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/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories


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Autumn Edition.

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Kool Kids Klub edition

Only cool kids may post in this thread

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for the most part it doesn't make much of a difference. The only things that can really impede driving are poor visibility (very heavy rain or fog) or bad road conditions such as ice or snow and in the UK our weather fairly tame so it's fine 99% of the time





New Thread lads.


I feel so restless lads. I want to study or read but my mind is just racing too fast. I typed out like 600 words for a short story which is nice I guess. Does anyone else ever get this feel? What do you do when you feel like this?









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Not a Britfag but I wish you cunts would get your shit together and take over the world, already. I'd be a farmer, or craftsman, or something simple, just sort your Anglo-Empire out already pls

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Hey Lads, what's going on?

Just stumbled across the board, SW England here.

Somebody fill me in, how's this board?



Just read the sticky you retard.



post in the general mate

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Autumn rain wash the normies away Edition.

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it's not too urgent

>>43170 should make it



I'm at my aunts house posting via my phone, I don't have access to the OP image I made. S-someone else do it



I'm at my aunts house posting via my phone, I don't have access to the OP image I made. S-someone else do it








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A Summer's Eve Edition.

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I thought that for like 6 months, kek. In secondary school I went a similar time period thinking two twins in my year were the same person.


New Thread When?


I killed a bird today. I'm not sure why I did it. I don't feel especially good about it but I don't feel especially bad either. Wish I was normal sometimes.









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Someone said they have a new OP imagine, so I'm waiting for them to make it.



Absolutely btfo by the cat. Is he an old one or is he just devilish?






I was planning to buy about 1/4 oz of weed. I need it to arrive between Tuesday and Friday so I'll probably try and order some tomorrow.




here you go lads







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Post-Independence Edition

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He's mentioned that he listens to hypnosis and binurial beats before, to cure his autism and gorw his boobs, but this time he gave specific measurements for his breasts, and said he's also been listening to hypnosis to grow a vagina, and he thinks its working.

He's posted a picture of his "vagina" and I have no fucking clue what it actually is, some sort of wound either way.



That's hilarious, post pics!



>He's posted a picture of his "vagina" and I have no fucking clue what it actually is, some sort of wound either way.

I just checked, looks like he sliced a hole under his ballsack


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A while ago he got a piercing on his taint to symbolize where his clit should be. It ended up getting infected so he had to take it out. Obviously he still hasn't had any medical attention for it since it's looking horrific now.

Recently he started doing hypnosis to try and turn his dick into a vagina. The septic wound from the piercing has started to open up because it's not healing properly and he genuinely believes this is his labia opening up, he thinks the blood pouring from it is actually menstruation.

He regularly shits his pants and he has an open wound 1 inch away from his anus.



Wow this is real psychosis, I can see why you find him fascinating.

That is how the ballsack is formed though right? when the labia meet and fuse together in the womb - that's why we have that vertical seam there. Then the ovaries descend and become testicles, right? Sounds like he's reversing it lads!

Imagine if he becomes some maverick biologist as pulls it off.

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The /britfeel/ thread has really gone downhill lately, and a lot of people have been talking about a migration to a new board. Is this where people have been coming? Any ex-r9k posters here? Are we free of Poley's influence now?



you need to join the most recent thread



>Any ex-r9k posters here?

most people here. This board was originally made to escape the tripfag/normie scurge



yeah mate, the whole point of this board is because we thought 49k britfeel was going to shit , so we jumped ship. Look at the latest thread on the catalog, we still run a general thread structure , so there's only ever one thread at a time people actively post in.


I wish I lived in Britain, not this shitskin country

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t. the descendants of Alberto Barbosa




Seriously guys, help me out of this third world shithole

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Hey brits

you are white

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What the flying fuck? So, the Portuguese had to edit our skin colour just to controll the cultural damages? Are you that impoverished? Fucking shitskins, mate.

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Anti-Shillary Edition

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I do like the videos though. Do you find it helps? I'm pretty mental too, and I've thought about doing similar stuff


Anyone here play any oldschool pen and paper RPGs lads? I was thinking about looking into Varg Vikerne's RPG.


I'm very anxious as I make them but I do find it helps once they're up.



>Anyone here play any oldschool pen and paper RPGs lads

No, no friends to play them with.

>tfw >>>/jcnd/ died with lupus



Man I forgot about that








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>tfw no guns

>tfw no tasers

>tfw a rape alarm is supposed to hold off a gang of rampaging chimps

I've come to the conclusion that a sturdy cane is probably the only legit tool for self defense a brit can viably take anywhere, and not get vanned for owning. But then people might mistake me for being affluent and yobbos will try to mug me.



i'd rather have to fight with my fists than look like a colossal autist steampunker



"self-defense" as a concept does not exist in the UK. If you attack someone, you committed a crime even if they were attacking you.

People have been arrested for fending off a burglar who broke into their home



The only case of that I can remember was when that farmer blammed a burglar with his shotty and killed him. Section 76 Subsection 5A, brought into effect April 2016, permits "householders to use disproportionate force when defending themselves against intruders into the home". He was vanned because he shot the guy, in the back, as he was fleeing, if I remember correctly.

From the Crown Prosecution Service (http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/s_to_u/self_defence/)

"When reviewing cases involving assertions of self-defence or action in the prevention of crime/preservation of property, prosecutors should be aware of the balance to be struck:

- the public interest in promoting a responsible contribution on the part of citizens in preserving law and order; and

- in discouraging vigilantism and the use of violence generally.

A person may use such force as is reasonable in the circumstances for the purposes of:

- self-defence; or

- defence of another; or

- defence of property; or

- prevention of crime; or

- lawful arrest.

In assessing the reasonableness of the force used, prosecutors should ask two questions:

- was the use of force necessary in the circumstances, i.e. Was there a need for any force at all? and

- was the force used reasonable in the circumstances?"



Section 76 Subsection 5A of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008, I should clarify.

The concept of self-defence does and always has existed in common law, and has always been supported. In theory. But yes, in practice, not so much.


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This thread does not look official, has it been authorized by the mods, has it gone through the official channels?

I've learnt my lesson from the american revolution one

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btw I'm a cunt edition

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Results of the first /farmfeel/ harvest of the year are in lads.



Can you eat radish leaves?



Yeah, I put them in a burger earlier instead of lettuce, they're somewhat peppery and bitter and have a weird texture because the leaves have some hairs on. They would probably be better when cooked.


Should i eat soya products?

I am scared it will make me end up like this lad


Look at the dislikes, i feel bad for him.








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All right lads, I'm a long time lurker and I have some stuff I want to share.

So I left the UK as a boy and have lived in New Zealand ever since. The thing is, I never felt at home here, I was always wanting to "go home". As an adult every time I read about all the shit happing there I get so mad. Added to that is a desire to help my family, especially my nan and my auntie.

So I've decided to save up as much as possible and move back. Any advice on how to re-integrate into British life? What shit should I be ready for when I arrive?

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The best advice I could give you is come for a holiday first, see if you like it and scout around a few locations, like Chester. Half of my family is from Chester. It's really nice round there. I don't live there now and I imagine parts of it are quite expensive. For me it would be anyway. Also start familiarize yourself with the job market here. You can do that online and if you visit.


Also try Indeed

Don't let those pictures put you off. Those are some of the worst places in Britain. It's quite beautiful round my area. It really depends where you want to go obviously. It's possible you might love it here. It's strange but I've met a number expat Americans who live in my area and they seem to love it here.

Pic is just down my street.

Personally though I'd kill to be allowed to live in New Zealand and wonder why you'd want to leave



I figured that, I sort of meant getting used to the way things are done over there, punds vs. dollars where to shop etc.

I prefer colder weather actually it's one of the reasons I want to move back. One of the others is those pictures you posted - I want to try and do something about that. Luckily I'm not from an estate or any of those concrete monstrosities in photo 2.

I know the UK is pretty messed up, but I feel it is where I belong and I want to fight for it.


In my experience NZ isn't all it's made out to be. The prices for everything are far too expensive, the summers are too hot and long for my liking. There are a whole host of other reasons I think NZ is nice, but not as great as it seems from the outside - certainly not as great as many New Zealanders think it is.


As I said above I wouldn't be living in an estate or a rundown street ( or at least I don't plan to). I want to move back to help look after my nan and also to do something towards making Britain Great again (to steal a phrase). But more than that, I feel a deep and abiding connection to, and love for Britain, in spite of all the problems there.



>just wanted to break the mould

m8, anything posted outside the general gets fuck all replies. Copy and paste this stuff into the most recent general and I'll happily give you advice there.


Why do you britfags post everything in a single thread? What's the point in that?



>He asks the question outside of the single thread.

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> He will forget about this place quickly.

Well my dear goyim, 8 months ago you told me that I would leave and forget this place quickly.

Jokes on you, I never forgot. I've been thinking of when to post all the time.



Thanks lad, but you realised the majority of poster's don't leave the general and thus won't see this.


So, you got banned from /pol/ or what?



>hurr i didn't forget

>makes one post then leaves again

what was the actual point





why not? , btw I'm a cunt


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>btw I'm a cunt

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Mayday Edition

Alternative title: Leaders of the Free World Edition

Alright lads?

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what's that? I don't think we've got one local



Frankie & Benny's is expensive as fuck, I hope you have a big wallet.

new thread when?




Why? i get it. When i was NEET i'd often buy Doritos because i'm a big lad and a big bag was £1. Tiny salads started at about that much if your lucky. It used to annoy me. I eat a lot better now, but i can afford too. Also eating like shit is a viscous circle.

I feel like healthy food should be cheaper and unhealthy food should be taxed more(maybe to subsidize the healthy food), then fat people really have no excuse. Laughing at people with poor health, in my experience has often been thinly veiled classism. Posh faggots should'nt be able to criticize anyone for anything, they don't live int he real world. Raised on waitrose and bupa-ass niggers should be ethnically cleansed.


Oh i think it does, not much though, are you sainsbury's anon?


I'd recommend five guys if there's one near you and your being a cheeky yank.


Oh shit no! that place is shit! run lad!



Still want one?








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