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 No.86

new content I found on 4chan's /b/
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 No.94

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>male
>healthy
i'll be swimming in the pussy

 No.123

Evil + Male
World peace in the touch of… two buttons.

 No.127

evil + socialist

libertarian paradise

 No.144

>>86
>old
>capitalist
new politicians, new policies, new possibilities

 No.146

>>144
why don't you like capitalist?

 No.148

Define "evil".

 No.149

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 No.161

evil + old

Few people die, and nobody mourns.

 No.180

fat black people

 No.188

>>86

That is not new content

 No.197

greedy capitalist

 No.205

evil fat
Call me an idealist or normalfag or whatever, but most of the others would have terrible consequences (usually the collapse of human civilization).

 No.228

male muslims

This saves Europe. I become king of the USE and use my giant salary to buy sex.

WIIIN

 No.229

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>>86
Dumb and Greedy.
Pic related

 No.348

Healthy + Sick

 No.356

of course male and blacks. it said i won't be affected so i will be the sole continuer of humanity. (pussy)

 No.391

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>all these faggots not picking evil

 No.396

Does it kill all the people matching either criteria, or all the people matching both criteria?

So if I push Evil+Female, does that kill all the evil women, or all the evil people AND all the women?

 No.397

>>396
If it kills everybody from both groups, then I'll pick Evil+Male and roll in pussy like >>356
If it only kills people that are a member of both groups, then Evil+Healthy (since the sick evil people are less of a concern)

 No.418

>Male and Female.

Finally be alone in the world.

 No.595

/pol/ here

Black + Muslim, all the way.

 No.605

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>>86
>Black
>Jewish

The united states will rise again as europe falls to the mudslimes.

 No.619

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I like this one.
All the characteristics are too undefined.

If East Asian just said Chinese + North Korea I'd choose that but it doesn't.

I'd have to go with the Caucasians known as Arab because Semitic people are also defined as Arab and it eliminates the need to push Muslim or Jewish which according to what I looked up is only 14 million while muslim is 1.8 bill.
How do jews still exist?

Sick is a tantalizing prospect for humanity but like the rest of physics is too undefined.

Killing a specific belief would only lead to people thinking they were all raptured rather than smited in most cases.

B-tard is dumb, capitalist and socialist is again not very defined, is it only people who push for them or does it encompass people who live and support countries with those attributes?

Male and female are way too drastic of changes.
You wouldn't be king or queen, you'd be a breeding horse.

Fuck it

>tl;dr Arab Sick

Almost insured the death of shit like aids and puts a stopper in any eventual supervirus.

 No.661

>>605
>The united states will rise again

Not with poor readers such as yourself.

The only people you'll be killing are black jews. Not blacks and jews.

 No.662

>>149
What is this? An alignment chart for ants?

 No.665

I gotta go with Christian and Muslim…
6.916 billion
2.18 billion Christians
1.57 billion Muslims
= 3.166 Billion

Nice, plus lots of room in America.
Tempting to go with Kind and Dumb, to go Mad Max apocalyptica…

 No.670

>Muslim + Male
Goodnight, allahu akbar.

 No.671

>>665
How many people are both muslim and christian?
I mean really, that has to be the lowest possible death count.

 No.672


 No.682

Jewish and greedy. :^)

 No.683

>>682
Alternatively, Jewish and male. Either one will solve the world's problems.

 No.685

>Fat
>Christian
All of America's problems are solved.

 No.687

>Muslim
>Jewish

 No.689

>>86
>jewish

a solution to all our problems

 No.705

>Atheist
>White
Lotta kikes have white blood and are only ethnic Jews, not religious ones.

 No.722

>dumb
>capitalist
and then suddenly all the workers unite and get shit done to establish a global anarcho-syndicalism. It will be the golden age of humanity.

 No.737

>male
>female

Die, cis scum!

 No.746

"Evil" is vague and subjective. That button might kill all of my friends for all I know. I understand the word 'mean' meaning 'judgmental'. And with this in mind, I'll press
>mean
>dumb
Let the sincere and prudent argumentation flourish. Though this will probably kill so many people that our unsupervised technology will be rendered useless or even kill us all. At least everyone would die, then.

 No.760

>>86
Evil and Greedy.
Problem solved.
>>229
Careful not to get hoisted on your own retard petard.

 No.768

>>229
nice job taking out 90% of the female.

if this works by removing people with both traits I'd pick kind and male so I'd be the only nice guy. :^)

if it takes all from both buttons I'd pick dumb and male.

 No.840

>>86

What is the logical operator between the two buttons? Some people in the thread seem to be thinking "OR", others "AND".

"EVIL" "B-TARD" "SICK" and "OLD" are probably the best options. All the other ones wipe out people who are valuable to society or destabilise global politics.

Killing all the old people would be massively beneficial for the western economy.

Killing b-tards isn't very noticeable.

Killing all sick people will wipe out many who just have the flu or something, and wouldn't wipe out illnesses because 1% survives. It'll reduce medical costs, but not as much as killing old people.

"EVIL" is also good, obviously, but the definition is unclear. Many people are misguided or lazy, and thereby allow people to die. If that is evil, we destabilise the economy. If it is not, then many "evil" people survive.

I would pick "OLD" OR "B-TARD" or "OLD" AND "CAPITALIST".


 No.936

>>595

Killing muslims

>not jews.

good goy


 No.937

>>86

For Individualistic purposes.

>Male

>Old

For Ideological purposes.

>Jewish

>Dumb

For Practical purposes.

>Old

>Fat

>Sick? I know, I can only pick 2.


 No.962

Male + Female

period


 No.1074

>>94

That will probably cause total societal collapse, especially since that group probably includes over half of the working population. At least we won't have to worry about overpopulation or unemployment anymore.


 No.1348

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>>397

>>396

>>661

>>768

"human beings matching the *buttons* criteria" would mean that those humans are matching both buttons at the same time.

"human beings matching the *button* criteria" means that each button is taken individually. And this is what the image says.

I would push Muslim+Christian, sweeping away most monotheists on Earth, which includes most religious fanatics and "holy war" pursuers.


 No.1555

>>86

>black

>evil

i will create an utopia


 No.1556

>>94

only disabled and sick females to you


 No.1670

>evil

>dumb

Everything else well sort itself out




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