No.399
Same boy, you got some taste.
No.400
these were my go-tos when i could still drink
No.543
A nice porter makes a fantastic nightwalk companion.
No.560
>>543
sounds like a good time. where are you walking that it doesnt matter you're carrying around beer? the woods?
No.561
>>560
Who gives a damn if you walk around drinking beer? Especially at night.
No.562
i hate whisky, its gross and a dangerous thing for me to drink. but i did it anyways. hoped to get a chat going, once again no one answered. F
No.563
>>561
this isnt amsterdam dutchie. america is a police state, and a white boy drinking is easy pickings
No.564
>>563
That really explains nothing. Whatever.
>>562
Whisky isn't gross, but Jameson isn't my cup of tea either. I'd recommend an easy to drink bourbon.
No.565
No.601
>>565
>the cops are always on the lookout for those damn pedestrians walking around at night having a beer
Sounds like bullshit, but I believe it.
No.603
>>563
imagine always having to hide your alcohol. dog bless eastern europe and public drinking.
No.613
>>384
ironically enough, just fruit juice, alchool reminds me of the times i had videogames friends to drink with back then, i can't even look at whisky without having a sour taste in my mouth anymore.
Ironically, dumb coworkers think I do it out of seriousness or something like that
No.614
>>613
drinking with coworkers is highest form of cancer especially if you work in some corporation
No.615
>>614
that's the point, i don't even drink with them, it's just a one time thing when one of our baboon brought beer at the workplace. Since then I don't know why but everyone has it in mind that I don't drink out of being a serious motherfucker or something.
Like once a chick who pass half her 2 years of employement in babycare medical "vacation", payed by our cucktaxes of course, attacked me in court for having toxic behavior because I don't interact with basic people beside the needed politeness and workstuff. The shit I have to put with, I thankfully won because everyone who is old enough to be in the society since before me knows i'm a scartastic ass who speaks when he can make snarky funny comments, but still the simple fact that it happened still baffles me.
No.616
>>614
to note that "doesn't interact or socialize with other coworkers during work related activities" counted apparently, because the central judge, a woman of course, looked at me like I was Tedd Bundy when I told her I didn't drink no matter the occasions for personal reasons.
Pic related it's me during this whole shitshow of ((Justice))
No.617
>>615
>attacked me in court for having toxic behavior because I don't interact with basic people beside the needed politeness and workstuff.
real shit? well yes it's fucked up i know, i know companies where normies go together on friday night to do bbq together and shit. it's retarded and if you don't go they accuse you of not being included in team enough.
No.618
>>616
I wouldn't be surprised if she took it to HR dept but to court? what kind of country france is?
No.619
>>618
a dying one, half of me being a doomer came from the sheer "rug robbed from under my feet" feeling of this shit, the state of the 2016 elections didn't help either. Like how do you get from asking not to be kicked legally in the face for speaking to your husband to "that guy doesn' talk he must be oppressing me"
No.620
>>619
>you talk
<he is sexual offender
>he doesn't talk
<he is oppressing me
>w-why men hate us?
something went wrong in this world.
No.622
>>620
I think the world did just fine, it's just us that aren't alright anymore
No.629
No.631
>>603
>imagine always having to hide your alcohol. dog bless eastern europe and public drinking
it's so much worse anon. i get piss tested for alcohol 4-7 times a week for a diversionary plea deal they scared me into taking. the last time i had a few beers they threw me in jail for two weeks then forced me into rehab. i had to pay my rent forward with all my savings.
I've never had a drug charge in my life- the plea was over a case where someone was in my car who had stolen items in their possession.
Now my time is reset and these fucking niggers are making me do even more weekly bullshit. All the while they expect you to do all these mandatory weekly check-ins, meetings, court dates and maintain a job WITHOUT A LEGAL LICENSE. Once they get you in their court ordered nigger gerbil wheel there's no getting off.
No.655
>>601 here nigger read this and then go smoke weed or whatever you dutch faggots do
>>631
No.670
>>629
>焼酎 tbh lads
speak american dammit
No.674
>>400
you've got the right idea
No.749
i've been drinking this everyday now for fuck knows how long
No.751
>>563
what is a water bottle
No.753
>>670
>speak american
זה אמריקאי מספיק עבור (((אתה)))
No.776
>>751
>beer in water bottle
sup Pedro?
No.781
whats a reasonable time to go to the liquor store so i dont seem like a complete failure?
No.788
Am I still a Doomer if I don't drink alcohol?
No.789
>>781
>he still cares what the liquor store thinks of him
No.828
No.839
>>788
im disappointed in your lack of commitment to this lifestyle we are cultivating. this is your chance to get in on the top.
No.847
>>839
But alcohol lowers your IQ.
No.866
>>847
it kills off the weak and already dead brain cells unless you do it too much.
tbh my IQ is still high enough to be a constant pain, this is why i drink
No.869
my own, unique ball juice.
No.883
No.1039
No.1042
>>655
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
No.1093
>>1087
Borsodi is better though. Kőbányai will just not hit you in the head that hard…
No.1095
>>1093
Yeah Köbányai is shit… I just got used to it in high school and now I drink it out of habit
No.1097
just had a shitty energy drink now off to the shop for whisky and 6 cans of lager (half 10 here)
feels really shit good man
No.1168
gonna give this a whirl tonight
No.1210
>>1168
i gotta say, this tastes like the rubbery part of a band-aid smells. no idea why this is the most popular liquor on this planet. oy yeah humans are dumb cattle thats why
No.1211
I might be a doomer but I still like to spend some time with my old grand dad.
No.1212
I don't drink for a culinary experience I drink to get fucked up. Shitty vodka in a plastic bottle gets the job done cheap.
No.1213
>>1168
Should at least go for the black lable or green lable.
>>1210
Because it's too young and made from grain rather than malt, only good for mixing with coke.
No.1228
one a these and one a these.
No.1229
No.1232
>>1212 (check)
But anon, plastics contain xenoestrogens :^)
No.1235
>>1232
Plastic is gay, glass is where its at.
No.1236
>>1211
That's a big fucking pour of whiskey.
No.1241
No.1243
No.1246
>>1213
>only good for mixing with coke.
i tried that, but i think ginger ale mixes better.
No.1262
I'm a Mormon so I don't really drink booze. I've wanted to lately. If I struggle not to drink coffee with alcohol it's going to be even worse.
No.1286
Just finished a Guinness. Bout to smoke a joo t with my mom
No.1293
thinking about downing some absolute cheap garbage. not sure what yet
No.1301
No.1302
>>384
this the good shit. cheap too.
No.1303
>>1302
all canadians that aren't going to rise up and murder king of all faggots trudeau, should definitely drink that.
No.1320
>>1311
fawk yeah niguuuuuuuh *sobs*
No.1321
>>1232
>>1235
I was wondering why I was developing a lisp
No.1351
>>1228
Trash vodka, bud, but nice to see familiar brands.
No.1355
>>1228
oh god, I think I saw that whiskey in sale for 6 bucks. Like a whole cart full of it. I was afraid to pick some up. Is it any good?
No.1383
>>1355
It's not great, but okay. Cut it with gingerale and it's pretty good.
No.1427
>>1247
>>1241
What kind of whiskey would Bane drink?
No.1443
>>1427
it never shows him consuming anything
No.1626
>>1585
If drunkenness was easy everyone would do it.
No.1655
>>1585
you nearly made it bro, don't stop now!
No.1659
>>1626
Drunkenness is just borrowing happiness from tomorrow, but being a doomer means that you have declared your bankruptcy a long time ago.
No.1662
>>1659
Jokes on happiness. I'll just get drunk again tomorrow.
No.1679
>drinking alcohol
You're a white nigger.
No.1690
>>1679
Enjoy life sober then.
No.1983
Expecting some cheap whisky as christmas present.
No.1984
finished me bottle off
>>1983
how do you drink it?
No.1985
>>1984
good book
got some of this today. spicy
No.2034
>>384
Perfectly distilled H20. Nothing but water! Everything the body needs. And a great price, too. 35c per gallon.
No.2068
>>1984
Neat. I don't get expensive enough stuff to warrant ice or water.
>>1985
There's a bunch of bourbons I want to try and that's one of them. First I had was Wild Turkey 101, probably my favorite whiskey so far, if only because I haven't had many yet.
I'd like to get a fancy Red Breast 12 sometime. People seem to be really fond of it.
No.2115
>>2034
Distilled water robs you of your nutrients. You should be drinking spring water.
>>2068
Maker's Mark is always a solid choice.
No.2271
>>2068
def try the Buffalo Trace. im am now on my second bottle of this spicy wooden nectar. it actually makes me feel good, so i guess i should stop posting here for awhile lol.
No.2277
I just crushed my 24th can of PBR. It's shitty but it's a very comforting kind of shitty.
No.2280
>>2277
HEEL YEAH BORTHER!!!!1
No.2392
>>847
it needs to be lower
No.2404
Founder's Dirty Bastard and Tank 7 Farmhouse Ale
No.2413
>>2392
i'll have to try that one.
No.2418
Nothing because my throat hurts. Winter is the nigger of seasons.
No.2421
>>2418
all the more reason to drink something with a nice burn
No.2422
>>2421
I can barely swallow my spit and I feel so shitty that I can't really imagine getting drunk on top of that.
No.2425
>>2422
did you catch aids?
No.2426
>>2413
It's good, smooth, lots of vanilla from the oak, worth the price. If you are in the mood for scotch, balvenie 12 yr sherry cask is good for a similar price point.
No.2428
>>2422
just have one drink (whiskey is best), it will kill the bacteria in your throat and keep you from getting sick, I never get a sore throat when I have my daily whiskey, sinus infections sometimes, but it never gets to my throat.
No.2432
>>2418
you are a nigger if you hate winter. summer is the nigger. winter is the thinking man's season
No.2462
>>2425
I think it's flu but I use public transport so I can't be so sure it isn't AIDS
>>2432
Remove viruses going into overdrive mode and mud from winter and I will pick it over every other season, but as it is it sucks nigger dick
>>2428
I will try it with vodka
No.2552
chinese rice wine, got some thats 56% and goes down like shitty red wine.
No.2611
>>2552
i guess you need something strong if you have to pair it with dog meat.
No.2647
whats a cheaper way to be a drunk? this is costing me like $300/month to not drink total shit. any vets here? im on the verge of going full leaving los vegas
No.2649
>>2647
>whats a cheaper way to be a drunk?
make your own wine
No.2662
>>2647
lrn2moonshine, fren
No.2712
>>2647
australia has this shit
No.2724
No.2729
>>2724
$5 for some jenkem, you want some bruh?
No.3066
>>1578
i might drink on the solstice
No.3070
>>2647
Everclear is cheap and has no impurities. Dilute it with water.
No.3071
>>2647
You're just going to end up drinking the total shit. Just remember if it's clear you won't get as sick and if you get the shakes you need sugar. Say hello to the spiders for me.
No.3081
>>2730
i guess i still have much to lose if im not at the "getting high off an airhorn" stage of my decline.
No.3184
>>1985
going back to beam after this is heartbreaking. oosh
No.3186
>>3071
i see a true doomer has arrived. i'll keep that in mind. i thought about pedialite, but its expensive
No.3190
>>3186
You don't need it. Anything with sugar will do. I didn't know those shakes were a blood sugar drop until an even more adept drunk explained it to me.
I've since sobered up somewhat by the way. I'll go through phases where I drink real heavy then purge for weeks and even months so the will to live musn't be completely snuffed yet. I'm ashamed and should be punished. Got some liver damage but if I was truly a warrior I'd be on dialysis.
No.3193
>>3190
>I'm ashamed and should be punished.
well you live here, dont you?
if there is a hell beyond this, there is no point in worshipping God, he's just too cruel
No.3245
>>3193
it can always get worse, but we seem able to adapt well enough.
No.3277
>>3193
I'm quitting drinking
and even worse
I read the Bible
No.3585
No.3589
>>709
Buddy that shit tastes barely any better than standard Bacardi. Try Bumbu or Pyrat. Hell even Ron Solara is better.
No.3590
>>400
Classic alcholism at it's finest. Do you cut it with blackberry Brandy?
No.3650
>>1585
yeah i started like 2 days later. but make it point not to rampage now
No.3722
>>3650
Stick to beer, liquor makes getting drunk too easy.
No.3898
95% everclear, sparkling water and lime Juice
No.3901
>>3722
>that's the point
<nigger
No.4031
>>3722
beer doesnt do anything for me. too much money, liquid, and sugar to get drunk. plus i might be doomer but i dont want estrogen or bitch tits thank you. whisky is where im at
No.4076
Weening myself off beer, using icehouse. So far, very successful. Weed helps too of course
No.4078
I just got a 36 pack of PBR. I want to make it last more than 8 hours, but probably can't.
No.4090
No.4154
I'm something of a shit beer connoisseur so let's give this one the rundown:
1. 99c on sale lmao
2. metal can taste
3. drink next to police station because it looks like a soda (ninja mode)
4. cute girly OJ flavor
5. checkout girl is ugly as sin
6. goes great with donated Safeway tofu and trespassing
7. gets you drunk
No.4155
No.5084
Golden Loch
I can recommend it. It is cheap as fuck and relatively good.
No.5113
No.5114
Watermelon Malt Liquor. Bless all of existence.
No.5245
>>631
nigger
>taking a plea deal
>not hiring a lawyer
Even if you have to go into debt it's better to fight that shit than taking a plea deal like a good goy
No.5314
>>1984
superb anon. I had a nip of that on new years. Scotch truly is the best.
No.5357
All I got for Xmas presents this year was booze. haven't been eating, and been drinking nothing but Tito's vodka, and royal crown. I guess its nice that my friends and family support my suicidal tendencies.
No.5369
>>5314
make sure you have a cigar with your next glass
Henri Wintermans Half Coronas are cheap and decent
No.5370
>>5369
that is stupid as fuck and would only work for the first 1/6 of the cigar
No.5374
>>2647
>leaving las vegas
IRL the author had to shoot himself to get it done.
No.5725
a handle of evan williams
No.5760
>>5370
It's for people who can afford only smoking 1/6 of a cigar and then throw it away.
No.5771
>>5760
why is that here then?
No.6257
Auchentoshan 3 wood is so smooth and luxurious. When I drink myself to death, I'll do it with this.
No.6272
>>3586
cashews are the most disgusting nut I have ever fucking eaten you must have no taste and therefore your opinion is discarded. holy shit, cashews are one of the few foods that show me that life can be fucking worse than the hellhole nightmare that it already fucking is what type of satan spawn would willingly subject themselves to such torture? fuck your tastes are the most emotion inspiring part of my day so far. also rum and shitty tequila? you're american, drink whiskey, or are you not white? that might explain our differences.
inb4 /pol/
No.6279
>>3586
i too have vastly different tastes than this dude. interested to see what kind of person likes this stuff. latino maybe?
No.8317
>>6279
im gonna need an answer to this
No.8357
>boiled water
>strong black tea with lemon
>energy drink
No.8469
>>6272
cashew creme frosting is pretty good
No.9496
vodka now. bouborn was my winter drinbk, but im over it. ready for spring
No.9511
2 bottles of cheap red wine.
No.9513
Just want to say that Czech beer is objectively the best.
German and Austrian beer is severely overrated.
Honorably Mentions:
Estonian Beer
Croatian Beer
t. Beer Conniseur
No.9514
>>9513
Can I have opinion on Belgian beers? Heard some good stuff about their dark beers but I'm no expert.
No.9532
>>9514
I like them a whole bunch. They are high alcohol and have really good flavor. Trappiste Rochefort 10 is my favorite at the moment, but there are tons of good ones out there.
No.9552
>>9514
Belgian Lambics are God-Tier
No.9572
IM SENSING A SERIOUS LACK OF TESTOSTERONE HERE. BEER IS ESTROGENIC AND MAKES YOU GROW BITCH TITS. DRINK LIQUOR ALREADY POSERS.
No.9606
No.9756
>>9514
everybody loves Belgian white
No.12952
back on the sauce boys. cant handle sobriety. everything goes wrong. people are shit. if they aren't letting you down by dropping the ball over and over, then they're literally going after you. fucking fast and furious faggot tried to hit me/run me off the road or something. i chased that fucker all over and couldn't catch him. its a damn shame violence isnt legal anymore boys. fuck this world.
No.12984
>>12952
welcome home, fellow drunkard.
No.12989
>>12952
>its a damn shame violence isnt legal anymore boys. fuck this world.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
No.12993
>>12989
is this a Yogi Berra quote?
No.15317
>>384
Cheap Italian wine.
Beer prices are inflated as hell in muslim country, hence it's not worth it to buy one.
No.15318
Chamomile tea. My liver hurts
No.15328
Inländer Rum, at 80% vol.
It burns the entire way down to your stomach, but it gets you drunk good.
Sometimes, I lvoe this country
No.15335
No.15362
Never understood how one can drink alone. Im a huge beer lover but when im alone, I struggle to down even a single one. In company I empty it as if it was water.
Maybe it has to do with the horrors of having an alcoholic mother
No.15363
>>15362
I was like this when I was young, now I can't imagine drinking with more than 1 person.
No.15380
>>15362
Its actually easy: just be a lonely outcast for the majority of your life since your childhood and you will have no problem with drinking alone - as you do basically everything alone.
No.15490
No.15496
recommending Teacher's Highland Cream
No.16380
I currently have no way to purchase alcohol, and my state of sobriety is unacceptable. What can I drink? Do you guys know of any way I can alter a non alcoholic beverage to contain alcohol, get me drunk, etc? Short of distilling grape juice I'm out of ideas.
No.16383
>>16380
Involuntary Sobriety is a human rights violation. Insob revolt now!
No.16663
No.16678
>>16380
Take a carton of apple (or any other) fruit) juice that contains no sodium benzoate or potassium sorbate, then add a packet of dry baking yeast), pour out some liquid so it doesn't spill once it's fermenting and maybe add some sugar if you're using less sweet juice, shake and let stand on the windowsill with the cap opened and a part of a coffee filter or cloth tied over the opening for a couple days.
It's done once it stops moving and you can drink it if it doesn't smell like glue.
No.17105
I have a hernia that makes me throw up when I drink alcohol. I can't even drink anymore.
No.17128
>>16663
Patrician choice, mate. It's a high ABV brew that you can swill. Ranger's and Two-hearted come close
No.17173
Rogue Hazelnut Brown Nectar
Two Road Espressway stout
Jughandle vanilla coconut porter
No.17558
Jack Daniels. Neat. Always.
No.17560
>>15380
>Its actually easy: just be a lonely outcast for the majority of your life since your childhood and you will have no problem with drinking alone - as you do basically everything alone.
Welcome to the club, anon. I've been doing everything alone my entire life.
No.17866
>be me
>try to avoid all the Sol Païs worship on this board
>be at the gas station
>see Sol (the beer)
>be subliminally compelled to buy it
Damn guys, y'all are influencing me in really weird ways.
No.17873
Drinking is for degenerates and my filthy rich uncle.
No.17941
vodka+ powdered coffee + orange juice
you're welcome
No.17942
>>17866
I am glad you found enlightenment thanks to the sun goddess
No.17959
>>17942
it's not a bad beer, either. I'm a fan of Mexican beers, but usually go with Tecate. Maybe being packaged in an "oil can" form factor helped.
No.18023
>>384
I’m the op from >>17721
about to crack it open
No.18024
>>18023
Not a good sign but fuck it