/tf2/ - Autism Fortress 2

best thread on the whole board

Yes I hate these jokers thinking they are cute.

I HATE THEIR DEFINITION OF FUN.

>>3395

>Hi-fives

>Conga lines

They are the very definition of casual.

At least I get to blow em up easier :^)

>>3294

You guys still don't know how to respond to friendlies?

>GUYS I'M FRIENDLY I'M FRIENDLY

>kill

>WHAT THE FUCK I SAID I WAS FRIENDLY

>DUDE I'M FUCKING FRIENDLY

"I'm not."

>>3396

Doing the Kazotsky Kick backwards around trade maps is pretty fun sometimes, but I don't whine and cry like a faggot if someone kills me. It's not fucking Animal Crossing.

Also:

>get kicked from Valve server with four people in it because you interrupted their roleplay by doing the objective

It's a public server you stupid little shits, stop sucking each others' dicks long enough to figure out how to run a server and flip enough burgers to afford the bill.

>>3397

TF2 autism in a nutshell.

>>3400

>Join any game with 2/32 or 4/32 players

>kicked as soon as I leave spawn

>what the fuck

>add the person whose team I was on that initiated the kick

>thefuckman

>"u ruind our dual were just tryin to have fun"

I didn't even leave my fucking spawn

>Tell him to make his own fucking server if he wants to duel. I have one, it ain't fuckin hard at all. Download steamcmd and follow a guide, you'll have your server in 15 minutes

>"2 hard"

>he blocks me

This exact thing has happened several times in the past, more than I can count. One time I actually helped someone set up their own server and walked them through it and we talked more after that but they eventually removed me for some reason.

Eh, I leave em alone. I just stop by em to get some sammy.

Can we establish that "spycrabs" are obviously included in friendlies and anyone who objects to them being killed with even a speck of seriousness should an hero?

>>3444

You're on a pub, use your support class to attack and defend instead whenever you find yourself on a shit server. After a million infuriating deaths, you will find that you have begun to git gud, then you can go back to support on good teams and you'll have a contingency for when the tide of battle turns.

>>3294

>be me

>invasion update still going strong

>get innabeam contract

>join server as soldier and take tele

>see three enemy heavies and a wrangled enemy sentry and a couple of allies just sitting there

>shoots my black box with halloween spell on them

>get rekt pretty instantly

"FUCKING TRYHARD!"

>go spy, take tele disguised as friendly teammate

>another spy kills the engi with wrangled sentry

>decide to sap his sentry as not to kill the hugfesters

>blamed instantly get kicked for hacking

Because it's impossible to disguise as a team mate… Fuck friendlies.