im sorry i forgot to take the flag off
moving out sounds really cool but idk it's a lot of work isn't it
Would you look at all that stuff ...
She's got alien porn, tentacles, impregnation, inflation
Gay anal, incest lesbian, blueberry and cannibalism
Spanking, scat, enemas and diapers
Mindbreaks, mindrape, underage gay and toddlercon
Furries, ponies, sodomy and love
Missionary, doggystle, cowgirl, and backdoor tower
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) porn I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
hard porn store
this is an excellent post
i would prefer these girls have a happy outing with ducks none of which involve rape from old faceless men
>he says, immediately after saying a post about toddercon is excellent
*lights incense* hicktards begone
it's excellent because it's a pretty good take on a weird al song
dont be a fucking idiot
i want to pay dorothy for sex and then cry after cumming
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this song is a fucking bop and anyone who wants to "commit a crime" associated with "comic LO" needs to be on a stric depo diet
stop trying to come back
im not trying to come back im just making a factual statement
i'm confusing the lyrics of that to the melody of some song from the 50s so i was really surprised that was a weird al song
it's serious loli porn so why do they always make the covers wholesome
you're barely tolerable as it is please don't start politics posting
where my flat earthers at?
where my brap earthers at
if it's only for loli porn wouldn't it probably sell better if the cover was loli porn
or at least, lewd shit
i'll hold back, that was mainly for jim to take
shut up wesley
trying to keep my cause down
trying to earthsplain
NOT HAVIN IT
you've been here for like a week you don't get to call him jim
True lolicons will find these covers more attractive than straight up porn
Also the catch-copies are really good
And also some of them are decently lewd
i dont actually like being called jim
nevermind you can call him jim as much as you like
i'll just go with whichever name he prefers
can't we just have cute girls doing cute things and then just make the magazine entirely about that
sorry bout that wonk
wonk is fine, thanks
his NAME is James "Damned Bro of shotafics" Dambro
James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt hiding under bleachers
it's called dengeki daiou
when did the bleachers become part of the story
that trip took a whole 3 minutes to find i hope you appreciate the single post i made with it
do you have an even worse memory than i do or do you just lie a lot
the thing around when it happened was that they found you underneath bleachers playing a zelda game or something
i do not remember that at all
thats not even remotely what went down so it’s no wonder i dont remember the stories people were telling
just wanna commit a crime bros
I have to say I really enjoy watching “Glee,” “A Very Potter Musical,” and the “Vlog Brothers.” Not ashamed to admit it, either!
where's shota daru and loli moeka
[in shota daru voice] loli for the win!
iirc he skipped class to play dark souls on his laptop under the bleachers
jim you have a bad memory
some days i regret helping to fragment jrpg general into balkanized series-specific threads
i dont even lnow what youre talking about
do you mean i did that regularly or that was when they found me
i dont even know whag you think the story is at this point
it's your fault nepgen exists
think about that
you spent all your student loans on starbucks
okay yeah but thats a separate issue
no this was part of your plan you were going through, i dont know if you actually did it or not
>im going to flirt with my classmate, skip class and play dark souls under the bleachers, and go into the woods to slit my wrists and die
someone post the suicide note
you were also on drugs during the suicide attempt i think
that mustve been me describing the the ghost of my plan
my day only sort of worked out like that
i definitely did do drugs under the bleachers so you’re not entirely full of shit when you think you know what happened
i havent read the note in a while so i could be completely wrong
at least im at a point in my life where i look back on my suicidal period as embarrassing
yeah but the note doesnt describe what happened either
i wrote that halfway through
and i was also on many drugs
it took me a second to realize that that was her hand and her vagina just wasn't horrifically disfigured
i can't wait to reach the point where i find this current period of life embarrassing
change starts with you, right now
i dont think thats her hand though
nah, time to fap to breedingduties.tumblr.com
i hope you dont die first
*cohen edenfield voice*
Im a nonthreatening comedy boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a queer antifa i sympathize i’m making a video game. I took gender studies and im making a video game I know what ‘nonbinary’ means. Man I just wish a bunch of hot mean women would beat me up today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re feeling the urge to be dommed by a powerful lady? One queer to another. Just normal sfw discussion over here. What do you think of this unlabeled image of a reylo fanart? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its feminism? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m making a queer antifascist game right now. Liveblogging my queer antifascist video game.
any sex pestery i am alleged to have done no longer represent me as a person
wonk have you ever jerked off to davekat
what do you think of this unlabeled image of a blue elf baby? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its detailed 3D rendering?
all hope is lost and only sponge can save us now
a solid substitute
he grew to be very strong and handsome
let’s get to the fucking bottom of this
now we are fucking cooking.
blue alien baby was my priest in sword city
no clue what that is but that's fucking epic
a pretty dry dungeon crawl that is somewhat redeemed by using custom portraits on the pc version
i'm sorry i even tried to find the source
none of this compares to that epic blue infant
or that serene yet mysterious and unsettling expression on xir face
holy shit i fucking love that
a shame the gameplay is dry because that screenshot is hilarious
hsg plays sword city when
made the grave mistake of playing wow again
i'd follow an lp with hsg portraits
me and my sister played some stanley parable togetherearlier
this epic feel but with warframe
isn't it a single player game?
yeah, we were just sitting next to eachother
she played for a bit and then i did
you know what?
i do want sans in smash.
i think i would just love the reaction of the smash purists
that would be delicious
but i also think sans is epic and worthy of being in smash. or maybe we just need six more fire emblem characters lol
what other characters do you think are "worthy of being in smash"
plasm wraith from pikmin 3, fawful, birdo, eridan
putting trump in smash to own the libs
eridan's final smash is him just playing the vriskagram flash animation
im no longer getting the free anime pussy ad
bill & hillary echo fighter for ice climbers
>epa says they're going to allow asbestos in building materials again
hey didn’t i say something a few months ago about how trump gutting the epa was really bad? haha. called it. isn’t that so cool, and definitely a solution to the problem at hand?
here they only banned these last year
i love letting billionaires rape the earth and everybody around me
borat voice very nice!
you will never guess which nation is still mass producing asbestos and stands to benefit enormously from this
does it start with an I?
>In 2015, 2 million tonnes of asbestos was mined worldwide. Russia was the largest producer with about 55% of the world total.
*dabs on the libbies' lungs*
fresh snaggage for the baggage
i'm having fun with the hot new game called Slap City™
you should buy it too!
i already have it , really fun
i got it as a gift tho
what does todd have to do with slap city tho
it's a meme, you dip
brawlout vs slap city
who ya got?
i missed yesterdays ran can you post it
who's this skinny bitch! i want Ran!
its a meme only id bethesda is involved YOU DIP
which 2hu would you fuck?
no you absloute dip it's a meme because Ludosity needs money BADLY
>Negan from TWD as a playable character in Tekken 7
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has..... shameless webms......
breh how long have you been here
guys im the crossie ask me something
God I wish that was me (petting the dog as well)
who here wants to pet me?
stop double posting
are you a qt doggo?
sponge these are some pretty weak deepfrys
what's your endgame
actually cackled @ this jejpost
some lo covers have naked girls on them
tbh the best lo cover is the one with the giant robot
spong link me that tranny comic of yours
regime change and/or civil war in Iran will be so peaceful! we’ll sanction our allies we don’t give a fuck!
we’re the nation of peace!
do you guys not mind having crossies anymore
Known lolicon, wesley martin
well ive ben here for 3months now am cool now
you still make offensively bad posts
uhhhh legal lolis
the finger family chinese psyop
known pedogod shoespit hick floor loli gun: sako smith
what is this abomination
machine generated content is the greatest psyop of them all
you can't be giving me shit when its still lolis you jerk off to bud
the fucking comments lmao
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jfc what is this channel
yeah but they're legal
they're still lolis
they're not real, their age is irrelevant
no i like legal adult women
ur barely a legal adult yourself
he likes legal fictional adult women that look like little girls
it's how the digital nomads who move to thailand make their 15k a year living expenses
sako thinks he can slander my good name
its not slander if it's true
spaceraft naming conventions ranked:
top tier: space shit (boeing starliner), named after cool space people (blue origin's new glenn)
good tier: cool concepts (endeavor, challenger), old gods and myths (orion, apollo)
okay i guess but fuck elon musk tier: mythical creatures (spacex dragon)
n. oral defamation, in which someone tells one or more persons an untruth about another, which untruth will harm the reputation of the person defamed.
you jerk off to lolis
this is not an untrue statement; therefore it is not slander
everyone here does
When everyone's a pedo, no one will be...
1) (Noun - plural: loli or lolis) A prepubescent girl; especially in Japanese anime/manga.
i dont jerk off to prepubescent girls, try again
good comics perspective
also unrelated note
read feast for a king
no theyll still be pedos
they're not prepubescent
they just LOOK prepubescent
and are drawn like them
*swipes blood off of katana made out of straws*
this is the dumbest fight i think ive ever seen
*brings mic to your lips*
adrift in a sea of pedos and eggs and everything in between
are you this stupid on purpose or what
clowns to the left of me
pedos to the right
*sits in the middle ever so slightly to left*
if im being serious, the actual difference is that they're actual adults that have matured instead of yknow, actual children
if im still a degenerate then whatever that's cool
>uhhhh but what about tomoko and futaba
tomoko is 17 i think and i've been jerking off to her ever since i was 13 so its okay
and i dont jerk off or waifu futaba anymore since shes literally an autistic sophomore in high school and i feel weird about that since im actually an adult now
this never works on me
my brain is either too epic or too tarded
>and i dont jerk off or waifu futaba anymore since shes literally an autistic sophomore in high school and i feel weird about that since im actually an adult now
what about poopydot
didnt give him googly eyes
okay the "reading books" meme is fucking weird
but the right really is using fahrenheit 451 in their weird marketing right now
claiming that they're the heroes in the book saving the world
heard it on talk radio
that wasn't meant to like, say the person in that picture was okay or whatever
i just thought it was weird that the right really is using F451
Here I am, sponging in the middle with you
i read the minecraft bible
ive never seen mention of it on /pol/
easy way to spot a leftist: they're illiterate
okay? i think AM radio reaches more people than /pol/ does, in any case
im just saying i never saw it on that corner of politics internet
we don't talk about the dark past
time to finally end those pesky libs
*gets hooked on phonics*
What's for lunch
might play p5 soon
ill finally have context for all the futabaposting
we had pizza
now is dinner time so it's chicken and salad
my dog keeps doing this thing lately where she licks obsessively for like 10 minutes straight
usually her feet are the target, but she doesn't discriminate
she licked the bedspread for so long yesterday that there was a dark wet mark bigger than her head
it's driving me fucking crazy for some reason
cuban sammie with congris
dogs lick when bored
she didn't do it before though, only the last couple of weeks
could she be growing bored with our simple suburban life
does anyone like su besides wonk?
that said, i haven't watched it in like a year
i dont get why a 35 year old man would get from watching a kids show
fallout 76 looks like the most boring shit
weslidot is canon, forever
why does she look so comfortable in there
just this morning i dissociated in the shower and wrote a better story for fallout 4
i forgot most of it, i shouldve written it down
but the impetus of it was "Nate is supposed to be a pre-war soldier, so he definitely executed hippies in the street. Instead of exploring bad fakeout kidnappings and fake robot racism, Fallout 4 couldve dealt directly with the ideals and ideas that led to the war in the first place, embodied by a man who had been there as it happened, and he could either change how he saw the war and himself or stay rigid in his beliefs in the government"
i think it woulda been neat
if you're gonna force a main character might as well make him an actual character
she is a dumb idiot and it is her box
only i can be the hero of a book
but what if generic protagonist man whos snarky sometimes
just this morning i dissociated in the shower and wrote a better story for fallout 4
i forgot most of it, i shouldve written it down
but the impetus of it was "fallout 4 except the lip synching isn't pitiful inexcusable ps2 level dogshit that ruins every scene"
if i could change one thing about fallout 4 it'd be that everything progressed as though no one had ever suggested voiced MCs
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and assassinate todd howard before he started working on skyrim
tree stars looked so fucking tasty you guys....
skyrim is good
don't lewd frieza
frieza ain't got no junk, you can't lewd him
Frieza is a saiyan cum-sock!
Frieza is cute!!!!! CUTE!!!!!!
final boss of wario ware gold is a rhythm game where u need to hear the music and time it right
guess ill give up here
how bout just like
gay frieza's alright
wtf couldn't hear ur final boss
im bad at it
i go too fast and miss the timing
just wanted an excuse to post this
That's Andrew Hussie
Way too good looking to be Hussie
me interviewing at whatpumpkin
i wonder exactly how much of the 3 mil went to renting that manhattan office building for all those months
fuck, i have to go to the dentist
is this explosion kid's mom
just take all your teeth out and get dentures
my jaw is still really sore from my dentist's appointment last weds
startin to think he fucked that shot up
i thought this was ben for a split second
I just need all my teeth to be replaced with one solid mass
i would unironically do that
replace your teeth with soft silicone dentures so you can suck dick better
replace you mouth with a fleshlight
i was watching a skyrim video and the guy had a female character model just sitting and looking blankly out of the screen for minutes at a time while he was doing commentary and after a long time i finally figured out that the female npc was supposed to be him and it was supposed to be like she was talking to the viewer and so i turned the video off
>i was watching a skyrim video
>tfw no bionic thrussy
cyberpunk future NOW
should i play gta or fighterz
damn, angel looks like that?
i wonder how much the even bigger one they mentioned once before abruptly firing everyone cost
you should link it
whatever dethrones ben faster
bulk mustard is really something you want rev's expertise on
you'll never guess what drumpf just did
phew, i remain uncucked
it's too hot and I have to unplug my computer to plug in the air conditioning
*unplugs the vore machine*
dont need any fillings but i have a few "on watch" and need prescription toothpaste
listening to all this news coverage about wildfires in California, it sounds like experts agree that fire season is year-round now
climate change is “happening” uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a lot quicker than I expected lol! guess that’s what happens when you ignore warnings for 50 goddamn years lmao!
guess I should move north so I don’t become a climate refugee
tangentially related to clean teeth: never start smoking
oh also i need to floss more
keep it up then
oh was that the guy that died
i was hoping it was the titty goomba guy
*dabs on fictitious dead children*
I've never really liked the nep girls that much but boy howdy compared to their sisters do i fucking love them.
*this but the nonfictional ones*
begone giantessfag menace
>One eensy-weensy detail that I like: the boy trapped under the giantess's ass is being assisted (futilely) by a girl instead of another boy. Femdom like this kinda looses its appeal when boys are surrounded by other boys.
you think frieza has cloaca?
other friezas gotta come from somewhere
is swimming phelps
also is that person actually esports
you know youve lost the argument when you post gore
yea like im suppose to research the age of every single character i beat off to despite not jerking specifically to their age or appearance
did you respond to the right post
haha wesley jerked off to a sexy 12 year old
>also is that person actually esports
yes he's the one and only Johnny Esports
ever heard of entrapment??
What cryptocurrency is this
now you're just some libby that i used to cuck
Speaking of entrapment
>Chicago police parked a truck full of nike sneakers in front of a basketball court to arrest any kids that went for them
whether you're right or wrong or they're right or wrong
no reason to post gore
you're right, in this instance, it's just an unfortunate coincidence
perhaps in the future be more discerning in your porn choices
you could do worse than jerking it to rika tbh
the goth one with gray twintails is cute
anyone who pays money for fallout 76 honestly needs to be
helped to the other side so to speak
just keep the morphine going if you pick up what i'm putting down
i cannot even conceive giving a shit about fallout 76
cannot even conceive wanting to play video games ever especially new ones
want more maduros
need more maduros
that's giving him far too much credit, he's just insane
so the toontroop uprising begins
thinkin bout watchin battle royale tonight, should i?
>people actually took him as a threat
Dare I ask what WWG1WGA means?
Where We Go One, We Go All
Some Qanon catchphrase apparently
why does the right pretend to take alex jones seriously?
because there are morons in this country that listen to alex jones and now vote because the globalists and pizza restaurants are running pedo rings
those voters will elect people on the right
qanon is such a bizarre thing
just like, a critical mass of people misunderstanding the internet propelling some random /pol/ shitposting to national importance
>phone has been randomly calling contacts
>find out if i turn off my phone screen while twisting the phone to the side it just automatically calls someone
Hussie is just pretending to be bad, it's an act.
they patently did
Read the book then check out the manga afterwords
The art is uhhhhh something
I actually bought the entire series for like 50 bucks when Waldenbooks shut down years ago lol
who's the one with the star shirt
wwsd (what would sponge do)
im going to be able to play guilty gear tomorrow and ill have my kirino fig
did they let you wear headphones at your factory job
i epic miss my epic drunkard brain damaged infantile mom who destroyed my epic life but she epic loved me unconditionally and no one else ever will
STAR ROBBED JERMA
STAR ROBBED JERMA
EVERYONE WANTED TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
from the very depths of the omniverse
from the darkest reaches
from the upmost edge of reality
i summon the entity created upon the expiration of our universe: gay ben
>tfw someone is asking me to hang out
i am the 5th worst poster on hsg
make way for 1st bestposter
>roasted bread comes out, comatose on a hospital bed
Machamp can T-Pose and Do It To Em at the same time.
*toddles in2 thrad*
what a wild world we would live in if people didn't have broadcast voices
>the only roguelike i'm even close to finishing is dead cells
it's a good game, but i'm useless
That's not a picture of me
imagine caring about nintendo directs
*bounces off head*
how bad are they gonna fuck up the next metroid
Samus Returns was pretty good though
Sakamoto stopped doing gang weed
that just came out of beta right
i kind of wish they didn't abandon their online games, i liked them
yeah i guess this is the full release . they also put it out on switch.
skyr and sparkling water
Couldnt convince mom printable guns are impratical to commit crimes
maybe the execution, but its tumblr so
it's only the idea that is bad
they're impractical now, just like machining a lower receiver for the rifle parts you just happened to have lying around is impractical, but it's still bad
i'm having one of those in this world there is no kind of days
waiting for csi to show a printable gun murder
brap sign: border of shid and fard
i want to pet you on the head, roxykitten
all CSI shows have been cancelled, my friend
no, but it was a pharmaceutical factory
Jehovah's Witnesses are just pissed because they don't get birthday gifts
They don't celebrate nonreligious holidays or give gifts whatsoever
They do Christmas and Easter but don't "celebrate" they just spend the entire day in church as opposed to the usual three fourths of their day and think extra hard about god
go for the three-fer, it bears repeating
giant tiddy zss and this samus from MP2 are dating
was the person who posted that mlm-style crypto a few weeks ago an outsider or one of us
seems like an outsider thing to do, but he posted like he was a native
was it wes
i dont post crypto
i want to mock you again
you should've listened i cashed out and am rich now!
(laughing on loser)
no clicky on linky
the skeleton of what looks like a forum
hand in your gamer badge thats from mp1
>3 Mar-a-Lago members are issuing guidance to the U.S. Dept of Veterans Affairs
what the fuck
was it? i couldn't remember
someone's mad they missed the ground floor
based and violetpilled
our democracy is dying but rosemary is still good
nah, it isnt
what should homestuck replace? ulysses?
oh there's some good bait in here
what do you know
you like cronus
(the joke is that i do too)
bone was very epic but i dont think it serves a greatest achievement slot
i could be wrong
i haven't read the comic since middle school
i dont like him, but he'd probably be a good fuck
t. thought terry was from final fight
Disregarding how bad this list is otherwise I've gotta say The Great Gatsby is a fuckin awful book. Replace that shit with the greatest novel ever, Pride and Prejudice.
You had me until Gone Home
I miss skepticarcher
How did it end? My school's library never got the last volume.
did the rat creatures ever get their quiche?
on an unrelated note
Isn't he like a 900 year old virgin
remember when there were people who drew for homestuck that weren't embarassing
>ywn help eridan re-dye his hair when the purple starts to fade out, your fingers stroking through his soft, jet-black hair as he closes his eyes and hums contently
oof you're putting me on the spotlight here
they save the world and the bone brothers go back to boneville with their pet rat creature
i dont remember jack shit except for the part where theres ghost bubbles where people vanish from reality if they go into it and the girl trying to pull people out of it
it's not dyed you tard
i mean, rufioh's hair has the red highlights, which are far off from his blood color
caption: I love this dramatic fish bitch. Alexa, play ‘Under the Sea’
those abominations of horns......
>seeing porn where a character exclaims "gog"
god that's a good trip
>in a relationship
>sollux is there
way to kill it off real quick
thanks it took a whole 3 minutes to find
i don't like how inconsistent it is though
sollux wants his fish dick but he's too tsundere to admit it
eridan/sollux in any capacity makes me want to die
better believe it
erisol is bad but i'll defend erikar forever
hot take: sollux and feferi are lesser characters used to supplement eridan's character
back to the good tastes, thanks
start posting homestuck
i'm starting to enjoy squid biscuits art
lock me up and throw away the key
let's talk about literally anything else
hey quick question
i just noticed some pics i dont remember saving
what's the deal with eridan/dirk
does that even make sense
hsg what did you have for dinner tonight
it was sort of cute when it wasn't their weird fetishes
eridan bad though
what, like stensgate
talk about homestuck
homemade carne asada quesadilla
made in a microwave with sliced cheese but still
the carne asada was good
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Simon's in Smash, the website page with the music tracks accidentally had a bloody tears remix lel
chicken tacos with refried beans and flour tortillas
buh buh buh baste
eridans face in the last one lmfao
okay but did the big rat friends get their quiche?
Did the video have a unique castlevania logo or just a musical note or whatever
haha epic, I've wanted Alucard since like Brawl, but Simon is just as good.
bone is worth rereading as an adult
segue into another good karkat ship
eridan's nose in that last panel
They would have put Simon's logo on the vid for the song if he was in. The songs for series that arent actually represented get the note logo. Simon ain't in. Maybe as an assist trophy or something.
when do they actually fucking play the song instead of talking about it
although karkat x anything seems to work for some reason
never mind, I'm retarded.
Who cares I've heard bloody tears before
It was an error because the song is "Galaga Medley" which is from Galaga and has no series franchise so it's just a music note. The only thing that changed is the title of the unlisted youtube video
We actually haven't heard the remix at all. All we have is
"Bloody Tears/Monster Dance"
its tough being a waluigifag knowing he'll never be a playable character in smash
there was some other thread (probably fake) with some encryption shit or something that said it would be Simon, Some dude from Tekken, Lloyd Irving, Isabelle, and waddle dee.
is there a pdf somewhere
Heihachi Mishima? he's been a rumored guy just due to fan support
Fuck waddle dee
Im gonna be so mad if we get a new kirby character and thats it
what if it was prince fluff
There is no fuckin way heihachi is making it in
every newcomer must be a loli
oh also, there's a leaker who leaked Snake, Ice Climbers, no cut characters, and Ridley at E3 before E3 happened.
he has also leaked Simon Belmont (which now seems likely), along with Isabelle, some sort of Minecraft representation (he wasn't sure if it would be a stage or a character, probably a stage), and a Gen VII Pokemon that isn't Lycanroc, Decidueye, or Mimikyu (he believes it will be Incineroar)
I think marx would be epic.
If incineroar is in i'm going to hunt down sakurai
>sakurai apologizes for his red eyes
>one of the leaked songs in the medley was bloody tears
i think it'd be hilarious if steve minecraft got into smash
the anger would sustain me for weeks
which would have a worse reaction, steve minecraft or sans undertale
on /v/ and maybe tumblr? sans
i think steve would probably have a different but comparable level of hatred though
MeGaLovania would be epic as a stage theme though
or battle against a true hero or something
steve has nothing to do with nintendo so it would only me met with despair
for me it's the mcsans
if you could be guaranteed to add one newcomer to smash, who would you insert
for me, its professor layton
>steve has nothing to do with nintendo so it would only me met with despair
minecraft is on the switch
it has more to do with nintendo than cloud or ryu does, for sure
i'd probably go for the character that has the least chance of getting in so probably raymoo or marisa or something
cloud should have been sora imo, what with dream drop distance being on the 3DS and all
ryu was on nintendo and so would cloud if they didnt abandon the n64 version
according to wiki hes a cameo on two nintendo games
dream drop distance is garbage though
at least make it com or 358, those are slightly less garbage
i wish radiation would put in a thing that let you replay the game in-narrative
Oneshot had a nice work around for that
remember when james bond was briefly considered for the original smash
i either close my windows and cook alive in my room or open them and wake up at 6 AM because of the noise outside
i csnt fucking win
Ryu represents fighting games as a whole and SF2 was huge on the SNES
Cloud is the Sonic of Smash 4
oh whoops, that was for melee, not the original
dont forget final fantasy was born on the famicom and everything
i'm not saying they don't deserve to be in the game, i don't really care for the credentials of that much, but i was just saying that minecraft has much more reason to be in the game than some of the other 3rd party characters
Simon is lit ( hope they use chad blonde Simon and not anime redhead Simon) but I really think Isabelle is pointless and stupid
Incineroar would be a good grappler. Fuck le Emo hoodie bird
If Steve gets in I'm not buying the game. A minecraft stage is okay
I don't want decidueye in either (though it's a better pokemon than incineroar).
If we need a gen 7 mon make it golisopod or bewear or something.
dragon quest better make it before fukken tekken
what if spongebob gets confirmed
I haven't watched much of the dubbed anime but I wonder if they keep bewear's KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII thing and just make it BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No it fucking does it. Minecraft came to Nintendo platforms after it was on everything else, from iPods to Playstations to computers to Xboxes
Final Fantasy and SFII were deeply associated with Nintendo during the 16 bit era
and ff7 has nothing to do with nintendo, and ff in general has had little do with nintendo since, albeit the good games (i.e. non-mainline) are on nintendo consoles
Why would we get a random ass bug type? Because it's cool? It's a marketed pokemon
I could see Bewear though
isabelle will probably be an echo fighter for villager (i hope)
i want alolan marowak for a gen 7 rep
to be fair, golisopod was guzma's main pokemon
Cloud should've been Black Mage but he's more popular while representing FF as a whole
Steve is just autism. His look wouldn't even fit
I know she'll be an Echo. She's still pointless and shit
It was the frontliner for the team leader and he's epic.
>Steve is just autism. His look wouldn't even fit
would you say the same for mr game and watch before he came out
i think it would be neat to see the dig dug guy in smash as the "out of left field" newcomer
not to defend cletus but G&W looks like he did in his games
an accurate representation of steve would be pretty bad.
pac man had pac man world too
No because game and watch has a smooth design that from the side doesn't look too out of place when you're fighting. Steve's voxel based anatomy would look strange doing punches and kicks and flips where it has to bend at the hips, spine, elbows and knees etc.
Also Game and Watch has something to do with Nintendo and Steve basically has nothing to do with Nintendo
A minecraft stage would be comfy though
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some needs to rewatch this epic
i'd be interested in seeing a funky kong echo for DK
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i'll raise you with this
It would pretty much just be a worse version of the mario maker stage, probably
The music would be cool though
Yeah I don't want it at all it'd look like that
tbh if theyre gonna have echo fighters i'd prefer that they go crazy with em
I think Im gonna "main" kirby now
It's impossible for me to pick just one or two characters in Smash. I gotta have at least like 10 dudes I regularly cycle through as well as occasionally using pretty much everyone else
i should stop going on r9k
the guy from takeshi's challenge for smash
the ball from katamari damacy
Would be a sick assist trophy but I dont think its possible
is there a penis under those panties
ohhhh i don’t know :)
>that new mangadex layout
I love Smoker Girl
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen. When she giggles it's the most adorable thing ever, and I love hearing it.
She's so pretty, ask me question about her and how much I love her and I'll do my best to answer them
Put Richter in Smash instead of Simon
Make Maria part of his final smash or an assist trophy
post smoker girl already or shut up
she finally got a clue and hid that terrible mantorso
put kokoro belmont in smash
put kokoro tripfag in smash
Actually yeah, if they put a belmont in, put in several as the same character (like olimar/alph)
but me can't sleep because ear infection HURTS
have I ever showed you guys an actual picture of smoker girl?
transgender AU smoker girl
Who is this, sponge?
I'm pretty sure there is
you wanna know so you can DM her some weird obtuse nonsense?
No, but if you're going to post her repeatedly she should be getting ad revenue from you.
Is this part of a comic, or...
i just want to suck a trenis
>Bless Online is 67% off already
>"maaaan, i wish i could share the manga i follow on Mangadex"
>2 days later MD add the option to share your manga list