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the subterranean society of goblin bens horde their feminization crystals

will you risk plundering their treasures, traveler?


die gay ben


wtf am i supposed to do for two hours


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I really want to fuck chaika

especially that first one


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Nuke this thread from orbit its the only way to be sure


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this is the chariot i will ride into battle when i kill the beast

the beast being gay ben


Guys where do I find the last pee pillar for the dark faiery bee in Naedoko Demon Grounds?


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im nigby


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>go to a dispensary

>exchange money for gummies

what have i done

i've let my dare officer down



>legally purchased a product from a licensed store that does its best to keep drugs out of the hands of children

your dare officer would be proud

now eat the drugs, nerd


>Some leaker found out about the shonen jump fighting game

>He said ridley is in 5mash


now eat the ass, nerd


i'm just a little weshead in this big ben naysh, know what i'm sayin?



Ridley was in Smash 4 and Brawl

Is he PLAYABLE is the big deal


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>ridley and kraid are playable but they're at metroid 1 sizes


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how do you think activision's going to ruin this new fromsoft game?


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Bionic arms were unoriginal long before this

They'll always be cool though



shadows die twice



give us the god hand!


they're going to let you buy souls

or blood

or honor

or whatever they're going to call the currency


bethesda in 30, right?


somnebody post the picture of the futa with her balls in a bra



Is all of season 2 of the hero academy shonen gonna be the not!Olympics

This is very entertaining, I don't think I would mind that


vtec just kicked in, yo


why are some people so incredibly terrible at acting

and why are they ALL presenters/hosts/whatever at E3







all the good actors work in hollywood instead of videogames


i love andrew wk but i can't forgive him for Ready To Die



ready to die is a banger though



exCUSE YOU it's CALLED a tournament arc DAD and they're ART

actually no tournament arcs are generally shit



yeah but i am sick of it being used in everything


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>go to sleep just after microsoft ends

>wake up just before bethesda starts


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i can tell you have never watched dragon ball


good morn gamers



do you not understand what the word "generally" means


bnha's tournament arc is actually one of the better ones


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>we break things

you sure do, bethesda!


I'm pretty sure I saw skyrim in that montage



i saw wolfenstein 2

maybe it was stuff from last year?




i know this is dumb but i can't not love andrew wk


tell me the worst tournament arc you remember hsg


did they not know who andrew w.k. is?


oh jesus



right on /b/rother



same honestly

he's too affable


wait nevermind he started singing

i might be able to not love him



a lot of people in the crowd definitely have a "who the heck is this" look on their faces


does he have any popular songs besides this


Nibbas never watched Destroy Build Destroy....................................................................................................


andrew wk deserves a moshpit and not an e3 crowd of paid applauders



he does but i can't think of any titles at the moment


e3 is a trade show

i love andrew wk but this is not his kind of crowd


Is Magnus Nedfors playable in Rage 2?


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5'11'' vs 6'


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when will they learn



E3 is not a trade show anymore, dude. It's direct to consumer now.


every year this shit happens




oh fuck you beat me to it


Magnus Nedfors is the ideal man.


>ordered takeout

now i've done it




is that aaron paul?





If you see it....



it's not a boulder! it's a rock! a rock!!!



oh shit good band


i forgot that comfytheatre just starts playing meme music over things that aren't even really memey half the time


thank goodness for the post apocalypse or we wouldn't have a setting for video games



honestly there are very few games that just go full mad max / hokuto no ken



wait, is this just going to be just cause with idtech instead of their own engine?


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it looks okay i guess


Decent if generic


omg le epic elder scrolls card gayme!


Get this fucking melvin offstage now



go easy on him he is a community manager


bring back magnus


blizzard's leaving money on the table by not porting hearthstone to the switch


Play Legends with me



tbh the "anyone who has a switch and wants to play the game is probably already playing on their phone" logic makes sense to me


some elder scrolls online bullshit how epic


world of epic uhh dlc-buying :)




i love all the sleeping emotes in the chat


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>werewolves and argonian content

appealing to the furries, a bold choice



lusty argonians

who could be maids


Lizardmen are better Aztec Lizardpeople than Argonians tbh



should i play eso


if you don't get to talk to the trees that rule over the argonians then what is even the fucking point






why would you?










new elder scrolls content





when is Devolver?



so 1.5 as many demons + .5 as many recolors?




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that face looks like it's out of fat albert






Jade is a rapist so



explain that filename


Oh shit

they just dropped quake?


hey hey hey

rape is okay


maybe giving bethesda its own showcase every single year isn't the best idea






Jade. Vagina.


i guess more than any other unironic thing i'm unironically hoping for botw 2 featuring an actually acceptable amount of content


why did they have to turn quake into a "hero shooter"



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>lizard man + big tiddy goth gf



They'll make an MM style game which is better



botw: majora's mask edition should come out



because it's trendy



Gamers today are literally too stupid and slow witted to play Quake


prey's new dlc is a roguelite


Prey was actually good



because it has a larger market share, luckily quake champions has a version without character abilities



i believe you and yet i probably will still never play it


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wow that bipch thicccccccc boiiiiiiiiiiiiii


jesus christ i can't handle this embarrassment


i bet she's a braphog




that's what i mean

there's no way the next zelda shouldn't reuse a huge amount of preexisting assets


Its prophunt what






Prey was great. Prey was the System Shock that Bioshock wanted to be.


also an equally large amount of new content but that's too much to ask for i guess



and yet you will probably still complain


bad jokes ahoy!



i will always bitch and bicker


bring on the mikami already


he swore at the nazis!!



scrumpfh btfoooooooo


not one but TWO strong womyn protagonists


but what if the daughters are 14 years old





>fashwave game accidently




fuck this fucking conference

i hate this "kill nazi LUL" meme



*furious sound of sako preordering*


it's wolfenstein





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only a nazi would say that


the only thing dumber than saying "fuck nazis" like its some risky statement is getting mad over it





the designs in the new wolfenstein games are so incredibly shit


>wolfenstein vr

>punch nazis in first person view



i kind of hate how nazi is no longer a generic baddie but is now politically charged


the other guy said "fuck nazis"



every single time someone gets mad at the game where you shoot nazis saying fuck nazis

i get more powerful



is this ben



i didn't mind the game trailer, but that joke was just groan inducing


Time for Todd.



this is a joke right


nazis are NOT bad


is there any way i can spin this on them and call them nazis for what they did to fallout and elder scrolls





they don't say it like it's a risky statement

they say like it is a powerful, important statement


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no, why would i s TODD TODD TODD







wtf is this reaction

also this isn't ben this is anon


todd gets two mics because he's double important


i love his voice


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grampa todd slurring about e3



the other mic records his secret reptilian voice




unironically want alexa to DM for me


oh boy............. kay and peele...... with one guy..................


that was actually a decent joke


I'm so glad bethesda is leaning into toddposting


>todd embracing his memes



I liked that the guy in the audience yelled out todd howard as to why people went there


Todd this is the same trailer


is this the same fucking trailer


it's four times bigger that means it's four times better :)

aren't you excited to explore the same ruined buildings 40 times each instead of 10?



Trainwiz said before he's aware of toddposting


all is lost.......


i can't wait to get power armor in the first 30 minutes of the game again


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why do bethesda's games look so poopy visually










its on account of because poop looks like poop


Mothman and Flatwoods Monster pls


half of it looks shit

and then half of it looks good







nevermind it's all shit


oh that looks like it could have awesome enemy variety actually

maybe i'll spend my cuckbucks on thi- it's online...


we rust now


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was that Goris


its a rust clone after all



awesome variety of enemies that either run straight at you to punch you or shoot at you from a few feet away











woah don't get political here



maybe some of them will have different hazards... maybe it could bbe good... maybe it could be good...


it's baby mode rust


I would've preferred Battle Royal to Rust


so no offline companions?


Could be good but its not fallout


has fallout had dragons before now


i love that fallout has dragons now


so we're gonna play fallout together right



if it's actually fun


this looks terrible



it better than i was expecting tbqh






in charge of nukes



will you play fallout with me boo boo?



Will you play with me (sako)



i will

we'll rule the wastes together, with a uranium fist


so how long will it take for the nukes to regen


lmao that map

4 times larger but with the same amount of locations from FO4


oh those things are called snallygasters that's actually dope as fuck


Who even cares if none of the stuff is persistent, though?


me and wonk are going to erp in fallout



There's a bunch of variety of creatures, that's exciting.



just like we play all those other mmos together



can we adopt some sort of mutant monster together


yeah sure why not

who else wants to join


>Beta for an AAA game



Every MMO's had a beta.



I am interested



not my mmo



i've literally never seen snallygasters in a video game before either, it's very epic

it's starting to remind me of pikmin 2 in regards to enemy variety but i can't let myself get that excited


all of you should download black squad

it's a pretty shitty fps but it's free



i would rather fucking die





bring out andrew wk again


>november 14

well shit



i don't like bethesda but it really doesn't look that bad

or do you just hate wonk and/or sponge



i would totally buy mutant monster raising dlc



i hate them

and sako


were there super mutants in the trailer

i heard people mention them but i looked away for a while


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did they buy any new IP? I thought I heard that earlier in the event



i'm kind of surprised it's not 2019 but they already have a whole engine and assets and etc


i just want to become nuclear warlords with HSG




yeah there were

if they have nightkin too i'm totally sold




doesn't that epically go against fallout 1 lore


dear fucking god


skyrim 2 on your iphone


jesus this looks garbo


>the mobile game has better combat than Skyrim



i think FEV existed pre-war but i'm not sure. nightkin being in west virginia at that time almost certainly breaks lore tho


fucking degenerates





-Todd Howard, 2018


>he actually acknowledged sex mods

absolute madman


this is just kings field 5


she used to skyrim me on my libphone


honestly i think i would rather play this than skyrim


which conference is next after this


is this a fucking clash of clans thing



devolver i hope


I'd actually play this on Switch


i have a pixel 2 and a daydream so i kinda want to try it


free? fuck it i'll try it sure






>pre-order our free game







it looks like it's supposed to be like a mainline elder scrolls which is, at least, ambitious

also it's free so i can guarantee you that you can spend fifteen dollars for an epic daedra weapon that makes you win




uhhhh brain machine broake




pre-reg for mobile games isn't uncommon


despacito 2 confirmed


Its Garfield in space


i can't believe bethesda is making Beyond Good and Evil 2



actually made me jej




wait a second this doesn't look like new vegas 2






to be 100% honest i'm interested in 76 and I wanna play it with hsg



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>tes6 teaser is 4 seconds long


*nukes shitto over and over again*


mobile gaming killed video games



blades unironically looks better than skyrim


I want to say C+ because they didnt announce something new and FO76 doesnt look that good



it's still a couple games out but they wanted to let people know it's comin


wait is devolver coming up right now

it wasnt on my schedule list



I have friends so Fallout 76 will be good for me.


todd just wants the skyrim jokes to stop already


i think that was the first time i heard todd howard's voice

i was a little surprised


Starfield: A Tale of Two Galaxies.




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EA is the only one with bingo so far


Do you know about Mark Rosewater?


i give it a b- for bethesda


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is it really

hopin for the best


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fallout 76 is the only thing that had any lasting impression on me, but it wasn't a negative impression so... C+ i guess?



i'm scared


This is to go beyond our release schedule

*Announces Starfield*

And this. . . This is to go EVEN FURTHER beyond!

*Announces ESVI*


where's the youtube link


so this is prerecorded huh


this is epic


human garbage


i wanna sniff this lady's feet



>strong woman murders a soyboy gamer

So this is woke. . .




this is actually awesome


this is painful


is this regular for people to curse this much during conferences


Shes roasting niggas actually


just someone post when the games happen i hate this


Okay, bug fuck shit minions was kinda funny


*removes headphones playing linkin park at max volume* ok time to start working on our E3 presentation script



i have lost respect for you today


how serious do you think she was when she said all that


>make joke about battle royale being saturated

>immediately announce an online survival game


devolver so woke am i rite fam this is epic can i get a retweet xDDDDD


the chat is just full of people who want this woman to step on them

can't blame them


im convinced that this isn't scripted


One of those fat cats in the cutaway was jewish



this shit is prerecorded you know


the cutaways are MDE tier hahaha


Okay, lootboxcoins was actually kinda funny.


is someone just pretending to be horsie to besmirch his good name


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>good name



you're making me want to jerk off to this lady


Okay, the flamethrower was kinda funny


this is hotline miami but lit


my friend pedro looks legit


Nintendo Switch & PC Exclusive


looks interesting, curious how you actually play it




Okay, Skate 4 was kinda funny


i would eat this lady's ass



can i smash that muffuggin like button


i've got such a boner for women with my haircut


The racism was kinda funny


is that a dreamcast?




3 games? really?


nes classic is bad because uhhhhhhhhhhhhh





mad soyboy just emulate faggot


what's with these fucking audience cutaways




you're just pretending to not know that it's prerecorded right




















lol no switch release



i don't know, that flamethrower looked real


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the nintendo switch

weaker than an xbox classic


I saw her feet I nutted


so is this leading up to a game announcement or are they just wasting my time








metal wolf chaos though...



My Friend Pedro is on Switch..........



ben post the xlr watamote edit


gonna be really big kek if they don't have japanese language settings for metal wolf chaos


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Okay, Why did that one girl in the audience keep eating popcorn and looking at her friend and why did they focus on her so much it was kind of weird you know, was kinda funny actually.



it was stock footage horsie

it's a joke



show me a conference more epic than that


>the lootboxcoin price is actually changing constantly




yea i just saw it in nepgen

i kind of hope it's about the nep rpg



sony's upcoming one


Robo-nina, more like, wow I really have an uncontrollably immense erection at the thought of a dominating mech girl making me her bitch.





Hasn't it always been 113





i give it a B-

three games shown and i don't care about any of them



If you don't like banana gun game you're actually gay


The show was garbage but Pedro and Metal Wolf Chaos actually looked good




wake me up when code vein footage comes out


lots of games where i've gone "yeah i'll get it" but i will probably forget about them by the time they come out


the more i think about FO76, the less i want to play it



i want to fight bat dragons with lasers alongside my dealer/bff


we'll have so much fin in fallout together

just like we played minecraft together


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this is libtard phoning skynig 1, over



Shut the fuck up James, I have had enough of your shitposts


skynig vs seanig



Seanig got NORTED


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oh my god i just realised they didnt show NPCs or settlements



There were the codsworths


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>even /fog/ hates it


it's just a big dumb sandbox with nothing to do and very limited things to build out of a small collection of game objects

with fucking fallout 4 combat

how can anyone be excited

go play fucking minecraft


did they show vats at all



its multiplayer


missed the bethesa shit

red pill me



a bunch of games and bad jokes



nazis btfo


>American food proportions made your shits huge and feel amazing, now everyone’s looking for that satisfaction in their anus in a sexual way. That’s what happens when you fuck with the natural eco systems. The world gets fucking fat and/or gay.



enlightened take



like 3 minutes of footage and 57 minutes of padding

mostly just updates to existing games


no dishonored 3 info


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tes 6

skyrim on alexa, phone, and fridge




starfield is probably a couple of years out

tes6 is, i dunno, 4?



they didn't have the site up when they first showed it



>gta v for 20 bucks

here we go baby


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black squad is boring but i cant stop playing it like the garbage person i am



It's so Korean

The player models look too attractive


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todd howard if youre gonna give us the same game reheated with some new creatures sprinkled in- if you’re gonna make me pay new game money to play fallout 4 west virginia- todd you BETTER be giving us a wide array of ridiculous romanceable non humans. todd we need ghouls but we also need old gen synths. todd? we need super mutants


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nice accumulation

i checked out a liquidation twitter earlier when it dropped below 7k, a lot of people lost a lot of money...



that's what happens when you bet on fake money



but if you bet in the opposite direction.... you MAKE a lot of money...


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>no preview

it's "country roads" from "whisper of the heart"





hey have you seen "whisper of the heart"




it's a ghibli from '95 and it's quite cute

it features a rewrite of country roads that's nice

and a happy ending



ive never seen any ghibli movies



oh, okay


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he tweeted again

i wonder what he thinks his long term goal on trade is

does he think this will accomplish anything

like my grandfather said this evening as we toasted with official vegas golden knights wine, "god bless us and save the united states of america"

he's so dramatic sometimes


build le epic despacito wall


build the wall and put the detained children in it


northern border wall WHEN



i would unironically be up forthis

even better if they put a firewall as well as a physical wall

i need no canadians in my life

except nicks ass, i guess. no homo tho



you're an idiot




im not even in america anymore

a northern firewall wont even help me


why does under the chin grow hair

why cant we just evolve that out


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grant: i want to evolve out of my penis, balls, and foreskin



i mean



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wonk: begone with my penis and balls!


I want Nina from devolver digital to throw me down some stairs


i kind of wanted them to talk about video games but i probably shouldn't have expected much considering last year

metal wolf is epic though


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goo night hsg


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i wish demi lardner was 300ft tall


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ubishit is gonna pee the bed


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Le jihad



lel jihad xd




then, you dip your dick in green paint


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they announced a new battle toads probably at a time when all the kids who harassed gamestop employees about battle toads are now grown up and possibly gamestop employees themselves


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good morning sluts


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/v/ shitting the bed over sunlight in a cyberpunk game


umm it's called night city, not sunlight city!!!!!


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online opinions on Anthony Bourdain


>Bourdain is a smug hipster who thinks he's the only one allowed to visit foreign restaurants and anyone who comes after him is just a 'tourist' and not allowed


>What a sweet man the world will never know his like again, did you know he even refused to name local restaurants he visited so that they couldn't be gentrified by his reputation?



yes, normal people dont shit on recently deceased men


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how many of them have a not-so-secret diaper fetish?


'the nazi word"



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>furries have a problem with the word degenerate

Well if the shoe fits


did anyone really use the word degenerate before caesar's legion made it cool?


ava's demon colorist: *draws porn of ava (aged up) for the patreon*

one dude: don't like that

ava's demon author: please dox that dude!!!!



epic, but also i gotta see the porn now




someone faked an ip address and the author paid them 500 dollars



holy fuck

i want to pay that person 500$, metaphorically


id dox MYSELF for 500 dollars



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ready for more big announcements today gamers


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>the lizard person in quake champions is a girl


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is this the same instance where she drew porn of one of her characters and then tumblr ddos'd her site and cost her a small fortune in server fees


since when the fuck is degenerate "the nazi word"



wait who got doxxed? that one dude? why?


youtube is recommending me some muslim woman's cooking channel on every video

id rather see racist mario's thumbnail


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hold on, assembling the images


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the person in these tweets deactivated, too



big epic


her reaction was really stupid but considering her past history with it i understand it

still pretty stupid though


Webcomics are epic


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there's some pretty spicy discourse in the avas demon tag on tumblr



both these ding dongs fucking suck



Oh I bet



stfu fag


what's avas demon about


a 45 year old man, speaking to a bunch of pre-teens:

"call me..... hussnasty >:)"


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>wasting $500 on figs and plushies


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why didn't anthony bourdain just dodge the noose

i would've just dodged it



ava makes a pact with a demon to do stuff

also the earth blows up on the first pages



sounds like a flimsy setup for gay romance



this is so stupid



there hasn't been any gay romance unless you count ava/her demon which doesn't really exist


psyche, gay!


ava's demon, a summary

ava's a depressed gay loner because her stand keeps fucking shit up. when her home planet is destroyed, she and the popular girl from school (and her stand) are driven into the arms of another gay depressed loner who's doing something(? it involves his younger siblings of indeterminate gender). they go to yet another gay depressed loner (and his stand) only this time he's space catholic and tries to convert them but ava enters puberty and blows up a space catholic church.

that's all i got


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ava is sexy



she's 14, dude.



go dox some webcomic artists


10 days until the next Steam Summer Sale


seeing zwid's tumblr out in the wild is like seeing a cryptid


howzit numies


zwid is like a bad timeline sako the more i look at his blog



i thought sako was bad timeline sako



Damn, you right


worse timeline sako



but like, super bad timeline

like the heroes don't get broken out of their mind control and kill their little sisters and the world timeline



Zwid actually looks like he's doing better than I am


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still just a touhou lad


being mad that fallout 76 isn't a single player rpg is like being mad that mario kart isn't a platformer


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i hope this is just some retarded shit you copied from a tumblr



it's literally the same thing

getting mad that a spin off is not a mainline game


the evidence that bethesda fans are actual retards pile doesn't stop growing taller



It's a prequel not a spinoff though. Fallout shelter is the spinoff.


I hate how every E3 he's onstage Todd's honeyed, silver tongue entangles me once more in his web of lies.



oh i understand your statement now

still pretty stupid, but not as much


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I agree the message they are trying to send is intensely confusing


am i allowed to be mad that fallout 76 is a pile of poop


So, when are they making Fallout Kart?


they should have just called it Fallout 5 goddamn I hate when devs do this with a series




you also have to preorder it and play it with me on launch


i still want to play it with hsg




From software has enough IPs to have their own smash clone



demon souls

dark souls




weeb souls (not nioh)

you can throw in the felynes too since they made a game with them



Each version of Patches is its own character.


niggas don't know about kings field or armored core smdh


Why does Team Sonic Racing look so damn slow?


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but who even gives a shit when CRUSH40 IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!


*continues laughing at >>1204331*


remember eternal ring?

what a mediocre game





what's so funny?


so is this person saltlick


when was the last time we made fun of niggers



i haven't thought about them since ea stream


i noticed a lot of people stuttering in the e3 streams, including people who really shouldn't stutter so much like the big business dudes

my epic conspiracy theory is there slip up on purpose to appear more human and approachable


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is this ben



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some mong keeps leaving behind pee drops on the toilet seats at work


peesitters unite!


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you know you're a gamer if your address bar autocompletes to twitch before twitter



the manga was bad

the books were pretty good



what if i use neither


what even is the image that avas demon fans are so mad about



i would assume anyone upset by mild nudes of a character left the first time she drew them

anyone stirring shit about it now is most likely just doing it for attention



this is really bad delet


two fallout threads on /wsg/ and one on /gif/

I sense shilling


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was it really just mild nudes

like not even anything hardcore


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i don't know about the new one but I know the first one was just like a mild pinup or something


convince me not to drop $5 on quake 3 gold



buy me terraria


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i should just post this whenever anyone complains about porn from now on



fiction is reality, die pedophile


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you should also post it when someone lusts too hard after an anime girl


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Square Enix in 5 minutes


i manage to always start the stream when sweet victory starts playing



same usually

i kind of wish he was less liberal with playing meme music over shit, sometimes it's not very warranted


Stealth kill!


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who's this semen demon


>Body here, looks recent

you just talked to the dude 10 seconds ago




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>final fantasy x monster hunter

squad the FUCK up


the life is strange cinematic universe




why did they have to add voice acting


feelio when i could have played this ages before all of you fuckers but i'm still waiting for the switch version



western release


three months!!!


i didn't know square enix made dark souls


I want that goddess to step on me


new plat game


the virgin autophagous faster

the chad degreaser




>coming to xbox

nevermind who cares



you're late to the devolver conference lad


Let's start a 2b cult


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okay just cause 4 looks kind of epic



why's everyone jerking off to her, she's not even that attractive





she's a dom



the memes, jack!


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>just cause 4


kingdom hearts 3 looks rad tbh




where the fuck is the sound effects


oh wow that's it?








Was that fucking it?

Did we have literally anything?



Quiet Man


if ff7 isn't at the sony conference or anything i'm gonna implode



we got 2 new IPs you fucking mong


did they make lara cuter or just my impression


i can't believe rev got his own game



she definitely seems cuter than in the last two games




right we got the rev game and the platinum thing

the platinum thing might be good, at least



isn't that facing development problems of epic proportions that make any release in the next few years unlikely



It's probably not going to come out soon but I'm pretty sure development is going fine.


how the fuck is microsoft of all people winning e3



because they are the only ones who actually showed any fucking games



showing other people's games

so, cheating


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sony will win by showing the same game plus good ps4 exclusives




i'd say bethesda's definitely above them



no way


ok give a summary of the square conf pkls



just cause 4 is the same as ever

there's a game where you play as rev

new fantasy game from platinum

that's it



it was shit



shit they already announced

two new games that look bad and ugly




MS wasn't garbage for once but it still wasn't good, among the actually probably decent video games they had tons of filler garbage


it sure is /v/ in here



deaf proudboy beating up cholos



dragon quest xi

kingdom hearts iii

tomb raider

final fantasy xiv x monster hunter

nier automata for xbox

two new ips - quiet man and babylon

new life is strange garbage

just cause 4

i think thats it



cuter lara but still no boobs

dragon quest with audio

no sight of ff7

i guess the rest already appear at xbox conf


oh right new bad tomb raider



you're wrong, crazy, and gay



I'm definitely the last one and possibly the 2nd one.

I'm not wrong, though


rereleasing nier automata

big jej


I'd say MS was a B- or a B and then bethesda was one notch above them


i like how they kept gushing over the depth of the new tomb raider combat

and it was just 10 straight minutes of 3rd person sneaking with cinematic takedowns



>what are ports


nintendo will top everyone by revealing a labo gun

everyone will buy cartoline guns to play on their switch


monster hunter in peace walker is still the GOAT combo



in what fucking way

they talked about one fucking new game and it looks terrible

and no, just showing literal text that says "starfield" and "elder scrolls VI" is not talking about new games


>First time I played Red, I only trained my Charizard and nothing else and just couldn't beat the elite four, so I traded it to a friend in what was supposed to be a temporary trade and restarted the game. Said friend then told me he found out from his game guide that if we tried to trade the Charizard back, it would run away and be permanently lost, and I believed him and I never got that Charizard back.


labo gun: works like a real gun!

kill someone and then destroy the evidences by burning the labo gun!


kill the gay wronger



lmao what




most of the ms games were bad

i'm sure there were a few good ones but i don't even remember than anymore


Microsoft was like an A in terms of showcasing games I want to buy but a D- in terms of making me want to buy an Xbox.



But M$ owns Windows too


remember them



you can literally the same about the Bethesda conference


apparently tinybuild had a conference too




yea but i care more about the bethesda games

i don't really care about fallout or tes but i almost certainly care more about them than the ms stuff

plus there wras doom 2016 2


Why is the sound so fucked in KH III



it was like that last year too



and bethesda showed one game and it was bad

you call the microsoft stuff padding, but bethesda literally did a michael scott video about how great its own company is to work at and had andrew fucking wk come out and do a song because they didn't have shit to talk about

at least microsoft "padding" was fucking video games

you are a total dumbo idiot



Post the game list from MS then, I don't remember what it was.



our most detailed world ever

new vehicles, guns and baddies

craft your base and outfit your squad

and don't forget, massive boss boss fights



Because the mixing was handled by some dumb american instead of the actual company



>it was bad


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>when a good drawfag does your request


Just Cause 4 and Dragon Quest look amazing

I'd get KH III if it was on PC


>[... Secret Neighbor, which looks to be a multiplayer game that takes place in the Hello Neighbor universe]



Dragon Quest looks amazing except for the fact that it came out fucking ages ago


dragon quest looks fucking great

but everyone already knew it was coming so, uh


hot take

e3 has been really good so far


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ben are you here



the bad ones have been pretty good




/v/ telling square's conferece was bad but i thought it was just okay

the normie is you!!! not mee!!!



there were only two actual announcements which showed practically nothing



can you post a picture of yourself dabbing


maybe helps that i dont care for square save FFT


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