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Rules & Meta Discussion

• No spamming.

>>139165 or >>1859 might cover basic questions. Did you check the sticky?

• The topic of the board is fitness, health, exercise, etc.

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• You’re gonna make it something.

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/fit/ Directory & Information Repository

Community Links

Simple Science Fitness.

https://ss.fitness

Board Pages

Saved Threads.

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Archive.

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Links.

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Other External Links

ExRx.net : Exercise Directory.

https://www.exrx.net/Lists/Directory

ExRx.net : Muscle Directory.

https://www.exrx.net/Lists/Muscle

ExRx.net : Olympic-style Weightlifts.

https://www.exrx.net/Lists/OlympicWeightlifting

ExRx.net : Plyometrics by Function & Intensity.

https://www.exrx.net/Lists/PowerExercises

ExRx.net : Miscellaneous Exercises.

https://www.exrx.net/Lists/OtherExercises

ExRx.net : Power Training Tidbits.

https://exrx.net/Sports/PowerTidbits

>Never lifted weights before

Jump right in by picking a 2 day split program from this list of templates:

⦿ ExRx.net : Weight Training Workout Templates.

https://www.exrx.net/Lists/WorkoutMenu

This will be the new information repository that will replace the Info images thread eventually. Locked for now.

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Info images

Let's post informational images from old /fit/ like pic related to make sure they've all had a chance to be seen and saved on 8chan at least once.
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Getting /fit/ during winter

I need help getting /fit/ while indoors. What workouts are good for burning calories while indoors? I need workouts with reps/sets for a weakling beginner. I use a treadmill from time to time and it feels like a weak exercise. I am not in a very good spot with my health and pretty much obese, but I have the inspiration to continue (lost 40lb so far).

stats:

195lb

5'8"

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what can you eat at school or work?

something you can buy or prepare yourself

-it has to give me energy, should preferably contain protein, carbs, fat.

-has to taste good when cold

-should not need to be cooked at home (but preparation is allowed)

-should be compact if possible (that means a lot of calories compared to size)

-should be able to prepare it for many days and store in fridge or somewhere

So far was eating bread with fat and cheese. but want to eliminate bread.

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Phil Anselmo invented crossfit

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Flexibility thread

Anyone have a flexibility routine going on? I've been trying to work on my flexibility a little just in general and also because sometimes I have pains that I feel could be solved by stretching and stuff. I'm not too sure what to do though, what works for you guys?

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/JawMaxxing General/

I heard this Cockroach gum is good and ordered some, should be here by tuesday but what about these commercial jaw toners?

Are they placebos and has anyone tried either of the three?

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Zinc Suppliments

Het /fit

I got some chelated zinc supplements because I know that my diet may be low in zinc, impeded by soy, and drained by fapping (I've improved on that last one a lot). One problem is that it started giving me a terrible morning shit, so I stopped but I still retained a marked increase in body feeling and vitality.

Do any of you have any experience with zinc supplements? Apparently this is not uncommon due to zinc toxicity. Does anyone have advice?

Moving forward I'm thinking of taking zinc after fapping and once or twice a week, although the bottle recommends once a day. My brand is sundown naturals and each pill is 50 mg, which is apparently 30 mg above the daily recommendations.

sorry for blogpost

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Martial Arts thread

I am currently learning some few taekwondo basics with my friends and I'm also trying to understand some Jeet Kune Do principles like philosophies, moves, tools like stance, and training. How about you? Share your thoughts so we could learn. And another thing, is the (((Krav Maga))) also good to learn? Or is it just another Jew meme?

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>>27665

>coca-cola and popcorn ok

>poultry/fowl and butter bad

wtf is this shit?????

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POST ROUTINE

Post what you do in the gym and let /fit/ tell you what you're doing wrong. Include diet/schedule if you feel like it

>low weight dumbbell warmup

>skullcrushers/hammer curls/ohp in rotation

>cable tricep extensions

>pec flies/bench press

>lat pulldowns

Complete this over the course of 2 hours. Essentially do this every time I go to the gym, switching out bench press for deadlift usually. Been working out for just over 2 months now.

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>be 18

>5'11 King of manlets

>been 5'11 since age 14

>depressed over my smol size

>NEET

>was predicted to be around 6'5 by (((doctor))) when I was a kid

>be 19

>suddenly become a very hungry nigger one day

>eat everything

>dont get any fatter despite my weight increasing

>measure height

>6'0

>itbegins.jpg

>now 21

>6'5

>comfy 225lb

>lost my virginity

>have two tinder sluts I see on the regular

>started college finally, doing well

>beard is thicc

>met some fellow lanklets

>befriended them and go to the gym and play basketball together sometimes

I am happy with my life.

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>see catalog

>no fatty hate thread

Let's fix that.

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Working out While at Work?

Currently I tend to have a lot of free time from 9am to 10:30am where I'm not doing much and usually just on the internet, I'd like to use this time to exercise since I get home kinda late. I've just been doing push ups and situp's for the past 2 days but those get pretty repetitive and I'm pretty sure they don't do much unless you do like 200 of each. (I haven't brought any equipment yet).

- I can't leave and I need to be able to drop everything at a moments notice in case I need to answer the phone or do other stuff.

-And large equipment would probably get annoying and look unsightly, I'm thinking dumbells are the biggest thing I should use since theres a good spot I can put them.

what would be a good routine to work around this? I'm used to having access to my roommates benchpress and full body workout machine so I've never really cared much for routine. But a lack of equipment makes me think its more important. I've got a lot of money right now so expensive equipment isn't a problem. We also have a shower which is nice even though it looks like a gas chamber.

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How to Grow a Cock like Chad

There are two methods

A.) the safest and more proven way to have a longer banana is mirco-tearing. The basic premise is when a guy's dick is stretched enough to "scar" the penile tissue, their body naturally tries to heal the surrounding area, thus leaving him a longer dick. You can achieve this by Jelqing* or using a Phallosan** (Several people report that bathmates improve their girth) .

Cons: As you might imagine, this takes forever to get decent gains because of how slow the body heals under normal conditions. This method also doesn't give you new nerves rather span them out, so it can potentially make sex less fun.

B.) The more risky method. Would applying Testosterone cream or DHT cream* help obtain penile or clitoral growth? It doesn't work unless the participate uses a supplement that upregulates their androgen receptors. One should take a peptide to up-take their androgen receptors to somewhat simulate puberty** (an aspect of it), like IGF-1, to fix that. Then this shall work. (however, you must cycle).

Cons: For most countries, it's illegal to consume peptides or T-cream unless you've been approved by the government. This hasn't been proven on otherwise healthy people. What we do know about individuals with high DHT/Testosterone is that; they're more prone to prostate cancer, live shorter lives, and develop male-patterned baldness. And this is likely why doctors don't prescribe this to their patents, it's too dangerous. altho, it's your life I guess.

*http://vkool.com/how-to-do-jelqing/

**http://www.phallosan.com/fileadmin/doc/PHALLOSAN-clinical-study-en.pdf

***https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7361738 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/660741/

****https://www.jurology.com/article/S0022-5347(01)64400-8/fulltext

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How do I get thicker hair /fit/? My hair feels like it's weak and lacking proper volume.

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Cottage Cheese Thread

1. What time does /fit/ prefer their cottage cheese?

2. What size curds? (Ie. Small, medium, large)

3. Liquidy or dry curds?

4. Reduced fat, skim, whole, 2%, 4%

I'll start:

7pm or 2 hours before bed

Medium curds

In between just dry curds and slightly wet

4% fat. Nothing wrong with a little fat, as long as im on a strict diet

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Post what you do in the gym and let /fit/ tell you what you're doing wrong. Include diet/schedule if you feel like it

>low weight dumbbell warmup

>skullcrushers/hammer curls/ohp in rotation

>cable tricep extensions

>pec flies/bench press

>lat pulldowns

Complete this over the course of 2 hours. Essentially do this every time I go to the gym, switching out bench press for deadlift usually. Been working out for just over 2 months now.

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Strange foods that are cheap and good for you

I wanted to get advice from this board for essential foods to have in stock that are not common unless you are a fitness geek.

So far, ive learned this:

Sardines/anchovies

Cottage cheese

Yogurt

Steel cut oats

Whole grain pasta

Any other suggestions? My diet right now is really incredible but i want to go the distance and know what to buy next time i go shopping.

Thx /fit/

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QTDDTOT: Disinformation Edition

It's summertime and it's too hot to do anything at all outside except at night and the morning. Only option is to do workouts in my room until I can afford a gym in a couple weeks. Anyone know any exercises I can do in my room? Especially exercises that don't cause the door and the wall to shake and bother everyone in the house?

Edited subject line because strangely worded statement about nonexistent board policy

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Thicker Fingers

Does /fit/ know any way to get thicker fingers? I've got huge hands but the fingers themselves are skinny as fuck

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Are resistance bands a meme for poorfags, women, and or boomers?

I got one of these for christmas but its not gay and only 3 in orange grey and blue

Pic related is all the things I have For my homegym and side question where can I get a cheap bar and plates

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Cooking General

Lets post and recipes, feedback and suggestions,

of course fit related cooking, if posting complete meals, also post macros

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I just started experiencing pain a few days ago in my lower core. When I fart it relieves the pressure and pain a little and when I eat the pain and pressure start building up. I think I have gas buildup in my intestines since it's in my lower abdominal area and i think the stomach is higher up.

Do you have any suggestions on diet or anything else to help?

I googled it and it just says drink tea and dont eat fiber or grease or smoke.

Is there any way I can induce farting to help? I tried curling oup my legs and it still doesn't help make me fart.

Apologies for a gross thread.

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POST ROUTINE

Post what you do in the gym and let /fit/ tell you what you're doing wrong. Include diet/schedule if you feel like it

>low weight dumbbell warmup

>skullcrushers/hammer curls/ohp in rotation

>cable tricep extensions

>pec flies/bench press

>lat pulldowns

Complete this over the course of 2 hours. Essentially do this every time I go to the gym, switching out bench press for deadlift usually. Been working out for just over 2 months now.

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Hey /fit/

I'm wondering what you guys think about Jeff Cavaliere. I've been watching his content for a month or so now and Im learning a lot about nutrition, effective exercises

What's your opinions on him and his vids?

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Home Workouts

I've been trying to exercise twice per day, so I've started going to the gym in the morning and doing some light exercise at home in the evening before bed. I've wanted to develop a full body, body weight routine for these days as well as a more thorough workout for times where I am unable to go to the gym. I really don't do body weight, so I need some suggestions. I currently do this:

>push-ups: 4 sets 25 reps

>sit-ups: 3 sets 50 reps

>squats: 1 set 300 reps

I also have some elastic bands and a jump rope I got as gifts, but I don't use them as often as I should and might not have access to them.

Does anyone else try to do something like this? If so, I'd appreciate if you'd post your routine for reference.

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1 Month Vegan

Okay guys I'm going to go vegan for a month just to experiment, any advice?

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Raw meat diet

I came across this book (pic related) and read it and been eating lots of raw eggs and meat. I feel a little sick/ feverish now after about 5 days of eating 20+ raw eggs with raw beef and chicken. According to the book the fever and diarrhea is suppose to be good and a sign that the detoxification process. I am becoming a little doubtful of this raw food/meat diet and was wondering if anyone here has had success with this kind of diet.

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Estimating BP from OHP

So I don't bench and I've been pressing for a while and I just reached a 50kg ORM OHP.

How much do you think my bench is?

inb4 different muscles

20M 5'10" 80kg

undisciplined lifting for a year

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webms that make you think

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>mfw coming here for the first time after drowning in the cesspool that is 4chan(nel) /fit/ for the last 4 years

>mfw no defeatism

>mfw minimal incel posting

>mfw no softcore porn on every OP image

FREE AT LAST

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How what's a good routine that can get me a wide body like this?

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Zippy water recipe

"The following advice is a joke and strictly for entertainment. Do not attempt to make Zippy Watertm at home. Zippy Watertm is an entertainment supplement not meant to be consumed by human beings. Sam Hyde and MDE are not legally responsible for any problems you have, ever.

First and foremost let me tell you, you must rinse your mouth with warm salt water (should be very salty) after drinking this shit otherwise your teeth will fall out.

Mix this shit up in the morning… Drink a good bit in the morning, most of it intra-workout (mixed with Gatorade and Aminolast), and a little bit in the afternoon.

* 1.5 liters water

* 1 large handful powdered beet (as much as you can before it turns into beet slurpee, maybe two tablespoons? The more the better honestly)

* 1 small handful powdered spinach

* daily recommended serving of citrulline malate

* whatever a recommended serving is of beta alanine

* however much creatine you think you need every day

* 2 servings of 'green powder' (that trendy shit with spirulina in it)

* as much vitamin C as you can handle before having diarrhea… maybe a tablespoon?

* maybe some kratom? I'm looking into it.

* 2 liters diet coke*

* a full toothpaste tube's worth of fluoride*

*optional

If it's too gritty then pull back on the spinach first. The tingles are from the beta-alanine. If you feel sick it's probably the vitamin C. Do not go overboard with the citrulline malate. If your teeth fell out it means you forgot to rinse with salt water after drinking. The cit. mal. and vit. C are the components that have the deleterious effect on teeth (they're acidic), so if you're too lazy to do the salt water thing then you can leave those out, however I wouldn't because vitamin C is supposed to be da bomb according to Charls and citrulline malate is huge big time major league shit.

Chase with a shot of apple cider vinegar and DO NOT J__K OFF."

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Local retard learns something obvious

I may be retarded, but I just figured how much of a difference how you stand makes on how you look.only been working out for a month and just started standing up straight and it makes a huge difference.

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Whats the 1/2/3/4 equivalent of barbell rows?

I want to know so that I can have a clear goal in mind

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/pua/ and Dating General

let try this once:

Pick Up / Dating / Relationships

hopefully, there are some more non-retards non-virgins around,

ITT lets discuess not only PUA in its oldie ways, but socializing and dating in general

let this be a place where you can get and give some true honest advice on meeting up people and improving your social life

/fit/ isn't the only thing you need to stop being a neet and start getting some action,

social life, relationships and feels are important for your mental health,

for guys, if you're a virgin, ask away and try not to sperg autistcally about other people's experiences

if you're anywhere between intermediate to advanced, share your stories and lets help each other

if god forbid there are women lurking this board, this thread may also interest you,

either by offering your redpills to poor virgins, or getting feedback from male on your own relationships

Sure, I know where we are, but lets try to keep the sperg shitposting under control

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>Falling for the weights jew

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Just bought one of these, have any of you goobers tried them before?

Are they for women and what will happen if I wear one as a man?

Will waist trimmers make me sweat more or be bad for stomach fat?

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How do I get as muscled as Dragon Ball Z characters?

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Neckbeard challenge

Last thread hit bump limit, its the first day of the current year lets do something productive.

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/fasting/ general!

>For overweight anons. No skellys allowed.

I thought about fasting, but told myself surely I could just have some chicken breast here, some scrambled eggs there - but before bed I would always binge on carbs. My solution? Fasting. I'm only one day in and have already gone from 211lbs to 209lbs. The last time I was this light was over a year ago. Anyways, I plan on fasting for 7 days, and having a nice lamb meal at my favorite restaurant to break it. After this meal, I am immediately back to fasting for another 7 days. I am hoping this fast will take 20lbs off me and get me down to 190lbs! I will update every so often.

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Progress bread

Was it worth it? Do I still look like a trash bag with arms?

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Can I substitute my cardio with either one of these? I already lift and I hate, not dislike but fucking hate cardio

And that's all these games are, cardio. It at least makes it kind of interesting

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MUSCLE IS BEST AND EATING :–D

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Hi /fit/,

Long time lurker here, never had the conviction or motivation to truly see the light that is gainz, but now its time. I need to shed the the normie image i have and ascend. I have flip flopped between regular gym time and diet planning, and literally doing nothing. At my peak i went 3 times a week, pretty much just used machines (too intimidated for public free weights just yet) and did a little cardio

Some context, 5'8'' manlet, 140lbs with a higher body fat % (I dont know specifically but my body type is chubby as of current). Eventual goal is around 155/160ish with a low body fat.

Am i better off trying to shift off the fat before going for gains, or just bulking and working x2 to cut the fat while building muscle? Ive had some suggestions from friends who gym regularly, some recommending a do Keto diet for about 3 weeks and then following a standard gym and diet plan, some saying just bulk from the get go.

Any input/recommendations welcome. Inb4 /fit/ isnt your personal trainer, if you need a specific question: Shift fat then gain, or gain then shift fat?

>Pic is daddy Cien Almas

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We're making it

< tfw my test increase about 32% when compared to two years back

> and that's taking a test when I had completely stopped working out, taking supplements, a fapping furiously

Feels good man!

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Are you ready for the New Year horde, /fit/?

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Chronophobia, homesickness and depression

I'm losing it, /fit/, i'm actually losing it. I thought that i could deal with those feelings on my own, or that they are normal, but it's clear to me that i'm sinking lower and lower. I came back home from the capital where i'm studying and wherever i look, i just see myself when i was a child overlayed on top of the grim reality. I can only think about how bad everything is now, and then i think that by all definitions i'm still a kid/young adult and that things are only going to get worse.

I have no hobbies left. I used to lift, to play in a band, to read, to go out with friends and atleast i'd like to think that i was an ok person to be around. Now all time at uni i spend it either eating the cheapest food i can get my hands on, either at laboratories, either in my dorm listening to folk and nationalist music from my region and thinking about home. Now that i'm home i spend all time at the computer, i refuse to go out and see my little city because i have countless memories scattered everywhere, nearly all of them with friends that i lost forever to the capital and the passage of time. I refuse to eat, i sleep 4 hours every night if even that since i try to avoid sleep as much as possible and i haven't opened one fucking book since i'm home, neither for me, nor for school. I don't want to go back there, but i know i'll be just as sad if i stay home.

>Tfw i'm afraid to sleep because sleeping makes time go faster

>Tfw i'm the only one in my family that's not top of the class or that's not an acclaimed engineer or doctor

>Tfw i realise the happiest i've ever been was when i was hearding goats at 8 years old on the valley

I'm tired of being like this. What the fuck do i do

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How would you genetically rate yourself.

Keep your race in mind too. Are you glad, you are white and not a mutt?

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illness

Does /fit/ lift when ill?

The past two weeks I've had major headaches nearly every day and for the past two days I've had a cold and mild fevers. I don't like to lift when feeling this way because the headache pain is amplified 10x when my blood pressure rises, I even have to hold back when shitting or my head feels like it'll pop.

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Sup /b/ I like exercising, and I like jerking off. Usually I'll watch some joi while pumping iron with one hand while the other pumps my cock, and then I'd just alternate as it goes on, It gets the blood flowing in my body which then amplifies all the cockfeels. Now I just got a rowing machine, and decided to do the usual pump and stroke and holy shit /b/ros. When you're working out your core, it makes jerking off like 10 times better and it gives straight head rushes. I feel like I've discovered some ancient jerk secret. Even though it felt like I was jerking off on steroids I also noticed a notable increase in my edging ability, the actual jerking time was short, but my time spent "in the zone" was absurd. I was able to extend the period of time "over the edge" but before ejaculation to three times the usual amount. I feel like a true cock wizard and a philosopher today and I just had to share this.

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Give me a new Routine

I've been doing PPL and wanna change it up a bit maybe experiment with something different. Wanna get bigger, stronger and more aesthetic. What's a routine I should look into

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Redpill me on nofap

Is it fine to cum once every 3 days

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Onion ϟϟKulturϟϟ

Alright /fit/, I got the onions.

Now, do I eat them raw? Blended? Or maybe steamed with some veggies/meat like any sane person would do?

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Hi. I just started lifting weights. I don't want to be a betafaggot soyboy anymore. I wanna be STRONG. Also I don't want to be fat anymore. So, here's what I am doing

>calorie restriction

I plan to only eat two meals a day, one in the morning when I wake up (should be 12 hours after my last evening meal), and then once again 12 hours later. I will eat a large amount, 800-900 calories. I am restricting my calories because I am a fat fuck, and I was told that because I am fat that my body has adequate energy stores to begin building some muscle, and that I don't really have to worry about a specific diet yet.

>basic routine will go like this

>monday, wednesday, friday weight lifting, 2 sets of 10, maybe more if I don't feel fatigued enough

This is where I am uncertain if I am doing it right. I am only using dumbells now, 20lbs in each hand, and I am doing curls. I don't know what other exercises to do yet, but I thought this is the best place to start. I will find more exercises once I get a weight bench and a barbell.

>tuesday and thursday, light cardio on treadmill

I want to progressively reach 30 minutes each day at 2mph until I get more accustomed to it, then I will do more

>rest on weekends

Am I doing it right? Is there something else I should do? I am doing this all at home and by myself, so any advice would be appreciated.

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How do I avoid muscle tear? Thank you.

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What tier is my face? Do I have chad potential? Am I gonna make it? Also someone recommend some diet books because I wanna clean my diet up in 2019

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so just came from 4chan after 8 years.

been mainly on /fit/ and got tired after the whole tranny posts.

the whole place is stormed by /lgbt/ fags.

hopefully this site is better.

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best beginner workout routine?

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"Safety"pins

They are fucking death traps. Why would I ever use them? My plates never slipped off.

They are inconsequential most of the time, but a death trap for noobs, when they want to bench.

You won't be able to save yourself, if you bench alone. You can't slip the plates off. Why would you want that?

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Am I doing the right thing /fit/ ?

>be me

>see pic related

>Realize I'm not eating enough iodine

>My one a day supplement doesn't have any

>All iodine supplements are super expensive, don't like the taste of kelp

>idea.gif

>buy 100g potassium iodide powder from ebay

>Dissolve a pinch of said powder into a cup of water, drink every day

Am I doing the right thing here or am I wasting time and money?

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*ruins your physique*

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Cleans up and jerks real hard

It's even fashionable for glamour girls to train with weights these days.

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How bad for your mental health is

it to keep reading manlet threads, even though you are 6'3?

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why is it when I do sit-ups or crunches I barely feel like I’m exercising my abs at all? what are some other exercises I can do for abs, preferably with weights if possible? i just started trying to get /fit/ so forgive

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I'm meticulous about my calories and macros. Yesterday I looked pretty decent been cutting for a while. Lost a few lbs and inches off my waist. But then today I'm bloated and my weight went up. What does this? I've been taking diuretics and shit and never eat more than one meal a day in the morning for breakfast and still been making gains. I'm curious is it really water that gets sucked out to fill where fat was as some people say? Reminds me of pic related. Sometimes my gut pops out like a pregnant womans even though I haven't eaten or drank that day. And other times its shrunken in like a vacuum pose almost.

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/fit/ on a budget

I'm one of those people looks at the price per serving and shops around for the cheapest products in order to save the most money monthly.

In order to hopefully make this country better, I would like to create this thread and hopefully set off the millenial generation so they will be better than the Baby Boomers and get off of their video games and into shape.

I believe Hitler envisioned a youth uprising of aesthetic and physically fit young men and that is clearly what the jews hate.

so in order to f*** the system as hard as possible I dedicate this thread to getting aesthetic Physique in the most optimal and cheapest way possible.

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>2018

>he still doesn't have a home gym

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burpees are better than running or any other cardio exercise

prove me wrong

the most ive done consecutively is 50

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Okay, so this is a werid question, but I should definitely check on it.

My cum is different than it used to be.

Pic related. It ends up basically clumping up into a clear jelly after a bit.

Is that normal? Should I be worried about it? Is it a result of going high fat low carbs? Is it from finally being successful in not jacking off very often? What's up?

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How do I get this level of jaw?

My jawline was fucking awful before I started lifting. its improved greatly but its still not enough (also my chin is shit)

My grandma is japanese and I'm a quadgook so just keep genetics in mind.

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When I was getting into position to do dumbell presses, I felt a very hard pop in a tendon in my forearm and my forearm felt kinda tingly but I was able to finish my sets. However I called it a day just to be safe after that.

Is there any possibility that I could have actually snapped a tendon without pain? Or is it most likely just a random quirk of the body? I wasn't getting into position properly but the weight wasn't that heavy by the time it happened.

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Some sloot calls this a 3 year bodybuilding transformation. God I hate women.

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what happened to /fit/

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BAN ALL WOMEN FROM GYMS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xS-WBWeWgU

Look at this thottery. Big Z has 6pl8 on the bar and he's trying to psych himself up for this lift. He's worked hard all his life to get where he is. Then these stupid THOTS come in with their exhibitionist yoga pants bending over sticking their ass right in his face chatting and fucking around "teehee girls go to the gym too silly boys!" They will never experience hardship. They will coast through life getting everything they want because they have flesh holes to fuck. Look at them. She does like 2 sets of those "squats" what is that 30kg? Wow I'm so impressed. With the pussy pad too. You really lift sister. Women are just embarrassing and they should stay the fuck out of gyms where men are genuinely trying to work hard.

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Turning in your natty card

Over the last two years I've tried putting on weight to only end up fat again whilst changing my routine periodically and autisticly following both my diet and routine, now as a skinny fag who might be stronger than your average normie but still is weak as fuck, I've decided it might be worth it to turn in my natty card.

Of course, my decision isn't baseless, for one, you will never get big as a natty. You might look decent but never big.

Second, simply injecting yourself with a moderate dose of testosterone will make you bigger while doing nothing but eat than your natty self trying his best (Source: https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199607043350101)

Third, the number of my age might grow, but my test levels aren't. If I want to keep a healthy Testosterone level I'll be forced to inject myself.

Tl;DR Natty liftings benefits are very slim, injecting yourself after learning how to properly eat and lift is far more beneficial.

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I am steaknanas 2

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How can i get unaddicted to candy or just not be addicted to anything ever again.

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How's your leg workout going, lads?

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So, i did lots of PPL and got a nice body, but then university came hard into my ass and i lost everything. Now i finally have time to go back again, but i will not dab onto PPL again cause its just too demanding and my routine is going to get a lot crazyier next year. Im thinking about doing a 3 days split cause its likely the only thing i can sustain during next year. Im planning on doing the following, wich is fairly minimalist compared to my PPL, wich used to have like 12 exercises per day. What do you guys think?

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All about Hormones

Lets discuss everything general to hormones in this thread, feel free to post any insights and advice, male and female related. (afterall we need care for our females as well)

Just recently I've found about thyroid dysfunction, I knew how it could be a problem, but further looking into, how not only it affects your metabolism, but outright affects motivation and symptoms of ADHD. Heard one possible solution is zync intake.

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Frog mode

How can I get an alpha physique like this

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What tier is my face?

Incel, normie or barelly attractive tier?

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Meditation

Hey anons, do anyone around here practices meditation?

I wanted to share some experience, and keep this to motivate myself as well.

I've used to do some light meditation some long time ago, a practice that easily falls to the sideline.

And recently through some rough patches I've been feeling like nervous train wreck and I've felt the call to practice it once again.

tl;dr: meditation is about listening in to nothingness, shutting down that annoying little part of our consciousness that complains and bitches about everything, namely, anxiety, anger, fear.

So I'm gonna post some resources, as I've said these are mostly for myself, but feel free to take value, and to contribute in any way you can as well.

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Running Thread

Discuss running here.

How has your week been running so far?

Anything you do to help meet your expectations?

Have a running buddy?

Favorite places or times to run?

Use any music when running?

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Fat Burners

Medicinal,supplemental…etc

Experience, Resaults, Opinions, Comments thread

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Evian

Is this the best water on the market?

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I Cant Eat.

>Two eggs is enough to make me feel sick.

>Drink 6oz of milk with a half scoop of my protein shake (less than 15g protein) and i feel like throwing up.

>The only thing i can eat are beans because i grew up in mexico.

>Every day lunch is fresh beans and a fucking spoonful of meat

>Can barely make 2100 calories a day

>month ago weight 135lb been there since high school.

>I have been losing weight 130 now

>mfw

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JOB GET THREAD

The best way to stay healthier and live longer is with a job you enjoy. Post your tips here, I'll start.

Build your resume this way because Amanda Augustine said to:

Six pieces of information in six seconds:

- Name

- Current title and company

- Current position start and end dates

- Previous title and company

- Previous position start and end dates

- Education

Layout:

- Use proper punctuation and grammar

- Only include relevant information

- Top of page should be Six Pieces

- Competencies and areas of expertise below

- Include professional summary in lieu of objective

- One phone number, preferably cell

- One e-mail, preferably dedicated business e-mail

- Black-only text, one other easily readable color can be acceptable

- One page for entry-level

- Never more than two pages

- 1/2" or greater margins

- 13-16 font headers

- 10-12 font body

Do not:

- Include full mailing address

- Include photos

- Include and objective

- Include any "Referrals available upon request" clause

- Assume knowledge of logos

- Cram text or bullets

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5 day split

Hey bros, I'm looking for a new routine. I'm not a beginner, but my diet has fallen off the last couple months and I've lost a decent bit of gains. Does anyone have any 5 day recommendations?

I'm looking for size over strength at the moment.

The last routine I was doing was the 'Bulk with Buendia'

https://kupdf.net/download/bulk-with-buendia_5aa547fee2b6f5b94027efeb_pdf

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>I saw Tom Hardy one day on the street

>I told him before I dabbed and ran away

>you're a little guy

I don't get why short people are always trying to get buff

I'm 5'11 but anteiror pelvic tilt stole an inch from me

How can I get taller before its too late

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What happened to that one anon like a year ago that ate diatomaceous earth every day for a month?

Did he shit his guts out bloody? did it improve his health? Just curious, and I couldn't find the thread.

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>friend recently got doxxed and life ruined for hitting a girl (the bitch deserved it) as a kid

>Jew media will be hellbent On seeing you rot in prison even if it’s self defense

>It doesn’t matter if you were justified because of social outrage

>Sports guys need to take a dive so they will stay hired and their business intact

It’s all so tiresome, guys

It’s usually women who start the conflicts and it’s finished by men but how can I get away with it in current year? If I hit them too hard I might to some permanent damage

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beginner problem

I started lifting 2 days ago with stronglifts 5x5 but my upper legs are still too sore. I think I squatted too much. Should I still go tonight or go later when I'm less sore?

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6 weeks into my running program, im weezing after only a 10 min run, 3 minute walk, 10 minute run. What gives?

Do i have asthma? Im not in pain i just am weezing and spitting white mucus.

Hopefully in another month or two i will be going for an hour run 3 times weekly.

Pic is how to complete your proteins. In other words, its inefficient to just eat peas or whole grain bread. Combine them with beans or nuts and youll get your 9 essential amino acids

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HalfFit is a shithole

What are some good fitness sites

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Cardio and Heart Problems

Hey /fit/, I have problems with my heart with an unstable angina which could one day lead to a heart attack. I take aspirin for blood thinning and I was advised to do a lot of cardio. I don't know where to start in terms of intensity, reps or accompanying diet. I've never had a routine to stick to and never visited a gym. Any help?

>18 y/o

>5'4"

>100lbs

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I want to finally stop being skinny fat, /fit/. I'm going to get a gym membership tomorrow and start working out.

How do I start?

What's the best way to get rid of this shit?

How do I get Chad aesthetics?

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I'm going on a fast and I would like to hear /fit/ experiences as my stomach begins grumbling. Before anyone suggests, I get plenty of exercise. This is about control or my lack thereof when it comes to eating. I will be drinking water as I plan to continue exercising and don't want to get dehydrated. Other than that, I would like to hear tips and what warning signs to look for when I've gone too far.

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so i was discussing with my dad about how strong apes really are

i told him orangutans are from 5 to 8 times as strong the average human

>he said: maybe an average human…but not me

i was like wtf you are not some sort of powerlifter or whatever and your strenght is pretty average so how you think you can beat up an ape let alone a 200 lbs orangutan

he gave me a fierce look and told me, get with me in the car

i can tell he was some sort of mad but i didnt pay attention

i had no idea what the fuck was going on, i was like well we going to the grosery for some food it was 13 hs PM

he drove to the zoo

he told me, ok kid its time to teach you

we entered, paid the entrance but he walked fast to the orangutans zone, it was like he knew the zoo well because we got there fast

he asked the zookeeper how strong these orangutan were

the zookeeper said 5 to 8 times stronger the average human just what i said

my dad went mad and called him a fucking retard and that he was an useless piece of shit so my dad started to shout aloud he was able to beat the shit out of these dirty apes, people started getting nervous and shit got serious when he took his shirt off and the beer gut came out, he was built like the orangutan

hairy long skinny legs and arms with a gut, it was hilarious but he didnt stop

he was about to jump over the orangutan land untill the guards saw him and came over to stop him

he kept saying there is no fucking way that ape was stronger than him, he went full schizo untill the cops came

they gave him a tranquilizer and he fell asleep

the cop asked me if i told him about the orangutan strenght or something of course i said not

he told me that people over 50 year old get insecure when they get to know apes are stronger than them and want to fight monkeys at any cost

apparently the same week a gibbon grabbed the hair of a 70 year old vietnam veteran and the man peed himself

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I'm gaining weight not lean weight but fat. But first let me say I eat one meal a day chicken and vegetables 1000 calories worth usually. I dont drink any alcohol or sugary beverages. I hardly drink any water as well. I work a hard labor job, do 30 mins of cardio everyday, and lift weights full body about 4-5x a week either after work or before. My waist gained 3 inches in a week and I gained 5 lbs. I'm not constipated. Could it be my thyroid all fucked or what? If this continues I may not eat again. Pic unrelated . Wtf is happening

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I'm gaining weight not lean weight but fat. But first let me say I eat one meal a day chicken and vegetables 1000 calories worth usually. I dont drink any alcohol or sugary beverages. I hardly drink any water as well. I work a hard labor job, do 30 mins of cardio everyday, and lift weights full body about 4-5x a week either after work or before. My waist gained 3 inches in a week and I gained 5 lbs. I'm not constipated. Could it be my thyroid all fucked or what? If this continues I may not eat again. Pic unrelated . Wtf is happening

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Are testosterone pills worth it or as good as butt injection ones?

I saw these for 10$ at walmart and dont know if test needles are legal/available for recreational use

t. NattyCuck

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DOMS Delayed Onset Muscular Soreness

Lets talk about that.

I specifically have terrible doms pain right in that area from pic related, from biceps/forearm curls, even just after a couple of months of not training.

Shit goes so bad it feels I can't move them at all, like wearing those broken arm supports.

Any tips hints or insights on how to deal with them?

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RUNNING IS THE BEST EXERCISE

Prove me wrong, haha!

Pro tip: you can't.

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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

http://boards.4channel.org/fit/thread/48521826#p48521847

The future is female, nazis!

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>Be me

>6'1/2

>Posture gets shitty

>get anterior pelvic tilt

>get shorter

>didn't care about height until /fit/ memes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can I fix this with a foam roller, guys?

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I did a cycle of tren and test and got hugely fat before I was average build. Wtf? Now I have to basically not eat any food until I get lean.

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Motivational videos/audio

Any good motivational videos out there you Anons appreciate that don't have Niggers smacking their lips going on and on about playing ball and running like it's some sort of fucking achievement? Every video these days is Jiggaboos fumbling their words, repeating themselves over and over trying to sound eloquent and profound by taking their best crack at the english language.

>"Yuh see wha happpen wuz, I haid an uhpifamee. I sed NAH! I'ma run and show all yall Im speshiw! I got up at 6am and throo dat bahwl all damn day!"

Get the fuck outta here

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Do you prefer vertical or horizontal dumbbell racks?

What are the pros and cons of each?

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Being nice to one-another

I made this thread just to tell you that you're gonna make it. You are strong enough, you can do it, anon. I believe in you.

No matter what it is, whatever your /fit/nisical goals are, I believe you can do it, even if you don't. Do not listen to the naysayers, fuck, don't even listen to me. Listen to the voice in the back of your brain, begging you to finish one more rep, to be the best you can be.

I love you, /fit/nigs

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New board

I made a new board about martial arts come over if your interested. Also since I'm shilling my board let's make this a martial art thread. Post different types of martial arts.

>>>/martialart/

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Is cricket meat based?

>Can be farmed easily and cheaply

>Tastes like shrimp/crab

>Has turkesterone

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How do I chinmaxx?

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Good feels thread

Finally benched 200 lbs for 10 reps.

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I'm so sick of the girls can lift too silly bois stop liking what I like we already ruined movies, video games, comics etc for you and lowered standards for combat trades so you can be as strong as bois

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this is what fat people look like

this is what fat people look like to me i might be high right now

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Can you beat her in a fight?

Sorry /fit/, just admit you're inferior to this strong and independent woman

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Poorfag here

I want to make a home gym and I make a homemade lat pulldown with resistance bands, got pic related for 20$, and one 25lb dumbbell

Planning on making my own bench soon and a homemade bar+plates but how

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>what's the matter fit.

>you cant lift more than this jucing tranny who does sumo DLs?

BTFO incel unlocked lol

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Rest in peace /fit/

2003-2018

Cause of death: Immigrants from reddit, tumblr, and r9k

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Lazy Eater

How do I stop being a lazy eater? I work out consistently, but eating is such a chore.

>eat big meal

>have to do it again every couple of hours for the rest of my life

Honestly how do people even get fat? I get hungry too, but Jesus how do people stuff so much food in their fucking faces with such ease?

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Are you fit enough for the leaf special forces phaggot?

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>heh, hey fit, you can lift more than this 'girl' who's been eating anvar like candy and injecting testosterone for five years?

>No, heheh

>Takes victory soylent/tyrone cum latte swig

>Anything a man can do a woman can do better!

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>monkey fight spam

>neck nigger

>fat dyels shilling for instaroid thots they jack off and give their money to for drugs/testosterone

>ape mode

>balding and height threads daily

>eat bugs for protein

So when is this gonna become 8channel full of useless subhuman dyels like half fit

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female """"""""""""""powerlifters""""""""""""""

why would a woman want to ruin her body to bench lmao 1pl8?

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/k/ here, I want to die but I'm not beta pussy enough to soupacide

So, I'm gonna move to Chernobyl and play the S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 beta

I'm not gonna ask about gun laws because that was on /k/

Here I want to know about good workouts to help me survive the zone, fuck ukie whores and collect artifacts

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When did half /fit/ get so fucking bad?

R9Kike incels, tumblr feminists, and r*dditors have been fucking that board up making it worse than r/fitness at this point. Its why 8chan is splitting.

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>CTRL

>No supplements thread

I got B12, D3, Zinc, and Magnesium. I'm gonna get ashwaganda soon because its a god tier vitamin

>It Can Reduce Blood Sugar Levels. …

>It Has Anti-Cancer Properties. …

>It Can Reduce Cortisol Levels. …

>It May Help Reduce Stress and Anxiety. …

>It May Reduce Symptoms of Depression. …

>It Can Boost Testosterone and Increase Fertility in Men.

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Pubes

I find that if I just let my pubes go nuts and don't trim them I end up randomly having them get yanked by my clothing while exercising. At the same time I learned the hard way when I was 14-15 that shaving them results in itchy genital Armageddon. But even just trimming them results in a fair bit of itching. Is there anything I can do except waxing? I'd really prefer not to resort to that.

Couldn't think of anywhere more appropriate to post this since /fit/ is basically men's health+autism.

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>I can't beat my little brother so I need to take steroids

>Posts a steroid tranny from earlier's brigade post

>Also allegedly a w*man

What is it with thots and juicing? Is making women masculine part of (((their))) agenda along with feminine men?

The thing about thots is they have no jobs and more time to train yet these faggots are pussies and almost always take gear, the best part is the only people they can brag to are non juicers and then their ego skyrockets, and after the roid avoider is peer pressured into juicing he'll be able to lift twice as much as her.

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How do i obtain leafmode

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What does fit think about VR fitness?

Its a good way to get gamers into working out or make them interesting at least.

There are stories about people losing weight using VR but I was thinking about muscle training

Maybe weighted gloves, somehow sticking a dumbbell on each controller, or full body workout games. It was in Black Mirror and its already happening

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Hair style thread

What are some /fit/-approved hair styles? Is anyone here going for the Samson look?

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Muscular women

What do you think of muscular women? Do you find them sexually attractive?

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A wild /fit/izen appears !

I did it /Fit/, I finally subscribe at my local gym. I'm probably gonna spend every last buck I own in stuff like new shorts and water bottles. There is a sport energy drink dispenser but I don't know what it worth, I've never been into that kind of drink.

In fact, I've never been much into sport until lately when I start exercised alone. I don't know shit about musculation and sport routine in general, if you have a tip for me, feel free to tell it. I will look at it.

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.

Fuck /fit/ i realized how weak i am now

pls i ask for your guidance

help me become >FIT

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Redpill me on (((krav maga)))

Is it good for self defense (actual KM used to beat the shit out of palastinians) not the mcdojo lessons

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itt qt girls who are not too muscular

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ashwagandha

Has anyone here tried the stuff?

Allegedly it boosts test, muscle growth, and height

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tfw I'm becoming Chad

I began my serious training almost a year ago. My dad contacted me with a fitness teacher. He's excellent. Taught me everything I need to know about nutrition, good practices and of course he guides me in the gym.

Now I'm facing a sort of new reality: everything that I was hoping for, but at the same time didn't think would happen, is happening.

I'll start with what my teacher told me. He said oyu're gonna forgete about that bad knee. Which came true, I'm already lifting pretty much the double of my weight in the leg press. That was my goal. The pain, the cracking… gone. Just a minor hint of disconfort on rare ocations. But that's it. I can run again. No problem.

He said also that I'd get the "six pack" abs. I thought "yeah, right. I was always a fatty in the stomach, even when I was leaner". Well, I'm not quite there yet but I can see it forming and every week I notice more definition in the abs. I can touch my stomach and feel the rounded shape of the abs. It's almost a scary feeling.

Then, there's the things that were promised by my "online research" here in /fit/ and in other places. The most important is the face. Oh fuck the face. If only every man knew. I look so fucking different. I can see my adams apple, I can see my neck is much thinner and nicer, then my jaw is so much more defined. The jaw is such a big difference. My cheekbones appeared out of nowwhere and just basically I have a many face now. The only thing that ruins it a bit is my scars from acne I had as a teen. Still, it's such a massive improvement. It was exactly like those before and after pics suggested.

It comes down to baby fat. I wasn't fat, I mean maybe I was. "Chubby" or whatever. Since I'm tall, I didn't look that chubby, but the fat was there. I was hitting 100kg, now I weight 78kg.

In my training, I build muscle as I lost fat. I went through a bit of a skinny face, it didn't last long tho.

My body now is lean and muscular. Baby fat is fading. I don't have huge muscles, those who are tall will understand that our muscles don't look the same. However, next year I'll probably pack some serious heat if I keep going this way.

I was also able to quit porn and fap less. Now I been fapping once a week for about a month.

I got more confidence, got friends and now I'm thinking of getting a gf. A year ago I was a loner, I never called myself "incel" or any faggy name but I was just that: alone in my room playing vidya or doing whatever.

My testosterone levels are probably higher. I'll ask my trainer about that. I want to start approaching girls, but I have my doubts as to what to do for religious reasons.

Anyways, sorry for the wall of text but if there's anyone out there that thinks they can't make it, I can tell you now that if you put in the effort, it'll happen. Unless you're too ulgy or short, but even then I've seen ugly guys that with a gym body look ok and have more confidence at least.

As for me, I wonder if you guys that have been through this path have any advice on how to deal with all these changes.

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is ss really a meme?

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Its hard to have high testosterone. I'm always angry, even when I dont show it. When people talk to me I dont respond.

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going back to DYEL status

so i'm not gonna make it brahs

got a doctors appointment next tuesday that i'm pretty sure is gonna diagnose me with knee ligament/joint damage (bad squat form, my fault) shoulder joint damage (dislocated it ~2 years ago, it never recovered, hurts bad when I bench but I've been ignoring it) and elbow tendonitis (too much stress on elbow during bench and pushups cause of shit shoulder which i've also ignored to the point where it now hurts all day)

so that's prob gonna be the end of me lifting for N months and i'm gonna lose what little gains I've gotten. i was never going to be big but at least I departed (in my own mind) from KYS tier DYEL status. i've never been fit in my life but at least I was at a stage where I had some pride looking at myself in the mirror, now that's gonna go too.

any advice on how to deal with this from other anons with injuries?

TLDR; injured, gonna lose gains, how not kill self?

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ITT post your:

-age (32)

-height (6ft)

-weight (191lbs)

-bench (295)

-squat (325)

-dead lift (390)

-overhead press (165)

-incline press (250)

-front squat (235)

-power clean (220)

-close grip bench (235)

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What do you do when you just don't feel like going to the gym

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Intestinal Parasites

Does feeling like I'm going to vomit and having nausea when I take a dose of raw garlic make me really have Intestinal parasites?

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This guy on reddit claims he just did some pull ups, push ups and other bodyweight exercises for years.

Can u develop a top tier body with just basic calisthenics progressions?

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>2018

>Not having your own personal bug farm for gainz

>Cheapest livestock to farm w/o greenhouse gasses

>Easy to feed, cook and harvest

Why haven't you taken the bugpill yet anon?

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Cycling

who here /cycling/?

Is it a great way to get sikkk leg gains/muscle tone while getting good cardio at the same time? Or is it a meme and running a better alternative?

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'Mom science' / 'family science'

Share stories how your mom/family gave you bad fitness advice trough badly informed opinions and outdated fitness myths.

>Kept hearing trough my entire youth about 'starvation mode' and how one should try to eat four meals a day.

>My father, who is a fat fuck, has had a gym membership for almost 10 years and has nearly zero progress. Nearly all he does is cardio, plus maybe a few dumbbell curls afterwards.

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Help with sugar and caffeine addiction

I've been fed sugar and caffeine since birth, 41 years. I have been trying my best to break the addiction, especially from refined sugar, AKA table sugar.

I have problems with acute migraines, in my doctors terms. Caffeine and sugar seem to help eliminate them. My problem, beside feeling sick at my stomach, is my migraines come back worse than ever when I give these two things up. Within a week, I'm back to consuming caffeine and sugar in large amounts. I don't know the amount of caffeine, but I am ingesting 3 to 5 full cups a day of sugar through food and mostly drinks. Southern sweet ice tea is my addiction. I can go through 1 to 1.5 gallons a day. Along with little packets of sweet candy.

Any tips or advice to help get off this stuff before it makes my health worse? My doctor only wants to give me seriously powerful addictive drugs for my migraines. I don't want that. I'm 12.5 years sober from a very long dependency of alcohol.

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>that 30 year old boomer at the gym thinking he's gonna make it one day

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Really now?

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Poorfag here, I want to build a homemade gym in my forrest property, does anyone here build their own equipment and how can I improvise with trees? Also what about supplements from wallmart? I got B12, Zinc, Omega 3, and D3. What else should I get? /Fit/ approved snacks (redpill me on superfoods) like pic related

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Will girls want to have sex with me if i lose weight and get buff?

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Guys, never eat uncooked eggs!

Or you turn insane and abuse your mutt-gf

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/fit/ Approved anime?

Grappler Baki, Fist of the North Star, Hajime No Ippo seem /fit/ approved. Not going to mention Dragon Ball Z because every pleb knows about that one.

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Nofap benefits.

These are the shit I've personally have experience after doing nofap.

>Music sounds more angelical, better

>Less brain fog

>More motivation

>More energy

>More testosterone

>Voice become deeper

>People are friendlier

>Porn becomes disgusting, repetitive and boring

>Hair becomes darker and stronger

>Baldness recede

>Horniness dissapear

>Better social skills

>Social Anxiety dissapears

>Better eye vission range

>Don't smell like a beta

>Don't behave like a beta

>Become more right wing

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NoFap 2018

Have you taken the nofap redpill yet, /fit/?

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What are some good supplements at walmart? The 3$ chinese creatine is shitty and clumpy but their supplements are decent.

Also does anyone have experience with pic related ?

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treadpill me on treadmills /fit/

what should I look for in a good treadmill and treadmill brands? Family was trying to talk me into nordictrac until we read the return policy, and their fucking (((10% restocking + shipping taken from your refund))) bullshit. So far, I've been eyeing Precor and Sole as my choice of brands.

inb4

<Just walk outside fgt.

I have my reasons why I wouldn't want to walk outside when the weather is dogshit, especially when it's raining again, or if the clouds are puking a stream of cold white garbage. pic related solely for the sake of topic.

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Balancing College life and Fitness

Hi /fit/

>inb4 lurk moar

I’m a college student, 2nd year, and need some help balancing my student life and excercise. My classes end at 4pm everyday, after which I usually do homework until about 8pm. My dilemma should be clear- I don’t have time to exercise in a regular capacity everyday. Hell, I don’t even have a routine.

Does /fit/ have any suggestions?

T. Hanks

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Because of a free gym offered by school I started lifting about 5 weeks ago and just about everything I did made me feel sore (I like feeling sore) and it was really nice, but now workouts don't make more sore anymore. I've tried varying things up a lot and working stuff to the point that I can lift a much smaller portion than what I was able to when I started the workout. Pls help me get the soreness/doms back I really liked it.

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Should Tobacco & alcohol tax be used to subsidize supplement use such as fish pills, multi vitamin, creatine,and Protein powder?

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So I have been doing a couple of beginner routines for a long ass time (2 years +). I quit and restarted a couple of times for various reasons and my diet is still crap. I'm still weak as shit because of said diet but I am in the process of cleaning it up.

What I need is a routine that I can do indefinitely 3 times a week. Priorities are health>aesthetics>strength. I intend to go to the gym 3 times a week, do cardio once and practice some kind of boxing 2 times a week.

So any suggestions? What are some good full body intermediate routines 3 times a week (maybe 4 but that is really stretching it)?

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Does incline bench press work lateral deltoids? If so at what angle? Also post good nutritional books

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Be honest with me, /fit/, I am now 28 years old, weighting almost 280 pounds at 5'10.

Is there any hope left?

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Wallpaper Thread

For inspiration

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why is it so hard to make gainz ? i'v been working out for almost a year now and i barely gained 5lbs

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Help

Is there a full body weight program that does not use crunches, sit ups, or anything similar, in that they cause contact over the lower back to the floor.?

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rate my gay ass face

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Building a Home Gym

Where can I get them weights?

inb4: get used weights from craiglist

first check my flag, and asking specifically for Brazil, but feel welcome to provide info for other places as well

but I want to get them used cheaper useful weights, probably stuff left over from when gyms get new stuff

second it needs to be something I can deal locally, weights should be rather cheaper but mail costs with all that weight would definitely not

Next, what is the necessary equipment?

I would say, tarps for lying down, and bars for pull ups, and if you really must, a bench and adjustable rest for bars

Scooby did a useful video not long ago

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Good Hot Drinks

I am a perpetually cold person, to the point where I need to wear blankets around the house. My productivity is directly proportional to whether or not I have a hot cup of ____ to hold on to. Problem is, all the hot drinks are unhealthy.

>Hot Alcohol (mead, etc.) - bad b/c alcohol

>Hot Chocolate - bad b/c fat

>Hot Tea/Coffee - bad b/c caffeine

What holy, ephemeral drink can quench my thirst without quenching my vitals?

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Rowing and /HIP DRAHVE!/

Okay lads, so I recently joined the rowing team at my university.

They just had us go through a round of elimination for new guys again (a test on the erg) and if anything I don't like my numbers.

My split is decent-ish, I was well on the safe side of the men's team but by far relative to my height and weight I should've been pushing with more power.

In short, I am not putting enough HIP DRIVE into every stroke as I should be, and that's not because I don't want to. But my body hasn't figured out how to do it, I can't utilize my legs as I should be.

So, does anyone have tips on how to push through the legs on the erg? Any tips or exercises and drills. How to push for maximum hip drive on the erg and in the shell.

My background doing powerlifting just doing SL and I stopped long ago hasn't helped me much

Also rowing general /thread/, ask questions, help others, 'mire splits.

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I have recently become burdened with life-changing purpose. I require the physical strength to thrust my extended fingers through a lesser man's ribcage, and tear him in half like Captain America did to that log, and I require it yesterday.

Give me the most hardcore program possible that will turn me into a freakish killing machine in the least amount of time. My rage is such that I can work through any pain less than crippling agony. Nothing is off the table, I'll take drugs and steroids and whatever else. Long term side effects are a non-issue because if I don't die in battle, my life will be forfeit anyway and I'll just kill myself. I only need to survive long enough to accomplish my mission.

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Strong and muscular upper bodies

I’m not gay, but a strong muscular upper body turns me on so much

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I love drinking skim milk. However, I was reading a lot of studies that said 3 glasses of milk or more a day is bad for your health. This sucks. I switched from diet soda to skim milk for the health reasons and now I can't even suckle on a teat anymore without getting cancer and heart problems etc. And I fucking hate water it tastes like shit.

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Palm oil thread

Does it actually cause cancer or is it a memespiracy?

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/fit/get spinners

I just bought this thing for 25$

ITT Post good cheap small workout tools or recent acquisitions

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How do you do it /fit/? I only did 2 out of 5 exercises I usually do today and only did about half the reps for borh before the pain got so bad I had to leave.

>Inb4 overload the bar with so much weight the pain in your muscles overloads the pain in youe head.

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God-tier protein sources

What is your main protein source?

For me its

>Lowfat Quark

>Cheap as fuck

>Tastes acceptable even if eaten pure, add 20g of muesli and you've got something even a sane person would eat

<Diary

<Slowly realize lactose intolerance might be the reason for my bacne and slight acne

>Turkey breast

>Tastes much better than chicken breast, relatively cheap for meat

>Nothing bad to say about it

auxiliaries:

>peanuts, peanut butter

>sesame paste

I eat about 1 to 1.5kg lowfat quark a day, thats 2.2 to 3.3lbs in burger units, and want to replace it with some non-diary protein at least to try it out. What can you recommend? Im considering Tuna but the smell and taste is really horrible at least in raw form, and i don't want to slowly turn retarded from mercury poisoning.

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Diet rate thread

Post your diet and other anons rate it and give advice

This is more or less what my diet looks like. Some bread, a pack of sweets, and some vegetables.

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high test thread

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how do I get this kind of body? more so in the video than pic-related

http://www.xvideos.com/video6523425/alexis_is_a_latina_whore

this guy's name is Billy Glide. I was watching porn and stumbled across this video and was like, "damn, that dude has an awesome body. I want to look like that."

How long would would it take and what kind of working out can give you this physique? Would doing compound resistance exercises every other day get you anywhere close to this dude's body?

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Konmari - Get your shit together and feel better

> “The point is, you need to distinguish between what honestly moves you and what the world is telling you should melt your heart. If something doesn’t reach you on a personal level, let it go. It’s hard enough dealing with everything that does.”

> Judi Culbertson, The Clutter Cure: Three Steps to Letting Go of Stuff, Organizing Your Space, & Creating the Home of Your Dreams

> "The things you own… end up owning you."

> Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

A few years ago I had a fire lit under my ass and decided to Get Better At Life. I started down the road of lifting, eating better, getting smarter, and improving my living environment/reducing clutter/being less materialistic. There's shit tons of infographics for lifting, eating, and more reading lists than you could consume in a lifetime. I could not, however, find a useful method for sorting my room/house/desk/clothes out. "Cleaning" was often no more than vacuuming and shifting junk from one area to another. I struggled with this aspect because my approach felt like this:

1. Desire to improve my living area

2. ???

3. ????

4. Finished!

I never improved this aspect of my life much because I couldn't figure out how to get to the finish line - we've all seen pictures of great places to live but the gulf between reality and that endpoint was a tough nut to crack.

Ironically I found the answer I was looking for in a buddy's messy desk - a small book titled: _Spark Joy: The life-changing magic of tidying up_. It's a straightforward system that has two actions:

1. Keep the items that spark joy in your life and discard the rest.

2. How to organize/store/display your items/clothing/stuff.

I'm going to try and explain the system in the next few posts. I'm writing this on the fly so you'll have to forgive the pacing.

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Skinny-fat or Skinny-fucked

How many Skinny-fats could recover and become actually big?

In other words, how many Skinny-fats are just genetic trash and have terrible hormonal levels?

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I work 12-16 hour shifts at a labor job. Two days a week off then I do two full body workouts. Get no time for cardio or any energy for bodyweight before or after work. I'm not eating the best. How fucked am I for gains? Prior to this worked out straight 4-5 days a week.

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Current body thread

Rate my arms

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how do I into trap ascetics

There was a thread on here years ago that went into detail but that thread is long gone.

Basically im a fatass 5'7 175lb and I want to get into trap ascetics so i can dress as qt girl.

What would be a good way to begin losing fat while not gaining a ton of muscle. I want nice ass fat with nice legs and little face fat. pls help me fit

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https://gravitus.com/blog/ufpwrlifter-path-to-410lb-bench-press/

So this guy right here…

How is this possible that he's stayed at 150 lbs with a 395 lb bench? Wouldn't his weights stop because he isn't gaining anyweight? That's an assload of weight for such a small frame?

I always thought that the weights you lift won't go up unless you eat accordingly and then if the weights go up then you will naturally get bigger. How can he be lifting so much while being so small? I'm just very confused

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Insane Progression Vlog - Day 14 - Motivation

Latest video

I'm not him btw

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War SOON

Are you ready for the great Human / Underground Reptilian war? We have to take the fight to them (their inner earth lairs), and develop our mental (energetic) abilities in order to stand a chance of survival.

You'll be miles and miles below the surface in pitch blackness, when you'll first encounter a humanoid reptile with the strength of a horse and the ability to mind rape all but the most powerful of humans. Will you crack under the pressure?

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Push ups problems

how can i do push ups naked without having my dick touch the floor ? its not hygenic.

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How did you get into working out?

What was that final drive that made you start going to the gym on a regular basis?

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Getting slimmer thighs?

Hey, /fit/. I've recently lost some weight, and I'm pretty happy about it, but I still have some thigh fat left. Is there any way I can get rid of it without building up a muscle mass? I'd like them to be really thin. Thanks.

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should i lift ?

after few days of pain i'v been diagnosed with a gastric ulcer.

i'll have to take antibiotics, for a while, and no whey, also limit my protein and fast sugar intake for a while to let my stomac recover.

my question is, should i keep lifting ? wouldn't that do more harm then good considering i don't eat enought calories anymore.

wouldn't my muscles melt faster then not lifting at all ?

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/Meals General/ MG

What have you been eating, anon?

Also, other than soi and high fructose corn syrup, what other things in food should I avoid?

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How do I get a gf like Strive4Gre4tness?

I like how pale she is.

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The anti white bias is getting absurd

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How do i get roids?

How do I get roids?

Or make them?

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Footwork

How do you guys train your foot work? I haven't done any footwork training since high school and am looking into getting back into it. I use to have mini hurtles that I would jump through in a bunch of awkward patterns, and it really made a difference. When I first started I was just tripping over myself and constantly stepping on the hurtles, but by senior year I could do all the normal stuff easily.

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for training principles,

take days off, I've experimented with days off, train for as much that your

body gets into it or that you have already regularly trained take two days

off, me personally I'd gain maybe two lbs, take two days off once every week or switch it to two weeks & two days off,

switch up your routine as in regular body building routines for a month

then for a month do power training, day one dead lifts 5x5, day two

incline bench 5x5, day three squats 5x5, I've had success with this,

then go back to body building, etc,

Arnold Swiggleniggles principle, shock the system,

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Let’s talk about “functional strength”

Is “functional strength” a meme, or is there something to it? Sounds like a buzz word to me.

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>tfw under 18.5 BMI

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Bulking and roids

I wanted a bit of input from the experts on this board on the subject. I recently got hold of some roids and I'm gonna complete this cycle:

>week 1-12: 400mg/week Test P.

>week 1-6: 50mg/day dbol

>week 13-15: nothing

>week 16-17 (PCT): 40mg/day Nolvadex

>week 18-19 (PCT): 20mg/day Nolvadex

I have Arimidex on-hand, in case some sides should start showing up, and I am also getting my blood work done on Monday.

I am currently using pic rel as my workout routine and I am very satisfied with it, but I feel the sessions are too short; I would like to have sessions that last about 1~1.25hr.

I am currently bulking so, as far as food goes, I am eating 3300 kcal a day (26% fats, 50% carbs, 24% prots).

My questions are:

>when I start the cycle, should I increase the calorie-intake? If yes, what ratios should I go for?

>can someone post their routine or give me tips for bulking on roids?

>is it okay to do HIIT and IF when bulking on roids?

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ITT: little things you notice that remind you that you're making progress

>short sleeves become a tight fit

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Why is Crossfit shit?

Simple question, keep seeing it pop up here but don't know why. I want to know because I think I'm finally ready to hit a local gym (that just so happens to be crossfit) instead of doing really basic stuff like pushups at home

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Tips on OLY lifting

I’m aspiring to be an Oympic-style weightlifter, but I’m too broke to afford an OLY coach. Any tips, diet advice, and programs would be nice.

My gym has an Olympic platform with bumper plates and all. I can only do a 70 pound (32kg) snatch and a 90 pound (42kg) clean & jerk. I just try to imitate what I see other weightlifters doing, but they are probably making it look easier than it really is.

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>literally od's from a cocktail of cutters and roids

>/fit/ worships him as some kind of god

Proves that board isn't about living healthy, it's about looking good.

At this point why not just be pro-plastic surgery? Taking roids is the equivalent of getting silicone implant abs, you people are disgusting.

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Can I come back from yellow teeth?

Is it actually possible? I've been paying more attention to my teeth recently and i've noticed that they've stayed yellow no matter how much I floss or brush.

Have I done irreparable damage? Or is this just one of those things that just takes time to achieve?

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Drunk Gains

Just turned 21 and I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. 5'9" 240 lb /fat/boy wants to be /fit/. Trying to make gains but still eat like shit. Planning to post everyday. Only temples to worship the gods of iron is a local park and Planet Fitness. Will be posting my photos of workouts, shitty eating habits, and drinks of the day. You guys will be posting workouts to make me wanna kill myself. Pics related. No vids until a go-pro is acquired. Advice and ridicule gladly accepted.

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Ridiculously effective easy workouts.

This is my routine.

>Cook ramen

>Download anime

>Watch anime

>Every ten minutes, do x pushups.

>Do for two hours

X is determined by 5+what x was yesterday

After the first few sets, I drop it down by ten.

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Martial arts at home

Sup sup, I've been wanting to train boxing/bjj/muay thai but there's not a gym in the hell hole of a ranch that I have for home. Do any of you train martial arts at home? I´ve tried some jewtube vids but none of them are any good.

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Hey /fit/ can I get into shape by just doing bodyweight exercises and cardio? Would I be able to build muscle strength?

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>>the only reason I work out is to get pussy, stay psychically fit and healthy, look good and be ready to kill someone if it ever comes to that

Are these the right motivations to get /fit/ or am I misguided? Why do you get /fit/ for /fit/?

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Becoming an asshole/ego from lifting

Lately I've been working out harder and being more serious about eating enough to get gains etc and I've noticed that my mindset has become more aggressive. I smile less, have more negative thoughts about other people and am more outspoken about things that annoy me etc. In some ways those are good traits, not taking shit from any one, being upfront about things that annoy you rather than a passive agressive beta etc, but overall I don't think that my personality has "developed" in a good direction. Overall I'm usually a positive, extroverted guy that makes friends easily and people complement my good vibe/energy/positivity. Now I often feel like I'm on coke, just full of my self, an unwarranted sense of being above others around me, I'm more introverted etc.

Is this just a normal effect of testo levels rising? Will it level out over time, or should I do some psychedelics or something to confront my ego? I dont use roids or anything for the record.

I experienced a similar phenomenon last year as well when I became more stringent about my diet and went harder at the gym. My mindset became more negative, ie putting down others in my mind who I percieved to be below my status, I felt entitled to women and would feel pissed off etc when rejected rather than not making a big deal out of it. Then I started caring less about gains and more about my happiness, ate more crap etc (I've a fast metabolism) and I became happier, more sociable, made more friends again etc without really going out of shape in any way as I originally feared would happen.

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Motivation

> niggers got it easy because of genetics edition

are you training hard enough?

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feels thread

>mfw i have nobody to train with

>nobody mirin my gains

>all my nights end alone

why do i want to make it?

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I think I am going to die.

I've never done any exercise.

Sometimes when I'm a bunch of hours at the PC and suddenly I get up (like going to the bathroom) I feel like dizzy, my head feels like exploding, there's a few seconds blackout and It all last a few seconds.

Today I helped moved a furniture, I was sweaty, feel like shit, feel dizzy and overall It was unpleasant.

Am I going to die?

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Friend

Friend says he's going to get absolutely massive using these "Steroids"

" I ordered the following…

"Secretagogue"-HGH by MHP Labs.

"Brutal 4ce" by (the now defunct) BlackStone Labs

"Anogenin" by Blackstone

Dust V2-PreWorkout also by BlackStone (god knows what in this pre-workout)

I don't know if it's Oral Steroids exactly but it is definitely a androgin precursor or something of that line."

What are these and are they even worth the money he's spending on them? They're apparently all oral so right off the bat I don't even think they could serve any purpose.

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How strong are untrained, average adult males? Let's exclude hungry skeletons and take 5x5 for the example. My guess it's around 50 kg bench press with 80 kg snatch deadlift.

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Nosugar

So I've been thinking about finally cutting out sugar. Any of you /nosugar/? What are some of the benefits I can expect?

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Is Valter Longo's advice legit?

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I'm on a SARMs cycle of mk 677, rad 140 and cardarine. I burn 500+ calories a night on the elipitical, do push ups, sit ups, chins and full body compound lifts 3x a week and have a labour job. I also eating at a calorie deficit that is suppose to let me burn 2 lbs a week.

How fast until I get down to say 12% bodufat? Sitting at 18% now. I got a V taper and 16 inch biceps. Wanna burn off the chest and gut fat to look aesthetic. My lifts are all intermediate.

What else can I do? I eat my lean mass in protein a day.

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I'm positive that sagging jowls is from some

sort of nerve damage & or B vitamin deficiency,

aka, once the nerves start dieing that the tension

in your face gets lost, that lack of supportive nerves

is why the jowls sag,

I think I see this in my face, btw I've got really

bad nerve damage from colozapine,

lack of healthy nerves in your face conduits

the sagging jowls,

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What will happen as I lose weight? I know blood pressure is supposed to go down (and it has), what else?

I started at 270lbs and I’m at 200lbs now. I feel a lot better but will I feel happy when I reach 160lbs? I’m willing to go as low as possible to fix my acne and body image problems.

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Hey /fit/ im new to exercise and im feeling thigh pain is this normal how long should I take a break for or do I exercise through the pain? It hurts getting up and down. Im 22 and 5'11 and 141.1 pounds. This is my routine: 20 push ups, 20 sit ups, 20 squats.

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/fit/ comics, memes, and OC

Starting with Sir New Years 2018 comic

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Pufa

Hey, anon. *insert pufa that you are eating* is actually bad for you

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Hair

I have dander. What do?

>in b4 shampoo faggots

I don't shower and neither should you. I'd like to hear if any of you guys have any hair tips or natural remedies.

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Guys what the fuck do you do about protein farts? I'm trying to bulk right now and the farts I get are insane. I find myself constantly holding in farts to the point where my stomach hurts. To give you an example of what I eat; today for breakfast I had 6 (usually have around 4) scrambled eggs and 4 slices (usually have 2) of wholegrain toast. For lunch I had a yogurt ( I eat these everyday) and some fruit. Dinner I had some fish, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots and potatoes with a litre of milk. Roughly 3000 calories in total. I also take a probiotic supplement everyday. I don't even take any protein powders or anything.

Anyone else deal with this shit? I'm worried I might have IBS or something. My room fucking stinks and I have to spray air freshener all the time. It causes serious stress and anxiety for me because I'm always worried about how I smell and I always think I stink but I just can't smell myself.

I tried charcoal capsules but they did nothing. I can't fucking live like this. I envy those fat fucks who can permabulk with no problems.

help me. I just want to get fucking big and strong. Also, this only happens when I'm bulking. If I just eat whatever I feel like I don't have this problem. This makes me want to quit lifting.

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Please rate my newfag-tier workout.

-10 bench press

-10 apertures

-10 dealift

-10 rows

-10 squats

-10 military press

-8 side openings

-15 shrugs

-5 triceps press behind the neck

-10 curls

I use 16 kg for each hand and I do this set 3 times total. Anything you can tell me about this? What's bad and what's good? Will I become strong? I'm not seeking aesthetics, but raw strength and some stamina so I don't need to stop and breath every 5 reps.

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Are food supplements (whey) a meme?

I was watching a video on jewtube few weeks ago and the guy made a valid point.

he said the the period we grow the most is between 0 and 3 years and during that time we only drink milk which is on 3,4% proteins.

are food supplements just a marketing meme?

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Is it possible to do a bench press without a bench?

There is no mention of this in the sticky.

I don't own anything that could be used as a bench.

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Me irl

Fuck my tight Heterosexual gay asshole

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Deadlift technique/form

Should I clench my shoulder blades when doing deadlifts? Should I keep them clenched throughout the whole movement (up and down)?

>pic unrelated

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Crippling DOMS

I don't even want to rock onto my side in bed. I'm phoneposting this OP because the alternative is to stand up and walk across the house, which sounds as desired as a root canal. I've always had bad DOMS, but missing a week's worth of workouts seems to have brought them back at full intensity. Just a week. I thought they were supposed to only come back if you completely let yourself go.

How do I prevent or treat this shit? I'm supposed to work out again today and I don't even want to stand up.

Image for comparable amounts of pain, but to the soul instead of the body.

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Lifting when ill

I was wondering if one of you fellow /fit/izens could tell me if it is bad to lift when one is sick? I have had a fever the last two days, which has prevented me from going to the gym. I am much better today, but I still am sick - the sweats and chills are over, but I am not 100% (still snotty etc). When is it okay to work out and when is it not? I have read online that fever is where one should draw the line. I hate idling at home. I am currently bulking and albeit being sick, I still managed to eat all that I am supposed to eat. Having to idle at home is the worst thing I know of, so the sooner I can hit the gym, the better.

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boosters/multivitamins

I take Men's One a Day and I started lifting weights at the same time recently, and I notice that I now constantly want fuck things with my dick. I mean I can jackoff twice a day and still get a hard on and then cum, very little cums out at that point but I still want to have sex. I'm 30 btw. No way lifting weights alone does this, so I think this multivitamin must be the cause.

I thought about also taking a testosterone booster on top of the multivitamin because I don't feel like waiting two years for real gains, this one in particular:

https://www.amazon.com/Prime-Labs-Testosterone-Booster-Caplets/dp/B01MQ1JLWY/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1537460054&sr=8-3&keywords=testosterone+booster

Now, I've read that the booster also increases libido, so I'm kinda scared of what that might be like if I'm already having an increased libido from the multivitamin.

Also, people casually say none of this works and it's all "placebo" in your head, but if your libido is objectively getting increased, then that logically must mean your muscles are also being affected by the supplement as well since nothing in your body is mutually exclusive.

opinions, thoughts, experiences? I want to explode my natural T as high as possible without resorting to steroids because honestly at 30 I feel like I waited too long and am out of time.

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Anyone else here /keto/?

After doing a 4 day water fast, I stopped eating bread. Normally I'd eat something like 9 slices, divided between breakfast, lunch and supper and some kind of warm meal with either pasta or rice. Now I usually eat two meals a day. However, I am having a hard time getting enough fat in my diet, I know it's supposed to be something like 50-60 percent fat, 45-35 percent protein and 5 percent cards, yet I am having a hard time getting all the right fat. I have heard that a common thing people do wrong about keto is going 100 percent protein without any of the needed fat. What are some good, preferably cheap ways to get enough fat? I do eat a LOT of egg. I found this pic after writing the post, turns out it is 70 percent fat.

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Motvation Thread

What motivates you?

Music/ quotes/ stories/ ideas?

I'll start

>hate myself/being alive

>getting out of bed is literally horrible

>best revenge against a cold and uncaring world is relentless hope and work

relate to this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OWiEzip9yU

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So I want to finally get into heavy lifting, especially barbell lifting. How much weight would I need to buy to get started? What's a good barebones set up?

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How do I attain Elder God status? Specifically those fucking peak shredded rib muscles.

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Soy

>be in supermarket

>check ingredients of tuna

>soy

>check ingredients of turkey breakfast sausage

>soy

>peanut butter

>contains soy

>Greek yogurt

>may contain soy

>see whey powder on special

>5th ingredient: soy protein isolate

>hummus

>soybean oil

Why? And how bad would it be to eat any?

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How do you get those juicy, square rigid "bara" elbow bones, /fit/?

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Extra Skin

Hey lads, I've been losing a lot of weight lately (about 50 pounds in the last 4 months) and I've been told that I'm going to have a lot of extra skin that won't go away. Is there anything I can do about it short of surgery? Do I just need to keep the weight off for a long time for my body to bounce back or what?

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Gout and /fit/

I have gout, which is essentially a disease where too high uric acid in ones body ends up crystallizing in ones joints, to avoid this from getting worse, I have to keep a low level of a substance "Purin", its basically in everything, but to different degrees depending on the food.

Alcohol and Fructose (e.g. fruits, fruit juices) also worsen it by lowering the uric acid extraction from the body.

So I want to be /fit/ and work out and get lots of muscular mass, anyone knows how to combine those two goals, avoiding an increase in gout while eating for muscle build up?

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>Be me

>work out hard for a year

>painfully gain 10lbs after years of Auschwitz mode.

>eat some questionable marmalade that nukes my stomach

>end up with a a hole in my stomach, burns like hell, can't eat normally for 2 weeks

>lose 10 lbs

REEEEEEE !

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why havent you replaced that protein shake with soylent yet?

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Sick

What do you do when you're sick?

I've basically crashed for 4 days straight and drunk lots of juice and tea.

I'm feeling better, so canI start getting exercise? will this help me or make me sick again? Doesn't have to be at gym, but just running outside even?

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>yfw last rep

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So, I'm starting a new job. It's the night shift full time! Can I maintain my gains, or is the nocturnal sleep schedule going to slowly kill me?

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Soy-free "complete meals"

What do you think about those "soy-free soylent" options? Are those a type of supplement? Or are those just for poorfags who can't get real food?

List of soylent alternatives as an CSV file

https://matrix.ordoevangelistarum.com:8448/_matrix/media/v1/download/matrix.ordoevangelistarum.com/eEcYvgYgOpcyYKSiQoXfnXop

Indian soy-free solution https://happyratio.com

Singaporean soy-free solution https://bentoblend.com

Australian soy-free solution https://primalkind.com

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What's the point of eating healthy and drinking plenty of water when it makes you piss and fart all the fucking time! Can't do anything with deez gainz if I'm running to the bathroom every half-hour and gassing everyone out of the room every ten minutes.

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skin care

how do i get clear skin?

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Anime Physiques

Anime can be a great source of inspiration for fitness. Post anime physiques.

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Honestly what does it take to make it to the elite worlds strongest man level, is it really just genetics and gear? Guys like vid related (3rd strongest man in the world) make it seem like they just worked out for a few years and then became elite. In the case of the guy in the video he started working out at 16 and at 24 hes now elite level, the first competition he competed in he won and then the next one he did he got invited to the Arnold classic. What I'm saying is, is he really a genetic freak or is it just a combo of hard training and eastern block gear for years. Could someone with average genetics and a good training and roid cycle reach the same level?

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Whenever I do curls, my forearms begin to hurt and eventually fail, well before my biceps do, unless I do a ton of low-weight reps. Anyone else have that problem?

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Gym stories

>years ago

>working out in club gym because school gym was infested with coons

>bench pressing

>some boomer cuckold asks if he can work in

>say no

>he gets triggered and explains he was just asking politely and will tattle-tale to the club staff if I don’t let him do boomer presses (he’s benching 90lbs)

>say no

>I continue benching lmao1.5pl8

>he returns 10 minutes later with gym staff

>he tricked the personal trainer into walking to the bench press and then he complains

>trainer explains I don’t have to let him work in on my sets

>dude says he will tell management

>sorry sir but we don’t have a policy of letting you work in

>dude proceeds to go over to the yoga area and do burpees

>I bench more sets than usual just to spite the guy and make him wait until another bench opens up

>let somebody else take my bench, then I go do squats

>trainer apologizes to me about the boomer cuckolds mere existence

>share a laugh

Honestly anyone over the age of 40 should be murdered

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Hey anons, I'm kinda interested in learning hand to hand combat, Incase I ever get mugged by a nigger or something. Is there anyplace/person that teaches that kinda thing? A UFC gym is the only thing that comes to mind, but from what I know it's meant for boxing. I was thinking something along John Wick style (autistic I know). Any ideas?

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>walk into gym

>NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

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I've been trying to grow a beard for two weeks. This is all I have so far. What do you think? Low testosterone?

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The bloat lord that could

>Old (American) football coach is trash, something like 8 wins in 5 years

>School hires new bloat lord coach from Utah

>New coach brought a new weights program

>It’s more or less power lifting mixed with crossfit for conditioning and hypertrophy for a 2 in 1

>Nearly all lower body lifts like SS

>He’s explaining how to do certain motions when he heads to the squat rack

>”And now for squats, what I want you to do is rock forward when you come down”

>wat.png

>image familiar

>He wants us to do raptor squats

>With a crossfit, powerlifting, SS program

Is this bloat lord what we need or will the meme kill us?

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Hey /b/, How legit is Yoga as an exercise?

Anyone here do this shit? Is it just for girls to show off their puss or wut?

I'm interested because it seems like the kind of exercise you could do anywhere,

without buying much equipment for.

It is exercise right?

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I'm looking to get into Nootropics and was wondering if /b had opinions or preferences? My friend takes a few for enhancing the regrowth of neurons in dark parts of your brain but the name slips my mind (why I need them)

Any opinions?

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Fighting manlets

I'm a very thin manlet. Overall, I'm very very weak. Sometimes, I will get into fights because of anything.

I'm from a country where this is a really common thing, but until now I don't get into these kind of things. It's really important to fight here when you have to fight, even if it's extremely unwise.

If you don't fight, the situation will get even worse and it might not be the last time you get bullied.

I'm really inexperienced and I'm also kinda cold, it's hard to get me angry. Do you think if I was in a situation like this, I should fight or just continue being a pussy? What are the secrets of fighting for manlets like me? How can I survive? Should I just start going to the gym?

BTW I see a lot of manlets fight, but I don't know how they do it. All I know is they had to in some way.

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I wanna make my own basic gym.

So far I wanna get the following:

>static bike

>some pull up / dip bar

>some dumbells

>some bar to do squats

>a bench press table

>some weight vest

What else do I need?

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Need advice on how to get physically stronger and faster.

Before you anons jump on me, I know that strength doesn't come overnight (but I do think that if I can get a good regimen going, I can make very good progress by the end of the year) but I am patient. Just need advice on what is the optimal workout rather than doing shit that may not be helping at all.

>goal

>doing MMA/BJJ, yet I can tell that no matter how many techniques/principles I practice, I need to get stronger and faster to actually be able to beat most of the guys at the gym in competitions and sparring. And I want to beat them

>lose weight to get a strong-lean v-shape physique instead of skinny-fat as I am now

>also, want a gf. I've got a decent face that got a tiny bit rounder as I gained weight and I can generally talk to qts without sounding like an autistic faggot but not being a weakling will definitely help

>Height

>184 cm

>Weight

>81.2 kg

>can do about 15 proper-form push-ups in one-go (not half-assed, all the way)

>can do 1 proper-form pull-up

>generally shit stamina

>exercise routine involves push-ups, squats, sit-ups and lifting a pair of shitty rusted weights that my dad gave me

Feel free to ask more, /fit/. Just need some good advice.

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What natural stuff can I wash my hair/skin with to make them better?

I've heard apple cider vinegar and honey are both good.

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Proper squat form

ITT lets discuss proper squat form, if gud or not, and alternatives

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My uni has a free gym for students to use, would 1st pic work as a warmup on the treadmill, then use the Starting Strength as my main workout on 2nd pic be a good workout?

Sorry if this is worded poorly or wrong place to post. If there's a better place to post this please tell me.

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What's better, paused bench or touch and go? You can move more weight using touch and go but paused is much harder. I'm switching to paused bench now and I feel much weaker but I feel like it'll pay off in the long run.

Do you do paused or touch and go?

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i need your wise advice

hey /fit/. i'm a 19 year old skele. i'm a manlet (5'8), and i weigh 130lbs. i don't think i'm gonna get any taller, but i want to bulk. i need to build up muscles. what are some good exercise programs? what are good diets for me? i want to gain weight, i have the body of a fucking 15 year old. pls help. Thanks in advance.

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If I don't eat anything and just drink water, how long can I survive? Will I die from lack of protein? Will I damage my brain health?

I'm 210lbs 6'1 trying to go to 160lbs.

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I asked this question on /b but they don't really care about esthetics. so here i am

i'm 31, i consider myself a solid 4/10 maybe 5/10 when its dark and people can't see me well.

i'v been looking at my face recently trying to figure out what made me ugly and what i could do to fix it.

beside couple dark spots and scars the only big problem is my jaw. i'm a fucking jawlet and i didn't realize till recently how much its ruining my face.

not even kidding, i tryed photoshop, advancing my lower jaw by 1/3 of an inch turns me into a solid 8/10 !

i would look like the fag in the pic, i'd be swimming in a sea of pussy of all ages.

but there is a couple down sides to jaw surgery.

1- it takes time, at least 18 months to complete and i would need to get surgery twice ! (one to remove my wisdom teeth 6 months before the jaw surgery)

2-there are risks, mostly damaging my nerve, there is a high probability that i will completely or partially sensitivity in my lower lip and chin.

i don't know what to do

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How Far Have We Fallen Brothers

Never Forget

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GROW CALVES!?

/fit/, I've been working on site as a laborer for a few weeks now, and have noticed considerable gains to my upper body, but since the work usually involves a lot of lifting and working with hands/arms, and only really a lot of climbing stairs/walking around and SOMETIMES picking some shit off the floor that makes my trousers split even more if I lift from the ground, so my calves haven't really grown much either.

I'm kinda sick of the lack of calf growth in my body because:

1) I know bad genetics is no excuse, but some people start off with decent calves, and I've always really had shit ones, but decent thighs, so the schism between them is even more obvious. They look quite disproportionate even.

2) The nature of the job means that I'll usually come home sweaty and tired, thinking I've had a workout at work but only my upper body seems to really look much different, and I know I already had a decent upper body anyway.

3) I've been looking for a solution to my calf problem for a while now, but I have no intention of getting a gym membership or anything of that sort.

I'm looking to get into bearmode, and at 95 kg + (6'0) with a waist line about 34-38, I'd say I'm not doing too terribly bad, but I feel like my disproportionate calves are holding me back. What do /fit/?

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PAIN IS POWER - CELEBRATION THREAD

THERE ARE NO LIMITS

Celebrate your successes here.

Today I mired my quad vascularity.

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Big guy no more

Man it's been so long since I've visited this board. But I've decided to call upon my old friends for a favor.

Now, I understand spot reduction is the biggest myth bro science ever spouted and that I can't just simply lose fat in one area.

That being said, I'm a T-Rex and I simply need to get rid of that state.

Now I don't want to follow some routine that focuses on the upper body till it all evens out. I need to have over all smaller legs and thighs because in a sport I'm practicing bigger legs aren't a plus, beyond a certain point bigger legs are a liability holding you back rather than helping you.

Now I don't know what I am supposed to do for this, so any help is appreciated.

I thought I would try and maintain my caloric intake or go on a slight cut, and focus on the upperbody in the gym and leave my legs only to cardio (rowing, running). This way, since I'm not doing work to maintain my lowerbody muscles their volume would be reduced and that cardio and my sport would maintain it at the volume I needed, Fat of course will go at the same rate unless I turn to have been fucked up by nature and have higher fat distribution there.

I also believe that doing more cardio involving leg muscles or doing higher volume leg work in the gym would make the muscles adapt by reducing the volume of glycogen reservoirs as opposed to lower volume training like SS or SL. I'm just pulling this outta my arse here.

R: 12 / I: 4 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

autism

>friend tells me to go to the gym with him

>tell him "ok, when I get the cash for a subscription"

>get subscription using my mums name and details because I'm 17 and not 18

>friend goes on vacation

>have no idea how/when/what to do if I were to go to the gym

>don't go to the gym because idk if underagefags are allowed but my friend is younger than me but maybe he lied about his age there and said he is 18

and now i'm here, what do /fit/?

R: 15 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

I get mad head rushes, pounding headaches, dizziness and want to throw up and run out of breath when lifting heavy or running. I was told to stay hydrated, dont drink, have a small snack, dont eat, eat a lot a hour before. Lots of conflicting answers but the results are the same. Me gasping on the floor ready to throw up. Fucks going on here? I don't even think I'm pushing myself all that hard either.

R: 21 / I: 4 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Routine rate thread

A:

Close grip bench: Work up to max set of 3

Chin ups 2xf

Superset

BB rows x8

DB Shrugs x8

BB rows x8

DB Shrugs x8

rest

db shrugs x8

DB Curls: 3x10

B:

Vertical squat jumps 6x3

Bulgarian split squats 3x8

Romanian deadlift 3x8

Hanging leg raises 4x10

C:

Pushups 3xf

Chinups 3xf

Superset

DB curls and Shrugs

Shrugs x8

Curls x8

Shrugs x8

Curls x8

Shrugs x8

Curls x8

Dead hang 3 minutes

D:

SQUATS: Work up to max set of 3

Romanian deadlift 3x8

Hanging leg raises 4x10

ABxCDxxABxCDxx

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Natty roiding

Post and rate supplements which might improve performance in any capacity. I'll start with a small list.

<L-Arginine

>semi-essential amino acid, which means no sides and no tolerance buildup

>causes vasodilation, improves blood flow, increases vascularity, improves erections

>recommended dose: 3g and up per day

<Tyrosine

>semi-essential amino acid (see above)

>precursor to neurotransmitters like dopamine and norepinephrine

>gets depleted beyond replacement rate in any kind of prolonged stress, physical or mental, like training for more than 1 hour

>Tyrosine deficiency causes fatigue, loss of concentration, can cause depression in the long run

>used by the military

>recommended dose: 2g and up per day, some say significantly more

<Beta-Alanine

>non-essential beta-amino acid

>rate-limiting precursor to carnosine, which is stored in muscles in high concentrations

>supplementing Beta-Alanine increases carnosine levels in muscles (and brain tissue), improving strength and endurance

>used by the military

>causes a tingling sensation for 1 to 1.5 hours when taken in large doses

>recommended dose: 3-6g per day in multiple doses

<Creatine

>organic acid that increases ATP retention in muscles and thus performance and endurance, at no noteable side effects

>recommended dose: 5g per day

As far as rating goes, creatine is extremely cheap and has a somewhat significant effect. The same does not necessarily go for the other three i've posted, haven't tested them yet.

R: 34 / I: 11 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Mirin Thread

Fucking got mired yesterday after a football match and I took of my shirt.

>"Damn anon you're huge"

>"Holy shit anon, nice arms"

>"Your neck is thick af anon"

It was really nice, and it made me feel like my hardwork was finally paying off.

R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

>do cardio

>prostate swells up

>hurts a lot

How do I exercise my heart without the blood going down there?

R: 21 / I: 3 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Gonna go for a crawl

I'm going to my local swamp to go for a crawl in my camo gear to develop some key muscle groups.

Does anybody have any ideas or tips on this type of "survival" physique?

R: 32 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

How to reverse suspected brain damage

How many times did you guys had hits to your brain your entire life? is it normal to have many of them? Is it reversible?

I had like 5 real hard hits in my life, like really hard accidents with blood and scars, sharp stones into my head, pike into huge tree, falling from stairs etc, but I'm still here and I can move my body and read!

Am I going to die?

R: 50 / I: 14 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

How to Testo

Proven ways of increasing/decrasing testosterone?

It seems that

>onions are good

>squats

>talking to a girl but only for a short time

Does No-Fap increase Testo?

Is Soy a meme?

Other ways ro increase t levels

R: 35 / I: 7 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

I'm a 16-year-old high school manlet (teenlet?), is there anything I can do?

R: 176 / I: 65 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Week By Week

So, let's see how much /fit/ helps. Pic related.

WEEK 1

R: 17 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

About myopia

Have anyone any solution regarding myopia?

I know there is surgery (even though there is in REALITY around 20% of complication, like halos at night etc..), but seriously, surgery is not gonna change anything I'll pass to my descendants. I would be able to not wear glasses (and that's not even sure since it can changes after the operation), but I'm too afraid of the complication, and having dry eyes. Moreover, the industry of eye surgery is very very powerful. That's why there is a huge marketing around it (I'll not talk about how they passed injuries for complications to make them able to operate etc..).

Seriously, because of myopia, I feel like I'm crippled. I don't think any normal functioning human could have this disease if he develops normally. What is crazy is that I never actually realized until now how bad this is for me (huge myopia, -6 at each eyes). I only truly considered it when I tried to get on the "fighting" side. For example, because of my myopia, I can't do competitive boxing in my country (limit being at -3.5).

I know the Bates method, it seems good, even though there is a lot of "scammers" around making money out of it, calling themselves specialist of the method (it truly makes the thing feels bad) while not having any background. That's truly a get back

Moreover, it seems that myopia don't have anything to do with genetics, even though having parents with myopia makes you more prone to have it (I would personally put it on bad habits they transmit to you). Recent studies put the cause on lack of sun light when young because of modern schooling… So maybe the next generations will be spared (they already implemented changes in asia)… But can I do anything about that?

Have anyone anything regarding healing our eyes? Any example? Any relative that healed in any way? Or I'm cripple for life? I can't believe the only solution is buy our glasses/let us do surgery goyim! And pay 2000$ dollars for each eyes!

Thanks.

R: 16 / I: 5 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

SMOOTH WHITE LADY SKIN

The sun didn't fuck with me, but the insomnia did, help me /fit/.

I HAM A BOI.

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Music that /fit/ listens to while getting /fit/

R: 34 / I: 9 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

gymvapenation

i got kicked out of the gym for blowing some sick ass vape clouds between sets and exercises. wtf? it was just nicotine free e-liquid (gingerbread flavor), nobody got gassed with narcotics ffs. working out just ain't the same without ripping some primo cotton.

R: 30 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Extreme Cutting

Eating >500k a day until I'm not an enormous ham-planet anymore.

Yesterday I had a can of v8 for breakfast, a rice cake for lunch and some broccoli for dinner (total about 150k). Today I will have celery for breakfast, spinach for lunch and steamed cauliflower and carrots for dinner (total about 200k)

Can I expect any complications doing this for the foreseeable future? I am not interested in bulking up whatsoever. I just want to stop being a fatass. I am considering also one cheat day a week where I can eat normal things for me; candy, chips and assorted other garbage.

Thanks.

R: 155 / I: 61 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw no gf

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

how do I get a tight body like this?

R: 19 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Cardiovascular Health

So apparently I have a high heart rate and high blood pressure. How can I bring them down?

I think this board could use some more attention to cardiovascular health, almost everything here is about lifting and getting big. I'll admit that I've long been one of those, "cardio kills gainz and is for fags" types for a long time, but now I'm a bit concerned about muh heart and would like to get more /fit/ in that way.

R: 20 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Decaf April

Decided that I'm done with the caffeine meme after getting one too many panic attacks.

What are some good things to replace it with?

R: 22 / I: 14 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Bicep thread. Show us you pytons

R: 50 / I: 15 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

LIFTING IS POINTLESS IF YOU ARE UGLY

You know what women find attractive? A handsome FACE, a tall HEIGHT, and good BONE structure. You can gymcel your ENTIRE LIFE but it won't change these SET IN STONE, GENETIC factors that MATTER THE MOST. Really the only way working out will make you look better is if you're already overweight and losing weight reveals previously hidden cheekbones/jawline, and therefore improves your FACE. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK. Yeah, they might like a little bit of muscle, but 1) it's meaningless compared to FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME, and 2)Studies have shown that women prefer their partners to be in shape naturally, rather than having to go to the gym to maintain a physique.

R: 26 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Moderately chubby transboy here; 0.5ml testosterone weekly

5'3"; 170lbs; pretty sedentary

Trying to lose weight/bulk up/man up before surgeries - specifically trying to lose as much size in my chest as possible before top surgery in about a year

Currently a B/C cup

What would /fit/ recommend; can't afford a gym pass, so anything not requiring fancy equipment would be ideal

Kind of floundering trying to do this on my own

R: 39 / I: 14 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Progress thread

any anon actually making progress?

>be me

>be 2016

>weigh 236

>find fit

>2 years later

>weigh 158

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

multivitamine fruit juices

I had some just now since it was in the fridge and it tastes pretty good. I could drink this all day next to water. Especially on retardedly hot days like this. Only thing is there's a ton of sugar in it, obviously because of the fruit.

My question is, does this matter at the end of the day? Is there a way to get these joocy vitamins in an easy drink that doesn't contain a shitload of sugar?

What's your preferred /fit/drink next to water?

R: 51 / I: 7 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

>Was born completely blonde

>Was blonde until i was like 7 years old

>Turn 7 and all the sudden hair starts getting brown

>Now have brown hair ever since

why did this happen?

and if so is there any way to go back to my "natural" hair color

R: 18 / I: 3 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Is pickled tuna the best way to get protein?

>108 calories in 100g

>tasty

>ready to eat out of the can

>high protein

>tunas, unlike most cuckfish, are fished with a rod instead of a net like cuckdines.

The Chad Tuna Consumer vs The Virgin Sardine Eater

R: 22 / I: 4 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Current Goal

What's your current goal, /fit/, and how is your progress on it? Doesn't all have to be /fit/-related, making any positive change in your life goes. So, I'll start:

>Reduce BW to around 180lbs

I started at 235, now I'm 227 after around four weeks. I plan on losing about two pounds every week.

>Start a bodybuilding routine

I used to do a strength routine a few years ago, never reached very impressive numbers but it benefits me to this day. I don't want to measure myself by where I used to be back when I lifted regularly, and besides, I'd like some aesthetics. I think my genetics are quite good for that. My upper arms are naturally big and I even have some visible veins, and my skeleton is that of a barrel, good conditions to become buff.

I first wanna focus on the weightloss and start the routine when I'm lower, maybe 200lbs. Otherwise, the two goals might interfere. They don't have to, but I know who I am and that in my case, they probably will. Until then, I'll try to get back in the habit of going to the gym, and see what that feels like with reduced caloric intake. That's just the experimentation phase.

Oh, and one more good thing: Higher volume (thinking of 8 to 12 reps on most exercises, besides deadlift) means I get more practice with the moves, and one of my biggest issues is not muscular strength but that my coordination is shite and I therefore can't recruit my muscles properly. So a bodybuilding routine will probably do more for my strength levels than one focused on muh powerlifting.

>Muh strength base!

Still got it. Maybe have to build up my squats again before I can do them for higher volume at respectable weights, might do 5x5 at -125lbs and hope my strength returns before my ego atrophies and /fit/ lynches me for having skipped leg day. But besides that, I am still strong and conditioned enough to do such a routine.

R: 11 / I: 3 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

good routine to train to become a ninja?

R: 18 / I: 1 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Anti estrogen through tobacco?

Can i get a good anti estrogen effect through tobacco. not through smoking it but vaporizing it. Only unprocessed but dried tobacco without all the shit from cigarettes. Tabasco from what i have read is a good anti estrogen but is there something better. Its also has alot of good properties as well. Most of the cancer shit from what i understand is from the processed shit in cigarettes. Or is there a alternative anti estrogen? To destroy the xeno estrogens in fucking everything.

R: 14 / I: 0 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

A cheat day for a gymcel: he has a cheeseburger, maybe a thin slice of cake or pie, etc.

A cheat day for Chad: he cheats on his gf with two supermodels in a threeway

R: 46 / I: 14 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

I'm a /fat/ piece of shit

I've let myself go since High school (210 now 300+) and I need help. Desperately. I just went on pof(literally all day), got not one message back or anything. Then roleplayed as chadTC and got my inbox blown up(literally just spammed "hi" at girls and got lots of replies) . Got really depressed after that and almost cried. I'm 24 years old and a khv. I spent my college years, some of the best years of my life just dicking around playing vidya and watching porn. I came to the sudden realization that time is running out. If I don't get my act together FAST and lose a shit ton of weight or I'll be posting suicide notes on wizchan for real. I know I sound like a sad cunt, and frankly, I am a sad cunt and this is my come to jesus moment. My life has been absolute shit the past 6 years. I'm a walking r9k meme and soon to be unironically a wizard.

Any ex-fatties on here struggle with this feel? How did you guys overcome this? Post those feels you felt. I feel like shit right now.

R: 21 / I: 4 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

eating when flat ass broke

Im unemployed and need advice on saving money for buying food.

What can I buy for under 25-50$ at a local Publix that will last me a week or so and is generally not shitty in taste..?

No, i can't shop anywhere else. I currently live in a upscale part of the town and all the cheap grocery stores minorities shop at are too far away.

i'm a powerlifter fyi

R: 27 / I: 7 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Calisthenics

>lift weights for most of the year

>Little progress

>Vacations

>Uni gym closes

>Do pullups at home to stay healthy

>Suddenly massive pecs

What went right?

Should I even go back to the gym or should I switch to full calisthenics?

R: 20 / I: 1 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Give it to me straight, fellas.

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Besides protein shakes and/or milk, what's your main source of protein?

I'm changing my diet (eating shit only if it has protein) and I'm looking for other sources of protein.

I'd like to say my other source is meat but that's not the case, I only eat meat like once or twice a day, most of my protein comes from oats/yogurt/cereals/grains (besides protein shakes).

I'm basically looking for shit I don't have to cook or that isn't complicated to cook.

R: 19 / I: 4 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

>be me walking away from the beach

>too wet to wear shirt

>8 yo girl with chubby family walks by

>"mom look!" pointing at my abs

>parents ignore like i did

>"mom you saw his belly"

>mfw

R: 17 / I: 60 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Manly Man

I come back to /fit/ after months of absence and can't even find a single stud on the front page. Not even a post reeking of latent homosexuality. What the actual fuck is wrong with you people?

Fuck you guys. This has to change.

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Forming good nutrition habits as a picky eater

Just how in the hell are you supposed to push yourself to eat healthy if you are and have always been an extremely picky motherfucker when it comes to food? Fruits and vegetables aren't really a problem for me, but trying to force myself to eat non-processed meats is a miserable experience every fucking time and just can't push myself to follow though with it.

>in b4 "quit complaining and eat your food"

If it was as simple as willpower alone I wouldn't be asking here. I need advice to actually get me to that point, or some other kind of work-around.

R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Septoplasty/Surgery Thread

Anyone else have surgery to make themselves more /fit/?

I had a deviated septum and problems breathing for years. Finally went ahead last Friday and had surgery to fix it. One week of restrictions where I can't lift >25 lbs and been tired/stuffy.

What have you guys done/gone through in the course of being /fit/? Surgery to repair tears? Serious injuries? Medical shit you want fixed?

R: 11 / I: 3 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

We as men need to get fit in order to compete in the sexual market.

Women can do pretty much anything but being hyperobese and they still get the d.

Women when they're young look good chubby. Many men will find them attractive even if they're fat.

Chubby men often look disgusting, specially if they have those bad genes that make their fat go to their hips rather than their stomach. That must be painful, they look like sissies. In general, chubby men look like beta cucks with babyfat.

Fat men don't stand a chance in general.

Does this upset you?

R: 34 / I: 9 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

How do you not stuff your face when you are depressed? When nothing else sounds good besides eating, how do you stop from just feeding yourself until you reach a comfy, glutted state?

>too depressed to play vidya

>too depressed to watch anime

>too depressed to read or write

Also it's like 100 degrees outside so going out for a walk isn't even a fucking option. Normally that's what I do but sunburn is not going to make me feel any better.

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Hey fit, I'm a 25 year old, 423 lb fatass finally doing something about it. I've spent the past week replacing meals with homemade smoothies, but I want to get rid of the soy levels? What ingredients should I use, or should I just switch to protein shakes?

R: 15 / I: 1 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

/fit/ careers

Do any of you dudes actually work in the fitness world? How is it? What do you do? How hard is it competition-wise? From gym instructor to being a bloody kinesiologist, I wanna hear about it.

I'll be honest, I'm a sad cunt right now. When I used to lift (I really want to get back into it, I really enjoyed the gym) I realized that it was the closest thing approximating a "passion" that I had as it allowed me to feel accomplishment by solely relying on my own body. I have zero other hobbies or interests besides lazily playing vidya and the occasional anime, I can honestly say that lifting was the first time I really felt "alive".

Part of the reason for this thread is because after hopping from college course to college course I realized just how much of an uninspired asshole I am. I'm now thinking of trying to get into fitness somehow as it's basically the last thing I know myself to enjoy. I'm 24 so the clock is ticking regardless.

Though I realize enjoying something doesn't equate to being good at doing something as a career, if I were to seriously attempt this, how would/should I go about it? What would be the minimum requirements to land a job at a gym and how should I look at things to properly invest in a future in fitness?

To start off I'm thinking of just dropping by the gyms near me and asking around, see what advise they can give me, but I figured you guys might be able to help me alongside it.

Forgive the bloggy post, I do want this thread to be interesting and more about each other than just me, but I'd really appreciate any advise.

R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

define "healthy food"

I don't under stand what does healthy food means, especially for the brain, I can't distinguish between the things I should eat and the things I shouldn't !!! of course I have never been an overweight pig and I'm always active but it feels like I'm doing something wrong, I'm eating whatever gives me a lot of dopamine!!

HELP?!

R: 19 / I: 5 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

How to Deal with Other People?

/fit/ anons, I have problems.

My parents bring in junk food and make it harder to lose weight. It's worse when my mother says I don't have a weight problem, even though I'm 180lb which surely isn't muscle. A while ago I was very obese, 230lb; I had started calorie cutting, improving my diet, and finding some spare time to exercise. But only when I am away from the household and find time to eat at places. When I am stuck around the household, I fall into their habits. It's like my parents want to keep me fat, and they're very indifferent about the weight problem.

As an anon who was once obese, it's difficult to cut food cravings. Probably a lack of protein. But I need the strength to resist temptations and cook for myself rather than lazily eat. I'm still overweight and trying to crush the final curb with 20 lb to lose before I make for gains. It hurts my morale when my parents tell me, "Anon, you're completely fine; I don't want you to lose or gain anymore." I know I am not fine, and I have an awful stomach. I desire to lose the weight first and proceed to get an athletic build with rigorous running…

The running part proceeds to another problem: social anxiety. I dislike going outdoors and have no street smarts. I get nervous around other people and feel like I could be attacked or something.

Before an anon proceeds to tell me it's my fault, it's very hard to maintain a good diet with constant inflow of junk food coming in. It really sucks being coddled… it makes you weak (socially and physically).

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

How accurate are calorie counters on workout machines?

As it says in the title, I was wondering: How accurate are calorie counters on workout machines?

I'm asking because they seem too forgiving and yet wildly varying from machine to machine - for example, me doing 5 km on the elliptical machine in 17 mins yields about 80 calories or so, while 1 km in 5 min on the rowing machine yields 50, and a workout buddy who's a fatty trying to get better seems really encouraged by 15 minutes and 2 km on the treadmill yielding 150 calories.

I'm asking partly out of sheer curiosity, but also because I'm trying to put together a calorie in/calorie out equation, and I need accurate numbers to plug in.

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Hernias

I may or may not have a hernia.

I just did a single of 245 on bench press, and it felt like someone had mildly kicked me in the nuts. Now whenever I brace I feel a very dull pain in my left nut.

I feel some tubes on the left side of my ballsack, but no lump, I'm confused and scared. Could it be that I strained my abdominal wall while bracing? I'm going to give it a few days of non exertion to see if it gets better.

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Gaining mass without a gym

I won't have access to a gym for a while, but I'm still trying to gain weight.

What's the best way to add muscle mass without one? I'm underweight so it shouldn't be a huge deal right?

I do have access to a bar I can do pullups from

R: 43 / I: 5 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

is ego death good for gains

R: 39 / I: 4 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Planet Fitness

So my nearby gym has been gone for about a month now.

Lo and behold a Planet Fitness will be "coming soon".

Would it be worth it /fit/?

It will literally be a block away and the next closest gym is almost 20mins away…

R: 13 / I: 5 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

I'm 18, do I have potential?

R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

/motivation/

post shit that makes the fires rage inside you

R: 48 / I: 2 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Hi /fit/ I'm not a usual lurker here but I'd like your input.

I am 4 months into my regiment, I was originally 374 pounds of useless NEET, I hard-started a 1450 calorie a day keto regiment and haven't deviated at all. I am doing more a 40 40 20 of protein, fat, and fiber

In 4 months I have lost 70 pounds, I also began doing squats and pushups and walking and stuff after I lost my first 40. I am aiming to be 240 by the end of the year and 170 by next September and haven't deviated from my autistic weight loss calculations. Any suggestions for preserving lean muscle mass or any recommended optimizations to this process? I am a patient man and have a great deal of willpower to accomplish my goals now.

R: 44 / I: 10 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Modelling mode

I honestly dont want muscles now just an aesthetic body for a career in models or at least social media popularity.

What do I do?eat less? Just focus on abs

If the answer Is to lift ill lift,but please give me advice. Chinese guy is my goalmode(?)

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

how do remove skinnyfat belly?i like my body tbh but this bell is looking like ass

R: 27 / I: 2 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

How To Cope With Clumsiness While In The Process of Becoming Fit

Hey guys, newbie here. Want to ask a question: I want to get fit, and had been doing so for some weeks a year before. However, I am clumsy and whenever I fuck up doing something, I get depressed immediately. So, how do I cope with this? I don't want depression to interfere with my progress all the time.

R: 23 / I: 8 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

/fit/ Essential Reading

>>>/zundel/

Health & Diet (109 files) >>>/zundel/713

A-I

101 Essential Tips; Baking.pdf

101 Essential Tips; Home Brewing.pdf

47 Simple Herbal Remedies.pdf

500 Recipes for Bread.pdf

9 Essential Oils.pdf

A German-English Dictionary of Terms Used in Medicine and the Allied Sciences.pdf

A River of Recipes; Native American Recipes.pdf

A. Escoffier - A Guide To Modern Cookery.pdf

Aaionus Vonderplanitz - The Recipe for Living Without Disease.pdf

Albert S. Morrow - The Immediate Care of the Injured.pdf

Alexander & Ann Shulgin - Phenethylamines I have Known and Loved; A Chemical Love Story.pdf

Allen Carr - Easy Way To Stop Smoking.pdf

American Herbal Pharmacopoeia - Botanical Pharmacognosy; Microscopic Characterization of Botanical Medicines.pdf

Amritpal Singh Saroya - Herbalism, Phytochemistry and Ethnopharmacology.pdf

Awesome Restaurant Recipes.pdf

Barbecue Recipes.pdf

Bertie Foreman - Knife Skills.pdf

Bill Bodri - How to Detoxify Radiation and Radioactivity from your Body.pdf

Bill Mollison - Ferment & Human Nutrition.pdf

Blue Book Guide To Preserving.pdf

Bob Flaws - 160 Essential Chinese Herbal Patent Medicines.pdf

Brigitte Mars - Dandelion Medicine; Remedies and Recipes to Detoxify, Nourish & Stimulate.pdf

Bruce Spittle - Fluoride Fatigue; Flouride Poisoning.pdf

C. & L. Shanahan - Deep Nutrition; Why Your Genes Need Traditional Food.epub

C. P. Khare - Ayurvedic Pharmacopoeial Plant Drugs; Expanded Therapeutics.pdf

C. P. Khare - Indian Medicinal Plants; An Illustrated Dictionary.pdf

Caleb Warnock & Kirsten Skirvin - Forgotten Skills of Backyard Herbal Healing and Family Health.pdf

Cashew Nut Processing.pdf

Chas. M. Higgins - Petition to the President to Abolish Compulsory Vaccination in Army and Navy (1920).pdf

Cheese Making.pdf

Chet Day - The Detox Bible; How to Rejuvinate Your Toxic Body on Nature's Operating Table.pdf

China Pharmacopeia Commission - Chinese Herbal Medicine Picture Dictionary.pdf

Chromatographic Fingerprint Analysis of Herbal Medicines; Thin-Layer and High Performance Liquid Chromatography of Chinese Drugs.PDF

Claire Kowalchik & William H. Hylton - Illustrated Encyclopedia of Herbs.pdf

Culpeper's Herbal -The English Physician.pdf

Cup Measurement Conversion Chart.pdf

Cynthia Fahy - Preserving Food by Drying; A Math-Science Teaching Manual.pdf

David Floyd - Detox the Lazy Way to Perfect Health.pdf

David Niven Miller - Grow Youthful; How to Slow Your Aging and Enjoy Extraordinary Health.pdf

David Sprigings - Acute Medicine; A Practical Guide to the Managment of Medical Emergencies.pdf

Don Ross - Food and Nutrition.pdf

Donald R. Yance - Adaptogens in Medical Herbalism; Elite Herbs and Natural Compounds for Mastering Stress, Aging, and Chronic Disease.epub

Drying of Apricots.pdf

Essential Drugs; Practical Guidelins Intended for Physicians, Pharmacists, Nurses and Medical Auxillaries.pdf

Evan Brand - The Everything Guide to Nootropics; Boost Your Brain Function with Smart Drugs and Memory Supplements.pdf

Fruit Waste Utilisation.pdf

Gary Taubes - Why We Get Fat and What To Do About It.pdf

Gary Wenk - Your Brain on Food; How Chemicals Control Your Thoughts and Feelings.pdf

George M. Gould - A Dictionary of New Medical Terms.pdf

Giovanni Maciocia - The Practice of Chinese Medicine.pdf

Guido Mase & Jovial King - DIY Bitters Reviving the Forgotten Flavor; A Guide to Making Your Own Bitters for Bartenders, Cocktail Enthusiasts, Herbalists, and More.epub

Henry Ashby & G. A. Wright - The Diseases of Children.pdf

Herb Formulas For Clinic & Home.pdf

Herbal Medicines.pdf

Herbal Tea Remedies - The Ultimate Collection.pdf

Herbert M. Shelton - Food Combining Made Easy.pdf

Home Sausage Making.pdf

Hong-Yen Hsu - How to Treat Yourself with Chinese Herbs.pdf

How to Make Bread Without An Oven.pdf

Intradermal Administration of Medicines.pdf

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What are some good exercises to get rid of crotch fat/fat pad? I can get an extra inch if I reduce it fully.

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Is it possible to fix a bad posture after 30?

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anti-fake thread

Thread for discussing bad advice,fakes and hoaxes such as surgery,oil,implants,roiding in the BB scene.

critique of lying youtubers and fitness men.

Ill start by dumping stuff related to roiding and implants.

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Recommend me herbs I can steep in water for drinking pleasure and health gains. I'm ditching the carbonated jew, incl. diet soda. I even got one of these swanky tea machines that do all the work for you.

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Yo is there a good place to buy jock straps/protective cups.

Preferably tight fitting ones anyone can use, and also since it's summer soon one's that will keep me well ventilated, do they sell any with holes for breathing? I also need them to be very sturdy, like you can shoot it and it'll stop the bullet, it can be made out of steel or whatever, no price is too high.

Help me out /fit/ and yes I tried looking it up myself, couldn't find anything good.

Pic somewhat related in a abstract sort of way.

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Is anyone having confidence problems after masturbation? When I didn't masturbate for 2 weeks I went to the club with my friends I get 3 girls numbers and had a sex with 2 girls that night. I was the alpha male of the club and I can talk all the girls without a single rejection. All the girls enjoyed my conversations. But now I did not sleep for a day and masturbate 4 times without a break. I feel like the most pathetic little insect in the world. When I looked at random girls Instagram pictures They look like the most beautiful girls in the world and something in my mind tells me Im the most pathetic person in the world and If I try to talk with these girls I will get a rejection instantly. Why do I feel like that?

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>Hitting the gym for a month now

>6 days a week. Core/pecs one day, arms/legs/back the next

>Core/pecs last night

>Feel exhausted early into the night

>go to sleep

>wake up

>got only 4 hours of sleep

Is this normal? What's supposed to happen? I don't wanna lose my gains from yesterday

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Personal Challenge Thread

Let's get a new tradition going.

>Post your CBP, challenge, time limit, stats and what you're going to do to meet the challenge.

>Other anons hold you accountable for meeting the challenge.

>Be posted for eternity as a fit failure if you lose the challenge, until you redeem yourself with an equal or greater challenge.

>Men will be born

I'll post mine to get it going.

3 months to get bigger, more shredded, and stronger too. Body weight only.

Trying to prove that you can get big and strong without weight lifting, and even improve in barbell compound lifts without lifting.

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fit grils thread

>>109847 made me feel sick. Can we get a fit girls thread please?

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How can I do bench press without a bench? The sticky doesn't say.

It looks like my elbows would have to move below my back through the floor.

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Cow Milk

is it really that bad?

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Have you bought a Frog back then and if so are you still using it?

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Why Do Minorities Hate Me?

I'm an average sized white male. I ride my bike a lot to stay fit and active because it is just a fun pastime activity. For some reason, I have had lots of shit thrown at me. Bottles, rocks, fast food, rapid fire spanish, etc. It has only ever been a minority throwing shit at me, never a white person. I don't get it.

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Am I built for powerlifting?

I never lifted and want to get into powerlifting this summer vacation because I am somehow stronger than most people I know (the only one stronger than me is a fitlad, so it makes sense) despite the fact that I am a lazy lardass that does no sport or exercise at all. I want to get that potential I seem to have to shine.

I'm King of Manlets tier and weigh 108 kilograms. Do I have enough potential? Am I gonna make it?

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==Motivation==

I spent nearly $4000 on a road bike and in one month doing about 150 miles minimum each week got super fit and feel great everyday physically and mentally much more stable and positive. I then musterd the confidence to ask out a 11/10 QT and we’re going for ice cream next week. Keep your chin up lads, it only took 1 month to change my life for the better

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Hey the board's up for claim by the way

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Hey /fit/. Fa/tg/uy here. I've been a fat fuck my entire life 25 years, and I never really cared. I had my vidya and warhammer 40k, and as a quasi-NEET only ever worked part time jobs, never more than 20 hours a week, that was good enough. Sure, my knee is fucked, constantly popping out of the socket when I walk, but who REALLY cares about that, I thought.

And then… Three months ago I ended up managing to get a full time job, and I ended up making some friends with the door-greeter, who turns out to be a lot like me, but seriously into LARPing - SCA, Dagohir, etc. I'll be honest, I always found LARPing to be pretty cool when done right, so it didn't take long for him to get me interested in it.

Problem is, I'm a fat fuck who is used to sitting still for days, playing video games or assembling 40k models, and Dagohir, the LARP he does, is a combat game, so it is the opposite of what I've done for a decade. So while he's going easy on me, I'm getting my ass kicked regardless. I can't move fast enough, I tire quickly, and I'm not strong enough to hold back his charges, even when I've got a tower shield and am bracing against it. However, that wasn't what even made me decide to get into shape.

Two days ago he had let me borrow his biggest Gambeson a type of padded armor, that was XXL. It was too tight for me to get it on. That was when I realized how fucking fat I am. It was so fucking humiliating, and I had to make a change. I loved playing vidya, and I loved playing 40k, but LARP, as goofy as it can be, has my passion, and the fact that I can't take part in something I've fallen in love with is spirit-breaking.

Sorry for the blogpost, but I was hoping I could get some advice. I don't live anywhere near a gym - Closest gym from where I live is two hours away - And all I have is an old exercise bike. I need to get into shape. Not just drop this fat, but gain strength, gain endurance, gain stamina.

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Questions that don't deserve their own thread

Like the title says, ask random questions here.

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Women taller than me go out of their way to flirt with me, normal women not so much and womenlets seem to despise me. Can /fit/ explain this to me?

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Tell me some things that are part of your muscle memory.

Webm related, ascneded thot status.

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Has your fitness helped you with rosties?

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how to eat whey for maximum absorpstion?

i need to take between 60 ans 100g of whey daily, should i take it over multiple times or just eat it all at once ?

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Am I healthy?

I'm thin, vegan, exercising 4 times daily 15mins each,10 hours of sleep, never tried smoking, drinking, using drugs, sugar or nicotine.

Am I healthy for following this pop-fit memes or not? does the fitness community agree with me? am I going to die?

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Lesions

>no gym for 3 weeks minimun

doctor's orders

more time to play vidya i guess

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Have you taken the Ascorbic Pill yet?

That onion study with a 300% improvement is a huge increase in testosterone and all, but you know what's even bigger? 500%. That's what a study in the Nigerian Medical Journal found when they gave male rats a high dose of vitamin C (400 mg/kg; HED: 65 mg/kg). Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4859110/

For a 75 kg man, that's about 5 grams of vitamin C per day. But the rats were getting that on top of an already big dose: rats manufacture ascorbic acid up to the human equivalent of around 10 g/day.

Was noble laureate Linus Pauling right about his Vitamin C/Ascorbic Acid theory?

Confirmed legal steroids (for now)?

>inb4 the feds ban oranges

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>be me

>18 years old, 6'1'', fit, nice looking guy

>virgin because can't find a girl who wants a one night stand

>every girl around me wants a relationship after marriage because sex is taboo in my country

>match with a girl on tinder

>6/10 blonde, 5'2", living alone

>talk with her

>she is looking for a fuckbuddy

>she finished high school in the USA

>she is a chad queen

>she asked me about my virginity

>I tell her truth

>she invites me to her place this Tuesday

>she was horny as fuck, only talks about sex and telling me that she wants to get fucked so bad

>she was telling me how she going to blow me, fuck me 3 days straight and complimenting me

>2 days before the big day

>buying condom for the first time

>I ask her what kinda condom she wants

>she answers me how tf am ı gonna know that lol

>after one hour she unmatches me

Its been 2 days and ı feel like shit, why she unmatches me fit why?

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Working out everyday, good or bad?

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Good program for Army?

So I joined the infantry, I’ve been lifting for about a year and 1/2 but I don’t think that’ll do much for me in boot camp. What program would you guys recommend to get me in military shape?

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How many years of work is that?

no roids

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>this is natty according to the UFC

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>there is people out there who unironically think working

on your abs directly is a waste of time

>that you shouldnt do sit ups,crunches

>that compound lifts are enough for your abs

.