eri if your listening i want you to know you did a good job
something about this is really bad even by my standards
the other guy posts softer lolis
how many people do i have to kill at konami for metal gear rising re-revengeance 2 to happen
im trying to post things are just barely not porn
i will do better
depends on what caste within konami they are
what do i do while i'm stuck in chicago for a few hours next week
did you know that swallowing live goldfish was apparently a widespread college trend in the 1930's
this reminded me of that but worse
that guy might just be a toddlercon...
I would never be in a relationship with someone under the drinking age because I can't talk to girls without loads of alcohol present
If you get girls drunk theyll have sex with you
i do not need to get my gf drunk and i have never had her drunk
you need to stop
i’ve heard about and it’s really awful
i hate porn like that, too
i hate the porn of women eating small animals
i dont have to listen to you
yeah i think every revved down after fapping
should i download yojinbo and watch it with my friend
it's really fucking awful
one state did make a law about it to protect the fish which is good
you don't have to listen to me but that doesn't make it any less true
i dont need to do anything
anyway good night
except to you, loliposter
you always see feedees stuffing their face with absolute garbage, if you're getting paid to *infl8* you might as well order decent slop
sleep tight wonk
this one is sako. each loliposter has their own taste
pedos is the same
what would you say our tastes are
grooming a child: not pedo
still fleshing out my theory of mind for each
i cant be assed to do it tonight but remind me tomorrow and i'll explain, again, why you're wrong
i can tell you right now that my greatest weakness is blonde lolis
please do tell me how jerking off to drawings makes me a pedophile, while you grooming a child and admitting to jerking off to the same things i am not does not make you one
i think them eating trash food is part of the fetish for some people.
>i go through podcasts faster than i get them by walking the dog once a day
>ive started to walk the dog twice a day
that's not what i meant you fucking defensive idiot
i never groomed a child, i think you've got the entire shitto story mixed up either on purpose or not and i just want to straighten it out
also i dont think you're actually a pedo, ive said that before, but i definitely think you're a fucking creep and a weirdo and im gonna give you shit for that
start listening to yeast radio
you've probably seen her boobs before
I mean Im just guessing here but it's most likely. haha My man.
*releases the mouthpic children*
i cant just pick up a podcast i have to have like
a preexisting knowledge of a person on it
i told you, there are 1669 episodes of the slack hour for subgenius lore
listen to deep fat fried
it has the amazing atheist
maybe i should fuckin
go back to listening to giantbomb
i stopped when ryan davis died
are they still like 3 hours long
sponge was on it
there must always be a zwid
that doesnt count
>stayed up until 3am playing w101
at least i finished the story....
really fucking good game. i want to play it more but i need to move on now.
b) with the switch port of the first game if they ever do one
there is something simultaneously erotic and unpleasant about bodies like this
i'm wide fuckin awake now too
i'm normally not into this kind of stuff but i'm really considering buying the megaman x anniversary collection
give me something relaxing to watch or something hsg
i'm revved up to 101% right now
theres a species of crayfish that has only existed since around 1995 and might have come from a german aquarium that just clones itself endlessly
nigga post some articles
Nepeta is still the best gril
keep on rocking little man
how am i gonna download yugioh
Help Nepeta get fit by being her punching bag. She hurts you because she loves you.
tfw no lower middle class nep gf
they wouldnt talk to you without alcohol too
jokes on you crossie, time to sift through like 7ish years of general lore just to understand our shitposts
nobody should have to endure seven years of hsg
not even an abridged version of those seven years
>flee from blatte
>enemies do the victory dance
huh apparently this is based on a finnish painting from 1888
you don't wanna see my hand.
where my hand be at?
au where instead of three years on the ship and meteor, they all have to spend seven years in hsg
fun fact: if you have the awesome cougars pic saved on your pc you're a closet homo
was it worth it? no it wasnt
i mean i gotta walk the dog again and wash the grill pan so i can fry up those epic bratwurst tonite
but also i gotta patch this kingdom hearts into a pkg file and send it to the ps3 which is probably an all night banger if i ever seen one
au where hussie didnt use a timeskip to develop the characters mostly offscreen and then also didnt retcon away that development by replacing it with another timeskip where he instead developed the characters entirely offscreen
i could acquiesce an ethernet spllitter probably
heres another of my famous incomprehensible mspaint diagrams
the red line is the ethernet and the blue is how i assume a splitter would have to go
since theres no hole to feed a second ethernet through the wall from the modem
i assume both ps3 and pc connected to a single ethernet port would work but just kind of fight over the connection speed
though that gets slightly roblemadic once u factor in im going to want a separate pc probably
though its not entirely decided im a bit like, iffy on its actual real functionality at the current time
can't you just send shit over wifi
you don't have a wifi adapter for your pc?
i'd use that and then use the ethernet as a crossover between the pc and the ps3
>Olivia Barron, her best friend Markie Cameron, Markie's boyfriend Lucas Moreno, along with Penelope Amari and her boyfriend Tyson Curran, and Brad Chang go on a trip to Rosarito, Mexico.
wtf kind of space mongol wrote this sentence
I Have A New Kind Of Hatred Homestuck General That I Would Like To Share With You
It Is A Hatred Based Not On Nationality Or Ethnicity This Time But Based On Behavior
People Who Are Allergic To Peanuts And Yet Order Food With Peanuts In It Thinking It Will Be Fine If They Do Not Eat The Peanut Itself Despite The Whole Mean Being Cooked Together
How Did They Make It To Adulthood I Do Not Understand This
Even Worse Do You Really Think It Wise To Do That Ever In Your Life
Risk Death And A Whole Lot Of Trouble For Everyone Around You Just To Try Food You Consider Exotic
They Even Thought It Would Be Flattering For The Kitchen To Do This
Never Do It Homestuck General
This Is A Huge Mess And Nothing But Trouble For Me What A Way To Start Tonight
this current pc doesnt have one, though i guess itd be trivial to install and then bogart the ethernet cord for myself
an 8gb game took like 2 hours
a few of these games are actually like 20gb, which would be basically all night
which i guess, is really not that much in the scheme of shit
if im going to be Gameing on a pc it needs to be wired connection
im not dealing with the epic fail latency of wifi
okay but did you hear about the kid who ate a peanut butter cup and immediately used his epipen because god damn did he want to try one
just get a switch, they shouldnt be too expensive
your flag already tells us that....
which troll has the worst fans?
nep's up there, but maybe tavros or vriska?
gotta be cronus, but picking a dancestor feels like cheating
probably vriska fans
some are so deeply in the "she's supposed to be bad!" closet that the character essentially cannot have flaws in their mind
there is no possible misstep hussie can ever take with the character
it's all of the flavors of eridan, if we're only counting current fans
the people who identify strongly with the aquarius trolls are completely fucking unhinged
Never Expect Anyone To Rummage Through Your Purse In Search Of An Allergy Needle While You Are Bloating Up And Choking On Your Own Tongue As If It Was Expected And Mandatory
Its Not My Job And You Got Into That Mess Yourself
I Will Call An Ambulance Because I Must But Otherwise I Will Stand There And Watch You Die
You Deserve It
i can't believe kanayaposter ran up to an allergic customer and force fed them peanuts whilst laughing maniacally
Her storyline in act 6 was extremely tedious as was hussie's embarassing in and out of universe obsession with her
but she still didn't do anything wrong lol
Behead those who draw Peggy Hill hot
i think it was that reddit post someone here posted a week or so back that made me actually hate these people
it said even though the retcon had the appearance of vriska miraculously solving everyone's problems by being alive, that was intentionally bad writing by hussie to make everyone hate her because she was supposed to be bad
once you get to the point that even bad writing is viewed as intentional and therefore good writing, what can anyone say in response? hussie could have just spent 10,000 pages with real photos of him writing the word "vriska" with his own feces and they would still applaud the moral ambiguity of the skid marks.
This but those who don't draw her feet big
Rough day on the job there kanaya?
Yea he's been doing a bunch of art of cute 2hus and other anime girls off of old art
Where were you when that Funky looking science nigga died.
speaking of demo, i wonder if i should bother catching up with berserk yet
seems like it still goes on hiatus frequently
literally me stando
so you're not buying the retcon versions of the homestuck books?
i'd rather drown
soft, squishy, and tight loli ass
we saw that figure on sunday but i could not tempt my gf into buying it
it was uh
maybe it was the other statue man figure with the dong
i don't know who the big guy is but i do not like this
It's Weavel from Metroid Prime Hunters
today's fun fact is that neopets was run by scientologists
Prime Hunters 2 could be Nintendo's Overwatch but good but it will never be made because Splatoon is already so successful
its more complicated than that but yeah
at one point they bought neopets and tried to turn it into a conversion thing
>I finally have you, Samus...
>Do you have any idea how long I've waited for this moment?!
>I'm sure you don't remember
>But ever since we met
>Not a single day went by that I hadn't though of you..!
>THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!
>I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOU!
i don't think nintendo wants or needs an overwatch
This is epic thank you
Do you know his lore
her hips are like literally twice as wide as her shoulders
no i never bothered with hunters
Yeah that's what I just said
blonde lolis with hips.....
>Weavel is a Bounty Hunter who appeared in Metroid Prime Hunters. Weavel is a Space Pirate special-forces warrior who was converted into a cyborg after his entire body (save his brain and spinal cord) was irreparably damaged in a past battle with Samus Aran.
>Weavel was a powerful Space Pirate warrior from a special unit. He was left for dead after a battle with Samus Aran in Brinstar. Only his brain and spinal cord still functioned. His only hope for survival was an experimental procedure in which his body was fused with a mobile life support system. The Space Pirates installed what was left of his body into a robotic shell with life support systems and weaponry, including an energy scythe. Since then he has become a bounty hunter for the Space Pirate forces.
>Samus will never completely obliterate your body and simultaneously make you crush hard on her
it looks fine to me
wow that is pretty epic
I honestly kind of expect some sort of multiplayer mode in Metroid Prime 4
I'm so nervous about .mp4 because Namco Bandai is developing it and I don't know what direction they will take the series
metroid prime 4 is an otome game where you choose between a bevy of military officers and space pirate princes and possibly ridley for your hand in marriage also you shoot things on occasion
bring this epic nigga back
the want gf feels are back
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I trust bamco, but allegedly metroid prime 4 is being developed by the people who were working on this before it got canned.
I am extremely terrified that they're going to just make another uncharted clone.
the dream: captain rainbow and wonder red both in smash 5
what kind of gf haunts your mind today?
fuck marry kill part 2
I couldn't find spire's model anywhere
the want gf feels are fairly uncommon, thank god
i suppose "autistic neet gf"
these numbers don't make sense to me
which alt forms would you have as a pet
I think the lockjaw is cute
that last one is the cutest
tfw no digimon cyber sleuth hackers memory on pc
pretend i posted one of those kind of retarded looking sad pepes
>chimeramon was supposed to be in it but got cut
what the fuck man
marry, kill, fuck
fuck, marry, kill
based Stardime Kid working my dick into a shoot
sako slowly becoming an actual real pedophile
because of bad posting or did something actually happen?
what the fuck are you talking about
im downstairs playing djmax
my head just hurts but bad posting doesnt helk
grant there'd be less bad posts if you uh, didn't post lol
are you downstairs beating it to little kids?
even if it was me, for whatever reason im fairly certain this professional wrestler isn't a fucking child
"some posts are bad"
and then u instantly get defensive assuming its yours
read the fucking thread grant
dj max is actually an acronym
you can tell that post isn't mine anyway because i dont jerk off to 3d
it was explained to me and now im understanded
uuuuh excuse me starlight kid is legal in japan
i mean she's literally an adult woman or she wouldn't be in a professional wrestling circuit
i want to go to planet lib
libtard: earth has a molten core
none of my friends would ever join your smelly butt
yeah, have you played the first game or seen his other work?
have you tried the gf store
one of those homeless camp sites in cali
according to /fit/ you get one when you reach 1/2/3/4
whens the blue chalice comin back
what do these mystical numbers mean
1 plate overhead press
2 plates bench press
3 plates squat
4 plates deadlift
should i play yakuza zero first or yakuza kiwami first or should i play the wii u remake instead
yakuza zero before kiwami
there are new references to zero that weren't in the original yakuza 1
play yakuza: real life
i am telling you to go join a japanese gang
*doesn't click so hard my finger breaks*
i hope eventually ill be able to play games in japanese but im still struggling to get a grasp on basic grammar again
i hate this!
apparently yakuza is a series about going on dates with an elementary schooler
a bold legal strategy, mr president
no thats your adopted daughter
*gets a naked joey on a koifish for my yakuza tattoo*
you still go on dates with her and she's still an elementary schooler
I want to see Joey's full body gang tattoos!
did your father never spend time with you as a child
the average height is like 1'0''
dates don't have to be sexual or even romantic fwiw
still, strolling around dubious establishments with a 5yo is not exactly stellar parenting
you have my condolences
this is a better picture
at least he didn't die on my mom's birthday
they look epicly content with life
sorry for your loss
he's been really sick for like a month or so (which is why i cut my hair)
i think he died in his sleep so that's good
sorry to hear that
Good to know Davekat's still OOC shit.
how can it be out of character...when it's canon...
makes you thunk...
Shelby's fired Wonk. Stop being a dumbass.
Oh wait. You can't.
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i wasn't aware that shelby invented and wrote homestuck
or that firing her would erase parts of the comic?
Not according to piggy who is the one that said it was in the first place.
that was ipgd, who also said it wasn't canon.
God dammit wonk, why are you retarded. What made you so retarded. Did you legit have a massive head injury as a child?
what the fuck are you talking about, that was literally hussie
did somebody say something about davekat not being canon cuz if so i missed it and also it's not true
reminder that dave's condemnation of the patriarchy was his final culmination as a character. the completion of his character arc. everything you liked about dave was leading to that, and it is forever all the character will amount to.
Davekat is pandering shit
im stuck with an old version of my homestuck folder, or else i would be posting all of the "davekat is canon" ive got, and then you'd be sorry
Help Nepeta draw by providing encouragement through love.
draw better, slut!
show me some kitty titties!!
>that was literally hussie
Look I get that you're actually retarded like this guy but let me spell it out for you. ipgd had Hussie do that at her request, in response to being shit on in /co/. Later, she stated that Dave was fucking a dog.
Shelby was the one who requested the whole thing to happen and she's now fired.
do you have some screencaps or something cuz i have no idea what you're talking about
also i just meant that was hussie in the video, jokingly making it sound like you thought it was ipgd
i only remember she drew pretty good and that's about it
Her drawing came with so much attention whoring baggage, even more than normal drawfags.
also are you trying to say shelby was fired for forcing davekat?
>Just about every Gay ship
The girl making him write it is ipgd. She's talked about how she makes him do a shitload of stuff.
okay, so, your proof that davekat isn't canon is that ipgd made hussie make that vine?
im asking if there's anything else, like, people talking about it, or whatever, you made it sound like there was more
Probably fired because she's generally a bag of shit that's not worth keeping around.
But I wouldn't be surprised at the old japanese dues at Viz.
Yeah. Statements from both Cohen and Piggy saying it wasn't. Cohen had to delete it because too many faggots were crying at him about it, his apology note is still probably around about that.
never found out what all those private videos on ipgds youtube were about
if you think shelby was fired over shipping you're king of the brainlets
I love how Wonk just serves as like this perfect guide of what's wrong.
Roach was apparently fired over harassing a fan, same with halftruth. Shelby's a bitch, I can see her getting mad and misbehaving over a ship and getting canned because she doesn't understand how to behave in a more professional environment.
Why does it matter when Karkat's mortal and has a short lifespan?
actually, davejadekat was the joke
i cant find anything from ipgd though
>Roach was apparently fired over harassing a fan, same with halftruth
what's the source for either of these
>Karkat gets cucked by a dog
>and fucked up by a midget
Why does Hussie hate Karkat so much?
Because his role was better fulfilled by Caliborn.
Stop it, it hurts.
what was that all about
I liked it better when they were siblings in that one AU.
They role played together once and that's more than enough fuel for the ship
It was all bullshit.
I want to kiss an autistic alien catgirl
Davesprite didn't deserve what happened to him
dont you see? becoming a furry was his true life's meaning
that was definitely the most important part of dave's character and it's good that the plot came full circle for him
Dave was always a furry. I'm saying that Davepeta was shit and a bad end for both characters.
yeah, that's what i was saying, too
i shoulda made the sarcasm more obvious than just the dejected sigh
the point was, there were far more interesting and important bits of davesprite's story
but the same could be said of most characters in homestuck
I used to be naive enough to believe Gamzee would actually still be a character
I was just interested in the dynamic of post killing spree Gamzee interacting with the other meteor folks
Apart from that one bit with Rose in a walk-around and Dave's purple bigfoot comment
lol at anyone who helped fund ipgd's bribe
Don't do that.
Nep is fit, not fat.
Nepeta is fat. Jade is fat. Rose is fat. They're all fat.
Why would you do this?
>state's logo for the medical cannabis program is colored green and purple
the reason lord english was defeated by the kids offscreen is that they were too fat to fit on the screen all at once
you know it's true
Do you have a single fact to back that up.
i'm guessing the horse dildo, with the implication being she used it to forcefully penetrate her way into the tight ring of hussie's friendgroup
tbh though i think it would have happened regardless. she was le epicly quirky and talented enough to be a soy siren, dildo or no.
Bitchslut supreme but replace terezi and sollux with dave and jade respectively
So you want it to end with Karkat breaking the mind control and ravaging Jade?
the shit is bitchslut supreme
an irl friend said "you're having a baby and the baby is me" in chat yesterday and i cannot decide if that means he's read homestuck
the japanese shadman is at it again!
Box with Nepeta.
Get beaten up by Nepeta.
Be happy to be Nepetas punching bag.
i misquoted guys
i was thinking more like jade fucking karkats face while reinforcing the mindcontrol and then dave riding him like a mechanical bull, at least i'm pretty sure that's how that went before it was dropped completely.
i wanna lick flan's tummy
black case with blue LEDs
wantgfanon finally spanned....
the gf store called
they're all out of you!!!!
also i solved the want gf problem
you'll never guess how
I'm male. How am I in a GF store?
wanting a gf even harder?
you don't have to be a girl to be a gf...
>having a panic attack
hmmm dont like this one bit
Don't panic, hug Nepeta.
You became the gf
I instantly lose respect for anyone who humblebrags about their panic attacks
you jealous of my panic attacks bitch boy, huh, you wanna get in on this slut
Panic attacks... ? Heh, cute. Watch how a pro does it.
*has a heart attack and dies*
yeah i'm kinda a huge emotional mess. nbd.
*smugly inspects fingernails*
related to like, an hour ago
where is ipgd now anyway
she ragequit twitter at some point, i think over transformers drama
does she still tumblr or did she do what most ppl associated with husie did and pull a ghost
god i wish that were me
I think she's still on twitter on a private account
I want my waifu to be abusive.
The pain means she loves me.
i remember right when the homestuck finale happened she made some comment like "i told you it wouldn't be what you expected haha...." and then promptly fell of the face of the earth
idk if she ever came back publicly
she later said some shit because she reblogged some ending theory and then had to explain that she thought it was funny and not that the theory was actually good or correct
it's weird how the audience never claps for kramer until like season 4
and then suddenly some switch gets flipped and every time kramer walks in they're hootin and hollerin
you already have a pretty small penis though
This big idiot just got treats
>where is ipgd now anyway
why would anyone want your respect
is that your dog rev
does he help you scavenge
It's my moms' dog
does your mom help you scavenge
rev why dont you live with your mom
is there a supernatural magnetic field around hsg that draws in eggs and people with 2 or more moms
oh my god they're multiplying!
i never use my 3000
where the hsg buy/sell/trade thread at
i wish i was back on my meds
id have to get a po box if i bought something from hsg.
It's not an option
second hand pspgo doubled in value, fug that would have been a good hold
I sold mine last year
yea but i think c1 or maybe mozai has owned it for a while
I'm sure glad that he's in the and we're out here and he's the sherrif
do we have someone here with more than 2 moms
>get to go two hours early
>got a burg to go
>feet kicked up
>window open just a lil cuz ya boy likes a lil breeze
I have 2 moms, not more than 2.
his skin/face was really gaunt and pale
it wasn't really surprising since he was literally dead but i hadn't seen him for like 2 weeks and it was weird because he still looked more or less normal when i sawhim
My router shat itself so anything connected via Ethernet isn't getting a valid ip address so basically none of my actually important computers can network at all even locally
you and i seem somehow synched up in terms of early 90's weekly shows
dead people don't look real, it's weird
i literally saw my mom die and she still looked like someone different afterward
im not having a panic attack anymore ^3^
he had just died within the hour or so
i assume the state he was in didn't happen within that hour but just happened over the past 2 weeks
Its always a great feel when
Best of the Worst reviews a bad movie I actually rented in the past
why are none of your "actually important computers" not connected via ethernet?
grant's son: dad how do i get a girl to like me
grant, sitting by the fireplace in a robe, taking his bubble pipe out from his mouth: well son, first you gotta shitpost with an epic le
because they're phones or laptops or other trivial things
first image to get posted gets to be the wallpaper on my new phone
*retrieves old dusty box from attic*
and this, my boy, is how i won your mother's heart...
*opens it to reveal cardboard cutout ssj hair*
why did you save this...
the deed is done but i can't figure out how to take a screenshot
power + vol. down
on androids it's hitting the home button and the close button at the same time
This worked. I tried it before but you have to hold it down way longer than my old phone
yea this dude definitely did/does porn
i think i know what this is but what's the name of it.
it might just be a different thing i'm thinking of
this is one of those rare instances where I don't know the source
I'm pretty sure it's what I was thinking of
It's some small doujin series that I saw on panda
it's not porn
the smuggest one
No, it's power + vol. down
Did the gem girl anime end? I never hear about it anymore
Houseki no Kuni was like, 3 seasons ago
Houseki no Kuni?
is that zombie angel and vampire metastuck tumblr
the manga's still going though
on both my tablet and my phone it's power+home
power+vol down does nothing
you know now that i think about it, i am incredibly surprised no one on tumblr made phos/laphos shipping stuff since that's like onceler shit to a T
LapisXJasper is good.
Mostly because Jasper abuses Lapis.
alright nep guy you SUPER do not bring that shit on this board
these are the only gem>girls you can talk about here
nuclear meltdown take
>Not the other way around
this was the magical girl (male) thing if anyone was wondering
Oh yeah Jasper begged Lapis to be with her again. That scene was all sorts of funky.
SU in general went to shit a while ago
At least it was never good enough to make me actually care about it, dodged that bullet.
nah man, lapis was definitely the torturer in that scenario
it was an extremely unhealthy situation for all involved
and as far as i know it hasnt been resolved?
this provides a much better "choose your fighter" screen
remember yesterday sponge posted a comic of a girl eating a cat and it made him cry
can i cum in the truant's hair
>they didn't look particularly cute
Sometimes I have an emotional meltdown and cry the whole day.
olak looks about as good as i remember but the baudelaires don't look that good in the movie
though that might just be being used to the current actors, i think they're real good
CJ loves it when I fuck her
it's something like hikkikomori okaasan
lapis went 2 space and jasper's bubbled so it's basically over
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watch this video it's good
my main issue with the series, despite it being pretty good, is that the tone is a lot more upbeat in general and they kind of just side line'd klaus and violet's thing about book autism and coming up with inventions and shit
i also like jim carrey as olaf better because he put more effort into his disguises and he just wasn't "nph in a funny suit"
i don't remember a whole lot of the books so maybe the tone is actually lighter than I remember, but i think the movie's tone was better
before the series either nph and/or the director were talking about how they thought olaf was "the main character", and it's evidenced by how he's the first one shown in the credits and all the new musicals and shit he gets
which isn't inherently bad, but it's mildly unepic
important news, my best friends: game grumps has an epic new opening!
i choose the cumslut
But they're all cumsluts!
I do kind of like the inclusion of VFD trying to help them, and it made for the end of season 1 to be a pretty big kick in the teeth
I get more ass than a toilet seat
hey you posted something ok for once
hey first time for everything
which full metal alchemist anime is superior
>injecting old cat with radioactive iodine will cost 3200 dollaridoos
she better live forever because hopy shit that's a lot
I want keine to teach me sex ed if you know what I mean
oh boy is clet going to suck brotherhood's cock now
that'll be a riot
was it just me or did brotherhood not have a lot of alchemists doing alchemist things
I have the most sex out of anyone in HSG
"amab" vs "dmab"
bsb can't you post more than the same 4 webms from your shitty porn show
at least loliposters have fresh material
is there a difference between "assigned" and "designated"
it only gets super stupid when it's "camab" or "cdmab"
If you want more variety I'll be happy to oblige
First you have to admit that I am the funniest poster here
dude what's the source of this/where can i get more?
I don't know google brett parson or something
but she's my baby!
only one person with a dying or dead loved one per thread please
my heart can't take it
if your cat was about the same size as a human it would eat you when convenient
Well tell 7 year old girls to stop sucking dick so sexy
had my 13yo cat put to sleep a couple weeks back
first it had a stroke that left it blind, then it went senile walking in circles all day, then one of her eyeballs finally ruptured. felt selfish that i hadn't ended it sooner tbh
I'd kill any one of you for some coffee right now
does this >>1180682 turn you on bsb?
yeah probably but she's not so she won't*
*she and new cat will probably try eating me if and/or when i die in my apartment, but i hope i took good enough care of them that they'll wait a day
that's one of the things i'm worried about, like, is she suffering now, is treating her worth it given the long term effects, etc. i'm worried i'll make the wrong decision
It does not. I am turned on by fucking girls in real life
even if they happen to be cokehead moms
yessir, CJ has a mighty fine ass and pussy that she lets me put my dick in
apparently the reason meltys quest was on sale is there was an update
maybe i should have bought it in the first place............
don't do it man they l i t e r a l l y hired ulmf
i was joking
is this why sako's been posting this recently
also i had no idea what ulmf was until googling it
das me shitposting on hgg2d
how do we make cheetos the official gamer snack
Year 2016, Litten… I love cat pokemon, I really do… But there is no good cat pokemon. I tried my best with Liepard in BW, but it couldn’t handle it (yeah, I know that Liepard is “good” in competitive, but i think that BW are the hardest games and Liepard is like paper). Litten looked awesome… Alolan Persian looked horrible (sorry again). Here I did the first drawing, not A-Persian, the Litten, I did a small drawing with Litten’s face and a muscled body… And, guys, maybe Incineroar is Fire/Dark, but it has that Fighting aesthetic that it makes me hate it so much (I’m so, so sorry), everything arround Incineroar says “Fighting”.
cheetos but for foot fetishists
ive been posting loli manko, puniman, etc because it's fun
i dont know what metlty's quest is
i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do
do-do do do do
her name is meltys, it's not melty's quest it's meltys'
trans memes are disgusting and i want to delete tumblr
*forcibly dil8s you*
eggs aren't real
but was meltys quest any good
I don't care about the porn though was the game fun
i thought it was pretty good
some of the porn was even good, i got out a cheeky le to some of the monster girl stuff
pretty disappointing that the last 3 bosses are your sisters and when you die they just go off and fuck some random monster and you watch
the bosses were going up in quality up until the sporty futa gargoyle tomboy that impregnates you
to clarify, the gargoyle was the best boss and afterwards it was just your sisters
os the new series any good
you joke but this is what she will actually look like in the next series
she should be a lot hairier tbh
people are still mad about shin megami tensei v not being on ps4 even though the last non-persona megaten game on a sony console came out a decade ago and the last shin megami tensei on one came out 15 years ago
as much as it's fun to poke at manchildren who pledge their allegiance to one of two japanese video games companies i really wish fanboys would cease to exist
no one cares about xbone, not even ms
keep whirrposting it can happen
is hinamatsuri worth watching
yes, it's the best comedy manga i've ever read
yeah but is the anime good
the first 2 episodes were pretty good so far, i think
i wish i could erase all traces of wet food from my dog's memory
>Tfw too poor for Xbox gold
do moeka and the loli get together
>porn veers off into literal black bull cuckoldry out of nowhere for awhile
you can't just drop that in there like it's nothing
these side plots are getting intense
>Have next week off as vacation
>Trying to decide what to do
>Getting stressed out trying to plan something
I'm going to end up cancelling my vacation again
this makes my penis become the BIG penis
lads you ever get a le
the only time i've used the google assistant was to ask it how to turn the google assistant off
why are silky anteaters so cute bros
why do you want xbox live
what's the last thing you masturbated to
what freak fetish do you have
what's up my big bitch
I want to play gamed with other people.
Something with futa
Nothing much my nig
you're gonna have to pick a new fetish we already have a ryona guy and a nugget fucker
as far as HSG's history is concerned, the piss niche is saturated (with more piss)
Stuck in a wall?
don't think that's been taken, congratulations
I've cracked the code. CJ = Carl's Jr.
Spacebar is fucking a burger.
would you even consider it a fetish?
seems pretty basic
It's totally a fetish.
is the new guy a pedophile or not
Complete And Absolute Kanaya Domination
my fetish is magically animated dolls and doll transformation
What qualifys as pedophilia.
Nepeta would be better.
dominate my allergy with peanuts, kanaya!
excuse me, the correct term is lolicon
my thing is mannequins
nepanon where do you live
real or drawn, pedos be gone.
Why do you want to know?
what in le fuck do i do while i'm in chicago for a few hours
please ignore the retarded talking horse
Absolutely none of us are close to god in any way
He needs to be taught civility!
No Kanaya For You
My singular purpose in life is to bring the light of Jesus into hsg.
Good fucking luck
how is it there, i'm considering moving to the east coast again
hey now, I'm a good girl
praise me and pat my head
Forget Abrahamic Cults
Worship The Eternal Love Of Kanaya
Okay, I see you are a lost cause, enjoy hell.
Living in New Jersey is perhaps the absolutely most vile of all sins.
i think i'll just move to boston tbh
Don't come here. I can go on a mile long rant about this shitstain.
You're an alright gal.
I didn't have a fucking choice. I was born here and I'm too poor to leave.
You mad on dumb nigga
Being on hsg as long as I have has probably had some very grave irreparable negative impacts on my brain
Bad? Bad isn't half of it.
sometimes I aaa post in real life.
hsg should be treated as an outlet
scrub the filth from your brain and pour it into the pot, don't take any new grime away with you
taste the broth, but don't swallow
Autism is hard to live with.
I know Newark is horrible but the area where my friend lived seemed really nice
New Jersey actually does have some very serious issues with hassidic jews completely taking over towns and cities and getting themselves on the city council and making it hard for non jews to live there.
I am the single most well balanced poster hsg has left.
I bet he lives in Trenton or Camden lol
probably because you've got four legs, bitch!
he's just hsg new not homestuck new
he's probably seen bucket spitting before
Grant doesn't count, he's R I C H
Don't come to New Jersey.
New Jersey is such a shitty place to live, I have to try and leave some day man. Nobody is happy here. I almost never see a living tree, and no-one smiles when they're outside. The only possible reason for somebody being happy os if they're high or off their rocker. New Jersey is called "The Garden state" but every community garden I've seen has been neglected and is in shambles. We ought to call this place "The soul-crushing state" because that's all it is. There's no jobs, and all our monuments are openly disrespected. In Trenton, that huge statue on a tower near Monument school used to be open to the public to go in and up, but we've got so little money that we can't fix the old elevator so now it's closed, and not only that, but one a lantern from one statue has been stolen as well. Nearly every neighborhood I've walked through has trash strewn about, and shit talking wannabe gangsters every where. I can't even go out to eat since the one night was able eat at a restaurant I got robbed and stabbed. Goddamn it, fuck me man.
Atleast the polish are nice.
rant about Lakewood
I don't give a shit about Lakewood.
I've been holding that in for a while. Sorry that I said it to you.
the hicktard/wasptard parts are still nice and green
I can't believe your just gonna let the jewish man keep you down like this nep
you gotta get out of there
you know it's been a while since I heard the word nepedophile
are we all flagging it up now
no we just have the new nep guy
I don't want to talk about the farms.
Yeah I know all about the Jews and shit, what the fuck can I do? I'm just planning on stocking up on guns and holding fort.
this is fucking incredible
move to Texas. Jews are illegal here tbh
i knew sluggo was based
what's stopping you from getting autism benefits and taking a bus to another state
Does the Aryan gangs only kill troublemakers or any non-white?
I don't have autism, just heavily fucked up hands and heartburn from alcohol.
you don't need autism
I also have no moneys.
We only have Mexican gangs and the KKK here depending on where you're at. Whities don't get gangs.
does hsg posting qualify me for medicaid?
i'm pretty sure they backpay all those initial appointments
Alright that's okayish.
I've also gotten in a situation with the mob that isn't really allowing me to leave.
some guy who started nep posting
what in the hell lad...
My mom was a piece of shit. I wanna fucking die.
the only thing bigger than this would be a hsg poster in debt to the yakuza
my parents were friends with some Jersey mobsters when they lived there. I think they're dead now or something.
we need grant's money to get nep poster out of the mob
Probably. Most mob members are old.
I don't think money will help.
time to go slave for wages
here's a picture for when loliposting acts up again
wtf happened that money wont fix
>flag of best troll
I like you the best.
horsie i know you don't come here at all anymore, but aradia is one of the three main loliposters
lies and slander
even in this thread they've posted a fair amount of loli probably
I need to purge this sinhole.
"sexy kids aren't good to fuck"
-some libtard probably
no, the one with the void flag
I dare you to find an instance of me legitimately loliposting
what do you count as "legitimate loliposting"
I wanna be Neps pirate buddy.
basically anything except this >>1178052