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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

File: 582b5bbc18d5eb6⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, britfeel campfire-5.png)

 No.65856

Thread #107

Camp Feels Edition

Previous thread >>65136

 No.65858

>>65856

Maximum Comfy


 No.65859

2 days of nofap, about to give in again.


 No.65860

>>65856

Should've crossed out April, lad.


 No.65861

>>65860

It's not the 1st yet and I want to go to bed now, so I didn't intend on waiting till midnight.

On that note, night lads


 No.65862

>>65861

Now we're stuck with an OP image saying the wrong month for the next month, because you posted the new thread 38 minutes early

REEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.65863

>>65862

>first decent OP in months

>have a fit about the date

Peak 'tism


 No.65864

>>65838

Just release an album for us lad.


 No.65865

>tfw made a better OP than this with the right date but was waiting for the old one to fill up

n-next time…


 No.65866

File: 50aa20cfc38ce40⋯.jpg (200.56 KB, 470x595, 94:119, 1436240399641.jpg)

>>65856

>Camp Feels

You'd know.


 No.65867

>>65864

If I'm going to make an album, even if it's just for you lot, it's going to be a proper fucking album, not just a bundle of random tracks thrown together with no sonic or thematic cohesion.


 No.65868

File: b55f199daa80fbd⋯.jpg (109.67 KB, 1140x700, 57:35, total-biscuit-john-bain.jpg)

It's terminal lads. What horrible news to wake up to.


 No.65869

File: e6d1f79114cc8b4⋯.png (136.38 KB, 1804x713, 1804:713, b733c5d9194c5f1d3d08dae3df….png)

>>65868

This should cheer you up.


 No.65870

>>65865

Next time lad, there's plenty of threadslaving to go around


 No.65871

File: 9053f357792bcd2⋯.png (254.68 KB, 640x807, 640:807, hightoryhitch.png)


 No.65872

>>65868

Its been terminal for years lad. He's just moved up the schedule a bit.


 No.65873

>>65859

I don't think I've jerked off in about 2 months (bar one time at work where I was too frustrated to think straight). I stopped because I had no clue how damaging excessive masturbation was for maintaining a normal erection when you need it.

At this point I think my penis has pretty much regained it's normal sensitivity and I don't even crave porn anymore.


 No.65874

>>65873

>(bar one time at work where I was too frustrated to think straight).

you filthy fucking prole


 No.65875

>>65874

I was alone in an office with nobody around and incredibly frustrated.


 No.65876

>>65875

disgusting Irishman.


 No.65877

>>65876

I am NOT Irish.


 No.65878

>>65877

>call him disgusting, filthy, a prole, it rolls off his back.

>call him an Irishman, see how he recoils. "I've been found out!"


 No.65879

it took two hours of bargaining with myself but I finally left my room to wash my clothes lads.


 No.65880

>>65879

How was it? I've never washed clothes before.


 No.65881

>>65880

it was fine, I just dumped it all in, added some washing up powder to the little drawer and pressed start. I'm just really lethargic and am struggling to do anything at the moment


 No.65882

I can smell something a bit rank. I think it might be me


 No.65883

>>65881

I don't whether it's because I'm autistic or not, but I've never been able to get my head around the whole "lights" and "darks" separation thing.

>>65882

I know that feel, it's been 2.5 weeks since I last showered.


 No.65884

>>65883

could be an autism thing, but honestly unless something is pure white I just chuck it in with the darks, never had a problem doing it that way.


 No.65885

>>65884

This tbh, and sometimes I don't even bother seperating the whites. Most of my whites are t-shirts I wear underneath other shit, I dont care if they dont look 100% white.


 No.65886

Chicken nuggets chips and peas for tea.


 No.65887

>>65886

>half 9

Bit of a late tea lad


 No.65888

>>65887

I eat tea whenever I want.


 No.65889

>>65888

Evidently, that doesn't make it right.


 No.65890

>>65885

>I dont care if they dont look 100% white

FOY


 No.65891

File: cbab46a3aadeb20⋯.png (233.69 KB, 500x395, 100:79, cbab46a3aadeb200ada43bdefd….png)

Do your stretches.


 No.65892

>>65889

If you haven't had every meal at every hour of the clock at some point then you're a normalfag.


 No.65893

It's time to cheer up, lads


 No.65894

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Aryan philosopher man did a stream and I missed it


 No.65895

>>65894

I caught the last 20 mins of it, it had ~25 viewers and he was just reading out and responding to the live chat. It was pretty decent.

Still not a fan of the whole "Aarvoll" gimmick, though.


 No.65896

>>65893

>BD

what did he mean by this


 No.65897

File: ef0c4082af86f8a⋯.jpg (21.57 KB, 306x464, 153:232, 4BBD0CBB00000578-5679381-i….jpg)

File: e2c761c1ed234e3⋯.jpg (28.51 KB, 634x459, 634:459, 4BBD0D7700000578-5679381-i….jpg)

File: f60b395a9f7da47⋯.jpg (38.4 KB, 306x503, 306:503, 4BBD0D5B00000578-5679381-i….jpg)

Death of beautician, 19, who took Ecstasy, cocaine and hippy crack and downed vodka on weekend away was 'every parent's worst nightmare'

>Lauren Atkinson suffered a fatal seizure after swallowing two MDMA tablets

>She died at the hotel in Manchester where she had been staying with friends

>Tests showed toxic effects of MDMA as well as nitrous oxide and drinking vodka

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5679381/Death-beautician-19-weekend-away-parents-worst-nightmare.html


 No.65898

>>65897

>19

More like 49, she looks old enough to be my mum.


 No.65899

>>65897

I'm not an edgelord, but good riddance.


 No.65900

>>65897

who the fuck calls nitrous oxide hippy crack


 No.65901

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.65902

>>65898

She's put too much make up on in attempt to change how her bone structure looks, it's too pronounced so she just looks haggard and old.


 No.65903

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HE'S LIVE AGAIN


 No.65904

>>65903

M A D M A N

A

D

M

A

N


 No.65905

Perfect day for my SAD light.


 No.65906

>>65897

>Death of beautician, 19, who took Ecstasy, cocaine and hippy crack and downed vodka on weekend away was 'every parent's worst nightmare'

My worst nightmare as a parent would be to have this awful roastie fuckup as my daughter.


 No.65907

A whole new day ripe with endless possibilities lies ahead of us. How will YOU seize it?


 No.65908

>>65907

I got one of my graphics tablets out, I want to learn how to colour.


 No.65909

File: d3566edf784891a⋯.png (67.04 KB, 616x313, 616:313, rationalia.png)

Would you apply for citizenship?


 No.65910

Today I am going to do a high volume session at the gym instead of my usual high intensity approach.


 No.65911

File: c13e64c4d4eca0c⋯.png (174.98 KB, 978x360, 163:60, Eye.png)

Rate my colouring lads. I didn't draw the sketch, I just found it online and coloured it in by loosely following a tutorial.


 No.65912

I've lost the original Deano picture, the one from the meetup. Anyone got it?


 No.65913

File: f0a6e8818f04339⋯.jpg (94.13 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 1430670051976.jpg)

>>65912

Here you go lad.


 No.65914

File: 1c932e01e1fa3cd⋯.jpg (22.2 KB, 580x332, 145:83, 5987489431248.JPG)


 No.65915

FLOOPITY


 No.65916

>>65915

It's been almost 7 months and your crap forced maymay still hasn't caught on, just let it die lad.


 No.65917

File: 74ddab57a119dd6⋯.mp4 (922.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 74ddab57a119dd6f476377c3ad….mp4)


 No.65918

I'm strongly considering going back to college, and then eventually to uni, to study to become a physiotherapist. I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy it, and I think having some concrete goals to work towards would be good for me. Hopefully I'd be able to fit my course days around work, and there are loans and grants available for the courses I'd be doing, so financially there should be no problems. If I don't do something I'll be a retail lad forever.


 No.65919

>>65918

>physiotherapy

It's always seemed to me that lads going into physiotherapy is the male equivalent to girls going into hair & beauty / fashion design. It's like the lads realise they'll never be top footballers, and the girls realise they'll never be famous pop stars / fashion models, so they go for the next best thing, only to end up back in retail or NEET at the end of it because everyone else had the same idea.

That or I just have a biased perspective because my physiotherapy uni graduate cousin is still a retail lad after several years and my hairdressing dropout sister briefly became a waitress at the local pub restaurant for a few months before becoming a stay-at-home mum.


 No.65920

>>65909

>All policy shall be based on the weight of evidence

Sounds like a white man's utopia tbh. Niggers and kikes would be shot on sight.


 No.65921

>>65919

Are those types of people even finishing their degrees though? I'm not set on it, but I really want a way out of my current situation, and I can't think of anything else with good prospects that I'd be interested in doing. I just really need a goal and to apply myself to something, smh.


 No.65922

>>65921

My cousin finished his, as did his posh girlfriend who he met while he was there, and they've been in retail ever since. To be honest, I only ever hear of people finishing uni and then ending up in retail with extra debt, I think the whole thing is a trap.


 No.65923

I'm off to bed, I tried drawing a landscape picture earlier and it was utter shit, so I'll have to practice more. Goodnight guys.


 No.65924

File: d14abfb13d1e551⋯.jpg (224.01 KB, 1200x877, 1200:877, g53h5.jpg)

Bought an FZR600 today for £500. Looks pretty much identical to this.

It has leaky fork seals, dead battery and currently only 3 cylinders are running which is probably from the shit fuel. Apart from that it's fine.

23 years old, 2 previous owners (father and son) and it's spent almost it's whole life indoors, pretty much perfect condition.


 No.65925

it's cold


 No.65926

To those of you who live with your parent(s) - are you a good boy for mummy?


 No.65927

>>65926

I'm a good lad for my mum, yes.


 No.65928

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I've got it up to 1 minute now. I'm going to post a recording when I can play the whole thing.


 No.65929

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fantastic.


 No.65930


 No.65931

File: 05a6c6663ec9f08⋯.png (53.78 KB, 849x872, 849:872, 1452507843009.png)

>>65930

Why not?


 No.65932

File: 862519f8dc9a0e3⋯.png (13.82 KB, 380x398, 190:199, pollingday.png)


 No.65933

Got my ESA re-assessment results back lads, nothing's changed except they're going to give me an extra 80p per week.


 No.65934

>>65932

>Today is polling day

I had no idea tbh


 No.65935

>>65933

Lucky you.


 No.65936


 No.65939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Well god fucking damn.


 No.65940

>>65939

To expand on this, Behringer have always been a low end "pro" audio gear manufacturer, and have a several decade long reputation of putting out cheaply made shite that breaks easily or just doesn't work well, but recently they've supposedly gotten a lot better. Even more recently, they've been tapping into the resurging analogue synth market, and managed to completely BTFO Moog (top end synth pioneer since the 60s) by releasing a fully analogue Minimoog (very famous 70s monosynth that has been reissued within the last few years) clone for 1/12th of the original price (£300 VS around £3500), and it sounds absolutely identical to the original, with some neat extra features.

Today it has been revealed that they're doing the same to Roland by bringing out a fully analogue 808 clone (all Roland has ever bought out is mediocre digital simulations), expected to come out later this year, and I suspect it'll probably around the same price tag as their Minimoog clone. It just so happens that I very recently spent 2 months building my own fully analogue 808 clone, which sounds great but has buggy firmware that'll probably never be updated, and has a few other problems that I haven't got around to fixing, for about £900.


 No.65941

>>65933

No problem lad. Spend it wisely.


 No.65942

File: b4d69230af5e7da⋯.png (822.89 KB, 960x618, 160:103, Thread101.png)

Thread image is fairly comfy but I'm deleting a bunch of files from a drive and am a bit furious this was never put in the rotation.


 No.65943

I hope you lads have good posture.


 No.65944

File: 412384c465e6ed3⋯.jpg (403.2 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, jeffrey-dahmer-9264755-1-4….jpg)

File: 3e7e2dc745b2094⋯.jpg (43.01 KB, 900x477, 100:53, ed-gein.jpg)

File: 2feabbc768b2a42⋯.jpg (76.47 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, armin meiwes.jpg)

what's with krauts and cannibalism?


 No.65945

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.65946

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG1gbOjWWdI&list=RD_DxjFs_dsR8&index=22

I'm finding some great music lately. Have you lads seen any of the films on this playlist? I'm thinking of downloading a load of gook films since I've enjoyed all of the ones I've seen.


 No.65947

>>65942

Perhaps you should take some initiative and make a thread yourself sometimes instead of getting angry at others, you lout.


 No.65948

I am finally getting better at piano. I'm having fun learning things using synthesia but I feel like I should probably start working on my sight reading at some point.


 No.65949

File: 9e6ef44b0c28c59⋯.png (560.43 KB, 1568x857, 1568:857, WE DID IT REDDIT.png)

File: e9dbe56ee03ed44⋯.png (834.83 KB, 650x768, 325:384, doompug.png)


 No.65950

>>65949

the fucking state of western white women


 No.65951

>>65946

Yeah I've seen a lot of gook films. Rebels of the Neon God (1992) and Love & Pop (1998) are a couple you may not have heard of. Watch some Wong Kar-wai films if you haven't already, like Chungking Express (1994). Fallen Angels (1995) by WKW is possibly my favourite film of all time.


 No.65952

File: 379bd0797f977cb⋯.jpg (197.3 KB, 1200x750, 8:5, 379bd0797f977cbf3625614238….jpg)

>>65949

>women turning themselves into sentient(?) fuckdolls


 No.65953

Off to my dad's soon, I'm staying the night at his and then we're off to the Peak District in the morning, staying there until Monday. Never been before, should be good.


 No.65954

>>65949

Human waste removing itself from the genepool voluntarily.

I see nothing wrong with this.


 No.65956

>>65949

Why do you care? She doesn't want kids, so what?


 No.65957

File: 56aed6098ec6cf4⋯.mp4 (1.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, higher education.mp4)


 No.65958

>>65957

Thanks for convincing me I was wrong, lad.


 No.65959

lots of young lasses with nice feet about today


 No.65960

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh dapper joe


 No.65961

>>65960

>Comments are disabled for this video


 No.65962

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Of all the pieces of music on the playlist I posted yesterday, this is my favourite.

>gooks are subhuma-


 No.65963

>>65962

Every time I hear Gook piano stuff, its always really nice, and I really like it in a way that I don't usually enjoy traditional piano music. I'm not sure why exactly.

It's also odd to see so many moonrunes in the youtube comment section.


 No.65964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>65963

I know what you mean, it definitely feels different to Western stuff. I don't know too much about theory but I think they tend to favour different types of chords and scales.


 No.65965

cheesecake for supper


 No.65966

Suppose I better go to bed. N'night lads.


 No.65968

>>65962

Gooks are very concerned with appearing high class which is why so many put their children in piano lessons if they can afford it.


 No.65969

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Phillip Is Absolutely Baffled by the Men Who Believe the Earth Is Flat | This Morning


 No.65970

>>65969

does anyone here like phil? he seems like such a smarmy twat.


 No.65971

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

civic proles marching for free speech

LIVE


 No.65972

>>65968

Your comment wasn't even relevant to the music. Face it lad, you're just jealous of her skills.


 No.65973

File: 7f92e260348d8e5⋯.png (62.07 KB, 300x300, 1:1, streaming tears wojak.png)

>can put stock out faster than anyone else at work

>still no gf


 No.65974

I am downloading Fallen Angels on the recommendation of one of our esteemed posters.


 No.65975

>>65974

I liked it. I was a bit confused at the end until I realised it was more about mood and style than plot. The mischievous mute lad is a great actor. I'm going to watch Chungking Express later when I'm back from work.


 No.65976

Where do I find an 88-key hammer-action MIDI keyboard, a decent pair of headphones/monitors, and a copy of pianoteq? I need some pedals too.


 No.65977

>>65975

You'll notice connections between the two films. Fallen Angels was originally going to be part of Chungking Express.


 No.65978

File: f98e83257bde359⋯.jpg (73.36 KB, 531x683, 531:683, 1371338564210.jpg)

>on my way home from work, excited to find out what my mates on /britfeel/ have been up to

>there are no or very few new posts and I'm reminded I don't really have any mates


 No.65979

File: 2d2b40dfff1bcce⋯.png (114.99 KB, 630x1014, 105:169, brave and powerful.png)


 No.65980

Back from the Peak District lads. It was lovely, amazing views no matter where you go, and lots of cool little hidden areas. Loads of polish and pakis everywhere though, way more than I expected to find up north.

>>65978

It's sad that very few lads are replying to other lad's posts lately, but I'm here now. We might be mateless, but we're mateless together.


 No.65981

>>65979

Friendly reminder that if you disagree with any of these strong minded women, you are an incel and need to be killed.


 No.65982

File: a9f01f44f0143dd⋯.jpg (242.81 KB, 1600x1063, 1600:1063, grimes mayo.jpg)

>she's dating Elon Musk

Lucky guy.


 No.65983

>>65976

Is the one they call "the music lad" here? I've told shekelstein to put me in for loads of hours next week so I can afford all this stuff, but I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to buying equipment.


 No.65984

>>65983

>>65976

>88-key hammer-action MIDI keyboard

https://www.thomann.de/gb/master_keyboards_up_to_88_keys.html?feature-12037=true&filter=true

88 keys is what a typical grand piano has, and "hammer-action" is so that the keys behave more like a grand piano, so they have a real weight to them and don't immediately spring back up like typical keyboards if you do staccato and stuff. MIDI keyboards don't have their own internal sound generation, they are simply digital controllers that send out note-on, note-off, velocity, footpedal, etc. data, so if you want to hear anything you have to connect it up to a PC, or some other sound generation hardware that takes MIDI input (synthesizers, drum machines, etc).

Because PC motherboard sound hardware is usually complete shite, you'll want to get an audio interface as well if you don't have one already. Something like https://www.thomann.de/gb/focusrite_scarlett_2i2_2nd_gen.htm will do nicely.

Alternatively, you could go for a digital piano instead, which will have it's own sample-based sound generation, internal speakers, headphone amp, and usually a stand, sheet holder, and a set of pedals as well. You can also find bundles which will also throw in a seat and a pair of headphones. I'm not that familiar with them, but it looks like they often come with MIDI / MIDI-over-USB, so hooking it up to a PC is still possible. Could be a better option if you want a slightly more "plug-and-play" experience, although it'll be more limiting if you want to eventually go the production route rather than purely pianist route.

https://www.thomann.de/gb/compact_digital_pianos.html

>decent pair of headphones

For headphones I recommend a pair of Sennheiser HD-25s if you want a great, full frequency spectrum sound for low-ish cost, but they are "on ear" rather than "over ear", which some people find uncomfortable. Can't say I've ever liked the sound of any over ear headphones personally, but you can rarely go wrong with Sennheiser.

>monitors

https://www.thomann.de/gb/active_nearfield_monitors.html

Generally, bigger is better, smaller ones lack bass compared to larger ones, but it depends on your budget / space constraints. "Active" means each monitor has it's own amplifier inside it, so you don't need an external amplifier or have to worry about impedance matching, wattages, etc. You just plug straight into them from your audio interface / instrument / mixer / whatever outputs. I definitely recommend active over passive monitors.

>pianoteq

https://www.pianoteq.com/home

This is a bit of software than generates the sound of acoustic pianos (and other instruments if you buy the add-ons) in real-time using physical modelling synthesis ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_modelling_synthesis ), using no samples whatsoever, and it sounds amazing. Can be used as a standalone .exe or as a VST/AU/AAC plugin, so if you don't have a DAW you can still use it.

Let me know what you decide on, I can help you pick out the right cables and other things that you might need.


 No.65985

>>65982

What a strange looking boy. Does he have MS?


 No.65986

Someone come round and play dreamcast games with me.


 No.65987

>>65986

What games you got lad?


 No.65988

ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH


 No.65989

>>65986

You better have ChuChu Rocket.


 No.65990

>>65987

>>65989

ChuChu Rocket, Sega Bass Fishing and Sega Rally.


 No.65991

The Stranger within my gate,

He may be true or kind,

But he does not talk my talk–

I cannot feel his mind.

I see the face and the eyes and the mouth,

But not the soul behind.

The men of my own stock,

They may do ill or well,

But they tell the lies I am wanted to,

They are used to the lies I tell;

And we do not need interpreters

When we go to buy or sell.

The Stranger within my gates,

He may be evil or good,

But I cannot tell what powers control–

What reasons sway his mood;

Nor when the Gods of his far-off land

Shall repossess his blood.

The men of my own stock,

Bitter bad they may be,

But, at least, they hear the things I hear,

And see the things I see;

And whatever I think of them and their likes

They think of the likes of me.

This was my father's belief

And this is also mine:

Let the corn be all one sheaf–

And the grapes be all one vine,

Ere our children's teeth are set on edge

By bitter bread and wine.


 No.65992

What's the plan for tomorrow lads? It's my day off, and I have a few things in mind.

>play piano for a few hours

>go for a run with my new running shoes

>go to the shops for some birthday presents

>go to the gym

>watch a gook film

I find that if I don't plan things out I just end up mindlessly surfing the internet.

>>65984

Thanks lad. Since I have a 2i4 I should probably go the MIDI route and get into production at some point. Would pedals come with a MIDI or would I have to set that up some other way?


 No.65993

>>65992

>I find that if I don't plan things out I just end up mindlessly surfing the internet.

This is true for me, but I don't really tend to plan things out. I really should.


 No.65994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.65995

>>65992

>Would pedals come with a MIDI or would I have to set that up some other way?

Forgive my pedantry lad, but MIDI is the name of the protocol. You mean a MIDI keyboard, which is a keyboard that outputs MIDI data.

MIDI keyboards don't come with foot pedals, you have to buy them separately. They typically have a single 1/4" jack foot pedal input, so you can only use one pedal, and the majority of sustain pedals out there will only be read as either "open" or "closed" (although I've just found out they're completely capable of behaving like continuous controllers with a simple wiring modification, which would allow you to do half-pedalling or use it as an expression pedal). If having 2 or 3 grand piano style pedals is important to you, get a digital piano. If you can live with just using a single sustain pedal that functions as an on/off switch (unless you're handy with a multimeter and/or a soldering iron), then go with a MIDI keyboard.

And on that note, it looks like my next project is rewiring my sustain pedal so it works as an expression pedal.


 No.65996

Dinner's in the oven, boys.


 No.65997

>>65996

Owt nice?


 No.65998

>>65997

Some breaded chicken bites and BBQ sauce, it was pretty good.


 No.65999


 No.66000

My fingering is getting much better.


 No.66001

Are my hands going to get swole from playing piano a lot?


 No.66002

>>65999

The "pedal" looks like it's just a footswitch, and the piano is likely a generic chinese model that music shops can slap their own name onto. There's no telling if the build quality, the action, or the sound generation are actually any good (ignore amazon review plebs, they always have really low standards).

If you're dead serious about learning piano and/or becoming a pianist, go with a well-known digital piano manufacturer like Yamaha or Roland (or Kawai if you've got the dosh), with 3 pedals and half-pedalling capabilities on the sustain pedal at the very least. Remember though, this is if you want to be a pianist, not a keyboard player or a producer.

>>66001

They'll get a bit stronger, but not as much as if you did a couple of months of manual labour or rock climbing or something.


 No.66003


 No.66004

>>66000

Oi oi :¬)


 No.66005

>>66003

It seems good value because that's an auction with 0 bids, I imagine it will jump up to the £500 - £600 mark of previous listings before it's over. It also seems to be a model from 2002, which means the sound engine is probably not as good as more modern digital pianos, and looking through the manual I see that the pedals are all the "on/off" type.


 No.66006

I just went for a run. I managed to do 4.4km in 30 minutes without stopping. That's only slightly slower than my time on the treadmill, which is easier, and I didn't get any back pain like previous times I've run on concrete, so I'm very pleased. It's great to run outdoors in the sun as well.


 No.66007

>>66005

This is too difficult lad. Would you mind seeing what you can find for me? I'm willing to pay up to £500.


 No.66008

>>66005

I dare you to go to the shop to buy some milk.


 No.66009

>>66007

>I'm willing to pay up to £500

Lad, they pretty much start at £500, anything less will be a compromise in one or more key areas. The prices also vary a lot depending on where you look, Amazon prices are often higher than music gear specialist stores, and they try to jew you out by pretending they're almost out of stock.

Assuming you'd prefer the cheaper options, Yamaha have the Arius series, which start from about £520~ with the YDP-103, or they have the DGX-660 for £650~ which is a digital piano / keyboard hybrid. Roland have the RP102 for about £680~. None of these include a seat, so you'll either have to go for a bundle or buy one separately if you want one. Also be warned that the trend these days is to keep the physical UI very minimal, and have all the UI functions be more easily accessible in an external mobile app. Yamaha typically only support iOS, whereas Roland support both iOS and Android, so that might be something you want to take into account when buying.

>>66008

I don't need any milk, I do need a shower though.


 No.66010

File: b57af7e9941f505⋯.jpg (23.12 KB, 761x1024, 761:1024, 94c3bad652af41411f7c85dbb7….jpg)

>>66009

I knew you wouldn't.


 No.66011

>>66006

Nice one, lad.


 No.66012

Dozed off in the chair for a couple of hours and had a very realistic-feeling nightmare.


 No.66013

>>66012

Greentext it lad


 No.66014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I've turned the sustain on my Yamaha YPT-220 but it's adding it to everything at all times and it sounds a bit jumbled. How is this lass doing it?


 No.66015

Anyone ever do a really unsatisfying shit, like you feel like you didn't quite get it all out yet you can't seem to go anymore?


 No.66016

>>66014

That was a dumb question, obviously she's using a pedal. I think I'll buy this.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/HQRP-Footswitch-PSR-E213-PSR-E223-Keyboard/dp/B00RPDI1P6

How hard will it be to incorporate it into my playing, having learned the song in that vid without it?

I hope you don't mind all the questions lad. I'm a bit of a dummy when it comes to the technical side of this stuff. I just like playing tbh.


 No.66017

File: 895cad6b9f105f9⋯.png (199.06 KB, 537x442, 537:442, hire an autist.png)


 No.66018

>>66016

It's not hard to play with a sustain pedal, in fact with a small bit of practice I think you'll actually find it's harder to play without one, because you currently have to hold down notes for their entire duration and only have a split second to move to the next lot. With a sustain pedal, you can play notes that need to be held down for longer durations in staccato, while still having them ring out until you take your foot off, meaning you'll free up your hands and get more time to move into position for upcoming notes.

The pedal you linked will function as an "on/off" switch, so you won't be able to apply different levels of sustain (if your keyboard even supports that). You can tell because it has a TS (tip-sleeve) jack rather than a TRS (tip-ring-sleeve) jack, so you'd either have to replace the cable yourself with a bit of soldering, or buy a needlessly expensive one if you want it to behave more like a real acoustic piano sustain pedal. Most music doesn't use half-pedaling to be fair, but it will allow for more expressive playing, and I believe some (mostly romantic era) music does use it.

I also don't see any mention of a polarity switch, which means it might open and close the wrong way around with some keyboards. You could always just turn the keyboard on while holding the pedal down with your foot, which will make it work invertedly, but I think it's worth paying a couple of quid extra just so you never have to do that. I have this pedal, which is decent quality and has a polarity switch underneath: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00063678K/

>>66017

How to be treated like a spastic for your entire working career.


 No.66019

>>66018

>How to be treated like a spastic for your entire working career.

This, go in as an autist and that's all you'll be to them, the token spastic who makes the tea and does all the shitwork.

I say this as an autist with an, all things considered, decent job. People probably suspect I am but they can't confirm anything.


 No.66020

>>66018

You're welcome to come and live with me if you'll be my audio technician, lad.


 No.66021

>tfw your sustain pedal can't be modified because it uses two piezoresistive pressure sensors instead of a potentiometer like a normal pedal

Well shit.

>>66020

Unless you're willing to basically be the selfless mum of an autistic adult NEET shut in, I'm afraid I'll have to decline your offer.


 No.66022

File: 161e3150858d777⋯.jpg (436.15 KB, 1412x1000, 353:250, 1525974564305.jpg)

IMPERIUM TBH


 No.66023

File: cd64a882b5c8c0a⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, photo op.png)

JUST


 No.66024

>>66023

>misspelled her name

lel


 No.66025

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Allowing homosexuals to exist was a mistake.


 No.66026

>>66025

Calm your angst, Mr Edge.


 No.66027

File: dd6d787eb3608c4⋯.png (446.08 KB, 549x428, 549:428, the gay community.png)

>>66026

>there's one ITT


 No.66028

>>66027

I wish they'd leave, they're not welcome here and it infuriates me every time they post. I'm sick of seeing them everywhere, always posting "why do you care so much?", "how does it affect you?", and "calm down edgelord" whenever anyone has the audacity to call them out on their disgusting behaviours and warped sense of morality. Bunch of nihilist degenerates the lot of them. They should all be round up and shot as far as I'm concerned.

God I hate redditors.


 No.66029

>>66028

>WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

*intentionally spreads AIDS*

>HOW DOES IT AFFECT YOU?

*holds up traffic and wastes police time and money with a gay pride parade*

>CALM DOWN EDGELORD

*molests young boys at a rate that would shock the catholic church*


 No.66030

I'm playing with the sustain turned on and everything is much easier. I'm looking forward to my pedal arriving though because it still sounds jumbled (though better than none at all). It's supposed to be arriving today.


 No.66031

File: 519343960126d78⋯.jpg (14.11 KB, 249x266, 249:266, 1504427213121.jpg)

OUT.


 No.66032

>>66027

I'm certainly not gay, mate.

>>66028

Does this help you cope with the fact that you regularly used to jerk off to gay porn?

Remember that one time in 2015 when you posted gay porn on britfeel as an example to the kind of stuff you used to jerk off to? It was a short webm of a young man using a flashlight.


 No.66033

File: eec3b7dde6a40f7⋯.jpeg (14.09 KB, 400x225, 16:9, ssss.jpeg)

>>66032

Then how come you've dropped your gay card?


 No.66034

>>66029

I don't really mind gays in the grand scheme, but man gay pride is ridiculous.

>we want to show everyone we're normal, and deserve respect just like everyone else.

>let put on a huge parade to make ourselves look as culturally alien and overtly degenerate as possible!


 No.66035

>>66032

If you're not gay, how come the obvious bait-and-switch joke went over your head, and you got your knickers in a twist about fag acceptance in this thread for the nth time? Do you remember that time in [every other thread] where some anon made a remark about your precious homos, and you started immediately giving it the "stop caring" routine, and began digging through 3 year old archives in hopes of slandering and assassinating the character of a certain individual, as if that proves anything besides you being a massive vindictive cunt with a nonsensical, multiple-year-spanning grudge against an anonymous imageboard poster that you don't like?

This is why you and your kind are N O T W E L C O M E here, whether it's because you're a fag, a loyal member of the GIDF, or, heaven forbid, from r*ddit.


 No.66036

File: 8d54720b9ae2533⋯.png (132.26 KB, 372x340, 93:85, 8d54720b9ae2533b359e336391….png)

>>66022

>the monkey


 No.66037

>>66032

Go back to San Francisco, faggot.


 No.66038

I ran my route in 26 minutes today, down from 30 minutes last time. I really pushed it towards the end and I felt a bit light-headed.


 No.66039

My pedal has arrived.


 No.66040

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

As far as I can ascertain, the sustain can be heard all the time, but with a brief unnoticeable reset between bars so that its notes don't intrude on the next one. Is this generally how the pedal is used?


 No.66041

>>66035

There's been about 5 people who have had a grudge against you at some point and that should probably say more about you than me.

I'm merely reminding you that you are still a homosexual. I recall you saying a few weeks ago that you don't want a girlfriend anymore. Hmm, I wonder why.

Now let me ask you this. Did you or did you not sexually grab your genitals whilst looking at homosexual pornography on several occasions?


 No.66042

>>66041

I have no dog in this fight but I will say that porn can warp your sexual tastes something chronic, speaking from experience. How many times have you seen imageboard posters talk about how they eventually ended up looking at trannies, or worse? With how widespread porn consumption is in our society it makes me wonder how many gays are naturally that way or whether they've rewired their brain by going down the slippery slope of endless novelty-seeking porn abuse.

Also speaking from experience, after an extended period of NoPorn, the weird tastes disappeared. Now if the lad you're replying to still gets homosexual urges then it's quite likely he is in fact a bender, or at the very least bisexual, but if they disappeared when he stopped indulging them he probably isn't.


 No.66043

>>66040

A sustain pedal works like this: if your foot is not on the pedal, and you press a note (think of this like plucking a guitar string) and you immediately let go of it, the note stops dead (think of this like firmly placing your hand on the string to silence it). If your foot is on the pedal, and you press and let go of a note, it will continue to decay as if you were still holding it (imagine strumming guitar strings and never using your hand/fingers to stop them from ringing out). It will do the same for any other notes you press until you take your foot off, at which point any and all notes that are ringing out while not being held will stop dead.

If the notes are ringing out when you're not pressing down the pedal, you've either got sustain permanently turned on in the settings, or the keyboard expects the pedal action to be inverted.


 No.66044

>>66043

I know that, I was just asking about that particular piece of music, and whether that's how the pedal is generally used. It seems intuitive to me but I wanted to clarify. You wouldn't want the chords or melody of a previous bar ringing out over a new one, would you?


 No.66045

File: c6e648049dadf65⋯.png (389.91 KB, 675x659, 675:659, wew la.png)

Take the AI pill.


 No.66046

>>66041

Nobody's falling for the "i-it's not just me" rubbish, you say the exact same thing in the exact same way every time. You're the only one that tries to play internet detective and logs/memorises my posts, regardless of how mundane they are, for use in future pointless spats and character assassination attempts. It's bordering on obsessive at this point lad.

>>66042

You're exactly right. I've gone in depth about my experience numerous times (which is somewhat similar to yours), as well as seen and spoken to plenty of other lads who've gone through the same thing. However, the idea that out of control masturbation habits can take people down a dark path, and that it's possible to undo the damage, clearly goes against the "all people of all sexual preferences/perversions were simply born this way, ONE OF US- I mean THEM" narrative, and that makes a certain poster here very unhappy. Watch out, or he'll "no u" you too.


 No.66047

>>66046

There are others. I'll admit it's been me the past 2 times tbough. I noticed you avoided my question.

I don't need to dig through archives. Your posts stand out too much and most people would never admit to tugging one out over CP.


 No.66048

>>66047

>I noticed you avoided my question

Why would I waste my time answering your "questions" when you've posted virtually the same thing multiple times in the past, and each time I gave you an answer and thought we'd come to a middleground, you'd just randomly bring up the same thing again at a later date as if we'd never discussed it? I'd say you're just a piss poor troll at this point, but even they generally don't get hung up on something for this long.

>There are others

Sure there are lad, "we r leejun" and all that.

>I don't need to dig through archives

>"excuse me, but would you mind explaining this one specific post I think you made 3 years ago, that nobody else remembers or has ever brought up since, and is from long enough ago that even you don't remember making it?"

Give it a rest. Link me to the post though, I'm interested to see what it said.


 No.66049

>>66047

Since it seems important for you to know whether others are on your side, I want to make it clear that I don't like you, I don't like your posts, and I think you're a queer.


 No.66050

>>66044

It's often up to the player's discretion, meaning you're expected to use it here and there to free up your hands, but not to use it as an overall effect. The sheet music will dictate exactly when and if you need to use it, if it's part of the piece itself.


 No.66051

>>66050

It's definitely much easier to play with it. I can't believe I've gone without for so long.


 No.66052

>>66047

you're being pretty insufferable mate, the point of an anonymous imageboard is you judge each post on it's own merits, which you seem incapable of doing due to your particular hatred of this one poster


 No.66053

>>66049

I'm probably one of the least homosexual people on this board. Especially since most of you seem to have a common problem where you can't go through a little bit of porn addiction without turning into a fag.

>>66048

Well, this wasn't me >>62151

And everything that happened in this thread wasn't me >>60587

>>66052

Look above, I'm obviously not the only one who has a problem with him. And it's not my fault that his posts stand out so much that it would make no difference if he was a giant avatarfag.


 No.66054

>>66053

>I'm probably one of the least homosexual people on this board.

Then why do you get so angry any time someone dares speak against fags?


 No.66055

Now that I have the pedal, my brain is doing 3 things at once. Will this make me smarter?


 No.66056

>>66053

Just because people including me have had arguments with him in the past doesn't mean I have a problem with him. You just can't let things go.


 No.66057

>>66054

I don't care about fags. It was just a stupidly obnoxious and edgy post you fag enabler.


 No.66058

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm calling bullshit, this is so stupid. There's no way someone does all this stuff every morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dvbevb5_OU

Also

>has time to do a load of bullshit like light candles and write in her journal

>doesn't have enough time for a shower

Yeah, this is such bullshit.


 No.66059

>>66058

women should be enslaved


 No.66060

File: e657262643f0681⋯.jpg (823.39 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, reddit.jpg)

>>66057

>complaining about people being 'edgy'

You know where to fuck off back to, normalfag.


 No.66061

>>66060

I've been here longer than you, kiddo.


 No.66062

File: b57f35d2ca80098⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 4030x4096, 2015:2048, 1475512767802.jpg)

>>66061

You've obviously outgrown the place.


 No.66063

>>66062

Or maybe the place has outgrown you.


 No.66064

>>66061

I know that isn't true.


 No.66065


 No.66066

>>66064

No you don't.


 No.66067

File: 1c268bc67ba9fda⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.27 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, here's deano.png)

>>66065

What is this poster doing?


 No.66068

>>66066

I've been on this board since the day it was made and I know you haven't.


 No.66069

>>66068

I've probably spent more time posting than you.


 No.66070

>>66069

Maybe that's why this board has been going downhill the past two years.


 No.66071

>>66055

Probably not, but it might give you better coordination.

>>66058

She's just LARPing as hermione granger, I wouldn't put too much thought into it.


 No.66072

>>66071

I've been here 3 months after creation and most of my post activity was shortly after joining, kiddo.


 No.66073

>>66072

Your biggest contribution has been posting 'floopity' every so often.


 No.66074

File: a052950ad35371a⋯.png (29.66 KB, 1100x588, 275:147, britfeel posts per month.png)

>>66072

>I've been here 3 months after creation

I knew it, it was you who drove everyone away.


 No.66075

File: c8ee10a2d31538d⋯.png (4.33 KB, 221x228, 221:228, sweating wojack.png)

>mods are abusing their powers


 No.66076

>>66075

I'm not a mod.


 No.66077

>>66041

>He thinks everyone who argues on this board holds grudges.

Typical fag tbh. I've argued with the lad on at least 2 occasions, however I think he's a alright guy.


 No.66078

Just in case there's any confusion, which there appears to be, this is a whibblescromp-friendly board, and it always will be.


 No.66079

>>66058

>Make bed

>put away clothes

>have a wash

>Light some candles and open a window

>eat breakfast

>wash up

>bit of light reading while eating breakfast

>shitty social media

>stand in the garden for five minutes

Doesnt seem like that much tbh lad. Plenty of time to do that in an hour and a half. Couldnt stand not showering in the morning myself though tbh.


 No.66080

File: 93dcc7505fd6a93⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1597x1189, 1597:1189, 93dcc7505fd6a93bc042ed7b88….png)


 No.66081

File: f1df63a7a4a829c⋯.jpg (25.23 KB, 306x667, 306:667, 325c301e1d731179c310e55b28….jpg)

Medic describes horrific moment baby's neck was stretched before it was decapitated in the womb and says she is still 'haunted' by the awful sight

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5718309/Doctor-tells-moment-saw-babys-neck-stretching-decapitated.html

>Dr Yeswanthini Bhushan said she was haunted by the 'catastrophe' years later

>Said she saw Dr Vaishnavy Laxman trying to deliver baby in labour theatre

>Told how removing head was 'most horrific experience anybody could have'

>Dr Laxman denies contributing to the baby's death, at hearing in Manchester


 No.66082

>>66038

Well done, lad. Be careful not to overdo it, though, or you might give yourself shinsplints.


 No.66083

>>66079

I wake up 30 minutes before work starts, quickly make coffee and then arrive to work 1-3 minutes before I start.


 No.66084

>>66083

Same here, but I get up 45 minutes before so I can fit a shower in. Usually clock in with seconds to spare.


 No.66085

>spiceboy and paki from my old school were racing

>paki lost control and killed some 17 year old kid

>gets a 6 year sentence and a 4 year driving ban

Also because of this a 40mph road has now been made 30mph. I know someone died, but what fucking difference is this going to make? They were going 85 when he was hit.

Also it's always fucking corsa drivers. It's a 1.2L, why the fuck do they think they have fast cars? It's just a shitty hatchback with a small engine made to look sporty to appeal to literal kids. Ugly ass cars, I hate Corsas so much.


 No.66086

Just changed my bedsheets for the first time in about 18 months.


 No.66087

File: 4ba07e0373cd91e⋯.png (1.86 MB, 1542x1084, 771:542, 4ba07e0373cd91e63da99ee96d….png)

>the PAL version of code veronica doesn't support VGA


 No.66088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>66087

PAL versions are usually shit, always go with the NTSC version (unless it's Gamecube/Wii because 99% of their games supported 60Hz).

Speaking of PAL vs NTSC, I don't know where the meme started where people say "hurr developers modify the timing on PAL releases so the speed matches the NTSC version", because it's pretty much never been true, unless the game has a dedicated 60Hz mode, or you're just talking about the BGM. Virtually every single PAL game, running at 50Hz, plays almost 20% slower than the NTSC version, no matter what generation it's from or where the game was made. Even worse, when it came to FMVs, they had to either apply inverse telecine to the frames (which creates horrible, juddery playback and interlace artifacts), or timestretch the audio, in order to sync it up to 25/50fps. They'd apply it to the already rendered and compressed NTSC version, so it would be compressed twice. So FMVs either looked like shit, or sounded like shit.

The meme that PAL games were higher resolution is a joke as well, every single one of them just had black bars to pad out a 480i/240p image into 576i/288p, which made it the wrong aspect ratio as well. People also say that PAL colour was more accurate than NTSC, which is technically true, but if you used anything better than composite then even that argument was null and void, especially seeing as every PAL region console and TV that wasn't ancient as fuck supported RGB SCART, meaning they didn't use PAL or NTSC colour encoding/decoding.

PAL games a shit.


 No.66089

I told a mate from work who I sometimes smoke weed with about /britfeel/ since it's felt like we've been low on posters lately. He posts on 4chan's /b/ so he's no stranger to imageboard culture.


 No.66090


 No.66091

>>66089

Ebin.


 No.66092

File: f53884100d98095⋯.jpg (19.67 KB, 313x354, 313:354, testt.jpg)

Would you?


 No.66093

My SD card reader was shit and corrupted everything. Anyone know anything about recovering the files?


 No.66094

>>66093

Try running Recuva on it.


 No.66095

>>66094

Doesn't find anything. I think this is because the files are corrupted, not deleted.


 No.66096


 No.66097

File: 39e2ec0f2faab9e⋯.jpg (73.41 KB, 923x838, 923:838, ahahaha.JPG)

>>66096

I managed to get everything back using a program called photorec.


 No.66098

>>66097

Nice one lad, I'll keep that one in mind for future reference.


 No.66099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Another queer.


 No.66100

>>66099

When did Alan Carr get his teeth fixed?


 No.66101

File: bd7d8d6abd97cd8⋯.png (49.05 KB, 348x1010, 174:505, wlm.png)

Some mad lads have reverse engineered MSNs servers and replaced them with their own, making the old MSN / Windows Live Messenger functional again:

https://escargot.log1p.xyz/

Now if they could just reverse engineer and replace the NEET friend I used to talk to on there years ago but lost contact with, that would be great.


 No.66102

File: e39cf0bf0f495a0⋯.jpg (4.16 KB, 252x161, 36:23, pepe-enough.jpg)

>>66101

>friend

You kept that one quiet.


 No.66103

>>66102

No I didn't, I've mentioned him a couple of times before. There was a dorky lad from school that I would talk to on msn, who I also helped to make music, and we would shitpost musically to each other as well as talk about the world, technology, philosophy, etc. Occasionally he would come round my house and sit at his laptop while I sat at my computer, but a lot of the time he wouldn't turn up, and then he'd disappear for a couple of weeks/months. So I'd just sit there waiting for him to arrive all night, only to find out a couple of weeks later (when he came out of hiding) that he allegedly just went to bed and decided not to turn his laptop on for a fortnight, or something like that. This happened several times, so eventually I stopped inviting him.

Then he fucked off to swansea for uni for about 3 months, before coming back due to mental health issues. From what I could piece together from what little he told me, he slit his wrists and smeared the blood all over his dorm room. Then he was NEET/hikki like me for a couple years, so we had that in common too. There was also this one time where things got a bit heated and I threw a kitchen knife at him, but the less said about that the better. I last met up with him in 2012, and around that time he purged his belongings and gave me loads of his stuff for free, including a gamecube, a CRT monitor, and an old FM synthesizer.

At some point not long after that, we fell out of contact with each other, largely because msn died, and now I don't even know where he lives or if he's still alive or not. In retrospect, considering how unhealthy the whole "friendship" was on both sides, I'm not sure I even want to contact him. It was nice having someone who was interested in similar things to myself, and had been through similar experiences, to shitpost with though.


 No.66104

File: 01c327761754e93⋯.gif (2 MB, 371x331, 371:331, 01c327761754e931a97b673c52….gif)

>>66103

>There was also this one time where things got a bit heated and I threw a kitchen knife at him


 No.66105

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

apart from the gay lyrics this track is TOP


 No.66106

>>66104

Alright, basically he was in my room and he was playing this awful loud noise repeatedly on his laptop, and he was doing it on purpose just to piss me off, while bearing a huge shit-eating grin on his face. Eventually it went way past the point of being funny and I told him to stop, but he carried on. I threatened to use physical force to make him stop, and he carried on, I punched him in the arm, he carried on, then I threw a fairly large and weighty drum stand at him, and he still carried on.

My options were clearly running out, and I was getting really frantic and anxious to either make the noise stop or make him leave. I went downstairs and grabbed the kitchen knife, and I just sort of threw it into the room as a warning. Not anywhere near him of course, obviously I wasn't actually going to actually stab him. At that point, I think he got genuinely scared, and went downstairs to make his escape. However, I had already locked all the doors down there and hidden the keys as sort of a "fuck you too". Eventually I think he climbed through one of the downstairs windows, grabbed his bike and ran away.

I sincerely apologised to him afterwards on msn, but he didn't really seem to care so we just moved on like it never happened.


 No.66107

>>66106

How incredibly autistic.


 No.66108

>>66107

Welcome to /britfeel/.


 No.66109

>>66106

thoroughly enjoyed this story tbh


 No.66110

>>66106

I wish you were my friend.


 No.66111

>>66106

Holy shit you actually are a supercharged autist, not just some lazy neet with sub par social skills.


 No.66112

>>66109

My pleasure lad.

>>66110

What's your msn?

>>66111

I guess, but this was years ago when I was still (just about) a teenager, I've not done anything like that since. When I was in school it was a different matter.

I remember in year 7 we were on a school trip where we stayed somewhere for several days, and I got a bit too hyper on the first night and started throwing some lad's belongings out the window. Once I was done with that I started lobbing other things out like the bin and the curtains. The next day everyone got gathered into a room and got sternly told off for it, the teachers even cancelled one of the events because of it. As a sidenote, I didn't go to the toilet for the several days we were there, because I had a phobia about public toilets.

There were lots of incidents like this throughout my school years, I'm surprised I wasn't diagnosed sooner.


 No.66113

File: b8f8857a24d1b9a⋯.jpg (35.09 KB, 600x614, 300:307, 2bd.jpg)

>>66112

>I remember in year 7 we were on a school trip where we stayed somewhere for several days, and I got a bit too hyper on the first night and started throwing some lad's belongings out the window. Once I was done with that I started lobbing other things out like the bin and the curtains. The next day everyone got gathered into a room and got sternly told off for it, the teachers even cancelled one of the events because of it. As a sidenote, I didn't go to the toilet for the several days we were there, because I had a phobia about public toilets.


 No.66114

>>66113

Don't worry, I got my comeuppance, my GBA SP got nicked on the last day.


 No.66115

>>66112

Diagnosed with tip top banter?


 No.66116

*points you in the direction of the item you're looking for*

Is there anything else I can help you with, sir?


 No.66117

>>66116

*hands you a bag of Frozen Peas*

Yes, I don't want these anymore.


 No.66118

>>66117

Th-Thank you sir.


 No.66119

do you lads believe in britain


 No.66120

>>66119

I want to, but I don't.


 No.66121


 No.66122

>>66121

I can't read any of them immediately besides major/minor triads, but if you know your EGBDF (notes on the lines) and FACE (notes between the lines), you can slowly work them out. Remember:

>Every

>Gay

>Boy

>Deserves

>Flamethrower


 No.66123

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, cry laugh.jpg)

>>66122

I've never been taught it that way


 No.66124

>>66123

Use whatever sticks in your head best, I remember it as:

>Every

>Good

>Boy

>Deserves

>Football

because that's how I first learnt it, but you can replace "football" with "fanny" or "freddos" or something.


 No.66125

>>66119

I don't want to, and I don't.


 No.66126

>>66119

Nope, it's a lost cause.


 No.66127

Just had 9 weetabix.


 No.66128

>>66127

Lunatic.


 No.66129

>youtube removed music mixes

RIP. I found a lot of good music from those.


 No.66130

I want to improve my life but I'm constantly tired and things just take way too much effort. I've successfully sorted out my sleeping and do a minimum of 1 productive thing a day, but it's hard to get past basic things like washing my clothes or taking a shower. Everything else is just so exhausting. I wanted to actually do something with my life and I'm still stuck here fucking about. Feels awful lads it really does.


 No.66131

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can't stop listening to this.


 No.66132

>>66130

iktf, wish I could give you advice but I'm just as lost


 No.66133

>>66132

maybe you can give me advice lad, any idea how to get on disability bennies?


 No.66134

>>66130

I've personally found that unless someone else is relying on me to do something (turn up for a doctor's appointment, turn up for work etc) I can rarely find the motivation to do anything.

Maybe all men are like this, but normies don't encounter it because they're busy having wives and kids and generally having a life.


 No.66135

>>66133

I've never been on any kind of bennies and I think I'd kill myself rather than resign to a life of NEEThood.


 No.66136

>>66133

Get a proper diagnosis, then look into ESA.


 No.66137

>>66134

I'm the same, I'll have no issue getting up and going to work, or doing something else in public, but if I ever want to do anything for myself, I have absolutely no energy or motivation. It feels like as soon as I get home from work my energy just goes away instantly.


 No.66138

I'm afraid we don't have the item you're looking for, sir. How about one of these alternatives from our fantastic selection of products?


 No.66139

>>66138

Oh that's alright mate, thanks for the suggestion.

Actually while I'm here, could you take this back for me, I decided I dont want it.

*Hands you a nuts magazine*


 No.66140

>>66131

Aryans really do have the best culture. How did you find it?


 No.66141

>>66139

Someone's a naughty boy haha. Just kidding. Have a great day sir.


 No.66142

>>66141

Did you just assume my gender? I demand to see your manager.


 No.66143

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The Golden One. Speech in Stockholm. Normalising Nationalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6nDmLkroW8


 No.66144

Starting to think the based retail lads are not as good at their job as they've led us to believe.


 No.66145

Cider and bacon buns for tea.


 No.66146

File: 5f7e7eb3f1624b2⋯.webm (1.72 MB, 720x540, 4:3, tfw norf.webm)

Are there any Northern "people" ITT? If so, why aren't you posting with the other barbarians over on halfchan?


 No.66147

>>66136

Is schizoid personality disorder enough you reckon? Also how much does ESA get you? It looks like it's only £300 a month or something which is beyond shit, it's abject poverty tier.


 No.66148

>>66146

When I was at the Peak District I found the Manc/Sheffield accents really grating. I always thought Corrie just had hammy acting, but no, they actually talk like that.

>>66147

I think personality disorders get looked at as a meme, really you need a form of autism or something that genuinely prevents you from working (you can't just say it feels like effort or you don't like working, they'll essentially tell you to fuck off).

>It looks like it's only £300 a month or something which is beyond shit

It depends on your living situation and how debilitated they think you are, but yeah it's generally pretty low. I live with my mum and I'm dependent on her, so when I was in the "work support" group I got about £400 month, but now in the "not fit for work" group and I get about £500 a month (£200 of which I give to my mum).


 No.66149

File: 6e7a53825486f46⋯.webm (1.5 MB, 880x720, 11:9, frankly.webm)

>>66140

I typed 'Jahans' into youtube.


 No.66150

>>66148

>I think personality disorders get looked at as a meme, really you need a form of autism or something that genuinely prevents you from working

That's strange, I wonder why they don't recognise them when it's an official diagnosis? I have a long history of depression, so maybe I could use that. I could also maybe go balls to the wall and fake schizophrenia, but honestly for the additional £100 or so a month over regular bennies it hardly feels worth the effort.


 No.66151

>>66150

It is recognised, but I think it's recognised as something that's less debilitating than landing anywhere on the autism spectrum (which everyone is sympathetic towards because they don't know the difference between those who bash their heads through walls, and those who just don't know how to gel with people in ordinary situations).


 No.66152

>>66151

Aah I understand what you mean now, my brother used to be a bit on the head bashing things when he was a kid but he mellowed out and has a job and stuff like that now. But isn't the assessment of who is and isn't capable of working made by a psychiatrist, who would understand that a personality disorder, much like autism, exists on a spectrum and varies in severity?


 No.66153

>>66152

No, the assessment is done by normalfags who work at the job centre, who don't know anything about mental or physical health. Think of your psych/GP as being your lawyer, and the assessor as being some random person on jury duty.


 No.66154

>>66153

Oh, that sounds proper fucking shit then. How do you feel about being long term NEET lad? I've been breaking in and out of it for years now, but I keep lapsing back into apathy. Honestly if I'm ever able to hold down a job I think I'd prefer it over being unemployed.


 No.66155

>>66154

>How do you feel about being long term NEET lad

I don't think about it and just enjoy my time doing things I like doing. I never liked the idea of employment, but during my self-improvement phase it seemed like something I just had to do in order to improve myself. After working for a bit, and it doing nothing but make me feel like a prisoner and make my life a misery, I went back to feeling very content with being NEET.


 No.66156

sex with girls


 No.66157

>>66155

What will you do when your mum can't look after you anymore? Do you think you'll ever put your willy in a vagina?


 No.66158

>>66157

Those two questions aren't supposed to be related by the way.


 No.66159

>>66156

What is "something anon will never have"?


 No.66160

too anxious to attend my job interview today so I'm playing minecraft instead lads


 No.66161

>>66157

>What will you do when your mum can't look after you anymore?

Something else I guess, I'm not worried about it. I can force myself to do things I don't want to do when there's no other choice.

>Do you think you'll ever put your willy in a vagina?

Probably not, I'm not that arsed though. I'm fairly sure I will be a 40 year old virgin, it's only 13 and a half years away, which doesn't seem that long.


 No.66162

File: 2b1ad59e1934751⋯.jpg (24.93 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1445409359814.jpg)

>>66161

maybe I'm just a bit weird, but I honestly don't get the appeal in sex that normalfags have. The idea of it all is actually a bit gross to me, I'd rather just wank. The only reason I think I'd ever have sex is to have kids, but we all know that's not gonna happen. Biological imperative: failed.


 No.66163

>>66162

I get the appeal, and if I had a girlfriend I'd mating press her until she could no longer stand up, but I don't feel like it's the end of the world if I never do it, at least for the time being.

I don't associate myself with self-proclaimed "asexual" weirdos, I believe they say this either because they were abused when they were younger, or it's just a misguided attempt at justifying their adult virginity without taking any of the blame/responsibility.


 No.66164

>>66163

I wouldn't say I consider myself asexual at all, I still masturbate a few times a month, and I'm not one for applying meme labels to things that really don't need a label. I did have some rather unsavoury experiences as a child though so maybe that's why I'm not that big into the idea.


 No.66165

>>66163

Same here. I know I have an active libido because I still wank regularly, and I know that I'm not asexual because I still find myself fantasizing about every girl I see. I just don't share the overwhelming need for sex that normies do with their "I haven't had sex in a WEEK, OMFG" attitude.


 No.66166

>>66165

that other anon is a victim of normalfag conditioning, he thinks that if you're not clammering for stacey's beef curtains 24/7 you must be some tumblr asexual memer. break the conditioning lads.


 No.66167

>>66164

>I did have some rather unsavoury experiences as a child though so maybe that's why I'm not that big into the idea

That would be my best guess, I've spoken to other lads with similar experiences.

>>66165

>I just don't share the overwhelming need for sex that normies do with their "I haven't had sex in a WEEK, OMFG" attitude

I think a lot of them say it just as a machismo/insecurity thing, reminding everyone that they have SEX and they have it OFTEN.

>>66166

You're a victim of retard conditioning if you believe that's even close to what I think, and the asexual meme has been around a lot longer than tumblr has.


 No.66168

>>66166

But he just said right in that post that he is neither "clammering" for roast beef 24/7, nor is he a self-proclaimed asexual like all the bitter MGTOW brainlets.


 No.66169

>>66168

are MGTOW types not more "incels" than asexuals? I thought the whole thing about asexuals was they claimed to never masturbate or experience any sort of sexual desire


 No.66170

>>66169

Incels were the "WE'RE VIRGINS AND WE'RE ANGRY ABOUT IT" crowd.

MGTOW are the "WE'RE VIRGINS AND WE DON'T CARE, SEE LOOK HOW MUCH WE DON'T CARE HAHAHA, WE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN AND HOW MUCH WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM HAHA" crowd.


 No.66171

We now have reductions on our Produce department.


 No.66172

File: e9d60efc744cf66⋯.jpg (71.21 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, blocksurpath.jpg)

this man comes into your room and tells you to tidy it before complaining about white genocide, what do you do?


 No.66173

>>66172

My room's not messy, it's just got a lot of stuff in it.


 No.66174

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What drives men who're married with kids to do this?


 No.66175

>>66174

I can only assume a combination of narcissism and sexual repression.


 No.66176

>>66174

Being mental.


 No.66177

What are you lads doing. I'm doing a bit of stretching because my back has been playing me up.


 No.66178

>>66177

I'm watching some random jordan peterson video but I'm not really paying attention to it, I'm just passing the time. Do you know any good stretches for the trapezius? Mine are incredibly tight.


 No.66179

>>66178

TIDY YOUR ROOM BUCKO


 No.66180

File: 5a10d6cecd6c197⋯.png (10.64 KB, 240x160, 3:2, upper trap stretch.png)

File: c80e3d703ceb349⋯.jpg (38.52 KB, 245x327, 245:327, neck-stretch-back-e1447577….jpg)

File: 7a0ae21eaa2bc76⋯.jpg (58.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, traps release.jpg)

>>66178

Do the third one first if you have a tennis ball or something harder and just put your weight on it and move around on it for a bit. It will probably be painful but it's the best way to alleviate tightness and will make the stretches more effective.


 No.66181

>>66180

That felt fantastic. Thank you.


 No.66182

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fantastic


 No.66183

>>66177

>What are you lads doing

I've been researching audio gear for several weeks because I want to replace my shitty old mixer and/or audio interface, but I'm getting nowhere. I just can't believe it costs a grand or two just to get a basic setup with 16+ line ins and outs. Apparently it's somehow an order of magnitude more expensive than having 8 bloody mic preamps (you can get a basic 8 mic preamp audio interface for about £250, I have one but it's started failing on me and I never really liked it to begin with), even though line ins are essentially the same thing but with less circuitry and components.

Who the fuck even needs 8 mic pres on an audio interface? If you've got a studio big enough to mic up a drum kit (which is the only commonly recorded thing that requires that many mics), you'll have the money (and space) to buy a proper big boy mixing console with 24+ mic pres, and maybe a couple of extra fancy ones in a rack. Bedroom/home producers rarely ever need more than one or two mics, but what we really need is a fuck ton of line ins and outs so we can piss around with all our line level instruments and outboard gear inside a DAW, and record each individual output separately.

10 years ago it was a different landscape, everything had moved in-the-box, and the only external gear remaining was microphones, but since then there's been a large shift in the home producer world back to external synths and outboard gear, and it's time audio interface manufacturers cottoned on to this trend. I simply can't believe that in the current year, there isn't a basic £200 - £400 audio interface with just a fuck ton of line ins/outs. It can definitely be done, and there's definitely a demand for it. Behringer, comment?


 No.66184

>>66183

What's that, NEETscum? I can't hear you over the sound of all of my disposable income.


 No.66185

>>66184

Disposable income and no time or energy to use it, back to work tomorrow eh lad.


 No.66186

alright lads


 No.66187

>>66185

You had no time or energy left because A) you went from doing nothing at all to loads of hours, and B) you're extremely out of shape.


 No.66188

>>66187

Who said anything about me? Wageslaves barely have any time or energy to do much besides work, that's just a fact of life, and you can even see it in this thread by scrolling up to posts as recent as >>66130 and >>66137 . If you want time and energy, your best bet is being either NEET or self-employed.


 No.66189

>>66188

I do 30 hours manual labour a week, lift weights 5 times a week, and have recently started doing 5k runs a few times a week. Did I start out this way? No, I used to get exhausted from doing little things just like you lads, except I worked on it, starting small and working my way up, instead of making excuses. You have no energy because you don't do anything. Your body has no reason to be energized. If you force it to adapt, it will.


 No.66190

>>66189

I already know all that, and you know I already know all that, because I've made progress in those areas in the past, I've preached the same sentiments to others more than a few times, and I spent a year and a half as a member/moderator of an online self-improvement group. Secondly, I never mentioned anything about my energy levels or whatever the fuck, as I don't find myself ever being exhausted or motivation-less like a lot of lads here or elsewhere. I've been cracking on with personal projects, learning things I'm interested in, enjoying the sunshine, and generally just enjoying life.

You managed to turn an autistic rant about audio interfaces into you bragging about your physical achievements and slagging others off for not doing the same, and that takes some doing, so I'll congratulate you for that at the very least.


 No.66191

>>66172

Proclaim the individual can only exist within a group and beat him to death.


 No.66192

>>66190

You're right that did look a bit boastful, that wasn't my intention though. There's nothing particularly special about any of it when you look at what the human body is capable of, I'm just much happier now than I was when I was a sedentary shut-in. Getting /fit/ is basically a surefire way to improve your quality of life. If you have things to keep you occupied then that's good, but you would still benefit, and that goes doubly for the lads who struggle with low energy levels. I replied to you because you seem to be under the impression it's impossible or difficult to work and have time and energy to pursue hobbies, which is wrong.


 No.66193

I'm going to do this for an hour.

https://www.musictheory.net/exercises/note


 No.66194

>>66192

It is wrong for most people, very few people have the mindset or the drive to improve and excel themselves, and even when they have a burst of motivation it usually doesn't last for very long. They will stay where they are until they die. You know as well as I do that people like yourself are anomalies, and don't represent anything close to the average wageslave, not here and not anywhere.

Just because something's possible doesn't mean it's commonplace or easily accomplished. How silly would I sound if I responded to >>66184 saying "Not all NEETs are poorfags, you just didn't do it properly, I have X amount of money and all it took was doing Y, #nothingisimpossible #justdoit #dontletyourdreamsbedreams"?

Back to the original topic though, despite having a very low "income", I do actually have more than enough money saved up to buy the setup I want, I'm just a tight arse that likes to spend months/years researching and debating what to get so I can spend as little money as possible yet still get something good. I especially don't like being ripped off, and the audio world is the worst for that.

>>66193

You might have noticed already, but the notes of the stave actually loop round, so the F of EGBDF leads into FACE, and the E of FACE leads into EGBDF. This way you can quickly work out what the notes above and below the stave are without looking at a cheat sheet.


 No.66195

Just did 8.7km in 50:40. I felt some shin splints developing towards the end, so I should probably rest for a while now.


 No.66196

I need some more gook films to watch. I've recently watched Fallen Angels, Chungking Express, Memories of Murder, and re-watched Old Boy.


 No.66197

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Would it be too ambitious to try to learn this at this stage.


 No.66198

>>66197

"Ambitious" would be a strong "Understatement Of The Year" candidate.


 No.66199

>>66196

I've already mentioned Rebels of the Neon God and Love & Pop. Here's some more: In the Mood for Love, Himizu (a film Dylann Roof liked), The Handmaiden, original Godzilla, il mare, The Berlin File (basically a Korean Borne film but not as good as Borne Identity), Millennium Mambo (seemed like a film for wom*n), Veteran and The Thieves. There's plenty of HK cinema too, like Hard Boiled.


 No.66200

>>66198

I'll prove you wrong. I'll prove you all wrong.


 No.66201

File: ad020ee991ddcb9⋯.jpg (25.34 KB, 480x300, 8:5, raheem sterling.jpg)

*kicks the ball*


 No.66202

File: af7f2999cc88102⋯.png (12.14 KB, 523x432, 523:432, from the norf.png)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


 No.66203

>>66200

Yeah, one day perhaps, but don't waste your time trying to learn a piece that's miles out of your league when you're still a newfag. You're not going to play for the national football team when you're still getting the hang of dribbling, and you're not going to play Liszt when you've got a 61-key kiddy keyboard and just discovered how a sustain pedal works. Spend your time less wastefully by practicing something that's realistically attainable, like Bach or Mozart.


 No.66204

>>66203

I already have the first 15 seconds down.

Related, what is the most difficult to play piano piece of all time?


 No.66205

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.66206

>>66205

Alright, that does look hard. I don't think I could do it.


 No.66207

>>66206

Look at the very first chord very carefully, when you notice you'll realise it's an intentionally impossible to play piece written for a piano roll / MIDI sequencers, or at the very least it would require more than two hands to play it.


 No.66208

Streaming RE like it's three years ago

https://www.twitch.tv/wyte_powder


 No.66209

>>66208

>unskippable ads before stream plays

I fucking hate this website.


 No.66210

File: 2f08d01dae71bf5⋯.mp4 (9.49 MB, 640x360, 16:9, THE SQUAD TBH.mp4)

OI OI


 No.66211

>>66210

Gas london.


 No.66212

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

incredible


 No.66213

>>66195

Don't give in to the temptation to just "power through" the shinsplints, lad. Try cycling for a week or so until your legs are fully healed. My mate has been off his feet since March because of it.


 No.66214

File: d675d9319f4c789⋯.jpg (25.27 KB, 540x405, 4:3, bday1.jpg)

File: 514b305161c8917⋯.jpg (182.04 KB, 998x750, 499:375, bday3.jpg)

File: a4e98d3b2275a70⋯.jpg (304.39 KB, 1277x960, 1277:960, bday4.jpg)

I'm going to be twenty one soon. My mother said I should do something for it because it's special, I reminded her I don't have any friends and don't enjoy going out. I really am a failure of a son. How did you lads spend your twenty first?


 No.66215

>missed a britfeel stream

well shit

>>66214

drank alone in my room and read lermontov


 No.66216

>>66215

i'm probably going to be alone in my room reading guenon

the stream vod is up on the channel at least


 No.66217

>>66214

I don't remember, but if I did anything with my mum we probably went out for a family meal. I think my dad might have taken me to London to see Roy Ayers live that year, but I'm not sure. That period of my life is all a blur to be honest, I wasn't looking after myself and my brain was in really bad shape.


 No.66218

>>66216

maybe I'll catch some other stream, nice to see you're still posting on here anyways lad, I hadn't realised. have a good read on your bday.


 No.66219

>>66214

I was working.


 No.66220

Bought myself a new 8-channel audio interface earlier lads, and just now I took the plunge on a 16-channel AD/DA converter to go with it. Managed to find some slightly less stomach-churning prices on ebay, but it's still set me back a little over a grand which is enough to make me feel very uneasy. Need to buy some cables now so I can actually use any of it, I need a lot and it's going to cost me a fortune. Fuck.


 No.66221

>>66214

My older, cooler cousins took me on a night out, I think as an act of pity. I just sort of followed them around, but it was actually nice to feel what it's like to be normal for a brief moment.

Haven't been out with them before or since.


 No.66222

File: ba5977cbc1e192c⋯.jpg (27.04 KB, 600x389, 600:389, BsxJVRlIMAEnWe8.jpg)

Morning lads.


 No.66223

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66224

>>66218

I'll probably stream again soon. You should stream though, yours were always the greatest apart from lupus'.


 No.66225

Just ordered a Domino's.

My food-making maestro is "The Laser" Adeel.


 No.66226

File: a5a615c1c25cdd1⋯.jpg (54.06 KB, 686x400, 343:200, THE LADS TBH.jpg)

>>66225

>Domino's for dinner


 No.66227

>>66226

Since when does that merit a BANTER TBH LADS HAHA WAHEYY type response?


 No.66228

File: aa84fbb884bbc16⋯.jpg (73.87 KB, 487x588, 487:588, deploying a taste explosio….jpg)

File: ab739deecf7dee9⋯.jpg (29.43 KB, 426x341, 426:341, 1526485567544.jpg)


 No.66229

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.66230

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.66233

File: 985d91112e85487⋯.jpg (132.44 KB, 436x787, 436:787, fablolly.jpg)

Just been to Lidl for a box of these.

>there are barbarians who bite into them straight away


 No.66235

File: 3b3be3885e4405c⋯.jpg (30.42 KB, 288x372, 24:31, Ian_Beale.jpg)

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.66236

>>66230

Have you listened to his interview with Chris Evans?

I generally don't like much of what Chris Evans does, however I've listened to a lot of him as it's what my parents listen too in the house, and I've always thought he was a good interviewer. I'm not sure on his actual views but he always seems interested in what people he's talking to have to say, and never interrupts them.

It was quite enjoyable.


 No.66237

File: 5cc2dd667dffa53⋯.jpg (34.27 KB, 620x413, 620:413, top-gear-chris-evans-matt-….jpg)

>>66236

All I've really seen of him is this absolute trainwreck. I can't find a link to the interview you're referring to.


 No.66238

>>66237

Here you go lad, his radio show is hit and miss. It's boomer age normie targeted as its peak time radio 2, but other than the "We've stole this story from buzzfeed" bits, it tends to be okay.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0679ywx


 No.66239

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

excellent


 No.66240


 No.66241

File: bfca4cda6fa49a1⋯.jpg (340.02 KB, 2000x2668, 500:667, the swole left.jpg)

>27, Pre-mones! Age/gender/recommendations?


 No.66242

>>66241

How do I get this SWOLE?


 No.66243

>>66241

She's just trying to live the best life she can, why are you trying to drag her down?


 No.66244

What do you all have planned for the wedding tomorrow?


 No.66245

>>66244

what wedding?


 No.66246

>>66245

The one happening tomorrow.


 No.66247

File: e6e05a668ecc4fc⋯.jpg (41.73 KB, 468x323, 468:323, sex.jpg)

>“For people I don’t see a long term thing with I don’t make them wait at all if I want to have sex. If I’m looking for an LTR then I make them wait a month, maybe two. With my current boyfriend I told him I wanted to wait and didn’t say for how long. We ended up waiting a month and a half. I think there’s something to be said for gauging a man’s reaction to being told to wait. I think it says a lot about how they think of sex and women.”

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lisa-woods/2015/09/17-women-reveal-how-long-they-made-their-boyfriend-wait-to-have-sex-and-why/4/


 No.66248

File: 90985e232ea2a3b⋯.jpg (47.08 KB, 522x647, 522:647, 1526672090705.jpg)


 No.66249

Lads, what are your thoughts on dinosaurs?


 No.66250

Been awake for about 31 hours, time for bed. Goodnight guys.


 No.66251

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>66250

Good night lad. Have this fantastic piece of music to wake up to.


 No.66253

>>66251

Not this shite again.


 No.66254

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw striving for excellence

>tfw acting with integrity

>tfw respecting the individual

>tfw being a valued member of the ASDA family


 No.66255

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I used to pk to this. I still like it now, which I can't say for most of the stuff I listened to back then.


 No.66256

I just discovered The Chemical Brothers. How have I not heard of these before? Fantastic.


 No.66257

File: 5d3d117150f7a88⋯.png (1.04 MB, 962x681, 962:681, doom liz.png)

This about sums it up.


 No.66258

The absolute state of England.


 No.66259

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66260


 No.66261

STREAM


 No.66262

File: 7a020e2b037e1c6⋯.jpg (620.35 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, hamster_cookies_food_roden….jpg)

>self-myofascial release with a solid dog ball

It hurts so much it feels amazing afterwards.


 No.66263

File: cdc0efe9b7dacdd⋯.jpg (216.06 KB, 1600x1081, 1600:1081, Hamster_2.jpg)


 No.66264

>>66261

Nobody was watching anymore.


 No.66265

>>66264

I think most of our posters have busy schedules lad. I'll keep an eye out for you though when I'm at home. You should stream this sometime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%27s_Hercules_%28video_game%29


 No.66266

what the FUCK is going on eh


 No.66267

>>66266

Just had a bit of thunder, hoped for a second it was WW3.


 No.66268

>>66267

We had it about half an hour ago, it made one loud rumble and then fucked off.


 No.66269

Thinking I should give up porn lads.


 No.66270


 No.66271

>>66270

Because I haven't watched any today, but I usually watch it in the morning before work and when I get home, then before bed.

its been a while since I went this long without porn honestly, and it doesn't feel great.


 No.66272

It's been a few months since I accidentally overdosed on MDMA, and I think I can safely say I haven't given myself brain damage.


 No.66273

File: 6c8d5f61369b678⋯.png (67.06 KB, 181x201, 181:201, laughing may.png)


 No.66274

File: d26e479631713b0⋯.jpg (40.76 KB, 654x563, 654:563, d26e479631713b016cbebb1494….jpg)

>>66273

>After the movie, our friend Samantha came to take us to our friend Rob's house to smoke more. By the time she arrived, I was speaking mostly nonsense. I felt like I was talking normally, but neither of them could understand, so it was kind of frustrating. We got in Sam's car. On the ride I thought I was smoking a cigarette, but I kept dropping it and then I wouldn’t be able to find it. This would continue for the next three days. We got to Rob's house and they all smoked another blunt. They didn't give me any, but I didn’t notice, I was still smoking my imaginary cigarettes and speaking gibberish. I went into Rob's bathroom and tried to pee again. In my mind I still couldn't pee. From what I found out later, I actually peed all over the floor and the walls. I also took all of his family's toothbrushes and put them in my pocket. I do not know why. They all went outside to smoke another blunt and I did too. As they were smoking, I wandered away and they found me about an hour later in a neighbor's yard talking to a pine tree. I do not remember why.


 No.66275

>>66272

wahey


 No.66276

Howdy Brits

How's the old mother country doing ?


 No.66277

>>66276

Alright lad.

>How's the old mother country doing ?

It's best if we don't talk about it.


 No.66278

>>66277

Ah, fair enough, I kinda ktf here some of the time.

The weathers nice and comfy though, which is good.


 No.66279

>>66276

>How's the old mother country doing ?

Meghan Markle.


 No.66280

>>66279

Oh shit, didn't think of that

Sorry guys


 No.66283

>>66275

Deano doesn't overdose by accident.


 No.66284

File: 007edc81f5b9935⋯.jpg (15.85 KB, 300x504, 25:42, sits discerningly.jpg)

Reminder to read books and educate yourself.


 No.66285

Is two days of no posts our new record?


 No.66286

>>66285

It is in the 2 years I've posted here.


 No.66287


 No.66288

>>66285

There has been some posts though. I think the longest we went with 0 posts was April last year when the site got hacked and every board became /a/.


 No.66289

File: 36134420f6af49c⋯.webm (2.87 MB, 1130x720, 113:72, 1518026386691.webm)


 No.66290

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH COLIN


 No.66291

>>66290

Why can't synthesizers just be software?


 No.66292

do you feel alive


 No.66293

Want a wank tbh lads.


 No.66294

File: e73629f644bd1bf⋯.png (3 MB, 2412x1306, 1206:653, vsts.png)

>>66291

>Why can't synthesizers just be software?

What did he mean by this?


 No.66295

I have just invented a new stretch.


 No.66296

>>66295

What will you call it?


 No.66297

File: 4b36cebc8637bb9⋯.jpg (14.23 KB, 596x493, 596:493, DECOMPRESSION.jpg)

>>66296

The hanging whibblescromp.


 No.66298

File: 299aa4a6424aa26⋯.jpg (437.16 KB, 1080x1277, 1080:1277, 1527037592744.jpg)

Where did he go wrong?


 No.66299

>Don't want for 2 days

>Dream about watching porn.

If I wasn't convinced I had a problem before, I definitely am now.


 No.66300

>>66298

They both read like they were written by the same person in slightly broken English


 No.66301

>>66300

>broken English

Is there anything in this world worse than this? I can forgive the odd spelling mistake here and there, but when ESLs repeatedly butcher the grammar it just becomes painful to read, and I can feel my braincells dying off while trying to decipher all the nonsense. I'm very glad there aren't any ESLs on this board, I absolutely cannot stand them.


 No.66302

>>66299

Expanding on this, what the fuck is wrong with me?

Why the fuck would I dream about watching porn instead of having sex? Is that too fucking unlikely for my brain to imagine?


 No.66303

>>66302

I've never had a dream where I've had sex; I assume it's because I've no idea what it's like.


 No.66304

>>66302

Probably because that's all your brain has ever known. You're a pornosexual.


 No.66305

File: f78b0b198b75c06⋯.jpg (102.53 KB, 750x986, 375:493, NEET btfo.jpg)

Your time is coming, NEETscum.


 No.66306

File: 53b11a70d23ef71⋯.jpg (482.48 KB, 1649x929, 1649:929, goodlads1.jpg)

File: 23e3594adc015b9⋯.jpg (600.45 KB, 1651x925, 1651:925, goodlads2.jpg)

File: 6b95a4230dd54f5⋯.jpg (554.68 KB, 1647x923, 1647:923, goodlads3.jpg)

The lads.


 No.66307

I want a 125cc motocross bike.


 No.66308

>>66306

Top looking lads, lad.


 No.66309

>>66306

Is this /farmfeel/ lad?


 No.66310

>>66301

Agreed. The worst part is that most of them don't even have the excuse of being ESLs, they're just fucking retarded.


 No.66311

>>66302

You've made me think about my habits too lad. I'm going to quit watching porn starting tomorrow (since I watched it today already). It might become NoFap, since I don't ever fap to my thoughts these days, but if I get any major urges I might get rid of them that way since it has to be healthier.


 No.66312

Just put my washing on the line now it's pissing down, not a happy camper.

>>66311

What constitutes porn when quitting? Hardcore, solo camwhores, nude selfies, swimsuit models, ASMR?


 No.66313

>>66312

Maybe don't wait until midnight next time you lazy cunt


 No.66314

>>66307

125cc bikes are for gays and losers. Get a DRZ400. Or at least a 2stroke if you can only get a 125.


 No.66316

FOY


 No.66317


 No.66318

File: 2393e91a79aedb3⋯.png (189.38 KB, 568x590, 284:295, 2393e91a79aedb3add6f223339….png)

>>66312

Anything that's not your own thoughts, I'd say, and no thinking about porn either.

>>66314

>losers

Where do you think you are?


 No.66319

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Best Chad Johnson Moments - The Bachelorette Season 12


 No.66320

>>66318

Better to be a loser with a fast bike than a loser with a slow bike.


 No.66321

>>66320

50mph isn't slow.


 No.66323

>>66320

Only niggers like you care about having the fastest bike.


 No.66324

>>66321

It's painfully slow for road speeds.


 No.66325

>>66323

Better to be a fast nigger than a slow nigger.


 No.66326

>>66325

You are the worst


 No.66327

>>66326

Why do you want a 125?


 No.66328

>>66327

Different user


 No.66329

>>66311

Good for you lad, hope you get what you want from it.

>>66312

Id constitude anything with nudity in it, or designed specifically for mastubatory purposes. I don't really porn is the big issue, I think its more of the dopamine loop and wanking itself. While im trying to avoid porn, I don't consider seeing it the end of the world.


 No.66330

>>66329

>Id constitude anything with nudity in it, or designed specifically for mastubatory purposes. I don't really porn is the big issue, I think its more of the dopamine loop and wanking itself. While im trying to avoid porn, I don't consider seeing it the end of the world.

The absolute state of this post.


 No.66331

>>66328

Ok, same question but for poster number 66307.


 No.66332

>>66325

Better to be a respectable human than a fast nigger


 No.66333

>>66330

Don't get me wrong, I think porn is generally bad, but porn itself isn't what I'd consider my issue, it's the actual act of wanking.


 No.66334

Porn is the problem, not masturbating.


 No.66335

>>66332

>owning a motocross bike

>being a respectable human


 No.66336

Totalbiscuit finally died.


 No.66337


 No.66338


 No.66339

>>66335

I know, pretty much every chav rides round on a 125 dirtbike with no licence plates.

Be a respectable adult and get a 600/1000 sportbike.


 No.66340

Haven't slept since Thursday. I feel exhausted.


 No.66341

>>66340

Go to sleep.


 No.66342

>>66341

No, I'll mess my sleeping pattern up.


 No.66343

I believe I said some negative things about USB-C some months back.

I take back everything I said, they're not prone to falling out. My charging port just managed to gather so much pocket lint in a few weeks of owning it that the cable couldn't fully be pushed in.


 No.66344

>>66343

I think it also depends on the phone. My old one had a habit of falling out, however it was a cheap ass wileyfox. Since switching phones Ive had no problems.


 No.66345

I believe I said some negative things about Vaporwave some months back.

I take back everything I said, Vaporwave is based.

Signed, music lad.


 No.66346

I believe I said some positive things about Grimes some months back.

I take back everything I said, the ugly gremlin makes noise too horrid to be called music, and she looks like an albino chimpanzee.

Signed, anon who recently got a new pair of glasses and a hearing aid.


 No.66347

>>66346

t. James


 No.66348

File: 1616bcb0e3ff814⋯.webm (5.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, a beta harvester.webm)

WHO'S THE CHAD NOW?


 No.66349

>>66348

Explain this.


 No.66350

>>66349

My pure sexual energy is so potent that women can sense it, even over the internet, intimidating them and forcing them to flirt with me.


 No.66351

>>66350

She's sweetening you up so you and other betas will be more inclined to orbit her channel and give her money. Do you know nothing about women?


 No.66352

File: a5609401baee1c5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 23.85 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 2051c8a43fe48ab3ce3c647615….png)

>>66351

y-yeah, I know


 No.66353

How long until a muzzie prison gang kills Tommy Robinson?


 No.66354

>>66353

I don't have a problem with muzzies killing Jews.


 No.66355

>>66353

Tenner on him seeing the light of Allah.


 No.66356

>>66355

I'll take you up on that lad, although it has to be before he leaves prison.


 No.66357

Had a wank last night before bed, then again this morning lads.

Same video too, just enjoyed it too much. I didn't feel at all bad about it last night, but todays is incredibly dissapointing.

Oh well, I managed 5 days the first time, let's try and break that going forward.


 No.66358

>>66357

What was the video?


 No.66359

File: b225dc2e84c7293⋯.jpg (49.25 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, brainlet2.jpg)

>>66357

>me touch willy. feel good


 No.66360

i hope you lads have had a nice day


 No.66361

thinking of leaving /brit/


 No.66362

>>66361

If you post there you shouldn't be here.


 No.66363

>>66362

fuck OFF


 No.66364

>>66361

I can't stand those lads.


 No.66365

>>66363

YOU fuck off /brit/shitter


 No.66366

Took my shoes off and socks are proper stinky lads


 No.66367

File: 7af6d8201cc344e⋯.webm (924.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, reeeeeeeeeee.webm)

This website is fun.


 No.66368

Morning lads, doing anything exciting today?

>>66367

What does that mean lad?


 No.66369

>>66368

>Morning lads, doing anything exciting today?

Going to bed at some point, been up since last night.


 No.66370

why are women so eager to kill their own children?


 No.66371

>>66370

Because they are selfish. They believe children will interfere with their current lifestyle and that this is a good enough justification to murder them.


 No.66372

I found a potentially dangerous spider in the bananas at work today. I immediately moved it to a safer location and secured it into a container, not thinking about my own wellbeing, but that of our customers.


 No.66373

File: 733ce1c83af1b14⋯.jpg (21.58 KB, 210x259, 30:37, backwardsnotforwards.jpg)

>>66372

>not throwing it at the nearest wog family


 No.66374

Bit hot today lads.


 No.66375

Do you lads use any music playing software? I tend to just listen to stuff on youtube but the bookmarks are clogging my browser up.


 No.66376

If I fail NoPorn I will donate £50 to the Socialist Worker's Party.


 No.66377

>>66376

You better not fail then.


 No.66378

>>66375

Windows Media Player


 No.66379

File: 212c5a7c21fa461⋯.png (430.77 KB, 1438x587, 1438:587, wew.png)

>>66375

foobar tbh, you can edit the layout and there's lots of fancy ones if you like that sort of thing.


 No.66380

>>66375

I just use mpc-hc + windows explorer. I've always had a hatred for "music library" software like itunes/foobar/etc, as well as photo album/image library software. They're completely redundant, all they do is give you a very misleading impression of your file structure in the most bloated way possible, leading to bad computer habits and making it even more difficult for computer plebs to understand what's going on under the hood. This has been the bane of my life when it comes to helping family members with computer problems, because they don't understand the difference between the software's own virtual folders, and their computer's actual file structure, leading to extra confusion and needless overcomplication.


 No.66381

File: 905d5a09bb05d28⋯.jpg (169.42 KB, 1219x770, 1219:770, uli behringer.jpg)

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/27/guitar-maker-fender-four-japanese-musical-instrument-manufacturers/

>The world-famous guitar maker Fender and four leading keyboard manufacturers are at the centre of a price fixing investigation after “dawn raids” were carried out at their British offices.

>Although the companies have not been officially named, The Sunday Telegraph understands they include Yamaha, one of the biggest musical instrument manufacturers in the world, Roland, Korg, Casio and Fender.

I TOLD you lads, I told you about music gear being overpriced compared to what it really should be. I fucking knew it, they're scamming us all.

>While it is not clear what triggered the investigations, one music industry insider said it may be linked to a complaint from Germany

>Germany

Thank you based Behringer.


 No.66382

File: 5e3c55ecdd27004⋯.jpg (49.56 KB, 597x558, 199:186, mental illness.jpg)


 No.66383

>>66382

Damn shame.


 No.66384

Are you lads my mates.


 No.66385


 No.66386


 No.66387

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fantastic.


 No.66388

File: 183d6c0f4cc697c⋯.jpg (340.83 KB, 1647x925, 1647:925, non-LOCAL wildlife.jpg)

>Asda is not base-


 No.66389

Sight reading is hard.


 No.66390

File: 3f2ab5b743fec54⋯.jpg (216.11 KB, 584x530, 292:265, 1512843574155.jpg)

>didn't record any of Snake's streams


 No.66391

>>63333

Egg on your face, lad.


 No.66392

>>66391

>he went back 3000 posts for THIS


 No.66393

>>66392

I'm actually scouring old threads for a specific image that I lost when I got a new computer, just seen that and had a chuckle.


 No.66394

File: 714c6fcf65a055b⋯.jpeg (8.77 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 11338557834776327973.jpeg)

>>66390

I'm sad that I didnt record anything either honestly.

>>66393

What image lad?


 No.66395

File: 48ae17aeb5adaac⋯.png (16.28 KB, 645x774, 5:6, 48ae17aeb5adaacdf2228690c8….png)

>>66394

>What image lad?

Basically this one, but wojak is dropping.

I'm all the way back to last April's thread and I haven't found it, which can't be right because I know for a fact I've posted it a couple of times since then.


 No.66396

File: 108a975c07f5366⋯.jpg (660.6 KB, 1536x2302, 768:1151, imperium tbh.jpg)

>a girl will never look at me like this


 No.66397

File: 9f3d47ddfb85d22⋯.jpg (142.82 KB, 1334x1334, 1:1, 9f3d47ddfb85d22040c0a15d4f….jpg)

>>66396

>tfw shorter than her


 No.66398

File: 3c34892d8637d04⋯.jpg (65.14 KB, 720x690, 24:23, 1472078303516.jpg)

>>66397

Fug I might be shorter than her too. How tall are you?


 No.66399

Only two days on the second attempt, but all the porn on my computer has now been removed.

At the very least, even if I am actually wanking, it's still a lot less than the three times a day (Or sometimes more) that I was before.


 No.66400

>>66398

5'6

May as well be fucking 4'6, anything below 5'10 is pretty much discard tier as far as women are concerned


 No.66401

>>66399

Take the Socialist Worker pill with me lad. If you fail, you must donate £50.

https://socialistworker.co.uk/donation/init


 No.66402

>>66370

Are you buttmad about abortion?


 No.66403

File: b1aae51ed2e2637⋯.png (728.95 KB, 1158x932, 579:466, socialiste.png)

File: c683dd10b0e4333⋯.jpg (92.56 KB, 800x647, 800:647, 1527293884731.jpg)


 No.66404

>>66401

I'd rather not give charity to anyone. If anything I should be putting £50 into some sort of savings account everytime I fail.

Im not going to though, money isnt much of a motivator for me.


 No.66405

File: cbe369171554d12⋯.jpg (94.21 KB, 676x671, 676:671, that diddly feelerino.jpg)

>no trump supporter gf


 No.66406

>>66405

BEGONE NOT


 No.66407

>>66370

you are not a woman nor will you ever have children so why do you care, virgin.


 No.66408

File: 05db0ec6be5d20f⋯.jpg (84.75 KB, 475x590, 95:118, 05db0ec6be5d20fca779f511cd….jpg)


 No.66409

Just had a bowl of chicken noodles lads.


 No.66410

File: 4a8ac51be0acb6f⋯.png (544.44 KB, 552x981, 184:327, stacey.png)


 No.66411

>>66410

>that hairline

>that age

>those tattoos

>dressed like a prostitute

Why yes, I do believe this lady is a worthwhile investment of my time and money.


 No.66412

>>66410

Poor little lad.


 No.66413

File: c75902d38a93042⋯.webm (1.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1527570395070.webm)


 No.66414

File: 8ff2494910e28b3⋯.jpg (41.27 KB, 733x441, 733:441, grmilns will.jpg)

File: 6d748e027cb3263⋯.jpg (57.2 KB, 733x441, 733:441, gremilin army.jpg)

File: f959471f399a7e2⋯.jpg (56.5 KB, 733x441, 733:441, best gremilins.jpg)

A few months back I moved some files from an old PC which had been moved on to that PC from an even older PC. This was all for mummy and I didn't give it much thought, I guess I assumed she's an old woman information hoarding, seemed like a lot of photos and not much else, anyway today I was using an external hard-drive and found that some of the content was stored on it, I couldn't help but notice a folder called 'asbergers' with some files in it such as

>Anon's reaction to his school report.doc

>Croydon asperger syndrome support group.doc

tbh, a lot of it was really hard to read, I don't remember very much of this time but from the documents (written by mummu, primary school teachers and social workers) I get the impression It was accepted that I was a uniquely difficult child.

The folder contained another folder called

>Anons stories and pictures

Inside this one there were some stories I wrote from the ages of 6 to 10 and some pictures I guess I made at about the same age.

It never began for me did it lads? Mummu must have been monitoring my activity on the familtyPC and submitting it as evidence to the social workers, feel mugged off but I do love the idea of me raging in the assessment room (which is apparently what I always did) as some psychology cunt looks at these from behind the one way mirror.


 No.66415

>>66414

>Mummu

You never had a chance, lad.


 No.66416

>>66414

>Gremlin Squad

Simply fantastic.


 No.66417

>>66414

That gremlin squad picture is cracking me up, good work lad.


 No.66418


 No.66419

The 70s and 80s were the golden age of electronic music.


 No.66420

Lovely bit of rain.


 No.66421

File: f9a76df1e126193⋯.jpg (140.17 KB, 392x445, 392:445, f9a76df1e126193af649824bc4….jpg)

>>66414

Hardest I've laughed in a while.


 No.66422

File: 62e968c55789d0f⋯.png (440.33 KB, 645x1260, 43:84, 62e968c55789d0f5b49602da95….png)

>>66395

Here lad.


 No.66423

File: 01b34fd3ae99a17⋯.jpg (127.39 KB, 500x351, 500:351, bd539c26cf8e5c14b1109955ff….jpg)

>>66422

Thanks, lad.


 No.66424

File: c9f5427b6dc550e⋯.jpg (80.61 KB, 733x441, 733:441, f959471f399a7e211b3eaa894a….jpg)

>>66423

That's alright lad it was in April 17s thread.

HARD TIMES


 No.66425

File: 7acc27f2ae9246f⋯.jpg (19.97 KB, 430x380, 43:38, 1523971162968.jpg)


 No.66426

>>66408

You're butthurt because

1. If abortions were easier to get in the 90s, your mother would have had you aborted because she would have preferred to spend her money on menthol cigarettes and cheap chardonnay.

2. If you somehow managed to get a girl pregnant she would probably abort it because she doesn't want to raise a goblin.


 No.66427

>>66426

I'm sensing a lot of projection in this post.


 No.66428

>>66427

m-muh projection!


 No.66429

>>66426

>If abortions were easier to get in the 90s, your mother would have had you aborted

I wish.


 No.66430

>>66428

It's either that or headcanon, because his post was a fucking orangutan.


 No.66431

File: 5c120d47c829cbd⋯.png (434.66 KB, 726x400, 363:200, smug gremlin.png)

>>66426

>If you somehow managed to get a girl pregnant she would probably abort it because she doesn't want to raise a goblin.

>goblin

Nice try kid, you're in gremlin territory now.


 No.66432

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Everything about this girl puts me in a fit of uncontrollable anger just making me want to punch holes in every wall around me.

I would do just about anything to punch her really hard in the throat and then kick soil on her face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kl-2SZL9I


 No.66433

>>66432

Stop going back to her channel then.


 No.66434

File: 34bbc6596f3d101⋯.png (4.98 KB, 446x97, 446:97, dubs become a real girl.png)

>>66433

dubs ;_;


 No.66435

File: 08ebd36f8d82df3⋯.png (2.83 KB, 470x454, 235:227, hmm.png)

I just dozed off in front of the computer for an hour or so and dreamt that the thread had hit bump limit and we migrated to a new one. Felt a bit confused when I woke up.


 No.66436

>>66414

Is this what you do now that you're older and wiser?

https://youtu.be/U--vw34S-mI


 No.66437

nick fuentes is based


 No.66438

File: 8c902f68da1f9ab⋯.png (173.52 KB, 432x768, 9:16, 503e339372563bb236810aa59f….png)

What would you do with her?


 No.66439

>>66438

I would have nothing to do with her.


 No.66440

>>66438

I'd leave her be. She's clearly found her place in life.


 No.66441

Are you lads having a nice day.


 No.66442

>>66441

It's alright, nothing out of the ordinary. How about you?


 No.66443

File: dfa7482ea98e4ad⋯.jpg (267.95 KB, 1647x929, 1647:929, based whittling lad.jpg)

>>66442

Good. These arrived today. I'm going to try and make something from the book.


 No.66444

>>66440

kek

>>66443

Very cool, seems a nice activity to do on the back garden while the sun is out


 No.66445

>>66443

Proper men's hobby that, good luck lad.


 No.66446

>>66426

I wasn't the person who replied lad. All he posted was a picture of an ape and you got in a mess. I didn't even say I was for or against abortion.


 No.66447

Lads. I am getting better at improvising on the keyboard.


 No.66448

>>66447

Nice.


 No.66449

>>66448

What's your favourite chord progression?


 No.66450

>>66443

Hope you remembered to get a knife license, lad.


 No.66451

>>66449

No such thing as favourites with me, but I do have little things I like to use a lot. I like flipping between major and minor in unusual ways, like switching back and forth between Cm7 and CM7, or between Cm7 and Am7, for instance. I also really, really like 5th, 9th, and sus2 chords. With chords like those (harmonious chords that lack a clear major or minor indicator) you can pretty much fire off a random sequence of them, and they'll almost always sound great.


 No.66452

Off to bed, goodnight lads.


 No.66453

>>66452

N'night, lad.


 No.66455

File: a9a4e7b6f935818⋯.gif (399.24 KB, 285x190, 3:2, hat wobble.gif)

>2 more shifts then I'm off for a month


 No.66456

File: 5ae8f25753a9205⋯.png (532.27 KB, 680x680, 1:1, laughing tears emoji.png)

>"""""men""""" who lick fannies which in all likelihood have taken dozens of dicks

>"""""men""""" who put their tongues inside women's shitholes


 No.66457

>>66455

Very nice, my fellow wagie. I'm currently off for 2 weeks myself. How will you be spending it?


 No.66458

>>66456

>>"""""men""""" who lick fannies which in all likelihood have taken dozens of dicks

The only one I've licked was as pure as the driven snow.


 No.66459

>>66458

Still though lad, subordinating yourself to a woman like that? You must have really liked her. On top of that the idea of it is just a bit gross.


 No.66460

To the lad who's trying to repair his dopamine receptors from years of porn abuse, supposedly heavy lifting and HIIT cardio can help. Obviously lots of veg and a good diet in general is also a plus.


 No.66461

>>66459

she always returned the favour, plus it's a mutually beneficial arrangement.


 No.66462

File: 8f5f6d3d60d4527⋯.jpg (137.68 KB, 960x720, 4:3, cuck chart.jpg)

>>66461

Good boy


 No.66463

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is really good. Is the lad who can't see embedded links still here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3h0QpUQxTQ


 No.66464

>>66463

Given how awful some of the shit posted is I can't tell if this is a joke.


 No.66465

>>66464

Sorry but you're wrong on this one. It's incredible.


 No.66466

>>66463

>>66465

He's right, it's fucking garbage. This is exactly the sort of mainstream normie shite that only a fannylicker could tolerate.


 No.66467

It is my great honor to be known as the lad who posts quality music.


 No.66468

>>66467

You are the lad who uses amerimutt spellings instead of the proper ones, and you need to stop.


 No.66469

>>66468

You've done nothing but bully me. You are not a good lad.


 No.66470

>>66456

>"""men""" who cry sour grapes on something they will never, ever get the opportunity to experience.


 No.66471

File: 70a36f00e2857d8⋯.jpg (85.19 KB, 494x441, 494:441, cosmic pepe.jpg)

>>66470

I have sex regularly and I've made it clear my mouth is never going down there.


 No.66472

>>66469

The music you posted bullied my ears.

>>66470

>>66471

Both of you, OUT


 No.66473

>>66457

>I'm currently off for 2 weeks myself.

Nice one, lad. What've you been up to?

>How will you be spending it?

Probably wanking myself silly and getting drunk.


 No.66474

>>66473

Those things aren't good for your soul, lad. I will be mostly playing piano, reading, lifting, and eating big.


 No.66475

Lads, it's been bugging me all day. What the fuck was wrong with the song I posted? Yeah the video and lyrics are a bit gay, but the groove and melody are fantastic. Who the fuck pays attention to lyrics anyway?


 No.66476

>>66475

It's absolutely devoid of any creative talent whatsoever and you should probably take a break from the internet for a few weeks until you've meditated upon your complete lack of good taste.


 No.66477

>>66476

I want to fight you. I think I would win.


 No.66478

File: f7f46b9c0d8cd0f⋯.png (24.32 KB, 485x443, 485:443, 1517002761849.png)

>>66477

>ME NO LIKE U. ME WANT HIT U


 No.66479

File: 5068a32947ef630⋯.jpeg (24.83 KB, 467x350, 467:350, you, probably.jpeg)

>>66475

Nobody said anything about the video or the lyrics, it's more the fact it's 100% soulless manufactured pop music, with all the cliches that go with that. The "groove" is babbies first 80s pop beat that's used in a million other pop songs, and it's got all that "haha so retro and quirky, who /gameboy/ here?" square wave crap that was popular during the five years before that song came out. It's clearly trying to emulate the success of bands like MGMT, and all the countless hipster nobhead "we make indie 8bit synth chiptune 80s powerpop, please check out our myspace and buy our totally retro 7" vinyl and cassette" artists and bands that plagued the late 00s and early 2010s.

The melody is clearly trying to emulate several other pop songs, while making a few unnatural changes here and there to avoid plagiarism, but ends up sounding overly simple, generic and safe to the point where it's not really a good melody at all. It sounds familiar enough to your average normie that they'll be inclined to accept it without resistance, without the song being able to stand on it's own two feet. It's another one of those "songs on the radio" that sounds like all the other "songs on the radio". It's lowest common denominator music aimed at lowest common denominator people, and you like it, so that tells us a lot about your "taste", or lack thereof rather.


 No.66480

'tis a fine day to be alive, m'scroopleflompers


 No.66481

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>25:30

>39:30

Has livestreaming gone too far?


 No.66482

>>66481

I think he's been severely brainwashed by youtube/livestream culture, where the only thing that matters is content, views, subs, donations, etc. He didn't seem to comprehend the severity of the situation he caused, and was just casually walking away from it saying "we're going viral bros". If it didn't hit him while sitting in the cop car, I hope it hits him while sitting in his cell.


 No.66483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I hereby challenge our based piano lads to play this.


 No.66484

File: 5ed3e620dfbdcf3⋯.jpg (411.25 KB, 1649x927, 1649:927, waspy.jpg)

I've caught a wasp, it must be on its way out because it was dozily stumbling about my windowsill. I'm going to feed it to my venus flytrap once it's dead.


 No.66485

File: 1cc3c7af05fe902⋯.png (30.21 KB, 579x536, 579:536, norf fc.png)

the islams are taking over are country its pc gone mad it is


 No.66486

>>66485

Back to halfchan lad.


 No.66487

Chicken dippers and chips for tea.


 No.66488

>>66487

I might not have anything for tea, I've been overeating recently


 No.66489

My flytrap is eating the wasp. I accidentally triggered some of the surrounding traps while I was feeding it but it shouldn't be too big of a deal because it's a big meal.


 No.66490

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Are white blood cells bullies?


 No.66491

>>66489

your flytrap wont live longer than a few weeks


 No.66492

File: 66a0044a2eb03e3⋯.jpg (88.79 KB, 684x608, 9:8, 19KilPW.jpg)

>>66481

What was the video? It's been removed.


 No.66493


 No.66494

>>66456

>doesn't eat ass

Coward

>>66462

That's so gross. If my kid ever had a "blowup" diaper or vomited anywhere I'd probably just walk out and never come back tbh. Cleaning up 30lbs of shit is not worth a "hula dance".


 No.66495

>>66493

>Why?

Cuz they always die.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd9L3d6HKg8

Kek, what a tard.


 No.66496

>>66494

I wish you'd walk out of here and never come back.


 No.66497


 No.66498

>>66497

You ought to, arse licking normalcunt.


 No.66499

>>66494

If you've genuinely ever put your tongue inside another person's shithole, or would, then I consider you to be subhuman, and concur with the lad who suggested you fuck off.

>>66495

>Cuz

They're not that uncommonly kept in this country, and there are sites based here with active userbases dedicated to their care and maintenance, so you're clearly talking bollocks, which is exactly what I'd expect of someone who types like a 12 year old yank.


 No.66500

>>66499

And if you don't and you're not willing to eat ass, I consider you to be a coward and a weak man.

And I hope your stupid plant dies.


 No.66501

>>66500

This is an anti bum tonguing community, your kind is NOT welcome here, please leave immediately.

>And I hope your stupid plant dies.

You leave his healthy and well fed venus fly trap alone, bully.


 No.66502

File: 7b7346f3d3b7ed9⋯.gif (1.64 MB, 350x224, 25:16, confused.gif)

>>66500

Yes, subordinating yourself to a woman in one of the most degrading and grotesque ways imaginable is a real sign of strength. Enjoy your intestinal parasites.


 No.66503

>>66501

tounging an arsehole seems hot tbh


 No.66504

>>66501

His plant has gay leaves.

>>66502

Femdom is a patrician fetish only enjoyed by alpha makes such as myself and this anon >>66503

Sorry weak man, can't help you.


 No.66505

>>66503

Which part of connecting your mouth and tongue to a literal shit hole seems hot to you?


 No.66506

I won't be baited any longer.


 No.66507

>>66505

the taboo nature of it


 No.66508

File: 88d1ea4d687fb4f⋯.jpg (48.66 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1491451207743.jpg)

>EWWWWWWW vaginas are GROSS!!!!! I'd NEVER put my mouth on one ever that is icky EWWWWW


 No.66509

>halfchan /britfeel/ now has its own radio show


 No.66510

>>66507

Lay off the porn lad.

>>66508

If you've ever put your mouth on a vagina, you need to leave.


 No.66511

>>66510

if you weren't a C section birth you had your mouth on a vagina:)


 No.66512

>>66511

If we're being pedantic, I didn't say "had", I said "put", as in "placed with intention".


 No.66513

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it hurts


 No.66514

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Poles are not base-


 No.66515

>>66514

Only a few minutes in, but that drumming is fucking wicked. Excellent rare groove lad.


 No.66516

>>66515

It gets better lad, you're in for a treat. Feel free to bookmark it.


 No.66517

Dark chocolate and gold top milk for supper.


 No.66518

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Another cracker. Good night.


 No.66519

File: 4c58939dad8ce6a⋯.png (356.07 KB, 608x416, 19:13, vlcsnap-2018-06-02-00h03m5….png)

>>66494

>I told Deano to eat shit and he fucking did it he did the madman!!

>WAHAAYYYY!!!


 No.66520

File: a6676b35bcfd084⋯.webm (1.27 MB, 400x400, 1:1, gym_thot_patrol.webm)

File: 9aea5f693300561⋯.jpg (13.25 KB, 366x329, 366:329, 9aea5f6933005613d0ac4eec4d….jpg)


 No.66521

Good morning laddos. What did you during the downtime?

>sat aimlessly at the computer and realised I have an imageboard addiction

>read a book instead and felt a bit better about myself


 No.66522

>>66521

Morning lad.

>What did you during the downtime?

Sat at my computer for the day then went to bed.


 No.66523

>>66521

I realized I had an imageboard addiction but instead of doing something else I just lurked some different imageboards.


 No.66524

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Frankie Boyle's New World Order S2 Ep1 (18th May 2018)

>Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan, Mona Chalabi, David Baddiel and Joe Lycett.


 No.66525

>>66524

Their misery and pessimism has cheered me right up, thanks lad.


 No.66526

What are you lads up to. I'm cleaning my flat.


 No.66527

>>66526

I need to clean my room actually, I've got a bucnh of rubbish on my desk. Since I reorganised the desk my bin isnt right next to me any more and I have to get up to put stuff in it, probably a bad decision.


 No.66528

I really, really want it to rain.


 No.66529

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like Autechre. I haven't listened to them in years.


 No.66530

I really want a wank tbh lads.


 No.66531

>>66530

I'm on day 7 at the moment and I feel great. It helps that I have to donate to the Socialist Worker's Party if I fail. If you're thinking about wanting a wank to the point of posting it here then you're already letting the urge have too much power over you. Your brain is hungering for dopamine right now, so give it some, but by doing something productive instead.


 No.66532

>>66530

>>66531

Or alternatively just have a moral wank to a qt using only your thoughts. Porn is the real problem, I don't think NoFap is necessary, though it is a good test of will.


 No.66533

Standing up to play the keyboard is much cooler than sitting down, in my humble opinion.


 No.66534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What the heck is going on here.


 No.66535

>>66534

Sequencing, mostly.

The SH-101 is an 80s monosynth that had a built in step sequencer, which he is programming (every note press enters that note into the sequence and moves to the next step, whenever he presses the button above it adds a rest step). Next he sequences what looks like a TB-303 clone, which works similarly. Then he shows himself adjusting the decay on a sound on an Elektron Analog Rytm, which I believe is a modern analogue/sample-based hybrid drum machine, which again has it's own sequencer. Then he gets all the sequences playing together (one of the machines will provide the master clock, and the rest will be slaved to it via MIDI, so they all stay in sync with each other), while he plays a Novation Bass Station 2 live.


 No.66536

>>66535

It looks fun and sounds fantastic. Is it hard?


 No.66537

>>66536

>Is it hard?

Uneducated black teenagers from New York, Chicago, and Detroit were doing the same thing with the same gear in the 80s, so no. This is how all synthpop, hip-hop, electro, house, techno, etc. was made, from the dawn of MIDI up until home computers took over the role of master sequencer/clock in the 90s, and fully "in-the-box" DAW solutions came about in the early 00s.

The gear is very expensive though, an order of magnitude more so than it was back then (digital synths and drum machines took the world by storm in the mid 80s, and all the old analogue gear was practically being given away, hence how all those piss-poor black kids in the ghettos got a hold of it). You can use a DAW and VSTs to generate exactly the same thing and better, what he made in that video amateur hour shite for literally nothing, assuming you're pirate savvy. TAL do a great SH-101 VST clone that I use a lot, and Audio Realism make a near-perfect TB-303 clone.

On the other hand, Behringer are breaking into the analogue hardware clones market, and two of the planned machines are an SH-101 clone and a TR-808 clone, so if you really want to go the hardware route I'd wait for their line-up to be released.


 No.66538


 No.66539

>>66538

What did that have to do with anything?


 No.66540

Sleep quality on phenibut and L-tryptophan is second to none.


 No.66542

File: ee0f8d1bbaf32e5⋯.jpg (160.44 KB, 1033x337, 1033:337, shadow people.jpg)

Have you ever met one?


 No.66543

>>66542

No, I have never had the misfortune of meeting a /fringe/ autist.


 No.66544

>>66542

S01E09 of X Files.


 No.66545

STREAM


 No.66546

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.66547

Morning lads.

How would you solve the obesity epidemic?


 No.66548

I've started waking up with extremely powerful erections.


 No.66549

>>66547

I have a few ideas:

>refuse access to the NHS and majority of welfare to fatties above the obesity threshold

>hefty tax on food & drinks with high sugar/sugar-substitute levels and little-to-no nutritional value (natural products like fruit, honey, etc will obviously be excluded)

>force manufacturers to display large obesity warnings and images of disgusting fat cunts on the packaging

>ban on marketing those products to children, perhaps introduce an age restriction

>ban on promoting and celebrating obesity, no "plus sized" models, etc.

>abolish hate speech laws, reintroduce fat shaming as our national pastime


 No.66550

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Excellent.


 No.66551

>>66550

Clicks and pops ruin it for me, uploader should have taken better care of his records.


 No.66552

>>66551

That's the only problem with obscure music from this era, I can't seem to find better quality versions anywhere. Same with the albums on the first channel I found with the blind frog who you liked.


 No.66553

>>66552

Yeah, you're pretty much shit out of luck unless they happened to release a non-brickwall limited CD version, or you win the second-hand vinyl lottery and make your own digital transfer. Sometimes you can find obscure records on Soulseek, but their vinyl recordings (at least, the freely available ones) are often complete garbage as well.


 No.66554

>>65865

Your time approaches lad.


 No.66556

>>66553

>Soulseek

I haven't heard that word in a decade. That's where I used to get all my music.

>>66554

It's up. I'll link it when the time comes.


 No.66557

What the FUCK, I did the date wrong in the new thread. Can a based mod fix it?


 No.66558

>>66557

Fixed it lad.


 No.66559

Had this dream last night that I was walking around my back garden and found a parrot, but it ran away from me every time I tried to pick it up.


 No.66560

File: 02d1281a9b2c2a6⋯.gif (2.85 MB, 200x234, 100:117, terry grin.gif)


 No.66561

File: 96766e287516c12⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wops vs wogs.png)

Jealous tbh


 No.66562

>>66549

I'd be all for those apart for the tax. Nothing wrong with someone who knows how to control themselves indulging in treats, and I don't think they should be punished because some people don't know how to control themselves.


 No.66563

>>66562

I agree. They should just be taxed directly.


 No.66564

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>this video and those comments

What exactly is going on here?


 No.66565

>>66562

>Nothing wrong with someone who knows how to control themselves indulging in treats

I guess I'm at a point where I don't even see chocolate/sweets/fizzy drinks/etc. as treats, I see them more like how non-smokers and non-drinkers view fags and booze. Things that might provide "good feelings" on the surface, but have addictive properties and huge negative health effects when overconsumed. I think it's better to stick to fruit instead, which tastes absolutely orgasmic when you've gone cold turkey on sweets.

>>66563

>They should just be taxed directly

That would probably work better, because then they wouldn't be able to get around it by simply importing garbage food/drinks from other countries. The only solution for them then would be paying up, or fucking off to other countries, which I'd view as a success.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_tax#History

>In October 2011, British prime minister David Cameron told reporters that his government might introduce a Fat Tax as part of the solution to Britain's obesity problem.

You could have stopped it Dave, why didn't you do it?


 No.66566

>>66564

>What exactly is going on here?

Fetish porn. You know full well that's what it is.


 No.66567

1000 kcal shake

who /big boy for mummy/ here?


 No.66568

File: f2b9ebcf2d2ed8f⋯.jpg (88.81 KB, 468x690, 78:115, imageproxy (2).jpg)


 No.66569

We have some musical lads, but no live music shows. What's going on?


 No.66570

>>66569

I'd love to see some live customer service from the based retail lads.


 No.66571

*Flies into space and directs a meteor at your local asda*


 No.66572

>>66569

It takes a lot more effort and preparation than just loading up an emulator and playing games, and I'm completely unprepared. Also my computer has been fairly unstable for the last year or two, getting occasional audio dropouts, video driver crashes, general crashes, etc.. I think it really needs formatting and starting fresh, but I cannot be fucked with that.


 No.66573

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads think this is accurate? I'm especially interested to hear what our resident wankers have to say.


 No.66574

>>66573

I'll get back to you in about 8 hours after my current edging session.


 No.66575

>>66572

Actually I think I've fixed the audio dropout problem, a new driver for my audio interface came out 3 days ago and now it seems fairly solid. I thought it was just my PC being shit because my old audio interface did something similar in it's old age, albeit a lot worse.

I'm not impressed though, this interface model (Steinberg UR824) has been out for about 6 years, and yet they've only just the other day solved a fairly major performance issue that people with certain PCs have been complaining about for ages. I swear I googled for shit like this before I bought it, and nothing significant came up, at least compared with other ones I looked at. At least it seems alright for the time being, but if the problems continue I'll have to sell it.


 No.66576

>>66575

>(((((Steinberg)))))


 No.66577

>>66576

They're a German company, and the majority of the hardware and software for their audio interfaces is actually produced by Yamaha (Japanese), just with the Steinberg label slapped on it.


 No.66578

>>66576

I will say though, when it comes to their DAW (Cubase) they're jewish as fuck. Do yourselves a favour and never even think about using it, or any other DAW that uses cancerous dongle protection or makes you pay ludicrous amounts for every update. Stick with FL Studio and their lifetime free updates, and the ability to install and use it on as many computers as you bloody well please, without requiring an internet connection.


 No.66581




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