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Thread #109

Perennial Edition

Previous thread >>66555

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Quality OP lad.



Top notch gnomesposting


Off to bed, goodnight lads.


I'm looking for some decent single player games from the 90s/00s to play through.


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kek, that's almost as good as the gamergate one



>browsing his darkweb forum in the middle of a coffee bar

>able to form coherent sentences in conversation with a female



>donating real money under your real IP address, your real name, and real location

>to an infosec nightmare site that keeps logs and stores passwords in plaintext

They all deserved to get caught by these crooked cunts.


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These are some of my personal favourites, in vaguely chronological order:



>Full Throttle

>Tomb Raider II, III, & The Last Revelation (best version of TR1 is on PS1, use an emulator)

>Half Life

>Age of Empires II


>Max Payne 1 & 2

>GTA III, Vice City, & San Andreas (all three games need mods to restore PS2/Xbox assets that were massively downgraded, broken, or missing for the PC release, otherwise you're better off playing console versions)

>Medal of Honor: Allied Assault


>Hitman 2, Contracts, & Blood Money

>Far Cry


>Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

>Half-Life 2, episode 1, & episode 2


>The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

>Tomb Raider: Legend, & Anniversary



One important thing to note about PC games of this era (late 90s to mid 00s) is that they often used to have more sounds playing at once, fully 3D directional sound, and advanced DSP (reverb that would change depending on the size and shape of the environment, etc.), but this was all broken and "deprecated" when Microsoft brought out Vista. Without these, all these games sound like absolute shit, in order to be compatible with the most low-end hardware of the time, and they lose a lot of the immersion they once had.

There are workarounds to reactivate it, the simplest being to just use a real EAX-compatible sound card with the Creative ALchemy software, but if you don't have/want that, there is a hacked version of ALchemy out there that will allow it to work on non-Creative hardware. Here's a tutorial on how to do exactly that: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1384096547


oh ah-oh

oh I love her because

she moves in her own way



Thanks lad. That's a good post.



Anyone ever used to read the the old gaming magazines? I remember reading about San Andreas a little while before its release and being blown away by all the new gameplay elements they were adding.



I have a few going back to the late PS1 era, and my dad used to have PC mags back in the mid - late 90s, but I mainly used to get the Official PS2 Mag because they had playable demos rather than just trailers, and my PC was fairly shitty during that time (my dad had a beast of a machine though, so I still got to play the latest PC games when I was at his house). Still have them all, as well as the demo discs. I remember they'd often feature pictures of half naked women in them, which I remember having a cheeky midnight fap to more than once.

>I remember reading about San Andreas a little while before its release and being blown away by all the new gameplay elements they were adding

I know that feel lad. It was one hell of a hype train, and it actually delivered.


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Oof, she seems like quite the catch. Would you take her out on a date, lads?



More like Rachel, 46.



Why do english roasties think that kind of make up looks good?




I remember reading them around the build up to gta 4 and thinking the same, all elements that were going to be introduced and thinking this looks like it's going to be the best game of all time.

For as much hate as it got I still think it's a really good game, much better than gta 5 but san andres still beats them both hands down.


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>For as much hate as it got I still think it's a really good game

I don't remember seeing any hate for GTA IV (besides the boat-like car physics) until the PC port came out, which ran like shit at the time, even for people with high spec machines. I thought it was great when it came out, and the expansions even more so, but I don't feel inclined to ever play it again. In retrospect, I don't think it had as strong a "vibe" as the previous games did, and it felt like it took itself too seriously. Plus, I really missed the diversity of environments that San Andreas had, going back to one city that was 99% urban felt like a downgrade.


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I bet neither of you joined the cult.


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Wrong pic


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>no single player RPG




I don't know about joining a cult, but I used to love searching for and coming across all the mysterious stuff in the game, like the ghost cars that rolled down hills in the woods.



tfw no qt brit bf



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h-hi uwu


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You will die alone and you will never know what its like to walk down a sunny street with your bf in hand and pose for a cute pictures together btw


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Not if I get cybernetic implants to replace my frail human body, haha yeah then I can live forever



Seeing photos of utter hobgoblins like this eases the pain of being a 28 year old virgin tbh


Attention all faggots, please fuck off to >>>/cuteboys/ and never return here.


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That board is garbo PLEASE don't make me go back


benders OUT



You have to go back. Queers are NOT welcome here, particularly those of the obnoxious variety such as you and your leaf bumbuddy.


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Guess I'll just go join the percentage of Homos that hang themselves . . . Sorry for bothering you . . .



Glad to hear it lad, ta-ra.



no problem


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Actually I’m not gay I’m just desperate, it’s hard getting a gf here so I have to rely on cute fembois



Why are you so afraid of being lonely?



Ah yes the classic "become gf" degeneracy. Perfect, I'll have one of you then. Post yourself in a skirt lad, go on.



>I have to

No, you don't.



I’m not afraid of being alone!


Stop harassing me!


Yes I do!


Bit gay in here.


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Morning lads. What are your thoughts on the Bareback Brotherhood?



told lads loqlwu


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If your not afraid of being alone why become a poof in preference?


I actually have zero problem with gays in the sense of them being homosexual, but I still want all the fags OUT since they're incapable of fitting in and not queerposting


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>it's been 5 years


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that thing is actually disgusting. Looks like a plastic doll, the dead black eyes don't help.


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The driving physics were the best part of GTA IV. It was pretty comfy when it rained too.





This TBH.



W-winterfags BTFO.


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Beast from the East was TOO MUCH WINTER

This fucking heatwave is TOO MUCH SUMMER



>tfw not going outside or opening the curtains on the advice of the government



I'm way ahead of them.


Can't be FUCKED anymore tbh



It's REEE.

I've been wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.



I only went out to clean the dogshit up and I felt like I was burning


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Alright boys. Long time no post. I'm back on the dole after a long bit of wageslavery and I split up with the missus so I feel I'm qualified to post here again.

Good to be back.

Scotland is still shit.

Hope some of you original boys are still around.


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>I split up with the missus so I feel I'm qualified to post here again


I've just had a cold shower, and I enjoyed it.



Welcome back lad, is Scotland at least getting some rain?


I can hear thunder lads.


I can confirm that it is officially raining in the UK.



No it isn't.



I can comfirm that it has officially stopped raining in the UK.



The Beast from the East was lovely.



Not for us wagecucks


I feel bad for cooking with jack, seeing his floppy arm is making me sad



>I split up with the missus



Hooray. I paid off my credit card.


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Wahey, another belter from our golden boy. Nketiah really makes you proud to be English.


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Bunch of NSA shite in a box, great.



t. jealous of Boogie's success


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Had to listen to a family member talk about how his wife's son is very English because he supports England in football, even though he hasn't got a drop of English blood in him. Obviously I'm not very English because whenever he tries to talk about football with me I don't have a clue what he's talking about. I'm glad I only see these people a couple of times a year.



Care to give us a bit of background on them lad? I'm always intrigued to hear of memes coming to life.


It's raining.



Go away boogie, sit on somebody else's fence.


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Do you lads like Paul Kalkbrenner.


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The original is infinitely better than that dull monotonous crap, sorry Paul.



How do you know every song?



He's been with this South American woman for a few years now; he's not actually married to this woman but I think they're engaged. He was previously married and had two children but got divorced. Both of his daughters are typical middle class roasties, one of them used to date a nigger from Africa but now she's pregnant by a low IQ lad's lad. He's a christcuck, his church is full of niggers and he's a part of that community. The woman's son is a proper normie, and I think he's becoming a lawyer. He's the same age as me, and everyone likes him a lot more than me. I'm actively ignored by the other young people of the family but I understand why.



I don't, I just happen to know a wide selection of records that were popular on the underground dance scene in the 80s through my dad, which everyone under the sun has been sampling/covering/ripping off. D Train in particular have been sampled to death, with most of the resulting tracks being worse than the originals.


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>I'm actively ignored by the other young people of the family but I understand why.


I am taking an oath never to buy curry from the wogs again. From now on I'll be making my own.


Right then.

What do you think of THIS.


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Fucking stupid howler monkey thinks that it's special. Jokes on you fucking howler monkey, I can make this noise too.



I don't think you can do it as good as him. Prove it with vocaroo.



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Simply fantastic.


It is still warmer than I would like.



Nice. Very impressive.


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If you don't like these you're not British.



They're alright as long as they're heinz and not some disgusting shop brand beans.



heinz are shit beans mate, branstons do the best beans. FACT.



Branstons sauce is too thick.



My cousin came to stay over at my house when we were young and refused to eat toast and beans with us because they weren't heinz.

He's as much of a cunt as an adult as he was as a child.



heinz isn't thick enough



The people who eat heinz are



haha yes, me and the boys down at the mosque love a good British beans on toast



Baked beans are pretty disgusting, Heinz beans doubly so.


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Been to London for the day lads. On the way home now.

I am even more confident than ever that I want to stay on the outside of the M25. Hopefully I don't go back there for a while. I've managed to a kid it for around 16 years since I went there as a child. Hopefully I can do the same again, maybe even longer.


Some of you lads are alright.



I'm going there in 2 weeks



Based civic nationalism.


Matchmaking is so shit. I miss the days of public servers.


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Started playing minecraft again recently


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I have just had a poo in the gym shower.


skyrim…. the game where u felt like such a small human being in this big and mysterious world, and when u thought the game couldn't be better they throw a whole new twitst in it …… it was great and still is nostalgic to this day.





What did he mean by this?



what twist? I never finished it.


Lads, what happened to 4chins?



Fuck off.



Jeez, I was only asking aquafresh.



Erase yourself



Yeah I guess you don't like activity on here.



We don't like trips on here.



Sorry mate, just because I'm using clover forgot to take it off.



I was fourteen when it came out.



It came out 6 months after I'd finished college, so it just sounds ridiculous to me, I still think of it as a relatively new game. It would be like if someone said to you they were nostalgic about Pokemon Go or Doom 2016.


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It's going too fast and it won't slow down.


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My landlord has decided to repossess my flat so I have 2 months to find somewhere else.


It turns out the landlord is willing to pay me £500 to fuck off within 15 days.


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At least I'll never be this fucking guy


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Because you're too poor to give the lovely online ladies in your life the money they deserve?


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Morning lads.

>that first sip


What's the plan for today then lads.



I beat up an "anti-racist" mutt last Saturday in a pub recently because I was having racial banter with my friend of 15 years and I couldn't say these jokes because I was "white" while he was trying to back up my friend getting all genial, needless to say my friend took my side, the cunt touched my collar and I smashed his glasses into his face and got a nice wound on my hand. It's a shame the night had to end earlier I was going to have a nice one but it had to be done.

Feeling paranoid that the popo are going to knock on me door.



I'm UK btw, NL VPN.


I've got a flat viewing in the morning. It's just round the corner from where I am now and it looks better than my current place.



Just a tip, 8ch saves a list of every post you've ever made from your PC/device's browser, regardless of IP, to an options file, in order to make (You)s appear on your posts (it also contains any posts/threads you've set to hidden). If you want to clear it, for the sake of removing ties to incriminating posts perhaps, open [Options] on the top right, go to the General tab, and press the Erase button. Alternatively, if you want to still keep all your settings, you can export it to a text file, find the section with the massive list of all your posts, clear it, save it, and import it back in.

This can also be abused to pretend to be other lads, so you can never trust screenshots of (You)s to prove someone is or isn't who they say they are. Only a BO/mod can hope to differentiate them by looking at the IP hashes.


How do we stop BLACK men from taking our women?


Feels good having a frying pan lads, actually cooking proper meals rather than getting chicken nuggets to put in oven with. No friends and no motivation to go outside though, so I'm not really sure what the point is anymore.






Briefly think about why white men are terrified of having their women taken but its never the other way round.


Anyone else enjoy finding random addresses on google maps, writing very rude letters and posting them to people?



Joke's on you, I have no women to take.


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I wanna stay home and masturbate to increasingly taboo pornography and play Crash Bandicoot.


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Kill all white women.



We are the barbarian race and that is something to be proud of. Grug smash all who are against us.



Pull your socks up you lazy mick.


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*delivers great customer service*

It was my privilege.



Seen this on TDS yesterday, what a fucking embarrassment.


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The '45%' (lies) of white British in London includes a huge number of people that moved to the city for jobs and education. I'd like to know how many people who are living in London are born there and are from families that have history in London. I and many other people who are actual Londoners have moved away since our boroughs have been turned into occupied territories.



My parents and grandparents were all londoners by birth and heritage, but like all sensible English people they got the fuck out of there



The game of the .hack anime series



I'm still here.


David Davis has resigned


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I miss him, lads.


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I'm probably the most intelligent poster on the board.



You're probably the most chronic shitposter on the board.



You're abusing your powers.



Pattern recognition is not a power, unless you're low IQ, in which case I guess it might seem like one.


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>no more love island



I'm glad the shits over, I hate it but the misses can't get enough



>the misses




Tell me about it, I haven't even had a TV for 6 months and this guy has a missis?

Get out, reeeee


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>there are lads here without a missus



I hope someone stabs you in the throat.


*walks out of the thread*


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There are atleast 3 lads in this thread with misseses


*walks back into the thread*

What have I missed then.



It's just you, but even if there was 3, you'd all need to leave.


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Review this please



Deserved better audio quality.


Goodnight lads.


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Teenager Attacked by Stranger for Deadlifting in Montreal, Quebec


It looks like it's going to rain. I really, really like rain.



Here it's really sunny and 30-31 degrees, no sign of rain in sight.


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This Is What The Life Of An Incel Looks Like (HBO)



Not as bad as I was expecting. They could have made him look a lot worse, but they left in numerous parts that showed him as lucid and self-aware, rather than completely neurotic and deranged. There's a suprising amount of compassion and understanding in the comments as well, which is interesting.

Also RIP shitting-his-pants-for-a-laugh lad, the world wasn't ready for your banter.


I hope you lads have had a fantastic night's sleep.



I did, thanks. I hope you did too.


I want to die.


>3 lads with a missus

>no lad who shits and pisses himself for a laugh

Not being funny lads but what kind of pathetic excuse for an incel community is this?


Was driving some and some learner driver was taking forever to pull out of a roundabout so I started honking my horn at them. The learner got out their car, started flapping and swapped seats with the driving instructor.



>the chad honk






Panicking and getting all visibly stressed.



Oh okay, because my autistic cousin physically flaps his arms and I would find it hilarious to see someone get out of a car doing that.



>3 lads with a missus

This is fake news.

>no lad who shits and pisses himself for a laugh

To be fair, the one in that video killed himself, so we're on equal footing.



And we don't even have a lad who flaps his arms about either. Our only saving grace is the lad who stares at the floor in silence when he has to see the benefit people.



To be fair, we don't know if she actually killed herself or if she finally succumbed to the disease.


The mechanic has had my tires for THREE FUCKING WEEKS NOW. I was supposed to get them fitted today and he gives me a message at 6am apologizing because he has blood poisoning. He has absolutely no customer service or basic workplace-organization skills.

THREE FUCKING WEEKS TO GET TIRES FITTED. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I could have bought a tire machine and spent a day learning to do it myself in that time BUT HE HAS MY TIRES.


Might get a takeaway for tea tonight lads



>Our only saving grace is the lad who stares at the floor in silence when he has to see the benefit people

Happy to be of service. It's kind of funny to me that despite genuinely not considering myself to be "on the spectrum", I'm apparently considered such a lost cause by "the system" that I don't even have to see anyone any more.


I meant more that him offing himself meant that their community no longer has a lad who shits and pisses himself for a laugh, so they no longer have a leg up over us in that regard.

>we don't know if she actually killed herself or if she finally succumbed to the disease

I don't think she killed herself, but there's evidence either way on the tumblr she made.



>there's evidence either way on the tumblr she made.



I now have 1 monitor.

I wanted to sell it but I found out that these old 2010-2014 1080p monitors are so worthless that they aren't even worth selling. I decided to just take it to work so I can have 2 monitors there.



I don't know if I should link it or not, and I'll warn you that this is going to be incredibly depressing, but here goes:

The first post is from 14th Dec 2015, where she writes about her situation and her plans for the upcoming year, which is basically that she hopes to use the blog as a diary, make and sell little pieces of art to raise money for an SLE charity ( https://www.lupusuk.org.uk/ ), as well as raise awareness of autoimmune diseases. The next day she posted a .gif of someone saying "I'm gonna kill myself" along with a statement about how much pain she was in, and she ended it with "why live".

The last posts were on 20th Dec 2015, where she said she'd been "fairly unwell" for the last few days, stating that she'll post pictures of the finished jewellery she made when she can, hoping that people would buy them if they liked them (with 75% of proceeds going to the charity). What happened over the next month is unknown to me, but I know she died on 16th Jan 2016.


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It's a terrible day for rain.



Same. I'm looking for a reason to live that doesn't involve buying shit. My mum's uncle died this week. He spent most of his life as a miserable curmudgeon that no one liked and ended up dying old and alone wheezing in a hospital bed. I'm only in my early 30s and I feel like I've seen enough of this shit world. I don't want to end up like him.


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Weighed myself, went and done a shit, weighed myself again and I was 2 pounds lighter.


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I wish I had the sheet music for this. It doesn't look that difficult, it's just his speed and timing that's so impressive.



If it helps, the main chord progression is Am, Gm/C (AKA C7sus2), FMaj7, E7.


so what do you brits do for fun around your country? i'm curious

t. lloyd



For fun, the average british bloke watches footie with the lads, gets smashed, goes out on the prowl, finds a trollop to shag, passes out, then wakes up in a puddle of his own sick. That's not really what any of us do though, and if they do they need to LEAVE.

Personally I sit at home in my bedroom on my computer all day.


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>not doing all of that apart from watching footie with the lads and finding someone to shag



You're fake news


Fuck off motor boy



>doing any of that


You're the only confirmed lad here with a missus, dolequest anon split up with his, and chronic shitposter lad was just doing what he does best/worst.


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i live in a podunk town so there's not much for me to do here, just sit on my ass playing nintendo games and watching anime

t. lloyd



Sounds comfy, what's your favourite games lad?



>and chronic shitposter lad was just doing what he does best/worst.

No lad, I did actually lose my virginity to a retail cougar earlier this year. And I'm not a shitposter either.


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Thoughts on this lad and Amazon in general? Have they had a positive impact on the world?



I hate everything about it, i refuse to buy any goods from there.



That's not the same as having a missus, and if you're not a shitposter then I wasn't referring to you.



What made you think he was talking to you?



Did you make it lad?


Was watching QI earlier. Laughed so hard I shit myself a little bit.

anyone else have a similarly high-brow sense of humour?



I used to like it but I got panel showed out tbh



I used to watch those sorts of things when I was a teen, but I pretty much loathe the "panel show cartel" now. It's been the same small group of smug, BBC-vetted-and-approved pricks on rotation for about 20 years now, just wanking each other off, and ever since political correctness came back with a vengeance, they've managed to become even more obnoxious.



I think the tipping point for me as when they just started shoe horning in women to increase diversity or whatever gay reason they gave.

Women aren't funny and they have no business being there



How long have you been doing that? I plan on also doing the same thing, but I can't afford a chair or desk atm.



Fuck off.



Those comfy streams just live in our memories now. Rest in peace mummy Lupus.


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>yellow rx7 fd parked outside


Alright lads?



I'd suggest removing the trip and trying again.


Works pretty shit TBH lad, what about you?




What I would give to be there right now, it's been too hot for too long here.


Who /havingalaugh/ here?


This room is stifling, I've spent so much time in here; it's more a prison than anything else. It's not just the room. I just want to die somewhere else.


I never finish anything I start.


I know that feeling. Sometimes I feel like if I went somewhere else things would get better, but the embarrassment of my three years in uni prove that wrong.



I had similar thoughts on my first lsd trip, that my room was a prison to me, I remember thinking that my computer was like a prison guard providing me just enough stimuli to keep me placid and locked up with no real means of escape, not just that but it was also a representation of me as a person. It was a dishevelled shit hole that I was scared to invite anyone into because I was embarrassed by what was inside.

I miss lsd





Start forming meaningful relationships with other humans.



I had some, they didn't help.



Do you spend all day on the computer? That's bad for your brain chemistry.



I'm in a lot better of a place mentally now, I've made those connection and am experiencing more of what life has to offer.


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Where were you when /arelad/ Stef brought race realism to mainstream TV?


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I think I understand why the presenter cut Stefan off when he spoke about race and IQ. The absolute state of this mutt.


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*has laugh*

What now?


Morning lads. I feel like I owe you all an apology. My shitposting has gotten totally out of hand recently. I never intended to become this way. From now on I will be making a real effort to make serious, quality posts.

That said,

*coffee finishes brewing*



*commits murder in your general direction*



*sips coffee*

So tell me, what made you adopt my mannerisms as your own? And more importantly.

What do you want.



I always thought you did this as a Babylon 5 reference.




You're both wrong. It's a meme from /brit/.


There is absolutely no excuse for delivering poor customer service.



Except when you're dealing with non-whites



Ok, talking seriously for a moment, I started the *sips coffee* thing, (though I am NOT the supposed "chronic shitposter" who likes to use it too), and I did not get it from fucking /brit/.



This is rich coming from someone who's been known to appropriate the whibblescromps.



It's true, I have been known to whibble the occasional scromp, so I suppose you can call it give and take.


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Day 8 noporn, and I've dreamed about porn for the last THREE nights.


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>perfect games don't exi-


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>First actor did not know what was going on


One of the girls next door has apparently gotten herself an extremely low IQ chav boyfriend, and he's standing in their garden shouting in "dun kno" speak like the retard he is. I'd like to shoot him.


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oi this weird lad next door keeps looking out the window at me n me bird a swear al deck him if he dunt sod off a will


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I'm not sure it gets much funkier than this.



I live down south, no nothern monkeys like that here, just "mandem" nigger-wannabes.


Nipping to Lidl to buy a steak.


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Hi guys i'm Melissa i am 24 and a hairdresser i love going out clubbing with the girls,trips to ibiza and watching tyrone and shazza romp on love island and i don't know what i'd do without my wine! PMSL. I just want a man who knows what he wants preferably with tatoos. If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best and my little boy will always come first.



Punctuation is too good, need to dumb it down a bit more.


Are you lads having a nice day then.



It's not bad, but it's not good either. How about you?



Not bad lad. I've been dealing with estate agents and dodgy landlords all day but that's done with for now and I'm enjoying a delicious Lidl steak with oven chips and garlic mushrooms. £6 for two juicy sirloins totaling 400g–simply fantastic.



It's been pretty nice so far, I've just got 3 big bottles of pear bulmers for 3 pounds from the coop pretty happy with that deal tbh


I *dare* you to go to the shop for some milk.



I do not accept this dare.


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I'm a big fan of his old stuff but this is shit apart from the bit starting at 3:16. How can anyone like the mental arrhythmic drumming bollocks is beyond me.


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The red pill is realising aphex twin isn't that good at making music; he's only good at making spastic ADHD "beats", overlayed with babby's first synth patches playing mindless chords and dull melodies that drone on aimlessly, which any one else wouldn't have bothered saving beyond their first year of music production.




Thanks for proving my point true, as well as the failing of your own ears. Goodnight lad.



The scum deserved it tbh.

Cricket match in progress, children watching, multiple 999 calls to no avail. The fact that it was a paki that hit the cunt is irrelevant.


I made a new thread >>67629




felt like making a new OP image late at night, bored af



The reply limit here is 750, we're currently at 282. This thread could last us another month at least at this rate.


Could have just saved it / posted it here for later, no point clogging up the catalogue with needless threads.



Then you wait the required number of days/weeks for the current thread to hit post limit lad.

I won't have my autism ruined by your inability to wait.


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For YEARS I've been searching for a game I remember playing the demo of as a kid, but I couldn't really remember anything about it other than you played as a futuristic-military looking character, had a teammate, there being a huge wide-open outdoors area, and there being aliens.

Tonight I've finally found it, "Codename: Outbreak" from 2001, incidentally made by the same developer who went on to make the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games. Still looks quite fun, gonna download it and give it a go.



Morning lad. That game looks good.


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I started learning this again yesterday and I can play up to 0:35 now. It's easy. You don't *actually* think I'm going to struggle with the bit from 1:09-1:18, do you?


I dreamed about porn AGAIN. It wasn't even that I was "watching" porn, as in looking at a computer, more that my brain was playing the images directly to me. I wish it would FUCK off.


Just have a wank, lad.



I've been having sex so it's not that I need to cum. My brain just wants big dopamine rushes but it's NOT going to be getting any.



>I've been having sex

Get out.


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Having a cheeky cup of coffee.


I want to climb a tree.


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Why are you here and not elsewhere?



Here he can humblebrag and feel superior to everyone else, elsewhere his "success" is considered normal and he'd get ignored.



I bet the patriarchy is responsible for this.



I've posted here since my 4 year stint of NEET-inceldom and don't feel like leaving just because I've had some minor successes.



It was relevant to the other lad's post about my recovery from porn addiction.


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>dude YOU should all change to accomodate ME lmao

fuck off fanny licker



I never said that and I've never licked a fanny. Anything else?



This is a virgin only board, you normie cunts have 99% of the internet to yourselves so fuck off



Where does it say that? I thought we aimed to foster a spirit of self-improvement here? Have you considered pulling your socks up?



We aim to foster a spirit of "normalfags OUT" first and foremost, didn't think we needed to write that down.


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This is really good. Is it ripping something off?


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>only shit the bed once in the past two months

Who /winning/ here?



Only himself, by pitching his entire album down by 3 semitones to cater to pretentious vaporcunts and their dead meme. If you speed it back up ( https://my.mixtape.moe/xvejyu.mp3 ), you can hear that all the tracks are modern productions made by the same person with the same gear (most of the tracks contain the same synth patches and drum samples mixed in exactly the same way), and the 80s sound is ultimately superficial. Still, it sounds a lot better than after he slowed it down, I don't know why anyone in their right mind would fuck their own music over for a literal meme.



Fuck. I paid $2 for the slowed down version.



If you send it to me, I'll pitch it back up for you in better quality, free of charge.


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>tfw no mates



I know that feel.


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Why won't you do music streams for us.



Because I don't have anything set up or organised.



set up or organise one please


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It's a lot of work for very little end result. I'm not dedicating multiple days to sorting out a "music stream" (whatever that means) just so a couple of lads can be entertained for an hour or two. It's not like playing video games where you can just install it and go, it's more akin to asking me to make an entirely new game in flash, and then playing that.



You lazy faggot



No u, go make your own music stream if you think it's easily done.


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>can't stream

>can't go to the shop for some milk



I'm not the music fag





Shut it you, you can't stream anything of value either.



I've lost a lot of respect for this anon


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>>LOSS OF PENIS DUE TO CIRCUMCISION TEL AVIV (AFP) - The parents of a two-year-old child who lost his penis due to an error during circumcision, have turned to the district court of Tel-Aviv, demanding US $800,000 in damages.

>>A grown Jewish man joined an orthodox religious community in Isreal. He was told that his circumcision was not sufficiently extensive, and encouraged to be re-circ'd in order to be more holy. He underwent one or two re- circumcisions before leaving the sect and rejecting its teachings. His penis is largely denuded and he describes himself as "experiencing constant pain."



I simply don't want to spend a lot of time and effort putting a show together for 2 faceless anons. If you don't respect that, then your respect isn't worth anything to begin with.


David Davis has resigned



Fuck off


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That's one of the most embarrassing things I've seen @7:42. It's something I could imagine Randy Stair doing but at least he had the balls to actually blow his brains out. Our guy Roof was calm and collected when he was brought in and they even got him a burger for his service to the white race.



He has autism, please forgive him.


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Afternoon lads, how we all doing today?



Been awake for a while but I've just gotten up, having breakfast now. How about you?



Been up since 12, having chicken dinner later so I'm looking forward to that.

I've just tried playing some Sonic Adventure 2, but I seriously had nostaligia goggles on that game. Characters other than Sonic/shadow are unplayable, they control so badly. I've actually uninstalled it because I can't see myself finishing it with how terrible it is.



Yeah the Sonic Adventure games suck hard, as do most 3D Sonic games. It's just a bad formula, I don't know why they keep trying to pull it off after 2 decades of almost entirely negative reviews. The fact Sonic Forces flopped hard while Sonic Mania got great reviews should knock some sense into them, but I bet you in a year or two's time they'll bring out yet another shitty glitch-filled 3D game with the same old lanky green-eyed fuck and obnoxious voice actor.


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Barron Cruz is /are lad/


What's the general opinion here of Deadmau5?



Don't like his music or his look, but he's a good lad at heart.


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Grounded and crimsonpilled.


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I'd also like to thank these two based Jews for using REASON and FACTS to crush EMOTION and FEELINGS.



Are you really whinging about race realism making its way onto MSM? Why not just end it all if you're this blackpilled?



What? I think it's absolutely epic.


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>unable to communicate without memes or irony


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>responding to shitposting





Go back to 4chan / reddit, where spamming "based and redpilled", "this is epic", and "cringe" over and over is the hottest meme of the moment.



I'm sorry.



And I'll respond to you too.


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What Happens In Ibiza: Week 3 | One Hot Summer

>The group arrive in Ibiza, where Sam and Aimee's relationship continues to cause tension. Megan escapes on a trip which leads her to question her party animal status.



I really enjoyed it as a kid. Such a shame it doesnt hold up.



Thought criminal dindu squirms pathetically before his bum driller overlord for committing the heinous offence of not unconditionally accepting his flagrant gayism at 21:25



Apology accepted, it's just that this exact "behaviour" has been really getting on my nerves lately, and seeing it here is the last thing I want. It's ultimately reddit (AKA snide "progressive" cunt) behaviour, ironically pretending to be a right-wing normalfag as found on /r/the_donald and various other "alt-right" hotspots, that have adopted halfchan and /pol/ phrases, but often overuse them to death.

I have a feeling it's being forced by certain behind-the-scenes groups, a memetic operation to co-opt and ridicule everything that's ever been associated with /pol/ and the alt-right, to destroy their ability to spread information and sway public opinions. From what I've seen, the shit-eating retards at halfchan are eating it up in droves, and you can't even use phrases like "politically correct" or "overton window" any more without being spammed to death with "BASED AND REDPILLED" and "ALEXA, THIS IS EPIC".



What does it actually feel like to be this autistic and petty?



You can fuck off as well, reddit/halfchan memes are NOT welcome here.


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>literally have 100% free time and no responsibilities

>refuses to make a music stream for over a year because it takes too much time

No, YOU can fuck off. And take your gay drum machine with you.

I think we deserve one tbh.


Reminder that if you pay full price for car tires instead of buying part worn, you're a top-goy.



>your gay drum machine

Say that to my drum machine's face, not online, and see what happens.



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I'm moving into my new flat in the morning, and I won't have internet for a while. I'll see you lads on the other side.



Let us know if there are any qts in proximity when you get back.



Lad, as a parting gift, could you make this album (https://my.mixtape.moe/xvejyu.mp3) into separate mp3s for me? I feel cheated for having bought the inferior slowed down version and couldn't stomach paying again.



Yeah, sure thing , btw I'm a cunt


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That anon wasn't me, friendly reminder there are at least 3 active netherlads here.

It's better if you just send me the original files, rather than them being compressed by the artists as mp3s, compressed again when uploaded to youtube, compressed again when I ripped it from youtube, resampled, then compressed again when I export it.


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Do you have a cool wine aunt?



I do not, all my aunts have had multiple children.


Just got back to Scotland.

L O N D O N is fucking wog central, Jesus Christ.



Where shall I upload the zip



We warned you lad, London reached the point of no return decades ago.


How big is it? mixtape.moe allows files up to 100MB



I come from a fairly small town with an almost entirely white population, which just made the contrast that much starker. At the 02 arena every worker was black, and that is not an exaggeration, literally every single worker there was black as coal.

Got stuck behind a paki family at airport security in Stansted too, the mother couldn't speak English and the (black) security lad was trying to explain to her that she had to empty her pockets into the tray with her luggage, even with her daughter translating it just wasn't sinking in apparently.



Whatcha playin, Son.



The crypto market


Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood fuckin' morning, God damn it!



Good morning lad. How are you?


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I left but sometimes I read your threads just to check baa'ck and see how you're all holding up, you won't want to know about the lamb we were gifted last spring so I'll just wish you well, keep on feelin' britfeelers.


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>spends countless weeks making a drumming sex robot for himself

>refuses to host a stream for his frens because they're just "faceless anons"




I've hosted numerous streams to a handful of lads here before, in fact I 120% completed Spyro 1 with only a single lad watching for the majority of it. Streaming games is significantly easier than putting together a music-based performance however, especially when I have nothing at all prepped.



Well prep it then.



It's not something I even want to do, you're the one that wants a music stream, not me. I make music as a hobby by sitting at a computer and meticulously programming/automating everything with a mouse and keyboard, or playing on my MIDI keyboard very badly and then heavily quantising the results, like most bedroom producers. I'm not some kind of live electronic music performance artist that can go on tour and put on live knob-twiddling shows, I'm about as ready to do that as you are.

The only music-related thing I can competently perform live is DJing, AKA playing recorded music (which is virtually impossible to stream on major services now with all this automated copyright strike bullshit), but I don't have a proper music library set up any more. I was mainly into DJing between 7 and 13 years ago, and I only ever really played records/CDs/mp3s my dad had bought over the years, which I don't have any more (and frankly, I've gone off of a lot of it). I used to have things ready and organised, but all I've got now is odd bits and bobs from the couple of times I've fucked around with it since. I'm not going to build an entirely new music library from scratch (buying/downloading hundreds of tracks, sorting it all into groups, analysing it, etc), and prep all the tracks for playing (setting up cue and loop points, making edits, figuring out what tracks work together and what doesn't, etc), just for you and the one other lad.

If it so happens that in the future I get back into DJing and have everything ready to go again, then I'll be happy to do it, but right now that's not the case, and I don't currently care for it enough to change that.



> If it so happens that in the future I get back into DJing and have everything ready to go again, then I'll be happy to do it

Fantastic, I'll take that as a yes.

Link twitch pls.



Read the end of that sentence. Also:



<Q: Can I use my Channel to play music like a radio station?

​>A : No. The broadcasting of radio-style music-listening shows is an experimental program and is currently reserved on a very limited basis for approved music labels. If you have the necessary rights and meet the same criteria listed at music.twitch.tv for contributing music to the Twitch Music Library, you can apply for special authorization from Twitch.

<Q: I perform my DJ sets at house parties. Can I broadcast those?

​>A: No, unless you have the necessary rights from each of the copyright owners to do so. Mixing music created by musicians other than yourself may make your content liable to a DMCA takedown request and may may make you liable to a claim from the copyright owner. The underlying music, including samples, will be subject to Twitch’s audio recognition system.

>Remember, Twitch is a video platform, so any audio-only content will be subject to takedown.

Youtube is even worse, so that's a no go for DJs as well.



Traktor has some kind of webcasting setting, could you do it through that?



I don't use Traktor, I'm a Serato goy.



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Aye probably an upgrade on serato not even sure how the traktor function works if I'm honest I've never really gone so far as to think about how anyone would even care enough to listen to me, pretty sure the neighbours hate me.



My dad has primarily used Traktor for the past several years, but he's recently moved over to Pioneer's Rekordbox (only because that's what's being pushed as "standard" these days at venues and events, both me and him are convinced there's a conspiracy behind this, but that's another story). I'm familiar with Traktor, but I've never really liked it for a number of reasons, but also their DVS isn't as realistic sounding as Serato's to my ears. I wouldn't say it's better than Serato in any way if you're a vinyl-based DJ like me.

Anyway regarding streaming, I'm pretty sure it's just like a built-in SHOUTcast or something along those lines (the audio equivalent of OBS). You'd still need a server to host it and a web player for people to be able to connect and listen to it, and I am not setting up my own bloody internet radio station just for this.



I use traktor for vynl and serato for my controller. I used to use traktor for both but my latest controller came with serato and I prefer it, it just works whereas traktor always always needs a driver or input setting changing. Can't decide between getting a z2 to make decks more fun or the denon dvs to make my setup more intergrated.


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I didn't even know Denon did a Serato interface, huh. Looks like it's the same price point as the Rane SL2 though, so I'm not really sure what the point of it is. I have an SL3 myself, used to have an SL1, but got jewed when they suddenly discontinued and dropped support for it (it needed discontinuing because it used USB 1.1, which is fair enough because modern computers don't support that any more, but they could have at least had an upgrade plan or something, instead of just leaving old customers in the dirt with a "sorry, use our old software with an old computer, or buy our newer model, thx").

Between a Z2 and a DVS interface, it really depends on your wants and needs. Personally I have a pair of 1200s, a DJM 700, and then the SL3 and a laptop, which does everything I want it to. I prefer to do things old school, setting Serato to absolute mode, no key lock, mixing by ear sync button cunts OUT, with minimal usage of loops, cue points, ridiculous FX, etc., so I don't need all the extra gadgets and gizmos that mixer/controller hybrids give you. Anything I might need is covered by keyboard shortcuts on the laptop.



Wow, who needs porn with a setup like that, and very tidy too. I'm impressed and jealous.

> I prefer to do things old school

Reading your posts I have no doubt. What I like about the z2 is I can select tracks straight from the mixer without having to go back to the laptop and trackpad(I find I'm much quicker and have more creative fun when playing on the denon controller where everything is close by and easily selectable) what I hate about it is I'd like to ditch traktor and just run serato(if only serato had an option to play by folder and not just from user playlists). I probably won't do either as at the end of the day this is all purely for my enjoyment and is hard to justify spending the sort of money for me for me to play music, in my music room, alone.


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David Cameron has resigned.


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>very tidy too

That picture is from exactly two years ago, I can't even get to the decks any more because there's so much shit sitting on top of and in front of it all, and nothing is really hooked up. It was like that at the time as well, and has been for the majority of the last decade, but I'd gone out of my way to uncover it all because I'd just gotten the SL3 and a new laptop. A couple of weeks later I ended up working full time with my dad, and then 3 months later returned to NEET hikki life, and I've hardly touched it (or been able to touch it) since.

>if only serato had an option to play by folder and not just from user playlists

It has a file browser, but it's not the best. I normally just make sure everything is tagged properly, bang it all in to one big logical crate, and then use smart crates to filter out what I want, but it requires a fair bit of time and tedium to do that if you have a lot of music.

>at the end of the day this is all purely for my enjoyment and is hard to justify spending the sort of money for me for me to play music, in my music room, alone

Eh, that never stopped me. Earlier this year I spent a grand and two months of my time building a fully analogue (minus the sequencer) 808 clone, just for my own enjoyment.



>Eh, that never stopped me. Earlier this year I spent a grand and two months of my time building a fully analogue (minus the sequencer) 808 clone, just for my own enjoyment.

Yes I saw most of your posts and was/am highly envious of your skills and time.

>It has a file browser, but it's not the best

You could say that again, it's tiny and only fits about 5 tracks in view, that was what I do did love about traktor, all my music is an ongoing process of being organised into correct folders so traktor I'm pretty much set to go. With Serato any music I sort inbtween making playlists I have to reload into the playlist for it to show. Tedious and is time I could be spent playing. WHat work did you do with your father ?



>WHat work did you do with your father ?

For the first two months I was standing up all day building, wiring, and packaging large industrial control panels for ludicrously expensive smart home modules, and for the last month I was standing up all day building and packaging heavy-duty pull-and-swivel TV brackets. A couple of times a week I'd get sent to the very loud, hot, and dingy manufacturing area, to sit/stand at a machine for hours and hours. There I'd do things like bend little bits of metal over and over to make 1000 hinges, or make dozens of countersink screwholes in hundreds of metal plates, or pull levers to cut hundreds of pieces of metal DIN rail, or some other tedious, monotonous job that required 100% focus for a couple of hours straight, otherwise you'd lose a finger or an eye. It was physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausting, and I hated it.

On top of that, I normally live with my mum, so I had to live out of a suitcase at my dad's house in a different town during this time. I can't drive, so I couldn't just go home to my stuff and relax, and every Friday night would involve me packing my stuff, going home, completely crashing out on Saturday out of exhaustion, then on Sunday I'd be dragged back to my dad's house to do it all over again. Never felt more like a prisoner, the feeling when I quit and went home was orgasmic.



You should be ashamed for not doing your part for society by being a paypig for the state.


The idea of going back to work tomorrow after a week off is making me miserable lads.



I was off last week, went back to work on Tuesday and wanted to kill myself.



I already feel that way, and from what I've heard, everything is even more of a mess that when I was last there, hoping some shit would have been fixed at least.

Makes sense, everyone competent is leaving the team.





This is a serious slowpoke, but I've just noticed that 8/pol/ apparently became a global board a couple of months ago, and they booted the shitty kike BO that made it utterly unbrowsable. They've even brought back the self-improvement general.



I've never been on it except for one time last year when I decided to check it out, it was absolute shite though.



I don't like /pol/ or any kind of political talk really, it just seems like a bunch of retards arguing with each other about the same shit constantly.


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I have my own opinions on politics, I don't need to go to an echo chamber to have my beliefs reaffirmed. I also don't need to try and convince people that my beliefs are the right ones.



It was excellent for the first few months after the big exodus to 8chan, then /pol/harbour happened and it went a bit shitter, then the (now ex) BO got in power somehow. He got progressively more and more mental and banhammery, and by 2016 8/pol/ was practically a no-go zone. He deleted any threads that weren't GOD EMPEROR-praising or the most obvious disinfo crap, banned anyone that criticised Trump and his administration, and shit-stirred in nearly every single thread with hundreds of low effort shitposts. As mad as it sounds, he managed to lower the IQ of the entire board just by deleting everything that wasn't batshit retarded, and drove away everyone with at least half a brain.

I've only been looking at it's current state for a few minutes, but it already seems a lot better than it was the last time I looked.


>a bunch of retards arguing with each other about the same shit constantly

That could describe any imageboard honestly, even this one.


Ever since /leftypol/ up and left, 8/pol/ has been an "(alt) right-wing activism, anti-zionist, and non-mainstream news" board, rather than an "all-encompassing political discussion" board. If that's not your thing then fair enough, calling it an echo chamber while also claiming it's a bunch of retards arguing each other seems contradictory though.



Well it's one or the other, and I'm not interested in either.



Alright? This is a /pol/-friendly board though, and we do occasionally discuss politics, just so you know.



I've been here since 2016


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You missed our best year.



I think I've seen this before, I think this was reposted on the halfchan britfeel. I remember people calling out other users for reposting content from here.



Yeah I remember there was a couple of twats around that time who kept reposting our posts to halfchan. We even held a poll once regarding something to do with /guildfeel/, and someone posted it to halfchan for whatever reason and ruined the results.



I'm glad they did, I never realised this place existed until the reposts started.



I'm not, we got several cunts turn up from there like poleaboo and the harassment bully.


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What do you lads think of Doom Eternal? This video got a chuckle out of me at 8:37 and 12:45. Is Bethesda pandering to the online right wing just like they do for leftists with Wolfenstein or is it just id Software doing something edgy?



why is being content in what I believe reddit?









someone ban this cunt



How long for?



a month please



He's a regular though to be fair, a month feels a bit harsh even if he is objectively the worst poster on the board.



Then he should know better. Two Months.



Do you have anything to say for yourself young man?



If his otehr posts are trash fuck him



People ought to be judged on the merit of each post, that's why we don't have usernames. That said I'd probably only ban for a day



>People ought to be judged on the merit of each post

In theory sure, but I think there should be more leniency shown towards lads who've clearly been here for years, versus outsiders who just want to shit the place up. In instances like the above, you can't tell one way or the other without looking at the poster's history, and I didn't want to jump to any conclusions before dropping a hefty banhammer.

The "objectively the worst poster on the board" comment was meant somewhat in jest, and as a bit of a rib towards him; he is a long-standing member of the community, and I think that counts for something, despite him and I "not seeing eye to eye" (to put it lightly) on numerous occasions. This time is clearly on a different level though, and other lads have requested fairly significant bans for it, so it's a bit of a moral dilemma.



>other lads have requested fairly significant bans for it, so it's a bit of a moral dilemma.

Honestly lad, my two months comment was in jest too, while theyre annoying I dont see them doing much harm, I mean the lad that posted the screamer was only given like 2 weeks.




Ah, so this is what your lair looks like.



One small part of it anyway, and it only looks that tidy when I move the multilayered piles of clutter that normally lives there to my bed for a few hours.


Autoglass repair, autoglass replace.



I used to play CoD with gav from autoglass back in like 2009.

Toplad tbh



It should be illegal to end a jingle with a half cadence.


Logan Paul is currently at the forefront of the race war whether we like it or not.


Good evening, m'scroopleflompers. I'm posting from the gym WiFi. I've been at my new flat for a week now, but won't have internet 'til Thursday. It's simply fantastic, better than my old place in nearly every way. I'll post some pics when I can.

How are you lads doing?


I'm a shooting star shooting through the sky

I'm a tiger, rewriting the laws of gravity

I'm a racing cloud, flying by

Like lady gold diver

I'm gonna roll, roll, roll

There's no stopping meee


Hello Nicholas, how's the hand?


>TFW no Pizza


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>lady gold diver


Afternoon, lads.


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What can we do about the intolerant cloud menace?



I've seen that cloud before


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>the cones



what about them?


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Had a great time at the meetup lads, look forward to catching up again soon!


floppy willies

and pooey plops



Lots of big brains in that room, it's almost like "a conversation by these guys" meme but geared towards the alt-right



I can't even complain about this post seeing as no one else is posting



I go out of my way to avoid posting whenever he does this.



well it appears you haven't posted for the last 4 days or so



Nor has anyone else really, and I don't blame them.



Don't complain about the shitposter if you aren't contributing anything


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>mfw get called op in quake



Don't complain about lack of contributions when threadsquatting shitposters put people off attempting any actual conversations, to the point where the entire thread flatlines for half a week.



Peterson is really trying to look stoic. You know he thinks that picture will be in future textbooks.



So how are things lad? Anything new with you?



Can't say things are great, but they're not awful either, relatively speaking. Nothing new at all, what about you?



Just the usual wageslaving. Hoping to make it big in crypto though I know realistically it's a long shot. Still been a good mind occupier/ escapist fantasy lately


Anyone else think the 25 year old boomer is the least funny thing on the internet ever?



It was alright. It's old now.



You're wrong. It was never alright.


I've reformed the Norse faith and am considering waging a Great Holy War against Scotland.




The boomer meme is my favourite meme


How do I properly apply silicone sealant to a bathroom/kitchen?



While I did post it, I think it's shit compared to the Chad vs the virgin meme.


>tfw too intelligent to enjoy any meme



It's one of the most retarded things I've seen from the underage faggots on nu-halfchan in a long time, and anyone who actually likes any of these constant mishapen wojak spinoff "memes", or present-day halfchan cancer in general, needs to leave.



>nordcucks waging war on fellow whites while mudslimes are available

Absolutely based!



a caulk gun?



Stop playing CK2 and start playing Vicky 2.



>fellow whites

This is nothing. My next playthrough will be the Muslim conquest of Britain.


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Alex Jones watches tranny porn lads


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This is better than the time it was discovered that he's an avid old school acid house and techno DJ / enthusiast.


KSI is a symbol of dogged British endurance and determination.



He makes me proud to be British.


Is there any better feeling than having passionate sex with the woman you love?



Could you just fuck off please? There's more to life than repeatedly IP-hopping to post low quality shitposts to an audience of about 6 people.


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On another nostalgia trip. I've been trying to remember what this show was called since I was a kid, which is ironic really.


Do you lads like the scan-and-go thing some of the big supermarkets are doing.



I've never used it tbh, what stops you from shoplifting?



You should be banned for this post.



They do random bag checks sometimes.


Good afternoon my children,

A lot of you are wondering why britfeel is a ghost town lately. Yesterday morning I woke up to a harassment strike from 8ch for my post defending myself against a shitposter I will not name. I’ve had a full 24 hours away from 8ch and britfeel to reflect on what this board means to me and what it has cost me. I’ve been harassed and threatened because of this board more times than I can count but it never really got to me until now. To have someone so close to me hurt me and spread outright lies about me in this way, for them to send people to attack this board,bully me personally, and shitpost on this board has deteriorated my mental health quite a bit. I’ve been crying over this and I don’t cry. Ever. I started crying in fucking Asda. I think this was just the straw that broke the camels back. I don’t feel safe here anymore. If defending myself against bullying on this site is a crime then what can I say that isn’t? I feel like I will always be a target, a victim, always waiting for the next shitpost that will make someone I love lose their passion for this board as I’ve lost mine. I’m a person just like all of you and I’ve carried the weight of the criticisms, bullying, and shitposts that come with running something like this for over 3 years now and this situation finally broke me. I’m tired of being called names, of being despised by these little factions of people, it’s finally enough. As such a giant traffic and content creator for 8ch I have no one to contact, no one to tell my side of the story. I’m completely alone and left to suffer whatever fate the A.I. and any bully that has a grudge decides I deserve. There’s no justice. No matter what I do or who’s really to blame, I’m always the one who suffers the consequences and now those consequences are effecting others I care about. It’s enough. To everyone who has sent me messages of support and that defended me on the now deleted post from the other night I love you so much. This board isn’t going anywhere but I am. I can’t continue doing this when I feel myself breaking mentally. I’m sure there are those of you that will say “It’s just a board. Don’t take it so seriously” or “Just post feels and shut up” and to those people I’d say walk a year in my shoes, not a mile, a year. Be the person who is the figurehead of a group that has up to 10 eyes on it every month. Feel the consequences that come with kind of attention day in and day out… the bullying, the criticism, the attacks that I don’t let you guys see because I try to keep this a fun place for you. This board may just be something you scroll through or it may be something you live for but either way you can’t understand how much of a toll operating something this big that requires constant attention takes on you unless you’re in my shoes. This group of you didn’t just fall into my lap. I worked so hard to build this place into something you’d all love and feel connected to. I wanted it to feel like a second home for those of you who have very little else to look forward to and I feel like I’ve succeeded in doing that. But now it feels like this home and this family I’ve created are being turned against me and it’s not something I can continue to deal with. For some people this board is what gets them up in the morning and that may make some of you laugh but it’s a fact and it means a lot to me. This is a wonderful place and I’m so glad to have made so many wonderful memories with you people. I’m not gonna forget about you but I need to distance myself from this place. I will be handing the reigns over to my trusted mods. It’ll be a bit of a rough go in the beginning I’m sure as I’ve always been in control of everything done in this group… you’ll notice a change… but I’m sure they will do well in my absence. Do not contact the britfeel admin email as I will no longer be checking that due to me no longer using this platform. You can reach me on the reddit account or the twitter if you ever want to talk. Take care of yourselves, Feelposters. Try to go easy on your new leaders. The bully wins this time.



You know what we do with bullies around here, Sam?



Where is this pasta from?


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Bacon, scrambled eggs, baked beans, fried onions, mushrooms, peppers, chillies, and garlic, with toast for supper.


What's your end goal lads?

I don't think I ever see myself changing myself enough to be a succesfull person, or to be part of most of regular society at all. If I'm not miserable, im at best apathetic and I just don't see a future for myself.



Suicide by nog in seth efrika when the race war kicks off



I don't know.


I've been doing a lot of thinking. I've decided to put the whibblescromps behind me.


>tfw contractually obliged to work every bank holiday



Get rich from crypto then NEET it up, travel the world.



I know that feel, colleague.



Waiting for the Rahowa. If it doesn't happen it's not like that's a future I want to live in anyway.


Currently watching a 17 hour 100% run of GTA San Andreas. 7 hours in and I'm not bored yet.



I found out today that someone completed Vice City in 8 minutes.



Just watched it, it makes use of a lot of hacky meta bullshit, so in my opinion it doesn't really count. The best time for any% without the bullshit is 51m 58s, which is still very impressive.


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What does the future hold for him?


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Why do they allow this?



Yeah I'm not a fan of the speedruns that basically skip everything through glitches, defeats the object imo


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>that big burly tranny sat behind him


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That was pretty enjoyable to watch, I've never watched a speed run before but I really enjoyed the guys explanation through out.


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I too am watching a San Andreas speedrun, and enjoying it. The level of autistic dedication of these lads is impressive.



I'm also enjoying a cool Monster Zero Ultra.


I just had a vivid dream where I lost my virginity, does this mean I can no longer post here?



I just had a vivid dream where I sucked my own dick, does this mean I lost my virginity in it?



No, it just means you're a bender



I didn't enjoy it though.



It means you're a repressed bender



I've probably just watched too much porn. The dream was probably telling me that if I continued masturbating I'd end up gay, not telling me I am gay.



Blame it on whatever you want, bum driller.



If I tried to defend myself any further I would just look like a bigger fag, so I shall cease participating in this discussion. This does not, however, mean that I concede on any point that you have made.


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The most sexual dream I've had is where a girl kissed me on the cheek.


What do you lads think of dream pop?



Some of it's shite, some of it's alright, most of it is forgettable "nothing" music.


My mood has been really shit lately and I don't know why.

Everything has been great but I still have bouts of feeling lethargic and miserable and I have no motivation at all. I don't even know what I'm doing wrong.


To the music anon -

Are vacuum tube amps just a pretentious meme for rich faggots?



Yes, and they're called valves in this country.



Thanks mate.

Why though? Why are they a meme? I need to know the science behind it.



There's not really any science to it, they were all that there was before transistors were invented, and people like old shit that looks cool. Some people say valve amps sound better, but I say it's mostly placebo and marketing bullshit. I think the misconceptions come from the fact that valves have a softer and more "musical" distortion when overdriven, whereas transistors usually sound pretty nasty as soon as the signal gets too hot. This gets reinterpreted as "valves amps sound better than solid state amps", but it's only really true if you're talking about electric guitar amps, where distortion is desired.



How do I stop being a brainlet at electronics?

I only found out how transistors work 2 weeks ago.


Evening lads. Why aren't you a based retail lad yet?

>gets you out of the house

>get to work as part of a dynamic team delivering great customer service

>work with prime retail slags and sexually frustrated mummies

>able to watch fights when it kicks off (if you're in a working class area)

>flexible hours

>above minimum wage if you go on the newer contracts



When I was in tech support a fight kicked off in the office. It was the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen.

I didn't realize it was even a fight until about 30 seconds in.



Because every time I go outside I want to kill.


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Haha, I forgot I'm supposed to be totally fine with everything! I should just chill out.



Edgepost more, big man.



Wagiepost more, and remember to pay for my bennies.



You don't need to know how each component works on a scientific level to get into electronics, although it does help to make sense of it all. If you want to get into building circuits that other people have designed, then all you need are soldering skills, troubleshooting skills, a bit of ESD and safety awareness, and the money to get all the tools, utilities, and components. Doesn't hurt to have some component hunting skills as well, so that if a recommended component is unavailable, you'll be able to find a drop-in replacement on your own. This can all seem a bit intimidating, but if you start off slowly with a simple kit and some youtube tutorials, then it'll all start coming together.

If you want to design and build your own circuits, you'll need to know all of the above, the fundamentals of electricity, ohm's law, how all the various different components function, and the commonly used building-blocks in circuit design. You'll need more advanced tools as well, depending on how advanced the circuits you want to build are, such as a an oscilloscope, a function generator, a logic analyser, etc.




I just want everyone to know that this poster is joking and that none of the lads here condone this kind of sentiment.


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The only sentiment we don't condone is pic related.


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Today's theme.



Good pic but it needs:

>It's a yikes from me




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This one covers a bit more ground.



>I literally can't even


>oh, sweetie

A lot of these are more roastie phrases than soyboys



They were certainly primarily used by roasties (and fags) to begin with, as were the rest of those phrases, but "male allies" use them as well now, in an ironic-but-not-really kind of way. Can't call yourself a progressive if you're not feminising yourself and adopting lingo from tumblr and drag queen TV shows in a never-ending display of "solidarity" towards womyn and queers. Throw in the occasional bit of black twitter shit as well, and you have yourself the complete lexicon of the modern male feminist.


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>What goes on between consenting adults is none of your business, you bigot!


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>let's unpack this


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Anyone here who used to enjoy soy media? I unironically used to watch Felicia Day content.



No, I've hated "I'm such a nerd XD" types and their superficial culture ever since they became a thing. Fucking normalfags, ruining everything I like since 2007.


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The Dark Side Of Britain: Spice | UNILAD Original Documentary


I'm thinking of quitting caffeine, or at least reducing my intake to one Monster Zero Ultra a week.


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I regret watching this, that was disgusting.



Me too, I've gained nothing from this.


Speedrunning is a sort of implicit last stand of White identity.


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What the fuck.


Why don't you lads just join 4chans britfeel threads?



Because they're shit, and so is halfchan. We all left for a reason.



It isn't too bad on 4chan



You have to go back.



Tripfag city


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Morning lads



Yes it is. Once halfchan britfeel got popular it became a cesspool of attention whore tripfags and their fag followers. Last time I looked, very conversation revolved around them and their "drama".

We're small and quiet here, as most people evidently prefer tripfag circle jerks over a comfy anon board. But that's fine by me.


How can I make some extra money online to supplement my retail lad income?



Invest in crypto currency, a couple of lads here are invested in chainlink.



I'm holding several coins and I've lost over half of my investment over the last year. It's too unpredictable to be reliable, more of a fun side project. I've had much better results on the stock market so I want more money to invest on there. I'm looking at buying into Monster and John Deere at the moment, but I need extra funds, hence my question.


I've been given some big Samsung speakers. Both they and my stereo have the clips that you pull open to insert the wire, so I need red and black wires with no jacks on to insert into both ends. That will work right? Where can I get them?



Alright I should have looked it up first. I've found 10m of wires on Amazon.



Have you tried matched betting?

Most bookies offer you a welcome bonus if you place a bet with them. If you place a £200 bet on the outcome of a football match and on another site bet against that outcome, no matter what one bet has to win. You will take around a 5%-10% loss on your bet due to differing odds but will have earned the £200 bonus, then you do the same again but this time you will be using the free bet in place of your money for one of the bets. This time when one of the bets wins half will have been staked by the bookie, so you will receive your bet plus the free bet back as winnings minus another 5-10% for odds differences.

There are sites dedicated to explaining it better than I did and odds calculators and plenty of resources out there for it, I did it a few years ago and earned over a grand, the only problem is after a while you run out of the easy to complete offers and some bookies make you jump through hoops but it's easy money maker.



I made about £200 doing that ages ago but ran out of offers. I think there was one site with a huge starting offer that I didn't do but I forget which one. Anyone here still do it?


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Absolutely fantastic.




Yeah it's just called "speaker wire". Might be common sense, but don't hook them up while the amp is on, it's good practice to unplug it from the mains first. Passive speaker connections can potentially be carrying high voltages, depending on the power of the amplifier. Also check the impedance rating of the speakers VS the impedance rating of the amp, if there's a mismatch then you might be getting a lower or higher volume than intended.



Good lad. I'm thinking of putting up some corner shelves for them now that I'll have longer wires. What's the optimal positioning with two speakers?


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Have the tweeters level with your ears, the woofers directly underneath to keep everything in phase, and have the two speakers at 60 degree angles from your listening position, pointing directly at you, so the speakers plus your head form a perfect equilateral triangle.



Oh, and keep them as far away from walls (bad) and corners (really bad) as possible.


Do any lads have some genuine ways an autistic neet can make money from home, and on the phone only? Can't afford a PC, don't want to just do surveys all day though.



I just get ESA and restrict myself from spending any money for long periods of time, always making sure I have more money at the end of the year than I did when it started. Sometimes I do oddjobs, tech support, and repairs for family members for cash in hand, but it's not often.



Sorry bud but I earn my money the old fashion way, getting shot by BB guns while dressed a zombie.



Does getting shot hurt? What's the pay like?



Binance have an app, so crypto trading is an option.


Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being a cleanshirt.



>he's a zombie

>in a Jewish owned shopping mall

>he bites them for free

>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic unlife

>he attacks normies he doesn't like, because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

>be attacks normies he doesn't like because they interfere with the backlog of little Chinese girls he could be biting instead

>he will never progress to lich

>he will never shamble more than 30 feet away

He will never be a healthy weight

>he will never have a girlfriend

>he will never have any living friends


Official poll.






What was it? It's been removed now.



It's true though.



CCTV footage of a brown skinned man living in Britain, taking a shit in a dank alleyway behind some bins. It splattered out in liquid form, then he proceeded to wipe himself with his bare hand, before washing it in a nearby puddle and walking off.



Alleyway shitters are gross.


When I worked at sainsbury's, one of the ethnic car washers was caught shitting in the recycling bay. There are perfectly clean and functional toilets less than 1 minute walk away but he decided to shit behind a recycling bin. Disgusting.



Yes it hurts and about 25 per 2 hours game


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They can keep her.


>tfw brainlet with no attention span



Stop mindlessly browsing the internet.



There's nothing else do do. I had around 40 minutes free time.


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white people lmao 100 100


I wonder what sex is like.



Me too but I don't want anyone here to describe it.



If they're able to describe it then they need to leave.


Genuinely just come here from 4chan to get away from the trips, what an absolute shit hole. I guess my first question is, Dutch poster/s, do you use vpns?


My next one will be, is there a better app for posting here other than clover? It crashes every time I post.



Funny, I thought you "genuinely" just came here to get away from tripfags, and yet here you are with one yourself, and not for the first time. Shan't be telling you about our netherlands migration project, that's for sure.



I imagine it's like masturbation but weter and looser


Busy tonight lads.


Comfy lad, thanks for posting it.



This is a Dutch board, go away.


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Wh*Te cucks btfo by the BLACK bull





Sneaky tripcunt btfo


I've come up with a way to improve the board quality.

From now on, you may only post if you are a good lad.


Second hand Sennheiser HD 25 Basic Edition headphones for £90. Condition "good", from a seller with 94% 5 star reviews and 28,000 reviews total. Is this a steal or what, my good lad?



I've ordered them. This seems too good to wait for the Music Lad Seal of Approval™ and risk missing out.



Could be a bargain, as long as they're not too busted up. As long as the drivers themselves are fine, virtually all the other parts can be replaced if need be, due to the modular design.


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I have just spent 3 hours playing keyboard. I plugged my shitty phone headphones into it earlier and the difference in sound quality over the keyboard speakers is incredible, so I'm really looking forward to my headphones arriving.


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Canterbury Park Basset Hound Races 8-18-18


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many hours of autism went into this



That is super fucking comfy. I've always wanted to set up linux with some tiling based windows manager, but I don't really have a reason to be using linux.


I was a victim of attempted ATM robbery last Saturday evening. Unfortunately I actually had no money in my account so nothing was taken. When they found out I had no money they started getting angry, took my card and demanded my pin.

Nothing was taken but the whole situation was quite unpleasant.



That's one bonus to being a poorfag I guess.



Still not a nice experience. That's why I don't use atms, and very rarely even go shopping. Use amazon prime for food deliveries mainly.


Why won't summer just hurry up and fuck off already?


Why won't summer just hurry up and fuck off already?



Its got a bit colder here, but nowhere near enough.


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>tfw the magic is gone forever


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>that 26 year old boomer who listens to 80s synthpop



It's still far too hot here, south Yorkshire area. Usually its cool.


>>tfw the magic is gone forever

Why is it? I've been playing on mobile recently.



Fantasy worlds aren't enough anymore.



Well… Find something else then. You sound like you're an hour from an heroing to me.



Pick up an instrument. There's no better escape from life's hardships than being able to play and improvise beautiful music whenever you need to. It's the only thing that gives me any comfort or sanity these days. It doesn't matter what bullshit society throws at me, the natural laws of harmony and rhythm never change. Maybe I've just lost the plot, but I've come to believe that making and playing beautiful music is a way to connect with God.


I have just meditated for 10 minutes.


I've been playing my keyboard again lately, but only learning pieces and not improvising. It's really satisfying to see improvements and I'm learning pieces much more quickly and easily. My only problem is I'll learn half or more of a piece then get bored and start on another one. When I can finally play something perfectly all the way through I'll upload it for you lads.



I look forward to hearing it lad.


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Imagine if your willy was this big.


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Thanks. I couldn't imagine using Linux on my desktop. It's great for laptops, considering it's lightweight and I'm not going to be playing much in the way of games on it anyway. Plus, it's fun to learn. An autist by the name of Luke Smith has a good channel on youtube about this sort of thing.



Yeah, about 2/3 years ago I spend a week sitting about and setting it up on my PC at the time on a secondary partition and played around with some stuff, enjoyed it. I tried to install both debian and kubuntu on my laptop back then too, however it seemed to be impossible to get the wireless network card working on either.



I had a little trouble with the wifi too. I'll write what I did on debian stretch in case anyone needs it.

sudo apt-get install gnome-network-manager

if your wifi card uses non-free software you'll need to enable a non-free repository in /etc/apt/sources.list, I added this line:

deb http://httpredir.debian.org/debian/ stretch main contrib non-free


sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade
sudo apt-get install firmware-iwlwifi
sudo modprobe -r iwlwifi ; sudo modprobe iwlwifi

if you're not using a normie wm then the gnome-network-manager may not be in the tray so run nm-applet in dmenu or the terminal



your wifi firmware may not be iwlwifi, you'll have to find that out


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He's doing it, lads.


I'm going to work. Goodbye.


I'm back from work. Hello.



Good evening lad.



Have you had a good day? What have you been up to? I've bought a pink Monster on the recommendation of a Deano at work, and I'm going to try it in the morning.



It's been alright, played some keyboard in the morning, my nieces came round in the afternoon so I spent the rest of the day entertaining them. I've also been staving off the temptation to buy a synthesizer, I won't forgive myself if I spend any more money on music gear this year.


Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.



It's a shame you have to budget so much. I think you would make a fantastic retail lad, and then you could buy much more music equipment.



I'd rather be NEET and live frugally than be a big spender that has to wageslave. I think it's good practice to limit the number of luxery items you buy per year anyway, and I already broke mine for 2018 within the first couple of months. Shan't be buying anything significant for myself until we're past Christmas.



But imagine it. The feeling of accomplishment when you get a lot of stock out on the shelf. The sense of satisfaction when you really go the distance to deliver great customer service. Being a part of a big retail family. You could even meet a nice retail lass.



No thank you.


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Not long now. Soon there will be no more pain.



Andrew Schramberg, is that you?


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San Andreas is, in all honesty, the best game of all time.



I was watching a video not long ago showing the different dialogue you get when CJ gets fat. It's crazy the amount of detail that went into the game, particularly around customization and how NPCs react from it. GTA IV and V are barren in comparison.


I've had enough of wageslaving lads. I don't think I can do it much longer. I had a two week holiday a couple months ago and it made me realise that life is so much more than this bullshit grind.



I'm with you lad. My social skills and confidence have improved a fair bit but I just don't enjoy the retail environment. I want more but I don't know what. Peak comfy for me would be making money online somehow, like by selling things on eBay. I think I would enjoy that. I have a few days off now so I'm going to sell an old guitar I've got lying around to see how the whole selling business works.



t. Tyrone


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That's the spirit lads.



Kek, great OC lad.

I'd like to just go NEET but I want to be self sustaining. It feels like I need to try and accumulate enough wealth that I can just live off of it / earnings from it.


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>jammy digestive


Do any of you worry in a few years time this place will have died?



Fuck off you attention-seeking retard, the only death we have to worry about is tripcunts like you making yourselves at home. Piss off and never come back.



I worry you still won't have fucked off.


Off to bed, shattered after babysitting my nieces all day. Goodnight lads.



If you post with your gay trip again you're getting banned



We'll still be here if we continue to gas tripfags.


Niggas iffy, uh, blicky got the stiffy, uh


Some of you lads are a bit rude to outsiders.




*tripfags, and you ought to join him in leaving.



No, I think you should. We're going to become a more inclusive board.



No we are not, if you want tripfags then you go back to halfchan.



We are inclusive, just not to tripfagfs, we get on well with that Ozzy that turns up sometimes.




Tripfags will NEVER be welcome here. It is one of the founding principles of this board.


Is there no way to just disable tripcodes on the board?



Yes there is, but I don't want to make it that easy for them. If the use of a trip code is that tempting then they ought to show themselves for the attention whores that they are.



It's not the tripcode feature itself that's the problem, it's the type of people who choose to use it without a legitimate purpose, and who act like they're above anonymity. I think anonymity should be something we willingly opt into, rather than being forced.


Do you lads think article 13 will be passed?

If so, are we completely fucked?


I wonder if I would be good at sex. I've seen a lot of porn, so I think I could pull off a move or two.



>Do you lads think article 13 will be passed?

It's shit and nobody bar a handful of music and film industry kikes wants it, so yes. If not now, then at some point in the near feature, under a different name, in small print, and before anyone hears about it.

>If so, are we completely fucked?

We've been completely fucked for ages, this is yet another step down the long road to hell.


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>Most of mankind, Paulinus, complains about natures meanness, because our allotted span of life is so short, and because

this stretch of time that is given to us runs its course so quickly, so rapidly — so much so that, with very few exceptions, life leaves the rest of us in the lurch just when we re getting ready to live. And its not just the masses and the unthinking crowd that complain at what they perceive as this universal evil; the same feeling draws complaints even from men of distinction. Hence that famous dictum of the greatest of physicians: "Life is short, art long." 1 (2) Hence also Aristotle's

grievance, 2 most unbecoming a philosopher, when he called nature to account for bestowing so much time on animals that they can live for five or ten human life spans, while so much shorter a limit is set for humans, even though they are born to do so many great things.

>It's not that we have a short time to live, but that we waste much of it. Life is long enough, and it's been given to us in generous

measure for accomplishing the greatest things, if the whole of it is well invested. But when life is squandered through soft and careless living, and when it's spent on no worthwhile pursuit, death finally presses and we realize that the life which we didn't notice passing has passed away. (4) So it is: the life we are given isn't short but we make it so; we're not ill provided but we are wasteful of life. Just as impressive and princely wealth is squandered in an instant when it passes into the hands of a poor manager, but wealth however modest grows through careful deployment if it is entrusted to a responsible guardian, just so our lifetime offers ample scope to the person who maps it out well.


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Not being funny lads but why are new world fruits so much more aesthetic than ours?


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>tfw missed it

Anyone know who won?



If white people are smarter why are all these children asian?


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Yeah it makes you wonder doesn't it. The white supremacist narrative always falls apart when you examine the facts.


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HILARIOUS! Gower Blew It AGAIN After Stefan Molyneux Disaster


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Is this game moral?



I don't know about moral, but I couldn't stomach it personally. I played a little bit of it around 2010 or so, but it was just too fetishistically violent for me, and not fun in the slightest. I don't think it should have been banned, but I question why it was ever made.



Yeah I'm the same. I've never been a fan of gore for gore's sake, I don't know what people see in it. There is something very dark and nihilistic about creating this kind of thing for entertainment.


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Reviewbrah has come out as gender fluid. Must have been that soylent he drank.


Morning lads.



You lied to me, I shan't forgive you for this.


Morning mate.


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What are you up to then lad. I'm drinking a cool Monster Zero Ultra and reading about our glorious past.



Just having my breakfast, no plans.


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Sacha Baron Cohen Tells US City It's Getting New Mosque And They Don't Take It Well





I'd love a modern equivalent to this game, sometines I just want to murder things and that seems a good outlet.


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I always feel really relaxed and at ease after meditating. I've been doing 10 minute sessions but am going to move up to 20 soon. It's quite hard to reach the level of focus required not to have your mind wander at all.



Meditation is pretty good, I should start doing it more often again.

>It's quite hard to reach the level of focus required not to have your mind wander at all

I think the goal is more just being persistant in correcting your focus whenever it wanders, and developing the habit, rather than doing it perfectly for a period of time.


Lads, what's the most unethical thing you've ever done and what's the most illegal thing you've ever done?



Attemped B&E of a council owned business





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Who here /professional monitoring/?



Nice, now you can be in the cool club of people who say "I've got those headphones" every time you see someone wearing them in broadcasting and production footage. How are you finding them so far?



The sound is much crisper and fuller than the crappy in-ear ones I was using, and they're more bassy too which is welcome because my others were lacking in it. It's amazing how much more fun I have playing with a better sound. I just need to get the digital piano now, I was about to order it before but then I got evicted from my flat.



I've gone through the self scan at tesco and "forgot" to scan a couple items. That's about as criminal as I get


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I'm such a neet that when I go out it's too bright even when I have my eyes closed and they start watering so I look like I'm crying.


Mum's away on holiday for a week.

My willy is in for a rough time.



I know, and have previously expressed, that feel. >>29819


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How's your weekend going, lads?

Me, I've just been playing Project Zomboid for the past 7 hours straight.



Not bad lad. I've just returned from a long but rewarding day of putting stock out on the shelf and helping customers. I've bought all the ingredients for a curry and now I'm going to make it.




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I got a (You) from Sargon.



soyfather got scroopleflomped EPIC STYLE


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>tfw you get so confident playing something you can do it really fast and press the keys really hard


Spent the day at my dads with family. While I was there, my grandad gave me an old Hohner chromatic harmonica (in the original box) from my recently deceased great, great uncle. Just looked it up, and apparently it's from bloody 1937. You can tell because it has a little emblem of the 1937 grand prix, and there's another logo on it that has a little six-pointed star inside a circle, which the german government made them remove in 1938. Not sure what I'm going to do with it to be honest, I've never had anything this old before.


Also, do any of you lads know anything about the recent(?) palaver surrounding Jeremy Corbyn? My dad's always been a mild lefty, but he's suddenly become redpilled as fuck about Israel and kike tactics, and it had something to do with Corbyn, but I didn't catch the gist of it.



Nice one, lad. Definitely hang on to it, that's a proper family heirloom.


Comrade Corbyn is very outspokenly pro-Palestine and anti-Israel, to the extent that in the past he's met up with Palestinian leaders in the Middle East and given speeches in support of them.

Schlomo is DEEBLY GONCERNED about this and is forcing the anti-semitism angle hard to try and get Corbyn ousted from the party.




The jew hate against corbyn has made me like him more tbh



While his anti-Israel stance is good, don't fall into the trap of thinking he's anti-kike. Remember he's pushing hard to get more shitskins into the UK.



The thing is I'd consider myself sort of liberal/ libertarian, I believe that people should be free to live their life anyway they wish as long as it isn't impeding on someone else. Thats not to say I agree with trannies or taking drugs but I beleive people should be able to make those choices freely.

On the other hand I hate shitskins and non skilled people coming to this country.

What political ideology is this?



Classical liberalism?



Letting people live their own lives, little government interference etc is Libertarian, at least in America, I'm unsure if we have a different term for it here.

Theres not really much in libertarianism that hits on shitskins coming here, but without a large government willing to give handouts to them, I doubt many would be able to afford to come over anyway.



>I believe that people should be free to live their life anyway they wish as long as it isn't impeding on someone else

It sounds nice in the abstract but in practice it doesn't work out that way. We exist within the context of society and every action we make affects it either directly or indirectly, for better or worse. Liberalism just gives the low IQ, high time preference majority license to destroy themselves by chasing endlessly after dopamine treats at the expense of everybody else. I think for it to work everybody would have to be 130+ IQ and probably autistic.



I think it would work if people actually ostracised those who act degenerately. You could probably argue that at that point there's not much distinction between the mob doing that and a government doing it though. Plus you'd still need the majority of people not to be selfish idiots, which I don't think is possible.



>Plus you'd still need the majority of people not to be selfish idiots

Which lad you replied to already covered when he said "for it to work everybody would have to be 130+ IQ".

That's the biggest issue I have with democracy. The vote of a person with 140 IQ is worth exactly as much as the vote of a person with 70 IQ. Think about that every time you see people squabbling like pigs over a feed trough when it comes to election time.


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Well well well. What do we have here then.




One of mine. I never did end up trying that peanut butter smoothie, but I did start having daily peanut butter sandwiches after that, and I actually quite like it now. At that time I was about 8.5 - 9 stone, but now I maintain around 11 stone.



What height are you?



6 foot.





Jesus Christ, you must've been like skeletor.



I was, I used to be able to use my pelvis as an arm rest. In retrospect, I guess I'd have been classed as moderately anorexic. I didn't have a distorted perception of my weight or anything though, I would just be so focused on whatever I was doing that I'd ignore feelings of hunger, and I'd eat the bare minimum to subdue it, or go to sleep without eating because I was too tired.



Well at least you're at a healthy weight now. Do you exercise at all?



Not really, the most I do is picking up and walking around with my nieces.



Did you lads know we got BLACKED this long ago?


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This is good. Even music Chad will like it.



>phrygian #6

I wasn't aware of this scale before, but now that I am, it's going straight into my book of banned scales. 5 whole tones in a row? Fucking disgusting, any man caught using that scale might as well shag a goat while he's at it.


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You can't just ban entire scales



Yes I can, and in fact I will also be throwing in lydian augmented, lydian dominant, locrian #2, and super locrian, which are all modes of melodic minor, just like phrygian #6. Mixolydian b6 and melodic minor itself get a pass as long as they're used tastefully.


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Any """doctor""" that performs gender reassignment surgery should be executed.


Would any of you lads fuck a pre op tranny if they were pretty much a 10/10 bar the penis?



Would you fuck a sheep if it was pretty much a 10/10 bar the sheepness?



I'm not Welsh



And we aren't tranny shaggers.



they're just girls with a bit extra ;)


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Morning lads


>tfw no dad and an overbearing mummy

Who here /raisedby4chan/ here?



Yes. I'm so thankful I found 4chan at a young age, even though I saw things children probably shouldn't. Before then my mother just had me watch television which was more traumatising than anything I saw on 4chan.


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For all my failings in life, at least I can take pleasure in the knowledge that I will never be a coffee fag.



Hypothetically yes, though in reality no because no Tranny could ever be passable enough.



In all fairness you probably lack the intellect and refinement required to truly appreciate a nice cup of coffee.


Lads I think we need a new thread. Shall we just use the one that spacker made a month too early?








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