No.71
(picture unrelated…)
Anyway… so we are all popes.. but how many saints have you canonized?
I Cannonized myself as the patron saint of Stain removal after several miraculous achievements the greatest being the removal of a liquid latex stain on my favourite semi-ecchi-kinky anime t-shirt…
It took a few months and application of oil (sacred canola bought at the local store)
anyway I miraculously got rid of the stain leaving the garment perfect.. a true miricle!
So found any candidates for sainthood yourself?
No.78
Very impressive. I've canonized myself the patron saint of Shit after taking control of /eris/ and trying to get some cabbages to grow.
No.83
I made Old Man Henderson the patron saint of pen and paper RPGs, and Ferris Bueler the patron saint of skipping school.
No.86
>>83And I just canonized Hotwheels as the patron saint of cripples.
No.92
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I made Vermin Supreme the patron saint of ponies. It was pretty obvious, but it needed to be done.
No.99
I'm the patron saint of guilty masturbation
remember, nofap is the future
No.414
I just canonized Howard stern as the patron saint of trolling
No.427
Hakim Bey is the saint of pederasty and intellectuals
No.815
>>92
Double whammy!
I canonized Dr. Dala as patron saint of robosexuality and teddy bears
and then I canonized Peacock as the patron saint of skulls and girls
No.839
No.907
I've recently been ordained as the saint of intoxication, my first actions were getting drunk at a gathering and duping people into being unknowingly converted. I also ordained a priest, as the saint of intoxication I bless Eris' most oblivious followers: the severely intoxicated
No.909
>>907
You sound like my kind of saint. What's your name? I can't just think of you as saint anon.
No.923
>>909
I go by the mononym saint chi, however my real name is Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst.