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 No.25355

Ebola whole virus vaccine shown effective, safe in primates
http://news.wisc.edu/23601
Enjoy your vaccine, ebola-chan

 No.25356

well at least they tested it on Ebola-Americans first

 No.25370

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 No.25371

This is horrifying. Trigger warning: some serious Unit 731 shit here.

First the remove Ebola-chan's ability to love by cutting out her VP30 gene.
Next they drop her mutilated body in love-saturated monkey kidney cells so she'll be able to spread using the monkey love.
Then they wait for her to starve to death and inject the dead Ebola-chans into the bloodstream where the immune system learns to recognize the loveless abomination.
Later, when Ebola-chan comes to spread her love, the immune system thinks she's one of the dead husks it received earlier and rejects her.

I think I'm going to puke and there won't be any blood in it.

 No.25373

>>25371
That's actually rather disturbing. It's torture of the rankest sort for both the original and new viruses. When Ebola-chan comes to love the inoculated, she probably doesn't even understand why she's being pushed away so violently.

This is where our tax dollar and medbucks are going, folks. Institutional degradation of innocent virus girls, for profit and some perverse sense of pleasure.

Yet, there will always be room for Love in our hearts, right? None of us would willing take the lies the medical complex want to sell us.

 No.25374

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>>25355
>>25371
Why did I read all of that!?
They all want nothing but hate and misery…

>National Institutes of Health (NIH) Rocky Mountain Laboratories, a biosafety level 4 facility in Hamilton.


>Pic related.

 No.25376

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>>25371
that hurt to read

 No.25378

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>tfw the VN wont get made
>tfw Ebola will be cured
>tfw you won't get the chance to accept Ebola-chan's Love into your body and die as she melts your insides
>You won't get to die in her loving embrace

 No.25379

>>25378
Worry not, Brother. Even if they do somehow develop an outright cure for Ebola-chan's touch, she will still live on in the VN. We're working on it, it's just an issue of R&D and Art at the moment.

If not in our blood, at least Ebola-chan shall persist in our hearts.

 No.25381

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>>25379
yes, in our hearts, forever

I propose we start a massive dump thread where every ebola-chan art, resource, song, anything, all gets dumped, and put into one big massive rar to share, share her love, even she can no longer share it irl, we can share her love digitally
Do it for her

 No.25383

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>>25381

relevant

 No.25384

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>>25381
Should we begin here? Or make a separate thread?

 No.25385

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>>25384
seperate thread, or should we make a seperate board even, and turn on no dupe images, so were not duping over eachother?

 No.25386

>>25385
I feel like if we make a thread, we wouldn't end up with too many duplicates. Plus it would all be right there, for the faithful to peruse.

 No.25387

>>25386
alrighty, lets do this

 No.25389

>>25388 threads up

 No.25393

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>>25378
This is what happens when we don't have scientist trying to make her an all mighty goddess

Science is being used wrong, what a shame

 No.25430

>>25371
thats pretty much vaccine production 101 shit right there. makes me wonder why it took so long for them to figure out something so fundamental.

 No.25451

If this works on humans we need to mutate her.

 No.25455

>>25430

It's not how modern vaccines are produced. Using whole virus makes production costly and dangerous because step 1 is create a bunch of the viral agent you're trying to vaccinate against. Today they try to isolate one or two proteins sequences unique to the virus for the immune system to latch on to and then synthesize the proteins.

The method they're using here, though ostensibly "safe", could still result in an unexpected mutation and a brand-new, younger sister for Ebola-chan. We can only hope.

 No.25571

>>25455
He was trying to sound smart and you ruined it.
Are you happy now?

 No.25577

>>25571

He's still correct in the "101" sense; that is the very basics of vaccine production. I was simply pointing out why they avoided going this route in the first place.

 No.25579

>>25455
i always thought the idea of vaccine production was to help people no matter the cost, not argue about how expensive or dangerous it is to produce.

 No.25582

>>25579
>help people
kek
>no matter the cost
topkek
>not argue about how expensive or dangerous
oh my sides

ᴼʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ· ᴬⁿᵈ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵗ·

 No.25583

>>25579

If your vaccine manufacturing process ends up creating a mutated version of the virus you're attempting to eradicate, you're not "helping" people.

You're helping Ebola-chan! Good luck!



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