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There's no discharge in the war!

File: 3fd882796c2149a⋯.jpg (40.56 KB, 600x522, 100:87, RussianMilitaryRation.jpg)

File: cb570f70de90e5a⋯.jpg (136.52 KB, 735x1024, 735:1024, MRE.jpg)

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d4f2de  No.674961

What makes a great ration? And why are MREs so shit?

bd38b5  No.674965

>>674961

>What makes a great ration

longevity and coffee instant.

>And why are MREs so shit?

80s era experimentation that never got fazed out


167871  No.674966

>>674961

Variety makes a good ration. Seven-ten menu items don't fucking cut it. Because they just do.


416875  No.674967

File: fde05129ddc1da7⋯.png (365.65 KB, 472x469, 472:469, Nice.png)

>>674961

Salted MRE crackers, spicy MRE cheese spread, jam, Coffee instant type 1, early 90s orange drink base, lucky strikes, vacuum sealed packaging/cans with a nice hiss


30e8e5  No.674968

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>674961

Pork chow mein.


015898  No.674970

>>674968

Green flavour is the best one tbh


6a6322  No.674974

File: 817010d25a8ffad⋯.jpg (72.91 KB, 388x520, 97:130, 1402088484702.jpg)

>tfw you can eat 150-year-old hardtack from the American Civil War and 100 year British beef from the Boer War but a Chinese MRE is too much


a7de99  No.674975

>>674961

long shelf life

coffee

hot chocolate powder

chocolate


1ad82a  No.674976

File: d015190422888cd⋯.jpg (15.42 KB, 240x280, 6:7, coffee, instant, type II.jpg)

>>674967

>Coffee instant type 1

Pleb.


4b8cda  No.674977

Any pointers for homemade rations?


015898  No.674979

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>674974

>chinks declare war on US

>all their troops die of malnutrition and food poisoning from the gutter oil


d713d3  No.674986

>>674979

China is overpopulated so I am not surprised if they do not give a shit about the chink lives.


5c74c9  No.674990

>what makes a great ration?

Hot pockets, FRH, and gummy vitamins.


0f8777  No.674993

So far from what i've seen.

Slav, French, and Italian MREs always seem to be the top tier ones.

Nip ones are great too, if you love rice on top of rice. :^)

Most others are pretty good to alright.

US MREs are pretty shit since it's preservatives shaped into food with bits of "food" added. Something you'd only eat if you really had nothing else. Had a little experiment for myself to use whatever I had in my kitchen to make MREs taste good. The best I could get them to is "it's alright".

Chink MREs are weapons you drop on a starving enemy to weaken their morale further.


28967a  No.674996

>ate about 20 different Polish canned military foods, including the one that Steve had

>the best single portion meals were spaghetti a la bolognese (cost is about 1.2 dollars for 300gr dish), goulash (2 bucks, slightly less food, but tastes absolutely amazing) and beans a la breton (1.3 dollars, incredible flavor).

>some of them were bland as shit, none were bad, however

>also ate hueg 850g cans of soups and entrees

Judging from what I ate, good MRE dish is made by:

o Kielbasa

o Beans

o Sauerkraut

o Tomato sauce

o Big chunks of meat, no mechanically separated meat (pink goo)

o No dark meat chicken (doesn't taste good)

o Soupy consistence, so you can add rice / buckwheat / panzerwaffles for more calories and taste

o Panzerwaffles in general, especially SU-2 (bought 13.5 kilos of them for about eighty bucks with delivery)

o Something bearable to wash it down with (I used kisiel, coffee, tea, anything instant would work, just make sure it's not Nescafe / Lipton / other normie shit)

o Candy bars. Specifically, cereal bars, nut bars, fruit bars, jelly bars. Something sweet and chewy, bonus points for fibrosity


906df6  No.674997

>>674996

Sounds pretty top tier.

One thing I'd add for either dessert or for breakfast would be a small can of condensed milk and some biscuits.


603e3b  No.675000

>>674993

>French MREs always seem to be the top tier ones.

Picking up and sucking feral snails might not be bad but I am personally not a fan of escargot.


efc44e  No.675034

A good ration is just a bunch of civilian calorie-dense canned and long-life goods; if it includes cigarettes it is absolute top tier


3fc07c  No.675036

>>675034

>A good ration is just a bunch of civilian calorie-dense canned and long-life goods

Greek rations are peak performance then


fdf416  No.675060

File: 17cc98dfea074e2⋯.jpg (25.15 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 36160814_2052640178323584_….jpg)

>>675034

>if it includes cigarettes it is absolute top tier

>giving away your fellow operators postion away


603e3b  No.675062

File: c38039f405fb904⋯.jpg (76.4 KB, 578x371, 578:371, στρατιώτες του ΤΕΦ του ΕΣ ….jpg)

>>675036

But can our bodies truly utilize the energy output of isotope decay?


cbb89d  No.675063

>>675036

>Not just using vitamin-fortified loukoumi as eternal rations


603e3b  No.675065

>>675063

Uncle of mine actually patented something extremely like that as anti-scurvy rations but apparently it was way too edible for infantry standards.


3fc07c  No.675066

File: 0429e8da1603e54⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 300x149, 300:149, cage.gif)

>>675062

>that fucking filename


958648  No.675070

File: 55338fd3708dffc⋯.jpg (23.31 KB, 421x640, 421:640, d31166b60656f784666cdbe347….jpg)

>>675060

>smoking gives away position

>alcohol dulls the senses

>shooting guns also leaves a smell

>lighting a fire leaves both smoke and physical remains

sorry but I don't want to be robot who only lives straight edge so he can be "peak oper9er reddy"


5ceb67  No.675071

>>675066

translate it weebs


3fc07c  No.675073

>>675071

>Soldiers of the Hellenic Supply Battalion secure the necessary raw materials for the soup kitchen; Chungcheong Province - South Korea 1956 colorized


d647b9  No.675074

File: 294b398f2fb1507⋯.png (79.84 KB, 272x199, 272:199, disappoint.png)

>>675070

>not smoking and drinking means being a robot

a peak burger has been achieved


b83a2b  No.675075

File: 5927a27d023940f⋯.png (933.92 KB, 776x795, 776:795, 5927a27d023940ffbd5c2789b5….png)

>>675074

No one is forcing you to smoke, that doesn't mean it shouldn't be in rations, because a lot of people do and there is no reason to distribute them separate. If you don't want to smoke just give the fags to a friend for a chocolate bar.


cefafc  No.675077

>>675075

>there is no reason to distribute them separate

I imagine they'd impart their smell to the food.


9b498c  No.675088

>>675070

>>675074

meth in MREs when?


0f8777  No.675090

>>675088

We bringing back pervitin?


82a467  No.675115

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>674974

just saw this bloke for the first time yesterday. must have an iron gut.


82a467  No.675116

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>674979

or the recycled mcdonalds


d713d3  No.675117

>>675090

How good is pervitin?


82a467  No.675118

>>674990

any type of gum, drink powder (Tang), salt, wet wipes, and some of the sauces like hot sauce increase my morale. its the little things that help you feel more human


82a467  No.675119

File: 3e815147a0e757e⋯.jpg (131.26 KB, 665x500, 133:100, mre k guy.jpg)


ef2bfa  No.675122

>>674961

Well, it has to have an active man's either partial or daily value of protein, carbs, vitamins, minerals, fats, salts, electrolytes, last several years, be satisfying yet not too filling, able to be prepared with little to no equipment/intelligence, and perhaps most importantly, it has to taste good. From what I've experienced. Rich (Western) countries with small militaries make the best rations as they are more likely to have the wherewithal to make life a bit less miserable for the soldiers

One thing I've always kind of wondered is why militaries dont make more use of organ meats. They are loaded with nutrients and can be made to taste very good


ef2bfa  No.675123

>>675116

>>674979

fuuuuuck

So this is what our ant-people future looks like? No thanks


f4ade3  No.675130

File: 37d0d0d8114f5af⋯.jpeg (526.72 KB, 1500x1061, 1500:1061, d97e00ac9d1a9a9055031b63b….jpeg)

>>675122

Organ meats are high in fat, and thus are much harder to preserve. Also your average 1st-worlder normalfag is averse to eating, say cow heart or chicken gizzards or sheep lung instead of being excited at the nutritious and tasty morsel in front of them.


e08a57  No.675152

File: 5d82644e4978bbe⋯.webm (3.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Sadly,Steve1989IsARaceMix….webm)

>>674968

>>674967

>>674974

>>674976

>>674996

>>675115

Sup /k/, I'm here to ruin your day. Steve1989 is a racemixer, so solly. E-celebs will always let you down.

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=RzawYACLfjY

<7:43


a6648a  No.675157

>>675152

Up to interpretation, most likely was not wife material which is why he says blast from the past.


015898  No.675168

>>675152

I think his parents were stationed in Japan and he used to live there, probably was a legitimate cook/babysitter or something from the way he worded it, if it was a gf he probably would've just said.

If not, then Jesus Christ, a SEA nigger is the lowest of the low


cef54c  No.675169

>>675152

>E-celebs will always let you down.

True, but.

>having faith in them in the first place

tbh


cef54c  No.675171

>>675070

Would like some smoke signals with them MRE freedom fries? :^)


e08a57  No.675191

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>675157

<Leave my wife and her son alone! She only fucked niggers in the past, they weren't husband material! She chose ME to raise little Tyrone!

We don't want you back.

>>675168

Japan and Laos are 2,000 miles apart. The Japanese don't even like Chinese or Koreans coming to Japan, you think they're going to allow SEA niggers?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laotian_diaspora

Japan isn't in the top 10 list of countries with Laotian immigrants, which means there are fewer than 1,374 Laotians in all of Japan. The chances of him having a Laotian house staff while in Japan are near zero.

<if it was a gf he probably would've just said.

>I used to have a Lao girl who'd cook for me.

This is a pretty unambiguous statement to anyone not looking for excuses. He basically did, you just don't want it to be true.

Here's his video on an Israeli ration.

>5:18

<Or if you wanted to, do like a leftover shabbat stew and throw everything into a pan.

>7:29

<I love halvah… This is the best halvah! If I buy halvah at the grocery store

I do not suspect Steve of being a crypto, but knowing what we know about kikes, can you ever see yourself saying anything even remotely positive about them, or wanting to have even a passing knowledge of kike cuisine? Unfortunately it sounds like Steve is personally friendly with jews. He has an autistic interest in a subject that also holds great appeal to Streloks, but aside from that he is a typical white guy who wants to believe everyone can be friends. He's memeable and likable, but don't hold out hope of him being secretly redpilled; he's burned the rice and likes being invited for shabbat stew. E-celebs will always let you down.


2d48e2  No.675193

>>675191

Dunning-Kruger mixed with wishful thinking. I expect you to be a neet.


483835  No.675195

>>675191

<I love halvah… This is the best halvah! If I buy halvah at the grocery store

Most of the Balkans and the Middle-East have halva in their cuisine, or at least know what it is and have their own version.


167871  No.675199

>>675191

>tfw know of all cuisine

>tfw it will bite me in the ass one day

there is an ivan the remover patch in his shelf of collection btw.

>>675195

All slavs eat Halva, sunflower seed based ones are probably the best of the bunch.


cd54b6  No.675201

>>675195

>>675199

Slavs adopted bits of jewish cuisine centuries ago. Stuff like bagels, braided bread, bread and cakes with poppy seeds, sweet bread with molasses and raisins, sesame seed candies, lots of sweets in general. In Poland and Ukraine at least half of traditional Christmas dishes are of jewish origins, like cabbage rolls and carp. And halva being originally made of sesame seeds was probably invented by mudshits and entered south/east Europe during mudshit invasion or was picked up by Russians when they expanded into Caucasus and durkastans.


5d0bd8  No.675203

File: a2aaa89b95b7e9b⋯.jpg (84.7 KB, 299x419, 299:419, a2aaa89b95b7e9bdca6b09637c….jpg)

>>674961

MealKitSupply has a pretty decent offering. Just picked up a few cases. I also had a 2 year old hamburger from a genuine leaf army imp a little while ago and it was pretty good. Wish they weren't so fucking hard to find though.


a83951  No.675226

>>675152

Laos is low ever for SEA this chick married a Laotian and people were joking that he's going to take their kids to school on an elephant.


28967a  No.675233

File: 254f225e8a41649⋯.gif (2.85 MB, 636x364, 159:91, 1478024102429.gif)

Not giving (you)s to the retard, he doesn't deserve it.

Halva is omnipresent, and likely is a sandnigger dish, not kike.

Steve tries to avoid drama and be maximum neutral, and so far he had been not a single negative comment on NSDAP "ration", just pure excitement

If you are autistic, you can be friends with girls. Specifically, you may be around them, having little to no options of avoiding them, and they develop interest in you, so you try to be nice about it because you may not want to see a girl you have dismissed recently for the next couple of time Yes, a chance they may have fugged or tried some relationship, but frankly no one is born a natsoc, especially in millennial US.

And of course, even if he is a ricecooker, who the fuck cares I know, some people do he's just a fucking mre memeguy.

That's like expecting JonTranny to be a natsoc after his stupid interview with soygoy

This text has definitely been spoiled, I can smell some really rancid oils in there, just look at that rust and bacteria, definitely filled with botulism. Let me take a bite real quick…


f9626e  No.675245

>>675152

Why would I be surprised that the US Mongrel, product of generations of racemixing, has zero problems of racemixing?

No even trying to meme here, but I simply expect US Americans to be racemixers since you have no standards for race.

So you can't ruin Steve1989, from the beginning he was to me like the Spanish Street dog my mothers once adopted that thing also ate everything without dying.


167871  No.675253

>>675233

Aren't most yid dishes stolen from other people they've parasited off of?


c36357  No.675287

File: 270a65cd64f17a1⋯.gif (287.69 KB, 500x411, 500:411, 1551041533407.gif)

>why are MREs so shit

YOU TAKE THAT BACK


0f8777  No.675288

>>675287

But they are shit.


2d48e2  No.675290

>>675287

>Meals Resistant to Exit

>shit

I agree, they're not shit :^)


a73f99  No.675457

>>675201

>Jewish origin.

It's the other way around you numbnuts.

None of that shit is even remotely jewish, jews just pretend it is, that's their modus operandi since day one ("we built the pyramids").

Halva is a very good example of this, it's a traditional indo-european thing that you find from Western-China to France (brown nougat), it's not jewish "in origin" by any sort of stretch of the imagination.


3af496  No.675848

>>674968

Chinese MRE's, at least as of 2009, were fucking awful. And probably had a higher lead content than Flint, Michigan.

https://www.chinasmack.com/what-do-chinese-soldiers-eat-on-the-battlefield

>Chinese soldiers find issued rations so bland and awful, they refuse to eat them during exercises and bring lunches from home

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/1820207/chinese-soldiers-boring-tasteless-food-rations-come

>Chinese soldiers, people who literally eat bugs, rats, cats, dogs, gutter oil, century eggs, bird nests made of vomit, and other disgusting shit, refuse to eat their issued rations

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/article/1820273/food-fight-how-chinese-militarys-rations-stack-against-worlds

How do you fuck up an MRE that badly? Even country captain chicken wasn't THAT awful.


3af496  No.675850

North Korean rations:

>female Norks so malnourished, they stopped menstruating

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/north-korean-female-soldier-reveals-malnutrition-that-stopped-her-periods-rape-culture-1648893

>Norks have been rationing food for decades; soldiers, who get fed the most, only get 900 grams of food a day, mostly rice

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Korea/GA15Dg01.html

>Nork sodiers barely surviving on 2 potatoes a day

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3567528/north-korea-soldiers-starving-kim-jong-un-nuclear-weapon-spending-swiss-cheese/

>Nork soldiers so malnourished, they're reducing combat loads because they don't have the strength to carry all their gear

https://www.rfa.org/english/news/korea/lightens-01142015154111.html/

It doesn't seem North Korea even HAS a portable field ration; you might get some rice/potatoes/cabbage from the mess and that's it. Norks are expected to forage for themselves. They might have a stockpile of canned food from China they can issue in the event of a war, but Norks are going to be starving in no time once an actual war breaks out.

You could probably get the entire army to surrender by air dropping McDonald's on them, then moving in while they're all in a food coma.


1a88a8  No.675863

>>675253

yes, and their "original food" unironically looks like vomit/diarrhea

Tel Aviv smells like filth, t. attended a medical symposium there.


42de60  No.675895

>>674961

Big fan of whale blubber personally


92381e  No.675896

>>675895

We can eat Whale blubber? That’s interesting.


61f913  No.675928

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>675850

>rice

>a bad thing


3c7672  No.675930

>>675895

RARE FLAG


cbb89d  No.675931

File: 4296bb44c11d0c6⋯.jpg (75.75 KB, 620x413, 620:413, nk.jpg)

>>675850

>female Norks so malnourished, they stopped menstruating

They can send them to my bedroom, I'll feed them all the protein they need.


92381e  No.675932

>>675931

>kike pretending to be German.

Please get lost you stupid kike.


729593  No.675963

>>675850

>he believes propaganda outlets.

stop airdropping Colorado potato beetles to ruin crops production in Warsaw Pact countries.


a92892  No.675964

>>675931

>most koreans


3b87bb  No.675965

File: 8845e95bac25d5c⋯.jpeg (73.99 KB, 526x701, 526:701, e3215dca243d1779d84fdaf7e….jpeg)

>>675963

To find out whether those are lies or not we need to simply look at the similar countries with legit info. I know for sure soviet army food was so bad it originated a few memes like "polar bear's meat" (pieces of lard instead of the actual meat) and "bromine for erectile disfunction" (soldiers were so protein malnutritioned they believed in a myth about special bromine drugs making their penises faint). North Korea has way higher population density, is more isolated and poorer that ussr.


603e3b  No.675967

>>675963

>not liking tiger ladybirds

Do you have a soul?


8aa89b  No.675970

MREs are shit because many of them seem like side dishes combined into a meal. Most of the euro MREs or 24-hour rats seem to contain more actual food. Don't know if burger soldiers could stomach pilot bread and pate though.

Also they are heavy as fuck and quite large for what they contain, probably due to the cardboard boxes. I'd like to see 3 MREs next to a Russian IRP for size.


6c2a57  No.675981

File: 673cd0ff6e4abd8⋯.jpg (57.74 KB, 638x640, 319:320, ba9ab56bf85dc7cc98ad17fa5f….jpg)

>675171

Deep fried potatoes keep poorly and don't taste good either. meanwhile smokes are enjoyable and relaxing. And unlike what you seem to think, tobacco smoke isn't going to give away anyone's position, because hopefully your enemies will be no closer than several hundred yards at the closest. This isn't James Bond Mission Impossibru sneaking behind enemy lines.


c7fc50  No.675989

>>675130

Oh we eat it plenty, we just don't know all the burger chains make ground beef from it and mix it into their burgers.


167871  No.676001

File: 0fd38b04b8665b8⋯.jpg (29.36 KB, 395x553, 5:7, amikafer.jpg)

>>675967

Amikäfer Raus!


0cde3b  No.676114

>>675245

You're not wrong. We, as a nation, have no racial identity. The closest we ever got to one was the Confederate States, and they've since been brainwashed and drowned in opioids and alcohol.


3af496  No.676139

File: ff0f7832442aa4d⋯.jpg (103.18 KB, 640x716, 160:179, norksshort.jpg)

>>675965

Chinese rations are shit, and they have more farmland and a much bigger economy. North Korea is poor, cars are almost nonexistent, they're under sanctions and trade embargoes from most of the planet, few resources besides coal, and they've suffered multiple famines the last thirty years. Malnutrition is such a chronic issue that the average North Korean is significantly shorter than the average South Korean, an average of 3 inches shorter.


65e9d1  No.676182

>>676139

>>676139

pls post the original, I will not tolerate capitalist worst Korea propaganda posting on /k/


7cafed  No.676183

>>676139

The sork and the nork both look far more badass than the burger purely because of the uniforms.

Maybe the sunglasses too.


65e9d1  No.676184

>>676183

Its old, we have much better stuff now.


7cafed  No.676187

>>676184

Multicam isn't much better.


65e9d1  No.676188

>>676187

I disagree, but both of us are allowed to have bad taste and be wrong


8d9d95  No.676242

>>676241

Let us know how that works out for you when you're dying from malnutrition caused by solely eating instant noodles and ketchup


dc3d73  No.676248

File: 9fc360f26b28c8b⋯.jpg (49.15 KB, 550x412, 275:206, manna-restaurant.jpg)

>>676241

>not combining ramen with selfhunted ground meat


0f8777  No.676260

>>676248

I am both slightly disgusted and somewhat intrigued by that.


c2cfa8  No.676355

File: b2e81d622a405bc⋯.jpg (115.15 KB, 640x716, 160:179, ff0f7832442aa4d20885ac6687….jpg)


5bc08e  No.676364

>>676355

Hearty laugh, may have also cured my posible bronchitis.


729593  No.676400

File: 03c47f9b0bf8e84⋯.jpg (40.97 KB, 600x315, 40:21, do you feel powerful, like….jpg)

>>676355

>>676139

Nice, everyone knows better than to trust capitalist propaganda.


7124d9  No.676417

File: 37fd2de192a1942⋯.gif (38.32 KB, 642x580, 321:290, Africa.gif)

File: ca8283add1f7a28⋯.jpg (380.13 KB, 1500x1141, 1500:1141, Middle East and Asia.jpg)

File: fa564242bb080c0⋯.jpg (318.39 KB, 2402x1514, 1201:757, Oceania.jpg)

File: c89b888c6d2b579⋯.jpg (81.48 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, Other.jpg)

File: c654fb03a0d67c1⋯.jpg (165.62 KB, 1159x1500, 1159:1500, South America.jpg)

>>675930

if only you knew some of the flags I've gotten over the years


4b5389  No.676515

File: 3b1b937d77200c4⋯.jpg (60.29 KB, 640x480, 4:3, serveimage(14).jpg)

>>675896

You can buy whale bacon in most large supermarkets here; I'm definitely not a big fan of the bacon, but I do like deep fried whale meat.


a5f3d0  No.676528

>>676417

>4th pic unknown

Thats Moldova. I didn't know Antarctica has its own flag, I thought that frozen wasteland is split among a few great powers with nothing on it except a few research stations.


081611  No.676574

>>676528

Antarctica is its own global region, own number code as well as internet suffix.

Too remote to do anything, anything major causes costs to explode.


678ec8  No.676616

I joined the thread for MRE discussion and interesting survival food ideas. All I got was autism and e celeb worshiping. Just fucking stop it.


70e7b8  No.676627

>>676616

It's your fault for expecting anything good from /k/ in the first place.


6f5e49  No.676629

>>676528

this was back on halfchan, hovering over it would just list it as unknown for some reason, probably a bug. If a thread was moved from a board without flags to a board with them, all the initial posts would be given an unknown flag.


458a45  No.676662

>>675191

>knowing cuisine makes you a jew

I went to a jewish community center when I was like 4 because it was a preschool program.

I am now a national socialist. Does knowing my enemy make me a jew? Fucking look at yourself anon.


82365a  No.677023

>>676662

You reminded me of the deaf girl who are very anti Semitic.


af3da5  No.677103

File: c17419e7a512a9b⋯.jpg (167.93 KB, 894x894, 1:1, smug cat.jpg)

I refuse to fight any more wars until they offer Gluten-Free Rations >:^)


30e8e5  No.677120

>>677103

Are you going to sue the government for giving you bread?


af3da5  No.677123

File: 714706839ea6880⋯.jpg (103.09 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, E-ration pemmican.jpg)

File: d8aac56f63a1e75⋯.jpg (19.33 KB, 290x290, 1:1, lemon sardines.jpg)

>>677120

Only if they don't pay for my SRS and HRT! I'm only joking of course. I just wonder how a Gluten-Free ration could be done and if it might be healthier and tastier than a normal ration. I suppose it would just be a lot of this stuff and dinty moore stew or something.


cbb89d  No.677137

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>677123

>Gluten-Free ration

Substitute wheat bread with rice bread.


6ffc53  No.677138

>>677123

>if it might be healthier and tastier

With the exception of the miniscule number of defective mutants who are unable to properly digest gluten, there are no health benefits to a gluten-free diet.


af3da5  No.677139

File: 9d7b73828c60cc9⋯.jpg (21.57 KB, 337x187, 337:187, fo2 mutant.jpg)

>>677137

Rice bread is ok. I'd rather just eat only meat, fish, and vegetables though.

>>677138

From one mutant to another, you shouldn't think of it as "lactose-intolerance" as much as an auto-immune disorder in which the body will attack gluten protein as though it were an invader to the gut.


d8ba59  No.677140

>>677139

>pic

Something tells me Marcus wouldn't have any issue digesting gluten.

Some days, I wish I were a First Generation Super Mutant, but the whole sterility thing is kind of a deal-breaker.


ee60d9  No.677143

>>677139

I really fucking hated the "hurrr durrr mutant freaks are merely misunderstood and not perversions of nature and inherent enemies of humanity worthy only of quick death" aspect of Fallout2, especially trying to present Marcus as sympathetic despite being a blatant apologist of the Master's retarded ideology that even the Master himself acknowledged as completely retarded to the point of committing sudoku.

Fallout1 was also bullshit on this aspect with Ghouls but at least they tried to present the ugly rotten freaks as sympathetic from the start.

Not having a viable Enclave-lite option for the game to try cleanse the lands from the deformed monsters was a travesty.


af3da5  No.677144

File: 8829b01e1ebd81e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 697.38 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, Mutant_Character_Select.jpg)

>>677143

>hurrr durrr mutant freaks are merely misunderstood and not perversions of nature and inherent enemies of humanity worthy only of quick death

You don't say?

>:^)


d8ba59  No.677145

>>677143

Yeah, but, every person in the wasteland is mutated to a degree from exposure to airborne FEV and radiation. So unless you're being a hypocrite, then supporting the Enclave 100% is the choice for you.

But they got spanked by the Chosen One. Might as well embrace your green brothers then.


3fc07c  No.677146

File: 8349e2efbe13972⋯.png (6.61 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, kronenbergian.png)


ee60d9  No.677149

>>677145

>everyone is equal

>having an extra toe is the same as being a giant green mentally retarded tumor or a literally skinless walking mummy

The /leftypol/ is strong with this one.


4f86bc  No.677256

>>677123

You can get the Japanese rice served with rice.


d8ba59  No.677329

>>677149

>First-Gen Super Mutants

>mentally retarded

Nah. Remember Marcus?


e84358  No.677384

Freeze dried foods win by shelve life and weight, but are more expensive. They tend to be issued to mountaineering forces, because of this.


ee60d9  No.677392

>>677329

>Remember Marcus?

Yes? My first reply was on an image of the faggot.

He's a rare exception, still a dickless freak with no reproductive capabilities.


d8ba59  No.677437

>>677392

>rare exception

Basically every person who was free of radiation and background FEV exposure (Mostly Vault Dwellers) turned out a smart Super Mutant with their brain intact. Sterility sucks, but what if you already had kids? Immunity to cancer, diabetes, cardiovascular issues, diseases in general, radiation, plus super strength and endurance, enhanced regenerative abilities, heightened senses and reflexes, and of course practical immortality all seem to be worth it in many regards.

But, this is fiction.


5d0bd8  No.677461

Oh does anyone have that mre video where there was a half smoked cigarette and a biscuit/cracker with a chunk missing from it?


ea580a  No.677536

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>677461

You mean the video about best koreas ration?


5d622a  No.677556

>>677536

I wanted it to be true so badly, but then, norks probably wouldn't have any mres past some minimal stuff like crackers, and I suppose their food would be cooked on spot. No need to go far.

I liked the part where all packs were heat-sealed below the ziplock level. Reminds me of that Steve's video where he had a liferaft emergency ration, and spent about 5-7 minutes of the video just opening that stuff.


ef2bfa  No.677559

What kind of stuff would you want in a "standard issue" ration?

While most rations are pretty good, I'd definitely like to see more organ meats in rations

>>677144

>Shadow Tyrone

good bye sides


31445d  No.677560

>>677144

What's the shadowy figure behind gertrude, above lillia?


e08a57  No.677561

>>676662

>I went to a jewish community center when I was like 4 because it was a preschool program.

>I am now a national socialist. Does knowing my enemy make me a jew? Fucking look at yourself anon.

I specifically said I don't suspect Steve of being a crypto. But do you think he's a National Socialist? I just want people to not have any illusions about their precious precious e-celebs so that they don't get discouraged at a critical time when they find out they're not what they hoped they were.


4471e1  No.677630

>>674961

>What makes a great ration?

Low price, high nutrition+calorie, shelf stable

>why are MREs so shit?

Too much sugar


968984  No.677636

>>677146

>that picture.

I want to hang them all to death.


ad3da2  No.678005

>>674986

africa is doing fine though, with $60+ billion a year in aid (taxpayers money from a few civilised countries), they can afford to eat whatever they like.


aabb99  No.678187

>>675034

you know you will get punished for smoking son ?


b47e82  No.678269

>>678005

If they stop giving the aids to them then they will die from lack of aids and start infected with prions instead.


4eea40  No.678296

>>674979

Boiled oil is too hot to have any diseases in it and most toxins can be precipitated out. Only danger is that when oil burns it produces cancer agents, which would have to be filtered through cotton batting and active charcoal.

Otherwise its safe.


9b498c  No.678425

>>678296

what if you take activated charcoal after eating chinese?


4eea40  No.678519

>>678425

You would get constipation


e5115c  No.678745

File: d3dac7462907a27⋯.jpg (114.77 KB, 1000x1093, 1000:1093, 20190616.jpg)

Where's the potato?


d0c819  No.678884

>>674961

>What makes a great ration?

nutrition + shelf life. Flavor enhancement is important, but being alive is more important. If you're worried about flavor just buy a couple gallons of soy sauce and hot sauce.

>And why are MREs so shit?

Because every modern military is filled with faggots that won't stop complaining about the food and R&D wants to justify it's paycheck. So rather than looking for the best all purpose meal for nutrition and longevity, everyone's only looking for new flavors.


710c2b  No.678885

>>678296

>just eat gutter oil gweilo, it safe, me make many big profit if you buy

Fuck off, zipperhead.


4eea40  No.678918

>>678885

What do you think happens in the west with thrown away cooking oil? Cant dump it in a river or landfill, cant burn it if its miscellated with water…. Theres only refining it and reusing it.


d0c819  No.679053

>>678918

>Cant dump it in a river or landfill

You can't dump in the river period, but you can dump used cooking oil in the landfill so long as you handle it properly.

>There's only refining it and reusing it.

Yeah, as biodiesel or some other non-food product. Don't be fucking retarded. You cucks up north may fry your corn in gutter oil, but burger-land has higher standards than you. And that's saying something.


710c2b  No.679061

>>678918

>What do you think happens in the west with thrown away cooking oil?

We turn it into biodiesel you soulless gook, or throw it in landfill. And even if it was repackaged and sold (it's not), there's a difference between eating repackaged used oil and picking lumps of congealed fat mixed with shit and piss out of raw sewage and eating it.


7e8bad  No.679063

>>678745

Is that Minnesota Fair food? It looks like it might be disgusting enough to meet the threshold.

On second thought, this is nowhere near as bad as a deep friend stick of butter on a stick. Yes, that was a real thing. There are about as many thin Minnesotans as there are sober Wisconsinites.


d0c819  No.679068

File: fba7795444ca857⋯.png (656.5 KB, 800x533, 800:533, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7254631b836a78e⋯.png (2.4 MB, 1000x1024, 125:128, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5c660f12e1f080d⋯.png (507.35 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>679063

???

I don't see the big deal, if you've had french fries then that's basically the same thing, except the way they cut the potato is different.

It's just a spiral cut potato on a stick with what looks like Lawry salt, they're all over the place.


7e8bad  No.679082

>>679068

At the Minnesota Fair just about every food imaginable can be found deep fried and skewered. Deep fried bacon on a stick is good, deep fried candy bars and deep fried sticks of frozen butter on a stick are just excessive, and deep fried cabbage is not very palatable imo.


e5a893  No.679091

>>679063

>>679082

oh man, don't ever go to beijing if a spiral cut fried potato makes you gag.

ever seen fried seahorse on a stick? how about scorpion on a stick? or an entire starfish?

potatoes are made to be deep fried. and fair food is delicious. nothing you really want to eat all the time, but you can't say you've lived if you've never had a meat parfait.


0f8777  No.679092

>>679091

>meat parfait

I am both sickened and curious.




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