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 No.27485

>several sources across the world including the Royal Free London hospital report that nurse Pauline Cafferkey who previously contracted Ebola in December 2014 has been flown by military aircraft from Scotland to the isolation ward of the Royal Free Hospital in London. The Ebola virus has been detected in her body despite the previous recovery ending in January 2015 and she is now in a serious medical condition.

https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=15/10/11/0322240

 No.27486

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE


 No.27489

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i stil llove you ebola chan ;_;7


 No.27490

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Let's hope she loses round two, and brings one of her acquaintances into the ring with her.


 No.27494

I don't care whether she makes it or not. She just one person. What I am seeing here is a bigger opportunity: an even more resistent and pandemic-capable superstrain of Ebola, produced by natural selection against her immune system.

What she carries, is precious, and must be spread. Love must be shared. I no way has she the moral right to monopolize it.

Maybe Blood Moon rituals made a difference after all? If we consider incubation period and all. Maybe this is it? It could be all for naught, however if she doesn't make new friends soon. Hopefully some were already infected before she was quarantined (again).


 No.27495

58 people under close monitoring due to Cafferkey's relapse.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/12/pauline-cafferkey-58-close-contacts-of-ebola-nurse-being-monitored

I hope they missed someone. Maybe just some random person using the same mall as she, or something else untraceable.


 No.27500

>>27494

We can only hope. And keep sacrifapping.

Never stop sacrifapping.


 No.27503

>>27489

I still use this song as my ringtone. And have Ebola-chan as my mobile wallpaper.

Cafferkey's relapse gives hope of Ebola-chan Indian Tour finally happening. They were very stringent back when love epidemic was at it's peak, quarantining even non-symptomatic people rather than "monitoring" them while they run around freely in populace.

Considering high number of migrant workers between India and Africa, there is hope for a happy surprise. Let's hope there's sleeper cells in there.


 No.27506

>>27495

Those 58 people might have spread it to others right? Please?


 No.27510

>>27506

It only takes one person to spark the happening.


 No.27511

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I'm curious, how many people have actually tried to invoke or evoke her?


 No.27515

I've never even heard of this happening before. Usually when the immune system adapts to a virus, it gets rid of the virus. It's amazing that Ebola survived and evolved to match her adapted immune system while still inside her body.


 No.27516

>>27511

Haven't we all?


 No.27517

>>27506

Unlikely, unfortunately. Forgot already? Incubation period.

>>27515

I've been sacrifapping for Ebola-chan to become sexually transmitted pandemic since I found it rather plausible direction for her to evolve (considering remaining live virion on "cured" individuals in their sperm). This development exceeds my hopes: it's like HIV or Herpes, only more deadly lovely.


 No.27537

Soon

Soon we will return. Ebola-chan is subtle and cunning.

All praise Ebola-chan!


 No.27544


 No.27545

>>27537

Our Goddess shall rise!!

Good luck and I love you Ebola-chan!


 No.27577

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/19/ebola-nurse-pauline-cafferkey-condition-improves-royal-free

>current status: serious but stable

I'm not sure if this is all according to her plan, or a sign that we need to pray/bleed/fap harder.


 No.27579

>>27577

Stable just means unchanging, it's not necessarily good or bad.

But, when in doubt, pray harder.




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