If this two-sided die rolls a 1, Ebola is going to come to the U.S. within the next week.

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Ebolite 07/13/15 (Mon) 09:14:39 No.26714

Rolled 2 (1d2)

If this two-sided die rolls a 1, Ebola is going to come to the U.S. within the next week.

Ebolite 07/13/15 (Mon) 11:06:54 No.26715

Rolled 1 (1d4)

If I get a one, then op is wrong and ebola-chan comes to burgerland anyway.

Ebolite 07/13/15 (Mon) 11:10:24 No.26716

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>26715

Time to keep going. If I get another one, then she makes it to some major city, starts spreads love amongst the homeless population, and doesn't get kicked out of america by those bullies in the CDC.

Ebolite 07/13/15 (Mon) 11:10:50 No.26717

>>26716

Shit.

Ebolite 07/13/15 (Mon) 12:58:21 No.26719

Rolled 1 (1d1)

if i roll a 1, ebola-chan kills all the jews too

Ebolite 07/13/15 (Mon) 20:39:51 No.26720

Good luck, Ebola-chan! The World Tour must never end!

Ebolite 07/14/15 (Tue) 00:56:45 No.26722

Rolled 5 (1d20)

If I crit then Ebola-Chan makes it to the Ganges river.

Ebolite 07/14/15 (Tue) 01:02:15 No.26723

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>>26719

The more risk the better the odds of it happening, a 1d1 dice has no power!

Ebolite 07/14/15 (Tue) 22:40:42 No.26729

Rolled 102 (1d1024)

If one, then ebola gets to visit india and china.

Ebolite 07/14/15 (Tue) 22:43:17 No.26730

Rolled 620 (1d1024)

>>26729

Apparently you can't roll a six million sided die.

Ebolite 07/14/15 (Tue) 22:45:00 No.26731

Rolled 199 (1d1000)

If trips, ebola-chan goes sightseeing in Brazil.