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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

File: b1312292d16e8be⋯.gif (438.85 KB, 610x374, 305:187, Britfeel Christmas 2018.gif)

 No.69509

Christmas Edition

Thread #112

Old thread >>68804

What do you want for Christmas?

 No.69511

good OP lad. Was thinking of making a brand new christmassy one for us. Still might do.

What have you all been up to today? I was freezing all morning (Scotland) and then the heating kicked in and now I'm a fucking comatose vegetable stuck on my sofa.

At least the apprentice is on in a bit


 No.69512

>>69505

>>69506

Yeah this is rude tbh. In any case I assume the anon asking about deleting those threads is the mod so he can do it himself


 No.69513

File: 637aff20eef959a⋯.jpg (111.63 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1543806922895.jpg)

Merry YULE!


 No.69514

>>69505

Kek. It'll be me that does it, but as I'm not BO it'd be wrong for me to just start deleting threads because I felt like it (although I did recently delete a shitpost thread with a brittany venti OP pic after one of you lads reported it). I decided to give it a day just in case anyone that cared wasn't around to give their opinion.


 No.69515

>>69514

Thanks lad.


 No.69516

Dead thread


 No.69517

I keep having this dream where I'm slowly walking down the end of a long, dark, tunnel, at the end of which there's a dimly lit room with a bag of fresh, unopened whibblescromps. But every time I reach the end and put my hand out to touch it, the dream abruptly ends and I wake up.


 No.69518

>>69517

REEEEE ID RATHER PEOPLE DIDN'T POST AT ALL THAN POST THINGS LIKE THIS

REEE REE ROO ROO REEEEE


 No.69519

Pretty dead day, its gone so quickly too. Old job have their work Christmas do tonight and I've been invited but I get too drunk every time. Just gonna sit at home and get a few wanks in.


 No.69520

>>69518

What's your problem? Just because you're an admin doesn't mean you have the right to try to dictate what people talk about.


 No.69521

>>69520

That was obviously not one of my posts, and I can't believe you'd think for a second that it was. We have at least 4 different netherlads now, and whoever wrote that was obviously being facitious. Also Ron is the admin, I'm just a mod, or "board volunteer" if you want to use 8chan vernacular.


 No.69522

Anyone tried that Dominos burger pizza? The papa johns one was quite tasty so I'm tempted. Haven't had a pizza in quite some time.

>>69520

I'm shocked you thought that was a serious post


 No.69523

Can I please have a true and honest review of HVC HA-RX700 headphones?


 No.69524

>>69523

I can truthfully and honestly tell you I've never heard them.


 No.69525

>>69523

I have no idea but I can safely say never buy akg It's the worst headphone brand I've had, I've had 3 replacement pairsand they've all gone mono.

Due to that fact, I need a new pair of over ear or on ear headphones for under £75 if anyone has any recommendations. it's mainly for movies and video games if that matters.


 No.69526

>>69524

>pretends to know everything about music

>can't give me an in depth review of a specific brand of headphones bought in 2013 that possibly aren't even manufactured anymore


 No.69528

Lads, I had a pretend, plastic safe wen I was a kid, probably from about 2005. It had a little, digital turn dial and a password.

Somehow I knew the password for it, it's like it's burned into my brain. It's not the numbers that I remembered, but the ways I turn it. Left, Right, Left, Right, Right, Right, Left. Sometimes I actually scare myself with my own intelligence tbh.

I'm also quite surprised the battery is still working.


 No.69529

>>69528

That's procedural memory lad, it's unconscious and requires zero thought. It's the same type of memory that someone might use to tie their shoe laces even after many years of not wearing laced shoes, assuming they learnt how to in the first place. Myself, I can still recall the finger pattern for entering GTA cheats on PS2.

>I'm also quite surprised the battery is still working

The batteries have probably leaked by now, you should take them out or replace them before the corrosion destroys it for good.


 No.69530

What's your favourite Christmas movie lads?


 No.69531

Do you lads get cold sores?


 No.69532

>>69530

Can't say there's a Christmas film I really like, I'm not really a film lover in general.

>>69531

Never had one, I'm a pure lad.


 No.69533

There was a "poo detective" at work today. He was going around all day pretending to be a customer but was actually looking for poo. Apparently he was really good and found loads of them. I bet that's a fun job.


 No.69534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What a good remix.


 No.69535

>>69533

Sorry to hear that lad, how long are they shutting you down for?


 No.69536

>>69529

Fuck

L1 L2 R1 R2 left down up right left down down down San Andreas level 3 weapons


 No.69538

What's Santa bringing everyone this year then.


 No.69539

>>69538

Didn't ask him for anything as usual.


 No.69540

>>69538

A gf.


 No.69541

>>69539

Fuck off buzzkill


 No.69542

File: f77aa694b7fd3e5⋯.jpg (307.3 KB, 1075x805, 215:161, when you see itt.jpg)

kek


 No.69543

>>69542

I don't see anything


 No.69544

File: f229998668754a0⋯.jpg (12.93 KB, 165x197, 165:197, cheeky lad.jpg)


 No.69545

>>69544

Thought it was the tranny fifth from the right.


 No.69546

>>69544

who is that?


 No.69547

Soundgarden were a fantastic band.


 No.69548

File: ba685bf31f8552f⋯.jpg (174.22 KB, 1017x968, 1017:968, BIGGU WHITU COCKU.jpg)

If all else fails lads, just find a wife in Asia.


 No.69549

>>69541

You'll be on the naughty list for that rudeness.


 No.69550

Anyone have a Japanese style futon? Considering it since I find mattresses too soft and I have a problem where I usually end up sleeping on my front.


 No.69551

>>69550

No, but I do just sleep on a mattress on the floor.


 No.69552

WHO HERE LIKES POO THEN


 No.69553

>>69552

Ahem. I'd just like to apologise for that little outburst. I don't know what came over me.


 No.69554

>>69553

The same thing that comes over you every time you make your daily shitposts.


 No.69555

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

YouTube Rewind 2018: Everyone Controls Rewind | #YouTubeRewind


 No.69556

File: 3cba5f66a6cf6ac⋯.jpeg (144.07 KB, 1361x851, 1361:851, guildfeel.jpeg)

Any decent WoW private servers out?

anyone interested in playing on one?


 No.69557

Asda's pineapple juice is really good. I can't remember if someone posted about this before, but as I was walking past it today I just felt compelled to buy some. I'd started drinking orange juice lately but it's too harshly acidic on my mouth on stomach, but this stuff goes down like a charm.


 No.69558

I found £20 at work today. I hung around for a bit to try and spot any customers looking for something, but I didn't, so unfortunately I have to keep it.


 No.69559

>>69557

I posted a couple of years ago about the Pineapple and Coconut juice they used to do which was absolute perfection, unfortunately they stopped doing it.

Their pineapple juice is very good though, I get a few cartons of it every week.


 No.69560

>>69558

It's a hard life.


 No.69561

I really hate royal mail. I just wish parcel couriers were cheaper. I've sent items accidentally 10x over the weight with parcelforce, but with the AutistMail they refused to take my 1800g stamped parcel because it was actually 1910g. So I had to stand there like a prat pulling bits of cardboard off the box until it was lighter.


 No.69562

>>69556

pls respond


 No.69563

File: 88740c200384877⋯.jpg (783.55 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, womper.jpg)

>>69556

>>69562

I've got a 24 undead priest on Light's Hope which I've been leveling very slowly. There are loads of chinks, but it's high pop and stable, which is about the best you can hope for.


 No.69564

File: ae6c9c2826c50f1⋯.jpeg (11.37 KB, 239x211, 239:211, images.jpeg)

>>69559

>Pineapple and Coconut juice

Ah I remember this, I actually bought some on your recommendation

>a couple of years ago

Wait…


 No.69565

File: ad2c90ccc7446e6⋯.jpg (37.85 KB, 728x481, 56:37, bf1.jpg)

>>69564

Britfeel on halfchan started in 2014 lad. We've been together for some time now.


 No.69566

File: dea99739f2022b0⋯.jpg (2.75 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, DSC_0010.JPG)

>>69564

Actually you're right, I just checked and I still have the photo I posted back then. It was in May last year, so a year and 7 months ago.


 No.69567

>>69563

Pls don't be a vanilla server.


 No.69568

When achievements came out in WoW, there was one for killing all the kings the opposing faction in their city. The reward was a black bear that you could ride. I used to organize raids to do it about once a month for random people on the server and the whole thing took forever to do.

One unfortunate soul disconnected on the last of the 4 bosses and only reconnected after he died, meaning he missed out on the achievement. He started PMing me, begging me to arrange a group for 1 and only 1 boss and told me about how he was literally crying irl. Definitely one of the most pathetic things I've seen in the game. apart from the kid who had an different character that he pretended was his IRL girlfriend


 No.69569

Someone S T R E A M.


 No.69570

Can anyone give me a microphone recommendation? A cheap one.


 No.69571

>>69570

No one gave me any headphone recommendations… so fuck off


 No.69572

>>69568

Every couple of weeks in Wrath I would make OS25 3 drake pugs, which for anyone who doesn't know, would drop a black drake flying mount. Before the boss died I would set ML and make everyone bid for it. I made thousands of gold, and my server was so massive that after a few weeks I'd be able to get a bunch of fresh people who had no idea who I was.


 No.69573

>>69572

>OS25 3 drake

>pug

Sure ya did, kid


 No.69574

>>69573

It was towards the end of Wrath. I always had a couple of well-geared guildies with me but the rest were pugged.


 No.69575

>>69574

At the end of wrath, the average pug was getting to Deathbringer Saurfang ICC10/25 (usually 10), ONLY because of buff. And XT-002 in ulduar (usually skipping ignis and razorscale and after 600,000 wipes on tanks. I'm finding it hard to believe that you coordinated 22 people through a very difficult encounter.


 No.69576

>>69575

I don't remember the fight too well because it was ages ago but I guarantee you I used to do this. Wasn't it just a pure dps fight? I remember just burning the h*ck out of it. In fact, some of it is coming back to me now. Towards the end loads of people would die but we'd manage to down it because or dps was just that good.


 No.69577

>>69570

Going to need more information than that lad. How much, and what for?


 No.69578

I want to play Wrath of the Lich King


 No.69579

>>69577

Voice chats. I want something in the cheap range.


 No.69580

>>69579

Buy a shitty gamer headset in that case, you don't need recommendations for that.


 No.69581

>>69580

I don't know how shit shitty mics are though. I used to have a terrible one and it was difficult to hear my voice.


 No.69582


 No.69583

>>69581

Well, as far as my opinion goes, I think all non-broadcasting headset mics sound awful, including the one above. Almost any standalone microphone worth over £30 will surpass it in fidelity, and anything over £100 will sound great.


 No.69584

>>69582

Fuck off spiceboy


 No.69585

I'm sad.


 No.69586

>>69585

Good, fuck you.


 No.69587

File: d99803eb6a41200⋯.jpg (62.3 KB, 949x1024, 949:1024, 1533710295598.jpg)


 No.69588

>>69585

What's up anon? Ignore the spacker


 No.69589

I'm organising my images into folders, I have ~1700. How many do you lads have?


 No.69590

File: 8c01b2d03528f09⋯.png (2.64 KB, 242x80, 121:40, Untitled.png)

>>69589

A few.


 No.69591

>>69590

w-wew, how are your folders organised?


 No.69592

>>69591

I put images into specialised folders, and I put the specialised folders inside more generalised folders. So I end up with something like "../My Pictures/imageboards/britfeel/deano/1452531831546.png". Is that not what you do?


 No.69593

>>69592

My folders are loosely based on boards. Although it's a bit of maze and my folders are named nonsense like 'hmm' and '0'. I have to navigate from memory.


 No.69594

>>69588

I heard a kid call his friend a spacker a wile ago because he accidentally sprayed fizzy pop all over both of them. I was a bit shocked because I hadn't heard that word used in about a decade.

Glad kids are still saying it.


 No.69595

File: 08799b83bc7e6c3⋯.png (55.11 KB, 882x386, 441:193, Untitled.png)

They're on to (((them))) lads.


 No.69596

File: 471d7a5bc2f0a7d⋯.jpg (66.43 KB, 1006x331, 1006:331, pj.jpg)

This has to be the laziest fucking pajeet scam email I've ever had.

Honestly thinking about sending them a complaint about this lack of effort.


 No.69597

>>69596

Can't wait for PewDiePie to gas these vermin.


 No.69598

I've been watching massage videos on youtube and it looks very relaxing, but I'd be too embarrassed to actually go for a massage anywhere because I have a hairy back.


 No.69599

>>69598

They see hairy backs all the time you absolute mincer.


 No.69600

File: 87dc42cd79fcd3a⋯.jpg (798.65 KB, 1908x1654, 954:827, wise autist.jpg)

He's right isn't he lads? They're bullying him but he's right.


 No.69601

>>69600

There are pieces of truth in there, but it's burried amongst MGTOW retardation and unfettered autism.


 No.69602

>>69600

Him being a shut-in doesn't necessarily mean he's making up what he's saying, but it does strongly suggest so. At the very least he's probably massively overexaggerating his """"research"""" and basing most of his conclusions on a few anecdotes of his own.

Still, /fit/ is a board full of wannabe Chads, what the fuck else was he expecting posting shit like that there?


 No.69603

>>69600

All he claimed was that he'd be a great boyfriend and that women don't tell the truth about what they want followed by a wall of peak autism.


 No.69604

>>69600

The classic 'how do you know what the weather is like if you never go outside'.


 No.69605

Lads, what was the worst day of your life?


 No.69606

>>69605

Can't say there's any one day in particular that stands out to me as being the worst. I've had plenty of rough periods, but the misery has never been exclusive to a single day, it lingers and festers.


 No.69607

>>69605

When my dad died probably.


 No.69608

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Goodnight lads.


 No.69609

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Isn't this a bit irreverent? Regardless, it's funky as heck.


 No.69610

SKIMMED MILK IS DOGSHIT ANY I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!!


 No.69611

>>69610

It's practically water, I hate it.


 No.69612

>>69610

>>69611

I'm with you on this one. I'd be in favour of permanently banning anyone brave enough to admit drinking it.


 No.69613

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is just my kind of music. Does our highly venerated philosopher DJ have any recommendations for similar tracks?


 No.69614

>>69613

Try myspace about 12 years ago, there was a lot of similar sounding "babby's first attempts at dance music" on there.


 No.69615

File: 23b6e47b5fa5827⋯.jpg (3.38 MB, 2800x1946, 200:139, bigstock-portrait-of-young….jpg)


 No.69616

>>69612

>>69611

I've never felt close to you lads


 No.69617

>>69611

>>69610

>>69612

Whole milk is for stunted adults who still get comfort from Mummy's breast milk. Whole milk drinkers are almost always developmentally stunted. I literally have more respect for people who drink Soy.


 No.69618

>>69617

This is a very low-effort shitpost, as expected from a skimmed milk drinker.


 No.69619

>>69616

*felt so close


 No.69620

>>69618

I am a proud non milk drinker.


 No.69621

>>69620

This is a whites-only board.


 No.69622

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What the FUCK is this?


 No.69623

What are you all up to this evening? I'm making some supper then I'll be off to bed for work in the morning.

On a side note, how many NEETs are left here?


 No.69624

>>69623

NEET reporting in, I'm eating my dinner.


 No.69625

File: b138436b857a8a9⋯.jpg (70.29 KB, 917x376, 917:376, musicladbtfo.jpg)


 No.69626

SEMI-SKIMMED MASTER RACE


 No.69627


 No.69628

>>69625

/brit/'s opinion on anything is utterly worthless at best, but I think it's funny how even they found it boring, and implied you'd have to be on drugs to enjoy it. I didn't go that far, I only said that it sounded like an amateur production from a decade ago, which it does.


 No.69629

Why do I have so many nightmares about plane crashes? Not being in a plane, but witnessing it from the ground and usually feeling a sense of terror as I watch it stall and plummet towards the ground, sometimes trying to run away because it feels like its coming towards me.


 No.69630

File: 32c1b81557ef7b4⋯.jpg (337.91 KB, 600x682, 300:341, 32c1b81557ef7b48694d72d4f4….jpg)

>>69623

I'm a NEET. Time for bed.

>tfw never see the sun anymore


 No.69631

Just replaced the leaky tap valves in the bathroom on my own, feels good to be a handy lad.


 No.69632

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>MGTOWs

I don't have a reaction image for this


 No.69633

>fall for the trad asian housewife meme

>don't even get an attractive one


 No.69634

>>69632

When will race-mixing beta bucks retards learn?


 No.69635

>>69632

>Orders a mail order bride and lets her walk all over him.

He doesn't deserve to be happy, he's brought this on himself.


 No.69636

I've fallen in love, lads.


 No.69637

Antiperspirant or deodorant?


 No.69638

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>69632

This channel is a treasure trove


 No.69639

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>This is a quick look at the female mindset, she lays on the bed watching her vids I take care echo being ignored, don't interrupt her that's called abuse

Best one yet. Crying here lads.


 No.69640

>>69639

<you don't touch me, and that was before we were fucking married, you still didn't touch me

<this is my marriage, you ignoring me, period, that's it, begging for your sex, begging for your attention, begging for you to say anything that would be a little bit of kindness to your husband

There's just no helping some people, Jesus fucking Christ. Women around the world get a bad rap because of cucks like him practically begging to be trodden on, and then the absolute betas have the audacity to be surprised when the woman dominates the relationship in his stead, complete with all the chaos, dysfunction, and misery that matriarch-lead relationships invariably come with.


 No.69641

>>69637

Both are a meme


 No.69642

>>69640

>HURR DURR MAYBE IF I MARRY HER SHE'LL START BANGING ME

What was he thinking?

In another video he complained that when he sells masks on ebay the money goes straight into her bank account, as if he's powerless to change that.


 No.69643

>>69642

I think she's actually doing him a favour by not having sex with him, I don't believe he has the required mental development to give consent.


 No.69644

File: bdf4e30c4cd4e0e⋯.jpg (143.8 KB, 939x913, 939:913, progresstbh.jpg)

Two and a half years lifting now


 No.69645

>>69641

If you're a fag who literally sits in the same spot for 10-16 hours a day, sure.


 No.69646

>>69644

Nice.


 No.69647

File: f724837f95fe920⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1080x1292, 270:323, 1544819952248.png)

None of you lads would live in such an unacceptable environment, right?


 No.69648

>>69647

Probably not, no.


 No.69649

Hit my head today pretty bad. How do I know if I have brain damage?

Am I dying?


 No.69650

>>69649

Would you wrap a matress around yourself before jumping out of a burning building? if not, congratulations you aren't as brain damaged as I apparently am.


 No.69651

>>69650

I fell down a hill and hit my head on the cold, wintry earth.


 No.69652

>>69647

No, if the entire wall and floor space of the room isn't occupied by various equipment and knick-knacks, with cable spaghetti running through it all, then I simply don't feel at home.

>>69649

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/concussion/


 No.69653

>>69649

Maybe, ifj as,)) 5548adrv gwx4dva

Ocecfwisdze deif not you're probably fine


 No.69654

>a headache that doesn't go away or isn't relieved with painkillers

>dizziness

>feeling sick or vomiting

Hard to tell tbh, I think I have all of that but maybe placebo as the symptoms only started after I started overthinking it.

>memory loss – you may not remember what happened before or after the injury

Nah, I distinctly remember falling.

>clumsiness or trouble with balance

Hard to tell, my knee hurts too much to walk properly.

>unusual behaviour – you may become irritated easily or have sudden mood swings

hmmmmm


 No.69655

>>69647

Nah, you wouldn't catch me with a setup like that. I'd have a desk in the corner with a PC and a nice office chair.

I'd have zero issue living with that little stuff in my place though.


 No.69656

>>69644

got a before picture?


 No.69657

>>69656

No but I was very skinny and twink-like.


 No.69658

>>69645

As you will sweat all over your body it is futile to apply something to block or mask the scent of your sweat to only a small part of it.


 No.69659

>>69658

Anti antiperspirants aren't perfumes, the purpose of them is to block sweat ducts in your armpits, not "mask the scent of your sweat".

And you sweat a lot more from your armpits than most places on your body.


 No.69660

>>69658

I bet this anon absolutely stinks and doesn't realise it


 No.69661

>>69658

BO KING


 No.69662

File: d70e3186a790134⋯.png (5.71 KB, 604x608, 151:152, wojak point.png)

>smelly buggers ITT


 No.69663

I'm thankful to have posted alongside you lads over the years. I hope you all have a good Christmas.


 No.69664

>>69663

Merry Christmas to you too lad, you off somewhere?


 No.69665

>>69660

The smell means people don't enter my room unless they absolutely have too, explain the downside to this.


 No.69666

I had a dream where I strangled a woman and I enjoyed it.


 No.69667

>>69666

A lot of women enjoy being strangled, don't let your dreams be dreams.


 No.69668

File: dde6c9970ae3125⋯.jpg (30.04 KB, 290x275, 58:55, 1462287097836.jpg)

>when she looks deep into your eyes during sex and says "I love you"

Anyone know this feel? I don't but have been told it's quite nice.


 No.69669

>>69668

Where do you think you are?


 No.69670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Absolutely incredible. Sublime. One of the greatest tracks I've heard all year.


 No.69671

Have you done all your Christmas shopping then lads?


 No.69672

>>69671

I need to buy my mum a box of lindt chocolates, and some organiser pages. Still waiting on the charm for her bracelet to come in the mail, it's due tomorrow.


 No.69673

The water pressure in my house is absolutely pitiful.


 No.69674

>>69673

I know that feel.


 No.69675

>>69673

Same here


 No.69676

File: 1c2a762cc70e91e⋯.png (213.08 KB, 600x887, 600:887, 1359760778655.png)


 No.69677

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MY TOOTH HURTS SO FUCKING BAD

IT FEELS LIKE MY JAW IS BEING PUSHED OFF MY FACE

IT FEELS LIKE THERES AN INSECT EATING THE BACK OF MY RIGHT EYE


 No.69678

>>69677

And now it's gone.


 No.69679

How can I be less sensitive?


 No.69680

>>69679

Sensitive in what way?


 No.69681

>>69680

Sometimes when people try to banter me I take it personally, but on reflection I'll realise that they didn't mean anything by it. But even though I can acknowledge this, in the moment, it can still effect my mood.


 No.69682

Anyone want to play on Netherwing, the upcoming TBC private server?


 No.69683

>>69681

Meditating for a couple of minutes is a good idea whenever you notice irrational anger and stress brewing, and a conscious effort to react differently in those situations will change your results.

Taking trivial things personally can also mean there's an underlying insecurity or low self-esteem, causing your mind's defence mechanisms to go into overdrive when it really needn't. Reframing and self-acceptance will help here, for example, realising that you can't assume that you're infallible when it comes to interpreting other people's meanings and intentions, and that you don't need to rely on external factors like other people's opinions in order to boost your self-esteem or be accepted.


 No.69684

Do you lads think it would be immoral, hypothetically speaking, to suck a girl's toes, provided it was in the context of a healthy loving relationship?


 No.69685

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>69682

Come on, isnt even 1 person going to get hyped up with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K01ZT8TmHUw


 No.69686

>>69685

I'm not interested, guildfeel 1.0 was enough WoW for one lifetime.


 No.69687

What is the best county and why is it Lincolnshire?


 No.69688

>>69687

I haven't visited enough counties to claim a favourite, but I'm quite alright being anywhere as long as I'm outside of shithole towns and cities.


 No.69689

File: 1c27bd4f02035b8⋯.jpg (102.17 KB, 900x486, 50:27, holy-island-northumberland….jpg)

File: c9134bc8302ec74⋯.jpg (45.18 KB, 600x368, 75:46, 1461233961-68e458f8a55c14a….jpg)

File: 66b552c049d1f18⋯.jpg (190.99 KB, 1400x595, 40:17, Hadrians-Wall-DT-1400x595.jpg)

File: 726126aca57daa6⋯.jpg (110.14 KB, 1040x500, 52:25, about_forest1-1040x500.jpg)

>>69687

Northumberland

Best Scenery, very few niggynogs, best castles and historic sites and most importantly, extremely cheap property.


 No.69690

>>69689

>extremely cheap property

How much for the one on the cliff?


 No.69691

>>69687

Brecknockshire


 No.69692

>>69690

Same price as a 4 bedroom house in West London.


 No.69693

>>69692

I just looked up some prices, you weren't kidding. They both seem to average around 1 million pounds, but almost all the castles are bellow 2 mil, while a lot of the 4 bedroom west london houses are around 7 - 8 mil.


 No.69694

File: 1c1dd19bf55c579⋯.jpg (40.22 KB, 288x492, 24:41, 1445551938031.jpg)

>>69689

>the norf


 No.69695

>>69686

Come on.


 No.69696

File: ccf2f37249a369e⋯.jpg (105.25 KB, 1280x1036, 320:259, negative stuff.jpg)

Do you lads do any of these.


 No.69697

File: 02c7f329d6f5511⋯.jpg (325.48 KB, 1647x923, 1647:923, top shoes.jpg)

I have just bought some new shoes from Lidl.


 No.69698

>>69697

Those glowy bits are brown in real life and not that taccy-looking gold.


 No.69699

>>69697

We've got our very own britfeel "the dress"

ARE THEY GREEN AND GOLD OR BLACK AND BROWN?


 No.69700

>>69699

They are a prime example of when not to use your camera's auto mode, just like "the dress".


 No.69701

>tfw getting all HYPED UP for netherwing

>tfw nobody joining my excitement


 No.69702

>>69701

Right then. I'm up for it. I'm going to need the quick rundown.


 No.69703

>>69702

Blizzlike Burning Crusade private server, due for release on the 4th of January. Open Beta has been out for a few months.

Competent dev team that have been very active with the community. It's being released shortly after an overhyped server failed, so will likely take a lot of the population from that server.


 No.69704

>>69703

Sounds good, I'm a bit bored of vanilla actually. Is gummy involved?


 No.69705

I'm considering quitting all imageboards except this one. Do you ˡᵃᵈˢ browse any others?


 No.69706

File: c5b6b38307602a9⋯.jpg (989.42 KB, 2600x4000, 13:20, yoshimitsu.jpg)

I wish he was my dad.


 No.69707

>>69704

Burning crusade is MUCH better than vanilla.

And what do you mean by gummy?

>>69705

No. Huge waste of time.


 No.69708

>>69707

Isn't WoW a huge waste of time?


 No.69709

>>69705

I rarely post anywhere else, I browse other boards but none specifically or regularly.


 No.69710

Lads, are mecanical keyboards a meme? I've always had expensive mechanical keyboards and now that this one has broke I can't be fucked to spend lots of money on a keyboard.

>>69708

No.


 No.69711

>>69710

Whenever I see someone talking about muh clicky keys I assume they have autism. I prefer thin membrane keyboards with flat keys.


 No.69712

File: 4d6b86de451ef20⋯.jpg (101.32 KB, 1066x600, 533:300, tiresome.jpg)

>two Scandinavian women beheaded in Morocco

>there's a video


 No.69713

>>69712

They were major pro-diversity multiculti whores too. I pity them.


 No.69714

Do I continue to hide my manga from mummy or put it on my bookshelf? She is sure to see it there and I don't think she'll understand my taiwanese cartoon girls but I'm in my twenties god damn it can't a grown boy have a bit of comfort in this shitworld.


 No.69715

>>69714

You don't sound like you're in your twenties to me.


 No.69716

>>69711

>not bringing your extra loud 62 key, mechanical keyboard with blank keys into your office every day


 No.69717

>>69707

>>69704

Reply to me u fuck


 No.69718

*delivers great customer service*

Thank you for shopping at Asda sir. Have a great Christmas.


 No.69719

>>69717

Gummy is a crippled autist who has hosted several TBC private servers in the past. The only reason I ask is because everything he hosts ends up getting taken down.


 No.69720

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fantastic.


 No.69721

>>69718

>*intentionally spills 2 litres of milk all over the floor.*

Clean that up.


 No.69722

>>69719

I've never heard gummy mentioned before so I assume not.

Are you hyped yet?


 No.69723

>>69722

I don't get hyped for private servers anymore, I have known too much disappointment.


 No.69724

>>69696

Yeah, literally all of them. Is this some sort of joke?


 No.69725

>>69723

Well turn that frown upside down you grumpy Guss because this server is going to be the best because burning crusade is the best.

Now get HYPED.


 No.69726

*shits pants*

Well. What are you gonna do about it.


 No.69727

>making my evening shake in the blender

>add oats, whey powder, banana, peanut butter, and milk

>as I start to drink it realise the milk has gone rancid

>keep gulping because fuck wasting all those ingredients

>get it down in one go

I have ascended.


 No.69728

>>69727

Silly cunt.


 No.69729

>>69727

Stupid fuck.


 No.69730

>>69727

top lad


 No.69731

>>69727

Salacious Crumb.


 No.69732

There's been a police car sitting outside my neighbour's house (the one with the unruly daughter) the last few days, and they're in there right now.


 No.69733

>>69732

Alright scratch that, they just came back to the car from the opposite direction, must have been in my sketchy white-van-man neighbour's house. I'm pretty sure he's a drug dealer, so it's not a surprise.


 No.69734

>>69723

Seriously though, mate. Are you actually going to play?


 No.69735

What's the plan for this evening then? I'll be tidying up my flat, wrapping my last few presents, then going to the gym to try and set a new overhead press personal best.


 No.69736

>>69734

Most likely. Do you use discord?


 No.69737

>>69736

I have discord but I don't think I've ever used it


 No.69738

>>69736

So what class/race are you rolling?

I was thinking about Orc or Tauren Warrior and going Prot at lvl 70. Maybe resto druid or elemental shaman, leaning more towards shaman..

Definitely not interested in going DPS.


 No.69739

File: 0a0d15544e23b17⋯.png (38.76 KB, 632x525, 632:525, 228d85e63e16c4f300a5365009….png)


 No.69740

>>69739

Is that guy wearing a pussy hat?


 No.69741

File: e34bd63ca7a201c⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 1895x2532, 1895:2532, 1545590553478.jpg)

This happened, lads.


 No.69742

>>69741

>an empty couch, some splashed paint, and a fire extinguisher

wow


 No.69743

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fantastic. A lot of vanilla music makes me feel comfy even though I don't enjoy playing it much anymore.


 No.69744

>>69742

No Anon, you dont understand, there's something round poking out from underneath the blankets.


 No.69745

>>69741

>>69744

Honestly, I don't care. I just don't care.


 No.69746

>>69743

Are you the guy who might be playing netherwing?


 No.69747

>>69746

Yes. To answer your earlier question, I don't know yet. I take it you want to play Horde then? That would be fine by me, I've always thought Alliance is for queers anyway.


 No.69748

>>69747

I'm fine playing either to be honest, what would you prefer?


 No.69749

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be an asian piano chad


 No.69750

>>69748

I like Horde the best. I might play elemental shaman because I've always liked glass cannon builds, and male draenei are disgusting.


 No.69751

>>69750

Shamans are quite fun. Was enhancement useless in tbc?

I'm set on warrior. I prefer the way orcs look but tauren do get that 5% stam boost.


 No.69752

File: 0473a0cd16ebd2c⋯.png (147.57 KB, 337x337, 1:1, memoriesofakiss.png)

Has anyone listened to any of his Milleniyule hangouts? Do you listen to political stuff online anymore? I haven't been interested in any of it for at least a year now.


 No.69753

>>69752

I listen to FTN, Strike & Mike, and The People's Square regularly.

I watched his Milleniyule with Mike Enoch, it was decent.


 No.69754

I was excited at first to have over 2 weeks off work at Christmas but now I'm wondering what I'm going to do all day. It's been 2 days and now I'm bored.

How the fuck did I cope with unemployment?


 No.69755

File: 4e2f5713220bd3e⋯.jpg (263.54 KB, 1649x923, 1649:923, the asda sip.jpg)

>that first sip of the day

There's nothing quite like it.


 No.69756

>>69754

Develop your hobbies more and set schedules for each day so you don't end up wasting it all.


 No.69757

>>69755

That stuff used to be amazing, but they changed the formula and now it tastes pretty bland.

I think they cut down on the amount of peach juice they used.


 No.69758

>>69752

No, it's all the same shit I've heard for years and it's usually hosted by a faggot or a Jew or both.


 No.69759

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This was a good stream


 No.69760

I almost passed out while deadlifting lads. It was surprisingly a good feel.

>>69758

>same shit I've heard for years

This is why I don't follow any of it anymore.


 No.69761

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lads why are Finns so alpha?

>ywn be Finnish


 No.69762

File: d4d9947ef8253dd⋯.jpg (41.92 KB, 599x823, 599:823, d4d9947ef8253dd3f99a827da1….jpg)

There's nothing like baiting kikes in the comments of Israeli news channels.


 No.69763

>don't have amazon prime

>always select free delivery because I dont mind waiting

>nearly always comes next day anyway

My new keyboard arrived. A cheap one with superultra gamer backlights. It feels nearly exactly the same as a mechanical keyboard which I've wasted so much money on. Even if they regularly break, I'd have to go through over 1 keyboard every year for the next 10 years to make it worth the money in durability.


 No.69764

>>69763

>durability

Didn't your last one break? And what happened to the ones you had before that?

My rubber dome keyboard is now 7 years old, and still works perfectly.


 No.69765

>>69764

The one I just replaced suddenly stopped working, most of the keys would either be unresponsive or it would input 3 times instead of just once.

The one before that one was massively damaged after I spilled a drink on it.

The one before that was an absolutely dreadful wireless keyboard that would go through about 2 AA batteries every month.


 No.69766

>>69763

Mechanical keyboards are less reliable.


 No.69767

>2004

>In the USA on holiday, eating in a restaurant

>Mum mentions its my birthday to one of the waitstaff

>get a bit embarrassed as they wish me a happy birthday and ask for my name but no big deal

>finish meal, waiting for desert

>line of waitstaff walks out the kitchen in some kind of conga line, one at the front holding a giant chocolate cake in the shape of a volcano with sparklers on top

>all wait staff chanting "VOOOOOOOOLCAAAAAAAANOOOOO" over and over

>they're walking towards me, ah shit

>they put the cake on the table, pretty much everyone in the restaurant staring at me

>the loudmouth whore who was leading the cake line announces as loudly as possible that it's my birthday to everyone

>heart sinks into my stomach the moment I hear the first syllable of the happy birthday song

>all the fat fucks immediately join in on the public singing, 50+ people staring directly at me and singing happy birthday

>feel so humiliated I can barely move, just wished I was anywhere in the world but there

>think it's over but then "HIP HIP HOOORAAAAAAAY"

>want to die

Definitely my most traumatic childhood memory.


 No.69768

File: ab76ce27e8117b5⋯.jpg (8.66 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 74576874327598.jpg)


 No.69769

I'm off to bed, lads.

Hope you all have a merry Christmas.


 No.69770

>>69769

Goodnight lad, sleep well.


 No.69771

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.69772

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

kek, seeing car crashes in supermarket car parks makes me miss retail a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPvhoeFqWWs


 No.69773

Merry Christmas, hope Santa's been good to you all.


 No.69774

Merry Christmas lads.


 No.69775

>>69773

>>69774

Merry Christmas lads, I've only just gotten up so I've not opened anything yet.


 No.69776

File: 86536f6086d6af9⋯.png (63.22 KB, 467x523, 467:523, vortifeel.png)

Merry Christmas my friends.


 No.69777

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Merry christmas ladm8s hope you're all having fun getting pissed with your mum


 No.69778

I'm glad that ironically saying "crimbo" and "crippaz" doesn't happen anymore.


 No.69779

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>69778

>crimbo

You just reminded me of this, and I really wish you hadn't.


 No.69780

>>69779

What did Craig David do to ever deserve this mockery?


 No.69781

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>69780

No idea, but I thought it was great at the time, we used to mimick all the characters at school constantly when I was about 11. Earlier this year I watched a few bits to see how it held up, most of it was painfully unfunny, but the bear segments still crack me up.


 No.69782

>>69781

>the bear segments still crack me up.

Utter pleb


 No.69783

>>69777

>>69779

>>69781

The only thing this country deserves is a nuclear holocaust.


 No.69784

>>69781

I miss this sort of fun, people don't seem to have it anymore.


 No.69785

>>69782

Bummer spotted.

>>69784

I agree. It's only when you go back to things like this that you realise how much things have changed for the worse regarding PC enforcement. There are very few comedy-oriented shows made prior to the 2010s that would be allowed on telly today without substantial edits, or just getting outright banned from broadcast. It's ironic really, because a lot of the people working in comedy and TV between 10 and 30 years ago, were the same people that ragged on the comedians of the 70s for being too racist and sexist.


 No.69786

>>69785

>he watches TV


 No.69787

>>69786

I stopped watching british telly for good in 2008, unlike many on this board who were unironically still watching it in 2015.


 No.69788

Quite enjoying Elite Dangerous lads.


 No.69789

I absolutely despised the horribly dry British comedy sitcoms of the 70s and 80s.


 No.69790

>>69789

The only one I can think of off the top of my head that I really couldn't stand was The Good Life, other than that I've enjoyed quite a few from that era.


 No.69791

Pretty hyped up for netherwing, lads. Definitely decided on a Orc Warrior.

I'll stop mentioning it all the time now since it might be bordering on spam, but I'll ask once more -

Is absolutely anyone else interested in playing?

>>69790

There's hundreds of them from that era that you've probably forgot that were absolutely terrible. A bunch would include

>George and Mildred

>Robin's Nest

>Auf Wiedersehen Pet

>The Likely Lads

>Love Thy Neighbor

>Only Fools and Horses

>On the Busses

>Bless This House


 No.69792

>>69791

Only fools had some good episodes

, 90% were shit mind.


 No.69793

>>69791

Eh, depends on your tastes. I never found Auf Wiedersehen Pet funny, but I think Only Fools and Horses still holds up, and On the Busses was funny but it gets old quick. The rest I could take or leave, but I think they still have a charm to them. I notice there's quite a few classics missing from your list as well, like Dad's Army, Fawlty Towers, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, Porridge, Blackadder, and Red Dwarf (peaked in the early 90s to be fair).


 No.69794

>>69793

Because I listed sitcoms from that era that I think are shit, not the actual good ones. Also, Blackadder and Red Dwarf are a completely different decade and Some Mothers do Ave Em and Porridge are SO FUCKING BAD.

My favorite is probably Steptoe and Son.


 No.69795

>>69794

Actually, most of Steptoe and Son was in the 60s.

Sorry lads but the 1970s were just shit.


 No.69796

>>69794

Well, I assumed from "horribly dry British comedy sitcoms of the 70s and 80s" that you meant all british comedy sitcoms of the 70s and 80s. Also Blackadder aired entirely in the 80s, and the first 3 series of Red Dwarf were between '88 and '89, so they count.

>Some Mothers do Ave Em and Porridge are SO FUCKING BAD

Nah, they're great.


 No.69797

>>69796

I didn't mean to say 80s.


 No.69798

>>69796

I think porridge is a bit dry but still enjoyable, I haven't watched some mothers do ave 'em in years but I still imagine I'd find that camp faggots anntics funny still.


 No.69799

>>69797

You did though, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned Auf Wiedersehen Pet or Only Fools and Horses, both started in the early 80s.

>>69798

I rewatched Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em in it's entirety about 2 years ago, and one thing I found funny, besides the show itself, is how by today's standards Frank Spencer wouldn't even be considered "unmanly" like he gets taken the piss out of for in the show. He's always actively looking for work, he does loads of hands-on jobs (before getting fired), he does loads of DIY around the house (poorly, but he makes the effort), he's married to a tradfem sweetheart, he's the head of his household, and he even knocks his wife up.


 No.69800

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone remember this video from about 2006? At the time it was just titled "guitar" and was one of the most popular videos at the time. It was the reason I begged my parents to buy me a guitar.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xjJXT0C0X4


 No.69801

>>69799

Well I made a mistake.


 No.69802

>>69800

I do, at that time if a video had a certain amount of views or high enough rating then virtually everyone on the site would have seen it. I got an electric guitar with my birthday money two months before this video, so it would have been very relevant to my interests.


 No.69803

>>69802

My parents refused to get me a guitar because they claimed I'd get bored of it but I eventually bought a cheap one with my birthday money. I played it until one of the tuning pegs broke and then bought a bass guitar with money from my first job and finally sold it about 2 years ago which I massively regret.

I remember this video at the time and being obsessed with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAj5LiXG5w

I just checked his channel and it's weird to see him as a fully grown man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvgrzYBJ3U0


 No.69804

>>69803

Damn, I remember this one as well. Honestly I have no idea how it's possible to get that good at the guitar at that age, apparently he was 15 at the time.

I too got myself a bass guitar after the electric guitar, but I had about as much luck with playing it as I did the guitar, which is to say I didn't learn to play much at all. To be fair, I didn't like rock or metal at all, nor did I aspire to be in a band, I was more interested in making house music on my computer. I wanted to use real instruments to add some funkiness to my music, but I just couldn't play them well enough to do what I wanted. They've mostly been sitting idle ever since, along with the classical guitar, the bongos, the latin percussion set, the djembes, and the glockenspiel.


 No.69805

>>69783

What makes you sat that lad? Just a bit of Andrew innit


 No.69806

Not sure if I should get a new mattress. My current one is about 12 years old and gross.


 No.69807

>>69806

I'd say it's time for an upgrade tbh.

How does it support you when you sleep?


 No.69808

>>69807

Fine, but I have absolutely no problem sleeping. Doesn't stop it from being any more gross though.

Been looking at mattresses and some of the prices are crazy for ones that aren't shitty. The best I've found (that is less than the price of a used car) is an Ikea one for about $190.


 No.69809


 No.69810

Ferrero Rocher are the alpha male's choice.


 No.69811

>>69810

They're completely overpriced for what you're actually getting.

It's just chocolate spread inside a chocolate coated wafer. How can they justify the price when that's all it is?


 No.69812

I fractured my penis on Christmas eve and had an operation on Christmas day, now I'll have a catheter in until next Tuesday. How are you all doing?


 No.69813


 No.69814

File: b19b1c063b50e5e⋯.png (1.29 MB, 800x1157, 800:1157, 1536073956.png)

>>69812

>I fractured my penis


 No.69815

Speaking of penis injuries, last week I had an erection at my computer desk and wasn't really thinking about it. I tucked in my chair closer but bumped my penis right into the desk and it hurt like hell.


 No.69816

>>69813

>>69814

[Spoiler]Having sex with my gf[spoiler]


 No.69817

Speaking of penis injuries, sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin.


 No.69818

When I was a young boy, I used to pinch my foreskin together and then laugh as it inflated when I had a piss.


 No.69819

>>69818

I think I used to do that too


 No.69820


 No.69821

I think this is the first New Year's eve I've spent completely alone.

My mum is at her husband's house, so I'm home alone, and I'm working tomorrow so I can't go to any of my family's parties.


 No.69822

Happy New Year lads.

>>69821

I spent most of the New Year's Eves of my teens and adulthood alone, as far as I'm concerned, feeling bitter and lonely in a dark empty house to the soundtrack of fireworks and other people enjoying themselves outside is all part of the festivities.


 No.69823

>>69819

>>69818

>>69820

I never did that with piss, I though about trying but was scared my foreskin would burst. I did it with my cum when I first started fapping though.


 No.69824

>>69821

>>69822

I've also spent the majority of my later teen nyes' alone, the same goes for my birthdays.

It's quite depressing tbh, I'm thinking of doing something for my birthday this year as I'm a little more social now,


 No.69825

3 days 5 hours and 40 minutes until netherwing. You finally decided on a class yet?

I'm 100% going for prot warrior. Already installed and tested all my addons so I can immediately play when it is released.


 No.69826

Anyone done anything today?


 No.69827

>>69826

worked for 8 hours


 No.69828

>>69826

Chopped up our christmas tree with a hatchet I got for christmas then used the chopped up tree as mulch for my fruit bushes.


 No.69829

How hard is it to relearn an instrument after 7+ years?


 No.69830

>>69829

Not that long I should imagine.


 No.69831

I went to bed at half one this morning, just woke up now and I still feel shattered.


 No.69832

File: 8cc0fd4b196a732⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 242.99 KB, 1651x1624, 1651:1624, snapped dong.jpg)


 No.69833

>>69832

Heh, looks like a plum.


 No.69834

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Advice for Incels


 No.69835

Might stop drinking coffee+energy drinks and see how it affects me.


 No.69836

My Grandmother is so ungrateful. Because we were having family round at her house over Christmas, me and my Aunt tidied it up because it was a hoarder hell with a kitchen and bathroom that was a hygiene hazard. It took 2 afternoons to finish it

She has done nothing but whinge non stop that we've "hidden everything" and the cleaning products we used are bringing on her allergies (Complete Bullshit).

I think it was the first time her house has been cleaned since Christmas 2014.


 No.69837

>>69825

You better not be ghosting me now, matey.


 No.69838

>>69837

Changed my mind, shan't be playing.


 No.69839

>>69838

Are you being serious?


 No.69840

>>69839

I also shan't be playing.


 No.69841

>>69840

Oh, okay.


 No.69842

Little dispirited tbh. Was looking forward to playing Netherwing with one of you.


 No.69843

File: 6ae275cb64a4a05⋯.jpg (18.56 KB, 294x294, 1:1, 1545652388467.jpg)

>>69834

>just be confident bro


 No.69844


 No.69845

File: fb60a65069f62be⋯.jpg (31.66 KB, 653x533, 653:533, 1538961464222.jpg)


 No.69846

>>69842

I was going to play with you but I broke my penis and now I'm resting in bed. I'll likely still join you at some point.


 No.69847

>>69846

I can't tell if anyone is being serious and it's not nice.


 No.69848

>>69847

The first reply you got was from a regular anon that never once mentioned that he would be playing before, and the second reply is the only post under that IP, which is typical of our resident shitposter. The IP of the anon that originally said they would play with you ceased posting on the 23rd, and the IP of fractured dick lad (who I can confirm is the one who replied to you just now) was fresh on the 30th. Considering the circumstances, I'm fairly convinced that he is in fact the one who originally agreed to play with you, and that the previous two replies were just shitposts.


 No.69849

>>69848

Super.


 No.69850

>>69848

>let resident shitposter boogeyman

I've made shitposts, effortposts, and everything in between, and I'm sure that's true of some degree to most of the lads here. What I'm trying to say lad, is that I don't appreciate your tone.


 No.69851

>>69850

If you're not the anon who uses fresh IPs just to make one or two shitposts before moving on to the next, then obviously I wasn't referring to you.

>I'm sure that's true of some degree to most of the lads here

Not really, 99% of the shitposting comes from a combination of random outsiders, the IP hopper, and more than anyone else, "the whibblescromper" AKA irrelevant youtube link poster, who might I add seemed strangely absent for about a week or so over Christmas.


 No.69852

>when you're looking at a recipe online and all the comments are just pissy foreigners upset because the recipe is in some way not authentic


 No.69853

I'm quite shocked to find out that the average penis size is 5.1 inches. That's quite small.

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I measured myself up to be 6.5 inches.


 No.69854

>>69852

Can't say I've ever encountered this tbh


 No.69855

>>69848

>abusing mod powers to remove the anonymity of the board

Poor form tbh. I expect better of you.


 No.69856

I'm getting so fat lads. Can't stop eating shit food.


 No.69857

>>69848

I made the second post and I am farmfeel lad, my IP changes from time to time for some reason though.


 No.69858

>>69855

A couple of lads were being cunts to the WoW lad for no reason and I wanted to clear things up for him so he didn't feel disheartened or picked on. I don't think pretending to be someone else just to put someone down is good form, it wasn't done in a humorous way or in good fun, it was piss poor troll behaviour like I'd expect from somewhere like halfchan or /b/. I didn't post screenshots of post histories or really single anyone out like shitty mods generally do, all I did was a quick review of the situation and relay some bare-bones non-identifiable information to confirm to the WoW lad that the 3rd anon that replied to him was most likely being serious, and the first two were most likely not. I don't consider this to be anything close to "abusing mod powers", if anything I was making good use of them in an appropriate situation.

On the shitposter watch part, I do keep an eye on things and check where the more egregious shitposts are coming from, which I consider to be a bare minimum mod "responsibility". I don't sit there mapping out who's who or building elaborate profiles, I just take a quick look at the list of posts from the IP in question to see if it's a regular or an outsider (and it's worth reiterating, when I say IP, I mean a unique hash that represents an IP; mods can't see real IP addresses). 9 times out of 10 I'm either looking at a single post from a fresh IP, or I'm met with a wall of "floopity"s, a million youtube links, asterisk roleplaying, "POO" posts, and other classics from his patented whibblescromp memeverse, with the very occasional reasonable and decent post buried in between. Frankly, if anyone wants to bully this lad, I will gladly turn a blind eye, or even join in the fun myself.


 No.69859

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>>69858

>9 times out of 10 I'm either looking at a single post from a fresh IP, or I'm met with a wall of "floopity"s, a million youtube links, asterisk roleplaying, "POO" posts, and other classics from his patented whibblescromp memeverse


 No.69860

>>69858

Either this is annoynmous or it isn't there is no middle ground

Don't do it again


 No.69861

>>69860

The line for what is and isn't okay for a mod or BO to do, as well as where the line for where anonymity begins and ends is certainly not a black and white issue, and you proposing a false dilemma like that won't suddenly make it true. You're barking up the wrong tree anyway, I'm a VPN user precisely because I value anonymity, and I've put my money where my mouth is. If you use a VPN, you get the added bonus of mods not being able to tell which posts are yours, as well as the ability to escape any potential bans with ease.

On that topic, I think that the greatest "threat" to our anonymity for the last couple of years (at least, between ourselves) has been the flags, because for as long as we're not all using the same flag, it's fairly trivial for anyone to figure out who's who after a bit of lurking, no mod status required. I also think it subconsciously stops us from even trying to "blend in" as it were, or at least that was my observation with my own posting habits once all my posts were very obviously seperated from everyone else's. It's not quite as bad as it used to be when there was only 1 or 2 of us, as there are more VPN users here than before, but it's still a problem. About 2 years ago I agreed with the lad who suggested that we should disable them, but nothing was done about it, not even a poll due to the wanker who always fucked our polls up being fresh in our minds.


 No.69862

What time is this server releasing today then?


 No.69863

>>69861

I've been against flags from the beginning.

>>69862

19:00 CET, which I believe in 18:00 GMT.


 No.69864

>The line for what is and isn't okay for a mod or BO to do, as well as where the line for where anonymity begins and ends is certainly not a black and white issue

Yes it is


 No.69865

>>69863

I'll be there. Are we playing Horde? I'm thinking blood elf hunter.


 No.69866

>>69865

We can go either tbh, server looks like it will be close to 50/50, but yeah we can go horde.

I'll be playing orc warrior.


 No.69867

Hmm. Shall I get rid of the flags lads? The main reason for keeping them was to spot JFs but I guess VPNs make that a moot point


 No.69868

>>69867

I think so, yes.


 No.69869

whibblescrompers rise up


 No.69870

>>69867

I'd certainly appreciate it. The types of foreigners we don't want are too dumb to post in our threads anyway, they always make their own threads, whereas the few respectable ones at least manage to make it in here.


 No.69871

Why is relish still a thing? It's revolting.


 No.69872

>>69869

Haha epic uprising

Pickle riiiick haha


 No.69873

>>69871

What kind of relish are we talking about?


 No.69874

Test.


 No.69875

>>69873

Any kind of relish.


 No.69876

Got a new quilt lads. It's so thick that it's about 1ft tall if you fold it in half. I'm probably going to regret this purchase when the temperature rises, but for now I'm comfy beyond words.


 No.69877

>>69875

I like hendos on pies but thats about my limit


 No.69878

>>69871

I've had some in burgers while eating out that were alright, but whenever I've had it at home it's been disgusting. Wouldn't miss it if it disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow.


 No.69879

File: 2b498f315805381⋯.jpeg (284.42 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, gross shit.jpeg)

>>69877

>>69878

This kind of stuff. There's probably a jar in your grandmother's fridge that expired in 2012.


 No.69880

>>69879

I don't recall having it before, I like dill pickles though. Is it similar?


 No.69881

>>69880

Dill pickles mushed into a chunky paste.


 No.69882

>>69881

Sounds like it would be delicious on a burger, thanks for the recommendation anon.


 No.69883

File: 00a1dd4fdf249bd⋯.mp4 (2.27 MB, 360x640, 9:16, bollox to brexit.mp4)


 No.69884

>>69866

>server looks like it will be close to 50/50

/vg/ are saying it's going to be quite Horde-dominant. I wouldn't mind going Alliance if it meant more world pvp. Do you know what the server will be capped at?


 No.69885

>>69884

I don't know, I just know they are forcing login queues for the most populated faction.

You want to switch to alliance? Because the server is live in 55 minutes.


 No.69886

>>69884

Also regarding faction balance, there's this poll here.

https://www.strawpoll.me/17124432/r


 No.69887

I am SO HYPED for this. 40 more minutes.

I'm going to try and swipe the name "Hitler". Or is that too edgy?


 No.69888

Lad, I need to know weather you are going alliance or horde. I'm leaning more towards horde because it's what I've been set on for 2 weeks.


 No.69889

>>69888

Alright, let's go Horde.


 No.69890

>>69889

Still playing a gay elf?


 No.69891

>>69890

Maybe.

>Success!

Are you in yet?


 No.69892

>>69891

Unable to connect


 No.69893

I will also be playing lads, ignore my previous shitpost. Probably going troll rogue, what about you two? I think the launch was delayed slightly as well.


 No.69894

Who else here excited for this years summer blockbuster set in the whibblescromp memeverse?

Do you think we'll finally see a propper crossover?


 No.69895

File: 804e7e41304f655⋯.jpg (80.65 KB, 660x484, 15:11, capybara stare.jpg)

I won the first blizball game in FFX.


 No.69896

>>69895

Do not post another capybara picture ever again.


 No.69897

AUTHENTICATING


 No.69898

I'll join you lads on wow as well, won't be playing much though.


 No.69899

File: acd7f3c7efac92a⋯.png (27.96 KB, 727x166, 727:166, update.png)

It might be a while before it's up lads.


 No.69900

Apparently people are in.


 No.69901

I'm in, my name is "bones".


 No.69902

>>69901

And now I can't get back in. Oh well, managed to swipe a few names.


 No.69903

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOGGED OFF FOR 1 SECOND TO CHANGE AN ADDON AND NOW IM IN A QUEUE OF 500.


 No.69904

>>69903

Well I'm in a queue of 2100.


 No.69905

>>69904

To be be expected I suppose.


 No.69906

>>69898

Nevermind, can't even download it.


 No.69907

>>69906

Select Burning Crusade

set realmlist play.atlantiss.eu


 No.69908

All that hype…for THIS?

*walks away from britfeel to calm down*


 No.69909


 No.69910

>>69908

10k people trying to log in after launch is quite impressive.


 No.69911

Anyone tried valium?


 No.69912

There is now no longer a log in queue and starting areas have died down a bit, it's actually possible to play!

Is anyone else online? Tell me your name.


 No.69913

>>69883

This man has singlehandedly made me reconsider my bigoted views. I now fully support a second referendum on #Brexit


 No.69914

I'm an undead mage named Beep.


 No.69915

>>69914

Super, I'll invite you to a party when I log back on. We had another server crash.

Didn't go with the gay elf?


 No.69916

This server seems good so far. Join us, lads, there are two of us at the moment.


 No.69917

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Veganism Destroyed Europe - Why Over 90% of Vegans Are "White"


 No.69918

who do I add on wow?


 No.69919

Also what addons should I get?


 No.69920

>>69918

Add Beep and Bones.


 No.69921

>>69919

Quest Helper is the only one you really need for leveling up.

Bagnon is quite nice though.


 No.69922

>playing netherwing

>get a timed quest, objective is to travel to a city and ask a witchdoctor about a cure on behalf of a poisoned man

>given 45 minutes to complete the quest before I fail it and have to do it all again

>witchdoctor tells me to get 4 scorpion venom sacks - venom sacks have painfully low drop rate and re spawn very slowly

>13 minutes left, with 3/4 venom sacks, realize that if I don't get a venom sack this kill, I'll probably not have enough time left to complete the quest

>get the drop, hooray

>travel back to the witchdoctor and get the antidote and travel back, trying to pick the fastest possible walking route just to shave off a few seconds

>see the quest giver, 20 seconds left and in my sight, feel delighted all this hard work hasn't gone to wast–(YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM THE SERVER)

Want to die tbh.


 No.69923

>>69922

Should have done it faster lad.


 No.69924

>>69922

Can't you just keep the venom sacks and immediately complete the quest again?


 No.69925

>>69924

Nope, because I gave the venom sacks to the witch doctor who turned them into an antipoison.


 No.69926

>>69925

Well you already have the antipoison already then, even better.


 No.69927

>>69926

The antipoison is classed as a quest item, when I disband the quest to start it again, it destroys my quest items. Potion gone.

It's okay, I'm over it now.


 No.69928

>>69927

What a stupid mechanic.


 No.69929

>>69928

If the mechanic didn't exist, it would just give people a way to exploit timed quests.


 No.69930

>>69929

>it would just give people a way to exploit timed quests

Would that be such a bad thing?

Why are timed quests even a thing anyway?


 No.69931

>>69930

Because blizzard are cunts. Fortunately timed quests are quite rare.


 No.69932

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fantastic.


 No.69933

My penis seems to be healing nicely. My nighttime erections are giving me less pain, the outer stitches are almost completely healed, and there's only slight pain with certain movements where it fractured, as well as there being no blood in the catheter, which hopefully means the stitches on my urethra and erection tubes are fine. It also looks like a penis again instead of an aubergine.


 No.69934

>>69933

K..KEEP ME POSTED


 No.69935


 No.69936

I really liked Breaking Bad. I normally get bored of things 2-3 seasons in but I enjoyed it almost the whole way through.


 No.69937


 No.69938

>>69937

What happened to him?


 No.69939

I don't think I'll enjoy Classic WoW because of all the private servers I've played. I'm still only low level on Netherwing but the prospect of playing there actually interests me more than whatever nu-Blizzard will have to offer.


 No.69940

>>69939

They will keep it blizzlike and authentic until enough decent raid groups have cleared BWL/Onyxia and then they will nerf those raids when the next patch is out.


 No.69941

>bought a bed from a store

>lady in the shop said there are none currently in stock but it shouldn't be more than a week

>trust her, there's no possible way a bed could take more than a week to ship, even if they had to order one from a warehouse half way across the country

>get a delivery note in the post

>ETA is between the 25-28th of January


 No.69942

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 No.69943

Is there a more cancerous invention of television comedy than the laugh track?


 No.69944

German girls speaking english = top tier cute


 No.69945

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Was this the golden era of British comedy?


 No.69946

This britfeel is far slower, but so much better than 4chans. The tranny problem there is real, I sure hope there aren't any of you cum gargling Nancy boys here.


 No.69947

>>69946

We are mtf tranny free, thankfully. The closest we have is the lad with the crossdressing dad.


 No.69948

>>69946

Yep, part of the reason we created this place was to escape the attention whore tripfags, which im sure has a great deal of crossover with attention whore trannies. You're in good company here, albeit awkward quiet company.


 No.69949

I've got a real craving to play Mountain Blade lads. Any recommended mods?


 No.69950

>>69949

Warsword Conquest


 No.69951

Auron is by far the most interesting character in FFX.


 No.69952

>>69946

We used to have a ftm tranny here who seemed alright. Not sure if they're still posting.


 No.69953

I'm in the sharesave scheme at Asda, started putting away £300 a month in mid 2016.

I currently have 291 options, purchased at £36.99, the current option price is sitting at around £75.

Hopefully it doesn't drop in the next 6 months, because I'll be looking at about a £25k return.


 No.69954

Netherwing is literally unplayable.


 No.69955

OSFirstTimer's mother is my new waifu.


 No.69956

To the lad playing netherwing, are you still playing? Have the devs fixed the horrible disconnection problem yet?

It's such a shame, it's a very nicely scripted server. I've probably encountered 2 bugs. One was an evade bug (which even blizzard struggled to fix for several years), and another where a mining rock didn't disappear. Quite negligible compared to most private servers. But the disconnections are unbearable, I tried to play yesterday and it was about 1 DC every 10 minutes.


 No.69957

See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking. Hold tight Asznee, he's got the pump. Hold tight my man, he's got the frisbee. I trap trap trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes. Rice Krispie.


 No.69958

>>69956

I've started playing properly again today, since every time I've tried over the last few days it's been laggy and unstable. It seems good for now.


 No.69959

>>69958

Nevermind. It just crashed three times.


 No.69960

Someone make a board banner, we've not had a new one in about 2 years


 No.69961

>>69960

More like four years, none have been added since the first few months of 2015. After that, 8chan's banner feature was broken for a couple of years, so that didn't help.


 No.69962

>>69959

Crashes seemed to reduce a bit when I was playing earlier, got an entire 45 minute playtime and logged out on my own accord.

Got about 3 greens now and 1 gold in cash, doing pretty well for myself.


 No.69963

File: 811f5ce5809cddd⋯.jpg (75.33 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, raf,750x1000,075,t,fafafa_….jpg)

>>69961

>tfw I almost wrote "3 years" but then thought "nah it can't have been that long"


 No.69964

Wetherspoons have been serving some top quality whibblescromps lately. Great value too.


 No.69965

Hey lads, I'm looking to come here from 4chans britfeel, the place has gone to shit but as a phone poster clover doesn't work well at all with 8chan, is there a better app for posting here?


 No.69966

>>69965

It went to shit a long time ago, which is why we've been here for 4 years.

I find omnichan acceptable, and previously used ouroboros but that was having some issues that made me switch over, I can't remember what specifically they were at the moment though.


 No.69967

>>69966

Just got omnichan now, this is my first post with it. With clover when you post it gets frozen and you have to close the app and reopen the app every time you post.


 No.69968

>>69966

Hey cheers mate, omnichan works incredibly! You got planned for today then?


 No.69969

>>69968

I'm on the last leg of my January cleaning. Hoovered the car this morning, and gave parts of it a wipe inside to clear some dust.

Going to head to a car wash later to finish it off. Bit nervous, in the 2 years I've been driving I've never been to one.

Next up I need to do some hoovering, then dust my desk and windowsills and I'll have finished my clean completely.


 No.69970

>>69969

Nice one lad. What car do you drive? I'd love to learn but I'm too crippled with anxiety to sit in a car with someone I don't know, never mind partially be in control. Plus I'm a neet with zero money.


 No.69971

>>69969

As for the car wash will you be going to a garage you drive through or hand washed?


 No.69972

>>69970

>>69971

I have a Citreon C1. I learned later than most do, at 25 a year or two after I came out of Uni. I was a lot more nervous in my teens, but I pushed through it when I was a retail lad, which is why.

I assume I'll go to one of the garage ones, although from what I understand you dont drive through, they stick you on something to drag you through.

How about you lad, anything planned?


 No.69973

>>69972

Nice one lad. Yeah you just go on a roller and it pulls you through, just make sure the windows are shut lel. Nothing much for me, haven't slept and it's raining, just going to stay as comfy as possible. Should probably go buy some food at some point though.


 No.69974

>>69965

>phone poster

no thanks


 No.69975

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I enjoyed this video. I hate what video games have become.


 No.69976

>>69974

Pls no booley anon. I can't afford a PC, I wish I had one.


 No.69977

File: 4ac89885200d077⋯.jpg (10.12 KB, 239x250, 239:250, 1529466000154.jpg)

>>69976

I'm just shitposting, lad.


 No.69978

>>69977

Cheers lad. You got much on for today? I tried a site called ohmydosh earlier to earn money by singing up to trials, pretty good too.


 No.69979

>>69978

How much do you make from that? I always avoided those kind of things because they felt like scams.

I'm going up to my dad's house for dinner and some drinks tonight, how about you?


 No.69980

>>69975

Just watched all of that, it's a shame to see how much of a nosedive the series took in scope after Daggerfall.


 No.69981

>>69980

>>69975

I'll have a watch of that later lads. I have a lot of problems with modern vidya so I'll probably agree.


 No.69982

Had the car washed lads, went mostly well. I drove straight into the queue, as there didn't appear to pay but then when I got close to the entry one of the guys run up to the side of my car and asked for payment, they didn't do that to anyone else in front of me.

Also grabbed a birthday card for my brother and a water bottle. I've been thinking about buying one since the start of the year since I've been drinking more water, and it means I don't need to use plastic cups in work.


 No.69983

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I know this is meme music, but I can't stop listening to it.


 No.69984

>>69979

I did a couple and earnt around 15 in 30 mins or so, but once they dry up it's pretty much trials you don't want to be doing. Lay out in like 3-5 days too. Nothing much for me today, had scaffolding put up this morning so I decided to see how many pull ups I could do and I failed at 4 which is saddening.


 No.69985

>>69982

The 2.2L jugs? They're a godsend, I got mine for 3.99 and it's nice because you know when you finished that one bottle you can have a cheeky fizzy pop or something else.


 No.69986

>>69975

Daggerfall looks really nice, I'm downloading it now. I'm really bad at sticking to RPGs though, not sure why - it's not so much a matter of attention span since I can play strategy games for ten hours straight.


 No.69987

I've started practicing for my theory test. I got 33/50 with no practice whatsoever so this shouldn't take too long.


 No.69988

>>69987

I pretty much only revised for the test the two days prior to taking it. I didn't feel any pressure and was pretty sure I wasn't going to pass but I got the best marks my teacher had seen anyone get. Use the official app (I used bluestacks since I don't have a smartphone) and online tests, screenshot any questions you get wrong and look at them before you go. Forgotten most of the stuff in the week after the test but the only way I can make myself do anything is to set it in motion and leave it to the last minute.


 No.69989

>>69985

Nah, I didn't want something huge and wanted something that would keep my water cold, ended up getting a glass bottle with plastic over it that holds a pint of water, looks nice and should keep temperature.

Also lads, I'm trying out the amber theme for 8chan and its actually quite nice, might look at changing the colour slightly though.


 No.69990

>>69986

I've tried to play Daggerfall so many times, but never been able to get into it for a number of reasons, same with Morrowind.

>I'm really bad at sticking to RPGs

I am too, they tend to drag on too long for my tastes, and I find the "gameplay" in most non-action RPGs to be mind-numbingly dull.


 No.69991

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Top comfy.


 No.69992

File: fd6fc33c936d5da⋯.jpg (22.71 KB, 565x74, 565:74, manlet.jpg)

He lives


 No.69993

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I miss him, lads.


 No.69994

File: f8b16ae242911b3⋯.webm (2.8 MB, 800x502, 400:251, endtimes.webm)


 No.69995

File: 4f6fb02b83e7af7⋯.jpg (40.5 KB, 358x158, 179:79, 323072a6e2ae1bc2c75b30f0ef….jpg)

>>69994

White Jihad now.


 No.69996

How come the flags have been disabled, if you don't mind my asking?


 No.69997

>>69996

You can scroll up to where the flags last appeared to see the discussion, but basically the topic was brought up last week how the fuck did a week pass that quickly? and we came to the conclusion that flags didn't serve much of a purpose any more, and they were only making us less anonymous amongst ourselves. I've been enjoying the no-flags personally, it feels like a weight has been lifted from our shoulders.


 No.69998


 No.69999

>>69997

I'm actually very much enjoying the lack of flags too. I think it was a great decision.


 No.70000

Happy new year lads. I hope this year is a good one for all of you.


 No.70001

File: 3de9e04a17fe0f6⋯.png (12.85 KB, 320x256, 5:4, wojak.png)

>>70000

Glad I got the GET before some jonny foreigner got it. I feel so far removed from britfeel now for not posting for so long but I still try to lurk.

This year is looking up for me and it's an unsettling feeling. Things do usually go right and I'm starting to feel happy for the first time in years that it's making me worry when then next thing to go wrong will happen.

Hows the year been so far?


 No.70002

>>69994

If my son was a tranny, I think I'd kill myself just to prove a point.


 No.70003

File: f39cb7f3a506e57⋯.jpg (578.37 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, 23758158241_89bcf87376_k.jpg)

>>70001

It's been alright lad, I've done a bunch of purges on stuff like bookmarks, followed youtube channels, stuff installed on my computer etc. I've also done the IRL equivalent and got rid of a bunch of stuff, including 2 bin bags full of clothes that no longer fit. I've done a deep clean of my Bedroom and Officem and today I had my car washed.

I've mostly stuck to my goals so far, only drinking Cola on one day this year, and drinking a lot more water as a result.

We're only 11 days in, and I'm very aware I could fall back down at any change but for now I feel good, and I'm optimistic that I can keep going like this.


 No.70004

File: 27bac15572d5da6⋯.webm (2.77 MB, 640x800, 4:5, absolute state.webm)

Based nigger standing up for common decency as white beta males observe arab fondling one of their own.


 No.70005

>>70004

It's often stated that it'd be logistically impossible for us to deport all the shitskins, but the ingenuity of this based black man has shown us exactly how it could be done.


 No.70006

Who here can give me some tips on driving then.


 No.70007

>>70006

I'f you're going at high speed and want to gear down, perhaps to give you better control, what you can do is push down the clutch and the accelerator at the same time to bring your revs up, then switch down a gear. This will stop the jerking that can happen if you gear down too quickly too.


 No.70008

>>70006

If you're at a red light and you want to make your wheels spin like some cool need4speed kid when you drive off, all you got to do is put it in 1st gear, let the revs reach redline and then quickly drop your clutch.


 No.70009

I've just bought two Dell U2417H Monitors lads.

I'm supposed to be cutting down spending in January, however I've wanted new monitors for about 2 months now, and I've finally decided on a model so I thought I'd go for it.

Bought some Displayport cables with them too, so I can use those ports on my graphics cards, leaving the two HDMI's free for my TV and Vive. Also bought some USB upstream cables to take advantage of the build in USB ports.

Should be coming Wednesday, looking forward to those coming so I can set it all up. Going to have to find a use for my old monitors now, while they're okay in terms of quality, my main issue is they're not particularly adjustable which means they aren't good for my neck. They also have thick-ish bezels, which I don't like and aren't matching which upsets me a lot more than it should.


 No.70010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who here likes this style of guitar playing.


 No.70011

>>70010

I liked the music itself, although is everything he does completely necessary to get that sound, I understand the tapping etc is very specific with getting the right sound, but the actual guitar sounds, could he get that done with normal style playing?


 No.70012

>>70004

I've seen these two guys before, they makje shitty videos where the arab does something bad and the nigger tosses him. I find it alarming that you believe this noncence.


 No.70013

>>70012

Lad, I find it alarming that you thought that my post was serious.


 No.70014

>>70013

Don't try and save face


 No.70015

Beast from the East part 2 is due next week apparently.

Hope you lads have milk and bread stocked up in the freezer.


 No.70016

>>70015

I cannot fucking wait. I love the cold, and the chaos the snow brings.


 No.70017

>>70014

If I ever find you next to an open and empty suitcase, I'm putting you in it.


 No.70018

Been on a bit of a milk binge recently.

I've had 2-3 pints a day for the last couple of weeks.


 No.70019

>>70018

SOMEONE STOP HIM


 No.70020

>>70012

> I find it alarming that you believe this noncence.

You know why they call it nonsense right? Because only a nonce like that anon could make sense of it.


 No.70021

>>70010

I remember a while back trying to find some nice acoustic guitar tunes to listen to, and I stumbled upon this faggot treating his guitar like a drum.


 No.70022

>>70021

>I remember a while back trying to find some nice acoustic guitar tunes to listen to

Did you find any?


 No.70023

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.70024

Hmm, posting seems to be picking up a bit. I hardly check the board anymore because I expect 1 or 2 posts a day


 No.70025

Works been busy as fuck the last week and a half and it's starting to get to me, combine that with the fact that I've been trying to be more productive and I'm feeling a little drained.

When I get home tomorrow after work I'm not going to worry about being productive with other stuff and just relax.


 No.70026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE MY JOB I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW


 No.70027

>>70024

Perhaps posts only came once or twice a day because you hardly checked the board anymore.


 No.70028

>>70027

I see your point, but most of my posts weren't getting a response and it's not much fun having a conversation with yourself.


 No.70029

Do any of you lads like horror films? I find them strangely comfy in the sense they are very low-effort viewing.


 No.70030

>>70029

I don't.


 No.70031

>>70030

What sort of films DO you like? Do you have a go-to comfy genre?


 No.70032

>>70031

I like traditionally animated films, Disney, Don Bluth, Studio Ghibli, etc.


 No.70033

Why are boomers so useless with the simplest of tasks when it comes to technology?


 No.70034

>>70029

I found myself watch the nightmare on elm street series last month, It was th first time since I was a young kid. I actually found them to be pretty fun and very watchable, I really liked the way the low budget practical effects were used they seem quite inovative or atleast done to a degree that it doesn't pull you out of the movie.

I don't knowwhat to watch from here though I found my favourite things about the movies to be freddy, he was a charsma power house and I can't help but feel other slashers of the same era are missing someone like that.


 No.70035

>>70033

It's not just boomers. Anyone that isn't actively involved in the internet outside of normie social media and phone internet is a luddite.


 No.70036

>>70033

Firstly, the people behind the microcomputing explosion of the late 20th century, and the development and proliferation of the world wide web and network infrastructure, were boomers (or older). Secondly, the boomers who weren't involved in computer tech likely never used anything more advanced than a TV or VCR until they were already getting on for middle-aged. Say what you want about boomers and tech, but they were always doing a lot of their own DIY, repairs, wiring, soldering, etc., and without the use of the internet.

>>70035

This too. I would even go so far as to say that since the baby boomers, each generation has been notably more useless, incompetent, and stupid than the generation that came before them.


 No.70037

>>70035

As part of my job we're trying to reduce paper use, so sending emails instead of letters where possible. But because the emails containing "sensitive data" they have to be sent 'securely'. Accessing the secure email is one small additional step, basically just clicking a link in the email, yet most fucking boomers are so thick they can't wrap their bloated heads around it so we have to send it to them in the post instead.


 No.70038

>tfw haven't added to my britfeel image folder for about 2 years at least


 No.70039

>>70034

High budget practical effects will always beat CGI, and ages vastly better. that's why movies from the 70s can look fantastic while movies from the early 2000s look like outdated trash.


 No.70040

>>70037

I work in tech support for multiple hospitals.

The amount of people who understand the concept of two factor authentication that I speak to is zero. The amount of people who don't understand it but can at least follow instructions is very low.

The amount of unfathomable ignorance of technology and utter incompetence worries me considering healthcare is becoming more digital by the year.

Don't even get me started on the lack of awareness of basic security concepts.


 No.70041

>>70040

I just don't get it lad. Its the simplest shit. Like you say, they don't even need to understand how it works or why, but even just following an incredibly simple process is too much for them. I also have to solve 99% of their problems purely by googling them, and they're convinced I'm some sort of genius


 No.70042

File: 7af83762f5f3ec1⋯.png (115.85 KB, 960x768, 5:4, native.png)

Started a new job last week and it's the best job I've ever had in terms of pay. I'm responsible for shit and i need to wear shirts and look smart and shit.

>>70038

here lad I made you some OC from the original PSDs for that vintage feel


 No.70043

File: b8045005c5d01f2⋯.png (109.59 KB, 348x303, 116:101, Deano arm.png)

>>70042

I appreciate it lad


 No.70044

>>70042

How are you feeling it so far lad?

The image is nice, if a bit grimmer looking than the original.


 No.70045

>>70044

The year starts and ends in winter friend.

The job is ok I mean I like getting paid but 8 hours a day off your life is not worth any amount. You die if you work.

>>70043

I'll make more when I have time, np. Was going to animate it but fuck


 No.70046

>>70045

>The year starts and ends in winter friend.

I don't personally consider starts, ends, or the winter grim.


 No.70047

Thoughts on how Brexit's going lads?


 No.70048

>>70047

Not really been following it tbh, I'm glad our politicians aren't letting Mummy May give us a shit deal though


 No.70049

floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY floopity FLOOPITY ᶠˡᵒᵒᵖᶦᵗʸ FLOOPITY


 No.70050

>>70047

Utterly predictably.

Rather than do anything to sort out a deal that'll put the UK in a favourable position post-Brexit, the traitors in our government have dragged their fucking heels for 2 and a half years hoping they could get a second referendum.

This is what happens when the majority of MPs are opposed to what the people voted for.


 No.70051

Is there any worse pain than when you're riding a bicycle and your foot slips off the peddle and pushes the peddles in reverse and smashes your shins up?


 No.70052

>>70051

When you're cycling and you go over a larger bump than you were expecting and land on your balls.


 No.70053

Think I'm going to reduce my amount of sleep down from 8 hours to 7 hours a night lads.

I tend to wake naturally quite a bit before my alarm, at least an hour but I think more. (I'm still waking at the time so my memory is fuzzy) The problem is, I go back to sleep and can't bring myself to get up early. I want to try taking that extra hour in the night instead of wasting it in the morning.


 No.70054

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Absolutely fantastic.


 No.70055

Off work until Tuesday lads. Going to enjoy the long weekend.


 No.70056

>>70055

Nice one, lad. I'm not off again until Monday.


 No.70057

>>70054

Is his mate drumming or is he doing the percussion with the guitar?


 No.70058

Wholemeal toast with real butter, a tall glass of milk, and a handful of cashews for breakfast.


 No.70059

Bones, my good lad, are you still playing?


 No.70060

>>70057

They've both got guitars, the main one is doing percussion with his right hand throughout and the off-camera one may be accompanying, and around 3 minutes in it sounds like a kick drum sample and congas come in.


 No.70061

Happening soon, fellow britfeelers.


 No.70062

>>70061

What are you going to do?


 No.70063

I put £20 on betfair about 6 days ago and I've just being taking safe tennis bets to bring it up to £120 with the ultimate goal of getting to £200 so I can buy a new phone

is there a finer way for a neet to spend his time?


 No.70064

>>70063

Doing leisurely things that don't make any money because your autismbux keeps rolling in regardless.


 No.70065

>>70064

betting is leisurely, I enjoy it a lot.


 No.70066

What's a good song on piano to play to a lass to get her to like me?


 No.70067

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>70066

If you manage to get a lass in front of your piano, you've already won.


 No.70068

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>70066

I've settled on this.


 No.70069

>>70068

>Just The Two Of Us

More like Just The ii-V-I.


 No.70070

File: 744e2851bf63f16⋯.jpg (217.6 KB, 953x800, 953:800, 744e2851bf63f1682c2488e330….jpg)


 No.70071

BONES?


 No.70072

>>70071

Beep?

Sorry, I haven't been on WoW this week, just been very busy with some stuff. I've started playing again now though.


 No.70073

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.70074

Anyone else completely comfortable with their penis size?


 No.70075

After a quite up and down few days I now have £150 winnings, it's not a huge gain but I'm well on my way to my goal.

hope you guys have as good as uck as mine.


 No.70076

>>70074

Mines big enough that I can fit both hands around the shaft alone, so no problems there, other than maybe being too big to go balls deep from what I've read. However, it's always bothered me that it curves to the side quite a bit, plus I have mild phimosis and frenulum breve, so I wouldn't say I'm comfortable with it overall.


 No.70077

>>70076

I used to have phimosis when I was about 16/17 to the point where I couldn't actually pull my foreskin back when my penis was flaccid. It took quite a while of painful stretching to get it normal. Might be a bit hard for you because you have a monster cock but it's still worth fixing.


 No.70078

>>70077

I used to be that bad too, couldn't pull it back at all before my mid teens, but it seemed to just work it's way looser by itself as I got older, to the point where I can at least pull it back just past the head while erect, albeit painfully. It's still tight and painful though, and while I've attempted stretching at various points in my adulthood, I've not seen it make a (positive) difference yet.


 No.70079

>>70074

Yeah kinda, I'm lucky for a tall guy it means it's default big but it looks kinda small flaccid.

>>70076

I had phimosis too, for me it just went away. Just keep on pulling


 No.70080

File: 7e4f8f99b723e1a⋯.jpg (46.56 KB, 500x498, 250:249, 6a1c887c11fbee0070b60e0257….jpg)

>there are lads here who haven't broken their willies


 No.70081

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.70082

What apps do you lads have on your phones? Anything useful or interesting that you'd recommend?


 No.70083

>>70082

F-Droid and AdAway.


 No.70084

>>70082

reddit, tinder, instagram, twitter, facebook


 No.70085

>>70082

I use sleepo for ambient noise at night, and lifesum as its got a water tracking widget although I don't use the other tracking features so its a bit overkill. If anyone has any suggestions on apps for water tracking with good widgets that aren't as expansive I'd love to hear them.

Other than that, I just have a few messaging apps mostly for talking to people I know online, google podcasts, digical which I run my google calendar through and Agenda for its calendar widget.

I think digical is the best calendar application available on android as its the only one I've found that displays events underneath each other even if they're only a minute apart, most tend to overlap them despite them not occurring at the same time.


 No.70086

Give me 1 good reason why Koss Portapros aren't the best headphones ever made.


 No.70087

>>70086

>Koss Portapros

without looking it up I would guess this was a made up gibberish name akin to floobity whibblescromps




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