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more titties


eri if your listening i want you to know you did a good job


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something about this is really bad even by my standards


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the other guy posts softer lolis


how many people do i have to kill at konami for metal gear rising re-revengeance 2 to happen


10? 30?




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im trying to post things are just barely not porn

i will do better





depends on what caste within konami they are


what do i do while i'm stuck in chicago for a few hours next week



did you know that swallowing live goldfish was apparently a widespread college trend in the 1930's

this reminded me of that but worse



that guy might just be a toddlercon...


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i hope not


caroline or justine


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I would never be in a relationship with someone under the drinking age because I can't talk to girls without loads of alcohol present


If you get girls drunk theyll have sex with you


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i do not need to get my gf drunk and i have never had her drunk


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is this enough



you need to stop



i’ve heard about and it’s really awful

i hate porn like that, too


i hate the porn of women eating small animals


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i dont have to listen to you


i want you to stop


it would be appreciated



yeah i think every revved down after fapping


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should i download yojinbo and watch it with my friend




it's really fucking awful

one state did make a law about it to protect the fish which is good


you don't have to listen to me but that doesn't make it any less true



i dont need to do anything


anyway good night

except to you, loliposter



you always see feedees stuffing their face with absolute garbage, if you're getting paid to *infl8* you might as well order decent slop


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sleep tight wonk



this one is sako. each loliposter has their own taste



pedos is the same



what would you say our tastes are






im sorry



drawings: pedo

grooming a child: not pedo



still fleshing out my theory of mind for each



i cant be assed to do it tonight but remind me tomorrow and i'll explain, again, why you're wrong


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i can tell you right now that my greatest weakness is blonde lolis



please do tell me how jerking off to drawings makes me a pedophile, while you grooming a child and admitting to jerking off to the same things i am not does not make you one



i think them eating trash food is part of the fetish for some people.


goodnight hsg


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>i go through podcasts faster than i get them by walking the dog once a day

>ive started to walk the dog twice a day



that's not what i meant you fucking defensive idiot

i never groomed a child, i think you've got the entire shitto story mixed up either on purpose or not and i just want to straighten it out

also i dont think you're actually a pedo, ive said that before, but i definitely think you're a fucking creep and a weirdo and im gonna give you shit for that



start listening to yeast radio


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you've probably seen her boobs before

I mean Im just guessing here but it's most likely. haha My man.


*releases the mouthpic children*



okay pedo



i cant just pick up a podcast i have to have like

a preexisting knowledge of a person on it


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i told you, there are 1669 episodes of the slack hour for subgenius lore




listen to deep fat fried

it has the amazing atheist


maybe i should fuckin

go back to listening to giantbomb

i stopped when ryan davis died

are they still like 3 hours long



sponge was on it



there must always be a zwid



i mean

that doesnt count


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>stayed up until 3am playing w101

at least i finished the story....

really fucking good game. i want to play it more but i need to move on now.

sequel when



a) never

b) with the switch port of the first game if they ever do one



there is something simultaneously erotic and unpleasant about bodies like this


i'm wide fuckin awake now too


i'm normally not into this kind of stuff but i'm really considering buying the megaman x anniversary collection


give me something relaxing to watch or something hsg

i'm revved up to 101% right now


theres a species of crayfish that has only existed since around 1995 and might have come from a german aquarium that just clones itself endlessly



nigga post some articles




very epic


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Nepeta is still the best gril


the new guy is epic



Thank you



keep on rocking little man


>Nya doesnt work



how am i gonna download yugioh


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Help Nepeta get fit by being her punching bag. She hurts you because she loves you.


tfw no lower middle class nep gf


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its too summer out



they wouldnt talk to you without alcohol too



Where at


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jokes on you crossie, time to sift through like 7ish years of general lore just to understand our shitposts


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nobody should have to endure seven years of hsg

not even an abridged version of those seven years


>flee from blatte

>enemies do the victory dance

nice touch


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huh apparently this is based on a finnish painting from 1888





you don't wanna see my hand.

where my hand be at?



my ass


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au where instead of three years on the ship and meteor, they all have to spend seven years in hsg


fun fact: if you have the awesome cougars pic saved on your pc you're a closet homo


was it worth it? no it wasnt


i gotta

i mean i gotta walk the dog again and wash the grill pan so i can fry up those epic bratwurst tonite

but also i gotta patch this kingdom hearts into a pkg file and send it to the ps3 which is probably an all night banger if i ever seen one


au where hussie didnt use a timeskip to develop the characters mostly offscreen and then also didnt retcon away that development by replacing it with another timeskip where he instead developed the characters entirely offscreen


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i could acquiesce an ethernet spllitter probably

cause like

heres another of my famous incomprehensible mspaint diagrams

the red line is the ethernet and the blue is how i assume a splitter would have to go

since theres no hole to feed a second ethernet through the wall from the modem

i assume both ps3 and pc connected to a single ethernet port would work but just kind of fight over the connection speed


though that gets slightly roblemadic once u factor in im going to want a separate pc probably

though its not entirely decided im a bit like, iffy on its actual real functionality at the current time


who cares bitch


can't you just send shit over wifi



you don't have a wifi adapter for your pc?

i'd use that and then use the ethernet as a crossover between the pc and the ps3


>Olivia Barron, her best friend Markie Cameron, Markie's boyfriend Lucas Moreno, along with Penelope Amari and her boyfriend Tyson Curran, and Brad Chang go on a trip to Rosarito, Mexico.

wtf kind of space mongol wrote this sentence


I Have A New Kind Of Hatred Homestuck General That I Would Like To Share With You

It Is A Hatred Based Not On Nationality Or Ethnicity This Time But Based On Behavior

People Who Are Allergic To Peanuts And Yet Order Food With Peanuts In It Thinking It Will Be Fine If They Do Not Eat The Peanut Itself Despite The Whole Mean Being Cooked Together

How Did They Make It To Adulthood I Do Not Understand This

Even Worse Do You Really Think It Wise To Do That Ever In Your Life

Risk Death And A Whole Lot Of Trouble For Everyone Around You Just To Try Food You Consider Exotic

They Even Thought It Would Be Flattering For The Kitchen To Do This

Never Do It Homestuck General

This Is A Huge Mess And Nothing But Trouble For Me What A Way To Start Tonight



this current pc doesnt have one, though i guess itd be trivial to install and then bogart the ethernet cord for myself


an 8gb game took like 2 hours

a few of these games are actually like 20gb, which would be basically all night

which i guess, is really not that much in the scheme of shit


if im going to be Gameing on a pc it needs to be wired connection

im not dealing with the epic fail latency of wifi





okay but did you hear about the kid who ate a peanut butter cup and immediately used his epipen because god damn did he want to try one




just get a switch, they shouldnt be too expensive



I have autism



i mean

your flag already tells us that....



Wow that hurta


which troll has the worst fans?

nep's up there, but maybe tavros or vriska?



gotta be cronus, but picking a dancestor feels like cheating


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>Neps up there



probably vriska fans

some are so deeply in the "she's supposed to be bad!" closet that the character essentially cannot have flaws in their mind

there is no possible misstep hussie can ever take with the character



it's all of the flavors of eridan, if we're only counting current fans

the people who identify strongly with the aquarius trolls are completely fucking unhinged


Never Expect Anyone To Rummage Through Your Purse In Search Of An Allergy Needle While You Are Bloating Up And Choking On Your Own Tongue As If It Was Expected And Mandatory

Its Not My Job And You Got Into That Mess Yourself

I Will Call An Ambulance Because I Must But Otherwise I Will Stand There And Watch You Die

You Deserve It


I Am So Angry Right Now


i can't believe kanayaposter ran up to an allergic customer and force fed them peanuts whilst laughing maniacally



Karkat """Fans"""



Her storyline in act 6 was extremely tedious as was hussie's embarassing in and out of universe obsession with her

but she still didn't do anything wrong lol


Behead those who draw Peggy Hill hot



i think it was that reddit post someone here posted a week or so back that made me actually hate these people

it said even though the retcon had the appearance of vriska miraculously solving everyone's problems by being alive, that was intentionally bad writing by hussie to make everyone hate her because she was supposed to be bad

once you get to the point that even bad writing is viewed as intentional and therefore good writing, what can anyone say in response? hussie could have just spent 10,000 pages with real photos of him writing the word "vriska" with his own feces and they would still applaud the moral ambiguity of the skid marks.



This but those who don't draw her feet big




Rough day on the job there kanaya?


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Yea he's been doing a bunch of art of cute 2hus and other anime girls off of old art


Where were you when that Funky looking science nigga died.


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hey demo isn't dead


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big epic content


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speaking of demo, i wonder if i should bother catching up with berserk yet

seems like it still goes on hiatus frequently



literally me stando



so you're not buying the retcon versions of the homestuck books?



i'd rather drown


hungwy but no food


soft, squishy, and tight loli ass



we saw that figure on sunday but i could not tempt my gf into buying it

it was uh

maybe it was the other statue man figure with the dong


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i don't know who the big guy is but i do not like this


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forbidden hot take


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It's Weavel from Metroid Prime Hunters


hey kids

today's fun fact is that neopets was run by scientologists


Prime Hunters 2 could be Nintendo's Overwatch but good but it will never be made because Splatoon is already so successful



its more complicated than that but yeah

at one point they bought neopets and tried to turn it into a conversion thing



>I finally have you, Samus...

>Do you have any idea how long I've waited for this moment?!

>I'm sure you don't remember

>But ever since we met

>Not a single day went by that I hadn't though of you..!





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todays flan



i don't think nintendo wants or needs an overwatch



This is epic thank you

Do you know his lore



her hips are like literally twice as wide as her shoulders



no i never bothered with hunters



Yeah that's what I just said



blonde lolis with hips.....



>Weavel is a Bounty Hunter who appeared in Metroid Prime Hunters. Weavel is a Space Pirate special-forces warrior who was converted into a cyborg after his entire body (save his brain and spinal cord) was irreparably damaged in a past battle with Samus Aran.

>Weavel was a powerful Space Pirate warrior from a special unit. He was left for dead after a battle with Samus Aran in Brinstar. Only his brain and spinal cord still functioned. His only hope for survival was an experimental procedure in which his body was fused with a mobile life support system. The Space Pirates installed what was left of his body into a robotic shell with life support systems and weaponry, including an energy scythe. Since then he has become a bounty hunter for the Space Pirate forces.

>Samus will never completely obliterate your body and simultaneously make you crush hard on her

why live



it looks absurd



it looks fine to me



wow that is pretty epic


I honestly kind of expect some sort of multiplayer mode in Metroid Prime 4



ly sexy



I'm so nervous about .mp4 because Namco Bandai is developing it and I don't know what direction they will take the series


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metroid prime 4 is an otome game where you choose between a bevy of military officers and space pirate princes and possibly ridley for your hand in marriage also you shoot things on occasion


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bring this epic nigga back


oh no

the want gf feels are back


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I trust bamco, but allegedly metroid prime 4 is being developed by the people who were working on this before it got canned.

I am extremely terrified that they're going to just make another uncharted clone.


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fuck, marry, kill



all of them for >>1180852


the dream: captain rainbow and wonder red both in smash 5



what kind of gf haunts your mind today?


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fuck marry kill part 2

I couldn't find spire's model anywhere


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>roughly 36kg




the want gf feels are fairly uncommon, thank god

i suppose "autistic neet gf"




these numbers don't make sense to me


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which alt forms would you have as a pet



imagine what?


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I think the lockjaw is cute



that last one is the cutest


tfw no digimon cyber sleuth hackers memory on pc

pretend i posted one of those kind of retarded looking sad pepes


>chimeramon was supposed to be in it but got cut

what the fuck man



marry, kill, fuck


fuck, marry, kill


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based Stardime Kid working my dick into a shoot


sako slowly becoming an actual real pedophile


i am in pain



because of bad posting or did something actually happen?



what the fuck are you talking about

im downstairs playing djmax



my head just hurts but bad posting doesnt helk


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grant there'd be less bad posts if you uh, didn't post lol



are you downstairs beating it to little kids?


even if it was me, for whatever reason im fairly certain this professional wrestler isn't a fucking child



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is this a good post



yeah she's cute



"some posts are bad"

and then u instantly get defensive assuming its yours




read the fucking thread grant


dj max is actually an acronym








epic post


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you can tell that post isn't mine anyway because i dont jerk off to 3d


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me @ hsg 24/7



read hwat part




it was explained to me and now im understanded




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big nippy


Epic Nippy



uuuuh excuse me starlight kid is legal in japan



you mean

in theory


Ultra Nippy



i mean she's literally an adult woman or she wouldn't be in a professional wrestling circuit


Little nippy out.


i want to go to planet lib


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holy shit e3 came early


libtard: earth has a molten core


libtard: the sky is blue


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none of my friends would ever join your smelly butt



yeah, have you played the first game or seen his other work?


where can i get a gf



have you tried the gf store



one of those homeless camp sites in cali



according to /fit/ you get one when you reach 1/2/3/4


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Who else loves nep?


whens the blue chalice comin back



what do these mystical numbers mean



1 plate overhead press

2 plates bench press

3 plates squat

4 plates deadlift


should i play yakuza zero first or yakuza kiwami first or should i play the wii u remake instead



yakuza zero before kiwami

there are new references to zero that weren't in the original yakuza 1


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video games



play yakuza: real life

i am telling you to go join a japanese gang



*doesn't click so hard my finger breaks*


i hope eventually ill be able to play games in japanese but im still struggling to get a grasp on basic grammar again

i hate this!


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phrasing, mr president


apparently yakuza is a series about going on dates with an elementary schooler


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a bold legal strategy, mr president



no thats your adopted daughter


*gets a naked joey on a koifish for my yakuza tattoo*



you still go on dates with her and she's still an elementary schooler



i'm too short


*gets a naked joey*


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grandpa died


I want to see Joey's full body gang tattoos!



did your father never spend time with you as a child



rip Poppop



it's japan

the average height is like 1'0''



dates don't have to be sexual or even romantic fwiw

still, strolling around dubious establishments with a 5yo is not exactly stellar parenting



you have my condolences


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this is a better picture

at least he didn't die on my mom's birthday



they look epicly content with life

sorry for your loss



he's been really sick for like a month or so (which is why i cut my hair)

i think he died in his sleep so that's good



sorry to hear that


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Good to know Davekat's still OOC shit.



how can it be out of character...when it's canon...

makes you thunk...




Shelby's fired Wonk. Stop being a dumbass.

Oh wait. You can't.


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Monika enjoying beer


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


i wasn't aware that shelby invented and wrote homestuck

or that firing her would erase parts of the comic?




Not according to piggy who is the one that said it was in the first place.



that was ipgd, who also said it wasn't canon.

God dammit wonk, why are you retarded. What made you so retarded. Did you legit have a massive head injury as a child?



what the fuck are you talking about, that was literally hussie

did somebody say something about davekat not being canon cuz if so i missed it and also it's not true


reminder that dave's condemnation of the patriarchy was his final culmination as a character. the completion of his character arc. everything you liked about dave was leading to that, and it is forever all the character will amount to.


Davekat is pandering shit


im stuck with an old version of my homestuck folder, or else i would be posting all of the "davekat is canon" ive got, and then you'd be sorry


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Help Nepeta draw by providing encouragement through love.


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draw better, slut!

show me some kitty titties!!


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>that was literally hussie

Look I get that you're actually retarded like this guy but let me spell it out for you. ipgd had Hussie do that at her request, in response to being shit on in /co/. Later, she stated that Dave was fucking a dog.

Shelby was the one who requested the whole thing to happen and she's now fired.


i never liked ipgd.



do you have some screencaps or something cuz i have no idea what you're talking about

also i just meant that was hussie in the video, jokingly making it sound like you thought it was ipgd



i only remember she drew pretty good and that's about it



Her drawing came with so much attention whoring baggage, even more than normal drawfags.


also are you trying to say shelby was fired for forcing davekat?


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>Just about every Gay ship



The girl making him write it is ipgd. She's talked about how she makes him do a shitload of stuff.



okay, so, your proof that davekat isn't canon is that ipgd made hussie make that vine?

im asking if there's anything else, like, people talking about it, or whatever, you made it sound like there was more



Probably fired because she's generally a bag of shit that's not worth keeping around.

But I wouldn't be surprised at the old japanese dues at Viz.



Yeah. Statements from both Cohen and Piggy saying it wasn't. Cohen had to delete it because too many faggots were crying at him about it, his apology note is still probably around about that.


never found out what all those private videos on ipgds youtube were about


if you think shelby was fired over shipping you're king of the brainlets


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I love how Wonk just serves as like this perfect guide of what's wrong.



Roach was apparently fired over harassing a fan, same with halftruth. Shelby's a bitch, I can see her getting mad and misbehaving over a ship and getting canned because she doesn't understand how to behave in a more professional environment.


Why does it matter when Karkat's mortal and has a short lifespan?


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actually, davejadekat was the joke

i cant find anything from ipgd though



>Roach was apparently fired over harassing a fan, same with halftruth

what's the source for either of these



>Karkat gets cucked by a dog

>and fucked up by a midget

Why does Hussie hate Karkat so much?



Because his role was better fulfilled by Caliborn.


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Stop it, it hurts.


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remember davenep

what was that all about


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I liked it better when they were siblings in that one AU.



cute nep



They role played together once and that's more than enough fuel for the ship


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It was all bullshit.

Nepkat Forever


I want to kiss an autistic alien catgirl


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Davesprite didn't deserve what happened to him




dont you see? becoming a furry was his true life's meaning

that was definitely the most important part of dave's character and it's good that the plot came full circle for him




Dave was always a furry. I'm saying that Davepeta was shit and a bad end for both characters.



i said cute nep



yeah, that's what i was saying, too

i shoulda made the sarcasm more obvious than just the dejected sigh


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the point was, there were far more interesting and important bits of davesprite's story

but the same could be said of most characters in homestuck


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I used to be naive enough to believe Gamzee would actually still be a character

I was just interested in the dynamic of post killing spree Gamzee interacting with the other meteor folks

Apart from that one bit with Rose in a walk-around and Dave's purple bigfoot comment



lol at anyone who helped fund ipgd's bribe



This too


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Don't do that.

Nep is fit, not fat.


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Nepeta is fat. Jade is fat. Rose is fat. They're all fat.


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Why would you do this?


>state's logo for the medical cannabis program is colored green and purple



the reason lord english was defeated by the kids offscreen is that they were too fat to fit on the screen all at once


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you know it's true





>ipgd's bribe



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Do you have a single fact to back that up.


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i'm guessing the horse dildo, with the implication being she used it to forcefully penetrate her way into the tight ring of hussie's friendgroup

tbh though i think it would have happened regardless. she was le epicly quirky and talented enough to be a soy siren, dildo or no.


Consider this,

Bitchslut supreme but replace terezi and sollux with dave and jade respectively



So you want it to end with Karkat breaking the mind control and ravaging Jade?



Okay well.



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hussie confirmed all characters were morbidly obese on formspring



The fat, gay singularity


the shit is bitchslut supreme


loli... posting...


No lolis


an irl friend said "you're having a baby and the baby is me" in chat yesterday and i cannot decide if that means he's read homestuck


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the japanese shadman is at it again!



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Box with Nepeta.

Get beaten up by Nepeta.

Be happy to be Nepetas punching bag.



did xe stutter?


fuck i misquoted


i misquoted guys

fucking FUCJK



i was thinking more like jade fucking karkats face while reinforcing the mindcontrol and then dave riding him like a mechanical bull, at least i'm pretty sure that's how that went before it was dropped completely.


i wanna lick flan's tummy


black case with blue LEDs




wantgfanon finally spanned....


the gf store called

they're all out of you!!!!


not me...

also i solved the want gf problem

you'll never guess how



I'm male. How am I in a GF store?



wanting a gf even harder?



you don't have to be a girl to be a gf...


want gf

need gf



what nagi know





>having a panic attack

hmmm dont like this one bit



jerking it?


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Don't panic, hug Nepeta.



You became the gf



you jerked off?




ding ding ding


I instantly lose respect for anyone who humblebrags about their panic attacks


you jealous of my panic attacks bitch boy, huh, you wanna get in on this slut


Panic attacks... ? Heh, cute. Watch how a pro does it.

*has a heart attack and dies*


yeah i'm kinda a huge emotional mess. nbd.

*smugly inspects fingernails*


related to like, an hour ago

where is ipgd now anyway

she ragequit twitter at some point, i think over transformers drama

does she still tumblr or did she do what most ppl associated with husie did and pull a ghost



god i wish that were me



shut up



I think she's still on twitter on a private account



thanks ruta(?)


Is #farts still around


I want my waifu to be abusive.

The pain means she loves me.




i remember right when the homestuck finale happened she made some comment like "i told you it wouldn't be what you expected haha...." and then promptly fell of the face of the earth

idk if she ever came back publicly


i love jerking off



she later said some shit because she reblogged some ending theory and then had to explain that she thought it was funny and not that the theory was actually good or correct


it's weird how the audience never claps for kramer until like season 4

and then suddenly some switch gets flipped and every time kramer walks in they're hootin and hollerin


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i want a psp



you already have a pretty small penis though


no u


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This big idiot just got treats



>where is ipgd now anyway

who cares



why would anyone want your respect



is that your dog rev

does he help you scavenge



It's my moms' dog




does your mom help you scavenge


also moms'



im going to die


rev why dont you live with your mom





hi im new


is there a supernatural magnetic field around hsg that draws in eggs and people with 2 or more moms


oh my god they're multiplying!





i never use my 3000

where the hsg buy/sell/trade thread at


i wish i was back on my meds



id have to get a po box if i bought something from hsg.


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who are you.



It's not an option




deepest lore


second hand pspgo doubled in value, fug that would have been a good hold



I sold mine last year



yea but i think c1 or maybe mozai has owned it for a while


I'm sure glad that he's in the and we're out here and he's the sherrif



do we have someone here with more than 2 moms



>get to go two hours early

>got a burg to go

>feet kicked up

>weed smonk'd


>window open just a lil cuz ya boy likes a lil breeze




I have 2 moms, not more than 2.


mom count: benfinity


quit stealing moms!


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i should kill myself


his skin/face was really gaunt and pale

it wasn't really surprising since he was literally dead but i hadn't seen him for like 2 weeks and it was weird because he still looked more or less normal when i sawhim



My router shat itself so anything connected via Ethernet isn't getting a valid ip address so basically none of my actually important computers can network at all even locally



first ds9

now seinfeld

you and i seem somehow synched up in terms of early 90's weekly shows


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dead people don't look real, it's weird

i literally saw my mom die and she still looked like someone different afterward


im not having a panic attack anymore ^3^



he had just died within the hour or so

i assume the state he was in didn't happen within that hour but just happened over the past 2 weeks


Oh shiiiit

Its always a great feel when

Best of the Worst reviews a bad movie I actually rented in the past



why are none of your "actually important computers" not connected via ethernet?


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grant's son: dad how do i get a girl to like me

grant, sitting by the fireplace in a robe, taking his bubble pipe out from his mouth: well son, first you gotta shitpost with an epic le



because they're phones or laptops or other trivial things


first image to get posted gets to be the wallpaper on my new phone


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*retrieves old dusty box from attic*

and this, my boy, is how i won your mother's heart...

*opens it to reveal cardboard cutout ssj hair*


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why did you save this...


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the deed is done but i can't figure out how to take a screenshot



power + vol. down



on androids it's hitting the home button and the close button at the same time


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This worked. I tried it before but you have to hold it down way longer than my old phone


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yea this dude definitely did/does porn



big girl


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pick your fighter



green hair

i think i know what this is but what's the name of it.

it might just be a different thing i'm thinking of


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yellow hair




this is one of those rare instances where I don't know the source



blue hair


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I'm pretty sure it's what I was thinking of

It's some small doujin series that I saw on panda

it's not porn



the smuggest one


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No, it's power + vol. down


Did the gem girl anime end? I never hear about it anymore



Houseki no Kuni was like, 3 seasons ago



Houseki no Kuni?



is that zombie angel and vampire metastuck tumblr


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the manga's still going though



on both my tablet and my phone it's power+home

power+vol down does nothing


Weed smells bad







you know now that i think about it, i am incredibly surprised no one on tumblr made phos/laphos shipping stuff since that's like onceler shit to a T



LapisXJasper is good.

Mostly because Jasper abuses Lapis.


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alright nep guy you SUPER do not bring that shit on this board

these are the only gem>girls you can talk about here



nuclear meltdown take




>Not the other way around



this was the magical girl (male) thing if anyone was wondering



Oh yeah Jasper begged Lapis to be with her again. That scene was all sorts of funky.


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SU in general went to shit a while ago

At least it was never good enough to make me actually care about it, dodged that bullet.



nah man, lapis was definitely the torturer in that scenario

it was an extremely unhealthy situation for all involved

and as far as i know it hasnt been resolved?


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this provides a much better "choose your fighter" screen


>Steven Universe


remember yesterday sponge posted a comic of a girl eating a cat and it made him cry



can i cum in the truant's hair


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>they didn't look particularly cute



Sometimes I have an emotional meltdown and cry the whole day.



olak looks about as good as i remember but the baudelaires don't look that good in the movie



though that might just be being used to the current actors, i think they're real good


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CJ loves it when I fuck her


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>sumo physique


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it's something like hikkikomori okaasan


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BIG lappy


saggy lappy...



lapis went 2 space and jasper's bubbled so it's basically over


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

watch this video it's good

my main issue with the series, despite it being pretty good, is that the tone is a lot more upbeat in general and they kind of just side line'd klaus and violet's thing about book autism and coming up with inventions and shit


i also like jim carrey as olaf better because he put more effort into his disguises and he just wasn't "nph in a funny suit"


i don't remember a whole lot of the books so maybe the tone is actually lighter than I remember, but i think the movie's tone was better

before the series either nph and/or the director were talking about how they thought olaf was "the main character", and it's evidenced by how he's the first one shown in the credits and all the new musicals and shit he gets

which isn't inherently bad, but it's mildly unepic


Big bobs


important news, my best friends: game grumps has an epic new opening!



i choose the cumslut



But they're all cumsluts!


I do kind of like the inclusion of VFD trying to help them, and it made for the end of season 1 to be a pretty big kick in the teeth


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I get more ass than a toilet seat



hey you posted something ok for once


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ywn know this feel


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hey first time for everything


which full metal alchemist anime is superior



they're both



>injecting old cat with radioactive iodine will cost 3200 dollaridoos

she better live forever because hopy shit that's a lot


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I want keine to teach me sex ed if you know what I mean


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is this a joke




oh boy is clet going to suck brotherhood's cock now

that'll be a riot


was it just me or did brotherhood not have a lot of alchemists doing alchemist things


fma isnt that good


I have the most sex out of anyone in HSG


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I'm a slut



"amab" vs "dmab"

vs fmab


bsb can't you post more than the same 4 webms from your shitty porn show

at least loliposters have fresh material



is there a difference between "assigned" and "designated"

it only gets super stupid when it's "camab" or "cdmab"


File: 5589d5911f00abc⋯.webm (3.92 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 621.webm)


If you want more variety I'll be happy to oblige


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First you have to admit that I am the funniest poster here


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dude what's the source of this/where can i get more?



not saying much



I don't know google brett parson or something


you're poor



ok thanks



only in spirit



let it go



but she's my baby!


only one person with a dying or dead loved one per thread please

my heart can't take it



how old is she


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if your cat was about the same size as a human it would eat you when convenient


Well tell 7 year old girls to stop sucking dick so sexy



had my 13yo cat put to sleep a couple weeks back

first it had a stroke that left it blind, then it went senile walking in circles all day, then one of her eyeballs finally ruptured. felt selfish that i hadn't ended it sooner tbh



this but catacombs/underground complexes


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I'd kill any one of you for some coffee right now



puni puni



does this >>1180682 turn you on bsb?



yeah probably but she's not so she won't*

*she and new cat will probably try eating me if and/or when i die in my apartment, but i hope i took good enough care of them that they'll wait a day


that's one of the things i'm worried about, like, is she suffering now, is treating her worth it given the long term effects, etc. i'm worried i'll make the wrong decision



how awful


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It does not. I am turned on by fucking girls in real life

even if they happen to be cokehead moms


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yessir, CJ has a mighty fine ass and pussy that she lets me put my dick in


apparently the reason meltys quest was on sale is there was an update

maybe i should have bought it in the first place............



don't do it man they l i t e r a l l y hired ulmf


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i was joking

is this why sako's been posting this recently


also i had no idea what ulmf was until googling it



das me shitposting on hgg2d


how do we make cheetos the official gamer snack


Year 2016, Litten… I love cat pokemon, I really do… But there is no good cat pokemon. I tried my best with Liepard in BW, but it couldn’t handle it (yeah, I know that Liepard is “good” in competitive, but i think that BW are the hardest games and Liepard is like paper). Litten looked awesome… Alolan Persian looked horrible (sorry again). Here I did the first drawing, not A-Persian, the Litten, I did a small drawing with Litten’s face and a muscled body… And, guys, maybe Incineroar is Fire/Dark, but it has that Fighting aesthetic that it makes me hate it so much (I’m so, so sorry), everything arround Incineroar says “Fighting”.


cheetos but for foot fetishists




ive been posting loli manko, puniman, etc because it's fun

i dont know what metlty's quest is


i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do

do-do do do do



her name is meltys, it's not melty's quest it's meltys'


alolan persian is good


trans memes are disgusting and i want to delete tumblr


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*forcibly dil8s you*


howzit eggos



eggs aren't real


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but was meltys quest any good

I don't care about the porn though was the game fun



i thought it was pretty good

some of the porn was even good, i got out a cheeky le to some of the monster girl stuff

pretty disappointing that the last 3 bosses are your sisters and when you die they just go off and fuck some random monster and you watch

the bosses were going up in quality up until the sporty futa gargoyle tomboy that impregnates you


to clarify, the gargoyle was the best boss and afterwards it was just your sisters


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hello? who this is?


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nekomusume (30)



os the new series any good



you joke but this is what she will actually look like in the next series





she should be a lot hairier tbh


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people are still mad about shin megami tensei v not being on ps4 even though the last non-persona megaten game on a sony console came out a decade ago and the last shin megami tensei on one came out 15 years ago



as much as it's fun to poke at manchildren who pledge their allegiance to one of two japanese video games companies i really wish fanboys would cease to exist

no one cares about xbone, not even ms



keep whirrposting it can happen


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is this a joke


is hinamatsuri worth watching



yes, it's the best comedy manga i've ever read



yeah but is the anime good



the first 2 episodes were pretty good so far, i think


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i wish i could erase all traces of wet food from my dog's memory


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>Tfw too poor for Xbox gold


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do moeka and the loli get together


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>porn veers off into literal black bull cuckoldry out of nowhere for awhile

you can't just drop that in there like it's nothing



these side plots are getting intense


>Have next week off as vacation

>Trying to decide what to do

>Getting stressed out trying to plan something

I'm going to end up cancelling my vacation again


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this makes my penis become the BIG penis


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why are gays so LOUD


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lads you ever get a le


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the only time i've used the google assistant was to ask it how to turn the google assistant off


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why are silky anteaters so cute bros


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Please talk to me



hey bitch





why do you want xbox live



what's the last thing you masturbated to



what freak fetish do you have



what's up my big bitch







I want to play gamed with other people.


Something with futa




Nothing much my nig



Yes anon?




you're gonna have to pick a new fetish we already have a ryona guy and a nugget fucker







Is piss taken?



as far as HSG's history is concerned, the piss niche is saturated (with more piss)



Stuck in a wall?



don't think that's been taken, congratulations






not currently


*wwalks into wwall*



sako likes piss


I've cracked the code. CJ = Carl's Jr.

Spacebar is fucking a burger.


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would you even consider it a fetish?

seems pretty basic



It's totally a fetish.



is the new guy a pedophile or not


Complete And Absolute Kanaya Domination


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my fetish is magically animated dolls and doll transformation



What qualifys as pedophilia.


Nepeta would be better.



dominate my allergy with peanuts, kanaya!


My fetish is the best



excuse me, the correct term is lolicon



my thing is mannequins


nepanon where do you live



pretty hot yea


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real or drawn, pedos be gone.



Why do you want to know?


what in le fuck do i do while i'm in chicago for a few hours



please ignore the retarded talking horse



just curious



Absolutely none of us are close to god in any way



He needs to be taught civility!


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No Kanaya For You



Garden state


My singular purpose in life is to bring the light of Jesus into hsg.



Good fucking luck



how is it there, i'm considering moving to the east coast again


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hey now, I'm a good girl

praise me and pat my head


Forget Abrahamic Cults

Worship The Eternal Love Of Kanaya



same tbh



Okay, I see you are a lost cause, enjoy hell.


Living in New Jersey is perhaps the absolutely most vile of all sins.


i think i'll just move to boston tbh


>SMT IV is on 3DS


Kanaya Loves You


goo night hsg



Don't come here. I can go on a mile long rant about this shitstain.


You're an alright gal.



I didn't have a fucking choice. I was born here and I'm too poor to leave.



You mad on dumb nigga



Night anon.



Where in Jersey


Being on hsg as long as I have has probably had some very grave irreparable negative impacts on my brain







that bad huh


jew noisey



Bad? Bad isn't half of it.


sometimes I aaa post in real life.



hsg should be treated as an outlet

scrub the filth from your brain and pour it into the pot, don't take any new grime away with you

taste the broth, but don't swallow



Autism is hard to live with.



I know Newark is horrible but the area where my friend lived seemed really nice



New Jersey actually does have some very serious issues with hassidic jews completely taking over towns and cities and getting themselves on the city council and making it hard for non jews to live there.


*gulps down some broth*



I am the single most well balanced poster hsg has left.


I bet he lives in Trenton or Camden lol



YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hey neopeta watch this



probably because you've got four legs, bitch!







he's just hsg new not homestuck new

he's probably seen bucket spitting before



Grant doesn't count, he's R I C H





Don't come to New Jersey.

Just don't.

New Jersey is such a shitty place to live, I have to try and leave some day man. Nobody is happy here. I almost never see a living tree, and no-one smiles when they're outside. The only possible reason for somebody being happy os if they're high or off their rocker. New Jersey is called "The Garden state" but every community garden I've seen has been neglected and is in shambles. We ought to call this place "The soul-crushing state" because that's all it is. There's no jobs, and all our monuments are openly disrespected. In Trenton, that huge statue on a tower near Monument school used to be open to the public to go in and up, but we've got so little money that we can't fix the old elevator so now it's closed, and not only that, but one a lantern from one statue has been stolen as well. Nearly every neighborhood I've walked through has trash strewn about, and shit talking wannabe gangsters every where. I can't even go out to eat since the one night was able eat at a restaurant I got robbed and stabbed. Goddamn it, fuck me man.

Atleast the polish are nice.


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yeah rip...




rant about Lakewood


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thread theme



damn dude wtf



I don't give a shit about Lakewood.


I've been holding that in for a while. Sorry that I said it to you.



the hicktard/wasptard parts are still nice and green



I can't believe your just gonna let the jewish man keep you down like this nep


*pumps my own gas*



you gotta get out of there


you know it's been a while since I heard the word nepedophile


are we all flagging it up now


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no we just have the new nep guy



I don't want to talk about the farms.


Yeah I know all about the Jews and shit, what the fuck can I do? I'm just planning on stocking up on guns and holding fort.


I know.



this is fucking incredible



move to Texas. Jews are illegal here tbh


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i knew sluggo was based


what's stopping you from getting autism benefits and taking a bus to another state


who is this new flaggot



Does the Aryan gangs only kill troublemakers or any non-white?



I don't have autism, just heavily fucked up hands and heartburn from alcohol.



you don't need autism



I also have no moneys.



We only have Mexican gangs and the KKK here depending on where you're at. Whities don't get gangs.


does hsg posting qualify me for medicaid?



i'm pretty sure they backpay all those initial appointments



Alright that's okayish.


I've also gotten in a situation with the mob that isn't really allowing me to leave.



some guy who started nep posting


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also pretty epic



what in the hell lad...


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My mom was a piece of shit. I wanna fucking die.


the only thing bigger than this would be a hsg poster in debt to the yakuza



my parents were friends with some Jersey mobsters when they lived there. I think they're dead now or something.


we need grant's money to get nep poster out of the mob



Probably. Most mob members are old.



I don't think money will help.


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time to go slave for wages

here's a picture for when loliposting acts up again



wtf happened that money wont fix



>hates loli

>flag of best troll

I like you the best.


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horsie i know you don't come here at all anymore, but aradia is one of the three main loliposters



lies and slander



who punis the punimen


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even in this thread they've posted a fair amount of loli probably


I need to purge this sinhole.


"sexy kids aren't good to fuck"

-some libtard probably



no, the one with the void flag


I dare you to find an instance of me legitimately loliposting



what do you count as "legitimate loliposting"


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I wanna be Neps pirate buddy.




basically anything except this >>1178052

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