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isnt tiger and bunny a superhero show



shut up


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More manga about single dads

Solty Rei. It stars a grumpy mean bounty hunter who suddenly ends up as the legal guardian of a cute android girl with amazing abilities while he tries to collect bounties on dangerous criminals in a world where cyborgs are normal.

Then there is Zone of Enders: Dolores where a middle aged father tries to reconnect with his estranged adult children.

Coyote Ragtime Show, which revolves around a master criminal who breaks out of prison and tries to make amends with his adopted daughter, by helping her find the inheritance her real father left for her.


I don't know if those are actually Manga or anime buy I hope the person that wants stuff about dads is happy.


isn't tiger and bunny really gay


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Just destroyed my kitchen wall lads



Remodeling house?



did you koolaid man it


sako's powers have increased....no one is safe....


he's gone from breaking through floors to breaking through walls


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NEP is dangerous.

Makes her all the more lovely.



Yeah the house was pretty old when I bought it so we're completely tearing down the entire thing and redoing it.



so this... is the power of acknowledging your pedophilia...

not bad...



you become even more powerful once you learn how to control it


wrt loliposters me and aradia also post them

i think ifunny was the only one who was spamming it though


a wall is just a sideways floor when you think about it



we live ina bottom text



Gloves are just shoes for hands



aradia posts them and then denies it


homestuck is just 17776 but awful


i lolipost but only on occasion and i really want sako to chill


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Who else wants Nepeta to prank them?



full accelerationism is my creed

break everything usher in that new paradigm


loliposting as a business to destroy loliposting as a business................. how armstrongian................


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Now just what in the Sam hill is rhise


something something karkat something something bitch slut supreme


St8p p8sting l8li!!!!!!!!


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Is this that edgy one where peeeeeee comes from


Your name is Karkles and you are a Bitchslut Supreme


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what about this


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What if Karkat was a highblood.

Then you'd have an angry emperor who has to dress up stupidly.


you made me remember be the seadweller lowblood

fuck you



the hwat



stop posting...lately...?



I'm sorry





give me money


be the seadweller lowblood was good



uhhhh le


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I want to ___ Nepeta.



It 8n't me


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Cut up


i think i'm just gonna play the newest nep and then play earlier ones later maybe



I wanna hug


so yeah like

fallout 1, 2, or new vegas



New Vegas



vegas is supposed to be the good one



new vegas is the alt right's favorite!


play geneforge


im gonna play new vegas

im gonna romance yes man




Another Geneforge fan? Thought I was alone.


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i'ma get dindins


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LaDs dO YoU ThInK NeP WoUlD YoWl lIkE A CaT If yOu sNaPpEd hEr gReY LiTtLe tOeS OnE By oNe hAhA :o)


I've been having vietnam flashbacks lately






Don't abuse NEP.

NEP is for love.


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hey whats up?



i spent most of yesterday playing a porn game

it was pretty good, i think


scotus made a good decision




i'm trying to decide if i should take a nap or not



that decision being


Currently reading Be the sea dweller lowblood.


small brain: turning nepposter into a lolicon

big brain: turning nepposter into a tranny



>Liking trans people



I spy ass fangs



if you bring homestuck onto this board so help me


alright, this is epic



I want a scrappy little tomboy skater nep gf with braces and a scraped knee



i'm warming up to the new guy already!



struck down a deportation because the law was "unconstitutionally vague" by describing the requirements for "aggravated felony" as "crime of violence"

a man who pleaded no contest to burglary was being deported over the provision and they cited Scalia who argued against vagueness before




turn on IDs


how do new people even find this place

like i know that we're one of the more active boards but i thought 99% of the homestuck fanbase was tumblr now so they avoided 4chan like the plague, let alone 8chan



please for the love of god no


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>Don't bring Homestuck to the Homestuck board.



it's the only way to kill sako

ifunnyposter has him completely corrupted



sako finally came to terms with his loli lust



murk loar


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why would ids stop me


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>Homestuck board



you become filterable



we had this conversation earlier

like last night even


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It was easy, I typed Homestuck in 8folds search function.



the broth


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>>Don't bring Homestuck to the Homestuck board.

where do you think we are?


sako did you save your free roll for the flashfest banner last night



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>Homestuck board



*shits in the soup*





hsg should be a place of blood



>he actually uses 8chan


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Well I guess you've all been here so long that it's a worn out topic huh?




I see I've made massive mistake.



i did

i got a duplicate of altair i think

and the new barawa



*menstruates on the broth*


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good ame



i blew everything and got gold moons for olivia and sturm. it fucking hurts.


the only new things i got were barawa and anne, nothing amazing



(mostly) joking aside no one here has liked homestuck in years

you can still talk about it if you want though


*menstruates into the broth*


we still have the capacity to shitpost about homestuck, but only barely


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>Homestuck board.





i have 116 draws saved up for a spark

but im also not actively playing right now either

i think im gonna get back into it after gw ends



Yeah the ending was absolutely horrid, and the comics nine years old. Didn't know why I thought people would still talk about it.



you can always stay...



i'm only actively saving for pig zodiac so i think i'm fine even though i have nothing right now.

i've been kinda burnt out from all the events and getting two flb chev swords but i think after gw i'll feel like it again too


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>homestuck was 20 years ago



you can still talk about shit if you want it's just not going to be homestuck most of the time



Of course I'm gonna stay. You dudes are alright.



this is quickly going to turn into a contest to see how fast we can change your mind on this statement


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I'm not going anywhere soon.



i just banned ifunny and sako's not even (that) obnoxious


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I continue to fuck myself over in every way.


should we just list everyone's fetishes right now so we don't have to spend 30 posts showing them to the new guy


remember that one crossie that stopped reading in like 2010 but still came here and tried to fit in complaining about the ending



was that the guy with the tavros flag


did i miss something with ifunnyposter because he seemed perfectly fine to me



he turned to the dark side


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i really need to stop neglecting my dark grid, it's shameful.



nah i think tavrosguy was someone different



ifunny posting was never really good and it was really bad more than it was acceptable

also he spamming a whole lot



he was funny


how do we save sako before he fully succumbs to ifunnyposter's influence


how long until ben and aradiaflag begin to turn evil and plague us with constant loli porn


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in case you weren't aware i would sometimes make a few 5-image posts whenever sako was loling up



no... it's already too late...


Best stalker faction is mercenaries


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this was before ifunny poster even started posting lolis

i didn't understand why people attributed everything to him



is stalker any good


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he awoken the dormant pedo energies within you at a last resort when he was temporarily killed



konosuba is shit but I like this image



i dub thee: super pedotard sako



Yeah it's pretty good


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again this is like, probably a year old


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I'm too busy to spam hsg

by the way that last picture's quality was ass, so here's a better one


whoever posted that chocolate website fuck you because now im looking at all those chocs and getting hungo 2 the extreme


threat levels:

high - ifunnyposter if he resurrects himself, super pedotard sako

moderate - gay pedo ben

low - aradiaflag



i ordered the pounds of balls



>being busy

*resets the "days since last humblebrag" counter to zero*



i started reading a manga about a cat yokai but i'm pretty positive the guy used to draw porn because there's a bunch of underboob and other stuff



>super pedotard sako

this post fucking reeks of wes



this picture is still ass



flip that shit


hicktard god


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trixie is very small



nice crocs faggot



he was supposed to be benned I think but maybe grant already went back on it (or more likely he evaded)


hicktard drop



those are my godmothers

mine are blue and i haven't worn them in years


Sako DropOut


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which manga?

I'm always looking for mew things to read



i apologized to him


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fair enough


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mill was a pretty good manga

Neko Musume Michikusa Nikki



hey whats wrong with her face


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grant goes back on nearly every ban



oh right

did new guy read ovipositive yet?



nah he hasn't yet


we flagposting now?


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I wanna take NEP on a date



why you capitalize her name like that



why did you cry and have a suicide attempt over homestuck general?



Automatically does that for some reason.



i cried and had a suicide attempt over failing out of college



oh man i should have interviewed you for the paper too



what paper



i did a paper a year ago about apathy in college/high school students and how that affected drop outs

i interviewed grant and sako



You are fat



i got the dunlop disease

my stomach dunlop over my belt


haha holy shit that's great, good work, hope that went well

it mightve been apathy? mightve been "doing something i didnt care about oh and also lots of drugs"


the laughing was just because it seems novel to use hsggoers as subject

not, like, laughing at grant and sako



i got an a on it


the only other drop out i know probably wouldn't answer any attempts to contact him


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grant dropped out after being jumped every friday for 3 years



good job


well i mean

i wasn't technically a dropout? i finished

i was put on leave and then transfered



by what? pre-schoolers?


>Pokecenters make the game too easy and trivialize fights, they should be heavily limited

>Items should be heavily limited too

This is without a doubt the stupidest argument for making pokemon harder i've ever heard



What kind of person actually thinks like this



/v/ posters



Pokeshops are now replaced with bonfires where you can refill your poke flask



i'm sure okami hd probably has better graphics compared to the original but for all i could remember it looked and played identical

i did never play a version that used the sticks to control the brush though, so I guess it wasn't 100% the same


in the new pokemon game your pokemon become irreversibly crippled when they faint and you have to go into pokemon-amie to put them out of their misery with a shotgun


turn all of your pokemon into ghost type


Name your stand


>pubg people tried to sue chink companies over using frying pans as a melee weapon





i like Ballmasterz 9009

it reminds me of Superjail



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I mean this genuinely and without a shred of irony.

God fucking bless those really obscure and niche fetishes


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I guess I've seen weirder fetishes



it doesnt top that youtube channel thats just thousands of clips of cartoons being KO'd



I truly admire their dedication. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything, to be honest.


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Super best friends is good


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I'm gonna brap! I'm gonna crap!



you lost me



You can vomit all you want, I'm sticking with my opinion.


YouTube channel



it's bad



the "you lost me" is them saying you lost them describing your opinion, because they think it's bad

it's bad, by the way


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

neku is the only good let's player


It could be worse, he could've said yogscast



being fair i don't think i've ever watched anything to do with best friends but i doub they're worse

i frequently have them on in the background while I'm doing something else



Dude I've been looking for that game for years. Thanks for posting that man.


arise rev arise


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You Are All My Bitchslut Supremes


ive been listening to oneyplays out of habit but i hate that tryhard guy they've been having on lately



don't forget raocow


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fuck off already


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why do they talk about it like this

they're doing what they've done for the entire series except making The End 1.5 episodes long instead of 2 because not all that much happens in that one i think


Worship Kanaya

It Is Safe In Here


There's one LPer I watch who will go months without posting anything and then do an entire playthrough in quick succession.



ehh, im tired

make the new guy worship you instead


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tfw you will never be nepped


The Pleasures Of Kanaya



Ruinous pleasures?



still waiting for that orgy invitation



They Can Be

If You Wish To Be Ruined



Oh yeah I forgot about that show


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How Do You Wish To Be Ruined



with a big ol' dick


The pleasures of Nepeta are better then Kanayas.

She offers fashion while Nepeta makes you fit



i don't think kanaya is talking about fashion....


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>She offers fashion


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so have ava and her demon done anything interesting in the past like year and a half or whenever i last looked at the comic


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I'm such a slut for naps





Sometimes you're late to a post and somebody else has already written about wanting to get violated.

What can you do other than live with that shame.



99% of kanayaposting is going to be about her giant throbbing jade penis

the other 1% will be about her feet and how you can look at them go


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Me Too

We Can Take A Nap Together


I miss the kanayaposts about being bad at computers



damn, when was the last time i saw a fast kanaya...


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I Can Be Too Fast For Eyes Sometimes


need wasted character development gf


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Some days you just wake up sad you know. And there's really no way that the day can make it any better. Then you read about somebody worshipping Kanayas futa dick and every now and then her feet and it just makes your day unfathomably worse.



i was going to post Feferi but let's be honest, you cant waste something that is not there


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You Cannot Touch The Space Bar

It Belongs To Me



we have the new nep guy


you've got a lot of hsg history to learn my child



I hope I can handle the horrific amounts of history this place has.


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Do Not Worry

I Have Always Been Here For You

I Will Always Be Here With You

Until All That Is Becomes Kanaya


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the feet thing isn't for a foot fetish, if you were wondering

it just came from the panels of her running back during murderstuck or whenever that was

"Kanaya's feet, look at them go"



oh that reminds me, it's mandatory that you read this




good luck

for instance, there's some weirdo that actually got someone to make him an aradia body pillow



This futa death cult isn't the best thing I've seen but if I can live among R9K I can live with this.


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what kind of loser would do that.........



tfw no completely bland uninteresting fef gf


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It May Have Not Started As Such But It Quickly Became The Case When Ironic Feet Worship Became Not So Ironic

The Rest As They Say Is Now History


There You Are

You Were At My Side All Along

My True Mentor

My Guiding Moonlight


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he finally got good taste


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My only Kanaya


Play Kan's Game


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>The hybrid monster groaned loudly. There was a wet and vile sound from between its hunched legs, and Rose yelped as something heavy slapped down inches from her throbbing pussy. Daring to look, she saw a huge and misshapen organ, fat and bloated save for the tip, which was much thinner. She stared in fascination, and wondered how she could possibly couple with the beast without it killing her.


i took that nap but it lasted longer than i expected and i feel kinda groggy

why do i always play the nap game when it always ends like this



it's a very good kanaaya



ain't it the greatest


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>She only started to scream again when she felt the first egg make its way down the beast's ovipositor, making her pussy bulge obscenely as it muscled through. A small bump had already appeared below her navel, where the hot fluid gushed into her rapidly swelling womb. She almost passed out as the egg forced past her cervix, and then was laid inside of her securely.


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Kanaya Loves You

Love Yourself By Loving Kanaya



Takes me back


The Dolorosa's Long Long Legs


all aboard the lolita express


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Honestly Kan I don't think I can ever love myself.

I can only love Nepeta.


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All Is Kanaya





how is this a backfire outside of wlf being a super shitty site/company


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I have to go to the dentist later this week, I can't ignore these teeth anymore


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knock laura parker's teeth out and take those


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>Not brushing twice a day and flossing regularly

Unless of course, this ain't from poor hygiene.


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Protect Your Smile Before It Comes Undone



I brush daily. That doesn't stop teeth from coming in wrong, and microfractures allowing them to rot due to not being able to get the brush or floss to those areas.



In that case, I apologize.



Goddamn those are some nice teeth.


windows 10 keeps suspending automatically even though i'm pretty damn sure i set it not to do it. it doesn't even do it regularly. how the fuck do i stop this?




U pgrade to win7



install Windows 7


think i'm gonna start smt4a lads...



Offer crude oil and a virgin motherboard to the Omnissiah.




No WSL, worse user interface, boots up way slower, no thanks.


>worse user interface



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I Have Never Paid For An Operating System And I Have Gone Through Several For Both Learning Leisure And Business

I Suppose I Will Be Detained If I Ever Set Foot In America


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i tried it for like 20 hours last year and it was kinda unepic

but all my friends told me it gets really epic later on....



Win10's weird pseudo-tiling mode works a lot better, it's cleaner, you can hit the mod4 key and just start typing to run programs, etc.

Windows is not my main operating system and I only use it to for video games. Right now I am suffering a harddrive failure on my NAS which has my entire home directory on it so I'm using Windows until the new drive gets here.



it is really unepic for a long time, then you can carve out a pocket of epicness



>Worse interface

You're an apple baby, aincha?

>Boots slower

Not on an SSD. Or even on a 7200rpm HDD. Learn your shit.



some people really like it and some people really hate it. i never got around to playing it but i'm kind of a at a disposition to distrust the people that hate it.


I can't get the Neutral route in 4, I always end up in Law. I'm sorry but Walter's a cunt.


I'm scared of Bears



Don't be scared, I don't bite


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I Used A Modified Copy Of Windows Xp A Cousin Gave Me Until About 2014

Then I Moved On To Windows 7 Because I Replaced The Old Computer Hardware On The Family Business For Second Hand Computers And It Came With Windows 7

It Was Not Vista And That Was All I Cared About


and don't listen to the crossdressing maid fags, best outfit is /pol/ uniform + skull helmet



I'm a plan 9 baby who is stuck as a linux baby for convenience reasons (no video decoders or soft raid support on plan 9).



from the screenshots my friend showed me it looked extremely epic but i have no idea how long it'll take to get there. I don't want to get too committed right before Deep Strange Journey is out.


Kanaya Will Write Ransomware Now


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No, bears the animal.


I prefer Terrorwave myself.


The Future Is Mine


*grins as he looks at his special limited anniversary edition of deep strange journey*

*grin fades as he realized there's no point if he doesn't actually play the game before it comes out in the west*


All Shall Be Kanaya



hsg is all about usurping le demiurge



Oh, you mean windows has a wider hardware/software support range?

Gee whiz!


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Dethrone The Gods And Monsters Of Mankind

And Place Kanaya In Their Place


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this is the best outfit



uhhhh no i mean linux does

did you even read my post


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wait a minute... that wasn't bourbon...


I Will Ruin You

With My Computer Illiteracy


goo night hsg



I don't sleep until I sleep


does windows even support RAID5? because software RAID5 (and 6 once i can afford more drives) is basically half of the reason I am using linux (though freebsd would work equally as well). even if it does, I doubt it handles it as well as ZFS does.



don't @ me bitch



I love you



How illiterate could you possibly be?



i dont know

i feel like a not of the time there's a weird focus on making the character wearing the kindergarten outfit really infantile, or just straight up toddlerlike

it's cute when its legitimately nonsexual though


Sollux Come Quick

The Computer Told Me I Had Won A Prize For Being The Hundred And First Million Visitor To A Certain Website

I Clicked Where It Said To Click To Get My Prize But The Computer Froze With Many Windows To Block Me From Claiming The Prize

Luckily I Wrote The Link On This Paper So Write It On Your Computer So We Can Get That Prize


Charlatan fraud


Store brand tumuts will Ñøt be ACcEPTTED


is the joke that this is another fake tumut


I go off for one afternoon and the ZOG liberal media TRIES TO REPLACE me

I am a goddamnmned PATRIOT and I will not SUFfER THIS LIBEL


But I'm conservative


But You Are Kanaya


Nah it's really me I've just been watching a lot of Pee Wee's Playhouse in the weed cave

I idolize Pee Wee Herman there's something very Zen about the character's unflappable enthusiasm for life


I Remember

I Remember The Alamo


What the fuck is happening



isn't that a kids show for toddlers


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Yes but the character was originally from a bawdy adult stage show, softened for the Tim Burton film (this is where pee wee got big) and then even more so for the show

But even the kids show is still very surreal and at times John Waters-esque


damn famous olds are dropping like flies



I think the worst part of being alive is knowing my Waifu isn't real and will never love me. I can only imagine her loving me.


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i want some kind of tim burton movie crossover

like, beetlejuice, pee wee herman, batman, jack skellington, and edward scissorhands all on a big adventure together



Kanaya Will Always Be With You



let hot topic go out of business first but that would be cool tbh



yeah but she also won't break up with you


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i live for my waifu

it doesn't matter if she isn't real





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wow it's been a long time since i last saw this


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but would you die for your waifu?


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what kind of question is that



But I don't want Kanaya.




it's really weird that kevin, the most masculine sounding character in ed edd n eddy, is voiced by a woman.


Kevins what


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i wonder if 2018 kevin would be woobie fujobait like lars

actually i wonder if sugar saw 1999 kevin as fujobait given her, uh, predilections



>forgetting rolf exists


this pie was absolutely a mistake



Rolf does not sound particularly masculine. His voice is really weird.


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so quaint and naive



is lars fujobait?



He's from somewhere in East Europe, that or the west Asia region.



fucking halftruth



yeah but it's not just the accent. it's pretty high pitched.


halftruth ruined the best years of my life



High test and pre-pubescent.


The stars at night

Are big and bright

D --> Deep in the heart of Te%as



whatever you call those jerk-but-secretly-just-vulnerable-woobie softboys designed for tumblr to fawn over

maybe fujobait isn't right


*ghostwrites ur comic a lil*


Shwiggity Shwag

What Is In The Bag


i need to play the wonderful 101

kinda thinking of streaming it and posting the link here but it's like the last stretch of the game and i don't think anyone would want to see that. plus i don't think posting my account here is actually a good idea



we already know you're twitch.tv/lolimanko



squishy, slick, warm loli manko


petite plush slightly parted loli labia



damn i would have actually taken that if it was available



stop you're giving me a boner


puni puni...

mochi mochi.......


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this is epic



paul's puffy puffy vulva


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what's this artists's name again?





Does anyone here have Company of Heroes 2


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If you do here's Company of Heroes 2 - Whale and Dolphin Conservation Charity Pattern Pack



his faces are so good they almost make you forget he draws really flabby tits



thx i wasn't following him on pixiv and i got rid of my twitter account


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I can't stop myself from going to reddit and sorting by controversial so I can pleasure myself to autistic nerds making fools of themselves



hsg isn't enough for you?



which subreddit


Ban generic and awful anime starting now



lifeprotips is good

I'm looking through mildly infuriating right now


uncomfortably full of fake meat



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public execution of Sean Hannity when?


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this is the only overwatch animation ive ever watched



wow this one is really good


i still haven't played w101 lol



>all those deleted posts




is that flap belly slap-a slap slap



i have no idea what you're trying to ask



big flan belly slap-a slap slap


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start saying words that make sense



i love this meme



the Croissant was a nice touch.



little flan castle pack-y pack pack



I'm disappointed in you.


little flan bladder leak-y leak leak


someone remembers?


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please just use human words


Is this Sako?

Please stop Sako.


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yeah give it a rest


sako stop dude


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not sako

just give me one more


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Sako you stop this right now or so help me.


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i'm not sako


*spills water on sako*


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I swear to god Sako, you need to chill with these lolis.


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id drink flan's pee


i can't believe people still say "artificial difficulty" in current year


pee: good

pee drinking: kys


Oh no!!!!!!!! My HP 8ar is inexplica8ly infl8ing again!



but i want to drink the ambrosia from heaven that is loli pee


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greatest video game song ever created y/n?


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>pee: good




loli pee: good



literally any given song from that shitty silver surfer game is better.



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this song is really intense for a super nintendo track. feels really raw.





discordnigs get out


and i really have enjoyed my stay

but i must be movin on


post good loli piss drnking doujins


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I like em thicc


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nice subtle brappost





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i liked this song before it was a davekat theme

it's not even a good davekat theme, it just mentions romcoms so everyone making a karkles playlist used it

actually it's a shit davekat song

it should be a karezi song

anyway listen to it with your favorite ship in mind


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the best part is that they would probably do it themselves


oh man have we talked about how the $15 minimum wage in Seattle totally worked out fine and is going swimmingly

cuz that's neat



sometimes i wish we weren't so racist in the past so we stayed a relevant city and would maybe get this shit quicker





pie status: i ate some



new orleans

at least according to a history book i read we used to be as important as new york is currently



The only reason you were ever important was because there once was a time when the Mississippi was one of the major transport hubs of America

Thank god for railroads and airplanes



oh yeah yeah



yea but surrounding big cities like houston and atlanta have more shit going on

it's kind of annoying when you fly


god can you even IMAGINE the economic growth we're losing out on due to wages not matching output



don’t worry the epic cabals of the world are doing great


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>20 more years until all the service sector wagies are replaced by robots



i dont believe you



i wonder what le fug even happens when all the unskilled labor is gone


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whatever we feel like


snicket made a prequel series a few years ago

watching the series is making me want to read the books again

i thought hostile hospital was good, i don't remember pretty much anything from the first part (if that happened) but the 2nd was mostly what I remembered

ersatz elevator was cool but the focus on olaf was a bit too prominent



we die



It's a good adaptation except for sunny but baby actors what can you do



you don't have to believe me

pull a cletus and look it up yourself



you can not give them cringey subtitles, for one



no i also dont care enough about it


i'm back on that wow wow grind



oh, okay

just know that it's true, then, i guess



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>I trust the president to do what's right and not do something rash and stupid

mcconnell please



okay, that's fine


so the creator, Hussie, had just made the slightly obtuse internet comedy Problem Sleuth. Because everthing Hussie makes builds on his previous work before inheriting from itself in an ourobouros of stupidity, he had a focus for the beginning: The first act or two of homestuck is a tutorial for programming data structures. Then it expands in scope a couple dozen times until in the end the villian (who is implied to have the powers of billiards (the pub game, not the number)) is defeated by being blown back into a black hole made from several exploding universes collapsing in on eachother orchestrated by his twin sister. Who was possibly also a firefly for a while but in a forgotten future of a different universe then the one she’s from. The main characters we’ve been following since the start are not involved in any of this.


was calliope actually serenity

i don't remember anything from homestuck anymore



the idea is that america has grown enough, bumbubmb



i think there was some sort of implicaiton of that

or some dumb comment was made

i remember it being a thing, i don't remember if it was a fan thing or an actual thing though





I remember when someone told me that serenity would be revealed to be calliope and I called them a moron


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red flag if i ever saw one


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ooh yikes


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uhhh i think you got a wrong image in the mix



am i the only one who quite dislikes the BotW wizzrobes



pretty baste, if she actually means it


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alright so here's the deal

someone made an article about those concept pieces, and said the guardian taking off its head reminded them of snatcher


REMOVE TUMBLR remove tumblr

you are worst tumblr. you are the tumblr idiot you are the tumblr smell. return to deviantart. to our deviantart cousins you may come our website. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,tumblr we will never forgeve you. fujoshi rascal FUck but fuck asshole tumblr stink tumblr mspaf mspaf..tumblr genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead tumblr..ahahahahahTUMBLR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget hiatus .mspaf we kill the king , mspaf return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot tumblr and deviantart smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE TUMBLR FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. reddit+4chan+deviantart+mspaf=kill tumblr…you will hiatus/ tupac alive in hsg, tupac making album of hsg . fast rap tupac hsg. we are rich and have updates now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink tumblr… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in hsg ….fuck the deviantart ,..FUCKk ashol tumblrs no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur fandom and website. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the tumblr farm aminal with rap magic now we the hsg rule .ape of the zoo david karp fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and tumblr wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. hsg greattst website


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jim how do you feel about the new boys (1,2,3) compared to the old boys(4,5)


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not wonk, but despite the art looking worse on the new ones, #2 is best



4 > 2 >3 > 1 > 5



4 is indeed the best saproling art, though the 3 new ones are pretty good as well


once my friend group gave this little wormy dude who was kinda halfway in the group an ultimatum that he had to stop hanging out with these other friends of his or he would be booted from the group

i didn't get involved because i didn't really spend any time with that guy anyway and didn't give a fuck if he got booted but that was pretty shitty and made me respect them less.



these are all epic



they're pretty but thematically different

i dunno if i like the new theme



saprolings are big epic indeed sponge


*slangs meat*


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different things make them


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jesus christ


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thallids are big mungo epic, the first deck I played with against other people was a Nemata deck that flooded saprolings

that deck turned me into the magic player i am today



oh this is massive epic


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that article had some cool shit though



that noise sounds more like a dog howling than a human



cwc's giant honkin' titties


can someone red pill me on barb


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she's dying



she's all but disabled and it falls to cwc to care for her

cwc in the meantime continues his gradual descent into further, more dangerous forms of insanity




ooh big fungi boys



i was going to mock cwc for living off of hocking his toys and other garbage, but then i realized he's just doing rev's job better

there are too many people on hsg with parallels to chris, it makes me uncomfortable



rev doesn't have a bunch of retards willing to buy his garbage though



go to prerelease


oh, rev has his revtards



what's wrong with it


ok im here now


that doesnt mean stop posting it means post better




This is a pretty lukewarm take?



said the local soicopath


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>choosing not to hang out with people that you don't enjoy hanging out with is sociopathy

Christ normies must live in an awfully insincere plastic hellscape if basic self awareness and frank setting of boundaries are considered impolite/antisocial



le... me



i didn't say that

i said you're a sociopath, which you seem to even have pride in



I wish I was a sociopath, I'm not


>I wish I was a sociopath, I'm not


my epic gf likes pizza thot



Being able to make decisions completely disconnected from my emotional state would be an objective benefit to my life


poll solitude vs. any given person from hsg


solitude is epic because i can vape and jack off and watch rlm all ar the same time


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you ever cum at the same time rich evans laughs



nonissue since you should consume the bag over 3/4 giant bowls



how is that a nonissue, i even do that



i try to avoid it



it won't go stale if you inhale it all


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Todd Howard is a valid kid name


*kills the final normalfag*

*musubi theme plays*



it being stale isn't the issue dude

it's never been the issue




Best Homestuck content I've seen in a while tbh



is your gf a thot



hsg now or ANY hsg poster EVER



control your palsy and stop spilling cereal then






she's half squaw and i'm kind of jealous tbh



no she’s epic



now, chosen and random

just one person because broth is too strong



store brands were on this trend years ago


cletus is jealous of my epic psuedoasian gf


when is the surveillance state going to be entrenched enough that on kissanime ads recommend single inuit babes in my area

i need a woman whos quiet and stocky



you can store cereal in the freezer where any rats and moths can't get to it



native americans are asians new game+ technically



first off that's weird

secondly, still not the issue


i'm not going to let my epic schema ruin this persons life like the last gf


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i'll take my epic chances with the hsg poster



>i'm not going to let my epic schema...

unepic to the extreme



i don't like what it did to texas girl

i mean it's not all my fault but a lot of it is. i left an epic sponge shaped hole in her heart in addition to all i harvested out of it


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hail eris except for when i must perform and behave according to constructed spooks :)


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goo night hsg



eye like it



all in epic hopes i may one day have placed myself into a position where i can slay a major player

also how is that relevant to having healthier relationships


not finding the chaos in order is very aneristic, cletus



I think you should do something as entertaining and gross as you pretend to be

thats what I think



>slay a major player

like a president or what


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Did You Do Your Taxes Homestuck General



Kanaya most of the people here get money from taxes, they don't give money for them



do you want me to try to harvest mouthpics from everybody i know?



do it babe


eris: ummmm beg every girl you know for a picture of their throat! :)


i dont understand most of the things sponge says, to be quite honest



presidents only last so long

the families and corporations that own most of the wealth are bigger players in a bigger picture



this but unironically



go catch up on the fifteen hundred hours of slack


did texas girl get arrested or something



i think so. i wish i knew what happened to her. i'm e-buddies with somebody that used to know her and i'll see if she can figure anything out when she moves back to texas



immerse yourself in the epic


epic corrupting into eric must be synchronicity



a truly epic synchronicity is what eris' name looks like in greek


The only person I know who ever was in jail was my gym teacher

but he turned his life around

I think he was part of the mob


>sponge says "hey maybe i dont want to hurt the people i love"

>cletus says "lol u pussy"

this is why people think you're a sociopath clet



but he's helping, sociopaths don't act considerate of others


also sponge good luck with that and the new gf, that's really good and i wish you the best

i hope texas girl is okay too



i dont understand what youre saying



if you knew how to read you would know I was criticizing hypocrisy not saying "lol fuck people over bro hahaha"



very epic of you jimmy, thank you <3



that's sort of exactly what you were saying, because of how epic and amusing you find my fucking over of people for my own epic indulgences



that's exactly what you were saying though

you were encouraging him to fuck people over to "remain consistent" instead of "being a hypocrite"

instead of, i dunno, accepting that change is good an maybe what you think of as hypocrisy is growth, idk






maybe i just need to read naked lunch and then i'll epicly resume the harvest


i'm disappointed but not surprised that people treat their philosophy like modern religion

stand for some vague locus of ideas until its inconvenient




reverse course soon


>maddow discussing the transcript of the Cohen trial

>notes that Cohen's lawyer refers to "5 paragraphs that related to 'papers of the president'" that the fbi were looking for


>relating to the president

>5 paragraphs of a search warrant

>a search warrant for ''evidence of a crime"

holy shit


>you should remain dedicated to philosophies and worldviews that hurt other people

>because uhhhhhhhhh consistency is good


the endless recursion of the "rebel subculture" fighting/changing society while actually being part of society, a very constructed part, is sad

youth culture was a mistake


cletus, what do you stand for



i'm not saying he can't change but I don't want to hear another hail eris again



>you can't be counterculture because you're part of society

cletus these takes are glacial



why are you the authority on his beliefs



my core philosophy really hasn't changed direction too much. actively making myself feel guilty isn't integral to any part of it. perhaps you are jealous you've never felt my feelings during the most golden ages of the harvest? never had four different e-sluts reveal their epic glands (uvulas) to you in the same night?


i'm supposed to crash the stock market by harvesting pics of melania trump's mouth



there are actually countercultures that are truly opposed to society right now i.e. the alt-right before it farted out /neet culture/ anarcho-transhumanist writers etc.


le live in a society



wtf i love isis now



the alt-right is a part of society too

they have their own media outlets


cletus wants me to have an enormous golden submarine like the classic discordians


i dont want to turn this into a discussion of the alt right

just clarify what you meant here >>1180558 when you point out that these movements are part of society



i never said authentic countercultures were "better" or "more right" but at least they're not inherently compromised


>before it farted out



when was that


it was still part of society


what makes a counterculture "inauthentic" and "compromised



every human is inherently compromised by their frailty and many needs. can you name any group that wasn't or isn't inherently compromised? there has not yet been an air-tight ideological system. except for yours, maybe. ;)


we le in a society



going back to address this, what the fuck does this have to do with anything? If I've never proclaimed to stand for/buy into/believe certain ideologies how can you invoke whataboutism and flip it on me? I never said I had a commitment to a consistent ideology



>how can you invoke whataboutism and flip it on me

i wasnt trying to, i was just asking



>i was never inconsistent! i've forever been consistent in my inconsistency!



when it doesn't propose a radically different alternative to the dominant mores and structures of society

>there has not yet been an air-tight ideological system.

This is sort of my point?


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hail eris


*invokes whataboutism*



second half is a reply to




im not saying you are one, but youre definitely starting to sound like one of those "both sides do it wrong, and that's why i dont choose one" folks


how different must their proposals be to be considered authentic


the only cohen trial i want to hear about here is the people with good taste and no brain damage vs cohen twitter idiot bad writer


i think you need some eris nigga


oh yeah i was gonna play bayonetta 2 at some point


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why hail eris when there's a better alterantive


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where is it



the only cohen trial i want to hear about is his sentencing trial lol


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>Exciting! Explosive! Super Bomberman R is coming to PC and bringing P-body from Portal in for some explosive fun!




>im not saying you are one, but youre definitely starting to sound like one of those "both sides do it wrong, and that's why i dont choose one" folks

>both sides


If you want to know more about how I think about ideologies know that I think a technocratic meritocratic world state run by A.I./machines would be a very good political system, and that a completely anarchist planet earth would be equally good

I consider modern neoliberalism wanting and all historical examples of monarchism, marxism, fascism, nazism, statism in general to be shit

>how different must their proposals be to be considered authentic

Radically, can you read



answer me


>tfw trump & clinton in a televised dual execution never


also whats poppin nsa


cletus exposing his pre-gaped asshole to me: stick it in me and pump me full of your epic seed or your beliefs aren't authentic



how much different is radically different


leaked trump and clinton sex tapes


I'm also honest with myself and can separate the concept of "This society would be good living for me" vs. "This society is "Good" " unlike most people who have to rationalize them to be one and the same

I'm honestly a political opportunist, actually



when you ask a bunch of girls for mouthpics



if you dont pound his ass with rhythm he'll whine about you being inconsistent



Don't get semantic with me

What does "all men are created equal" mean


>im an oppurtunist

isnt the general gist of opportunism "not standing for anything consistent"



both of us sure do want to fuck him, don't we


i'll either get semantic with you or i'll get semitic with you


What does "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs." mean???

Be reasonable. You know what it means. Occupy Wall Street is not the same thing as Weather Underground



you're forcing me to

you said "authentic counterculture" and i said "whats that" and you said "it's radically different" and i said "how much different is that" and you said "radically"

you're not espousing anything real, just rhetoric

"these people arent actually counterculture! they're not different enough!" is political speak for "i will dismiss everything i dont agree with as 'not doing it right'"



im just trying to understand what you're saying, and you're being evasive



I recognize that one ideology might work better than a second ideology in one context, while the second might be better than the first in another context

I'd only be a hypocrite if I made my entire personality a dumb meme spouting gremlin of one of these ideologies



i wasnt calling you a hypocrite

i was saying you stand for nothing



>"these people arent actually counterculture! they're not different enough!" is political speak for "i will dismiss everything i dont agree with as 'not doing it right'"

Uh no, Islamic Fundamentalists are genuinely counterculture and I want them scraped from the surface of this rock, roughly.

By radical I mean radical. As in, making large changes to many sectors of society (especially socially and economically)




but i get what you mean about context, that makes sense

still, if you describe yourself as an oppurtunist, im gonna say you stand for nothing


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this is adonis (cletus) rn



listen let's just stop

cuz my next question is "how large do these changes need to be"

either provide some examples for scale and explain where the brightline is or we should just stop cuz we'll get nowhere



i'm eris' left hand, the one she clearly doesnt use to jill off enough



females need to send 2 (two) mouthpics a day or face execution



i’m her epic mouth


But I think wonk just invariably bends conversations towards something tinged with politics which wasn't what this was about

Sponge update your aesthetic or live it or remain a 17 year old its your choice

I'm just disappointed in how unexciting you've become and I want you to entertain me



I shouldn't dignify this with an answer but I'd say it should fundamentally change the dominant conception of humanity's place and "purpose" in reality



i am updating my epic aesthetic while also still behaving like an epic 17 year old. i just need to be a better person for a while before i become even epicly worse than before, as i do.



it's not about politics cletus it's about rhetoric

you cant say something and then when people ask you to clarify say "you understand what i mean, why dont you undesrtand"

you're not committing to anything but rhetoric and that's annoying when we're trying to talk about substance

anyway this whole "sponge keep ruining your life and the people around you cuz your breakdowns are entertaining" is pretty fucked up

wanna talk about hwy you want sponge to entertain you


i want to kidnap cletus and force him to transition and also be my reverse-therapist



tfw all the ropeculture articles are gone




oh wow more flowery rhetoric, how enlightening

have you considered politics

also way to avoid the pressing question of "your weird relationship with sponge"




starting at what age



he wants me to wash him down with gurt while i snapchat mouthpic girls



cousinfucker if u run for any local new york positions id vote for u if i can still vote despite living in another country



I've answered your question of "how radical" like 3 different ways if you can't understand what I'm saying well frankly I don't care. I think, maybe, you do understand my general point and are just fishing for chinks in the armor

As for my bromance with sponge like 3-2 years ago I wanted to be his epic disciple but he stagnated and I'm disappointed in that


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Democracy is disgusting, fuck Andrew Jackson to hell forever

I will never run for office. Install me as Prince of America or else I'd rather have actual power and own some company


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cletus will be the epic little prince of my cellar


cletus will join me in icy's army



i understand what your gist is

"the changes they propose have to be big"

my point is "that kind of vagueness is usually a tool of the status quo to dismiss as irrelevant any actually threatening movements as 'not important enough to talk about'"

but anyway! seriously! let's stop with that, i dont even remmeber what i actually wanted to talk to you about before i got distracted clarifying your definitions


oh, you're anti-democratic

this makes sense

you want to make the status quo, of course you'd maintain a worldview that stabilizes it



do you have any idea what he means by saying you've "stagnated"



i haven’t been as inventive since i moved back from texas



inventive? like, creative output?


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creative and epic output yeah


your hypercomic will never get finished at this rate



epic? like, shitpost output?


you have to protect your ability to create at all cost


cletus how does sponge's "stagnation" make you feel


cletus evolved into heracletus



this is just lazy

stfu already


you have to nurture your ability to create at all costs save your own health





relationships really congeal the creative juices



snibbity snab



Should I at least attempt to punctuate like Rose if I'm going to act the therapist?


i need to start doing adderall or something


Rose is probably only slightly better a therapist than Lucy from Peanuts


oh man

that reminds me of the guy who posted about jacking off to his gf's mom's feet

i wonder how that guy's doing






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yes goy pay money for this pill you eventually won't be able to function without


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fuck off with your generic white stacies forever not even kidding



mankind's ancestral memory knows that kid


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i wouldn’t have it prescribed, i just buy it from people sometimes


rose would always say you want to fuck your mom no matter what problem you have


adderall is a meme pill


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how much loli do i have to post for all that


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just go i'll say when





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