Since the first thread got saged thanks to OP's awful bait gaining all the attention, I have decided to move my post and start a real thread.
>Ravah
>Half Fiend Half Vampire
>No, I am not kidding. Did I mention Oathbreaker? And no she's not even neutral
>Demands to be seen as intimidating with her edgy self.
>Gets upset every time she does something stupid and cocky,(going far ahead of and splitting the party) then gets punished for it
>Has shared her history of being a munchkin in the past
>Even in this game, she had a +13 to damage because the DM counted her CHA bonus to damage twice
>Had to drill it into the DM's head for him to remove it
Even then, at least player actually knows how to play to a minimum degree. The worst I'll save for last, but for now:
>Silver
>Barbarian/Homebrew Engineer class
>Multiclassed in one of the worst ways possible
>Doesn't have the tankiness a Barbarian should, gets floored by an Cone of Cold despite being a Ice Dragonborn and
>Recent sessions the DM has to have the character faint or out of combat because they leave in the middle of a session or never show up.
Ohhh, but those two are nothing compared to the motherfucker I'm
>First character: Marcellus
>What do you know, another useless multiclass character of a player that doesn't know what they're doing
>At least they can roleplay well, right?
>Get into town that makes him uncomfortable
>Decides to lead two characters out with him to "sleep in the field"
>Guards explain they just can't have someone leave in such a manner
>Dimwit decides to have his LAWFUL character grappling hook over the guarded wall, gets his rope cut and lPost too long. Click here to view the full text.