/eris/ - Discordia

Hahaha,witchcraft…

>>430
My favorite thing about this article has to be the links are 404s,kek.

Those christians are still going to hell for not being paranoid enough.

Sweet, Im a witch AND a Pope. Gotta love divine contradiction.

Gotta love Greyfaces. Greyfaces gonna grey

why is it that Christians can't write a good hereseology anymore?

I mean really, back in the day, people like st.iranaeus wrote extremely accurate and detailed books that laid out the tenants of their enemies' beliefs and then exposed why they contradict christian doctrine.

wtf Christians? why do you suck so hard at hereseology nowadays?

>>440
Cuz they're the moldering corpse of a religion.

>>447
Being as none of those are Greyface religions, of course they're part of the Congree of Weird Religions, which are all headed (titted? Assed?) by Our Lady Of The Apple. We need to get more of them around and in here. I've been pretty consistently shilling for /eris/ on /b/, trying to grab all those melancholy Thinkers and show them the fun and love that lies between the breasts of our goddess

>>440
No such thing as an intelligent Christian anymore.

>>450
Would /k/'s worship of the murder/k/ube also count as a non greyfaced religion?

>>452
It's absurd enough to work….

But I'm not sure murder is really our goddess's purview

>>453
The total lack of taking themselves seriously fits in with other wierd religions.

>>452
It seems to fit

>>453
>not our goddess's purview
>our goddess
>eris
>sister of ares
>you know, the bitch who started the trojan war for the lulz
>who's famous for riding on the back of ares' chariot laughing at all of the blood and corpses of battle
>even the "nice" eris of old myth is basically the goddess of "potters hating potters"; that is, the goddess of competitive struggles.

Murder is one of the ultimate results of discord between two parties…

However, if you read into what the /k/ube is all about, "he's" much more complex than "murder god", just like Eris is much more than "chaos goddess".

Basically, the /k/ube is an extended metaphor concerning the fight for survival of evolving life forms.
>"war is the way of man"
every human alive is the end result of millions of years of natural stuggle, and of the struggle in competing for resources, both against other men, and against our non-human competitors.
>ave nex alea
this is where you can see eris the most, though. It's extremely bad latin, often taken as "hail murder cube", but in fact is agrammatical and literally "hail death game-of-chance".
it's saluting the sacred chao - the endless process of things ordering and reordering, living dying, becoming great and falling to dust.

It is different in imagery than discordianism (especially 1950s and 60s discordianism), in that it is far more raw and physical. That is, where someone like Robert Anton Wilson or Tim Leary would tell you to "think for yourself", the /k/ube is all about "defend yourself". One is a religion targeting pseudo-intellectuals, the other, pseudo-combatants.

As for being "greyfaced" (that is, proclaiming that there is one true way that comes with a set of laws ala abrahamism), though, no: far from it. All it preaches is that basically violence is a thing, and it's best to be ready to handle it better than whoever's waging it against you.

Baneposting is pretty much a religion at this point. If we're making a list of weird religions, they should be included.

>>456
Where did you learn that, on wikipedia?

Never go full vegetable.

>>456
>All it preaches is that basically violence is a thing, and it's best to be ready to handle it better than whoever's waging it against you
And that guns are fun. Can't leave that bit out.

>>456
Good point. Our lady is of discord, not just the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Her brother is war, and war is necessary.