No.1269733
seems like it'd be nice to have someone run their fingers through your hair while someone else rails yr ass
No.1269734
>>1269733
getting xlr vibes from this post
No.1269735
should i replay the lego harry potter games
No.1269736
>>1269735
play the regular harry potter games instead
No.1269737
my life is basically just an ongoing struggle with the urge to destroy my body with fried chicken and beer
No.1269740
in a world where sexbots and virtual companions (think siri but able to be ur friend and able to take the form of a cute anime girl) were real, which would be sadder for an older person to have?
i'm leaning towards the virtual companion, but am willing to hear a case for the sexbot
No.1269741
>>1269740
physically dragging your sexbot around everywhere you go is peak chad
No.1269742
>>1269740
knowing that an old person still fucks earns them mad respect from me
you get that cyber pussy grandpa
No.1269744
>>1269739
why do i want kids all the sudden
it's like i hit 25 and i immediately stopped seeing them as horrible nightmares that destroy your life
No.1269745
also a riding mower is on sale at lowes and lookin mighty fine, would really help take some pressure off my poor back so i don't throw it out again
No.1269746
>>1269744
>it's like i hit 25 and i immediately stopped seeing them as horrible nightmares that destroy your life
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No.1269748
karket was denied adding his blood color to the troll pool by based andrew nazzie
No.1269749
now the rainy season reminds me of maria
No.1269751
>>1269735
i played them recently, they were nice but I was just always worrying the game would bug out and not let me finish it since that used to be a thing they were known for
there were 2 crashes in 1-4 and a soft lock in 5-7 but nothing that wasn't just fixed by restarting that level
No.1269752
>>1269744
kids are bad
ran and boomer are cute though
No.1269753
>they only shot at dr disrespects house with a bb gun
yawn
No.1269754
No.1269755
No.1269756
Dr disprecthiswife lol anyone do that yet
No.1269757
how does dr crying about my own infidelity still have a fanbase
No.1269758
>>1269746
one day you'll look down in your hand and there will be a can of monster zero you don't even remember cracking open
it's coming
No.1269759
>>1269758
i used to sip monster a lot
tho my fav flavor was mad dog
energy drink rankings
1) full throttle
2) amp because it tastes like game fuel
3) mad dog bull dog monster drink
4) rest
No.1269760
>>1269759
it's good you stopped
not for like, health reasons or anything, but because energy drinks taste like ass
No.1269761
Sometimes I get a craving for the chemically artificial taste of a regular ol diabetes inducing monster
No.1269762
>>1269760
no full throttle was good
i mean it tasted bad but it was the kind of bad u hate at first then like
like dr browns soda
No.1269763
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No.1269765
i wish my friends would stop liking overwatch
No.1269766
help i undercooked my spaghèt and now i have a stomacache
No.1269768
>>1269766
*mario voice* mama f*cker!
No.1269769
i havent played nier automata but i had the ending theme stuck in my head
No.1269770
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No.1269772
>>1269766
undercooked pasta is good
No.1269773
No.1269774
time to liiibbycuck the ghost
fuck its you i hate the most
No.1269776
>EU passes controversial 'link tax' and 'upload filter' laws
>the former law allows sites to demand payment when search engines or content aggregation sites link to them
>the latter law requires that all content uploaded on any internet platform must be scanned and confirmed as not violating any copyright laws
eu wtf are you doing
No.1269777
i like how the eu owns all of the internet :)
No.1269778
breaking news: dumb gayfer idiot retard boy makes a post
>>1269777
No.1269779
>>1269778
i dont know how internet laws work
No.1269780
>>1269778
Retarded commie detected
No.1269782
No.1269784
it’s awesome and great that copyright law takes precedent over all other considerations of a law
property rights truly are the most important things
this is a sarcastic post
No.1269785
>mention that I'm quitting to a few people in the office before the bosses show up
>one of the electricians goes down to the shop floor and tells pretty much everyone then says he's thinking about quitting too
No.1269786
like
countries have tried to do this before, specifically with news sites demanding google pay them and getting laws passed
and you know what happened?
google just dropped every news site from that entire country
and very quickly almost all of them declared themselves exempt from the law they themselves forced through
but wtf happens when you apply that to all data for every site for every user in the entire eu
i don't even know what to expect from this
No.1269787
>>1269786
like
shut up?
okay idiot
No.1269788
>>1269787
literally don't tell me what to do
No.1269789
one day, “economic profit” won’t be the be all end all goal of governmental policy
one day, government will be about people, and not money
that’ll be nice
No.1269790
>>1269789
yeah maybe after we're dead
No.1269792
>>1269790
long as it happens
No.1269793
>>1269789
what if we didn't have a government
and the people were about the people
No.1269794
>>1269784
>copyright law
>property rights
????
No.1269795
>>1269793
go live in a jungle, retard
No.1269796
>>1269795
yeah u right the government is responsible for all advancements in human society
No.1269797
fat
middle-aged
halfling
tats
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No.1269800
>>1269796
yeah u right the existence of human governance in no way facilitated human advancement we would be so much further along as groups of lawless leaderless tribes what kind of opinion even is this
No.1269802
>>1269800
every man should be their own nation
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No.1269805
>>1269802
I thought you said the people should be for the people, how can they do that if they’re all separate nations
No.1269806
>>1269805
>how can separate nations work for common interests
No.1269807
>>1269801
*kisses fingers* da good stuff
No.1269808
>>1269802
as epic as it would be for rev to actually literally be a naysh, you are dumb
No.1269809
fwee man on the wand
i do NOT consent x_X
No.1269810
No.1269811
>>1269806
they can, but at that point what argument can you make to justify remaining seperate
i guess my question is what do you mean by nation
No.1269812
where’s the anprim meme that’s like, “decide to meet up and share grain, shot for forming government” or something
No.1269813
>>1269767
fucking dicordnigs and their stupid faggot names
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>>1269817
You voring again son??
No.1269821
No.1269822
>articles about how pro-cop the ps4 spider man game is
He he he
No.1269824
>>1269822
yeah but there is a gay flag so it's ok
No.1269826
No.1269827
No.1269828
*gets super preg in 5 seconds*
No.1269829
Hey wait a minute you aren't pregnant... you vored someone and they're struggling in your belly!
No.1269832
>>1269831
What's oof about this
No.1269833
>>1269822
i saw one of them, it was really fucking stupid
>"hey spiderman thanks for helping the cops fix their satellite!"
wow holy shit i can't believe spiderman is directly and actively helping enforce a police state
No.1269834
No.1269835
>>1269831
isn't that what he normally looks like
is the eye makeup new?
No.1269836
we uhhhh should just not have police
No.1269837
>>1269831
wait what's up with her zipper
No.1269838
>>1269836
cops are scum garbage 99% of the time and the 1% that aren't get fired whenever they call out the rest of them
that being said, it's a fucking video game get your head out of your ass you retarded shitheaps
No.1269839
No.1269840
just uhhh take away the cops guns and then make them take away everyone else's guns that'll work
No.1269841
also anyway we shouldn't have police
there have been several cases of all of the cops of an area being fired (or going on strike lol) and not only did nothing bad happen, things actually marginally improved
No.1269842
how the fuck did I let some sap tell me that every person should be their own nation without whipping out my boy John Donne
No Man Is An Island
No man is an island,
Entire of itself,
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thy friend's
Or of thine own were:
Any man's death diminishes me,
Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.
No.1269843
>>1269842
i didn't realize every nation is an island and that nations are incapable of interacting with each other
No.1269844
empathy is impossible without the government
No.1269845
>scroll wheel zooms in and out instead of scrolling
No.1269846
>>1269828
>>1269829
Literally cum inflation
No.1269851
No.1269853
>>1269843
the point is that i dont like your metaphor, that’s all
anyway if people organized in such a way to make things easier for themselves, something something slippery slope government
No.1269854
high quality remaster of the dwarf fortress soundtrack when/where
No.1269856
>not filtering rev
Enjoy your boomer hell
No.1269857
>>1269856
it's boomer heaven
No.1269858
>>1269856
i should probably just do that
i think he makes like, <5 good posts a year
No.1269859
No.1269860
See, if I removed my trip you couldn't filter me.
No.1269861
>>1269860
you wouldn't want to do that
No.1269862
$75 to remove my trip permanently
No.1269863
No.1269864
>>1269862
can i take you up on that in like a week and a half
No.1269865
>>1269864
Sure?
For extra I'll even make my trip public. Might as well if I'm gonna remove it.
No.1269866
>>1269865
i'll pay you 80 to put it back on
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No.1269870
i'll bid $150 to keep it on permanently, no backsies
No.1269871
“logic > feelings” is a really funny motto when you realize that 90% of redpillers stone cold ignore well-cited and medically/statistically based accounts of racism/sexism/homophobia/trans people literally existing. like what does logic mean to u. smug anime girl icons?
>
As someone who was part of the hardcore online atheist community that a lot of the redpill/MRA/alt-right community evolved from, I can kinda explain this.
“Facts over feelings” was a pretty common mantra in the “skeptic” circles. It was often used when talking about creationists in how evolution is a scientific fact, and it didn’t matter if they felt the Bible was literal. This was enormously common.
This community was mostly made up of cishet white dudes. So when intersectional feminism started gaining a lot of traction online in the early 2010s, it was around the time when a lot of these guys were losing interest in debating creationists. So, because they felt attacked by the feminists, they directed their attention to them, under the impression they could treat them the same as the creationists they had previously argued against. Ignorant to the fact that intersectional feminism, unlike Biblical literalism, is the result of facts and studies.
However, already under the impression that “I’m right and everyone else is delusional”, the community felt that because feminism angered & challenged them & made them feel the same feelings that creationists did, that they could be treated the same.
And so, the obsession with “logic” and the mantra of “facts over feelings” carried over to the anti-feminist & current right-wing reactionary movement.
No.1269872
No.1269873
effeminate gay trans men and butch trans lesbians are the bravest people on this damn earth
No.1269876
>>1269874
beast more like baste
No.1269878
is girlworld.ogg actually in ulillillia's game?
No.1269881
hot take from eric t on the woodward book
No.1269882
>>1269881
really thought that said "epic trump"
No.1269883
No.1269884
I hope mike doesn't kill himself when it ends up being shit probably
No.1269885
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No.1269888
i hope shantae or banana dee gets in smash
No.1269890
i hope shantae or bandana dee gets in smash
No.1269891
i love kirby but bandanna dee is possibly the worst character they could put in
No.1269892
No.1269893
i can't wait for joey to be announced for smash!
No.1269895
can i get a disnigs invite
No.1269896
No.1269897
>wiki about guy's over 3000 youtube vlogs
>different page for each episode
>even friend's dog has an article about it
we gave too much power to sheltered kids
No.1269898
>>1269895
funnily enough the only big crossie in there was added after this message
he left hsg and is only a discnig now so it's better i guess?
No.1269899
No.1269900
also toby has been in 3 of this guy's vlogs how nuts is that
No.1269901
No.1269902
>>1269888
fuck off with your meme taste wesley
No.1269903
space dandy
is better than
cowboy bebop
No.1269904
>>1269903
both are garbage
No.1269906
No.1269907
No.1269908
Space Dandy discussions kinda died few months after it ended
No.1269910
>>1269908
the discussion about 99% of anime dies shortly after it ends unless you ask someone about it
No.1269911
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>>1269912
my astolfo folder is relatively small and it's just random stuff i've saved
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No.1269918
redpill me on upperdeckers (bathroom strat)
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No.1269921
>>1269919
these are tanks i think
No.1269922
>>1269920
they'll be fine...
No.1269924
>>1269918
It's most effective if you're eating at somebody's place and you genuinely dislike them but your bf/gf/whatever took you
So prepare in the morning by eating something that'll give you diarrhea
When you get there, have your nasty wet mudslide into their toilet's tank instead of bowl.
No.1269925
>>1269921
the second pic is the ghey one
No.1269927
>starts writing your comic in plain text
>somehow gets MORE money
so this is the power of patreon...
No.1269928
is it bad im being sympathetic towards convicts
No.1269929
is it bad if i sometimes call my dog niggabear
No.1269930
god is punishing those evil black kids for smoking weed
No.1269931
>>1269928
is that a serious question
No.1269932
>>1269931
i dont feel bad for child rapists or serial killers obviously but for everyone else like drug offenders, bank robbers, and etc, yeah i believe they shouldn't be subjected to conditions like that
No.1269933
No.1269934
here's a mild take
we should get rid of the life sentence and reduce the maximum sentence to 10 years
prison should focus on rehabilitating convicts, not punishing them
No.1269935
No.1269936
No.1269937
let's rehabilitate those serial killers, what could possibly go wrong
No.1269938
>>1269934
i agree in a broad sense, but i think there are some specific crimes you should lose everything for committing
murder, for example, should mean you're not out of prison until basically your whole life is wasted. you stole someone else's chance at life and you deserve the same.
No.1269939
>>1269934
ahem
*takes a sip of water*
*taps on mic*
*leans closer*
no
No.1269940
name five reasons on why murder is bad
No.1269941
>>1269940
how are you going to get BLACKED right if you're dead
No.1269942
>>1269920
they're fine, i know south carolina is dark but it's no haiti
No.1269943
kung pow penis pill me on red
No.1269944
>>1269932
yes wes, the intention of my post was "of course you're not bad for having sympathy towards people in jail you fucking retard what's wrong with you if you don't"
No.1269945
Do You Have Your Copyright Content Sharing License
No.1269946
>>1269934
cool like brazil
No.1269947
we need a prison colony planet
No.1269948
>>1269944
it's hard to tell the intentions of people here
No.1269949
Some People Do Not Want To Be Helped Nor Do They Want To Reintegrate
No.1269950
>>1269934
10's fine for blue collar crimes but for stuff like murder or actual pedophilia i think you should be in there for longer, maybe only just 20 years but you should definitely be in there for a while, approx 1/5 or 1/3 of your life for killing someone else
>>1269948
i think there's only a few rightarded people
No.1269951
speaking of pedophilia mad thad gets out of jail in like 3 weeks
No.1269952
No.1269953
catch, kanayafication, release
No.1269954
No.1269955
Citizen You Have Been Selected For Mandatory Kanayafication
Please Come Along For The Ceremony
No.1269957
>>1269955
isnt it like midnight in yurop
No.1269958
>>1269956
what's the 3rd one
No.1269959
>>1269957
Do Not Question Kanaya
No.1269960
>>1269955
na! kakaya stutid!
No.1269961
State Sanctioned News Praise The Positive Effect Of The Increase Number Of Kanafications Upon The Population
No.1269962
>>1269958
nicki minaj (who has beef with cardi b) telling new yorkers to vote against zephyr teachout for attorney general
No.1269963
No.1269964
>>1269951
did you notice how his pornhub account got activity
No.1269965
>>1269951
epic
how long until he gets arrested again
No.1269966
redpill me on bbc in wesley meme
No.1269967
>>1269966
shitty forced meme
No.1269968
>>1269964
pornhub has achievements?
No.1269969
>>1269966
a meme forced by greg lansky and the jewish porno companies
No.1269970
>>1269965
probably not long
>>1269968
that's how they get you
No.1269971
the october pornhub cheevo race
No.1269972
what does wes think of this meme
No.1269974
>>1269973
you need to lay off the qts with burgs
No.1269976
i mean who doesnt want to see wesley DOMINATED. by BBC
No.1269977
>>1269927
didnt she used to get over a grand
No.1269979
Um Excuse Me Is That A Fucking Television Where Is Your Telly License Pooftah
No.1269980
>>1269978
i dont see the appeal of these
No.1269981
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No.1269985
>>1269974
switching to fruit cuties
No.1269986
No.1269988
>>1269982
>>1269986
i'm just tellin it like it is
No.1269989
>>1269987
didnt kanayaposter talking about making something like this
No.1269993
Repeat After Me
You Are Kanaya
No.1269994
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No.1269996
don't understand the self hypnosis fetish
do they think the images actually work?
No.1269997
>>1269996
only the crazy ones
No.1269998
You Belong On Your Knees
You Belong To Kanaya
No.1269999
Total Kanaya Domination Forever
No.1270000
Worship The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya Domination
No.1270003
>>1270000
come up with something new faggot
No.1270004
In Europe, you go outside to light up a fag
In America, you go to the club to do it
No.1270005
>>1269902
it's genuine taste
if i wanted to meme, i would post sans or rumia
No.1270006
No.1270009
>>1269785
>trusting people
ha gottem
No.1270010
The Authentic Taste Of Kanaya
No.1270011
>>1269977
500, but some site shows up to 700 back in 2016, you should be thinking of 3d porn
No.1270012
>>1270010
>Scottish accent
IT'S THICK AND REFRESHING
No.1270013
the autistic taste of kanaya
No.1270014
No.1270015
>>1270013
>In Scottish accent
IT'S TRAP AND VAPORWAVE
No.1270016
kanaya ruined homestuck and hsg
No.1270017
Thank You Rose For Putting Aside The Green M&Ms You Know I Love Their Taste
No.1270018
No.1270019
>>1270016
>kanaya ruined homestuck
woah now how did she do that
No.1270020
>>1270018
Lynch Deez Nuts White Boi
No.1270021
>>1270020
im actually a nigger tho
No.1270022
>>1270019
That homewrecker stole Rose away from John
No.1270023
>>1270022
Rose gets Dave pregnant
Kanaya gets Rose pregnant
John gets Kanaya troll-pregnant
No.1270024
>>1270022
cant argue with that
No.1270025
Incel John Projecters Be Like
Tfw No Big Tiddy Goth Gf
No.1270027
No.1270028
homestuck sure could have been better without all the shipping bullshit
No.1270029
No.1270030
I Ship All Of You
With Kanaya
No.1270031
Ahoy Mateys
Have You Taken The Jade Pill
No.1270032
Would You Become Pregnant With My Child Homestuck General
Would You Become Kanaya Pregnant
No.1270033
No.1270034
I Want Your Body
Give It To Me
No.1270035
But Im Already Pregnant
With Another Kanaya
No.1270036
No.1270037
>>1270036
Spread The Word Of Kanaya Once You Have Them
No.1270038
I Will Make You A Woman Homestuck General
My Woman
Only Mine
No.1270039
No.1270040
pull my hair and call me pretty
No.1270041
No.1270042
ok im filtering wonk again
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No.1270044
The Mcrib Is Back Did You Hear
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No.1270047
>>1270045
Me Neither
I Go Rarely And Only Really Like Their Bubble Teas The Hamburgers Are Tasty But Always So Dry
No.1270049
>>1270047
mickey ds has tea?
i almost never go there
No.1270050
No.1270051
why was i typing a big rant about my friends wtf
No.1270052
Kanaya Is Your Best Friend
No.1270053
No.1270054
File: 1825fb6c77b7057⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 178.26 KB, 620x1000, 31:50, tumblr_peyxhxXxRS1wrc87mo1….jpg)
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No.1270058
>>1270057
What A Myriad Of Nonsense
No.1270060
>>1270059
why are you posting something semi-normal
No.1270062
how do i become a minecraft youtuber
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>>1270061
nice screenshot retard
No.1270066
oh sponge, you’ll appreciate this
before all my rachael vids on youtube I keep getting ads for I think a documentary about pre-adamite aliens who live inside the hollow earth
No.1270068
>>1270066
what’s the name of the documentary? also rachel who?
No.1270069
>>1270067
twin peaks seems good
No.1270070
why haven't the witchy curses stopped drumpf yet
surely there have been hundreds of thousands of curses at this point, just how powerful is drumpf
No.1270071
>>1270069
it’s epic, especially the third season
a lot of the second season sucks bc lynch wasn’t around for most of it
No.1270072
>>1270061
where did you even find this
No.1270073
>>1270072
somebody i follow’s story
No.1270074
lynch should make another series now that we're in the age of limited series like stranger things and fargo
No.1270076
>>1270074
would be epic and unironically based
No.1270077
what if sponge was a cute anime girl
would you fuck him/her?
No.1270078
i want to buy the david lynch brand coffee
No.1270079
>Go on a dinner date with a handfull of your hostesses because nips like cute girls
yea sure
>Go on a dinner date with 3 60+ year old japanese loan sharks after you've physically beaten them into the ground and now they work for you
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>1270079
now they're all trying to impress each other with tongue twisters and failing because none of them can remember them or perform them
No.1270084
>>1270053
friend #1: posting communism and rick&morty shit on fb, literal white lib
friend #2: destroyed the friend circle while becoming trans and unfunny
#3: coolest of the bunch but "redpilled" and keeping him around will have most other friends stop talking to me
#4: 200km away from me
#5: 250km away from me
#6: fucked off while #2 had its meltdown
#7, #8, #9: boring libs
No.1270085
>>1270084
Kanaya Is All You Need
No.1270086
>>1270061
the cat crop really tops it off
No.1270087
>>1270086
i think it was a cropped gif which is very fancy
No.1270089
i'd eat out her pussy tbh
No.1270090
sponge link her to this board
No.1270092
No.1270093
why does sponge spam when threatened
is it some kind of defense mechanism?
No.1270094
>>1270091
my cousin doesn't look like this but that's pretty much what happened to him
he's a meek guy and i think he was into this korean girl and then they've had like 3 kids
No.1270095
>>1270093
it's what he does to cool down from being a sandwich makin nigga
No.1270096
>"uuuuh we're gonna retcon one of our Iconic chatacter into a trans person"
>it's the violent and sociopathic male elf
nice
No.1270098
>>1270068
actually it was an ad for a video sharing website
https://www.gaia.com/
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No.1270100
>>1270094
that’s epic
how are his hybrid children?
No.1270101
epic idea: calling jimmy john's to prank sandwich some random address and request sponge to be the delivery driver
No.1270103
No.1270104
>>1270100
they seem fine one of them's like 3 now
No.1270105
No.1270106
>>1270104
are they good at math?
No.1270107
>>1270104
i bet they'll grow into
supreme gentlemen
No.1270110
>>1270108
sauce on 2nd pic
No.1270113
a dark shadow falls across the general
something epic this way comes
No.1270114
>>1270110
i think i found it in an lgbtq friendly discord channel
sorry
No.1270115
>>1270110
i posted it here and i got it from a porn board
No.1270116
>>1270109
>last one
too epic to handle
No.1270117
>>1270114
>lgbtq friendly discord channel
No.1270118
I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
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>>1270110
the image came from me. i found it in a defunct AIM chat for wall sex enthusiasts.
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No.1270122
Young cherubic Matt Brown and his childhood chums were heading to the corner store to purchase some fudge for a family picnic before he left for college to become a brain surgeon.
”Gee pals, it sure it a great day!” he said jovially as little forest animals trailed behind him.
Meanwhile, mean nasty old Officer Coldhonkey, a renowned Klansman and member of the NRA, was fuming mad as he patrolled the streets of Ferguson, thumbing the safety on and off his gold-plated, diamond-encrusted .50 Desert Eagle.
”FUCK man, I fuckin’ hate niggers! We should round them up and shoot them! Yeah!” he exclaimed while sipping illegal moonshine from his hip flask while looking for kittens and puppies to run over.
Meanwhile, at the neighborhood Quicktrip, young, handsome, hard-studying Matt Brown was about to feast upon some skittles when he spotted an old woman across the street struggling with her groceries.
”Say, friends, that elderly woman is in need of help!” He shouted, instantly rising to the call of civic duty like any good American citizen.
Matt Brown began to rush across the street (looking both ways first, of course!) to aid the old woman and do his part as an upstanding member of the community.
But alas, Officer Goeth was speeding down the road, and had to stomp on the breaks to avoid him, if only to avoid getting his over-inflated paycheck docked by Internal Affairs for driving under the influence.
”Goddamn it, that fuckin porch monkey! Hey, BOY! Git outta the fuckin road, nigger!” He roared, furious for having dropped his hip flask to avoid running over a filthy congolese.
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>>1270120
>defunct AIM chat for wall sex enthusiasts.
neat
No.1270126
>>1270122
”Sir, i’ll let you know that I am an established and respected member of my community!” Matt Brownies patiently explained to the SS officer.
Officer Zimmerman could not fathom how insulted he was, by a NIGGER even! The sheer thought of being lectured by a shit-skinned mongrel made his blood boil. This would not stand. He would avenge his wounded pride!
Head veiny, hands sweating, seeing red, he exited his car, drew his Desert Eagle assault pistol and took aim at the blameless urban youth.
”GET THE FUCK ON THE SIDEWALK YOU FUCKING MONKEY!!!” hollered the psychotic white supremacist officer, twirling his handlebar mustache with his free hand.
”S-sir, I’m not meaning to offend, but you may be acting outside the law…” Doctor Brown meekly stammered, trying to keep his composure in the face of Institutionalized Oppression.
”SHUT THE FUCK UP MELON MUNCHER!!!” yelled the cretinous Grand Wizard. As the entire neighborhood stood in muted horror and shock at this wanton display of racism, he kicked St. Michael to the ground and performed a Mozambique Drill on the defenseless future Nobel Peace Prize winner.
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>>1270126
Melvin Chocolate fell backwards, arms splayed to his sides not unlike his predecessor, Jesus Christ of Nazareth (who was also black).
As he finally drifted out of consciousness, his last thoughts on his loving family and his wonderful community, he heard the voice of Martin Luther King himself calling him home, seeing as his work on Earth was done.
Officer Lucifer stood for some time, laughing maniacally as he watched the life of his innocent victim snuff out. He spat on and kicked his corpse and re-entered his gas-guzzling police cruiser. He kept cackling like a madman as he sped off past several red lights, looking for a hospital of sick orphans to shoot up and blame on gang violence.
In that precise moment, President Obama felt an agonizing pain on his chest and fell to his knees, weeping in silence. Deep in his heart, he knew that another of his beloved sons had been slain by the evil white patriarchy.
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>>1270121
>>1270124
He's clearly just fucking with you.
Actually it was me who posted the image originally, found it on an encrypted darkweb database called "P1NKBALLSAX.db"
No.1270131
i finished hyper light drifter after picking it up on the switch last friday
the game's obviously going for an aesthetique, but it falls on its face a lot. The game's trying to work well without communicating a lot to the player, but that puts it at odds with the combat, which mechanically relies on being able to read enemies and understand what you're doing. this causes questions like "wtf why don't i have i frames when dodging now, i had them before", "why can't i dodge fast, i bought the fast dodge upgrade," "why did i die just then, i just popped a health pack". The game wants to do the dark souls thing of having actions have deliberate animations, but because of the medium, a lot of the nuance is lost (i.e. you can tell that you've got i-frames in dark souls because your character is literally off the ground, in hyper light drifter you have to be dodging, which has its own effect and an enemy has to be attacking you). The game is sometimes stingy with checkpoints at the worst times, leading to having to clean out the same rooms of enemies multiple times only to die to the same thing over again.
but it's nice to look at and when it does work it's fun
No.1270132
>>1270131
hey xlr
how good is destinos pizza rolls 2
No.1270134
picturing the hot anime girl you're going to be any day now while you dig your saltlickian grave
No.1270135
>>1270133
gotta love that reebok gear
No.1270137
>>1270131
hyper light drifter was epic
No.1270140
>>1270084
the answer is clear as day
pick the redpilled one
No.1270142
me: based!
friend: and REDPILLED!
No.1270143
>>1270142
does anyone else read anything in exclamations in a retarded voice
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>>1270143
lover of cats, comics, and nerd stuff. check me out on itch.io! opinions are my own!
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No.1270152
being trans doesn't make you interesting
No.1270154
>>1270084
Random question, but in becoming trans did they also take a new name from Greek mythology?
No.1270155
wes how many pictures of sponge do you have
No.1270156
>>1270154
fb still has the same name, i dont care for the answer anyway
No.1270157
13 year old Michael Brown and a friend are on their way home from Bible study
>Police Officer Darren Wilson, who has a history gay bashing and killing animals for fun, sees the two young black future medical doctors walking in the street, humming a soft prayer for world peace
>“Hey boy, what the fuck are you doing here?,” says Wilson, as Brown notices the swastika tattoo on his arm
>“Sir, my friend and I were just on our way to the homeless shelter, but we would be happy to assist you in any way, Officer,” says Brown with a warm smile.
>Officer Wilson, who was labeled as a white supremacist in 2007 by the Southern Law Poverty Center, then violently throws the 115 pound child to the ground
>“Sir, please. I'm not the person your looking for, but it is my civic duty to assist you,” says Brown
> “Fuck you nigger! This is for breathing the white man's air!,” says Wilson, putting on his Klan hood
>Brown looks up solemnly, hands in the air, and says: “I forgive you for this, it is my Christian duty. May you find peace.”
>Wilson, now visibly aroused, unloads the entire magazine of his military-style assault pistol into the helpless child, execution style
>He then takes out his extended clip w/barrel shroud, and fires several dozen more rounds into the future war hero's lifeless torso
>Grand Wizard Wilson then turns to Brown's young friend, Dorian, and tells the straight A student: “Go, and tell all the other niggers what you saw here today, so they know their place. Now go on, get!”
>Wilson's supervisor arrives at the scene a few minutes later and gives him a high five, then the two open several beers and yell “The South will rise again!”
>The two fascist thugs then urinate on the lifeless 11 year old's body
>After 6 more beers the brutal racists finally leave yelling “Sieg heil” as they drive off, leaving the future Nobel laureate’s body to rot in the middle of the street
No.1270158
>>1270157
where are you getting all of these
No.1270160
not to put out more egg vibes but greek mythology names are heckin epic
No.1270161
know what's a great name
calliope
No.1270162
>>1270155
i don't feel like counting it all but it's over 500 im pretty sure
No.1270163
>claiming a great job in puerto rico
>still blaming the fact that it's an island, claims that it's inaccessible?
>calls the mayor incompetent
that's an oof from me folks
No.1270164
when does wesley go back in time and start the loop as spongefan
No.1270165
I still have a few dozen more burger girls I haven't posted
No.1270166
>>1270164
>we're the zombies
bummer
>>1270165
please do
i love the burgers
No.1270167
>>1270164
when i go back and fail to kill hussie before act 6
No.1270168
>>1270165
i want to rape your tight butthole anally
No.1270169
the tomato slices are always too big though
needs more meat and cheese!
No.1270170
anyone else have a need to time travel to the past and accidentally become trapped there or is it just me
No.1270171
i have a friend who orders burgers and then scrapes off every topping except the cheese and eats it like that and it drive me fucking crazy
No.1270172
>>1270171
kill your friend
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>>1270171
why doesnt he just order it without it
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>>1270171
why doesnt he just get cheese seperately
does he eat the meat?
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>>1270176
the opposite of ses
No.1270179
>>1270176
susceptible to jewish media brainwashing
No.1270180
>>1270178
its not this
>>1270179
its some kind of nigger speak
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No.1270183
he's the same friend who, when i asked him what his favorite fruit was, he responded "i've never eaten any fruit"
i've come to expect nothing out of his cuisine, but something about watching him degrade a burger like that still drives me insane
No.1270185
>>1270176
ytp meme where you reverse a word in the middle of the its punctuation
No.1270186
>>1270185
its not a meme its some kind of nigger speak
No.1270191
it's the suspicious definition stop asking
No.1270192
>>1270189
>>1270187
some nigger called my friend suss
its some kind of sear word or degoratory
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No.1270194
>>1270184
>>1270188
oh you found where it's from?
No.1270195
sus just means "suspect"/"suspicious"
No.1270196
highly sus = extremely likely to advocate for military intervention in the middle east
No.1270197
wonk why are you being so stupid
No.1270198
>>1270192
what was the context
No.1270200
>The man [in remove kebab] is a war criminal and the song celebrates Radovan Karadžić who committed genocide in 20 different Bosnian states, often the very Serbian people he swore to protect. Plenty of people in that video have later been convicted for crimes such as rape, torture, theft, and systematic ethnic cleansing.
No.1270201
>>1270197
i'm just browsing for definitions cuz i thought i knew what it meant but there are other meanings too which is neat
No.1270203
>>1270201
i think it might mean gay or something along those lines
No.1270204
>>1270203
what was the context
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>>1270203
okay, but i've just never heard it used like that ever
No.1270208
oh god fucking damn it not again
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>>1270208
how do we stop sam hyde
No.1270212
>>1270208
that was me sorry
No.1270213
>>1270211
redpill me on blue baby
No.1270214
>>1270208
oh say can you seeeee
No.1270215
>>1270213
it says here xe's epic
No.1270219
>>1270218
*brandishes boxcutter*
*frees him*
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>>1270219
>t-thanks anon
here's your reward, b-be gentle with me
No.1270224
the underlying theme of rape is offputting
No.1270225
>>1270208
why do they always kill themselves
it's boring i want to see their stupid miserable mugshot faces
No.1270226
>>1270224
she wants to get raped
No.1270227
>>1270225
because in the end these are usually suicides at the core
>>1270226
the underlying theme of rape is offputting
No.1270228
>>1270225
seconding this
it's a lot more juicy when they're left alive (see: nicolas cruz)
No.1270229
alternate reality where elliot rodger never committed suicide
No.1270230
>>1270226
*runs into thread*
>she
*dabs*
No.1270231
alternate reality where cletus was a shooter and elliot rodger hung out here complaining about how girls dont like him
No.1270233
if i could bend my erect penis under the butt line id be tranny
No.1270234
>>1270231
i think i would prefer that reality
No.1270235
my dog had a weird bump under he nose
brought her to the vet
they looked at it for five seconds, said it was a scab, and then indicated i should only come in for real medical problems
how is her wee little snoot hurting not a medical problem
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No.1270239
i would love to see hsg!elliot rodger argue with wonk
No.1270240
nice nice nice nice nice
that 200 was from the rest of homeland security btw
No.1270241
little of this seems like rape
No.1270243
>>1270240
legitimately speaking here
literally how the fuck has this man has not been impeached yet
compared to fucking nixon's watergate shit or bill clinton almost getting impeached for cheating on his wife, it's like this man is actually immune to the law
No.1270244
>>1270241
in the original wall-stuck pic the pic of her that they're "advertising" with shows her being threatened to do a peace sign with a knife
that kinda colored my interpretation of all the other pics, especially when rope was involved
No.1270245
what's up with his neck
did he wear a choker too tight and it left a mark?
No.1270246
ok reading the comments was a gigantic mistake
but seeing things from your teen years become somebody else's treasured childhood is such an interesting phenomenon.
the days of people reminiscing fondly over botw seem far off, but the truth is they'll be here before i know it
No.1270247
>>1270243
it's not "the law"
it's precedent and being protected by republicans
democracy is inherently unwilling to admit when it fucks up just in case it delegitimizes itself
and also our system says that congress can impeach the president but the party controlling congress is complicit in his tomfoolery so technically speaking there's nothing we can do
clearly our system needs overhauling and a lot less needs to be left up to "we'll just expect politicians to respect precedent and tradition"
No.1270249
tl;dr he's not impeached yet because the republicans don't think he's doing anything wrong
No.1270250
>>1270244
>>>>>>>>>>>her
also being stuck in a wall is just a somewhat common fetish
it's definitely got noncon vibes but it's far and away from "actual" porn rape
No.1270251
i didn't notice the knife in the first pic though it's epic
i wish i was in that epic situation, unironically(epicly)
No.1270252
>>1270246
the wildest part of this is the concept of being bullied into streaming
No.1270253
>>1270250
yeah wall stuff is common and has noncon vibes but adding the additional detail of "picture of someone threatening her to participate in sex" adds a layer of rape vibes that are offputting, to me
No.1270254
there is a line between "noncon vibes" and "rape porn" and tha detail pushed it over the line, to me
in my opinion
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No.1270256
ben can't empathize with rape victims because he wishes he were in their situation
No.1270257
>I was born in 2005
>Those little kids born in, at the earliest, 2010, who are at their oldest 8 are the ones that are ruining video games
i can't believe this 13 year old is getting bullied into playing fortnite by 6 year olds
that's fucking hilarious no matter how you look at it
No.1270258
>>1270256
unless i'm seriously bodily injured or get hiv or something i don't really think it'd be that bad of a thing outside of maybe screwing with my psyche more
do we wanna count mccrae's handjob as rape? that was pretty epic, i think
No.1270259
>>1270243
who is gonna do it
you think having trump around is bad for the republican party? having a republican impeached is suicide.
they'll just let him fumble around causing a ruckus while they ramrod through legislation that everyone is too busy/exhausted to be able to care about
short of actual evidence showing him personally redhanded as directly doing something treasonous (mueller tweeting haikus about justice is not evidence), he is indeed essentially immune to the law
No.1270260
i actually hope he does get impeached just so that Pence can rekt the faggots
No.1270261
>>1270259
>who is gonna do it
hopefully the other half of the government
or maybe, and i know this is crazy here, but maybe there'd be a politican who cared about the wellbeing of the country they live in and profess love for and not only whether or not their public image as a party is tarnished even farther than it actually is
No.1270262
why are US politics such a joke
No.1270263
>>1270218
seriously can any of you bend your dick like that
No.1270264
nixon wasn't literally impeached because you'd have to be trump levels of stupid to not just resign before your impeachment so maybe that's what they're afraid of. maybe they're afraid he is simply too stupid to understand the concept of impeachment and that if some minor miracle happens and politics stop being a joke for a minute he'll actually be forcibly ousted, most likely while tweeting that the impeachment is fake news and all killary's fault
No.1270265
>>1270263
bend it like what? that's a pretty normal position
No.1270266
>>1270260
if it gets to the point where trump gets impeached he won't really have a mandate to do shit
>>1270261
it hasn't happened yet, dawg
every republican who comes out swinging about how trump is awful for the republic has a clean record of voting perfectly in line with his agenda
>>1270262
we're corporatist, our political system is hamstrung because it's not important
>>1270264
he'd resign
it's just like he says he'll take things to court, "never settle cuz it makes you look weak"
he always settles in the end
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the cabal of 5 year old flossers who force poor, overworked 13 year olds to dab in fortnite
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>>1270263
it doesn't look very bent to me
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>>1270265
not erect which it looks there
No.1270273
yikes im posting worse than wonk
No.1270274
you'll dab AND floss, or we'll introduce your smartphone to our crayons >:)
No.1270275
>>1270272
I don't think that's how it works
No.1270276
getting a boner animal style
No.1270277
5 year old jeff bezos stuffing you in the fortnite cage
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No.1270280
so was it rape or not i didn't get an answer
No.1270281
my dick at regular boner sticks straight out
my dick at as hard as it can go boner sticks straight up
so i think i could achieve ben's coveted down-facing animal-style rape-magnet eggpenis under the stipulation that i was aroused, but not intensely so
No.1270282
>>1270281
I'm glad you mad yourself varying degrees of erect to test this, anonymous.
Truly and unironically, it's epic.
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No.1270286
>thought wotc made a really weird, unique, and powerful card by making inverted power/toughness last indefinitely instead of until the end of the turn
>turns out wotc just forgot to put "until end of turn" on the card
............
No.1270287
are wonk and i the only hilldawgians (voted for hilldawg) in the entire general
No.1270288
>>1270287
if it was legal for me to vote, i think i would have just voted for johnson or something
No.1270289
>>1270286
Are they seriously going to do such a massive errata on day 0? It's not going to explode standard like that pirate thing, at this point it seems pointless.
No.1270290
>>1270285
what if bbc on wesley
No.1270291
>>1270289
yep, errata confirmed
doesn't help that a lot of casual players are going to read invert as "exchange the p/t of two target creatures" due to the phrasing
it's actually incredibly powerful in its current form, killing bird of paradise or noble heirarch for U/B while enabling some combos with cards like stormchaser mage is very strong. post errata makes it much worse though.
No.1270292
>>1270291
yea but wotc is known for not giving a single shit about formats that don't start with "s" and end with "tandard"
No.1270293
it still kills 0 power things even with till end of turn
"too bizarre" my left nut
No.1270294
i need to see wesley DOMINTED by BBC
No.1270295
i'm writing in rev in the 2020 elections
No.1270297
>>1270295
what are your thoughts on bbc on wes meme
No.1270299
>>1270293
the real reason to play it was the potentially broken combos you could setup with a 1 mana instant permanent p/t switch, the "kill your opponent's 0 power creatures" angle is more of coincidental upside that is relevant enough to make the card more than just half of a non-competitive meme combo. when your combo pieces can double as relevant interaction, that's the makings of a real deck.
anyway, it's a moot point. the card's probably not good enough in its real form to be playable in any format outside of commander.
No.1270300
this lad is nice enough though
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>>1270298
you think anyone has a neutralfication fetish
No.1270302
fully neutralized and having no strong feelings one way or the other about it
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>>1270300
way better than the golgari one, although worse than the dimir one
No.1270305
>>1270304
dimir was scry 2 every turn right?
No.1270306
>>1270305
surveil 2, which is much stronger
also can effectively perma-tap any one threat.
just weirdly powerful, especially compared to how bad the golgari one was
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we need a BLACKED wesley shoop
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>>1270314
why do you post like a fat retard
No.1270317
>>1270316
thats not even proper loli posting sako would be ashamed.
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>>1270319
flag when you lolipost you cunt
No.1270323
can someone post revfridge
No.1270330
>>1270329
will you suck me
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No.1270337
did someone hurt spongy wongy's feelings again?
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im bored any boyfriends out there
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>>1270132
it's been 7-ish hours but
as a solo player it's okay.
bungie seemed to learn a lot from destiny 1, so the game does a better job of communicating the endgame loops during the leveling up process. at launch up to around the recent release of forsaken, there was an attempt to decrease the amount of time grinding by only dropping loot that's more powerful than your level during weekly quests. The nightfall strike and raid are impossible to solo, so that limited a solo player to the mini quests on a planet and in pvp. They've moved it around and i don't exactly grok the new grind yet but it seems like it's set up to drop powerful loot more often.
pvp is fine, i guess? you got your deathmatches, you got your control points, you got your counter strike style bomb game type, everyone on your team's brain dead including you, and the opposing team is a well oiled machine.
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No.1270346
If you could be anything in Star wars what would it be.
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>>1270346
star wars is a trash universe to be in. like, everyone's scrabbling by and it's not sexy at all.
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No.1270352
I'm going to be trashy and drink a can of wine with breakfast today
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>>1270353
a can
just about fits in your hand, made of aluminium, you pull a tab on top and it goes psssh
No.1270355
gonna be trashy and drink a box of wine with breakfast today
No.1270356
>>1270354
Not a glass?
Or a bottle?
A can?
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>>1270352
a classmate of mine did that when we were studying abroad in hungary
tunrs out she was an alcoholic
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>>1270359
pet your cat for me
No.1270361
gonna be trashy and drink a...
*spins wheel*
*spout opens at bottom of wheel, allowing me to drink the wine that was filling it*
No.1270362
gonna be trashy and drink a muffit of tea
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No.1270365
wanted dlc characters for smash ultimate:
rayman
goku
sans
waluigi
No.1270367
>>1270365
i think you meant raymoo
No.1270369
>>1270368
raymoo is for marisa only
No.1270371
This nigga drinking beans
No.1270372
in conclusion, your honor, as you can see in exhibit c, the victim clearly has swirly eyes, meaning they clearly could not consent to the acts that the defendant subjected her to. the prosecution rests.
No.1270374
surprisingly this one can of wine is fucking me up pretty badly
I'll attribute it to the fact that I don't really drink anymore and I've been restricting caloric intake like crazy
No.1270375
positive canthal tilt:
models
cats
ikemen
negative canthal tilt:
zuckerberg
mussolini
wesley
rev
ben
No.1270376
I'm gonna do some shots too
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>>1270376
do you have work today? don't get trashed at like 8 am
No.1270378
>>1270377
I work nights so I don't have to get up until 9pm
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>>1270358
blog time
i didn't drink alcohol for a long time because both my parents were drunks and i figured i probably shouldn't tempt fate
but eventually i started drinking just to give it a shot
it only took a couple months for me to go from one beer after work to having to convince myself like a negotiator trying to talk down a suicide bomber to put down the beer i just opened at 7am because i epicly craved it
No.1270382
>>1270381
dude we're so great, lmao
i like how they specifically shit on da2 though
No.1270383
butterscotch schnapps with a layer of cinnamon whisky on top
delicious
No.1270384
why are fake leaks so effective in the smash community
why do so many people fall for this shit
look at this fucking shit. did the guy fucking trip in the middle of taking this picture? was he running by his computer at incredibly high speeds?
No.1270385
>>1270384
>why do so many people fall for this shit
why do you think people believe it
"picture is blurred to shit" is just a meme, and some cameras will actually take a picture like that if you whip it out quickly
No.1270388
you ever notice that when you try to find drinking games for a particular piece of media, you find an absurdly long list of bullshit that would kill you dead in fifteen minutes?
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>>1270388
do you do the e3 drinking game
No.1270390
>>1270389
I don't watch any of the e3 presentations but I might have a reason to start now
No.1270392
>>1270387
i mean...... he's got a point, you know?
No.1270393
>cant play as a Half-Orc Monk in BG2
No.1270396
Lets Rewrite Homestuck by this guy
No.1270397
the feeling of forgetting more and more of homestuck as time passes
a truly good feel, i can use that brainspace for literally anything else
No.1270398
>>1270396
why come some people see bigotry and they think to fix it they gotta go so far in the other direction they go careening off a cliff
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>>1270398
they're stupid, is why
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>>1270396
I bet this guy huffs his own farts
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>>1270392
where? where he implies that democrats are responsible for the higher estimate or where he claims the new estimate is a lie to make him look bad
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>>1270404
i mean, they're both pretty important and salient facts
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>>1270405
nice try donny i know it’s you
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what if trump was an hsg poster
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heads up shitto, it's your time to shine
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i dont get why there isnt a party-based Rogue Traders RPG
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super villain mad scientist, ben scharfenstein
phd's in nanotechnology, genetics, and gender theory
moniker: The Gender Blender
known quote: "Too late, hero! I'll put the world itself in a cock cage!"
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[translators note: kanaya means gay]
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>>1270391
Is this official
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Builders 2 looks good but its also like $70
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Spend Game On Video Games For Kanaya
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>>1270430
But I Am Not From Finland
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i tried making my own ramen noodles today and i got the dough down but rolling it out was harder than i expected
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>>1270431
No Kanaya it means Financial Domination
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>>1270430
*periscope sights this post across the ocean from a kilometre away*
*sinks back below waves*
captain, we're in range of supremely shit taste
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>>1270434
That's why I'm here
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Oppai Loli style
Loli style
Oppai Loli style
Loli style
Oppai Loli style
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>>1270433
So You Dominate Someone By Paying For Their Livelihood Thus Controlling Their Lives ?
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>>1270437
You were smarter in the comic.
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oppai loli style
op-op-op-op oppai loli style
heyyyyy sexy loli
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findom is hot in theory
in this theory i am the one receiving money but doing absolutey nothing for it
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But Where Is The Control In That
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>Tesla put out a software update for their cars that has caused some customers to lose functionality of their vehicles semi-autonomous autopilot system, a feature some paid 5k for
Ol musky crazy for this one