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what's the context here


im not gonna copy and paste that long ass post but read it anyway




Kkokkoma is one of those korean streamers that is constantly saying hes not gay



>they'd had an expert assess that the reason trump tweeted something crazy two hours after something nice was because he got on the plane and turned on the tv and the media wasn't talking about him anymore, they were talking about trudeau and the statement, not trump

goddamn he's like a child



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tch..... pathetic...

*cares about competitive pokemon*


shouldv'e gone STAB



I dont care about it but its fun to fuck around with


ayoooo this nigga carin



Vaporeon gijinka


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goo night hsg



please follow me


>kingdom hearts release date

who's ready for disappointment!


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>tfw no demon gf that falls in love w/ you after she takes your soul in exchange for a blowjob

>you'll never meet up at the gates of hell and share a sweet embrace

this bites


cascade is clearly the best flash you fuckers


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WV?: Rise Up is actually the best flash sorry


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ready for gristmas 2018


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i don't think i'll ever know if ohio anon ever got my gamzee shirt i sent for gristmas and that makes me sad


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>porn artist starts roleplaying in asks



did they at least use cat and horse pokemon


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time for Steambot Chronicles


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why do people like monopoly?

it's not eve supposed to be fun



i'm sure it's supposed to be fun


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i'm not sure why but the funniest part of this to me is shinzo abe being the crocodile


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this genuinely makes the song magnitudes better


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god rev shut the fuck up



the original version of monopoly was supposed to teach people that private ownership of land leads to mass bankruptcy, though

it's like that gundam meme only it's mr monopoly


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private ownership of land is good


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Full thing


I'm fucking dying lads



well i guess it turned out fun because that isn't true


*buys board game to learn lesson about capitalism*


>you'll never be in a threesome with kanaya and rose

i'm actualy tearing up in the plane fuck


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OOOOH FUCK www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00231271


>you'll never be in a foursome with kanay and rose and XLR


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while you were having premarital sex, i was...


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why do i extremely disbelieve rockcock64 when he says he isn't white


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do you think nancy and sluggo are fucking



his voice always sounded off-white



they're 12 if even that



so... yes.


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I like mazume and her slutty catgirl OCs


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who is this meme girl


>sees some epic cringe on tumblr

>"well acksually you should worship satan cuz he's not a liar"

>recognize the person being cringey


i gotta watch who i follow a bit better

anyway im bored cuz it's the middle of the night in singapore so trump hasnt tweeted yet



girl from upcoming title Sea of Solitiude

looks like a good game



main character for EA's new sop to the indie development scene, sea of solitude


tired: being a satanist to excuse being an ass

wired: being a satanist to pwn the theists

inspired: being a satanist for a chance to get to have a demon gf



bruh have you seen his gorilla hands

wait did he actually stream e3, i thought he wasnt gonna bother this year


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big lol


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>tfw no big titty demon gf


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tfw you'll never get to be the demon gf and make someone else's wish come true too


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alright so now the news is flip-flopped again and the trainer battles are back to being actual battles


sea of solitude actually does look good



did we ever have reason to believe trainer battles were different?

you can't catch trainers' pokemon, why would the GO interface work



we literally saw trainer battles being turn based and with four moves


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it looks extremely boring and the explanation was absurdly pretentious and sounded like psychotic ramblings at times




did we? I kept on seeing people say that combat was the go-style thing with just the CP shit



watch the fuckin trailer



yeah, that's for wild pokemon, because you can catch them



>it looks extremely boring




did we see anything that isn't just moving in a straight line and looking at shit occasionally happen around you



it reminds me of Rime, and that game was good


it's a game everyone can relate to and the message is so strong and important


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weird, i wonder why that rumor came up in the first place


uhhh bad emotions are bad


wait a second

>2v1 battles



it's for the two player co-op


games that explore emotional themes are bad because I'm a socially retarded manchild


does sea of solitude have shooting or killing

if it doesnt whats the point right

what would you even do in a game without shooting or killing



I know

Games where you can't interact with the world through violence are just shit walking sims, not games.


oh boy it's the "the only two choices are walking and doing nothing and m-m-m-murder" argument again



Yea I know it's for the co-op, I just thought it was weird that it was 2v1 instead of a 2v2 thing somehow.

Not like difficulty really matters but the narrative for it is kind of weird.



the point is i dont think the game is actually "walking and doing nothing"

no game is walking and doing nothing



It's Jim


This game is all about walking and doing nothing!

He says based on a minute long teaser trailer


concept: a game that takes place in a world where posting hard enough literally kills the person it's targeted at



ok it's nice that you think that but they didn't show that.


i'm basing my opinion on what they showed, you're basing yours on imagining things


the bioshock 2 dlc was made by the people who made gone home and the only thing that does is make me very skeptical about the bioshock 2 dlc



I'm mostly just calling you a socially retarded manchild



>they didnt show it

>so it must not exist

this is basic inference my man


/v/ posters are a fucking cancer



why wouldn't they show it if it exists?



it's a fucking 1 minute long teaser trailer

are you braindead



a one minute long teaser trailer can still show gameplay

why are you so upset


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this girl's called aradia



because you're being retarded on purpose and it's really irritating


they did show gameplay

part of the game is exploring in your boat

why are you like htis


How about we meet halfway and agree that either way it was a poor trailer that doesn't showcase the game very well

because the whole argument is "something may exist or may not exist and no one has any evidence"



no that isnt gameplay retard




E3 trailers are known for being shit anyway i don't know why anyone is surprised by this.


and it's an EA trailer too



>part where you play the game

>not gameplay



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>doesn't showcase the game very well

that's just wrong, fella



its not violent action or puzzle solving so its not real gameplay




the "are you braindead" anon is falseflagging



okay this is why i hate anons



if it does showcase the game well then it's not going to be a very good game, i would think




that's fine, that's your opinion, that's what trailers are for


okay forget the gameplay/not gameplay argument

tell me why it looks good to you

please explain why you're not just a sucker for memeable characters


i just can't get over the lady's insane rant about the game


you call this gameplay?

where's the bazooka????



the trailer was you walking around

when they show off a trailer they normally show what you should be looking forward to in the game

mario showed off jumping around shit and getting stars, mhw showed you fighting monsters

if you just showed them walking down a corridor without doing anything that doesn't really broadcast the game very well




it made me want to see what happens in the world of the game

i want to know who that person is, and what happened to the world, and meet the monsters and see what their deal is

they're monsters with human faces, it looks pretty neat

and the one with the big fish in the water it almost seemed like a SotC boss fight


do you not know the difference between a teaser trailer, a trailer, and a gameplay trailer

like, there's a reason they call them different things


Also you really can't say "I like it because it reminds me of Rime" and then go "uhhh games don't have to have puzzles or action!!!" because Rime has puzzles and platforming.


if you're going to make a game where the focus is the narrative and the most interesting thing you can think of for the gameplay is "the character climbs and jumps automatically" maybe you should just be making a movie or comic or something instead?




if we went with that notion then half of the indie devs in existence would be out of jobs



I haven't played it but apparently it's really good.



there's an inherent value to a medium wherein the consumer controls the actions of the player character

there's a depth there that you cant get with movies or comics



yea from what i heard it was actually really good, which is extremely surprising considering they later made gone home


>just make a movie meme

stop being so retarded, please.


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i never heard much about tacoma but it looked at least as much of a game as a david cage thing


i remember defending gone home here when it came out and i'll do it again


gone home is bad but I will defend interactive narrative based games to my grave


which conference do you think is gonna be the best, lads


but seriously do we need to explain what a teaser trailer is and why it's different than a normal trailer

i think we do



I'm not saying it to be mean, you fucker. What is wrong with making an indie movie? If these people want to make a game where the actions of the player affect very little and the focus is on the narrative, why the fuck not?


the people talking about it are notorious sjws and even talk about that themselves, and what they talked about gone home was like the polar opposite of what i was aware of the game

when the hell was gone home ever supposed to be a horror game


you should all play the stanley parable

and the beginner's guide



>If these people want to make a game where the actions of the player affect very little

i said STOP being retarded

dont ramp it up



do you have any intent on actually making any arguments



it's extremely important that my story be told through the context of picking up 50 audiologs


The real answer is indie games are more profitable than indie movies for some reason

That is literally the only reason



at the very beginning i think the conceit was to try and market it and sell it as a narrative horror experience, that's why the game starts off on a dark and stormy night, your family is missing, there's a voicemail from your sister screaming for help

and then you play it and discover the truth, so that both you and the character you're playing come to understand what really happened at the same time


from what i played of tacoma, it seemed a lot like her story -- the player character's actual influence in the story is limited, instead it's more like sleep no more, where the work is defined by the personal experience the player has -- what order they discover things in, the intermediate judgements they make, etc.



Do you plan on not making retarded sweeping generalized statements?

because if you don't I have no reason to actually engage with you critically


movies and games require different skillsets and investments



wasn't that the one where you can just stand still for 5 hours and finish the game

that's not meant to be like an insult it was just a joke thing like the alt ending in far cry



I really think that the majority of the skills required to make a game could translate pretty easily into making a 3DCG movie



free advertising, captive steampig market, very cheap past a certain threshold, less standards



thats because you don't know anything about making movies or games



looks like it



why do you think that



a live action movie certainly does, but i'd imagine making a movie that looks like an indie game would as easy if not easier than making the indie game itself


face down ass up

thats the way I like to fuck


would be as easy


twine writing trannies depart


making games and movies is easy

t. man who has never made either


my argument is

if you want to make a game instead of a movie

then fucking do it



do you understand the english language

also i have made some shitty games in inform 7


I really think that the majority of the skills required to make a flash game could translate pretty easily into making a flash movie


the real problem here is that anon doesnt know what a fucking teaser trailer is



then why are you saying you know the game's gonna be good from a teaser trailer

like the other guy said earlier you can't tell shit about the game other than you walk in it, there's nothing to go on positive or negative



Are you trying to back up my argument?



because what i think is good and what you think is good is different?

if all you did was walk through the world doing nothing but learning about what happened through the narrative and looking at all the cool shit, i would like it

but i dont think that's all the gameplay is going to be, because i understand the concept of a teaser trailer, and will await another trailer to show more



I'm not gonna stop anyone, but I really feel like maybe some of these indie people should try different mediums. I'd honestly, genuinely like to see more indie movies and such, where as the indie game market is incredibly saturated.



but then they don't get the epic cocksucking for making an artsy video game



with some tools i buy it


>2:30am start for Bethesda when I didn't get much sleep last night



seriously though

beginner's guide

play it


i was looking up shit on fish farming and i found this https://grist.org/



looks gay

lis season 2 when


wonk shut up


life is strange was really shit. the writing was just really, really fucking bad.


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indie movies are hard to distribute.

like, if you don't have the connections, where do you go? Vimeo?


i thought it was a charming throwback to degrassi and the like where it's clearly adults trying to infer youthspeak and failing



>I thought it was a charming throwback to when movies were shitty and embarassing

i mean, sure



speaking of ways to fuck why do i keep seeing mating press being mentioned or talked about so much lately

what caused it to become the big meme sex position



it's been that way for like at least like a year or so

it's just talking about impregnating them


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There's a lot of really dumb plotholes and the motivations for the characters make no sense and basically Chloe is the biggest piece of shit person on the face of the planet but the game expects you to care about her for some insane reason



japanese government psyop



yeah but what caused it

what's the patient zero of the mating press fad, because its not a new invention like that virgin killer sweater or something


MY POWERS ARE CAUSING THE STORM SO I HAVE TO LET YOU DIE TO STOP THE STORM (massive revelation at the last 5 minutes of the game with absolutely zero evidence ever presented anywhere that this is the case)



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people wanting to knock up they're waifus



yeah alright i can accept that answer


i've gotta tell you, shinzo abe, i don't think this will increase the pregnancy rate


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>diplomatic ties with canda have slipped to "There's a special place in hell for Trudeau"



the big decision:

1) save an entire city, possibly even more people, at the cost of your friend

2) save your friend that nearly got you both killed over a bag of weed at the cost of the entire city (or more?) also there is no guarantee that you will actually succeed in saving her



why's this bad again







today's recommended movie: canadian bacon


ora! get pregnaant!



the climax of the game is a decision which comes out of nowhere with no explanation and one of the choices is incredibly stupid.


best moral choice in any game is in bastion where you have to choose between saving a guy or smashing people with a fucking log

prove me wrong


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i see, yeah, comin out of nowhere is bad

i guess this is why i stick tot he short narrative games cuz they're less likely to go off the rails



broccolichan is literally just petitcharat


Honestly the rest of Life is Strange was enjoyable, but for all of the wrong reasons. The ending just drove it off a fucking cliff.


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i killed the town and imagined kate survived the storm



im still trying to figure out what the actual betrayal was, besides, like, getting media attention when trump wanted it

i think it's "going forward with retaliatory tariffs even after having a nice meeting with trump"

so i guess american foreign policy is now "let us get away with illegal trade actions or else you belong in hell"

and by god we'll meet them there im sure

wait what am i saying, american foreign policy has always been "let us get away with illegal shit"


>enjoyable, but for all of the wrong reasons

interesting, what do you mean



did they fight ubisoft yet


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you're not wrong


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i don't know if there's a ubisoft nep


i think the mating press thing is just two porn tropes of "you can rape a girl into liking having sex with you"* and "cumming inside is universally pleasurable "

* this is mainly due to the amount of art that i see that's a diptych of a girl looking unimpressed, confused or disgusted re the male's advances and then the girl cumming her brains out and begging for more dick, please don't @ me.



>girl looking unimpressed, confused or disgusted re the male's advances

dont forget that she mentions she's already got a boyfriend or husband


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oh huh i didn't know the gold third was companies too

shouldn't c-sha be namco since she has a pacman on her hat





im pretty sure the two panel thing is just to add contrast


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capcom, squeenix, bamco, and konami



chinpo zettai makenai meme --> instant fall comics --> wider mating press popularity



>chinpo zettai makenai

excuse me


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okay, chinpo means penis

zettai: absolute??

makenai - will not lose?

how am i doin



i will not lose to your penis


that was not directed at you



Some hoe who hasn't seen a razor in a while



"nobody can beat the cock"



its too late, im shipping it



two fat gay furries


i think xlr has said they're fat but we don't know what he looks like outside of he's black


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you ever see a character that was designed for trap porn


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2 live crew is cool


for a bunch of niggers i mean


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theyre supposed to be john and dave



whoa this is a great idea

why have i never put jerk sauce on eggs and bacon

this is lifechanging

(also recommend HP sauce with your eggys and bakeys for similar taste profile)


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that's a lot of jerk sauce


>2 hours and nothing to do


i'm gonn amake some jerk sauce hsg


the jerk store called

they want their sauce back (?)


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but why cum on your own shirt

i feel like whenever i'm cranking the retard shaft i always got a plan for nut disposal and have fapkins ready


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my plan for nut disposal is to dispose of it organiacally

in my mouth



makes for better video


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i saw a post about a month ago of a guy talking about how he bought bulk amounts of shitty condoms and jerked off into those whenever he whacked it

like why would anyone want to put on a condom to jack off wtf is the logic there, its like he never heard of tissues


socks and shirts > towels


ben should dispose of his life


nut disposal plan

>wipe up liquid w/ tissues

>dispose of in kitchen trash

>shower, cold then hot


training yr dick 4 the big day



Ben no


something disposable > something not disposable



cloth has superior dickfeel

and you can always keep it in the same place, no worries of running out


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i've literally never not eaten my cum and you're not going to stop me now proud boy



this post leads me to believe you have a crusty moldy cum sock in a special drawer thats so stiff it could stand up on its own

please tell me this isn't the truth



even like the very first time when you didn't know what you're doing

actually now that i think about it did you just slurp the gurt the first time BECAUSE you thought it was normal to do so

or even then did you just have cocklust


i can't believe microsoft is going to announce 17776: battlegrounds



i'm not going to lie to you tumut


they dont call him socks for nothing!


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look at it




guten abend herr moronson



was chihiro the ultimate programmer because he dressed like a girl


now wonk will be a gamer *laugh track*


Just nut in the toilet/ on a hard floor and wipe it up retards

Cum socks are gross



nice gyno, fag



>on a hard floor and wipe it up retards

youre such a stupid disgusting nigger idiot


just fucking

use a tissue or toilet paper or something you cretins



cum your underwears thats what theyre for


you should always cum in something disposable

like tissue or a woman


im like

so mad

this fucking ape

just suggested to nut on the floor and wipe it up



>on a hard floor

are you fucking kidding me cletus


the floor is for spitting



im so fucking

im rapidly oscillating between spitting or cumming on the floor being worse

i hate both a lot

im actually incredibly upset


spittoons for cum


splatoon but with cum


i fucking

i come here

to post a screenshot of bad stuff on steam

and im immediately subjected to this horseplay


How preposterous


galaxy brain: spitting cum on the floor


i think nutting on the floor is much worse than spitting on the floor




that's just normal splatoon if you're not a coward




What's the deal

If it's wood/tile/ linoleum it's easy to clean up with just some cleaning spray and a paper towel



not if you're planning to wipe it up


id take eat your cum over this savagery

its not gay if balls dont touch



don't you wipe up the spit though, as well?



i actually hate you


i can't believe out of all these variants of where to cum ben straight up eating it manages to be one of the least stupid and disgusting options


spitting is worse i think, cause like you can cum on the floor by accident

purposefully blasting the floor is retarded though



Spitting on the floor is worse because you can control your spit but not your nut

I mostly cum into the toilet but sometimes I'm really horny and don't wanna go to the bathroom because the floor is cold


cum on the floor then clean it up using spit



you're a pathetic human being


eating cum is vore


im nocum


>not nutting at the bottom of your desk, like chewed bubblegum


>not saving your nut in pickle jars


nut trajectory



You won't be cleaning it 100%, plus the matter here isn't "oh I accidentally let some seed get on the floor" you suggested letting your load out on the floor, all of it, just splattered all over the floor like someone who had to take a dump but couldn't get to a shitter in time


we live in a society


designated nut corner



do you need to clean it 100%

the floor ain't getting pregnant



>because you can control your spit but not your nut

that's a fucking 5-star post right there i tell you what



I usually nut to porn on my phone so I have one hand

I can't hold my dick, phone, and a paper towel all at once tard


honestly can anyone tell who's stupider between cletus and sako


Maybe I could put the paper towel on the floor first and nut on that



sako never thought the earth was flat


grant im sorry you came (lol) at a bad time, we can talk about those bad steam games now


i wonder how many copies these kinds of games actually sell


cletus was the real tilefucker the whole time






Do you jerk off in public places or something?



fair point


how many times have you cum on your floor

how many times did you cum on your ow goddamn floor before thinking, just now, "maybe i can put a towel down first"

god i hope this isnt really cletus


floor-shitting neet



No only at home

I like lying down when I do it

But cleaning up the nut pool on your stomach is awful so you gotta stand up to finish the fight



put a cloth or towel on your stomach



new ip but could be mobile

they seem to be talking like cletus, but it's possible they aren't



I've actually never heard of someone doing that so I'm smart for coming up with it shitheel



>Just nut in the toilet/ on a hard floor

>on the hard floor



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i love when smug idiots turn out to be gross idiots


my house doesn't have carpets down yet so I should install a dedicated nutting hole


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nice site, though how i found it was less than savory



Holy shit cletus is masturbating




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epic win. take all my internets, good sir


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>A group of 3 yakuza failed their boss for the last time. After messing up an important job, the boss gave them 2 choices: honorably commit suicide, or go to Thailand to get a sex reassignment surgery in order to become "female" idols. After a gruesome year training to become idols, they successfully debut, with overwhelming popularity, much to their dismay. This is where their tragedy truly begins.

we got a big epic next season lads



Yeah tbh



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Until they re-remember for the 10th time that everyone hates that shit and puts in an offline mode



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the way balls look in panties reminds me of of the way shit looks in panties in scat pics



bet you'd know all about that huh.............



and you know this because


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balls look better in a bra over panties




because spamming scat is extremely epic


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nutting on the floor to pics of your cousin’s stumps


hey fags



hey boo boo


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howzit ben naysh


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i cried like 3 times at the wedding i went to

it was epic


is this pedo



my head hurts a bit

i think


i feel generally a little disoriented


Going to platinum Fallout 3 this week.


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totori is broken lol


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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was this just a 1 episode thing or is this what he looks like now



whats up



delete this


waiting for microsoft conference to start



thats on soon?



yeah in like half an hour



24 minutes


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Make sure to clap for xbonex! She tries very hard!



quick i need to go buy some booze for the drinking game what should i drink


Despite SpongeBob's family sharing his surname, very few of them actually wear square pants like he does.



boy i hope someone got fired for that one!


>just cause 4

give up



i never played 3

is it better than 2


why the hell would you make another just cause game



just cause



it's pants

his first name is actually spongerobertsquare





laugh track




Awful taste

Just Cause 2 and 3 are one of the few fun open world games




a lot worse by all accounts


trying to recapture how phenominal jc2 was, i guess



i love just cause i just wanted to set up the joke


why is patrick called patrick

all the other names are puns but does he have one too or is he the only main character with a normal name



his last name is star


i love when a game with mechas lets you use the Unit-01 palette


who lives in hideyhole an under the sink

hicktard floorhole!



he plays HUcast


*spits on the deck and flops like a fish*


it's band geeks time lads


time to get the pocky out of the fridge!


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let's get this started lads


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why is this nigger pretending to be the leader of a community written wiki


are you guys making your booty drop


out of cheetos!!!!


sako post your cum sock

we need a new cursed picture

a new barg if you will


where did the e3 squilliam thing start

its one of those /v/ memes i never understood the origin of somehow


new halo that is actually good and on PC pls



forced meme from 3-4 years ago i think


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it's because of band geeks



some guy forced it

same as every meme


>Cat keeps fucking around cables

>Unplugs breaker from wall

why the fuck is he fucking with this shit so much recently



yes yes i know that but like

how do you go from good spongebob episode -> videogame conference


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i fucking hate shitty fake charities like ones that buy games for childrens hospitals


can i get a tally on "gamers"


not gonna lie i am slightly excited for halo infinite

i'm glad halo is back on PC








literally Bloodborne: Japan aka Nioh




so that's what shadows die twice is






is anyone surprised it's a soulsbourne



it definitely has its own shit going on





no? it's from software

the fuck else would it be, did you see the teaser spot


Fallout: Hicktard



oh my god you're serious


I've never actually heard the spur meme song before now

it's pretty nice



sako hicktard!


well at least it's not a rust clone


>Life is strange spinoff

wewest of lads


is crackdown actually coming out now


i don't know how much alcohol is in this mix but i'm glad it's probably not a lot because i'm already at 5 shots


Metro: Exodus

now with no metro and more trains!



cyka blat


i hope new crackdown and new metro are actually good



>shooting mixed drinks

nani desu





did they show the gummi ships?



oh shit best girl is back to story relevance





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is anyone else slightly worried about activision publishing the new fromsoft game


if the game actually looks and acts like this then i'm interested


a fucking leaf shower


that's what we needed, car game gameplay demo


i fucking hate this

both here and my tumblr dash are just fucking liveblogging e3

guess i'll just go play video games


>no footage of cars smashing into each other

fuck off


>no footage of cars smashing into sheep

fuck off



good for you my dash is full of moody having a fit


lets erp


>no footage of the cars in cute underwear making out with each other

fuck off



moody posts on tumblr? i thought he ragequit



i don't think i meant to imply that worshipping satan was a good thing, just saying that it's better than worshipping god


invite moody back




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>white hair

>gold eyes

literally perfection



that's objectively wrong, though, God is the source of all good


lol a guy stood up to clap



what if trump was at e3


Didn't this game come out like a year or two ago



dude you didnt have to admit to it being you

you really dont wanna bring that convo here


did they turn We Happy Few into a normal single-player game?


kinda interested but a little worried that the writing will be as blunt as the trailers make it seem


finally, pubg2




also to add, i saw sponge bash some christians not too long ago and thought it was funny so i thought i would take my crack at it

though i don't feel bad about shitting on his beliefs since he wants the church and state to merge again. embarrassing!


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it was epicly pathetic when he did it and why would it be any better when you try


anime dog smoking a pipe


lol vesperia



i watched a lets play of most of the game

hes the best character



it was epicly epic


it's spongelord approved!


>JRPG on xbox

this has never made any sense


wesley grow a personality



god, this is pathetic


If you'd be my bodyguard

I could be your long lost pal

I can call you Wonk

and Wonk when you call me

youuuuu caaan caaaall meeeeeee tUMUt


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If you'd be my bodyguard

I could be your long lost pal

I can call you Tumut

and Tumut when you call me

youuuuu caaan caaaall meeeeeee Wonk


wesley? did you mean: spongelord lite?


microsoft is invading M$'s presentation and making it worse



this is epic


did i miss anything so far from microshit


wesley you're not copying spongelord's personality you're copying his weird online trolling persona

you dont want to be that, do you



anime dog smoking weed


*drives up too fast and hits your mailbox*

Get in nerds we're going to beat up Cletus



dont encourage other people to become like you, sponge

at least not in this way



hes going to grow out of it one day



actual games

it's fucking weird





who says i'm having it be my personality?


the only kind of satanism that doesn’t seem like dumb contrarianism to me is luciferianism, especially if it’s somewhat gnostic in nature. lucifer as a promethean christlike figure that turned against the demiurge is epic


I can never tell if these voices are supposed to be in-game voices or "players" talking


im at the point of persona 5 where i have a lot of days with no social links to do

i wish the cat didnt stop me from fishing as much as my heart wanted



yeah but he doesn't have to go through the embarrassing phase at all



theres little that can be done to avoid it, especially as a third party



are you fishing for fun or for getting the guardian

make sure to get the good rod and read the book



it's always players talking



i am but One thing, jimmy

we are our actions more than we are flesh


LaVeyan makes the most sense

Be your own dude, don't be a dick, have fun, do rituals as a form of group hypnosis euphoria not actually believing you're casting spells



yea i can tell now

but like in that thing yesterday where it was mechas and shit i couldn't tellf or a while



true enough i suppose


then you act like a dumbass weirdo for no reason a lot and should probably not do that


i went to go look at the pipe smoking dog again instead of watching the division



the same happened to me last year during the Anthem trailer




it passes the time

i do need knowledge for shogi girl but she sucks ass and i hate her

im on like december 3rd and im done with a lot of links and the rest are from 1-5 or so, with haru being the only one at 1 because shes dumb as a bag of bricks


i’m retarded just like god (epic)



shogi girl is kind of cute and has some decent abilities


What if god was one of us (epic)


what could you possibly get out of calling random people cucks on tumblr

what do you expect to happen except much deserved ridicule


fluoridated voice: oh man... you really shouldn’t warn people about the demiurge...



Nudes of their wife duh


I can't believe Xbox Game Pass comes with a time machine and anti-aging pills



i wish she would not open her mouth and if she was an actual party member like she was supposed to be i would have benched her harder than i did ann



what do these people expect out of callring radom people Problematic etc etc on tumbr


akechi was right



her chuuni autism is kind of cute



arent you supposed to be against religion



akechi was a miserable cunt with retarded issues



i’m against the demiurge-ingratiating religions


"my religion is better because instead of worshiping the made up thing we hate the made up thing"


liberal: you may only have 1 (one) opinion regarding 1 (one) thing



arent we all, my friend?



how does she deal with her lust for giant cocks



i meant to say retarded daddy issues, but most people aren't akechi-tier



by telling everyone about it, apparently


Crackdown 3 looks really fun but they should've given Terry Crews better lines





The only thing I feel close to religious experiences are certain metal shows

Stuff like Ghost or thrash/death metal acts don't give me that feel when I see them live

But like Tribulation and Watain and Mayhem and other overtly mystical acts did give me that group euphoria

Not even being an edgelord but up close smelling the blood and the incense and smoke you really believe in whatever the screeching corpsepainted ghoul on stage howls at you in that moment

Feels better than any upper



i would argue that brand of luciferianism makes more sense than most, if not all, sections of christianity

i don't care if i sound like a big edgelord but i always find it weird when people just take the bible at face value and not wonder if there were more insidious parts behind it


lara got da big booty



yeah that's basically what a religious ecstasy is, the ecstasy of the moment along with sensory overload, helps if there's a lot of people feeling the same thing



if only you could look deeper, james! the power structure created by those inflicted with belief in the demiurge is essentially yaldobaoth made flesh. not just from abrahamic religions, but from consumerism and other material-worship. your suffering and toiling are a product of it’s influence. and there are so many archons on earth.


[meanwhile, in the writers room]

>quick, what do big black guys say?

<uhhhhhhh boom shakalaka?



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tfw will be asleep for devolver e3



this is basically just "systems of oppression are created and perpetuated"

it's not the work of a demiurge or a god or archons it's just people doing things

i guess im just constantly confused when you dress it up in religious language because i understand what you're figuratively saying but what you're literally saying is religious nonsense



it makes more sense because gnosticism makes more sense, imo. something about prometheus and lucifer and loki and etc being parallels makes a lot of sense to me. the rigidity of abrahamic hierarchies does it’s best to eliminate any line of problematic questioning, usually by drilling it into the young not to question the faith.


hope new skateboarding game actually plays well



stay up late like a real gamer


Check out the video Opus Diaboli by Watain on YouTube

It's half concert footage of their ritualized stage show and musings on black metal chaos gnosticism



>abrahamic religions

>the young are taught to not question the faith

i think you just mean christianity

because im pretty sure "questioning the faith and god" is pretty important to jewish scholars








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>New DMC

uh oh




are you a nihilist? those that control language and memetics and money and a select few other things control the average prole’s reality. they are the archons made flesh. those that worship and ingratiate yaldobaoth have created a god-shaped hole


that was nero



mostly christians and muslims, yeah


>American producer




so dont say "abraham religions" then


yeah i literally just said that, but without the religious language


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the way the federal reserve operates is literally dark magic. enslaving as much of the global population as possible with nothing that ever was or ever will be physical


ok there's a girl cup now


Do the Chinese go to Heaven? And Other Tough Questions for Kids

A Question and Answer Book

By A Wyatt Mann, PHD



i never knew there was a followup to that image



the girl cup was in the base game, she was just a milf


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so the title card had Dante, a hooded guy (Vergil?) and the new guy

the new guy is either Nero (he lost his demon arm) or a new guy



it makes a hell of a lot more sense than your bullshit religion does. fuck you and fuck the vatican (a massive opulent monument to decadence and the subversion of some of the faith’s deepest held values)



Pretty sure it's Nero


aren’t you catholic? do you believe your god’s will is ever-present?



>usually by drilling it into the young not to question the faith.

that reminds me when i was watching a religious documentary and it had the guy ask christian children about god. they all gave out the samr robotic responses, using the same words to describe god, as if they were basically brainwashed. it's honestly very unsettling and i don't understand why most of the world doesn't see it as wrong.



because most of the world is under similar conditioning



me on the right


one pice?

what the fuck



then it's really DmC 2


Listen to more metal you nerds






sponge im an atheist, god isnt real, magic isn't real

im pretty sure we've had a conversation where i explicitly said "jesus would weep at the sight of the vatican and then kill everyone inside"




>namco high mention in stream chat



fuck i missed the last frame

ryuk/light are in it



aren't we increasingly becoming more atheist/apathetic towards religion though




please put arale and ryoutsu in it


sponge, was the zeitgeist movie really formative for you



that’s sad jimmy. it’s sad that you can’t see. do you think negative entropy isn’t possible? do you find the concept of infinity to be purely abstract?


timestamp? i muted and switched tab between post apoc shootan games



i wouldn’t rank it as highly as some of the stuff i’ve read or john clowder games but yeah




can you fuckers shut up yet


this guy has the faggiest sounding voice ever



in the modern world, yes. most ancient religions are so watered down and have no (fitting) answer to many modern problems


I want tacos

I have a taste for cilantro and pico de gallo



sponge what are you even talking about

what part of my post was sad

>do you think negative entropy isn’t possible

insufficient data for meaningful answer


of course


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what's gaming on, gomers




The memes will never end





i gotta learn how to do picode gallo right myself

aint no places around here i can get it



i think seeing all that is in existence, physical and otherwise being more than the sum of it’s parts is pretty divine. negative entropy means it could be infinitely more. isn’t that god? or at least godly? it’s what eris would want


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this should be a sip or something, even with low amount this is getting tiring


whos ready for more awful rico lines THIS YEAR BOYS




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yeah see im with you on the metaphysical stuff

i guess i just confused when you bring up your racism and stuff because it all seems interconnected to you


i was waiting for that trailer to be a joke lol







oh they have gears Xcom too


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and then you never engage with questions like this so im just left to wonder


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the funko menace has to stop


wait they're actually showing real gears

why show funko first


There is nothing worth believing in.



for the epic switcheroo

just like with kingdom hearts a few years ago






why show funko at all


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>this isnt about you, its about me

quality writitng


gears of war is my favorite walking simulator


speaking of walking sims

time to finish fallout 3


Shes gonna get BLACKED isnt she



They were talking about how she was controlled by the aliens wasn't she


man hes tripping over his words a lot


oh e3 is happening

I was busy playing video games


buzzword spencer


this was actually a very solid showing

i actually want a few of these games if they're on PC



yea this is probably their best on in years


you dont need a new console wtf microsoft




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this is what hacking looks like yea



i cant decide between B- and C+

that DmC 2 was really bad and i'm not even a DMCfag





cyberpunk 2077 lives



>actually wanting a new watchdogs



it wasn't DmC2, dumb idiot baby



>not nighttime or raining

nice try



it pretty much is, except they're just calling it 5



i meant "oh it's watchdogs 3 who car-no wait it's Cyberpunk holy shit"



except it's not a prequel and it's by the actual DMC staff


I've gotta say that's by far the best one they've had in ages, if ever.

I personally don't really care much about most of the games but that's at least a solid B or higher.


i miss when /a/ was good



yea id give it an 8

way better than EA conf


im feeling crushingly warm right now


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cyberpunk 2077 better be amazing

it looks good at least


worth saying trailer footage is not gameplay

so they can be dogshit but ill wait and see



i'm disappointed it wasnt a gameplay video


see ya in 3 hours i'm taking a napnap


how long for ninty show up



24+ hours i think



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oh my god lads i'm buying todd's game if this is true


do you think there's gonna be fallout 76 gameplay at bethesdas thing


>finally get in

>just miss the xbox conference



be strong


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close but no bingo


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Miss Chalice is cute



gonna admit

i was gonna buy it regardless

but i think it could be a winner


waiting 4 the threesome porn of cuphead mugman and miss chalice


i guess they're not gonna use the original Van Buren story


who would've thought naruto would've been at e3


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I beat off twice today



what a special boy



i bet you are


i just shot jizz out of my penis



only twice?


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do you think another mother game would be good?



it could be



mother 2: Mother Fucker


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what were they thinking


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what is it



She was really uncanny valley and her accent didn't help


no afro

no side cut

I give them a C+ for trying



what does this mean



it's from the people who made the witcher, so that's bad, i guess

i shoulda mentioned i dunno anything about witcher i just like memes



kind of getting mildly excited for this.....



i've never played them but from what I know witcher is actually one of the most acclaimed games in the genre

you've got all the dumb baggage that the genre brings, but it's pretty great so I've heard


expecting pannen to put pidgeotto out of bounds


the bitcher


Witcher 3 has pretty poopy combat


didn't they not populate witcher 3 with black npcs



yea i was gonna say i sort of remember people getting into sjw/anti sjw arguments over it


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Why should they

Cyberpunk 2077 has plenty of non-white people because you know that actually makes sense since its a game set in an urban future not in polish mythland

So its not like CDProjektRed is ebil racists or something



except that's a cringy character



why is the bottom text so high up



is that not 100% of the meme

the act of posting it is extremely cringey


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>more tattoos

>unsure if white of mixed


character design 101



I am down for symbol encounters, but not if they just walk around in random directions

They'd have to act like real animals and have unique things going on



If they did it with Itoi, probably, yeah

If they did it without Itoi, probably yeah still, but I'd rather they just make a brand new thing in that case.



I don't want to say it but she is pretty awful


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shes hicktarded and definitely white


honestly i like the tattoos, or at least the concept of having them

it's mostly just her face and voice are terrible and her shirt/jacket thing looks incredibly stupid



even the tattoo is a belt



also when i said face i meant the hair too


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mondo oof


It just feels like they took Cidney (spelling?) from FFXV and went "ok how can we make her ugly?"



the heart one below her belly button is pretty epic tbh



i know someone who looks like this regularly


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>single player story driven rpg



Microsoft's conference was good as a games conference but like 50% of games announced will be on PS4 I'll bet and the rest can be s

acquired on PC anyways so

Why buy an Xbox One X


god i hope they didnt remove the classes

i'll die if i'm forced to play a mercenary instead of a journalist



that's been the question on everyone's mind for years



isnt she from cyberpunk

like, in the weird cyber future



xbox original/360 upscaling




google "kyrie DMC"


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so have you guys had your McCastle installed in your city/town/fief yet

ours just opened and i gotta say its pretty /defensible/ if you ask me


is origin still a shitpile spyware that you shouldn't put on any pc ever



shut the fuck up you pretentious retard


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she tall



where am i wrong? should i just be an epic nihilist or another victim of modern religion?



the ideal wife is my cousin

she draws sans undertale fanfiction and doesnt know how to cook an egg



you should stop being a fucking obnoxious prick



zomg... i better stop!! xddd


what about YOUR cousin, HSG?


is that sako hicktard?


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i said redpill me on origin


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some guy on /wsg/ keeps editing the soyguy for threads there



It's malware


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lads should i



who is this

pm me nudes if you're hot



the first one is the worst webm I ever had the displeasure of seeing




die ben


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gay ben strikes again


A new copyright law from the European Union would lead to the banning of memes on the internet, campaigners are warning.

The EU Copyright Directive intends to protect the intellectual property rights of people who upload their material to the internet. However, campaigners are warning the law will require "all content uploaded to the internet to be monitored and potentially deleted if a likeness to existing copyright is protected".





the subterranean society of goblin bens horde their feminization crystals

will you risk plundering their treasures

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