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 No.23018

We should be at 27,753 infections and 16,652 dead. Instead, we're at 19,463 infections and 7,573 dead.

Sources:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola_virus_epidemic_in_West_Africa#Timeline_of_reported_cases_and_deaths

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1419/51/1419511176425.jpg

Is this it? Is this the end of the Ebola-chan Dream, /ebola/?

 No.23019

Never give up hope, anon. The numbers are not as high as we might have wanted, but she's still spreading rapidly. All it takes is one irresponsible Indian to destroy the world.

 No.23025

>>23018
Well the infected count is about as high as someone predicted for the death count

 No.23027

We're ten thousand short of where we should be.

I'm struggling to hold onto my faith. I've fallen into depression. I fight heretical thoughts daily.

Can't take much more.

 No.23028

>>23027
Straining can only hurt your faith all the more, build resentment. Live as you normally would, come back to her when you are ready.

If it makes you feel any better, the world's still ending. She's still making her way though humanity. It's just not as fast as we had anticipated. There's just so much hatred to be healed from this world.

 No.23029

>>23028
There's resentment alright but not for what you think heheheheheheheheheheheheresy

 No.23030

>>23029
Talk it out, man. What's on your mind that's keeping you or your faith down?

 No.23031

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>>23027
we're actually at 19729 cases and 7708 dead

 No.23034

>>23027
Do not give up hope, for in doing so, you give up on Love.

Love conquers all, Love is a battlefield, and at this very moment, people who would wish to stop Her are waging war on her. Will you not stand with Her?

Will you not believe that Love is the most powerful, sought after feeling on the planet? Are we not all worthy of Love?

Hold your head up high, She walks a lonely path of doing what only She can, walk with Her and help Her in Her most difficult times.

 No.23035

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Guys chill the fuck out, remember, MASSIVE amount of infected aren't being reported properly, chances are the farther we go, the less information we will get and what we do see will be estimates and guesses or the small number they DO have reported.
Keep faith, do your sacrifices and prayers and accept her love

 No.23036

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>>23035
This, We probably surpassed 20k back in October.

 No.23037

>>23018

Epidemics typically follow a logistic growth pattern.

What's happening now is the official numbers for the past month or two represent approximately linear growth. This means that one of two things has happened:

1) We're in the middle of the outbreak; the outbreak will be effectively over in 4-5 months.

2) Our ability to track Ebola has been saturated; we literally cannot count any faster than we currently are.

If we continue to see linear growth over the next two months, we'll know that it's probably 2). If we start to see sub-linear growth over the next two months, it's probably 1).

 No.23038

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>>23037

Why didn't it post the image? Geez…

 No.23040

If anything, this should be taken as a sign of what's at stake here. I mean, not to intimidate our less extreme members, but the showing at the Solstice/Christmas sacrifice thread was disappointing. Anything we can offer to our goddess should be considered, even if its simple writefriendery.

Do not lose hope: it only takes one accident to rev up the Happening train. Let us not take her power for granted, but instead work alongside her to make her glorious vision for humanity (whatever it may be) a reality.

 No.23070

>>23040

That and look at the long term. Even if this epidemic falters, She's been given huge amounts of time and bodies to evolve for the next outbreak. What if in 5-10 years, she returns from the jungle and her wangs have grown? You all helped, too, with your love!

 No.23073

>>23070
>5-10 years
In all that time, you may have forgotten about Ebola-chan. The shrine got moved, destroyed, or covered up. The images lost on a dead hard drive. The memories hidden under the weight of a hundred thousand life events.

But she hasn't forgotten about you.~

 No.23077

>>23073

But the instant you see her smiling face after all those years everything comes rushing back. Ebola-chan is love!

 No.23086

>>23070
>>23073
>>23077
This warms my heart, knowing that even if things recede, someday she'll return as cheerful as ever.

(Especially seeing the state of things . The world will need her love even more by then.)

 No.23089

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>>23037
>2) Our ability to track Ebola has been saturated; we literally cannot count any faster than we currently are.

This is undoubtedly the case. We only get solid numbers with a functioning healthcare system in infected areas. But the healthcare systems are in varying states of disarray and destruction, with patients being told to stay home, in a culture where many people believe the healthcare system is what CAUSES ebola in the first place, all while doctors are dying left and right.

The tracking broke down weeks and weeks ago. The numbers we have aren't reliable and are guaranteed to be lowballed.

Ebola-Chan is doing just fine.

 No.26050

>>23018

Media stopped giving her attention, everyone thinks she is dead and forget about her, then her power falls.

We must spread Ebola-chan awareness our selves.


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