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You can never count on Death's mercy to come for you on your schedule. Instead of being fat and trying to have a heart attack, go keto and STOP BEING FAT. You'll feel better and you might even be able to get some hot poon.

>You can never count on Death's mercy to come for you on your schedule

Regardless it should stop taking normies who were afraid of dying and loved living in this shithole and instead take the ones who aren't. Otherwise, they are just stalling.

>>166793

>Instead of being fat and trying to have a heart attack, go keto and STOP BEING FAT.

Why would I do that when I know that would assure a longer lifespan on a shitty miserable planet?

>You'll feel better

No I wouldn't lol, and even if I lost weight the world would remain the same and not change at all

>you might even be able to get some hot poon.

There's not a single bitch alive right now worthy of sticking my dick in. The ideal woman (mine anyway) doesn't exist in this world, and no "living" broad on earth comes close to comparing.

>>166782

>i hate life i want to die, but i dont want to do it i want something to happen to me, like an accident

if you really want out then you would do it yourself, you wouldnt wait. stop saying that shit just for the attention

and since you still remain alive in this world you might as well make it the best for yourself. not by gooning and eating shit every day, make life easier and enjoyable. make something worth admiring, pick up some hobbies, make good and real friends that are like you, discuss, laugh, and put each other high up in life, become number one in your hobbies, destroy everyone else with your friends. life is one big competition, being number one at something makes life a bit better.

Yeah, honestly, OP, just shoot yourself in the head. Quick, painless, and your suffering is over.

>>166799

The weight of just existing feels like a slow, crushing pressure that never lifts. Every morning you wake up and think, fuck, still here. It’s not dramatic. It’s just… tired. Bone-deep tired. You’re not looking for attention or some grand exit. You just want the lights to go out on their own, without you having to flip the switch. That’s the part people don’t understand. Wanting to be gone isn’t the same as wanting to go. I refuse to commit suicide because I know what the consequences are. It’s not burning in hell in a lake of fire or some ridiculous idea some religious type likes to claim. It’s something a lot worse. I’m not the only one who feels this way. There are others who want to die but don’t want to commit suicide because they know the truth. We just want our natural expiration date of our bodies to be sooner rather than later. No drama. No rope. Just… sooner.

Fat kings diabetic used to live long lives and even alcohlics usually make it to their 60s before their average deaths, of which are heart attacks btw, and booze is about the worst for you over anything else. Don't count on dying fast unless it's suicide. Healthy is a modern buzzword.

>>166799

When it's a cute woman it's not for attention it's catharsis. When people can't get things off their chest they do actually do it, normalnigger. Most people that commit suicicde leave a note, is that for attention too? They also usually tell someone. If you think anyone is number one at anything ever you're a confused narcissist with brain damage, as to be narcissistic you must have brain damage, it has been proven. Depressed people don't have the genes for hobbies, also. Not everyone is an ego driven positive person with super-alpha genes. If you are a beta bitch you will goon without having sex and you will like it, until you realize men today don't finish last, theyneverfinishEVER. Most men cannot be happy unless you give them a woman to love. Peroid. About 50ish years ago half of all marriages ended in divorce and now everyone in their prime, women, are all sutck up over getting way too much attention via social media, at least 18-25ish they are, prime ages men needed to couple with, settling later on after the man is permanently damaged from lack of sex and she is damaged from having far too much of it. Does that seem right to you? It's ironic with how women are healthier having less and the men having more and now days it's flipped due to hypergamy. A hobby... like building rocking chairs in between farming and festibles... would a man make a chair to rock in when he has no granny to gift it to? Our instincts are not made for this modern world. Their is no festivle, you don't work 4 hours a day like in the olden times, you have no faithful virginal wife, you have no faith, you can't pay rent, but you should go ahead with that hobby! As fucking if. What if I wanted to make my own custom EV? Oops, crash test rating! Where's that giatn mountain of money so you can compete with honda and friends? :^) Hobby the nigger fucking says. I'd love some plants, lemme just get kicked out of my apt or magically have the money for land then I can get on that sweet free-work so I can watch the literal grass grow. I am now so fully healed! What fucking hobby? Why do people spout this shit? HOBBY? Be specific. YOu won't. You probably just pumped and dumped several women this year, you fucking normalfag.

t. an alcholic with increasing health problems of whomst is obviously not OP as he replied to him

>>166801

Like I said, there are consequences for that. It's not Hell or a place where you burn or eternal blackness, it's worse. I know because I've experienced it before and it's the only reason I'm in this shit life and existence again right now to begin with. Ever played a classic video game and see what happens after the character you control dies multiple times? You have to restart the game from the very beginning. It's the same thing with life.

>>166782

lol bro i don't think cheeseburgers will do it.

french fries. that's the answer. they cut them potatoes and just toss them in a deep frier. then they throw salt on top.

that's why the big mac guy has lived so long. they asked him his secret and he said he never ordered fries.

>>166811

Can't do that either because if I started suddenly eating french fries with a lot of salt every day, then the spirit guides and elders will know and see "Yeah, he's trying to kill and end himself this way. If he succeeds get the loop/reset button ready" because they'll know the intent. They want you to die when you least expect it and without any intent of wanting to die, and what you agreed in the soul contract before your avatar/body was born with amnesia and no memory of a contract, which is fucked up. They're literally watching my life and yours like a movie. They're watching all of us actually. Why should we have to keeping living in this shithole and just accept and endure our circumstances and pain, and face the challenges until they decide that your test is over and you passed?

>>166812

>we

Well, I don't give a shit what anybody thinks cause it's a spineless no one. You won't either.

>>166782

If you are fat. You are likely poor. You eat fake food instead of real food.