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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

File: a42aa2131af0085⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1251x826, 1251:826, odfnjs.png)

 No.51890

Thread #88

Morality prevails Edition

Previous thread >>51163

 No.51895

>>51890

This is a thread I can approve of, thanks threadslave.


 No.51897

>>51890

> Thread 88

Nice,it seems appropriate this is the morality prevails thread.


 No.51898

Goodnight lads.


 No.51899

Probably belongs in the degeneracy thread but I just did a shit so bad my toilet looks like a bin you'd find in a Nigerian abortion clinic.


 No.51900

>tfw no get rich quick scheme


 No.51901

>>51900

I'd like to grow drugs and sell them on the darknet


 No.51902

>>51901

too risky for my blood


 No.51903

>>51902

It's actually quite difficult to get caught.


 No.51904

>>51903

presumably you mean weed? I can't think there's many others you can casually "grow"

Also I'm discussing this on the pretense that this is about a potential business venture rather than DOING the drugs and is therefore not on the degenerate hit-list


 No.51905

>>51904

Can we get over the stupid, prudish, smug idea that casually smoking weed is degenerate?


 No.51906

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 No.51907

>>51905

I don't actually have an issue with it I was just following the thread theme.


 No.51908

File: ea2ce0fa3eb22b7⋯.jpg (149.45 KB, 736x736, 1:1, GetHighAndDenyChrist.jpg)

>>51905

degenerate

adjective

dɪˈdʒɛn(ə)rət/

>having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.

I think there are worse vices and I'm not a member of this inquisition but… it is degenerate


 No.51909

>>51905

You should consider making your weed-related posts on halfchan's /britfeel/, because I think they would be received much better there.


 No.51910


 No.51911

>>51908

Weed is an incline not a decline


 No.51912

File: d753e2835593dda⋯.png (37.14 KB, 607x637, 607:637, 1488235276843.png)

File: f2fcd106cbc631e⋯.png (210.62 KB, 327x316, 327:316, 1441565176242.png)

>molymeme


 No.51913

File: 1fa8ccf6a6049f3⋯.png (17.43 KB, 788x272, 197:68, shooting club.png)

neat


 No.51914

>>51905

Sure, and then next week it'll be:

>Can we get over the stupid, prudish, smug idea that casual sex with strangers is degenerate?

>Can we get over the stupid, prudish, smug idea that doing drugs is degenerate?

>Can we get over the stupid, prudish, smug idea that being gay is degenerate?

>Can we get over the stupid, prudish, smug idea that race mixing is degenerate?

>Can we get over the stupid, prudish, smug idea that cutting your dick off is degenerate?

>Can we get over the stupid, prudish, smug idea that cuckolding is degenerate?

How about no. Maybe your social group of hip urbanite teenagers/twenty-somethings, older brain-damaged raver/hippy leftist types, and/or niggers are all really into it and it seems totally normal, but outside those particular slices of those particular demographics, smoking weed is still rightfully considered degenerate.


 No.51915

>>51913

I hope you have a nice time Raoul.


 No.51916

>>51914

whats you opinion on using psychedelics to treat mental illness?


 No.51917

>>51914

>smoking weed is still rightfully considered degenerate.

Why?


 No.51918

>>51916

I think that using drugs at all to treat any type of mental illness is a temporary solution at best, and permanently damaging at worst. Considering how doctors are still shilling SSRIs to people despite all evidence pointing to them not working as intended and in many cases causing more serious problems such as chronic depression, then even if they began prescribing shrooms or something I still wouldn't trust them.

If you mean just buying them off the internet and trying to "cure" yourself with them, I think that's even more of a minefield. All you have to go off are the anecdotes of various other brain-altered-by-drugs people, it's certainly not something I personally would be willing to toy around with.


 No.51919

>>51918

why would they lie?


 No.51920

>>51919

Who, random people that advocate psychedelic usage to try and solve mental illnesses? It's not that they lie, it's that they're not qualified enough to know what they're talking about. They have no idea about the chemical makeup of what they're taking or how pure it is, their own biology, etc., and as the subject of their own mind-altering experiments they have absolutely no objectivity or impartiality. They are very likely to be completely unaware of any internal or hidden side-effects, and the long-term consequences.

I have no reason to trust anything they say, and I'm certainly not going to risk my own mind and body based on their proclaimed experiences. You might say "but you don't even trust doctors, and they're supposedly qualified", but in my opinion the average NHS-tier GP or psychiatrist isn't as knowledgeable as they try to make out in the world of medicine, as in my example with SSRIs.


 No.51921

>>51920

There is quite a lot of research being done on the effects of magic mushrooms on depression and the results have shown are positive results.


 No.51922

>>51921

I'd be interested in seeing the results, but I think it's difficult to classify something like the effects of shrooms as strictly positive or negative. I'm sure they do a great job of making people feel more content and happy inside, but what about having the appropriate emotional response to your immediate environment and the world around you? Isn't depression a rational response to certain situations, where you'd have to be completely deluded or on drugs to feel otherwise?

Many shroomers say that they "feel" like they have a better spiritual understanding and stronger connection with the universe, but how might that affect their ability to make good financial decisions, their moral values, or their political views? Does it make people more susceptible to deception, oblivious to dangerous situations, or easily influenced? There are a lot of factors to consider, and for me personally I'm quite happy to avoid it all and just work through my issues the hard way.


 No.51923

>>51922

>Does it make people more susceptible to deception, oblivious to dangerous situations, or easily influenced?

I think given that how most stoners and psychedelic users seem to be insufferable braindead "one world" types the answer is probably yes.


 No.51924

>>51923

That was exactly what I was getting at, the few psychedelic users I've spoken to have been exactly as you say. Psychedelics "opening your mind" seems to actually mean opening your arse to things like open borders and "one race the human race" bullshit. It also simultaneously appears to remove your ability to be concerned by anything happening in the world around you, because you genuinely believe that you've become enlightened, rather than simply "feeling" enlightened.


 No.51925

>>51924

They're conduits for globalist ideology, it's no wonder so many of the most prolific anti-white organizations/corporations/pressure groups/politicians are in favour of legalization. For the sake of argument you could say that even if use of the drug in and of itself isn't harmful, the culture surrounding it certainly is, and on that basis alone I would discourage its normalization. I do think it's harmful though, not in an immediate fashion as alcohol or heroin can often be, but in a more pernicious long-term way. I agree with virtually everything Peter Hitchens says about it, other than I think he's wrong when he says addiction doesn't exist.


 No.51926

>>51925

Couldn't agree more, I am glad to know there's at least one person here that shares my views on drugs.


 No.51927

>desperate for a drink

>cup ran out of water an hour ago

>some bloke whose voice I don't recognise is downstairs

>he could be here for hours more

Why was I not warned that someone would be here today and at this time, I haven't showered in about 11 days and all my emergency water bottles are empty. This is terrible.


 No.51928

>>51927

Don't you have an upstairs bathroom you could get water from?


 No.51929

>>51928

The water in our bathroom comes from a cold water tank in the loft, which I've peered inside before and it's pretty nasty, definitely not safe to drink.

He's just left now though, so I am saved.


 No.51930

>>51927

He's cucking you lad. Go downstairs and do your business like the premium dutchflag bull you know you can be.


 No.51931

>>51930

He left ages ago, I've already cooked my dinner since then. Fish cakes and stir-fried brown lentils.

I might have dared myself to go down had I been prepared and presentable, but I'm a hikki mess at the moment so there's no chance.


 No.51932

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 No.51933

>>51932

I could learn much from him.


 No.51934

>>51917

>>51914

You still haven't answered why. It seems you just agree with the MUH-DEGENERATE people on the internet without knowing why or actually having any opinion of your own.


 No.51935

I think the constant arguing about what is and isn't degeneracy is more annoying than the degeneracy itself.


 No.51936

I thought I'd no e away from the za so I made steak and potatoes dauphinoise


 No.51937

File: 3ba45475a8a33e4⋯.jpg (636.06 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Snapchat-1927767154.jpg)

I forgot the picture


 No.51938

File: b441c70bded0e33⋯.jpg (395.45 KB, 1833x1314, 611:438, 1451919287486.jpg)

>>51937

>snapchat


 No.51939

>>51938

yeah…


 No.51940

File: d715dfb2110dd75⋯.jpg (103.65 KB, 634x479, 634:479, 27BF5FE900000578-0-image-a….jpg)

>>51934

If I was prone to picking my opinions up from whatever I read the internet instead of forming them myself, then I would probably be advocating for weed like everyone else online does these days. I had a strong stance against drug usage long before I was shitposting online, so please don't try and wave me off as some kind of parrot who can't think for himself.

As to why weed is generally considered "degenerate", I think the main reason is due to the stereotypical image of a "weed smoker" (pic related). A lazy, scruffy, smelly, useless person who doesn't particularly care about anything except getting high. Usually either a teenager with failing grades, a NEET, or a piss-poor wageslave content with being stuck in a dead end job. Commonly a childless adult dead-set against ever having children, or alternatively a really shitty single parent. Atheism is the predominant "religion", with no real set of morals besides some ramblings about "peace and love, dude".

There's more to it than that of course, such as some of the things >>51925 mentioned, but I'm really tired and need to go to bed so that'll do for now. Obviously stereotypes like this have many, many exceptions, but there is usually some truth to them when speaking generally.

>>51935

I wouldn't call this arguing, it's a relatively tame discussion, but I admit it is annoying having to keep going over the very topics we were trying to avoid talking about. It's not really something we're going to magically come to an agreement on either, so once we've said everything there is to say on the matter I'd be happy to never talk about these things again.


 No.51941

sisters making pancakes with her boyfriend

kitchen is off limits for god knows how long


 No.51942

>>51940

Your points are conflicting, you say you think for yourself yet fall back on stereotypes to show why weed is degenerate.


 No.51943

>>51941

My mums making me American pancakes, I'm looking forward to them


 No.51944

>>51940

Around 38% of the population have tried smoking weed at some point. For people under 30 I'd imagine it is significantly higher. Even 50% of the users on this board have tried a recreational drug at some point.

You don't talk to many people so your only idea of what a recreational cannabis user is like is from exaggerated, unflattering caricatures.


 No.51945

>>51942

You specifically asked why "smoking weed is still rightfully considered degenerate", which in my original post was prefixed by "outside those particular slices of those particular demographics,". I took that to mean you were asking me why people in general see weed as degenerate, and I answered it in that fashion.

Also, I don't see how using the well-known stereotype of weed smokers to demonstrate my point is akin to me absorbing other people's opinions because I'm allegedly incapable of coming to my own, or how my ability to coherently convey my views factors into the topic. If I was to throw that ball back at you, I could say that despite positioning yourself as the wise man talking down to the fool, you've not actually posted your own views or any counter-arguments whatsoever, you've simply responded with "why?" and "your opinion is not yours".

>>51944

"Tried" isn't the same as "uses regularly/daily", I have nothing to say against anyone who has simply tried it. And don't give me this "you don't talk to many people" rubbish, I went to college and did Music for fuck's sake. You can't go anywhere online without running into weedfags either, even here as you say.


 No.51946

>>51940

Arguing or discussing, either way.

Plus it feels like people are constantly having this discussion over and over again on the board, and really it's not needed. As you said, no one is going to change anyone else's mind.


 No.51947

Was doing some pull ups on Saturday and overdid it lads. the inside of my elbows are still hurting.


 No.51948


 No.51949

I'm going to go outside tomorrow and smoke so much that everyone in my town can smell that it's 4:20. All the people will have to rush outside to collect their washing before my thick clouds of smoke contaminates it. I want EVERYONE to know I'm blazing it, the stench will be unbearable.

I can't wait until it's legalized so none of you prudes can even leave the house without getting dank clouds puffed in your face.


 No.51950

>>51948

Thanks lad, I quite like seeing buff orientals doing videos, sends me back to the days when I used to watch lots of martial arts movies.

Also they're less threatening than buff white dudes, they give off a lot of modesty.


 No.51951

>>51946

>and really it's not needed

I disagree with that, if we don't talk about these things openly then we wouldn't know where we all stood on these things. Last thread there was a clear outlawing of "degeneracy", "illicit substance abuse", and more, but these new rules were neither fleshed out nor authoritatively set in stone, so there was naturally going to be some debate between us as to where the limits of these things should lie. I'm not even sure whether or not these rules are still in effect.


 No.51952

My internet has been shit all day. It's fine for about 5 minutes after I reset the modem but then it suddenly gets slow again, which troubles me - I would put it down to poor service if not for that minor detail. How can I tell if someone else is connected to my network or if I'm being ddosed?


 No.51953

>>51952

I've had shit internet too, since last night in fact.


 No.51954

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Evan Centopani Food Shopping & Prep Without A Budget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgNrqAwCojA


 No.51955

I've decided to sell my bonds and re-invest in 100% stocks.


 No.51956

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 No.51957

>>51912

That's a fake account.


 No.51958

I'm really sad and alone.


 No.51959

>>51957

Not him, but if you go on his Frozen video, that comment is one of the top ones. The account is (((verified))) and clicking the username goes straight to his real channel page. Until relatively recently, Molyneux was seen by many as this lying, scamming, fraudulent, cult-leadery type character, and those views weren't completely unfounded. I don't think a bit of blatant samefagging is out of the question for the Molyneux of 2-3 years ago.


 No.51960

>>51958

I'm here for you lad, you're not alone here at least. Any particular reason these feelings have been brought on, or is it just how you generally feel?


 No.51961

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 No.51962

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>>51961

Not me really, I'm a big fan of classic House and early Detroit Techno, but I've never been a fan of the more modern, soulless, droning, "techy" sounds. The particular track you posted isn't particularly offensive, but it sounds unfinished.


 No.51963

>>51959

You're right, I thought it was fake because it wasn't verified and didn't highlight his username.

I don't like molyneux, I only watch him if I want to listen to someone he has on his show and he inevitably just ends up interrupting them with a shit metaphor.


 No.51964

File: 1512740a4c8310b⋯.jpg (10.92 KB, 960x530, 96:53, 1488372575474.jpg)

>Hello

Wait wait.. HOLD ON HOLD ON….Did I just hear what I think I just heard… Did you just say HELLO to ME???

MIKE DID THE KID JUST SAY HELLO TO MEEEEE???

Do you know that such trivialities constitute passive-aggressive behavior??? Maybe you don't notice it because you're an inexperienced 21 year old child who only debated in PRIVATE with CLOSE RELATIVES. Let me remind you of your place kiddo:

I'M A GOD ON YOUTUBE

I'M FIFTY YEARS OLD

I HAVE 30 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE (10 IN PUBLIC)

I HAVE THE BIGGEST PHILOSOPHY SHOW IN THE WORLD

I HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS ON YOUTUBE

I WAS A SOFTWARE ENTREPRENE-

>But-

WAIT WHAT??? DID THE KID JUST CUT ME OFF?

MIKE CUT HIM OFF!!! CUT HIM OFF RIGHT NOW!!!


 No.51965

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 No.51966

(Marr) became involved with the International-Communist League as an undergraduate at Cambridge, earning the nickname “Red Andy.”

“The BBC is not impartial or neutral,” Marr stated in October 2006. “It’s a publicly funded, urban organisation with an abnormally large number of young people, ethnic minorities, and gay people. It has a liberal bias, not so much a party-political bias. It is better expressed as a cultural liberal bias.”

More disturbingly, Marr seems to advocate political force in addition to propagandistic persuasion to socially engineer the sort of world in which he believes: “And the final answer, frankly, is the vigorous use of state power to coerce and repress. It may be my Presbyterian background, but I firmly believe that repression can be a great, civilising instrument for good. Stamp hard on certain ‘natural’ beliefs for long enough and you can almost kill them off.” Immediately prior to these words, Marr spoke of the need to make people “immune to the old tribal chants,”

http://www.theimaginativeconservative.org/2015/10/the-bbc-writing-christianity-out-of-history.html


 No.51967

>>51966

based


 No.51968

Do you like this album, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uchRhrAy-8


 No.51969

>>51968

>it's an album of loops sampled from old records, slowed down, and drenched in reverb/delay

It sounds nice and all, but that's more the original composer's and musician's work than anything this pretentious "artist" did. Not impressed.


 No.51970

>>51969

>can't appreciate music just for how it sounds

Autism


 No.51971

>>51966

This information does nothing except confirm what I already firmly believed the BBC was/is doing


 No.51972

>>51970

>listens to music with poor/lazy workmanship because it sounds okay on the surface despite a glaring lack of effort on the "producer"'s behalf

Uncultured normie with low standards. One day you might escape your inner nigger and finally stop listening to "music" that is just a lightly processed sample of other people's music.


 No.51973

File: b57f35d2ca80098⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 4030x4096, 2015:2048, 1475512767802.jpg)

>>51972

>tfw to intelligent for enjoyable sounds


 No.51974

>>51973

You know, if I was to take a photo of the Mona Lisa, apply a few colour filters, increase the contrast a bit, then print it onto a large piece of paper and sell it, I hope you'd be there to defend my art online with such bullshit as "wow, you can't appreciate an enjoyable picture just for how it looks, a u t i s m".


 No.51975

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What does everyone think of this wobbler?


 No.51976

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Have you lads seen this? It's so kekworthy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKczW14EO_w


 No.51977

>>51960

I've felt like this my whole life.


 No.51978

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 No.51979

>>51978

Rotting brain vegan.


 No.51980

>>51978

based Pat


 No.51981

Someone talk to me I'm so alone.


 No.51982

>>51981

Have you being watching any good tv shows at the minute?


 No.51983

>>51982

No, I watched a film yesterday called 'Magical Girl'. I didn't think it was very good.


 No.51984

>>51983

what do you do to occupy the day?


 No.51985

>>51984

I sleep for twelve hours when I don't have to do anything, then I play video games or browse the internet. What do you do?


 No.51986

>>51985

mainly the same really just with TV interspersed. Do you not have any hobbies?


 No.51987

>>51986

Not really, I lack passion.


 No.51988

>>51987

I can't imagine that's true, isn't there anything you'd like to try?


 No.51989

>stock market surges after Trumps speech, a major show of confidence

Are you tired of winning yet? I'm not.


 No.51990

>>51989

>supporting a bigoted hateful racist

#LoveTrumpsHate who's with me lads?


 No.51991

>>51989

It feels bittersweet. I think what Trump is doing is great, but I just wish we had someone even close to his calibre running in our country.


 No.51992

>>51989

Did you hear the Democrat's

>chorus of execration

when Trump announced VOICE — Victims Of Immigration Crime Engagement.

Just gogled for headlines now, their beyond what I imagined.

https://www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-adolf-hitler-nazi-published-list-crime-immigrants-congress-confirmation-7605146

Weren't the Nazis also for a smoking-ban, restrictions on civilians bearing arms, promotion of STEM subjects and environmentalism? Can't wait for the left to denounce that too lads.

Honestly, if liberals were as outraged by the crimes themselves as they are by Trump mentioning them, he'd have probably lost the election. It's the same with Sweden. You can't maintain these blue-pilled delusions about how the muds actually behave if the government starts accurately reporting on their proclivities.

I didn't, until now, believe that Trump was some strategic genius, I just thought he was refreshing, running an ad hoc campaign and better at thinking on his feet than his adversaries.

However, that

>you look at what's happening last night in Sweden. Sweden, who would believe this. Sweden. They took in large numbers. They're having problems like they never thought possible,

might have been some genius per-meditated bait. The insertion of the two words "last night" emboldened the media and Sweden to ridicule his claims so they began printing and got all the readers and viewers curious as to what is actually happening in Sweden.

There's an Italian phrase

>se non è vero, è ben trovato

sometimes translated to "If it is not True it is well founded". The media is arrogant enough to think they can impress their audiences by ridiculing the details Trump gets wrong, they must not hear the sounds of their own voices. They report to Americans, who barely ever think of Sweden in the tone:

>haha did you hear what Trump said, muslims did horrible things in Sweden yesterday, Ahckchully yesterday was one of the rare respites Sweden had from it's burgeoning jihadist rape/murder epidemic. Fake News! I'mWithHer amirite?


 No.51993

File: 0bf799a913919ee⋯.jpg (85.84 KB, 706x431, 706:431, swole-pepe.jpg)

>tfw to intelligent to take drugs

>get high on endorphins instead


 No.51994

>>51993

Nice.


 No.51995

>>51993

>tfw to intelligent to not take drugs

>get high on endorphins from said drugs


 No.51996

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Chuck Norris: 'People With a Negative View of Trump Will Be Pleasantly Surprised'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIYZVSElmj4


 No.51997

Watching some Zelda stream and getting hyped for tomorrow lads.


 No.51998

>>51997

> getting hyped for tomorrow

what's tomorrow?


 No.51999

>>51998

My Switch arrives with Zelda.

Although I'm in work until 4ish, and my parents are going for lunch midday, if it arrives in the afternoon it'll end up going to the post office depot and I'll be pissed.


 No.52000

>>51997

I was fairly interested in the game about 4 years ago, and I might have even bought a Wii U just to play it if it had come out when it was supposed to, but I've since completely lost that interest.


 No.52001

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.52002

File: dc1207b00267df7⋯.jpg (595.67 KB, 1203x1077, 401:359, 1456876086969-0.jpg)

>>52001

Goodnight, lad who was working with his dad.


 No.52003

File: 93525f698fbc0e2⋯.jpg (5.03 KB, 290x174, 5:3, peter_hitchens.jpg)


 No.52004

File: b5fd2c347a25099⋯.mp4 (612.84 KB, 480x264, 20:11, b5fd2c347a25099942e7dffda8….mp4)


 No.52005

File: 922dbbfe68e4a09⋯.jpg (221.95 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, thinking (2).jpg)

>nothing comes from nothing

>there is something

>therefore there was never nothing

>something could not bring itself into existence because it would have to exist before it existed

>therefore something else would have to bring it into existence

i just proved the existence of god


 No.52006

>>52005

I think it's fairly obvious to anyone that's spent even a minute of their life to think about it logically that our universe and all that exists within it didn't just appear from "nothing", and would have required an incomprehensibly large and powerful entity to define the rules and start the process. Whether or not that entity is omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient is up for debate, but it's easy to imagine that the creator of all things may indeed have such powers.


 No.52007

File: be9728315d6af7a⋯.png (292.63 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1423954172572-2.png)

>tfw wrote out an essay of a response to an anon on another board

>thread got deleted before I could hit reply


 No.52008

I pissed myself, I fucking pissed myself


 No.52009


 No.52010

>>52008

How did you manage that? Do you have a medical condition that makes you incontinent? If not, you're a fucking disgrace.


 No.52011

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Earth is billions of years old and we're lucky enough to be alive at the same time as vaporwave

It's just…so based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wsoDHMxyUk


 No.52012

>>52011

>earth is billions of years old and we were unlucky enough to live our formulative years in the age of cultural Marxism

It's just… so shit


 No.52013

>>52010

I was drunk and stoned and fell asleep. I started having a dream where I was pissing in a toilet and I woke up and I pissed myself.


 No.52014

>>52013

Degenerate absolutely BTFO.


 No.52015

>>52008

Don't worry about it, I've shit myself a few times.


 No.52016

File: 76ac8c4c9a7cf2a⋯.jpg (36 KB, 261x165, 87:55, 1421780518676.jpg)

>>52013

You're a joke


 No.52017

File: 26550be1b2e3340⋯.jpg (194.9 KB, 908x1448, 227:362, 1488559441582.jpg)

Would you, lads?


 No.52018

>>52017

No, I would not.


 No.52019

>>52013

I was on the fence regarding the weed debate, but this is too far.

I want you wretches GONE


 No.52020

>>52019

It's the alcohol that will have done it

I want you alkies GONE


 No.52021

>>52020

This. It's not the first time I've pissed myself drunk.

I'm mostly glad that nobody noticed.


 No.52022

File: 959ff15e24f90d6⋯.jpeg (41.25 KB, 709x765, 709:765, 1356862890582.jpeg)

>tfw I've had a ringing my ear for the past couple of hours that won't go away

I think I might be getting tinnitus lads. Well, time to end it.


 No.52023


 No.52024

it's the weekend


 No.52025

File: d1ad061b6ea4f42⋯.png (163.4 KB, 420x236, 105:59, lads.png)

>>52024

WAHHEEEEEYYYY TBH LADS

WHAT ARE EVERYONE'S PLANS THEN?


 No.52026

>>52025

No plans, yesterday I sat in my room all day and went to bed at 6pm. Maybe today or tomorrow I'll go for a walk outside, weather permitting.


 No.52027

I think there's a Bird World War going on directly over my house, sounds like twenty crows just going mental along with some other birds.


 No.52028

>>52027

I looked up some bird sounds and the other birds must have been magpies. The commotion has stopped now, but at one point I could here lots of bomping on the roof along with the shouting, like they were wrestling or something.


 No.52029

>tfw you were the only person to post within the last 22.5 hours

Oh well, goodnight.


 No.52030

>>52029

night lad


 No.52031

File: 8f5b183ce78908f⋯.jpg (93.92 KB, 700x700, 1:1, streaming tears wojak.jpg)

A guy at work keeps calling me broccoli man.


 No.52032


 No.52033

>>52032

I was putting some broccoli out and he jokingly said he would buy me some, then the next day I asked where my broccoli was, now he won't stop calling me broccoli man.


 No.52034

File: 1be1a3909229c9d⋯.jpg (150.56 KB, 600x340, 30:17, 1467820073569-1.jpg)

Revealed: Tony Blair's secret White House summit as he launches astonishing bid to work for Donald Trump… as his Middle East peace envoy

>Blair attended a secret meeting at the White House to discuss working for Trump

>Held talks with Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner this week

>The former PM and Kushner have met three times in secret since September

>Could setback Theresa May’s hopes of forging ‘special relationship’ with Trump

Can this man be stopped?


 No.52035


 No.52036

>>52034

Fortunately Farage will warn him off of Blair (if he hasn't done so already).


 No.52037

>tfw esoteric goofy wacky waffle


 No.52038

>>52033

The only solution is to quit, or alternatively you could blackmail him with cheese pizza charges.

Potentially even release a rap album about candy that makes him addicted to sweets and hyper, use his hyperactive mind to power a drill to hell to release demons which makes people run but they fat from rap enduced candy album so they can't run , solution? Sign them up to your diet pill pyramid scheme .


 No.52039

>>52038

Haha, how very random, and yet, so epic. I tip my hat to you, fine sir, for you have won the thread this day. ;)


 No.52040

Ive been pretty much been playing zelda non-stop since 10AM


 No.52041

Have any of you seen the people vs oj simpson? I'm really enjoying it. It's all about the manipulations in the trial and the lawyers making everything about race to get him off.


 No.52042

File: 5aa63a12a8d6b84⋯.png (48.88 KB, 845x495, 169:99, stop.png)

File: a379b3248ed3f6b⋯.png (35.79 KB, 850x418, 425:209, s t o p.png)

Seeing kids posting youtube comments about how they wish they were teenagers in the 00s makes me want to die. I distinctly remember it being 2005 and me thinking the 00s would go down as the worst decade in music and pop culture history, and how nobody would ever look back on it fondly like people did the 70s and 80s at the time. Now a decade or more later you've got children thinking that the super happy fun world of music videos created specifically to make money off the gullible teen demographic was actually the reality, and there wasn't shit like politics, murders, rapes, abductions, wars, poverty, terrorism, and the rest of it all going on at the same time.


 No.52043

>>52042

I don't mean to play devils advocate, because I agree that the 00s were shit. But I think this is a psychological thing and will always happen. Past decades had politics, murders, rapes and poverty too. But if people are looking back only at the music or the movies, of course it's going to seem much better.


 No.52044

>>52040

how is it?


 No.52045

>>52044

I think the first thing that stands out is how fun the combat is, the enemies hit hard and the dodging and parrying feels satisfying because of it, and there's a lot of variety in the weapons, at least as the game goes on. Theres heavy stuff like hammers and axes, one handed broadswords and two handed claymores. I've found a lightning wand, although theyre seemingly rare, there's also spears, which have a long reach and are super fast, currently my second favourite weapon type. Finally boomerangs, they feel really satisfying. You have to actually time the button press to catch them when they come back or they go flying of behind you.

There's a lot of mechanics you'd seen in a ubisoft game, there's towers you climb to reveal the map, but they dont unlock a bunch of shit like they did in far cry, and they dont actually tell you where anything is, just give you the basic lay of the land, they do help for surveying stuff yourself though. They can also actually be challenging to get up, since you have to balance stamina while climbing and make it to the right ledges. So far ive found one covered in thorns so I had to be careful about where I actually climbed, and one with Beam enemies at the bottom so I had to constantly move around to get out of their range, was pretty fun.

Depending on how into zelda you are, the next part will make more sense. I've just done the first dungeon, and it was a little different. I had to activate 5 things in the dungeon and it was very open plan, theres one main room, with 3 or 4 levels, a few various ledges etc, then there's 2 or 3 side rooms and thats it. If I hadnt got stuck on one puzzle (which had an obvious solution once Id done it) it would have only taken be like 30 minutes.

The more traditional style of puzzles are in shrines though. It feels like theyve just removed the bloat from dungeons where you have to go find keys in chests and then come back, not one key in this dungeon.

Very little in combat in dungeons and shrines too, at least so far. I think this is because theres more of it in the open world now.

I think the one thing that makes the open world great is a lack of waypoints for enemy camps and stuff, when you stumble upon them it genuinely feels like that, you have no idea whats over the next hill or around a corner, even if you have climbed the tower.


 No.52046

>>52043

Yeah I know, it just kills me inside that the 00s feel like yesterday to me, and not majorly different to the present day beyond meaningless aesthetic shit, yet dumb kids wish they could live through the immediate past like it was somehow superior. I could understand it if they wished to live in a pre-internet or pre-electronics world or something, but the 00s were practically the same thing as today, besides the available technology we already had receiving relatively underwhelming upgrades.


 No.52047

>>52045

thanks for the detailed review. I've never played any zelda games before but this game interests me.


 No.52048

>>52045

Honestly doesn't sound that appealing to me personally. I'm much more of a fan of the old 2D Zelda games, but the one thing I loved about Ocarina of Time was the temples/dungeons; figuring out the puzzles, navigating through the labyrinth-like levels, collecting keys, etc. It was kind of like the early Tomb Raider games, which I've always adored. On the other hand, the thing I hated most about OoT was running around the overworld and the silly sidequest stuff, but it sounds like they've made this one mostly those things and not so much the previous things.


 No.52049

>ALL THE BENZOYL PEROXIDE IS OUT OF STOCK

>ONLY HAVE A LITTLE BIT LEFT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


 No.52050

File: 9adc30ac256e57e⋯.png (144.39 KB, 400x309, 400:309, 1488560440330.png)

Looking forward to the gym tomorrow lads. What are you looking forward to?


 No.52051

File: 43c81d4aeffe090⋯.jpg (133.43 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, hyGdrxN.jpg)

>>52050

I ordered one of these 4 days ago, you can only import them from Japan so it's probably going to take a couple of weeks or even a month for it to arrive. I don't really play fighting games, but I've always wanted a 6-button controller for Mega Drive and Saturn emulation purposes, and this is the first one I've seen to get decent reviews. It's also the first thing I've bought for myself since last August.


 No.52052

I'm off to bed now, goodnight guys.


 No.52053


 No.52054

File: 4aa4501e8891657⋯.mp4 (188.19 KB, 578x480, 289:240, Really.mp4)

>Delivering pizzas, first order comes through.

>Chloe - 40A, 2 mediums

>Drive to location, park, walk over to 40A

>Intercom with bunch of with numbers on them (1,2,3,4,5,6), door says '40A' on it.

>Check receipt, no details on what number it is so call mobile.

>qt on phone, laughs, apologizes come down.

>VeryAttractiveLady.jpeg

>OKLookingExtras.jpeg2000

>Hand over pizza, drive back, get call.

>Pull over illegally and answer

>qt voice saying she want's to order more food, tell her I can't do that, I'm just the driver, she laughs, apologizes.

>Back, start making boxes upstairs.

>Manager Immediately says I have another delivery, usually takes 5 minutes.

>Other delivery driver is asking why it's not him (first come first serve, he came back sooner)

>Manager says something, I'm not listening.

>In car, putting address from receipt into SatNav

>Chloe - 40A.

>Huh - maybe she requested me? idk

>Drive back park.

>Same again, have to call.

>"come up!" - gives me access code.

>Type it in, Green light, door unlocks. hmmm. Anon you're reading too much into this tbh

>Climb stairs - You should say something funny and address the situation

>OK brain, if you say so.

>Decide on 'you know, if you wanted to see me again you didn't have to buy another order, you have my number' - immediately think it's dumb but decide i'm going to say it.

>Knock on door.

>One Shot - Lose Yourself - Eminem.mp3

>Rehearse witty remark in head.

>She opens, some of her friends are within ear shot.

>"Hello again, I-"

>YOU KNO- this is too loud anon "-w if you" is this to quite now? I can't tell, wait what were yous saying again?

>Ortizham takes over and begins to extemporize.

>unintelligible_autistic.mp3 [corrupted]

>"W-what?"

>One of her friends chuckles.

>"n-nothing, enjoy your food" Look up she's smiling, she's really pretty, can't maintain eye contact for very long, look away.

>"No what were you saying?"

>Think she might be bullying me, look up annoyed, can tell she is not trying to mock me.

>Start blushing.

>"Nothing, I have to go."

>"oh o-ok"

>speed walk away, look up, she hasn't closed the door yet, can tell she is discussing what just happened at the "ad hoc #5102 bi-weekly what an autist anon is Roastie convention".

This type of stuff happens far too often lads.


 No.52055

>>52054

Ouch. I think you know where it all went wrong, but if not, it was that moment you started trying to think of something cool to say before the situation had even occurred, and even attempted to rehearse it. If you're a sperg, that's never going to go down well with normies. Your best bet is to practice meditation to silence the autistic fantasising/plan-devising part of your mind, and regularly seek out and engage in spontaneous, improvised conversations with real people.


 No.52056

File: 0d3d126f2404969⋯.png (37.73 KB, 698x659, 698:659, sinister pepe.png)

im going to have a big poo


 No.52057

File: edb910398c110fb⋯.jpg (8.29 KB, 250x187, 250:187, 1488809161662s.jpg)

File: 869f860c76d2ed3⋯.png (42.58 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1454456309860.png)

>Grandparents ordered XXL pizza for grandkids who didn't show up


 No.52058

File: 74f69ba22412d4e⋯.jpg (650.05 KB, 2448x1836, 4:3, 1488809161662.jpg)

>>52057

Saved the thumbnail, I'm ashamed of myself.


 No.52059

>>52057

>>52058

I'm not convinced that's the real context behind the image.


 No.52060

File: 3ac4698aff765ad⋯.gif (1.15 MB, 350x211, 350:211, wrath.gif)

>Get Out has overwhelmingly positive reviews and 99% on Rotton Tomatos (it was 100% for a while)


 No.52061

File: 2027bbed3ecf3cb⋯.jpg (7.86 KB, 400x343, 400:343, reed.jpg)

MY BENZOYL PEROXIDE DIDNT ARRIVE TODAY

I PAID 5 POUND EXTRA FOR NDD AND ITS NOT HERE


 No.52062

>>52061

Also it's only 5% strength now since apparently you need a prescription for 10% which is BULLSHIT.


 No.52063

>>52060

>Roots received critical acclaim, with praise directed towards the acting abilities of the cast, the faithfulness to the original, and the modern changes. On Rotten Tomatoes, the series has a rating of 98%, based on 41 reviews, with an average rating of 8.31/10.

Perfection in Hollywood is the demonization of fictional white men.


 No.52064

Have any of you matched betting lads done any of these kind of join offers yet? I've been working my way through the free bet-type ones offered by places like Coral and Paddy Power and have made £110 so far but now I'm considering doing this and the others like it since the potential profit is much higher. Anything I should watch out for, or is it as simple as it seems to be?


 No.52065

File: 9454b32cee44e7e⋯.jpg (51.9 KB, 521x323, 521:323, 10bet.jpg)

>>52064

Forgot pic


 No.52066

>>52065

Yeah I've done a few, usually they are as simple as they look.


 No.52067

>>52064

>>52065

>tfw low attention span and got bored of matched betting


 No.52068

>>52067

How much did you make? I don't think I'll ever get bored of low-effort cash flow.


 No.52069

>>52068

about £200. I don't know why but I just feel like I can't be bothered.


 No.52070

>>52069

I take it you're not in desperate need of money then? I'm trying to save up as much as I can so I can move out of my mum's house which is a big incentive for me. Matched betting on top of working a lot, plus my investments mean that things are going quite well for me financially at the moment.


 No.52071

>>52070

Not desperate, no. I think I have a bad habit of getting bored of things easily


 No.52072

File: 76611ba7dad7aad⋯.png (605.89 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1485964891124.png)

>fucked up a bet, didn't lay correctly

>lost £100


 No.52073

I'm so tired, goodnight guys.


 No.52074

File: a8a41acbef52c13⋯.png (555.37 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1488835647305.png)

Who /panicking/ here


 No.52075

>>52074

>strong enough to fight nazis

Translation: strong enough to physically assault anyone they come across who with views that don't align with the liberal left.

I know your memeing but violence really is becoming more and more normalised among the left.


 No.52076

>>52074

I can't wait to shoot him.


 No.52077

>>52055

I've always found having a couple of one liners in my pocket is a good thing, people seem to enjoy them and it makes me feel easier to integrate into a conversation.


 No.52078

>>52077

If it works for you then great, but if you're always dropping your spaghetti or the lines you come up with go down like the Titanic, then it's better to forget the scripts and build up your spontaneous improv conversation skills in my opinion.


 No.52079


 No.52080

File: 06e4e3ed523d368⋯.gif (993.38 KB, 290x198, 145:99, 1420814051284.gif)

>keep hearing the lyrics to a song that's always on the radio at work

>it sounds like an anthem for single mothers

>look up the video

>it's worse than I could've possibly imagined

It's nice that Trump won and all lads, but what do we do about the fact that these (((people))) still control the culture?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papuvlVeZg8


 No.52081

>>52080

Degenerates gonna degenerate, I don't think there's much we can do besides keeping their influences far far away from ourselves, and purging them all when the time comes. Radios at work are cancer though, that shit was poisoning my mind all day from 3 different radios on 3 different stations. Try to complain about the noise or say that it's distracting you from your job, it won't make you a popular person but sometimes it's worth it.


 No.52083

File: 0244bea8076021b⋯.jpg (12.72 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 50263.jpg)

>>52079

I feel ashamed to represent Poland :/

That sexist slut is trying to victimize himself by implying women are taking over control, which would suggest women are intelligent, strong, and big enough to counteract everything he just said.

Democracy doesn't work because idiots like him get to have a voice >->


 No.52084

File: 8c254dbdd6f9df8⋯.jpg (77.55 KB, 575x615, 115:123, 1488894393256.jpg)

File: 1d9d5afb5b993a4⋯.jpg (60.19 KB, 409x409, 1:1, comfy deano.jpg)


 No.52085

>>52084

fuck blumpf and fuck white people.


 No.52086

File: 94cc9c0f2d11f03⋯.jpg (205.02 KB, 1851x564, 617:188, firstdayonthejob.jpg)

>halfchan


 No.52087

>>52083

what brings you to these parts, Mateusz?


 No.52088

File: f9860088c78de1b⋯.jpg (177.34 KB, 640x480, 4:3, wtp.jpg)


 No.52089

File: 6574fe74ff8fad2⋯.png (1020.92 KB, 1292x657, 1292:657, lets plot a course.png)

Let's plot a course

intercourse


 No.52090


 No.52091

>>52090

진짜 좋다 기계체조도 생활체육화 되서 많이 퍼졋음 좋겠다


 No.52092

File: a3ba45c29069484⋯.jpg (459.5 KB, 942x768, 157:128, 5af5fe574d323d672cab17e9d9….jpg)

me and the lads


 No.52093

>>52092

Why are you posting pictures of my dealer?


 No.52094

>>52092

delete this you fucking asshole, or else!!


 No.52095

File: d92856fe651d5e9⋯.jpg (28.14 KB, 680x364, 170:91, raugh.jpg)

>>51973

>to intelligent


 No.52096

Time for me to get up, wouldn't want to miss another day of me being alone in my bedroom.


 No.52097

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

KIDNEY FAILURE - HEALTH SCARE - KIDNEY STONES - SHINGLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFzN3QOpdSQ


 No.52098

A lot of these betting websites have terrible design/functionality.


 No.52099

File: 6b75cc88e08641e⋯.png (146.93 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1488972116888.png)

Boom.


 No.52100

everbody itt needs to make airplane mouth noises now >:c


 No.52101

File: 64c28a39ea5ad51⋯.jpeg (112.51 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, image.jpeg)

>tfw the most maturereristt and responsiblelist anon ever

Hooyeah I love piggy hill she is /ourguy/


 No.52102


 No.52103

Mods.


 No.52104

>>52102

That's not an airplane noise uncool anon >.>


 No.52105

>>52104

And you haven't fucked off, go away.


 No.52106

>>52105

>tfw when tsundere-kun won't wear that cap with helicopter blades on you gave him

Listen anon-kun perchance you have heard of relenting sheesh excuse me priincess >.<


 No.52107

File: 3cfda16c13091a3⋯.jpg (520.24 KB, 2048x1190, 1024:595, 3cfda16c13091a3593ef145956….jpg)

>taxpayer-funded government memes


 No.52108

now then la


 No.52109

>>52108

you alri then la ;4)


 No.52110

>>52109

tiptop & you la's ?


 No.52111

STOP SHITPOSTING


 No.52112

>>52111

Trips of truth, so what's everyone doing/been doing today? I've emptied the dishwasher, that's about it really.


 No.52113

>>52098

Very true. I'd make more money from smarkets than betfair thanks to the smaller commission, but betfair is vastly more user friendly so I usually use that.


 No.52115

>>52099

Its right though, if I was to say "I think muslims, mexicans and black people are sub-human", that would be a fact.


 No.52116

>>52112

I went to the job center at 8 am as per the text I received, as it turned out they don't open till 9 and my appointment was actually 12 and they had sent me the wrong time.

I ended up shouting down the phone at the call centre worker and going home. I'm not sure what will happen to my bennies now.


 No.52117

#HerVoiceIsMyVoice


 No.52118

My teeth are so perfect.


 No.52119

>>52118

Foreigners OUT


 No.52120

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.52121

>>52119

Goodnight lad.


 No.52122

>trying to transfer bitcoin

>has been saying "unconfirmed" for the past 4 hours

What the fuck is this?


 No.52123

>>52122

I had coin unconfirmed for 2 days recently apparently my fee was too low


 No.52124

>>52123

How do I sort this out?


 No.52125

>>52124

There is no remedy. Please understand.


 No.52126

File: 4b542ea2db5595a⋯.png (212.28 KB, 430x395, 86:79, homer 65.png)

>>52125

I NEED IT


 No.52127

File: 05a53debed0587f⋯.jpg (19.96 KB, 380x254, 190:127, 1450715644544.jpg)

>falling for the "unconfirmed" bitcoin scam


 No.52128

>>52127

Get fucked.


 No.52129

File: deaafd124df0d2b⋯.jpg (103.33 KB, 800x622, 400:311, 9735207ef9ec18cdd7fe3e1175….jpg)

>>52128

I'm not the fucked one, my good lad.


 No.52130

>>52124

I paid a miner to give me priority, you could also wait it out.


 No.52131

>>52130

How do I do that?


 No.52132


 No.52133


 No.52134

>>52133

>using ubuntu instead of his own OS

Disappointed.


 No.52135

File: 5281982a580f8a8⋯.jpg (83.67 KB, 800x579, 800:579, neetsche.jpg)

>tfw my maths ability was better in primary school than it is now


 No.52136

>>52135

Same, I think you have to practise it regularly to stay good at it.


 No.52137

>>52136

Not only has my mental ability degraded, I've entirely forgotten any theory I've learned and I'm dubious to my having learned any of it in the first place. Being moronic is the worst trait, if I seppuku it will be because of that; I wouldn't mind being a depressive if I thought myself a clever one.


 No.52138

My bitcoin came through. Now I can buy some dank weed.


 No.52139

File: 3ef0c60be6d1f00⋯.jpg (192.65 KB, 875x1238, 875:1238, fit pepe.jpg)

Did an hour on the exercise bike at the gym at moderate intensity then came home and made a Pepe.


 No.52140

Picking my friend up from college in a few hours and then going to the rifle club. They told us to bring jackets for some reason.

I'll review how it was later.


 No.52141

this is now a juggolo board prove me wrong ninjas , protip you can't


 No.52142

WHOOP WHOOP

MOTHER FUCKING MAGNETS


 No.52143

>>52138

I've being trying to get some for over a week, it's pissing me off, first the coins took 3 days to transfer, then the first guy I ordered from went on holiday now the other guy I have ordered from hasn't been online since the 6th.


 No.52144

File: d5dea97ac1fce56⋯.png (22.68 KB, 188x200, 47:50, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw guaranteed profits

feels good man


 No.52145

I accidentally dropped an entire toilet roll into the toilet. I had yet to flush it.


 No.52146

File: e3745883159b48c⋯.png (334.53 KB, 539x409, 539:409, ClipboardImage.png)

R8 my chicken strips

I cooked them medium-rare, like any culinary patrician.


 No.52147

>tfw you come home feeling tired but have a little bit of energy but your Dad spends 25 minutes straight rambling and trying to force conversation, turning statements into lots of little mini questions so you're forced to keep saying "yeah", "mhm" on repeat and then keeps talking about the same topic after you thought the discussion had ended and now that little bit of energy you had has been completely drained


 No.52148

>>52138

What strain are you planning on getting? I had some lemon walker cut recently that was really nice.


 No.52149

The rifle club was pretty good. Just spent a few hours shooting .22 bolt action rifles. It had fewer members that I expected, I think there were only 4 of us excluding me and my friend. Shooting a rifle is easier than I expected, especially when I figured out how the sight works.

One decrepit old man who is by far the best shot there

One loud man in his 30s who was wearing edgy metal tshirts

One skinny adam lanza looking kid

One normal looking guy who brought in some old martini rifle that impressed everyone for some reason.

After a 3 month probationary period they can vote us into the club and then I can apply to get a firearms license and own my very own rifle.


 No.52150

>>52148

Bought some lemon haze just because it was the only strain on AB that was being sold in 8s.


 No.52151

File: d209dd724c9b872⋯.jpg (14.24 KB, 310x299, 310:299, e500fc01b700c7dbe03453b4e2….jpg)

>still don't know if the qt i like has a bf

>it wouldn't make a difference anyway


 No.52152

File: 5110b7c346d55e1⋯.jpg (59.33 KB, 611x985, 611:985, 1489132043721.jpg)

Worried yet, Blumpfkins?


 No.52153

Not available? Perhaps you should let George know that as Carlton, I'm in a position to scratch his Bush if he'll scratch mine, capich?


 No.52154

guess whos finished work for the weekend

time to chug some whiskey, smoke some spliffs and order my self a nice tranny escort


 No.52155

File: 3aadc78957c83f0⋯.jpg (853.01 KB, 4500x4334, 2250:2167, 1427490740653.jpg)

>at college on Monday

>overhear annoying stoner faggot talking about how difficult he's finding juggling school with his part time job and caring for his disabled mum

>mentions he's got some weed in his bag which he's taking to his mum later to help with her chronic pain

>says he's also gonna have a bit to help his stress

>later that day I phone the college anonymously and say that he's been dealing drugs by the gates

>he ends up being escorted off campus

>hasn't been in the rest of the week so earlier today I ask his friend what happened

>turns out he's been expelled, and since he previously received a caution for drug possession he's also facing potential criminal charges.

Who /justice/ here?


 No.52156

>be mildly autistic

>overhear someone talking about smoking weed

>don't really say anything even though he's loud and annoying

>fantasize about how I could get my revenge

>because of my autism fantasizing about things is far more vivid and almost seems real

>come back home

>type out my fantasy as if it happened


 No.52157

File: 5e75dcf9fb55186⋯.png (114.99 KB, 281x281, 1:1, 14263468608222.png)

>>52156

Seems I hit a nerve, eh weedy?


 No.52158

I slept for seventeen hours.


 No.52159

>>52157

Maybe if the story was believable.


 No.52160

>>52155

Doing god's work lad.

>>52156

Neurotypicals OUT


 No.52161

>>52160

lying is gods work?


 No.52162

>>52161

No, but BTFOing weedfags that take it into college with them and openly tell everyone about it is.


 No.52163

>>52162

but that never happened


 No.52164

File: b2800a966394d34⋯.png (54.16 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1426801027810.png)

>>52163

you seem awfully defensive about something that definitely "didn't happen"

that weed must be making you paranoid again


 No.52165

>>52164

I've never even tried weed, it's you who is paranoid.


 No.52166

>>52165

>I've never even tried weed

>jumps on the defensive the moment anything slightly disparaging towards weed is mentioned

you and I both know that's a lie, weedboy.


 No.52167

>>52166

You're talking to two different people.


 No.52168

>>52167

yes, and you're both weedfags


 No.52169

>>52168

Correct.

Can't wait until it's legalized so people like you can't even leave the house without getting dank clouds puffed in your face. Not like it matters anyway, the police don't care anymore.


 No.52170

>>52169

> the police don't care anymore.

they cared for your poor stoner compatriot who has now had his future ruined by weed

I'd feel bad for his MS-riddled mum, but she was evidently weedscum too


 No.52171

>>52170

But that never happened. He just did something that annoyed you, you did nothing in return and felt helpless so you fantasized about revenge.


 No.52172

File: 3ae317e0dec6344⋯.jpg (6.66 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1422040216274s.jpg)

>>52171

your time is coming, weedie


 No.52173

>>52171

>A weed fag being this defensive.

I dont see whats unbelievable about this story.

If anon reported him anonymously, theyd have to check him for drugs.

If he's a weedfag there's a chance he's been caught with it before, especially if he was talking about it openly enough for others to hear about it.

And they will expel him and kick him off campus, I've seen this happen to people when I was in university. Someone got kicked out off halls and wasn't allowed to go to lectures, they did let him take the exams though. (As if he had a chance)

Which part of this do you consider unbelievable?

While I dont hate stoners as much as the other anon does, I think he deserved it for being stupid enough to bring weed to college after already having a warning about it.


 No.52174

>>52173

the fact the I know multiple people who have hot caught having drugs and it only ever ended in an exclusion not expulsion and also the fact the security can't search you without permission.


 No.52175

>>52173

>If anon reported him anonymously, theyd have to check him for drugs

No, they don't have to do shit and you can't just search someone without consent. Nobody is going to consent to a search if they are carrying drugs.


 No.52176

>>52175

Sure, legally you don't have to let them search you, but they also don't have to let you stay in the college.


 No.52177

>>52176

Choice 1: Consent to a search, let them find your drugs and get kicked out of college.

Choice 2: Refuse to consent to search, get kicked out of college but they don't find drugs.

Gee, I wonder which choice is best.

Also

>implying they would kick anyone out of college because the autistic kid called the reception desk and awkwardly mentioned the guy he has a grudge against is carrying weed


 No.52178

File: b174a609e365feb⋯.jpg (175.48 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1427834344982.jpg)

>>52177

you really are mad about this aren't you


 No.52179

>>52178

Not really.


 No.52180

>>52179

then why do you feel the need to keep arguing? Just accept one of your little weed friends got BTFO and move on


 No.52181

File: 4613ec3526114f0⋯.jpg (93.99 KB, 946x1300, 473:650, appliedscience.jpg)

>>52179

>mfw weedfags are put into camps and slaughtered


 No.52182

>>52180

Because I like watching compulsive liars react when they are called out.


 No.52183

File: b10b86d7d127812⋯.png (31.79 KB, 381x339, 127:113, 1427380211536.png)

>>52182

maybe you should have a spliff and calm down


 No.52184

I have a strange urge to watch "Jeepers Creepers"

Any of you lads wanna watch with me and get spooked?


 No.52185

cytu.be/r/streamfeel


 No.52186

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.52187

Just got back from a smoke sesh, blazed it so hard.


 No.52188

The board was a lot better when weedfags and other degenerates were banned on sight, whatever happened to "morality prevails edition"?


 No.52189

>>52188

moral definitions are subjectively personal


 No.52190

>>52189

>stoner

>relativist

You're subhuman.


 No.52191

Hello. How British do I have to be to shitpost here?

>>52188

You don't have opiod addicts and cheesecake addicts yet, weed is nothing.


 No.52192

>>52191

And treating weed like it's nothing is why you have opioid addicts.


 No.52193

>>52191

How British do I have to be to shitpost here?

Being British is not required, but you do have to be white.

>You don't have opiod addicts and cheesecake addicts ye

There was at least one anon who was hooked on codeine for a while, and there's also >>51615 .


 No.52194

>>52191

you are from a Colony, so as long as you're not a filthy abbo you pass


 No.52195

>>52192

opiates are why you have opioid addicts


 No.52196

>>52194

I'm actually 1/128, so HAV YUU GOT ANNIE MUNNIE FOR THA BUS, GOBBA?

White Australia policy could have been done better.

>>52195

>>52192

a public healthcare system that can't be trusted to keep hospitals staffed, let alone preventing curries from nicking all the morphine, locally grown poppies, close proximity to the Golden Triangle, and most importantly, high demand on black/grey markets due to NEETsplosion is why you have opiod addicts.


 No.52197

>Tfw when drinking all week and today's day of sobriety is already unbearable on a physical state

Sobriety is more then imperative at this point, I can't tell if I'm imaging but liver hurts . I thought this only happened to long time alcoholics


 No.52198

File: dfa666b2ac0d9ce⋯.png (20.48 KB, 206x149, 206:149, ClipboardImage.png)

Feels good man


 No.52199

Been to the dentist lads, gotta have a filling, possibly another depending on the x rays and they told me I've got some gum disease. Thought so, they've been bleeding occasionally.


 No.52200

>tfw in exactly 2 weeks from this point I'm probably going to get drunk and lose my virginity to a prostitute


 No.52201

>>52197

you need to be physically restrained


 No.52202

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52203

I stayed up too late, goodnight guys.


 No.52204

Starting to consider getting a kindle or something similar lads.

I'm much more into reading than I used to be, and kindles are undoubtedly more convenient than regular books. But at the same time, I really enjoy having a proper physical book to both read and keep on my bookshelf afterwards


 No.52205

My only friend has depression. I think he might off himself eventually


 No.52206

My mum and her boyfriend have gone away to Benidorm, so I've got the house to myself for a week.


 No.52207

File: a9ab74b41d27061⋯.jpg (2.16 MB, 2592x2592, 1:1, tfwnopartybag.jpg)

>>52206

Britfeel house party now.


 No.52208

>>52207

I can't guarantee there'll be any party bags, party hats, an assortment of balloons, or enough chocolate and sweets to kill a small child, but sure, come on down to M I L T O N K E Y N E S lads.


 No.52209

>>52206

>Benidorm

WAHHHEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY


 No.52210

>>52209

Yeah, it's my mum's boyfriend's family who always invite them out there, they are just those kind of people. My mum never liked that shit in the past, and I can't stand the thought of it. Going abroad just to sit around in bars and clubs, drink yourself to death, make a twat of yourself on karaoke night, and watch piss poor "entertainment" acts that were so shit they couldn't get gigs anywhere else. No thank you.


 No.52211

>>52205

I was dealing with this problem a while ago, it was after he blew his 20k inheritance from his grand parents on drugs and drink. Then he got himself the worst girlfriend in the world, she had burns all over from attempted suicide and was a angry and horrible person on top. After he broke up with her he was at his lowest but slowly over the last year he's getting back to his old self.

It was a very difficult time for me, I kept thinking today will be the day I'm left all alone. I think you've just got to be there as much as you can for them and hope they pull them selves out of the fire.

>>52206

>>52210

Benidorm is an absolute shit tip, I drove through on my way to a waterpark and it was filthy and really trampy looking, it's pretty much skegness 2.0.


 No.52212

File: 76fd470482bf41f⋯.jpg (57.97 KB, 851x478, 851:478, 1486730154262.jpg)

I want to die and I want to kill.


 No.52213

>>52212

Have you tried getting more sun?


 No.52214

>>52213

The more I go out the more homicidal I get.


 No.52215

>>52212

What are you doing to alleviate this?


 No.52216

>>52215

Nothing, why would I want to alleviate this.


 No.52217

my balls are average sized


 No.52218

>>52216

cool. keep on, keeping on.


 No.52219

>when you discover a major youtuber is virtually fully redpilled


 No.52220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52221

>>52212

I now this feel.


 No.52222

The gay kid at zombies said he has had 47 sexual partners, he's only 18. I don't even know 47 people.


 No.52223

>>52219

>>52220

I've not seen this stream, but I've listened to segments of other ones and read his twitter posts. He's more of a sargon-tier "classical liberal" type than actually redpilled, but it's fun seeing all these popular youtubers publicly admitting to wrongthink.


 No.52224

>>52223

Sargon would be happy for everyone to miscegenate as long as they upheld Western values; Jontron is explicitly arguing in favour of maintaining the White majority. He's probably not as redpilled as one can possibly be, but for a mainstream YouTuber to be on board with basic WN principles is huge.

(I'm not a WN, but my disagreements with them are basically meaningless when we're talking about hyper-cuckolds like Destiny)


 No.52225

>>52220

I watched Destiny many years ago; I stopped when he started talking about politics.


 No.52226

>>52220

That's pretty funny, isn't JohnTron some variety of subhuman though, don't know who Destiny is.

The most cucked "philosopher" ever is on JRE. You should check it out, they're shilling this cocksucker pretty hard.

Any of you know anything about John Rawls?


 No.52227

>>52226

Jon is half Iranian, half Hungarian-Croat.


 No.52228

>>52226

>JohnTron some variety of subhuman though

Iranian heritage, so yes


 No.52229

I'm going to stay so hydrated today.


 No.52230

>>52229

I know this feel. Recently I've been waking up really dehydrated, dry lips, dry nose, dry eyes, dry throat, etc. I have no idea what's causing it other than maybe I'm not drinking as much water as I normally do. It wasn't like this until recently.


 No.52231

File: bfefe16bbb73ecb⋯.png (22.52 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 1345287266086.png)


 No.52232


 No.52233

File: 43aa1becdc37ef1⋯.png (600.96 KB, 584x588, 146:147, ClipboardImage.png)

Me on the left. Rate out of 10?


 No.52234

How are your investments going lads?


 No.52235

>>52234

I sold my LS80 at around for roughly £1000 profit, and have re-invested it all in LS100.


 No.52236

>>52235

I should add that I did this after learning that an increase in interest rates actually lowers the value of existing bonds, and with interest rates set to increase certainly in the US if not here, bonds no longer seemed viable


 No.52237

>>52236

I'm finding it hard to commit to any long term investment strategy as I'm not sure if or not i'll need the money in the next 5 years. I've kept my money in cash at paltry rates because of this. Looks like I've missed out.


 No.52238

>>52237

you have, but as the saying goes, the best time to plant a tree is 30 years ago, the next best time is right now.

If you want liquidity just put half your money away and keep the other half as cash.


 No.52239

Good news for once. Through intermittent effort since 2012, i've gone from being long term NEET with little qualifications and even littler prospects to being functional in a comfy job.

Putting my progress in a sentence that small makes it seem like a feat barely worth mentioning, but compared to how I was before, it's a monumental shift in how I act and function.

Took a lot of advice from you all to get here. From people here now and people that browse here no more. So, just want to give my thanks for all the common sense perspectives I got from everyone every time I've morosely mulled and raged on here over the years.

It's a weight off, but the permanent sense of dread we seem to share always finds a new way to manifest itself even with positive changes in circumstance. Dealing with that is the next step I think.


 No.52240

>>52239

I'm glad to hear that mate. I think this place has helped me too, as bizzare as it feels to admit it.

Keep up the good work


 No.52241

>had the chance to evenly lay a bet and make £15 no matter what

>decided to under-lay for the chance of making about £25

>a last minute goal meant I won the lay bet, and only got about 75p

Lesson learned, lads


 No.52242

>>52239

That's excellent mate, really glad to hear you've been working hard and managed to push yourself into a much better position in your life, not everyone can say they've done that. I too can say that things would not have been the same for me without this place, despite my numerous autistic outbursts and pointless disagreements with just about everybody on this board at some point or another.

I know what you mean with that dread as well, always lurking around the corner, ready to pounce on us without a moment's notice. Despite achieving milestones I thought were impossible over the last two years, I've been struggling with doing anything positive at all over the past couple of months. However, it feels like it's beginning to wane, perhaps because this long winter is finally going away. In fact I just remembered right this moment that I have SAD and I haven't been using my SAD light at all, that explains it all really.


 No.52243

>don't see friends for a while

>meet up and have a beer and that

>remember i fucking hate them which is why i haven't seen them in ages

I'll forget that soon and the cycle will continue.


 No.52244

File: 36e47479e74bb2d⋯.jpg (36.66 KB, 390x297, 130:99, Devil_Pepe.jpg)

>my numerous autistic outbursts

Glad to see you admit you were wrong about Vaporwave.


 No.52245


 No.52246

>>52244

That wasn't one of them, vaporwave itself is an autistic outburst.


 No.52247

Anyone know which song/artist the first track is sampling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD91J0Rpmc


 No.52248

>>52247

The Spinners - Rubberband Man


 No.52249

>>52248

I meant the piano part, it's not original is it?


 No.52250


 No.52251

Forgive me lads, for I'm about to go full degenerate for 4 days.


 No.52252

>>52251

In what way?


 No.52253

>>52252

There's going to be a lot of alcohol and possibly a prostitute. Depends on how it goes.

Avoiding drugs though, I don't really want that.


 No.52254

>>52253

>Depends on how it goes.

What is "it"?


 No.52255

>>52254

My weekend away.


 No.52256

File: 687f0b6433538f3⋯.png (17.65 KB, 150x158, 75:79, ClipboardImage.png)

like taking candy from a baby


 No.52257

>>52255

Let us know how fulfilled it makes you feel afterwards, lad.


 No.52258

big droopy bollocks


 No.52259

>>52258

no thank you


 No.52260

>>52253

>>52251

Funny, I'm going to Amsterdam in less than 2 weeks. There's going to be 24/7 drug use but I'm completely avoiding prostitutes. That's gonna be difficult when we're in the red light district.

I owe my friend a hooker after I lost a bet too.


 No.52261

File: 2155352709d3093⋯.jpg (27.97 KB, 680x583, 680:583, 1460844695958.jpg)

>>52260

I hate you and will never be ok with you posting here.


 No.52262

>>52261

I second this.

>/britfeel/ - drugs, weekenders with the lads, and hookers


 No.52263

Just went to see The Stranglers with a friend.

Absolute shit, they're some awful 70s punk band. Everyone there was about 30 years older than me so I felt pretty out of place and I was too sober.

Why the fuck is his taste in music so bad?

Why the fuck was it $5 for a drink?

I HATE it when drunk middle aged women try to talk to you. They remind me of gross dogs that have loads of drool on their faces who want to be petted but they're too gross to touch.


 No.52264

If there is a God, he's fucking with me tonight lads.


 No.52265

>>52261

You don't know who I am.


 No.52266

>>52263

>I HATE it when drunk middle aged women try to talk to you

lmfao me too m8 ;L


 No.52267

>>52265

It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is your plan.


 No.52268

File: 26c01aa88f1ddc4⋯.png (228 KB, 480x271, 480:271, ClipboardImage.png)

Hickok went too far with this one


 No.52269

>>52267

I'm actually avoiding prostitutes. I think I'm doing a good job.


 No.52270

>>52269

was smoking drugs part of your plan?


 No.52271

>>52270

That's my daily plan.


 No.52272

>>52271

Well congratulations! You're a degenerate!

Now whats the next STEP in your master plan?!


 No.52273

>>52272

Corrupting this board.

WITH NO SURVIVORS


 No.52274


 No.52275

>>52240

Thanks mate. Progress is slow but with little effort over a long time circumstances can gradually improve.

I get another bizarre feeling from realizing that the same amount of time between the start and end of World War 2 was near the same as it took me just to find a job.

>>52242

Cheers to you too. About 2 months ago or so you gave me a few stern words after I posted about how i'd given up and was going to end it for good. But, you helped me snap back into a more reasonable perspective, at least for the time being.


 No.52276

File: c99725d4aa47dda⋯.jpg (78.09 KB, 680x1020, 2:3, c99725d4aa47dda1873bde53ab….jpg)

Good morning.


 No.52277

File: 2b7e9fc0ee9a88d⋯.jpg (144.47 KB, 960x640, 3:2, chen rally.jpg)

>>52276

good evening


 No.52278

>>52276

goodnight too, I suppose. This board is pretty slow until it's late, are you all wagies who come home at 7pm to shitpost then cry yourself to sleep?


 No.52279

>>52276

morning lad


 No.52280

>>52278

No, most of us just have shit sleep patterns. Mines alright at the moment though. Goodnight mate, sleep well.


 No.52281

>>52278

as >>52280 says, a lot of poor sleeping habits around here


 No.52282

>>52278

I posted >>52276 just before going to sleep.


 No.52284

>tfw haven't won the lottery yet


 No.52285

File: 640e04b58248159⋯.png (4.8 KB, 1092x1037, 1092:1037, pepe (128).png)


 No.52286

>>52284

what would you buy?


 No.52287

>>52286

Probably a nice comfy flat, and everything else required to create the maximum comfy experience.


 No.52288

>>52287

>flat

You win the lottery and you'd buy a fucking flat, I hope you never win it.


 No.52289

>>52288

haha, sorry bro I should buy a party mansion and invite all the bros over to do coke XD


 No.52290

>>52289

Yes. Comfyness never lasts and you eventually end up feeling bored.


 No.52291

>>52290

I'm not saying that's all I'd do forever, but that would be my first thing to buy.


 No.52292

>>52289

Better than shooting up in your hovel.


 No.52293

fuck drumpf

and fuck white people


 No.52294

File: 63b1a3d3b69cf40⋯.png (23.06 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 14263231688224.png)

>think I'm going to get a nice conversation about the lottery

>instead get attacked for not spending my imaginary fortune the "right way"


 No.52295

File: 8bde743e6e99738⋯.png (15.16 KB, 1092x1037, 1092:1037, pepe 2.png)

>>52294

Sorry lad, I just think flats are hellish, maybe if you bough the entire building. What else would you buy?


 No.52296

>>52295

what if it was like a penthouse apartment or some other luxury type deal?

I reckon I'd go travelling too, explore the world


 No.52297

>>52296

I dunno, the only fancy flats are in cities and cities are degenerate.


 No.52298

>>52296

Personally I would like a big house in the middle of nowhere, with nobody to disturb me and no one for me to disturb. This is mostly because music is my hobby, and I wouldn't be able to enjoy it as much if I had to be wary of my noise levels all the time.


 No.52299

>>52298

top lad


 No.52300

File: a4cc950deb41dda⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1000x750, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Just had the tastiest burgers

you jelly, poorfags?


 No.52301

Just watched Rogue One, it was a bit shit tbh.


 No.52302

File: 52f68c25f51b386⋯.png (555.83 KB, 720x388, 180:97, ClipboardImage.png)

women truly do age like milk


 No.52303

Keep coming back to my hotel room around and this time, I'm not really bothered about walking through a foreign city after dark, everyone else seems to think otherwise though. I guess its because Normie's care about being stabbed or something, I'll either fight them off or finally fucking die. I just don't see an option where I survive and don't kill the attacker.

Getting back is pretty shitty though because the least normie Normie's take way longer than me to realise theyve been abandoned.


 No.52304

Sometimes I think my teeth are a little too perfect.

Especially since this is the UK where everyone's teeth are jacked up and here I am with such perfect teeth.


 No.52305

>>52304

>Especially since this is the UK where everyone's teeth are jacked up

that's a meme, British teeth are some of the healthiest in the world


 No.52306

>>52305

Healthy? Possibly.

Shiny, straight and perfect looking? No.


 No.52307

>>52304

>>52305

My teeth look shit.


 No.52308


 No.52309

I'm off to bed, last full day home alone tomorrow, this week went by too fast. Goodnight guys.


 No.52310

>tfw freshly washed bedclothes

>>52309

Night lad.


 No.52311

>>52310

Morning lads.


 No.52312

>>52311

Afternoon.


 No.52313

File: facc6e7edb2f682⋯.png (110.06 KB, 600x564, 50:47, doomfeel.png)

ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.52314

File: fcd9a8fc1bd2d59⋯.png (1.75 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

norming lads


 No.52315

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52316

>>52315

Not really.


 No.52317

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52318

>>52317

Not really.


 No.52319

>>52317

Generally no, although that track is decent.


 No.52320

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52321

>>52320

>Not really.


 No.52322

>>52320

Absolutely not, that's the worst one so far, by far.


 No.52323

>>52308

I remember this, cranston aged worse than piana


 No.52324

>>52323

>cranston aged worse than piana

have to disagree, piana still looked human back then.


 No.52325


 No.52326

File: f5767ebf87e4d02⋯.jpg (111.05 KB, 1336x449, 1336:449, btd.jpg)

BUY THE DIP


 No.52327

File: bd89a0cbae9673b⋯.jpg (102.71 KB, 750x747, 250:249, 1473708713638.jpg)

>>52326

>dip

>8.6% up


 No.52328

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52329

>>52327

buy the dip now while you can or be a salty nocoiner forever

the choice is yours


 No.52330

Is the lad who owns the 8ch.pl britfeel still here?


 No.52331

>>52223

i have a feeling like jontron is more redpilled than he lets out


 No.52332


 No.52333

>>52331

He's let it out massively recently, that's the thing.


 No.52334

I'm off to bed, I made some progress tonight regarding social anxiety. I was on discord voice chat and managed to open up a little bit more when 1-on-1 with someone. I was actually responding with sentences and expressing a degree of intonation, even cracked a few joke responses. Strangely enough, I think it's because I've been home alone all week, I've been talking to myself loudly non-stop, practising relaxing my throat and warming up my vocal cords. Felt great to actually be talking to someone that wasn't my parents.

Goodnight guys.


 No.52335

>>52330

That's weird, no I'm not here anymore, except I just checked back in now after months away and I see your post. What's up?


 No.52336

>>52335

Well I happened to Google britfeel, and I noticed this 8ch doesn't appear but the 8ch.pl one does (i think this entire site isn't indexed by search engines)

I just thought it might be a good idea to sticky a post on that board linking people here, since it seems it's gotten a fair few random people post there

On another note, how's life? What have you been up to while you've been away from here?


 No.52337

>>52335

Welcome back lad, been up to anything interesting while you were gone?

>>52336

>i think this entire site isn't indexed by search engines

Yeah, google effectively shadowbanned 8ch.net from their results in 2015 after SJWs mass reported it for harbouring CP, so all you come across is 8ch alternatives. Several months ago, Ron blocked google's bots from crawling here entirely as it was using up valuable server resources while giving nothing back.


 No.52338

>>52336

>I just thought it might be a good idea to sticky a post on that board linking people here, since it seems it's gotten a fair few random people post there

All those posts were mine pretty much. A couple of random anons dropped in but 90% were just me keeping the board alive to prevent it being claimed by someone. I'll put a sticky up though for anyone passing through.

>On another note, how's life? What have you been up to while you've been away from here?

Nothing much, except maybe I've sunk deeper into despondency than ever before. Also it's been over a year since I burned my arm and now I'm left with a horrible scar. I'm burn anon if anyone remembers. My only claim to fame on this board.

>>52337

>Welcome back lad, been up to anything interesting while you were gone?

Well I haven't done absolutely nothing I suppose. I became the owner of /pdfs/ last year so I've been working on that some. It keeps me going.

How has /britfeel/ been lads? Is that faggot stormzy poster still here?


 No.52339

I've been away for a while boys, I hope everyone is keeping well.


 No.52340

File: 64a36d854226c80⋯.jpg (43.65 KB, 500x500, 1:1, relentless-orig-1.jpg)

>that first sip of the day


 No.52341

>>52339

Hello mate, yeah I'm doing alright, just had a week home alone which has been comfy. My mum's coming back tonight though.

How have you been? Done anything interesting?


 No.52342

I'm going to my 50 year old stalker friends house. Hopefully I don't get raped or anything.


 No.52343

>>52342

why do you have this "friend"


 No.52344

>>52343

Because he gets us drunk and buys us coke.

He's also my friends work manager so we have to provide him company so he will give him the holidays off that he wants.

If we weren't all in our 20s I'd assume we were being groomed.


 No.52345

>>52344

oh ok. i dont like you.


 No.52346

>>52344

I, also, don't like you.


 No.52347

Been in a cat accident lads


 No.52348


 No.52349

>>52347

greentext it lad


 No.52350

>pressured into sitting downstairs with the family again

Jdimsa

>>52341

Just plugging away at life really. Started therapy, nearly finished college, got some good University offers. I'm feeling kind of shit today, but the general trend for the first part of 2017 has been an upwards one. It's been a slog though.


 No.52351

>>52344

I like you lad but this is normie.


 No.52352

File: d3d3fdc27f649f9⋯.jpg (1.71 MB, 2322x4128, 9:16, uncle trev.jpg)

File: d8a05513c771599⋯.png (117.95 KB, 492x290, 246:145, kek.png)

I went to my 50 year old friends, mother's house, he gave us a load of wine and then tried to give us his prescription codeine and then after about 2 hours he became irrationally angry because my friend wrote "nigger" in his crossword and said he was going to bed which was obviously a cue for us to leave.


 No.52353

>>52352

Is this real life? And do you really do coke?


 No.52354

File: 8b0205bd17e38e6⋯.png (8.28 KB, 450x401, 450:401, 1402548558352.png)

>>52352

I give up


 No.52355

>>52349

>coming out of work carpark

>get distracted for a second by a car driving the wrong way into the car park

>suddenly see a huge lorry in front of me

>for whatever reason I either don't break, or hit the accelerator by mistake (it's honestly a blur now)

>slam into the side of it

>smash the whole front of my car up

Not fun


 No.52356

>>52355

That sounds bad, were you injured?


 No.52357

>>52355

Fucking hell lad, that could have been really bad, we're lucky you didn't die. Are you injured at all?


 No.52358

>>52353

I've tried it once or twice in the past.

It's a huge waste of money tbh.


 No.52359

>>52356

>>52357

I went to A&E, no major injuries just a bit of musculator strain, plus a slight burn on my hand from where the airbag went up. I am lucky it wasn't worse really, plus a few people from the office came out and were really helpful.


 No.52360

>>52354

On what?


 No.52361

>>52358

I've never even smoked a cigarette before. Also, uncle trev looks kinda weird. He has a 50 year old's head on what appears to be a 15 year olds body.

>>52359

Fucking hell. Well at least you're relatively unharmed. Is the car a write off?


 No.52362

>>52361

I don't know yet, my insurance have picked it up tonight and it's being sent to the garage tomorrow, then we'll see. It hit the front but mainly to one side (the passenger side, otherwise I might have been way more fucked up), so I hope that means it can be repaired.


 No.52363

>>52361

Because he's a huge manlet.


 No.52364

File: a05bca26eeeba58⋯.webm (1013.46 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1490072236963.webm)

THICC


 No.52365

im going to have a mcdonalds soon


 No.52366

goodbye


 No.52367

>>52364

That's just unhealthy.


 No.52368

>>52366

See you later lad.


 No.52369

>>52364

I like big girls but for some reason I find that grotesque


 No.52370

what do you lads like to eat at mcdonalds


 No.52371

>>52370

I don't like to eat at McDonalds.


 No.52372

looks like my car's gonna be a write-off lads


 No.52373

>>52372

I expected as much, sorry for your loss mate.


 No.52374

>>52370

I usually get a large quarter pounder meal with a milkshake but I get water now.

I used to get the 20 nuggets for a £5 but I got sick of them off them.

what about you?


 No.52375

>>52370

Usually the 20 nuggets, and some mozzarella sticks. Sometimes the chicken tenders instead.

I dont really like regular burgers, so anything like that is a no go for me.

Sometimes I have the chicken and bacon deli sandwich mind, without any salad of course. Also partial to a Mcflurry.


 No.52376

File: b013676e133e7da⋯.jpg (97.85 KB, 945x945, 1:1, 04butseriously.jpg)

>>52374

i sometimes get 2 cheeseburgers after the gym. at 300 kcal and 16g protein each they're quite convenient.

>work have rang me twice today

no chance


 No.52377


 No.52378

File: ee306a0d75878e3⋯.jpg (320.31 KB, 1536x1152, 4:3, 1490112383982.jpg)

He can't keep getting away with it


 No.52379


 No.52380

File: 8f1675858f85d30⋯.jpg (392.31 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, folder.jpg)

>been sick for three days

>aching like a cunt

>fucked up sleep pattern

>constant dusty smell in my nose

>gonna have a ton of work to do tomorrow


 No.52381

I am at the stage in my life now where I have two career/study paths to choose from and I really don't know which to pick.


 No.52382

>>52381

flip a coin

you'll decide while it's in the air


 No.52383

File: 8a31957239a88cb⋯.png (288 KB, 700x875, 4:5, image.png)

>Spaced and wacked out in public

>don't realise I walked in front of 4 people at bus cue

>present any bus pass to driver

>middle aged looking woman btfo'd me and says there was a cue

>apologise and go to the back

That sure was embarrassing , hopefully today won't be as much of a debacle as yesterday


 No.52384

File: bca38ed778c6a7d⋯.jpg (27.17 KB, 500x372, 125:93, CEv2EWTWoAEcFyo.jpg)

Truth.


 No.52385

Going shooting tomorrow.


 No.52386

>>52385

>some of you guys are alright


 No.52387

I'm never drinking with my cousin again. I went round to my uncles to have a drink with them.

It all started off alright until my uncle went to bed then my cousin spent hours and hours going on about how shit his marriage is and have they never have sex as well as every other problem in their marriage. Oh and how he is considering letting a gay guy blow him at work.

That's what he gets for marrying our second cousin at 23 and being a delusional prick.


 No.52388

File: bbdf27501d23b88⋯.png (208.54 KB, 616x743, 616:743, westminster_2017-03-22.png)

>>52385

>>52386

Is this the power of meme magic?


 No.52389

File: effe0135f4a4428⋯.png (106.14 KB, 400x265, 80:53, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.52390

i prefer boiled to baked chicken lads


 No.52391

>In work so missing the news coverage

Reeeeee


 No.52392

>>52388

i bet it was those UKIP nazis


 No.52393

File: b7eba7a4717d729⋯.jpg (27.9 KB, 884x494, 34:19, 1490202325513.jpg)

glad to see reddit getting to the heart of the issue


 No.52394

HAPPENING STREAMFEEL

https://cytu.be/r/streamfeel


 No.52395

File: 470737f649e07bf⋯.png (597.68 KB, 926x706, 463:353, image.png)

>ywn have Peggy hill in your to enrich it

>ywn get a supportive waifu to assist your niche interest and occupation I'm propane

>ywn get taught the supreme boggle masters technique's

>ywn have a waifu with big feet to soddomise unconscious mailmen

>ywn assist her in her Mexican drug mule trafficking schemes

>ywn == HERE HER SAY HOOYEAH ==

Please be a cartoon teleported in Valhalla :^(


 No.52396

>>52387

>marrying our second cousin

is she a hottie?


 No.52397

File: 1f020f248440e31⋯.jpg (108.95 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 61Fc1pGXGZL._SL1500_.jpg)

>some twat from Lancashire has signed up to amazon and ebay using one of my secondary email addresses

>he bought this mug for someone named Glyn

What a bellend, he's lucky I'm a nice person and only reset the passwords so he's forced to make new accounts. This mistake could have cost him a lot of money.


 No.52398

>>52397

>using one of my secondary email addresses

How does that work? Get the name on the mug changed to Pepe.


 No.52399

>>52398

>How does that work?

Well he just made his accounts as normal but apparently put the wrong email address. The address is similar to the initials of his name, so he must have typo'd. On two different websites, including where you have to enter the email address twice.

>Get the name on the mug changed to Pepe

I would have done, but apparently he received it yesterday.


 No.52400

>>52398

Captain Pepe

Kek'd


 No.52401

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

oh fug


 No.52402

File: 4123e943ea5033e⋯.png (539.79 KB, 674x644, 337:322, 1490226340998.png)

File: e39cf0bf0f495a0⋯.jpg (4.16 KB, 252x161, 36:23, pepe-enough.jpg)


 No.52403

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>when darkies made good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wqUDylYcnY


 No.52404

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>52403

>when somebody actually posts music you like on /britfeel/

I never thought the day would come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmbeDRTnU1A


 No.52405

>nig music that isn't jazz

no thanks


 No.52406

>>52405

I quite like disco


 No.52407

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>52405

Not a big fan of straight up jazz personally, but I do like jazz-funk and fusion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1madb6s9ZQ


 No.52408

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>52407

Jazz and funk should be kept separate, fusion is fine.


 No.52409

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>52408

>Jazz and funk should be kept separate

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nPsfMHdNUE


 No.52410

>>52402

kek why?


 No.52411

File: df51419cfff9e1b⋯.jpg (67.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, stormzy.jpg)

File: be9c38b0047dc17⋯.jpeg (68.28 KB, 760x428, 190:107, stormzy-for-pm-nav.jpeg)

File: ff9a366a1601876⋯.jpg (213.58 KB, 748x498, 374:249, stormzy4.jpg)

File: 2c111f18623b50a⋯.png (163.98 KB, 620x460, 31:23, stormzy3.png)

for him


 No.52412

File: 82c2e2396856f1c⋯.jpg (38.57 KB, 420x720, 7:12, df51419cfff9e1b385d90b6f30….jpg)

>>52411

why is grime so shit lads?


 No.52413

>>52412

Because it was created by the most bottom-of-the-barrel talentless niggers and chavs that didn't have the minimal amount of skill to even create UK Garage. Anything they tried to make sounded dreadful, and instead of doing some reading and getting better at it, they just decided to just call it "Grime" instead. Likewise with the MCs, they couldn't rap for shit and were laughed out of the Garage scene, so they went somewhere that would accepted talentless twats with open arms.


 No.52414

File: 27d2b73973c673e⋯.gif (1.78 MB, 265x257, 265:257, 1449178491399.gif)

>ywn work in a 1990s video store


 No.52415

>>52414

Just had a video interview, was more nervous than I have been in actual interviews. Really bought out the robot in me, for a tech company though so I hope they understand, I had a sexu solution for the problem they gave me and only needed 2 of the provided 45 minutes. They seemed impressed, but not so impressed as to overlook by liability-tier sperginess.

ffs tbh, might have to kms lads.


 No.52416

>>52415

>only needed 2 of the provided 45 minutes

that doesn't sound good


 No.52417

I went to the gun club for the 2nd time. Next time I go I have to buy my own ammunition since they only give 2 free trials.

I think I'm going to buy a strap since the rifles way a ton and my arm is aching like hell by the 10th shot.


 No.52418

>>52417

I mean weigh.


 No.52419

File: 8395216bd7343df⋯.jpg (301.47 KB, 660x495, 4:3, 1490306789586.jpg)

>Stalin's granddaughter


 No.52420

File: ad8e34ed5b48d05⋯.jpg (846.45 KB, 1531x2244, 1531:2244, MUSSOLINI-Alessandra-IT-.jpg)

>Mussolini's granddaughter


 No.52421

>>52417

how much does the ammo cost? I Imagine they have to sell it there


 No.52422

>>52420

yeah, she also dubbed some simpsons episodes


 No.52423

>>52421

$5 for 50 .22 rounds.


 No.52424

>>52423

How long would those last?

is it mainly just shooting or more of a social club with shoot as a reason to gather?


 No.52425

>>52424

Probably shoot about 30-40 every time I go and it's mainly just shooting. Once everyone is done they just head off home.


 No.52426

File: 2c95e82f230ffd4⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1025x768, 1025:768, ClipboardImage.png)

How do you respond?


 No.52427


 No.52428

File: 251e56aff428cbb⋯.png (211.1 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 251e56aff428cbbeb8ebc49d2a….png)

it's the weekend again, what you up to lads?


 No.52429

>>52428 (me)

>eating a massive bowl of fries

>trying to think of an excuse to give my friend for not going out tomorrow

>listening to grimes


 No.52430

if a girl calls you babe is she just being polite


 No.52431


 No.52432

>>52431

thanks lad. im bad at picking up on social cues tbh.


 No.52433

>>52430

It really depends on the circumstances, but probably


 No.52434

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THE RESURRECTION - DAY 35 - MOHAWK - BANGIN BACK - 5150 - CLOSE DOWN POWERHOUSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptHtiiyw5cg


 No.52435

have you ever bullied someone


 No.52436

>>52435

I'd have to say yes, but not in a "holding a kid up to a wall by the collar of his shirt and taking his lunch money" kind of way. It was more of a "I'm autistic and I'm feeling a bit hyper, and the only way I know how to express this energy is in the form of needless physical violence against friends that don't deserve it" kind of way.


 No.52437

File: f7814dad2aca797⋯.jpg (36.53 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 20323366aa234d885edec92c5b….jpg)

>>52436

>he doesn't tip nerdy kids upside down and steal their milk money


 No.52438

>>52435

Yes, a faggy autist.


 No.52439

>disconnected from stream

rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


 No.52440

File: d67676454e3ee1a⋯.png (25.42 KB, 276x175, 276:175, Screenshot from 2017-03-24….png)

>>52439

>tfw kicked of stream


 No.52441


 No.52442


 No.52443

>>52442

yes…but not as simply fantastic as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoYxTQw8cB0


 No.52444

File: 76a31b1d7ed212a⋯.png (727.89 KB, 720x655, 144:131, ClipboardImage.png)

Polak, Węgier — dwa bratanki,

i do szabli, i do szklanki,

oba zuchy, oba żwawi,

niech im Pan Bóg błogosławi.


 No.52445

>>52441

This is actually really good. I'd never heard of Taeko Ohnuki before, so thanks for sharing lad.

>>52443

This on the other hand, is pure unadulterated garbage.


 No.52446

I feel super spaced out today lads. Spent half an hour studying but none of it went in, just feel dead dissociated. How to fix this feel?


 No.52447

I've become an adult lads, I hoovered my room. Wasn't even asked to, I just did it because I wanted to.


 No.52448

>>52447

You absolute madman. I'm all for a bit of banter but you've gone too far with this one, mate.


 No.52449

Got my hair cut lads, it's pretty shit.


 No.52450

Off to Amsterdam until Wednesday, lads.


 No.52451

>>52450

have fun


 No.52452

File: 6345b51d33c486d⋯.jpg (44.84 KB, 482x427, 482:427, 1489529536725.jpg)

>at work

>we get finished on my department early, nothing left to do, get told we can leave

>everyone else is excited and rushes out because they have plans

>I finish with some tidying up and leave alone 10 minutes later


 No.52453

>>52451

Thanks, buddy.


 No.52454

>>52452

I know that feel, sort of. When I was working with my dad, it'd just be me clearing up the work area because nobody else gave a shit and had fucked off home. I didn't leave alone though, of course.


 No.52455

Just found out some thug who randomly assaulted me in the street ~5 years ago has gone to prison. He got 2 and a half years for smashing a dog walker in the back of the head with a hammer. The mitigating circumstances were that he acted on impulse, not premeditation, and that he was drunk. Why is our justice system so broken lads?


 No.52456

Anyone get their mum something nice today?


 No.52457

>>52445

I found it here. Enjoy, my friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRXG0TrgOSY


 No.52458

>>52456

I did not, but to be fair my mum told me not to bother, because she completely forgot about it and also still hasn't given me my christmas or my birthday present.


 No.52459

>>52456

I did not, but I'm not on speaking terms with her tbh.


 No.52460


 No.52461

>>52456

My brother and I cobbled together to get her some earrings, she was chuffed tbh


 No.52462

Have you ever fapped to a black woman?


 No.52463

>>52462

Not fully, but mixed.


 No.52464

File: 49c00c70c85fe57⋯.jpg (44.63 KB, 506x375, 506:375, b7bDp.jpg)

did my first proper pistol squat today lads


 No.52465


 No.52466

I'm in Amsterdam now. I think I've been awake since about 13:00 yesterday so I'm pretty exhausted.


 No.52467

>>52466

aha you off to the red light district matey?


 No.52468

>>52441

not bad.

>>52443

shit.

>>52450

Have a nice time lad.

>>52456

No, I half forgot half couldn't be arsed. It's a stupid fucking holiday anyway.

>>52462

Yeah, I used to fap to Vanessa Blue all the time.


 No.52469

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>52468

Evan's World; The Recovery: Episode 2- Injury Assessment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q9h0PcCmWA


 No.52470

File: c5ebcaf992c7a10⋯.png (12.02 KB, 755x71, 755:71, ClipboardImage.png)

Fatties BTFO


 No.52471

any good lads here

http://poal.me/hoowor


 No.52472

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Deano Tests Twins Psychic Abilities | Ibiza Weekender | ITV2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtzt_N1yxQ


 No.52473

>>52462

I've fapped to almost everything there is to fap to at one point or another, which includes black girls. If it wasn't for the whole race mixing thing, and the fact that they tend to smell weird, I wouldn't mind having a qt black girl as a sex slave.


 No.52474

File: 993ecf1503e65cb⋯.jpg (65.81 KB, 458x600, 229:300, 458px-Frankfurt_Am_Main-Po….jpg)

Do you lads like Schopenhauer.


 No.52475

>>52474

I think he's a grumpy old git.


 No.52476

There's no shower in the hotel and the toilet doesn't have a light so you either have to use it with the door open or just be in the dark.


 No.52477

>>52474

I've not read his works so my opinion isn't a well rounded one, but I have read a few synopsis's on him and his belief of the way society's progress isn't linear. His way of thinking is true but allot of his views could be put down due to the unpredictability of parlmientary democracy and the variables that occur with it, more of a Spengler and Comte advocate tbh.


 No.52478

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who else /guitar/ here ? Learnt a song I've always loved latley and now am on a guitar kick, learned allot of poison and faster pussycat tracks even though Duce and the mentors hated hair metal. Embed is song learned


 No.52479

>>52478

That sounds dreadful, although I imagine it sounds a lot better without the edgy drunk fuck talking over it. And what the fuck is that album "art"? That fat cunt was the last person who should have been talking about the Aryan race and gassing jews and niggers, when he was clearly the worst of both.

Good job getting back on the guitar though, make some recordings and share them with us lad.


 No.52480

>>52479

Kek'd hard at your opinion of el Duce , el Duce was just a drunken pervert that loved to self deprecate and self aggrandise he'd probably love your opinion of him. Check out his mentors stuff which is marginally better , I'll try send some recordings or something but I'll admit my amp is a poor persons ( it's a vyper 15 watt) so it might not be the best sound but it could be much worse .


 No.52481

>>52478

tbh, but too sad to play today. thinking about qts and stuff.


 No.52482

>>52481

I think most men do when they play the guitar.


 No.52483

File: f54d07c272976b1⋯.jpg (28.78 KB, 395x594, 395:594, large.jpg)

>>52482

Most men are faggots, you gotta be thinking abut the universe and stuff, or you'll never be good.


 No.52484

>>52483

>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony roastie’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my guitar playing.


 No.52485

>>52484

>I am enlightened by my guitar playing

That's backwards.


 No.52486

>>52474

Tell us about him tbh.


 No.52487

Bought a Dolmios microwave carbonara pot on the way home from work.

Its fucking disgusting.


 No.52488

>>52476

What are you going to do about keeping clean?

>>52478

I bought one years ago but I never really took to it and after the string snapped I never could be arsed to buy another.

>>52487

Microwaveable food is always shit


 No.52489

I've been doing some soldering lads, trying to repair one of my mum's lamps. A fuse went on the dimmer circuit years ago, and after over an hour of just trying to get the bloody thing open, I replaced the fuse (it was the soldered type) with a hard-wired connection. However, now it's just always on when the lamp is plugged in, which is a pain. Plan B is to replace the entire cable with one off of another broken lamp (my sister knocked it over and smashed it today), which just has a normal on-off switch.

This wouldn't be so hard if I actually knew how to solder, but this is the second time I've ever used my soldering iron. The first time was at least 3 years ago, which was "successful", but by all means rubbish.


 No.52490

>>52489

I did it lads, the lamp now works. Only took two attempts.


 No.52491

>>52490

Well done, I always found soldering tricky whenever I did it in college


 No.52492

>>52488

Wash ourselves in the sink by using a wet t-shirt lathered in soap.

>woke up drunk and about to be hungover

>Everyone else still asleep

>desperately need food and water

>find a slice of pizza in the sink

Jackpot. I'm not sharing this with anyone.


 No.52493

>>52492

Sink/group shower pizza sounds pretty grim, maybe you should shag a hooker and use her shower after.


 No.52494

>>52493

Pretty pointless going to Amsterdam just for degenerate stuff you can do in the uk , aside from shrooms and pot I guess as they're purported to be superior over there . Would be fun trashing That vile jewess's place .


 No.52495

this post goes out to the neets on the west coast and anywhere else remeber to keep your government gibs supplied and your lack of job status in tact

>be me neet

>walking past construction site

>young worker looks at me says I must hurry up back to college

>seems facetious

>respond I don't work or go in education

>he laughs

>says I look like a fag

>says hair is girly + shirt was made for grills

>asks if I'm cross dressin fag

>shout why should I work when slaves like you do

>power walk off anxious and angry

>buy lottabeer from store

NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE

I btfo'd a wagie after he insulted me


 No.52496

>>52495

You're a faggot lad.


 No.52497

>>52495

I actually had a run in with someone the other day regarding my NEET status as well.

I was coming out of the job centre and some guy outside was badgering people about volunteering, as I left I asked if I wanted to volunteer. I said no and carried on walking. Then I heard someone behind me say something along the lines of he's just come out of the jobcentre he should do anything he's offered.

I turn round and it's this early 20's fuckboi in a suit and his girlfriend so I said why the fuck don't you do it then and I'll have your job.

He said sorry he was only joking while looking at the grounbd, then I just walked off. It felt pretty damn good tbh.


 No.52498

>>52495

>>52497

NEETs running the world.


 No.52499

>>52498

I have a part time job just not enough to sign off


 No.52500

Hotspot Shield for a year is on the humble streaming bundle if anyone is looking for a cheap VPN. It's on the $12 tier


 No.52501

>>52495

Why did you come back here.


 No.52502

>>52495

You're subhuman mate (and by mate I mean not my mate). The board was better with you gone, now fuck off.


 No.52504

>>52074

You wanna look good for when you get stabbed wid a knife.


 No.52505

>>52051

Have you got the controller yet? If you have how is it?


 No.52506

>>52505

Oh yeah, it eventually arrived on the 17th. I got really impatient though, I actually bought and received a DualShock 4 (v2) between making that post and receiving the controller.

It's pretty good, definitely makes for a better experience on 3-button and 6-button games, and I like the bigger buttons (about 50% larger than a regular PS controller). Only complaints I have are that the controller felt a bit too weightless / top heavy, and the action on the shoulder buttons is a bit shit (like any other 3rd-party PS controller I've used over the years, kinda loose and wobbly).

I fixed the weight "problem" though. The day after I got it I opened it up, taped two lots of 2x 2p coins together, and then stuck them into the hollow handle areas on the lower case shell using more tape. First time I did the "mod" I did 3x 2p coins on each sire, which felt a bit on the heavy side, and it also rattled a bit because it wasn't very sure. So I re-opened it, took 2 coins away, and stuck some blu-tack underneath the coins. It gives the impression of feeling sturdier and higher quality, even though I know it isn't any different.

All in all, I'd give it a solid 7/10. Could have been an 8 if it wasn't for the slightly shitty shoulder buttons and the fact I needed to mod it to "feel" right.


 No.52507

>>52506

>sire

*side

>sure

*secure


 No.52508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Jordan Has a Threesome! | Ibiza Weekender | Highlights | ITV2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4xKXkSW-ek


 No.52509

>>52508

Why are you posting this normie shit in here?


 No.52510

Going to eat a full tub of ice cream lads.


 No.52511

File: 12901c5cfdfb176⋯.jpg (41.37 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1490763103699.jpg)

>that first tip of the day


 No.52512

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads like Junko Yagami.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM1hW_fDCT4


 No.52513

>>52512

Skimmed through it, it sounds alright. She's not the greatest singer in the world, she seems to have a fairly limited range and she's a little flat in places, and much of what I heard sounded very generic (for the time). I could hear little bits of gold hidden among the bland parts however, some of the instrumental sections and synths sounded great. I'll give it a proper listen later.


 No.52514


 No.52515

File: df51419cfff9e1b⋯.jpg (67.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, stormzy.jpg)

Are we ready to give him another chance?


 No.52516

>>52515

Stop.


 No.52517

Start looking into what - and who - exists under the ice in Antarctica. It will take you down a rabbit hole that will change your entire perspective and understanding of reality.


 No.52518

File: 3a45dd15879ecfb⋯.png (85.02 KB, 582x681, 194:227, deano.png)

le customer service face


 No.52519

>Can't stand incessant British idioms, honourific and colloquialism's regardless of British region

>realise there's lotta detestable things about this land

Atleast based Henry Williams and Lawrence te are good things about this god forsaken place post ebin colonialism


 No.52520

File: 5bc95809f2a5bb4⋯.png (267.1 KB, 600x450, 4:3, image.png)

>>52519

>Williamson


 No.52521

File: db5202604bdb1a4⋯.jpg (23.37 KB, 536x77, 536:77, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.52522

>>52521

bitcoin?


 No.52523

File: ee0657cfb683cb9⋯.jpg (3.32 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, is he doing.jpg)

File: 37429bb51548f8d⋯.jpg (3.27 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, what the fuck.jpg)

>go on holiday where my Dad had the house to himself for 4 days

>come back

>notice white thing that looks like a phone charger under the sofa

>pull it out

>what the fuck?

Recently I've been getting a lot of texts from my Dad saying stuff like "are you definitely going out tonight?", "will you be out before I get back", "what time will you be back?".

What the fuck is this dirty old man doing?


 No.52524

>>52523

Crossdressing


 No.52525

>>52523

Vietnamese prozzies.


 No.52526

>>52523

Give em a sniff lad, do they contain your old man's scent, or are they more like fish / salty milk / coins?


 No.52527

new thread needed imminently lads


 No.52528

>>52527

>imminently

At the current post rate, it would take us about a week to hit the post limit (751), and about 4 days to hit 700 when we normally make a new one.


 No.52530

>>52523

>notice white thing that looks like a phone charger under the sofa

kek

Is this real or some kind of meme?


 No.52531

>>52525

Why would a prostitute leave her underwear behind?


 No.52532

>>52530

>Is this real

I doubt it personally, mainly because he took a photo of it while it was still under the sofa, yet his alibi is that he thought it was a phone charger until he pulled it out. The alternatives are that he either recounted the events wrong, and realised what they were before he pulled them out, or that it is staged, he placed them under there himself, but neglected to think through the continuity of it all sufficiently enough.

If it was the latter, this begs the question, where did anon get a pair of skimpy knickers with which to meme with? Is he a trap? Does he have a girlfriend? Did he buy them on holiday? Did he go through his mum's underwear drawers?


 No.52533

>>52532

If it was me, i'd have stuffed them back under to avoid my dad knowing I'd seen them, then hope he gets rid of them himself.

Dont want him to realise i've seen them, could lead to an awkward conversation.


 No.52534

>>52533

Personally I would have taken them, then the next time I saw him, dangled them from my index finger, and said "so, what are these then?". I couldn't leave the mystery unsolved, I need answers.


 No.52535

Ggg


 No.52536

>>52532

I put them back after I pulled them out to show you what I seen before I pulled them out…


 No.52537

Went shooting again. Managed to get my first bullseye and then 3 more.


 No.52538

>>52522

Correct.


 No.52539

File: e4f3958f81c7427⋯.jpg (433.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1464135660847.jpg)

>>52537

>being a primitive knuckle-dragger who needs to overcompensate for his tiny willy by playing with death machines


 No.52540

>>52539

Reminder: >>45241


 No.52541

>>52538

What are you ordering?


 No.52542

>>52541

Weed and valium.


 No.52543

>>52542

May I recommend lemon walker cut, it's a great strain.


 No.52544

>>52543

It's on AB?


 No.52545

>>52544

yes around 50 for 7g


 No.52546

>>52545

Why is it that cheap?


 No.52547

>>52546

That's one of the positives, it's a really nice smelling smoke and it's a great high. That or quantum kush are both great price for quality.


 No.52548

File: a177ee10c929fec⋯.png (145.77 KB, 445x420, 89:84, dude-weed-lmao.png)

File: 4e02873e1d760cc⋯.jpg (39.26 KB, 826x450, 413:225, pepe-weed-420.jpg)

File: c98e82fdc99a5f2⋯.jpg (16.63 KB, 160x160, 1:1, dankest-weed-pepe.jpg)

File: ff27a1b077647ee⋯.jpg (331.77 KB, 500x496, 125:124, weed-pepe.jpg)

weed


 No.52549

>>52547

I've usually been buying lemon haze since it's the only strain on AB that is sold in 8ths but it's about £40 for that.

I'd try it if I had bitcoins

someone give me some bitcoin pls


 No.52550

>>52549

>he's resorted to begging for money online to feed his weed habit

Sad.


 No.52551

File: f0c38767c595c6b⋯.webm (3.53 MB, 640x480, 4:3, reportoftheneet.webm)

>weedposting


 No.52552

>>52550

>his high functioning autism makes him take everything literally


 No.52553

>>52552

>his weed-fried neurotypical brain mistook my joke response as a literal interpretation of his post, despite containing a Trump-esque "Sad."

It's even more sad than I thought.


 No.52554

>>52553

>implying the high functioning autistic are capable of telling a joke

It's a language you will never understand.


 No.52555

>>52554

Strong words coming from someone that just failed to recognise basic banter.

>it wasn't banter, you were being literal, y-you have autism

Good one lad.


 No.52556

>>52555

>he thinks my post was literal and not just banter

You are deep on the spectrum.


 No.52557

>two neets having a autism flare up


 No.52558

File: 3870973e8b4a1f7⋯.jpg (95.43 KB, 670x503, 670:503, 670px-Break-Up-a-Fight-Bet….jpg)

RIGHT THAT'S IT LADS BREAK IT UP TBH


 No.52559

File: ca985d8f43795a4⋯.gif (1.46 MB, 217x217, 1:1, FVr7Hws.gif)

KEEP GOING


 No.52560


 No.52561

The 50 year old man sent me a text saying

>are yous still coming round to mine tomorrow?

I never agreed to this or was told this before so I don't know what the "still" means.

I sent one back asking who is coming and he told me a few people I know and "some people from work". I asked them if they knew about this and they said he never mentioned this to them.

What is he doing?


 No.52562

>>52561

take some poppers pal, it#s going to be a long night


 No.52563

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.52564

What are you lads up to today then.


 No.52565


 No.52566

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52567

>>52566

No, that's fairly terrible. The melodies sound like they were written by someone still in primary school, and the amount of autotune and general processing on the vocals makes me want to throw up.


 No.52568

>walking to get repaired phone

>outside the place is a dude on a bike with a na mask on the phone

>immediately spil spaghetti

>think about what I can say to introduce my self and finally obtain solidarity

>think about walking up saying hello, calling him a daftie then rant about searchlight

>think maybe I should just go up say salutations and start a quite diatribe on the eternal Zionists

>so many scenarios run through my head

>by the time I thought of stuff to say he's off on bike

>feel sad now

What should I have said? How could I have joined him and his contingent ?


 No.52569

>>52568

I warned you lad, I warned you in >>52055 about overthinking things and trying to come up with dorky conversation starters in your head.

Why didn't you listen?


 No.52570

>>52569

His problem was not picking one


 No.52571

>>52570

No, the problem was trying to come up with something "cool" to say before even approaching and engaging, when he should have been calm, present, and come up with things to say on the fly. That only comes with experience though, which you're not going to get if you drown yourself in spaghetti before you even get to "hello".

If you don't practise clearing your mind, or bother to learn the ways in which regular people around you start conversations with each other, you are going to be rendered autistic by an internal debate over whether you should start off with "salutations" or "hello daftie".


 No.52572

>>52564

Just got back from work, need to get out of this house.


 No.52573

>>52571

I personally find if I know about a conversation before it's going to take place I preform better. I'll think of a few openers, topics of conversation, a few jokes or anecdotes. While I may not hit on any or all of the those I feel more comfortable knowing I have something to fall back on if I'm floundering, though when I get a chance to use a joke or tell a story it usually goes down well.


 No.52574

I got curious about my Dad and now I regret it. I found a penis pump and bottles of "tingling lubricant" in his bedside cabinet along with other pieces of women's clothing.

I feel sick and dizzy right now. This is disgusting. I've just washed my hands about 600 times in a row.

He gets home in about 30 minutes and I'll have to talk to him. How the fuck am I supposed to talk to my Dad knowing he is a fucking pervert?

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DAD

WHY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH


 No.52575

>>52573

Tell us a story, lad.


 No.52576

>>52574

I can understand if he had CP and you had to kick his head in, but let the old man have his kinks and keep your bedroom door locked.


 No.52577

>>52575

It's hard to do when you have no idea who you are talking to and over text too


 No.52578

>>52574

Well, at least he had the decency to wait until you were an adult to start living out his fantasies, and he makes the effort to only indulge in them while you're not around too. I assume you're living in his house, so you can't really complain, but you could perhaps show him some basic respect and not berate him for what he does in his own home when you're not around.

I still think you should discuss it with him, and let him know that you know, but kicking off and looking down on him could lead to A: him getting depressed that his son doesn't respect him for who he is, and maybe even offing himself, or B: kicking you out for giving him shit for what he does in private when you were the one digging around his bedroom.


 No.52579

>>52574

It's jarring finding out your dad is degenerate.

I remember my dad wanting to use my computer years ago, it was kind of strange because he'd never shown an interest before, but I thought fuck it I'm happy he's taken an interest and set him up on google.

Maybe ten minutes later he came down stairs looking all sheepish and said the computer was broke or something and He didn't know what to do. When I followed him up he kept telling me "I was just checking the football scores and all this stuff just came on the screen".

What my dad had 100% definitely not being looking at was granny porn, windows and windows of granny porn After that ordeal he never used my computer again.

>>52575

I don't think I've said this before, I'm not really sure if it's a good story.


 No.52580

>>52579

Kek, similar thing happened to my mum's ex-boyfriend as well. I came home from school and found him sitting at the computer, which he never normally used, looking guilty. He asked me if I was able to remove some unremovable shortcuts that had "appeared" on the desktop, that all clearly went to dodgy porn sites. This was windows XP era, so if you're a bit younger you might not remember, but viruses/trojans/worms were a weekly/daily occurrence back then, especially with internet explorer, no adblock, P2P software, shit antivirus software, and a much more wild west web.

He seemed very nervous, and kept saying things like "you don't have to go on the websites I was on do you?". I immediately figured out what had happened, but I was fairly tactful about it. I said "no, I've had this happen to me before which was true, don't worry about it", and I eventually managed to get rid of it all. Never saw him on the computer again after that.


 No.52581


 No.52582

>just went for a two hour drive

>with no fucking music

fuck everyone tbh lads


 No.52583

File: f46e407d63db253⋯.jpg (144.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, stef.jpg)

>>52574

Time to defoo mate


 No.52584

>>52574

So, did you speak with him? Was it perhaps just a premature April fool's joke?


 No.52585

>>52584

Certainly not.

Having a drawer filled with used sex toys, lube, a pink corset, stockings and other various things that I did not want to look at is hardly a joke. This has probably been going on for a while. Due to me going on holiday last week he probably took the opportunity to cross-dress all over the house and forgot to pick up his underwear after a disgusting masturbation session. Vile.


 No.52586

File: 711bd22a7216374⋯.jpg (277.23 KB, 1100x1466, 550:733, 2fb766928caea964415d1d11a2….jpg)

>>52585

I'm sorry anon, but that is hilarious.


 No.52587

File: fefd4c2ef83922a⋯.jpg (739.96 KB, 2400x1720, 60:43, robots.jpg)

What are you?


 No.52588

>>52587

None of the above, probably closest to Sloth though if I had to choose.


 No.52589

>waiting days for 8chan to come back online

>boards start coming back up

>two days later /britfeel/ still redirects to /a/ despite slower boards being up already

>decide enough is enough, check /sudo/ to get some answers

>there's a "request your board to come back" thread

>politely ask for /britfeel/ and /improve/

>they're both back up within a couple of hours

I'm pretty pleased, but I'm kicking myself for not seeing that thread when it was first posted two days ago.


 No.52590

>>52589

>we had to ask for it back

what a load of shit, how were we meant to know that


 No.52591

>>52589

They could have at least put the thread on the front page, I'd been checking that the entire time while it was a temp page etc, I was even checking the twitter and didn't see it mentioned once.

Welcome back lads, how have we all been doing over the last week?


 No.52592

>>52590

>>52591

Yeah, it's pretty bullshit that it isn't in an announcement or anywhere that anyone might actually go. A lot of boards might die forever if he's only taking requests, I hope that's not the case.

>>52591

>how have we all been doing over the last week?

Well, several days ago I got food poisoning, so I've been having a pretty bad time. I went 48 hours without eating anything at all, which is a new record for me. Yesterday, during my first attempt at eating something since I fell ill, I actually managed to shit myself. It was diarrhoea too, so it was a real mess.

Today I'm starting to feel a bit better though, it's the first day this week I've not felt like I'm about to die any minute, and I'm able to eat very small portions. Cooking myself some rice right now. How about you?


 No.52593

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2IegXZ0NkM

Why haven't you lads joined the hobbyhorse revolution yet?


 No.52594

>>52593

>tfw no GF to horse around with


 No.52595

>>52593

I've still got mine from when I was a kid, a simple, flat, wooden one. Haven't used it in a long time though.

>>52594

I know that feel. Obviously I don't want one of the many fat, downsy-looking feminist ones in that video, but there's a few cute ones hidden in there that I wouldn't mind sharing a hobby horse with.


 No.52597

NEW THREAD

>>52596

>>52596

>>52596

>>52596

NEW THREAD

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 No.52795

>>52569

Anon-kun you've never warned me before that was an entirely different anon, but I assume what you said is transferable to my spaghetti spillage of inarticulance.




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