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Thread #104

Hope and Salvation Edition

Previous thread: >>62854


>still not using the bread image I made a month ago…

R… ee


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I can't wait for the gates of hell to open and for humanity face what it deserves.


I have never felt such a deep sense of shame and regret



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Anyone up for a game?



I bottled it.



Make the thread yourself next time.



Stop vagueposting like a woman and tell us what happened


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Lads, post your political dream team.


Should have given HK to Taiwan instead 2bqfhw/u.


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Just realised there was a new thread up.


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i-is this true?



No. I'm no expert, but I know enough to see that he's spouting misinformation, conflating several stories into one, and has no idea about the timeline of events.

The newly revealed "Meltdown" bug, first discovered in July last year, affects every Intel x86 CPU since the Pentium Pro (1995), when they introduced "out-of-order execution". Spectre, the other newly revealed bug that is related to Meltdown, was discovered in June last year, and affects every CPU that can perform "speculative execution", i.e. virtually every modern CPU regardless of manufacturer or architecture. Intel's Management Engine, which is the hidden subsystem/backdoor bullshit, was introduced in 2008, and is definitely NSA garbage, but it's not related to this at all although it does make these new bugs somewhat redundant, kek. NSA's hacking tools were indeed leaked in 2016, but that also has nothing to do with this.

The "30%-50% performance drop" caused by the KPTI patches for Meltdown (which prevents the bug from being exploited, so all his FUD regarding that is made irrelevant anyway), is a massive exaggeration. It only applies to operations in kernel space for a start, not user space, and will mainly impact servers. Certain specific tasks may see anywhere from a 0% to 30% decrease in performance, but the overall performance of the system will not be affected anywhere near as much. Keep in mind this is only in very specific scenarios, the affects of the patch won't be noticeable to general users at all.

I don't really know where he's going with the crypto stuff at the end, I think he just knows it's been a hot topic recently, so he's throwing it in there to generate more interest in his thread, relevance be damned.



Yeah but are you a deep state shill?


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>there are people ITT who think "the lad who was working with his dad" actually exists


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Bout that time.



No, I'm not defending Intel or ZOG or the NSA, I'm just trying to give a more accurate picture of the situation than that anon did. He clearly went in with the idea of making a FUD thread inspired by Meltdown/Spectre, and then strung various other tech and infosec half-truths together willy-nilly in an attempt to scare anyone with no prior knowledge of this stuff. Maybe he's false-flagging and intentionally spreading bullshit, or maybe he's just an overly enthusiastic lad that didn't take a minute to research any of this stuff before posting, I don't know, but what I do know is that he's largely talking out of his arse.


They'd be right, for better or for worse.


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Bollocks "lad", you're a GCHQ agent sent to infiltrate and subvert us. Don't think I'm the only one that's onto you either.


Thread's quiet tonight.

You lads all partying or something?



No, I'm having my lunch. Peanut butter sandwich with an apple and a banana. What about you?



Waiting on my Domino's delivery to arrive.


I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.



Night lad.

Morning lad.



Gōde ofernōn. Eald Englisc bord hwænne?



Go read some Beowulf, you fucking Saxon.



This. /britfeel/ is a Celto-Brythonic board.


I slapped a woman's arse today at work.



It's time to leave, it was nice having you.



Sheep shaggers, Scots and Irish OUT. This is an Anglo-Saxon board.



I just don't get it lad. I'm still a sperg, I'm constantly fucking conversations up and making things awkward. I was actually half expecting it to backfire and get reported, but she just giggled and said she'd get me back. I've decided I just don't give a fuck anymore and am going to do what I want regardless of consequences. At least then my life will be more exciting and I can be proud of myself for a change, even if it does all end up going wrong.



Why did you do it anyway?



Everyone fucks up and makes things awkward from time to time, even normalfags. I believe the real difference between us and normies isn't anything genetic or predetermined like some gloomy cunts believe (minus actual illnesses and disorders), but whether or not you let the fear of fucking up hold you back from taking risks. Avoiding risks leads to lack of practice and experience, and the logical conclusion of continually doing so is that you become a social outcast, a shut-in NEET, and worse.

Congratulations on becoming an arse slapping normie though lad, tell us how her bum felt.


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Is this real?

Is this a fake twitter account?



spotted the kike shill


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>"Come with us lad, we're going to the local campus to laugh at SJWs"

What do you say?



You see nothing wrong with this?



4d chess you moron. someone ban this shill.


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This is excellent. Would music lad mind telling me that I'm right, and why?



I say stop posting kekistani pictures here and attempting to roast them all the time, because it's almost as cringe-inducing as they are. Most of us had our fun taking the piss out of that lot in 2015 and 2016 after gamergate died down, when all the faggots from reddit and twitter started having meetups, and several of the e-celebs started doing talks. Bringing them up three years on, long after anyone here has mentioned any of them in either a positive or negative light, is just sad.

I get it, they're a deformed-looking bunch of lefties, kikes, queers, nu-males, shitskins, and trannies, who serve as a perfect visual argument against liberalism and soy consumption, but if you could do me a favour and never bring them up again, like most people outside of their little group have been doing for a while now, I'd be very grateful.


It's rubbish.



>I was just pretending to be retarded


Tomorrow I'm going to set up my bass with my Scarlett 2i4 so I can do recordings on the computer.


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Excellent lad, let me know if you need help with anything.


Just finished Doki Doki Literature Club. Very much enjoyed it tbh



I played it the other week, it's alright, but nothing that I hadn't seen before, and the plot "twists" were given away almost as soon as the game began.



How long will it be before we see the inevitable "2 Dads part of pedophile gang" headlines. That child is not safe with them and should be frankly taken away.



>nothing that I hadn't seen before

what else have you seen like this before? I'd be interested in checking out more stuff like it


For the first time in my life I'm pleased with my moustache.



How long until we see "single mother attempting to live above her means with 2 children". These children are not financially safe and quite frankly make up about 50% of this boards population.


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I don't remember the name of it because it was years ago, but there was at least one VN where towards the end a girl starts breaking the fourth wall and fucking with the player and their computer in a "scary" way. Plus just horror VNs in general, they've been around for years, and a lot of them start off innocent and progressively turn darker. Try searching various tags on https://vndb.org , although it's worth noting that if you're new to VNs, most of them are 10 - 30 hours long, some even over 50 hours, and make DDLC seem more like a visual pamphlet than a visual novel.


>single mother attempting to live above her means with 2 children

I'll have you know my mum brought in a new boyfriend within 2 weeks of divorcing my dad, thank you very much.




Also some anon on /v/'s VN general made this "starter kit" the other week, might be of interest to you: https://pastebin.com/XKrrckWf



>I'll have you know my mum brought in a new boyfriend within 2 weeks of divorcing my dad

Was it awkward?


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I was 7 at the time, I just avoided him for the most part because he was a fairly intimidating looking bloke from Sunderland, who would sometimes take the piss out of me. Don't think I ever had a conversation with him in the 8 and a half years that he lived here, although I occasionally played with one of his 3 kids from his previous relationship that was a similar age to me. He (mum's ex-boyfriend) worked nights stacking shelves at Tesco which helped, but it meant me and my sister had to be extremely quiet after school while he slept (we weren't allowed to play outside so we had to be indoors).

On weekends we went to our dad's "house" (actually our grandparent's house because dad moved back in with them after my mum kicked him out of his own house), so I wasn't around him (mum's ex-boyfriend) a whole lot. In the evening's, they'd just sit in the living room watching telly, and I'd be in the little room next door on the computer with the door shut, 1. because I was already becoming a recluse, and 2. because my mum used to smoke indoors until I was old enough to convince her not to. I don't miss having to hold my breath just to get a drink and a biscuit.


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>He (mum's ex-boyfriend) worked nights stacking shelves at Tesco which helped




Quite the dysfunctional family you've got there. No offense.



If you had a well-functioning family and normal upbringing and still ended up here you're probably genetically defective in some way.



It's actually where he and my mum met. My mum was originally working nights at a care home in the middle of nowhere pretty much on her own, so my dad suggested she apply for a job at the nearby Tesco because there'd be more people around and maybe she could make some friends (parents moved to this town a few years prior and they hadn't made any new friends). She ended up making a "very good friend", and before long that "friend" was sleeping in the bed my dad used to sleep in.


I'd actually say it's more dysfunctional now. Back then, my mum and her boyfriend would just sit in silence watching telly, and they'd sleep in the same bed. With her current one (a scouser who I'm certain has a <100 IQ), they have constant arguments about every little thing, and they sleep in separate rooms most nights. When he moved in, my sister had so many rows with him that she unofficially moved into her boyfriend's parents house (she soon left him though, got with another lad (because he had a car) a week later and moved into his parent's house, had a child with him at 19, moved into a housing association flat together, had another kid, and now they're in so much debt they can't actually leave or pay me back my £330 for their holiday. It's only a matter of time before their family falls apart at this rate, as much as it pains me to say it because I'd hate that to happen to my nieces).


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Not long at all my lad.



You gotta get that money back, lad.

Tried slashing their tires and leaving a note?



Well, all that would do is make it harder for her fiance to do his job ("self-employed" builder), and thus harder for them to ever pay me back. I get that they're in the shit at the minute, but my sister is an absolute moron. Us three were sitting at the dinner table over Christmas, and she started asking him if he would pay for her to get a new tattoo. I felt like reaching over and decking her, but instead I just said "I think there are more important things you need to be spending your money on right now" through gritted teeth, and she just looked at me with a "ugh, don't tell me what to do" face.

Maybe I should teach her daughter to ask her when she's going to pay me back.



This is about principals, lad. You HAVE to do it, it's the way of the world.

SLASH THEIR TIRES. You know it makes sense.



I'm as likely to slash their tyres, as they are to pay me back before this year ends.








You should know that my special ability is being immune to any and all forms of peer pressure, and generally just being the most stubborn and contrary autist in existence. You haven't got a chance.


I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


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Morning lad.


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*smashes your glass ceiling*



Why do you continue to do this?



Shut up.


Smh I don't even have the right leads for my 2i4.



Oh, I found the USB. I've got it plugged in now. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.



I hate British "comedy"


Why does my bass sound so much better through headphones? It's such an incomparably superior sound and my headphones aren't even good.



cheap amp?


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It cost me £150.


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>the lad has abandoned me in my hour of need



Sorry lad, I was sleeping, in fact I'm still in bed. A £150 amp in guitar land (a magical place filled with overpriced gear and delusional folk on a quest for "tone") is a cheap amp, but there are several factors that come into play when it comes to bass.

One of those things is that guitar amps are shit speakers by design, because they're intentionally trying to sound like the average PA speaker from the 1940s - 50s. That's the sound people know and expect from guitar amps, and to a lesser extent bass amps (unless you've got a cheap one, which is just a rebranded guitar amp, but marketing won't tell you that). Due to bass guitars coming later, and the technology available when they were still a relatively new instrument, there are different expectations, which I'll get into in a moment.

The main distinction between guitar amps and bass amps is the size of the driver (and the cabinet it's contained in), which is directly responsible for the frequencies it can reproduce. The rule of thumb is that lower frequencies require larger drivers, higher frequencies require smaller ones. That's why to get a good representation of the full audio spectrum, like in a good hi-fi or studio monitor setup, you require a "tweeter" (high frequencies, like cymbals and bird whistles), a "woofer" (mid-range frequencies, like speech and a dog's bark), and a sub-woofer (everything below the vocal range). Guitar amps and small bass amps usually consist of a single, fairly shitty woofer, which will give you a very mid-rangey sound that cuts off around 100 - 200 Hz. You won't get any room shaking lows (80 Hz and below) or sparkling highs (8 kHz and above) out of it, even with oodles of EQ. For reference, the fundemental frequency of the lowest E on a bass guitar is about 40 Hz, so you're probably only ever hearing the harmonics when using your amp.

Another factor is the acoustics of the room. A room of any size can only reproduce frequencies that will physically fit inside the room, and if they can't, they'll get cancelled out by their own reflections. There are also "hot spots" and "null points", where the shape of the room and position of the objects inside it will make different frequencies sound louder or quieter (sometimes practically silent) depending on where you're standing. I don't know if you've ever moved your bass amp into different rooms, but you might have noticed that it sounds a bit shit and bass-less in your bedroom, but sounds much more full and bottom heavy in the living room.

When you DI an electric instrument (by plugging it directly into a mixing desk or audio interface), as opposed to plugging it into a mic'ed up amp, you bypass all of the above phenomenon, and just get exactly what the pickups are capable of reproducing. With electric guitars, this often zounds horrible, because you're getting all these nasty sounding high frequncies (especially from effects pedals) and an unnaturally character-less tone, that you don't get when you plug into glorified early-mid 20th century PA speakers, which mask and shape the sound. That's why software-based amp sims are a thing, to make guitars sound the way that people expect them to sound.

Bass guitars on the other hand, actually get "enhanced" when DI'd, because the lower frequencies are able to come through without any amp or acoustic limitations, and the high end isn't painfully bright or horrid sounding. DI'ing bass guitars has been a common way of recording them since the 70s, which was probably the most defining decade for the instrument, so you don't hear it and think "that sounds wrong". If anything it sounds more correct.



I'm not DIing yet, I've just plugged my headphones into the amp. Anyway, I have my 2i4 plugged in via USB and have downloaded FL. Do I just need to plug the bass in and fiddle with my input/outputs?



so just to be an annoying cunt then? Gotcha



He's the worst poster on the board. Such an annoying cunt.




Plugging your headphones into an amp headphone socket IS DI'ing, as you're bypassing the main amp and speaker. It's just the direct signal, maybe going through the EQ circuitry which is just a couple of analogue filters, and then straight into an internal headphone amp.

With FL, first check the audio settings and make sure you interfaces driver is selected (and not ASIO4All or something like that), and check the driver settings to make sure you're operating at 44.1 kHz sample rate, 24 bit. Then you just go to FL's mixer, select a channel, then on the top right you can select an input from the black dropdown box. When setting levels, leave the software faders where they are at this stage, turn your bass's volume control all the way up, and set your interfaces input gain to a level where you're never going to clip (hit 0dBFS) even if you really whack the strings hard. To record, I recommend using Edison, which you can open in one of the effects slots on the right of the mixer.


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The thing I find annoying about it is that it's always "rage bait" material, intended to rile us up or demotivate us. It's never something nice, or interesting, or funny, it's just things that are really irritating and/or depressing. I don't know why anyone would relish in that sort of thing, or continually post it on an almost daily basis, unless that's either stuff he agrees with, or he gets off on self-hatred.



Thanks lad I appreciate it.


Am I right in thinking some of you have used tinder? I'm thinking of trying it. I fully expect it to be full of thots, but I need practice with women and to push myself outside my comfort zone more. Are there any tips you can give me?


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Loved this game as a kid, always secretly wished they'd revisit the whacky retrofuturistic setting it had. If you've only ever played the PS1 version, I highly recommend the PC version, which has a much more atmospheric "dusk" lighting mode, as well as being higher resolution, a consistent frame rate of 30 FPS, higher ped/traffic count, and having an uncensored intro FMV (they cut some violent bits and changed the ending for the ps1 version).


No problem lad.


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I played it on my brother's ps1 when I was young. I remember being overawed at how cool this mission was.


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Don't think I've ever seen that one, I mostly just put in cheats and fucked around kek.



That lad is even worse at driving than I was on the PS1



my tip would be don't take it seriously. Treat it like a game, and remember that what happens on there doesn't matter, that helped me relax with regards to talking to girls.



Tinder has a learning curve, you'll suck at it at first but you will get better, so just don't take it seriously.

1. Don't put a lot of effort into your bio.

2. Don't be afraid to actually ask girls out, all they can say is no and the whole point of the app is to meet people.

3. Don't swipe right on 100% of girls, it messes your ELO rating up and actually gets you fewer matches.





good advice, I swiped right a lot and duffed the ELO.

actually take like 5 seconds to look at each profile and think would you want to spend time with her, message quick (maybe right after the match) and try to get it off tinder ASAP.

Be fun, don't over-think anything or try to be clever, it will just confuse/rustle them.

I think having bad convos fucked the ELO too, not sure.

I have managed to get a few dates from it though tbqfh I'd recommend getting good irl - find a way to be near roasties in your age range and actually make conversation.

Tinder is just casting a net, and while it's a skill in and of itself it's the least important of the three steps.

>Cast Roastie net (Tinder is a good net, maybe the best non-irl net)

>Get a Roastie fish out of the net (Much better to do quickly and with confidence)

>Penetrate the Roastie fish

Not that I'm particularly good at it yet, but that's the process.


Tinder normies OUT


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>unironically using tinder and posting about it here

time for a new exodus tbh lads


I'm off to bed, feeling a bit nauseous. Also I've just thought, it's been about a week since I've seen proper daylight. Goodnight guys.


What kind of profile pics do you lads use?


2 weeks into my anavar cycle and today was the first workout I could definitely feel it. I was strong despite having been cutting for a fortnight and felt like I could have gone on forever. I'm seeing veins I've never seen before and my muscles feel a bit harder.



For tinder?

Just pictures that were taken on different holidays and the last one is a picture of my cat.


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I bought 5kg of chicken breast from the LOCAL butcher's, lads.


>no holiday pictures

>no cat

Taking one in the mirror just looks gay.


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There are no options in the black box and when I click it it just takes me to a help page. My bass is plugged in to the interface and the knobs light up when I play it. I'm trying to listen through headphones plugged into the interface if that's relevant.



Well what pictures do you have?


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Nevermind, I've solved that problem. I'm getting somewhere now.




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This is great. I should get a 6 string at some point.



It's over. They outnumber us.



Was about to consider helping you until you outed yourself as a tinder normie.




Lad, I don't even have it. I was just asking for advice. What's the problem with using roasties to improve your social skills?


Nothing I record is showing up on my playlist or in Edison.



Take non-autistic selfies.




Yeah I forgot to specify that you need to use your interface's ASIO driver instead of the slow Windows one, my bad, good job figuring it out though. I notice you're using a fairly old version of FL though, latest edition is 12.5.1. Things have changed a fair bit since the one you have.


That's not me if you thought it was. Tinder normies must go though


They're a vocal minority at best, possibly even complete outsiders by the sound of at least one of them.


Select a numbered mixer channel, select your input from the top right, you should be able to see the signal on the level meter at this point. Then open Edison on the top rack slot, hit Edison's record button, and you should see a waveform being drawn in real time.


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The sound is great with input 1 but I get no signal on the mixer. There is a signal from input 2 (the one I'm using) but the sound becomes horrible and crackley when I select it.



Odd, well first, set the monitoring knob on your interface to only monitor playback rather than monitor inputs (that's a direct, untouched, zero-latency signal from the input to your headphones without going through the computer - useful, but we don't want it right now). Then go into FL's audio settings, ASIO settings, and if you can find it, check that the audio buffer length is no less than 10ms. That should be more than enough, but if it still crackles, try 20ms. If it still crackles, try turning the interface off and on again, sometimes they can be weird like that.



I tried restarting FL but it crashed and I got a blue screen. That's enough excitement for one day, my fingers hurt from playing.



>I tried restarting FL but it crashed and I got a blue screen

Wew lad, that's actually quite impressive in a weird way. In the meantime, I definitely recommend updating to a more recent FL version, and also updating your interface drivers if there's a newer one, just to help rule out any software-related issues. Hopefully it's not a hardware problem.



I'll put some bass covers on youtube when it's all sorted, probably starting with some of the japfunk I found and posted earlier.



Nice, excited to hear them lad.


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I've found the Japanese Jamiroquai.


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>ywn time travel there



Love the backing track, that's my shit right there. Not a fan of the vocals though, and I seriously hope those aren't the actual lyrics written in the description, because that's possibly the worst Engrish I've ever read or heard in my life if they are. I hope there's an instrumental version, normally there is with japanese singles because of their karaoke industry.


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Another Morning With The Madman


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>tfw finally getting back into playing my bass again

How can I improve my improvisation? Just by practicing modes and scales?


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How will the seppos ever recover?



Search for "backing tracks for bass" on youtube, you'll find loads of videos like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bO4IiUE0D_c that you can jam along to. Regarding what to play, try focusing in on something you've heard somebody else play that you liked, figure out how they did it, and figure out what makes it work. It might be something like "oh, these particular notes work well when this chord plays, what's the relationship here, how do they relate to the chord, are they part of another chord/scale that compliments this one, where can I go from here", and then just toy with it and practice it until it's just part of your improv lexicon that you can pull out when appropriate. Once you've built up a library of little riffs and tricks into your fingers, it's just about mixing and matching them, finding the right moments and contexts for them, and varying/modulating them in different ways to make it sound unique.




Those videos will come in handy, I've always slacked on the theory stuff. If my theory and sight reading was at the same level as my technical ability I would be a great session musician.



>If my theory and sight reading was



I just squeezed all the pus out of a huge blister on my foot. It was so satisfying.



"Music theory" is really just the sounds and elements of music being translated into a traditional spoken/written language. It helps you express musical ideas and concepts to other people without having to play it to them, but it won't help you hear things you can't hear or play things you can't play. What I'm getting at is that there's the language of music, and then there's the theory behind it, which isn't a requirement to learn the language. A person can read and write decent English, huge epic novels even, without ever knowing what a "conjuction" or a "past participle" is.

The same goes for music, you don't need to know what "mixolydian mode" is or what "retrograde inversion" is in order to write a song that uses those things. You just need ears, a sense of tone, a sense of harmony, a sense of rhythm, and a lot of practice.


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Is this based black man right?



He is, although that's more about getting the kid out of solo/lead performer mode, and into backing rhythm mode.

Music is an art, something to be felt and expressed, you don't have to perform an autopsy on it in order to make good music that you and others can enjoy, you just have to learn how to express it. That's not to say it's completely subjective and that any old shit can pass as good (just because you're expressing something doesn't mean you're expressing something good), but it's something that's best learned in the same way a child learns to walk, or to speak. Not by studying textbooks and overanalysing everything, but by observing, copying, and repeating, with maybe a little bit of conscious thought here and there.

Obviously if you want to become a classically trained whatever, you have to learn all the bullshit, but in the contemporary music world it's not needed. With an active interest in music, you'll pick a lot of it up anyway, without making it a main focus.



>Not by studying textbooks and overanalysing everything

That's what killed my interest in it in college. That was the biggest waste of time of my life.


aa pls come back to /improve/



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Alright, apparently I played the wrong video somehow on my shit tablet, but yes he's absolutely right.


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Read this if you want to fix your shit, lads.



Give us a quick rundown, lad.



I'm not very far in but

>the more you do a certain thing, the more the cognitive energies that go into it move away from the thinking part of the brain towards the habit-forming part

>eventually it becomes ingrained

>craving or cue > habit sequence > reward

>most of the things we do in our day-to-day lives are essentially pre-programmed sequences of actions

>this is advantageous because who the fuck needs to contemplate deeply every time they perform basic tasks, but disadvantageous because the brain doesn't distinguish between good and bad habits

>you can't get rid of old habit structures once they've formed, but you can overpower them with new ones

>it takes a few weeks to form a new habit-structure


I'm pretty sure this means free will only exists in one small area of the brain and that if you don't use it you're literally a soulless automaton.


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>yfw Harry and the mutt produce a creature like this

>yfw it becomes king


Logan and Jake Paul are unironically brilliant.



At being idiots, creating a cult following amongst tweens, and making a shit tonne of money while doing it, sure.



That's what I thought before I looked into it. They've done nothing wrong and are the Aryan spirit manifest. They really are Nietzschean Ubermensch. Let me remind you both of them are misogynists, racists and teetotallers which makes them /ourguys/. Stop shilling against people taking it straight the the Jew in their own neighborhoods.



AND homophobic.


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>the Aryan spirit




The media calls everyone even remotely nonkosher that, it's not actually the truth. They're stereotypical Chads who surround themselves in nigger culture and fame-whoring, take one look at one of their "music" videos and you'll turn right off them.


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>been finding good music all day

>think I won't find anything better until I happen upon THIS



I feel a sudden desire to own a MIDI wind controller.


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I thought yanks were supposed to be good at clapping? I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.



>calling people faggots and beaners, tying women up, abusing and tormenting them, terrorize rich Jewish neighborhood, make millions doing so

They're more than remotely nonkosher. I know they are idiots but they're annoying all the right people and I hope they continue to do so.



The first attempt at clapping is where the beat sounded like it was to me, and he started on that long G note as well, implying it was the "1". Not their fault he picked an awkward rhythm to play.

Goodnight mate, sleep well.


I don't know about that, Youtube AKA Google AKA the "has a lawsuit for being biased against straight white males" company still sees them as good goys and didn't demonetise or take down Logan's video of a hanging dead person until he removed it himself, and they let him keep his upcoming youtube red film to boot. Meanwhile, pewdiepie is pretty much blacklisted from trending (unless it's about the Paul bros), the majority of his videos get demonetised unless he massively self-censors and avoids "sensitive subjects", and his fully filmed youtube red series got cancelled at the slightest whiff of media outrage. That to me is somebody they consider nonkosher, not the Paul bros.



You're pathetic and desperately trying to support anything controversial.



It's possible that jewgle learned their lesson from the amount of backlash they got over the treatment of Pewdiepie.


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>she will NEVER be your gf



That's fine, I preferred her big titted friend anyway.


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Absolutely banging knockers on that lass.


I think some of the fuzzyness might be from my bass's battery, I sometimes forget it's an active.



>weeb games


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What did you just say?


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>nip to asda (where I also work) to get some aftershave

>it's all locked away, can't find anyone with the key

>go to the customer service desk, they put a call out for someone to come

>after being stood waiting for 5 minutes decide to ask security if they've got a key

>they're watching someone nicking on the cameras

>the two middle-aged security women go up to confront him

>he gives them most of the stuff back but has a big pack of razor blades down his trousers, I don't think they know about them

>as they walk him back to the entrance he makes a break for it

>grab him, he starts kicking off, me and another lad who works there restrain him and chuck him in the holding room

Feeling very MORAL now lads


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>putting this much effort into retail work

You're supposed to give bare minimum and make it harder for management.



It wasn't because I work there lad, I was there as a customer anyway. I just like seeing criminal scum get btfo.



>Not getting satisfaction from doing a good job.

When I worked retail, I'd put loads of effort into helping customers and stuff. The part that made managers jobs hard was not doing stock tracking and shit, which I gladly slacked off on.


>tfw finally have a productive hobby that I enjoy again


>tfw everything is going very well for me but I'm still depressed



>Not getting satisfaction from doing a good job.

If you're the kind of person who derives satisfaction from a job, why would you work in something as shitty and dead-end as retail? Why not get a real job?



Why would you ask that on a baord filled with people with very little prospects and no ambition?

Either way, learn reading comprehension lad. "When I worked retail" is past tense.



Yeah mate, all he's gotta do is just GET A JURB, its THAT SIMPLE! All these people struggling to find work, why don't they just get a real job? Like, I seriously can't understand why they don't just GET A JOB?

Seriously guys, is anyone else here completely baffled as to why someone wouldn't just get a job? I feel like walking into the job center and just telling everyone to get a job.

You remind me of my stupid Grandmother who called me lazy on a daily basis for not having a job when I was 17 despite applying for multiple jobs every day. My stupid grandmother who has never actually worked in the 70+ years she's been alive.



Alright, here's how it's done lad.

Step 1: Walk into the business you want to work at

Step 2: Find the highest ranking member of management on-site

Step 3: Look him directly in the eye and give him a firm handshake


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>not pulling your socks up first



that goes without saying


I'm thinking of getting myself a traditional English sword.



Banned in Britain


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Why do you want a sword, decoration?



Yes, among other things. I'm considering this one instead now.


Which do you like best of the two I've posted, lads?



This one looks the best, in my opinion.


Some new veins appeared on my forearms today.



This one looks more gentlemanly



Maybe if you spent less time on imageboards and more time on job boards you'd have a decent job by now.



I have a job that I enjoy.

That doesn't mean I can't get pissed off at stupid posts like that.



>I have a job that I enjoy.

And it's just super that they let you push the trolleys, but some of us strive for better things.



*tips three-bar pot*



Fuck off.


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Do you lads think buying a crepe van would be a good career choice?



I doubt it, unless you're really passionate about crepes.



Of course lad, just be sure to maintain eye-contact with everyone in the vicinity and firmly shake their hands as soon as they're within reach to ensure optimal customer service.



My passion for crepes borders on sexual.



>firmly shake their hands

But lad, as the manager of said crepe business, he'll have to offer a job to everyone who gives a firm enough handshake back. How's he gonna afford to employ all those people?



He'll just have to get himself another job then, won't he?


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>"If only I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't have quit work, I would never have become addicted to my mobile phone. Anybody with hope couldn't possibly understand how I feel. I don't have a single friend and I won't in the future. I'll be ignored because I'm ugly. I'm lower than trash because at least the trash gets recycled."


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Am I correct in saying that many people here crosspost on brit/pol/? I've known about this place since before the exodus but never really bothered checking it out tbh



Not really, there's a bit of disdain for that place here, mostly for how overtly shitpost-y and obnoxious it's regulars are, and how we often get lumped in with them.


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bit rude tbh lad



I'm not saying it to be rude, I'm telling you objectively how it is: https://8ch.net/search.php?search=brit%2Fpol%2F&board=britfeel


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For me, the big issue with brit/pol/ is that, unlike us who had a clean break from 4chan britfeel, brit/pol/ seems to have splintered off into several different boards and groups and factions. It's a lot of dramatically we'd prefer to avoid.

That being said, the core ideals of britfeel and brit/pol/ have always been aligned and we are allies.



>It's a lot of dramatically

*a lot of drama



Also, britfeel has a zero tolerance policy on tripfags, which some brit/pol/regulars seem to struggle with.


How's your neck training going?



Pretty good, it regressed a bit while I was stopping with my mum over christmas because I had to sit in my old shitty office chair

now I'm back home my necks feeling a bit better again


I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.



Good afternoon.




sharp or dull?


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Sharp. I like this one too, a bit more pricey but something for the future maybe.



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post a good image you saved recently


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Take the British Israelite pill


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i'm banned from 4chan until the 24th for doxxing timmy lids




>already imagefagging

go away


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>for just $10 she'll follow you on twitter

Now I don't have a twitter, but if I did, I wouldn't pass on an opportunity to have the tradqueen follow me.


>tfw secretly like Hitler despite my core ANGLO loyalties


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>liking GERMans


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They say your balls shrink on steroids, but mine have have grown and they're fucking massive now.


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>tfw put cfw on my psp and playing psx & gba classics in bed

Any rec's?



I know that feel, I've got a PSP-1000 and a PSP Go both with CFW, right next to my bed I've got a 14" CRT TV, chipped PS1, PS2 slim with FMCB, and softmodded Wii (with retroarch and an external hard drive for Wii/GC games), all over glorious RGB SCART using a switchbox. Across the room (but still within reach of my bed) I've got a 42" LCD TV with a fat PS2 (FMCB + 350GB hard drive installed, component cable for 480p), a fat 60GB PS3 with CFW, and also my PC hooked up to it. I mostly just play games on my PC though kek.

Regarding recs, what sort of thing are you into? PS1 has no shortage of great games in virtually all genres.


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On my PC now, I got these from /v/ a couple of years ago.





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now you've done it.

Dont say I didn't warn you.


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Sounds like a top tier comfy setup. I've downloaded Parasite Eve 1&2, Dino Crisis 1&2, Silent Hill, Einhander and more. Never really been able to get into JRPGs or RPGs beyond a casual level, though I've played a lot of Divinity: OS 2 recently. However I always enjoy TRPGs like Front Mission, Advanced Wars and Fire Emblem. I'll try out FF Tactics next.

>Trap Gunner


If you don't have a THICK, DENSE, and VASCULAR neck, no girl is even going to give you a second look.



Good choices lad, Dino Crisis 2 in particular is one of my favourite PS1 games.

>Never really been able to get into JRPGs or RPGs beyond a casual level

I'm in a similar boat. I've started almost every single JRPG (or at least one game from the series) from the 80s to the 00s, but I've never completed any of them, usually not even reaching halfway. There's just too many games out there for me to keep playing the same one for 30 - 120 hours, and a lot of them have very similar themes, character archetypes, plot devices, gameplay, etc., to the point where they all sort of roll into one in my head. Western RPGs on the other hand I just plain don't like, unless they're basically action-adventure games like TES and Witcher 3. D&D-based RPGs like Eye of the Beholder or Baldur's Gate bore my pants off.

>FF Tactics

Not my sort of thing personally, I tried to get into it but I was just falling asleep. A lot of people rave about it though so take that as you will. You might also want to check out the Disgaea series, a couple of them were on PSP, same sort of gameplay.


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Did anyone play this?




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I didn't know about most of these.



I don't know what that is, nor do I want to know.


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That's pretty cool, I never had that game, but I was well into THUG and THUG2 as a lad. It's a shame stuff like this is largely a thing of the past now, like secret characters/maps/etc that you don't have to pay extra for, female characters with skimpy outfits / unabashed sex appeal, and just simply having a sense of humour. Never thought I'd miss the 00s, but here we are.





>female characters with skimpy outfits / unabashed sex appeal

When I saw that character my first thought was how such a thing wouldn't fly nowadays. It's a shame because sex appeal is one of the only things women are actually good at.

In other news, I've only just turned the PC on, which is unusual for me because it's usually on as soon as I wake up. Instead of dipping in and out of procrastination sessions while being half-productive on other things I've managed to read 100 pages of a book, go to the shops, and clean my whole flat. I should probably not turn the PC on more often.



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I've got mummy to get into the crypto game


Tomorrow is an important day. You will hear from me, lads.



either start elaborating on these cryptic posts or fuck off.



All will become clear in time, my good lad.


>legs still hurt after sleeping twice

Is it a blood clot from sitting at my PC too long? Am I a dead man?


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>Sargon of Akkad is not a threa-




Seriously, can we just ban this cunt? He does this like once a day now.

I've never seen such a desperate attempt to get replies before.



As I said lad, all will soon become clear, just be patient. I have a VPN anyway.



And you're always the only one to give them to him.



You what, mate?

I've never replied to him in my life because I quite frankly couldn't give a fuck what he is doing tomorrow.

I've occasionally thought about replying but that's only because it looks kind of embarrassing when he posts some subtle bullshit and nobody else responds.



>He does this like once a day now.

I don't know where you're getting this from either, I did it the first time the other week >>63614 not intending to annoy anyone, I was just so embarrassed by what had happened that I didn't want to go through typing it all out, and just now is the only other time I've done it. This time was definitely to annoy you though, I wanted to see if you were always so angsty and irritable or if you were just in a bad mood before. Well I got my answer, and I think you need to lighten up.



Well I assumed it was you every time, but it isn't the first time someones given him shit for posting this stuff. Other than the people complaining at him, he's completely ignored.

If people didn't complain, eh'd probably eventually stop, but they're giving him validation.



I think you need to fuck off, mate.



I'm not your mate. Never reply to my posts again.



I'm actually offended that you thought it was okay to even reply to me, mate. Especially since you were too much of a faggot to tell everyone what shameful, autistic shit you got up to last week.


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Easy Bolognese Recipe | Jamie Oliver






floopity whibblescromps


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Has anyone got the sad webm of the old man talking about his wife who got dementia?


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Nm, found it



That's fucking horrible.


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Morning lads.



Morning mate.



I shant be watch that


Spent all day yesterday dry stone walling with my brother. My NEET body is now crippled.


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>bring gym milf back to my flat

>we sit on the bed

>she suddenly tells me she's in a (struggling) relationship and isn't sure she wants to do this

>ask her why she came then

>ask her if she wants a platonic bum massage

>she hesitates but eventually says yes

>squeeze her bum for a bit then start massaging her fanny

>we end up snogging and dry humping for 2 hours

>keep trying to pull her knickers off but she says she's on her period

>she cums when I'm dry humping her

>sucks me off

>we lie in bed chatting for a bit

>eventually leaves



You are devoid of virtue and deserve every bad thing that happens and has happened to you in life.


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That hurts coming from you lad, as I respect you and have defended you from bullies in the past. Though part of me feels like you're right. I just wanted to know what it was like.


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Ex-criminal Joey Owens announces plot to return to Merseyside politics

>Joey Owens - once accused of murder - confirms plan to stand in May elections


I've told her we should hold off while she works on her relationship.


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On the one hand, I'm glad one of us finally made it.

On the other hand, fuck off norman.


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Is Peter right?



>having a slapper suck you off during a seedy liaison

>making it



There's numerous regular netherlads here, myself usually being one of them, so I don't know how you can assume from that one post that he's the exact one you've interacted with in the past.

I sort of agree though, I don't know why you would choose to go ahead with a roastie who admitted to currently being in a."struggling" relationship it's her fault it's struggling, let's be honest here beforehand, and yet all the while has been flirting and coming on to a colleague of hers (and probably others too) for ages. All the warning signs were there, and she even had the decency to own up to it before you did anything regrettable, but apparently that couldn't stop your dick from taking over your conscience like an absolute nigger.

I don't think you deserve everything bad that's ever happened or will happen to you, but you at least deserve anything bad that happens relating to these actions. I wonder if her boyfriend or whatever is even white. She might even have a few STDs, if not from him, then from one of the other countless chaps she sucked off before you.



He's a pessimist and always has been, he even admits it. I think he said something along the lines of pessimism being a kind of armour that protects you. And anyway he uses different measures to the ones we do. For instance, if we managed to eject all the pakis and niggers from Britain, even if it meant bloodshed, we would probably say that was a good result. For Peter it would literally signal the end of the country.

I stopped reading his column ages ago.



I'm a 28 year old KV, I'd certainly be happy with a blowjob from a willing female.


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Who else /Moral/ here?



Involuntarily /moral/ here.



When are we gonna see a fucking pic


I've always wondered if I'd be able to genuinely convince you lads that I, a NEET hikki KHV, had met a girl, hit it off with her, became a couple, etc, just by making up and telling a very realistic sounding story over several months. Like, even with all the time in the world to plan it out and make the plot consistent, would I even be able to come up with a believable story if I've never had any kind of first-hand romantic or sexual encounter myself, nor really interacted with the outside world during the last decade? I'm not sure that I could, I think it's possibly so unlikely to get a gf in my current state and situation that I couldn't even lie about getting one.


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Powerful stuff, always amazes me how much emotion some composers can get out of music, considering how "unnatural" it is. I've always wondered if there really is an instinctive emotional response within us from certain notes and chords, or if there's just a set of learned emotional responses from our musical experiences as infants, and we rely on external elements like dance, acting, storytelling, our life experiences, etc, to establish the "right" responses. Basically, I wonder if the emotional response to tonality and harmony that most adults can feel, is instinctive or learned.

If you show a pre-talking and pre-toddling baby a brightly coloured picture with grass, trees, and fluffy bunnies, they get a positive emotional response and show signs of happiness and joy, and if you show them something terrifying and moody and dark, they get a negative one and show signs of fear or upset, but this sort of makes sense when it comes to how we've evolved. It's useful in survival to feel positive or negative responses to visual cues instinctively, because people being fine with wandering out at night with no light, or entering dark caves that could be filled with predators, would spell the end of our species.

But music is more abstract, you don't hear suspended 4th chords or harmonic minor scales in nature, and they are solely the result of human science and art. It's evolved throughout history too, the further you go back, the simpler it becomes, and it varies somewhat from culture to culture as well. In my experience with my nieces, babies don't seem to show any emotional response to tonality or harmony, they just recognise the fact that there's noise, and at best will detect a rhythm (which makes sense, we have rhythms inside our heartbeat, in drinking milk, in crying, and so on). It only seems to be once the child has become very familiar with what songs and music are, and have learned to sing and dance on a basic level, that they start feeling any emotion at all from it, which leads me to believe it's more of a learned behaviour than an instinctive one.



If you took a recording of that piece back to 200BC and played it to some high IQ Celto-Brythonic lads how do you think they would respond?


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>Bolton dumped his 25 year old model gf for telling him she doesn't get turned on by darkies



Doxanon is still here lad.


I was a NEET KHV but then I got a job, started lifting, and genuinely trying to improve myself. I attribute most of my success with this lass to my physique - she really loves my muscles, and if I wasn't a big boii she probably would never have shown an interest. Once we did get talking though we found we actually got on quite well. A year ago this would've seemed impossible but the more I've actually made myself go out and speak to people the better I've gotten at it. I still feel like I make a lot of mistakes, though I'm starting to realize how a lot of the time it's all in my head, my self-doubting tendencies trying to reassert themselves. Phenibut has also helped a lot.



Did you ever try tinder out?

Also, I'd be kind of worried that her boyfriend is going to kill you.



I didn't, but I was the lad who was considering it. He can try tbh, my sword will be here soon.



Besides worshipping me as a deity for my strange clothing and apparent ability to wield magic, I'm not sure, but I doubt they'd have felt anything similar to us. There are no existing examples of the music they would have played, besides Roman accounts during warfare and a few simple instruments, but I would imagine it was relatively simple stuff: banging on drums, blowing large horns, chanting, etc. I can't imagine they'd have enjoyed some of the more dissonant or chromatic parts of Chopin's piece (which made even me wince at times), and I'm not sure they would have gotten any real emotional response from the nicer bits. It would be a bit like playing it to a toddler I guess; they'd recognise it as sound, and notice the various rhythms, but they wouldn't be getting any emotion from it, except maybe feeling afraid if it was loud.

The Romans on the other hand probably would've enjoyed it a lot more, they were far more advanced when it came to music thanks to the Greeks. The Greeks had developed proper tunings, scales, and more advanced instruments centuries prior. In fact, in doing a bit of research just now, I'm getting somewhat of an answer to my previous post:


>The names for the various modes derived from the names of Greek tribes and peoples, the temperament and emotions of which were said to be characterized by the unique sound of each mode. Thus, Dorian modes were "harsh", Phrygian modes "sensual", and so forth. In his Republic, Plato talks about the proper use of various modes, the Dorian, Phrygian, Lydian, etc. It is difficult for the modern listener to relate to that concept of ethos in music except by comparing our own perceptions that a minor scale is used for melancholy and a major scale for virtually everything else, from happy to heroic music.


Wish I'd had more success at the whole /fit/ thing, I didn't make much improvement with my dumb bells, and I was just getting increasingly exhausted by the week. Having females at work must help a lot as well, where I worked it was exclusively blokey blokes, not to mention it was a shit job that I had to quit before it made me off myself.



Kek, I remember skimming through The Republic and in the section on music he advocates for banning certain modes because they promote degeneracy.

I would have thought that the melancholy of minor keys is intrinsic, but maybe my conditioning runs so deep that I'll never know.



And when we discussed fitness before we came to the conclusion that you'll be at an impasse until you're able to get more calories in, which is still the case. I don't know if that's become more feasible since then, but bear in mind if you're already eating at maintenance you'll only need an extra 500 calories per day of quality food to get bigger and stronger.



>he advocates for banning certain modes because they promote degeneracy.

Kek, I saw that in another wikipedia article. There's some more really interesting stuff actually, like this:


>It is a commonplace of musicology to say that harmony, in the sense of a developed system of composition, in which many tones at once contribute to the listener's expectation of resolution, was invented in the European Middle Ages and that ancient cultures had no developed system of harmony—that is, for example, playing the third and seventh above the dominant, in order to create the expectation for the listener that the tritone will resolve to the third.

So the whole phenomenon of "resolution" in music is a social construct as well. I think it's fairly safe to say at this point that any and all emotion we find in music is something we learn, rather than something we're born with.


Yeah I know, it's just difficult for me to suddenly implement a major dietary shift. It was fairly easy to substitute food A with food B, like I did with swapping chocolate cereals with porridge + banana, sliced-ham sandwiches with peanut butter sandwiches, and chocolate minirolls with fruit, but actually adding extra meals in has proven much more of a challenge. Besides the "having to ask my mum to buy more food even though I don't know what to ask for" struggle, I'm very much the type to get carried away with whatever I'm doing, and I often put off eating for hours, even if I'm really hungry, to the point where my hands and feet aren't able to keep a good temperature.

I'm also doing a lot worse when it comes to showering, which sort of factors into the whole "life routine" thing. I had a shower yesterday, which was the first time since Christmas Eve, which was the first time since the start of December. My room has shrunk significantly as well over the last 18 months, thanks to a combination of having more stuff, and me just giving less of a shit about anything besides using my computer all day. I really haven't been looking after myself at all.



I've never given it much thought before tbh, but my take would be that music epitomizes man's mastery over nature; the systematization of a vast chaotic array of auditory phenomenon into a neat toolkit to the purpose of creating order and beauty in his moving onwards and upwards towards the divine, with the huwhite man's creations being its highest manifestation.


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Just went through my journals and tallied up how many showers I've had in each month for the last couple of years, as it gives a pretty good indicator of how much I've got my shit together at any point in time. It's worth noting that I only really started trying to improve myself in February 2015, before then I'd been showering once or twice a month for several years, and also that I was working between September - November 2016.


It sounds mad, but I think you're about right.


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Not bad, that sound was very out of date by 1990 though. Also it sounds like it's got pre-emphasis, like most CDs of the day (especially those from Japan). It's basically a built-in treble boost done by the mastering studio that would get corrected by analogue circuitry inside CD players on playback, in order to mask the hiss they generated back then (a lot of them had 14 bit DACs instead of 16 bit to cut costs, lower bit depth effectively means there's a higher noise floor). I wish normies would learn about this and correct it, so every CD upload from the 80s - early 90s didn't sound bright as fuck and completely bass-less.

Found a FLAC version of the album online ( https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B7WNLEgjqBEecnFDMXcxQURVcVk ), here's a digitally de-emphasised version I made of that particular track: https://my.mixtape.moe/abacck.mp3

Notice how much less tinny it sounds and how much more the bass stands out compared with the youtube upload.



>*de-emphasizes your track*

heh…nothin personnel…


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I don't understand the technical stuff but it sounds better. Does the stuff on this channel have pre-emphasis? Since I can't find any downloads for these albums I was going to rip them off youtube and separate the tracks myself, but since I don't really know what I'm doing I thought I'd end up with sub-par quality and haven't really had the time to delve into it.



That record and a lot of stuff on that channel is recorded from vinyl, pre-emphasis of this kind only applies to CDs. It's fairly obvious once you know what to listen for, any time you hear an 80s or early 90s track that sounds really tinny or ear piercing, and you can hardly hear the bass, that's likely to be pre-emphasis.

That does have fairly heavy digital noise reduction applied to it though (whenever the tracks fade out, you can hear it sound slightly artificial and "watery" like a low quality mp3, before it disappears), and it sounds like there's a slight stereo imbalance, meaning the cartridge was slightly misaligned when it was digitised (can be corrected in editing, but they didn't bother or notice).

Ripping music from youtube will always be sub-par quality, that's just how it is, not just because of the re-encoded nature of it, but because normies always manage to butcher the source material one way or another. With obscure records like these though, a lot of which have never seen a CD or digital release, the only way to get the highest fidelity copy of it is to actually buy the record yourself, hope it doesn't get smashed in shipping, also hope the person who owned it before you didn't ruin it while they owned it, and then digitise and edit it yourself. It's quite a hassle.


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I have a VGA port on my laptop but it doesn't have the two holes either side of it for the screws on a standard cable to go in. Would one still fit?



Yes, the screws will just get pushed back.



You said you were not letting it go any further. She's a disgusting roast and you've sullied yourself.



I'm serious though. There's a good chance that you could get jumped by some psycho ex bf.



Do you really begrudge me female company after 23 years of involuntary celibacy? I don't plan on impregnating her. How am I to get a young virgin lass to start a family with if I'm no good with women? Regardless, I've told her we should put it on hold while she addresses her relationship.


And in all seriousness I'll give him a good wallop if he tries anything.



Third image is pretty hot.



>Do you really begrudge me female company after 23 years of involuntary celibacy?

>23 years

Not him, but I turn 26 this week, so yes.


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I've seen it before, disgusting behaviour from those "officers".



I can barely make out what instructions the officers are giving and I'm not terrified like the poor guy who got shot.



I think that's the really terrifying part, is that there's no way that anyone would have survived the encounter considering how irrational and contradictory the orders he was making were. They were looking for an excuse to kill someone if you ask me.


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Is he telling the truth?


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Step aside lads, this is how it's done.


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I am learning this, my good lads. It's one of my favourites and doesn't look too difficult.



Good luck lad, just remember that looks can be deceiving.


I'm off to bed, goodnight lads.



No problem, I've already got the first 12 seconds down.


Night lad.



I had a look into it. The guy who was yelling the commands wasn't Philip Brailsford, it was his Sergent, Charles Langley who is probably more to blame. He managed to quietly retire before the bodycam footage was released.

Obviously Phillip Brailsford is still a piece of shit cop who writes "you're fucked" on his guns and beats up 14 year olds, but still…



What anime would Peter watch?



None as cartoons are for children and delinquents


want mummy to make breakfast


want mummy to play with my willy


want anonny to fuck off


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Step aside lad, I'll handle this one.


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Just went and got my hair cut at a new barber shop.



show us how sharp it is by slicing some milk jugs in half


I've plugged my laptop into my TV with a VGA cable but the TV says no signal. I've fiddled around with the display settings on my laptop like the tutorials I've looked at say to do, and it definitely detects the TV, but nothing displays. Any ideas?



What have you currently got everything set to?



that's not really any of your business, is it.



You haven't the authority to decide that, third party lad.



>decide im working too much

>go to relax for a bit

>get uncomfortable because im not working



heh. I think you'll find I'm in charge here.


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AJ Styles' greatest moments: WWE Top 10, Jan. 6, 2018



I wish he didn't have such a nigger-tier entrance theme, it's fucking awful and doesn't fit AJ at all. CFO$ are absolute degenerates, and one of the many things making modern day WWE (besides NXT) unwatchable. Jim Johnston getting slowly replaced by these dickheads, and then getting released last year after 32 years with the company, is a crime against humanity.


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Thinking about buying the parts and building one of these DIY 808 clones lads. Sounds identical to the real thing if built correctly, but only costs about 1/6th the price of a genuine TR-808 off ebay (£550-ish VS about £3000 - 3500), and with the benefit of not being dodgy 35-year-old electronics. It's a big project, and I'm not particularly experienced with soldering, but I could probably get my dad to help me out if I get stuck, he worked in electronics for years and did it as a hobby when he was younger.


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>10 posts in the last 24 hours

>none of them are remotely interesting



More interesting than yours, cheeky git.



why don't you contribute something of worth then.

you DO have something of worth to contribute, right lad?




That's what you peons are for.


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>people using the word "based"


Pretty windy outside tonight lads.


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Watching Star Wars Episode I since it's been so many years since I last saw it. The film is pretty 'racist' by today's standards. Gungans are total wogs and the Neimoidians have a strong Chink accent. Also Watto is a kike and makes me think Lucas got tired of dealing with Jews.



It really was, I could feel our house shaking in the night, and heard things in the garden falling over and knocking around. Kept me awake.



Just went downstairs and looked out the windows, our back gate has blown right off it's hinges and is now lying face down on the floor about 2 feet away from where it's supposed to be.


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I've got a hernia above my belly button and can't get a doctor's appointment until February.


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I got bored of it around episode 30, I'll pick it some time


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I HAVE NO FRIENDS - Why it's good to be a Lone Wolf



I love how she thinks this is some amazing epiphany that she must share with everyone, as if she never expected to grow out of the things she liked doing as a teenager.


Just a quick question, guys. If an employer asks me why I want to leave my current position, what is the best thing to say?


I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.



Managed to make it 40 seconds in before I got too angry to continue.




That's a fag sword, doesn't even look like something a roundhead would use.

You're not a cavalier are you lad?


h-he bought the fag sword.


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>You're not a cavalier are you lad?

Where the fuck do you think you are, lad? Go back to halfchan.


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Which Britfeel is better?

This one or 4chan /r9k/'s ?

Be honest



If you think there's even a debate, you have to go back.


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4chans britfeel of course, in fact lets go there right now and never post here again. You first


Bit the bullet and ordered the parts for the 808 clone lads, plus a few extras like a new soldering iron and a case to store components in. Should keep me busy for a while, and will make it feel like I actually got something for Christmas / my birthday.



It looks a cool project



Yeah should be good, can't wait to get started.

I'm off to bed now, goodnight guys.


I shat myself yesterday.


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what the fuck is this and why are you posting it here?



It's not my problem that you can't read.



I can read fine, it appears to be the twitter account of some random spastic. That still doesn't explain why you're posting it here.


>I can read fine

I'm not convinced.

He got arrested for making an offensive post on twitter.



I warned you lads about not using a VPN and giving out your personal details / phone numbers under the guise of "security" and "verification", I warned you. He didn't listen, but you still can.


If you read his timeline, twitter allegedly phoned him after receiving reports from some LGBT fags about "offensive tweets" he made and told him to delete the tweets or they'd delete his account, twitter then contacted the police who later turned up at his house, and he hasn't posted since.



>twitter call the police

>but don't bother to actually delete the account

sounds like a LARPer to me



It could have been some sort of third-party "anti-harassment" group (which twitter have been known to hire in the past) who reported him to the police, rather than twitter themselves. It's fairly unbelievable though, not because he's getting arrested for hate speech, which is just par for the course these days, but because he typed out and described the events as they happened, as if he knew what was coming next in the sequence.


He filmed the van pulling up to his house tbf



It's possible that they turned up at someone else's house on his street, he captured the footage, then made up a story around it for attention.



>being this much of a coward



>being this much of an oblivious normie idiot



>some twitter-using cretin either gets arrested or is LARPing

who fucking cares



Go back to where you came from, lad.


you lads should get into crypto, its a good time.



After you.



>being so much of a pussy that you hide behind VPNs and anonymous image-boards just to say that you considered voting for UKIP once

>being too much of a coward to post antisemitic pictures on facebook



There are plenty of boards for people like you, but we only have this one. Kindly fuck off.



I voted for UKIP twice, piss off normie cunt.



brit/pol/ is leaking again



/brit/ posters are nothing like this gimp and mostly use VPN's. He has to be from halfchan.

t. buttblasted /brit/ poster


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There hasn't been any based Vaporwave posted in a while.



It's absence was greatly appreciated.



It's good in moderation, you have to admit.



No it isn't, it's irredeemable trash made by pretentious, talentless retards who found out yesterday how to download youtube videos as mp3s, change the pitch, and apply some reverb. They then decide that their minor modifications are so amazing that they ought to retitle it, attribute it to themselves, and then sell it on to morons like you, who eat this shit up because "haha it's like the 80s or something, i love shopping malls and pastel colours".


Opinions on working Tuesday-Friday, 7:30am-7:30pm?



Doing what?



Prep cook



I wouldn't do it, but I guess it depends how much you like working on your feet in a kitchen all day.



They're long fucking hours lad.



Might be okay.


True, I'm quite HIGH ENERGY though and I used to smash out 70 hour weeks at an old job occasionally.



>I'm quite HIGH ENERGY though

What's your secret?



Borderline overdose amounts of caffeine and a sensation of guilt whenever you're not working on stuff that you should be.



>a sensation of guilt whenever you're not working on stuff that you should be

I get this all the time, but I find it very easy to do nothing about it.

>Borderline overdose amounts of caffeine

I guess that's it, I am a low energy caffeine-free lad. I was a caffeine fiend when I was working with my dad just to get me through the week without collapsing, but I would crash hard at the weekends, and it just felt very unhealthy, physically and mentally.



>I get this all the time, but I find it very easy to do nothing about it.

Whenever there's something you've got to do, you've just got to force yourself to do it. Obviously it's easier to do nothing about it, it's easier to get out of bed in 10 minutes rather than spending the energy to get out when you wake up, you're still going to have to do it anyway though.


>it just felt very unhealthy, physically and mentally

Probably because that was such a drastic change of lifestyle for you. I think a lot will change when you actually find a job that you're alright doing.



>it's easier to get out of bed in 10 minutes rather than spending the energy to get out when you wake up, you're still going to have to do it anyway though.

I spend about 3 or 4 hours on average lying awake in bed before I get up, sometimes I'm there for 6 or 7. Years ago I used to just stay in bed all day, had my bed pushed up against my computer so I never had to get up, besides trips to the toilet or making breakfast/lunch. If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I wouldn't win anything because I'd neglect to sign up until it was too late.

>I think a lot will change when you actually find a job that you're alright doing

Maybe, I still hate the idea of working a typical job for some normie boss. I think I'd much rather be self-employed, but I don't know if that'll ever happen.

And on that note, I'm going to head to bed before I stay up for another couple of hours doing nothing in particular like I did last night. Goodnight guys.



Sounds utterly horrendous. Wageslaving is one thing but what kind of serf subjects themselves to those kind of hours?



If he enjoyed the work it wouldn't be much of a problem.


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Finally back to the original investment



Working full time, 4 days a week sounds nice.

Obviously the mornings of tue-fri are going to be completely taken but there's still enough time to do something in the evening for a bit.


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Based Raheem might be Britain's only hope.


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>tfw can't feel like I do on phenibut all the time



>getting addicted to things



I take it twice a week. It's heavily prescribed as an antidepressant in Eastern Europe, and I can see why, but if they take it every day they must get addicted. Do you get addicted to the ones prescribed over here? Are any of you lads on them?



I tried fluoxetine, but I think that did more harm than good.

In the short term it did help with my depression, it didn't really improve my mood, I felt less bothered about the shitty things in my life. I wouldn't necessarily count that as a good thing but it allowed me to function for a while. After maybe 6 months I just started to feel nothing, just empty and not really feeling anything.

I quit after than and had a really bad bout of depression that was probabley the worst it had been but then I felt pretty great after that. I'd still say a big mushroom trip is better.



He'd have to pretty much love it and even then it would take it's toll after a while.


It's ridiculous hours though. Even if you spread it out over 5 days it would be well over a standard full time working week.



I unironically thought he might be decent as UKIP leader (at the very least it would flummox all the "muh racist UKIP nazis" faggots) but then he pussied out.



Never used phenibut, but I've been on a few different anti-depressants (including fluoxetine) at fairly high dosages, and all my experiences were negative. They basically turned me into a zombie, killing me off inside without me actually having to die. That whole period of my life is a fuzzy blur in my head, I spent most of it just lying on my bed staring at the wall feeling absolutely nothing, occasionally phasing in and out of sleep. My parents have told me they got really worried because it was like I wasn't really there, and at some point I went cold turkey on them. I felt depersonalised for a long time afterwards, it was maybe a year or two until I felt that I was the same person as my pre-anti-depressant self.


I'm getting back into WoW again. I always go through phases with this game, buty I'm enjoying it right now.



That's fine by me.



well then, good luck with it


You know what I hate? Videos that only show it in slow motion without showing it in normal motion.

I recall once watching a video on how a feather and bowling ball drop at the same speed when in a vacuum, not ONCE did they show it in regular motion (you know, so I can actually get a good understanding of what it looks like), but they showed it in slo-mo about 20 fucking times. Stupid video.


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I have to agree with you there lad.

On the topic of slow motion videos though, for years I've desperately been wanting to see high quality footage of a CRT TV that's recorded at such a high frame rate, that you're able to clearly see the beam scanning across the screen horizontally (which has a frequency of about 15.7kHz, as opposed to vertically, which is only 50/60Hz and easily capturable). Unfortunately, I had come to the impression that it was either not possible to achieve with current technology, or that anyone with the technology to do simply hadn't.

Today however, I just happened to come across that exact thing in this slow mo guys video. They've always got some of the best slow motion cameras around, and they even said that this was the highest framerate they've ever recorded at (an incredible 146,727 fps). I know they're a bit of a normie channel, but I think this video is genuinely fantastic, they even go into comparing LED-backlight LCDs and OLED LCDs with a macro lens, which is another thing I've wanted to see. As a display autist, this video was a deeply cathartic and liberating experience, and made me think that maybe things are going to turn out okay.



Great post.



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>those demon pig noises


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very good



or at least is before the bass randomly goes out of key

what the FUCK were they thinking?



nevermind it was only on the mix i was listening to to transition to the next song




DJs who can't hear that their mix is key clashing should frankly be hung and shot.


Getting a harvester lads.


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Nice one lad, love a good harvester. what are you having?

>mfw filling up my salad bowl entirely with garlic croutons


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>tfw not middle class enough to eat croutons




>middle class

Mate, it's basically just a bowl of garlic crackers



When it comes to salad bar, I tend to get the normal croutons and cover them in red devil sauce.

Then I tend to get a double chicken burger with bacon and cheese, with a chocolate sundae to finish.

And of course, a mountain of the free bread rolls.

They gave me my Sundae for free today as they wanted me to do the online survey.



I know that feel, on the occasions we've been there I just get some lettuce and cucumber, maybe some coleslaw. I don't know what "croutons" or all that other shit is, but it seems fancy and I probably won't like it.



Theyre cubes of breadcrumbs lad.


i am a big boy


I'm trying to come up with an ending for my book. any ideas?

Serious suggestions only please.



Whats the book about lad?



the end?



I'd rather not say just yet, I hope you understand.


Yes that's right, the end.



Well lad, I don't think we can really help then.


Been to harvester once in my life and I didn't like it. It was full of kids, like every single table were parents with their 4 kids.



I've never eaten anywhere where that wasn't the case.



I don't think you've eaten at many places.



I think I have, maybe not fancy pants rich cunt restaurants, but I've eaten at a lot of different places.


So, I was driving on a 60 road today and I was getting a little pissed off because the person in front was driving at a steady 50. We came off the 50 road onto a 30 and I was a little bit irritated because I was expecting them to cruise along at about 25 the whole way.

NOPE, they drove down the 30 road still at 50, they didn't even change their speed. Strange driver.



You never been to Nandos?

You get a lot of 15 year old spiceboys but at least there's no literal children.



I have, and there were children. I also went there for my 11th birthday.



That's what you get for going out when kids aren't supposed to be in school.



Nice one, mate. I'll go out for a meal at 3:00pm on a Tuesday. Sounds like a blast.



I also liked that video, I even watched it the same day. Concerned you're actually me and I'm schizophrenic.



/britfeel/ nandos meetup WHEN?



But we already went to nandos for the Christmas meetup. (I think Deano's still recovering from that extra hot wrap haha)

I reckon prezzo or something this time, or maybe just spoons for a few bevvies?


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I'm very pleased with how I've trimmed my beard and my moustache has grown to a nice size. I look like Nicholas II but less handsome.



Don't see the problem with that lad, if you want to avoid people, thats what you have to do. It's a decent time to have a late lunch too.

Plus the sort of people who want to have "a blast" are the sort of people who would ruin my nice quiet meal.



Very nice.



I'd rather just go to a place that doesn't have any children.



My moustache is very similar to that. I have a larger beard though.


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>the older lass from works asks if she can come round after I've already told her we're not taking it any further because she's with someone

>I say no

>"Dont worry im not going to bother you again."



Not just cucking the cunt



>reducing myself to the level of the first milf slag who throws herself at me

The confidence boost has been quite enough tbh



Just keep her behaviour in mind if she turns up one day asking to go out again after she dumps the cuck.


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>no giant nazi gf


Spent most of today and yesterday off the computer, yesterday me and my mum spent all day clearing out one section of my room, and now the floor behind my rack is the clearest it's been in about 12 years. Today I restrung my guitar (because while clearing my room I found some unopened strings I got for my birthday about 9 years ago), then received a delivery of hundreds of electronic components for my 808 clone project, so I sorted through and organised them a bit. Still haven't got the PCB though, nor a couple of other bits I need, so I can't start it yet unfortunately. Need to get a hold of some wire in various colours as well for the header cables, I've currently only got red.

Off to bed now though, goodnight lads.


Just spent 10 hours playing subnautica. Better get to bed, I need to be up in around 5 hours.






I'm voting Corbyn next election. It all needs to burn.



lol epic post mate, so random XD

pickle riiiick haha



Stop being angry.


I just had a drink of water.


Just finished work until Tuesday, ordered myself a cheeky Domino's for dinner.


I've just seen the most fucked up video ever. I've seen a lot of fucked up videos but this one is probably the only one that I've thought is genuinely fucked up.

This world really is an awful place.



what happened in it lad?



It starts off with two men blindfolded, the title claims that it is a police officer and his son but many other sources claim that it is a cartel member and his son, regardless it is a man and his son.

Shortly after, their blindfolds are removed and the older man is bludgeoned several times with a large piece of wood before being quickly decapitated with a small blade.

After this, two men hold his son down and start cutting away at his chest until his rib-cage and entrails are visible and begin pulling organs out of his body until he dies.



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Hail. I am en emissary from /brit/. Who amongst you is the master of this, most fertile of beaches?

*claims female*



>*claims female*

We've only ever had 2 female posters. One died and the other transitioned to a man. You will not find what you seek in these lands.



Why did you watch that? You're sick. 'I've seen a lot of fucked up videos'. I bet you get off on it, faggot.



excuse me but that female seems in distress, take your rapey ways elsewhere.



There was a third, but she either went back to halfchan, or never mentioned or hinted at the fact she was a girl here ever again. The former is probably more likely.



Morbid curiosity?

Just because I watched it, it doesn't mean I enjoyed it.



I still remember the worst video I've ever seen puppy torture. I was linked it on some random board without knowing what it was, and clicked off of it in about a second, but that brief moment still haunts me.



Was it the woman wearing heels?


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I remember that one from /b/ about 10 years ago, pretty grim. Didn't do much for my opinion of roasties either tbh.



What about the men who paid them to do it?



Subhuman gooks.



What about the white men who jerked off to it?



lmao whitey btfo!




AIDF strikes again.




It's just a joke, stop being so sensitive.



>the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you


Do you love our Anglo race, lads?



I love everybody lad, I don't discriminate.





I truly hope and pray that everyone who had anything to do with that video suffers a slow and painful death, at least in equal to the suffering inflicted on that poor dog.



> I don't discriminate.

Then you're on the wrong website



I'm pretty sure leftypol is still here


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Go outside. Talk to real people. Get out of your echo chamber. Trump is hated and despised. Called a racist, a traitor. Most people are rational and goodhearted, and they know a man like that has no business in the highest office. To say nothing of the marginalized and persecuted minorities who will flock to support to the woman who promises them a brighter future. Go to your neighbor and tell them you support Trump. Then watch as they slam the door in your face.

I'm serious. Go out in public and see what happens when you make your political views public to your social circles. Your family, your friends and your co-workers.

You will be an outcast in days while democratic views are accepted as the norm.



You forgot the "You cant win. See you in November." part of the pasta.

My mum and her boyfriend are somewhat redpilled actually, we occasionally have discussions about politics and other topics after dinner. My mum voted UKIP, hates pakis and jews, and I remember when I was younger she said she'd disown my sister if she ever dated a black man. My mum's boyfriend is a truther, and he knows all the scummy lies and tricks of the media due to his experiences with TV and newspapers regarding his famous/celebrity family member.

My dad's side of the family is a different story, they are good goys all the way.


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Morning lad


Looking forward to the new Red Dead Redemption, lads.



Morning mate.


Sounds like a blatant cross between Central Line's "Walking Into Sunshine" and B. B. & Q. Band's "On The Beat", both of which were very popular in clubs internationally during the early 80s. Always makes me laugh when the Japanese make their own versions of western songs, a couple of years after the originals came out. We did the same in the 50s and 60s to Rock & Roll and Soul, so it's only fair I guess.


Pornography is a blight on mankind.



Pretty much.



I swear to Christ, if these french post cunts give me one more update along the lines of "votre colis a été déposé… dans un Bureau de Poste lol" or "votre colis a quitté le pays d'origine… la Suisse lmao", I'm going to go over there, spend 7+ days giving misleading updates as to where I am or what day I'm arriving, and then kick their froggy teeth in.


Anyone else lick the soles of your new shoes because you know you'll never get a chance to lick them again?


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Post the most obnoxious sounding vaporwave you can find



Let's not.


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I hope none of you are lactose intolerant.


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>tfw fell for the bus

Who /BrexitRegret/ here?


>ywn have a gf and a mortgage



I've never wanted a mortgage.


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>tfw you will never be a TT racer


I'm off to bed, hopefully I'll get at least one of my remaining packages tomorrow, but it probably won't be the one from France, which would of course be the main one I need. Can't believe I got a box full of hundreds of individually counted out and bagged up components from Texas in just 3 working days, while it takes the French over a week to send a couple of items to the UK. Anyway, goodnight guys.


Just woke up.


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The best.



Niggers not welcome.



RDR was awful.



Thanks for confirming your opinion as shit.



Not him, but it was massively overrated in my eyes, I really didn't see what everyone else apparently saw in it. I didn't think it was shit, but I didn't think it was great either. I had the PS3 version though, which ran at a sub-720p resolution, was almost always 15-20 fps, and had the graphics settings turned lower than the 360 version in general, making the whole thing feel sluggish and look subpar. Can't say I remember a single thing about the story or the characters, so I clearly didn't think much of that aspect.

All in all, I'd give it a solid 6.5/10, with an additional "if it had a PC version I'd give it an extra point or two" award.


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Shan't be watching this.






I have a house that is in the process of being signed over to me though inheritance situation



I'm becoming disillusioned with retail.



That's not very BASED of you, lad.


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I used to think it was good until I played it all the way through recently. The gameplay is boring and the missions are repetitive. GTA is vastly better in every way, including 4. The Undead Nightmare expansion is even worse than the main game. Nier Automata had a barren open world too but at least it was fun. I couldn't respect anyone who thinks RDR is a well designed game. I bet you think Fallout 3 is better than New Vegas too.


RDR was boring as fuck.

Who sets a game in the wild west? What a horribly boring place, they may as well set the next one in an office.


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Do any of you lads use voice chat? I joined a discord for a guild I just joined in WoW and was surprised how anxious it made me feel. I had a brief chat with one guy but ended up not saying much other than that. I j-just need to practice right?



I use it with people I've known for a while, but it does get awkward the first time I talk to someone. I'm like that on the phone too, it feels like I'm holding my breath most of the time to avoid making any noise.



I used to be when I was about 17 but not at all now.

I remember when I joined some /v/ guild on a private server and we were just about to raid, we were trying to decide on a loot system. I suggested the Suicide Kings loot system because it was literally perfect for our guild since nobody trusted anyone to be a loot council and nobody else was prepared to do DKP.

So we had about 5 people trying to coin different loot systems and obviously I was the one going for Suicide Kings (which was literally perfect). The GM invited everyone to a big vent chat and we all had to give a short speech on why our chosen system was best, when it was finally my time to talk I literally couldn't get the words out apart from a few trembling autistic sentences.

Because of this we had to use loot council, FUCKING LOOT COUNCIL. Obviously it didn't work out, the guild was mostly a bunch of close "friends" with a load of people recently invited for the purpose of raiding, it would never work out. It's crazy to think that people wanted it and obviously we had to go through with this guildbreaking loot system just because I was a little faggot bitch who couldn't talk.

Seriously, fuck loot council. I'd actually rather have standard rolling than loot council.



LC mostly ends badly. The /vg/ guild on Kronos used it, where I was a class leader, and in hindsight I definitely abused my position, though I didn't think I was at the time.


Seriously, Suicide Kings is fucking PERFECT for small guilds that don't take things too seriously. Loot Council only ever works when people take the game so seriously that it's basically their life. The main reasoning behind using this was other loot systems take "too long", fucking bullshit.

It ended up taking twice as long because people had 15 minute arguments after ever boss fight because someone didn't get the loot that they wanted.

I'm still bitter about this 6 years later.


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Finished a little LED dice circuit kit that my dad got me for christmas a couple of years ago (pic is off internet, but it's the same one), thought it'd make good practise for when I start my drum machine. I royally fucked up one of the LEDs, but it seems to still function without it, and I'm really just impressed that it works at all. It was actually quite easy all in all, I think me using based leaded solder made a massive difference compared to my piss poor previous attempts with the lead-free shite.


I did it a couple of times in 2016 to try and overcome social anxiety. Started off not being able to open my mouth, but after a few months I could get a few words out if I was one on one. I couldn't talk at all if there was more than one person around, and I haven't done it at all since then.



Loot council is perfect for high end guilds that are completely focused on progress without having any fun at all.


I'm off to bed, fingers crossed for a delivery tomorrow. Goodnight guys.


>29 janvier 06h57 - Votre colis est en préparation pour la livraison

>Your package is in preparation for delivery


Ten days of this lads, ten days. They make it sound like it could arrive that day, then after listening out for the door all day, it doesn't, and then the next day they do it again. They even sent me an email early Saturday morning to inform me that "delivery" would be within 24 hours, and then I get this today. It's driving me insane.



>trusting the french


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>it arrived


I had no other choice.


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>tfw no snake stream


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The Liberalists are LIVE


A girl I went to school with is now doing porn and she's quite proud of it. I'm not even slightly surprised since she was that kind of girl.

It wasn't hard to find one of the videos. I expected it to be funny but it was just kind of depressing, this is just the beginning of her crackwhore life.



Post it then.


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>ywn be this good at any instrument


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How can Anglo guitarists even compete?


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Rey Mysterio makes a shocking return in the Royal Rumble Match: Royal Rumble 2018 (WWE Network)



Heard it was a good rumble this year, also heard great things about TakeOver Philly but I haven't got around to watching it yet. Trying to avoid spoilers for the latter, but I saw a clip of Andrade entering the rumble with the NXT championship, so I guess that answers that.


I'm off to bed, hopefully I can start on the drum machine tomorrow. I was downstairs playing with my nieces all day today so I couldn't start it, and by the time they'd left I was too tired to do anything requiring focus and concentration. Goodnight guys.


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>mummy said I can have apple pie and custard for supper if I do my chores today

who /goodboy/ here



>Apple pie

not apple crumble


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>go outside for the first time in over a month

>instantly become ill



I know that feel, get well soon lad.



how long until she's 16?


Went to start putting the board together after spending the day reshuffling my room for it, and immediately found that my iron's tip is apparently too thick for the very thin through-hole pads on the board (at least I think that's the problem, it wouldn't solder properly and I think it's because it's not getting a proper connection to both the pad and the lead). So I've had to put it aside once again, and reluctantly order myself a 10 piece set of various sized tips for tomorrow. Pain in the absolute arse.


Reminder that this is a board for GOOD BOYS; you may only post here if you regularly do your chores for mummy.


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>sargon lied about being a nigger


Ryan Faulk is so smart lads. Am I right in thinking he's autistic? They really are superior beings aren't they?



>They really are superior beings aren't they?

Yes, we are.


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Have you lad seen this



No, and I wish I still hadn't.


Mum baked a loaf of banana bread today.



Didn't know that was a thing, how was it?



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It's really nice, I had never had any before. The crust was sweet and the inside was soft and sweet with a nice, but not too strong, flavour of banana.

I'll have some more with a cup of tea later on.


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>noticed tires were worn down a few months ago

>check them today

>they're pretty much racing slicks


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Cool, try to drift.


I'm off to bed, got to be up for my delivery tomorrow, and not lie in until gone 1pm like I did today. Sick of deliveries at this point, just want to crack on with it. Goodnight guys.



Night lad, I can definitely imagine it getting tiresome with the amount of stuff you've ordered.


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Morning lad.


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Do you like Salad Fingers.



Morning mate.


I liked it a lot back in the day, but I thought the Jerry Jackson cartoons were the funniest thing in the world.



What are they changing?



I don't know.


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imagine being this much of a stupid dog


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7 Times Atheists Went Next Level Beast Mode


nipping to lidl to get some fish me mateys


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Muttposting was the highlight of 2017.


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I'm off to bed. My new soldering iron tips arrived this morning, but unfortunately they didn't make a difference, the solder still won't flow properly onto the joints. My next course of action is going to be scrubbing the entire board with some 99.9% isopropyl alcohol (I already did somewhat before I started, but maybe not enough), and I've ordered myself one of those flux pen things which should make the solder flow more easily (there's flux inside the solder so it's not normally needed unless you're doing surface-mount stuff, but I've seen a lot of professionals recommend it anyway so fuck it). So the project is on hold yet again, I'm getting uncomfortably over the budget I initially set out for myself, and I've got ANOTHER FUCKING DELIVERY to wait for. Just end it all.

Goodnight guys.


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>Juden Peterstein

Nah, not a fan.



Shan't be watching this.


What are your plans for today? I'm going to have fish and chips at my mum's.



I guess he's earning a pretty shekel as a talkfag these days, and doesn't want to stop his media momentum by associating with wrongthink. His time will come eventually, they'll find something to ruin his reputation with whether it's true or not, it's just a matter of time.



No plans, but I might have a shower.



He offers a lot of good advice, and on balance is surely doing more good than harm, but I cringe so hard when he starts kvetching about "collectivists" and anti-semites.



Tbh Peterson is a 2-bit philosopher based in purely reaction (in most senses of the word). If you want someone that will actually open you up try Zizek. At the very least he is actually enjoyable to watch (once you get past the lisp and the sniffing).


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>anything other than trash


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>dialectical materialism


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>No version where you play as the shooter


I had an interview today.

It was quite awkward, there were 2 interviewers behind a little desk and they asked me to sit down at a desk that was at the other side of the room about 9ft away. It was some real trainspotting shit.

To make it worse, the wall behind the interviewers was some strange reflective glass so I could see myself the entire time.




>tfw comfy holding despite my portfolio having halved in value

The normie purge has been a long time coming.


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I adore this sort of thing.


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It's mad to think that back then they were only about £200 - 400 on ebay (which was considered a lot for a shitty old analogue synth). Now they're about £3000 - 5000.


now then lads went to big dannos yesterday for a few games of fifa kept smashing him like always lmao went down the local after for few bevvies like n shit you not i saw the lad who called me bird a munter went up to him and cracked him one lmao his mates just stood there like pricks then we went and got smashT ya should have seen big danno on the karaoke lmao fuckin mentalist he is



Stop it.


I just got 6kg of chicken breast for £22.


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That is quite clearly a man.


I can't get properly hard with a lass. Porn was a mistake.


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Hands down the best game of all time.



It's not even the best in the series.


I'm off to bed, got the flux pen earlier and managed to make a little bit of progress this evening. It's still not as easy as it was the other board I did, but it at least works now. I've done about 50% of the PSU section (a really small section), should be able to finish that off by tomorrow. Then on Sunday my dad's picking me up, and he'll be able to tell me whether I've done an acceptable job or not. Goodnight guys.



What are you doing exactly?



Building myself a Yocto 2, a clone of the Roland TR-808 drum machine that contains 1:1 identical analogue circuitry to the sound generators of the original hardware (sequencer is very different though, more like a TR-909, also it has MIDI and an additional Boss PC-2 voice). You have to buy the PCB and solder all the components yourself, and buy an optional case from a third party if you want it to actually look like a finished product, but it's still a hell of a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying a real 808 (which is £3000 - £3500 these days, VS about £650 for all the Yocto parts).

I've always wanted to get into DIY electronics, especially for audio stuff, but I never came across anything I thought was worth doing. I saw this a couple of weeks ago and I was taken aback by how authentic it sounded, and it seemed like a good challenge for myself.


Mum said I have to stop spending so much time in my room and start looking for work. Fucking bitch. I wouldn't be like this if she had raised me properly.



What's she going to do if you don't? My mum often hints at the idea, but I just have to sternly tell her that it's not happening right now, and she'll drop it for another couple of months. It helps if she feels sympathetic and partly responsible for your situation, and currently considers you to be a valuable member of the household even without a job (I give my mum a portion of my autismbux as rent, I often do chores when she's at work, I fix everything in the house and help with anything technical, and I prevent her from making retarded impulsive decisions).

Things would be different if I had a dominant father figure around the house who had a sense of pride and didn't let things get this bad in the first place, but as is usual for lads like us, I don't. I just have my mum's useless low IQ betabux "boyfriend" that she mostly holds disdain for, but keeps around for the money, and my real dad (who got kicked out of here 19 years ago) that I only see once a month or so.


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I'm going to read today instead of playing video games.


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Never really thought about digital church organs before, now I want one.


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Post beautiful film music.


It was a right pain to restring my acoustic with nylons. The high E kept popping out as I was tuning it, I thought the pegs might be somehow defective but it turns out you just have to stretch them out for a while.



My mother discouraged me from getting an admin job for the NHS because after she found out I'd have to drive on motorways to get there.



shame, NHS admin is pretty cushy


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Phillip Schofield on Race


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>another pointless trailer for something that is still nowhere close to completion and has little hope of ever being finished

Excuse me if I don't get excited


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Who even owns this site these days?



It's still owned by Jim and "run" by Ron.


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>tfw you're in the wildy and you hear this




>"run" by Ron.

God I hate Ron so much.


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Why post misogynistic videos



Because I hate roasties.


There's been a car parked outside my house since 7PM with its lights on playing some shitty fucking song the entire time, all I can hear out is a fucking bass drum, but it seems to be the same pattern over and over so this fucker must have it on repeat or something.



Pull your car up next to them and start a car meet.



I'd have to walk past them to get to my card, and I don't plan on going outside.


sex and willies







Apology accepted.


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Could White Islam be what's needed to save the West?


ladpill me on metal vs nylon strings



redpill me on flip flops vs hiking boots




redpill me on plastic vs metal poobuckets.


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bluepill me on the nintendo switch


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Reminder not to fall for the nu-male meme.



I posted about it before, but generally metal strings are for electric and steel string acoustic guitars, while nylon strings are for classical guitars. If you put nylon strings on an electric, you won't get any sound because they're not magnetic (and they probably wouldn't fit into the nut anyway). If you use metal strings on a classical guitar, it will be irreparably damaged, if not completely broken in half, due to them having no truss rod in the neck to support the stronger tension. Metal strings sound bright and twangy, and are like razors to the fingers if you haven't yet built up calluses, while nylon strings sound soft and mellow, and don't hurt the fingers at all (although your wrist might ache more because classical necks are wider).


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How do you know so much music stuff oh wise music guru?



When most normies hit their teenage years and start socialising outside of school, getting on buses, walking around town together, going to parties, drinking/smoking, having romantic/sexual experiences, learning to drive, getting their first jobs, etc., I chose instead to stay at home on the computer and make music / fiddle around with audio stuff every day until I went to bed, and every weekend I would go to my dad's house 35 miles away and do the same thing. I know more about this stuff than I do anything else because I pretty much sacrificed my child-to-adult transition period for it.





Go ahead.



It's only 10:21, I drink at 11:00.

I like to spend this time of the day pacing about thinking about drinking.



>all that absolute drivel

>the word "mankind" is what he takes issue with

Canadian sovereignty was a mistake.



That felt good.



Why argue with lefties when you can just turn them against each other instead of wasting your time?


Finished soldering the drum machine's PSU section lads. I put it in the middle of my room, shut my eyes, plugged it in, and it didn't explode. It gives all the correct voltage readings on my multimeter, just need to check for ripple or anything on my oscilloscope. Feeling pretty chuffed right now.


I attempted to become a music lad this afternoon.


Desperate to find something to be passionate about but I have nothing, and I've tried many things.


I got a new job today, I start in 4 weeks.

It's a 15 minute drive from my house which beats the current 60-80 minute commute that I currently have.



Can I see a picture please?




Good lad, the commute makes a huge difference.


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Reminds me a bit of Banjo Kazooie. Very ballsy time signature and scale for a first attempt, not bad lad.


Sure, here you go lad. This is just the I/O board (PSU, MIDI, audio outputs, basically everything you'll see on the back of the machine). The main board is the same width but about 4x the length, and has an order of magnitude more components.



Looks a chore, how many hours have you put into it so far?



In terms of building it, at least 6 hours, though probably less than 10. a lot of that was spent faffing about and trying to get the solder to work though. In terms of just researching and planning the project, countless hours, it's been the number one life-encompassing focus of mine for about 3 weeks. It's not really a chore though, it's something I want to build, and it's all in sections so it's not particularly overwhelming. I've seen many people say it took them about a month to complete, and a few saying it took them 2 weeks, so I'm shooting for 1 - 2 months of working on it a couple of hours a day (I've always been a slow and steady worker). Gonna try and treat it a bit like a real job, getting up early, having scheduled breaks, etc.

Speaking of which, I better be off to bed, goodnight guys.


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Some lad absolutely cunted the racking at work, he's lucky it didn't collapse on top of him.



fucking forklift cunt





My parents forced me to get a job and a car when I was 17 by writing applications in my name and booking driving lessons. I was all pissy at the time because I just wanted to stay at home and play WoW.


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Just took a stool sample to the doctor's.



it's my birthday tomorrow and all I want to do is play video games, get high and eat dominos but my parents want me to spent the day with them.

It's my birthday, not theirs..



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I've been here a few years mate



those black grapes from aldi are the bomb, I forget the name.


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Ironically peddling this meme was a mistake






>getting this wound up over weed



do you think drugs should be illegal?



I want it all legalized for eugenic reasons.



I'd rather just have it illegal and execute people who are caught carrying more than however much you define as a single use of said drug.


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>this imaginary power tripping



I'm talking laws, not what I would do personally.



Well it's a good thing you're not going to make any laws.


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..el engendro del infierno…



Why not just legalise it all, and tax it?


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This. Letting mongs like you destroy yourselves and further reducing your already slim chances of procreating would be a good thing for society. It would also be necessary to legalize guns so the public could defend themselves from the inevitable spate of druggy break-ins that would follow.


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Worrying stuff.



I'd rather not make it freely available so people who are prone to make poor choices have less chances to ruin themselves. The goal of drug policy to me is about trying to prevent more people falling into it while getting rid of dealers and existing users, not to get extra tax revenue.


I don't know lad I think this country could really benefit from a few hangings.


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Embrace accelerationism.


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How do you do, my fellow kangz?



wasn't that pretty much every countries drug policy since ever? It hasn't worked so far.

Even in countries like China where it's practically a life sentence for dealing drug people continue to do so.

What do you think about Portugals drug policy? it seems to have worked out pretty well.



He gets off on the idea of killing people he doesn't like. There's pretty much no logic in what he's talking about.



>It couldn't be that he wants there to be strong deterrents in place, no, he must be a malevolent psychopath.

Why are drugscum incapable of debating honestly?



Go ahead, debate this guy then >>64319



I mean, it is kind of hilarious that you just said I'm incapable of debating after you just ignored a debate and decided to insult me.


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>nihilistic capitalist drugscum

>le Portuguese socialist paradise



I don't know anything about Portugal or China's drug policies, nor do I give a shit, and I'm not the lad who wants you executed. I do think we should properly enforce the laws we already have in place though, as there's virtually no deterrent at the moment and we basically live in a state of de facto legalization.

How can you look at the average normie's relationship with alcohol and think that giving them access to hundreds of new poisons could end in anything but disaster? You care more about pursuing your own hedonistic desires than your country.



>I don't know anything about Portugal or China's drug policies, nor do I give a shit

>there's virtually no deterrent at the moment and we basically live in a state of de facto legalization

Ah, so you're actually quite clueless on this sort of thing?

Please describe what you think the "average normie's relationship with alcohol" is. If you think the average person is just going to start smoking crack because it's legalized then you are hilariously out of touch.



The penalties for getting caught with small amounts of any drug are mild, and in many cases amount to nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Our police only go after suppliers in earnest, failing to recognize that they'll be playing whack-a-mole forever until they tackle the demand.


>Please describe what you think the "average normie's relationship with alcohol" is

Binge drinking every weekend

You're either completely unaware of peoples' tendency to destroy themselves given the opportunity and means to do so, or are ignoring it because of your own selfish desires. Is dream market not enough for you? Why does Deano need to be able to buy the most potent mind-altering substances on the planet from the local paki shop?



My understanding of the Portuguese system is that they've decriminalised drug use and treat them as victims and seek to rehabilitate them rather than punish them, I don't really know any more in depth than that. I haven't heard much about how successful it's actually been, now as the opposite of this we have what Duterte has been doing in the Philippines which seems to be working, and has a proven track record when he did the same in Davidao city when he was mayor. Now I'm not actually arguing that we form death squads to violently purge drug users and dealers, it's just an example of when people actually enforce a zero tolerance policy it can work. I think most people think that the attempts to control drugs in this country have been fairly strict when really they've been pretty limp wristed and pathetic. Possession of the three legal classes of drugs will get you 7 years plus a fine for class A drugs, 5 years plus a fine for class B drugs and 2 years plus a fine for class C drugs. Meanwhile supply of class A will get you life in prison and a fine and supply of class B and C will get you 14 years prison and a fine. Clearly this is not sufficient deterrent because it hasn't been working, and if my local area is anything to go by the police don't even bother enforcing the law when it comes to weed (which is a class B drug). I'm not saying what I propose is the only way to deal with the drug issue we have and I think we can all agree the current system really does fuck all to help the problem, if the Portuguese system actually works and is cost effective (meaning rehabilitated people have a low rate of relapse) then I might be in favour of that for some people who have used less damaging drugs.



Drinking on the weekend is cultural and not like any other kind of substance use. And nobody beyond 18-19 gets blackout drunk every weekend, people drink on weekends and there is nothing wrong with this.

>failing to recognize that they'll be playing whack-a-mole forever until they tackle the demand

Literally never going to happen, that's not how people work. Why did Iran and Afghanistan have the highest heroin use in the world when they could face capital punishment if caught?


I think the way Portugal treats it's drug addicts is probably the right way to go about things. Most of these people are addicted too drugs because they didn't have a good support network in place, not because they thought heroin would be fun to try out just for shit and giggles. You say Duterte has a policy that works, his policy involves the murder of thousands of people with innocent people getting caught up in the crossfire. How in any way is that working?

I also disagree that most people think that drug policy is too strict, people in this country especially the over 40's hate drugs and think there a menace too society. the only thing I do agree with is this current drug policy is a pile of shit and needs to be changed. The fact you think that killing and mass incarceration or anything even stricter that the system we have now would be a positive step boggles the mind. As hard as you try you can not control everybody, so why not just legalize, illimante illegal trade that way, then be there to help the people that fall through the cracks and pretty much get them to pay for it themselves?


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>there are fascist pigs in this thread that think making drugs ubiquitous and removing any deterrent will make substance abuse more prevalent



The idea behind laws is not just police / authority enforcement but also an aspect of moral reinforcement. It has generally been seen as morally wrong to break the law. And yes while today morals aren't exactly strong and neither is respect for the law, that is still the standard that should be aimed for. Why does it boggle the mind that I want people who push at worst very damaging substances and at best disruptive to healthy society killed? they are actively damaging my country and it's people and as far as I am concerned that deserves a hanging as much as committing murder or treason does.

>why not decriminalise shoplifting, after all even with all the modern deterrents to it we still can't stop shoplifters.



You're on thin ice.



I'm terrified.



You don't even seem to care about the effectiveness of different approaches to tackling drug use or other crimes, you just have a fetish for punishment.


>And nobody beyond 18-19 gets blackout drunk every weekend



So you're just going to willfully ignore what I said earlier then?

"if the Portuguese system actually works and is cost effective (meaning rehabilitated people have a low rate of relapse) then I might be in favour of that for some people who have used less damaging drugs."

What's next? I have a phobia of narcotics?



Obviously there's more than one person I've been talking to, dumbass. >>64325

>and I'm not the lad who wants you executed


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Not on my watch.



Being drunk is massively less socially acceptable when you get to about 25.



>tfw too working class to know what the fuck you're on about



Don't know what fucking country you live in mate, but it isn't britain.




Okay, perhaps this is a class thing.

>tfw posh spaz



It's the proles I'd be most worried about when it comes to mass legalization tbh



I can tell. You only liked the idea of a Portuguese system if it was cost effective.



My mum was regularly partying and getting shitfaced throughout her 40s, she's calmed down ever since she became a grandparent, but even in recent years I've come across her passed out on the living room floor. I'd say it probably does become less acceptable around 25, because it's when a lot of people have to take on more responsibilities and become parents, but once the kids are a bit older they're back to stumbling out of clubs and bars again.


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>tfw pre-ordered a denuvo'd game


I've now got 300 Mbps download and 30 Mbps upload speeds lads, getting about 160 Mbps / 20 Mbps over VPN. I was on about 70 Mbps / 20 Mbps before.



>pre-ordering games

You were asking for it lad.


Would you trade it all in to become a bog standard 100 IQ normie with a gf?



I don't think I would, that's the same as taking the blue pill.


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oi oi



The last thing I pre-ordered was Dark Souls 3, I very rarely do it. I don't really know why people hate Denuvo so much, given they're buying the games off Steam or another DRM platform anyway.





It's not just because it's DRM, it's because it sabotages the performance of the game by maxing out your CPU the entire time the game is running, it monitors what you and your system are doing without telling you, it gives you a limited number of activations, and it constantly phones home to third parties the entire time (and it may or may not give you a couple of days to play the game offline before you need to "re-activate"). Not to mention, there's no guarantee that the game will be "unlocked" once the activation servers go offline, which has happened to a couple of games already. Steam at the very least has the decency to not majorly fuck over your system's performance, let's you install non-Denuvo games on as many systems as you want, and lets you play non-Denuvo games offline without an arbitrary time limit.

The best way of course is to just not use Steam if possible, and for Steam-only games either pirate them, use cracked executables, or just tell the dev to go fuck themselves and play something else.


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im cold


Lads, seen the state of halfchan /britfeels/ recently? It is an utter utter joke these days. The cunts argue and fight over any post. Shame that, A few years ago it was alright.



Eating more can help, your body only keeps warm when you have enough energy to spare, and it prioritises your major organs first, so if your hands and feet feel unnaturally cold for the environment you're in, that could be why. Moving around will help too.



This place exists because it became unbearable a few years ago.


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You've come to the realisation we came to about 2 years ago. Welcome to comfy britfeel.



That's what happens when you give free reign to attention whore tripfags, they turn everything into petty drama because it's what they live for



Why does my 120 bong keyboard keep randomly typing the letter k? I'm getting real pissed off now,


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>just exposed my penis in the groupchat

the cunts doubted me






Does it have a macro recording feature? If not, could be a number of things, a dodgy switch, crap firmware/driver, bad USB port, some sort of IRQ conflict, etc.


Go away.



Please just fuck off.


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Exactly what is the issue with my post lads? I see no issue with promoting a bit of healthy lad banter and stories in the thread? Or are we all serious now?


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