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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

File: 64bbe6f246e48a6⋯.png (176.39 KB, 443x512, 443:512, pedo shooter v3.png)

 No.65136

Thread #106

Execute the pedos edition

Last thread >>64373

 No.65139

>>65133

I'd hate to think you would think it was me who would say this stuff to you laad, it's not. I've not once commented on this topic.


 No.65140

File: 37a95d8b2d87763⋯.jpg (12.5 KB, 247x337, 247:337, 37a95d8b2d87763f81cf388b71….jpg)

>tfw moving towards a more whibblescromp-friendly society


 No.65141

>>65139

I wasn't referring to any one anon in particular, in fact I have no idea who you are or who that anon was. I just threw in all the things I could think of that might make someone hold a long-term grudge against me and make occasional character assassination attempts. I wish he wouldn't bother, I do a perfectly good job of it myself.


 No.65142

>>65133

>I get the impression that you consider yourself to be gay

You've very wrong

>likely because over the past 3 years I may or may not have called him a normalfag

Your chronic smugness, smartassery and knowitall attitude irks me.


 No.65143

If your father doesn't dress up as a woman and fuck himself with a big black dildo you don't belong on this board.


 No.65144

>>65141

you are the closest approximation to the philosopher NEET archetype that i have come across

i really liked your redemption arc with the going to the shop to buy some milk


 No.65145

>>65142

>chronic smugness, smartassery and knowitall attitude

Even you've got to admit I've toned it down massively over the past year or so, I can't even think of anything recently that fits that description, unless you passionately disagreed with my views on homosexuality (and probably conflated my posts with the other lad's). As far as I witnessed, it was the pro-homos that were acting overtly smug, smartarse-y, and know-it-all, especially that one who said he was going to reappear at 6pm yesterday. Thank fuck he didn't.

>>65144

>tfw that was 2.5 years ago

I think it's been over a year since I went outside on my own. I need another redemption arc.


 No.65146

>>65143

I think the worst my dad has done is take poppers when he was younger, does that count?


 No.65147

>>65145

You've fallen from grace lad, but only so you can soar back up even higher.


 No.65148

sarabande is hard to play on guitar my fingerswon't stretch enough to hold the chords properly


 No.65149

can't log in to the admin account. Has Ron fucked me again?


 No.65150

File: 4255b2d1b81f3d2⋯.gif (2.67 MB, 580x326, 290:163, neet.gif)

>>65149

Philosopher NEET coup. It's about time we reclaimed our ancestral lands.


 No.65151

>>65150

for fucks sake, what do I have to do to stop that autistic assclown ron from sabotaging me at very turn?


 No.65152

File: 453fc7389602726⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 30.27 KB, 856x352, 107:44, claims.png)

>>65150

The purge begins NOW.

>>65149

It was on the claims list again, I'll send you the new password kek


 No.65153

>>65152

Shit wrong field.


 No.65154

>>65152

Ron must do this on purpose. I saw it on the claims list and emailed to get it back, yet just like last time he ignored me. God I wish a painful death upon Ron.


 No.65155

>>65154

It says on the claims page that it's first come first serve, and I filed for it around noon yesterday, got the keys about two hours ago.


 No.65156

Truly, Ron is worse than Trudeau

th-thanks though lad


 No.65157

WAHEY


 No.65158

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lads, I was just looking up "Voodoo Ray", a classic house track from 1988 by "A Guy Called Gerald", and I came across this interesting looking video of the guy who made it, showing how he used to do his live gigs back in the day.

Then I saw the top comment. I thought it was fake at first, but if you click it you'll see it's actually his real account. What in the absolute fuck lads.


 No.65159

File: 1a5e481ad063d2f⋯.jpg (11.97 KB, 222x227, 222:227, 1499047694615.jpg)

Used to wank to the lingerie section of my mum's Freemans magazines when I hit puberty, back before broadband internet came along.

It's mental how freely-available porn of all kinds is these days. You basically just need a smartphone and you have the depths of depravity available at a whim.


 No.65160

File: 04deb31a4b02578⋯.jpg (51.67 KB, 713x920, 31:40, 04deb31a4b02578ef3847f69f3….jpg)

I put my willy in a vagina last night, but it didn't get hard and I didn't cum so I'm not counting it.

>tfw still pure

>tfw still not a fannylicker


 No.65161

>>65159

Did you see porn mags in wooded areas near your house as a kid?

For some reason I seem to be the only person who this happened to.


 No.65162

>>65161

You weren't the only one visited by the porn fairy lad.


 No.65163

>>65161

Yeah, me and my friend found a couple of them.

The first one was called "Shaft" and it looked like it was from the 80s, it was a full magazine and was in good condition considering the fact that we found it in a hedge. Another one we found in the local park but it was icy and the entire thing was frozen solid; to this day I honestly don't know if it was frozen spunk or just regular ice.

Another thing I remember is phoning up the sex line on public phone boxes when I was coming home from my friend's house at night and asking about sex acts, because it was always a female operator.


 No.65164

>>65162

I brought it up at work and everyone looked at me like I was retarded. It was the same with babestation they had no idea why anyone would need to watch it. I suppose I mainly work with people born after year 2000 so they had instant access to porn


 No.65165

>>65164

>I mainly work with people born after year 2000

This is the most terrifying and depressing thing that's ever been posted here. I've been thinking about this a lot lately too, it feels like almost everyone our age or older has disappeared online (outside of kikebook etc) within the last couple of years. All I ever see now are obvious 2000s "kiddies" posting their stupid brainwashed opinions and their complete ignorance to anything prior to the last 5-10 years, even here on 8chan. I know this happens to people with real life friends, where their whole generation fucks off to focus on their careers and families, but I never thought that the same phenomenon would affect online spaces to such an extent as well.


 No.65166

>>65165

To be fair my job mainly attracts students due to the work, but I agree it seems like most of the people in my age group have just tagged out for work/starting families.


 No.65167

File: 9f3a78426518f39⋯.jpg (116.79 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 27894268021.jpg)

>he's so old he actually owned a PS2


 No.65168

>>65167

I owned a fucking PS1


 No.65169

>>65165

Yeah, I struggle to understand where they'd gather online. They must be posting somewhere, surely? There was so many outcasts in school and I can't imagine some of them having real lives etc. I just don't know what they do in their spare time.

Then again, I can't imagine a day where I didn't spend most of my free time sat in front of my computer, and occasionally posting on imageboards. Most people probably aren't like that, and I probably don't have a good concept of how other people live.


 No.65170

>>65167

It was literally a handful of years ago that most people online's first gaming experiences were on the NES, Master System, Mega Drive, SNES, original Game Boy, MS-DOS, Amiga, C64, etc. If you said to anyone that your first console was the PS1, nevermind the PS2, you'd get laughed at and told to fuck off for being underage. It was unimaginable to most people that the PS1 would ever be considered retro, because it was 3D, used CDs, and the gameplay was too "modern", but now everyone seems to look at it like it came out the day after Super Mario Bros. There felt like a million years between all the old 2D sprite-based stuff and the PS2, even by the late-90s they were considered relics of the past, and yet it seems to me like everyone online jumped from growing up with those classic systems, to being shit-eating 7th gen CoD kiddies in the space of about 5 years.

>>65169

I think they all quit imageboards for the most part, and just focus on work/relationships/kids. I mean, that's what most 25+ year olds have always done, I just didn't think it would impact the online world as much as it has, and so suddenly. I thought "we were here forever", and that youngsters wouldn't see any appeal in "old fashioned" online communities. I have a deep-seated hatred towards people that are more than a couple of years younger than me, and I used to love reading discussions about things and events that were just before my time, so being online has become increasingly unpleasant recently. I want to go back.


 No.65171

File: 88797596dfbe055⋯.jpg (450.71 KB, 672x824, 84:103, 1420589110429.jpg)

>lost my virginity last night and feel more alone and depressed than ever


 No.65173

>>65171

Sorry lad, you don't fit in with robots anymore, better leave and go hang out with the other normies. You're just like them now, right?


 No.65174

File: 02d1281a9b2c2a6⋯.gif (2.85 MB, 200x234, 100:117, terry grin.gif)

File: 10f7a163d700f7d⋯.jpg (72.22 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 10f7a163d700f7d0439095bd60….jpg)


 No.65175

>>65171

When I lost my V it wasn't particularly stimulating or pleasurable. It was a lot more boring that I imagined which was odd because I always imagined that it would be so overwhelmingly pleasurable and I'd blow my load after 30 seconds. I lasted around 9 minutes and then my erection went away because she stopped half way through to adjust her pillows and I guess my penis just got bored.

However, getting rid of my V felt like bursting and draining some huge disgusting cyst that had been growing on me for years. It was a massive weight off my shoulders and a lot of my insecurities died that night.


 No.65176

>>65171

>feel more alone and depressed than ever

Well now that there's only about two actual virgins remaining here, so do I. I guess that's the one good thing when older anons get supplanted by younger ones, the virgin:normalfag ratio stays about the same.


 No.65177

>>65176

I'm a virgin too lad.


 No.65178

File: 114841d67cbf5d2⋯.png (66.16 KB, 833x768, 833:768, 1429046318345.png)

>>65177

Glad to have you lad, we're a dying breed around here.


 No.65179

>>65175

>he didn't actually cum

You didn't lose your v that night, lad.


 No.65180

>>65179

I didn't cum last night either. She said it counted as sex, but I didn't really feel like it did. Porn has ruined my dick. Today is 6 day of nowanks, I really hope the reset/flatline that I've seen mentioned is real because I badly need it.


 No.65181

>>65179

Didn't know that's how it worked.

Not that it matters anymore since I've came in her plenty times since my first time. It still takes me about an hour to cum though, it's ridiculous. I blame porn.


 No.65182

>>65180

>>65181

You normalfags need to fuck OFF


 No.65183

>>65179

>"virginity: the state of never having had sexual intercourse"

>"sexual intercourse: sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen"

>typically

They've lost their v cards lad. What next, you're still a virgin unless the lass gives birth 9 months later?

>>65180

It is real, but 6 days probably isn't long enough at your stage. Give it a couple of weeks, a month maybe, and if you're not almost jizzing your pants at the sight of a woman's bare skin at that point, you might need to see a doctor. A lot of people use 90 days as a ballpark figure for complete restoration, but I did 5 months in 2015 and didn't really notice any further improvement past the first month or two.


 No.65184

>>65182

Not before the bullies fuck off first. I've been here for 3 years and started out as a NEET shut-in living with mummy, now I have my own flat and am banging average cougars with my flaccid cock. If that's not something you can draw inspiration from then I don't know what is.


 No.65185

File: c4d8859738f0f0d⋯.jpg (34.55 KB, 394x370, 197:185, shiggy.jpg)

>>65184

The bullying of normalfags is allowed, and in fact encouraged.


 No.65186

File: 6627e9589d35d55⋯.jpg (106.9 KB, 800x850, 16:17, 1451444538402.jpg)

>>65178

>>65177

I think we three are the only virgins left here, and perhaps on earth.


 No.65187

>>65186

>>65177

Do you lads reckon you'll make it to wizardry? I'm fairly certain I will, I'm 26 and I can't envision myself being in a drastically different position within the next four years.


 No.65188

>>65180

>She said it counted as sex, but I didn't really feel like it did

You actually asked her if it counted as sex? Kek, you really are a sperg, aren't you?


 No.65189

>>65188

>heh, he said an awkward thing after sex with a woman, what a sperg.

yeah nah, he still doesn't belong here


 No.65190

>>65189

And at what point do you no longer belong here?


 No.65191

>>65187

I'm 28 and haven't seen any change whatsoever in my social life since I left high school, so it looks pretty likely.


 No.65192

File: e164128f2c3e8b4⋯.jpg (107.04 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1517685142397.jpg)

If someone improves their life do they have to leave?


 No.65193

File: 0a79b4f480b257f⋯.jpg (49.97 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1487480327053.jpg)

My holiday request was rejected AGAIN by the same manager as last time.

I'm going to put in for a week in November and if the fat bellend rejects it again I'm putting a fucking grievance in against him.


 No.65194

The kikes are really going all-out on their anti-gun push this time. Do you think they're genuinely worried that Trump is working to take them down?


 No.65195

>>65194

I do think guns are too easy to acquire in the US. I don't think they should be a banned though, just more restrictions on who can buy them.


 No.65196

>>65187

I think I'll kill myself before I become a wizard.


 No.65197

File: 32428b432239894⋯.png (5.19 KB, 645x773, 645:773, pic.png)

>>65193

Thanks lad, you've just reminded me I need to book my holiday.

>tfw enriching the lives of the masses by providing them with high quality fresh fruit and veg

>tfw providing great customer service

>tfw coming home feeling spiritually and emotionally nourished

>tfw being a based retail lad


 No.65198

File: 59d2e2fef3e35c1⋯.png (26.7 KB, 471x239, 471:239, brexshiteer sees the light.png)

>tfw


 No.65199

File: f21742eff2c2397⋯.jpg (18.48 KB, 405x270, 3:2, tactical boob pat.jpg)

>Smashes Blairites

>Strikes fear into the heart of the Jew

>Grabs Mummy Emily's tits in a public power move

Get on the Jezza train lads.


 No.65200

>>65198

#metoo my fellow #brexit voter!


 No.65201

>>65195

I honestly had no idea there was no minimum age requirement to buy guns in most states until this latest anti-gun shitstorm kicked up.

I can understand the reticence surrounding "mentally ill" people being banned from owning guns though seeing as psychiatrists are all kikes and it's pretty obvious that it would be open to abuse.


 No.65202

File: 12d0a0edfda0e47⋯.jpg (458.08 KB, 2480x1754, 1240:877, 1419908019643.jpg)

>another evening spent fantasizing/daydreaming about CYOA-esque scenarios in which I'm granted magical powers

And how goes your sunday evening, anon?


 No.65203

where my scroopleflompers at this morning


 No.65204

File: 208660cc42787f4⋯.webm (2.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, haas.webm)


 No.65205

Are you 'avin a laugh?!

Is he 'avin a laugh?

Haha


 No.65206

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads like Huey Long.


 No.65207

>>65206

I can't believe you would even ask such a question.


 No.65208

File: 706f8825387c59b⋯.jpg (6.2 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 200px-Horseshoe.jpg)

>>65207

>Oh my god I can't even right now

NAZIS BTFO


 No.65209


 No.65210

>haven't shit the bed in nearly 2 weeks

who /selfimprovement/ here?


 No.65211

File: 0b0fda714b7b268⋯.jpg (58.66 KB, 634x725, 634:725, 0b0fda714b7b2684657b891f6a….jpg)

>Event Horizon


 No.65212

>>65211

what did he mean by this


 No.65213

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can he be saved?


 No.65214

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Underrated.


 No.65215

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Even more underrated.


 No.65216

>>65214

>synths with a resonant S&H modulated filter

My weakness. Sweet track lad, good find.


 No.65217

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>65216

Jan Hammer is the lad who did the Miami Vice soundtrack, which I've liked since watching it when I was little but had never looked into his other stuff until now. Fantastic.


 No.65218

File: 9ae3e0ac932f6e8⋯.jpg (675 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, keith the paladin.jpg)

I have just made a new character in Oblivion because I realized that the preset class I chose for my first one had a couple of major skills that were useless for my build.

Lads, meet Keith.


 No.65219

>>65218

What build are you running lad?

I finally got everything up and running last week with the mods, but haven't had a chance to actually play yet. Want to do my best to avoid sneakbow.


 No.65220

File: b2761e9a26e4db2⋯.jpg (48.01 KB, 440x471, 440:471, m.jpg)

>>65218

>preset class


 No.65221

When I'm at work it seems my mood is dependent on how my interactions with people have gone/are going that day. If I think they went well I feel good, but if I think they didn't (and a lot of time this is due to anxiety) I feel bad which makes me more anxious and has a knock-on effect. It only really happens with new people or people I'm less comfortable with, but it's annoying me because I know it's illogical and counter-productive yet I can't seem to stop it. Do you lads have any advice?


 No.65222

>>65221

Look up techniques for cognitive reframing, and meditation. Reframing is the best way to counter "automatic negative thoughts" (look this up as well), and meditation will help prevent those thoughts occurring in the first place.


 No.65223

>>65222

Thanks lad, do you have any reading material to recommend on the topic?


 No.65224

File: 352025b83031b10⋯.pdf (1.17 MB, Tompkins, Michael A.-Anxie….pdf)

>>65223

No problem lad, PDF related goes into detail about what anxiety is, how it works, the various ways it can manifest and sustain itself, but most importantly it has practical steps and advice you can take to combat it and break the cycle.


 No.65225

File: 31d3a815ab8ee18⋯.png (446.23 KB, 697x506, 697:506, emotional support.png)

>>65224

Thanks, I will read it tomorrow.


 No.65226

What are you lads doing today then.


 No.65227

File: b1d63de8cfd7f59⋯.jpg (772.59 KB, 800x800, 1:1, based-grimes.jpg)

>>65226

going to lift

for her


 No.65228

I am going to start training for handstand pushups, and to be able to walk on my hands.


 No.65229

I control the floobity.

I control the whibblescromp.

Got that?


 No.65230

Lads I think I'm losing my racism

what do?


 No.65231

>>65230

Visit a diverse multicultural area, take in the sights, the sounds, the smells. Tower Hamlets or Bradford would do the trick. You'll soon see the light.


 No.65232

how long should it take my dopamine receptors to repair if i do nofap?


 No.65233

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9E0MVteEc

>British school

fucking end it


 No.65234

I have just eaten a very hot chili.


 No.65235

File: d13dd2fd51f4dd6⋯.png (89.9 KB, 245x203, 35:29, dbnerdn.png)

People with fake watches piss me off so much.


 No.65236

>>65235

People who care about how things as trivial as fake watches piss me off so much.


 No.65237

>>65236

People with fake helped make the entire industry tacky.

How many fake things do you own?


 No.65238

>>65237

I'm glad it's ruining the industry

Anyone who pays over the odds for a watch is an idiot and deserves it.


 No.65239

File: 1ad02e0306a85a4⋯.jpg (226.81 KB, 1419x1008, 473:336, evola-life-affirming-mount….jpg)

>materialists ITT


 No.65240

>>65238

You probably couldn't even afford a fake watch you literal peasant


 No.65241

>>65238

>>65239

This, snobby rich cunts OUT.


 No.65242

>>65235

Why would it bother you if someone had a "fake" watch? Imagine being such a goy that you can't stand them idea of someone not overpaying for a "brand"


 No.65243

File: 1fa03ffef05d3bc⋯.jpg (654.94 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, comfy town.jpg)

Lads this town is so comfy. I much prefer the atmosphere in this game to Skyrim.


 No.65244

>>65243

I agree lad, most of Oblivion's world has a pleasant charm about it, whereas Skyrim's is a bit too bleak and desolate for my liking.


 No.65245

>>65243

Oblivion is GOAT comfy


 No.65246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.65247

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.65248

>>65247

Kek, great song, but I wish it didn't have laughing over it or the early fade out.

>what would you choose?

Considering that all options are equally unrealistic for me right now, I'll choose a qt white gf that has somehow never encountered feminism nor contemporary pop culture.


 No.65249

File: f42e1d817bea401⋯.jpg (11.95 KB, 222x227, 222:227, 1499047694614.jpg)

Just went out for a 25 minute cycle. It's the first formal exercise I've done since I stopped jogging last September, and I feel much more burnt out than I should.

I think I'll get back into the swing of it easily enough though.


 No.65250

>>65249

Nice one lad.


 No.65251

File: 9d7eba5f9728abf⋯.jpg (64.34 KB, 570x574, 285:287, contemptible.jpg)

How dare these wh*te bigots feed the homeless with non-halal food?


 No.65252

>>65251

>look at the branding - where's the funding coming from?

What did he mean by this? He seems to be suggesting that the branding is linked to some sort of nefarious organisation.


 No.65253

sex


 No.65254

File: 93de750cc0ea51a⋯.jpg (75.85 KB, 1417x781, 1417:781, man-vomit.jpg)

>all these foreigners in Cyrodil


 No.65255

File: 90a401ce6a1c9ef⋯.png (835.49 KB, 817x650, 817:650, abbo.png)

>>65254

>expecting an empire not to have immigrants


 No.65256

>>65254

>leyawiin is the prominent immigrant city, full off khajiits and argonians

>its a poor, crime ridden shithole full of literal skooma (crack) addicts

Oblivion was redpilled


 No.65257

>>65256

they are oppressed what option do they have?


 No.65258

This game makes me realize how severely they dropped the ball with Skyrim.


 No.65259

File: ca8de93583aa06a⋯.jpg (21.31 KB, 408x439, 408:439, 1522101222082.jpg)

>TES6 will be even worse


 No.65260

>>65257

t. Argonigger

You and your Khajew friends need to get OUT of Imperial lands.


 No.65261

File: 9014e5382838483⋯.png (181.1 KB, 701x929, 701:929, politiscales.PNG)

Quiz time.


 No.65262

File: dcb801cf0a932d3⋯.jpg (802.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, angloboo devs.jpg)

Top architecture


 No.65263

fancy a maccies


 No.65265

Thinking of ordering some viagra from tor.


 No.65266

>>65258

>being this wrong

Contrarianism was a mistake.


 No.65267

File: eb0f719f546c260⋯.mp4 (3.53 MB, 360x640, 9:16, gay police.mp4)

tbh


 No.65268

>>65266

>contrarianism

You're the only person on this board that hates Oblivion, even though it got exactly the same review scores and reverence among those who played it as Skyrim did after it. You can't call anyone a contrarian.


 No.65269

File: 7162db3203d3aa6⋯.png (153.51 KB, 443x376, 443:376, 1431057038262.png)

New Vegas is the only good Bethesda published game.


 No.65270

File: 9f7a6c22695bfc9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 54.55 KB, 267x267, 1:1, 1430670051976-0.png)

>>65269

New Vegas is the least awful game in a series of awful games.


 No.65271

File: 664f9bac0866941⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 705.3 KB, 475x792, 475:792, 664f9bac08669416622e98630b….png)


 No.65272

I hope you lads have had a fantastic day.


 No.65273

>>65272

I only got up an hour and a half ago.


 No.65274

File: 195665a2ab78b6e⋯.jpg (78.32 KB, 490x472, 245:236, 1507649833421.jpg)


 No.65275

>>65272

I've never had a fantastic day in my whole life.


 No.65276

File: 97b40b0bb41c40a⋯.jpg (4.93 MB, 4825x3625, 193:145, laughing-sloots.jpg)

>he doesn't work in based retail


 No.65277

>>65276

>he works


 No.65278

File: da0665423690d70⋯.png (218.61 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, wacky races.png)

Wacky Races and Captain Caveman were my favourite cartoons, but they were hardly ever on TV when I was young. It was always a handful of reruns of utter shite like Scrappy Doo and I Am Weasel.


 No.65279

>>65278

Really? I remember Wacky Races / Dastardly and Muttley being on a lot when I was young, as well as a load of other Hanna-Barbera cartoons, although I can't say I've ever heard of Captain Caveman. I was more of a Looney Tunes lad myself.


 No.65280

>>65276

I have a real job


 No.65281

>>65278

I liked Top Cat.


 No.65282

File: 51af87e48a819aa⋯.jpg (33.5 KB, 500x281, 500:281, ed edd n eddy.jpg)


 No.65283

wish i was a rhino


 No.65284

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Living On 100% SOYLENT


 No.65285

>>65282

It was trash lad, like most Cartoon Network originals. The only show from there that wasn't complete shit was Johnny Bravo.


 No.65286

>>65285

Johnny Bravo is absolutely terrible.


 No.65287

>>65278

Courage the Cowardly dog was decent. I liked Invader Zim too.


 No.65288

>>65287

>Invader Zim

*holds up spork*


 No.65289

I FUCKING HATED SCOOBY DOO

ANYONE WHO LIKED THAT SHIT NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD


 No.65290

>>65286

It wasn't the best cartoon in the world, but it was still lightyears above irredeemable garbage like Cow & Chicken. Nickelodeon originals were just as shit, not an ounce of humour in any of them, just "haha this is totally wacky and/or gross haha" over and over.


 No.65291

>>65290

Spongebob had some funny moments. Ren and Stimpy could be funny at times too. I agree a lot of 90s cartoons did go for the whole zany humour shtick and it wore out fast.


 No.65292

I am going to the gym.


 No.65293

>>65291

>spongebob

Never saw the appeal in it personally, I remember thinking it was stupid and annoying when I first saw it, but I was probably outside of the target demographic by that point. I mostly associate it with kids in the generation below me, the ones that would have been watching kids TV in the early - mid 00s, rather than mid - late 90s.

Ren & Stimpy I didn't like at all, it was entirely gross-out "humour", and I actually found it a bit terrifying. I'd take Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote over that crap any day. I remember noticing at the time, whenever my friends or cousins would watch Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, they never laughed once even if they said they liked it, they just stared gormlessly at the telly. But if you put on a classic Warner Bros. or Disney short, they'd be rolling on the floor in laughter.


 No.65294

File: bdf2dcaa05d9762⋯.png (9.34 KB, 255x227, 255:227, suspiciousfisch.png)


 No.65295

>tfw ostensibly eat extremely healthily however my veg is probably all covered in pesticides and I'm probably ingesting a lot of estrogen from tinned fish


 No.65296

>>65295

>ingesting a lot of estrogen from tinned fish

Wait what? I thought tuna was supposed to be really good for you in a non-soyboy way.


 No.65297

>>65287

I'm 23 and still sometimes watch repeats of Courage the Cowardly dog. Definitely one of the best cartoons of my childhood.

>>65290

Cow and chicken was so shit that I actually felt depressed watching it. Here's a list of SHIT cartoons approved by me.

>dexter's lab

>cow and chicken

>fosters home for imaginary friends

>the cramp twins

>code name kids next door

>ren and stimpy (stupidly shit)

>literally any 90s nostalgia bait cartoon like recess or hey arnold

APPROVED GOOD CARTOONS

>spongebob

>powerpuff girls

>courage the cowardly dog

Everything else is shit.


 No.65298

File: 00270f8a11e180e⋯.jpg (92.95 KB, 700x864, 175:216, restricor-ring.jpg)

Took these two washers out my bike and now I can reach 135mph.


 No.65299

>>65297

>list of SHIT cartoons approved by me

I formerly endorse this list.

>APPROVED GOOD CARTOONS

I do not endorse this list, you'd be a certified gaylord on the playground if you were my age or older and watched spongebob or powerpuff girls unironically, without the excuse of having a younger sibling (which would be your age group, so you are excused).


 No.65300

>>65297

>Here's a list of SHIT cartoons approved by me.

>>dexter's lab

Here's a list of SHIT people approved by me.

>you


 No.65301

>>65300

It was pants lad, painfully unfunny with irritating as fuck voice acting.


 No.65302

>>65296

they line the tins with BPA to prevent the fish coming into contact with the metal


 No.65303

What builds do you lads find most fun in Oblivion?


 No.65304

>>65303

I've never given a shit about "builds", to me it completely sucks the fun out of a game. I use whatever I come across that works well enough to get me through the game, I don't care about min/maxing or doing gay shit like alchemy/enchanting.


 No.65305

>>65304

>doing gay shit like alchemy/enchanting.

Agreed, only autists and queerboys use alchemy.

>mixing up flowers and troll shit to make a health potion when you can easily heal yourself using your ingrained magicka


 No.65306

>>65305

>>65304

You can both go fuck yourself.

It takes about 1 full mana pool to get your health up 50% and about 10 seconds worth of casting when you could just drink 1 potion.


 No.65307

File: ed83ceba7bb1600⋯.png (490.09 KB, 449x401, 449:401, laughinggirls.png)

>He doesn't enchant his weapons.


 No.65308

Popping into town lads, anyone need anything while I'm out?


 No.65309

File: 1c2a762cc70e91e⋯.png (213.08 KB, 600x887, 600:887, 1359760778655.png)

When I'm asleep I dream about women; when I'm awake I think about women.


 No.65310

>>65306

>It takes about 1 full mana pool to get your health up 50% and about 10 seconds worth of casting

Maybe if you're a brainlet Nord or an *rgonian, but a based Elf can do it in half the time while barely putting a dent in their magicka pool


 No.65311

>>65310

Spotted the liberalist.


 No.65312

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Among the only things Skyrim did better was some of the music.


 No.65313

File: 2887d7bc444ebda⋯.jpg (48.18 KB, 600x526, 300:263, 2887d7bc444ebda39fb5670cdf….jpg)

>phenibut


 No.65314

>>65306

>his health drops to 50% or less

Maybe if you weren't a flower-picking faggot, and just used the skills you'd gained and items you'd looted from all your non-flower-picking adventures, you'd actually be able to avoid getting seriously hurt in the first place.


 No.65316

>>65314

Alchemyfags irrevocably BTFO


 No.65317

File: 7d957c3a0109f32⋯.jpg (270.21 KB, 1386x944, 693:472, pj.jpg)

I have turned my back upon Domino's. I am now a Papa John's lad.


 No.65318

>>65317

Don't have one near me. Not that dominos is close enough to deliver, but Papa Johns isnt even close enough for me to drive to.


 No.65319

File: 975dc5ddd57e117⋯.jpg (573.24 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, me on the left.jpg)

Keith is now using a two-handed sword.


 No.65320

>>65319

Is Keith a wood elf? Looks like a right manlet


 No.65321

>>65320

Breton. It's just a ==BIG== horse.


 No.65322

File: 9402bb20b08bda4⋯.png (135.94 KB, 499x426, 499:426, 9402bb20b08bda4e860517df02….png)

>no matter how bad things get

>no matter how low you feel

>you will always have the whibblescromps


 No.65323

>>65322

Feels floobity man


 No.65324

File: 6102c9be292eedc⋯.jpg (588.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, scamps.jpg)

Me and the lads.


 No.65325

>>65322

are you trying to get a monopoly on dog images?


 No.65326

File: 95f474738006884⋯.jpg (14.66 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 95f474738006884abb0b077c1f….jpg)

>>65325

>implying I don't already hold it


 No.65327

>>65326

I have one you don't.


 No.65328

File: c3e41c120316d57⋯.jpg (16.58 KB, 206x267, 206:267, Untitled.jpg)

>>65327

You're bluffing.


 No.65329

File: 5636b89f353590f⋯.png (18.88 KB, 767x611, 59:47, ziggy.PNG)


 No.65330

File: f6813500c11f016⋯.jpg (90.03 KB, 731x960, 731:960, night laddo.jpg)

>>65329

R A R E


 No.65331

>>65324

>5'11 vs 6'0


 No.65332

Morning lads.


 No.65333

>>65332

N'night lad.


 No.65334

>>65325

>EU flag

You wot


 No.65335

File: fab9b79e61def9c⋯.jpg (229.3 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, fab9b79e61def9cda4431ca503….jpg)

>>65334

>he refuses to accept he's an EU citizen


 No.65336

File: bfa7c60cfa219f2⋯.jpg (39.31 KB, 329x500, 329:500, moly book.jpg)

File: 7abb213331e5771⋯.jpg (58.19 KB, 400x604, 100:151, dinesh book.jpg)

File: 0070497b454ed6c⋯.jpg (26.86 KB, 202x320, 101:160, benny book.jpg)

File: d7b2606b36b1bf6⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 333x499, 333:499, lauren book.jpg)

The postman brought my books today.


 No.65337

>>65336

>no (((Yaxley-Lennon)))

Brainlet.


 No.65338

File: d236c276fc5e013⋯.jpg (23.56 KB, 640x426, 320:213, 1d06f218544f0667cf24c4c28f….jpg)

>new protein powder just arrived

>contains soy


 No.65339

>>65337

Careful, I remember there being a lad here who has a hard-on for are Tommy.


 No.65340

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A Week on McDonalds DAY 6


 No.65341

Feeling like shit, lads.


 No.65342

How do the car-less men of this thread actually get about? If you want to go somewhere how do you even do it?

I've always had a car shortly after I turned 17 and before 17 there weren't really many places I had to be so I'm not sure how public transport actually works.


 No.65343

I can't even remember the last time I've been drunk by myself, it's been a while considering it used to be every single day for over 3 years straight.


 No.65344

>>65342

I'm a NEET shut-in that lives with my mum, I don't leave the house unless it's one of the rare occasions my dad picks me up and takes me out for the day, or my mum takes me to some sort of bennies-related appointment.


 No.65345

Since I've had so much fun with Oblivion I'm going to have to try Morrowind when I'm done with it. Do you lad have any advice for me?


 No.65346

>>65345

Don't expect anything like the Oblivion/Skyrim experience, have a lot of patience, make sure your reading glasses are to hand because the game is text-based and very wordy, and try to convince yourself that the slow, clunky, "even though your attack clearly connected, we say it missed because fuck you" combat isn't the worst thing ever.


 No.65347

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw my computer isn't good enough to do this


 No.65348

>>65347

Mine is, and my game looks somewhat similar to that, but the ENB I've currently got is awful.


 No.65349

>>65348

Post some pics


 No.65350

I want to make an orc vampire who smashes the fuck out of everything with his warhammer. Naturally he would be a brainlet so magic is out of the question, but how feasible is not using restoration really? I would've been fucked without it on my current lad. Gathering the ingredients for potions is so monotonous…


 No.65351

File: 9ffc0a0997d8534⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Oblivion20180403 11.08.02.jpg)

>>65349

Here you go lad. It's cherry picked though, anything in the distance still looks awful because I haven't modded the LOD.


 No.65352

>>65342

I don't get about you fucking normalfag.


 No.65353

File: b4efa068b5dc21f⋯.jpg (72.66 KB, 614x464, 307:232, 1510530513599.jpg)


 No.65354

>>65342

I used to just cycle locally, I'd get a taxi if I was going too far to cycle.

I passed my driving test in 2014, though I don't travel particularly far from home anyway. Pretty much just to work and back.


 No.65355

File: ab36d1bfb7333c3⋯.jpg (58.93 KB, 1180x137, 1180:137, not book.jpg)

>>65353

The eternal gungrabber.


 No.65356

>>65353

They need more guns


 No.65357

engeland a shit lads


 No.65358

File: 8b085305eb13694⋯.png (18.54 KB, 400x400, 1:1, let's go xD.png)

, btw I'm a cunt


 No.65360

File: fe213ff51878062⋯.jpg (28.21 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1426346860860.jpg)

>>65358

>, btw I'm a cunt


 No.65361

In Google's continued effort at correcting female underrepresentation in all areas of life, there is now an active female shooter at YouTube's California HQ.


 No.65362

>>65361

Turned out she was """Asian"""


 No.65363

>>65362

A female middle eastern vegan animal rights activist, kek. Guess this one's going straight under the carpet.


 No.65364

File: 578d04249b4c81f⋯.jpg (138.93 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 142356456833.jpg)

>disarm the boss with a power attack

>pick up his weapon so he can only punch me


 No.65365

File: 531ed8e25a264cb⋯.webm (4.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 531ed8e25a264cb9b9c2e945c….webm)

>strikes fear into the hearts of numale techies

>whiter than most of the alt. right

/arelass/?


 No.65366

File: 900bb03c23482c4⋯.jpg (733.73 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, came to the wrong neighbou….jpg)


 No.65367

>>65365

Her face and mannerisms are right in the middle of the uncanny valley.


 No.65368

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Surveillance Camera Man 1 8


 No.65369

>>65368

Classics, used to love watching this autist's videos.


 No.65370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fantastic


 No.65371

>>65369

He's a chad autist with massive bollocks tbf


 No.65372

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Music lad do you like Stevie Wonder?


 No.65373

File: 23e5e59f7b1e2e5⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, chad nasime.png)

>>65365

The Jew fears Nasime, of course she's our girl.


 No.65374

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>65372

Some of his stuff is great, not that crap though. Listen to his "Innervisions" and "Songs in the Key of Life" albums lad, blows his cheesy 80s shite out the water.


 No.65375

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>65374

>tfw prefer the cheesy stuff

What about this lad? This is about as acid-y as music can get for me before it starts to sound like shit. I like it though, especially the bit starting at 2:35


 No.65376

>>65375

Cacophonic rubbish. That's well past the point of sounding shit, and it's not even Acid.


 No.65377

>>65376

I did have an inkling that you had to have a high IQ to appreciate it. Sorry, lad.


 No.65378

File: fdc0c19e86a33d0⋯.jpg (506.19 KB, 1160x1896, 145:237, TBSbrew.jpg)


 No.65379

>>65377

When you stop being a pleb and learn to make music yourself, you'll realise how retarded you were to think that aimlessly chopping up a few drum loops and slapping a few bleepy bloopy synths on top was in any way "intelligent".


 No.65380

File: 0b9e2f0431636ec⋯.jpg (67.74 KB, 659x370, 659:370, 200% woke.jpg)


 No.65381

>>65380

Too bad the only person she managed to kill was herself.


 No.65382

File: 1471cce53da267c⋯.jpg (22.22 KB, 735x188, 735:188, c0eefb3d86965de509f888f674….jpg)

>>65381

She did well considering she was an autistic middle aged vegan roastie. It's not like she could possibly live up to our guy Paddock.


 No.65383

>>65382

>roastie

>anti-sexual degeneracy


 No.65384

never chop a hot chili then touch your willy


 No.65385

>>65384

haha well whibblescromped my lad


 No.65386

it's raining boys


 No.65387

Mass gainer was a mistake. Not only does this particular brand contain soy, but I've realized I can just powder my own oats and mix them in with protein powder for the same result at a fraction of the price.


 No.65388

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Jordan in complete TEARS talking about the lack of encouragement in Society

he fights for us.


 No.65389

Jordan Peterson's daughter is a right Injun.


 No.65390

>>65389

Is that why he's so into the aboriginal culture stuff? Did he smoke the peace pipe when he was younger?


 No.65391

File: 34d40772c6c0d1d⋯.mp4 (1.42 MB, 178x320, 89:160, british culture.mp4)

oi oi


 No.65392

>>65391

If you're gonna blast your music loud in public, at least make sure whatever you're playing it on is able to get through a single bar of Vengaboys without stuttering multiple times.


 No.65393

File: 0d504624ca3590c⋯.jpg (949.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, the scroopleflomper.jpg)

I'm bored of being the good guy. Lads, meet The Scroopleflomper.


 No.65394

File: 6590713fc135c42⋯.jpg (65.28 KB, 993x423, 331:141, owen's awakening.jpg)

pozboy comes out as alt right


 No.65395

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads like Timothy McVeigh.


 No.65396

>>65393

this nigga eating beans


 No.65397

>>65393

Lad I don't mean to alarm you but there is a spooky skeleton behind you.


 No.65398

>tfw no friends to play Co op games with


 No.65399

>>65398

I know that feel. I've been trying to play simple 2-player games with my eldest niece, but she's only 3 and doesn't really get it yet. Mario Kart isn't a lot of fun when your opponent doesn't understand the concept of a vehicle-based race, aimlessly drives into every single wall, and demands you quit the race early so she can pick a different character.


 No.65400

>>65398

Funnily enough, I used to play with a yank lad for years before he had an autistic shitfit and deleted me from steam/discord/skype.

Now I play with another yank lad that I met while playing Rising Storm 2.


 No.65401

>ywn be a sex lord


 No.65402

>>65401

speak for yourself, sexless peasant


 No.65403

File: 8a1d064ec0a918c⋯.jpg (34.61 KB, 600x545, 120:109, 8a1d064ec0a918c7e89a62644b….jpg)

>>65398

Years ago as a teenager I was part of a group of internet friends, it was great fun, playing with them constitute the happiest moments of my life. They grew up and became normalfags though.


 No.65404

File: 2d4132110b1fac5⋯.png (354.87 KB, 908x627, 908:627, lotr.png)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/how-lord-rings-tv-series-landed-at-amazon-not-netflix-1099213

I, for one, am happy that this wh*te supremacist garbage is being made more progressive to fit in with modern society. It's 2018 not 1918.


 No.65405

>>65404

>As for whether Jackson is involved in the TV series as an executive producer remains to be seen and would be up to him. His attorney Peter Nelson was not a part of the 2017 rights negotiations but recently helped start a dialogue between Jackson and Amazon."It's very much a creature of the times," Nelson says of the Amazon deal. "We are in an era where streamers are bidding up the price of programming. I think Amazon is taking a page out of the studios' emphasis on franchises. They also are realizing that with the overproduction of television, you need to get the eyeballs to the screen, and you can do that with franchise titles."

Lad, did you even read the article, or did you just guess what it was about based on the title?


 No.65406

Do any of you nofap lads have experience with the "flatline"?


 No.65407

File: b1d63de8cfd7f59⋯.jpg (772.59 KB, 800x800, 1:1, based-grimes.jpg)

File: 7a96e3eb637b14f⋯.png (503.63 KB, 470x705, 2:3, grimes-by-Roe-Ethridge-for….png)

File: a033a0d674c0735⋯.jpg (109.76 KB, 945x630, 3:2, grimes-cover-tout-new.jpg)

File: bb88ab55994ded5⋯.jpg (347.57 KB, 1280x886, 640:443, e447e26306691306ce7c12ff13….jpg)

File: 0265524c82313f1⋯.jpg (42.07 KB, 700x394, 350:197, rs-10673-grimes-624-136682….jpg)

today i will remind them


 No.65408

>>65407

I'd rather you didn't remind us how ugly your shit waifu is lad.


 No.65409

File: fa2a8718f6b2da6⋯.mp4 (2.58 MB, 224x400, 14:25, godders.mp4)


 No.65410

>>65409

What a lad.


 No.65412

just done some wrist yoga


 No.65413

File: 7c25dc5a0c87604⋯.png (191.23 KB, 327x274, 327:274, dogo.png)

>Sean Bean voices Martin Septim


 No.65414

>>65413

Never knew that, I guess it's fitting.


 No.65415

>>65394

Kek. Forget the extermination and controlled banks, its the contributions that are pissing goys off.


 No.65416

@65415

FOY


 No.65417

>>65249

First time I've managed to get out again since this post due to constant rain. This time I just went for 20 minutes but I kept going at a constant, faster pace than last time and I don't feel as burnt out as I did last time.

I'm glad I seem to be picking it up as easily as I had hoped.


 No.65418

Morning lads, any plans for today?


 No.65419

>>65418

Nope, you?


 No.65420

>>65418

I'm going to be working all day if that counts.


 No.65421

>>65419

Nothing planned for me either.


 No.65422

Dreaming is so preferable to being awake. I feel more things and I feel them far more acutely when dreaming, it's as if dreaming is more real than being awake.


 No.65423

>>65418

off to the pub for a mad one with the lads waheyyy


 No.65424

File: 8762feb7701c259⋯.mp4 (241.48 KB, 884x536, 221:134, joe advises britfeel.mp4)


 No.65425

File: 51d74372d8c8b64⋯.jpg (90.21 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, comfy bird.jpg)

I hooked my laptop up to my TV and got it working. Now I can watch stuff in bed.


 No.65426

Just ate a big chicken tikka curry, keema rice, cheese and coriander naan, sag aloo, 5 onion bajis and 2 poppadoms

Who else /bigboy/ here?


 No.65427

stay hydrated


 No.65428


 No.65429

>>65427

make me


 No.65430

Haven't been on here in months, still dying inside. How are all you lads?


 No.65431

>>65430

Still dying inside.


 No.65432

the sun will rise on jewish power


 No.65433

>>65431

Nice one lad. What's your situation like? I got out of hospital for alcohol addiction a few weeks back and have been chilling at mummy's house ever since, not sure if I'm gonna go back to Uni or just call it quits.


 No.65434

File: 1893f9233bdfab8⋯.jpg (63.72 KB, 445x454, 445:454, 1448326558403.jpg)


 No.65435

>>65395

>"most heinous crime in US history"

I'm a bit obsessed with him and the white "terrorists" of the 90s

He's not quite Kaczynski interesting (we should all read this by the by http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm) but after Waco and ruby ridge especially a McVeigh happening was inevitable and I'm impressed by his number.

Is "we're just normal people working for a government that does awful things" exoneration enough or do gov goys deserve happenings? board owner, comment?

He shouldn't have killed the younglings though, I believe him when he says he didn't know and felt bad about it.

The real moral of the story is that gov goys should leave the younglings at home… and not butcher white children so frivolously.


 No.65436

>>65435

This is a weird post lad, from asking the BO specifically for his comment on something completely unrelated to the running of the board, to unironically referring to kids as "younglings".


 No.65437

Just had a really big satisfying shit. Board owner, comment?


 No.65438

Is farmfeel lad here? What can I plant at this time of year on my north-facing windowsill?


 No.65439

What ails you physically at the moment lads?

I have tendonitis in my wrist.


 No.65440

>>65439

Nothing, I'm all good.


 No.65441

>>65439

Other than the fact that im overweight due to my terrible eating habits, I'm actually okay physically.


 No.65442


 No.65443

19 hours into my 24 hour water fast


 No.65444

I just want a cozy office job that pays minimum wage and has potential for career progression, how do I get this lads? I'm very bored of life and my ambition has ran out, I just want to get a comfortable job to break up the monotomy of every day life and get some relief from the instability of my current situation.


 No.65445

>>65444

apply for a office job


 No.65446

>>65444

I don't know, but you could probably do better than asking a bunch of NEETs and retail lads.


 No.65447

>>65444

Definitely don't get a job in first line tech support. It's hell.


 No.65448

Was googling around a bit lads and found out the government do civil service apprenticeships where you work for two years earning £19k/year then move on to some soulless bureaucrat civil service job afterwards. Might be okay.


 No.65449

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>she's still alive


 No.65450

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>Drumpf is finally going to do something useful and take out Syria's monstrous dictator

It's about bloody time.


 No.65451

File: 15bffd177ef57d6⋯.mp4 (3.57 MB, 320x180, 16:9, boomers.mp4)

boomer genocide when


 No.65452

>>65435

>board owner, comment?

nah.

>>65437

>Board owner, comment?

What a coincidence, me too


 No.65453

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What a fantastic soundtrack.


 No.65454

File: 2955850c77b80b6⋯.jpg (158.95 KB, 692x960, 173:240, 1439105797324.jpg)

>>65451

All I want is blood.


 No.65455

During the war


 No.65456

File: d8e11b3b4732d85⋯.jpg (6.6 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>65446

The board is 3 years old, most of us have jobs now and the discussion of being NEET is quite uncommon


 No.65457

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>>65454

this fantastic music will cheer you up


 No.65458

>>65456

That's why I wrote "and retail lads", the point being that virtually nobody here has "a cozy office job" or a job with "potential for career progression", unlike pretty much anywhere else.

Also as far as I can tell, the general employment status here isn't much different to how it was by the end of our first year, with just 2 or 3 NEETs remaining (including myself), who've been NEET for so long that we've nothing left to say about it.


 No.65459

>>65458

I think there's maybe 2 retail employees left. One of which was given an opportunity to move to security (but declined for some reason).


 No.65460

>>65458

I'll have you know I'm a sales rep for a large clothing firm and its the tits. Lots of fittys, plus me and the lads go out for a good knees up most Fridays (wahey)


 No.65461

tbh the israelis are alpha as fuck. they've done nothing but swing their dicks around since they got their state; steamrolling muzzies, annexing territory, killed dozens of US navymen and got the US government to COVER IT UP for them, committed atrocity after atrocity and basically dared the entire world to do anything about it and no one has got the bollocks. imagine if we had a government that acted so ruthlessly in our interests.


 No.65462

>>65461

Our people don't pull the strings of the sole superpower nor control the global economy.


 No.65463

>tfw dick badly chafed

I don't wank excessively (once a day at most) so I can only assume it's due to being over-vigorous in my fapping.


 No.65464

>>65463

the death grip meme is real

if you ever get with a lass you might not be able to get it up thanks to overstimulation like me


 No.65465

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 No.65466

>>65465

I just opened up britfeel to post that.


 No.65467

>>65458

I think atleast 3 have a cosy office job with progression


 No.65468

>>65467

At least six aren't virgins.


 No.65469

>>65467

Wouldn't there be a few more "helpful" replies to the initial lad if that was the case? I'm sure there's at least 1, maybe 2 at the most, but I think 3 of us having "cosy office jobs with progression" is a stretch, at least based on what's been posted here. It's worth bearing in mind that there's honestly only about 12 of us here, and that's my optimistic guess based on the board listing numbers minus VPN user inflation. My pessimistic guess is 8, based on the total votes we often get in our non-rigged polls.


 No.65470

Lads, I think I'm asexual.


 No.65471

i nominate myself for the best poster on britfeel award


 No.65472


 No.65473

File: 467f385e6a23936⋯.png (871.49 KB, 633x758, 633:758, death.png)

>>65469

> It's worth bearing in mind that there's honestly only about 12 of us here, and that's my optimistic guess based on the board listing numbers minus VPN user inflation. My pessimistic guess is 8, based on the total votes we often get in our non-rigged polls.


 No.65474

>>65467

I work in an office envioronment, but its tech support so I wouldnt exactly call it comfy. It definitely feels very officey with certain groups, and people winding each other up on the office skype chat, and the pranks etc but we also constantly have to be dealing with idiots.

Honestly, I think i'd quite enjoy all the other stuff if it came without the hell that is first line.


 No.65475

>>65472

I am not a fag.


 No.65476

>>65469

I'm comfy office guy.

Work in commercial sales. I get paid do do absolutely nothing and y manager gets paid to entertain clients.


 No.65477

>>65469

maybe but it was a shit post

I see tons of those jobs listed you literally just have to apply.


 No.65478

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 No.65479

>>65478

This cancer is by no means limited to /r9k/. This shit, along with the cuck/NTR/BBC shit, has been pushed across practically every halfchan board, as well as other imageboards including 8chan.


 No.65480

So lads, why haven't YOU invested in an innovative finance ISA? Why let the Jews get all the interest when plebs are willing to borrow from you instead?


 No.65481

>>65480

I don't know what that is, but it sounds jewish to me lad.


 No.65482

I've decided I'm going to try and improve the quality of my posts.


 No.65483

>>65482

you can start by becoming a lowercase chad and stop being a punctuationcuck


 No.65484

>>65483

>>>/msn/


 No.65485

>>65481

It's peer to peer lending, so you invest money that is then lent directly to individuals or businesses, cutting out the (((banks))) from the middle


 No.65486

>>65485

Why would I want to do that?


 No.65487

>>65485

To make money.


 No.65488


 No.65489

I'm having trouble quitting porn. I keep getting to 5-7 days then breaking. It's weird because right until the moment I give in I feel unstoppable, and I'm able to control my thoughts and just block out anything sexual, but when the real cravings hit it's like I'm trapped in a tunnel and porn is the only escape and I just can't put the thoughts out of my mind. Do you have any tips, other than suicide?


 No.65490

>>65489

Only real option when you're in that state of mind is to do something active, like doing some exercise, or going for a walk / bike ride. Anything like that will break the cycle and lead to a different outcome.


 No.65491

>>65490

You're right, next time it happens I'm going to go out for a walk. In fact I just went for one because I felt a bit angsty, and now I feel much better. While I was out I thought a lot about my situation and my problems, and I realized that I don't often do much deep thinking like that, which I blame on spending too much time on imageboards and youtube, passively consuming content rather than actively using my brain. I feel a lot more positive now and I'm going to read for a bit.


 No.65492

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I love him lads.


 No.65493

I'm off to bed, goodnight lads.

>>65491

Nice one lad, it's crazy how much difference something as simple as "going for a walk" can make if you're feeling powerless, stressed, anxious, etc. I need to start going for walks again myself.


 No.65494

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Thoughts?


 No.65495

>>65489

I hope you're not trying to quit masturbation, suppressing your masculinity is not good. Just look at images of women instead of pornography.


 No.65496

>>65494

It would be nice if the proles thought the way they do about Jews. He's LARPing and doesn't know what he's talking about. Babylonian Hebrew is alright. That 'Brexit Party' channel seems like total GCHQ.


 No.65497


 No.65498

File: c406ef9bbfd1e79⋯.jpg (103.47 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 5346c3f171ba1896598cc584c2….jpg)

The Amerimutts better be bluffing about Syria.


 No.65499

Do any of you lads watch Milennial Woes?


 No.65500

>>65499

Only when he has someone interesting on his channel, which isn't often. I don't MW.


 No.65501

>>65500

He uploaded a video of a speech he gave in Stockholm recently, in the speech he refers to some internet shitshow that happened recently where an alt-righter challenged a youtuber with 150k subscribers to a debate and was made a fool of.

He's not allowing anyone in the comments to name the people though, so I'm wondering who they are.


 No.65502

>>65501

No idea, I try to stay away from e-celeb shit.


 No.65505

File: b225dc2e84c7293⋯.jpg (49.25 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, brainlet2.jpg)

>>65498

We all knew he was a Zionist but I never thought he'd do their bidding like this. I thought the minor airstrike he did before was actually a good move to placate the neocons, but it was never going to be enough, they won't be happy until the entire region is up in flames. I wish he would just tell them to fuck off and tell the public how they've lied about all these chemical weapons attacks but let's face it he was either one of them from the get-go or has been manipulated or corrupted.

>I fell for the dr*mpf meme


 No.65506

File: 8d9ad68b2ebaee7⋯.png (55.08 KB, 642x380, 321:190, fd703eee9e5b108986c8f5bfb0….png)

File: b8c8fc1393d03b7⋯.jpg (21.53 KB, 191x191, 1:1, 1432293488233-0.jpg)


 No.65507

File: 6ef0bfbc1e055e8⋯.png (85.21 KB, 487x509, 487:509, 6ef0bfbc1e055e898c758b6e52….png)

Were you lads any good at pking?

>tfw always got really hyped up about going, gathering lots of supplies and training my stats, then I'd die once and give up


 No.65508

File: 10794548f06a4b2⋯.webm (357.96 KB, 854x480, 427:240, This is war -- huh -- wow….webm)

File: 1d9e0b352d7cea0⋯.png (267.58 KB, 500x352, 125:88, itsgonnahappen.png)

File: a4b3cddc43d2a2c⋯.webm (4.23 MB, 480x360, 4:3, ITS HAPPENING.webm)

It's time to dehumanise ourselves and face the bloodshed. At this point I hope it isn't bluffing. Nobody said Kalki would be on our side.


 No.65509


 No.65510

Being Assad must be like playing life on legendary difficulty.


 No.65511

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Everyday life is nothing but monotomy, quiet despair and drudgery. What a life. How did it all end up like this I wonder. How are you lads doing? I'm dreaming of moving somewhere far away and listening to a theme from a movie I watched recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW9SWTazdIU


 No.65512

>>65511

>I'm dreaming of moving somewhere far away

Where? Is there anywhere better?


 No.65513

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jej


 No.65514

>>65513

that was shit. It might have been more interesting/funny if you could hear anything she was saying rather than it sounding like this northern monkey was talking to himself


 No.65515

File: aa74d033378987a⋯.jpg (15.61 KB, 350x319, 350:319, 1428445237142.jpg)

>>65513

>northerners


 No.65516

Casual sex is not fulfilling.


 No.65517

>>65516

Well imagine my shock.


 No.65518

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Styxhexenhammer Runs for Vermont Governor


 No.65519

Do you ever get a strong urge to play something, but then you do and get bored really quickly?


 No.65520

>>65519

Considering I spent 2 days installing oblivion mods then got bored in under an hour, yes.


 No.65521

*sticks kettle on*

Prepare yourselves.


 No.65522

>>65519

I used to all the time, but these days not so much. I'm better at finding other things to put my focus towards whenever I feel an itch to do something, rather than going straight to games.


 No.65523

The time for whibblescromps has been and gone. We approach a new age, my good lads.


 No.65524

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Emergency Stop World War 3 Broadcast: Pt.1


 No.65525

File: e7982a3136871f2⋯.png (319.55 KB, 996x1202, 498:601, d344285ccc40db92909ae4366f….png)

Lads, what the fuck did they do to him?


 No.65526

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fantastic


 No.65527

I'll be voting Labour.


 No.65528

>>65527

Based brown man.


 No.65529

>>65525

For fucks sake. He was our last best hope, and he blew it.


 No.65530

File: 2475816f8656b53⋯.jpg (26.96 KB, 510x498, 85:83, 1444632926709.jpg)

>>65529

>he had any hope in Trump


 No.65531

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How am I supposed to not commit a beta uprising when I'm bombarded with psychological torture. Roasties like this whore with the nigger wouldn't acknowledge my existence and even if they did they would despise me. Normalfags are lucky I don't have access to firearms, I hope they all get what they deserve.


 No.65532

File: e4f3958f81c7427⋯.jpg (433.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1464135660847.jpg)

How do we tackle the growing problem of racism on /britfeel/?


 No.65533

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/our chaser/


 No.65534

>>65531

Just be a good boy, keep your head down, be a productive worker and don't speak until spoken to lad. Comments like this are you stepping out of line, which isn't acceptable.


 No.65535

>>65530

I'm not ashamed to admit I did. He conned us.


 No.65537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-55D7U29X6U

I really, really like this soundtrack.


 No.65538

>>65536

It's one thing to have a chronic shitposting addiction, it's another to start posting literal scam links. Delete this.


 No.65539

*coffee finishes brewing*

And so we enter, the end game.


 No.65540

File: 2200ca9039a41ae⋯.jpg (61.28 KB, 414x310, 207:155, 1-Israeli-Van-911-Dancing.jpg)

http://www.rense.com/general66/mosi.htm

Reminder that they're everywhere. Probably even living near you.


 No.65541

DED


 No.65542

>>65540

And that was in the 90s. I wonder what their level of infiltration is now.


 No.65543

File: fafce40a1622b05⋯.png (203.43 KB, 576x621, 64:69, f039316be6fd27bb8c7eb2f9d5….png)

Woah.


 No.65544

>>65543

Fucking thots.


 No.65545

>>65543

That statement would only be true if my penis was inside (((her))).


 No.65546


 No.65547

Having Papa John's for dinner tonight.

What are you lads having/did you have?


 No.65548

>>65547

I had a thai chicken curry earlier.


 No.65549

File: 1893203f65a8a9b⋯.png (2.7 MB, 2480x1386, 1240:693, radio.png)


 No.65550

>>65547

I had some popcorn chicken.


 No.65551

Any ex-neets feel immensely ashamed at the time you spent for so long doing nothing?


 No.65552

>>65551

Not really.

I accomplish just as little as a wageslave as I did when I was a NEET.


 No.65553

>>65552

This tbh.

Do I wish I did more productive stuff with my free time? Sure. But I also did when I was NEET.

I'm very much of the impression that I peaked in college, around 20/21. That's five years ago now. Back then I was thin, I wasnt depressed and I was smarter.


 No.65554

>>65551

I've accomplished a hell of a lot more as a NEET than I ever did while wageslaving, in fact that was one of the main factors in me quitting. I felt imprisoned and unable to do anything besides meaningless monotonous bullshit all day, and then I'd be too knackered to do anything else in the small amount of day I had left after work. The only thing that's lacking now is my income, but I'll take being NEET with the freedom to do all the things I enjoy doing over being a wageslave with money and no energy or free time to use it.


 No.65555

It really irks me that mankind is likely to wipe itself out, or at least nuke itself back to the stone age, before we start colonising space.

I've long since come to terms with the fact that space travel is out of my own reach, I'll be dead long before we get to that stage, but the thought that all these millennia of progress could be for naught just angers me like nothing else.


 No.65556

File: 9da054f401f43dc⋯.jpg (50.88 KB, 340x480, 17:24, 9da054f401f43dc62d24733641….jpg)


 No.65557

>haven't watched shemale porn in over a month

who /self-improvement/


 No.65558

>>65557

Nice one lad. I had a shower today, less than a week after my last one, so me too.


 No.65559

I have just eaten a clove of garlic.


 No.65560

File: db227a790ae2183⋯.png (365.16 KB, 716x582, 358:291, date night.png)


 No.65561

File: 8cc15a9b196151b⋯.png (872.33 KB, 960x960, 1:1, LOCAL.png)

File: d4c5ac5cb785b35⋯.png (696.51 KB, 730x729, 730:729, LOCAL2.png)

File: 0c2505e1f98f45b⋯.png (482.83 KB, 720x960, 3:4, LOCAL3.png)

>he's actually doing it


 No.65562

Don't know how much longer I can keep going lads.


 No.65563

>>65561

Get off the fucking Internet

>>65562

What's the problem lad?


 No.65564

>>65563

Nothing is enjoyable anymore. At least up until now I've been able to comfort eat, but right now now everything just tastes bland and horrible to me.


 No.65565

File: 1ad58dc1b119af4⋯.jpg (39.45 KB, 960x404, 240:101, 1ad58dc1b119af428637efc522….jpg)

>>65564

>masking your problems with sweetie-induced dopamine hits


 No.65566

>>65564

'Comfort eating' is a sign of woman-brains. Eat more broccoli lad.


 No.65567

>>65566

This, broccoli is the official food of /britfeel/ after all.


 No.65568

>>65567

>>65566

I'm growing broccoli this year lads, got almost week old Broccoli sprouts in my windowsill. Absolute top veg, up there with Onions.


 No.65569

>>65512

No, the problem is myself, can't run away from that unfortunately. It's a comforting fantasy, mind you.


 No.65570

I'm taking a week off the internet. I'll see you on the other side.


 No.65571

>>65570

have fun and stay away from drugs lad


 No.65572

>>65570

See you later lad, I wish you luck.


 No.65573

gonna give uni one more go in september before I fully resign myself to being dolescum boys


 No.65574

>One month without shitting the bed

I've sharted in my pants a few times but not enough to stain the sheets. RESULT.


 No.65575

>>65574

Well done lad.


 No.65576

>>65573

How many times have you been to uni


 No.65577

File: eb08be33c3d1682⋯.png (384.48 KB, 808x805, 808:805, 1521957549337.png)

>try installing SSD for the first time

>instructions provided are absolute garbage

>none of the guides online are presented in a clear and concise, step-by-step format

>after a combination of watching youtube guides by a number of non-native English speakers, articles on tech sites, and a bit of trial-and-error I manage to get it connected properly and install windows on it

>spent the last 4 hours trying to get the fucking internet to work on it to no avail

I bet the jews did this.


 No.65578

>>65577

First time installing PC hardware / installing an OS? I guess it can be a little overwhelming the first time, I'd have helped if you'd asked here lad.

>get the fucking internet to work on it to no avail

Have you installed the drivers for your network adapter?


 No.65579

>>65578

>Have you installed the drivers for your network adapter?

I don't know where to look for them, every forum I've checked for my problem seems to assume the person has some minimum level of computer knowledge which I obviously lack.

The problem I get when troubleshooting the failed internet connection is;

"Local Area Connection" doesn't have a valid IP configuration.


 No.65580

>>65579

They will be on your motherboard company's website, just look up your model of motherboard and 'drivers'. Download them onto a USB from another device then install them onto your PC. I had a bit of trouble when I installed an SSD for the first time too.


 No.65581

>>65579

Also, I hope you installed your OS on the SSD while no other drives were plugged in otherwise the OS may not work with only the SSD.


 No.65582

>>65580

I can't see any specifically to do with network adapters, I think LAN is the closest, is that right?

This is the page I'm looking at

https://www.asus.com/Motherboards/Z87PLUS/HelpDesk_Download/


 No.65583

>>65581

Yeah I unplugged the HDD when I was installing the OS onto the SSD


 No.65584

>>65582

Yes, it's LAN.


 No.65585

>>65584

Thanks lad, I'll let you know how I get on.


 No.65586

>>65585

Good luck lad. Friendly reminder to install the drivers for everything else as well, although you're usually better off going straight to the hardware manufacturer's own websites and looking up each part, rather than getting them through the mobo's site or via (((windows update))), as they're often years out of date.


 No.65587

>>65585

>>65586

No dice, I'm afraid.

I installed the drivers and it's still giving the exact same problem ("Local Area Connection" doesn't have a valid IP configuration).

I plugged the HDD back in and the internet runs fine there, so it's not a problem with the router or anything, it has to be something with the SSD.


 No.65588

>>65587

Did you restart after installing the drivers? Are you definitely connected to your router via an ethernet cable plugged into your motherboard's LAN port, and not an additional PCI network/WiFi card? If it's the latter, you'll need to install a driver for that as well.


 No.65589

>>65588

Alright I've got it working now.

After I had finished installing the SSD, I reconnected the HDD to use as the storage device while using the SSD as the boot device because I'd read about doing it this way (which was the main reason I got the SSD in the first place).

So I tried just running the SSD with the HDD completely disconnected and the internet works fine. I'm a complete novice when it comes to this stuff so I have no idea what the problem was since I didn't actually change anything other than disconnecting the HDD.


 No.65590

>>65589

Huh, weird. Connect the HDD again and see if the internet stops working, I can only think that it was just a case of you needing to restart your PC after installing the drivers.


 No.65591

>>65590

I did restart the PC after installing the drivers and it didn't fix the problem.

I'll try again with the HDD reconnected and let you know, but I'm installing a load of updates just now. Hopefully it won't take too long.


 No.65592

>>65591

>I'm installing a load of updates just now. Hopefully it won't take too long.

H-haha. You're going to be here for hours, and even when you think you're done there's going to be even more when you check again. Also it's going to install telemetry garbage without telling you. Windows update a SHIT.


 No.65593

>>65592

That's all 189 updates finished installing. I'll see if the internet works with the HDD connected now.


 No.65594

>>65593

It still doesn't.


 No.65595

>>65594

Check out:

https://www.drivereasy.com/knowledge/ethernet-doesnt-have-a-valid-ip-configuration-on-windows-solved/

Ignore option 2 since you've already essentially done that, plus never use anything like drivereasy as it suggests, they're all trash.


 No.65596

Zimbabwe


 No.65597

The Last Jedi was really, really shit.


 No.65598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>went to sell a load of records on ebay since I no longer have a turntable

>bought them when I was 18 and posted on /mu/ pretty much all day and took /mu/'s word as the absolute truth and valued their tastes

>started getting emotional because I'm a huge bitch when it comes to getting sentimental over possessions and find it difficult to sell nearly anything that made me happy at some point no matter how useless it is now

>quickly remove all the adds

Also just noticed I was 18 5 years ago. It barely feels like 2 years since I bought all these records. Time flies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Mou_LDvhY

What were you all doing 5 years ago compared to now?


 No.65599

>>65598

>What were you all doing 5 years ago compared to now?

Five years ago I was 21, several years NEET, sitting in this chair, in this bedroom, using this computer, browsing anonymous imageboards, occasionally making music or playing vidya, and doing the odd little side-project for fun and to expand my knowledge. In other words, exactly the same as what I was doing at 16, what I'm doing now at 26, and what I'll likely be doing at 31.

>took /mu/'s word as the absolute truth and valued their tastes

You poor lad, I can't imagine having a record collection that consists of nothing but ironic shitposting.


 No.65600

>>65598

I was about to finish secondary school. At that point I was really fucked up; I would wake up for school with only an hour or two of sleep, drink energy drinks all day so I could move, spend all day at school in a haze and fail my GCSEs. At least back then I played video games with internet friends. The lack of deep sleep is probably what made me psychotic for the following years. Now I'm a NEET that sleeps for 10-12 hours a day and doesn't play video games with internet friends. I really don't know what is worse.


 No.65601

>>65598

go back to /mu/ you queer


 No.65602

>>65598

Five years ago is right before the depression hit and my life spiraled out of my control. I was finishing up my final year of college, I was actually interested in technology and excited about the upcoming release of Guild Wars 2. It was pretty much my peak, and now I'm a fucking mess.


 No.65603

>>65602

>and excited about the upcoming release of Guild Wars 2

That was actually 6 years ago lad.

I remember the hype for that game on /v/, everyone was saying "if you want to get into MMOs then wait for GW2, it's gonna be amazing", and then it came out and seemed to flop almost immediately.


 No.65604

>>65603

>That was actually 6 years ago lad.

Fuck


 No.65605

burger king foot lettuce


 No.65606

>>65603

Also, despite being dissapointingly unlike Guild Wars 1, I though Guild Wars 2 was quite fun, it has a nice world.


 No.65607

>>65606

I never played it, the only time I ever played an MMO in my life was during /guildfeel/, but I was contemplating it around that time based on all the hype. Dark Souls 1 came out on PC around the same time, so I spent the rest of 2012 playing that instead.


 No.65608

>>65598

>tricked by dan and claire


 No.65609

Got a face-to-face assessment today lads, seeing whether or not I'm still eligible for ESA and whether I'm in the work-capable group or the incapable group (For the last year I've been in the "incapable" group, which means I don't have to go to waste-of-time meetings every fortnight and I get slightly more bennies than I otherwise would).


 No.65610

I'm trying to find a cheap second hand bike online, I kind of expected some nice ones for next to nothing with thieves trying to make a quick buck.


 No.65611

>>65609

Best pull your socks up and get on your bike lad, your free ride is coming to an end.


 No.65612

>>65611

Do not underestimate my complete inability to function in face-to-face interview situations. Last year I'd just come out of work and had two years of self-improvement under my belt, yet I managed to get myself firmly planted in the "incapable of work" category just by staring at the floor and not being able to talk during the assessment. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if I got put back into "work capable" and had to start going to pointless meetings again, but that wouldn't be the end of the world.


 No.65613

>>65612

I'm surprised they wouldn't try and accuse you of faking with all the horror stories I hear. Did you just sit there and stare at the floor until they told you to go or did you attempt to talk a bit?

Was your mum there with you to explain?


 No.65614

Just got back, it went alright, the lady there was nice and even gave me some pro tips for the next time I have to fill out a re-assessment form so that I'll be less likely to have another face-to-face assessment you didn't hear it from me, but she said you should always put "never" or "unable" instead of "it varies" when it asks if you're capable of doing something that you can sometimes can do, because they'll interpret "it varies" as "can do". She said she was putting "no changes to situation" in, so I'll be very surprised if I end up being put into a different category when I get the results back.

>>65613

>I'm surprised they wouldn't try and accuse you of faking with all the horror stories I hear

To me they've mostly seemed overly sympathetic, to the point where it's obnoxiously patronising, but I guess that's just how people react when they read "autism spectrum".

>Did you just sit there and stare at the floor until they told you to go or did you attempt to talk a bit?

Depends on the situation and the interviewer, sometimes it's really rough and I can't communicate or show signs of life at all, other times like today I can get a few short answers out.

>Was your mum there with you to explain?

Yeah my mum always goes with me to these things, even if it's just a visit to my GP.


 No.65615

File: 6d9538e19944569⋯.png (38.39 KB, 400x480, 5:6, 1511361948658.png)

>one day of sun and the proles are already boozing in the street


 No.65616

>>65599

At what point did you stop being focused on trying to improve yourself socially?


 No.65617

>>65616

Probably some point during the time I was working with my dad, but it wasn't really a conscious decision, it was more of a side-effect of me falling back into depression and retreating back to bedroom hobbies while I recuperated.

I can't say I ever really improved myself socially though. I got past a few serious anxiety barriers regarding posting messages online, going outside the front door, and speaking 3 word sentences into a microphone in a discord group, but I never got to the point of doing basic small talk or going out socially and other normal human being shit.

At this moment in time I'm not particularly interested in focusing on social skills, the only reason I wanted to do any of that crap in the first place was because I really wanted a girlfriend, but I don't have much desire for one right now. It was a lot of time and effort for very little gain, so I've gone back to just being a happy hobby hermit.


 No.65618

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Morning lads.


 No.65619

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>>65618

>the vaporwave version is unironically better


 No.65620

>>65619

They're both shit, gooK-POP is as much of a meme genre as vaporshite, with the added bonus of having one of the most insidious and abusive cultures behind the scenes known to man, far worse than hollywood kikes could ever hope to achieve. DO NOT support "idol" culture, it is complete and utter cancer, and needs to be purged.


 No.65621

>>65620

Redpill me on the insidious and abusive behind the scenes culture?


 No.65622

>>65621

The idol industry is essentially a sex trafficking scheme between "talent agency" executives, the "talent" (teenage girls) are under slave contracts while they're being "trained" (AKA groomed) which means they don't get paid for up to 10 years (except for being given a small amount of food), their lives are 100% controlled to the point of having zero personal freedom (no relationships for example), as well as being put through various forms of physical, psychological, and emotional abuse. They are also forced into getting plastic surgery, they are publicly humiliated if they dare step out of line, and it should be no surprise that suicide rates among idol trainees are ridiculously high.

This is not even touching on how the KPOP industry is tied in with the massive korean political scandal involving the former korean prime minister and the woman who brainwashed and controlled her (summarised here, but the rabbit hole goes way deeper https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_South_Korean_political_scandal ). The whole thing is sick and twisted, and they paint over it all with this fake happy lovey-dovey image to hook people around the globe into supporting and funding it, and appealing to young girls so they'll want to be idols (sex slaves) when they grow up.


 No.65623

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>>65618

Girl's Day is shit.

BLEACHED


 No.65624

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 No.65625

File: bd2af7b6ed3b0b8⋯.jpg (70.59 KB, 600x591, 200:197, 1449529785149.jpg)

Just ate dinner then hung upside down from a pull up bar pretending to be a bat.


 No.65626

>it's 2020

>music lad loses his ESA, launches a one man crusade in which he attempts to purge every last job centre official, k-pop executive and vaporave producer from the face of the earth

>the whibblescromper has been permanently banned from 8chan and now posts on reddit, where he is much happier

>BASED retail lad has been promoted to trolley boy, from which he draws levels of spiritual and emotional nourishment thought previously unimaginable

where will YOU be?


 No.65627

>>65626

>2020

Hopefully I'll be dead.


 No.65628

>>65626

You think you can unfloobit the whibblescromp that easily? Think again kid. We are the next generation of poster. We are the light in the darkness. We shall sing the song that ends this wretched board, and from the ashes will be born a golden age of whibblescromping.

This is only the beginning. Our time is now.


 No.65629

>>65626

I doubt I'll still be a zombie, I imagine the fad will die out soon. Ideally had have my own place and enough money to be comfotable


 No.65630

File: b36410f249af3a6⋯.jpg (246.15 KB, 1647x925, 1647:925, present2.jpg)

File: c5c80e5eacb65fe⋯.jpg (418.78 KB, 1647x929, 1647:929, present1.jpg)

It's my birthday.

Yes GCHQ it's deactivated


 No.65631

>>65630

Who got you that?


 No.65632

For once in a while, let me, get what I want

Lord knows, it would be the first in line


 No.65633

>>65630

Happy birthday lad, my condolences for being born on a meme date.

Also, is that a girl's bedroom you're in?


 No.65634

>>65631

A family friend.

>>65633

Just the missus' aha it's my mum's.


 No.65635

Just had a big wasp in my room.


 No.65636

>>65635

What did you do with it lad?


 No.65637

>>65636

Opened the window wide, threw a towel at it, and went in the next room. I've been back for 5 minutes now and it's nowhere to be seen so I think it's fucked off.


 No.65638

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Absolute Madman gets Intentionally Stung by Wasp


 No.65639

I am thinking about getting 30 meat ducks this summer instead of getting meat chickens, like I usually do.

1) How are they going to compare to raising meat chickens like the cornish cross and JM hatchery's Freedom Rangers? What feeding/shelter/management will be different?

2) I would like a bird that forages, but still reaches weight within 3 months. Basically, I am looking for the freedom ranger in duck form. Is there such a breed?

3) If I do raise Pekins (which I hear are the cornish cross of ducks), will they still forage? I don't want a bird that sits around and gets leg problems.

4) Is duck meat even good? How does it compare to chicken?

5) What hatcheries would you recommend?


 No.65640

>>65639

/britfeel/ - duck farming experts


 No.65641

File: 4aabc9140bdc13b⋯.jpg (33.56 KB, 348x735, 116:245, weininger.jpg)

>>65640

/britfeel/ - women farming experts


 No.65642

>>65639

why the fuck would you ask that here, as if anyone would have the answers for you?


 No.65643

>>65639

>4) Is duck meat even good? How does it compare to chicken?

Why did you decide to get ducks instead of chickens if you've never even tried duck before?


 No.65644

File: 0e833b919ea18b9⋯.jpg (69.59 KB, 448x597, 448:597, the knowledge.jpg)

what did domino's mean by this


 No.65645

>>65639

The most I've heard about ducks is I think Muscovy ducks are supposed to be 'good' for meat, whatever 'good' even means in that context.


 No.65646

I just don't know anymore.


 No.65647

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 No.65648

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Fantastic.


 No.65649

>>65647

Please take your shit-tirer waifu off this board.


 No.65650

>>65649

I don't think you realize just how many of us there are. You're in dangerous territory laddo.


 No.65651

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Fantastic again. Sometimes it hurts having the best music taste on the board.


 No.65652

>>65650

>realize

As expected of the gnomes poster, having a preference for the unsightly and all.


 No.65653

>>65652

*calls in the lads*

You've gone and done it now.


 No.65654

>>65653

You share your waifu around like a whore. I've kept my waifu secret for three years.


 No.65655

>>65654

I do the world a service by sharing her talent and beauty with others.

>three years

Go on. Who is it.


 No.65656

>>65655

>I do the world a service by sharing her talent and beauty with others

Who's "others", because it can't be us.


 No.65657

File: a033a0d674c0735⋯.jpg (109.76 KB, 945x630, 3:2, grimes-cover-tout-new.jpg)

>>65656

The silent majority is with me. With her.


 No.65658

>>65657

It comes as no surprise that you're as delusion about the size of yours and the gremlin's level of support here as you are with its musical abilities and physical appearance. Thank god 8chan has a "hide image" feature.


 No.65659

This heat lads…not sure I'm…going to make it…


 No.65660

>>65659

Its not got too bad for me yet, Im sure it will soon though, Im already having difficulty sleeping but Ive not become a complete sweaty mess yet.


 No.65661

>>65657

Fuck off and take your goblin waifu with you.


 No.65662

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 No.65663

>tfw randomly checking in on a board that's been dead for just over a year and not seen a single post in months

>notice someone had made a new thread within the last couple of hours

>the OP could have gone weeks or months without a single reply, but fate has led to them getting a High Quality™ response from yours truly on the same night they posted it

Feels good lads.


 No.65664

Just saw the most mental forked lightening I've ever seen in my life.


 No.65665

>>65659

Fuck off, I've been running around this all day with latex on my face. You don't know hot lad.


 No.65666

>>65665

Serves you right for being a gimp.


 No.65667

>>65666

A mans got to eat


 No.65668

>>65667

Fuck off Randy.


 No.65669

>>65668

You frig off jim


 No.65670

File: 8728865bc93fb6c⋯.png (351.67 KB, 371x461, 371:461, inner torment.png)


 No.65671

I'm off to bed, goodnight lads.


 No.65672

File: 0185f189d70335a⋯.jpg (473.8 KB, 1619x1725, 1619:1725, 0185f189d70335afe5248e7a70….jpg)

>>65671

>he goes to sleep before the sun comes up


 No.65673

>white """""people"""""


 No.65674

>>65673

If you're not white you don't belong on this board (or in this country)


 No.65675

>>65672

I go to bed at a different time each day, usually an hour or two later than the day before, so I gradually work my way around the clock over several weeks. Considering my sleep pattern has been like this since 2008 (which is when you were still in primary school, wasn't it?), I guarantee I've gone to bed during daylight more times than you ever have in your life, not that this is anything to be proud of. You should think twice before trying to play NEET/hikki top trumps with me, because you won't win.


 No.65676

>>65675

Good morning.


 No.65677

File: 10531472a00405b⋯.jpg (120.16 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 2cb1f3a22526e0bb459ae5c862….jpg)


 No.65678

>tfw a good goy and can't wait for Burnout Paradise Remastered on PC


 No.65679

>>65678

If it's not Burnout 3 or Revenge then I'm not interested.


 No.65680

>>65679

Get it and we can play together.


 No.65681

>>65680

Did you just unironically suggest that I buy an EA game, and at full retail price? Not a chance lad, I think the last EA game I bought was Skate 3, and I plan to keep it that way. If it was 3 or Revenge, it'd be a day 1 pirate.


 No.65682

I'm going to start training for a local 10k run. I'm also going to work on being able to astrally project.

What are you lads working towards?


 No.65683

File: 571dace244b85f0⋯.png (64.42 KB, 658x901, 658:901, 1509815349632.png)

>>65681

y-you're right


 No.65684

>>65682

I've been making another attempt at learning moon.


 No.65685

Alright, I'm not going to start astrally projecting, it would be far too time-consuming. I should focus on only setting one goal at once. I am going to do the 10k though; in fact I went for a run earlier and have ordered some running shoes.


 No.65686

>cuckchan mods have filtered "soy" to "onion" and soyboy to basedboy

Soyboy mods on damage control


 No.65687

>>65686

>newcunts getting triggered by wordfilters

business as usual


 No.65688

>>65682

I ran for the first time in years about a week ago and my legs hurt for a few days afterwards. I've run twice since then and I've been completely fine, the body really does adapt quickly. Are you good at running? What's your training like?


 No.65689

>>65688

I've never been great at running, I always seem to get pains in my joints that end up making me stop, but I'm hoping this time is different. When my training begins in earnest I'll just be doing the 10k as fast as I can, as frequently as I can, with leg days including lots of squats whenever I can fit them in.


 No.65690

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>want to be able to improv like this lad but don't want to put the work in

What are my options?


 No.65691

>>65690

suicide


 No.65692

File: 2489a885a402a9a⋯.png (278.92 KB, 438x586, 219:293, 17071e32b13073be28be2015af….png)

>no philosopher thot gf


 No.65693

>>65690

Scratch this, I've put about 2 hours work in today. Instead of trying to read about theory and watch videos I've just played non-stop over a few simple chords and had fun doing it.


 No.65694

>>65693

That's how to do it lad. It's like anything else, you can sit there reading and watching videos about how to do it for years, but you'll never actually be able to do it until you sit down and start practicing.


 No.65695

File: 40a6e108d03a3fd⋯.jpg (13.63 KB, 308x344, 77:86, begone.jpg)


 No.65696

I'm off to bed, goodnight lads.


 No.65697

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>>65696

Morning lad. I'm learning this today.

>tfw really liked this film but didn't have the patience to sit through any of his others because he plays the same character in every one


 No.65698

File: b2d899cd5ceb58e⋯.mp4 (1.71 MB, 720x720, 1:1, b2d899cd5ceb58e28442cdeaf4….mp4)

they're onto us lads


 No.65699

>>65698

At least they got trap right.


 No.65700

*commits crimes against skyrim and her people*


 No.65701

>still sore from my run 2 days ago


 No.65702

>>65701

Are you overweight? I stopped running and started cycling instead last year because running just caused too much pain in my legs.


 No.65703

File: dda7f0b6820d1df⋯.gif (4.94 MB, 614x355, 614:355, bg1.gif)

Hi all,

This community hasn't gone to shit yet has it? Just been made redundant after 2.5 years so I'm back on the dole. BACK ON THE DOLEQUEST. IBS HABIDDING.

How you all been?


 No.65704

>>65703

Welcome back lad.

>How you all been?

I'm alright, going to bed in a minute though because I've been up since 5pm yesterday.

>Just been made redundant after 2.5 years so I'm back on the dole

Nice, now we've got a good number of NEETs again. Wagecunts watch out, your time is almost up.


 No.65705

>I'm alright, going to bed in a minute though because I've been up since 5pm yesterday.

wew

Was a bit afraid when I saw that the thread header has gone to shit


 No.65706

>>65705

It's only this thread and the last one's OPs that are a bit shit, before then they were decent. The usual threadslave either gave up or disappeared, and I couldn't be bothered to fill in for him like I did for the Christmas edition. This thread was made about 10 hours after the last one hit the post limit, and 3 hours after someone asked where the new thread was in another thread, which should give you a good idea of the general level of apathy around here.


 No.65707

File: 05db0ec6be5d20f⋯.jpg (84.75 KB, 475x590, 95:118, 05db0ec6be5d20fca779f511cd….jpg)

>tfw returning from a hard but rewarding day of contributing to society

>tfw being unquestionably superior in every way to N**T scum


 No.65708

>>65707

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me freely going to bed in the middle of the day. Goodnight guys.


 No.65709

>>65707

Making other people richer is not contributing to society. Being self employed or NEET are the only choices.


 No.65710

File: 461f5a5ede2b559⋯.png (120.51 KB, 1023x938, 1023:938, 1524662090482.png)

>how do you do, my fellow robots?


 No.65711

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I've got it down up to 0:46 now. It's weird how sometimes I'll be struggling to play a part, then I'll take a break and when I come back I can do it almost straight away.


 No.65712

>>65703

Pretty Jelly tbh lad.

I hate my job but sadly it's very safe.


 No.65713

>>65703

>Just been made redundant after 2.5 years

How did that happen then.


 No.65714

just off to lidl


 No.65715

just got back from lidl


 No.65716

>>65715

What did you get lad?


 No.65717

>>65716

>mushrooms

>peas

>kale

>green beans

>raspberries

>blueberries

>oven chips

>butter

>some random energy drink i've never tried before

someone left a meat platter at my flat by mistake so im doing pork chips and garlic mushrooms


 No.65718

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 No.65719

>>65718

Looks aesthetically pleasing environmentally, although I have absolutely no connection to the game as I didn't own a playstation growing up.


 No.65720

>>65718

VII a shit, wake me up when they remake IV, V, or VI, and only if they stop giving girls faces to male characters.


 No.65721

>>65720

>a shit

It's the best game of all time.


 No.65722

>>65721

What makes it better than all the other games?


 No.65723

>>65722

The storyline is superb and far surpasses those of the others.


 No.65724

>>65723

In what way is the story superior?


 No.65725

File: a9df68c52d74d6e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 14.07 KB, 480x360, 4:3, tbhtt.jpg)


 No.65726

>>65725

So Final Fantasy VII is superior to all other games because some thot dies in it?


 No.65727

>>65726

Don't call her that.


 No.65728

>>65727

Sorry.


 No.65729

>>65721

It's shit lad, it's not even the best final fantasy on PS1. It got all of it's praise because it was the first 3D JRPG with CG cutscenes released in the west (wasn't the first in nipland), and because it was the first final fantasy game released in Europe, that's it. Beyond that, it's a very slow, tedious, and monotonous game with shitty looking and inconsistant in-game character models, and an absolutely atrocious hackjob "translation" to boot.

>>65723

(You) confirmed for not having played the others.


 No.65730

File: 2e7e2209c1141c6⋯.png (517.44 KB, 696x747, 232:249, 2e7e2209c1141c6bc53288fb14….png)

>>65707

>contributing to this society

>being proud of it


 No.65731

>>65713

Project I was working on was canned. Pretty good because I was gonna quit anyway so it all worked out.


 No.65733

>>65709

>>>65707

>Making other people richer is not contributing to society

Kek. Yes it is you tard.


 No.65734

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HIGH IQ


 No.65735

There's some sort of low loader vehicle outside my window, and there's two workers in orange hi-vis jackets standing beside it doing something with a nearby car. One of them is a big bloke that looks a bit like a young Peter Kay, doing all the work, and the other one is a 20-something Stacy with bleach blonde hair just standing there watching him. I'm curious as to what her role here is supposed to be, and how she ended up employed with this company.


 No.65736

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>>65735

Sounds like gangstalking lad.


 No.65737

Just saw a downy walk past, it's all happening today lads.


 No.65738

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Would you join their gang, lads?


 No.65739

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Will learning things this way make me a better player, or will it just build a repertoire of pieces I can play with no application to anything else?


 No.65740

File: 171c87f03648e27⋯.jpg (4.48 MB, 5152x3864, 4:3, 1.JPG)

Here's the latest farmfeel lads, everything is coming to life in the garden now. Very comfy.


 No.65741

>>65739

Depends on how you practice, and your conditions for a piece to be considered "learnt". If you're doing the bare minimum by memorising all the notes and playing them back in the right order, but you're not playing it at the right tempo or playing with the right dynamics for instance, then you'll be lacking in important areas.

>>65740

Looks good lad, I'm still jelly you have such a pleasant rural surrounding.


 No.65742

>>65740

That looks fantastic, I'm jealous. I wish I had a place to grow things.


 No.65743

File: 8404857bbc59bc8⋯.jpg (4.46 MB, 5152x3864, 4:3, 3.JPG)

Here's my main fruit patch, strawberries, two apple trees, a plum tree, a greengage tree (small green plums), a pear tree, 6 raspberry canes, a whitecurrant bush, a redcurrant bush, a grape vine and a hazel tree. It's amazing the amount of plants you can pack into a space about 10ft across and 4ft deep.


 No.65744

>>65743

Oh and two blackcurrant bushes.


 No.65745

I want a real piano.


 No.65746

>>65741

I'm very lucky with where I live, are you in a city lad or a large town?

>>65742

Sorry to hear that lad, if you've got a windowsill you can grow garlic, lettuce, radishes or strawberries in pots.


 No.65747

>>65746

Can I plant garlic or strawberries now/soon? I just need some pots, soil and seeds right?


 No.65748

>>65747

You can plant them now yeah, strawberries won't produce any fruit untill next year though. Just soil, seeds and pots.


 No.65749

>>65747

Oh you can cheat with garlic, you can plant garlic you get from the supermarket, don't plant the whole bulb though, just a single clove per pot. They'll grow from that fine.


 No.65750

>>65745

Just get an 88-key hammer-action MIDI keyboard, a decent pair of headphones/monitors, and a copy of pianoteq. Not a cheap setup, but it costs an order of magnitude or two less than a real acoustic piano, you never have to get it tuned/serviced, and the sound is barely distinguishable from the real thing.

>>65746

>are you in a city lad or a large town?

m i l t o n k e y n e s


 No.65751

>>65750

>milton keynes

Oh god I am so sorry lad.


 No.65752

>>65734

>Comments are disabled for this video.


 No.65753

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Fantastic.


 No.65754


 No.65755

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 No.65756

File: c0d7dbd9468dbaa⋯.jpg (61.77 KB, 584x773, 584:773, seig heil!!!!.JPG)

>>65754

Absolutely baist Christian Conservatism.


 No.65757

RIP internet bloodsports


 No.65758

>>65757

Got the quick rundown? I haven't watched any in a while. Also, morning lad.


 No.65759

File: 26cc5c40923ff79⋯.jpg (22.75 KB, 450x450, 1:1, SIPS.jpg)

>that first sip of the day


 No.65760

>>65759

Shitty dead halfchan memes OUT.


 No.65761

i am a good lad


 No.65762


 No.65763

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Her singing is perfect.


 No.65764

>>65763

Lad, that's lip syncing.


 No.65765

File: a520395fe5fa859⋯.mp4 (8.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, day for freedom.mp4)

B A S E D


 No.65766

>>65765

Cringe aside, this event will surely be a riot.


 No.65767

>>65765

>>65766

Shall we go, lads?


 No.65768

White people are going away. We have no race left in us. We are decadent.

We must ally with the Asians and create an imperium or perish. Imagine it! The creativity and empathy of the West, mixed with the insect-like work ethic of the Asians. Western individuality, but tempered by Asian collectivism.

It would be an empire to span the ages.


 No.65769

>>65768

Be honest lad, you just want a japanese girlfriend.


 No.65770


 No.65771

>>65768

What the fuck can go wrong in someones day to make them post shit like this?


 No.65772

>>65771

If you google it, it's just some shitty brit/pol/ copypasta. I wish whoever it is that keeps doing this would stop dumping brit/pol/ and halfchan's ebin maymays in here. We've had no connection to those shitholes for 3 years, and I'd like to keep it that way.


 No.65773

composing a waltz


 No.65774

I became a based loose leaf tea lad the other day, been drinking a pot and playing some Stein;s Gate. Also, one of my Canadian internet friends said his parents have been acting funny around him ever since the Toronto van attack, so that's pretty funny.


 No.65775

Does anyone on here remember a poster claiming that no cellphones existed in Britain before 1996? I could've sworn this happened a couple years back on this board. I'm too lazy to search all the threads though.


 No.65776

File: aaeacf705e0078b⋯.png (85.11 KB, 294x315, 14:15, what a fucking nigger.png)

>>65765

>>65767

I'm up for it. What kind of mischief could we get up to?


 No.65777

>>65775

I don't remember a post or even a conversation like that, but you could use 8chan's search feature to try and find it: https://8ch.net/search.php

>cellphones

OUT


 No.65778

File: 166af0f249d03a5⋯.jpg (92.81 KB, 499x553, 499:553, 1345287266084.jpg)

I'm going to go into work 2 hours late and then claim I thought that's what the rota said.


 No.65779

>>65778

I'm going to show this post to your boss.


 No.65780

>>65779

You wouldn't dare.


 No.65781

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nectar.


 No.65782

glad to hear the little vegetable has finally died.


 No.65783

File: 3c6b6e91e6fe9bb⋯.jpg (48.06 KB, 460x476, 115:119, 1393857266476.jpg)

>>65782

>tfw used to be this edgy and nihilistic myself


 No.65784

I'm off to bed, goodnight lads.


 No.65785

>>65784

Good afternoon lad.


 No.65786

>>65783

Neither of those things actually, it's just he was basically braindead and keeping him alive was doing nothing except placating the virtue signalling normies (and that includes his prole parents)


 No.65787

>>65783

Keeping him alive is going against Gods will, to say that it's a good thing that he has finally passed shouldn't be edgy, encouraging keeping him on life support should.


 No.65788

Emily Youcis is based.


 No.65789

>>65788

I've seen a video of her running around a forest naked. Absolutely based indeed.


 No.65790

You. Tell me everything you know about the whibblescromps and no one gets hurt.


 No.65791

the modern world is so soulless


 No.65792

>>65791

wow how did you acquire this esoteric knowledge


 No.65793

>girl I've liked for a while online posts a picture of herself simulating intercourse with a nigger on her instagram

Time to kill.


 No.65794

>>65793

>2018

>liking girls

only yourself to blame, lad


 No.65795

Just tidied my office and bedroom lads, feels nice for everything to be all organised.


 No.65796

>>65791

Hypocrite that you are, for you continue to inhabit this world you claim is soulless. Will you fight, or will you perish like a dog?


 No.65797

How do the N**Tscum of the board justify their existence of leeching off the based hard-working British taxpayer?


 No.65798

>>65797

I'll tell you after the unwanted normalfag w*gesl*ves of the board justify their presence here.


 No.65799

>>65798

I hate being a wageslave, but Im too scared of what my parents would say to quit.


 No.65800

>>65797

I also work cash in hand too ;)


 No.65801

File: 9adc30ac256e57e⋯.png (144.39 KB, 400x309, 400:309, 1488560440330.png)

>>65798

>he says while posting from the computer I bought him


 No.65802

>>65801

It's probably better than yours as well, cheers lad. I've been looking at audio mixers lately, I need a new one and I've been liking the look of some around the £400 - £500 mark, so make sure you're up nice and early for work tomorrow.


 No.65803

File: 57fa9fe4d16ec9f⋯.jpg (11.1 KB, 283x263, 283:263, 1522860304503.jpg)


 No.65804

File: aff43ddb8020bc8⋯.jpg (147.87 KB, 347x470, 347:470, redhitler.jpg)


 No.65805

Have you lads had a good day?


 No.65806

>>65805

I woke up feeling alright, but had a turn around 5 PM and I've been feeling like shit ever since for absolutely no reason.


 No.65807

>>65803

>>65804

Do you take phenibut lad? Risks aside it sounds appealing to me


 No.65808

>>65807

Yes, once or twice a week. It's great. It's not really risky, the people in those posts are just negro-tier stupid.


 No.65809

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.65810

Is there something you wish you were smart enough to understand but aren't? For me it's neuroscience.


 No.65811

>Sign on to Universal Credit

>Go for a few months

>Stop going

>Get a letter a couple weeks later saying I didn't go to my appointment and to arrange another and say why I didn't go, and I might get UC cut

>Don't phone them or arrange an appointment or anything

>Two months pass

>Still paying me the full amount on the same day each month

>Haven't heard anything since no letters, calls or emails

So what do I do? Is the money I got for that two months mine? They should've probably cut it or something, but didn't and I didn't get anything telling me of a cut. I'm gonna get mummy to phone up and cancel it for me tbh but should I keep quiet about the money I got so far? idk what to do I want the money though tbh but maybe I'd get in trouble if I didn't return it?


 No.65812

>>65811

>tbh

>idk

>tbh

Begone.


 No.65813

>>65812

rude tbh


 No.65814

File: e139117d98e5ce4⋯.png (393.69 KB, 900x720, 5:4, 1445138528550.png)

ALRIGHT LADS how's it going? I'm pretty fucking smashed honestly, I accidentally became an alcoholic, been out of bed for an hour or two and already on the bev, want to fucking die haha. Everything's gone to shit on my end, not that it was ever that good in the first place. Thinking about looking into disability bux because I'm unironically completely failing to function as a human being haha wayhey!! !! How is everyone these days? I haven't been on in a while

>>65703

long time no see la


 No.65815

>>65811

>>65813

hullo

>>65814

you alri then la ; 4 )


 No.65816

>>65815

hit me with some blogposts mate, I'm bored and I want to see what everyone's been up to


 No.65817

>>65814

Hey lad, sadly I can't drink these days, I get extremely paranoid and depressed for like a week after, and I get these feelings mildly on normal days anyway. Although atm I'm feeling absolutely fucking terrible anyway, so I don't know if drinking would have no effect or take me to a new low, I'd rather not find out, honestly.


 No.65818

>>65817

Yeah drinking can make things a lot worse in general really, I've been trying to stop myself but it's not going to plan atm. I get pretty bad paranoia these days too, had to cut an outing early the other day because it felt like everyone was looking at me. Just want to be alone and not have to mill about with normalfags all the time.


 No.65819

>Mood shoots back up after having a wank.


 No.65820

>>65811

That exact situation happened to me

I'm receiving money 1.5 years later.


 No.65821

>>65819

hope you had a nice moral wank to your imagination instead of watching the porn jew lad.


 No.65822

I know you've been wanting to get it off your chest. Go ahead and post it lad.


 No.65823

>>65822

I feel like no matter how hard I try I'm really not built for being a fully functioning member of society and I fear for my future.


 No.65824

>>65816

NEET for a year straight now since finishing my course. Takbir.


 No.65825

>>65819

If so, then your mood was only down in the first place because you are in this cycle of masturbation. Break the chain.

>>65820

Aren't you worried one day you'll get done for benefit fraud?


 No.65826

>>65824

based Neetbro, im thinking about becoming a based squatter lad so i never have to work


 No.65827

>>65826

Just kill yourself and be done with it all.


 No.65828

>>65820

wew lad

I just phoned them and cancelled my claim. I told them about the suspected overpayments, and she told me that any money I recieved was because I was entitled to it. I wasn't told of a sanction or a stopping of the payment.

You should phone up now and tell them and stop your claim so you can stop digging a potential hole for yourself, and you'll probably be able to keep all that money.


 No.65829

>>65827

bit hypocritical given your own situation mate


 No.65830

>>65816

I lost my virginity to a qt cougar from work earlier this year. I attribute that to having been lifting and getting swole for almost 2 years now, as well as mustering up the bollocks to invite her out and ultimately make my move. There are still a lot of things I need to work on, like making some friends and getting a better job, but I'm happy with my progress.


 No.65831

>>65829

It wasn't an insult.


 No.65832

>>65830

honestly im not even bitter really, i used to get accused of being a chad on here back in the day but im still a virgin. good for you mate

>>65831

fair, i cant neck myself because it will make my mum sad.


 No.65833

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Music lad would you like to be a DJ?


 No.65834

>>65832

I sat in my room playing video games, wanking, collecting dole money and not speaking to anyone except my mother and job centre advisers for 3-4 years, so I'm not bothered what anyone says. This is a self-improvement board.


 No.65835

File: 1d81738dbd03ad1⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 1632x1224, 4:3, literally my bedroom.jpg)

>>65833

I don't know, you tell me.


 No.65836

>>65835

It seems like you haven't really made much music. Ever going to release an album?


 No.65837

>>65835

You should set up a stream where you play stuff for us sometime.


 No.65838

>>65836

I've made hundreds of tracks over the years, but never properly released anything. I'd liked to have done, but I had serious anxieties about putting myself out there (as well as everything else in life), and I also found it difficult to focus enough on one thing for long enough before moving onto the next project, or the next interest. These days I'm not arsed about making a career out of music, I just do it for personal enjoyment.

>>65837

I've thought about it several times, but right now I'm well out of practice, my record collection (physical and virtual) is completely disorganised, I haven't added anything "new" to it in about 10 years besides digitising a couple of hundred 25+ year old records, my taste in music is niche enough that most people here wouldn't want to listen to it, and I'm also concerned about triggering some copyright detection bullshit.


 No.65839

File: a08c2ddc1b31681⋯.png (929.11 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, sad-cat.png)

>no comfy late night esoteric DJ streams


 No.65840

>>65835

Oh I forgot to mention, the machine to the left of the mixer is the 808 drum machine clone that I built, I forgot to post a picture of it here after I finished it. It works pretty well, only one relatively minor issue (any cowbell pattern I write will save with the wrong accent value on the last two steps), but no serious issues. Not bad for my first electronics build project.

https://my.mixtape.moe/ebcxzo.mp3

Here's a "quick" 80s freestyle track I made when I was first testing it. I basically recorded myself pissing around on it for a couple of minutes as a test, and then decided to build a track around it. In true hip-hop fashion, I jacked the pattern for the beat from a well known electro record, 10 points to whoever correctly guesses it.


 No.65841

>>65840

I never really comment when you post your stuff but I've liked it all, it's the kind of music I would listen to while working out. Release an album. You probably have more know-how than most people in the music industry. It's such a shame you have to leech off me and are not making money from your talent instead.


 No.65842

In fact since you have been leeching off me and the other based employed lads ITT for some time, I, on my own and their behalf, demand remuneration in the form of an official music lad album.


 No.65843

>>65841

Cheers mate, I appreciate it.

One thing I didn't mention about making an album is that I'd really like to design my own album art for it, just so it's truly a one-man-band project. I've got two graphics tablets each of my parents bought me one for Christmas on the same year, it was pretty awkward, especially as I didn't even ask either of them for one, but I only ever used them for about a month before packing them away and never using them again. I'm "alright" at drawing amateur cartoony line art stuff, but I'd really like to be able to do colourful landscapes and architecture, as well as realistic looking figures. Everything after the "initial sketch" stage feels tedious though, and I'm shit at anything involving colour.

>>65842

Tell you what, you can trade in your 10 points for it once you get them.


 No.65844

File: 9085899e4f1caba⋯.png (371.28 KB, 665x1218, 95:174, BLACK nofap.png)

My record na 13 months witout masturbation. E no always easy to do but honestly, my life don beta.


 No.65845

>>65828

>. I told them about the suspected overpayments, and she told me that any money I recieved was because I was entitled to it.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD i TELL THEM THEN?


 No.65846

>>65825

not really, I'm working cash in hand so fuck them.


 No.65847

Lads if any of you are in London and you'd like to meet the man you know as "Deano", he has just opened a pop-up restaurant called Visions Canteen. The address is:

31 New Inn Yard EC2A 3EY

https://www.instagram.com/visionscanteen/


 No.65848

File: d318e7bcf8be925⋯.jpg (69.42 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, based culinary lads.jpg)

>>65847

Kek, he's even wearing "that" shirt. Also I feel sorry for that 5'11" lad next to him.


 No.65849

>>65838

is this where we have our official meet up?


 No.65850

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.65851

>TFW forgot to activate my almonds.


 No.65852

I just sat in KFF alone and ate an entire 10 piece family bucket all by myself and I don't even feel ashamed.


 No.65853

>>65852

>kfc

**


 No.65854

>>65847

I would but the food looks far too poncey for my liking.


 No.65855

>>65852

>10 piece

wew lad, and I thought I was a /bigboy/ for managing five pieces.


 No.65857

Right lads, had enough of that ugly OP image tbh

NEW THREAD

>>65856

>>65856

>>65856

>>65856

NEW THREAD




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