would you this weird girl who eats mouses
Thank you guys for being the closest thing to friends I have.
no and she deserves everything bad that happens to her
found this behind my couch. it's something yugioh related but idk what
I'm glad sponge at least has some standards when it comes to vore
you're fucking welcome you little biptch
this but unironically
unironically, i do consider you guys my friends
except not wes
he's my bestie
i give cwc until the end of the year before he attempts suicide
another trans statistic.......
he doesn't have the guts
not just because he's trans, his mental state just seems to be degrading more and more rapidly over time
i consider you but wonk my friends
you aren't my friends the broth is my friend
i consider wonk my friend
he's just my friend with terrible opinions on politics that are the exact opposite of mine
shitto would be cool if he actually played video games with people instead of begging endlessly even when people take him up on the beg
shitto would be cool if he played good games
this too but we gotta start somewhere
how do you know sponge doesnt like that video
shitto is literally my best friend, back off
let's stop talking about that vid
and here i thought the vid was epic....
I'm glad no one remembers me in a negative light.
I'm out there getting that stuffed crust lads
had one last week, you need the extra dipping sauce
sometimes i wish i could excise spongelord from my body!
get out of le me! get out of le me! get out of le me!
bugbs bundy's delidious flat chessssst
dippin the pizza crust in my goth gf's vagina
but it isn’t spongelord! spongelord is me! it’s this fucking schema we’ve built into us!
it's a pisser aint it
try this with spongelord
well r&d couldn't have cost much
do you want to go fairyhunting with me
note: you cannot fuck any caught fairies
holy shit i need a shower
I'm gonna make some curry sometime this week
I'm mad stracks isn't going to be carrying S&B curry packs anymore
that's not very gamer of you
it’s going to ruin my epic life
you will always be spongelord in my heart
i wish i could get help but i cant afford insurance or hold down a job for more than a few months
i cant even call a hotline because they might involuntarily commit me
what's your living situation
commitment? did you mean free room
a free room that costs thousands of dollars
space jin's CBT chart
unskilled -- skilled
implying we're ever done meddling anywhere
Marisa is pure!
P U R E !
the only person that can help me is me but they have that schema in them and the only person that can remove it is me but they have that schema in them
you can do it
i believe in you
imagining normalfag sponge is oddly depressing
i hope sponge can become a normal person and not the goblinoid faggot he is now
oh i don’t want to be normal. i want to be even more epic
to become more epic you must become..... incel.....
how do you become an incel voluntarily
i hope you learn to not be a raging faggot with an awful personality
goblin ben........... he's skulking about...........
no one knows... but it's freakin epic
someone donate a couple thousand to my gofundme plz
are you a balding thirty something washingtonian?
you mean a volcel?
small brain: incel
big brain: volcel
galaxy brain: volincel
spirit-plane brain: involincel
i will become an even more rancorous queer with an even more detestable modus operandi. i will be a faggot of the ages.
this looks like a really good show
ive already seen porn of the hyena so i know it's good
severe lack of hygiene
>Trump Threatens To ‘Close Down The Country’ If Border Wall Doesn’t Get Funding
why the fuck are people only now shitting themselver over it? it's been out for like, years
also why that specific skit.
i mean it's a pretty good anime, i like it, but why does tumblr care about it now
iunno man, that's a complex question, why does anything become popular, what dictates when it happens, what's the tipping point
it's complicated stuff
i mean, it's on netflix now, so it's got more visibility
the (((patriots))) duh
Jokes on her, that disgust turns me on
i will be completely unsurprised if kanye ends up running and wins in the 2024 election
arma 3 is a serious milsim game
*turns off anti aliasing*
list games with ass sliders
i can already see him announcing that he's gonna run with trump (at the end of his 2nd term) endorsing him
i wonder if he's gonna get as much backlash as trump when the latter ran though
the netflix series came out last week
what did he mean by that
There's nothing wrong with that.
Didn't say there was.
Asses are where it's at anyway
itty bitty kitty titties
big fat cat tats
*summons a horde of goblin bens to attack kanye during his inauguration speech*
goblin bens only communicate via wild scream
post the screaming ben one
basically everybody who caped for him through:
>808s and heartbreak
>the taylor swift incident
>the yeezy brand launch and him yelling about not being taken seriously as a fashion designer
>the yeezy tour
>the other taylor swift incident
is real downtrodden -- unlike trump who had a core constituency of people who thought he was a "successful business man" thanks to the apprentice and a small contingent of people close enough to know the actual effects of his business practices (basically anyone in the tri-state area, mba-types), most normal people know kanye as the guy who interuppted that nice girl taylor swift at an awards show and married the pornstar kim kardashian. people close to kanye seem to like him? idk. at any rate, kanye's brand is of someone put upon by the mainstream -- it won't work in an election.
is this vore or mpreg
This man gets it.
these are ancient images from a dusty usb drive I found under my recliner
look on my works and despair
rose is taking her snapped wrist like a trooper
its kind of weird seeing old art that i somehow never saw before
tfw you want to chat about nepeta one on one.
I saved a bunch of art that I never posted because it was just too shit
What anime should I watch on Netflix. I'm thinking maybe Violet Evergarden or Children of the Whales.
from what I heard VEG was bad and Whales wasn't that bad but was weird
watch better anime instead
But I like watching anime on my big comfy 4k tv in the living room, so I have to use Netflix.
dont watch anime
but if you have to watch anime watch Wakaokami wa Shougakusei
I read way more manga than I watch anime, but I don't read a whole lot of manga.
Though I am not counting any Gundam in this calculation
Violet Evergarden is fucking boring
That's too bad.
Maybe I"ll just watch another season of Frasier
just hdmi out your pc to your tv
he's a retarded horse
stupid hick is at it again
hit me with a new hicktard anthem
I don't want to have to bring it downstairs and shit. Aside from that I've got all the cords for it zip tied together so it's not a mess and I don't want to have to redo that just to watch anime.
you know sako's not the only one who talks about anime, right
I'm surprised no one ever calls me a hick for living in Texas
chappie is a good movie fams
holy shit a inbred horse
chappie makes me unhappy
it's got a happy ending
Are you even old enough to post yet kiddo
fuk fucka muther i trash u man
spoken like a true gaytard
Tell that to your mom BA BOOM HEY OH
you stopped being real 7 months ago
>twitch stream that streams gccx 24/7
thank u lord
time to game lads
fuck off viitard.
I will not fuck tonight.
But tomorrow night? Who knows?
i think grant might be in this /v/ bully thread
get off my vent or i'll have you bent
get off my board or i'll have you vored
what should i name my 3 platinum numemon in hacker's memory
last time they were shitmonlee, shitmonchan and shitmontop
where are we raidin
I could go for some OJ right now
>tore the lizard pussy
i swear i'm not humblebragging about my dick size! it's just very not well made!!!!
that's a priest in disgaea
i gotta learn how to make pulled pork
if it were a female they'd be called a priestess...
the girl version of the class are called clerics
throw some pork in a crock pot for five hours
it sounds like a joke but that's really all there is to it
you know, me of all people should remember that but i still forget all the time despite them being a staple of my party
Blackjack is unironically the best game
this is aradia country...
childhood is wanting nep gf..... adulthood is realizing ara makes more sense
I'm young forever then
UNDERAGE GET OUT
that's the good stuff
i don't want to admit it but i can see nep ending up as an autismal online nazi...
I'd love to help Nep out with Genocideing any lesser bloods she wants
she'd have to genocide herself lol....
what do i get at the grocery store lads
i actually have everything for that here. i have tacos for dinner almost every other night
fried chicken stuff
burritos could be good actually
i'm also feeling this, a big fried chicken dinner with mashed potatoes and gravy
I usually prefer rice but potatoes are good too
it's gotta be chicken gravy though
yeah i sometimes do rice with red beans or something, i think i got all that here as well.
and of course it'd be chicken gravy, i'm not a savage
there's some other soul out there on imageboards chastising nerds for jerking off too much and using mre steve reaction images
long lost twin maybe
but that's too many tacos
have you ever considered that you're eating too few tacos
i will stop the taco uprising
"yellow supremacist" just doesn't give that same satisfying outrage high
oh yeah get some stuff for mac and cheese too
i don't know if it's the MRI dye or the pound of brisket i ate afterward but something is sitting in my stomach like a rock
is the mcu the new star wars
meaning this cultural touchstone series that is beloved by most and everyone is expected to have watched at some point
i am amazed at just how many people i know who have gone to see infinity war and are obsessing over it now, it very much reminds me of star wars mania
asians and jews truly are schrodinger's minority
No because Star Wars left an original cultural legacy and was a new thing
This is just old ips dusted off for a new generation
didn't watch what i was typing, and almost printed this page
i think it's a little different -- the mcu has released 18 movies in about 10 years, plus four tv series in addition to the existing comic book franchises. compared to star wars that has 10 movies and two series in 41 years. i think that the mcu is a cultural touchstone just out of sheer saturation at this point
>the mcu has released 18 movies in about 10 years, plus four tv series in addition to the existing comic book franchises. compared to star wars that has 10 movies and two series in 41 years
that's only because it wasn't owned by disney
like, 5 of those films have been in the past 3 years, and we've got another one coming this year
half in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
how easily they forget.........
i forgot the original clone wars series in the star wars count
disney's only backed 3 of the star wars movies and one of the series -- the others were before disney bought lucasfilm
have you actually looked at it
i cant believe donald trump ended the korean conflict
people forgot about the clone wars movie
but i didn't
It was bad compared to the show
imagine the history books
Chapter 8 - Trump's 'Little Rocket Man' Diplomacy and the Path to World Peace
N-no Mueller will get drumpf
le midterm elections
i can't keep the clone wars shows separate
which one is which and which one is good
they're both good but one was 2D animation and had better action while the 3D one was way longer and had better stories
now entering this data into my brain database
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this is the best scene in any pixar movie imo
i hope incredibles 2 isn't as bad as the trailers are making it look
hey man maybe calm down and just jerk off to cat girls
It's going to be like Finding Dory
So bland and unremarkable that its depressing because the original was so good
i think you're probably right
but i hope not
i watched finding dory on a plane and decided to just turn it off near the end because sitting in silence was less boring
That arts okay. It supports my favorite ship.
I hate Homestuck for all the gay shit
"I hate to do this, but this whole movie was ripped off from an episode of star trek" - Mike Stoklasa, Liar
i had a dream about my mom
she hugged me
and when i woke up, i still felt the sensation of being hugged for a few minutes, and i just laid there and cried a little bit
i hope i have that dream again
i hope you feel better
what is she dead or something
What is Wades favorite ship
she epically destroyed herself
why cant it be out already
the spazkid does it again
why is everyone talking about retsuko constantly all of a sudden when it has been around for like two or three years
it got a proper anime on netflix recently
i asked the same thing yesterday
because a large amount of people on tumblr never leave Their Space they probably never even heard about it until someone posted the dub of that skit a few weeks ago.
Hell pretty much the only time I've ever seen anyone talk about it at all is when atomic posts them on her tumblr.
the tv series that lasted for two years and had 100 episodes doesn't count as proper?
it's on netflix
how is this so hard to understand
you see, i didn't know this
you never found a fucking server last night
nut up or shut up faggot
>american conservatives pissed that Obama got the nobel prize for nothing
>now they want Trump to get the nobel prize for actively advocating for war
well that'll be the reason
big stick, wonk
>>now they want Trump to get the nobel prize for actively advocating for war
give me these hot takes
did you remember the SPEAK SOFTLY part of that phrase?
I want to make my own and play forge
whats the hsg goddamn discord
>cletus is too scared to deathmatch with me
>now they want Trump to get the nobel prize for actively advocating for war
I mean Trump doesn't deserve a nobel peace prize but when has he advocated for war
are you referring to the little rocket man meme
they actually made a new nobel peace prize category for owning libs
Okay we can deathmatch bitch
But still I want to set up a server it's impossible to find people unless you invite them
>but when has he advocated for war
clet are you literally a retarded person
but it didnt work
nk got the nuke and now they're diplomatically working things out with sk and china
"if you don't stop doing what we don't like we'll invade you" is hardly peace negotiations
I'm turning into a discornig NOOOO AHHHH HELP MEEEEE
did you mean to respond to cletus
donald "fuck the state department let's just invade" trump isn't a paragon of foreign policy
he literally hasn't done anything except tweet
all accounts of his diplomatic meetings overseas seem to imply that they never took notes or worked on things during meetings, and those were with allies
i can't imagine they're prepared to meet with NK and negotiate for peace if we aren't even capable of negotiating trade right now
yeah that second quote shouldve been to cletus as well
>south korea and north korea: trump helped make this possible
wonk: [Autistic screeching]
i don't think he should have a nobel peace prize but he isn't really doing anything wrong here
trying to get into a war with nk wasn't really a good idea but it did probably scare fatty jr enough because trump is probably stupid enough to actually start a legitimate war over twitter
what exactly did moon say
was it "his strong words so clearly forced kim to the negotiating table"
because that's the kind of thing you say to the US to be nice
it's not like the US convinced kim to stop testing nukes
they decided to stop once they were done, and decided to make a meeting after Xi talked to Kim
unless moon is saying specific things trump accomplished i'm just not gonna give him credit
he isn't trying to get into a war
the point of deterrence is that you don't have to do anything other than have a lot of nukes
i don't doubt he'll get credit for the peace though, even farther than getting credit for this meeting
that's america's role
we didn't destroy NK or invade for regime change, even though we threatened to, and that means we did everything we could to foster peace
so everyone should have nukes, right
everyone should be free to have their own nuclear programs
>"you see, the south korean president didn't mean the words of praise for trump that he said. i would know if he did. so until i give the thumbs up, those words don't count."
Remember kids MAD is good and epic
>i would know if he did.
just give him a source or something jimmy even said "what did he say" and no one's posted it
it has not failed and still shows absolutely no sign of failing as evidenced by recent events
Kim apparently just said he'd give up all nukes as long as the US vows to commit to peace and not attack
"fear of american invasion" proves once again to always work as long as they're convinced it'll actually happen
It hasn't failed, no, I'm just saying that we shouldn't actively try to go towards "Everyone in the world has nukes because that means no one will ever be stupid enough to fire them", because one day we might get a person who is stupid enough to do that.
hey retards get in discord and play halo with me
lads why are melee weapons so good in video games
i thought maybe my fascination started when i played demoknight a lot years ago but I remembered that I loved getting the melee weapons in stick arena too
>house intel committee released the minority report
>contains more Trump Jr emails
>he admits to a crime
WE GOT HIM LADS THE HOUSE OF CARDS IS FALLING
<we want to personally thank president trump for his role in ending hostilities
>nope, still didn't mean it. i can tell
<donald trump was instrumental in our peace
>nope, would've used more differenter words if he meant it
<trump ended the korean war
>that could mean anything
dude come on i hate wonk as much as the next person but you're just being purposefully facetious
just post his fucking words and/or stop shitposting
While you don't get a good meaty thwack out of demoknight you do get it out of others, and in monster hunter there's actually the pause thing that happens whenever you hit anything with a hammer.
is hammer more than gs training wheels in world
i'm not the original guy
my point isn't that trump actually ended the war, just that wonk is a big dummy
you're not actually making that point, you just look silly
i never played hammer in other games so i don't know, and hammer's (pretty much) the only thing I've played in world
if i can actually have fun with the game again i was gonna try gs though
>"i didn't actually get pwned. i could tell if it was for real."
the vertical spin is one of the coolest attacks in the game though
this is probably the coolest
...is there anything wrong with that?
the best i an find is Moon saying "trump deserves credit because he's been pushing this issue since day one" and that's uhhhhhh not convicting
like, telling the world that trump deserves credit shouldn't be just taken on face value, i want to understand truly what he did and what it accomplished, and if it was good that he did it the way he did
because the way you do things is as important as the results
and if Moon is basically saying "all those threats from Trump really put the fear of god in Kim", that doesn't make it "good" diplomacy
regardless of the outcome
and this second quote from moon shows why trump might not be the best negotiator in the world
Gotta be petty. Whenever you can
>and if Moon is basically saying "all those threats from Trump really put the fear of god in Kim", that doesn't make it "good" diplomacy
that's what happened
it had good results but the action wasn't very good
>regardless of the outcome
i didn't mean to have the 2nd part of that at the end
do i *have* to get in the discord
what im saying here is that moon isnt being very convincing
i have no reason to believe that trump really was that instrumental, nor that he will be more instrumental going forward
especailly considering the asks Kim is making of the US
and i'm saying trump shouldnt get praised for bad diplomacy
Why is Aradia getting ditched, man.
starting to become horribly real with me. its just that star trek has existed for so fucking long in so many forms of media that it can be referenced to just about any storyline/plot device
one was by samurai jack guy and was stylized 2d with a sharp edged/angular drawing style
the other was cg and everyone looked like they were literally carved out of wood
oh shit you're starting to get into my weird chaos gnosticism endtimes shit
the Black Sun comes up a lot in my corner of the harder metal genres
i mean its not like 45+ years of appeasement worked for all those other presidents and other world leaders, in donny boy's defense
i feel like we need a reverse "thats cold bro" for things wonk approves
because Damara getting some of that rustcock
9:30 is too early for halo
i havent even had coffee yet blegh
time to go grab my novelty trump-hate cup
also fuck the discord post the server here and we'll halo it up
Can't we all just hold hands man.
Aradia gonna be alone
>i mean its not like 45+ years of appeasement worked for all those other presidents and other world leaders, in donny boy's defense
i don't think appeasement was the goal of the harsh sanctions but sure, you defend trump however you want
fuck, you probbaly understand foreign policy better than he does for christ's sake
doesn't her rustblood lifespan terminate shortly after you begin adulthood
wasn't tavros rust
anyway i think their lifespan was like, 40 years?
don't post sako's messages
>if ignored, the Incel problem will turn America into Libya and Syria, destablized warzones
>the reason for incels is makeup
>makeup is lying, and should be a punishable offense
now this is the hottest take imaginiable
i just think that talking with north korea from the perspective of two world leaders on the world policy stage just doesn't work like it would with any person
the Kim regime doesn't give 1 shit about the Korean Peninsula or Juche or any of the shit they feed the masses, the Kim regime cares about furthering the Kim dynasty and surviving another decade
at this point its a monarchy pretending to be a socialist worker's utopia, the end mutation of the soviet cult of personality model
it took someone actually, directly threatening the lives and existences of the Kim family for him to take notice
because who cares about sanctions when you live like a god and just have luxury black market imports that let you get around the mass suffering of your peasants
my uncle won a gun recently, but it was through a VFW or like American Legion charity raffle or something in an admittedly very rural area so not as bizarre as it could seen
oh good for him, what kind
just some average consumer brand pump shotgun for durr huntin'
you're not wrong, and these are definitely problems with the sanctions approach being taken in the past
my problem with past attempts hasn't been that they weren't harsh enough or that we shoud've threatened to invade or nuke them
my problem is we weren't trying to be nice enough
i mean, kim wanted american military off the peninsula
he still wants that before he denuclearizes
we couldve put that on the table before he demanded it
those hands are pretty dark, but i can't tell if its from the sepia and lighting or if he's just one of those rare black weeaboos
>rare black weeaboos
i wish i were as cute as my inklinggggg
NK probably won't exist in 10 years, but I don't think Kim Jong Un is going to die or face war crimes charges or anything, and will most likely will mysteriously disappear to live a life of secretive, but still moderately luxurious exile in some Chinese frontier province
*with the covert approval of the Jingping administration
bringing up the fact that the royal family and all the top brass always make sure they still eat like kings, sanctions or no, made me mad again
that really pisses me off
what really pisses me off is that some people want to respond to that with more sanctions cuz like, fuck the common people right
so yeah fuck that bullshit
assistance and support, you mean
yeah, worded that badly
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thread theme for a post-korean-peace-talks world
SSR is set in a post-apocalyptic hellscape that's going through nuclear winter
wonk is stuck in a fantasy land where corean peace talks actually mean the end of the world because he won't admit that trump isn't ruining everything
xbox and ps4 users grab their gun and prepare to defend their home from the coming looters
switchboys game away, unaware and unready
>when your crush's harem keeps getting bigger and bigger
honestly it's really nice not having to worry about losing any progress if the power goes out
ok now what does that have to do with anything that i just said
need 1st year middle schooler bartender
you're not going to have her for very long..............
need 1st year middle schooler bartender gf
Which hamsteak would be good at Halo
do chuugakusei do enko >w<
it also shouldn't happen
just being able to be a patron would be enough for me...
das the joke lad
it was just a joke
wait a second
she's not old enough to serve alcohol
he he he he
once i figure out all the controls i wanna take you on
im not gonna win but i wanna try and do better than that
she's also not old enough to be the president of a large japanese corporation
Would that fall under child labor laws? I don't think there would be any other issue.
The ride that gets her there is the best part just you wait
>anime about the japanese air force using dragons to fight
>pilots have to get vored to pilot them
so it's come to this
cletus is really bad at halo 3
Try that on my Sandtrap faggot
We should've also played warthog races
Imagine being bad at a child's game.
imagine bragging about winning at a child's game
didn't you post this yesterday
hsg is prosthetic friends
Gen 8 will either unfuck or doublefuck the meta
I can't believe Grant is turning into Rev
as soon as she touched me, i cummed and started shidding
actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.
but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?
the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,
is there something that will go through my steam library and show me the actual video games outside of the hundreds of cheapo indie games i bought for no reason
what kind of abomination plays exclusively final fantasy games
the same kind that says"lovely wifey" and gets rid of an entire medium upon request because he's having a kid
history will smile on this post
my ancestors are smiling upon me, jimmy wales.
can yours say the same?
hard to believe yahoo used to be worth 40 billy
yahoo is a sad story
i announced your name stoically into the void, benjamin
i'm gonna play brawl with this thicc bitch next week
any pointers you can give me based on your experience
any cards from your games that were surprisingly good or staples
i didn't play that many black cards in dominaria and they were mostly just filler
for wrt standard/brawl stuff i am probably the worst possible person to ask for that because i could not care less about standard
seeing as her thing is graveyard>hand you probably just want to mill and/or loot yourself to get them into the yard and then play them, but since her effect is only on enters that aspect probably isn't going to be the absolute most relevant thing
haste lord is good, but again that's just "play good creatures"
use icy manipulator
although icy manipulator probably isn't as relevant in brawl, it was really good in sealed
icy manipulator is good
i've got the basic engine i want with her figured out (basically sac/discard/mill + reusable etb triggers for epic value), it's the basic staples and shit i'm lost on because i similarly do not give a shit about standard
all i can really think of is like gilded lotus maybe. but icy is good.
just have a friend who's obsessed with deckbuilding and standard make decks for you
like 2 weeks ago he told me to pick a standard legend and he'd make a brawl deck to play with because he wanted to play brawl
i wonder why they didn't keep thanos's original motivation
"become god to wipe out half of the universe to end scarcity" is dumb because you could just directly end scarcity as god by willing it
did anything stick out to you in your games as staple-worthy
what was his original motivation
it was mono-green, you're asking the wrong person for rakdos
he did say that treasure map is in literally every deck though, plus the bolt land is good probably?
death is a sentient entity in the marvel universe and thanos is deeply in love with her. he wants to wipe out half the life in the universe as a gesture he believes will finally win her heart.
maybe they felt like they didn't have time to build up mistress death and thanos being in love with her, but it was at least a motivation with no plot holes
well i meant from the other players you were playing against too
treasure map is another really good one though
>Months ago scientists designed a device meant to induce discomfort on woman, to emulate the affliction in nearly three in five women; a plug shaped baloon that was inserted on their vagina and at some stage at the study the baloon was filled with water inflating it.
>It turned out that instead of producing discomfort it actually helped some orgasm. Women allowed the balloon to inflate significantly more when watching porn compared to when they were watching an unsexy film.
liliana? i guess
i don't usually pay much attention to other decks in commander
what the fuck kind of information were they trying to get from this study
what affliction were they trying to emulate?
discomfort sounds a lot like getting a dicking from a werewolf
i kinda dig how the republican party was completely destroyed by donald trump
like he basically ate their collective soul
this is beautiful poetry
why is pcgamer's anti-adblocker thing foot fetish
geralt in a bathtub is a meme over there
donald trump is obviously a terrible president, but he did defeat the entire us political system
it gives me a weird hopefulness
it gives me the feel that we need a better term for our statesman/media than "elites" when they obviously aren't
this is... not bad?
that the h*cky
just as a joke, haha
this is one of those go back in time and stop the bad guy from ever being born dealies
honestly this is the main reason why i'm not seeing the movie. thanos looks really fucking weird and his character isn't the same and i don't care about anyone other than thanos really.
as a person who doesn't care about capeshit at all rlm seemed to think thanos was the best part of the movie and they kept saying it was great
when is hsg halo night and how can i join
cover is a keg of gamefuel
they also correctly identified the obvious plot hole in his motive and then brushed it off as "thinking too hard"
they just seemed to like that he had a motive that wasn't "me want be stronger" like almost every capeshit movie villain
my girl goin' hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO IF YOU RECALL FROM HSG LORE ABOUT 6-7 WEEKS AGO
you might recall that I did an AncestryDNA taste to determine just how PURE WHITE I was
WELL THE RESULTS ARE IN MOTHERFUCKERS
READ EM AND WEEP
ooh so close
you HATERS and HELLWISHERS will not bring me down on this day
>i'm pure fucking white!
*willingly submits my dna to the feds to own the libs*
so is everyone else equally weirded out about our local goosestepper being ecstatic he's 93% white
i’m 100% genetically epic
3ds emulation kind of sucks
can you guys please stop spamming your stupid /pol/ memes
mama mia this bantz is-a too spicy for this paizano
i thought the obama was supposed to be like patriotic eagle crying or whatever but thinking again considering the post it's probably because of the majority white
there's nothing wrong with pizza-milking
i can't believe everyone in hsg is racist
hsg is a stormfront recruiting tool
uuuuh excuse ME northern italians are white
i think it's one of /pol/'s ok memes and i was mostly doing it to fuck with tumut
i'm only like 1/8 jewish
i kinda wonder what my genetic makeup is now
do vampire speedrunners feed only on soyboys
take it back
take it the fuck back
>named aqua style
>doesn't make drowning games
i’m going to the snuggery
Open the door
Get on the floor
Half the cast dies in Infinity war
are you the same person who keeps trying to spoil it
again, i don't think anyone here cares
kinda feeling like watching infinity war now if only to spoil people
yeah i always figured it was 50-60. just long enough for her to not see me get old and feeble
if I was trying to spoil it I wouldn't put it in spoilers now would I?
spoilers: it doesnt matter, none of this matters
iirc scratch said average life span was 24 sweeps so that's 52 if he is to be believed
I want to watch my cum drip out of her pussy
Now that's a spicy take
She told me she's done meth lol
i saw infinity war and it was surprisingly good
do you think rustblood trolls get old or do they just look okay and then drop dead one day
have we ever seen an elderly troll
i mean they can survive horrific bodily trauma without much issue, maybe they don't get old old
I have no friends and I wish to die,
isnt condesce like a bajillion years old
trump deserves credit for giving them a common enemy!
maybe together they enact a plan to nuke captain cheeto dust out of existence!
i mean, damara is asian
took you long enough
its not my fault you and wonk are too stupid to check literally any news site
Maybe they're like the martians from the Barsoom saga: no one knows how long they actually live because they usually just die in warfare.
exactly 200 posts apart
the korean conflict should have never ended
Trump ended the Korean war lol wonk mad
my point was it doesn't matter what the sk president said
wonk was going to immediately jump to "uhhhhh sk prezi didn't mean it" regardless of the form the praise took because, just like the people he hates, he's a big dumb us vs. them intellectual coward
Imagine being so proud you can't admit you're wrong.
the trump praise is literally for show lol
you think sk is going to praise china?
>wonk was going to immediately jump to "uhhhhh sk prezi didn't mean it"
except i didnt say that
i said "i need a reason to believe that kind of statement and i don't have one"
no one should be praised for threatening nuclear strikes and calling it diplomacy
being essential in ending the korean war will be part of trump's legacy in every history book, and it should be.
wonk has a lot of pride for someone who cried and had a suicide attempt over homestuck general
dotard twitter tantrums helped broker peace, and here's why that's not okay
Oh. That's kinda sad actually.
i didnt actually have a suicide attempt over homestuck general
We're not idiots, we're just not smart.
this is a fair assessment
Things are already getting better.
he did have a suicide attempt, just not over hsg (maybe)
that's why we know his name, he posted his suicide note on hsg
Things have gotten worse.
no, it really had nothing to do with hsg, no maybe about it
what other reason would somebody have to kill themselves besides hsg
smoking too much w33d
i've got a terminal case of the weeds, doc
Could anime be considered a race or an ethnic ?
When you say that Miku is a vocaloid or an anime girl, in retrospective, I feel like it represents a race or an ethnic because it qualifies a generic physic, a location in the world, a people, stereotypes, a culture.
no, although if anything it's a fantasy race
but..... once AI waifus become self-aware............
its the same thing as an elf or goblin
it takes real world cultures and inserts it into fantasy
the hottest take of 2018: anime girls are just goblins
i think i might be getting ill again
is goblin ben secretly ben completing his desired transformation into anime girl
this song playing here sounds like the guy is saying mangina
>my prospit "cosplay"
>but im not in cosplay
This lazy moderation saga is giving me a headache
really funny and original concept never seen it before
why are the police cops gijinka of judy hopps?
*hoopin' and hollerin' about wakaokami*
Yeah I figured they're like Saiyans, except they start off as grubs. As kids, they basically stay the same, then they have another major growth spurt at around 16 years old and then they just kind of stay the same until they reach the end of their lifespan, then they start deteriorating very rapidly.
Gorogoa is a bonkers game. Short, but absolutely bonkers.
extremely thin wobbly scribbly outlines bug me
also what the actual fuck is this
what the fuck is this
is this another cartoon about cuckery
why is no one talking about this vore show
the lesson is that being cucked may hurt, but it's ultimately important to accept your role as cuckee to reduce the impact of your pachyderm privilege
>draw an elephant
>give it a tiny nose
why do this
it is an allegory for his tiny cuck penis
pick your epics and your evils
i'm really curious what the dialogue actually is. why is there no audio.
oppan calarts style
it's all about reducing your characters to basic shapes so your storyboard artists can stay on model, and then also letting those storyboard artists go wildly off model and demanding the animators not try to fix it
All of these but unironically
searching /co/ for elephant cuck returns Summer Camp Island
>encourage increased homosexuality
Is it even an elephant. Raj from Camp Lazlo looked like an elephant.
he looks more like an elephant than arthur looks like an aardvark, if that means anything.
That's it, no more idiot juice before posting on hsg!
is brain juice ok
GOOD LORD! That's what Arthur was supposed to be?
early hiveswap is good because every single characters shits on vriska constantly
some days just be like that
i like the early implications that equius is supposed to be like a male vriska and vice versa
Nepetas hard hard muscles
god i fucking LOVE equius
Equius let himself get killed, causing Nepeta to get killed as well.
this doesn't make much sense after hussie decided to spend a billion years developing troll culture
gamzee's whole caste is a religion of stoner clowns, right? so chastising him doesn't really make sense.
i also remember vriska acted like she had no idea what karkat was talking about once he started talking about kismesistude, which makes no sense when it turns out the quadrant system is a cornerstone of their society
there's a lot of early jokes that were made with the expectation hivebent would be like a month long and none of the trolls would be developed outside the main four
MRI dye feels weird as shit going into your veins
like an ice snake crawling up through your arm and into your torso and up your neck and into your brain
like john carpenter's the thing probably
i still feel some cold spots now and then and i'm not sure if i'm supposed to
yeah, but they're murderous stoner clowns. sopor!gamzee is just a stoner clown
didnt early stuff also use a lot of regular terminology for things before they started troll-specific phrasings
The only one that eats slime I think
Maybe Vriska just never got the talk from her terrifying spider mom, plus she has absolutely no interest in any kind of romance at all initially and shits on Karkat for watching romcoms.
The early implications are that most trolls really do not understand how their own romantic feelings work. I guess the explanation is that they kinda worked through all that stuff after playing sgrub and being on the meteor etc and that's why it became more and more relevant.
*crosses out this entire post and writes "hussie zahhak" underneath it*
He blames goatdad for his drug addiction
Well it is Goatdads fault
isn't goatdad never around?
Yeah, double checked, goatdad is never around he's always out at sea. Also isn't that slime is supposed to help trolls sleep at night? How did the trolls sleep on the meteor?
considering their deteriorating mental states, they probably did not sleep very well
>[jew voice]: pushy, eh?
1) they didn't, i think?
2) wasn't the slime because otherwise Gl'bgolyb would give them terrible nightmares when the slept? onece they're on the meteor, she's dead so it should be okay?
Trolls have super bad nightmares because of chucklevoodos, sleeping in the spine stops them, eating it fucks with your brain.
If you don't use the slime while asleep the nightmares slowly stop though
hisone to masotan
karkat said he didnt sleep for days/week(s) which could apply to the others
I don't think they'd have Nightmares on the meteor.
All the chucklevoodoos were dead at that point
did you ever see a pic and be like "that's a spongey-ass pic"
i thought that for the mouse webm
it's implied that gamzee's chucklevoodoos are the explanation for terezi month
ide/theory: terezi month was the true beginning of homestuck's terminal descent
even at the time terezi being that bad at detective work seemed forced
Hussie doesn't pay attention to his lore I think
chucklevoodoos are psychic powers, not people
Chucklevoodoos are psychic highbloods
Specifically the subjuggulators
No, chucklevoodoos are the spells the Subjuggulators cast.
>remember the shadman kratos rule 63 drawing
i think i've finally found it -- rock bottom
>find the drawing
oh that wasn't how i remembered it
This is a bunch of therioes
it's time to talk about inversion theory everyone!!!!!
the only acceptable kind of inversion is the nipple one
I tried out this quiz app a while ago and it had a homestuck category
every question was about the character usernames, zodiac signs or inversion theory
basically nothing else
don't worry I'm sure you can fall farther
*inversion theory is which trolls have inverted nipples:
my guesses are aradia, aranea, karkat, eri, and feferi
guys can have inverted nips??
who has the biggest nipples?
which troll has:
the longest legs
the most squeezable ass
the cutest laugh
the largest nipples
damara or meulin
if you're including areolae then terezi and sollux would have the biggest
whens the next death stranding trailer coming
aradia's giant, giant ass
who cares they won't ever show gameplay
I don't like when hentai just goes straight to the sex on the first page
I like a little character building
damara's puffy, puffy nipples
this is aradias body type
i want aradia to step on my cock
need... emotionally distant aradia gf...
I have to go out and get tortillas
anybody want anything from the store?
buy me an aradia gf
it'd be nice to be someone's booty call, i think