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JS bitch general


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post js bitch


loli bitch lasagna


friendly reminder that chemical castration is the best longterm cure for lolicon disease

the chance of death isn't that high



shotafics james?



when are you volunteering


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I don't care how bitchy the loli is if she makes me lasagna then she's okay in my book




hardy har har loliposters depart


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aradiaposter you're on thin ice

she'd better be full of some delicious lasagna



you cant run away from your lolicon and shotacon ways

you cant undo jacking off to it



me right now



yeah but nobody needs to see constant fucking loliposts, and bringing up my past has nothing to do with anything going on right now

and it's not like my posting was anything at all like this


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who knows

that was just the first image google gave me for loli lasagna


I've never made lasagna before that didn't come out as a pile of mush and pasta sheets that are either under or over cooked.

I'll get it right one day.


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now that's a niche google search


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>jared and ivanka trump tried to bribe the president of planned parenthood to stop providing abortions

would be more laughable if not a sad reminder of the state of our government



pizzagate confirmed


what i dont understand about pizzagate is

do they eat the kids, or fuck them



it was actually sort of like this


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big nep


hey its neppers






i could go for a neppers bellyjob tbh




friendsim but with actual trolls from homestuck


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>last episode of the season is a clip show

I'm going to find the inventor of the clip show, barry shipman, in hell and shatter his soul



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sam hyde should be president



Replace his seat in Wisconsin not as Speaker of the House lol

He's not gonna win either



yeah, duh, cletus


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aw fuck I was just invited to go see a production of the producers and I'm too sick to go


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no homo



in an alternate universe, CNN ran the headline "Has Trump uncucked Head Leaf?


libs rekt god keks!



an admirable goal




clip shows suck and I hate them

and this shitty show I'm watching had one as the season 2 finale



i know, i meant what show



big wolf on campus


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for whom it may concern


*flushes toilet*



wesley hasn't been a scatman for over a year


new benalia...



true love never dies


>friend comes out as gay

I respect and support you

>friend comes out as furry






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prepare to die





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this is unsettling but i don't really know why

the faces maybe



this is unsettling but i don't really know why

the feces maybe


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>friend cancels plans

looks like im gettin chinese food tonight y'all


if by "the feces" you mean "her boobs"


peridot is ass only


If I had to leave my child in a room with either a pedophile or someone that lusted after peridot

I'd choose the pedophile


weslidot must prevail


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reminder this is a good ship in a world where kankri stops being such a complete douche



>in a world where kankri stops being such a complete douche

you and i know enough real life kankris to know that that is never going to happen



reminder that your taste is absolute garbage

also latula isn't even using her quirk



yes well that's why they call it an au


your taste in my taste is subjective, and maybe your taste is garbage ;o)


>check /aco/ thread

>3d guy is samefagging his own memes

i really need to just break the habit of checking /aco/



no I think everyone but you agrees that your taste is objectively garbage



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I've never even been to that board




they split it from /d/ like, years ago



you're not missing anything


/bant/ is about an year old now



oh shit I remember people begging for this sort of board a long time ago



so what goes on /d/



art that's not bad?


i need a wonkpic, stat


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all this homestuck porn is really bad

people actually use that thread?



It's the western art thread

of course it's bad


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this is completely unsurprising


ironic that wonk is one of the manliest looking people in hsg


i spent my surplus calories on a snow cone hsg

i'm kind of regretting it


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compared to who

wes and sponge?



there's no way there are actually japanese homestuck fans

there is no way this is actually a gay japanese homestuck doujinshi

the japanese seems pretty authentic though


Webcomics cross borders. I've got a friend with a webcomic. Told me a decent number of his readers are from India.


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two gay japanese homestuck doujinshi



tell your friend to stop making his scat comic


i've considered translating homestuck into japanese but it's just not doable. the pop culture references, the made up words, the typing quirks; they're all next to impossible to preserve.



to balance it out ive got beautiful feminine eyes



Literally nothing I could say would get this madman to stop.


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so he's actually making a scat comic



>that smile

oh he likes doing it



the artist just failed to replicate Bugs's smug dickhead smile


a tails gets trolled / homestuck convergence would be epic


rev is our own special rob the earless man


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that does not look female in any capacity



this makes so much sense



well they were men



holy shit


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>i've considered translating homestuck into japanese

this is worse than nuking them tbh



the deafness

the continuous state of bewilderment

his hidden, inexplicable importance to the order of everything

it's uncanny


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can't pay attention to the show because of the cat thing in the background


friendly reminder

the mummy is a great film


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sako you like punching anime girls right



the mummy for gameboy color is also a great game


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harry potter the sorcerer's stone for gameboy color is a great game


im pretty sure the mummy cartoon was good too



it's like a genuinely really good rpg, right



It's probably the main reason I like jrpgs.


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the mummy is uncharted if uncharted wasnt awful


tfw the harry potter games turned into generic fps

tfw deathly hallows wasn't a large-scale FF-like where you fought baby horcrux voldemort



>ancient gamer

>call of duty 4

*turns to ash like that guy from indiana jones*



best harry potter game was the third one because it had the best hogwarts exploration, which is the only reason those games should exist




also didn't halo 3 come out like the same year as modern warfare 2? or at least like within the year


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the action/adventure games where they were like mini-collectathons kind of were cool but the rpgs were a lot better


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did you see the sumire punching


I took the test with my roommates and I got put into Slytherin house



i did

i was the guy who posted "Wao"



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IDE/theory: wonk is the only person in the world that likes the vriska meme


seeing xbox 360 games in childhood nostalgia threads go from ironic to unironic over the years has been interesting


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sako get out of my show



I thought some instances of it were good. Very few.


It takes very little time to be nostalgic. I'm fairly nostalgic for 2013/2014 when i used to play commander a lot with the college friend group.

I'm nostalgic for 2015 when trump was just a person i sort of knew from The Boss and not the harbinger of WW3.


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i never really thought about it before, but i wonder if hussie designed the god tier costumes explicitly with the idea to sell hoodies



i saw someone say that was pretty much the "start" of moe yea



im gonna say no just because he was slow on the uptake


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one thing old and nu huss have in common is that both are TERRIBLE with money. Aboslutely atrocious with it. How did he even live before he put out so much merch?



The show was called The Apprentice, and yeah I thought it was weird when I started feeling nostalgic for the gamecube.


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not just nostalgia, but childhood games threads.

the xbox 360 is 13 years old now, current 18 year olds were only 5 when it came out

people very unironically remember oblivion as a cherished childhood game nowadays


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oblivion came out when I was 13 if I cared about it I could certainl see that as a nostalgic game



patent royalties from that photoshop plugin that had applications in detecting certain types of cancer, remember?



Yea I thought about mentioning that, but did we ever find out if that was actually him?


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speaking of, there is a game that came out when I was 13 that I do have a large amount of childhood nostalgia for


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he has a wife and daughter


hussie just had a wealthy family, i thought

i remember he said he'd never needed a real job



i thought he said he never had one, not that he never needed one

or well, i guess he technically didn't need one, nor do i, but "should probably have one to not be a neet"



like most soyboys


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reminder about x giving it to ya



*Starts playing "I Can Make You A Man" from Rocky Horror show*


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>they open the book of the dead

>the wind howls and the fire flickers

>oconnell says "huh, that happens a lot around here"



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are you nostalgic for anything on here hsg




i don't know why but my nostalgia zone is surprisingly recent


Dice rollRolled 2 (1d2)




Actually wait, slightly nostalgic for NSMB, just because a friend and I used to play the multiplayer mode a lot.


>no magic card of me




for the feeling of playing oblivion for the first time

rainbow six vegas was fun

i havent played others i think?


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who sleepy here




me sweepy



i'm sleepy but not actually at the point where i'd be able to fall asleep yet



i was then i ate the pizz and now i'm ready to fuck


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good boys



i couldnt go

i couldnt stay

i couldnt...

i couldnt...

they tried to push me down

but i just wiggled around until they couldnt hold me

years and years

they couldnt hold me

if u turn the light on ill just run away

i know i dont belong but i have nowhere else to stay

im so sorry im here

im so sorry im here

please dont kill me

please dont kill me

im so sorry im here

right into the heart of my dreams

someone else is just trying to crush me

but its okay

its okay

if i was u

if i was a killer id just kill me too


i keep myself together somehow

(i dont want anything i just want to survive)

stepped on too many times to count

(i know i'm nothing to you, i know i'm not even alive)

i hope one day my broken frame

(i'm sorry that i scare you, i'll find a better place to hide)

can get away, can find a place

(i'll crawl into the corner, stay out of the light)

that's safe


is it really like u say?

does it really come in waves?

does it really work that way?

i know ur something different

u cant hide it

u cant miss it


i keep myself together somehow

(i dont want anything i just want to survive)

stepped on too many times to count

(i know i'm a target for you, i know you don't even think twice)

i hope one day my broken frame

(i'm sorry that i scare you, i promise that i'll make it right)

can get away, can find a place

(some perfect day i know i'll no longer be part of your life)

that's safe

i couldnt go

i couldnt stay

i couldnt go

i couldnt stay

i couldnt stay

i didnt stay.



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i do not click



i have a tree tab addon but something is weird and it doesn't let me reorganize the elements in the tree and hsg is trapped underneath a porn pic and i have to click it every time i want to open hsg

it's just like the epic webcomic homestuck



you will click.



i have filtered the shitty link



huge epic


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i’m so happy she came out with another song about vore






foot puffers anonymous


cake sniffers anonymous


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what's the most socially acceptable fetish



feet probably, unless you count fetishes that are just like "really big boobs", "specific hair style" or something


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>ywn have an edm-making brony voraphile gf

it's a difficult to comprehend yet good feel


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it’s probably choking women or something like that


i have a gf but i’m still in love with dizzy



i tried to make "dizzy" my new screenname but it didnt fit i dont think


do you want that trip sponge







would you really do that for me?



yeah np


check your discord ;o)



i’ll hit you up on the epic discord in a bit

i’m gonna smoke a lil and take a shower



have fun and be safe


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still kind of disappointed about this but I've known it wasn't happening for years now




bad music


it's probably for the best though i don't think i could have stomached 15 remixes of which maybe only 1 would be passable because it would be the get lucky one



>only 1 would be passable because it would be the get lucky one

are you saying that's the best song on the album

are you saying that's the only good song on the album





we've had this argument before, refer to that meme card someone made of you



fuck off


actually looking at it, I think some cards would actually want you to flip tails? so you could use that



flip tails and my music taste is good

whoops looks like i win

get lucky is good but it's like, not even top 5


yea i was right, most cards actually care about you winning the flip, not getting heads

so that's good for something


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ral's ult is pretty much the only card that specifically cares about flipping heads, all the other ones are just "win"

so congrats jim, you're a legit commander



also goddamn that's a nice ult



dude she’s fucking epic


magic discussions is my cue to leave


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I'll have to look up the rules for flipping coins, but at least in this particular card the opponent chooses what wins, so maybe the card is just useless as intended.


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looks like it's probably just that card



continued bad music


i think beni's death is more gruesome than needed but a fitting end



i was really worried for a second there, jim



rook is epic too


epic mentality: smoke weed and relax and repeat until you’re dead (don’t forget to spend money)



woah whoops, sorry bout that

here's hoping your end isnt gruesome eh


consume and suffer then end



there's also the threat of diabetes causing a very slow and agonizing death


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if you have a lot of life you can just keep on spamming this till they're dead


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don't leave us alone




i'm done


i wonder if i will be the one to slay rudy on the battlefield in ww3


glub singlehandedly killing all of hsg


at least according to facebook it was glub's birthday a few days ago


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no go ahead

I have to sleep anyway



ding dong is streaming btw



i mean i was actually done






well that's why im saying i hope that's not what getcha





am i enabling the fanboyish behaviour that i've previously denounced

nah, ive given sponge a trip before, it's tradition


tfw no ding dong gf



your occasional epic tripcode tithe



a fitting price to pay for eternal enslavement

names are important



somebody needs to shill her


every time you mention her i go listen to her mlp music

i dont think i enjoy her new stuff, but i know ive liked something youve posted



i need to listen to more of her brony music

her new stuff is epic tho btw. it does get shrill even for me sometimes though yeah



it wasnt really even the sound that threw me off but the lyrics

i wasnt vibin with the feeling, yknow


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>brony music


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i would go listen to her pinkies brew cover (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlWMgOm6zQc) but right now i am listening to the good songs from RAM which is all (most) of them and not just get lucky, the overplayed radio trash


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it's epic




epic pinkiesbrewmind





it has lore


she's called dizzy because her music is like one of those military sonic frequencies used to make enemies disoriented


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here's a gypsys jazz cover in russian

a classic of mlp music



watching star's april fools day tf2 gameplay is depressing


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and anyone who says they dont like "discord" is lying


whats it like


also he's getting ddos'd or something and can't even play


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one of the things he talked about was "how weird air control is in tf2" when like, air control doesn't fucking exist in overwatch

you hold down space as pharah, there's your air control


>michael cohen in court on monday

oh boy oh boy oh boy

and right after the comey interview sunday


also narcissa retweets diz sometimes and that's especially epic



she happens to be live btw


*sees a tasty 'rrito*


also the first map he played on he just solo capped b on mercenary park

none of the 9 people on red stopped him

a few walked by him


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whoops forgot my funney image



the artifacts are a nice touch


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so apparently you just can't play tf2 on twitch anymore because there's a cabal of people that start ddosing you as soon as you start

that's fucking hilarious




but why


the terror group known only as Team Fortress Two General



that's fucking epic



i haven't the slightest clue

i kind of wish they just rolled back every update from mym because it's such a colossal shit show

keep the pyro weapons and the hats maybe, but everything else is garbage



wow she's playing beetle adventure racing

i remember watching cosmo play that back while i was in college, years ago now, he was so happy and was gushing to the thousands of viewers because he adored the game but nobody else knew about it and he was thinking he'd launch it into the speedrunning scene

and now she looks so torn up and silent and has this, uh, trans screaming music playing for her 42 viewers

right where she's always been but a world apart

this is fucking with me


yeah narcy isn't looking too good


>and now she looks so torn up and silent and has this, uh, trans screaming music playing for her

too relatable


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video games make me want to be dead


pretty sure she's listening to diz rn

super epic


"all the bullshit in tf2 combined doesn't compare to dva" leol


>league of legend


>half the server doesn't know who he is because they're so new

>the other half shits themselves over him playing tf2 for the first time in at least 2 years

>some guy decals an objector with "star say my name"

>server admin puts out a message asking for a duel


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>tfw 50% off soylent order


when will something new and stupid take over soy posting

i'd probably prefer cuck posting actually


eternal downward spiral



damn, nice cavities


watching narcissa's stream has made me incredibly sad



i don't think she's said a single thing on it yet

i like some of the music though. i recognize a few songs


would selective memory erasal be good or bad for video games

because you could just erase your memories of playing the game and then play it again which just multiples its playtime by X, assuming no other side effects

new games would still be made but i think it'd be less important





>The guy with the sign just had that sign years ago and was on that server that star joined

>The admin fucks with star a bit

>Everyone tells the admin to stop being a dick, even the guy with the sign who's been following him through every server


now she's playing linkin park or some shit



i think it hits me a weird way because a had a couple very dark years in college and i watch cosmo's stream a lot during then

i guess it was an emotional support, even if i didn't realize that at the time

she just looks broken right now and it is deeply affecting me



memes aside i do feel bad for him

kind of hope he gets some sort of help in the future



Which one is that from?



i can't imagine the heartbreak i would feel if i was into pre-narcy cosmo the way i'm into my e-celebs.


the risks of speedrunning


i can't take this much linkin park consecutively


It's time to Wright this wrong and put narsissy out of its misery



hey babe


i am literally going to save narcissa


i cant fucking stand 4chan anymore, i think the only reason i stay here is because i know you all too well



i just hope someone benevolent buys it from hiro


loli pussy



like me



it won't be, it will be me, and all i'll do is have the 4chan url redirect to a picture of shai'hulud



that's acceptable


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who's this demon made out of semen


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what brief bout of insanity did i have when i liked this


you better hope cuckchan doesn't die. 8chan will buckle under the weight of the refugees.



'six' from little nightmares

i don't know if you ever actually see their face in the game, all the art just shows them with the hood up



to be fair thats some dedication



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goo night hsg


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yea i found some of them


libby i dont



it's epic that alex jones is turning on trump


speedrunning is like some kind of curse and if you're not strong enough to resist the autism void you turn into a tranny



whatd he say

(not watching)



what happened



fuck him and fuck his family (verbatim)



how come



then we'll be free



because he started bombing syria



i don't want to get off this epic ride



what if I don't want to be free




this is pretty epic




its not healthy. i need to pull the plug. this is the best way.


btw; trump status: total jew


leds.... bomb seeriyah xdddddddddddddddddddddd


a tidal wave of refugees washing over europe: epic win for the alt-right


he used chemical weapons tho


gemical weabonz xdddddddddddddddddd


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youre not accounting for the amount of lib pwnage tho

they totally didn't want to enter another iraq type pointless wartime era, it's going to be elections-level ownage all over again



it’s like the bush presidency but more memetarded and barebones (aren’t there still a lot of staff positions that haven’t been filled?)

how epic


first president to fire every cabinet member position twice?


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they haven't been filled because the amount of sustained turnover has been insane

even his filled positions keep either quitting or getting fired

oh i mean uhh the dems are slowing things down, with their cuckage


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this makes my peepee feel funny


i hear a creature outside



there's also the lack of urgency in filling those positions

he's been surrounded by anti-state advisors for years

this is the best way to destroy the state, just let it empty

i mean the fucking state department is a ghost town, that's fucking terrifying


>CBS reporting that Trump asked the source to go on tv and call for the president to fire mueller

he just can't stop obstructing, folks


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i wish i was this cooool


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steve bannon won


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goo night



hey thanks for that absolutely chilling thought


i miss having dreams with steve bannon in them

i used to have one every few months



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breaking za law

breaking za warudo


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I nearly spilled cappuccino all over my soft dick



goin at it amazing atheist style eh


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you see, based trump was only tricked into starting ww3, making him still the far superior choice.


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chubby thighs





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bad post



i thought the no more heroes girl was kat for .2 seconds


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hey maple story 2 is finally coming out in english


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i thought the same


>Valkyria Chronicles (1) coming to Switch

>Only costs 500 yen if you buy 4



hell fuckin yeah


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wait was this post real

i thought the skyrim thing was just something stupid someone made up

is he really this stupid


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God of War is an epic adventure that should be experience by every human on Earth 10/10 (review copy provided by PlayStation)



yeah i'm glad i skipped out on every single opportunity to get into the series until now



so who is, i thought he was maybe some """"""""""journalist""""""""" but he's just some random who



(context: actual quote from the Easy Allies review of God of War)



he's a gamer



but he has a blue check


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can sega actually make a new virtua fighter before doing stupid persona dancing game collaborations



ye abut anyone can get a blue check

communism kills has one last i checked


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homestar vr



post the yakuza one





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i don't feel fevery anymore but now i just feel dizzy and my stomach feels a little vommy



is kojima pretending to smoke



also my limbs feel weak


dj max is real good



it's an inferior iidx



i dont have to put down cash for a controller and the soundtrack is still pretty good

ill play the 100+GB of bemani games on my pc one day but until i get a controller or my hands stop being retarded so i can play on a keyboard im going to play djmax


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for real i will one day

just not any time soon


i just play iidx on my arcade stick



i dont have one of those either


>konami will never release beatmania games on a home console again

i hate this


>sega will never release initial d games on a home console again

i hate this more than the previous guy hates the other thing


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he is

oh my god he is

what a dweeb


post hidden



does this count as bimbofication?




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for your consideration


so where's the ww3

i was promised ww3


i should get an external just to put all my bemani shit on



ww3 wasn't started in a day you know


what am i supposed to be considering, the length between her manko and her belly button?


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mueller singlehandedly stopped it


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give me ww3



girls measuring how far a penis weenis would go in them is good civilization


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i have never considered this

how rouge as well as all sonic characters are significantly smaller than humans and how that changes things in an erotic context


neville longbottom's long bottom


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on the topic of illyasviel von einzbern



shouldn't she hold it the other way around

i also don't think many people have a 16incher


if you had to choose between only being able to jack off to sonic the hedgehog porn or animal crossing porn which one would you choose








animal crossing porn easy


cream's loli manko


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animal crossing porn since you can just have porn of the mayor



they're pretty much the same

animal crossing is a little less offensive i guess





he's benning up!



die gay ben


i swear to god if i have to be a mayor in the next animal crossing and i can't live in the same village as my online friends i am not buying



why don't they just take the good aspects of both

also i don't really think they can ditch isabelle at this point




they're just going to add another fifty million brand new special characters so who even cares about isabelle



i feel like there's a lot that could go wrong -- either you'd need to be online all the time or there'd have to be some way of reconciling events that happened while multiple people played offline (e.g. two players plant a tree with different fruits in the same place, what happens?)


honestly i'd pick animal crossing porn just because there'd be a lot more variety

sonic has, what, five females? and one of them is like 7 years old? also amy is 12 or something?



what's your point


>bully hunter enters game

>anal vores you



well the main point was the lack of variety



>file deleted


how do i get a robot that automatically hides wonk livetweeting trumps livetweets



i thought they unbirth



their vaginas are too good for bully scum


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that post was bad

i will try again

fox news mustve been great this morning

our president is a fucking madman

and i dont need to individually cap each tweet like a moron



sorry, that post was obnoxious

i'll try and keep them small


every time wonk trump posts i will lolipost



a fair compromise


based loliposter


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i need no such pretense


send the bully hunters to syria



time for these badass female pro-gamers to beat assad at his own game!


ah fuck my voice is degrading further every day

by tomorrow I'm not sure I'll be able to speak at all


i have no mouth but i must lolipost



fuckin sick


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honestly cannot tell what gender it is


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this but my sights are rested squarely on punipuni lolimanko



have you considered not posting anything ever again


Ban mankoposters


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>"This is just a baseball game"



looks like a dragon quest enemy



dont you salted salmon at me




the first megaman battle network game is not great

what i mean to say is, the games that followed had a lot of improvements to the basic gameplay and design


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is this your husky sick voice



is that you






drugsex is hot



nice voice





my real vouce sounds stupidly feminine



loli drugsex is even better



let's see your cuteboy voice when you get better then


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self indulgent post do not click


and then no one clicked and everyone lived happily ever after


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he quit at owl



the game really does not get even vaguely hard until tigger


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what if rockstar announced bully 2

but it's set in hogwarts


*casts sectumsempra on all the girls clothes*

hehehe >:)


lads i'm gonna do it

i'm gonna try and play tf2 again


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I feel like if the Bully was at Hogwarts he would just confound and fuck with pureblood wizard kids by doing normal non-magical bully things

but they wouldn't expect it because all HP wizards are seemingly retarded when it comes to muggle world



well overwatch isn't going to get any better unless i wait another 5 years, possibly

i really should just start on yakuzas or neps or something but watching star's video made me feel sad and want to try and play it


I feel like when I wanna play videogames I just end up watching stuff now

Sometimes friends have to ask me if i wanna play vidya with them because I otherwise log on to steam like once a week


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the recording software didn't accurately capture it but when i turned on the game i got like 20 notifications about xp or something


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is it real




aw man not Cool Cat

by the way did Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting! ever come out?


most people don't know about the loli torture

it took me a few times seeing the meme to even remember it was loli torture



when i first saw it recently i thought i was going insane because i subconsciously associated it with loli gore but i couldn't remember the details and i didn't want to try to google for it.


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>Vivica A. Fox

>Derek Savage

>Cool Cat





i think it's really funny how normies just assume it's a 3D printer and that that's the joke and put 0 extra thought into it



why does it look like a kid is getting kidnapped in the background


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I went to my ma's house for breakfast today

but her bacon was too burnt and the eggs were rubbery

Bummer, I should have just went to my usual Sunday diner breakfast spot


do you eat in restaurants alone, hsg



I went with an old roommate once and the first thing he said to the waitress is that we weren't on a date and that he wasn't gay

the look on her face was priceless though




I might grab a coffee and a sandwich and sit on a workday if I'm still downtown or near a job site I gotta come back to

If its actual free time I'll just get it to go, say hi to same waitresses that are always there, and go on my way


the calzone was small and the kebab meat was meh

prevision: the place will closed down in a year


pro: the redhead that took my order was cute

con: the cashier was fat and maybe cross-eyed


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I went to high school with this girl who was popular and was part of the cool girl clique

Her one dark secret was that she had a slightly lazy eye, but hid it with the early 2000's sideswept bangs that hid much of one half of her face

She finally got it fixed in junior year and finally showed off her whole face

Then she lied and told her parents she was going to a friends house for the weekend and went to Myrtle Beach where she disappeared and was never found again, and her case was on Nancy Grace and Dr. Phil and all the big names before police finally announced that she was kidnapped, gang raped, shot, and dumped in an alligator pit

Oh high school




Jesus dude


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boy, am i glad i'm not a woman!


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her name was Brittanee Drexel

i think the moral of the story is that sometimes a lazy eye is the least of your problems




that was quite an escalating post


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why didn't she just dodge it





fucking niggers am i right


i can't believe they fed her body to gamergators....



>A jailhouse informant had accused Timothy Da'Shaun Taylor and his father of kidnapping, raping and killing the 17-year-old New Yorker before dumping her body in a McClellanville-area alligator pit.

Just some fun bonding time with dear old dad






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sort of wish kanayaposter was here for their hot take on these brown folk




>now faces sentencing on an unrelated federal charge.



>group named True Healing Under God advocating for a guy who has 2 armed robberies under his belt, is pending charges for an unrelated federal case, and may have kidnapped gang raped and killed a 17 year old girl

Biggest laffs


kill all Darlingposters


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>they actually kept updating No Man's Sky and it's a decent if not amazing game now with base building and vehicles and some multiplayer interaction

>biggest update yet coming this summer

...........................I might buy this

Why didn't they just delay the game wtf


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check this out



but the games still shit, though



>decent if not amazing game

ok you're gonna have to prove it




"amazing" is a major stretch but from what I've seen you could probably call it "decent" and not be lying

the lore video on it was probably more fun than the game, though


though the new update might be really good, who knows


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what's the point of base building if the whole point of the game is to reach the center of the universe?



didn't it already get delayed a bunch

the real mistake was making such a gigantic deal out of it and letting sony do all the marketing


*pretends my singleplayer game has multiplayer*



good gif



I don't think the shirt is supposed to work like that



I think the reward at the center of the universe was really underwhelming iirc (still don't know what it is) so Hello Games is emphasizing more stuff you can do on planets and shit

You can build a home base on a planet to return to it


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the reward is nothing

literally nothing

it just restarts the game


i know that pic isn't breast expansion but i want everyone to know that breast expansion is a pretty dang good fetish when done tastfully



only if it's paired with breast envy



is it not breast expansion

i know "ps4 sales = breast expansion" was a popular thing for a long time


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i want to branch out into reading japanese novels but i have no idea how to pick out a good novel in english let alone japanese



i wouldn't say "only" but yes that's very good.


it kind of sucks there was so much drama over the switch tan so there'll probably never be a normal one

i feel like gen 8 consoles are the only ones that have any sort of consistency, and i fear that the same thing with switch will happen with ps5 and if MS shits something else out before leaving the console market



what's better though? when the one growing is all smug about it or when they hate it and get all flustered about it?


i don't remember there name they're a fairly popular fetish artist, but weren't they the one who came up with all 3 gen 8 designs? someone should do that again


why is breast envy so fuckin hottttttttttt


Breast expansion is shit it's just localized inflation prove me wrong



That's only if it is done poorly



the problem with no man's sky is it has all the same quiet substanceless boringness of open world procedurally generated games like minecraft, but at least those games are typically about user generated content. minecraft is playing virtual legos with your friends.

no man sky is like virtual legos except you're forbidden to build anything and your friends are locked out of the room and a retarded robot just builds random structures and you're only allowed to look at them and gawk at how pointless and stupid they are one after another for hours while some meaningless stat numbers slowly scroll up



I consider "breasts just magically growing in like 30 seconds" to be done poorly


cletus "the earh is flat and so is her torso" cousinfucker coming in with the hot takes


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what undertale au is this



help this is making my spontaneous orgasm fetish kick in a little



are you the guy who said you got a boner from that diaper thing


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ben the brap boy



*gawks and yawps*



i don't remember so it's possible i guess



speedrunning life i see


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God damn how do you guys even get into these fetishes

Like sometimes I literally can't tell if someone here is joking when they post this stuff



t. guy that likes to lick teeth




oh what a day what a lovely day



the hyper brap one is a joke

i think


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having a sudden powerful orgasm is hot, dude

the farting and the rest of that pic is not hot though



holy shit



ok yeah that was me

same thing though the rest of the pic is gross


ploop plloop



you know that old friend from high school that everyone tells you is in terrible shape

like they got addicted to some bad drug or went crazy or whatever

and you have that knowledge in your brain but it never really sinks in

and then one day you see them in person and they just look so unbelievably awful that you're stunned

even though you knew they were falling apart it wasn't reality until just then


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i calculate the odds of cosmo actually committing suicide any time soon to be very low

if they were serious about it they wouldn't have asked. they'd just do it. this is just an attention grab.



this is epic



aren’t they already dead, in some sense?



>if they were serious about it they wouldn't have asked. they'd just do it.

you unederestimate the mind of a tranny


one undertale fact that’s stuck with me through the years is the knowledge that the Papyrus date originally had a way harsher ending and Toby had to tone it down because one of the testers cried as a result of Papyrus rejecting them

what the hell did Papyrus say that caused that to happen


new cookie clicker beta i guess that's what I'm doing for the rest of the day unfortunately



the real question is: what kind of person cries because a talking skeleton rejected them?


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i wish i could just put "i don't le know xD" as every turbotax answer so i could be completely truthful


The best fetish is reverse corruption



most of my fetishes i just kind of accidentally conditioned myself to like

Ryona, drugging, rape, etc

it just happened


fetish formation is such a fascinating process

and it really is largely accidental

the brain is such a funny thing



very good


i definitely wasn't born with a piss or vom fetish


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>Ryona, drugging, rape, etc



my fetishes are many and veried


varied, even.



have you seen the shit you post



better than brapposting tbh


and by a funny thing i mean a stupid easily hacked meatmachine

"ugg ugg orgasm feel good, will imprint feeling on last thing i saw before orgasm, doesnt really matter what it is"

the funny thing is, then, that once you're aware of it, you're in control of the conditioning process



I don't post porn?


you don't get to pretend to be a pearl-clutching normalfag tumut



>the funny thing is, then, that once you're aware of it, you're in control of the conditioning process

yea jim because that's totally how the brain works

once you're aware that ptsd is stupid you don't have ptsd anymore! congratulations, you've solved psychology



i think i'm more emphasizing that even i find ideas like beating up women while raping to them to be uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bad


I like when the girl is told she was drugged with aphrodisiacs but really it was just the placebo effect turning her into a slut


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its not like it's something i actually want to act out


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i like when the girl is injected with some mystery drug and her pupils constrict and you can see the fear in her eyes



why is the hole so small



puni puni


i think wonk's wrongness is some kind of superhuman property, beyond all us

some fundamental aspect of the universe that cannot be lessened or negated




we're not talking about ptsd, we're talking specifically about kinks

dont be stupid


i like when everyone is happy and relatively unhurt after the event even if the event wasn't exactly kosher



> that once you're aware of it, you're in control of the conditioning process

that's not really how the brain works jim

you can't control it






if you keep jacking off to ryona, you will keep getting turned on by it

if you stop, the association will fade

kinks are basically conditioning

that's how conditioning works



someone personality should die though



It's all good if her pupils turn into hearts



in that case it's gotta be something like "all the preceding events were a part of a pre-planned scene"

if it's just "halfway through she started liking it" that's no good, imeo


is surgery to make pupils heart shaped a thing yet

im getting impatient


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this hits a lot of the marks for my fetishes tbh






seriously they've got treatment for this




put your trip on Da'Shaun


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this too



i dont even know why that one is tagged lolicon

the girls are like 17 and have massive tits/asses and dont even look remotely like lolis



wtf did you cross out


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[in cletus voice] loli



there's nothing wrong with me



>he explained to the judge


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for anyone wondering, i went and found it and the tags are necrophillia, guro and lolicon



its only kind of necrophilia

they just fuck them until they're dead and then switch to a new body



it’s ok that i jerk off to snuff bc i self-insert as the victims


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flag on


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sometimes the best things are the simple things


cbt is also good



>only kind of necrophilia

>they just fuck them until they're dead


rethink your fap material, man




ever go into training mode an let the cpu beat the shit out of your infinite health while you wank?



oh okay

it’s only sort of necrophilia.


*accidentally starts liking girls with dicks*




not him but it's probably just that dumb pizza shit



in what game? also no




i know what im about

beside's she's 2000 years old it's fine



yeah it was actually. though I was just looking for something with those tags on and not a bunch of others


pizza thot is really good, actually








the continued prosperity of israel is really good, actually


i think people are born with certain basic attractions

attraction to domination or being dominated

attraction to femininity or masculinity


but how those base attractions get actualized is developmental



get your perma self kill on tbh my epic lad


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she’s epic

i want to commission vore art of her








hsg, evenly divided

between pizza thotters and people with good taste


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did literally a single person here actually play that hiveswap dating thing


i'm just gonna sit here and laugh at your fetishes




you should

something where she's eating a slice of pizza with someone on it



it was posted here for free and i still didnt touch it



how do they know the retail value if it's random?



I haven't even played Hiveswap and I backed the kickstarter the get the game.



all those hashtags feel desperate


hows your 'zard 'ssy





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don't you fucking do it ben


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i rolled 9 XXXL picses shirts



sponge most likely did


glass house...


okay but actually whats the problem with pizza thot

what are her flaws



nibba blease



i've been considering streaming it but i'm too lazy to pirate


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v. tight, after warming it up it feels very uncomfortable

do people actually like things that tight?

like, i think i'm going to turn into one of those guys who are like, exclusively into frotting or something



it's another one of those "look at these OCs and this pointless setting that no one cares about because they're only interested in big booby" things


lads should i buy an epic homestuck lootbox?


xlr trying to slyly humby brag about the size of his penis using his bad dragon plastic lizard vagina



>if it's just "halfway through she started liking it" that's no good, imeo

i don't mean in a "i'm broken by dick now and happy" i mean "yea this was nice, maybe do this later, i'm going home see you"



>after warming it up

with what? a microwave?



okay mister bugchaser


iii'm mister buuug chaser

i'm mister aids


making fun of xlrs bugchasing almost feels like cheating



buy a gun instead



that does sound good yeah but if it was rape at any point it's a no go for me, is all


bugchasing is the worst fucking thing

prove me wrong



i actually jejjed out loud at this post


if someone from hsg has a day that isn't filled with abject misery in every possible way, is it a humble brag



i put it in the pot that i use to clean my dildos


reviews say that everyone finds it tight




i don't actually have that fetish tho


Oh shit I forgot about xlrs bugchasing fetish

xlr why


I think I completely forgot that xlr was into bugchasing but that's a big ol lol



which model?




you just happened to write multiple fics about it?


and this is my dildo pot


*scoops dildos out with a ladle*

the broth!

also xlr what dildos do you have



>what are fanfic requests?





it was one fic and it was a request


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it would have been funnier if he got a horse dildo instead of a lizard pussy


state of the broth: totally pozzed


new thread


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