi :¬)



It seems good value because that's an auction with 0 bids, I imagine it will jump up to the £500 - £600 mark of previous listings before it's over. It also seems to be a model from 2002, which means the sound engine is probably not as good as more modern digital pianos, and looking through the manual I see that the pedals are all the "on/off" type.


I just went for a run. I managed to do 4.4km in 30 minutes without stopping. That's only slightly slower than my time on the treadmill, which is easier, and I didn't get any back pain like previous times I've run on concrete, so I'm very pleased. It's great to run outdoors in the sun as well.



This is too difficult lad. Would you mind seeing what you can find for me? I'm willing to pay up to £500.



I dare you to go to the shop to buy some milk.



>I'm willing to pay up to £500

Lad, they pretty much start at £500, anything less will be a compromise in one or more key areas. The prices also vary a lot depending on where you look, Amazon prices are often higher than music gear specialist stores, and they try to jew you out by pretending they're almost out of stock.

Assuming you'd prefer the cheaper options, Yamaha have the Arius series, which start from about £520~ with the YDP-103, or they have the DGX-660 for £650~ which is a digital piano / keyboard hybrid. Roland have the RP102 for about £680~. None of these include a seat, so you'll either have to go for a bundle or buy one separately if you want one. Also be warned that the trend these days is to keep the physical UI very minimal, and have all the UI functions be more easily accessible in an external mobile app. Yamaha typically only support iOS, whereas Roland support both iOS and Android, so that might be something you want to take into account when buying.


I don't need any milk, I do need a shower though.


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I knew you wouldn't.



Nice one, lad.


Dozed off in the chair for a couple of hours and had a very realistic-feeling nightmare.



Greentext it lad


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I've turned the sustain on my Yamaha YPT-220 but it's adding it to everything at all times and it sounds a bit jumbled. How is this lass doing it?


Anyone ever do a really unsatisfying shit, like you feel like you didn't quite get it all out yet you can't seem to go anymore?



That was a dumb question, obviously she's using a pedal. I think I'll buy this.


How hard will it be to incorporate it into my playing, having learned the song in that vid without it?

I hope you don't mind all the questions lad. I'm a bit of a dummy when it comes to the technical side of this stuff. I just like playing tbh.


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It's not hard to play with a sustain pedal, in fact with a small bit of practice I think you'll actually find it's harder to play without one, because you currently have to hold down notes for their entire duration and only have a split second to move to the next lot. With a sustain pedal, you can play notes that need to be held down for longer durations in staccato, while still having them ring out until you take your foot off, meaning you'll free up your hands and get more time to move into position for upcoming notes.

The pedal you linked will function as an "on/off" switch, so you won't be able to apply different levels of sustain (if your keyboard even supports that). You can tell because it has a TS (tip-sleeve) jack rather than a TRS (tip-ring-sleeve) jack, so you'd either have to replace the cable yourself with a bit of soldering, or buy a needlessly expensive one if you want it to behave more like a real acoustic piano sustain pedal. Most music doesn't use half-pedaling to be fair, but it will allow for more expressive playing, and I believe some (mostly romantic era) music does use it.

I also don't see any mention of a polarity switch, which means it might open and close the wrong way around with some keyboards. You could always just turn the keyboard on while holding the pedal down with your foot, which will make it work invertedly, but I think it's worth paying a couple of quid extra just so you never have to do that. I have this pedal, which is decent quality and has a polarity switch underneath: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00063678K/


How to be treated like a spastic for your entire working career.



>How to be treated like a spastic for your entire working career.

This, go in as an autist and that's all you'll be to them, the token spastic who makes the tea and does all the shitwork.

I say this as an autist with an, all things considered, decent job. People probably suspect I am but they can't confirm anything.



You're welcome to come and live with me if you'll be my audio technician, lad.


>tfw your sustain pedal can't be modified because it uses two piezoresistive pressure sensors instead of a potentiometer like a normal pedal

Well shit.


Unless you're willing to basically be the selfless mum of an autistic adult NEET shut in, I'm afraid I'll have to decline your offer.


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>misspelled her name



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Allowing homosexuals to exist was a mistake.



Calm your angst, Mr Edge.


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>there's one ITT



I wish they'd leave, they're not welcome here and it infuriates me every time they post. I'm sick of seeing them everywhere, always posting "why do you care so much?", "how does it affect you?", and "calm down edgelord" whenever anyone has the audacity to call them out on their disgusting behaviours and warped sense of morality. Bunch of nihilist degenerates the lot of them. They should all be round up and shot as far as I'm concerned.

God I hate redditors.




*intentionally spreads AIDS*


*holds up traffic and wastes police time and money with a gay pride parade*


*molests young boys at a rate that would shock the catholic church*


I'm playing with the sustain turned on and everything is much easier. I'm looking forward to my pedal arriving though because it still sounds jumbled (though better than none at all). It's supposed to be arriving today.


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I'm certainly not gay, mate.


Does this help you cope with the fact that you regularly used to jerk off to gay porn?

Remember that one time in 2015 when you posted gay porn on britfeel as an example to the kind of stuff you used to jerk off to? It was a short webm of a young man using a flashlight.


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Then how come you've dropped your gay card?



I don't really mind gays in the grand scheme, but man gay pride is ridiculous.

>we want to show everyone we're normal, and deserve respect just like everyone else.

>let put on a huge parade to make ourselves look as culturally alien and overtly degenerate as possible!



If you're not gay, how come the obvious bait-and-switch joke went over your head, and you got your knickers in a twist about fag acceptance in this thread for the nth time? Do you remember that time in [every other thread] where some anon made a remark about your precious homos, and you started immediately giving it the "stop caring" routine, and began digging through 3 year old archives in hopes of slandering and assassinating the character of a certain individual, as if that proves anything besides you being a massive vindictive cunt with a nonsensical, multiple-year-spanning grudge against an anonymous imageboard poster that you don't like?

This is why you and your kind are N O T W E L C O M E here, whether it's because you're a fag, a loyal member of the GIDF, or, heaven forbid, from r*ddit.


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>the monkey



Go back to San Francisco, faggot.


I ran my route in 26 minutes today, down from 30 minutes last time. I really pushed it towards the end and I felt a bit light-headed.


My pedal has arrived.


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As far as I can ascertain, the sustain can be heard all the time, but with a brief unnoticeable reset between bars so that its notes don't intrude on the next one. Is this generally how the pedal is used?



There's been about 5 people who have had a grudge against you at some point and that should probably say more about you than me.

I'm merely reminding you that you are still a homosexual. I recall you saying a few weeks ago that you don't want a girlfriend anymore. Hmm, I wonder why.

Now let me ask you this. Did you or did you not sexually grab your genitals whilst looking at homosexual pornography on several occasions?



I have no dog in this fight but I will say that porn can warp your sexual tastes something chronic, speaking from experience. How many times have you seen imageboard posters talk about how they eventually ended up looking at trannies, or worse? With how widespread porn consumption is in our society it makes me wonder how many gays are naturally that way or whether they've rewired their brain by going down the slippery slope of endless novelty-seeking porn abuse.

Also speaking from experience, after an extended period of NoPorn, the weird tastes disappeared. Now if the lad you're replying to still gets homosexual urges then it's quite likely he is in fact a bender, or at the very least bisexual, but if they disappeared when he stopped indulging them he probably isn't.



A sustain pedal works like this: if your foot is not on the pedal, and you press a note (think of this like plucking a guitar string) and you immediately let go of it, the note stops dead (think of this like firmly placing your hand on the string to silence it). If your foot is on the pedal, and you press and let go of a note, it will continue to decay as if you were still holding it (imagine strumming guitar strings and never using your hand/fingers to stop them from ringing out). It will do the same for any other notes you press until you take your foot off, at which point any and all notes that are ringing out while not being held will stop dead.

If the notes are ringing out when you're not pressing down the pedal, you've either got sustain permanently turned on in the settings, or the keyboard expects the pedal action to be inverted.



I know that, I was just asking about that particular piece of music, and whether that's how the pedal is generally used. It seems intuitive to me but I wanted to clarify. You wouldn't want the chords or melody of a previous bar ringing out over a new one, would you?


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Take the AI pill.



Nobody's falling for the "i-it's not just me" rubbish, you say the exact same thing in the exact same way every time. You're the only one that tries to play internet detective and logs/memorises my posts, regardless of how mundane they are, for use in future pointless spats and character assassination attempts. It's bordering on obsessive at this point lad.


You're exactly right. I've gone in depth about my experience numerous times (which is somewhat similar to yours), as well as seen and spoken to plenty of other lads who've gone through the same thing. However, the idea that out of control masturbation habits can take people down a dark path, and that it's possible to undo the damage, clearly goes against the "all people of all sexual preferences/perversions were simply born this way, ONE OF US- I mean THEM" narrative, and that makes a certain poster here very unhappy. Watch out, or he'll "no u" you too.



There are others. I'll admit it's been me the past 2 times tbough. I noticed you avoided my question.

I don't need to dig through archives. Your posts stand out too much and most people would never admit to tugging one out over CP.



>I noticed you avoided my question

Why would I waste my time answering your "questions" when you've posted virtually the same thing multiple times in the past, and each time I gave you an answer and thought we'd come to a middleground, you'd just randomly bring up the same thing again at a later date as if we'd never discussed it? I'd say you're just a piss poor troll at this point, but even they generally don't get hung up on something for this long.

>There are others

Sure there are lad, "we r leejun" and all that.

>I don't need to dig through archives

>"excuse me, but would you mind explaining this one specific post I think you made 3 years ago, that nobody else remembers or has ever brought up since, and is from long enough ago that even you don't remember making it?"

Give it a rest. Link me to the post though, I'm interested to see what it said.



Since it seems important for you to know whether others are on your side, I want to make it clear that I don't like you, I don't like your posts, and I think you're a queer.



It's often up to the player's discretion, meaning you're expected to use it here and there to free up your hands, but not to use it as an overall effect. The sheet music will dictate exactly when and if you need to use it, if it's part of the piece itself.



It's definitely much easier to play with it. I can't believe I've gone without for so long.



you're being pretty insufferable mate, the point of an anonymous imageboard is you judge each post on it's own merits, which you seem incapable of doing due to your particular hatred of this one poster



I'm probably one of the least homosexual people on this board. Especially since most of you seem to have a common problem where you can't go through a little bit of porn addiction without turning into a fag.


Well, this wasn't me >>62151

And everything that happened in this thread wasn't me >>60587


Look above, I'm obviously not the only one who has a problem with him. And it's not my fault that his posts stand out so much that it would make no difference if he was a giant avatarfag.



>I'm probably one of the least homosexual people on this board.

Then why do you get so angry any time someone dares speak against fags?


Now that I have the pedal, my brain is doing 3 things at once. Will this make me smarter?



Just because people including me have had arguments with him in the past doesn't mean I have a problem with him. You just can't let things go.



I don't care about fags. It was just a stupidly obnoxious and edgy post you fag enabler.


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I'm calling bullshit, this is so stupid. There's no way someone does all this stuff every morning.



>has time to do a load of bullshit like light candles and write in her journal

>doesn't have enough time for a shower

Yeah, this is such bullshit.



women should be enslaved


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>complaining about people being 'edgy'

You know where to fuck off back to, normalfag.



I've been here longer than you, kiddo.


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You've obviously outgrown the place.



Or maybe the place has outgrown you.



I know that isn't true.




No you don't.


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What is this poster doing?



I've been on this board since the day it was made and I know you haven't.



I've probably spent more time posting than you.



Maybe that's why this board has been going downhill the past two years.



Probably not, but it might give you better coordination.


She's just LARPing as hermione granger, I wouldn't put too much thought into it.



I've been here 3 months after creation and most of my post activity was shortly after joining, kiddo.



Your biggest contribution has been posting 'floopity' every so often.


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>I've been here 3 months after creation

I knew it, it was you who drove everyone away.


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>mods are abusing their powers



I'm not a mod.



>He thinks everyone who argues on this board holds grudges.

Typical fag tbh. I've argued with the lad on at least 2 occasions, however I think he's a alright guy.


Just in case there's any confusion, which there appears to be, this is a whibblescromp-friendly board, and it always will be.



>Make bed

>put away clothes

>have a wash

>Light some candles and open a window

>eat breakfast

>wash up

>bit of light reading while eating breakfast

>shitty social media

>stand in the garden for five minutes

Doesnt seem like that much tbh lad. Plenty of time to do that in an hour and a half. Couldnt stand not showering in the morning myself though tbh.


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Medic describes horrific moment baby's neck was stretched before it was decapitated in the womb and says she is still 'haunted' by the awful sight


>Dr Yeswanthini Bhushan said she was haunted by the 'catastrophe' years later

>Said she saw Dr Vaishnavy Laxman trying to deliver baby in labour theatre

>Told how removing head was 'most horrific experience anybody could have'

>Dr Laxman denies contributing to the baby's death, at hearing in Manchester



Well done, lad. Be careful not to overdo it, though, or you might give yourself shinsplints.



I wake up 30 minutes before work starts, quickly make coffee and then arrive to work 1-3 minutes before I start.



Same here, but I get up 45 minutes before so I can fit a shower in. Usually clock in with seconds to spare.


>spiceboy and paki from my old school were racing

>paki lost control and killed some 17 year old kid

>gets a 6 year sentence and a 4 year driving ban

Also because of this a 40mph road has now been made 30mph. I know someone died, but what fucking difference is this going to make? They were going 85 when he was hit.

Also it's always fucking corsa drivers. It's a 1.2L, why the fuck do they think they have fast cars? It's just a shitty hatchback with a small engine made to look sporty to appeal to literal kids. Ugly ass cars, I hate Corsas so much.


Just changed my bedsheets for the first time in about 18 months.


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>the PAL version of code veronica doesn't support VGA


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PAL versions are usually shit, always go with the NTSC version (unless it's Gamecube/Wii because 99% of their games supported 60Hz).

Speaking of PAL vs NTSC, I don't know where the meme started where people say "hurr developers modify the timing on PAL releases so the speed matches the NTSC version", because it's pretty much never been true, unless the game has a dedicated 60Hz mode, or you're just talking about the BGM. Virtually every single PAL game, running at 50Hz, plays almost 20% slower than the NTSC version, no matter what generation it's from or where the game was made. Even worse, when it came to FMVs, they had to either apply inverse telecine to the frames (which creates horrible, juddery playback and interlace artifacts), or timestretch the audio, in order to sync it up to 25/50fps. They'd apply it to the already rendered and compressed NTSC version, so it would be compressed twice. So FMVs either looked like shit, or sounded like shit.

The meme that PAL games were higher resolution is a joke as well, every single one of them just had black bars to pad out a 480i/240p image into 576i/288p, which made it the wrong aspect ratio as well. People also say that PAL colour was more accurate than NTSC, which is technically true, but if you used anything better than composite then even that argument was null and void, especially seeing as every PAL region console and TV that wasn't ancient as fuck supported RGB SCART, meaning they didn't use PAL or NTSC colour encoding/decoding.

PAL games a shit.


I told a mate from work who I sometimes smoke weed with about /britfeel/ since it's felt like we've been low on posters lately. He posts on 4chan's /b/ so he's no stranger to imageboard culture.






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Would you?


My SD card reader was shit and corrupted everything. Anyone know anything about recovering the files?



Try running Recuva on it.



Doesn't find anything. I think this is because the files are corrupted, not deleted.



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I managed to get everything back using a program called photorec.



Nice one lad, I'll keep that one in mind for future reference.


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Another queer.



When did Alan Carr get his teeth fixed?


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Some mad lads have reverse engineered MSNs servers and replaced them with their own, making the old MSN / Windows Live Messenger functional again:


Now if they could just reverse engineer and replace the NEET friend I used to talk to on there years ago but lost contact with, that would be great.


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You kept that one quiet.



No I didn't, I've mentioned him a couple of times before. There was a dorky lad from school that I would talk to on msn, who I also helped to make music, and we would shitpost musically to each other as well as talk about the world, technology, philosophy, etc. Occasionally he would come round my house and sit at his laptop while I sat at my computer, but a lot of the time he wouldn't turn up, and then he'd disappear for a couple of weeks/months. So I'd just sit there waiting for him to arrive all night, only to find out a couple of weeks later (when he came out of hiding) that he allegedly just went to bed and decided not to turn his laptop on for a fortnight, or something like that. This happened several times, so eventually I stopped inviting him.

Then he fucked off to swansea for uni for about 3 months, before coming back due to mental health issues. From what I could piece together from what little he told me, he slit his wrists and smeared the blood all over his dorm room. Then he was NEET/hikki like me for a couple years, so we had that in common too. There was also this one time where things got a bit heated and I threw a kitchen knife at him, but the less said about that the better. I last met up with him in 2012, and around that time he purged his belongings and gave me loads of his stuff for free, including a gamecube, a CRT monitor, and an old FM synthesizer.

At some point not long after that, we fell out of contact with each other, largely because msn died, and now I don't even know where he lives or if he's still alive or not. In retrospect, considering how unhealthy the whole "friendship" was on both sides, I'm not sure I even want to contact him. It was nice having someone who was interested in similar things to myself, and had been through similar experiences, to shitpost with though.


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>There was also this one time where things got a bit heated and I threw a kitchen knife at him


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apart from the gay lyrics this track is TOP



Alright, basically he was in my room and he was playing this awful loud noise repeatedly on his laptop, and he was doing it on purpose just to piss me off, while bearing a huge shit-eating grin on his face. Eventually it went way past the point of being funny and I told him to stop, but he carried on. I threatened to use physical force to make him stop, and he carried on, I punched him in the arm, he carried on, then I threw a fairly large and weighty drum stand at him, and he still carried on.

My options were clearly running out, and I was getting really frantic and anxious to either make the noise stop or make him leave. I went downstairs and grabbed the kitchen knife, and I just sort of threw it into the room as a warning. Not anywhere near him of course, obviously I wasn't actually going to actually stab him. At that point, I think he got genuinely scared, and went downstairs to make his escape. However, I had already locked all the doors down there and hidden the keys as sort of a "fuck you too". Eventually I think he climbed through one of the downstairs windows, grabbed his bike and ran away.

I sincerely apologised to him afterwards on msn, but he didn't really seem to care so we just moved on like it never happened.



How incredibly autistic.



Welcome to /britfeel/.



thoroughly enjoyed this story tbh



I wish you were my friend.



Holy shit you actually are a supercharged autist, not just some lazy neet with sub par social skills.



My pleasure lad.


What's your msn?


I guess, but this was years ago when I was still (just about) a teenager, I've not done anything like that since. When I was in school it was a different matter.

I remember in year 7 we were on a school trip where we stayed somewhere for several days, and I got a bit too hyper on the first night and started throwing some lad's belongings out the window. Once I was done with that I started lobbing other things out like the bin and the curtains. The next day everyone got gathered into a room and got sternly told off for it, the teachers even cancelled one of the events because of it. As a sidenote, I didn't go to the toilet for the several days we were there, because I had a phobia about public toilets.

There were lots of incidents like this throughout my school years, I'm surprised I wasn't diagnosed sooner.


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>I remember in year 7 we were on a school trip where we stayed somewhere for several days, and I got a bit too hyper on the first night and started throwing some lad's belongings out the window. Once I was done with that I started lobbing other things out like the bin and the curtains. The next day everyone got gathered into a room and got sternly told off for it, the teachers even cancelled one of the events because of it. As a sidenote, I didn't go to the toilet for the several days we were there, because I had a phobia about public toilets.



Don't worry, I got my comeuppance, my GBA SP got nicked on the last day.



Diagnosed with tip top banter?


*points you in the direction of the item you're looking for*

Is there anything else I can help you with, sir?



*hands you a bag of Frozen Peas*

Yes, I don't want these anymore.



Th-Thank you sir.


do you lads believe in britain



I want to, but I don't.




I can't read any of them immediately besides major/minor triads, but if you know your EGBDF (notes on the lines) and FACE (notes between the lines), you can slowly work them out. Remember:







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I've never been taught it that way



Use whatever sticks in your head best, I remember it as:






because that's how I first learnt it, but you can replace "football" with "fanny" or "freddos" or something.



I don't want to, and I don't.



Nope, it's a lost cause.


Just had 9 weetabix.





>youtube removed music mixes

RIP. I found a lot of good music from those.


I want to improve my life but I'm constantly tired and things just take way too much effort. I've successfully sorted out my sleeping and do a minimum of 1 productive thing a day, but it's hard to get past basic things like washing my clothes or taking a shower. Everything else is just so exhausting. I wanted to actually do something with my life and I'm still stuck here fucking about. Feels awful lads it really does.


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Can't stop listening to this.



iktf, wish I could give you advice but I'm just as lost



maybe you can give me advice lad, any idea how to get on disability bennies?



I've personally found that unless someone else is relying on me to do something (turn up for a doctor's appointment, turn up for work etc) I can rarely find the motivation to do anything.

Maybe all men are like this, but normies don't encounter it because they're busy having wives and kids and generally having a life.



I've never been on any kind of bennies and I think I'd kill myself rather than resign to a life of NEEThood.



Get a proper diagnosis, then look into ESA.



I'm the same, I'll have no issue getting up and going to work, or doing something else in public, but if I ever want to do anything for myself, I have absolutely no energy or motivation. It feels like as soon as I get home from work my energy just goes away instantly.


I'm afraid we don't have the item you're looking for, sir. How about one of these alternatives from our fantastic selection of products?



Oh that's alright mate, thanks for the suggestion.

Actually while I'm here, could you take this back for me, I decided I dont want it.

*Hands you a nuts magazine*



Aryans really do have the best culture. How did you find it?



Someone's a naughty boy haha. Just kidding. Have a great day sir.



Did you just assume my gender? I demand to see your manager.


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The Golden One. Speech in Stockholm. Normalising Nationalism



Starting to think the based retail lads are not as good at their job as they've led us to believe.


Cider and bacon buns for tea.


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Are there any Northern "people" ITT? If so, why aren't you posting with the other barbarians over on halfchan?



Is schizoid personality disorder enough you reckon? Also how much does ESA get you? It looks like it's only £300 a month or something which is beyond shit, it's abject poverty tier.



When I was at the Peak District I found the Manc/Sheffield accents really grating. I always thought Corrie just had hammy acting, but no, they actually talk like that.


I think personality disorders get looked at as a meme, really you need a form of autism or something that genuinely prevents you from working (you can't just say it feels like effort or you don't like working, they'll essentially tell you to fuck off).

>It looks like it's only £300 a month or something which is beyond shit

It depends on your living situation and how debilitated they think you are, but yeah it's generally pretty low. I live with my mum and I'm dependent on her, so when I was in the "work support" group I got about £400 month, but now in the "not fit for work" group and I get about £500 a month (£200 of which I give to my mum).


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I typed 'Jahans' into youtube.



>I think personality disorders get looked at as a meme, really you need a form of autism or something that genuinely prevents you from working

That's strange, I wonder why they don't recognise them when it's an official diagnosis? I have a long history of depression, so maybe I could use that. I could also maybe go balls to the wall and fake schizophrenia, but honestly for the additional £100 or so a month over regular bennies it hardly feels worth the effort.



It is recognised, but I think it's recognised as something that's less debilitating than landing anywhere on the autism spectrum (which everyone is sympathetic towards because they don't know the difference between those who bash their heads through walls, and those who just don't know how to gel with people in ordinary situations).



Aah I understand what you mean now, my brother used to be a bit on the head bashing things when he was a kid but he mellowed out and has a job and stuff like that now. But isn't the assessment of who is and isn't capable of working made by a psychiatrist, who would understand that a personality disorder, much like autism, exists on a spectrum and varies in severity?



No, the assessment is done by normalfags who work at the job centre, who don't know anything about mental or physical health. Think of your psych/GP as being your lawyer, and the assessor as being some random person on jury duty.



Oh, that sounds proper fucking shit then. How do you feel about being long term NEET lad? I've been breaking in and out of it for years now, but I keep lapsing back into apathy. Honestly if I'm ever able to hold down a job I think I'd prefer it over being unemployed.



>How do you feel about being long term NEET lad

I don't think about it and just enjoy my time doing things I like doing. I never liked the idea of employment, but during my self-improvement phase it seemed like something I just had to do in order to improve myself. After working for a bit, and it doing nothing but make me feel like a prisoner and make my life a misery, I went back to feeling very content with being NEET.


sex with girls



What will you do when your mum can't look after you anymore? Do you think you'll ever put your willy in a vagina?



Those two questions aren't supposed to be related by the way.



What is "something anon will never have"?


too anxious to attend my job interview today so I'm playing minecraft instead lads



>What will you do when your mum can't look after you anymore?

Something else I guess, I'm not worried about it. I can force myself to do things I don't want to do when there's no other choice.

>Do you think you'll ever put your willy in a vagina?

Probably not, I'm not that arsed though. I'm fairly sure I will be a 40 year old virgin, it's only 13 and a half years away, which doesn't seem that long.


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maybe I'm just a bit weird, but I honestly don't get the appeal in sex that normalfags have. The idea of it all is actually a bit gross to me, I'd rather just wank. The only reason I think I'd ever have sex is to have kids, but we all know that's not gonna happen. Biological imperative: failed.



I get the appeal, and if I had a girlfriend I'd mating press her until she could no longer stand up, but I don't feel like it's the end of the world if I never do it, at least for the time being.

I don't associate myself with self-proclaimed "asexual" weirdos, I believe they say this either because they were abused when they were younger, or it's just a misguided attempt at justifying their adult virginity without taking any of the blame/responsibility.



I wouldn't say I consider myself asexual at all, I still masturbate a few times a month, and I'm not one for applying meme labels to things that really don't need a label. I did have some rather unsavoury experiences as a child though so maybe that's why I'm not that big into the idea.



Same here. I know I have an active libido because I still wank regularly, and I know that I'm not asexual because I still find myself fantasizing about every girl I see. I just don't share the overwhelming need for sex that normies do with their "I haven't had sex in a WEEK, OMFG" attitude.



that other anon is a victim of normalfag conditioning, he thinks that if you're not clammering for stacey's beef curtains 24/7 you must be some tumblr asexual memer. break the conditioning lads.



>I did have some rather unsavoury experiences as a child though so maybe that's why I'm not that big into the idea

That would be my best guess, I've spoken to other lads with similar experiences.


>I just don't share the overwhelming need for sex that normies do with their "I haven't had sex in a WEEK, OMFG" attitude

I think a lot of them say it just as a machismo/insecurity thing, reminding everyone that they have SEX and they have it OFTEN.


You're a victim of retard conditioning if you believe that's even close to what I think, and the asexual meme has been around a lot longer than tumblr has.



But he just said right in that post that he is neither "clammering" for roast beef 24/7, nor is he a self-proclaimed asexual like all the bitter MGTOW brainlets.



are MGTOW types not more "incels" than asexuals? I thought the whole thing about asexuals was they claimed to never masturbate or experience any sort of sexual desire



Incels were the "WE'RE VIRGINS AND WE'RE ANGRY ABOUT IT" crowd.



We now have reductions on our Produce department.


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this man comes into your room and tells you to tidy it before complaining about white genocide, what do you do?



My room's not messy, it's just got a lot of stuff in it.


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What drives men who're married with kids to do this?



I can only assume a combination of narcissism and sexual repression.



Being mental.


What are you lads doing. I'm doing a bit of stretching because my back has been playing me up.



I'm watching some random jordan peterson video but I'm not really paying attention to it, I'm just passing the time. Do you know any good stretches for the trapezius? Mine are incredibly tight.





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Do the third one first if you have a tennis ball or something harder and just put your weight on it and move around on it for a bit. It will probably be painful but it's the best way to alleviate tightness and will make the stretches more effective.



That felt fantastic. Thank you.


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>What are you lads doing

I've been researching audio gear for several weeks because I want to replace my shitty old mixer and/or audio interface, but I'm getting nowhere. I just can't believe it costs a grand or two just to get a basic setup with 16+ line ins and outs. Apparently it's somehow an order of magnitude more expensive than having 8 bloody mic preamps (you can get a basic 8 mic preamp audio interface for about £250, I have one but it's started failing on me and I never really liked it to begin with), even though line ins are essentially the same thing but with less circuitry and components.

Who the fuck even needs 8 mic pres on an audio interface? If you've got a studio big enough to mic up a drum kit (which is the only commonly recorded thing that requires that many mics), you'll have the money (and space) to buy a proper big boy mixing console with 24+ mic pres, and maybe a couple of extra fancy ones in a rack. Bedroom/home producers rarely ever need more than one or two mics, but what we really need is a fuck ton of line ins and outs so we can piss around with all our line level instruments and outboard gear inside a DAW, and record each individual output separately.

10 years ago it was a different landscape, everything had moved in-the-box, and the only external gear remaining was microphones, but since then there's been a large shift in the home producer world back to external synths and outboard gear, and it's time audio interface manufacturers cottoned on to this trend. I simply can't believe that in the current year, there isn't a basic £200 - £400 audio interface with just a fuck ton of line ins/outs. It can definitely be done, and there's definitely a demand for it. Behringer, comment?



What's that, NEETscum? I can't hear you over the sound of all of my disposable income.



Disposable income and no time or energy to use it, back to work tomorrow eh lad.


alright lads



You had no time or energy left because A) you went from doing nothing at all to loads of hours, and B) you're extremely out of shape.



Who said anything about me? Wageslaves barely have any time or energy to do much besides work, that's just a fact of life, and you can even see it in this thread by scrolling up to posts as recent as >>66130 and >>66137 . If you want time and energy, your best bet is being either NEET or self-employed.



I do 30 hours manual labour a week, lift weights 5 times a week, and have recently started doing 5k runs a few times a week. Did I start out this way? No, I used to get exhausted from doing little things just like you lads, except I worked on it, starting small and working my way up, instead of making excuses. You have no energy because you don't do anything. Your body has no reason to be energized. If you force it to adapt, it will.



I already know all that, and you know I already know all that, because I've made progress in those areas in the past, I've preached the same sentiments to others more than a few times, and I spent a year and a half as a member/moderator of an online self-improvement group. Secondly, I never mentioned anything about my energy levels or whatever the fuck, as I don't find myself ever being exhausted or motivation-less like a lot of lads here or elsewhere. I've been cracking on with personal projects, learning things I'm interested in, enjoying the sunshine, and generally just enjoying life.

You managed to turn an autistic rant about audio interfaces into you bragging about your physical achievements and slagging others off for not doing the same, and that takes some doing, so I'll congratulate you for that at the very least.



Proclaim the individual can only exist within a group and beat him to death.



You're right that did look a bit boastful, that wasn't my intention though. There's nothing particularly special about any of it when you look at what the human body is capable of, I'm just much happier now than I was when I was a sedentary shut-in. Getting /fit/ is basically a surefire way to improve your quality of life. If you have things to keep you occupied then that's good, but you would still benefit, and that goes doubly for the lads who struggle with low energy levels. I replied to you because you seem to be under the impression it's impossible or difficult to work and have time and energy to pursue hobbies, which is wrong.


I'm going to do this for an hour.




It is wrong for most people, very few people have the mindset or the drive to improve and excel themselves, and even when they have a burst of motivation it usually doesn't last for very long. They will stay where they are until they die. You know as well as I do that people like yourself are anomalies, and don't represent anything close to the average wageslave, not here and not anywhere.

Just because something's possible doesn't mean it's commonplace or easily accomplished. How silly would I sound if I responded to >>66184 saying "Not all NEETs are poorfags, you just didn't do it properly, I have X amount of money and all it took was doing Y, #nothingisimpossible #justdoit #dontletyourdreamsbedreams"?

Back to the original topic though, despite having a very low "income", I do actually have more than enough money saved up to buy the setup I want, I'm just a tight arse that likes to spend months/years researching and debating what to get so I can spend as little money as possible yet still get something good. I especially don't like being ripped off, and the audio world is the worst for that.


You might have noticed already, but the notes of the stave actually loop round, so the F of EGBDF leads into FACE, and the E of FACE leads into EGBDF. This way you can quickly work out what the notes above and below the stave are without looking at a cheat sheet.


Just did 8.7km in 50:40. I felt some shin splints developing towards the end, so I should probably rest for a while now.


I need some more gook films to watch. I've recently watched Fallen Angels, Chungking Express, Memories of Murder, and re-watched Old Boy.


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Would it be too ambitious to try to learn this at this stage.



"Ambitious" would be a strong "Understatement Of The Year" candidate.



I've already mentioned Rebels of the Neon God and Love & Pop. Here's some more: In the Mood for Love, Himizu (a film Dylann Roof liked), The Handmaiden, original Godzilla, il mare, The Berlin File (basically a Korean Borne film but not as good as Borne Identity), Millennium Mambo (seemed like a film for wom*n), Veteran and The Thieves. There's plenty of HK cinema too, like Hard Boiled.



I'll prove you wrong. I'll prove you all wrong.


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*kicks the ball*


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Yeah, one day perhaps, but don't waste your time trying to learn a piece that's miles out of your league when you're still a newfag. You're not going to play for the national football team when you're still getting the hang of dribbling, and you're not going to play Liszt when you've got a 61-key kiddy keyboard and just discovered how a sustain pedal works. Spend your time less wastefully by practicing something that's realistically attainable, like Bach or Mozart.



I already have the first 15 seconds down.

Related, what is the most difficult to play piano piece of all time?


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Alright, that does look hard. I don't think I could do it.



Look at the very first chord very carefully, when you notice you'll realise it's an intentionally impossible to play piece written for a piano roll / MIDI sequencers, or at the very least it would require more than two hands to play it.


Streaming RE like it's three years ago




>unskippable ads before stream plays

I fucking hate this website.


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Gas london.


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Don't give in to the temptation to just "power through" the shinsplints, lad. Try cycling for a week or so until your legs are fully healed. My mate has been off his feet since March because of it.


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I'm going to be twenty one soon. My mother said I should do something for it because it's special, I reminded her I don't have any friends and don't enjoy going out. I really am a failure of a son. How did you lads spend your twenty first?


>missed a britfeel stream

well shit


drank alone in my room and read lermontov



i'm probably going to be alone in my room reading guenon

the stream vod is up on the channel at least



I don't remember, but if I did anything with my mum we probably went out for a family meal. I think my dad might have taken me to London to see Roy Ayers live that year, but I'm not sure. That period of my life is all a blur to be honest, I wasn't looking after myself and my brain was in really bad shape.



maybe I'll catch some other stream, nice to see you're still posting on here anyways lad, I hadn't realised. have a good read on your bday.



I was working.


Bought myself a new 8-channel audio interface earlier lads, and just now I took the plunge on a 16-channel AD/DA converter to go with it. Managed to find some slightly less stomach-churning prices on ebay, but it's still set me back a little over a grand which is enough to make me feel very uneasy. Need to buy some cables now so I can actually use any of it, I need a lot and it's going to cost me a fortune. Fuck.



My older, cooler cousins took me on a night out, I think as an act of pity. I just sort of followed them around, but it was actually nice to feel what it's like to be normal for a brief moment.

Haven't been out with them before or since.


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Morning lads.


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I'll probably stream again soon. You should stream though, yours were always the greatest apart from lupus'.


Just ordered a Domino's.

My food-making maestro is "The Laser" Adeel.


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>Domino's for dinner



Since when does that merit a BANTER TBH LADS HAHA WAHEYY type response?


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Just been to Lidl for a box of these.

>there are barbarians who bite into them straight away


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Have you listened to his interview with Chris Evans?

I generally don't like much of what Chris Evans does, however I've listened to a lot of him as it's what my parents listen too in the house, and I've always thought he was a good interviewer. I'm not sure on his actual views but he always seems interested in what people he's talking to have to say, and never interrupts them.

It was quite enjoyable.


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All I've really seen of him is this absolute trainwreck. I can't find a link to the interview you're referring to.



Here you go lad, his radio show is hit and miss. It's boomer age normie targeted as its peak time radio 2, but other than the "We've stole this story from buzzfeed" bits, it tends to be okay.



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>27, Pre-mones! Age/gender/recommendations?



How do I get this SWOLE?



She's just trying to live the best life she can, why are you trying to drag her down?


What do you all have planned for the wedding tomorrow?



what wedding?



The one happening tomorrow.


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>“For people I don’t see a long term thing with I don’t make them wait at all if I want to have sex. If I’m looking for an LTR then I make them wait a month, maybe two. With my current boyfriend I told him I wanted to wait and didn’t say for how long. We ended up waiting a month and a half. I think there’s something to be said for gauging a man’s reaction to being told to wait. I think it says a lot about how they think of sex and women.”



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Lads, what are your thoughts on dinosaurs?


Been awake for about 31 hours, time for bed. Goodnight guys.


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Good night lad. Have this fantastic piece of music to wake up to.



Not this shite again.


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>tfw striving for excellence

>tfw acting with integrity

>tfw respecting the individual

>tfw being a valued member of the ASDA family


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I used to pk to this. I still like it now, which I can't say for most of the stuff I listened to back then.


I just discovered The Chemical Brothers. How have I not heard of these before? Fantastic.


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This about sums it up.


The absolute state of England.


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>self-myofascial release with a solid dog ball

It hurts so much it feels amazing afterwards.


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Nobody was watching anymore.



I think most of our posters have busy schedules lad. I'll keep an eye out for you though when I'm at home. You should stream this sometime.



what the FUCK is going on eh



Just had a bit of thunder, hoped for a second it was WW3.



We had it about half an hour ago, it made one loud rumble and then fucked off.


Thinking I should give up porn lads.




Because I haven't watched any today, but I usually watch it in the morning before work and when I get home, then before bed.

its been a while since I went this long without porn honestly, and it doesn't feel great.


It's been a few months since I accidentally overdosed on MDMA, and I think I can safely say I haven't given myself brain damage.


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>After the movie, our friend Samantha came to take us to our friend Rob's house to smoke more. By the time she arrived, I was speaking mostly nonsense. I felt like I was talking normally, but neither of them could understand, so it was kind of frustrating. We got in Sam's car. On the ride I thought I was smoking a cigarette, but I kept dropping it and then I wouldn’t be able to find it. This would continue for the next three days. We got to Rob's house and they all smoked another blunt. They didn't give me any, but I didn’t notice, I was still smoking my imaginary cigarettes and speaking gibberish. I went into Rob's bathroom and tried to pee again. In my mind I still couldn't pee. From what I found out later, I actually peed all over the floor and the walls. I also took all of his family's toothbrushes and put them in my pocket. I do not know why. They all went outside to smoke another blunt and I did too. As they were smoking, I wandered away and they found me about an hour later in a neighbor's yard talking to a pine tree. I do not remember why.





Howdy Brits

How's the old mother country doing ?



Alright lad.

>How's the old mother country doing ?

It's best if we don't talk about it.



Ah, fair enough, I kinda ktf here some of the time.

The weathers nice and comfy though, which is good.



>How's the old mother country doing ?

Meghan Markle.



Oh shit, didn't think of that

Sorry guys



Deano doesn't overdose by accident.


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Reminder to read books and educate yourself.


Is two days of no posts our new record?



It is in the 2 years I've posted here.




There has been some posts though. I think the longest we went with 0 posts was April last year when the site got hacked and every board became /a/.


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Why can't synthesizers just be software?


do you feel alive


Want a wank tbh lads.


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>Why can't synthesizers just be software?

What did he mean by this?


I have just invented a new stretch.



What will you call it?


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The hanging whibblescromp.


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Where did he go wrong?


>Don't want for 2 days

>Dream about watching porn.

If I wasn't convinced I had a problem before, I definitely am now.



They both read like they were written by the same person in slightly broken English



>broken English

Is there anything in this world worse than this? I can forgive the odd spelling mistake here and there, but when ESLs repeatedly butcher the grammar it just becomes painful to read, and I can feel my braincells dying off while trying to decipher all the nonsense. I'm very glad there aren't any ESLs on this board, I absolutely cannot stand them.



Expanding on this, what the fuck is wrong with me?

Why the fuck would I dream about watching porn instead of having sex? Is that too fucking unlikely for my brain to imagine?



I've never had a dream where I've had sex; I assume it's because I've no idea what it's like.



Probably because that's all your brain has ever known. You're a pornosexual.


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Your time is coming, NEETscum.


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The lads.


I want a 125cc motocross bike.



Top looking lads, lad.



Is this /farmfeel/ lad?



Agreed. The worst part is that most of them don't even have the excuse of being ESLs, they're just fucking retarded.



You've made me think about my habits too lad. I'm going to quit watching porn starting tomorrow (since I watched it today already). It might become NoFap, since I don't ever fap to my thoughts these days, but if I get any major urges I might get rid of them that way since it has to be healthier.


Just put my washing on the line now it's pissing down, not a happy camper.


What constitutes porn when quitting? Hardcore, solo camwhores, nude selfies, swimsuit models, ASMR?



Maybe don't wait until midnight next time you lazy cunt



125cc bikes are for gays and losers. Get a DRZ400. Or at least a 2stroke if you can only get a 125.





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Anything that's not your own thoughts, I'd say, and no thinking about porn either.



Where do you think you are?


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Better to be a loser with a fast bike than a loser with a slow bike.



50mph isn't slow.



Only niggers like you care about having the fastest bike.



It's painfully slow for road speeds.



Better to be a fast nigger than a slow nigger.



You are the worst



Why do you want a 125?



Different user



Good for you lad, hope you get what you want from it.


Id constitude anything with nudity in it, or designed specifically for mastubatory purposes. I don't really porn is the big issue, I think its more of the dopamine loop and wanking itself. While im trying to avoid porn, I don't consider seeing it the end of the world.



>Id constitude anything with nudity in it, or designed specifically for mastubatory purposes. I don't really porn is the big issue, I think its more of the dopamine loop and wanking itself. While im trying to avoid porn, I don't consider seeing it the end of the world.

The absolute state of this post.



Ok, same question but for poster number 66307.



Better to be a respectable human than a fast nigger



Don't get me wrong, I think porn is generally bad, but porn itself isn't what I'd consider my issue, it's the actual act of wanking.


Porn is the problem, not masturbating.



>owning a motocross bike

>being a respectable human


Totalbiscuit finally died.





I know, pretty much every chav rides round on a 125 dirtbike with no licence plates.

Be a respectable adult and get a 600/1000 sportbike.


Haven't slept since Thursday. I feel exhausted.



Go to sleep.



No, I'll mess my sleeping pattern up.


I believe I said some negative things about USB-C some months back.

I take back everything I said, they're not prone to falling out. My charging port just managed to gather so much pocket lint in a few weeks of owning it that the cable couldn't fully be pushed in.



I think it also depends on the phone. My old one had a habit of falling out, however it was a cheap ass wileyfox. Since switching phones Ive had no problems.


I believe I said some negative things about Vaporwave some months back.

I take back everything I said, Vaporwave is based.

Signed, music lad.


I believe I said some positive things about Grimes some months back.

I take back everything I said, the ugly gremlin makes noise too horrid to be called music, and she looks like an albino chimpanzee.

Signed, anon who recently got a new pair of glasses and a hearing aid.



t. James


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Explain this.



My pure sexual energy is so potent that women can sense it, even over the internet, intimidating them and forcing them to flirt with me.



She's sweetening you up so you and other betas will be more inclined to orbit her channel and give her money. Do you know nothing about women?


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y-yeah, I know


How long until a muzzie prison gang kills Tommy Robinson?



I don't have a problem with muzzies killing Jews.



Tenner on him seeing the light of Allah.



I'll take you up on that lad, although it has to be before he leaves prison.


Had a wank last night before bed, then again this morning lads.

Same video too, just enjoyed it too much. I didn't feel at all bad about it last night, but todays is incredibly dissapointing.

Oh well, I managed 5 days the first time, let's try and break that going forward.



What was the video?


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>me touch willy. feel good


i hope you lads have had a nice day


thinking of leaving /brit/



If you post there you shouldn't be here.



fuck OFF



I can't stand those lads.



YOU fuck off /brit/shitter


Took my shoes off and socks are proper stinky lads


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This website is fun.


Morning lads, doing anything exciting today?


What does that mean lad?



>Morning lads, doing anything exciting today?

Going to bed at some point, been up since last night.


why are women so eager to kill their own children?



Because they are selfish. They believe children will interfere with their current lifestyle and that this is a good enough justification to murder them.


I found a potentially dangerous spider in the bananas at work today. I immediately moved it to a safer location and secured it into a container, not thinking about my own wellbeing, but that of our customers.


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>not throwing it at the nearest wog family


Bit hot today lads.


Do you lads use any music playing software? I tend to just listen to stuff on youtube but the bookmarks are clogging my browser up.


If I fail NoPorn I will donate £50 to the Socialist Worker's Party.



You better not fail then.



Windows Media Player


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foobar tbh, you can edit the layout and there's lots of fancy ones if you like that sort of thing.



I just use mpc-hc + windows explorer. I've always had a hatred for "music library" software like itunes/foobar/etc, as well as photo album/image library software. They're completely redundant, all they do is give you a very misleading impression of your file structure in the most bloated way possible, leading to bad computer habits and making it even more difficult for computer plebs to understand what's going on under the hood. This has been the bane of my life when it comes to helping family members with computer problems, because they don't understand the difference between the software's own virtual folders, and their computer's actual file structure, leading to extra confusion and needless overcomplication.


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>The world-famous guitar maker Fender and four leading keyboard manufacturers are at the centre of a price fixing investigation after “dawn raids” were carried out at their British offices.

>Although the companies have not been officially named, The Sunday Telegraph understands they include Yamaha, one of the biggest musical instrument manufacturers in the world, Roland, Korg, Casio and Fender.

I TOLD you lads, I told you about music gear being overpriced compared to what it really should be. I fucking knew it, they're scamming us all.

>While it is not clear what triggered the investigations, one music industry insider said it may be linked to a complaint from Germany


Thank you based Behringer.


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Damn shame.


Are you lads my mates.




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>Asda is not base-


Sight reading is hard.


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>didn't record any of Snake's streams



Egg on your face, lad.



>he went back 3000 posts for THIS



I'm actually scouring old threads for a specific image that I lost when I got a new computer, just seen that and had a chuckle.


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I'm sad that I didnt record anything either honestly.


What image lad?


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>What image lad?

Basically this one, but wojak is dropping.

I'm all the way back to last April's thread and I haven't found it, which can't be right because I know for a fact I've posted it a couple of times since then.


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>a girl will never look at me like this


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>tfw shorter than her


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Fug I might be shorter than her too. How tall are you?


Only two days on the second attempt, but all the porn on my computer has now been removed.

At the very least, even if I am actually wanking, it's still a lot less than the three times a day (Or sometimes more) that I was before.




May as well be fucking 4'6, anything below 5'10 is pretty much discard tier as far as women are concerned



Take the Socialist Worker pill with me lad. If you fail, you must donate £50.




Are you buttmad about abortion?


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I'd rather not give charity to anyone. If anything I should be putting £50 into some sort of savings account everytime I fail.

Im not going to though, money isnt much of a motivator for me.


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>no trump supporter gf






you are not a woman nor will you ever have children so why do you care, virgin.


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Just had a bowl of chicken noodles lads.


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>that hairline

>that age

>those tattoos

>dressed like a prostitute

Why yes, I do believe this lady is a worthwhile investment of my time and money.



Poor little lad.


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A few months back I moved some files from an old PC which had been moved on to that PC from an even older PC. This was all for mummy and I didn't give it much thought, I guess I assumed she's an old woman information hoarding, seemed like a lot of photos and not much else, anyway today I was using an external hard-drive and found that some of the content was stored on it, I couldn't help but notice a folder called 'asbergers' with some files in it such as

>Anon's reaction to his school report.doc

>Croydon asperger syndrome support group.doc

tbh, a lot of it was really hard to read, I don't remember very much of this time but from the documents (written by mummu, primary school teachers and social workers) I get the impression It was accepted that I was a uniquely difficult child.

The folder contained another folder called

>Anons stories and pictures

Inside this one there were some stories I wrote from the ages of 6 to 10 and some pictures I guess I made at about the same age.

It never began for me did it lads? Mummu must have been monitoring my activity on the familtyPC and submitting it as evidence to the social workers, feel mugged off but I do love the idea of me raging in the assessment room (which is apparently what I always did) as some psychology cunt looks at these from behind the one way mirror.




You never had a chance, lad.



>Gremlin Squad

Simply fantastic.



That gremlin squad picture is cracking me up, good work lad.



The 70s and 80s were the golden age of electronic music.


Lovely bit of rain.


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Hardest I've laughed in a while.


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Here lad.


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Thanks, lad.


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That's alright lad it was in April 17s thread.



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You're butthurt because

1. If abortions were easier to get in the 90s, your mother would have had you aborted because she would have preferred to spend her money on menthol cigarettes and cheap chardonnay.

2. If you somehow managed to get a girl pregnant she would probably abort it because she doesn't want to raise a goblin.



I'm sensing a lot of projection in this post.



m-muh projection!



>If abortions were easier to get in the 90s, your mother would have had you aborted

I wish.



It's either that or headcanon, because his post was a fucking orangutan.


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>If you somehow managed to get a girl pregnant she would probably abort it because she doesn't want to raise a goblin.


Nice try kid, you're in gremlin territory now.


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Everything about this girl puts me in a fit of uncontrollable anger just making me want to punch holes in every wall around me.

I would do just about anything to punch her really hard in the throat and then kick soil on her face.




Stop going back to her channel then.


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dubs ;_;


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I just dozed off in front of the computer for an hour or so and dreamt that the thread had hit bump limit and we migrated to a new one. Felt a bit confused when I woke up.



Is this what you do now that you're older and wiser?



nick fuentes is based


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What would you do with her?



I would have nothing to do with her.



I'd leave her be. She's clearly found her place in life.


Are you lads having a nice day.



It's alright, nothing out of the ordinary. How about you?


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Good. These arrived today. I'm going to try and make something from the book.





Very cool, seems a nice activity to do on the back garden while the sun is out



Proper men's hobby that, good luck lad.



I wasn't the person who replied lad. All he posted was a picture of an ape and you got in a mess. I didn't even say I was for or against abortion.


Lads. I am getting better at improvising on the keyboard.






What's your favourite chord progression?



Hope you remembered to get a knife license, lad.



No such thing as favourites with me, but I do have little things I like to use a lot. I like flipping between major and minor in unusual ways, like switching back and forth between Cm7 and CM7, or between Cm7 and Am7, for instance. I also really, really like 5th, 9th, and sus2 chords. With chords like those (harmonious chords that lack a clear major or minor indicator) you can pretty much fire off a random sequence of them, and they'll almost always sound great.


Off to bed, goodnight lads.



N'night, lad.


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>2 more shifts then I'm off for a month


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>"""""men""""" who lick fannies which in all likelihood have taken dozens of dicks

>"""""men""""" who put their tongues inside women's shitholes



Very nice, my fellow wagie. I'm currently off for 2 weeks myself. How will you be spending it?



>>"""""men""""" who lick fannies which in all likelihood have taken dozens of dicks

The only one I've licked was as pure as the driven snow.



Still though lad, subordinating yourself to a woman like that? You must have really liked her. On top of that the idea of it is just a bit gross.


To the lad who's trying to repair his dopamine receptors from years of porn abuse, supposedly heavy lifting and HIIT cardio can help. Obviously lots of veg and a good diet in general is also a plus.



she always returned the favour, plus it's a mutually beneficial arrangement.


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Good boy


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This is really good. Is the lad who can't see embedded links still here?




Given how awful some of the shit posted is I can't tell if this is a joke.



Sorry but you're wrong on this one. It's incredible.




He's right, it's fucking garbage. This is exactly the sort of mainstream normie shite that only a fannylicker could tolerate.


It is my great honor to be known as the lad who posts quality music.



You are the lad who uses amerimutt spellings instead of the proper ones, and you need to stop.



You've done nothing but bully me. You are not a good lad.



>"""men""" who cry sour grapes on something they will never, ever get the opportunity to experience.


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I have sex regularly and I've made it clear my mouth is never going down there.



The music you posted bullied my ears.



Both of you, OUT



>I'm currently off for 2 weeks myself.

Nice one, lad. What've you been up to?

>How will you be spending it?

Probably wanking myself silly and getting drunk.



Those things aren't good for your soul, lad. I will be mostly playing piano, reading, lifting, and eating big.


Lads, it's been bugging me all day. What the fuck was wrong with the song I posted? Yeah the video and lyrics are a bit gay, but the groove and melody are fantastic. Who the fuck pays attention to lyrics anyway?



It's absolutely devoid of any creative talent whatsoever and you should probably take a break from the internet for a few weeks until you've meditated upon your complete lack of good taste.



I want to fight you. I think I would win.


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Nobody said anything about the video or the lyrics, it's more the fact it's 100% soulless manufactured pop music, with all the cliches that go with that. The "groove" is babbies first 80s pop beat that's used in a million other pop songs, and it's got all that "haha so retro and quirky, who /gameboy/ here?" square wave crap that was popular during the five years before that song came out. It's clearly trying to emulate the success of bands like MGMT, and all the countless hipster nobhead "we make indie 8bit synth chiptune 80s powerpop, please check out our myspace and buy our totally retro 7" vinyl and cassette" artists and bands that plagued the late 00s and early 2010s.

The melody is clearly trying to emulate several other pop songs, while making a few unnatural changes here and there to avoid plagiarism, but ends up sounding overly simple, generic and safe to the point where it's not really a good melody at all. It sounds familiar enough to your average normie that they'll be inclined to accept it without resistance, without the song being able to stand on it's own two feet. It's another one of those "songs on the radio" that sounds like all the other "songs on the radio". It's lowest common denominator music aimed at lowest common denominator people, and you like it, so that tells us a lot about your "taste", or lack thereof rather.


'tis a fine day to be alive, m'scroopleflompers


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Has livestreaming gone too far?



I think he's been severely brainwashed by youtube/livestream culture, where the only thing that matters is content, views, subs, donations, etc. He didn't seem to comprehend the severity of the situation he caused, and was just casually walking away from it saying "we're going viral bros". If it didn't hit him while sitting in the cop car, I hope it hits him while sitting in his cell.


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I hereby challenge our based piano lads to play this.


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I've caught a wasp, it must be on its way out because it was dozily stumbling about my windowsill. I'm going to feed it to my venus flytrap once it's dead.


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the islams are taking over are country its pc gone mad it is



Back to halfchan lad.


Chicken dippers and chips for tea.



I might not have anything for tea, I've been overeating recently


My flytrap is eating the wasp. I accidentally triggered some of the surrounding traps while I was feeding it but it shouldn't be too big of a deal because it's a big meal.


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Are white blood cells bullies?



your flytrap wont live longer than a few weeks


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What was the video? It's been removed.




>doesn't eat ass



That's so gross. If my kid ever had a "blowup" diaper or vomited anywhere I'd probably just walk out and never come back tbh. Cleaning up 30lbs of shit is not worth a "hula dance".




Cuz they always die.


Kek, what a tard.



I wish you'd walk out of here and never come back.




You ought to, arse licking normalcunt.



If you've genuinely ever put your tongue inside another person's shithole, or would, then I consider you to be subhuman, and concur with the lad who suggested you fuck off.



They're not that uncommonly kept in this country, and there are sites based here with active userbases dedicated to their care and maintenance, so you're clearly talking bollocks, which is exactly what I'd expect of someone who types like a 12 year old yank.



And if you don't and you're not willing to eat ass, I consider you to be a coward and a weak man.

And I hope your stupid plant dies.



This is an anti bum tonguing community, your kind is NOT welcome here, please leave immediately.

>And I hope your stupid plant dies.

You leave his healthy and well fed venus fly trap alone, bully.


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Yes, subordinating yourself to a woman in one of the most degrading and grotesque ways imaginable is a real sign of strength. Enjoy your intestinal parasites.



tounging an arsehole seems hot tbh



His plant has gay leaves.


Femdom is a patrician fetish only enjoyed by alpha makes such as myself and this anon >>66503

Sorry weak man, can't help you.



Which part of connecting your mouth and tongue to a literal shit hole seems hot to you?


I won't be baited any longer.



the taboo nature of it


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>EWWWWWWW vaginas are GROSS!!!!! I'd NEVER put my mouth on one ever that is icky EWWWWW


>halfchan /britfeel/ now has its own radio show



Lay off the porn lad.


If you've ever put your mouth on a vagina, you need to leave.



if you weren't a C section birth you had your mouth on a vagina:)



If we're being pedantic, I didn't say "had", I said "put", as in "placed with intention".


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it hurts


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>Poles are not base-



Only a few minutes in, but that drumming is fucking wicked. Excellent rare groove lad.



It gets better lad, you're in for a treat. Feel free to bookmark it.


Dark chocolate and gold top milk for supper.


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Another cracker. Good night.


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>I told Deano to eat shit and he fucking did it he did the madman!!



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Good morning laddos. What did you during the downtime?

>sat aimlessly at the computer and realised I have an imageboard addiction

>read a book instead and felt a bit better about myself



Morning lad.

>What did you during the downtime?

Sat at my computer for the day then went to bed.



I realized I had an imageboard addiction but instead of doing something else I just lurked some different imageboards.


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Frankie Boyle's New World Order S2 Ep1 (18th May 2018)

>Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan, Mona Chalabi, David Baddiel and Joe Lycett.



Their misery and pessimism has cheered me right up, thanks lad.


What are you lads up to. I'm cleaning my flat.



I need to clean my room actually, I've got a bucnh of rubbish on my desk. Since I reorganised the desk my bin isnt right next to me any more and I have to get up to put stuff in it, probably a bad decision.


I really, really want it to rain.


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I like Autechre. I haven't listened to them in years.


I really want a wank tbh lads.



I'm on day 7 at the moment and I feel great. It helps that I have to donate to the Socialist Worker's Party if I fail. If you're thinking about wanting a wank to the point of posting it here then you're already letting the urge have too much power over you. Your brain is hungering for dopamine right now, so give it some, but by doing something productive instead.




Or alternatively just have a moral wank to a qt using only your thoughts. Porn is the real problem, I don't think NoFap is necessary, though it is a good test of will.


Standing up to play the keyboard is much cooler than sitting down, in my humble opinion.


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What the heck is going on here.



Sequencing, mostly.

The SH-101 is an 80s monosynth that had a built in step sequencer, which he is programming (every note press enters that note into the sequence and moves to the next step, whenever he presses the button above it adds a rest step). Next he sequences what looks like a TB-303 clone, which works similarly. Then he shows himself adjusting the decay on a sound on an Elektron Analog Rytm, which I believe is a modern analogue/sample-based hybrid drum machine, which again has it's own sequencer. Then he gets all the sequences playing together (one of the machines will provide the master clock, and the rest will be slaved to it via MIDI, so they all stay in sync with each other), while he plays a Novation Bass Station 2 live.



It looks fun and sounds fantastic. Is it hard?



>Is it hard?

Uneducated black teenagers from New York, Chicago, and Detroit were doing the same thing with the same gear in the 80s, so no. This is how all synthpop, hip-hop, electro, house, techno, etc. was made, from the dawn of MIDI up until home computers took over the role of master sequencer/clock in the 90s, and fully "in-the-box" DAW solutions came about in the early 00s.

The gear is very expensive though, an order of magnitude more so than it was back then (digital synths and drum machines took the world by storm in the mid 80s, and all the old analogue gear was practically being given away, hence how all those piss-poor black kids in the ghettos got a hold of it). You can use a DAW and VSTs to generate exactly the same thing and better, what he made in that video amateur hour shite for literally nothing, assuming you're pirate savvy. TAL do a great SH-101 VST clone that I use a lot, and Audio Realism make a near-perfect TB-303 clone.

On the other hand, Behringer are breaking into the analogue hardware clones market, and two of the planned machines are an SH-101 clone and a TR-808 clone, so if you really want to go the hardware route I'd wait for their line-up to be released.




What did that have to do with anything?


Sleep quality on phenibut and L-tryptophan is second to none.


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Have you ever met one?



No, I have never had the misfortune of meeting a /fringe/ autist.



S01E09 of X Files.




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Morning lads.

How would you solve the obesity epidemic?


I've started waking up with extremely powerful erections.



I have a few ideas:

>refuse access to the NHS and majority of welfare to fatties above the obesity threshold

>hefty tax on food & drinks with high sugar/sugar-substitute levels and little-to-no nutritional value (natural products like fruit, honey, etc will obviously be excluded)

>force manufacturers to display large obesity warnings and images of disgusting fat cunts on the packaging

>ban on marketing those products to children, perhaps introduce an age restriction

>ban on promoting and celebrating obesity, no "plus sized" models, etc.

>abolish hate speech laws, reintroduce fat shaming as our national pastime


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Clicks and pops ruin it for me, uploader should have taken better care of his records.



That's the only problem with obscure music from this era, I can't seem to find better quality versions anywhere. Same with the albums on the first channel I found with the blind frog who you liked.



Yeah, you're pretty much shit out of luck unless they happened to release a non-brickwall limited CD version, or you win the second-hand vinyl lottery and make your own digital transfer. Sometimes you can find obscure records on Soulseek, but their vinyl recordings (at least, the freely available ones) are often complete garbage as well.



Your time approaches lad.




I haven't heard that word in a decade. That's where I used to get all my music.


It's up. I'll link it when the time comes.


What the FUCK, I did the date wrong in the new thread. Can a based mod fix it?



Fixed it lad.


Had this dream last night that I was walking around my back garden and found a parrot, but it ran away from me every time I tried to pick it up.


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Jealous tbh



I'd be all for those apart for the tax. Nothing wrong with someone who knows how to control themselves indulging in treats, and I don't think they should be punished because some people don't know how to control themselves.



I agree. They should just be taxed directly.


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>this video and those comments

What exactly is going on here?



>Nothing wrong with someone who knows how to control themselves indulging in treats

I guess I'm at a point where I don't even see chocolate/sweets/fizzy drinks/etc. as treats, I see them more like how non-smokers and non-drinkers view fags and booze. Things that might provide "good feelings" on the surface, but have addictive properties and huge negative health effects when overconsumed. I think it's better to stick to fruit instead, which tastes absolutely orgasmic when you've gone cold turkey on sweets.


>They should just be taxed directly

That would probably work better, because then they wouldn't be able to get around it by simply importing garbage food/drinks from other countries. The only solution for them then would be paying up, or fucking off to other countries, which I'd view as a success.


>In October 2011, British prime minister David Cameron told reporters that his government might introduce a Fat Tax as part of the solution to Britain's obesity problem.

You could have stopped it Dave, why didn't you do it?



>What exactly is going on here?

Fetish porn. You know full well that's what it is.


1000 kcal shake

who /big boy for mummy/ here?


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We have some musical lads, but no live music shows. What's going on?



I'd love to see some live customer service from the based retail lads.


*Flies into space and directs a meteor at your local asda*



It takes a lot more effort and preparation than just loading up an emulator and playing games, and I'm completely unprepared. Also my computer has been fairly unstable for the last year or two, getting occasional audio dropouts, video driver crashes, general crashes, etc.. I think it really needs formatting and starting fresh, but I cannot be fucked with that.


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Do you lads think this is accurate? I'm especially interested to hear what our resident wankers have to say.



I'll get back to you in about 8 hours after my current edging session.



Actually I think I've fixed the audio dropout problem, a new driver for my audio interface came out 3 days ago and now it seems fairly solid. I thought it was just my PC being shit because my old audio interface did something similar in it's old age, albeit a lot worse.

I'm not impressed though, this interface model (Steinberg UR824) has been out for about 6 years, and yet they've only just the other day solved a fairly major performance issue that people with certain PCs have been complaining about for ages. I swear I googled for shit like this before I bought it, and nothing significant came up, at least compared with other ones I looked at. At least it seems alright for the time being, but if the problems continue I'll have to sell it.






They're a German company, and the majority of the hardware and software for their audio interfaces is actually produced by Yamaha (Japanese), just with the Steinberg label slapped on it.



I will say though, when it comes to their DAW (Cubase) they're jewish as fuck. Do yourselves a favour and never even think about using it, or any other DAW that uses cancerous dongle protection or makes you pay ludicrous amounts for every update. Stick with FL Studio and their lifetime free updates, and the ability to install and use it on as many computers as you bloody well please, without requiring an internet connection.


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