honestly surprised they didn't make the girl a wojak too
isnt goldface usually a sony thing
goldface is just NEVER EVER
all the people who replied to "your mom dies in her sleep" posts are npcs
cherry picking or not
something went seriously wrong at some point
the twist is that imagine party babyz deserves a much higher score
oh are you seriously saying the party babyz thing is cherry picking
my dude that is literally 100% of the joke
Looks like the soy is on the other boy
it's a consolefag thing
i remember it being spammed to say PCfags would "never, EVER get GTA V"
needless to say when it came out on PC they got BTFO
>steamdb has stats for twitch viewers as well as players
how long has this been a thing
there's the ghost whisperer
and the horse whisperer
but what if the horse ghost whisperer?
the majima shit in yakuza kiwami makes me mad but i don't think it's worth playing the original instead
spongelord is an npc but his fake soul data got corrupted
It's not mandatory but it's some pretty great content.
Until you max it out that is, then it's just kind of an annoying slog. They definitely should have unlocked a "ok turn this feature off now" button when you maxed out the tree.
also the original (in english at least) only had eng dub and it's pretty atrocious
Yep, my mind's gone. Goo night notorious H S G
didn't it have mark hamill as majima, though?
majima was good yea
he was the only good one though, from the like 5 i heard
pc never did get red dead redemption
*sees footage of build mode in the sims*
dude.... this is such a homestuck ref..
i mean, technically you can stream it with ps now, but that shouldn't count
anyway since i wasn't in the last bid of the previous thread
it's not shota but yes to the other two. when i had started posting it i had forgotten how heavily it focuses on cucking and bbc but it's not to the point that I don't like it
psycho moth mommy is the best kind though. the series (if i'm thinking of the right one) has her more sane though, and one of the doujins has her dating the kid as he's an adult and they're mostly normal acting
you're supposed to get a boner from the fear, they're similar responses
Welcome To The Realm Of My Divinity
and to wonk: i find your stance morally reprehensible and shall continue to lolipost in sako's stead
i appreciate being scared and also horny but like
haunted mansion scared, not like "literally going to die" scared
>boner from fear
i dont get this meme
wait is this ben
she doesn't literally kill the guy, she only spooks him. she's not even really yandere.
yea it is, but i've never really experienced it or even wanted to experience it, though some of my fantasies would maybe result in it
just think about having sex with the condesce and it'll come to you
almost kills his mom scars the kid for life and threatens the kid multiple times throughout raping him over and over
im all for mommy moth gfs but this is a bit spooky
all of y'all are pussies tbh
not all of us have the courage to be DOMINATED by bbc
look, i just want to feel a thrill of excitement like going on a roller coaster when my partner grabs my ass
is that so wrong
son of a bitch they're making me work in the freezers.
It's summer I don't have a jacket with me
It Will Be Our Secret
Surrender Yourself To The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya
seems like the best place to be working in summer?
The Pleasures Of Kanaya Are Many
name exactly two
Kanaya Will Fold Boxes Now
hsg how do i am to talk to
imagine they're all secretly traps
tell her she looks based
just remember theyre all bastards too
*knocks on crush's door*
*presents a bouquet*
Sluggo is lit.
Peace Bliss An Fulfillment Are Only The Beginning
You Can Be So Much More Surrender To KAnaya
sluggo would be a trump support imo
Tell Me about Americans Obsession With Turning Everything Into A Political Comic And Taking Everything As A Political Or Social Statement No Matter How Trivial Or Banal
could kanaya take down drumpf once and for all?
Kill The False Kanaya
The way I'm being brutally owned in MGS4, I'm going to end up finishing the Bioshock series before getting out of act 3.
It's fucking bad when you'd rather escort Little Sisters than Rat Patrol 01.
>Both Williams sisters lost, years ago, to a man ranked 203.
>Serena loses to a blasian woman in (current year) and throws a hissy fit.
why is it only retards who post brainlet wojaks
is it like troll shielding?
she's got goofballface
none of my friends talk to me anymore
you’re the dumb demographic for dumb things like cartoons mocking serena williams
apparently you eat that shit up
wow stupid shit is fun to laugh at???
you're so fucking one dimensional i hate you so god damn much you have no clue jim
would you let serena williams fart on your dick?
why do political cartoons always draw black people like that
Serena got beat, first 6-2 then 6-4
A third set wouldn't have changed the outcome and calling the ump a thief over one point is just petty.
[in wonk voice]
god you're so dumb for liking dumb things
[also in wonk voice]
*homestuck fanart where the joke is they say minecraft*
this’ll be a fun explanation to hear
what do you mean by this
i mean you could definitely call me “one note”, considering how annoying it must be that i keep bitching about rev in the same way i kept bitching about sako even though, y’know, why would they change
but one dimensional? insulting
i contain multitudes
whats up you funky transgender gamer
i like to think of myself as a transtrender thanks
and i'm watchin some maddow about to play stellaris cuz i think im in one of those stellaris moods
when you can just play it for 6 hours without looking away or doing anything else
> and calling the ump a thief over one point is just petty.
rev you realize this is a fucking retarded argument right
Does he really blame his son now too?
you know when i think about rev's living situation i remember how fucking stupid he is and it starts to make sense
>i'm watchin some maddow
ur just like my mom
where were you when the towers fell hsg
looking up cheats for Driver on yahoo
*goes back in time to the wtc*
*yells "freedom finna get dabbed on" seconds before the plane connects*
the only two other empires that ive discovered and they're literally blocked by two ascendant empires
motherfucker kanaya is gonna starve
or get beefy enough to take out end game empires
oh shit i forget it was world trade center day today
Just a reminder if you know any neighborhood convenience store owners who areMuslim, you should shoplift from them. They deserve it after being responsible for 9/11
If it were up to me, all muslims would be put into concentration camps and then deported to SaudiArabia. I dont care if you were born here, have blue eyes and converted or whatever. There is no place for Islam in the United States.
also, yeah of course
i hope you get beheaded by terrorists
hey spacebar hows that fart fetish porn collection going?
hey spacebar hows that min wage job at mcdonalds?
bsb watching the newest episode of shameless in horror, as frank gallagher's home gets struck by a plane
Mudslimes are disgusting goatfucking savages and anyone who defends their barbarism deserves to be stoned to death in mecca along with the women who sneeze in public or whatever they do over there
There was a character on shamless with agoraphobia and when she went to finally leave her house an airplane wheel fell out of the sky and landed right in front of her, scaring her back inside. It was funny I might make a webm of it
spacebar is a prime example of why you shouldnt believe in god
There was also this white muslim lady who was portrayed as a shrill bitch of a wife, and it made me happy to see an Islamist be the bad guy on tv. I hope it increases islamaphobia
spacebar likes to have sex with dirty homeless women
spacebar looks like someone's grandpa that has alzheimer's and thinks the 60's isnt over yet
spacebar looks like he has erectile dysfunction
the worlds lamest diss track by wes khalifa
now available on soundcloud
spacebar sits at the retirement home by himself and tells random people about his hsg posts
spacebar needs to take viagra to get his wrinkly old man dick up
didnt tbs wife get a ton of money from a gofund me
now shes getting money from a starcraft 2 memorial pack for tb, instead of say, the money going to a charity
i wish vfan was still here, she would come up with better insulting posts
i dont remember the actual content of vfans posts, except the one about cannibalism, and some other one about milking boys
when I come across a song I really like, I'll listen to it probably a hundred times in a row to really cement it in my brain
i do remember she hated Pinochet
which reminds me, happy Pinochet day everyone
9/11/73 never forget
I had sex with my friend the other day. Shes pretty good at kegels, that was neat
these cookies i get for breakfast are pretty good
Houzuki Motherfuckin' Hime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>cookies for brekkie
kinda nigga who be eating a slice of bread dipped in water for breakfast
rolling around at the speed of sound~
post the mandy one
this is all i could find on short notice
wasn't bleedman an actual pedo?
i remember that being a thing
me when im mfw when im am ready to die
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epic gamer reference bro
leaving for my interview in an hour. wish me luck lads
you've got this!
don't tell me what to do
remember to play footsie with the interviewer
me in the second row from the top, fourth from the left
a good ripe slice of tomato on a burg is so good
but 90% of places use gross tasteless unripe tomato and it's awful
>ice cream touching the fries
don't eat a burger with a knife and fork
you don't like fries a la mode?
he Burg Too Big For He Gotdamn Mouth
just unhinge your jaw
Do you think Nepeta kills grubs for paint
>new game studio with infinty series/vlr series writer and dangan ronpa writer
this is going to be a fail
>first projects are 3 games and an anime
this is going to be an epic fail
>anime and one of the games look exactly like dangan ronpa
here comes the fail whale
well, i have no experience with the 999 series but i have heard that it is full of stupid bull shit, even if his only game i know in depth is ever17
but i know dangan ronpa is complete ass
999 is cool and good, vlr had some dumb writing for the sake of twists but it was decent, zero time dilemma is the actual shittest writing i've seen in a game
I should replay killer queen sometime
can you believe there are people who watch anime at sub 60 fps?
why do people play dangnam romper
my friends adored it and made me play the first chapter and it was so unbelievably bad
3 more takada osts so stfu nerd
thats a pretty epic upside
i hope travis touchdown is in smash so he gets some nmh tracks in
same reason anybody consumes subpar japanese media
waifus and autism
large cast with lots of one note characters and templates (super-high-school-level X)
the real no more heroes 3 was us all along....
i was weirdly impressed by how exactly designed chiaki was for waifufags
Please post the 9/11 memorial Joey
the webm is on my unplugged hard drive
i wonder if Yasunobu has ever drawn touhou porn
he came pretty close a few times
why is almost all anime stuff written so badly, in that specific stilted way
do you know what i mean?
the dialogue in most anime related stuff has this same weird unnatural flow to it
It's almost like they're speaking another language
hmph, better than conovs with most npcs at schoool...
but even when it's translated
besides, i don't think japanese people actually talk in that specific, like, over-explaining everything weird staccato way that infests all anime shit
japanese language is entirely different than english language
i dont know how to explain that better
but languages are different languages
i will not be mocked by animers
shut up and take it, bitch
"Why do japanese people talk differently than people who speak in English and why does it look different when I see it translated????"
lads i think we found the ur brainlet
should have ordered a Big Nigga Hat
than just japanese
anon: i don't get why people talk different in movies and shows than they do in the real life?
What do you MEAN that people in cartoons aren't accurate to everyday life? How else am I meant to woo ladies if not with my intricate knowledge of rick's thought processes?
METAL TWIN TOWERS
that's why tarantino owns...
that the 2018 /fa/ meetup?
it would be like if almost every western movie had tarantino style dialogue
and when some smart japanese fellow said to his countrymen "hey why do they all talk in that weird way in western movies," he got mocked by a bunch of westaboo brainlets screeching >why does english sound different than japanese
i think this is my first 9/11 not in new york
im gonna miss the epic lights
they have to shut the lights off because of birds sometimes
dumb ass birds fly into it
it's the announcement for the new yakuza game where you're a cop
there are thousands of epic anime quotes, but no irl quotes
spider-man ended up being pretty good all things considered, despite all the /v/ webms indicating otherwise
although one that actually did bug me is that spider-man isn't reflected on glass surfaces. it is fucking bizarre they put so many reflective surfaces on buildings with this problem in the game. makes it feel unfinished, like they were going to put reflections in but just couldn't make it work in time, so spider-man is a vampire i guess.
finally reached the really good part of the last airbender
interview went really well. gonna find out either later today or tomorrow whether I've got it
you can have uncensored porn on steam now
Time to le
Just kidding, only idiots by porno
gee i wonder what could have happened inbetween these two events
isperia looks mildly cute in the summit art
shame about that whole death and all
this is a rev thing where you just post them to make fun of them right
im deeply ashamed of the white race for stealing melanin from the niggers
this internalized misogyny is just sad
vriska you dont belong in this book die
i kind of wanna buy the books
i kind of wanna kiss vriska on the lips
kinda want to punch vriska on the lips
you’re awful at caricature
With muh dick
>During menstruation (ketchup pussy) Married Woman aroused for Masturbation.
>someone tweeted wifes art and actually gave her credit
I always forget what her blog name is and it takes me by surprise
Thanks anons. Now all that's left is the awkwardness of quitting my current job.
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good work, congrats
make a scene and get fired
you get severance that way
do the konami code on mario tennis to have him break the racket
One of the highest backer tiers for the new sbahj book kickstarter included a bottle of barbeque sauce because goofy wacky
fatmanass or something
shark tits dot com forward slash man ass
The Sweet brown picture looks like a game grump.
not any specific game grump just a generic one
It's just that style from their animated stuff dude
Danny I guess
woah it's def worth those *check kickstarter page* US$ 125? what the fuck???
my tiny pup gets so happy when i cut the grass
even when the gross is just a little long, she has to wade through it like a lion in the savannah and she hates it
like college rapes
do you even have any idea how many people worked on the apollo program
why do you have to make something as incredible as humanity escaping the atmosphere and stepping on another heavenly body for the first time divisive
is rev worse for posting retarded things or is wonk worse for responding
you're also completely ignoring the important contributions of Katherine Johnson to not only the apollo program but the space shuttle and the mercury flights
the moon landing wasn't a white achievement, it was a human achievement and you're disgusting for suggesting otherwise
*in wonks voice* uhh racist
i saw that movie about the black woman, im rising up!
you can tell im not actually wonk because im right
Nicol Bolas: Discard a card!
*Green stomp sets this down*
*Nicol Bolas drowns itself in tears*
this is the set's benjamin card
it's kind of cool i guess but it just seems weird more than anything
is discard really good in standard or something? it's an upside but the abilities just seem weird together
no, right now standard is all about hard control helmed by teferi and rakdos midrange helmed by chainwhirler
that is a weird as fuck card though, yeah. feels like something you'd see on one of those custom mtg card threads, kinda over-designed
it's also a mythic for.....reasons
it's not awful in limited and that's what i'm going to hypothetically use it in, but i assume i would probably prefer the other green mythics
didn't serena williams like uh
literally cheat though
why isn't anyone talking about how she cheated
>uber eats upcharged to $8 for delivery
>"fuck that, that's ridiculous. i'll wait an hour and it'll probably drop"
>up to $15 delivery now
what is uber eats
why does the price fluctuate
just eat normal food or get pizza or some shit
>there will be no FF characters in KH3
this is a good wonkpost cuz i fuckin love space as a grand unifier good job
i didn't even notice it wasn't you until now
food delivery, uses the same network of part time drivers as regular uber
i guess the price goes up if the drivers are more busy? idk
i don't want 'za, i want bbq
they chew the food for you, different chewers have different rates
so whatever happened to neogaf
does it co-exist with resetera,both living on eternally horrible
or did it really keel over
can someone tell me what actually happened in the match
I don't watch tennis and all the news I see are "the umpire was out to get serena williams because she's a woman and black"
aaaand it dropped down to $3 abruptly
bbq en route, fellow foodies
a hater dabbed on her
my friend explained it to me, so this is secondhand and i don't know how accurate
but basically serena's coach was in the audience and motioning for her to use certain plays
which is uh
so the ump gave the other lady a free point for it
and that other lady went on to win, and serena went apeshit because she felt like she'd been cheated out of a win that she deserved despite her uh
how long is it going to take you to understand that I wear trip
specifically to avoid this situation
you're saying this to the person who confused sako with saltlick because they both started with sa
didnt she marry the reddit cofounder
for real? that’s pretty lame
not even sephiroth? aw man.
at least get upset over a sport that normalfags actually care about
next we'll have a hockey scandal
people sure like blowing things out of proportion
>Cariacture is sexist and racist for reasons we don't explain
are they saying that this specific cariacture isn't racist or that cariacture in general isn't racist
this is rev-levels of stupidity
sports... feh... literal npc fodder
she doesn't look remotely like the cartoon tho
which made sense cuz they both started with sa-
without a trip, the name is anonymous, and starts with a
my trip starts with m
after reading a little more about it apparently the reason the guy is being accused of being sexist is because they usually don't enforce the rules in tennis and apparently he's had arguments with male players before where he didn't penalize them?
Serena lost the first set 6-2
She lost the second set 6-4
A third set would not have given her the win
>oh boy! it's Saturday! now i can finally request the same 5 female cartoon cats getting fucked in the drawthread!
>friend flunks college because he won't go to class
>just did literally nothing for months on end and then had panic attacks when his failed grades came in
>drops out and gets a salesman job which he seems to be committed to succeeding at
>find out he's been skipping days of work to stay home do nothing
what is epic wrong with this lad o' mine
Even I go out and try
Caturday people are strange
who was in the right here
what's this supposed to represent
within the context of the comic itself, the painter. it's a contest for artistic expression, so just copying the mona lisa misses the point.
but the comic is itself supposed to be criticizing "netdecking". and a game tournament is not a competition of artistic expression, it's a competition of trying to win the fucking game.
wanting to build your own deck from scratch because that's how you have fun is a-okay
deciding that everyone else must or else they aren't playing correctly makes you a bitchborn scrub
i'm just clearing out my temp images folder and am posting dumb shit i didn't post before
>MC has a literal demon arm sealed under white bandages
damn Japan, how can you be so shameless in 2018!
stop posting dumb shit and update your faq
>iqdbing this led me to the source
I don't think I've had iqdb work once ever
me when i want a boyfriend
technically via tineye, but still
>The voice of gumball got into voice acting because they were watching disney and said "i wanna do that", and their aunt got them a role in an ad
didn't work either
tineye machine broke
i want to go to yuritopia
oh right this was from a while ago
hello i would like 1 boyfriend please
tumut said he was a proud boy or something right
NPCposting would have been quality if didnt have a wojak shoehorned into it
there was some guy when it started who was attempting to make it a thing outside of wojak
how do we stop woke, millennial, laugh and get forcibly removed from the theater comedy shows from taking over
can we start our own hate group
the proud transgender goyim
start a group called "hey will you be my boyfriend"
how do you go from this to this?
is making wojak memes a sign of npchood?
i think forcing them is
i don't think people are forcing them per se, they're just incapable of memeing in any other way
who's the most NPC poster here?
i beg to differ, it seems like they're being pushed out at a higher rate at once by a small group of people
sort of like how the boomer wojak meme started but people eventually got on board with it
rev, his responses seem almost automated at times
i think bsb is less human-like but rev is definitely stupider
Rev needs to get multiple swirlies
Dunk that steakhead in the fuckin crapper
sometimes i want to dl grindr just to get guys to tell me im cute but then ill get attached
what if he just has more souls than 1 which it affects his intelligence
it might explain his nigh indestructibility
shitto just use a dating app
does anyone have a milkshake vendor near them
shitto just log off and never log on again
please respond immediately if you have a smoothie shopkeeper nearby
i've got a 'milkshake' for you, right here
there's a smoothie place on uber eats
good, my minions. now follow through on my request and give them to me
i dont want a boyfriend i just want my friend to love me
That's a boyfriend you chowder head
no it isnt because boyfriends are gay
thread theme is me lying in bed on the verge of tears talking about my desire for a boyfriend until i fall asleep
thread theme is uhhhhhhhhhh a macdonald burgr with fries
thread theme is two hours of shitto asmr
This guy beat some other guy in a duel and the other guy's gf came on to him and he literally said "begone, thot"
when i resort to doing nsfw asmr is when anyone is allowed to shoot me on sight
doing asmr commissions nsfw included $5 dm me for details
niggy niggy niggy desu ka?
remember when trump bragged about having the tallest building in new york on the afternoon of 9/11
oh is this that thing everyone says you should never forget on 9/11
extremely cursed Layton/Luke content in my twitter feed
That's a high wew there norm
oh no now they might have to work real jobs
they're rich though
also you shouldn't have to work to not die
Why else would you work though?
to buy entertainment and other luxuries?
to see ur community thrive lmaoz
someone assassinate the man drawing these sissy pics
assassinate the witch who cursed me with tfw no bf so my affliction will be lifted
gave pup a bath today
no longer stinky
people should just be able to live off of the profits of other people's labor without actually doing anything lol
still think ever reading homestuck in book form is the dumbest shit
imagine thinking this is a bad thing
no one should have to die ever
let's pass a law that makes it impossible for anyone to die
you know we already have social systems that are similar to that right
why are you such an awful person
do you have the brain the size of a peanut
i don't know why i bother because you're just gonna say stuff like "actually people will work because it makes them feel good" or "muh 1%"
>actually people will work because it makes them feel good
people will work because they want to buy things you fucking retarded
ubi isn't "Here you get free money to go buy a car every year" it's "Here's some money so you don't literally starve and die". The overwhelming majority of people will still work because people don't want to live on the bare minimum of a life.
"But anon, what about people who DO just want to sit on their ass all day and do nothing?"
So fucking what? Why does it bother you that some random lazy fuck gets the same benefit that tens or hundreds of thousands of people need to not be in a living hell?
also hundreds of thousands is actually a lowball guess by multiple orders of magnitude
ubi would be okay if we cut down on pretty much every other tax and it actually really was exactly the bare minimum and nothing more and the amount taken was somewhat sensible so that it doesn't turn into a penalty for upstart businesses etc
wasnt there some finnish experiment that concluded that ubi wasn't all that good
also reminder that the "poverty rate" is grossly underepresented because what constitutes poverty is vastly under what you need to have a basic living
my point is i don't think ubi is good and it's based on a lot of ideals, but it'd still probably be better than the crazy shit we have now
too bad they'll never actually undo the crazy shit and a ubi would just be on top of it and make everything even worse
Needs freckles on the tiddies
I keep thinking you fuggers are talking about ubisoft
if anyone here thinks ubisoft is good i'll fight them to the death
the concept behind an ubi just sounds like "you don't have to work unless you don't want to stand in line for hours for bread or you want to buy blue jeans off of the black market"
ubi or something like it becomes increasingly necessary as automation continues to remove more and more low education jobs and resources become cheaper and cheaper to procure or replace
either that or just like
enforced virtual scarcity, and we all end up in a needlessly hellish bladerunner future just to stick it to the libs
maybe everyone should just get better educations lol
>enforced virtual scarcity
we've been at that point for years
that only works up to a point
yeah but once like half the working population can't get a job it becomes a problem we actually have to address
or we don't, and well, bladerunner
the automation and everything also makes everything cheaper and it ends up balancing out, usually in the peoples favor
housing is probably the biggest issue
hsg what is your ideal future, not counting ubi
we accidentally make a benevolent AI god that takes running society out of our stupid monkey hands
me with a job, a comfy apartment and a decent parking spot
every man is their own nation and also perfect vr gets developed
I go into space and fuck every alien with my cyber penis
you can take a pill to become the little girl
i've unironically wanted to be a prostitute for like a decade
gender isn't that important
>i've unironically wanted to be a prostitute for like a decade
or me getting some kind of supernatural powers to fuck with the world
with perfect vr i could become the little girl with absolutely zero downsides whatsoever
maybe a good space trucker game
then why did i start crying when i noticed more hair growing on my torso
the evil within 2 has full japanese support on steam but 1 has nothing wtf
caring too much about things that aren't that important
survival horror games should be called adventure horror games tbh
*why does he have a bunkbed?
can you imagine sharing a bedroom with a thirsty egg?
because you're a mental wreck
earth gets hit by a giant meteor
MAL's never going to get a new api so i moved to anilist and it has stats on how many times you've listened to a seiyuu
I don't know what mean score is going off of because I've only ever rated 2 anime and they were both a 10.
i believe his stream friends are closet homos
I like how 8ch's search algorithm looks for your key inside other words too
T-pose on your friend's bed to establish superiority.
wow what gave you that idea
running a restaurant
the intrusive thought "i bet someone on stream got a stiffy from that"
secretly putting testosterone pills into sponge's food
secretly filling wesley's testosterone pills with estrogen
Secretly filling both of their pills with diarrhea
Why are you posting jahi art
if you meet god on the road, what do you do
suck his he-damn DICK
it's like an elevator that goes sideways and anywhere it wants
what's the issue
it locks from the outside
it’s better than having them run around a huge warehouse
have they patented “raising wages” yet
they patented it so they can sit on the license and do nothing with it
No, Bezos won't allow it.
so do elevators
it's so they don't get out and get run over by a robot
imagine the Shenmue driving sections but with those things
>she starts going apeshit because she wants to go for a walkie
>it just rained, but maybe it will be okay if we're caref-
>she immediately jumps in a puddle
let stevie be free
It all returns
actually james can you clarify this hypothetical, what kind of god is it, one from an abrahamic religion or just some random guy?
well even if it’s just some random guy it’s still god
in the original saying i believe it’s Buddha if that makes any difference
but you were right
you kill it
wonder who installed a mirror in the road heh
You still believe it was planes that brought the towers down? Heh, sheeple...
It was really Kanaya's massive dong
what did go down on building 7, though?
at least you're not spidercuck
i mean, the point of that passage in buddhism is that by killing the buddha, he reincarnates outside of the cycle of samsara
if it was some kind of truly benevolent god, i would probably spare them or something like that but i personally don't believe any sentient being with omnipotence should be granted anything but extermination
the only thing i would probably let slide if it was a supercomputer like entity with no ability to think or reason
i think it's epic that the way buddha passed on is canonically just lying down chilling
buddhist inversion theory
let's pool in all of our savings to build the hsg pizzeria
im kind of baffled steam is allowing porn games now
looks like all those patreon games are about to get a second wind
>hatred of soda is class snobbery and fatphobia
it's unironically a great thing
it's not The Golden Age of Freedom but it's a good thing
i honestly wouldnt see anything wrong with it if it wasnt for the fact that steam doesnt have good quality control on the games on their store
im expecting a wave of awful porn games to come through in the future
Honestly if we get more "okay" porn games on steam that'd be cool, most of the ones I like don't even have explicit stuff in them.
I think you still need $100 to submit a game though? That might not be worth it for some of the real small ones.
wasnt there a recent game called agony that had to remove stuff because it was too grotesque
anyway what do you think will be the biggest thing that gets published, do you think some really big name hentai developer will bother moving stuff onto steam
That monster farm one.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such Steam games as "Battle Raper 2", "The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno" and "Suck My Dick or Die".
anyone else kinda spooked about living in a world wrecked by global climate change
million dollar question: will rapelay get on steam
anyone else kinda spooked about living in a world wrecked by porn games on steam
meltys' quest is farily high profile
maybe if they get violated heroine or rance or something there
not in the slightest
this is the future steamfags brought on themselves
didn't they stop development because the head artist got stiffed on payment?
im kinda spooked
i meant something like honey select or
well i dont actually know the names of many big hentai games but something like that
>charge $3.18 for 8oz shipping
>pay $2.92 for 6oz shipping
>pass the savings on to rev
I don't know.
I'm sure someone had the assets and will try to profit from it.
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wow the new parappa the rapper looks great!
rev make a porn game and pull yourself out of food bank hell
1. buy “how to draw manga”
2. learn to draw manga
3. draw em naked on patreon
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forgot to post this yesterday
the most popular porn game is vaporware western shit, iirc
and bad western shit too
really, if you just make the game incest themed, the quality of the art is completely inconsequential
it could literally be stick figures and you'd probably make $500 at least in backers
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im more spooked by the fact that there's people who refuse to believe it exists
now available on steam - "my sexy stepmom and her massive futa horsecock, also she vores me"
im spooked that those people are creating and changing american policy
or at least theyre pandering to those who refuse to believe it exists
why does dk have such a good singing voice?
im pretty sure they're pandering, the whole fossil fuel industry makes a shit ton of money and they dont want that to change
*destroys the environment for the economy*
uhhh u commie u commie
he's a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead.
Fully Automated Luxury Gay Communism WHEN
i read the actor did some songs in ok ko or something
at the rate this is going, it'll be Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism
Never. New Soviet man does not need such decadent bourgeoisie luxuries. Go to gulag.
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that's why it sounds familiar
oh shit does this mean he's the antichrist?
Maiden Rape Assault was barely even a game I finished both routes in about twenty minutes
Suck My Dick Or Die was okay though
im glad hes capable of counting
Lord, please send me a cute boy who will rail the hell out of me
you don't, terfs hate men
waiting for the ideal gf meme but it's a lesbian
but i want one
and baby gets
what baby wants
I understand the point in gigashaders, but jesus christ why
Did you guys see that the girl what got proposed to with a spider man game told her side of the story?
spidercuck was a manchild and she didn't even like video games or spiderman
yeah that was it
I don't think anyone was surprised
bit by a radioactive klurf
does whatever a cuck can
can he swing from a web
no he can't, he's a cuck
Does whatever a Zimmer can.
Shoots down nigs, any size,
Catches jigs just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Zimmerman.
Is he strong? Listen, son —
He's got a semi-automatic gun.
Can he swing from a thread?
No, but he shoots niggers dead
Hey there! There goes Zimmerman.
In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
He gets punched in the head
Then he shoots Trayvon dead.
Friendly neighborhood Zimmerman.
The police he's ignored —
Wasting niggers is his reward.
Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find Zimmerman!
preps a bull, any size
switches please, as his prize
[shmorkvoice] pwease! bwuy hoiveswap epinsode two!
Innocent happy baby Trayvon was skipping while humming a merry tune along the road from the candy store with his Arizona Iced Tea™ and Skittles™ in prominent display, songbirds tweeting happy birdsong around his head.
Meanwhile, a horridly obese man emerged from the forest in full Klan regalia, waving goodbye to his fellow Tea-Party racist republican NRA members after another rally to promote rape culture against womyn and minorities. "Great meeting, you guys!" he shouted as he waved behind him. The man removed his Klan hood to reveal the hideous face of none other than George Zimmerman; his blond hair, pale white skin, and swastika tattoo in prominent display.
Suddenly, the evil tiny-dicked white NRA racist spotted innocent Trayvon playing with the happy animals in a scene reminiscent of Bambi. Enraged, the racist Zimmerman phoned the police. "BIPPITY BAPPITY YIPPITY YAPPITY YEAHAAWW TARNATION Y'ALL DE'RES A GODDAMN NIGGER IN THESE PARTS" he screeched at the operator while waving his Confederate flag. "I'M GONNA SHOOT ME A GODDAMN COON SKINNED NIGGER"
"No, please, don't do that you racist!" the 911 operator cried! "I am giving you a legally binding directive not to leave your gas-guzzling global warming causing rapist car with confederate flag and Romney 2012 bumperstickers! Spare that sweet, innocent little boy!"
But the racist small dicked white NRA member Zimmerman had no mercy in his heart when he murdered poor baby toddler like jolly Trayvon with his tiny-dicked compensation assault pistol. Flashes of MLK Jr and a thousand slaves being whipped flashed through Trayvon's mind to the chorus of angel choir as he ascended into heaven, while Zimmerman and the racist cracka ass police danced around Trayvon's corpse firing guns into the air like Yosemite Sam.
Knowing Zimmerman would need evidence in his favor for crimes they weren't going to charge him for, the racist police helped Zimmerman fake head injuries to make his story convincing.
i remember when i first heard the shmorkster's smorkvoice i wasn't instantly repulsed, boy was i a fool
isn't shmorky a furry diaperfag
how hypocritical are SA goons
xe klurfed me with science
he is indeed
but perhaps more epicly, he gained wider internet fame when he took his schizo gf's pills away from her so he could watch her have a mental breakdown while he hurled shmorkvoiced insults at her, which he recorded for posterity because i dunno it gets him off i guess
remember when he shmorkvoiced at a funeral
that's fucked up
and this is from someone who roleplays as a baby kitten on HSG
would you happen to be, in fact, a man?
perhaps a grown one?
one would maybe say, "a grown ass man"?
and by that, i mean a tv show on cartoon network
now available on steam - roxykitten ahegao
i'm still pissed off that they cancelled world peace
you can either be a horrible monster who enjoys destroying other people for sexual pleasure
or you can talk with a permanent klurfish voice
you can't do both or you're, like, automatically a serial killer
shmorky did those adult swim bumps of kc green's comics
does that count
i've never seen any of shmorky's work except that one cartoon he did after the "hackers on steroids" report
i suppose that's a good thing
i would have more sympathy for shmorky's ex if she wasn't also a lunatic
The white man Zimmerman stalked that poor African-American child. When he saw his chance, he called the police and said "I got me a nigger here and I'm gonna blow his head off before he grows up and starts raping white women". Then he gave a Heil Hitler salute and the cops said "You shoot that nigger down. White Pride Worldwide. 14/88".
Then he shot the poor African-American child with Nazi bullets he got from ebay that were engraved with Swastikas. And he was wearing his KKK hood when he did this.
Then the cops came and they all lit a burning cross and danced around it and then they lynched the poor African-American child's dead body. Then they injected his dead body with drugs to make him look bad.
Then they drove the blond-haired, blue-eyed nazi George "Adolf" Zimmerman to the station where they gave him beer and barbecue and they all talked about how much they hate African-Americans and marched around saluting pictures of Hitler and the Confederate flag.
And the cops were wearing Confederate uniforms with swastika armbands and KKK hoods. One of the Nazi-KKK-Confederate cops hacked Trayvon's facebook and put up all kinds of phake fotoshopped pictures to make him look like a thug and a criminal and a dealer.
Roxykitten is not sexual.
i think this is what bothers me most about shmorky's voice
it's not his voice, he is doing a voice. he's just doing that voice nonstop. it's fake, but he never ever stops doing it. during funerals, during torture of his romantic partner, during sex presumably. he keeps doing it. intentionally. it doesn't stop.
he wants to sound like that
*ports awful newgrounds porn games to steam and hopes the creators dont find out*
[shmorky voice] I'm not doing a voice
thats exactly what i was expecting the merch to be
i’ve sort of done the first one accidentally anyway
>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA.
>8th grader Trayvon Martin is walking home with snacks for homeless children wearing his graduation cap and gown.
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman is patrolling the neighborhood in his confederate flag draped pickup truck.
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the dark, rainy night by the glow of his halo.
>The clansman gives chase, hopping the curb with the pedal to the metal.
>The football star nearly outruns his pursuer, but is trapped by a "Do Not Enter" sign.
>Faced with a choice between certain death or breaking the law, the little hero makes his stand.
>Trayvon attempts to reason with his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it.
>Zimmerman steps out of his gas guzzler and asks, "Any final wishes?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies, "World peace."
>"WHITE POWER!" Exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle.
>If not for the Republican party, angel Trayvon might have survived, but the murderer's extended magazine, unfettered by reasonable legislation, feeds hundreds of rounds into the probable future Nobel Peace Prize recipient.
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the pavement repeatedly while screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
>When he's finished, Hitler himself steps back into his environment destroying vehicle.
>As Trayvon lays dying, the last thing he sees is the McCain/Palin 2012 bumper sticker disappearing into the night.
anyone else getting kind Of sick of The kanaya Posting Not Being Here Every Hour Of Every Day So We Can Partake Eternally In The Power Kanaya
that scene with the reis from end of evangelion but it's kanayas
Forever A Kanaya
Think About It
Foreverial Kanayaitized And Loving It
na! kayaya a stupip!
in this shmork there is no
place for klurflings like you
>new RLM video is just Mike and Rich creating collaborative Star Trek fanfiction
whats with the sudden glut of zimzamposting
hey read this violent, smutty homestuck fanfiction it's good I promise
the zimzanimal is un-flimflammable
>Orgies and trickster orgies
no it's great
kanaya drinks antifreeze and dies
ywn be a gondola druid
the /b/ shitposter again?
they're like fleas
i kinda hate these
>everything i don't like is /b/
direct announcement soon please
i skimmed that fanfic that got posted
pretty sure its bad....
how do we return to an innocent world
>mde made too much fun of serena williams, whos husband happens to be the cofounder of reddit
he's getting away with it!
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this song is still insane
we need to find some way to reverse the entropy that lead to 9/11
>For those not aware, MDE was a sub devoted around a cancelled altright Adult Swim show that only lasted a couple of episodes before being canned.
go back in time, assassinate bush and nuke israel before they can do 9/11
mde has been shit from the onset anyways
let them get nailed to the alt right cross, who cares
MDE did a lot more than the TV show
come on, how can you not love this
well, they did unleash that red niacin pepe
this is missing the "hey nice suit" part
i'm not a dumb gay retard
it says here you are
Reddit sucks anyway
it's only a matter of time before any mildly right-leaning sub gets banned and the whole site turns into one big SRS
i want ironic anti-humor to fucking die already
ugh, this humor is so embarrassing. i'll partake in it ironically, and that'll be the real joke!
ugh, this ironic humor is so embarrassing. i'll partake in it ironically, and that'll be the real joke!
ugh, this ironic ironic humor is so embarrassing. i'll partake in it ironically, and that'll be the real joke!
ugh, this ironic ironic ironic humor is so embarrassing. i'll partake in it ironically, and that'll be the real joke!
ugh, this ironic ironic ironic ironic humor is so embarrassing. i'll partake in it ironically, and that'll be the real joke!
ugh, this ironic ironic ironic ironic ironic humor is so embarrassing. i'll partake in it ironically STOP
IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO DECADES OF THIS SHIT
FUCKING STOP YOU STUNTED AGING HIPSTER WASTRELS
STOP BEING THE MENTAL EQUIVALENT OF THE GUY WHO STILL HANGS AROUND HIS HOMETOWN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AFTER GRADUATION
BEING TOO AFRAID TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING OR SAY ANYTHING GENUINE DOES NOT MAKE YOU BRAVE OR INTERESTING, IT MAKES YOU FUCKING NOTHING.
Nobody here is named "Rudy"
Unless you are and that's why you're mad
Is this antiporn
Kinda scary that rev could be having a stroke at any moment and it would be impossible to tell
I do not need you to call a bondulance.
normal person stroke: goes from speaking normally to speaking nonsense
rev stroke: goes from speaking nonsense to out-debating wonk so severely it makes wonk cry
What is the most vanilla, least terrible porn possible
does anyone know how to speak shark
the last school shooter album...
evrope is kinda beautiful
it's been 3 hours but
>getting too old for friendship
*in moody's voice* it's impossible to make a friend when you're over 20
>Trayvon, played by Jaden Smith, is shown at school, raising his hand in lit class. The wise Hispanic teacher, played by Antonio Banderas, calls on him. Trayvon stand up and recites lines of Shakespeare in a hip, cool, but moving rap. As he sits down Banderas smiles and nods at him with a wise, knowing approval.
>Trayvon is seen hanging out after school on the lush greens of the front school yard with his friends, featuring the girl who played Precious, plus a mix of races: a white blonde girl, a Hispanic kid, an Urkel-looking black nerd, a white kid with his hat on backwards. A veritable Burger King Kids Club.
>Cut to a dark apartment, where Zimmerman, played by Luis Guzman, is doing pull-ups, with the words FEAR and HATE inked on his knuckles. He then practices shooting his empty gun at himself in a mirror. "You talking to me?" Guzman says. "You in MY neighborhood?" He then sits down to watch Birth of a Nation.
>Cut to Trayvon at home, at the dinner table with his parents, played by Jamie Foxx and Maya Angelou. They discuss Tray's future plans of being an airline pilot. "It's a mighty big responsibility," Jamie Foxx says. "Having all those souls onboard." "I know," Jaden/Tray says. "I want to be like Sully some day though."
>After dinner his little brother asks him if he can go get some candy and tea. Even though it's raining out, Tray agrees. In slow-mo he zips up his hoody, pulled from the dryer.
>Cut to Zimmerman patrolling the streets as rain pours on his uncovered head. He does tuck-and-rolls across neighbors' lawns, pulling out his gun and pointing it at dark shadows. A cat crosses his path and he fires at it. He chuckles mercilessly.
*dons rice field hat*
i am samurai