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File: df875f0ec27e377⋯.jpg (55.94 KB, 750x428, 375:214, df875f0ec27e37745957b5d3f1….jpg)

 No.1246064

 No.1246066

File: 8521d0e08c5e910⋯.png (1.75 MB, 2000x3600, 5:9, illust_70032199_20180806_0….png)


 No.1246067

File: 19c87b0c3896482⋯.png (357.59 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tumblr_pd18v4ItGy1xcs1oqo1….png)


 No.1246068

>>1246066

I can dig it


 No.1246071

File: 264b0e8cc0e0ada⋯.png (322.15 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, 100__grove_by_mythicalcrea….png)


 No.1246072

>>1246070

imagine being this johns


 No.1246073

>>1246072

Smash player please go


 No.1246074

>>1246066

Big and good

>>1246067

Bad


 No.1246075

>>1246072

fuck off back to smash


 No.1246076

it is completely unsurprising a smash player is defending disrespect and poor sportsmanship in the fgc

why dont you fuck off back to your own toxic stale community


 No.1246080

>>1246076

and now i'm a smash player? ok.

if i beat you at dbfz, are you gonna say it's only because my smash-player-ness made you uncomfortable?

i'll wavedash my way up to the stage for an instant win!


 No.1246081

see, this is why i dont bother with the eff gee cee at all

its all jerks and people arguing about those jerks and everyone has their head up their own ass


 No.1246082

>>1246080

"No johns" is a smash thing and you've been saying it non-stop


 No.1246083

File: 90d51e9987f30d1⋯.png (63.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, illust_28097533_20180802_1….png)


 No.1246084

>>1246081

remember what i said about esports being cancerous like a day or two ago and clet got up his ass about how it wasn't esports

this is why esports are bad


 No.1246085

File: ced851e075d82d0⋯.png (13.45 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246086

>>1246082

no johns hasn't been a smash only thing for years

although i can switch to "no being a big bitch baby take your champ and like xim you crying little infant" if that would help you


 No.1246087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this was the highlight of the entirety of EVO


 No.1246088

There's pee drops on the work toilet seat yet again


 No.1246089

>>1246085

Anyone else wanna fire a cannonball at this


 No.1246090

>>1246085

Is this yours


 No.1246092


 No.1246093

File: 59e9ee3aeec6a1f⋯.jpg (89.29 KB, 1080x722, 540:361, IMG_20180806_084900.jpg)


 No.1246094

>>1246090

no it's a friends

the i'd like some of the figures though, like the abyssal, kanna, remilia, and nep


 No.1246095

>>1246093

why are the guys girls too

why does jirou look more masculine than the boys


 No.1246096

File: e286b32fc6f8e2f⋯.jpeg (254.57 KB, 750x640, 75:64, 98A8853D-0CE6-4EEB-AA3A-4….jpeg)

File: 17b5731814386de⋯.jpeg (263.9 KB, 750x640, 75:64, AD1DDEA8-07A6-4019-A826-3….jpeg)

>accusing your political opponents of committing the crimes youve admitted to doing

>”collusion isnt a crime but clinton is definitely guilty of it”

a bold move

so is quoting an NRA spokesperson on an investigation that he would know nothing about

let’s see how it works out for him


 No.1246097

>>1246095

because female coslayers are more common than male cosplayers?


 No.1246098

the real question is: how many of them were johnkarkat shippers?


 No.1246099

>>1246098

You mean John Karkat the homestuck boy?


 No.1246100

File: cdae3f85ee0d812⋯.png (47.7 KB, 503x211, 503:211, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246101

>>1246096

The "it's not a crime but hildawg is guilty of it" is really funny and I love it


 No.1246102

>>1246085

cwinge


 No.1246103

>>1246101

it just keeps getting better with the addition of "we definitely did it too"


 No.1246104

>KNOW that mueller is investigating the circumstances around the release of Don Jr's statement about the trump tower meeting

>tweet a statement that directly contradicts that statement and directly implies that you, donald trump, lied while dictating that statement

5D TETROMINOES


 No.1246105

catlady mind


 No.1246106

catlady mindset


 No.1246107

File: a6e4c59003935a3⋯.png (110.65 KB, 506x315, 506:315, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246108

cirnovich


 No.1246109

File: 2106414edf64e40⋯.png (4.94 MB, 2040x1510, 204:151, ClipboardImage.png)

remember when presidents golfing too much was a bad thing


 No.1246110

>>1246109

does trump thing he can just get rid of the debt by waving his hands

somewhat more pertinently, does garrison think he can do that?


 No.1246111

>>1246110

yeah

that's what all the "audit the fed" folks are like

once they destroy the fed all our problems will be solved because wall street will be in charge of saving us


 No.1246112

you can tell because the fed is regularly audited on several levels, because of course it is


 No.1246113

File: aa720f0264d37c3⋯.png (2.23 MB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no blue gf


 No.1246114

i want to commission ben garrison to draw vore porn


 No.1246115

File: 32de8aab12c9cdd⋯.gif (109.06 KB, 209x193, 209:193, [HONKING INTENSIFIES].gif)

>Nep 2 has a "genocide" ending

>It's actually really easy to end up there on accident and there's roughly a 25% chance of doing it

>Unless you have backup saves to at least 2 bosses ago you're stuck in genocide and just have to go around killing the rest of the main characters


 No.1246116

>>1246115

This is the first time anything has made me even consider wanting to play one of those games


 No.1246117

>>1246100

What is this from


 No.1246118

>>1246114

you'd have to dress it up in some sort of political symbolism but that wouldnt be hard

the swamp trying to swallow trump or something

>>1246115

neat


 No.1246119

shut up


 No.1246120

us corp good


 No.1246121

File: 7628bb9e218823d⋯.png (53.69 KB, 92x352, 23:88, ClipboardImage.png)

wes...............................


 No.1246122

>>1246118

oh i like that

a sexy swamp slime giantess


 No.1246123

>>1246122

except it's clinton


 No.1246124

>>1246123

Aaaahh!!!!


 No.1246125

>>1246123

aaah!!!


 No.1246126

great now i just imagined the crazy cartoon hillary face on one of the great fairies from ocarina of time

and now you have to, too


 No.1246127

File: 5a57685ab99fb42⋯.png (915.99 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Eridan_BodyPillow_Vertical….png)

cute


 No.1246128

File: d275673b67ea8ab⋯.png (10.23 KB, 353x74, 353:74, ClipboardImage.png)

this is simultaneously surprisingly and yet completely expected of rev


 No.1246129

simultaneously suprising, not surprisingly


 No.1246130

>>1246128

that image but unironically


 No.1246131

>>>>>unfairly


 No.1246132

>>>>>>>>>>censored


 No.1246133

>>1246128

he's right


 No.1246134

>>1246133

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


 No.1246135

>>1246134

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


 No.1246136

File: a5bc0f54b9d945f⋯.gif (1.59 MB, 562x446, 281:223, tumblr_nahemp9vnp1s27j91o1….gif)

File: 6d8bdca0814bff5⋯.png (347.18 KB, 625x855, 125:171, tumblr_oqmvms2iW31shyjvro1….png)


 No.1246137

File: c6a65ae71a819c9⋯.png (393.11 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 346aa2639436d87⋯.png (161.15 KB, 288x288, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

will you take the epic path or the loli path


 No.1246138

i just bought guilty gear and im going to main may


 No.1246139

File: 9aef95505779f83⋯.png (264.8 KB, 750x400, 15:8, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1246138

sako..............


 No.1246140

ashley>skull kid>who the fuck cares>punchman>goddess girl from kid icarus


 No.1246141

>>1246139

shes cute


 No.1246142

File: e4baa1095dc9a56⋯.png (438.04 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246143

File: 344b4acd3828c9a⋯.png (136.81 KB, 778x426, 389:213, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1246141

rams way cuter


 No.1246144

File: 075f0d0de628bc6⋯.png (880.02 KB, 607x909, 607:909, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246145

File: 274e2306a3ac2c9⋯.png (2.48 MB, 1280x1807, 1280:1807, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246146

File: 7af067794cb7dfc⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1804x1200, 451:300, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246147

File: 5beb819643fd7e5⋯.png (43.08 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 70041023_p0.png)


 No.1246148

ffak upd8 WHEN


 No.1246149

>>1246148

kosmic is in the middle of moving right now so it might be a while


 No.1246150

>>1246149

oh okay

thats nice i hope it goes well for them

time to collect more reaction faces


 No.1246151

Moving into the toilet lol


 No.1246152

previous address: the lower intestine lol


 No.1246153

kosmic never made two fraudulent kickstarters to milk his fans!!


 No.1246154

>>1246153

i get a medium sized lol out of the fact that hussie made a second kickstarter account so people would be less aware of the hiveswap one


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 No.1246156

i want his shark teeth to nip on my lower lip


 No.1246157

>>1246153

Hard to use a computer when you're doo doo


 No.1246158

i hope hussie is reduced to desperately whoring himself out to his fans at conventions


 No.1246159

>>1246158

we’ll know that happened when he stops wearing obnoxious funnyman clothes and instead starts dressing as dave


 No.1246160

New era: boomer huss


 No.1246161

>>1246159

what's the difference


 No.1246162

>>1246160

he can't be one without kids


 No.1246163


 No.1246164


 No.1246165

yep, problem sleuth sure was a good webcomic. they don't make em like they used to.


 No.1246166

>>1246165

i wish he'd made more comics like that, but im kind of glad he didnt

more whistles when?


 No.1246167

revvers don't die

they stalk and murder benjamin scharfenstein


 No.1246168

*pours yet another one out for the forums*


 No.1246169

>>1246154

did they really use a different account for the sbahj one?


 No.1246170

>>1246168

remember when viz bought the site and they made the forums redirect and people thought that meant it was coming back


 No.1246171

>>1246169

Yeah it says it was made by SBAHJ productions on the kickstarter


 No.1246172

>>1246169

the undefined moneypit that eventually produced hiveswap is "MS Paint Adventures"

the book is "SBAHJ Probuctions"


 No.1246173

>>1246170

literally every time they do anything at all there's always someone going 'hey maybe this means the forums will be back'


 No.1246174

he's got someone on the team who's good with corporate entities, i think


 No.1246175

>>1246174

if only he had someone on the team who's even remotely good with money


 No.1246176

>>1246174

[in jock voice] uhhh, in english poindexter?


 No.1246177

>>1246175

if only the bark on the trees was as soft as the skies

listen, dont make yourself sad by imagining how amazing a $2.5 million homestuck video game mightve been

it's not worth the anguish


 No.1246178

>>1246176

*pokes pencil through 100 dollar bill*


 No.1246179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1246180

maybe it would've been a an actual continuation of the comic, marking a new chapter in the saga of multi--media interactive comics

maybe it would've been sburb, a clean session

maybe if it had gone well the comic would have ended without huge hiatus' fucking it up

who knows

not worth thinking about


 No.1246181

(grant voice) forgot m yflag


 No.1246182

>>1246170

that one was bad because it was like

the furthest thing from bringing the forums back

it was literally the last step of completely decommissioning the forums. people were cheering about the forums coming back as viz very clearly lined up the killshot.


 No.1246183

>>1246182

the forums died years ago that was just them burying the corpse that hussie never bothered to hide


 No.1246184

THIS IS FOR YOU, MSPAF

*blows up Viz's Main Building*


 No.1246185

>>1246182

>lined up the killshot

no

at that point they were putting the grass on top of the grave


 No.1246186

homestuck movide tdirected by uwe boll


 No.1246187

unironically homestuck movie directed by taika waititi


 No.1246188

homestuck movie directed by james gunn with consultation from me


 No.1246189

someone post the homestuck movie image


 No.1246190

a homestuck movie should not be made without input from sponge


 No.1246191

*sponge's homestuck movie starts playing*

*"Land of Throats and Teeth" fades in immediately*


 No.1246192

six minute montage of roxy sounding mouthpics to half the cast


 No.1246193

*sending


 No.1246194

homestuck movie directed by jodorowski


 No.1246195

i take it back i take it back


 No.1246196

homestuck series created, written, directed, and starring dan harmon


 No.1246197

>>1246195

what did you think would happen


 No.1246198

homestuck acts 1-4 movie written and directed by adam sandler

with sandler as john, leslie jones as jade, eddie murphy as dave, and potato as rose


 No.1246199

>>1246196

imagine harmon using the power of tumblr to ask underage homestuck cosplayers for feet pics


 No.1246200

>>1246137

Loli path cus i dont care about stalkid

rip springman


 No.1246201

oh wait i read it as Dan Schneider


 No.1246202


 No.1246203

>>1246201

I wouldn't put it past Harmon to do the same tbh


 No.1246204

>>1246147

大当!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.1246205

File: b383a727c557779⋯.png (235.9 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, 30.png)


 No.1246206

File: b1cfa3322594742⋯.png (708.46 KB, 610x670, 61:67, ClipboardImage.png)

>Get ready for amber waves of pain

11/10


 No.1246207

homestuck sitcom on nickelodeon starring the cast of homestuck on earth c, directed by dan "family man" schneider


 No.1246208

File: 75ad0aa86f3eb48⋯.png (939.57 KB, 1108x1000, 277:250, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8eb99665215f402⋯.png (1.27 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7ea8b16470d87c4⋯.png (19.88 KB, 270x228, 45:38, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1246205

slap city memes give me life

do you play rivals too


 No.1246209

terezi's pouring ketchup all over her feet while the camera pans closer to the shot


 No.1246210

File: b74b0946252974b⋯.png (167.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, The weak should fear the s….png)


 No.1246211

File: 4265f65773dce08⋯.png (205.95 KB, 794x597, 794:597, Image.png)

>>1246208

no i'm playing the other Ludosity games


 No.1246212

File: 5c741217f704abe⋯.png (181.87 KB, 754x431, 754:431, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246213

File: e3f66a7be034776⋯.jpg (143.99 KB, 1280x812, 320:203, 750c72d1-ec7e-4e8b-ab0a-11….jpg)

>human feet with paws

why


 No.1246214

File: a08a36696c1e47f⋯.jpg (877.51 KB, 1520x940, 76:47, 8eeb3c1283f4667b496a52ad88….jpg)


 No.1246215

8ch.net/search.php?search=brap+city&board=homosuck

ahem...

brap city.


 No.1246216

>have to get an mri

>hospital charges me $500 at the time

>later charges me $700 later for the same mri

>"oh we just didn't charge you enough the first time :)"

>then the fucking mri company sends me another, separate bill

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.1246217

>>1246216

what happens if you ignore it


 No.1246218

>>1246217

they repo your brain


 No.1246219

>>1246217

bad credit ostensibly

which is a no go because i gotta buy a new house soon


 No.1246220

homestuck on broadway


 No.1246221

File: 2916777498b1558⋯.png (109.62 KB, 836x955, 836:955, broadway_karkat_by_nekokyu….png)


 No.1246222

>>1246221

thanks i hate it


 No.1246223

>>1246222

do you not know the legend of broadway karkat

because man it's a doozy


 No.1246224

>>1246223

i do not, please enlighten me


 No.1246225

File: 380b8d1bc90b2f7⋯.png (9.57 KB, 164x200, 41:50, broadway_karkat_by_mew_tra….png)

File: b7091feff21994f⋯.png (552.87 KB, 900x900, 1:1, broadway_karkat_by_hottang….png)

File: e9f049ab59c5b07⋯.png (353.19 KB, 800x800, 1:1, did somebody say.png)

File: 747d707afe40c75⋯.png (420.95 KB, 800x800, 1:1, broadway_karkat_album_cove….png)

File: a07b56cf73d55e0⋯.png (593.01 KB, 585x800, 117:160, tumblr_m1uwngo4z41qejbf0o1….png)


 No.1246226

>>1246225

never mind


 No.1246227

>>1246074

based and redpilled


 No.1246228

>>1246224

someone may be able to tell it better than me, but basically:

>guy rps as broadway karkat

>other people like the character and use him in fics/fanart

>guys flips the fuck out and demands they stop

>people don't understand why he's so upset

>guy proclaims that he doesn't just rp as broadway karkat, he identifies as broadway karkat. for all intents and purposes, he IS broardway karkat and has been since the day he was born

>and so by using broadway karkat without his permission, they are basically forcing him as a person to do things against his will


 No.1246229

>bank snuck in a delayed credit card charge after i paid just to hit me with a late fee

all these assaults on my credit score when i actually fucking need it

i will fucking kill


 No.1246230

1d8path traveler


 No.1246231

>>1246109

uhhh is that a motherfucking gravity falls reference


 No.1246232

>>1246109

The dollar signs as nipples is a nice touch


 No.1246233

>>1246232

it's the drawn on abs that get me

like a giant pyramid monster isn't big and tough enough

gotta have abs too

and big pecs


 No.1246234

>>1246216

IN THE LAND OF THE

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.1246235

thank god america is free of the scourge of universal healthcare


 No.1246236

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fishfucker listen to this


 No.1246237

>>1246236

do i have to


 No.1246238

Seeing people you knew in high school on tinder is fucked up


 No.1246239

>>1246238

my friends actively try to find people they know irl on fetlife

i don't understand why you would want to know a guy you've got to work with every day is into daddy play, but ok


 No.1246240


 No.1246241

>>1246240

that was tough


 No.1246242

File: 647cae071069168⋯.jpg (56.89 KB, 830x530, 83:53, IMG_20180806_115851.jpg)

What did he mean by this?


 No.1246243

can we just ban all politics posting

or at the very least jim and rev


 No.1246244

File: f9a04b321dd1443⋯.jpg (94.43 KB, 900x900, 1:1, IMG_20180806_084153.jpg)


 No.1246245

File: e58f1688a875ae7⋯.jpg (119.43 KB, 874x660, 437:330, 1533575205618.jpg)


 No.1246246

>>1246245

god damn i hope my tits never look like that

lads we've gotta be doing pec exercises...


 No.1246247

>>1246245

>Babylon 5 box in the bag

Like pottery


 No.1246248

fall of the final egalitarian universalist


 No.1246249

File: da900d87dbff6d9⋯.jpg (85.66 KB, 960x960, 1:1, IMG_20180806_010934.jpg)


 No.1246250


 No.1246251

>>1246245

you dont need a six pack just dont have sweet potato titties...............


 No.1246252

File: c961eb877a030d0⋯.png (159.77 KB, 360x240, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246253

>>1246248

this i so sad alexa can we nuke israel


 No.1246254

File: 74fa7a2b1a4beb0⋯.jpg (80.14 KB, 898x756, 449:378, IMG_20180806_000147.jpg)

This is so sad, Cletus' perfect match but she's only into horse genitalia


 No.1246255

>>1246254

she's not amputated though


 No.1246256

>>1246254

why is she a perfect match

i like centaurs not crazy horse girls


 No.1246257

>>1246255

Can't see her legs, she could be a double amputee


 No.1246258

File: e67fe724d17a07b⋯.png (717.23 KB, 898x756, 449:378, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1246257

>Can't see her legs, she could be a double amputee

she's also, you know, standing


 No.1246259

revs dad jokes are an important part of the broth


 No.1246260

>>1246259

are the facebook soccer mom posts about whatever fox told her that morning also an important part of the broth


 No.1246261

i read cool's titty series and i've gotta say he's got some phenomenal taste


 No.1246262

rev wonk fusion

aka

jimmy fender


 No.1246263

a rev wonk fusion would just be a completely normal person whose deaf in one ear


 No.1246264

File: aac9ea597054025⋯.jpg (335.67 KB, 1080x1892, 270:473, aac9ea597054025cf08cbf86cb….jpg)


 No.1246265

i whosed instead of who'sing


 No.1246266

File: 35fd1669a1892dd⋯.jpg (60.21 KB, 693x663, 231:221, 1469586070768.jpg)

>Next match for our weekly warhammer league has me playing an army i've never played with a far different playstyle than mine

>Opponent will be playing an army he's never used as well, but it is the faction regarded as top tier in the current meta

oh neptune


 No.1246267

>>1246264

this but unironically


 No.1246268

File: 0111f52e5665515⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, xwnnmcf97ad11.jpg)

>>1246266

you called?


 No.1246269

The👏Tribe👏Is👏Evil👏To👏The👏Core👏


 No.1246270

what kind of amputation is the sexiest?


 No.1246271

>>1246270

outie amputation


 No.1246272


 No.1246273


 No.1246274

>>1246270

Siamese twin


 No.1246275

>>1246270

ideology amputation


 No.1246276

File: 6a1df76f5711d92⋯.png (227.81 KB, 392x507, 392:507, Untitled.png)

would u snib it?


 No.1246277

>>1246275

also hot


 No.1246278

>>1246264

unironically this without the reptilian edit


 No.1246279

>>1246275

hottest if a new ideology is forcibly grafted on


 No.1246280

*sniff*


 No.1246281


 No.1246282

remember when ghost would talk about jerking off to tribal nudity?


 No.1246283

>>1246282

i only listen to nrx pods, not that libertarian shit


 No.1246284

File: 6e511e53a97f97b⋯.jpg (577.74 KB, 1080x4320, 1:4, 15327854082529.jpg)

AYO DIS NIGGAS EATING POPCORN


 No.1246285

File: f93621401d57770⋯.png (1.25 MB, 900x900, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1246282

epic thread


 No.1246286

>>1246282

tribal nudity is the definition of sexless how could you fap to it

also who


 No.1246287

>>1246286

i mean i've jerked off to normal selfies before

& the epic host of true capitalist radio


 No.1246288

>>1246287

>true capitalist radio

im sure thats thrilling


 No.1246289

File: 09e8d991046bba5⋯.jpg (94.37 KB, 750x741, 250:247, 09e8d991046bba5a6e254014d1….jpg)


 No.1246290

>>1246288

it's really fun when callers fuck with him

i miss his radio graffiti segments so much


 No.1246291

rev’s take on the alex jones situation is infuriatingly dumb and I wish he was here so I could tell him to his face


 No.1246292

>>1246291

no rev's got it


 No.1246293

>>1246292

he doesn’t and if you think he does you’re just as wrong as he is


 No.1246294

if you can't appreciate the hucksterish charms of jones i'd gladly behead while wearing a powdered wig balaclava


 No.1246295

>>1246294

it’s libel and harassment


 No.1246296

harassment = epic

libel = double epic


 No.1246297

>>1246295

these actors look so sad miku sing yukkurito


 No.1246298

File: ef6152507c74ea3⋯.jpg (47.52 KB, 500x437, 500:437, 299691774-18057832_1465430….jpg)


 No.1246299

>>1246296

stop that


 No.1246300

>>1246298

mm bigthink really makes you popper


 No.1246301

fuck you texas

and fuck your lone star beer


 No.1246302

>>1246262

Sounds like the name of a cartoon mc


 No.1246303

File: 6c83c7a7437718d⋯.jpg (106.61 KB, 987x669, 329:223, DifoE0BXsAAFn96.jpg)


 No.1246304

File: 19d90c098809df1⋯.jpg (139.94 KB, 400x500, 4:5, 20180119_103708.jpg)


 No.1246305

>>1246301

*sound of cans falling over in the background*


 No.1246306

>>1246304

purple is a good color


 No.1246307

File: 468824b777dd7d4⋯.png (530.56 KB, 939x480, 313:160, hy968lialnv01.png)


 No.1246308

>>1246307

Damb the dude who invented gravity is pretty dumb...


 No.1246309

jimmy is your average kid

who no one understands

mom and dad and wesley

and his cochlear implants

(muffled): bed, twerp!


 No.1246310

even gravity bows to the bogandoffs


 No.1246311

>>1246304

Thambro


 No.1246312

>>1246298

i like the cut of this man's jib


 No.1246313

File: ec0ec2a9cd68dfc⋯.png (5.83 KB, 437x112, 437:112, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246314

File: 0a7231344bd4a8b⋯.png (355.61 KB, 850x584, 425:292, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246315

File: 1ddbebb8f5c1ec5⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 120.06 KB, 497x372, 497:372, amii.gif)


 No.1246316


 No.1246317

Oops I shidded again


 No.1246318

this is a NO SHIDDING zone


 No.1246319

how do we fucking destroy all the anthropomorphized life problems and "adulting is hard" webcomics


 No.1246320

File: 7ecdbf18627c2a5⋯.jpg (131.96 KB, 960x544, 30:17, PS_Messages_20180806_15592….jpg)

could this be -- dare i say it -- our game?


 No.1246321

>>1246319

We gotta keep stealing their bikes


 No.1246322

>>1246245

did someone photoshop dwight schrutes face onto this man


 No.1246323

>>1246320

retarded pandering tumblr ironic weeb trash


 No.1246324

>>1246323

nice buzzwords


 No.1246325

i just wanted to type as many buzzwords as i could but also i'm not wrong either


 No.1246326


 No.1246327

shut up wesley


 No.1246328

the game is literally /v/ pandering


 No.1246329

https://www.popsquadhq.com/predators/

lets watch some pedos get confronted by some wannabe vigilante guy

no idea if there's any good freakouts or anything, just found out about this group


 No.1246330

iirc the guy used to post on agdg


 No.1246331

why the fuck do you idiots say it's tumblr pandering

they upfront say they get shit from 4chan

there's literally a dedicated 4chan-clone in the game that you read daily (which wesley posted)

if you're going to spew buzzwords at least spew the correct ones


 No.1246332

File: 533c9234a28a6fb⋯.jpg (66.54 KB, 900x729, 100:81, 1513568795890.jpg)


 No.1246333

>>1246331

uhhhhhhhhhhhh dumblr pixel graphics


 No.1246334

va11halla is good, actually


 No.1246335

U TUMBLR. U TUMBLR.


 No.1246336

wesley is shaking


 No.1246337

the teenager is pissed


 No.1246338

my bed just broke


 No.1246339

maybe if you stopped shaking it wouldn't have


 No.1246340

what's with this... racially ambiguous lost teen


 No.1246341

Curse ye hameha coming at you


 No.1246342

>>1246341

*throws cumsoda can at you*


 No.1246343

this is a tridrumpf


 No.1246344

i'm making a wall here

yuge success


 No.1246345

File: f07a041323be209⋯.png (630.03 KB, 1432x437, 1432:437, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246346

>>1246325

go back to /v/


 No.1246347

>>1246346

kill yourself loser


 No.1246348

Oh no, Thambro is about to get the infinity shotafics!


 No.1246349

>>1246348

at least try to be creative

the infinitely awful ships, maybe


 No.1246350

>>1246347

fuck off /v/tard


 No.1246351

>>1246349

but james, the shotafics?


 No.1246352


 No.1246353

>>1246352

the shotafics, james.


 No.1246354

shotafics, james?


 No.1246355

>>1246353

no, thank you


 No.1246356

Sleep Tight

Isla Harley

?

?

?


 No.1246357

james?

the shotafics?


 No.1246358

think of the shota(fic)s james


 No.1246359

>>1246358

i will not


 No.1246360

jim's a loli man now


 No.1246361

(he's thinkin about them rn)


 No.1246362

>>1246361

i assure you you think about shota more than i do

>>1246360

don't project


 No.1246363

i will now buy Slap City


 No.1246364

james the closet shotacon


 No.1246365

I remembered we happy few was a game


 No.1246366

>>1246365

so is it out now?

I thought it was out a year ago but it apparently wasn't cause i saw people talk about it coming out.


 No.1246367

>>1246365

>>1246366

yeah i remember my friend talking to me when the first bits of media were released for it and then it just dropped off the face of the map


 No.1246368

its called we happy few because only a few people were happy with that piece of shit lol


 No.1246369

par for the course james

how much do you regret making that shotafic post


 No.1246370

>>1246366

It comes out August 10th


 No.1246371

>>1246369

i don't even know what post you're talking about


 No.1246372

>>1246371

when you talked about how you used to read and enjoy shotafics but then stopped


 No.1246373

just had a nice nap


 No.1246374

File: 50860bcca2d29ba⋯.png (75.83 KB, 783x520, 783:520, ClipboardImage.png)

blargharble


 No.1246375

>>1246370

was it in early access or something?


 No.1246376

the shotafictors write the history books


 No.1246377


 No.1246378

>>1246372

nah, i mean, it's true

the whole point is pretty much "i got better and so can you"


 No.1246379

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

first teaser for the new season of ahs


 No.1246380

File: 46508caa007c726⋯.webm (6.14 MB, 854x480, 427:240, lunches.webm)


 No.1246381

>>1246375

Yeah it was, didn't hear too much about it besides how it was a generic crafting survival game


 No.1246382

Brushed my teeth and put on new underwear

That's enough adulting for today


 No.1246383

>>1246317

i played with your fart


 No.1246384


 No.1246385

something really infuriates me about the whole adulting thing

i think it's like

taking pride in doing something that you, in the same breath, are saying is something a human adult should be expected to do

like my friend's sister posted some pictures of an ikea bed frame she put together with a message like "totally adulting!" and it's like NIGGA


 No.1246386

>>1246385

It's one thing to take pride in meeting expectations but it's another to brag about it


 No.1246387

i think feeling positive about things that you do is good


 No.1246388

>>1246387

lol you would


 No.1246389

surprised jim hasn't talked about rick gates yet


 No.1246390

>>1246387

infantilizing yourself isn't good or something that should be encouraged


 No.1246391

>>1246389

oh woah i didnt know when he was gonna testify

lemme read


 No.1246392

>>1246390

i dont think it's infantalizing

i think, it is, in fact, the opposite? almost?


 No.1246393

I'm Rick gates bitch lol


 No.1246394

>>1246392

look at me im a big boy doing grownup things!

is infantilizing yourself


 No.1246395

>rick gates owns up to stealing from manafort

lol

man, manafort's fucked

better to go to jail in america then get merc'd by the russians tho i suppose

>>1246394

"i feel good about being adult" is infantalizing

i see

cool okay

anyway, it's good to feel good for yourself for doing things


 No.1246396

>>1246395

wouldn't he just get a cozy white collar prison?


 No.1246397

umm im not infantawized okies???


 No.1246398

File: ead7e17c20e9f43⋯.png (960.58 KB, 857x1191, 857:1191, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cf464aec7e70092⋯.png (841.36 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246399

File: c611829fede9bc8⋯.png (471.04 KB, 1280x1054, 640:527, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1f0a8bb28801f2e⋯.png (180.18 KB, 571x660, 571:660, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246400

>>1246398

massive epic


 No.1246401

>>1246400

i like the robo womb the most tbh


 No.1246402

>terezi will never send you a mouthpic where her yellowed teeth and unbrushed tongue are extremely visible


 No.1246403

File: d9878796a87f114⋯.jpg (61.41 KB, 960x555, 64:37, 5b6864ea64dce81c008b4ad8-9….jpg)


 No.1246404

>>1246403

looks like it wasn't actually the state media

but it's clear what they meant by that, i think


 No.1246405

muslims be crashing vehicles into things


 No.1246406

things = people, buildings, etc


 No.1246407

so are we talking about the epic religion of peace now


 No.1246408

>>1246402

would terezi like the taste of yellow constantly


 No.1246409

why dont muslims uhhhh crash moderate ideals into their own belief system


 No.1246410

Terezi is a pee fiend for sure


 No.1246411

i'm aware they don't commit the most terrorist attacks in this country, but they do commit the most effective attacks in this country, no?

at the very least, they are consistently creative and innovative with them.


 No.1246412

i guess vegas dude throws off the statistics


 No.1246413

he's an epic outlier


 No.1246414

>>1246412

>>1246413

false flag by government


 No.1246415

per capita they probably commit the most effective attacks, relative to the size of their demographic

prove me wrong or prove me right or something


 No.1246416

I'm okay with Muslims if they slay the gays their food is good


 No.1246417

>>1246414

sushi industry had to take him out


 No.1246418

File: 05d822b6a888d9d⋯.jpg (83.92 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, IMG_2597.JPG)

This image wouldn't be possible without Islam!


 No.1246419

He know too much

Give him... the fugu what make you shoot peopur


 No.1246420

>>1246401

it's pretty nice

it's like 3 of my fetishes combined so it's very very epic

I've always thought the brown hair girl is cute too


 No.1246421

>>1246418

how is your masterplan to deport her parents


 No.1246422

islam promises epic loli and shota irl


 No.1246423

>>1246422

they'll take away all the dogs tho


 No.1246424

>3dpd


 No.1246425

>>1246421

It's on ICE now

I'm still not sure her parents are illegal though


 No.1246426

sponge your critical analysis skills are so piss poor

what purpose does classifying terrorists by "which race/religion commits the most effective terror attacks"

what do we get out of that

terrorism shouldn't be classified or discussed in terms of what makes them similar to billions of non-terrorists, it should be discussed in terms of what makes them different from a non-terrorist

what caused them to radicalize

how did they get the info

what about them made them susceptible to radicalization, and what about the propaganda or contact was effective in radicalization

those things are worth studying when studying terrorism

what religion they practiced or did it in the name of clearly doesn't matter, if terrorists can be of any stripe or cause


 No.1246427

File: e19a5b0aa1e92b0⋯.jpg (155.65 KB, 960x544, 30:17, PS_Messages_20180806_17572….jpg)

there she is!!!!!!!


 No.1246428

>>1246426

>what do we get out of that

we get a whoppingly big epic. and also a look into which religion has refused to accept modern values the most. actually this is why islam is so based


 No.1246429


 No.1246430

i mean it's definitely on us and russia for fucking up their entire homeland too


 No.1246431

and of course we can't forget about das juden


 No.1246432

it isn't terrorism when we do it with cool robots


 No.1246433


 No.1246434

>>1246428

>also a look into which religion has refused to accept modern values

sponge you stupid fucking moron

orthodox and radical religion is defined by "not accepting modern values"

saying "this radical group means that the entire religion has failed to modernize" is fucking ridiculous


 No.1246435

also @

>what could have made them radicalize

could it be possibly have something to do with their religion demanding they establish a caliphate?


 No.1246436

>>1246429

"it's okay when we do it"

>>1246433

extremely


 No.1246437

don't >> me


 No.1246438

>>1246434

these people want to kill me and my ilk, jim. you've gotta understand that


 No.1246439

most of them would like to see you dead too you big homo


 No.1246440

>>1246435

sponge how many people who practice islam believe that

that's used as an excuse

just like when people used the bible to justify slavery or when people today do it to justify marrying children or killing doctors

you're mad at the idea of radicalizing religious beliefs

it's not unique to islam

>>1246438

lots of people want to kill us sponge

it's not unique to islam


 No.1246441

File: cffd96ce188e6e9⋯.png (694.92 KB, 1024x942, 512:471, IMG_2295.PNG)


 No.1246442

and isn't that they would all gang up on you and do it in the street or some shit. but in the average caliphate the state would see to your punishment while everybody else passively allowed and encouraged it


 No.1246443

somebody show him the venn diagram


 No.1246444

>>1246432

this but unironically

U S A

U S A

U S A


 No.1246445

so wes when did you realize you were a lolicon


 No.1246446

>>1246442

sponge none of this justifies hating islam

radical religious beliefs that dehumanize people and mandate that the state kills them are wrong regardless of what religion demands it


 No.1246447

@1246437


 No.1246448

they ll love postwar neoliberalism soon!


 No.1246449

>>1246440

it isn't unique to islam, but it's about to not be very unique to europe if you know what i'm sayin

i think people like us need to have a better sense of self preservation. we need to be able to secure a place for our faggot legacy


 No.1246450

just hate all religions like a normal person


 No.1246451

>>1246446

also they worship and ingratiate the demiurge


 No.1246452

Why are people who don't believe in evolution or think that god wants them to slay infidels treated as aberrations who aren't ""true""

followers of a religion when the religious texts sanction such beliefs


 No.1246453

neoliberalism is unironically good


 No.1246454

>>1246443

somebody please show me the venn diagram


 No.1246455

>>1246452

you want to fuck amputees


 No.1246456

>>1246455

know your place, crossie


 No.1246457

you have more in common with an average iranian muslim than you do with any of the people who would be running the caliphate that sought your death

what you're scared of is overarching state power to enforce moral and religious ideas

which is good, that shouldn't happen

but that's not something unique to islam

>>1246449

a takeover of europe by muslims is a scare tactic used by the far right to motivate hatred, sponge

you're repeating propoganda

>>1246452

they're treated as true followers when we're talking about christianity, have you seen the US?


 No.1246458

repeating propaganda == ingratiating the demiurge


 No.1246459

crossies belong outside the hsg pyramid


 No.1246460

File: 42e9deb13f40ac1⋯.jpg (379.12 KB, 1280x955, 256:191, IMG_2532.JPG)


 No.1246461

4-part recipe for world peace:

>kill every billionaire

>destroy mecca

>destroy the vatican

>wipe israel off the face of the earth


 No.1246462

red pill me on the vatican


 No.1246463

>>1246461

counterpoint: the surviving islamic world will only be further radicalized


 No.1246464

>>1246461

im guessing you don't mean "ask politely for people to leave mecca first" huh


 No.1246465

>>1246463

yeah probably


 No.1246466

how to get actual world peace: nuke every continent


 No.1246467

>>1246457

the average iranian muslim would passively accept my execution as a fact of life and necessary in fulfilling allah's will or what the fuck ever

the religion is explicitly all about forming it's own state which is, in a way, pretty unique.


 No.1246468

Say no to Islam

Do not tolerate Islam

Central and Southern Europe was the breaking point of Mongol encroachment, and with the aid of the rising political movements in those regions hopefully the trend will be repeated


 No.1246469

>>1246462

demonic pedophile castle


 No.1246470

see sponge when you're on the same side as the nazi i just

i just get so fed up with you


 No.1246471

>>1246464

i'll give that a shot once i have my orbital weapon


 No.1246472

5 Pillars of Islam:

1) It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon

2) SQUADALA, WE'RE OFF

3) There is no time, your sword is enough

4) These are the faces of evil

5) Koridai


 No.1246473

>>1246469

go more in depth


 No.1246474

>>1246470

broken clocks or something

i just think more people should be aware that islam is a malignant force like every other abrahamic religion


 No.1246475

sponge if you're advocating for world peace through mass slaughter you're just wrong, and you always will be


 No.1246476

>>1246472

jejjed at this epic post


 No.1246477

what if the mecca was actually a spaceship


 No.1246478

>>1246474

if you believe it's a malignant force why don't you see muslims as people you need to save from it and not as enemies you need to fight or kill


 No.1246479

>>1246477

Blow up the qabaa and all the Muslims shut down like the droids in Episode 1


 No.1246480

even within your own fucked up world view you're choosing the option of mass murder because your ideologically lazy and unempathetic


 No.1246481

>>1246474

my unironic take is that most religions are bad (le fedora meme) because they encourage regressive societal values but at the same time we shouldn't treat everyone within the religion as an enemy

so i guess i agree with you on the idea that "islam" is bad, but i dont know if i would say "muslims" are bad


 No.1246482

>>1246460

wow i cant believe cletus is a lolicon


 No.1246483

>>1246478

can't set an example without killing


 No.1246485

nuclear hot take: religion can be both good and bad


 No.1246486

File: 80f99670b8fe73a⋯.jpg (69.08 KB, 700x464, 175:116, IMG_0354.JPG)

>>1246482

>nepeta is a loli


 No.1246487

>>1246478

mostly because of their commitment to frequently dying for their religion

my biggest problem with the whole refugee thing is that they aren't being naturalized


 No.1246488

anyway, i want to be spitroasted by eridan and cronus


 No.1246489

>>1246486

she's 13


 No.1246491

>>1246481

that's fair


 No.1246492

someone bumped the old and confused me


 No.1246493

forgot cronus fans existed

actually i forgot cronus existed


 No.1246494

File: d86421bf0adcf57⋯.jpg (86.89 KB, 632x820, 158:205, d86421bf0adcf576b3cd625a04….jpg)


 No.1246495

i wish i could forget the dancestors


 No.1246496

anyway,

hail eris


 No.1246497


 No.1246498

>>1246497

they're underaged


 No.1246499

>>1246498

hate do you like this but i'm pretty sure cronus is like 21 in canon


 No.1246500

aren't all the dancestors 21


 No.1246501

it's tragic that this is what i fill my head with


 No.1246502

why do people want isabelle or heihachi in smash

isabelle just sits behind a desk 24/7

heihachi wouldn't translate at all and would end up really boring probably and bamco already has pac-man in the game


 No.1246503

>>1246500

>>1246499

i thought they were 17


 No.1246504

>>1246486

she's 13 and that drawing clearly isn't of an adult


 No.1246505

File: 4ac8649f3358ed3⋯.png (62.85 KB, 217x140, 31:20, ClipboardImage.png)

you're gonna try to tell me this isn't a loli


 No.1246506

>>1246502

>why do people want isabelle in

same reason why people want ashley


 No.1246507

1. her nipples are high on her chest

2. no breast tissue to speak of

3. undeveloped hips

that is a little girl cletus


 No.1246508

How The Fuck Are Lolis Even Real Like Nigga Just Age Them Up Hahahaha


 No.1246509

>>1246506

Ashley actually has magic and a little demon and shit


 No.1246510

>>1246507

her pussy isn't puffy checkmate athiests


 No.1246511

ok i was wrong, they're 19 (9 solar sweeps)


 No.1246512

>>1246487

seeing the garish preening males and hoejabi thots that are produced by such assimilation is argument enough against it


 No.1246513

we are all pedos


 No.1246514

>>1246506

ashley actually has combat abilities but that hasn't really mattered for some of them

like duck hunt and villager


 No.1246515

>>1246509

I don't think that has anything to do with the reason why they want them


 No.1246516

File: 996eb7f19a0344b⋯.jpg (92.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, IMG_20180723_152623.jpg)


 No.1246517

>>1246487

>mostly because of their commitment to frequently dying for their religion

why is that unique to muslims

and in any case, why is that a reason not to want to save them from the religion that apparently brainwashed them into suicide

setting aside the fact that they don't usually kill themselves solely for religious reasons but often for political ones, or the attacks are claimed by the state which is sponsoring

in other words, people being exploited to lift a caste of rulers above the rest of normal people

in this case they're exploited to kill themselves


 No.1246518

a glimpse into the future: *i am a thousand year old loli*


 No.1246519

richard dawkins wearing a shirt that says We Are All Exploited


 No.1246520

>>1246505

nepeta is flat

flat is justice


 No.1246521

*pauses*

*angles the camera for upskirt*


 No.1246522

>>1246514

Duck Hunt and Villager at least have ANYTHING at all to work with. Duck Hunt's moveset is based on various NES lightgun games. Villager has all kinds of items and shit that he uses in his games. Isabelle is basically just a glorified settings menu.


 No.1246523

>>1246520

there is a difference between adult flat chest and child chest, clet


 No.1246524

>>1246523

Yeah and if you looked at the proportions of her legs she clearly isnt a loli

Children don't have legs that long


 No.1246525

>>1246509

isnt she some minor warioware character

anyway my point is that they want her in because waifu reasons


 No.1246526

>>1246524

adults dont have nipples like that


 No.1246527

Although granted I'm not the hugest fan of legs


 No.1246528

>>1246526

Nobody has nipples like that they're cartoon ass dots


 No.1246529

>>1246522

i was talking about ashley, but yea isabelle doesn't have much


 No.1246530

>>1246493

oh im not a fan of cronus but i want him to fuck me


 No.1246531

>>1246528

look at him deflecting like this


 No.1246532

>>1246525

She's one of the major warioware characters and is excedingly more popular than the rest of them.


 No.1246533

clet trying to bait someone into posting actual child nipples to prove him wrong


 No.1246534

anytime i talk about wanting to have a fish bf he'd be 18+ btw


 No.1246535

File: fb42e7fe3e9d643⋯.png (377.21 KB, 1200x1103, 1200:1103, ClipboardImage.png)

子供と貧乳の違い。


 No.1246536

File: a734a3799a74ddf⋯.png (80.37 KB, 380x520, 19:26, tumblr_md3uwzWgla1qexi1uo1….png)

i will not post nasty cronus porn

i will only post canon cronus, hot shithead


 No.1246537

*posts child nipples*

*camera pans out, revealing it was just the marks left by john's dad sucking on his chest so he wouldn't feel alienated*


 No.1246538

want more beer


 No.1246539

File: 7255d703c5b1764⋯.png (22.69 KB, 104x108, 26:27, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 86f58b5a3d194d5⋯.png (14 KB, 266x141, 266:141, ClipboardImage.png)

hmmm


 No.1246540

>>1246535

are you attempting to communicate


 No.1246541

File: a66dd9bbd3ed60d⋯.png (201.17 KB, 483x642, 161:214, tumblr_mip7ueJUVR1rs0lyno1….png)


 No.1246542

want more odds of dying at a relatively early age


 No.1246543

>>1246536

Remember when we only had the dancestor designs and people thought Cronus was gonna be a loveable Fonzi type to the point where people called him Coolscar


 No.1246544

>>1246536

>i will not post nasty cronus porn

lame


 No.1246545

>>1246543

is that not what he was

i can't remember at all anymore


 No.1246546

>>1246544

don't try and trick me into doing it


 No.1246547

remember when people thought mituna was gonna be the best and they were right


 No.1246548

CRONUS

MORALITY

DEBAAAATE


 No.1246549

>>1246535

a ching chong nip nong to you too


 No.1246550

beer make my brain no worry

brain worry too much

instead of fix, use beer


 No.1246551

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what the fuck is this video hahahaha


 No.1246552

>>1246545

he was eridan on douche steroids


 No.1246553

File: 6e35de8e061ff5a⋯.gif (37.5 KB, 500x304, 125:76, 53RI0U5 50L0.gif)

mituna rules

>>1246545

>loveable fonzi type

yikes


 No.1246554

sis smashed out the windows again

silly cunt


 No.1246555

CALLING ANDREW HUSSIE ON FACETIME AT 3AM (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)


 No.1246556

>>1246551

What's up with this 3am call clickbait shit, I feel like it's everywhere now


 No.1246557

god imagine cronus calling you dollface after he blasts your face with his purple sludge


 No.1246558

File: a0ba406f1e31d67⋯.png (370.47 KB, 742x405, 742:405, ClipboardImage.png)

man this conversation has not aged well


 No.1246559

>>1246557

now that's a good tfw


 No.1246560

>>1246556

It's because of Homestuck. The Three In The Morning memes finally looped around to the mainstream


 No.1246561

>>1246557

imagine being this pathetic


 No.1246562

god imagine cronus calling you on facetime at 3am


 No.1246563

File: aa9f726908b482f⋯.png (351.64 KB, 644x338, 322:169, ClipboardImage.png)

jesus christ


 No.1246564

File: 625f56a93662822⋯.png (135.5 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)

remember when hussie was a hack


 No.1246565

to really dunk on jimmy:

you were arguing with a trantard the whole time


 No.1246566

File: 074e968263e1dc0⋯.png (334.05 KB, 480x524, 120:131, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246567

oh yeah im off the homestuck art kick now sorry

>>1246565

i do not understand


 No.1246568

i am one of the unlucky few who has never known a time when hussie was not a hack


 No.1246569

Cronus was just Eridan + Unwanted Physical Contact


 No.1246570

>>1246564

why did you pick that image for that post


 No.1246571

>>1246563

This is him now?

Will his IQ amaze me?


 No.1246572

i remember thinking hussie was really good at setting up jokes

what the fuck was wrong with me


 No.1246573

>browsing yume nikki shit on youtube

>[S] Madotsuki: Enter

dare i click?


 No.1246574

>>1246571

yeah

>Shaun Weiss -- who played Goldberg in "The Mighty Ducks" -- got arrested in Northern California, and based on his mug shot ... the former child star is in dire straits.

>Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the 38-year-old was busted for public intoxication Saturday around 1 AM in Oroville, CA, about an hour north of Sacramento. We're told cops cut him a break after he spent a few hours in the drunk tank -- he was released and not cited.


 No.1246575

POSTING ON HOMESTUCK GENERAL AT 3AM (DO NOT TRY THIS)


 No.1246576

File: 3682af19da83a63⋯.jpg (620.59 KB, 994x1500, 497:750, homestuckmovieposter.jpg)

>>1246198

The pornbot media already thinks Potato is Arya Stark's actress, for real.


 No.1246577

>>1246572

Do you mean humor itself or stuff like "epic callback to 200 pages ago"


 No.1246578

>>1246570

because he gave terezi red bloodshot eyes even though her blood is teal


 No.1246579

>>1246577

i think like

the actual dialog

i thought his wordplay was really clever and fun

i have no excuse


 No.1246580

>>1246578

ah yeah

i remember in one of the panels with terezi writing johns cucklist he forgot her quirk, probably because it was a drawing and he couldn't just use that converter that some fan made


 No.1246581

>>1246579

it was good for a while


 No.1246582

>>1246579

It was, until later.

He got all fucked up and couldn't write his way out of a paper bag.


 No.1246583

>>1246569

he was an otherkin (humankin) which is epic


 No.1246584

File: deccf62e8bd7589⋯.png (18.78 KB, 656x400, 41:25, 2177.PNG)

remember when karkat was actually a funny asshole before he became dave's part-time onahole


 No.1246585

>>1246584

I saw a liveblog of Homestuck and the person was complaining because Dave says the word retarded too many times.


 No.1246586

>>1246584

karkat should have gotten killed off tbh


 No.1246587

>>1246586

But who would fluff Jade


 No.1246588

the trolls should have all died, like actually died

so there might have been some sort of stake or threat


 No.1246589

>>1246585

sort of in a similar vein, i ended up coming across the most mind-blowing mental gymnastics when looking for that "hey asshole, stop playing games for girls" page

http://ambitiousbiologist.tumblr.com/post/96468118590/cg-hey-asshole-stop-playing-games-for-girls


 No.1246590

File: cbbd6708a6d78cf⋯.jpg (209.86 KB, 641x568, 641:568, tumblr_n1woq2sT2l1qduwggo1….jpg)

>the fishfucker's wrong about karkat

oh well no one's perfect


 No.1246591


 No.1246592

>>1246590

you're the only one wrong here


 No.1246593

>>1246589

i mean, that person is acting really retarded about it but what they're saying is sort of correct


 No.1246594


 No.1246595

File: aa429c70895642c⋯.png (206.46 KB, 1280x1091, 1280:1091, 1407284816320.png)

i mean he's right that karkat used to be good

he also continued to be good, is me point


 No.1246596

>>1246590

you misspelled jimmy dambro in that post


 No.1246597

>>1246591

John's not allowed to interact with people


 No.1246598

is tumut here?

tomi lahren said that she saw a guy doing coke off the sidewalk in san francisco and i think that's difficult because the powder would catch in the rough surface not to mention the price, but i wanted to be sure


 No.1246599

>>1246595

no, he turned into a bad joke


 No.1246600

>>1246590

doesn't dave end up with jade?


 No.1246601

good: karkat the angry manlet

also good: karkles, bitchslut supreme


 No.1246602

bad: that xlr post

also bad: every other xlr post ever


 No.1246603


 No.1246604

>>1246601

epic: karkat: angry manlet bitchslut supreme


 No.1246605

>>1246600

Dude it's Wonk. Wonk is always wrong about everything, it's his typing quirk.


 No.1246606

Yah wah yah wah yah wah


 No.1246607

stop

no more homestuck

cease


 No.1246608

good: karkat the part where he sinks into lava


 No.1246609

>>1246595

>he also continued to be good, is me point


 No.1246610

good: karkat's naruto run


 No.1246611

>>1246600

nope

>>1246601

good post

>>1246604

epic post


 No.1246612

>>1246607

triggered much??


 No.1246613

File: 10d8ac809e9c4dc⋯.png (8.27 KB, 649x444, 649:444, 4N4L.png)


 No.1246614

i am very upset


 No.1246615

File: 8182d81c6f90366⋯.gif (113.5 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 05263.gif)

File: cbc1d1c993c7e72⋯.gif (74.93 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 05264.gif)

File: 97e29cf11d04859⋯.gif (46.9 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 05265.gif)

File: 78d2f01d29a00ab⋯.gif (26.75 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 05266.gif)

File: 0ee9dd547f2b401⋯.gif (16.4 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 05267.gif)


 No.1246616

don't worry I'm not gonna spam it, I just wanted to remind you of that guy


 No.1246617

if you could change one thing about homestuck (only one) what would it be

i think i would remove vriska completely from the comic


 No.1246618

ZOOM

ENHANCE


 No.1246619

>>1246617

Kill all Davekats


 No.1246620

>>1246617

keep the trolls minor characters


 No.1246621

File: 47f96f00bd8fc32⋯.png (222.47 KB, 346x450, 173:225, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246622

if you could change one thing about hsg (only one) what would it be

i think i would remove wesley completely from the board


 No.1246623

>>1246622

Kill Wonk


 No.1246624

File: 78fbd851f8e50b1⋯.png (828.47 KB, 863x1023, 863:1023, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246625

>>1246622

delist the board


 No.1246626

>>1246623

an acceptable answer


 No.1246627

>>1246617

trolls all die


 No.1246628

>>1246617

i'd remove her after act 5.2

but if it didnt have to be anything to do with the comic itself, then no kickstarter/pathetic attempts to franchise


 No.1246629

>>1246617

No Act 5 Act 2


 No.1246630

>>1246629

As opposed to what


 No.1246631

ZOOM

ENHANCE


 No.1246632

>>1246617

Rose now has a big pregnant egg belly


 No.1246633

>>1246622

no girls allowed


 No.1246634

>>1246617

Every Homestuck girl is super fucking pregnant.


 No.1246635

>>1246628

>pathetic attempts to franchise

that fact it was so poorly executed actually feels worse than if he sold out really successfully

remember those vinyl figures they never made any more of, wonder why.....


 No.1246636

>>1246617

can i choose to stop the kickstarter from happening


 No.1246637

File: b592dec31a7bcd2⋯.png (196.75 KB, 700x708, 175:177, tumblr_o56eisqQ0q1qfbtsto1….png)

dave jade karkat and terezi are all rulers of the troll kingdom, and dave jade and karkat all live together while tz searches for vriska

it's been speculated that jade karkat and dave are dating but i dont think so

dave and karkat have a love that goes beyond quadrants


 No.1246638

>>1246637

We get it Wonk, you're insecure about constantly being wrong. Don't make us suffer for your ineptitude.


 No.1246639

>>1246635

It's actually kind of impressive just how bad he is at franchising.

Like it's not just failure, but making basic mistakes you'd think nobody would make.


 No.1246640

>>1246617

only 4 trolls


 No.1246641

File: 1975c0efbe7f1b9⋯.png (668.85 KB, 461x640, 461:640, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6e4cc83ae94a7e1⋯.png (1.05 MB, 639x819, 71:91, ClipboardImage.png)

you'd think the horny one would be the LE one but the cute one is the rare one


 No.1246642

all the characters are in a mass relationship at the end. you can't convince me otherwise and i will not be looking at replies to this post


 No.1246643

actually forget the figures

remember the collide shirts


 No.1246644

*tries to make the series fan-driven*

*forgets the fans are all terrible*


 No.1246645

remember the puzzles?


 No.1246646

>>1246637

was that in the snapchat 'epilogue'

what kind of rulers are they do you think

would jade declare war on the chess dude kingdom


 No.1246647

>>1246644

"uhhhhhhh make homestuck 2.0 for us :)"


 No.1246648

>>1246646

Considering the trolls are in near open rebellion, Karkat is going to die in a few years, and all the human rulers abandon the planet before the trolls get kicked off, I'd say they're pretty shit.


 No.1246649

>>1246643

say what


 No.1246650

>>1246617

eridan kills gamzee at the 3x showdown combo and avoids kanaya's wrath

instead of gamzee bringing about lord english, eridan does


 No.1246651

>>1246647

>all those people went to work for Zoe Quinn


 No.1246652

>>1246649

remember the collide shirts


 No.1246653

actually i take that back

instead of all the parts about the alpha kids and their teen angst it’s all about caliborn’s epic solo session


 No.1246654

File: c8a6b4a33991a7d⋯.jpg (15.06 KB, 237x330, 79:110, 1494711937892.jpg)


 No.1246655

>>1246636

yes but i dont think it would help the comic that much in terms of quality


 No.1246656

if i wanted to be really boring i'd say "make it about a full and complete normal sburb session"

but that would make a better video game


 No.1246657

i just remembered how i wanted caliborn to inhabit calliopes body as soon as she put on the ring


 No.1246658

Remember that Calliope Homestuck SCP that was so bad it killed the SCP community


 No.1246659

>>1246657

that woulda been cool


 No.1246660

>>1246643

i really regret not buying one of them before they were removed from the store

it would have been owning a piece of history


 No.1246661

>>1246648

give me the rundown on this


 No.1246662

muse calliope made from the fusion of the other half of gamzee, arquiussprite, and something else i cant remember

that woulda been cool even though it's dumb


 No.1246663

>>1246648

>>1246661

seriously

where the heck is this coming from


 No.1246664

>>1246637

dave would wear the dress but karkat is still bottoming


 No.1246665

>>1246661

Well, we know trolls get kicked off-world (Dadborn is shown destroying their worlds). Trolls are openly rebelling in the snapchat (tried to kill Jane).

We also know all the humans abandon the trolls and go fight Caliborn before getting defeated by him and either trapped on his planet or stuck in a house symbol.

None of the trolls are god tier and will die eventually.


 No.1246666

>>1246664

they switch

it's equality


 No.1246667

So does Karkat get to like, lick Jade's rocket after the fact or is he only allowed to sit in the corner.


 No.1246668

boorustuck


 No.1246669

generic reimustuck


 No.1246670

I remember when we called it NTR


 No.1246671

i'm still pissed roxy never accidentally made calliope turn into a giant snake by turning her on

what a fucking waste of potential


 No.1246672

File: 3f158cf8b8f0c96⋯.png (437.96 KB, 1037x729, 1037:729, tumblr_o4vuzkIUF41sxcb93o1….png)


 No.1246673

remember when i thought lord english was going to take on a bunch of different forms in the finale?

ha ha...


 No.1246674

How badly do you think Hussie regrets Davepeta since he doesn't acknowledge its existence at all


 No.1246675

>>1246671

>Roxy/Calliope

That's pedophilia


 No.1246676

>>1246674

it's his epic connection to undertale though


 No.1246677


 No.1246678

>>1246674

he doesn't regret stuff, that's not how his brain works

he just internalizes it under another layer of irony

>>1246673

no but i remember the epic undertale reference!!


 No.1246679

remember toby fox used to live in hussie's basement? guys remember?


 No.1246680

>>1246678

>he doesn't regret stuff, that's not how his brain works

He clearly regrets a lot considering how he keeps trying to distance himself from certain aspects.


 No.1246681

>>1246617

hussie is held at gunpoint and each time he adds a new character the gunman squeezes down a tiny bit more


 No.1246682

i cant believe hussie is dead


 No.1246683

remember uhhhhhh

hiveswap act 2 spring 2018


 No.1246684

Remember joey


 No.1246685

>>1246675

does no one remember how age numbers work in homestuck

the trolls weren't actually 6, they were the same age as the kids

the alpha kids, calliope and caliborn are the same age


 No.1246686

>>1246685

>tries to give the same "she looks like she's ten but in real years she's 1000" excuse lolicons give

I'm not surprised Wonk is a pedo though.


 No.1246687

>>1246685

were the cherubs ages ever explicitly stated?


 No.1246688

>>1246674

I hope its canon that it died fighting LE


 No.1246689

>>1246684

i hate that bitch!


 No.1246690

remember flashlight girl


 No.1246691

>>1246688

No, it got sucked into a blackhole and died. Now everyone somehow thinks it'll come back after ten years, still a thirteen year old, and woo Jade who barely knows it.


 No.1246692

File: 2b564f82d4433df⋯.png (15.91 KB, 379x268, 379:268, ClipboardImage.png)

hiro...


 No.1246693

>>1246692

why is it a dropdown now


 No.1246694

>>1246687

im sure the whole "their age is 11 units of the planet they're on" is in there somewhere

>>1246686

so im finally a stickler for comic canon and you turn against me


 No.1246695

remember when jasprose wanted to impregnate nepeta


 No.1246696

>>1246687

they were 11, but i think he later bullshitted that it was 11 units of unspecified length so they could be anything


 No.1246697

>>1246696

No, Cohen tried to bullshit that to justify pedophilia.

Why do these people always turn out to be pedophiles anyway.


 No.1246698

>>1246630

Act 5 ending at Act 5 Act 1, what do you think


 No.1246699

>>1246697

>pedophilia


 No.1246700

what is the point of this fake outrage, anon


 No.1246701

>>1246700

it's the hot and epic new trend

did you hear they're trying to paint tim and eric as pedophiles too?


 No.1246702

should i play teso


 No.1246703

>>1246702

probably not


 No.1246704

>>1246702

If you have the time and space for it.


 No.1246705

Update 2.0: Official apologies from the KSA Infographics team, says airplane was supposed to symbolize return of Saudi ambassador

Update 3: Saudi "Ministry of Media" has apparently shut down the offending account pending investigation:


 No.1246706

>>1246705

execution when


 No.1246707

>>1246705

these hiveswap updates are getting weird


 No.1246708

is teso worth $20


 No.1246709

>>1246708

Does that get you Orsinium and Morrowind?


 No.1246710

>>1246709

just morrowind i think


 No.1246711

>>1246710

I guess. You can probably find a better price somewhere else that'll get you Morrowind + the base game + the first early DLCs.

The DLCs are always leagues better than the base game.


 No.1246712

>>1246598

Yeah that'd be a huge inefficient waste


 No.1246713

>>1246711

the thing is, i'd have to get it on ps4

yes, really

so my option are limited


 No.1246714

>Over two years, a group of Japanese high school students has been painstakingly producing a five-minute virtual reality experience that recreates the sights and sounds of Hiroshima before, during and after the U.S. dropped an atomic bomb on the city 73 years ago Monday.


 No.1246715

>>1246713

Never play a TES game on console


 No.1246716

Listening to Marilyn Manson like it's 2002

*cracks bottle of Orbitz*

*eats 3D Doritos*

Ahhhh...

Now those were the good old days


 No.1246717

>>1246714

that's actually cool


 No.1246718

File: 2b66745b8c1ae91⋯.png (42.36 KB, 213x339, 71:113, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking wew


 No.1246719

>>1246715

teso isn't really a tes game tho right


 No.1246720

Columbine, now THAT was a spree killing


 No.1246721

>>1246719

Well no, it's better.


 No.1246722

>>1246720

*sips*


 No.1246723

>it's better


 No.1246724

school shootings, school bombings...

when are we gonna see something new? where's my school drownings


 No.1246725

when are we gonna get a kid who makes the head detective solve riddles to deactivate his deathtraps to save the students


 No.1246726

>>1246617

andrew disappears and it stops updating after cascade


 No.1246727

>>1246725

Which studio would take it

I'd watch it


 No.1246728

File: 78a589ed3acef4b⋯.png (874.23 KB, 1491x792, 497:264, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246729

>>1246724

have we had a successful bombing yet


 No.1246730


 No.1246731

File: 584b78ef532685c⋯.jpeg (546.35 KB, 750x933, 250:311, 0E0E4A25-8427-48B4-B80D-D….jpeg)

would you?


 No.1246732

sniffer beware

you're in for a scare


 No.1246733

(a dick)


 No.1246734

File: c92d687b4b9098d⋯.png (849.95 KB, 694x1024, 347:512, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246735

Ive never seen a straight female footfag


 No.1246736

>>1246735

because mens feet

cannot compete


 No.1246737

tranny feet

make me complete


 No.1246738

>>1246731

what's the catch


 No.1246739

>>1246738

she has a penis


 No.1246740

>>1246731

I'd barf, yeah


 No.1246741

>>1246731

Yeah sounds good


 No.1246742

>>1246739

izzat it?


 No.1246743

File: f2841baf830b92e⋯.png (870.33 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1533593861572.png)


 No.1246744

Train feet.

Train, but with feet instead of wheel.


 No.1246745

File: 074fdbac71faf76⋯.webm (1.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1533573299014[1].webm)

ben........................................................................................................................................................................................................


 No.1246746

File: e982d3cb3ed52aa⋯.png (1.83 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246747

>>1246746

would atomize the jaw of the creature that put that up


 No.1246748

File: 3b5c58b0d2f657a⋯.jpg (24.05 KB, 800x487, 800:487, og0zy09mv5wv2w2x43wh.jpg)

>Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head

>According to an Orange County (Fla.) arrest affidavit, Mantella was spotted by a few witnesses around 9:30 a.m. on Thursday, April 26, kicking a bunch of animals. Someone saw him kick one swan in the head and another in the butt while “practicing karate.” His kicks were enough to knock one swan down, and a witness said he was kicking “as hard as possible.” Mantella also apparently targeted a small duck enjoying a morning nap.

>When one witness saw what he was doing, he apparently began to laugh at her.


 No.1246749

which 1 r u

anime libertarian

furry communist

conservative who fancies a bit of nipple play

diaper liberal


 No.1246750

>>1246748

this is epic


 No.1246751

>>1246749

politically non-euclidean trantard voraphile


 No.1246752

>>1246749

conservative who fancies a bit of nipple play


 No.1246753

>>1246749

edgy nihilistic crossdresser


 No.1246754

>>1246749

too evolved for politics


 No.1246755

>>1246749

Marital "rape" feudalist


 No.1246756

>>1246749

i identify as a demi!femme!richardspencerkin


 No.1246757

>>1246749

self-cucking lib


 No.1246758

>>1246749

hsg must map the felt onto this


 No.1246759

sponge post a full body selfie


 No.1246760

File: 78e85ae540cc5de⋯.jpeg (192.84 KB, 750x933, 250:311, 01A164BD-6D55-45FB-B7F8-0….jpeg)


 No.1246761

sponge post your legs


 No.1246762

sponge post your feet


 No.1246763

sponge don't post anything


 No.1246764

anon's attempts to make the perfect poster by assembling pics of namefag body parts


 No.1246765

File: 22f72ba56d4e186⋯.jpeg (268.09 KB, 750x1147, 750:1147, D6E05754-0D82-4BE2-B979-8….jpeg)

File: bd008044fa13629⋯.jpeg (114.52 KB, 750x644, 375:322, 45EA0D3C-777E-422A-A894-0….jpeg)

File: 15c9619fae49399⋯.jpeg (158.23 KB, 750x932, 375:466, A3795896-E48A-4C98-BAA7-8….jpeg)


 No.1246766

>>1246764

arm pics please


 No.1246767


 No.1246768

File: b91c3f7da9bce09⋯.webm (2.93 MB, 889x500, 889:500, 1533568248384[1].webm)

>>1246767

oh, you know


 No.1246769

>>1246768

ha! geeeeei


 No.1246770

>>1246768

is he a fag

i don't get the joke


 No.1246771

File: e348e2ee68c4a35⋯.webm (1.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1533572504693[1].webm)

>>1246770

benjamin


 No.1246772

wait i thought "negan in tekken 7" was a dumb meme

its fucking real??


 No.1246773

File: 5b2f681980eae16⋯.png (812.88 KB, 540x720, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

standard competitive attire for evo '19


 No.1246774

File: cabd48606dc5dd8⋯.png (38.39 KB, 685x645, 137:129, ClipboardImage.png)

reminder


 No.1246775

Gay Ben's Gay Mardi Gras


 No.1246776

>tfw nobody picked the wes route


 No.1246777

*sound of vape being hit*


 No.1246778

*sound of rape being commit*


 No.1246779

File: 75135199b9310ed⋯.png (655.99 KB, 500x1904, 125:476, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246780

hsg, do I want to buy the following games while they are 40% off

1) Ever Oasis

2) Radiant Hystoria Perfect Whatever


 No.1246781

>>1246780

radiant hystoria is actually 50% off


 No.1246782

i got them because this is probably the last time i will ever buy any 3ds games ever so why the fuck not


 No.1246783

>>1246780

3DS game is actually 100% off


 No.1246784

is everyone asleep


 No.1246785

>IGN plagiarized their dead cells review from a random youtuber

wew


 No.1246786

>>1246765

this is a bad conspiracy theory

how do you even come up with something like this


 No.1246787

>>1246784

i have trivia on monday nights

we came in fifth

the special round was twin peaks and i thought of sponge as we failed


 No.1246788

>>1246787

i've always wanted to do triva nights, seems like fun


 No.1246789

>>1246788

it's a lot of fun when you've got a good game and a good bar

it's even more fun when you absolutely destroy the competition every single week for months in a row

unfortunately we haven been that good in a few years

find one near you wait a second you're not even of age


 No.1246790

>>1246789

yeah haha thats the problem


 No.1246791

>>1246790

well, one day


 No.1246792

crossie beware you're in for a scare


 No.1246793

reminder that im not a crossie :)


 No.1246794

File: 1cfc8cadbf26a1b⋯.png (439.71 KB, 1224x432, 17:6, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1246795

high school au fanfic of homestuck where eridan is a school shooter


 No.1246796

>>1246794

the fuck is the third one


 No.1246797

gotta get a job and move out so my sister who is 4 years older than me can move in

this sucks kinda a lot


 No.1246798

>>1246796

deku from my hero academia


 No.1246799

File: af8a9dd73fd3515⋯.png (145.9 KB, 342x593, 342:593, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1246796

deku with his dumb ass outfit that they ditch after like a chapter

i mean, he still wears it i guess, he just never wears the hood anymore because it looks ultra retarded


 No.1246800

File: 41321aa7dfb0c14⋯.jpg (59.85 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ch62copy-3.jpg)

File: d5f325482fd0cbd⋯.png (582.94 KB, 600x950, 12:19, 131v2600_zps3059c77d.png)

>>1246795

there's a homestuck fanfic where its a battle royale AU and eridan's duffel bag weapon is an uzi


 No.1246802


 No.1246863

>>1246779

this is epic




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