No.21339
This is from Half-chan
http://boards.4skin.org/int/thread/33616455/i-have-nothing-to-lose-anymore-so-i-might-as-well
>I have nothing to lose anymore, so I might as well tell you the truth.
>I am…was an aid worker in Nigeria for the last month. I cannot describe to you the things I have seen.
>The media is not telling you the whole story. They say only a few thousand people have been infected. They're lying. It's much worse than that. There are tens of thousands dead in this country alone. I have seen corpses stacked like cord wood. The fires burn all night. I can't guess how many are infected in the region. If you told me only 100,000 I would be surprised.
>A few of my coworkers have disappeared after trying to contact the media. The authorities are trying to avoid a panic.
>They've been killing the infected. They give us these syringes. They hand them out, and you have a quota. Oh God…I've seen them buried and burned alive. Oh Mother, Mother, forgive me. I've done horrible things.
>The Americans have sent those soldiers here to serve as death squads.
>But there's no way to contain this. It's spread too far.
>This virus will sweep the earth. The apocalypse is here.
>I won't live to see the end. Even if they don't trace this message back to me, I'd be dead in a matter of days. Ebola has me now. I won't die like that. I chose how I die. And I won't die like that. Goodbye.What do you think? relaible? bullshit? The guy has Nigerian flag.
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>>21339
>guy has Nigerian flag>implying he didn't use a proxyThis is extremely disrespectful to Miss Ebola-chan.
No.21341
>>21339Meeeeh
I wish it was true, but it's probably not…
No.21343
I have a hard time believing this. I would like it to be so, but there is absolutely no way to verify this.
No.21345
>>21343yeah, oOOooh how I wish it was real though.
best part.
>The Americans have sent those soldiers here to serve as death squads. Pic related. No.21348
It wouldn't bug me too much if this wasn't true. If it is then great.
No.21350
>>21339>Doing aid work>Killing infected>Killing self before Ebola-chan can claim himThis world is so full of hatred. It's too bad that She couldn't have come in a more accepting era, but I guess she understands how much this world needs to be loved.
No.21356
Too good to be true so it's probably not. Wouldn't be the first time somebody lied to get attention on the internet… or in a religion
No.21360
>>21339looks like a bad case of pinkeye
No.21362
If he said the dead were rising I'd believe him more.
No.21363
>Oh Mother, Mother, forgive me
The absurdly nanoscopic trace of credibility that he might have had collapsed istelf into a wormhole of death and fire with that overly dramatic uberly lame line nobody fucking ever uses in the real world since probably the XIX century
No.21380
>>21363This. Well spotted Pedro. No surprise wetbacks like you know a lie. Though all are welcome to Ebola-chan's love. Thank you Ebola-chan! :-D
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No.21408
>>21363That's actually a Watchmen quote. You got rused.
No.21427
>>21339america has no established death squads
it would have to be another country or are hardened soldiers to do it
no surprise if a soldier would whistle blow on this
No.21512
Obvious BS but I want to habeeb… ;_;
No.21518
>>21339I don't think this message is true, but google images gives no relevant results aside from the /pol/ archive and the eye does seem like ebola infected.
>The Americans have sent those soldiers here to serve as death squads.If this is true then holy shit, Ebola-chan's doing some fucking work there
No.21519
>>21339Nigga you gotta get that conjunctivitis looked at.
No.21530
I had a nightmare about a week ago in which soldiers and/or doctors in hazmat suits were shooting people in the head en masse in Africa.
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No.21533
>>21518reminds me of takano myioki doing the order to execute people infected with hinamizawa syndrome in higurashi
No.21535
>The Americans have sent those soldiers here to serve as death squads.
Based on the official numbers, I actually believe this part of it.
The other parts, though, I'm not so sure. >_>
No.21537
What a huge load of fucking bullshit.
No.21554
>>21535Do military hazmat suits come in jungle-camo colors?
No.21555
i want to believe
No.21570
>>21554Doesn't matter. If you're far enough, you have no chance of getting blood on you…
No.21584
This
>This virus will sweep the earth. The apocalypse is here.
Just warms my heart.
No.21585
>>21427What soldiers got sent?
America has death squads, and you don't even need to tell your death squad it's a death squad to get them to do what you want.
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>>21427
>get yourself and your family killed to whistleblow a little innocent virusyou need to learn about the US bro
No.21739
This world is shit, let us switch to another, Ebola-Chan!
No.21740
99.999% chance of being absolute bullshit. Just imagine, if this is "true" for Nigeria, then Liberia and those other west African countries must be an absolute death camp cranking corpses by the millions.
As usual, just some friend trying to stir shit.
No.21742
>>21740Well if so, GOOD WORK, BOY'S! Ebola-Chan would be proud to call you her Ebolite's! But don't let up now gotta keep sacrifapping and making shrines, Ebola-Chan is almost at full strength, then she'll be strong enough to come to America!
No.22158
>>21339Although this is possible, its really hard to believe that a doctor that has qualifications to be sent to Africa to treat Ebola will browse halfchan.
No.22184
>>22158Probably just a nurse.
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No.22459
He's still going for it? Pasta is 4 months old, though I wish it was true.
No.22476
It would have been too fun to be true, so it's false.
No.22545
>>21530That's what I call a good dream not a nightmare.
No.22546
Ah shit, EbolaChan is very inactive now. :/
Had to lend my arcane power to other things for the time being. In the future maybe I will revive Ebola Chan or begin a new egregore.
No.22547
flag testing
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>>22549i must say this works nicely
No.22552
>>22550didnt quite work out when i tried china
No.22713
i wish it were
but is not
No.22781
>>22552We only use proxies in China for sending spam and browsing foreign porn.
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