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 No.25953

>Ebola spread via sex, 5 months after infection: report

>NEW YORK – Health officials now think Ebola survivors can spread the disease through unprotected sex nearly twice as long as previously believed.

> Based on the case, officials are now telling male Ebola survivors to avoid unprotected sex indefinitely. They had previously advised using condoms for at least three months.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/ebola-spread-via-sex-5-months-after-infection-report-1.2354283

 No.25954

Someone is going to slip up. Or they'll callously bang a prostitute.

Either way, Love shall spread!


 No.25955

because giving condom advice to a bunch of Ebola-Americans really fixed the aids problem amirite


 No.25956

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>>25955

>AIDS 2.0

oy vey


 No.25959

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OH MY GOD ebola is turning into an std, this is fucking incredible.

she truly is nurgle's favorite daughter.


 No.25960

>>25959

We jokingly asked her to grow wangs. I never thought she'd follow through with the proposal.


 No.25964

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>>25960

>jokingly


 No.25980

>>25953

>Ebola spread via sex

Remember many long months ago people posted that it could transfer via sperm long after the person had recovered? I never thought it would happen.

Ebola-chan still listens to us, even if most have gone astray.


 No.25982

Ebola-chan's love persists in those men who never completely succumbed. It's the duty of every man who has gotten ebola and survived to have sex as often as possible.


 No.25983

>>25960

>jokingly

Right.


 No.25989

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200% Succubus mode activate!

Is futa ebola-chan canon now? please?


 No.25991

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SHE GREW WANGS!

THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!


 No.26009

What about female survivors, does Ebola remain in their egg cells? What happens if they give birth?


 No.26011

>>26009

It survives in the mammary glands of female's


 No.26012

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YOU MAY GAVE UP HOPE IN HER AND WENT ASTRAY BUT SHE NEVER LET YOU DOWN YOU FAITHLESS TOMS!

REPENT AND ALL SHALL BE LOVED!


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 No.26020

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>>26011

vaginal fluids doe

>tfw no ebola+ gf to lose virginity to ;-;7


 No.26021

this is why africa needs more rape


 No.26022

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>>26021

>Africa

>Likely already the lead producer of rape worldwide

>Needs to produce more rape

Perhaps the innovation of Love filled semen will inspire a new generation of rapists. Or maybe production of this new product will rise to fit the demand for Her Touch.


 No.26026

>>26021

>Needs more rape

Anon, I don't think it's possible to get more rapey than Africa already is.


 No.26028


 No.26029

Ebola-chan's love is undying. She's no doubt waiting in countless people for the right time.


 No.26030

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>>26029

>>26026

>>26022

>>26021

i know of another place that could use more rapeseed oil


 No.26051

This is wonderful news! Africans can't stop humping each other for even a moment! That is why AIDs spread like wildfire in Africa. If Ebola has evolved to live this long, then there's no stopping her!


 No.26054

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 No.26056

No cure for

LOVE


 No.26058

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>>26056

Neither for ==LLOV==!


 No.26062

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>>26028

>Reproducing in eyes and in balls

Ebola-chan, my love, you're amazing!


 No.26066

>>26030

>Earlier this years in the first case ever of its kind a Liberian woman contracted Ebola after having unprotected sex with a man six months after he was deemed cured.

That's awesome. Even when it seems our Ebola-chan is dying out, she survives and continues spreading her love in the most unsuspecting of places.


 No.26070

When you thought she quit, she's starting to spread her love again.

Good luck Ebola-chan!


 No.26071

I love you Ebola-Chan! I love you!


 No.26073

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Time to crush some planes…

>>>/magick/

WITH NO SURVIVORS!


 No.26074

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>>26073

do they even have planes in africa?




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