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 No.3294

I FUCKING HATE "FRIENDLY" PLAYERS

YOU'RE A MERCENARY HIRED TO KILL EVERYONE OF THE OPPOSITE COLOR

THERE IS NO TIME FOR HUGS AND PLAYTIME

THIS IS NOT A TEA PARTY, MAGGOT, THIS IS WAR!

That is all.

 No.3390

best thread on the whole board


 No.3395

Yes I hate these jokers thinking they are cute.

I HATE THEIR DEFINITION OF FUN.


 No.3396

>>3395

>Hi-fives

>Conga lines

They are the very definition of casual.

At least I get to blow em up easier :^)


 No.3397

File: 1439748689232.webm (5.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Valve Servers.webm)


 No.3399

>>3294

You guys still don't know how to respond to friendlies?

>GUYS I'M FRIENDLY I'M FRIENDLY

>kill

>WHAT THE FUCK I SAID I WAS FRIENDLY

>DUDE I'M FUCKING FRIENDLY

"I'm not."

>>3396

Doing the Kazotsky Kick backwards around trade maps is pretty fun sometimes, but I don't whine and cry like a faggot if someone kills me. It's not fucking Animal Crossing.


 No.3400

Also:

>get kicked from Valve server with four people in it because you interrupted their roleplay by doing the objective

It's a public server you stupid little shits, stop sucking each others' dicks long enough to figure out how to run a server and flip enough burgers to afford the bill.


 No.3438

>>3397

TF2 autism in a nutshell.


 No.3441

>>3400

>Join any game with 2/32 or 4/32 players

>kicked as soon as I leave spawn

>what the fuck

>add the person whose team I was on that initiated the kick

>thefuckman

>"u ruind our dual were just tryin to have fun"

I didn't even leave my fucking spawn

>Tell him to make his own fucking server if he wants to duel. I have one, it ain't fuckin hard at all. Download steamcmd and follow a guide, you'll have your server in 15 minutes

>"2 hard"

>he blocks me

This exact thing has happened several times in the past, more than I can count. One time I actually helped someone set up their own server and walked them through it and we talked more after that but they eventually removed me for some reason.


 No.3444

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>play support

>team is babbies and friendlies

And that is why leaving shit servers is completely justifiable. TF2 is way more fun if you give shit servers the finger immediately. If the teams are unbalanced, not even autobalance does shit.


 No.3645

Eh, I leave em alone. I just stop by em to get some sammy.


 No.3648

Can we establish that "spycrabs" are obviously included in friendlies and anyone who objects to them being killed with even a speck of seriousness should an hero?

>>3444

You're on a pub, use your support class to attack and defend instead whenever you find yourself on a shit server. After a million infuriating deaths, you will find that you have begun to git gud, then you can go back to support on good teams and you'll have a contingency for when the tide of battle turns.


 No.3710

>>3294

>be me

>invasion update still going strong

>get innabeam contract

>join server as soldier and take tele

>see three enemy heavies and a wrangled enemy sentry and a couple of allies just sitting there

>shoots my black box with halloween spell on them

>get rekt pretty instantly

"FUCKING TRYHARD!"

>go spy, take tele disguised as friendly teammate

>another spy kills the engi with wrangled sentry

>decide to sap his sentry as not to kill the hugfesters

>blamed instantly get kicked for hacking

Because it's impossible to disguise as a team mate… Fuck friendlies.




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