he's the libbest of the bunch
ifunnyposter's strength grows every minute
hsg is truly a part of 8chan now
Be Neps punching bag.
Cry when Nep beats you.
Thank Nep for abusing you by kissing her fist.
i already had that in the image so ignore it i guess
>Why are there blacks in the south
also to reiterate i think one you're one of the best posters here
is the game even in the south
montana is in the north
I grew up in Great Falls, Montana
We had plenty of black folks around
i can see you
your pink hair shining in the sun
you got your black face mask and
brass knuckles on libby
>Pink hair, black face mask
ben i will save you before it's too late
Goddamnit I want a woman to physically abuse me so much
Which Tales game should I play first
i'd prefer a cute feminine guy who can kill me
start with symphonia
double demon fang
broth is feelin more like an omelette these days if you know what i'm sayin
got my new harddrive but the computer troubles persist. i shuffled around my sata cables and now it doesn't want to import the pool my root is on
Either fuck a guy or don't man. Don't go for half and half.
little caesars is good for the price and convenience tbh
I think you'll find we'll have to disagree on the matter.
I will take a dickgirl, though.
I want to watch Zeta Gundam for the first time again.
there a guy who walks past my house with the same little ceasars deep dish pizza every day
i assume he'll suicide within a couple years
that's me, sorry
gravity rush 2 is $20....
I want Nepeta to hug me while I'm crying from the bruises she gave me.
I want her to make me promise not to tell anyone.
I wanna get apology ice cream with her.
And at the end of the day, I want her to choke me until I cry and then kiss me before going to sleep with her.
I don't have issues, you do.
well this cover isnt too bland i suppose
the old ones were a lot better
how thicc are these
What Tabletop rpgs do you like?
none since i don't have any friends to play them with
D&D but Shadowrun is great too
Also Warhammer 40k but fuck is it expensive
The really funny thing about this wallpaper isbhow it looks totally normal like this and then you close the window and the guy pops out at you
none, but I like the warhammer miniatures.
i know a couple who seriously goes through like 10 of those little bitches a week
they'll each get a whole little ceasers pizza to themselves
i guess they're happy but jesus fuck
The Chilean Chin and Omerta Olmec
rev my epic boy
are you finally internet-stable again
No, as evidenced by my flag. I'm staying at my mom's tonight.
you've been teetering on homelessness and selling off all of your personal positions to afford rent and you could have just lived with your mom?
I understand not wanting to be a burden and all but i think this circumstance is acceptable
the thing is
i've seen animes with little girl characters before and thought "aww she's cute"
but i don't have that weeb illness where "aww she's cute" is an identical thought to "aww i want to fuck that", and i know that's what they were targeting, and it makes me feel like i can't just enjoy a cute thing
i mostly just try to ignore the latter
which one is which
No, I could not "just live with my mom". It's not an option and never will be.
it's hard to ignore because usually they'll start doing panty shots or other obnoxious shit
anime must simply be destroyed
did you see me posting about neko musume
it's not that hard to ignore it unless it's shit like prisma illya
is there an actual reason or do you just not want to
it doesn't have to be forever, just until you figure out a way around your current bullshit
there's no shame in that
same but with mecha.
She's on the edge of dementia, and I won't put more stress on her on top of that.
i dont know what necko mushu is
are they feeders
Not even for a week, man. I only stay overnight if they need me to do yardwork or move shit around. Buses out here stopped running a while ago, so I'm here for the night.
>tfw you start dinner at 6 and think you'll be eating by 7, but realize your missing some ingredients so your only option for a real dinner is a slow cooker and now you won't be eating until 10
sleep tight neppers
what if instead of staying around and being a burden on your sick mom
you stayed to take care of her and ease her problems
I don't wanna sleep
I already help as much as I can, which is more than the other five kids are doing.
sleep for eternity
alls i'm saying is
you staying with her doesn't have to be a burden on either of you
it can be mutually beneficial and make you both happier and healthier and less burdened
when you compare screentime to uselessness, does there exist a more pointless character in all of homestuck than nepeta
I question your standards for what constitutes lolicon
I said loliposting, not wanting to fuck them.
Which is why I questioned you as to what you meant by "legitimate".
I guess in my mind loliposting was specifically about wanting to fuck them
otherwise yeah sometimes I post pictures of young anime girls
yea. me, you, and sako
the corrupted ifunny trio
I still don't think half those pictures were even loli though
flan's a loli and most of the other ones look like lolis
even the ones with big tits?
i said most not all
though i didn't notice the tits on the one with black hair before
anyone who is able to comfortably have a second helping of a meal is inhuman
I didn't mean to get heated but horsie's respect means everything to me
i do not like this
peeposting should be permabannable on site
peeeeeeeeeeposting, however, is lit
someone should write this book one day
>don't particularly enjoy this anime, no strong connection to it
>the last ep is kinda sad, but eh whatever
>ED starts playing during the last scene, choke up like a bitch
and now I feel some kinda way whenever I hear that stupid song.
is cosmo the first male-to-female-to-pt-monster trans
>tfw you might never get to hang out with dizzy and rook
(the feel is having unmolested ear drums)
>have to set up mom's new router
>instructions are vague because stepmom doesn't do "clear and concise" at all
That was a fun hour or so.
grant what if u were trans
what if your legs were arms
I know that feel
i would be better at epic video gaming
id be able to sip drink and frag nerds at the same time, itd rule
hsg au where grant is trans
Yeahhhhh this is more in line with Comcast's usual speeds.
hsg au where the majority of posters are NOT trans instead of the other way around
>total biscuit is in the hospital for severe pains and chemo wont work anymore
explain the picture to me please
looks like maybe some haggis
tea boy is coming
it is a saucisson
i don't want totalbiscuit to epicly succumb
but your cancer getting into your spine, it being immune to chemo, and your best remaining hope is jumping into any clinical trial that will take you...
seems like he might be at the end here
really disappointed in the dbfz dlc characters so far tbh
i just want muten roushi
whens motherfucking puar getting dlc
When Toriyama makes it canon that she and Yamcha got married one drunk night before Bulma came into the picture and Yamcha was blackout drunk and doesn't remember
Who's gonna argue that the shapeshifter who clearly loves Yamcha isn't the bride
I think half of why I like mystia is because deaf to all but the song is really catchy
ass cancer finally catch up to him?
watchin la confidential
i hear la noire was basically this except with bad mocap
which hsg poster will get ass cancer
i'm going to need somebody to fuck the cancer out of my ass
ask sako to do it after you fight him
at the concert thing at the japan thing we went to sunday they coveredthe gurren lagann theme and ive had it in my head since then
that also reminds me i have to get epic glue to put a spike back on my gurren lagann figure i got in fuckin like 2008
BREAK A DEAL, FACE THE WHEEL
the quality's gonna get better
Zamasu makes me want to watch Super, but everything else about Super makes me want to not watch Super.
Zamasu is probably actually the worst villain in the entire series
i like how her lawyer's best argument was "she was going through rough times"
like the people calling 911 for help weren't maybe possibly going through slightly even worse times
Oh my God it finally happened
I found one of the names
watch battle of gods movie
watch resurrection f movie
start super from episode 28 if u want to watch the universe 6 tournament, episode 47 if u just want to watch the future trunks part (best part of super and pretty good imo)
fuck u and log off
who do you suggest is worse than zamasu
i haven't watched super, but how did zamasu steal goku black's body in the first place
did he just ginyu his ass or what
if so, how is he still there to fuse with goku black
is he just mind controlling him
an alternate timeline zamasu wished on the super dragon balls to have goku's body and then he teamed up with his normal timeline self
super buu was just a shittier cell
jiren (entire tournament of power sucked)
all the villains in dragonball are not that bad, p much
not counting gt which uh, that had many problems
super buu was okay but he became shut when he absorbed gotenks
but that version only appeared for like a handful of episodes so hmm
a lot of the movie villains suck shit tbh
i fucking hate it when my phone autocorrects curse words
yeah, i dont count half of em
like turtles or slugs or brolys
who gives a shit about em
You ducking what?
>base form goku and vegeta are dlc fighterz
i hate this
i would have fucking taken GT characters tbh
everyone goes apeshit over broly for some reason
base form goku is like
if they added paper mario to smash or something
its easy to be mad but like, hes got so many more moves he could do
like, dude used to fire kamehamehas out his feet and have a big ass stick
>if they added paper mario to smash or something
>its easy to be mad but like
if anyone was mad about paper mario being in smash i'd call them retarded
yeah but i mean
before u think about the possibilities youre mad because "its another fuckin mario rep" despite him being the main character of nintendo
his power is maximum
why wasn't hercule in the roster
>youre mad because "its another fuckin mario rep"
lad let me tell you, zero people would be mad about a mario rep
(most) of the reason people are upset over the 6 FE reps is that a lot of them play the same
for the goku thing i'd just think it weird that no powers goku is the dlc, what various saiyan forms do they have currently
We already have three gokus though and also bardock. I'd get where you're coming from if that wasn't already the case.
and also mario and paper mario are extremely different series with different fans and shit, so it's kind of different.
i dont know if i like how la confidential ends
i prefer chinatown
i shoulda watched chinatown
blue and ssj
is ssj just super saiyan 1
if you are going to tell me that Goku Black doesn't count as a Goku then you've got another thing coming
libtard: i love to destroy culture *is taken advantage of by the cryptofascist oligarchs of the world*
one super attack has him at ssj3 but its just a cutscene
its gokus body and one of his moves but the rest is all tea boy
I wanted first form freeza tbh
should have just called the game dragon ball fightersuper tbh
i have nothing to do for an hour, should i
do dishes, clean, get an early shower and shave in
start persona 5 despite having literally no interest
just sit here on the internet bored
anything but the second one
theres not that many super characters
im doing the last one because xdddd
play p5 it's good
*hank hill voice*
p3 and 4 were ok
im not interested in5 really
im not bluepilled
*bangs pots and pans*
WAKEY WAKEY, ASSHOLE!
i think my one of my neighbors' weed dealer was stood up
he's in the hallway being loud
weed dealer update
whats your address
sometimes i worry that i actually have some kind of anxiety disorder or something
when are they going to do a fate/stay night battle royale game
see the joke is the HOly Grail War of the series is a battle royale
>mike and jay insult both Kabasinsk and Landis for being terrible filmmakers
>they end up being guest stars
kebab man made it spicy for me
hell yeah dude
grant what are your plans for the day
i gotta do dishes
i should clean
but aside from that, i got nada
and i should walk the dog again but i hate summery weather and its p close to it
10 likes and ill jump in front of a train
10 likes and ill leak the podesta emails
>you'll never be this cute
hate this feeling
what kind of person asks for a ride home and makes you wait around for an hour?
my digiorno is getting warm
>Mob has me delivering another package today
This sucks man
*in jadesprite, from homestuck voice*
what did you do
I forgot what it was but I dug that one really spicy moment where someone or other asked Jay on twitter if he liked some movie and Jay answered that it was trash
and then the guy replied and was like "ouch, but thank you for the honesty, glad someone saw my movie" and Jay realized it had been the guy who made that exact movie
also while on the topic of DB villains, I never liked Broly and don't get why people like him so much
is it just because he was a super saiyan at a time in the series before everyone was already tired of super saiyans and they were no longer HOLY SHIT THE PROPHECIES
I'm pretty sure I liked the fuckin movie with the 13 and the other two androids
and I can't even remember what those fuckers were called, all I remember was one was literally a black midget pimp who walked around drinking liquor and talking in jive
*I'm pretty sure I liked the fuckin movie with 13 and the other two androids more than Broly
wasn't 13 the android that went super saiyan
like he was a trucker or something at first. but then he goes super saiyan. and turns blue
he turned blue and orange and got muscley and his trucker hat blew off and then he had spikey hair
it was some half assed SUPER ANDROID POWERUP that was obviously meant to be a technological counterpart to Goku
if i recall he was still the only super saiyan at that point, maybe vegeta was too, i can't remember
I was born into a shit family
for some reason that was just too much for me as a kid. i could watch dogshit like bio broly but i drew the line at an android super saiyan
i never actually liked the broly movies that much but all my peers went apeshit over them and i wanted to fit in
The New Jersey branch, but Philadelphia has overtaken a lot of their activities.
really? couldn't make it that entire extra 10 minutes that separates a DB "movie" from a DB "episode"?
JUUUUUUUUUUUUST JOSHIN' (A LOT OF THE MOVIES ARE TOTAL HORSESHIT THAT YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MIND OFF TO AND THEN HEY WHATTAYA KNOW IT'S OVER ALREADY)
im sorry for you're loss
whenever im back home in ny any time a car almost hits me or seems like they want to hit me (mostly for crossing where i have a fuckin stop sign and am visible from far away) its always a fuckin jersey plate
I once saw a truck swerve in and out the left and right of a street before turning the corner.
I didn't check what happened.
bio broly was the only one i remember being episode length but yeah they're always over before you know it.
i'd still only want to watch one for thirty minutes at most
that makes sense since you're allowed to speed whenever you want there. new jersey drivers are epic
i cant believe Archer is still going
if I was rich I'd pay dsp 10,000 dollarydoos to play shut up and jam gaiden
just remembered that dbz movie with the dragon and the guy who gave trunks his sword. what was actually the point
I'd buy a priVate security firm and start a revolution in parts of Africa
is real archer still in a coma or what
it'd depend on how rich i am for me
like infinite money?
i'd start an hsg intentional community in bushwick and invite everyone over and watch the disaster happen
enough that i don't have to like, work or junk?
i'd probably buy a condo and chill, maybe become one of those obscenely rich furries that commissions artists to draw my waifu
just a big old wad of cash?
i'd probably blow it on vidya
looks like another comatose dream
good thing i dropped it at the beginning of the Noir season
if i had infinite money id open up the gf store
Today's RAN presented by Michael Bay
i never liked archer anyway, but framing multiple seasons with "it was just a dream" seems like a really great way to get even your dedicated fans to not care about your show
You guys ever stop being depressing
HSG is a cesspool where i throw my negativity and bad thoughts
is yu yu hakusho an isekai
does dying and becoming a ghost and then coming back to life with spirit powers count as isekai
Sometimes I wonder what's in my T.V.
>boss starts off with "whether you like it or not, men and women are biologically different"
keep us posted on your boss' hot takes
>Says basic truth
it was a very roundabout way to kiss our female ceo's ass, actually
the female chemicals in her female brain makes her care more about worker safety was his point
my phone and tablet are both kind of laggy at times but still serviceable despite bugs and problems
but im still kind of like
basically i wanna get a higher end fuckin phone that does the job of both
both were cheap enough that im justifiying it to myself pretty easily despite not needing it
if i do im probably gonna lean towards a xiaomi meme chinkphone like all the cool kids
but im still like
i dunno, man
>vice article: why are there so many blacks in far cry 5
"The problem with this immersive experience is that occasionally breaks down if you don’t pick a white avatar.
At one point in the game, you come across a woman who looks you up and down and asks if you are "Eye-talian", insinuating that Italians are thieves."
Ubisoft is lazy what do you know
pwned libtard SCREAMS
based boss working the soyboys into a shoot
*insert le 56% face joke here*
selling my meds
20 bucks a box
do they kill intestinal worms
you don't wanna see my hand.
where my hand be at?
can't they just dunk the vworm in a bucket of alcohol after pulling it out? why let it writhe?
they took an oath to do no unepic
and wiggly worm funtime is very epic indeed
A popular doctor's prank is to hide intestine worms in the interns' spaghetti lunches
i miiiiight have talked about HSG with my psychiatrist
did you say how epic it is
then it's fair to talk about your psyciatrist to hsg
you've doomed him to join the broth
Hello fellow posters, let us all talk about our relationships with our mothers starting from age 6.
When did you first realize you were epic?
You didn't reveal my presence, did you?
In what capacity
what's happenin everypony
hm, needs more drool, otherwise good form
unbelievably upset the korean conflict didnt last another year
missed a golden opportunity for the 69 year war
This year is a very important 20th anniversary
*sucks your cock*
Same difference tbh
i don't blame you and yet somehow i feel like you've compromised us
why is the text like scientifically designed to be just small enough to be readable but also strain the living fuck out of my eyes
nintendo labo comes out tomorrow niggas
smash that muthafuggin like button if u think the girl on top is as pretty as the girl on the bottom
i know pizzas are expensive as shit in japan, comparatively
are corndogs also a valued delicacy
WHENEVER THE BEAT CAUSES MY JAWS TO CALL
OUT OUT OUT OUT
Take taiyaki, add a stick. You've got basically a corndog.
only if there's a sausage in it.
>taiyaki specifically made with a hot dog is kind of like a corndog
wow, thats really enlightening rev
now what about the other kinds of taiyaki that ARENT made with hot dogs in the middle.
I didn't bring up meat
rev why the fuck are you like this
Why aren't you like this
okono = pizz
i enjoy my higher thought processes and having a functional brain
what's the most important part of a corn dog
the corn shell, or the hot dog core
It's not a corndog without the dog
which is why only taiyaki with a hot dog in it can be considered even vaguely similar to a hot dog
would you guys visit me if i moved to planet lib
corn dog i mean, obviously
Corn dog = burrito
Taiyaki = eclaire
what like boston?
should i buy a butane stove
Buy a bromide instead.
Speak up, you say?
give me the chubbiest loli
someone has to stop markiplier
and i suppose it falls to me
I'm going to murder playerunknown
it's not their fault
player unknown started this with pubg
he deserves to be killed
it's not his fault
you should be helping him
playerunkown did not make black ops 4
why do you care so much about call of duty and battlefield
player unknowns game popularized the battle royale genre and made those games profitable
it's like every gaming fad has to be worse than the last one
it isn't his fault that people like battle royale
and it isnt his fault that big companies will do literally anything to increase mass appeal including jettisoning entire game concepts
gladiator pit video game where
jimmy "corporations are evil because these two extremely baseline shitty first person shooters are shitty and baseline" wonkington
why is she sticking her fingers into her belly button
i didnt say corporations are evil i said they were willing to jettison things as essential to a series as "single player campaigns" to jump on the latest trend
you dont stick your fingers into your belly button?
are fuckable navels an emergent kink
are fuckable navels a futurefetish
>cod is now overwatch with a battle royal mode
wow they really just dumped their whole design out the window huh
arent they a fetish already
it's been going downhill for a while so it's not surprising.
the overwatch of dark souls
bellybutton fucking has been a thing for a while
you have to make the hole first though.
nothing of value lost
but it's kinda weird how cod apparently had this golden formula that every single publisher tried to ape for a decade
and now they just flush it entirely to chase the two newest memes
Socks are you here pls reply
Did you buy a PSP yet?
im waiting for grant to sort out his immigration shit
The thing is the golden formula isn't very golden anymore and no one is trying to ape them.
How are the two related?
i was going to buy grants
That should have been obvious I suppose
I was just gonna give him mine, but now I also think I don't want him knowing my exact address.
I've never scammed anyone in my entire life.
hsg has done gristmas for how many years now? nobody gets murdered
if an anon died would anyone notice
I've done it 0 times, and I've been murdered 0 times, so. . .
if i died the post quality would drop immensely
have you noticed the number of partecipants got less and less over the years...
they just graduate to fulfilling lives!
That's some epic vore 👌
you dont have to have return addresses on packages u send, horse man
that movie was great and so was that monster
Last known footage of Barbra Bush
The Taking of Deborah Logan
>Send one of those 3d facemapped emojis to my mom.
>"Who is this girl?"
it's actually kind of a bummer that's spoiled for you, tbh
apparently u dont
also sakos probably in my top 10 of ppl who would be no trouble to know my address, imho
hey weinershnitzel might be the actual best fast food
these corndogs ar fucking bomb
>firing up binding of isaac rebirth for the first time in forever
>get the hankering for northernlion vids
ronnie made another horse girl anime comic
i'm really worried guys
how bout bottom 10
his isaac videos are ok to fall asleep to as a cheap substitute for my preferred isaac guy who doesnt play the game much anymore (sad!)
but they also make good playing other games while half listening or doing dishes background sound, and his non isaac stuff is usually not bad
t. soon to be breadslapped
wesley, sponge, cousinfucker are definitely my bottom 3, those would all be catastrophic in one way or another and leave a looming threat over my home
i cant think of another 7 whod be bad right now, honestly
soon to be mouthpicced
she has almost 200k followers
How about ar mouth pics
did you make some strange bet with the soundcloud tran?
im watching his rebirth videos and he's not nearly as clueless anymore which is good
like, i mean, i love him, but sometimes he just wasn't great
I hereby curse all bbn of Sponge's mouthpics ro be AR mouthpics.
hes still awful at all the games
but if you wanted 10/10 gameplay youd go watch a pro and not a guy whos good at rambling to himself about music and people buying too many deli meats
he's perfect just the way he is
you know whos really perfect?
i've been depressed about totalbiscuit all day
the dude is barely past 30 and he's gonna die forever
good fuck him, he should have died years ago when he first had the ass cancer
i don't think i would ever ask dizzy for mouthpics out of the massive amount of respect i have for her
also she doesn't even have 100k insta followers
potentially extremely epic in a few years
how is that a sako post lol
TB is a shit human bean and everyone was celebrating his ass cancer
i dont even care about tb
why would that be a sako post
>gets terminal cancer
It's fine pottery
how is tkmiz doing
i haven't heard much about them since the card
they drew this back aroudn the end of march
i thin kthey're alright
has that girl made any new content, sako kept saying she's only done 2 5-minute videos
i am the sako
she uploaded another 3 minute video a couple days ago
If I died everyone who posts here would immediately die as well
i really like this vtuber
Worth the trade off xD EBIG
okay so like
what is a professional mouthpic-purchasing inquiry supposed to sound like
how much do you want for your psp
trying to buy mouthpics from an asmr youtuber too
Shipping + apologize
I forgot how nice it feels to snuggle with a girl with huge fucking cans
i don't know, is she?
Be Nepetas punching bag boyfriend
Thank her when she hurts you
Have apology ice cream with Nepeta
Smile when she kisses you
Wind up as her abused boyfriend again
Cry whenever she's home because you know she'll bully you
Get mindbroken and be a masochist for your mistress.
piconep and sako
two faces of the same coin
why bother with all the early stiff, just skip straight to the good part and be a mindbroken painslut
Well now that is just epic
we truly are two sides of the same coin piconep
The fear and pain arr the best part
hey i've had masochistic fantasies about being a mindbroken painslut since pretty much as soon as I started jacking off
i just don't talk about it much, though i do talk about similar things
your golden chance is here my boy
this but because i want to be inflicting pain and fear
I only want to be abused by Nepeta though. Nobody else. That's why I'm talking about it, since she's the best girl, she should be well known as a mistress.
where is a reliable place to download apks for cool games
i want to nab keep talking and no one explodes
you're not wrong nep is a very good girl
i'm just not as picky
If he had called on me I was going to get out of my chair and take two steps, grab my chest, drop to the floor and hope they called 911. Whatever it took not to get caught, and I never got caught.
tell me your address
She's not "Very good", she's the best!
why'd no one tell me it was my turn in advance wars
it wasn't your turn until like a minute ago
The Loving Domination Of Kanaya
no i'm the one that got kicked out of the game
Will she punch, kick and choke you for saying no to her?
puny kittycat claws are no match against a chainsaw
But her claws are great for slowly tearing her pets skin.
epic post but uh
i don’t think she’s really my type
a fan broke inside my pc case, but speccy says the temperatures are ok so im not going to fix it
my idea: piconep is a good lad
You have fans? Are you famous or something?
i'm sure narcissa would also sing to you like an anesthetized cat if you asked nicely
You Are A Prototype
A Prototype For Me
I'm Nepetas good boy.
*honks a big ass horn that blares ">she"*
how long until it turns out he's a weirdo like the other crossies??
when was the last crossie that wasn't a complete psychopath, sako?
shitto im messaging you
where do crossies even come from
how do you even find this general
we're one of the fastest boards on here
I'm actually a sociopath, thank you very much.
is this "its sako" or are you asking me specifically
they search for homestuck on 8chan
you're being used as an example
the devil beating his meat
let's all get fat so the board velocity can top the charts
at least "folks" and "y'all" have receded for now
Folks, what y'all doing in this here saloon?
where is folks even supposed to be from
why would y'all be be nuhuss
Become One With Kanaya
Kanaya Rules Your Mind
numales use them to appear homespun and authentic
i'm gonna be the new guy's friend way before any of you will
what if people just use y'all normally
t. idiot that cant make friends
yeah but what does that have to do with it
if you aren't a peppy, young social media coordinator it's fine mostly
Will Kanaya have me wear collars?
why are there so many articles about homestuck lately
is this the power of VIZ media
it's blowing up organically
Then It's a firm maybe.
All Shall Kneel Before Kanaya
put your trip on uh
Ken Sasaki, CEO of VIZ media
*absorbs cohen and hussie like majin buu*
finally, i can become
the ultimate libtard
The World Shall Taste My Kanaya
shitty posts don't warrant such an early and terrible death
(this does not apply to the loliposter. die, loliposter. fucking die loliposter. do you understand that this isn't a joke, loliposter? do you understand this is not just an epic hyuck from your shitposting pals on the home stuck general? i actually want you to die so that your posts permanently stop. die forever, loliposter.)
oh he's finally getting his 'and die' on
gamegate losses another warrior O7
take the Don't Fuck Children challenge
I forgot about my filenames folder
>/fom/ - female open mouths.
there's like four
but the one you're probably referring to is sako
it's growing by the day
wtf that's too many
it depends on if you count aradiaflag
why wouldn't you count them?
we need to destroy the ifunnyposter forces
it depends on if you consider loliposting as posting pictures of touhou characters or as posting shit like "punipuni lolimanko suck suck"
i still don't see what ifunnyposter has to do with sako or anyone else
Let's all blame *spins wheel*
>raven lets kat win a competition to protect her smile
punipuni lolimanko suck suck
punipuni lolimanko lick lick
ifunny is banned
raven also tries to murder kat to get a piece of a cake she's trying to deliver
yes but you see i am counting myself
the sexual organs of littel kids.....
no it's just a race of short women
>Mob members drove past my house
what are those underwear about
what purpose do they serve
You chose this road
>what purpose do the serve
they're supposed to be sexy
how many people have they forced you to kill
gay pride parades should chase off the ridiculous assless chaps wearing dildo-twirlers
the message should be the opposite of "hey we're a bunch of weirdo sex perverts with no sense of decency"
Went better than expected.
I'm just getting a dropoff and some cash.
>new guy is married
sexhaver 🅱lease leave
Nah, it's just me.
I bought a gold ring to have one.
*doxxes the entire new jersey mob based on one photo of a gun*
more like real shitposting
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little lolimanko post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for an 8chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Flan guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you fall through your hole on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will fix it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on hsg posting about a fucking loli. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic lolicon NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "PUNIPUNI LOLIMANKO SUCK SUCK" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
You think I'm stupid enough to actually post the gun I got?
can i get those serial numbers real quick?
just watch as hsg ends up inadvertently busting up a mob operation
and to think, i was enjoying the mobposting, but now i know the new guy was larping....
i like how his name is just new guy
I'd defend myself but that would only cement your beliefs.
hey neppy new guy, do you like mouthpics?
punipuni lolimanko pero pero
wtf the new guy is older than me
why is she wearing those stocking things
getting anxious over the disgaea 1 remake
Ultra plot twist: it's vfan
She killed herself
Yes.. that's what she wants you to think...
I believe vfan killed herself because that's the best explanation for her never coming back
i can only do 8s at most in djmax
i hate being bad at video games
I think I have to declare that this Nebraska Furniture Martbis simply TOO BIG
piconep reminds me of when i first came to hsg and posted terezi
Do you still have any pics?
somewhere, but i dont care to go look for them
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peep this track from djmax
>Not having a folder for your waifu
terezi isn't my waifu anymore
i have a very large yukari folder though
[sounds of a geiger counter fucking flipping its lid]
this take is nuclear
>ywn get served by maidquius at a maid cafe
sako is a slut he'll have a different waifu next year
saw a picture of a ftm's fake mutant cock a week ago, still haunting me
while i did see it was a dysphoria thing i thought the 2 other dysphorias weren't trans things
i'm pretty open about contemplating trans stuff a few years go though
the most difficult question
it literally is not
don't want to go digging for it, they make those things out of flesh and skin from their fucking legs, if that gives you an idea
don't ftm dicks need an external manual pump to get an erection
this is the hardest question
tp was good
overhyped but decent
looks like rehydrated jerky
write in bunny suit or naked apron
what about duke nukem forever
wasn't delayed long enough
actually relatively epic
i never cared about dr horrible though
Needed more time to be good
the answer is obviously 2, but at some point you need to just need to release the fucking game
Doomed from the start
reading this makes me want to scoop my eyes out
How old is this individual? Please tell me they are a teenager and this is just their memelord phase.
very cute picture of my wife and two whores
who knew it was set in the future
*of three whores
yea you cant really get a prosthetic dick, in the way most ppl think. so really its kinda just an advanced strap on
i think some people will actually use pumps and what not on their clitoris to simulate a penis, cause once enlarged they kinda look like one
the “war is bad/wow cool robot” gundam image but it’s darling in the franxx and the laser is labeled “THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR ADOLESCENT SEXUALITY” and its shooting the viewer straight through the face
>you'll never pilot a robot by boning your bff doggystyle
very late on this one
"We should take better care of our citizens" vs. "Murder all muslims".
ok now post the one where her shirt is totally unbuttoned and she's covered in semen you sick fucker