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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

File: 1428746176001.png (79.81 KB, 1257x624, 419:208, op0.png)

 No.6390

Cosy weekend edition

 No.6392

lying in bed listening to the rain pounding on my window is the nicest feeling ever tbh m8s

 No.6393

forever getting spots after shaving

 No.6394

>>6392
Hearing rain on the windows while in bed is goat.

Also lads I remembered a dank gba series from my childhood; megaman battle network. Going to download the roms now.

 No.6395

>>6390
wicked OP image man

 No.6396

>>6395
cheers blad, it was originally concept art for Dolequest 2. It's happening lads. Actually it's not because I have no motivation now but the thought is there.

 No.6397

so did anyone chat with skype-anon in the end?

 No.6398

>>6397
I did. He was alright for a northener

 No.6399

>>6397
>>6398
I completely missed that last night man, started zopiclone, what exactly was the issue?

 No.6400

>>6399
He was bored and wanted to talk on skype, he posted his screen name, a few people googled it and saw he has a profile on reddit.

 No.6401

>>6399
he posted his skype, someone found his reddit account, his picture was posted and similar to the last instance we did a vote on his fate

all in good fun of course

 No.6402

>>6400
>>6401
Aye, democracy calls I guess. No harm no foul though.

 No.6403

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>english will become a minority in a decade
>pakis will have their own imageboard where they post memes about us being cucks and white van men.

 No.6404

is mac de marco really a virgin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr5hd0eKoDE

 No.6405

>>6404
I thought he went out with sky ferreira

 No.6406

>>6404
literally who

 No.6407

>>6406
do you even music

 No.6408

Sat in my front garden for the first time in forever.

 No.6409

>>6408
Nice one, my front garden is just a short pathway surrounded by bushes and trees with a fence at the end, so I couldn't even if I wanted to. Do you get many people walking past?

 No.6410

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My last weekend as a NEET and no idea what I want to do with it

 No.6411

>>6409
Nah, it's very long and in two sections. And when I'm in my porch. I can enjoy my rock garden bit, which is surrounded by rose bushes and fuchsias. Then we have our car park area, basically from the path it's difficult to see you unless that person is properly craning

 No.6412

>>6411
I can't go in the front or back garden without being seen.
Surrounded by other houses.

 No.6413

>>6412
Aye, we designed our garden specifically so the neighbours couldn't look in. Being a midterrece you need to make adjustments where you can@

 No.6414

>>6412
Same here, our street is like a horseshoe, so every house can peer into each others gardens. Social anxiety nightmare.

 No.6415

>>6414
Erghhhh I hate gardens like this. Why do they even exist.

 No.6416

File: 1428760914993.jpg (34.33 KB, 491x325, 491:325, 100 percent ukip.jpg)

Reminder that britfeel maintains a minimum 90% UKIP standard. If you do not meet this threshold please discontinue posting immediately.

 No.6417

>>6416
link to test?

 No.6418

Buying garden furniture. And actually excited about it. Starting to wonder when I became middle aged.

 No.6419


 No.6420

>>6419
Does it just give everyone 100% Farage? I don't see his favourite food as being Sushi but that's what I voted for

 No.6421

File: 1428761621874.png (116.46 KB, 463x322, 463:322, ukip quiz result.png)

>>6416
>>6419
Looks like I get to stay.

 No.6422

>>6420
nope, see >>6421
you were obviously just more UKIP than you thought

 No.6423

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>>6422
…. c-can I still stay mates?

 No.6424

>>6422
I mean I'm voting UKIP I just don't see what Sushi or Dubai has to do with it, doesn't seem like Nige's thing honestly

 No.6425

>>6416
Got 100% too.

 No.6426

>>6424
it's a weird quiz, I wouldn't be surprised if half the questions didn't actually effect the end score and were just there to pad it out.

>>6423
you're on thin ice.

 No.6427

>>6426
>tfw just realised I'll be able to afford sushi once I start my new job

Thanks fro the reminder based LBC

 No.6428

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>>6427
>LBC
>London Broadcasting Cucks
>based

 No.6429

pretty sure Farage isn't a vegetarian who likes otters but 100% UKIP for me too

 No.6430

>hearing my own voice
god damn why
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UVVpuS1Tsc

 No.6431

>>6429
what the hell are you saying?

 No.6432

>>6430
It's good for your listening and speaking skills to hear your own voice back.

 No.6433

Watching my first anime lads.
I think it's called KINMOZA!.
Watching it because /int/ keeps bringing it up.

 No.6434

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>>6433
>/int/

 No.6435

>>6433
Can someone tell me if this is supposed to be for little nip girls? Because it looks like it.

 No.6436

>>6435
Kiniro Mosiac? No, it's not intended for little girls (it airs at 11:30pm), it's intended to warm young and old men's hearts.

 No.6437

>>6436
Feeling a little nervous with this bath scene tbh.

 No.6438

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>>6437
>now they're sleeping together
GCHQ isn't going to come knocking, right?

 No.6439

>>6437
>>6438
Nah, you just have to say you're "embracing cultural differences".

 No.6440

>>6439
If it's aimed at men why isn't there a brother or something like in that anime with Tomoko, to relate to. (I just remembered I've watched that anime too.)

 No.6441

>>6440
It's more about experiencing an idyllic life amongst school girls, with light-hearted comedy and general good feels to make you feel cosy and fuzzy inside. With Watamote, you were supposed to relate to Tomoko (i.e. an autistic NEET with horrendous misfortune, and an ex-friend who turned into a normie with a boyfriend), not the brother (plays football with the lads at school, hangs out with them at WcDonalds, etc.).

 No.6442

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>>6441
Oh, and a younger cousin that once looked up to you and thought you were cool, but has since surpassed you and now thinks you're a bit of a loser, but doesn't say anything to your face.
>tfw

 No.6443

>>6442
I wanted to identify with the brother because my sister died

I hope the spoiler worked.

 No.6444

>>6443
>watching anime to emulate having a sister
Boy did you come to the right medium. Welcome to the wonderful world of anime, onii-chan.

 No.6445

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 No.6446

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>>6443
Anon, I…

 No.6447

>>6443
Shit man. Instant twang of the heart strings.

 No.6448

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
New video featuring Milo Yiannopoulos in a debate with some pretentious fuck on "lad culture".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUVY-ZDwkxY

 No.6449

>>6448
I fucking hate this lashing against so called "lad culture"

it's literally fighting against masculinity. When women demanded gender equality men assumed we were to hold them to our standards, but the reality is that women want to hold men to feminine standards. Utter bollocks.

 No.6450

Went on like a 2 hour long walk today with my family, was pretty cool, we had lunch at a really nice restraunt/cafe too tbh. I normally say no when they ask me out but I forced myself to go out today.

 No.6451

>>6448
I hate Uni debates.

 No.6452

>>6450
Sounds lovely, I'd like to do more things like that with my family, but fate keeps throwing spanners in the works (rotary washing line broke the other day, dishwasher's busted, my mum's car tires had to be replaced, her boyfriend got made redundant and was unemployed for a few months, the list goes on).

 No.6453

>>6449
Not sure if serious? It's not so much the 'culture' it's the people. 'Lad' uni student types are the worst. Clearly you're not a lad if you're posting here, why are you sticking up for them?

 No.6454

>>6453
>>6449
Lad culture is just a bunch of Chads going out and getting pissed, don't know why you're defending it either

 No.6455

>>6454
We should have an English version of Chad.
I know there has been stuff like this on r9k but I forgot what they called him.

 No.6456

>>6455
That would be good, gives us something to differentiate from the americans

 No.6457

>>6453
>not sure if serious?

Nice reddit meme fuccboi, I'm plenty serious. It's nothing but another facet of the feminist war on masculinity. It's about shaming men for daring to be men. Do you want to have to attend mandatory rape seminars? Do you want to be arrested for "eye rape" or any of this bullshit? If not, then you should definitely not be against lad culture. The attacks against it only exist as a platform for feminists to further ridicule men.

 No.6458

>>6455
I vote Darren.

 No.6459

>>6458
I think Dean.
Dean the madman.

 No.6460

>>6454
Why should they not be allowed to go out and get pissed? Should bars and clubs be a safe space for women? Fuck right off with that shit.

 No.6461

>>6455
i've always seen Lee as the typical Chav name.

 No.6462

>>6460
they're allowed to, I just don't give a shit about it

 No.6463

>>6462
first they came for the lads, and I did not speak

 No.6464

>>6463
true, I hate the lad culture of if you don't go out and get drunk and laid you're a worthless cuck, but fuck people who tell them what to do

 No.6465

>>6464
although I mostly hate it cause I'm a NEET virgin

 No.6466

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>>6459
MADMAN

 No.6467

>>6457
wannabelad detected

pls leave, remember to have a cheeky nandos on the way out too

 No.6468

>>6461
there's a difference between chavs and Chads though

 No.6469

>>6467
Fuck off back to tumblr you little faggot

>siding with the feminists

>any year

nah

 No.6470

>>6469
I'm not siding with the feminist

god you're a faggot, I bet you down beers by yourself in your room, listening to Kasabian whilst playing FIFA pretending to be a lad

remember to get a crate of thatchers on the way out too

 No.6471

>>6467
are you that same faggot who was shilling for labour/greens before?

 No.6472

>>6471
I think you'll find most 'lads' are actually labour voters

 No.6473

>>6470
I'm looking through your post history and you are the most reddit sounding fuck I've ever seen

fuck off you absolute faggot

 No.6474

>>6473
how was your quick pub sesh with the lads last night?

oh w8

 No.6475

Looking after my niece she's 20 months. Put Netflix on for her. Scrolling through, a black girl comes up the tv. She points at the tv, and starts imitating a monkey. Literally this
'UUUUHHH AAAAHHH' -Monkey arms- I can't stop laughing. From the mouth of babes man.

 No.6476

>>6475
Kek, enjoy it while it lasts, before she gets sent off to the compulsory social reprogramming facility.

 No.6477

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 No.6478

>saturday night tv is now shit

 No.6479

>>6478
most tv is shit

 No.6480

>>6478
>now
>implying it hasn't been shit for well over a decade

 No.6481

>>6480
atleast take me out was pretty banterous

 No.6482

>>6476
I'm actually secretly hoping they do decide to home school her. They were looking into it. Apparently you can do half and half? As long as you follow the syllabus, it should be good for her apart from the social side. But kids are twats anyway. She'd be better off not being around little whores.

 No.6483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.6484

>>6482
It wouldn't surprise me if Labour made homeschooling illegal. Also, if you think things are bad now, can you imagine how bad it'll be if 16 year olds got the vote?

 No.6485

>>6483
Aye, based Varg, that's exactly how they want to teach her.
>>6484
Yeah. It'd be fucking shit. I really want them to be able to educate their daughter how they see fit. Even if that mean doing it themselves.

 No.6486

File: 1428778918221.jpg (1.49 MB, 2592x2592, 1:1, 20150411_195919.jpg)

Also. Now she's asleep. We've decided to get this going.

 No.6487

>>6483
That's good if you want your child to be a mechanic or farmer. He should be learning about sciences, maths, english and history too imo

 No.6488

>>6487
m8 read the text at the start

 No.6489

>>6486
Save some for me m8

 No.6490

>>6484
If you're home schooled who will teach you all the joys of multiculturalism and diversity, not to mention all the evils that Whites have committed???

 No.6491

who /manchester/ here

 No.6492

>>6491
Not me, I'm about 100 miles south-east of it.

 No.6493

>>6491
KENT
E
N
T

 No.6494

Zodiac is a good film.

 No.6495

>>6493
k-kent

 No.6496

>>6491
MANCHESTER A SHIT


GAS THE KIKES


RACE WAR NOW

 No.6497

>>6492
>>6493
>>6494
>>6495
>>6496
>no post in almost 3 hours
>5 replies in the space of 3 mins

 No.6498

>>6497
Looks like we all have "y-you first" syndrome.

 No.6499

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File: 1428793255524-1.jpg (12.91 KB, 225x255, 15:17, top kek as they say.jpg)


 No.6500

London Meet when?
if dubs it actually happens

 No.6501

>>6500
That wasn't hard, seeing as there's a post every 10 minutes

if my post finishes in 01 we will all get jobs and get laid by the end of the summer

 No.6502

>>6500
n o

 No.6503

>>6501
thanks anon.
We're all going to make it now

 No.6504

>>6503
If post ends in 04 we never make it.

 No.6505

>>6500
>>6501
An orgy at the workplace in London it is then.

 No.6506

>>6504
if post ends in 06 your post will be void

 No.6507

If this post gets quads I will give you guys all my money ;4)

 No.6508

>>6500
Up north mate, near Manchester ish.

 No.6509

>>6508
Wow. I'm way higher than I thought. Completely linked the wrong post. I can't find the one I wanted to kek.

 No.6510

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>>6499
I can already taste the sweet feminist tears

 No.6511

File: 1428796775917.png (45.26 KB, 696x364, 174:91, peasants.png)

>>6510
It's gonna be fabulous.

 No.6512

>2:13am
Shit. Goodnight to anyone still remaining.

 No.6513

>>6500
I don't think we would be welcome in the caliphate.

 No.6514

I wish it would stop being sunny so I could wear my comfy coat to the shop

 No.6515

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA
You'll forever be remembered, m8.

 No.6516

I have to say. Aryan children are fucking lovely. Just so pretty.

 No.6517

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>>6516
Oy vey!
Hang the Nazi!

 No.6518

>>6516
Morning guys, Game of Thrones has had 4 episodes leaked so I've gotta watch them all to avoid spoilers.

 No.6519

>>6518
Please don't put spoilers in the thread, having to do the same later on after baby sitting.
>>6517
Fuck off mate, just because blond blue eyed little girls are much cuter.

 No.6520

File: 1428838387034.png (676.56 KB, 591x880, 591:880, labour poster 2.1.png)

>>6519
Looks like you need a lesson on tolerance

 No.6521

>>6519
Wouldn't dream of it mate. I want others to have it spoiled for them as little as I want it for me.

 No.6522

>>6521
Where is the torrent m8?

 No.6523


 No.6524

>>6521
>>6523
Cheers man. This'll beat 'in the night garden' that I've been watching for the last two hours.

 No.6525

File: 1428842051614.jpg (44.34 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 266.jpg)

>tfw went to sainsburys for the first time in years

Crawling with normies that place, only just survived.

 No.6526

had 12 hours sleep last night, also been having really fucked up dreams recently, not sure if I should decrease my prozac dose tbh

 No.6527

File: 1428843517896.jpg (68.23 KB, 680x497, 680:497, 1428828326246.jpg)

Why do the other britfeel use this absolutely shite OP image all the time now?

 No.6528

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>>6527
because they're all uni normies

 No.6529

>tfw I was speaking to the ReviewBrah on /r9k/ earlier

I feel warm inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI

 No.6530

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 No.6531

>>6529
Luckyyyyy

Where's the thread at

 No.6532

>>6528
>yorkie

I-it doesn't make me a normie right?

 No.6533

>>6529
He's an absolute madman.
I wish I could hang out with him.

 No.6534

The witcher is such a slog

 No.6535

>>6534
Yeah, I've played both and didn't finish either.

 No.6536

>>6528
>sport and exercise science
Kek, why did all the normies do that shit btec

 No.6537


 No.6538

>>6535
I've heard good stuff about the second and even better about the third, but I wanna soldier through the first one so I can follow the story.

But every person I speak to and it's another fucking quest, and half the time is spend hobbling around the map killing hundreds of drowners.

 No.6539

>>6532
You're fine mate, I use twitter, eat dominos and drink jaegermeister. Doesn't make me a lad. Also quite enjoyed the wold of wall street.

It's stuff like the lad bible and swag hats that are the big offenders, but either way it's just a breakdown of the poisonous culture that is found throughout our country.

 No.6540

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>>6539
>lad telling another lad that he's fine
both of you, OUT

 No.6541

>>6539
Don't say anything bad about 'lad' culture, you'll get called a SJW on here for some reason

 No.6542

>>6539
get out normie

 No.6543

>>6540
>Implying I'm a lad.

I've had to deal with them first hand, Uni halls were a fucking hell hole.

>>6541
I hated lads before I had to deal with them in person, I will say everything I can against them since having to put up with them for a year.

 No.6544

>>6539
Get this toxic masculinity out from here.

 No.6545

>>6541
that was one guy, and that was only because he specifically posted a lads vs feminist argument.

Bearing in mind the guy arguing for Lads in the vid was Milo, who is gay and the least "lad" you can get. But his point wasn't to defend lads so much as it was to fuck feminism

 No.6546


 No.6547

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>>6537
>tfw I missed reviewbrah on r9k

 No.6548

>>6545
I genuinely believe Milo hates lads as much as we do and that he just hates feminism even more so would side with anyone against them.

 No.6549

>>6528
Beats headphones
/vomit/

 No.6550

>>6549
£20 headpones with a £160 logo

 No.6551

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>>6548
>"awrite m8, wot u sayin bruv?"
>"u got 20p? i'll pay u back soon as, trust"

 No.6552

>>6549
>>6550
>tfw you see a rich guy wearing beats headphones

Some people just shouldn't be allowed money.

 No.6553

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>>6551
>you got a pound for me fam

 No.6554

>>6550
Aye. Fucking travesty. Anyone who believes
bass > crisp audio
Is a fucking prick mate. And deserves to pay over the odds for shit sound.

 No.6555

>>6554
ahah u just cant andle the base bruv

 No.6556

File: 1428846413057.gif (1.06 MB, 287x206, 287:206, 1415484636736.gif)

>>6448
finally watching this
>mfw he mentions the chans and "feminist memes about wage gaps"

 No.6557

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>>6556
>he mentions 'autistic' multiple times

 No.6558

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>>6554
>ah u prik m8, now check this fat bass on this track
>can't w8 to play it in me limited edition corsa with the sub in the back

 No.6559

who /kendricklamar/ here

 No.6560

apparently the admin here bans anyone who says they have a friend and it's basically wizard chan.

 No.6561

>>6559
/Me/

>tfw not living in california

 No.6562

>>6561
>tfw you will never have a 8inch dick and fuck ghetto girls in compton
why even live

I wish I was a black guy in Cali man

 No.6563

>>6560
>>6560
Lel nah m8 I'm looking at the ban list right now, it's only ;

- Tripfags
- Brony /furry porn posters
- americans

 No.6564

>tfw no gf

 No.6565

>>6560
Hotwheels used to be a wizardchan mod, but demoted himself when a harpy stripped him of his essence (and then the cunt wrecked his apartment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfaWJRnVz4M ). He obviously doesn't ban anyone for having friends, having friends himself, but board owners can choose to if they want to.

 No.6566

>>6563
>>6565
this is the cruel myth that halfchan is perpetrating

 No.6567

File: 1428847584929.png (148.99 KB, 960x925, 192:185, smug yet feeling.png)

>>6562
>tfw 8 inch dick
>tfw it will only ever come into contact with my hand

 No.6568

>>6566
I just realised it's probably that one greenfag lel

 No.6569

File: 1428847731997.jpg (Spoiler Image, 53 KB, 480x319, 480:319, NpswAGs.jpg)

>>6567
w-wat
fuck you
I wish I knew the feel of taking big long strokes whilst fapping, even if I was lucky enough to get laid no girl would ever look at my cawk like pic related

 No.6570

>>6568
nope tehe

 No.6571

>>6567
Hey m8 even if you never use it at least you know what it's like to have a big dick.

6" here, considered starting a jelq routine a few times but cba lol

 No.6572

>>6570
why are you such a bell end?

 No.6573

>>6569
yo can we at least spoiler the cock pics please

 No.6574

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>>6572
s-stop being mean to me

 No.6575

>>6566
Aye I just saw that on halfchan. Clearly some banned vendetta prick.

 No.6576

>>6569
>>6571
It's a decent length yeah, but it also bends to one side, has hair going up the shaft, and I also have phimosis, so it's not all good.

 No.6577

>>6574
Stop being an arsehole then. You know exactly what you're doing.

 No.6578

>>6575
I think more likely just an autist who can't bear the idea of leaving halfchan

 No.6579

>>6577
I'm just being myself

 No.6580

>ninja warrior uk on itv

I thought it was only America who took foreign shows and butchered them.

 No.6581

>>6580
>that guy with the doge shirt

 No.6582

That time of week gentlemen. Khan Scores everyone.

 No.6583

File: 1428855215582.png (132.83 KB, 396x388, 99:97, mistakes have been made pe….png)

>>6582
I swear someone has reduced the length of weeks somehow, haven't managed to do any again (anon Q).

 No.6584

>>6581
It's literally just epic random normies they found on the street, showboating whilst doing the course wrong, on a course that is set up wrong.

Should have just called it total wipeout 2.

And now they are playing frozen music lmao.

 No.6585

>>6583
Anon Q mate it was the last week of the table this week! No worries. Fresh start in the new table r-right? I was right shit this week too. Did barely any.

 No.6586

They could gas this tv studio and nothing of value would be lost

 No.6587

think I'm getting my sex drive back lads

 No.6588

>>6587
Is that the normalfag version of the urge to fap?

 No.6589

>>6588
Pretty much, I saw a pic of a girl giving a bj on half chan earlier and it made me want to fap, have sex. Haven't felt like it in a while tbh

 No.6590

File: 1428858335634.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1420768571135.webm)

>>6589
Might like this then m8

 No.6591

>>6589
Nice one man, I lost my sex drive about 11 months ago. Coping fairly well though.

 No.6592

>>6591
Are you in any meds? I found most SSRIs destroy your sex drive

 No.6593

>>6592
I'm on all kinds if meds. So probably at one of them has killed it. I've not orgasmed in over 18 months. So I think you kind just aren't bothered with the thought of sex or anything when you can't physically climax.

 No.6594

>>6590
I can't fap when the guy getting sucked off has a horrible body for some reason

 No.6595

>>6594
Yeah this guy is like a piece of playdough lol

 No.6596

>>6527
what the fuck is this shit god damn

 No.6597

>>6582
shit. I'm only up to 76074. Last week I was on 67 or something? I think I'm Anon T.

 No.6598

>>6597
>i was on 67k or something I mean

 No.6599

>>6582
Y here, still on 118,401 unfortunately, my sleeping pattern has been screwed and I start my new job tomorrow and I'm freaking out so hopefully next week I'll actually do some maths

 No.6600

File: 1428862129369.jpg (46.77 KB, 403x392, 403:392, pepe.jpg)


 No.6601

>>6597
>>6599
Adding you guys now,

And are you ANON T or R because T was on 42k last week and R was 67,

 No.6602

File: 1428862738300.jpg (11.42 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1428527356138.jpg)

>tfw milfs on come dine with me

 No.6603

>>6600
pls no ;_;

 No.6604

File: 1428863882657.jpg (6.39 KB, 312x202, 156:101, 1421944906499.jpg)


 No.6605

File: 1428864015631.jpg (23.25 KB, 446x362, 223:181, 1416275097643.jpg)

>watching spiderman
>tfw no superpowers or qt mary jane

It hurts

 No.6606

File: 1428865967354.jpg (39.05 KB, 507x300, 169:100, 507x300.jpg)

>>6448
>halfway through the video
>restart my computer
>video is now private

 No.6607


 No.6608

>>6606
That's fucking weird, I wonder why they've done that.

>>6607
Still comes up as private.

 No.6609

>>6608
The anti-feminist argument was too good, it doesn't fit the narrative :v)

 No.6610

>>6601
Ah, I was R then, I started last week if that helps. Can't we just have nicknames instead?

 No.6611

File: 1428866609466.png (122.18 KB, 229x274, 229:274, 1396305050477.png)

>>6610
>too retarded to remember a single letter

 No.6612

File: 1428866753534.jpg (94.1 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 14206640486301.jpg)

>tfw starting work tomorrow

 No.6613

>>6612
Can't say I know that feel, sorry.

 No.6614

>>6612
it'll be fine mate

let us know how you get on

 No.6615

>>6608
It appears someone just asked Milo on Twitter and he's none the wiser

 No.6616

File: 1428867900524.jpg (131.92 KB, 858x990, 13:15, 1391943739898.jpg)

>>6615
turns out the greek cunt made it private because "comments have been rude"

>feminist gets BTFO

>has to hide all evidence

 No.6617

>>6616
Milo is Greek too.

 No.6618

>>6617
well you know what I mean

 No.6619

File: 1428868494143.gif (83.98 KB, 403x392, 403:392, 1421857326045.gif)


 No.6620

>>6611
get fucked son :v)

 No.6621

>>6613
>>6614
>>6619

It will be worth it for the copious amounts of steroids I'm going to purchase

can't wait to be swole as fuck lads

 No.6622

>>6621
You'll look shit when you stop taking them, go natty or go home tbh

 No.6623

>>6622
you only lose gains post cycle if you go over the natty gain silly

 No.6624

>>6622
*natty limit

 No.6625

>>6620
oh I will by ur mum

 No.6626

>>6625
Omg just spilled my nesquik all over my laptop :L :L

 No.6627

File: 1428871451487.png (74.84 KB, 251x251, 1:1, 1380382693770.png)


 No.6628

File: 1428872580125.png (32.49 KB, 195x200, 39:40, 1426355159990.png)

Apparently I can gain as much as 15lbs of muscle on a three month cycle lads

 No.6629

>>6628
Be careful m8, how many cycles you going to do?

 No.6630

>>6628
Ok steroids ?

 No.6631

>>6629
One this year and probably one the next too. I won't be on sterons for years because I don't really want to go past the natty limit.

>>6630
I don't understand what you're trying to say

 No.6632

Early night for me I think, need to be up for my "compulsory work training shit to keep getting ESA" appointment and therapy session tomorrow. Didn't manage to do the "backwards career planning tool" homework I was supposed to do in the 4 weeks it's been since I last went (the first question is "What is your ideal job?", and I have no idea, every job sounds awful), but I did surpass my goals for therapy by several orders of magnitude (was supposed to go out into my garden 3 times for 3 minutes, ended up doing 30-50 minutes almost every day and even going for two walks around the block), so that should be good at least.

Goodnight guys.

 No.6633

>>6631
On steroids?*

Is what I meant, shitty auto correct

 No.6634

>>6633
Oh I get you now m8

Yes on steroidal substances

 No.6635

>>6634
If you're serious about joining the marines I'd stay away from them tbh

 No.6636

>>6632
Night m8

 No.6637

>>6635
I'm going to college for a year hopefully so it's not an immediate thing

also it leaves your blood after two weeks so it's a total non issue lad

 No.6638

>>6637
I've got an interview scheduled with the Army soon.

 No.6639

>>6638
good luck mate! hope you've been training

 No.6640

>>6639
Yeah, but I don't think I'm fit enough.
I went too hard and fucked my leg up.

 No.6641


 No.6642

>>6641
Is this guy for real?

 No.6643

>>6642
yes, yes he is

 No.6644

File: 1428910743539.jpg (6.97 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 1428622588747.jpg)

Enjoy your Monday normie who is starting their job

 No.6645

Well this has been shit. The last 12 hours. I've had about 6 seizures. Actually feel myself becoming more retarded.

 No.6646

>>6644
And you enjoy doing… Uh…

 No.6647

>>6645
Why don't you just stop having them then?

 No.6648

>>6644
>tfw was employed until the end of last week
>woke up at 10:30 today
>no plans
>final payday from job is this week

Feels alright. I mean the job only lasted 2 weeks but the crippling depression of NEETdom hasn't yet set in.

 No.6649

>>6647
You sound like my dad.

 No.6650

Woke up early this morning then went straight back to sleep. I need to get my sleep back on track. Tomorrow is the day I guess.

 No.6651

>>6649
I bet when your dad was your age he didn't go around having seizures. He pulled his socks up and got on with it

 No.6652

>>6651
>Dad is only 19 years older than me
>He was a massive late 80s/90s ibiza chad.
>Probably had loads of seizures from the vast amounts of drugs and strobe.

 No.6653

>>6648
I think you're set for the next year m8

 No.6654

>>6652
Has he ever offered to take you raving

 No.6655

>>6654
I think he would have done if I wasn't such a broken NEET disappointment. 'Anon you need to just need a Positive Mental Attitude, maybe get a degree in something and then a decent job, you'll be so much happier then.' He is then embodiment of 'jus b urself'

 No.6656

File: 1428928472564.jpg (82.13 KB, 516x536, 129:134, a4F0Z.jpg)

>>6654
>mfw I have DJ'd in a club back 2 back with my dad a few times

 No.6657

>>6656
>tfw your dad is too chad to DJ with you.

 No.6658

>>6657
Must suck having a chad dad, my dad's always been a bit geeky but still well-rounded and normal enough to fit in most crowds.

Anyway I'm off to therapy, hopefully this will go better than the training thing I just went to, which was just me staring at the floor saying "dunno" to everything.

 No.6659

>>6658
I fucking hate that. When you're put on the spot and just can't. Good luck man.

 No.6660

Getting a train into the city and it isn't stopping in any of the small stations on the way. Thus is gunna be super comfy.

 No.6662

Well it looks like I'm not going to be rehired for that job. here's to another year of NEETdom.

 No.6663

>>6662
That's pretty shitty mate. Been back to speak to the agency yet?

 No.6664

>>6663
Yeah. They said to send them my CV again. Fucking jobs reeeeeee

 No.6665

>knowing your father
Normies why are you here.

 No.6666

>>6665
>tfw my dad died when I was 8
f-fucking normies

 No.6667

File: 1428934213699.png (4.55 KB, 192x142, 96:71, spurdo.png)

>tfw a qt bird outside has lost its mum

 No.6668

>>6665
The chad dad I'm talking about is my stepdad. My real dad, got in contact when I was 13. Found out he was a bleeding heart liberal who realised he was too young to be a dad at 16. So ran off, left the country to go live in Amsterdam, and live in a Commune on an apple orchard for 7 years. Developed a coke habit, then moved back to the UK to begin growing his own weed and claiming dole. To which he still does to this day.

 No.6669

File: 1428934572115.png (155.5 KB, 329x257, 329:257, Untitled6.png)

>>6667
I-It's mum is coming back right guys

 No.6670

>>6669
Aye mate. Probably just… Bringing it something tasty to eat… right? She wouldn't just abandoned it? No mother would do that… right…

Oh w8.

 No.6671

This job agency shit is just pissing me off. If I say it's making me highly depressed do you think I'll qualify for mentally ill bennies?

 No.6672

File: 1428938457858.png (572.1 KB, 720x1126, 360:563, Untitled8.png)

This guy doesn't even realise it's about American Democrats either lmao.

 No.6673

>tfw only just realised Obama won't be president next year
why don't their presidents stay on for 5 years like ours do?

 No.6674

I feel like I'm gunna snap again. I've got the "I need to fuck shit up" feeling. I need yo catch a train and a bus to get home, I don't think I'll make it this time.

 No.6675

>>6674
Just think of ur animus awaiting your arrival

 No.6676

>>6674
go to the gym lad, release your anger on weights

 No.6677

>>6674
Go throw some shit. I used throw eggs in the bath when feeling shit.

 No.6678

>>6672
You could just change "Democrat" to labour and it's still mostly accurate

 No.6679

File: 1428945283957.jpg (29.64 KB, 396x549, 44:61, 9ae.jpg)

>>6677
>I used throw eggs in the bath when feeling shit.
thank you for that mental image, anon

 No.6680

File: 1428945626901.jpg (26.75 KB, 414x311, 414:311, 1428320470170.jpg)

>tfw Alizée turned into a tattooed whore

 No.6681

File: 1428945968041.jpg (8.64 KB, 184x194, 92:97, you didn't want to do it l….jpg)

>>6680
>3DPD

 No.6682

>>6679
I was about 17. Would walk down to the local shops, there was about 8 in the little village.
'Fucking jew cunt' -insert whatever pissed me off that week-
Muttering to myself.
Buy some fresh farm eggs from the farmers shop.
Come back.
Go upstairs,
Lock the door
Sit on the toilet with the lid down.
Throw them as hard as I could at the tiling and shower or anything that would make them splatter.
My mum would be screaming on the other side calling me a little cunt and all kinds of names.

 No.6683

Managed to make it home, stuck my headphones in to block out the sound of Normie's and read my book very second I wasn't walking between transport modes. Some chav was staring at me on the bus but I somehow managed to ignore it. I fucking love reading.

 No.6684

>>6683
What you reading?

 No.6685

Dad just called. 'Anon. Be up at seven tomorrow I'm coming for you. Going to take you to Wales for the day the for some lunch. Look presentable for once for gods sake, and we might actually have a good time'

;_; I barely get to sleep for about 5 am. How am I meant to be up for that time? I don't own any 'non scruffy' clothes.

 No.6686

>>6685
he sounds like a cunt

 No.6687

What happened to the halfchan thread.

There are literally wageslaves there making fun of neets. Is it the shadow realm?

 No.6688

>>6685
I doubt he would go all the way to pick you up only to drive all the way back home because your clothes are kinda shitty.

>>6687
>April 2015
>still going back to halfchan for threads/boards that moved to fullchan

 No.6689

>>6684
Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson, I'm about 2/3rds through it so I went out to buy the second book today.

 No.6690

saw some qt milf Iranian girl earlier lads

 No.6691

>>6690
Noice m8, did u snap a cheeky pic

Also we /policeinterceptors/ now

 No.6692

>>6685
>wearing nice clothes makes a good time
Sounds like a dick tbh m8

 No.6693

first day of full time work and I'm fucking knackered guys, there's a full on autist at work that kept trying to touch my back and talk to me but I just wanted to learn how to do the job, not interested in that gay shit m8

 No.6694

>>6693
Should have just told him the url to britfeel.

 No.6695

>>6693
>touching my back
W-wat?

 No.6696

>>6693
maybe you have a nice back and he's just trying to compliment you

 No.6697

>>6686
>>6692
He just wants his son to look presentable so he doesn't feel ashamed of him in public. Is that strange?

 No.6698

>>6697
No that's not strange, but
>Look presentable for once for gods sake, and we might actually have a good time
Is a very cuntish way of saying it

 No.6699

>>6694
honestly if I'd posted this on halfchan I'm pretty sure he'd see it, made me feel really creeped out
>>6695
>>6696
not helping guys kek, nervous enough about my job as it is without some autist fucking me over by trying to talk to me when I'm learning to use the systems

 No.6700

>>6698
You never know, anon might be chris-chan levels of retarded.

 No.6701

Lads we need to step it up in this thread. Lets have a talk about hobbies. What are your hobbies?

 No.6702

>>6701
I don't have a hobby.

 No.6703

>>6701
I keep meaning to post here more but I'm distracted by brit/pol/, what with the election so close.

also
>hobbies

 No.6704

>>6701
I make music, DJ, play a couple of instruments (not great) but mainly keyboard, play vidya, watch anime (not so much the last few years), and general computer/technology tinkering. Usually end up wasting most of my days on 8chan though.

 No.6705

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 No.6706

>>6705
What? Does it not count if it's your bedroom?

 No.6707

>>6701
Going to Nando's with the lads.

 No.6708

>>6706
when you hear "DJ" you imagine some phil fish type prick in a club

or at least I do

 No.6709

>>6708
Nah I'm no DJ Fishsticks, I've only ever followed my dad to a couple of gigs when I was about 17, playing to empty rooms. I just like doing it for my own personal enjoyment, I get a bit of a rush when I pull off a perfect mix.

 No.6710

>>6701
CSGO
EVE
Wanking
Cooking
Cycling*
Snowboarding *
Walking /exploring cities *
Fashion /clothes *

*pre-neet hobbies I can't do atm

 No.6711

>>6705
a lot of DJs are robots, especially ambient ones. Aphex Twin is a robot.

 No.6712

>>6711
>James described himself in a Guardian interview: "I'm just some irritating, lying, ginger kid from Cornwall who should have been locked up in some youth detention centre. I just managed to escape and blag it into music."
He's not a robot, he's just a failed normie turned hypernormie

 No.6713

>>6712
the only non normie DJs I can think of are Gaz Cobain and Brian Dougans

 No.6714

>>6700
>>6698
Back, been out for the first time since before Christmas. Went to Tesco to buy some new clothes. Had a small panic attack and hid in the toilets for about 30 minutes until it got less busy. Supermarkets are actually horrible places. I don't see why anyone would actively want to shop at one when you can do it online.

And in regards to Chris-Chan level of autist, I don't think so. Just wear older stuff. Rarely but anything new. My jeans are about 6 years old. And I don't follow fashion. Usually just comfy teeshirts and hoodies and the occasional flannel shirt if it's cold.

 No.6715

File: 1428962332008.jpg (105.46 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Ubisoft San Francisco.jpg)

>>6714
Christ dude, I know those feels. Not looking forward to pushing myself out the house for that very reason.

You wear the same as me pretty much. No flannel shirts though, pic related.

 No.6716

>>6715
Aye, fully aware I look a tit in it man. But it's comfy and big and keeps me warm I need an extra layer.

 No.6717

File: 1428962971078.jpg (61.26 KB, 450x594, 25:33, 63.jpg)

>halfchan doesn't like Nigel anymore

 No.6718

I'm gonna try and have another early night, I really want to make getting up early a habit. Goodnight guys.

 No.6719

>>6718
n-night

 No.6720

>>6718
love u

 No.6721

>>6673
why would they? There's is a different system to ours

 No.6722

File: 1429007282275.gif (482.83 KB, 282x159, 94:53, 8d9cbccc631479cc2f0833583d….gif)

>>6719
>>6720
G-good morning. I woke up around 9am, but didn't get up until 10. Could have been worse I guess.

 No.6723

>>6722
>tfw woke up at 9am

I don't even know why, it's not like I have anything to get up for

 No.6724

>>6723
Same here really, but it's nice to be awake for the majority of the time the sun's up, and to go to bed without the birds going batshit. Feels good if you can do it regularly too.

 No.6725

Only just got up again.

Why cant I do this?

 No.6726

>>6725
Because getting up is difficult while NEET. I still haven't really got the hang of it.

 No.6727

Update: guy at work today smells of BO and lynx, wears a joker hoodie to work and at lunch break and keeps grabbing my shoulders as he passes me and traced his hand down my back earlier. I'm scared ;_; only a few hours of his shift left

 No.6728

>>6727
Don't be a pussy.
Tell him not to touch you.

 No.6729

>>6727
Get ready to be bummed in the toilets

 No.6730

>>6727
14/4/2015 - the day /britfeel/ got sexually harassed by his eccentric co-worker

 No.6731

>>6730
>britfeel is one person

 No.6732

>>6727
KEK

atleast you don't have a shitty boss, you have a gay guy stalking you

 No.6733

drove my mum and dad down to Ramsgate and we had a lovely cup of tea.

>>6727
RIP

 No.6734

>>6733
>driving
reeee

 No.6735

>>6734
I drove my dads car at least, it's not like I can afford my own :v) Passing my driving test is the only thing I've accomplished this year and I'm going to make the most of it.

 No.6737

File: 1429036237758.png (1.61 MB, 981x652, 981:652, mug.png)

Thread is dead. Post your mugs.

 No.6738

I hate Maisie Williams.

 No.6739

File: 1429037172609.jpg (77.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1310428764653.jpg)

>>6738
me too
>mfw I hear she's set to play Ellie in TLOU movie

 No.6740

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.6741

>>6737
I don't drink anything that requires a mug.

 No.6742

File: 1429042026133.jpg (1.95 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_1004.JPG)

>mfw I have acquired a lot of Lego and can't sell it all on eBay as you can't list duplicate items on open bids

Would any of you lads be interested in buying some Lego sets off me at less then retail value? I'll post moar pics if there's interest

 No.6743

>>6742
>can't sell it all on eBay as you can't list duplicate items on open bids
huh? I've seen people list multiple items for sale plenty of times

 No.6744

>>6737
>Ainsley
top mug m8

 No.6746

>>6743

For Buy-Nows yeah this is the case but for items selling on open bid you the duplicate won't appear until the first listing has a bid and these lego buyers all seem to starting bidding in the last day of the listing which means the duplicate only gets a day to gather watchers.

 No.6747

File: 1429044631558.jpg (151.08 KB, 867x777, 289:259, 1427665459212.jpg)

Who /arma/ here?
>tfw too scared to join a group

 No.6748

>>6747
Never played it, but I know the feeling of being too scared to touch multiplayer games. Only game I've played multiplayer in within the last 7 years was Sanic Racing, in which I completely destroyed some adorable kid who was roleplaying as Dr. Robotnik. Then his mum came home and told him off for playing on the computer, and he disconnected. ;_;

 No.6749

>playing multiplayer games
For me it's equivalent to going up to a stranger in a public place and striking up conversation, ie impossible

 No.6750

File: 1429045938006.png (47.44 KB, 833x768, 833:768, i know that feel.png)

>>6749
Someone finally gets it.

 No.6751

File: 1429046318345.png (66.16 KB, 833x768, 833:768, thw2.png)


 No.6752

>>6749
I understand and relate to social anxiety and sperglord tendencies in real life, but how can you be like that online?

 No.6753

>>6752
I could ask you the same, how can you not? I'm constantly anxious about fucking up the game or doing something wrong, or if they try and communicate during the game I don't have a clue what to say.

 No.6754

>>6752
Don't know about him, but for me online and IRL are exactly the same. It was only within the last year that I worked up enough courage to post on here, even though I've been browsing halfchan for just over half a decade. I can't send emails, touch social media, or even make phone calls, I just get panic attacks and shut down (both me and the computer).

 No.6755

File: 1429047405156.png (2.67 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, meaty.png)

>>6753
>>6753
In real life there are consequences to acting like a sperg - you might become the butt of jokes or sneered at; but what's the worst that could happen in a game? Someone calls you a noob? Generally, I find that people aren't that serious - and the ones who are are quite amusing, and they just come across as sperglords of a different kind.

I'm not trying to denigrate you, I just can't relate - online games have really been the only place I can genuinely have a laugh and fuck around. Perhaps trying one might be a good way of pushing yourself outside of your comfort zone?

I'm playing on Nostalrius, a very high quality vanilla WoW server, if anyone wants to join me.

You might have fun.

 No.6756

>>6755
>I'm not trying to denigrate you, I just can't relate
I woudn't expect you to n-normie

Really though when you're that self conscious it doesn't matter that it's "just a game" or whatever, it's still as daunting.

 No.6757

>>6755
>what's the worst that could happen
Panic attacks. Heart starts pounding, sweating all over, hands are trembling and body shaking, hyperventilating, tunnel vision, etc. And that's just sitting there thinking about playing online. I know I need to expose myself to it to get over it though, it's just difficult to get past that initial panic and mental spaghetti, and I haven't mastered CBT yet. My mind easily gets stuck in a negative feedback loop, where I can justify avoidance by blowing things out of proportion and using irrational logic.

 No.6758

>>6753
Not everyone who plays online is good, so you won't be the worst and you'll improve once you start

 No.6759

>>6756
>>6757
Fair enough. If you ever want to give it a go then just mention it in here and I'll probably see it - it would be cool to have someone to play with as well.

 No.6760

w-what games do you guys play?

 No.6761

>>6759
I don't know, I'm shit at RPGs and it sounds/looks ridiculously complicated.

>>6760
These days I play mostly older games, from the mid 80s to early 00s. Favourite games are probably classic Sonic and Tomb Raider games, but I also like old JRPGs and FPS games. Not a fan of strategy games, CRPGs, or anything else like that, mostly because I'm shit at them and don't really understand them.

 No.6762

>>6742
Why don't you sell it as a bundle you pleb?

That's what I did when I sold a bunch of DVDs

 No.6763

>>6760
Almost everything I play is a variation of strategy.

 No.6764

I'm gonna head to bed, it's a little later than I really wanted to but at least it's before the limit I set myself (1am). Goodnight guys.

 No.6766

>>6760
RPGs, favourably JRPGs. But I don't play that many games.
Excited for Persona 5, hope it gets a quick EU release if at all.

>>6761
Do you play any Mario games?

Also, how do these threads work? Am I too late for this one already?

 No.6767

>>6766
>Also, how do these threads work? Am I too late for this one already?
We just chat m8. We're pretty damn slow right now, as it happens we tend to spike in activity for a bit then it drops. Such is life in britfeel

 No.6768

Morning all. I got up at 9:30am again, could be worse but could be better.

>>6766
I've played most of the old 8bit and 16bit Mario games, but I was always more of a Sonic fan, probably just because I played them first. I never played SM64 until about 12 years after it came out, so it seemed a bit rubbish to me (I had PC + PS1 when the N64 was around).

 No.6769

>>6767
k den.

>>6768
>so it seemed a bit rubbish to me
a-alright ;_;
I liked Paper Mario for the N64 more anyways. And Pokemon Stadium, had so much fun with my brother and our friends.

I just found out this morning that I failed an exam and already missed the date to retry.
I don't know what to do with my life..

 No.6770

>>6766
Are you the same German from the other thread?

 No.6771

Set an alarm for 8 but I just fell back asleep. I hate being at home, if I set more than one alarm my parents complain. "Why do you have so many alarms, just get out of bed"

They're fucking Normie's though, so they wouldn't understand.

 No.6772

File: 1429094833373.jpg (54.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1422338174357.jpg)

wageslave life is hard lads, off to work again in about two hours. We'll chat on the weekend okay?

 No.6773

Back from Wales. I went from sitting on my bed all day. To sitting in a caravan with no signal all day. The only decent part was there was this little shop we stopped at on the way. And I bought a beanbag chair that was in the shape of a shark.

 No.6774

File: 1429095078482.jpg (478.19 KB, 1280x1090, 128:109, Sss.jpg)

>>6772
ganbatte m8

 No.6775

parents wake me up everyday and tell me to get out and apply for jobs. I want to work on fixing my depression first, otherwise il end up missing loads of days from work again. Why can't normies understand?

 No.6776

File: 1429095506232.png (1.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1423615622012.png)

>>6774
that's a nice karen you have there

 No.6777

>>6770
Which other thread? THis is the first time I post in your britfeel thread.
Someone posted this board on a German fb page. That's where we all come from I guess.

 No.6778

>>6777
They what now? What context was the Facebook post? Feels weird knowing our community is being spread worldwide man.

 No.6779

>>6777
>fb page
Cancer-ific. Oh well, at least you're a friendless virgin NEET like the rest of us, right?

 No.6780

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6777
>a german fb page

What is the page about?

Also lads I hope we all agree this should be our real national anthem, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

 No.6781

File: 1429096344289.jpg (30.8 KB, 304x313, 304:313, 1427381238838.jpg)

>>6779
>friendless virgin NEET
Seriously. Do I look like one?
I'm 16 already, so of course I'm not a virgin anymore.

>>6780
the page is a dating page, I scored with 2girls there already :D It's a really cool page.

 No.6782

>>6781
Not sure if srs

 No.6783

>>6781
Kraut humour at it's finest

 No.6784

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>>6781
Excellent trolling m8. But really what is the facebook shit about, and why is /britfeel/ on there?

 No.6785

>>6782
>>6783
what does srs or kraut humour mean?
I'm sorry I don't understand all the memes yet
But I like using them as my profile pic because they are funny :D

But wait, don't tell me you all are virgins xDD

 No.6786

>>6784
I think the joke is there isn't really a facebook group and he found us by looking through a list of all the boards, mate.

 No.6787

>>6784
Haha he's trolling you.
The page was something 8chan-related
and someone listed some more or less active bards outside the big ones

 No.6788

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 No.6789

File: 1429097339150.jpg (59.67 KB, 498x668, 249:334, smug pepe trash.jpg)

>>6788
There was a point where we clearly should have thrown pepe in the trash like all the other shit that normalfags have nicked over the years, but I just can't let him go.

 No.6790

>>6788
Look how sad he is, being there exposed to the public among all those successful people.
Media can be pretty humiliating. rip ;___;

 No.6791

>>6788
what the fuck

 No.6792

>>6785
Ban all Germans.
Purge the board.
(^:

 No.6794

popping down the paki shop for some crisps lads anyone want anything?

 No.6795

>>6794
I don't like that word

 No.6796

>>6795
what, popping?

 No.6797

>>6794
bottle of ice tea please mate

>>6795
fuck off

 No.6798

>>6797
Just made some ice tea now from some sort of packet from lidl and it's lovely. Perfect drink when it's too fucking hot outside.
Got a lovely massive pitcher of it in the fridge

 No.6799

>>6797
Rude

 No.6800

>>6794
I hope you're not going to get any soda or energy drinks.
Haven't drunk any in months and I'm glad.
I used to drink a lot of Monster Energy and I almost had a heart attack while fapping.

 No.6801

File: 1429099787749.png (75.38 KB, 627x698, 627:698, morality.png)

>>6800
>>6800
>fapping

 No.6802

>>6800
I've never had energy drinks. Used to work with a guy who'd just constantly be drinking Monster or pepsi. It's amazing people can do that.

 No.6803

>>6800
You know, I might try and give them up. You're my inspiration, well done.

It might even help my sleep.

 No.6804

>>6801
>tfw 8 weeks nofap this friday
Didn't think I'd be able to do this well.

>>6802
Me neither, I hate the thought of relying on anything besides regular food and water for energy or alertness.

 No.6805

>>6804
That's impressive. The most I've been able to manage is 2 weeks.

 No.6806

>>6805
Yeah I really struggled at first, for about a month or two I kept failing after 2 or 3 days, but once I was able to get past that barrier it hasn't been a problem at all. 2 weeks is a decent amount, it shouldn't affect your mood or energy levels if you only fapped once or twice a fortnight. I was fapping once or twice a day for the last 10 years though, and I couldn't get hard over "normal" shit for about 6 years, so I really needed to kill the addiction.

 No.6807

>>6806
I've done nofap for a bit. Mentally I did notice a difference but when you actually do fap it's great.

 No.6808

>>6807
It is, buckets of jizz and an orgasm almost as good as your first. I think you have to go for a couple of months without if you want to greatly reduce the urge to seek out bizarre or extreme porn though, which should translate into kindling a desire to meet people/girls (or so I've heard). You also just feel less paranoid and self-conscious around others when you haven't just wanked to a 2D shota trap BDSM orgy.

 No.6809

>this britfeel surge
Weird, right after I mention we have moments of big activity, here everyone comes

 No.6810

>>6773
Did you see any qt Welsh lasses?

 No.6811

>>6772
>not popping in for evening britfeel
We're not cuckchan, we don't get flooded with lads come 6pm

 No.6812

>>6809
Activity dies just after midnight, and starts up again around 10am - 12pm. Funny that :v).

 No.6813

>>6812
Uh funny that you're wrong mate, even during the day we sometimes have a few hours of nothing, then one person posts and everyone joins in

 No.6814

Popped up to the post office and bought myself some lined paper, I'm gunna actually do some revision for these exams guys.

 No.6815

>>6813
I can't help niggers going back to halfchan or not making an effort to post or reply. I'm usually around, responding to anything I can and posting whenever I do anything, the only truly dead hours (i.e. nobody around to respond) are the ones I mentioned.

 No.6816

>>6815
I've completely stopped going on the halfchan thread now. It's changed to much and not in a good way.

 No.6817

>>6816
It is your duty to pop in and remind them of the superior option right here

 No.6818

>>6817
Potential backfiring is if they decide to raid and shit this place up in retaliation, but I think we have the upperhand by being directly in control of moderation and them being too stupid to be unobvious about it. The more decent posters among them will have cuckchan-syndrome too, where they can't handle anything less than a hundred shitposts a minute or a slightly different layout.

 No.6819

>>6817
Why would I want those scrubs over here? We ran away from the /int/vasion and set up home here, I don't want to welcome them in because before you know it they're all here and there goes the neighbourhood.

 No.6820

Feel sick after he gym lads, not sure if I overtrianed tbh. Not got that happy high feeling afterwards like I normally have. Thought I was gunna vom when I was doing ab exercises

 No.6821

Fuck me, I'm sitting in the garden on my tablet and it's fucking scorching. Real BBQ weather, I can almost smell it.

 No.6822

>>6821
I have some weed left over that I bought online, I really wanna smoke it in he garden. I don't have a free house atm though ;_;

 No.6823

>>6821
Turns out I literally can smell a BBQ, think the house across the road is having one. Jealous as fuck.

>>6822
>sick m8 blaze it bruv 420 soon innit

 No.6824

>>6823
I am craving bbq food so bad. Overcooked sausages with shitty american cheese, burnt bacon, chicken skewers. Sounds so fucking good.

 No.6825

>>6823
I will 420 blaze it haha lol

 No.6826

>>6819
There are some decent posters there in the minority, we'd be doing them a favor to show them this

 No.6827

>>6824
>Overcooked sausages with shitty american cheese, burnt bacon, chicken skewers.
Now you're just taunting me. I think my mum's just doing regular sausages in the oven today too, I'm gutted really.

 No.6828

File: 1429108406250.png (350.08 KB, 539x450, 539:450, Ika skeptisch.png)

>>6824
>not wanting deliciously grilled slices of pork belly

 No.6830

>>6828
Never had it, sounds pretty tasty though, either way it needs to be slightly burnt to qualify as real British bbq food.

 No.6831

My mum just gave me a haircut, my head feels pleasantly light.

>>6830
This. It ain't done if it ain't half charred.

 No.6832

>>6810
Nah, I went and sat in Caenarfon airfield, and watched the air ambulance take off and land back, for hours. I was surrounded by old blokes in anoraks. It was nice though.

 No.6833

>>6832
Sounds pretty chill mate

 No.6834

>>6833
It was alright man, it was pretty sick having a sandwich and a brew watching the light aircraft land, was way too sunny though. Had my factor 50 on, sat in the shade mainly, and still managed to make myself ill today.

 No.6835

Lads I have no idea what to do with my life. I've spent a lot of today looking for jobs and found literally nothing.

I didn't realise it'd be so hard to find a lowskill full time job.

 No.6836

>>6835
THANK YOU LABOUR FOR ALL THE CHEAP LOWSKILLED MIGRANT WORKERS

 No.6837

>>6835
http://www.networkrail.co.uk/careers/schemes/students-and-graduates/advanced-apprenticeship-scheme/pay-and-benefits/

Do you have GCSEs? My dad does the training for these guys up north. It's probably the best apprenticeship you could get on.

 No.6838

>>6835
>Lads I have no idea what to do with my life.
I know that feel, and I don't even have the qualifications for something like >>6837.

 No.6839

>>6838
Ahhh, that's proper grim mate. Are you young enough to go back to college for free? If so, it's totally worth it.

 No.6840

>>6839
Dunno, I'm 23 but didn't plan on going back. Didn't plan on anything really.

 No.6841

>>6840
It's the last year it's still free. You should look into mate. That way you have more choices when you decide what you want to do later on.

 No.6842

>>6841
I wouldn't know what to do, and I probably won't be able to blag my way in like my parents did before despite the course requiring (and me not having) a C in English. I'm still tackling social anxiety too which always gets in the way of my decision process (and it's gotten significantly worse over time). Everything seems awful because it involves being around or talking to other people, so whenever I think about what I should do my answer is always "nothing".

 No.6843

>>6835
I don't even know what I want to do as a career tbh

 No.6844

>>6837
I'm 25 and I have a degree so I don't qualify for apprenticeship funding. Cheers though.

>>6843
Same. I just want to feel like I'm helping other people and have enough money to live on. i was volunteering a while ago and it took me ages to find a volunteer position. It's an odd state of affairs when it takes you months to find somewhere where you can give away your labour for free.

 No.6845

>>6843
get a job in the government mate, it's great.

 No.6846

>>6845
Government shills confirmed for browsing /britfeel/. I'm on to you Dave.

 No.6847

>>6846
>implying the government would want to hire you if they knew you browsed a place like 8chan

 No.6848


 No.6849

>>6844
There's all kinds of graduate training. I'd look into. The benefits are ace, like free train travel on certain lines, or massive discounts on the others. my dad did a YTS with them nearly 28 years ago when he was 16, and worked his way up. He's on ridiculous amounts now, and really enjoys it. Basically not dealing with the general public, and in a 95% male environment. Signallers tend to have their own little box in the middle of nowhere by themselves for an entire shift, just chilling and shit. It's cushty as fuck.

 No.6850

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>>6788
>it's actually real
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.6851

>>6849
I'd love to sit in a cosy signal box. I just have very little confidence when it comes to jobs. I've never gotten a job through an interview apart from at Tesco when I was 16. I mist have applied to over 1000 jobs in the past 4 years since I graduated. I wish I could just revoke my degree and do one that has actual career opportunities.

 No.6852

Only managed to write half as many notes as I would have liked today, but I also didn't start until 6, if I manage to actually wake up on time tomorrow then I might be able to hit my target.

At laest its a start though, right guys?

 No.6853

>>6852
r-right

 No.6854

File: 1429133053239.jpg (24.07 KB, 490x490, 1:1, 1380900442370.jpg)

Who /bastard/ here?

 No.6855

>>6854
Me dad's a muggle. Mam's a witch

 No.6857

>>6854
Me, but my parents got married a year after I was born. And then divorced 6 years later.

 No.6858

oh my lawd this girl wants the d so fucking bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tekMScvsA18

 No.6859

>>6858
unfortunately I had a wank like 10 minutes ago or I'd probably give it a go on that

 No.6860

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>>6858
Part of me is disgusted.
Most of me is apathetic.
None of me is aroused.

 No.6861

>>6858
I hate the bimbo/sexdoll look, but I once saw a video she did about the games she played growing up which was cool, a genuine vidya fan rather than just some dumbass latching onto a craze.

 No.6862

Fuck lads been blocked from here for 2 days.

Ordered a new sim from 3 to get on the unlimited data hype. Once I recieved it I noticed it had an adult filter on that blocked 8chan. So I turned it off, after having to give credit card details, and it just wouldn't turn off. Over a day later it still wasn't working and I had to install a custom apn to get around it.

Fuck 3 and fuck this country.

 No.6864

>>6862
That sounds shitty, I hate all the web censorship that's cropped up over the last 5 years or so.

 No.6865

I'm off to bed, accidentally went past my "before 1am" target, keeping with the trend of me being unable to go to bed on time for more than two nights in a row. I must fix this. Goodnight guys.

 No.6866

>>6864
Yeah it's all bullshit man

>>6865
Night m8

 No.6867

from the other britfeel. does cripchan still post here? she hasn't posted on 4chan in a while. I wanted to invite her back.

 No.6868

>>6867
Get ur own one m8 ;4)

 No.6869

>>6868
, btw I'm a cunt up to her really. theres been a distinct lack of posters who aren't genuinely cunts. thought if she came back. toned down the innits and bf speak it'd be nice to have someone who wasn't a tosser to speak to

 No.6870

>>6869
Or you could just come here ya big cuck.
>inb4 2slow
>implying that's not your own fault for clinging to a sinking ship

 No.6871

>>6870
I would but I heard the board owner is a dick who bans for really petty stupid reasons would rather be able to post what I wanted

 No.6872

>>6871
1. Go here: https://8ch.net/bans.html
2. Search "britfeel"
3. See the 4 results.
4. Notice one of them is the same entry twice, so really it's 3, and they're all expired.
5. One of them was a spambot that hit every board on 8chan, and the loophole has since been closed, the second one is a tripfag getting butthurt that nobody cared about him, and the third was someone only wanting to post obvious bait and shit up the thread.
6. Realise it was either some butthurt tripfag or shitposter spreading misinfo on halfchan, and you actually believed it without question.

 No.6873

>>6872
stand corrected. ill start dropping by a bit then when it starts picking up.

 No.6874

some fat bitch littered in the street in the street so I stuck my middle finger at her as I walked past. She was clearly a doley, it's shit that neets get put in the same category as these Jeremy Kyle tier scum

 No.6875

>>6873
She no longer identifies as female. She's a manlet named Barry now.
>>6874
I fucking hate that man. Littering is just the laziest, worst quality I know in a human. Especially if you're driving through the countryside and some Bellend in front of you throws a wrapper out the window. I swear to god. They need culling.

 No.6876

>>6874
>Jeremy Kyle tier scum
I hate when I wake up and someone has put Jeremy Kyle on the tele. The last thing I want to hear while I'm making my breakfast is two thick-as-shit mongs shouting over each other, with some dickhead with a messiah complex thinking he's Jesus curing the lepers.

 No.6877

New thread is needed I believe.

 No.6880


 No.6881

>>6877
By default, threads autosage at 300 posts (can be modified by board owner), and globally there's a hard limit of 750 posts.



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