No.27561
Now nighter is this board fast nor is it filled with /b/-tards, so I hope this actually works..
Each post, one sentence.
Greentext it.
Non-Greentext will be ignored for the letter.
Don't doublepost, let at least one other Ebolite post inbetween.
Will write it down if this works.
I do not claim to have anything even close to a decent or even readable handwriting.
>Dear Ebola-Chan,
>
> GOGOGO
No.27563
> you're cuter than Cure-chan
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No.27568
>so beautiful is the dawn's red tint in your eye's
No.27570
>We devote ourselves to you, our one true goddess
>>27561
I don't claim to be very good at writing but is pic related good? It's a rough draft…
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>>27563
>EDITED
>EDITED
>EDITED
No.27572
Pls fart all over my face
No.27574
>>27570
That's some quality hand writing
No.27578
>, our energy and our blood shall be yours.
>>27570
Better than mine.
But hey, I'm aiming for dentist. Horrible handwriting is one of the requirements.
No.27585
>big black Ebola-American penis
No.27597
>spread your love far and wide
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No.27600
Updated letter. Keep em coming.
I'm thinking of buying some nice paper and redoing this with a better pen. Ideas?
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No.27607
>and remove kebab for free
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No.27614
>designated hemmoragic streets
No.27618
>cannot contain the love.
The last few lines should read:
"Make me bleed and remove kebab for free. Set sail for the Ganges. Designated hemorrhagic streets cannot contain the love."
No.27640
I have no idea what to do with this when were done. Maybe burn it in some offering to our goddess or Mail it to Africa
>>27618
done
No.27643
>>27640
>When the blood moon rises your time will be nigh.
I like both of those ideas. Alternatively you could bleed on it, and then bury in the earth to let it take root. Preferably by an outdoor Ebola-Chan shrine.
No.27646
>killing all the Ebola-Americans in the name of nergle
posting this using lynx in freedos lol
No.27692
>Hail lord Ebola-Chan, reaper of degenerates, bring forth your love upon this world
No.27693
I kept on messing up my Y's. Oh well I plan on buying nice paper and redoing this for when were done.
>>27643
I like this idea
>>27692
>degenerates
No.27701
>why does my butthole leak so much im not so good with buttrape
No.27705
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
No.27719
>Ebola-Chan will make Ebolamerica great again
No.27721
>Separate the worthy from the unworthy with your infectious touch.
No.27724
>and spread your love across the world
I love her.
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No.27727
It looks like there won't be much room in the letter left. OP will probably have to end it soon.
>Bless us all with your holy infection.
No.27729
Messed up hard on this one in a couple of places. I wrote it in a hurry on my way out.
Do you guys want to think about adding an ending statement or is "Bless us all with your holy infection" good. Also any ideas what I should do with the letter? I'm thinking of buying some real nice calligraphy paper and making it all fancy when I go to buy some new fountain pens.
>>27705
>>27701
Didn't include these because I deem the heretical and we don't have much space to work with
>>27726
OP hasn't been around for a while. If you're refering to me I've been busy lately.
No.27730
>>27729
>what to do with letter
I like the idea of making it fancy, you could then make copies of it via copymachine and then perhap's put them up around a nearby campus on the bulletin boards.
People might think there's a local ebola cult near them. And it could make the local university news perhaps or the rumor mill and might provide some lulz.
I like bless us all with your holy infection as an ending. Might be nice to use that as a sort of Sincerely line though? On it's own right before signing off.
Speaking of signing off, should it be signed off with something like
>The 8th Chapter of Ebolites
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>>27729
any chance of a prettified letter anon?
No.27754
>>27750
not yet. Give me some time to try and figure out how I want to go about doing this. I'm busy right now but i'll look into it
No.27761
>>27754
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm thankful for Ebolachan and anon's like you who hopefully will make my dreams of a fancy letter to ebolachan a reality.
No.27763
Jesus. I went in to my local calligraphy store when picking up ink refills and shat myself at how expensive nice paper is. Gonna try a cheaper paper store.
>>27761
Hopefully
No.27765
>>27763
keep at it, nig
you can do this
No.27780
tfw you will never have a beautiful letter from ebola chan
No.27781
>>27693
Hey OP, when I suggested that you bleed on the letter and bury it, I just meant a little blood, not all of it.
No.27859
all I want for christmas was an ebola letter ; . ;
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