the true homestuck general was the friends you made along the way
pls get ketchup chips
I had over ten thousand pictures of aradia until I broke my laptop
data backup is important
never neglect it
imagine all the pictures of aradia lost in time
sorry wrong meme
i'm the first one
me on the far right
tfw no eri grub to raise as your own
I'm filled with tacos and mexican soda
time to do some cleaning
>getting low on machine parts for weapon upgrades, wonder if there's a vendor that will sell them eventually
explain the trumphead
it's actually two entirely unrelated images; one with "this is epic!" and trump's head, and one with a short story
i keep watching arin play zelda despite knowing it'll just make me furious
more like gay grumps
>every single paragraph in an entire story has quotes around it
what the fuck
is someone telling me the story
am i supposed to read this as spoken word or something
there's no framing device to support this what are you doing
play a videogame with me now
shareplay bloodborne with me
*plays starbound with you instead*
plaiyng gmaesiwith peopel is scary @_@
oh come on grant you didnt even try typing that
his condition is worsening
you will play nuclear throne with me
play mass effect andromeda multiplayer with me
incels would have all their problems solved if the just were gay for each other
*nae naes on this post*
i wasnt looking at the screen i was lookiung at my wife
this but unironically
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if you continue to ignore me i will do something
I really want to fuck smoker girl
why dont those people who walk around recording people on the street just cause they can and try to shut people down when they get annoyed just become cops
like it cant be that hard and they'd have a lot more authority for their power trip
I was sleeping really well, the first time inq a couple weeks, and my dog fucking woke me up and now I can't get back to sleep and I'm very itchy for some reason and I hate everything
Hey guys sorry for disappearing, was farming in warframe
Glad to know that the autism is always here
are u looking in a mirror, bitch
you havent played nuclear throne with me yet
I don't have the game nor Xbox gold
the only online multiplayer nuclear throne has is through a modded pc version
>fortnite has a dab emote
is this supposed to be surprising in any capacity
and you play with me
sorry, i cant right now
ok fine give me like 10 15 mins
god i wish i was rich enough to waste my money on this
that scene from the ending of Alien 3 when Ripley is sacrificing herself by jumping into the giant pool of magma to kill the alien queen growing inside her
only all the messiah/jesus imagery is wasted because i'm really just jumping into lava because i don't wanna go to work
smug leather jacket vegeta only nine hundred us dollars
actually honestly want this
It's an animation error
my favorite part of this is the elipses when he's speaking japanese, like he's straining his brain as hard as possible
the siren call of "i won't be a loser in japan" has claimed many a weeb
bought this poster
i am weak
I like Vampire the masquerade
got one of those nice pricey frozen pizzas with the fluffy crust
only jealous posters below this line
no one is capable of posting now because no one is jealous
who knew killing hsg would be so easy
tfw my wife is on her way home :D
I'm having some pretty severe chest pains right now
shark bringin the bread home
its fliers and probably capri sun knowing her
i wonder what she sees in grant
wonder what anyone sees in me for that matter
the shit are fliers
oh you mean like
i thought it was some crazy ice village food
i will literally fart on this stupid qa fucker
on this what now?
smoothbrain test nigger
i don't get the appeal of deepfakes
[DEPLOYING TEST NIGGER]
[REPEAT: DEPLOYING TEST NIGGER]
thats the news i pay tv for
You can make Putin say funny things and also make porn of Jennifer Lawrence or whoever you want
Deepfakes: because the fappening doesn't happen everyday
the porn in particular i mean
the whole putting the face of someone famous on a porno
it just doesn't get my mome raths outgrabing, you know?
you don't want to watch barack obama fuck?
i felt betrayed when found out obama was half white
if you aren't 100% white you are black, that is how it works
are gyaru even a real sub culture
watching avgn does not mean i want to be inundated with 10,000 recommendations for videos about channel awesome drama youtube
when my friend talks shit about dragon ball and dr slump it makes me want to punch him
redpill me on this
what's up with james
quit posting webms with no audio
he's going back to the past
it's more like what's up with mike
going back to the nuclear throne
I'm gonna lie down and die
wanna play something
trying to write a best man speech when you have horrendous memory and can't think of any stories is unlitty
team fortress 2 is out
>crowdsourcing policy decisions
an absolute weapon
>president involves the people in politics on an open forum
you do have a point!
but have you considered, maybe not this?
these kinds of decisions should be left to the political elite
[in wonk voice] *talks about trump every day for the rest of my goddamn life*
that just lets me loli post every day
you've got at most like, two more years of this
anyway im done for now
i wrote up a whole big post about his series of tweets about the correspondents dinner but it was stupid so i decided not to post it
now im on tumblr, so look forward to that
[in wonk voice two years from now] *talks about kanye every day for 4 years*
virtual youtubers are a mistake
see, and he's not even considerate enough to use a trip so you can filter his loli posts
he gets off on making people see it, clearly
>implying 'ye has a chance against whatever sack of bleached flour the dnc is going to elect instead of whoever the people vote for
>implying trump has a chance against whatever sack of bleached flour the dnc is going to elect
we aren't stupid enough to do it twice right
yeah, we're going to be stupid enough to vote for some other fucker who is just as bad, but at least he's not on the same side as the last guy!!!!
NEETs don't care about mondays. they're the same as every other day to them.
i played a little bit of the APEX coop campaign in arma last night
prowling around the jungle in thermally insulated suits popping baddies is ebin
monday is the start of the weekend for me
its when all the norms leave the house
The communist scare but this time it's the incel scare
arma 3 is also epic because it really does accurately portray how fucking loud suppressed weapons are
i'm in the mood for some dry ramen
haha disagreeing with my political opinions is worse than suffering from a mental disorder lol!!!!!!
how dare rich stupid guy be friend with other rich stupid people
its a completely unforeseeable betrayal
Why are people still whining about Trump
Aside from saying dumb entertaining things what has he done that's negatively affected you
Unless you're an illegal alien but fuck those spics anyways
uhhhhh i'm not SELFISH and think about OTHER PEOPLE okay????? i don't need to explain what he has done to other people either, okAY????????!!!!!!!!!!!!11
That's not something he's done though
trump is like gamzee
he has magical powers to make everyone get more pissed off and go insane and start murdering each other
that's how this works
*deifies an idiot because he am make music me like :)*
wtf he's being stupid wtf how is this possible
The best part about this Kanye thing is watching white bread trump voters tepidly pretending to like kanye now lol
all his secretary noms are corrupt and trying to wreck the government from the inside, most notably the state department, which makes us all less sage
the tax plan, the attacks on healthcare, repealing environmental protections, rolling back legal protection, consumer protection, regulations, etc
wrecking trade deals, attempting to wreck the iran deal, pulling out of the climate deal
federal judge appointments, the supreme court appointment but that was more mcconnel's fault
this all affects every single person living in the united states
i mean, it's not just pathetic tweets here cletus, he's the president
im watching a spongebob episode where he unironically says bullying
They were until he endorsed the bald girl from the parkland shooting
trump is the only corrupt politician
most of these are baste though
i dont get why they think kanye's on their side, nothing he's said has made it seem like he agrees with trump
he just respects other narcissistic rich people who do what they want
game recognizes game and all that
everything bad that happens in these four years is trump's fault
nothing good that happens in these four years is because of him, even if the president of a foreign country directly points to him as the reason that good thing happened (those presidents didn't use the correct wonk-approved verbiage so it doesn't count)
also, we are completely different and superior than those ignorant obama demonizers
trump is bad because he isn't a socialist
cletus asked what things affected me negatively, and those things affect me, and i see them as negative
it's a difference of opinion
you're a fuckin loon, man
strawmanning this blatantly is like
as opposed to ironically saying it?
it remains to be seen if the official ending the korean war actually solves the massive issues most north koreans suffer from
*wonk quickly hides a bit of straw sticking out of his shirt*
it's okay because north koreans barely qualify as humans at this point
if it gets better, trump didn't actually do anything
if it doesn't change, trump should have done something
and if it gets worse, it's trump's fault because he's a warmonger
s/warmonger/dumbass and we're good to go
nuclear throne with ruta earlier was fun
the name is shitto, bucko
you didn't actually play it with him
*in shitto voice*
play with me grant, and I will make your face the greatest in hsg!
or else you will die!
where's there's free wifi
rev materializes like dr manhattan around every wifi hotspot
what would rev do if he had one million dollars
buy out grant's share of HSG and make himself admin
he wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner
He'd finally get those hearing aids
Then probably blow the rest on video games like cwc
Get a new sound system
commision futa dicks onto his magic cards
refill the mustard jar
millionare!rev's gem encrusted mustard jar
overwatch with grant earlier was fun
so is steam just accepting flat out porn or is it one of those things where you download a decensor from elsewhere and patch it
yeah swindle is right har har
Walmarts hot n ready tendies are pretty ok
I forgot Walmart had like a hot food section where you can get meals
Mac and cheese isn't bad either
Not bad for like $4.95
You can only reply to this post if you've ever had a Publix Sub.
There's publix in uh Florida right
>cnn's cilizza says michelle wolf "bulied" sarah sanders
haha man cnn really sucks
my favorite part of arma 3 is when i forget to turn my volume down and get real hearing damage from firing a weapon with no earpro
the OP pic is really disturbing
sho are these semen demons
when will i harvest the last mouthpic
Open mouth or closed mouth
open, although the occasional lippic is nice too
it's epic actually
it wasn't, thank you cute anime giantess girl
Who are your favorite anon's from the good old days?
this thread stinks tbh. like i appreciate you sharing this with me but my harvest game is so much better
the lighting in most of those images is dogshit. you can barely see their mouth.
me when i was anon
also shai’hulud guy
well it's not the worst western porn art i've seen
oh it's the vore thing
that's touching, sponge
do you guys think hsg will still be around in 2020 and beyond
this could make things interesting
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here's the presentation too
i have proof i played nuclear throne with ruta
Nero booty gf guy
his dedication/autism was an inspiration to us all
fuck i hope so
>A Trump Nobel Peace Prize? South Korea’s Leader Likes the Idea
james furiously typing a post about how he didnt actually mean that
actually no i change my answer to nep anon
his goodbye message in the nep thread still sticks with me
here's how bernie can still win!
trump will be elected again
dont be an idiot grant
don't be an idiot
oh the last binding of isaac booster pack is about to go live, at least according to cryptic tweets from tyrone and ed
oh shit i remember that post
>"I sure am glad I've spent all those years on HSG"
>Mouth..feet...body..tongue? What do you wanna see cutie?
i wanna see the afterlife
i don't think instagram thots have access to that yet
your bank account
"futa on shota edition" will be with me always
in an ironic turn of events part of hsg travelling back in time and making contact with hussie is what inspires him to write homestuck
the wizards among us will come into contact with 30 year old hussie's dream consciousness at some point during our astral travels
The Infinity War Sequel:
Immediately following his apparent triumph, Thanos is pursued and eventually killed by Javier Bardem. Tommy Lee Jones narrates.
As Thanos contemplates his victory, he determines that he must now destroy half of the remaining life in the universe. He realizes that balance will require him to repeat this 50% genocide over and over, but he is driven mad by the paradox that no matter how many times he destroys 50% he will never completely destroy all life. In despair he goes back in time where he interferes with his parent's courtship and thus ceases to exist.
After earth's mightiest super heroes have failed, Dr. Eggman reveals that in fact he created Thanos by enslaving an innocent ground squirrel. His jubilation quickly fades when he discovers that Thanos has only obtained infinity stones rather than chaos emeralds. Meanwhile, Knuckles has absconded with the actual emeralds, and convinced Sonic that they are even more powerful when used as suppositories.
Captain Marvel does indeed to appear to face off with Thanos, but a power-mad Disney executive stops the battle shouting "you are all my chattel!" When he announces that they "must line up and kiss Mickey's ass," they join forces and threaten to quit. They realize they must give in, however, when threatened that "they can go back to the bad old days" and "George Lucas is ready to direct again, and Hayden Christensen is already planning to play both Thor and Steve Rogers, 'like Eddie Murphy did in The Klumps'"
Thanos' celebrations end abruptly when #marvelracist blows up, asking why Heimdall, Black Panther, War Machine and Nick Fury are all killed. Attempting to tamp down the outrage, a still-extant Tony Stark (rich white guy) makes it worse by pointing out that people of all colors died, like Gamora and Vision and the Scarlet Witch. The Twitter-verse exploded, saying Marvel was apparently against all people of color, whether the color was in their skin or their name. "The Hulk was a no-show, the purple guy is the villain and the Norse god survives." Desperate, Thanos finally uses the time stone to go back in time and undoes it all, then distributes the stones among the NAACP, Black Lives Matter, and the anti-Jewish Defamation League - just in case.
no dont, you'll trigger him again
oh this takes me back
dragonball is shit but its still better than kill la kill
dragon balls: one million episodes, horrible dogshit pacing
kill la kill: 24+1 episodes, incredible and stellar pacing
stellar pacing = just not giving a shit about the plot at all and constantly jingling new fancy keys in front of the viewers faces
literally every episode advances the plot dude
in a completely random direction and totally ditches whatever what was happening in the previous episode
uh actually narrative inconsistency is epic and good, go watch your stupid ching chong gooky gooky goo moeshit
i cant believe sponge is a PoMboi
gooky goochy goo?
pooky chinky ching chong
you’re all mad because i’m right
he's doing it
he's going into sako instinct mode
thematically there are no inconsistencies and all the episodes in the last arc pick up right where they left off
mmm... so many people are paying attention to me and calling me cute... how epicly nourishing!
>Tfw no one remembers your anon posts
three people are flirting with me and i only paid one of them!
what are the most epic modz for gta4 to make it look all pretty 'n shit
Isn't my wife pretty say something nice to her
is this an update to the shitty looking fighting game you were shilling a couple months ago
yeah, it still looks like shit
>someone posts hentai crop
>it's clearly Bakaudon
>know exactly it's gonna be an edgefest
>gris it and read it anyways
>now i feel empty inside
What's for din din, gamers?
baking some chicky wangs
steak fajita salad in a crispy tortilla bowl, courtesy of my epic father
i wish i could bright shiori's life
Do you think Red Cio is thicc haha just asking for a friend
leftover pancakes and store-bought quiche
it looks like shit and the hitstops are way too long, its jarring and awful to look at.
the art tyle is vomit inducing too
long hitlag when hits connect makes them feel visceral and satisfying
yeah and zuns art isnt bad
>not getting princesses
SPIT ON HIM
>makes them feel visceral and satisfying
make them shorter by like a fraction of a second and you get the same feeling without slowing down everything to a fucking snails pace
cletus is right hitlag is great it gives the mood a good CRONCH
i don't know how long these specific ones are though
hitlag is good
this hitlag is not
Rice, because it's all I have until the 2nd and even then I can't have anything chewable until the 9th or 10th.
I had BEEN getting damsels.
But the mummy vomit is better as a time investment for raw health numbers.
it doesnt suprise me that neither of you can actually read my posts though lol
it looks fine/normal to me
its like a couple fractions of a second too long and it makes it look really fucking weird imo
>when the hitlag is just right
>when Mike says he liked the movie and you have to backpedal as fast as possible
I've never really noticed that in any of their videos.
i should finish yuru camp but i wanna read the manga
but the manga doesn't look good on mangadex because the screentone is too big
but the manga isn't totally out in english...
oh yeah, did Thanos say "nigger" in the movie?
oh yea i bet you like that stupid bitch juice, you stupid bitch
no but he's confirmed to use the nigger word in part 2
>michigan is going to let nestle take 200k gallons of their water everyday
There's a lot of water in Michigan
so they should give it all away :)
200k gallons less to filter
If it means I get to buy some yeah
Although NY tap water is pretty good
bottled water is a scam so of course he indulges in it
They should've gone through with it but gave them Flints water
why do they only make furniture for manlets
You're a pretty good lad i think.
you know how jews control entertainment
manlets got furni
That's good I think, you use it a lot but I feel it still has a lot of meaning
And you as well, good Nepeta post btw
it has so much meaning
I believe you Dizzy, I do. It's a word with many uses to you.
yo laci green is hot as fuck
i find her mouth to be very epic
his name is sponge(lord)
Interesting. The mummy vomiting particles share the same properties as blod drops.
and honestly her face is super cute in general
i think laci is a hottie. just my epic opinion
Stop thinking with your Dick sponge.
Her mouth is hot, not the rest of her.
you're just saying that because she looks like she could unhinge her jaw
what happened to that suicide
can't even get that right smh tbh
So what's she doing anyway? Looks like she speedran two of the divine beasts.
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she's trying to do the flying minecart thing. i think that's all she does in botw. it's really boring i'm mostly listening to this
I wonder of Nepeta ever sexually abuses unlucky trolls that wander near her.
Maybe they get addicted to the beatings and become her slaves
Damn Laci's got a big mouth
Actually, looks like narcissa's trying to speedrun getting all of the missing memories. Using the flying minecart to do so.
I think the only abuse she does to people is go on hour long rants about how Equius is a fascist fetishist and her shipping wall, anon.
laci's mouth is sublimely epic.
and i figured she was doing the flying minecart thing to speedrun somehow, but it really is like the most boring fucking thing ever. it doesn't help that she's practically silent in almost every stream
But if she doesn't abuse unlucky trolls then how else will she release her pent up frustration.
also the drunken peasants fucking sucks without tj or scotty or paul.
After all, the majority of speedrunning is resetting. The speedrun videos you see posted are the rusult of getting the run just right.
[Huss voice] stop injecting your horrible fetishes into my hypercomic
my hot little take: speedrunning is mostly lame
me in two years: please stop drawing futa tiffanarch all she has is a cloaca
Hussie you did this to yourself
Very long roleplays with Terezi and lots of cuddle's with Leon.
That doesn't seem healthy
There is literally nothing about troll culture that is healthy. Not even in Beforus
Well if nothing is healthy, why not abuse a couple trolls
post aras before i have to go away for a long long time
Because one of character traits she had, other than being a walking fucking joke, is that she was an innocent child in an extremely violent society.
video games where you get to slay cops
alternia should be a place of blood
>Kills regularly and uses animal blood for her shipping wall
>no alien warrior race *f that melts when you give them a hug because it's been so long since someone's touched them without intent to harm
Pretty goddamn innocent compared to the rest of Alternia.
i wonder if that anon who said they were posting from jail was for real or not
which troll has:
the lowest bodycount
the most stable personality
some third thing
Literally nepeta. Even Tavros killed Grandpa.
and a handmaid for good measure
most of these aren't aradia
do i have these right?
tavros: grandpa, vriska (sort of), was a flaarper so probably killed unnamed trolls there
nepeta: ??? (look those blood colors didn't come from nowhere i'm just sayian)
karkat: ??? (actually i don't think he killed anyone?)
terezi: attempted to kill vriska, deffo killed some trolls via flaarp
gamzee: a bunch
eridan: fef, kan (sort of), also played flaarp
Nep kills animals and Grubs for dye I tink
do grubs count as trolls?
>Nep kills animals and Grubs
Is it weird if I think grubs are cuter than human babies and I wish humans gave birth to grubs
I'd give that kill to vriska cause she was using mind control.
>terezi: attempted to kill vriska
Definitely killed vriska (before hussie retconned everything to save his waifu)
I think so
They're baby trolls
Well she needs that dye son.
Also yes, It is weird
not even remotely weird tbqh
i'm looking at grub art and remembering the yukkuri trend that they had and i feel sick now
Yeah, I guess people like cats/dogs/birds better than babies anyways
do caterpillars count as butterflies?
I can't either and I make decent looking stuff it just takes a long time
And you need a coherent creative vision
god damn weed is so much better than booze
my creative vision is epic but yeah i guess it's hard to draw a character when you don't really know what she looks like
Is it weird that I talk like I'm a gangster from the 19 something's.
I use Same and gal a lot, once I said "That's aces sweetheart" to a gal that said she was in college. Is there something wrong with me.
karkat because he's the biggest pussy
Do you look presentable in a trilby and vest?
I have a flat cap, a 19 something's turtleneck that I fold the neck on and some decent khakis
why are my palms getting so sweaty
i guess it's just religious fervor and guilt
mice give us good science research and porn
ill protect them from the rodent-eating chinks
Hey guys. Have a doodle
Just got practice.
who will lay claim to my epic body? spongelord, or the epicly malignant schema they've spent years constructing?
Can people stop me from consuming your heavenly flesh
Thank you very much for the kind words.
the epic sacrament of my being is currently a very unfinished work in progress
but if i try hard enough, my legacy will burn an unhealing wound in as many ideologies as possible
If I may say.
>but if i try hard enough, my legacy will burn an unhealing wound in as many ideologies as possible
do you write
yeah dude i'm writing my hypercomic
and now i'm just drawing mouths
i almost hate to say nice, but. nice
life pro tip
only go to the bathroom when you're on the clock
weekends can get a little rough but it's worth it
normalfags are going to go on and on about what a hero this random internet forum asshole was
I dont even remember what TB did besides that "get cancer and die" tweet that was misinterpreted
Can't wait for people to talk about how sad his death was when they didn't give a single shit about him
We should talk about deaths that actually mattered.
Also get a bigger picture man damn
I think this is the good one
yeah, like old huss
*resurrects oldhuss as a zombie*
i always wanted to do a hypercomic but i felt like i was too autistic to write
or maybe that... my autism was just too advanced
i still think $900 smug leather jacket vegeta is really funny
but now i want pork
i remembered may 4th is coming and shuddered
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
normally i do not care for pork
but if you get that shit cccccrrrrisssppppyyyyyyyyy..................................................
ham on pizza: bad
crispy ham on pizza: nggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
i should become vegetarian again
most of the meat people eat in this country is of horrible fucking awful quality, and it's really expensive if it isn't. sometimes it's expensive and it's dogshit
fish is very healthy and good
you just want it all for yourself you decadent cunt
Yeah not when its overfished and filled with mercury and you're probably not even getting the type of fish you ordered
This but unironically
Although I prefer cricket flour meal to like, actually eating bug bodies in whole or in part
i will continue to eat like a king and be incredibly healthy and no one can stop me
trying to draw vore with homestuck music in the background
vore is hard as fuck to draw tbh
girls like it when you draw pictures of them voring you, right?
wimpy twiggy vegetarians desperately trying to stop me from eating natural and good food but my body is so powerful that they get blown away by my raw aura
fast food isn't natural (in the sense that you mean) or good
aren't most girls into ironic meme vore now
who said that i eat fast food nigger
i'm sick but i just wish i was even more sick so that there just isn't any question that i'm not capable of exerting myself and i could just lie in bed until i feel better without feeling guilt
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it was this one, it came on on my epic autoplay
and now this is playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxJCOVsV1E
if you actually don't more power to you dude
it's not like the meat is even the least healthy part of fast food, though
it's still shit and terrible, but still
>TotalBiscuit: When I went into hospital a week or so ago, it was accompanied by the news that conventional chemotherapys effectiveness had been exhausted. My body has become resistant to all forms of it according to my oncologist. 46 chemo treatments, 138 days plugged into a pump. Let nobody ever say I wasn't stubborn. Unfortunately this was followed up a couple of days later with some more bad news. My liver is failing and its effectiveness has lowered past the point where the clinical trials I had been offered would take me on. Yes apparently there are things that are too dangerous for even the terminal. Obviously we're going to keep looking for other trials but I'm currently coming to terms with the fact that I don't have long left and right now at any rate, there is literally nothing I can do about it other than try to manage the pain as best as possible and stay as hydrated as possible to ease the pressure on the liver.
I want to [completely destroy] Mangolia ['s game from human history forever]
Well I want to hug her.
what terrible health-related choices did totalbiscuit make to get into this
not respecting women
being a g*tor
also ignoring blood in his shit for like a year or something
cheated on his waifu
have you seen how fat this man is
he was afraid of going to a proctologist because dey put dey fingy up you buddhole
but still, he didn't deserve this. makes me wanna cry.
*takes a sip of root beer*
*derserves everything that happens*
I'm rewatching Shameless season 1, man there was a lot of funny scenes there
any good post material
ill see what I can whip up
put on your trip
donkey kong tropical freeze comes out on switch same day as the party jack in arms.........
MAYbe (LOOOOOOOOOL) in your timezone
i want to start the discordian jihad
what was the deal with that one
imagine Act 6
now imagine if it was bravely default instead of homestuck
does tiz do this
tiz goes grimdark
bravely second is chock full of shitty japanese memes that got lost in translation
epic new game idea filed for later
maybe i should become a beekeeper
i'll beekeep, i'll sell nudes, i'll hustle antiques, and i'll sell hypercomic merch
if i start beekeeping will i become sollux
1) i'm a gemini
2) i'm good at programming
3) i hate myself
it just all adds up
yeah but do you have a thicc bihh gf
i've permanently decided it's "soe-lucks"
sorry, it's decided
i probably need to start beekeeping before i can progress to that stage
Sponge you'd definitely be a half Glitch Magic-half Twitch Magic monster in my rpg fighting game
so i should i stop buying mouthpics and porn and instead save up that money for a $430 replica of the scissor sword from kill la kill?
i hope i'd have a bunch of really weird and epic loot
gue22 who2 goiing two 2tart roleplayiing.
i'm drinking by myself. but i'm not by myself. i'm with hsg.
did you forget about all of his shurikens?
i don't appreciate you making assumptions about me
someone wanted me to bring cornbread to a cinco de mayo party
I'm thinking about making a second smaller batch with jalapenos and cheese mixed into it
ask me more about my game babe
:33 < stop roleplaying you fucks
that's actually racist
oh i thought asia was on earth and not on alternia
uhhhhhh gen 4 remakes on switch fuckin when
are there sexy amputees? does tiffanarch make an appearance?
not until after gen 8 so a while
no and no
commission one from that guy that makes real ass giant swords that can cut things
isn't aradia canonically troll asian
the closest thing I can compare it to would be like... kind of Project X Zone mixed with Indivisible mixed with the Mario RPGs but instead of having to hit single buttons executing attacks is more like pulling off fighting game combos
they're south american weebs
well damara is stated to be outright
but hussie called aradia the "japanese ghost girl troll" or something to that effect
so using the transitive property of hussie's laziness, we can conclude they're both troll asian
>swery's new game has 100k to go
>3 days left
The elemental system is completely autistic, I'm not playing around, there's 14 types of magic
*gives swery my energy, but not my money lol*
i fucking love equius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reading the part where vriska doesn't seem to understand blackrom, it seems like she's more just being extremely defensive over karkats insinuations that she wants to hatefuck tavros
jack and karkat's relationship: good
spic aradia vs asian damara
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feelio when this won't be in the remakes
i wish another decade of normies being trapped within the capeshit prison
jack wouldn't hesitate to kill karkat tbh
yes, that is why the relationship is good
don't wanna be a capeshittian idiot!
goooood night, asshole!
>No one's subbing the vore plane show
it's a bitch 'cus the girl talks really fucking fast and really fucking quiet and there's military words
i checked gogo and they have it, which is surprising considering it's not on nyaa
too bad i already know exactly what this is and have watched all of it
i wanna play pokemon but i still have xenoblade2 on my lap and deep strange journey and a ton of RPGs in the queue
when the time comes to play a pokemon should i play:
Go back to Emerald and do the Battle Frontier
I've never really been a big fan of mods like this but I guess I'll take a look
Kinda leaning towards Platinum since it has the battle frontier too. I can kill two birds with one stone with it.
half of people seem to really like ORAS and the other half seem to really hate it and I don't know what to think. i already played emerald so it's kinda low on the list.
if hatefucking is a thing then certainly there is some form of fatherly hatelove and that is obviously what is going on there
oh this is a huge epic
i didnt get another console after getting an xbox 360 so when i got my ps4 last year i was surprised that u had to download gb upon gb of game data to play the game
which wasnt a problem for me since my internet is alright, but i cant imagine what kind of hell that must be if you live in some rural area with garbo internet. and even when the game is downloaded u still have to have the disc to play the game
consoles are a scam
i never went above 1MB/s while i was living in the country. being console only was dogshit
WHY the fuck is microsoft so goddamn incompetent when it comes to their os
why do you need to CONTINUOUSLY keep installing these fucking bloatware apps that i have never used and never will use with every update regardless if i uninstall them
who are they trying to compete against???? their only direct competitor is apple, and the people who use mac are going to keep using mac. no one is going to switch over to windows because candy crush comes preinstalled on their computer.
the only other significant os i can think of besides mac is fucking linux. and absolutely no one is going to waste their goddamn time learning anything about linux if they arent even remotely "tech savvy"
it makes me so heated and i dont understand how something as huge as microsoft can be so fucking stupid
and why is the search function so fucking garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it barely works when im looking for a file I KNOW i have but dont want to look through folders for it. instead of locating it they just assume im some goddamn monkey brained idiot who doesnt know how to tie my shoes and decides to search for it on bing as if thats going to even come close to solving my problem
and no one uses bing and ever will
I think my favorite story of recent XBAWX stupidity is when my friend and I went to rewatch the Westworld Season 1 bluray a week ago
he put in the disk and his xbox literally just said "what you're looking for isn't here" and nothing else
turns out it doesn't come stock ready to just play blu ray out of the box, you have to go to the XBOX MARKETPLACE, search through the entertainment/video/streaming apps, and find the official xbox bluray app (one of the very last options) and download it yourself
but the error message was so lazy it literally didn't say any of that and just said "what you're looking for isn't here"
despite me posting "i will save totalbiscuit" several times in this general over the years he's still going to die i don't understand how this is possible
You Sir/Madam, have won the internets for you epic joke!
Come to the Dark Side..... we have cookies!
this art looks familiar
maybe it's not, what character had brown skin and blue hair
well now i'm even further confused
The Inuit are an alright group of people
i wanna FUCK Didi
looks like a chimp
redpill me on that cat type
has science gone too far?
can we evolve the chimp cat into cat girls
Why are we so good at shitposting
when the shit is my tax return getting here
Nepeta gives us power.
Are wasps the niggers of the nigger wold
thanos is confirmed to drop the n bomb in infinity war 2
but what if instead of black panther he calls wasp the nigger word
Are niggers the niggers of the niggers wold
i'm pretty sure i caught some terrible bug while i was in the hospital
ain't that just the way
honestly i think we have gotten a lot worse over time
*is racist online but never irl* >:)
*is gay online but never irl*
*is pedo online but never irl*
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.
anyone know if US copies of Yakuza 0 have language options to set everything to Japanese?
i can check my copy of kiwami, they'd probably be the same
i think you'd have to import if you want jp though
im mad sega never made a 2D sonic for the saturn
i can only go on hsg when the pedos arent posting....its time to go.....
I don't eat halal food if that counts
why is beardfat credited as "the wizard" in botw videos
does he have some kind of solo work that warrants the mention of an out of place internet handle
it's just a nickname their friends use
>everyone who disgrees with me is sako
sako is retarded, cletus is right
not only did he get cucked, he got lesbocucked
>so Jay, what did you think about Star Wars X: A Hope Reborn?
>I think it's absolute shlock of the highest degree and an insult to cinema
>really? i thought it was kino as fuck and reminded me of several episodes of Star Trek
>well, i didnt HATE it...
My friends are drinking beer on a train
i want to fuck cousin again
oh that’s epic babe
give her sealed up booty hole a smooch for me
Its not sealed and I'm not fucking her
the ancient seal has been broken